1. Hi, it's Fred.Copy !req
2. Today is Friday.Copy !req
3. Oh, my God!
Say that fast and it
sounds like "Fred Day."Copy !req
4. Friday, Fred Day,
Friday, Fred Day.Copy !req
5. Two whole days of no school
and pure happiness.Copy !req
6. Oh, my gosh!
If they decided
this weekendCopy !req
7. to make the weekends the week
and the week the weekends,Copy !req
8. that means
we're going to have
five whole days offCopy !req
9. and only two days of school.Copy !req
10. Oh, my gammit.
I'm so excited!Copy !req
11. And then when there's
a really important holiday,
like President's Day,Copy !req
12. we only have
one day of school.Copy !req
13. I think they might decide
to do that this weekend!Copy !req
14. Hey. Hi!Copy !req
15. Hi! Hi!Copy !req
16. Are you serious?Copy !req
17. See you guys tomorrow.
See you!Copy !req
18. Yeah.Copy !req
19. Hey!Copy !req
20. You've never
surfed before?Copy !req
21. Judy.Copy !req
22. Hmm. Judy.Copy !req
23. Hey, hey!Copy !req
24. Huh?Copy !req
25. Judy.Copy !req
26. Judy.Copy !req
27. You might not have
been able to tell,Copy !req
28. but that girl
I walked home with,Copy !req
29. that hacking awesome girl,
that's Judy.Copy !req
30. Judy. She's my girlfriend,
obviously.Copy !req
31. This weekend, it's crucial
in our relationship because...Copy !req
32. Wait for it, get ready,
it's coming, hold on.Copy !req
33. I'm taking things
to the next level
with Judy.Copy !req
34. And she knows it, too.
We've been
inseparable lately.Copy !req
35. So, I was thinking of having
a party this weekend.Copy !req
36. Yeah, we've been
thinking about it.Copy !req
37. But maybe I'll just
have it next weekend.Copy !req
38. Yeah, we aren't
really sure yet.Copy !req
39. What do you guys think?Copy !req
40. I'm thinking I might
have Judy over today.
I'm not really sure.Copy !req
41. I mean, my mom won't mind.Copy !req
42. I have friends over
all the time
and she never cares.Copy !req
43. My dad doesn't care either,
mostly because he's not here.Copy !req
44. He's not with us.Copy !req
45. He's not dead.
He's just not here.Copy !req
46. I can see how you might
have misunderstood that.Copy !req
47. But, you know,
it really doesn't
even matterCopy !req
48. that I just have
one parentCopy !req
49. because my mom
loves me twice as much.Copy !req
50. And I pay her back
by filling the whole,Copy !req
51. entire house with
beautiful music.Copy !req
52. Every room in my house
was constructed
for a specific purpose.Copy !req
53. For instance,
this room, my bedroom,Copy !req
54. was constructed
to have a perfect
view of Judy's house.Copy !req
55. Hi, Judy.Copy !req
56. Fridays are usually
my favorite day at school,Copy !req
57. but I need some
food for my bodyCopy !req
58. because today was
the worst Friday ever!Copy !req
59. Leave me alone.Copy !req
60. Oh, he likes it.
He likes it. Mommy.Copy !req
61. He likes it.Copy !req
62. Thank you!Copy !req
63. You want some more? Whoa!Copy !req
64. Kevin, just leave him alone.Copy !req
65. No.Copy !req
66. If I don't get
any food in my body,Copy !req
67. then there's gonna be
no blood in my headCopy !req
68. and then my head
might fall offCopy !req
69. 'cause there's
no blood in it.Copy !req
70. Oh, my gammit!Copy !req
71. I'm so upset about
what happened at schoolCopy !req
72. that I almost
ruined my snack.Copy !req
73. Cheese.Copy !req
74. I say, "Oh, my gammit,"
because I'm not allowed
to say bad words,Copy !req
75. like the "D" word.Copy !req
76. Anyhow,
the thing that happened
happened in music class.Copy !req
77. I love music class,
because, well,
I'm a great singer.Copy !req
78. You know who else
is a great singer?Copy !req
79. Judy.Copy !req
80. She sings like an angel,Copy !req
81. but like
an angel who isn't dead
because she will never die.Copy !req
82. She will live forever,
until she dies.Copy !req
83. No! Hot cheese!
Hot cheese! Hot cheese!
Hot cheese! Hot cheese!Copy !req
84. I burned my tongue!Copy !req
85. Hot cheese!
Hot cheese!
Hot cheese!Copy !req
86. I'm drowning.Copy !req
87. Hot cheese.Copy !req
88. I've decided not to
have a snack after allCopy !req
89. because I want to
stay trim for Judy.Copy !req
90. To be honest, me and Judy
have hit a minor bump
in our relationship,Copy !req
91. thanks to Kevin.Copy !req
92. Kevin is a big,
fat nothing!Copy !req
93. And I cannot believe
what I saw her
doing with him today.Copy !req
94. Oh, my God!
They sounded terrible!Copy !req
95. It was like my mom
trying to fit
into her jeans.Copy !req
96. Hmm.Copy !req
97. Eenie, meenie, miney, moe.Copy !req
98. There we go.Copy !req
99. It was horrible, I mean,
and she didn't
even notice it.Copy !req
100. You agree, right?
I mean, Judy was up there
and she seemed happy.Copy !req
101. I don't know if she
was acting or what,
but I have to tell her.Copy !req
102. Maybe I'll invite her
over for a pool partyCopy !req
103. and as we're lounging
by the pool,
I'll break it to her gently.Copy !req
104. Judy, lover,
you are a wonderful singer.Copy !req
105. Oh, thank you, Fred.Copy !req
106. But singing with Kevin,
that was a mistake.Copy !req
107. I need someone like you
to be honest with me.Copy !req
108. Don't worry, darling.Copy !req
109. I've just had a law
passed that will haveCopy !req
110. Kevin arrested
for the way he sang to you.Copy !req
111. That's such a relief!Copy !req
112. Stop! Stop! Stop!Copy !req
113. Anyone ever sings
to you like that again,Copy !req
114. just tell me
and I'll take care of it,
darling.Copy !req
115. You're so romantic, Fred.Copy !req
116. Just beyond
that wall over there
is Judy's house.Copy !req
117. She's only a few feet awayCopy !req
118. and I can't reach her.Copy !req
119. They put up that wall
to keep us apart.Copy !req
120. What are you doing, Fred?Copy !req
121. What does it look
like I'm doing, Bertha?Copy !req
122. Judy thinks it's silly
that you have a kiddy pool.Copy !req
123. I don't care
what Judy thinks.Copy !req
124. Why would I care
what Judy thinks?Copy !req
125. What makes you think that?
I mean, it's just Judy.Copy !req
126. Okay,
you're not going swimming?Copy !req
127. No, I'm not going...Copy !req
128. That's lame.
Really, really lame.Copy !req
129. Well, I think
I might go swimming.Copy !req
130. Have fun!
TTFN.Copy !req
131. Oh, my God,
that was almost
so embarrassing!Copy !req
132. Thank God I didn't invite
Judy over for the pool party.Copy !req
133. Sometimes I think
I don't know
anything about women.Copy !req
134. I need some advice.
I wish my dad was here.Copy !req
135. Dad, what do you
think I should do?Copy !req
136. The secret is
ruthless aggression.Copy !req
137. It is?Copy !req
138. You gotta look
at yourself and say,
"My time is now!"Copy !req
139. Show her what kind
of man you really are.
