1. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENTCopy !req
2. FRED!Copy !req
3. FRED!Copy !req
4. MORNING, MOM.Copy !req
5. ARE YOU SINGING?Copy !req
6. NO! SINGING? MOM!Copy !req
7. THAT'S CRAZY TALK!Copy !req
8. 'CAUSE YOU KNOW
HOW I FEEL ABOUT OPENING
MUSICAL NUMBERS.Copy !req
9. YOU DON'T NEED SOME
FLASHY SONG AND DANCECopy !req
10. TO GET PEOPLE
TO LIKE YOU, FRED.Copy !req
11. YOU'RE BETTER THAN THAT.Copy !req
12. I KNOW, MOM.Copy !req
13. BE GONE, CURSED BEAST!Copy !req
14. GO BACK TO WHATEVER
CRUEL MEATLOAF WORLD
YOU CAME FROM!Copy !req
15. DIE! DIE!
DIIIIIIIIIEE!Copy !req
16. SORRY.Copy !req
17. ALL RIGHT, EVERYONE.Copy !req
18. THIS IS THE BIG FINISH!Copy !req
19. SO LET'S REALLY MAKE IT COUNT!Copy !req
20. SORRY, UM, I JUST
REALLY LIKE TODAY, SO...Copy !req
21. KEVIN!Copy !req
22. YOU'RE SUCH A DORK,
DAZZLE FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
23. OH, NICE SHOT, KEVIN.Copy !req
24. YOUR ACCURACY
HAS REALLY IMPROVED.Copy !req
25. OK, CLASS, BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
26. YEAH, I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
27. I'LL PROBABLY SPEND MY SUMMER
JUST LISTENING TO MUSIC,Copy !req
28. CATCH UP ON SOME MOVIES,
RELAX, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
29. YEAH, THAT'S COOL.Copy !req
30. OW! BERTHA,
WHAT WAS THAT FOR?Copy !req
31. FRED, YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT THAT STUPID SUMMER
CAMP AGAIN, AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
32. I WAS THINKING ABOUT
CAMP SUPERIOR,Copy !req
33. BUT, I MEAN,
IT'S PRETTY MUCHCopy !req
34. THE BEST SUMMER CAMP
IN THE ENTIRE GALAXY.Copy !req
35. SEE?Copy !req
36. WELL, CAMP'S JUST
REALLY NOT MY THING.Copy !req
37. I'M ALLERGIC TO KUMBAYA.Copy !req
38. BUT, BERTHA, IT'S GOT WATER
SLIDES, TWO WAFFLE BARS—Copy !req
39. TRADITIONAL
AND BELGIUM, JET SKIS,Copy !req
40. A STABLE OF CLYDESDALE
HORSES, MONKEY BUTLERS.Copy !req
41. MONKEY BUTLERS?Copy !req
42. OK, SO, SO, THAT'S NOT
IN HERE, BUT, I MEAN,Copy !req
43. I'M PRETTY SURE
THEY HAVE IT, RIGHT?Copy !req
44. UH, WELL, THINGS AREN'T GOING
TO BE THE SAME AROUND HERECopy !req
45. WITHOUT YOU, FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
46. FRED, YOU'RE THINKING
ABOUT THAT STUPID SUMMER CAMP.Copy !req
47. NO, I WASN'T THAT TIME.Copy !req
48. I WAS THINKING ABOUT
HOW COOL IT WOULD BE
TO HAVE A MONKEY BUTLER.Copy !req
49. SO WHAT WERE
YOU SAYING, BERTHA?Copy !req
50. I'LL NEED THIS, THIS, AND
I'LL DEFINITELY NEED THIS.Copy !req
51. HA HA.Copy !req
52. THIS IS SO INCREDIBLE!Copy !req
53. DO YOU BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY
GOING TO CAMP SUPERIOR?Copy !req
54. DID YOU KNOW IT WAS NAMED
THE TOP SUMMER CAMPCopy !req
55. IN THE ENTIRE COUNTRY
BY "SUMMER CAMP MAGAZINE"?Copy !req
56. AND DONE.Copy !req
57. ALL RIGHT, NOW THAT
I PACKED THE ESSENTIALS,Copy !req
58. I SHOULD PROBABLY PUT
SOME CLOTHES IN THERE, TOO.Copy !req
59. PERFECT.Copy !req
60. GO DOWN!Copy !req
61. OH!Copy !req
62. OOH!Copy !req
63. WHEW!Copy !req
64. OH, I'M REALLY
GOING TO MISS
YOU, FREDDIE.Copy !req
65. SO ON AND SO FORTH.Copy !req
66. THANKS, MOM.
I'LL MISS YOU, TOO.Copy !req
67. ARE YOU ALL PACKED UP
AND READY TO GOCopy !req
68. BECAUSE THAT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE BUSCopy !req
69. IS GOING TO BE
HERE ANY MINUTE.Copy !req
70. WHAT BUS SHOULD BE PULLING UP?Copy !req
71. THE CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE BUS.Copy !req
72. NO, MOM, IT'S
CALLED CAMP SUPERIOR,Copy !req
73. NOT IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
74. WHO WOULD NAME
THEIR CAMP THAT?Copy !req
75. IT'S THE
STUPIDEST NAME EVER.Copy !req
76. I LOOKED IN THAT CAMP
SUPERIOR PLACE.Copy !req
77. IT WAS WAY
TOO EXPENSIVE.Copy !req
78. SO I SIGNED YOU UP FOR
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
79. I MEAN, WHAT'S
THE DIFFERENCE?Copy !req
80. CAMP IS CAMP, RIGHT?Copy !req
81. FRED, ARE YOU OK?Copy !req
82. UH!
CLEAR!Copy !req
83. UH! UH!Copy !req
84. UH! AH!Copy !req
85. DAMN IT!
WE LOST HIM.Copy !req
86. SEE WHAT
HAPPENS, MOTHER?Copy !req
87. SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU SEND
ME TO THE WRONG SUMMER CAMP?Copy !req
88. NOW I'M A GHOST.Copy !req
89. UH! UH!Copy !req
90. THIS IS SO UNFAIR!Copy !req
91. THIS IS GOING TO BE
THE WORST SUMMER EVER!Copy !req
92. THIS IS HORRIBLE!Copy !req
93. OH, COME ON, FRED,
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.Copy !req
94. I'M SURE IT
