1. I know you don't smoke weed.
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2. I know this.
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3. But I'm gonna get you high today.
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4. Because it's Friday.
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5. You ain't got no job.
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6. And you ain't got shit to do.
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7. Dang, he at it again.
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8. My daddy caught him trying to break
in to my house two days ago.
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9. - And beat him down.
For real?
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10. Mama.
Help.
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11. Ha, you little rat bastards.
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12. Gotta start the day off right, man.
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13. Give me the two-piece special,
lots of hot sauce.
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14. And all the fries you can give me.
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15. Thank you. Thank you.
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16. For most people, Friday's just a day
before the weekend.
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17. But after this Friday,
neighborhood will never be the same.
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18. Shit.
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19. - What's up?
- Good morning.
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20. Are you prepared for Jehovah's return?
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21. Because if you not,
I have a pamphlet here that—
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22. Well, fuck you.
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23. Half-dead motherfucker.
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24. Come on, sister.
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25. Dana.
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26. - What?
- Do me a favor.
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27. What, Craig?
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28. Hook me up with Debbie.
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29. No.
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30. - Why not?
- Because she about to graduate.
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31. She ain't got no time
to be messing with you.
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32. Come on, Dana.
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33. No.
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34. Plus, Joi will kick your ass anyway.
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35. Joi ain't gonna do a goddamn thing.
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36. Craig, get out of my room.
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37. Shut up.
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38. You need to be up anyway.
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39. - What time is it?
- Twelve-thirty.
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40. For real? Damn.
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41. Yeah.
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42. I got you.
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43. I got you, baby.
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44. All right.
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45. Damn.
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46. Ain't nothing in this house.
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47. Shit.
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48. Every time I come in the kitchen,
you in the kitchen...
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49. in the goddamn refrigerator...
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50. eating up all the food.
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51. All the chicken.
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52. All the pig feet.
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53. You ate my dinner. My mashed potatoes.
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54. And the good old gravy I like,
the biscuits I like to sop that gravy.
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55. You ate all that up.
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56. You drink up the milk,
don't care what kind of milk it is.
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57. You don't care, 2 percent,
3 percent, buttermilk.
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58. Patent milk, pull the cow on
a patent milk can, I bet you eat that too.
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59. What's wrong with you?
All I have is my grapes.
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60. You gonna eat up all my grapes.
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61. - Man—
- Now, when I went to bed last night...
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62. didn't I tell you to take out the trash?
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63. Yeah.
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64. So why didn't you do it?
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65. - I fell asleep.
- I wish you was sleeping now.
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66. I'd knock your head with a left hook...
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67. make your ass wake you up
and take out that damn trash.
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68. Hey, hey, hey. What are you doing?
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69. I'm throwing this away.
We ain't even got no milk.
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70. You better eat that damn cereal.
You ain't got no damn milk, goddamn bitch.
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71. When I was coming up, we didn't have
milk, cereal, a bowl to eat in.
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72. Spoon, fork and knife.
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73. No napkins or nothing.
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74. You do like this.
And put your hands like this.
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75. - You ever do that?
- No.
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76. Have you ever had government cheese?
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77. - Craig, government cheese, you had some?
- No.
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78. Big stinking government cheese.
Couldn't take a dump for two weeks.
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79. Eat it on the 4th, by the 18th,
everybody trying to get to the bathrooms.
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80. I wanna eat some of them chitlins,
I love pig feet.
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81. The barbecue pig feet were gone.
You got grease all over your mouth.
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82. I had a sweet potato pie,
you ate the pie.
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83. Left me that little plastic thing there.
You ain't got no damn milk.
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84. Ain't that a bitch? You funny.
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85. You're my boy.
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86. You remind me of my granddaddy.
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87. You know what your problem is?
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88. You think money grows on trees.
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89. Just go out, pick you 4 or $500 and go off
and just dance and eat chicken and dance.
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90. You just having all the fun
in the world.
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91. You know how many stinking dogs
I gotta catch...
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92. to fill that big ass bowl
you got there, boy?
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93. Forty-five, 50 dogs.
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94. Stinking, nasty dogs and 12 of them little
stinking things they call a chihuahua.
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95. You better put some water
on that shit, boy.
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96. All right, I'll eat it.
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97. Hey, hey, hey.
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98. Take the garbage out front, son.
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99. What is wrong with him?
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100. Hurry up with the garbage.
I got some more work for you.
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101. What's up, Craig?
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102. Don't "what's up" me.
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103. I need to whoop your little ass
for knocking over these trash cans.
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104. Don't knock these over.
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105. Man, ain't nobody gonna knock over
your stupid trash cans.
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106. You bet not.
Get that little bad ass in school anyway.
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107. - Man, shut up, punk.
- What?
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108. - I'm gonna knock over your trash cans.
- Better run.
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109. Little bastard.
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110. - Hey, Mama.
- Hi, baby.
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111. - How you doing?
- Fine.
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112. Oh, what you cooking?
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113. I'm making some eggs, bacon, sausage,
pancakes, and some leftover pork chops.
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114. Yeah. Cook it up.
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115. Mama, you got some glue?
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116. - For what?
- My track slipped out.
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117. - Go look in my dresser.
- You need a wig.
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118. You need a job.
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119. Hook.
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120. Mom, you didn't tell Daddy
what happened yesterday, did you?
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121. You know I wouldn't tell on my baby.
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122. Cool.
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123. Craig!
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124. Huh?
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125. Come in here.
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126. Where you at?
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127. In the bathroom.
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128. I'll wait till you come out.
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129. Bring your ass in here.
What you talking about?
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130. I smelled your shit for 22 years,
now you can't smell mine for five minutes.
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131. Shut the door.
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132. Your mama told me
what happened to you yesterday.
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133. - What?
- That was stupid.
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134. How the hell you go get fired
on your day off?
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135. I don't know.
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136. Well, you need a trade.
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137. Take a look at that paper over there
on the counter there.
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138. I ain't trying to be no dog catcher.
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139. Why not?
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140. George Clinton was a dog catcher.
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141. - No, he wasn't.
- Sure he was. That's why he said:
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142. Do the dog catcher, dog catcher
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143. I don't even like dogs.
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144. That's the beauty of it.
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145. I grab a dog...
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146. and I choke him,
and I kick the shit out of him...
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147. and I—
All day long, my foot up a dog's ass.
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148. Just bang, bang, bang up his ass.
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149. That's my pleasure.
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150. I don't think so.
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151. I'll tell you one thing.
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152. Around here,
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153. The first of the month, rent is due.
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154. If you ain't got nothing on the table,
you don't worry about catching a dog.
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155. You gotta worry about a dog
catching your ass.
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156. What's up?
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157. Nothing.
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158. Where's Debbie at?
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159. Oh, she's at the house.
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160. Craig, can I use y'all's microwave
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161. Yeah, what'd you gotta cook?
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162. Some chicken.
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163. - Give it here, I'll do it.
- No.
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164. See, I was hoping that I could take it
to the house with me.
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165. My microwave?
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166. Yeah.
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167. That's like me asking
to use your air condition.
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168. You know,
if we had a air conditioner...
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169. I would let you use—
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170. MRS. Craig.
- Damn.
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171. MRS.
Telephone.
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172. - Hello.
- Who you go to the show with last night?
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173. I didn't go to the show last night.
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174. You ain't got to lie.
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175. Craig, you ain't got to lie.
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176. Ain't nobody lying.
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177. I didn't go to the show.
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178. Yes, you did. Because my sister-in-law's
baby cousin, Traci...
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179. she went to the show last night, she saw
you there all hugged up with some tramp.
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180. Now tell me who she was.
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181. Your sister-in-law's baby cousin, Traci,
is a goddamn—
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182. Yeah, she a liar.