Use those talents.Copy !req
140. What are your talents, Fred?Copy !req
141. I am a good singer.Copy !req
142. No!Copy !req
143. You're a great singer!
You're the best!Copy !req
144. It is you who take mere words
and make them melodious love.Copy !req
145. Are you with me?
Yes!Copy !req
146. You've got to fire up!
I'm with you, Dad.Copy !req
147. Well, good. Just remember,
it's probably
gonna get cold outside.Copy !req
148. Bring a sweater, okay?
Okay, Dad.Copy !req
149. Thanks.Copy !req
150. That's it!
I've gotta invite Judy over
so we can harmonize together.Copy !req
151. And then she'll forget
all about KevinCopy !req
152. 'cause harmonizing with me
will be so much smoother.Copy !req
153. This is it!
I'm gonna go over
to Judy's houseCopy !req
154. and invite her
over to sing with me.Copy !req
155. I'm so excited!Copy !req
156. I smell beautiful!Copy !req
157. Nothing is going to
come between our love,
Judy, nothing!Copy !req
158. Oh, my gammit! Kevin!Copy !req
159. I'm not going out there.Copy !req
160. If I go out there
and ask Judy to come
over in front of Kevin,Copy !req
161. he's going to undermine
my self-confidence.Copy !req
162. Maybe he won't notice.Copy !req
163. I've got to try!Copy !req
164. Here I come to harmonize
with you, Judy.Copy !req
165. I'm gonna do it!Copy !req
166. I can do it!Copy !req
167. Hey, Figglehorn,
where you going? Huh?Copy !req
168. None of your business,
Kevin.Copy !req
169. Okay, what,
are you going to Judy's house
for a little playdate, huh?Copy !req
170. You gonna do...Copy !req
171. Huh? You gonna do
a little bit of that?
Huh?Copy !req
172. Kevin, that's not
what I was gonna do, okay?Copy !req
173. Dude, she hates you, man.Copy !req
174. Why can't you just get that
through your head, dude?
She hates you.Copy !req
175. She tells me all the time.Copy !req
176. I mean,
she came over yesterday,
and, like, dude, you know...Copy !req
177. She hates you, Kevin.Copy !req
178. I see how
you misunderstood it,
because she hates you.Copy !req
179. She doesn't hate me!Copy !req
180. We're on a first-name basis.Copy !req
181. Yeah, she hates everyone
who can't sing, Kevin.Copy !req
182. I can sing.Copy !req
183. This whole
neighborhood knows,
you know?Copy !req
184. You know? The whole
neighborhood knows
I can sing.Copy !req
185. I can sing, dude!Copy !req
186. I mean, she hears me
all the time, man!Copy !req
187. I'm perfect.
I got perfect pitch!Copy !req
188. I've been told since day one
I have perfect pitch!Copy !req
189. Man, I could reach...
I could reach all the notes.Copy !req
190. That's weird
because I overheard
Judy sayingCopy !req
191. that she thinks
you suck at singing.Copy !req
192. Oh, you're going to get it!
You're gonna get it,
Figglehorn!Copy !req
193. You want some of this?
She said it.Copy !req
194. I didn't.
You want it?Copy !req
195. This is my cul-de-sac!Copy !req
196. It always has been
and it always will be, baby!Copy !req
197. I can't believe
that idiot, Kevin,
ruined everything!Copy !req
198. I was so close.Copy !req
199. Oh, my gosh!
Kevin is trying to
get inside the house.Copy !req
200. Fred.
Go home, Kevin!Copy !req
201. Figglehorn!Copy !req
202. Get away from my house!
Hey!Copy !req
203. I will call the police!
Fred!Copy !req
204. I'm calling
the police right now!Copy !req
205. Figglehorn!Copy !req
206. I already called the police
and they said
that if you don't stop,Copy !req
207. you're going to go to prison
with the fattest people ever!Copy !req
208. Fred,
open the door!Copy !req
209. Oh.Copy !req
210. Mom! Sorry.Copy !req
211. You're strong.Copy !req
212. Fred, what's going on
in here?Copy !req
213. Mom, I thought someone
was gonna attack me.Copy !req
214. Although, I don't know
why anyone would want to.Copy !req
215. Maybe because
of your voice!Copy !req
216. Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!Copy !req
217. What, sweetie?Copy !req
218. I'm going to
have a friend over
so we can sing, okay?Copy !req
219. Honey, no singing.Copy !req
220. I'm taking a nap.Copy !req
221. Mom, we'll be quiet.Copy !req
222. Can't hear you.
I'm taking a nap.Copy !req
223. Kevin!Copy !req
224. I can't go over
there and ask Judy
to my houseCopy !req
225. with Kevin out there.Copy !req
226. He'll embarrass me.Copy !req
227. Judy has such
a beautiful
Southern accent.Copy !req
228. I know it would harmonize
perfectly with my normal
human accent.Copy !req
229. I don't know what to do.Copy !req
230. What's wrong with you?
Have I taught you nothing?Copy !req
231. Dad!Copy !req
232. No son of mine
is going to sit here
and hideCopy !req
233. from Kevin!Copy !req
234. Yeah! My house!Copy !req
235. Sorry, kid.Copy !req
236. I don't want Kevin
to make fun of me
in front of Judy.Copy !req
237. Make fun of you?Copy !req
238. Sometimes you don't
use these muscles,
you use this muscle.Copy !req
239. You gotta out-think Kevin.
You gotta find another route.Copy !req
240. Dad, the only other route
is blocked by the wall.Copy !req
241. The wall is nothing.
It was put thereCopy !req
242. to keep you
and your true love apart.Copy !req
243. I knew it.Copy !req
244. I am taking a nap.Copy !req
245. I knew it.Copy !req
246. My time is now!Copy !req
247. Your time is now.Copy !req
248. My time is now!
Your time is now.Copy !req
249. My time is now!Copy !req
250. Time-out. Time-out, now.Copy !req
251. Oh!Copy !req
252. Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
253. It's good.Copy !req
254. You're ready.Copy !req
255. Thanks, Dad.Copy !req
256. Before you go...Copy !req
257. A little schmutz.Copy !req
258. Once I get over that wall,Copy !req
259. I can go up
to Judy's back door
and ask her to come over.Copy !req
260. I've never even
seen Judy's back door,
but I bet it's really nice.Copy !req
261. I'm going to use this
to make a flying leap
over the fence.Copy !req
262. And then me and Judy
are gonna walk back over
to my house, really proudly.Copy !req
263. And then Kevin is
gonna be all confusedCopy !req
264. and he won't be
able to do anything.Copy !req
265. And then we'll be
back into my house
before he even knows it.Copy !req
266. And this is the trampoline,
and I got it for my mom.Copy !req
267. She uses it
to train for work.Copy !req
268. I'll bet you Kevin
never would have
thought of this.Copy !req
269. Stupid Kevin!Copy !req
270. Kiss this, Kevin!Copy !req
271. Here I come, Judy!Copy !req
272. I'm coming, Judy.
Just hold on.Copy !req
273. Fred, are you okay?Copy !req
274. I hurt myself while
trying to get to Judy's.Copy !req
275. Do you need to go
to the hospital?Copy !req
276. No, I don't think so.Copy !req
277. Then I'm taking a nap!Copy !req
278. This is better,
much less dangerous.Copy !req
279. Digging is hard.Copy !req
280. I'm coming for you,
Judy, just hold on!Copy !req
281. Don't give up.Copy !req
282. ♪ I've been digging
in the tunnelCopy !req
283. Okay.Copy !req
284. Going back down.Copy !req
285. It takes forever
to get to Judy's
house underground.Copy !req
286. Oh!Copy !req
287. What's this?Copy !req
288. Mom!Copy !req
289. Awesome!Copy !req
290. Oh, my gammit,
that was awesome!Copy !req
291. I'm coming, Judy.
I have butt-loads
of energy.Copy !req
292. Here I come.Copy !req
293. I'm here.Copy !req
294. Oh, my gammit!
I dug all the way
to China!Copy !req
295. I figured out
what I'm going to do.