WON'T BE THAT BAD.Copy !req
95. IT'S CALLED CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE, MOM.Copy !req
96. HOW GOOD COULD
IT POSSIBLY BE?Copy !req
97. FRED, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT SWEETBREADS ARE?Copy !req
98. NO, BUT THEY
SOUND DELICIOUS.Copy !req
99. SWEETBREADS ARE STOMACH
AND PANCREAS MEAT.Copy !req
100. OOH! GROSS!Copy !req
101. AND THAT IS JUST MY POINT.Copy !req
102. YOU CAN'T ALWAYS JUDGE
SOMETHING BY ITS NAME.Copy !req
103. OR MAYBE I'M WRONG.Copy !req
104. FRED, YOU CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
105. YOU CAN HANDLE ANY CURVEBALLCopy !req
106. LIFE THROWS YOU BECAUSE
YOU ARE FRED FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
107. GET IT?Copy !req
108. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
109. I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
110. I MEAN, I'M NOT GOING TO
LET SOME STUPID SUMMER
CAMP BRING ME DOWN.Copy !req
111. WHOO!Copy !req
112. BECAUSE I'M FRED
FIGGLEHORN, DAMN IT!Copy !req
113. SORRY I'M LATE. TOOK
A COUPLE OF WRONG TURNS.Copy !req
114. ALMOST ENDED UP DRIVING THIS
BUS OF KIDS INTO A RAVINE.Copy !req
115. BUT THEY'RE TROOPERS.Copy !req
116. THAT WAS NOT GOOD.
NOT GOOD AT ALL. ANYHOO...Copy !req
117. I'M LOOKING FOR
A TED TWINKLECORN.Copy !req
118. THAT'S FRED FIGGLEHORN
TO YOU, MISTER.Copy !req
119. AND HE'S RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
120. FRED?Copy !req
121. FREEEED!Copy !req
122. I DON'T WANT TO GO!Copy !req
123. NO! NO!Copy !req
124. NO, MOM!
I CHANGED MY MIND!Copy !req
125. NO! NO! NOOO!Copy !req
126. YOU CAN DO THIS, FRED!Copy !req
127. OHH! MOM!Copy !req
128. I BELIEVE IN YOU!Copy !req
129. NO!Copy !req
130. DON'T FORGET TO WRITE!Copy !req
131. HEY, GUYS,
I'M FRED FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
132. I'M JUST GOING TO
APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCECopy !req
133. FOR WHAT
I'M ABOUT TO DO.Copy !req
134. HEY, WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
135. HOWDY, CAMPERS.Copy !req
136. MY NAME IS FLOYD SPUNKMEYER,Copy !req
137. AND I'M THE DIRECTOR
OF CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
138. FEEL FREE TO CALL ME FLOYDCopy !req
139. OR BIG FLOYD
OR DR. SPUNKENSTEIN.Copy !req
140. YOU CAN CALL ME
ANYTHING YOU WANT,Copy !req
141. JUST DON'T CALL ME
LATE FOR S'MORES.Copy !req
142. SERIOUSLY, WE DON'T
HAVE S'MORES HERECopy !req
143. BECAUSE I AM DEATHLY
ALLERGIC TO MARSHMALLOW.Copy !req
144. ALSO, IRONICALLY, HOT DOGS,Copy !req
145. BUT WHO EATS HOT DOGS
AT A SUMMER CAMP?Copy !req
146. AM I RIGHT?Copy !req
147. THAT DUDE KNOWS
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
148. DID YOU KNOW THAT
IWANNAPEEPEE IS ACTUALLYCopy !req
149. AN OLD CHEROKEE INDIAN TERMCopy !req
150. THAT MEANS BLESSED
RAY OF SUNSHINE?Copy !req
151. SO LET ME THE FIRST
TO GIVE YOU THE OFFICIAL
CAMP GREETING.Copy !req
152. IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU.Copy !req
153. IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU.Copy !req
154. IWANNAPEEPEE ON ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
155. QUESTION?Copy !req
156. I WAS JUST WONDERING IF YOU
HAVE ANY WATER SLIDES HERE?Copy !req
157. NO. WE DON'T
HAVE ANY WATER SLIDES.Copy !req
158. NO WATER SLIDES.
ANYBODY ELSE?Copy !req
159. OK.Copy !req
160. DO YOU HAVE ANY
CLYDESDALE HORSES?Copy !req
161. WE DON'T HAVE CLYDESDALES,
BUT WE DO HAVE A HORSE.Copy !req
162. HIS NAME IS FRANCIS AND
HE ONLY HAS THREE LEGS.Copy !req
163. BUT WE LOVE HIM
AS THOUGH HE HAD FIVE.Copy !req
164. DO YOU HAVE MONKEY BUTLERS?Copy !req
165. WHAT?Copy !req
166. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.Copy !req
167. YOU'VE BEEN
ON A LONG BUS TRIP.Copy !req
168. LET'S GET SOME GRUBCopy !req
169. AND THEN FIGURE OUT
SOME BUNK ASSIGNMENTS. OK?Copy !req
170. COME ON!
WE'RE AT CAMP!Copy !req
171. YOU'RE THE COOK, TOO?Copy !req
172. YOU'RE DANG TOOTIN'.Copy !req
173. I'M ALSO THE COUNSELOR,
TRAIL GUIDE, LIFEGUARD,Copy !req
174. AND ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS
I TEACH YOUR NEEDLEPOINT CLASS.Copy !req
175. SEE, IT'S A NEEDLEPOINT
OF ME NEEDLE POINTING.Copy !req
176. NICE.Copy !req
177. YEAH, IT'S PRETTY GREAT.Copy !req
178. I'M KIND OF AWESOME
AT EVERYTHING I DO.Copy !req
179. UH... GROSS!
WHAT IS THIS STUFF?Copy !req
180. GOOD, OLD-FASHIONED
AMERICAN GRUEL.Copy !req
181. AHH.Copy !req
182. OH! UH, TRUST ME,Copy !req
183. YOU DON'T WANT
TO DRINK THAT.