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183. She ain't seen me at no movies
hugged up with nobody.
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184. Yeah, yeah. Well, let me tell you what.
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185. You just tell the bitch, whoever she is,
when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass.
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186. That girl gone.
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187. I don't know why you messing
with that little fast-assed girl anyway.
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188. Now that other girl, Debbie? She's cute.
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189. She's in school. She has all her teeth.
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190. I don't know what her sister's doing.
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191. I'm trying to get with her,
but Dana won't even hook me up.
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192. I told you to hook yourself up.
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193. You need to hook up them clippers
and get the back of that neck.
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194. Don't even talk
with all the horses missing their hair here.
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195. - Oh. Here you go.
Hey, it's too early.
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196. Hey, it's too early.
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197. Now, Craig,
you know what your problem is?
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198. You have no game.
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199. What you know about game?
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200. I got all the game.
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201. MRS.
Now, your father?
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202. He got game.
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203. Don't nobody go in the bathroom
for about 35, 45 minutes.
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204. Somebody open a window.
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205. You call that game?
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206. There go my ride.
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207. - Bye, Mommy.
- Bye-bye, honey.
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208. - I gotta go.
- Bye, Daddy.
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209. Bye-bye, baby.
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210. Craig, you listen to me.
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211. I want you to get your ass up today,
go out and look for a job.
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212. The word today is job.
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213. J-O-B.
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214. - You hear me?
Yeah.
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215. You go look for a job today.
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216. I'm not kidding.
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217. Open all the windows.
Damn, it stinks in here.
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218. Where mine at?
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219. Oh, I didn't say I was cooking nothing
for you. This is for me.
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220. Have some cereal.
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221. We ain't got no milk.
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222. Use water. It won't hurt.
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223. Oh, man.
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224. - Huh?
- Nothing.
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225. Break yourself, fool.
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226. Look what you did to my curtain.
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227. Better watch who window you climbing in
before you get blasted on.
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228. With what? You ain't got nothing, man.
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229. With this.
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230. - Where you get that from?
- Your mama.
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231. - Fuck you.
- Fuck you.
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232. Come on outside, man, stop playing.
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233. Heh, heh, heh.
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234. Gotta get dressed.
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235. Hurry up.
- Don't tell me to hurry up.
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236. Damn.
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237. What's up, Big Worm?
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238. How much you got left?
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239. - Man, I got a lot.
- You still ain't sold that weed, Smokey?
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240. Man, I'm trying to, Worm.
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241. Niggers are broke these days.
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242. I don't think you applying yourself,
Smokey.
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243. Huh?
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244. - You smoking my shit?
- Hell, no. Fuck with your shit? Hell, no.
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245. - You smoking my shit?
- Why would I do some shit like that?
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246. I don't wanna have to fuck you up,
Smokey.
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247. Playing with my money
is like playing with my emotions.
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248. Worm.
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249. Hey, you the last brother money
I'd mess with.
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250. I'll steal from my mama
before I mess with your shit.
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251. And you know this, man.
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252. We'll see.
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253. Old Florida Evans-looking motherfucker.
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254. - What's up, man?
- What's up?
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255. Why you ain't at work?
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256. I got fired yesterday.
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257. For real?
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258. I thought you had the day off yesterday.
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259. I did. I went in there
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260. Came home.
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261. Supervisor called me about 4:00.
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262. Talking about they got me on video tape
stealing boxes.
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263. What the fuck you doing
stealing boxes for?
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264. What, you trying to build a clubhouse?
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265. - Man, I know you ain't go out like that.
- Hell, no.
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266. They ain't got me on tape.
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267. She said they did.
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268. Fired me on the spot.
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269. Talking about pressing charges.
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270. Goddamn, you got to be a stupid
motherfucker to get fired on your day off.
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271. - Pops talking about kicking you out again?
- Yup.
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272. Oh, goddamn.
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273. Man, look.
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274. Hi, you guys.
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275. Hey.
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276. Ooh. Man, man, man.
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277. Her mama got ass too.
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278. Just give me three and a half minutes,
maybe even four...
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279. she'll be wanting to marry a nigger.
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280. - Who, her mama?
- Yeah.
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281. Older the berry, the sweeter the juice.
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282. It's the blacker the berry,
the sweeter the juice.
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283. Yeah, well, yeah.
She blacker than a motherfucker too.
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284. I ain't fucking with you. Watch out.
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285. She wanted to give me the ass
one time, I had to go to work and shit.
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286. I wonder where she going.
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287. She probably going to that new health club
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288. - Oh, so they opened that already?
- Yep.
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289. I heard they hiring too.
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290. You need to go down there and see
what's up, with your out-of-work ass.
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291. Hey, hold up. My mom's in there.
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292. She about to go to work though.
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293. Hey.
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294. I know you don't smoke weed.
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295. I know this.
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296. But I'm gonna get you high today.
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297. Because it's Friday.
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298. You ain't got no job.
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299. And you ain't got shit to do.
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300. Anyway, what you doing up so early?
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301. Oh, man, I tried to come and catch you
before you went to work...
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302. let you know
what happened to Red's ass.
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303. What's up?
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304. Man, you know that nigger Deebo
done had his bike for three weeks, right?
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305. - Right.
- Man...
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306. I got so much money,
I got another nigger just to count it for me.
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307. I won. Give me my money.
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308. - You what?
- I lost.
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309. Roll the dice.
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310. Deebo.
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311. Hold my money.
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312. - Watch him.
Can I talk to you for a second?
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313. Oh, shit.
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314. Pop's tripping, man.
He want me to ask for my bike back.
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315. You know I wouldn't trip.
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316. - What bike?
- The beach cruiser.
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317. The one I let you use a couple of weeks
ago. The one I been asking you about.
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318. Oh. That bike.
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319. I didn't know you wanted it back, homey.
It's right here.
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320. Follow me, homey.
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321. It's just like it's both ours.
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322. - We just keep it down at my house.
- Cool.
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323. Oh, shit!
- Oh.
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324. That's my bike, punk!
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325. Goddamn.
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326. You got knocked the fuck out.
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327. - You want some of this too, old man, huh?
- No.
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328. Get off your ass and get in this car.
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329. Boy, I don't know why you come down here
messing with these people.
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330. Hurry up.
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331. Man, they both got in the car
and boned out.
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332. - You lying.
- I swear to God.
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333. - We was rolling.
- Damn.
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334. Craig, tell that little girl
to stop playing on my phone.
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335. - What little girl?
- Joi. She keeps calling, hanging up.
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336. And I know it's her because I star-69'd her.
She hung up again.
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337. I don't like her disrespecting my house.
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338. - Now, you tell her I said to stop it, all right?
- Okay.
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339. Hi, Mrs. Jones.
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340. Hi, Smokey.
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341. Damn.
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342. What time your mama leaving?
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343. In a little while. Why?
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344. Because I wanna smoke this joint.
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345. Let's go to my house real quick.
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346. Can't do shit over here.
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347. - Damn, Lil Chris got you too?
- Hell, yeah.
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348. Got me too, little bitch-ass nigger.
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349. If I catch him,
I'm gonna beat him like I was his dad.
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350. Excuse me?
What?
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351. Could y'all stay off my grass, please?
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352. Thank you.
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353. Stanley be acting like a old bitch.
I know.
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354. Nothing but dirt any damn way.
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355. Remember this?
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356. - Hey, man.
Heh, heh, heh.
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357. Shut up.
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358. Damn.
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359. Mama.
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360. Damn, what you doing
knocking like you the damn police?
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361. I'm in here on the phone.
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362. I left my key.
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363. Always talking shit.
Just can't open the goddamn door.
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364. Stop slamming my goddamn door.
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365. Sorry, Laurie. Time's up.