I'm gonna disguise myself.Copy !req
296. Kevin will never
recognize me.Copy !req
297. He'll be totally fooled
and I'll walk up to Judy's
door and rip off my disguiseCopy !req
298. and she'll think it's a joke
and then she'll laugh
and then I'll laughCopy !req
299. and then we'll
both be laughing.Copy !req
300. Mmm! I'm gonna smell
like green apples.Copy !req
301. I have the perfect disguise.
I ordered it from
the back of a comic bookCopy !req
302. and it is amazing.Copy !req
303. It's an invisibility suit
and it's gonna make me
completely invisible.Copy !req
304. Here it is. I've been
waiting to use this.Copy !req
305. Whoa!Copy !req
306. See you guys later.Copy !req
307. Wow, that was
totally worth $6.98,Copy !req
308. plus shipping and handling.Copy !req
309. Huh?Copy !req
310. What's going on here?Copy !req
311. Where am I, Kevin?Copy !req
312. I'm here!
Whoa!Copy !req
313. No, I'm not.
I'm over here.Copy !req
314. Think fast.Copy !req
315. What?
Watch out.Copy !req
316. Jesus!Copy !req
317. What are you
gonna do, Kevin?Copy !req
318. Where are you?
Behind you.Copy !req
319. What's over here?Copy !req
320. Oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
321. Does baby want the ball?
Watch out!Copy !req
322. Stop!
Are you gonna cry?Copy !req
323. Does baby Kevin
need his mommy?Copy !req
324. Here goes nothing.Copy !req
325. Oh, my gosh!
It's such a weird feeling.Copy !req
326. Floating shoe.Copy !req
327. Who's doing it?Copy !req
328. I don't know.
Must be someone invisible.Copy !req
329. What the heck?Copy !req
330. Okay. Maybe I just
didn't do it right.Copy !req
331. One, two, three.Copy !req
332. Gammit!Copy !req
333. I guess I have to
find a better disguise.Copy !req
334. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
335. Oh! Ooh!Copy !req
336. Boy, do I wish
I could pull that
one off.Copy !req
337. Wait, what?Copy !req
338. What?Copy !req
339. Judy, I'm here!
Is that Fred?Copy !req
340. I'm gonna get you!Copy !req
341. Oh, my gammit!
Asian people kidnapped Judy.Copy !req
342. What do I do?
I've got to call the police,
and the cops,Copy !req
343. and the FBI,
the CIA and the FBI,Copy !req
344. and the Army,
and the cops
and the SWAT team.Copy !req
345. And... I don't even have
an emergency number.
I don't know who to call.Copy !req
346. I don't even know
a number to call.Copy !req
347. That's who I have to call.Copy !req
348. 9-1-1, what's your emergency?Copy !req
349. Hello, this is Fred,
Fred Figglehorn.Copy !req
350. And I'm here to tell you
that my girlfriend, Judy,Copy !req
351. has been kidnapped
by Asian people.Copy !req
352. Asian people have
stolen my girlfriend
and her stuff and her family.Copy !req
353. Sir...
Although, if you ask herCopy !req
354. if she's my girlfriend
and she says no,
it's because we haven'tCopy !req
355. told a lot of people yetCopy !req
356. and we were
kind of keeping it
on the down-low,Copy !req
357. you know, people will be
jealous, you know?Copy !req
358. Anyways, she's gone!Copy !req
359. Sir, you need to calm down.Copy !req
360. Calm down?Copy !req
361. Hello?Copy !req
362. That is really frustrating
that the police
won't even help me.Copy !req
363. Her kidnappers could
be anywhere by now.Copy !req
364. She's going to have
such a horrible life!Copy !req
365. Fred, what is your problem?Copy !req
366. Mom! Mom, wake up!
Wake up right now!Copy !req
367. I am up.Copy !req
368. Mom, Judy has
been kidnapped.Copy !req
369. They took all of her stuff!
She might be dead!
I don't even know!Copy !req
370. What are you talking about?Copy !req
371. Her house,
it's completely empty.Copy !req
372. Maybe that's
because they moved.Copy !req
373. What?Copy !req
374. They sold their house
to the Tangs and they moved.Copy !req
375. Got their address right here.Copy !req
376. They asked me to forward
their mail.
I'll get it to them.Copy !req
377. Judy moved?Copy !req
378. Where to?Copy !req
379. I don't know.
They asked me to
forward the mail. I...Copy !req
380. Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
381. Because Freddie, I...Copy !req
382. I didn't know
you'd be so upset.
I wrote the address.Copy !req
383. Mom!
She's my girlfriend!Copy !req
384. Judy.
Freddie.Copy !req
385. I'm getting their mail,
I'm tossing it.Copy !req
386. All right, honey, relax.
I'm going out.Copy !req
387. Be a good boy.
You're a good boy.Copy !req
388. Judy moved!Copy !req
389. Freddie,
please, go to sleep!Copy !req
390. Fred!Copy !req
391. It's go time!Copy !req
392. Dad!
What's wrong?Copy !req
393. It's Judy,
she's been kidnapped
by kidnappers.Copy !req
394. Kidnappers?
Who are they?Copy !req
395. Her parents.Copy !req
396. No!Copy !req
397. Luckily,
in the final minutes,
she sent us a transmission.Copy !req
398. Check it out.
It's right there.Copy !req
399. That's classified.Copy !req
400. Pay no attention to that.
The transmission!Copy !req
401. Oh, Fred!
Judy!Copy !req
402. There's so much that
I wanted to say to you,Copy !req
403. or sing to you
or sing with you.Copy !req
404. That's all I've ever wanted.
You've always known
that to be true, right?Copy !req
405. Yes, Judy! Yes!Copy !req
406. I knew you did.Copy !req
407. Okay, Judy,
listen carefully.Copy !req
408. Yes, Fred?Copy !req
409. You are under
a bed right now.Copy !req
410. No! Judy, no!Copy !req
411. Relax. We are going
to rescue her.Copy !req
412. Hey, hey, hey!
Why don't you have
your seat belt on?Copy !req
413. Oh! Sorry, Dad.Copy !req
414. I hope Mom doesn't get worried
if she notices I'm not homeCopy !req
415. in the middle of the night.Copy !req
416. She knows exactly
where you are.Copy !req
417. I've got your mail
right here.Copy !req
418. Take that!Copy !req
419. Don't mess with my son!Copy !req
420. What a crazy dream!Copy !req
421. I think I know
what it means.Copy !req
422. I got it! Judy wants
me to come find her.Copy !req
423. We have a psychic connection.Copy !req
424. And the dream is the only
way she could possibly
communicate with me.Copy !req
425. I found Judy's
address on this map.
56 Meadow Lane.Copy !req
426. Sounds beautiful,
doesn't it? Meadow.Copy !req
427. I wonder what
Judy's house looks like.Copy !req
428. Whoa! It's nice, geez!Copy !req
429. If I zoom in,
I wonder if I can see her.Copy !req
430. Ew!Copy !req
431. That must be the guy
who lived there before her.