WHY?Copy !req
184. LET'S JUST SAY IT'S CALLED
BUG JUICE FOR A REASON.Copy !req
185. OK.Copy !req
186. NAME'S WILLIAM.Copy !req
187. BUT EVERYONE AROUND HERE
JUST CALLS ME MAGOO.Copy !req
188. HEY, I'M FRED.Copy !req
189. NICE TO MEET YOU, FRED.Copy !req
190. WELCOME TO CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE,Copy !req
191. WE'RE
A SUMMER CAMP HONOR.Copy !req
192. YOU CAN SIT WITH US.Copy !req
193. HEY, GUYS. THIS IS FRED.Copy !req
194. HE'S NEW TO CAMP,
SO GO EASY ON HIM, OK?Copy !req
195. HELLO.Copy !req
196. OH, THAT'S CHATTER.
DON'T MIND HIM.Copy !req
197. HE NEVER TALKS.Copy !req
198. THAT ONE OVER
THERE IS SPOON.Copy !req
199. SHE'S ALWAYS EATING
AND I MEAN ALWAYS.Copy !req
200. HOLA.Copy !req
201. LAST BUT NOT LEAST,
THERE'S DIG.Copy !req
202. WHAT'S UP?
WHY DO THEY CALL
YOU DIG?Copy !req
203. BECAUSE I DIG HOLES.Copy !req
204. I GUESS THAT
MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
205. I'M NOT SURE IF YOU
PICKED A BUNKHOUSE YET,Copy !req
206. BUT IF NOT,
YOU CAN BUNK WITH US.Copy !req
207. WE'RE IN CABIN 13
AND WE HAVE—Copy !req
208. SHH. HERE SHE COMES. QUIET.Copy !req
209. HERE WHO COMES?Copy !req
210. OKSANA.Copy !req
211. OHH!Copy !req
212. HELLO, KIDS.Copy !req
213. WHO IS SHE?Copy !req
214. THE CAMP NURSE.Copy !req
215. AND SHE'S TERRIBLE AT IT,
BUT NOBODY SEEMS TO MIND.Copy !req
216. SHE GETS HOTTER
EVERY YEAR.Copy !req
217. WAIT, EVERY YEAR?Copy !req
218. YOU GUYS HAVE
BEEN HERE BEFORE?Copy !req
219. YEAH, IT'S MINE
AND CHATTER'S THIRD YEAR.Copy !req
220. BUT DIG AND SPOON
HAVE BEEN HERE FOR FOUR.Copy !req
221. FOUR YEARS AT THIS DUMP?Copy !req
222. HOW CAN YOU STAND IT?
THIS PLACE IS HORRIBLE.Copy !req
223. IT'S NOT THAT BAD.Copy !req
224. IT'S NOT PERFECT.Copy !req
225. IT STARTS TO KIND OF GROW
ON YOU AFTER A WHILE.Copy !req
226. YEAH, I'M SURE IT DOES.Copy !req
227. IT GROWS ON
YOU LIKE A BAD FUNGUS.Copy !req
228. HA HA HA! BOOM.Copy !req
229. IF YOU LIKE THAT, YOU SHOULD
HEAR HIM FART THE ALPHABET.Copy !req
230. WOW, HIS MOTHER
MUST BE SO PROUD.Copy !req
231. WHO DO YOU THINK
TAUGHT HIM?Copy !req
232. EW!Copy !req
233. I SEE YOU'RE ADMIRING
THE NEW TROPHY CASE
I JUST HAD INSTALLED.Copy !req
234. MR. SPUNKMEYER, WHAT
HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE?Copy !req
235. OH, IT'S JUST
A MOSQUITO BITE.Copy !req
236. YOU SHOULD SEE WHEN
I GET A BEE STING.Copy !req
237. MY HEAD SWELLS UP
LIKE A PINATA.Copy !req
238. OKSANA HAS TO SUCK
OUT THE EXCESS PUS
WITH A TURKEY BASTER.Copy !req
239. GROSS!Copy !req
240. YEAH, MAN.
IT REALLY IS.Copy !req
241. WHEW.Copy !req
242. SO WHERE ARE ALL
YOUR TROPHIES ANYWAY?Copy !req
243. ARE THEY BEING CLEANED
OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
244. YEAH, WE DON'T—
WE DON'T HAVE ANY TROPHIES.Copy !req
245. YOU SEE, FRED, EVERY SUMMER WE
COMPETE AGAINST CAMP SUPERIORCopy !req
246. IN A GRUELING 3-DAY COMPETITION
CALLED THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.Copy !req
247. AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT?Copy !req
248. EVERY YEAR CAMP SUPERIOR
HAS TAKEN HOME THE TROPHY.Copy !req
249. HOW LONG HAVE THESE
GAMES BEEN GOING ON?Copy !req
250. 69 YEARS.Copy !req
251. 69 YEARS?Copy !req
252. FOUR GENERATIONS
OF SPUNKMEYERSCopy !req
253. HAVE TRIED TO BRING HOME
THAT TROPHY WITH NO LUCK.Copy !req
254. BUT MY GRANDFATHER HAD
A PROPHECY THAT ONE DAYCopy !req
255. A VERY SPECIAL BOY
WOULD COME TO THIS CAMP
AND LEAD US TO VICTORY.Copy !req
256. AND, FRED, I BELIEVE
WITH ALL MY HEARTCopy !req