- Sorry, Joann.
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366. We've got some nice parting gifts
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367. Let's give her a hand, everybody.
Laurie Moore.
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368. Thanks for being on the show.
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369. Come in here.
You don't wanna hear that shit.
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370. - Ha, ha, ha. Yes, I did.
- Get your ass up and cook...
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371. or clean up or do something.
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372. Always talking shit.
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373. Damn.
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374. All you do is smoke weed.
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375. That's all right.
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376. Don't worry about what fuck
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377. What I'm tripping on...
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378. is how you gonna sell bud...
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379. and you smoking it?
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380. I don't know.
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381. - That's my only problem.
- Big Worm gonna end up fucking you up.
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382. Big Worm ain't gonna do
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383. All right.
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384. Look, he need me.
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385. Red told me he smoked a fool
for 50 bucks.
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386. I don't give a fuck.
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387. Smokey, I need you to go to the store
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388. Give me the money.
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389. Wait, wait, wait. Wait a minute.
What's this?
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390. This ain't enough.
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391. Make it enough.
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392. Damn.
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393. Oh, yeah.
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394. Smokey.
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395. Smokey. Smokey. Smokey, wait.
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396. Hey, let me wash your car for $2.
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397. Hell, no, you'll smoke it up.
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398. No, man.
Smoke, no. I don't smoke no more.
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399. - Get off me.
- Buy me a 40 ounce for my birthday.
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400. Today your birthday?
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401. What's today?
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402. - Man, come on.
- All right.
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403. - Oh, I'm shot.
Get your ass off me.
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404. I need some papers...
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405. and some humps.
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406. Hey.
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407. Get these for me.
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408. I ain't got no money. Not enough.
- You owe me two dollars.
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409. Add these.
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410. Aah! Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
I'm hurt.
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411. Yah! Oh, I fall. I'm suing y'all.
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412. I'm hurt! Oh, my neck!
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413. My back! My neck and my back! Oh!
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414. I want $150,000!
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415. But we can settle out of court right
now for 20 bucks.
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416. Man, get your punk ass up.
It ain't even wet over here. Damn.
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417. Look here, give me 10 dollars,
and I won't say nothing.
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418. - Get out. Get out.
- 2.50 and a jawbreaker?
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419. - Dollar and some envelopes.
What you doing?
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420. You know how much money you can get
for a slip and fall?
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421. - You need to stay off that crack.
- Get out.
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422. You wrong, brother. You wrong.
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423. - You wrong. He wrong.
Get out.
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424. Brother, stay black.
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425. He was— I don't like that.
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426. Hell, no. Watch out.
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427. Hey, thanks, Smoke.
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428. Thanks, my ass. You better come
by my house, wash my car.
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429. - Be there.
- I'm serious.
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430. All right.
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431. Goddamn.
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432. - Goddamn.
Stop your shit.
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433. Stop the mother—
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434. Dizam.
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435. Fuck.
Fuck.
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436. Watch my car,
make sure nobody mess with it.
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437. Damn.
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438. Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
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439. Damn. I'd knock the dust off that pussy.
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440. Damn.
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441. Hi, Mrs. Parker.
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442. Hi, boys.
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443. When you going to let me fuck,
Mrs. Parker?
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444. What'd you say, honey?
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445. Huh? Nothing.
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446. Mrs. Parker just don't know.
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447. Needs some young meat.
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448. Mr. Parker ain't hitting that right, man.
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449. She know what she's doing
with them little ass shorts on.
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450. She know we be looking.
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451. Craig, I'm on my way to work.
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452. Make sure if you leave,
you lock up the house.
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453. Answer the phone,
the cable people are supposed to call.
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454. All right.
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455. Look at her.
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456. She ought to be ashamed of herself
coming out looking like that.
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457. Hey, girl.
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458. Hey, how you doing?
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459. Fine. I'm on my way to work.
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460. Call me when you get home.
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461. Okay.
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462. Hey, go in the house
and get me something to roll this up with.
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463. All right.
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464. Hey, and bring a radio too.
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465. Hello?
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466. Holy shit.
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467. It's hot as hell out here.
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468. You a hype.
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469. - What?
- You a hype.
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470. Man, ain't nothing wrong
with smoking weed.
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471. Weed is from the earth.
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472. God put this here for me and you.
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473. Take advantage, man.
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474. Take advantage.
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475. Hey, fuck, man.
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476. Put that out, man. Here come the pastor.
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477. For what?
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478. He probably smoke bud too.
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479. How you doing, Brother Craig?
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480. - How you doing?
- I'm all right.
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481. Well, I see.
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482. By any chance is Sister Jones in?
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483. Nope. Neither is Brother Jones,
they both at work.
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484. Where your ass need to be, nigger.
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485. Excuse me, brother.
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486. What we call drugs
at 74th Street Baptist Church...
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487. we call a sinny-sin-sin
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488. Well, around here
Between Normandie and Western
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489. We call this here
A little twenty-twen-twen'
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490. - Wow
- Nigger
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491. Give me a little for my cataracts?
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492. - You didn't put in on this, man.
- Better to give than to receive, brother.
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493. Look, look, look. She bending over.
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494. Good Lord, have mercy.
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495. The Lord is my shepherd,
he know what I want.
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496. -Excuse Me. -Mrs. Parker. Mrs. Parker. Can I talk—
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497. I told you, the weed be letting you know
evil lurks.
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498. Look, Hector almost hit his nasty ass.
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499. What's up, Smokey?
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500. Fuck you.
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501. Why you don't like Hector?
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502. I was telling you I was smoking weed
with that fool one day.
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503. So you decided to smoke
with the big boys, huh, Smokey?
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504. You ain't showing me nothing new, ése.
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505. Shut up and take a hit.
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506. Smoke Dog, baby.
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507. Remember that shit.
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508. Been smoking since I was 2.
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509. Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, homes.
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510. I know what I'm doing, man.
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511. Shut the fuck up.
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512. Homestead, yo, take it easy, ése.
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513. What's this?
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514. It's angel dust, homes.
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515. So I hit it real hard, right?
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516. As soon as he said that...
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517. I started feeling funny as hell.
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518. Next thing I knew, I was running
down the street in my damn drawers.
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519. Hey, man. Get off me.
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520. Get off me, man.
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521. Get off me, man. Goddamn.
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522. Goddamn. Motherfuckers.
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523. Get off me. Get off me.
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524. I'm in Deebo's pigeon coop
sweating like a slave.
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525. And the only person who could get me out
was my mom.
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526. And, man,
I ain't been right ever since then.
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527. That's why I been like, "Fuck Hector."
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528. Yeah, I remember that.
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529. Peep.
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530. Damn.
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531. Listen.
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532. Man, that's Lil Chris.
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533. Let's go get his ass.
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534. Quit playing. Quit playing.
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535. Don't let me catch you, boy.
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536. Stop. Stop, man. Quit playing.
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537. I'm gonna knock them over next week.
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538. Man, y'all some busters.
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539. Y'all can't see me, punks.
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540. Nigger, you slow.
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541. - Run like a girl.
- Fuck you.
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542. Oh, shit. Here come Deebo.
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543. - Give me your stuff.
- Oh, shit.
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544. Known for jacking a nigger.
That's all he do. Damn.
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545. - What's up, Smoke?
- Nothing.
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546. What you got on my drink?
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547. Nothing.
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548. Don't lie.
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549. Got nothing, man.
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550. What you got, Craig?
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551. I'm broke as a joke.
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552. Y'all some high rollers and y'all broke.
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553. What's up, Stanley?
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554. Well, fuck you then, punk.
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555. Telling Craig,
Stanley's been acting funny lately.
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556. Stanley left his window open, man.
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557. Come on, Smoke, let's go in.
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558. I'm on probation, I can't be...