Oh! That is sick!Copy !req
432. He pooped
inside her bathroom.Copy !req
433. The ghosts of that guy's
poops will be inside
Judy's bathroom forever.Copy !req
434. What if they come
back to life, huh?Copy !req
435. I have got to get
Judy out of that house.Copy !req
436. There's only one problem,Copy !req
437. the woods.Copy !req
438. I have to avoid the woods.Copy !req
439. I have to. I mean,
I'd be way too scared
to go back in thereCopy !req
440. after what happenedCopy !req
441. to little Evan Weiss.Copy !req
442. I'll get it!Copy !req
443. Little Evan Weiss,Copy !req
444. he never came
out of those woods,
never, scary.Copy !req
445. 9-1-1, what's your emergency?Copy !req
446. I need to know
what bus to takeCopy !req
447. from my house
to Judy's house,
avoiding the woods.Copy !req
448. Sir, I think you
meant to dial 4-1-1.Copy !req
449. This line is for
emergencies only.Copy !req
450. This
is an emergency!Copy !req
451. Judy moved away
and I have to get to her houseCopy !req
452. so I can invite
her over to my house
so we can sing together.Copy !req
453. Sir, please dial 4-1-1.Copy !req
454. Rude.Copy !req
455. Turns out that there's a bus
that takes me exactly one
block from Judy's new address.Copy !req
456. It's called
the Number 7 bus.Copy !req
457. I have no idea how long
it's gonna take me
to get to Judy's house.Copy !req
458. So, I'm just preparing
for the worst. I mean,
it could take days, weeks.Copy !req
459. Will I need ketchup?Copy !req
460. Probably not,
but it could be
dangerous out there.Copy !req
461. I'm coming for you, Judy!Copy !req
462. Oh, God!Copy !req
463. I hate ketchup!Copy !req
464. Should be enough.Copy !req
465. I didn't know
how much the bus costs,
so I took $25.Copy !req
466. Well, here I go.Copy !req
467. Wish me luck.Copy !req
468. What? It might rain.Copy !req
469. Judy.Copy !req
470. I'm gonna do it.
I can do this.Copy !req
471. Hey, Figglehorn!
Where you going?Copy !req
472. None of your business,
Kevin.Copy !req
473. What?
Are you going to
a butt-face convention? Huh?Copy !req
474. I'm just gonna ignore you.Copy !req
475. Well, you're not
ignoring me because
you just talked to me.Copy !req
476. What happened
to your arm, Kevin?Copy !req
477. Did you make a fake cast
so everyone would
feel sorry for you?Copy !req
478. No, it's not fake.
Actually, some guys
tried to steal my bikeCopy !req
479. and I beat 'em up.Copy !req
480. But it doesn't even matter
because five girls
already signed it, so...Copy !req
481. Why did they all
use the same pen?Copy !req
482. Because girls
like the color red!Copy !req
483. I bet God pushed him
down because he hates
the way he sings.Copy !req
484. What did you say?Copy !req
485. I never said anything.
I'm ignoring you, Kevin.Copy !req
486. Then why do you
keep talking to me,
Figglehorn?Copy !req
487. Where are you going, anyway?Copy !req
488. Why do you care?
I'm not gonna tell you.Copy !req
489. All right, then.Copy !req
490. I'll just follow you
all the way there.
How would you like that?Copy !req
491. Well, I'm here.Copy !req
492. You have to take the bus?
That is so lame, man.Copy !req
493. I have girls take me
where I want to go.Copy !req
494. I have a girl.Copy !req
495. Oh, yeah? Who?
My mom.Copy !req
496. Oh, my God, man!
Is anybody
listening to this?Copy !req
497. You're such a loser, dude!Copy !req
498. Where are you going? Huh?Copy !req
499. Where are you going? Huh?
Where are you going, Fred?Copy !req
500. Where are you going,
Figglehorn? Huh?Copy !req
501. Where are you going?
Is that your bus, Fred?Copy !req
502. I'm not talking
to you, Kevin!Copy !req
503. Is that your bus?Copy !req
504. Are you going
to get on the bus?Copy !req
505. Ain't got all day here.Copy !req
506. I know!
I know where you're going.Copy !req
507. All right.
Where am I going?Copy !req
508. Buck and a half.Copy !req
509. Um...Copy !req
510. Come on, kid. I got
a schedule to keep here.Copy !req
511. Here's five.Copy !req
512. You can keep the change.Copy !req
513. Hi.Copy !req
514. I think I'll sit back here.Copy !req
515. Uh-oh.Copy !req
516. I'm supposed to be
on the Number 7 bus.Copy !req
517. This is
the Number 6 bus.Copy !req
518. This is
the Number 6 bus.Copy !req
519. I know, but if Kevin
knew all the bus routes
and where they were goingCopy !req
520. and if I got on
the right bus,Copy !req
521. he would know where
I was actually going.Copy !req
522. So, by getting on
the wrong bus
he would never knowCopy !req
523. I was actually going
to Judy's house.Copy !req
524. Dude, please.
Chill out.Copy !req
525. Sorry.
I'm just really excited.Copy !req
526. I'm Fred.
Fred Figglehorn.Copy !req
527. Derf.Copy !req
528. Dude, don't.
That's lame.Copy !req
529. Oh, right,
I knew that.Copy !req
530. So, who's Judy?
Does she have
a sister or something?Copy !req
531. She's my girlfriend.Copy !req
532. No, she's not.Copy !req
533. What?Copy !req
534. Judy is not
your girlfriend.Copy !req
535. You're right.
How did you know?Copy !req
536. Lie detectors.Copy !req
537. Cool!Copy !req
538. It's just Judy is such
a smoking-hot babe.Copy !req
539. And just every time
I see her, I just tingle.Copy !req
540. She makes you pee?Copy !req
541. I said "tingle" not "tinkle."Copy !req
542. Dude, take a joke.Copy !req
543. I guess I'm a little weird.Copy !req
544. Everybody is weird, man.Copy !req
545. All of us.Copy !req
546. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
547. Don't think
about it too much.Copy !req
548. It means something,
though. Just process it.Copy !req
549. Wow! You're like a god, Derf!Copy !req
550. I know.Copy !req
551. I wish I could be
that cool around Judy.Copy !req
552. She's the most hacking
awesome girl, ever!Copy !req
553. Yeah, we're for sure
to get married,Copy !req
554. but obviously it's not
going to be tomorrow.Copy !req
555. Although, I mean,
I wouldn't mind that.Copy !req
556. The best day of sixth grade
would have to be
when Judy and ICopy !req
557. were assigned into
the same math group,Copy !req
558. Green For Go,
because it was
the advanced group.Copy !req
559. The worst day would
have to be the next day,Copy !req
560. when the teacher realized
I wasn't supposed to be
in the green groupCopy !req
561. and whacked me really hard
on the knuckles with a ruler.Copy !req
562. You know,
we're a really good,
like, duo.Copy !req
563. Like, we're really
good together.Copy !req
564. End of the line!Copy !req
565. Huh?Copy !req
566. End of the line!Copy !req
567. You're gonna kill us?Copy !req
568. No, it means
you gotta get off.Copy !req
569. Oh!Copy !req
570. Well, it was nice
meeting you...
Derf? Derf?Copy !req
571. Oh!Copy !req
572. That's odd.Copy !req
573. Oh, my gammit!Copy !req
574. Slide, slide.Copy !req
575. Slide, slide.Copy !req
576. Fred? What are you doing?Copy !req
577. Bertha!Copy !req
578. I asked you a question.Copy !req
579. Are you dong-e-a-fong?Copy !req
580. No! No, no. Not at all.Copy !req
581. What's "dong-e-a-fong"?
Deaf.Copy !req
582. You add "ong"
to each consonant.