257. THAT THAT SPECIAL
YOUNG BOY IS YOU.Copy !req
258. ME?Copy !req
259. REALLY? WOW!Copy !req
260. NO, NOT YOU.
I SAID HUGH.Copy !req
261. AS IN HUGH THOMPSON
OVER THERE.Copy !req
262. LOOK AT HIM.
HE'S AMAZING!Copy !req
263. I HAD THIS T-SHIRT PRINTED
UP TO SHOW MY SUPPORT.Copy !req
264. HUGH CAN DO IT!Copy !req
265. YOU GOT IT, FLOYD!Copy !req
266. I'M COUNTING ON YOU, BUDDY.Copy !req
267. WHERE THE HECK IS CABIN 13?Copy !req
268. HELLO? IS SOMEBODY THERE?Copy !req
269. COME HERE, BOY.Copy !req
270. I GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
271. IT'S A MAP
OF THE CAMPGROUNDS.Copy !req
272. UH!Copy !req
273. OHH! HYAH! HYAH! OH!Copy !req
274. HYAH! HYAH!
HYAH! HYAH! WHOA!Copy !req
275. WHOA THERE, FRED.
WHERE'S THE FIRE?Copy !req
276. SERIOUSLY,
THE CAMP'S NOT
ON FIRE AGAIN, IS IT?Copy !req
277. PLEASE, MURRAY,
YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.Copy !req
278. THERE'S SOME CRAZY
OLD GUY TRYING TO GET ME.Copy !req
279. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.Copy !req
280. THAT'S JUST SCARY GARY,
THE MAINTENANCE MAN.Copy !req
281. HE'S HARMLESS...
PRETTY MUCH.Copy !req
282. SCARY GARY?
IF HE'S SO HARMLESS,Copy !req
283. THEN MAYBE HE SHOULD
HAVE A LESS MENACING NAME,Copy !req
284. LIKE SCARY BARRY
OR SCARY LARRY OR... JOEY.Copy !req
285. ANYWAY, DO YOU KNOW HOW TO—Copy !req
286. WAY AHEAD OF YOU, BUDDY.Copy !req
287. AND THE ANSWER TO YOUR
FIRST QUESTION IS YES!Copy !req
288. I AM DATING OKSANA,
THE FOXY NURSE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
289. GOOD FOR YOU, MURRAY.Copy !req
290. AND WHEN I SAY DATING,Copy !req
291. I MEAN
I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
TALKED TO HER YET.Copy !req
292. WOW, AND PEOPLE
SAY I'M DELUSIONAL.Copy !req
293. WHAT'S THAT?
NOTHING.Copy !req
294. UM, DO YOU KNOW HOW
TO GET TO CABIN 13?Copy !req
295. IT'S RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
296. LOOKS NICE.Copy !req
297. YEAH, SEE THE PEOPLE?Copy !req
298. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
299. BEST BUNK IN THE CABIN.Copy !req
300. AAH!Copy !req
301. I WAS WRONG.Copy !req
302. UHH!Copy !req
303. YEAH, DEFINITELY THIS ONE.Copy !req
304. SO, MURRAY, WHERE'S THE
BATHROOM IN THIS PLACE?Copy !req
305. HERE SHE IS.Copy !req
306. WORD OF ADVICE...Copy !req
307. IF YOU HAVE TO USE IT
AT NIGHT, BRING A BUDDY.Copy !req
308. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO
ONE OF THE CAMPERS HAD
A LITTLE ACCIDENT.Copy !req
309. AND BY ACCIDENT,
I MEAN, HE FELL IN.Copy !req
310. OOH.Copy !req
311. BY ONE OF THE CAMPERS,
I MEAN, IT WAS ME.Copy !req
312. WORST FIVE HOURS OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
313. EXCUSE ME FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
314. OHH, I HATE
THIS PLACE SO MUCH!Copy !req
315. I HATE IT MORE
THAN GYM CLASS!Copy !req
316. I HATE IT MORE THAN EATING
BRUSSELS SPROUTS!Copy !req
317. I HATE IT MORE
THAN EATING BRUSSELS
SPROUTS IN GYM CLASS!Copy !req
318. WHICH I HAD TO DO ONCE FOR
REASONS THAT I'M NOT GOING
TO GET INTO RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
319. MARK MY WORDS, I WILL ESCAPE
FROM THIS DEMENTED PLACE!Copy !req
320. I DON'T CARE IF I HAVE TO
TUNNEL MY WAY OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
321. WOW, I SOUNDED
PRETTY COOL THERE, DIDN'T I?Copy !req
322. YEAH, I CAN BE A PRETTY
BAD DUDE WHEN I WANNA BE.Copy !req
323. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
324. TIME TO TUNNEL
MY WAY OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