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559. Stop being a bitch and come on.
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560. Craig, if somebody comes, whistle.
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561. I ain't trying to get involved.
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562. If you don't get involved,
I'm gonna knock your ass out too.
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563. Make a choice.
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564. Man, hurry up.
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565. You a bitch!
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566. Bitch!
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567. For some reason, I don't think
Smokey wanted to go in there...
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568. but peer pressure's a motherfucker.
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569. Come on, nigger.
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570. Damn.
Always caught in the middle of something.
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571. Dump your ass over the window.
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572. Hurry up, shit.
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573. Hurry up.
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574. - Pick it up.
Hey, hey.
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575. Oh, shit.
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576. It's on now.
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577. - Damn.
Watch my foot.
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578. Hurry up.
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579. Come on, man. Bring your ass out.
Come on.
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580. Get off my ass!
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581. Shit. Hurry up.
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582. Get off my ass.
I ain't with that funny shit.
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583. Hello.
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584. Oh, man. Come on.
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585. Goddamn.
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586. Just wait till I get my hands on you.
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587. Baby, baby, we was just praying.
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588. We was just praying.
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589. I'll kill him.
- Aah!
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590. - We was just praying.
I'll get you.
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591. Goddamn devil.
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592. MRS.
He wasn't even that good, baby.
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593. I'll kill you. Yeah, I know.
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594. Damn.
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595. Come on.
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596. Get your feet down.
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597. Come on, man. Move it.
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598. - What took y'all so long?
- This fool's scared. He didn't even—
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599. Look, fellas.
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600. I asked you nicely.
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601. Now I'm getting very irritated.
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602. For the last time, would you please stay off
my frigging grass, please.
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603. All right, man. Sorry.
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604. Thank you.
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605. Scary ass didn't wanna touch nothing.
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606. - Was in there whole time arguing.
- So y'all didn't get nothing?
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607. Hell, yeah.
We got about 200 dollars, huh, Deebo?
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608. I got about 200 dollars.
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609. Uh...
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610. One day somebody gonna kick his ass.
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611. Man, I've been getting high all week.
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612. Take a puff.
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613. - Take a hit.
- You watch out.
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614. Craig.
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615. Ain't like you got shit to do tomorrow.
You don't have to go to work.
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616. Now, take a hit.
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617. I drink.
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618. Craig, it'll stimulate your mind.
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619. You ain't got shit to do.
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620. All right.
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621. Put it in your mouth.
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622. Shut up.
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623. That's the shit, ain't it?
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624. That's the shit.
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625. Wet the motherfucker all up.
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626. It's my shit.
I can do whatever I wanna do.
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627. Stop hitting it so hard.
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628. You fucking up the rotation.
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629. Puff, puff, give.
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630. Fucking up the rotation.
You could get killed with somebody else.
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631. That's some serious shit.
You're lucky you're my boy.
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632. Oh, shit.
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633. Take your time.
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634. Gotta crawl before you walk.
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635. You high yet?
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636. Craig, you fucked up. You fucked up.
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637. You said this was indo.
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638. Smell like outdo.
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639. Hey, wait a minute, man.
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640. I ain't gonna be supplying you
you gonna be talking about my shit.
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641. Oh, shit. Here come Felisha.
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642. Oh, shit.
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643. Old begging ass.
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644. I know.
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645. What's up, Craig?
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646. - What's up, Smokey?
- Nothing.
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647. What y'all smoking on?
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648. Nothing. What you want?
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649. Oh.
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650. I need to borrow your car quick.
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651. What kind of shit is that?
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652. Most people wanna borrow sugar
or even ketchup.
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653. You wanna borrow my car?
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654. Hell, no.
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655. - Get the hell on.
- Let me borrow a joint.
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656. You need to borrow a job,
with your broke ass.
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657. Always trying to smoke up
somebody's shit.
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658. Get the hell on, Felisha.
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659. I'll remember that.
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660. Remember it. Write it down.
Take a picture. I don't give a fuck.
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661. Craig?
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662. Bye, Felisha.
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663. Y'all stingy.
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664. Goddamn pest.
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665. Oh, man.
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666. This bud is kicking in.
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667. Don't start tripping, Craig.
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668. Smoke.
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669. I ain't tripping.
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670. Craig.
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671. Craig. Craig.
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672. Hold up.
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673. I can hear my heart beat.
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674. Man, that what it's supposed to do.
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675. No, my shit beating too fast.
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676. It's the chronic.
Don't even worry about it.
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677. Listen. Shh.
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678. You don't hear it?
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679. Hell, no.
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680. I knew I shouldn't have given him
no chronic.
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681. You hear my phone ring?
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682. Man, hell, no.
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683. Man, sit down.
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684. I'm on house arrest.
I'm not even supposed to be over here.
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685. Get a nigger locked up. Man, come on.
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686. Come in. I'm thirsty.
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687. - You be tripping, man. Come on.
- Shut up.
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688. Sit your skinny ass down.
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689. You want some Kool-Aid?
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690. Man, you know I want some Kool-Aid.
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691. You smoking my weed too?
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692. I'm gonna kill you and Smokey.
You're playing with my emotions.
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693. Damn.
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694. What?
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695. I ain't got no sugar.
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696. You ain't got no sugar?
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697. Damn.
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698. Y'all ain't never got two things
that match.
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699. Either y'all got Kool-Aid, no sugar...
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700. peanut butter, no jelly...
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701. ham, no burger. Damn.
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702. You're a funny looking motherfucker.
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703. Man, hold up.
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704. I don't do that gay shit, now.
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705. You want me
to go get the sugar or what?
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706. Yes.
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707. Oh, shit. It's the motherfucking cops.
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708. They know I'm over here.
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709. Shit. Watch out.
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710. Is it the cops?
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711. Hey, what's up? Come on in.
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712. Is Dana here?
- Uh...
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713. No. No.
She ain't came home from school.
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714. - You ain't seen her?
- Debbie.
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715. - Debbie.
What?
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716. Come here. Sit down.
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717. Hi, Smokey.
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718. - You had a friend wanna hook up with me.
- I do.
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719. - First, how she look?
- She's nice.
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720. She got a big booty?
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721. Smokey, I'm not trying to look
at that girl's booty, all right?
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722. You know you done
looked at her booty before.
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723. Just call her, all right?
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724. - She at home?
- She should be.
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725. Cheap ass phone.
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726. Come over here and sit down. Right here.
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727. You're way over there.
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728. Hey, uh, this is Smokey.
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729. Debbie's homeboy.
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730. She said you wanted to hook up.
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731. Craig.
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732. What's up?
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733. - Are you high?
- Huh?
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734. - Are you high?
- No, why you say that?
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735. Because you look
like you've been smoking.
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736. For real?
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737. No, I'm cool.
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738. Do I still look high?
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739. Now, describe yourself.
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740. I'm about 5'2",
light-skinned, long hair.
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741. I'm thick.
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742. People say I look like Janet Jackson.
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743. For real? No shit?
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744. Janet Jackson?
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745. Oh, boy.
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746. You know,
your sister came by here today, begging.
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747. - Who, Felisha?
- Yes.
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748. She is a trip, I know.
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749. Why don't you come over.
Come to my homey's house.
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750. All right. He live on Debbie's street?
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751. Yeah. You know Dana, right?
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752. The other day I had to stop Deebo
from beating her ass.
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753. What?
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754. Yes. When he gets high and drunk
he starts tripping.
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755. One time he grabbed me.
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756. - No.
- Yes, grabbed me like this.
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757. For real?
I mean, was it like this or was it like this?
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758. Ooh, um...
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759. I think it was the first one.
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760. - It was the first? You sure?
- Mm-hm.
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761. What the fuck?
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762. Oh, man, I'm tripping.