Dong-e-a-fong.Copy !req
583. What are you doing here?Copy !req
584. Bertha, I can
come to the poolCopy !req
585. if I wong-a-nong-tong.Copy !req
586. Yeah?Copy !req
587. Well, I've never
seen you here beforeCopy !req
588. and you're not
wearing a swimsuit.Copy !req
589. This is my swimming suit.
I mean, sometimes
I just don't likeCopy !req
590. showing my body
too much because,
you know,Copy !req
591. it's too much sex appeal.Copy !req
592. Cute.Copy !req
593. How come nobody's here?Copy !req
594. You're, like, the only one.Copy !req
595. Some kid pooped
in the pool.Copy !req
596. Ew!Copy !req
597. The good thing is
now there's no
line for the slide.Copy !req
598. I have to go, anyway.Copy !req
599. Yeah, okay, sure.Copy !req
600. I'm going to my
friend's house.
Girlfriend.Copy !req
601. Before you go,
do you want to
try something cool?Copy !req
602. Pretty fun, isn't it?Copy !req
603. It's really fun!Copy !req
604. My neck is hot
but my feet are cold!Copy !req
605. But what if I have
to go to the bathroom?Copy !req
606. Don't be a wong-I-mong-pong.Copy !req
607. Well, I'm going swimming.
Later!Copy !req
608. I'm not a wimp!Copy !req
609. Mmm!Copy !req
610. Help!
Somebody help her.Copy !req
611. I think she's drowning.Copy !req
612. No, no, Judy!Copy !req
613. I'm trapped. Just wait
one second, Judy!Copy !req
614. Fred!
Judy!Copy !req
615. Judy! I'll save you!Copy !req
616. Hey, bro! I got it!Copy !req
617. Get out of the way!
Get out of the way!
Move it, punk!Copy !req
618. Judy, I'll save you!Copy !req
619. Whoo!Copy !req
620. Love won't keep
you guys together.Copy !req
621. You guys don't
love each other!Copy !req
622. Why are you guys
singing together?Copy !req
623. Judy, Judy, I thought
we were gonna take it
to the next level.Copy !req
624. No! No!Copy !req
625. Oh, my gammit!
Oh, my gammit!
I've got to get going.Copy !req
626. I've got to get
to Judy's house!Copy !req
627. So, did you get
the poop out
of the pool, yet? No?Copy !req
628. Hey, Fred! You can't
show up at Judy's house
looking like that.Copy !req
629. She's gonna make
fun of you!Copy !req
630. How did you know
I was going
to Judy's house?Copy !req
631. I didn't until just now.Copy !req
632. So long,
dong-o-o-fong-u-song.Copy !req
633. What are you doing?
You can't be naked in here.Copy !req
634. I was going to leave
my underwear on.Copy !req
635. Yeah, well, nobody wants
to see you in your underwear.Copy !req
636. I beg to differ.
I've been told my body's
pretty attractive.Copy !req
637. Get your butt out of here.Copy !req
638. I'd like a regular cleaning.Copy !req
639. Would you like
a fragrance?Copy !req
640. Green apples.Copy !req
641. Green apples?Copy !req
642. Can I get
a green apples, please?Copy !req
643. Will you watch
my bag for me?Copy !req
644. Where's your car?Copy !req
645. That was awesome.Copy !req
646. Get out of the road!Copy !req
647. Sorry.Copy !req
648. Nice hair, moron!Copy !req
649. Oh, geez!Copy !req
650. Oh, my God!
They sell squirrels!
I love squirrels!Copy !req
651. Customer!
Squirrels!Copy !req
652. I'm busy.
And I'm
grooming Lancelot.Copy !req
653. And you're useless.Copy !req
654. Yes, young man?Copy !req
655. Oh! Hey. I was just
looking at the squirrels.Copy !req
656. We don't have squirrels.
You might want to go
to a park or outside.Copy !req
657. We do have
hamsters, though.Copy !req
658. They're in the rodent family
if you want to
take a look at them.Copy !req
659. Um, I saw the squirrels
and I just thought thatCopy !req
660. they'd be the perfect
present for Judy, so...Copy !req
661. Look. I don't know
her and I don't
care to know her.Copy !req
662. We can't help you,
but presents are nice.
I enjoy them.Copy !req
663. Gary! Gary!Copy !req
664. The young man believes
the Pomeranians are squirrels.Copy !req
665. I knew that.
I don't think you did.Copy !req
666. Excuse me!
Yeah?Copy !req
667. Come with me.
Now, by squirrels,
do you mean this?Copy !req
668. Yep! How much are they?Copy !req
669. $795.Copy !req
670. Oh, okay.
Lorenzo, can you
ring us up? $795.Copy !req
671. $795? That's how much
my mom makes a year!Copy !req
672. That is ridiculous!Copy !req
673. Never mind, Lorenzo!
He's broke.Copy !req
674. Okay. Well, I'm just
gonna be looking around.Copy !req
675. So, don't even...
Don't even mind me.Copy !req
676. I won't.Copy !req
677. I won't even be here,
I'll be leaving soon.Copy !req
678. Get in there. Yeah.Copy !req
679. I've been wanting one
of these for a while now.Copy !req
680. What are you doing?Copy !req
681. What are you
talking about?Copy !req
682. Put the dog down.Copy !req
683. Dog?
Squirrel.Copy !req
684. Put the dog down.Copy !req
685. Squirrel.Copy !req
686. I don't have a dog,
you psycho.Copy !req
687. My God, Gary!
He's a gang banger!
This is Mace!Copy !req
688. I will spray you.
No!Copy !req
689. I will spray you
in the eyes!Copy !req
690. Lorenzo, what are you
doing with Mace?Copy !req
691. Someone has to protect us.Copy !req
692. This is not the time
for your drama, okay?Copy !req
693. Put the dog back.
I will do it myself.Copy !req
694. I don't have a dog!Copy !req
695. Lady, clear out!
Put the dog back.Copy !req
696. It's not a dog!Copy !req
697. Spray him, he's got
crazy in his eyes.Copy !req
698. Stop. Put the dog back.Copy !req
699. Leave me alone!
Put the dog back!Copy !req
700. Spray him! Just spray him!Copy !req
701. Don't tell me what to do!Copy !req
702. Gary! Look what
you've made us do!Copy !req
703. My beautiful eyes!Copy !req
704. Tell your friends
not to mess with us!Copy !req
705. This is worse than when you
made me stay at the Marriott!Copy !req
706. I'm sorry.Copy !req
707. Oh! Hey, sir.
Do you know how to get
to Meadow Lane from here?Copy !req
708. What?Copy !req
709. I can't understand you.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
710. Oh, my God!
There's something
wrong with me.Copy !req
711. Why is there a voice
in my head that
doesn't even make sense?Copy !req
712. Are you a spaceman?
Is that what you are?Copy !req
713. You're doing
something to me, aren't you?
You're gonna ruin my brain!Copy !req
714. Get away from me, spaceman.
I will not let
you ruin my brain!Copy !req
715. Dam!Copy !req
716. Dam, indeedy!
Oh!Copy !req
717. Hey, watch that cussing.
I'm just playing.
It's a dam, it's what it is.Copy !req
718. I was just looking.Copy !req
719. Good for you.
You should look.