325. OHH!Copy !req
326. ALL RIGHT,
YOU DID IT, FRED!Copy !req
327. OH, NUTS.Copy !req
328. MURRAY?Copy !req
329. TRYING TO LEAVE
SO SOON, FRED.Copy !req
330. WHAT? NO!Copy !req
331. I WAS JUST GOING
FOR A MIDNIGHT JOG.Copy !req
332. YOU KNOW WHAT WE DO TO KIDSCopy !req
333. WHO TRY TO ESCAPE
FROM CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE?Copy !req
334. TELL THEM NOT
TO DO IT AGAIN,Copy !req
335. FOLLOWED BY
SOME LIGHT TICKLING?Copy !req
336. GET IT WHILE IT'S HOT, KIDS.Copy !req
337. TODAY'S GRUEL HAS
A VERY SPECIAL INGREDIENT.Copy !req
338. OOH, GROSS.Copy !req
339. MURRAY, DID YOU CUT UP FRED
AND PUT HIM IN THE GRUEL?Copy !req
340. OHH!Copy !req
341. OH, MOM, I HAD THE
MOST HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
342. I DREAMT YOU SENT ME TO
THE WORST SUMMER CAMP EVERCopy !req
343. AND ALSO I HAD THIS WEIRD
SPED -P CHIPMUNK VOICECopy !req
344. THAT GOT REALLY
ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE.Copy !req
345. RELAX, FRED, YOU'RE
AT HOME NOW.Copy !req
346. IT WAS
ALL A BAD DREAM.Copy !req
347. NO, IT'S GARY! NO!Copy !req
348. YOU ARE NOT MY MOM!Copy !req
349. SO... HOW DID EVERYONE SLEEP?Copy !req
350. HOWDY, KIDS.Copy !req
351. AND WELCOME TO
THE SOOTHING SOUNDSCopy !req
352. OF FLOYD RADIO, WHETHER
YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.Copy !req
353. FIRST, LET'S START OFF THE
DAY WITH SOME ANNOUNCEMENTS.Copy !req
354. IT'S ANOTHER BEAUTIFUL DAY
HERE AT CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
355. THE BIRDS ARE SHINING
AND THE SUN IS CHIRPING.Copy !req
356. IT'S ALSO THE PERFECT DAYCopy !req
357. TO TAKE A NICE MORNING
SWIM IN THE LAKE.Copy !req
358. OF COURSE, IF YOU'RE
THINKING ABOUT GOING FOR A
SWIM THIS MORNING, DON'T.Copy !req
359. HUH?Copy !req
360. WE'RE STILL CLEANING UP
FROM THAT CHEMICAL SPILL.Copy !req
361. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
362. YES, SERIOUSLY, LAWRENCE.Copy !req
363. THAT LAKE IS
NO PLACE FOR CHILDREN.Copy !req
364. YOU THINK?Copy !req
365. THIS PLACE IS A NIGHTMARE.Copy !req
366. THE FOOD IS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
367. I'M GOING TO HAVE
TO HOLD MY YOU-KNOW-WHAT
FOR SIX WHOLE WEEKS.Copy !req
368. MAN, I CAN REALLY USECopy !req
369. ONE OF MY
DAD'S INSPIRATIONAL
SPEECHES RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
370. DAD?Copy !req
371. HEY, THERE YOU ARE.Copy !req
372. AH! YOU HAVE NO IDEA
HOW MANY REFRIGERATORSCopy !req
373. I HAD TO GO
THROUGH TO GET YOU.Copy !req
374. LIKE, THREE AT LEAST.Copy !req
375. WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU FOUND ME, DAD.Copy !req
376. I CAN REALLY USE
SOME CHEERING UP.Copy !req
377. THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR, SON.Copy !req
378. LIFE THROWS YOU A PROBLEM,Copy !req
379. YOU JUST GOT TO PUT IT
IN A HEADLOCK AND HOLD ON.Copy !req
380. TAKE THAT PROBLEM
AND YOU JUST GOT TO...Copy !req
381. AAH!Copy !req
382. BODY SLAM THAT
PROBLEM IN THE TEETH.Copy !req
383. OHH.Copy !req
384. YOU SEE, FRED,
IT'S LIKE THIS—Copy !req
385. THE KEY TO
YOUR PROBLEM IS...Copy !req
386. YOU JUST GOT TO...Copy !req
387. AAH!Copy !req
388. THIS PLACE
IS GROSS, FRED.Copy !req
389. I CAN GET THROUGH
IT, RIGHT?Copy !req
390. YOU GOT PROBLEMS WITH A GIRL,
I'M THERE FOR YOU, SON.Copy !req
391. IF YOU THINK YOUR
MUSIC TEACHER IS A VAMPIRE,Copy !req
392. I GOT NO PROBLEM
BODY SLAMMING HIM.Copy !req
393. BUT THIS PLACE?Copy !req
394. YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN.Copy !req
395. YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING
TO GIVE YOU ANY ADVICE?Copy !req
396. ACTUALLY, I AM.Copy !req
397. BE COOL, STAY IN SCHOOL.Copy !req
398. KNOWING IS HALF
THE BATTLE. GOT MILK?Copy !req
399. THAT'S THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT?Copy !req
400. YEAH. UH...Copy !req
401. GOOD LUCK, BECAUSE IN THIS PLACE
YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT.Copy !req
402. YOU CAN'T SEE ME.Copy !req
403. THANKS A LOT, DAD.Copy !req
404. YOU'VE BEEN
A GREAT HELP.Copy !req
405. AND IN CASE
YOU CAN'T TELL, I'M
BEING SARCASTIC.Copy !req
406. OOH, WHAT AM
I GOING TO DO?Copy !req
407. MY DAD CAN'T EVEN HELP ME.Copy !req
408. BERTHA'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
409. AND MY POOR MOM...Copy !req
410. OH, I DIDN'T
EVEN THINK ABOUT HER.Copy !req
411. SHE'S PROBABLY
WORRIED SICK ABOUT ME.Copy !req
412. ARE YOU EVER
GOING TO PAY FOR
YOUR PIZZA, MA'AM?Copy !req
413. BECAUSE I REALLY
SHOULD GET BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
414. OH, JUST GIVE
ME FIVE MORE MINUTES, RANDY,Copy !req
415. AND THEN WE'LL SEE.Copy !req
416. OH, RANDY, RANDY.Copy !req
417. HEY, GUYS, I THINK
SOMEONE SAW US LAST NIGHT.Copy !req
418. WE HAVE REALLY GOT
TO BE MORE CAREFUL. OK?Copy !req
419. GOD, IF SOMEONE
SAW US AND FOUND OUTCopy !req
420. ABOUT THE RAT HOLE,
WE WOULD BE SO BUSTED.Copy !req
421. I KNOW.Copy !req
422. WHY?Copy !req
423. IT SOUNDS LIKE CRYING.Copy !req
424. OR A LITTLE GIRL
LAUGHING.Copy !req
425. FRED?Copy !req
426. IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
427. OH, OH,
YEAH, ONE SECOND.Copy !req
428. GIVE ME ONE SECOND.Copy !req
429. OOH!Copy !req
430. HEY, GUYS.Copy !req
431. HEY, WERE YOU JUST CRYING?Copy !req
432. NO. NO, WHY
WOULD I BE CRYING?Copy !req
433. I WASN'T CRYING.Copy !req
434. I HATE CRYING.Copy !req
435. ANYWAYS, WHAT
WERE YOU GUYS DOING?Copy !req
436. I HEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT
A RAT HOLE OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
437. RAT HOLE? NO.Copy !req
438. WE DON'T EVEN
KNOW WHAT THAT IS.Copy !req
439. I HATE RATS.Copy !req
440. YEAH.Copy !req
441. OK.Copy !req
442. YEAH. IT IS OK.Copy !req
443. GOOD.Copy !req
444. SO GOOD.Copy !req
445. SO... SEE YOU AROUND?Copy !req
446. PEACE OUT.Copy !req
447. OH, AND BE CAREFUL.Copy !req
448. NOT SURE IF YOU SAW IT,Copy !req
449. BUT THAT'S
POISON IVY RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
450. POISON IVY?Copy !req
451. YEAH. YOU DIDN'T
TOUCH IT, DID YOU?Copy !req
452. I THINK I KNOW WHAT
POISON IVY LOOKS LIKE.Copy !req
453. I'M NOT AN IDIOT.Copy !req
454. OH, THE PAIN!Copy !req
455. THE PAIN!Copy !req
456. WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN
SOMETHING CALLEDCopy !req
457. POISON IVY
WOULD HURT THIS MUCH?Copy !req
458. TAKE THIS, NO?Copy !req
459. BUT THIS IS TOOTHPASTE.Copy !req
460. THIS WON'T HELP
MY RASH AT ALL.Copy !req
461. I NEED SOMETHING
LIKE ALOE.Copy !req
462. HELLO?Copy !req
463. ALOE, NOT HELLO. ALOE!Copy !req
464. HELLO! WE MET MANY TIMES.Copy !req
465. YOU USE PASTE FOR TOOTH, OK?Copy !req
466. OK, OKSANA, THANKS.Copy !req
467. ALRIGHTEE. I GOT ANOTHER
SICK ONE FOR YOU, OKSANA.Copy !req
468. THIS KID SAYS
IT FEELS LIKE HIS BRAIN HAS
TURNED INTO SWISS CHEESE.Copy !req
469. YUM!Copy !req
470. ALL RIGHT. COME ON.Copy !req
471. YOU KNOW, I THINK THERE'S
SOMETHING GOING AROUND CAMP.Copy !req
472. SOMETHING REALLY BAD.Copy !req
473. WHAT?Copy !req
474. SUDDENLY,