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763. What's wrong?
- Shh.
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764. Am I tripping?
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765. I, uh—
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766. I got to go in here.
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767. In the back room real quick.
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768. - All right. All right.
Bye.
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769. Bye.
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770. I ain't getting high no more.
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771. Ain't getting high no more.
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772. Shit.
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773. - So, what's up? Did you guys hook up?
- It's cool.
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774. - All right, well, I'm about to go home.
- Eh.
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775. You know,
my homey wanna hook up with you.
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776. - Who?
- Craig.
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777. Craig already has a woman.
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778. But he don't like her.
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779. I'll see you later.
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780. Why you tell her I wanna hook up?
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781. She don't be believing me.
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782. I'm high.
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783. Hey. What's with you
and that chickenhead?
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784. Oh.
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785. Man.
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786. She said she looked like Janet Jackson.
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787. - You lucky.
- And you know this, man.
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788. Oh, man.
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789. - Hey, Dad.
- Oh.
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790. What happened to you?
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791. I got bit in the ass today, son.
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792. By a stinking-ass filthy dog.
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793. You should have seen it.
Biggest dog I've ever seen in my life.
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794. I said, "Doggy,
please don't bite me, dog."
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795. And I turned around to jump over the fence,
the dog grabbed my ass.
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796. I told you.
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797. - I told you.
- You didn't tell me shit.
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798. Y'all get on the front porch
with all that damn noise.
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799. Was it like, "grawr"?
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800. - How your ass feel?
- Get out of my house.
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801. - Don't slam that door.
- All right, man.
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802. Hey. You kids,
quit slamming my goddamn door.
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803. Damn.
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804. Oh, shit.
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805. What you gonna do?
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806. Hey, hey, hey.
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807. - What you want?
- What you got?
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808. Boy, what the fuck you want?
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809. Give me some chili Fritos.
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810. Come here.
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811. What's up, Big Perm?
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812. I mean, Big Worm.
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813. - You sell that bud?
- I sold some of it.
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814. Give me the rest. Somebody want
a couple of 20s around the corner.
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815. No, I'm just bullshitting.
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816. I sold that shit.
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817. - Then count out my money.
- Hurry up.
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818. Don't you see we handling
grown folks business?
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819. Damn. Now, shut the hell up.
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820. Twenty.
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821. Forty, 60, 80.
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822. A hundred, 120, 140.
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823. Wait, man. That's 100 dollars.
Stop playing with me, Smokey.
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824. You know what happened?
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825. You're gonna laugh you're ass off.
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826. You know Craig?
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827. - Craig got fired yesterday.
- What the fuck that gotta do with me?
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828. Let me explain.
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829. We was talking
over all our problems, right?
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830. And you know how we do it.
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831. We started getting high.
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832. Nigga, we go fucked up.
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833. Look, nigga, I'm gonna be here
at 10:00 on the dot.
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834. Not 10:03, not 10:36.
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835. If you ain't got my money or my bud,
I'm killing you and him.
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836. - You're gonna kill me?
- Get the fuck out of my face.
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837. Back, back.
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838. Can I have my chili Fritos?
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839. You can't have shit. I'm closed, fat boy.
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840. Then give me my money back.
- It's my money.
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841. Mama.
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842. I hate him.
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843. - What'd he say?
- Huh?
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844. What'd he say?
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845. Oh, he just said for us to pay him
by 10:00.
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846. What you mean "us"?
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847. Man, that fool ain't gonna do nothing.
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848. Man, I know you didn't—
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849. - Worm!
- What you doing?
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850. - Craig.
- Worm!
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851. Damn.
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852. What's up?
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853. - What did you tell him?
- I just told him we was smoking.
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854. And we was just chilling.
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855. Man, you were smoking.
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856. I smoked half a little piece ofjoint
with you.
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857. - That fool ain't gonna do nothing.
- What'd he say?
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858. What'd he say?
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859. If we don't pay him by 10:00,
he gonna bust a cap in both our ass.
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860. Nigga, we need to pay, he crazy.
Let's stick together.
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861. I can't believe you got me in the mix
with this fool.
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862. I didn't put that joint to your lip,
make you smoke.
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863. Might as well.
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864. "Come on, Craig, man.
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865. Stimulate you mind, man.
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866. It's Friday. We'll get you high."
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867. Why you bringing up old shit?
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868. Craig.
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869. I left my purse in your house.
Can I go in and get it?
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870. - Yeah, come on.
- All right.
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871. Fool.
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872. - Where Craig at?
- Fool?
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873. Oh, he's in the house.
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874. Uh-uh. Hell, no.
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875. Uh-uh.
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876. Who is that bitch?
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877. Yeah, who's that bitch?
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878. Who you talking to?
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879. Nigga, I'm talking to you.
Now, who is she?
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880. That's just Debbie from down the street.
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881. So? What the hell's she doing in there?
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882. She was just— Just go in the house.
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883. - What you looking at?
- Get your ass in the house.
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884. Hurry up.
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885. Look, I'm gonna straighten this girl out.
I'll be right back.
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886. All right, man. I'm gonna go
to the crib, man. My stomach hurt.
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887. Hey.
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888. - Come back.
- All right.
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889. Watch this. Whoo!
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890. Mama.
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891. Shit.
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892. What the hell you want, boy? Damn.
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893. Mr. Jones,
can I use your bathroom, please?
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894. What you gonna do?
Number one or number two?
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895. - Number two.
- Shit.
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896. You ain't gonna drop
no stinky loads here.
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897. Anybody drop stinky loads, it's me.
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898. Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones.
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899. Mama. Shit.
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900. Smokey.
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901. Smokey.
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902. Smokey, what the hell you doing
back here?
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903. Nothing, man. I'm fixing something.
Just stay over there.
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904. - I thought you wanted me to wash your car.
- Hey, man. Wash it later. Stay over there.
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905. I'm not the smartest man in the world...
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906. but from here
it looks like you taking a shit.
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907. Ezal, get the hell out of my backyard.
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908. Ugh, you been eating corn, huh?
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909. Man, get the hell out of my backyard,
man.
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910. All right, nigga, look. When you're done,
I'll clean all that shit up for you for $2. Ugh.
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911. Hey, Ezal.
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912. - What?
- You better not tell nobody, man.
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913. I'm not, man.
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914. - Keep it on down low.
- I'm not like that. I'm gonna keep it down.
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915. Hey, Smokey's back here taking a shit!
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916. Ezal!
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917. Well, I ain't gonna tell nobody else.
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918. You need to control
that little funky ass temper.
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919. I know. I be forgetting, baby.
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920. You gotta be reminding me. I'm sorry.
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921. My mama know that's you calling
and hanging up.
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922. Why?
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923. That ain't me calling
and hanging up, baby.
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924. You know I love your mama.
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925. Hey, you got some money?
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926. What?
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927. Some huh?
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928. Nigga, how much you need?
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929. About 200 dollars.
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930. Well, I guess so.
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931. What you gonna give me?
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932. Craig.
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933. Craig.
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934. Craig. Craig.
Can I talk to you for a minute?
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935. What?
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936. What?
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937. Can I use y'all's VCR right quick?
Wanna dub a tape.
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938. - Hell, no.
- It's The Mack.
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939. Uh-uh. Wait a minute.
Who the fuck is that bitch?
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940. Fuck you, motherfucker.
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941. You think you're slick,
gonna ask me for some money.
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942. Go ask that bitch for some money.
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943. Damn.
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944. What's wrong with your ho?
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945. Damn.
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946. We had the money, right here,
my motherfucker.
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947. We ain't have shit.
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948. So, what we gonna do?
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949. That fool's just playing, man.
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950. I ain't sweating it.
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951. That's your problem.
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952. Ain't nobody playing but you.