Soak her in.Copy !req
720. Soak in all the dam beauty.
I tell you what.Copy !req
721. She's the single greatest
feat of engineering
in the entire county.Copy !req
722. Hey, you know what this dam
is made out of, don't you?Copy !req
723. No.
Sweat and ingenuity, friend.Copy !req
724. Sweat and ingenuity.Copy !req
725. Do you know how to get
to the Number 7 bus?Copy !req
726. Oh, the Number 7 bus, well,Copy !req
727. it's just a quick,
little jaunt through
the woods right there.Copy !req
728. The woods!Copy !req
729. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
730. Don't be scared.
Don't be scared
of the woods.Copy !req
731. You're not scared
of the woods, are you?Copy !req
732. I have to walk
through the woods?Copy !req
733. There's nothing
to be afraid of
in the woods,Copy !req
734. except for what happenedCopy !req
735. to little Evan Weiss.Copy !req
736. But if you're scared,
I'll tell you
what you can do.Copy !req
737. You can just turn
around and just go home.
Be home with Mama.Copy !req
738. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Mama.Copy !req
739. Mama.
Mama.Copy !req
740. Mama.
Mama.Copy !req
741. "Mama, save me!Copy !req
742. "I'm a big, grown baby
who needs his mama!"Copy !req
743. What's wrong with you?
You know what
I'd do if I were you?Copy !req
744. I'd man up!
I'd face my fears. I'd BS.
I'd be somebody.Copy !req
745. That's me. Who are you?Copy !req
746. Man up, man!
Head into those woods.Copy !req
747. Face your fears.
Do what I'd do.Copy !req
748. Look at the...
Respect the badge!Copy !req
749. You're right.
You're definitely right.Copy !req
750. I should go
through the woods.Copy !req
751. There you go.Copy !req
752. Judy needs me right now.Copy !req
753. Do it for Judy.Copy !req
754. It's just the woods.
It's just the woods.Copy !req
755. It's no big deal.
Go on.Copy !req
756. I'm going to do it!Copy !req
757. Run! Run to Judy.
Run to her!Copy !req
758. No running in the dam!Copy !req
759. Okay.Copy !req
760. I'm okay. Good.Copy !req
761. It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay, Fred.Copy !req
762. I like your song.Copy !req
763. You're a good singer.Copy !req
764. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
765. You should thank someone
for a compliment.Copy !req
766. What's wrong?Copy !req
767. Well, you're talking!
You're talking
and you're a deer!Copy !req
768. Oh! For a minute there,
I thought there was
a wolf or something.Copy !req
769. Whoo! You scared me.Copy !req
770. Do all deers talk?Copy !req
771. It's deer.Copy !req
772. Do all "deer" talk?
The plural of deer is
still deer.Copy !req
773. Just like moose.
Nobody says
"mooses" or "meese."Copy !req
774. Do you all talk?Copy !req
775. Some of us way too much.
Hey, can I drop one with you?Copy !req
776. Drop what?Copy !req
777. A song.Copy !req
778. Really? Okay.Copy !req
779. ♪ Walking through the woods
but there was nothing to fearCopy !req
780. Stop! Hoofer time! Mmm.Copy !req
781. You know, I don't even know
why I've always been
so terrified of the woods.Copy !req
782. I mean, now that
I've actually came here,Copy !req
783. I realize it's
not even that scary.Copy !req
784. I'm out of here.Copy !req
785. I mean, the woods
has got trees,Copy !req
786. deer, birds. I mean,
there's just so much to it.Copy !req
787. I mean, it's more
than just, it's...Copy !req
788. Fred!Copy !req
789. It's me! Evan!
Evan Weiss!Copy !req
790. I got it!Copy !req
791. Got what?Copy !req
792. The ball!
I got the ball! I got it.Copy !req
793. Tell my parents I'm okay!Copy !req
794. Oh! Hey. Look,
it's your little friend.Copy !req
795. Hey, Figglehorn!
Do you need a ride?
Do you need a ride?Copy !req
796. What an idiot!
Mom, drive around the block.Copy !req
797. I'm not your chauffeur.
Mom!Copy !req
798. Hey, nice lean-to!Copy !req
799. One more.Copy !req
800. Kevin, no.
I am drawing the line.Copy !req
801. I'm gonna tell Dad.Copy !req
802. Don't tell him.Copy !req
803. What is that?Copy !req
804. Derf! How'd you get here?Copy !req
805. Dude, my question needs
to be answered first.Copy !req
806. Sardines.Copy !req
807. Lunch fail, man.Copy !req
808. I know.
I don't actually like them,
but when I packed my foodCopy !req
809. I forgot to pack
a can openerCopy !req
810. and this is the only can
that had a handy
little opener on it.Copy !req
811. And I've been
walking all over,Copy !req
812. so I'm really tired
and I just got so hungry!Copy !req
813. You've got to
chill out, man.Copy !req
814. I'm going to bed.
Will you wake me
when the bus comes?Copy !req
815. Maybe,Copy !req
816. but maybe not.Copy !req
817. Bus, man.Copy !req
818. Thanks, Derf!
You're, like, the best
friend I've ever had.Copy !req
819. Just kidding, obviously.Copy !req
820. I'm doing it! Wish me luck.
I'm going to Judy's house!Copy !req
821. Ugh.Copy !req
822. You want it?Copy !req
823. Do you want it?Copy !req
824. Excuse me?Copy !req
825. I found this
poor little animalCopy !req
826. wandering around
all by himself.Copy !req
827. A squirrel!
It's a squirrel.
I'll take it.Copy !req
828. This is my lucky day. Oh!Copy !req
829. Me and Judy will
be your new parents
and we'll love you forever.Copy !req
830. Meadow Lane!Copy !req
831. Oh, my gammit, we're here!Copy !req
832. You're gonna see your mama.Copy !req
833. Here we go.Copy !req
834. Judy!Copy !req
835. Yes!Copy !req
836. Judy.Copy !req
837. Mom, I hate it here.
I want to move
back to our old house.Copy !req
838. Stop complaining!Copy !req
839. Hello, miss.Copy !req
840. Who are you?Copy !req
841. Fred!Copy !req
842. It's me!Copy !req
843. I knew you'd come for me!Copy !req
844. You got my psychic message.Copy !req
845. I did.Copy !req
846. I brought you a gift, Judy.Copy !req
847. A squirrel.
I love squirrels.Copy !req
848. Thank you.Copy !req
849. It's nothing.Copy !req
850. However did you get here?
It must have been so hard!Copy !req
851. It was! I crossed the entire
city to get to you, Judy,Copy !req
852. even the woods.Copy !req
853. You went through the woods?Copy !req
854. They're so dangerous.
I've been worried
about the wild animals.Copy !req
855. I wasn't afraid
of the wild animals,
but I was afraidCopy !req
856. of little Evan Weiss.Copy !req
857. He's alive?Copy !req
858. He's very alive.Copy !req
859. Oh, my God.
I'm so impressed with you.