THE WOMAN SCREAMED.Copy !req
475. AND SHE LOOKED DOWN
AND IN HER HANDCopy !req
476. WERE ALL THAT REMAINED
OF HER CRUMPLED RECEIPT.Copy !req
477. THE STORE HAD OVERCHARGED
HER FOR THE PLUNGER.Copy !req
478. AH!
OHH!Copy !req
479. JEEZ. EVEN THE SCARY
STORIES HERE ARE HORRIBLE.Copy !req
480. SO IT'S A SCARY STORY
WE'RE LOOKING FOR?Copy !req
481. I GOT ONE THAT WILL
SCARE THE PANTS OFF YOU.Copy !req
482. IT HAPPENED
25 YEARS AGO, TONIGHT,Copy !req
483. IN THESE VERY WOODS.Copy !req
484. OHH! ACCORDING TO THIS MAP,Copy !req
485. THE CAMP
SHOULD BE RIGHT HERE!Copy !req
486. THIS IS HOPELESS.Copy !req
487. WHATEVER WILL I DO?Copy !req
488. HELLO?Copy !req
489. ANSWER ME AT ONCE,
STRANGE FELLOW!Copy !req
490. THAT CREATURE
IN THE WOODSCopy !req
491. WAS THE MOST HORRIBLE
THING KNOWN TO MANKIND—Copy !req
492. THE CROCOBEARIMOOSE.Copy !req
493. WAIT, THE WHAT?Copy !req
494. THE CROCOBEARIMOOSE.Copy !req
495. HE HAD THE HEAD
OF A CROCODILE,Copy !req
496. THE BODY OF A BEAR,
AND ANTLERS OF A MOOSE.Copy !req
497. HE WAS ACTUALLY A VERY
FEROCIOUS CREATURE.Copy !req
498. OK, BUT CROCOBEARIMOOSE?Copy !req
499. THAT HAS TO BE
THE STUPIDEST NAMECopy !req
500. I'VE EVER HEARD
IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
501. IT'S NOT SCARY AT ALL.Copy !req
502. HE'S STANDING RIGHT
BEHIND ME, ISN'T HE?Copy !req
503. HI.Copy !req
504. YOU CROCKY!
WHAT DID YOU LAST EAT?Copy !req
505. YOUR BREATH REEKS, OK?Copy !req
506. THERE, THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
507. OH, WHERE'S MY HEAD?
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
508. WHERE AM I GOING?
WHERE AM I?Copy !req
509. UH! THAT HURT.Copy !req
510. WHERE'S MY HEAD?
OH, WHERE'S MY HEAD?Copy !req
511. SOME PEOPLE SAY IF
YOU LISTEN REALLY CLOSELYCopy !req
512. LATE AT NIGHT, YOU CAN STILL
FAINTLY HEAR THE SOUNDSCopy !req
513. OF OLD CROCOBEARIMOOSE
STILL CHOWING DOWNCopy !req
514. ON THAT LITTLE BOY'S HEAD.Copy !req
515. CROCOBEARIMOOSE!
THERE'S NO SUCH THING!Copy !req
516. RIGHT?Copy !req
517. HE'S RIGHT BEHIND
ME, ISN'T HE?Copy !req
518. AAH!
OH!Copy !req
519. AAH! AAH! AAH!
OH! OH!Copy !req
520. HEY, NO, NO!Copy !req
521. DON'T SWING!Copy !req
522. IT'S MURRAY
IN A COSTUME!Copy !req
523. IT'S MURRAY
IN A COSTUME!Copy !req
524. AAH!
OW!Copy !req
525. OH! AAH!Copy !req
526. OH, MAN! MURRAY!Copy !req
527. I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE
CROCOBEARIMOOSE, I'M SO SORRY!Copy !req
528. HONEST MISTAKE,
FRED, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
529. THIS STUFF HAPPENS
TO ME A LOT.Copy !req
530. AGAIN, MURRAY,
I'M REALLY SORRYCopy !req
531. FOR BEATING YOU
SENSELESS WITH A LOG.Copy !req
532. OH, NOT
A PROBLEM THERE, FRED.Copy !req
533. I'M SURE I'LL
START TO FEEL MY LEGS
AGAIN REAL SOON.Copy !req
534. OK.Copy !req
535. OOH!Copy !req
536. THERE'S SOMETHING
REALLY FISHYCopy !req
537. GOING ON AROUND THIS CAMP
AND I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT!Copy !req
538. DEAR MOM... I HATE IT HERE
AT CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
539. I HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT,
HATE IT, HATE IT, HATE IT!Copy !req
540. HATE IT.Copy !req
541. THESE LAST 2 WEEKS HAVE
BEEN THE WORST OF MY LIFE.Copy !req
542. EVERY DAY I'VE TRIED DESPERATELY
TO ESCAPE THIS CURSED PLACE.Copy !req
543. BUT I'VE MET WITH
FAILURE AT EVERY TURN.Copy !req
544. MEANWHILE,
THE OTHER CAMPERS CONTINUE
TO ACT STRANGE AROUND ME.Copy !req
545. I KEEP THEM WHISPER
ABOUT SOME PLACE
CALLED THE RAT HOLE.Copy !req