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953. You walk up and down this street
all day playing.
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954. He ain't playing.
You think he playing about his money?
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955. You done dragged me into this.
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956. He know where my mama stay,
know where your mama stay.
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957. You say he had a gun
when you've seen him, right?
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958. - Yeah.
- Name one person in the hood...
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959. that play like that.
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960. I know, huh?
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961. Look, man...
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962. I'm sorry I got you in this shit.
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963. I'm gonna tell him
you ain't got nothing to do with it.
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964. I smoked up his weed.
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965. I'm gonna face the consequences.
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966. If I get dealt with, I get dealt with.
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967. Hey, Craig, have you seen my shoe—?
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968. What's that for?
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969. Protection.
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970. Protection?
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971. Protection from who?
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972. Me and Smokey—
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973. I got to walk Smokey down to his house.
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974. Oh, man.
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975. I never would've moved in...
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976. if we had known you need a gun
to walk down the damn street.
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977. You know how it is around here.
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978. Oh, no, son. That's not the way it is.
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979. You kids today ain't nothing but punks.
Sissified.
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980. So quick to pick up a gun.
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981. You scared to take an ass whipping.
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982. This what makes you a man.
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983. When I was growing up,
this was all the protection we needed.
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984. You win some, you lose some.
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985. But you live,
you live to fight another day.
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986. You think you're a man
with that gun in your hand, don't you?
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987. I'm a man without it.
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988. Put the gun down.
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989. Come on, put up your dukes.
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990. Now you're a man.
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991. Your uncle picked up a gun too.
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992. He had to find out the hard way.
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993. Twenty-two years old.
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994. You got a choice.
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995. These are all you need.
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996. All right?
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997. What's up, man?
- What's up, Red?
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998. - Get your ass up.
- Oh.
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999. Oh, they was clowning you
at work today, man.
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1000. - So what?
- I saw the tape.
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1001. We kept rewinding it.
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1002. It kind of looked like your head,
but you can't tell from the back.
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1003. - How your eye?
- Oh, it's cool.
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1004. Damn!
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1005. Put your glasses back on.
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1006. What's up, Craig? What's up, Red?
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1007. Hey, Smokey. Sell me a dub.
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1008. I ain't selling you nada.
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1009. Oh, come on, homes.
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1010. Let's let bygones be bygones.
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1011. Race the fuck off
before Craig's father come out here.
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1012. You need to go on and do that.
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1013. Hey, I ain't selling him shit.
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1014. Better get your ass off your shoulders.
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1015. You ain't gonna get me shot up.
You better make that money.
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1016. - Hurry up.
- Hey, ése.
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1017. Man, this nigger...
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1018. got us in some shit.
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1019. That shit was fucked up.
- It's all right. You have nice legs.
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1020. Fuck you.
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1021. Shit, here comes Deebo.
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1022. Who?
- Deebo.
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1023. I'm gonna just tuck mine in.
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1024. What's up, y'all?
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1025. What's up, Red?
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1026. Thanks for the bike.
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1027. Where you got my 40, homey?
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1028. I thought you had 200 dollars.
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1029. I do.
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1030. But I wanna spend Red's money.
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1031. I'm broke.
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1032. Give it up, Red.
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1033. Come on, Deebo, stall him out.
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1034. Where you got on my 40, homey?
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1035. I don't have nothing.
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1036. Yeah, you got something.
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1037. - Why are you tripping, Deebo?
- Shut up or I knock your ass.
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1038. Oh, man, that's messed up.
Why don't you give him back his chain?
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1039. What chain?
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1040. Yeah, what chain?
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1041. Hey, why you didn't help me?
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1042. Man, I'm high.
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1043. Man, that's fucked up, man.
If it was y'all, I would've helped y'all.
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1044. What about the time he tried to choke me
in Smoke's backyard?
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1045. Yeah.
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1046. That was different.
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1047. Men, let's jump him.
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1048. Sit your ass down.
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1049. Man, I got mind control over Deebo.
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1050. He be, like, "Shut the fuck up."
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1051. I be quiet.
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1052. But when he leave...
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1053. I be talking again.
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1054. Man, my grandmama
gave me that chain.
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1055. He tripping hard.
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1056. Only on people he know.
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1057. He don't be pulling that shit
on them fools around the corner.
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1058. Man, fuck that.
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1059. He gonna cry in the car.
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1060. Here come Dana.
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1061. - And her punk ass boyfriend.
Bye, baby.
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1062. What are you doing with that
on your head?
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1063. Don't even ask.
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1064. All right, don't get homeboy fucked up.
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1065. Debbie came by looking for you.
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1066. For real? What she say?
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1067. She just said to tell you she came by.
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1068. All right.
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1069. Hey, Dana.
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1070. - When we gonna hook up?
- Boy, please.
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1071. Elvira. Elvira!
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1072. That's okay!
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1073. She'll be back.
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1074. Another Quaalude,
she'll love me in the morning.
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1075. - Ain't that right, friend?
- Get off me.
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1076. - Oh! He's crazy! He's crazy!
- Oh, shit.
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1077. MRS.
He's crazy!
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1078. - He's going off.
Goddamn preacher.
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1079. Craig.
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1080. Craig, Daddy wants you.
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1081. Look.
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1082. - What Daddy want?
- I don't know. Go see.
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1083. Craig.
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1084. - Tell me if anything happens.
Go see.
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1085. Hey, what's up with me and you?
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1086. I in there was on the phone with Debbie,
and what's up with Rita?
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1087. - Rita who?
- Rita that's gonna be here at 7:30.
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1088. Girl, that's my friend.
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1089. Dana, wait up.
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1090. Anything else happen?
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1091. No.
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1092. Look at Ezal.
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1093. Scandalous.
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1094. Damn.
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1095. Is Dana in there?
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1096. Yeah. Just go on and knock.
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1097. - What's your name?
China. Excuse me.
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1098. - Stop.
Don't come here with that attitude.
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1099. What's up?
- Nothing. Just got off that bus.
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1100. - Did you remember to pick up the hair?
- Yeah.
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1101. Daddy wants you again.
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1102. Damn.
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1103. - What he want?
Go see.
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1104. Outrun the dog.
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1105. Run. Go for the tree, Mr. Postman. Go.
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1106. Huh?
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1107. Get me glass of water.
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1108. It's your ass, Mr. Postman.
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1109. I look like the Kunta Kinte
around this mother?
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1110. Go, go, go. Go.
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1111. - Took long enough.
- I know.
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1112. All right, here's what we're gonna do.
I'm gonna run here and get you the gun.
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1113. Then I'm gonna go home to chill.
You wait for them niggers.
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1114. And later on, you call me
and let me know what happened, all right?
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1115. You're making me nervous, okay?
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1116. Hey, I'm tripping. I ain't scared of shit.
I'm doing good.
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1117. Stop.
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1118. - Damn.
- All right.
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1119. Damn.
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1120. Whose car is that?
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1121. I don't know.
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1122. I don't know who car that is.
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1123. Hey, what time is it?
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1124. Seven forty-five.
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1125. Oh. Nigger, that's Janet Jackson.
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1126. - Who?
- Janet Jackson.
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1127. - The girl Debbie hooked me up with.
- Oh.
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1128. Hey, hold up. I'll be right back.
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1129. Hey, see if she got a friend.
- All right.
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1130. Ooh. What's up?
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1131. Not a damn thing.
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1132. So we gonna kick it or what?
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1133. We can kick it, but I forgot
I have to go pick up my mom from work.
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1134. Hey, you know how that is.
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1135. - That's all right. I'll take you to get her.
- No.
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1136. She don't like people with me
when I go get her.
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1137. Who's that girl Smokey's talking to?
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1138. Some girl he hooked up with.