You came all this way.Copy !req
860. But why?Copy !req
861. To see you, Judy,Copy !req
862. and to invite you
over to my house.Copy !req
863. Oh, I'd love to come
over to your house,Copy !req
864. to sing.Copy !req
865. Are you coming or ain't ya?
Can't believe...Copy !req
866. Oh, my God! The bus!Copy !req
867. Judy!Copy !req
868. Judy, I'm here.Copy !req
869. Fred?Copy !req
870. Where's... Where's Judy?Copy !req
871. Oh, my God. Guys,
it's Fred!Copy !req
872. What are you
doing here, Fred?Copy !req
873. I think I could ask you
the same question, Kevin.Copy !req
874. Uh, no, you can't,
'cause I was invited
and you weren't.Copy !req
875. So, get out, dude!Copy !req
876. This isn't even
your house, Kevin.Copy !req
877. You can't just
tell me to leave.Copy !req
878. What are all you guys
doing in here anyway?Copy !req
879. I mean, are you just
creeping around Judy's
house or something?Copy !req
880. What's it look like?
It's a party.Copy !req
881. Yeah, it's a party!
That you weren't invited to!Copy !req
882. Well, for your guys'
information, Judy would
be happy to have me here.Copy !req
883. I call her every night.Copy !req
884. Oh, my God. What a loser.Copy !req
885. Judy.
Fred.Copy !req
886. Please tell me
you didn't invite
Figglehorn to this party!Copy !req
887. What are you doing here?Copy !req
888. Don't you want to hear
about how I got here?
It's a crazy story.Copy !req
889. Fred, I'm kind of in
the middle of my party.Copy !req
890. I think she just
told you to leave, man!Copy !req
891. Maybe
you shouldn't be here.Copy !req
892. Judy? You're right.Copy !req
893. Maybe I shouldn't be hereCopy !req
894. because,
no offense to you, Judy,
but this party is so lame!Copy !req
895. This isn't lame.
This is a good party.Copy !req
896. Yeah. Now it is.Copy !req
897. Now it is!Copy !req
898. This is so embarrassing,
Fred.Copy !req
899. Judy, why are you
being like this?Copy !req
900. Oh, my God.
I can't do this.Copy !req
901. Judy, who are you?Copy !req
902. Where's the Judy I know?
Huh? Show me her.
Show me the old Judy.Copy !req
903. Fred, I think it would
be better if you just left.Copy !req
904. I'm really sorry, Fred.Copy !req
905. Judy, I've came all
this way just for you!Copy !req
906. This isn't
a Girl Scout convention.Copy !req
907. We don't want any
of your cookies.Copy !req
908. We don't want any
of your cookies.Copy !req
909. Kevin!Copy !req
910. Take a look at that!
He puked on her.Copy !req
911. That is disgusting!
Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
912. Fred! Fred, wait!Copy !req
913. Dude,
you got to send that to me.
You got to send that to me...Copy !req
914. I got it! I got it!Copy !req
915. Hey, kid,
you lost or something?Copy !req
916. Kind of.Copy !req
917. Where are you going?Copy !req
918. Home.Copy !req
919. All right. My shift's over.
Get in and I'll take you.Copy !req
920. But I don't have
another $5 bill.Copy !req
921. Get in.Copy !req
922. Thanks.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
923. Pays to tip.Copy !req
924. Take care, kid.Copy !req
925. Thanks.Copy !req
926. Don't. That's lame.Copy !req
927. Oh.Copy !req
928. That was so humiliating!Copy !req
929. I can't believe
Judy had a party
and didn't even invite me!Copy !req
930. She's not
who I thought
she was at all!Copy !req
931. I bet you that
Southern accent of hers
isn't even real.Copy !req
932. She's probably never
even been to the South.Copy !req
933. Freddie, honey,
who are you talking to?Copy !req
934. Mom? Mom!
I'm really upset right now.Copy !req
935. Well, one of your friends
just sent me a video about
you on the computer.Copy !req
936. About me?Copy !req
937. Yeah. You got to
check it out.Copy !req
938. Oh, my God!Copy !req
939. Oh, my gammit!
This is so embarrassing!Copy !req
940. Forty-seven people
have seen this already?Copy !req
941. That's more than
my entire class!Copy !req
942. Fifty-one people now.
Fifty-one.Copy !req
943. That's like three more
people than last time!
Who posted this?Copy !req
944. KevSmellMyFart?Copy !req
945. Kevin! Ugh! What a stupid
username, and an even
more stupid video!Copy !req
946. Why do people even
want to watch other
people on YouTube?Copy !req
947. It's weird! It's creepy!Copy !req
948. I don't get it.
I just don't.Copy !req
949. Oh, my gosh!
Another person
just watched it!Copy !req
950. And another! Oh my gosh!Copy !req
951. In 60 seconds, 60 people
will have seen this!
This is horrible!Copy !req
952. Imagine how many people
will have seen it in a year!Copy !req
953. Well, I'm not going
to stand for this.
No, no.Copy !req
954. I'm going to have a party,
and no one's gonna be invited.Copy !req
955. Hi, Fred.Copy !req
956. Hi, Mrs. Libo.
Is Kevin here?Copy !req
957. Oh! He is! Come on in!Copy !req
958. Kevin! Your friend is here.Copy !req
959. Mom,
I'm in the crapper.Copy !req
960. Kevin!Copy !req
961. I'm sorry.Copy !req
962. Where's the toilet paper?Copy !req
963. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Who invited Figglehorn here?Copy !req
964. I did.
Kevin, be polite.Copy !req
965. It's okay.Copy !req
966. Kevin, I'm having
a party tonight.
That's why I came over.Copy !req
967. See, Kevin?Copy !req
968. Yeah, it's going
to be awesome!Copy !req
969. There's going
to be lots of games
and food and music,Copy !req
970. and we're going to do
a lot of illegal stuff.Copy !req
971. Kids our age can't do it,
but we're gonna do it anyway.Copy !req
972. What?
It's gonna be great!Copy !req
973. That sounds like fun!
All right.Copy !req
974. Okay.Copy !req
975. Here.Copy !req
976. I met your father
at a party.Copy !req
977. Mom. That's disgusting.
Come on.Copy !req
978. What is this?Copy !req
979. Your dis-invitation.
I'm having a party,
and you can't come.Copy !req
980. I'm so...
I'm trying to get it...Copy !req
981. I have to go right now
because there's
a lot of other peopleCopy !req
982. I have to dis-invite
to my party.Copy !req
983. Oh, what a sweet kid.Copy !req
984. Yeah, I'm glad
you're friends.Copy !req
985. I'm not friends with him.Copy !req
986. You should be
because he seems popular.Copy !req
987. Mom, I'm not even
friends with him.Copy !req
988. I would be
because he's popular.Copy !req
989. Mom, I'm not
friends with him!Copy !req
990. Stop touching my hat!Copy !req
991. Oh gosh, right.
Don't touch the hat.Copy !req
992. Just wanted to make sure
you knew you weren't invited.
Bye.Copy !req
993. Oh! Looks like
you got my messageCopy !req
994. that you're not invited
to my party! Sucker!Copy !req
995. And I asked everyone,
and they all specifically
said you weren't cool,Copy !req
996. so here you go.Copy !req
997. One for you and one for you.
Both not invited!Copy !req
998. Hey, guys!Copy !req
999. Just wanted to let
you guys know that
I was having a party,Copy !req
1000. but you're not invited!Copy !req
1001. What's up, moron?Copy !req
1002. Bertha, hi.Copy !req
1003. Hi, Fred, what's up?Copy !req
1004. Not much.Copy !req
1005. No?
Just hanging.Copy !req
1006. Okay. I saw that
video of you online.Copy !req
1007. It's so funny, isn't it?
Everyone saw it.Copy !req
1008. I'm not stupid, I know.
I get it. I'm over it.Copy !req
1009. Anyways, here.
You're not invited
to my party.Copy !req
1010. I never was gonna
invite you anyway.
See you.Copy !req
1011. It's gonna be
fun without you.Copy !req
1012. I didn't think
that video was funny.Copy !req
1013. Are you serious?
I was all...Copy !req
1014. And then Kevin was like
"Oh, let's throw
a piece of pizza at him.Copy !req
1015. "So funny."