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1139. She's a big one.
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1140. Humongous.
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1141. Go and get something to eat.
I know you hungry.
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1142. Oh, Lord, let me go inside and see
what's going on with this crazy man.
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1143. - I'm right behind you.
- Okay.
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1144. - Uh-uh, because I ate twice before I came.
- Goddamn!
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1145. Craig, where the iron?
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1146. Right there.
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1147. Hey, Dana?
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1148. - What?
- Loan me 200 dollars.
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1149. Me and Smokey got into it
with Big Worm today.
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1150. We owe him 200 dollars.
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1151. He said if we don't pay him,
he gonna kill us.
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1152. Are you gonna loan me the money?
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1153. Not.
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1154. - You gonna call me?
- I'm gonna call you.
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1155. But if you come by,
I won't call you, okay?
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1156. Don't ever, ever...
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1157. ever, ever, ever...
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1158. come by here.
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1159. Okay?
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1160. - Okay.
- All right.
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1161. Bye, Smokey.
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1162. Debbie girl, damn.
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1163. Craig. Telephone.
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1164. - Who is it?
- That girl.
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1165. - Tell her I'll call her back.
- Okay.
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1166. Hey, Mama.
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1167. What?
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1168. Loan me 200 dollars.
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1169. Craig, I wouldn't feel comfortable
lending you 200 dollars without a job.
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1170. If I was working,
I wouldn't need 200 dollars.
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1171. Exactly.
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1172. Y'all ain't never got no money.
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1173. I hate living around
a bunch of broke-ass people.
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1174. Shit.
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1175. Come here.
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1176. What?
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1177. Why you hook me up
with that fat-ass baldhead girl?
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1178. - Who, Rita?
- Yeah.
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1179. Rita is not fat, she's just big-boned.
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1180. Shit.
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1181. That girl wider than all outside.
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1182. - Talking about she look like Janet Jackson.
- Ooh. She didn't go there?
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1183. Bitch got out of the car
looking more like Freddie Jackson.
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1184. - Ha, ha, ha.
- Don't laugh. It ain't funny.
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1185. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
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1186. I'm not trying to laugh. I just thought
you two would like each other.
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1187. You knew she was bald head.
You knew she had no damn hair.
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1188. Don't laugh. It ain't funny.
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1189. Aw. I'm sorry.
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1190. What Deebo doing over here?
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1191. Oh, he's in there asleep with Felisha.
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1192. - Felisha fucking Deebo too?
- Could you mind your own business.
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1193. Where your mama at?
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1194. My mama is in Vegas with her boyfriend.
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1195. So y'all just parlaying up in here, huh?
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1196. - Oh, shit. Party over here.
- Uh-uh. Uh-uh.
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1197. What?
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1198. Bye-bye.
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1199. Oh, you tripping.
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1200. I'm out of here anyway.
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1201. Peace out.
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1202. Ugh.
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1203. Nasty motherfucker.
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1204. Damn.
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1205. - Smokey? What are you doing in here?
- What the hell are you doing here? Shh.
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1206. - I see the window open so I said fuck it.
- Get the hell out of here.
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1207. - All right, man. Look, here, loan me $2.
- Man, get the fuck out.
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1208. Damn.
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1209. Fucking bitch.
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1210. I'm clowning.
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1211. Janet Jackson ass get just a little fat.
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1212. Man, forget that.
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1213. I almost had the money.
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1214. - What?
- That money we stole from Stanley house?
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1215. - Me and Deebo?
- Yeah.
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1216. Deebo was over at Felisha house
and Debbie house asleep.
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1217. Man, I snuck through the back window
to get the money.
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1218. Just when I was gonna get the money,
Ezal come running and woke him up.
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1219. - Damn.
- I tried to beat his ass, but he ran.
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1220. Oh, you ain't catching no crackhead.
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1221. Let's just go back over there.
He probably still asleep.
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1222. - For real?
- Yeah, you breaking in though.
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1223. - You with me?
- I got you.
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1224. - Let's go.
- All right.
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1225. Damn.
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1226. Oh, well...
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1227. forget that plan.
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1228. What time is it?
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1229. Eight-fifty.
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1230. I'm just gonna go in the house
and chill, man.
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1231. Oh. Now you're scared.
You wanna go in and lay down?
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1232. Man, hell, no.
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1233. Nobody gonna run me up in my house
like no bitch.
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1234. This my 'hood.
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1235. Fuck Worm.
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1236. Boo.
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1237. Punk.
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1238. Man, y'all busters can't catch me.
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1239. Hold him.
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1240. All right, man. All right, man.
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1241. Mama!
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1242. All right, man.
We finally got him.
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1243. We just did it.
We got that little motherfucker.
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1244. Calm down.
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1245. What?
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1246. Who car is that coming up creeping?
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1247. Drive-by.
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1248. Get off my ass.
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1249. Hey, let's go in the house.
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1250. Slipping.
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1251. I wish you weren't slipping today.
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1252. Shit.
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1253. Who is that?
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1254. Big Worm.
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1255. Hey, um...
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1256. somebody...
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1257. page Smokey?
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1258. Don't play dumb, nigger.
You know who this is. You got my money?
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1259. Man, you don't have to holler, man.
I ain't got it yet but I'm gonna get it—
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1260. What happened?
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1261. Man, he just hung up.
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1262. I think we better stay in the house.
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1263. Damn.
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1264. See anything?
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1265. Man, I can't see shit.
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1266. Stanley trees all in the way.
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1267. - I'm gonna try again.
- Hey, hey, hey.
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1268. Now Dana told me
about that Big Snake situation.
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1269. - Big Worm.
- Big Worm, Big Hole, Big—
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1270. I don't give a damn.
Get your ass out of this house, boy.
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1271. You always got some shit going.
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1272. And you, you keep your ass here.
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1273. Big Snake. Big Worm.
What kind of name is that?
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1274. I bet y'all drinking that wine.
Smoking them tweeds and everything.
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1275. Wearing them clothes all half-off your ass,
what the hell is going on today?
Copy !req
1276. - Weed.
- Aw.
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1277. Your punk-ass dad,
he always talking shit.
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1278. - Just wait, wait. Well, hold up.
- Tell him to comb his goddamn hair.
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1279. Like a bunch of spiders
is having a meeting on his head.
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1280. - I'm about sick of you. Naw.
- I'm sick of you.
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1281. I'll walk you, man, you punk ass.
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1282. You see him?
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1283. Man, ain't nobody even out here.
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1284. I don't even know why I'm tripping.
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1285. Nobody wanna mess
with the Smoke Dog!
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1286. Hey, who's that?
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1287. Oh, shit!
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1288. Quick, quick, quick.
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1289. You don't know who you messing with,
Smoke Dog, nigger.
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1290. Damn.
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1291. Come on, get out of here.
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1292. Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
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1293. Goddamn, goddamn.
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1294. Hey, hey, hey.
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1295. - Look and see if they're gone.
- Hell, no. You look.
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1296. Hey, we both look.
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1297. - On the count of three.
- All right.
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1298. - One, two, three.
- Two, three.
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1299. - Craig, I thought you said on three.
- Okay. All right.
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1300. - You ain't bullshitting?
- Come on.
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1301. - One, two, three.
- All right, one, two, three.
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1302. - What the fuck you—?
- You see them?
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1303. - Yeah, they coming, man.
- Oh, shit.
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1304. I ain't going ever smoke weed again.
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1305. - Craig, I love you, man.
- Shut up.
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1306. Man, don't tou— Let me go.
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1307. Mama. Mama.
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1308. Shut up, man.
Her fat ass couldn't do nothing.
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1309. I want my mama.
Man. Man.
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1310. I swear to you. Yeah, I shot one.
I know I shot one of them.