But you weren't
laughing, were you? No.Copy !req
1016. No. I wasn't invited
to Judy's party.Copy !req
1017. You weren't?Copy !req
1018. Well, I don't know.
I guess I just assumed.Copy !req
1019. Well, anyways, I'm going
to go get ready for my party.
So, see you.Copy !req
1020. Okay. Have fun.Copy !req
1021. Bertha! Bertha?Copy !req
1022. Um...Copy !req
1023. Would you maybe want to...Copy !req
1024. Like, you could just come
and party maybe,
just for a little bit?Copy !req
1025. You don't have to
stay the whole time,Copy !req
1026. but do you want
to come, maybe?Copy !req
1027. Okay.Copy !req
1028. Really?Copy !req
1029. Yeah. I like partying.
I'm a good partier.Copy !req
1030. Okay! Well, if you come,
bring a lot of clothes.Copy !req
1031. Just bring everything
you got, okay?Copy !req
1032. What... Do I just...
I can just bring anything?
It doesn't matter?Copy !req
1033. A ton. A ton of clothes. Your
mom's, your dad's, everyone's.Copy !req
1034. Do it now.
Do it now, now, now, now!Copy !req
1035. Okay, I'll see you
in a minute. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
1036. Did you get that?
I got it.Copy !req
1037. Hey, Fred!
What's going on here?Copy !req
1038. Nothing.Copy !req
1039. What are you doing
with the camera?Copy !req
1040. We're having a party!Copy !req
1041. Did we talk about
you having a party?Copy !req
1042. No, sorry.Copy !req
1043. How many people
did you invite?Copy !req
1044. A hundred, 150?Copy !req
1045. You got a lot
of friends, Fred.Copy !req
1046. Bye.Copy !req
1047. That's good.
That's real good.Copy !req
1048. Nice one.Copy !req
1049. What time is it?Copy !req
1050. Huh? Uh, I'm almost done.
Hold on.Copy !req
1051. Almost there.Copy !req
1052. Finally!
I'm done with this video.
It's going to be so awesome.Copy !req
1053. Let me tell you.
Everyone at my school is
going to be so jealous.Copy !req
1054. But what if they
think it's fake?
That won't be good.Copy !req
1055. I mean,
they'll think I'm even
a bigger loser. So...Copy !req
1056. You know what?
I'm going to
send it right now.Copy !req
1057. I'm taking the risk.
Here I go.Copy !req
1058. No, no.
Everyone will think
you're a loser, no.Copy !req
1059. I'm doing it!
Why should I even
care what they think?Copy !req
1060. Fred, send it, send it,
send it!Copy !req
1061. No, Fred. Don't send it!Copy !req
1062. Send it! Send it, Fred!Copy !req
1063. What should I do?
What should I do?
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
1064. I don't know what to do.
What should I do?
What should I do?Copy !req
1065. Oh, my gammit!
I sent it!Copy !req
1066. This party is off the hook.Copy !req
1067. I wanted to make
it to Fred's party,Copy !req
1068. but my girl
didn't want to go.Copy !req
1069. I like to party,
she don't like to party.
I like to break it down.Copy !req
1070. I will be at the next one.Copy !req
1071. Oh. It was an epic fail
of me not to go to Fred's.Copy !req
1072. I mean, I wasn't invited,Copy !req
1073. but I'm sure it's
because I wasn't around
when he was inviting people.Copy !req
1074. I've been out sick.Copy !req
1075. A lot.Copy !req
1076. I would totally
go out with Fred,Copy !req
1077. but Judy's, like,
my best friendCopy !req
1078. and I would never
do that to her.Copy !req
1079. I was at Fred's house,
and, like...Copy !req
1080. And we, like,
hurled together.Copy !req
1081. I mean, we crossed hurl.Copy !req
1082. I don't care that I wasn't
invited to Fred's party,
you know. I don't care.Copy !req
1083. I don't care at all.
I don't. I really don't.Copy !req
1084. I don't know why
everyone's asking me that.Copy !req
1085. Who was there?Copy !req
1086. Best party ever, right?Copy !req
1087. Boys, quit staring.Copy !req
1088. Where are my friends?
Where did my friends go?Copy !req
1089. Hey, guys! Guys!Copy !req
1090. Whoo! Hey.
That was some party.Copy !req
1091. Hey, mister. Aren't you
supposed to be in school?Copy !req
1092. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
1093. You sure know how to
throw a little party.Copy !req
1094. Yeah, it was
over yesterday.Copy !req
1095. Yeah? Did your girlfriend,
Judy, show up?Copy !req
1096. Mom. No, she didn't.
She's not my girlfriend,
anyway.Copy !req
1097. Hey, listen. So what?
She's probably just
playing hard to get.Copy !req
1098. There'll be others
knocking your doorstep down.Copy !req
1099. She'll be lucky
to have you as
a boyfriendCopy !req
1100. because you're good-looking,
because you're a Figglehorn.Copy !req
1101. I am a Figglehorn,
Mom. Thanks.Copy !req
1102. Anyway, keep getting
their family's mail.
Who does she think she is?Copy !req
1103. I thought you said
you're going to toss
all the mail, Mom.Copy !req
1104. Yeah, well,
I'm a big talker.Copy !req
1105. What you... Nice house.Copy !req
1106. Yeah, it's Judy's house.Copy !req
1107. Is that the house
where you hurled?Copy !req
1108. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1109. Hey, I know that guy.Copy !req
1110. It's Danny Jennety.Copy !req
1111. Ew!Copy !req
1112. How do you know him?Copy !req
1113. We had a date once.Copy !req
1114. When was that?Copy !req
1115. That was about,
I don't know,
15 years ago?Copy !req
1116. I'm 15.Copy !req
1117. I'm taking a nap.Copy !req
1118. You just got up, Mom.Copy !req
1119. Yeah, well, whatever.
I'm taking a nap.Copy !req
1120. Dad! What are you doing here?Copy !req
1121. Taking a nap.Copy !req
1122. Judy!
Hi, Fred.Copy !req
1123. You're tall.Copy !req
1124. Oh. It's the shoes.Copy !req
1125. You weren't at school today.
I hope you're not sick.Copy !req
1126. I'm not sick.
I'm not sick at all.Copy !req
1127. Were you taking
a nap then?Copy !req
1128. No.Copy !req
1129. Why are you wearing
your pajamas?Copy !req
1130. These aren't pajamas.
They're loungewear.Copy !req
1131. Oh.Copy !req
1132. What do you want?Copy !req
1133. I wanted to see you, Fred.Copy !req
1134. Really?Copy !req
1135. I really wanted
to apologize.Copy !req
1136. I just feel like
I've been really mean,Copy !req
1137. and I should've
invited you to my party.Copy !req
1138. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
1139. Don't worry.
I'm totally over it.Copy !req
1140. I totally deserved
to be barfed all over.Copy !req
1141. Want me to do it again?Copy !req
1142. Gross.Copy !req
1143. Apology accepted.Copy !req
1144. Thank you.Copy !req
1145. So, can I come in?Copy !req
1146. Like, into my house?Copy !req
1147. I just thought
we could hang out.Copy !req
1148. And do what?Copy !req
1149. I don't know.Copy !req
1150. Um...Copy !req
1151. I thought we could
sing together.Copy !req
1152. Sing? Me and you,
like, together? Singing?Copy !req
1153. Just hold on
one second, okay?Copy !req
1154. Sure.Copy !req
1155. Oh, yeah, dude. Rock on!Copy !req
1156. Won't you come in?Copy !req
1157. Thank you.Copy !req