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1311. Hey, hey.
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1312. - Look again.
Fuck you.
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1313. Stanley.
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1314. Stanley. What's going on?
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1315. I don't know.
It sounded like machine guns.
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1316. Oh, Lord.
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1317. - Mama, where Craig at?
- I don't know.
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1318. There's Joann.
Go ask her if she's seen them.
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1319. It sounded like a bomb.
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1320. - Joann, you seen Craig and Smokey?
- I thought they were over there.
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1321. Deebo.
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1322. You seen Craig and Smokey around here?
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1323. Earlier.
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1324. Damn.
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1325. - What she say?
- She ain't seen them.
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1326. Deebo ain't seen them neither.
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1327. MRS.You have to tell us
before you leave the house.
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1328. Look at your face. Look at your face.
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1329. - It will be okay. Believe me.
- No, look at your face.
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1330. Who do you think you are?
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1331. - What you talking about?
- You know what I'm talking about.
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1332. You hit my sister
like she was a fucking man.
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1333. She had no business
going through my pants.
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1334. My sister don't need to steal nothing
from your broke ass, all right?
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1335. - Better take your ass home.
- I'm not scared of you.
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1336. All these niggers around here
might be scared of you.
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1337. But I'm not.
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1338. - You take your ass home.
- No, fuck you.
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1339. You're lucky I'm not a man.
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1340. Otherwise, I'd kick your ass myself.
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1341. Shut up!
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1342. Deebo, man. You tripping.
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1343. What you say, little nigger?
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1344. Man, that's a female.
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1345. Shut your little punk ass up, nigger,
before I drop you like I did this bitch.
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1346. Man, I ain't even trying to fight you,
Deebo.
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1347. Ezal.
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1348. I know you don't wanna fight me
because you're nothing but a bitch too.
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1349. What you gonna do with that
besides make me mad?
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1350. Put the gun down, son.
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1351. Huh?
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1352. Put the gun down, son.
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1353. Yeah.
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1354. Put that gun down, son...
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1355. and get knocked out
like your father used to.
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1356. This was all the protection we needed.
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1357. You win some, you lose some.
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1358. But you live.
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1359. You live to fight another day.
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1360. You think you're a man
with that gun in your hand.
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1361. I'm a man without it.
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1362. Yeah. Put that gun down, son...
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1363. and get knocked out
like your father used to.
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1364. Give me the gun, son.
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1365. Craig.
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1366. Craig.
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1367. Give me the gun.
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1368. Give me the gun, son.
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1369. That's all you got?
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1370. Get him.
Damn.
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1371. Drop him, Craig. Drop him, Craig.
Drop him, Craig.
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1372. Deebo. Damn.
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1373. Hurry, quick.
- Craig. Oh, shit.
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1374. There you go, Craig.
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1375. There you go.
Get up, Craig. Get up, Craig.
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1376. - Yeah.
- Come on, nigger.
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1377. Yeah.
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1378. - Yeah.
- Come on, Craig.
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1379. Oh, shit, goddamn.
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1380. Goddamn.
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1381. - Uh-uh. No.
- No. No, come on, baby. Let him be a man.
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1382. - Go to sleep. Go to sleep.
Do something.
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1383. - Yeah.
- Do something.
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1384. - Shoot him.
MRS. Stop it.
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1385. - See, he's not fighting fair. Uh-uh.
Come on, man, kill him.
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1386. I been down before.
I taught him better than this.
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1387. Craig, get up.
- Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
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1388. - Come on, Craig.
I told y'all.
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1389. I told y'all. You all want some?
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1390. Beat him down, beat you down.
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1391. Who else wants some?
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1392. Who else wants some of Deebo?
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1393. - Who else?
Craig, get up.
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1394. Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
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1395. Come on, Craig.
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1396. Fair enough, Craig. Fair enough.
There you go.
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1397. All right, Craig.
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1398. Hey, punk.
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1399. Yes, Mr. Big Shot.
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1400. Fucking— Yeah. Crawl, punk.
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1401. Crawl, you little bitch.
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1402. - Whoop him, Craig. Whoop his ass.
- There, buddy.
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1403. Ooh. That's what I'm talking about.
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1404. That's my dog.
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1405. - Take that.
That's my dog.
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1406. Ain't that right, Ma? That's my dog.
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1407. Mr. Parker. Mr. Parker.
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1408. That's my dog.
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1409. - That's my dog.
- Cutie pie.
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1410. If anybody gotta say anything,
you let me know.
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1411. That's my dog.
That's what I'm talking about.
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1412. Are you okay?
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1413. - Craig.
- No, no, cupcakes. Leave him alone.
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1414. Now, let him be a man.
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1415. I taught him good, didn't I?
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1416. Now who's the punk?
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1417. - He think he a mack.
- Macaroni.
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1418. You got knocked the fuck out, man.
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1419. Give me my goddamn money.
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1420. Payback's a motherfucker,
ain't it, nigger?
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1421. China, come on.
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1422. No, Ma.
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1423. Stop, you're embarrassing me.
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1424. My grandmama gave me this chain.
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1425. Deebo!
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1426. Man, you should've been
bobbing and weaving. Look at you.
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1427. Get up!
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1428. Since you ain't getting up,
I'll take these shoes.
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1429. Bigfoot motherfucker,
you can have your knife.
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1430. Because I steal, I don't kill.
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1431. Craig, yeah.
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1432. How's your back feeling?
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1433. It be cool.
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1434. Bleeding and shit.
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1435. What time you waking up
in the morning?
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1436. Eight-thirty, why?
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1437. I was just wondering that maybe
if you were feeling better, um...
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1438. that you could come over.
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1439. I'm feeling better already.
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1440. I'm gonna call you tomorrow.
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1441. All right.
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1442. Eight-thirty, right?
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1443. Yes.
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1444. Hey, 7:30.
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1445. That's right.
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1446. Craig, come here.
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1447. - Craig.
- Huh?
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1448. Shut the door and have a seat.
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1449. Can I leave the door open?
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1450. Shut the door.
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1451. Now you see, son. You gotta let us know
when you leave the house.
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1452. What if you got killed tonight?
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1453. We'd have to bury you.
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1454. You know how much a funeral costs
these days?
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1455. No.
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1456. About 4 or $5000.
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1457. I ain't got no 4 or $5000
to plant you in the ground.
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1458. - You understand?
- Yeah.
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1459. You keep your ass around this house.
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1460. Your supervisor called about your job.
She wants you to call tomorrow.
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1461. - For real?
- Mm-hm.
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1462. Now, Craig...
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1463. I was proud of you tonight.
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1464. You used your brain.
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1465. That's what I want you to do,
use your brain.
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1466. That's my boy.
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1467. Night, Mama.
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1468. MRS.
Night, baby.
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1469. Dana.
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1470. Hello?
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1471. Why you can't call nobody back?
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1472. Which one of your hoes
has somebody shooting at you?
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1473. See, I don't know why I waste my time
on your old stupid ass anyway.
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1474. I don't know either.
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1475. It's over.
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1476. Bitch!
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1477. Yeah, I got your money.
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1478. I don't appreciate you sending
your punk-ass, bust-ass...
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1479. Jheri-curl-ass friends
to shoot at me and my homey.
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1480. They like to got dealt with.
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1481. Don't be calling here
like you some straight up G...
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1482. because I'll cut your balls off
and hand them to you, partner.
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1483. I had to warn you too many times
about my money, Smokey.
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1484. It's the principle of the whole thing.
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1485. It's principalities in this.
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1486. Well...
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1487. Yeah, hey, I got your money anyway.
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1488. And you sell that shit yourself next time.
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1489. Because I'm going to rehab.
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1490. I'm through with this shit.
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1491. I was just bullshitting.
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1492. And you know this, man.
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