546. AND EVERY DAY MORE AND MORECopy !req
547. KIDS ARE GETTING SICK FROM
SOME MYSTERIOUS ILLNESS.Copy !req
548. BRUSH TWICE A DAY, OK?Copy !req
549. I'VE EVEN WITNESSED
THE STAFF PUTTING WEIRD
BLUE PILLS IN THE FOOD.Copy !req
550. NOW ARE YOU SURE
THE KIDS WON'T BE
ABLE TO TASTE THIS?Copy !req
551. OH, I'M POSITIVE.Copy !req
552. THESE ARE COMPLETELY
ODORLESS AND TASTELESS.Copy !req
553. GOOD.Copy !req
554. HERE, WHY DON'T
YOU TRY IT OUT?Copy !req
555. I STUMBLED ACROSS SOMETHING
VERY DANGEROUS AND—OH!Copy !req
556. DAMN IT! THAT HURTS!Copy !req
557. A STUPID MOUSETRAP?
LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME WRITE.Copy !req
558. P.S. TO AVOID THIS FROM
LANDING IN THE WRONG HANDS,Copy !req
559. I'LL BE SENDING
THIS LETTER VIA BIRD.Copy !req
560. HERE, BIRD! COME ON!Copy !req
561. AH!Copy !req
562. OH!Copy !req
563. P.P.S...Copy !req
564. CATCHING A BIRD IS WAY HARDER
THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE.Copy !req
565. SO I'M JUST GOING
TO SEND IT VIA SLINGSHOT
AND MOUSE INSTEAD.Copy !req
566. I HOPE IT FINDS YOU WELL.Copy !req
567. HEY, FRED.Copy !req
568. YOU COMING TO THE MESS
HALL FOR SOME GOOD
OLD-FASHIONED GRUEL?Copy !req
569. OH, NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.Copy !req
570. I'LL CATCH UP
WITH YOU LATER.Copy !req
571. COOLIO! ALL RIGHT,
COME ON, GUYS.Copy !req
572. YEAH, LIKE I'M GOING
TO EAT THAT STUFFCopy !req
573. AFTER I FOUND OUT
WHAT THEY PUT IN IT.Copy !req
574. IT'S TIME TO GET TO THE
BOTTOM OF WHATEVER SICK,Copy !req
575. TWISTED PLOT IS GOING
ON AROUND THIS CAMP.Copy !req
576. TIME TO PUT ON...
MY THINKING MOUSTACHE.Copy !req
577. ALL RIGHT, MOUSTACHE,
TIME TO GET TO THINKING!Copy !req
578. OH, THIS IS HOPELESS!Copy !req
579. I CAN'T THINK
WHEN I'M HUNGRY!Copy !req
580. WHAT I WOULDN'T GIVE FOR
SOME CHEESE FRIES RIGHT NOW!Copy !req
581. MMM, CHEESE.Copy !req
582. I LOVE ALL
TYPES OF CHEESES—Copy !req
583. CHEDDAR, MOZZARELLA, SWISS.Copy !req
584. WAIT A MINUTE. WHAT DID
FLOYD SAY ABOUT THATCopy !req
585. SICK KID IN THE
INFIRMARY THE OTHER DAY?Copy !req
586. THIS GUY SAYS IT
FEELS LIKE HIS BRAINCopy !req
587. HAS TURNED
INTO SWISS CHEESE.Copy !req
588. YEAH.Copy !req
589. THAT HIS BRAIN WAS
TURNING INTO SWISS CHEESE.Copy !req
590. AND WHAT EATS CHEESE?Copy !req
591. RATS. AND WHERE
DO RATS LIVE?Copy !req
592. RAT HOLES.Copy !req
593. BRAIN, SWISS CHEESE,
RAT HOLES.Copy !req
594. BRAIN, SWISS CHEESE,
RAT HOLES.Copy !req
595. WAIT A MINUTE. THAT'S IT!Copy !req
596. THE PAIN!Copy !req
597. ALL RIGHT NOW,
STAY WITH MECopy !req
598. BECAUSE I'M ONLY GOING
TO GO THROUGH THIS ONCE.Copy !req
599. SO IT ALL STARTS
WHEN FLOYD AND MURRAYCopy !req
600. PUT THE STRANGE BLUE
PILLS IN THE GRUEL.Copy !req
601. THEY SERVE THE GRUEL TO
THE UNSUSPECTING CAMPERS.Copy !req
602. THE PILLS MAKE
YOU SICKER AND SICKERCopy !req
603. AS THEY SLOWLY TURN YOUR
BRAIN INTO SWISS CHEESE.Copy !req
604. MAGOO, CHATTER,
SPOON, AND DIG,Copy !req
605. WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY MOLES
WORKING FOR THE CAMP,Copy !req
606. TAKE THE BODY AWAY.Copy !req
607. THEN THEY TAKE IT TO...Copy !req
608. THE RAT HOLE.Copy !req
609. THAT'S WHEN IT'S FEEDING
TIME FOR FLOYD SPUNKMEYER,Copy !req
610. BECAUSE, YOU SEE, OUR
INNOCENT HEAD COUNSELORCopy !req
611. ISN'T SO INNOCENT AFTER ALL.Copy !req
612. HE'S NOT EVEN HUMAN.Copy !req
613. HE'S A GIANT,
MUTANT RAT CREATURE.Copy !req
614. OH, DAMN IT!Copy !req
615. I'M IN WAY
OVER MY HEAD HERE.Copy !req
616. HOPEFULLY, MY MOM
HAS READ MY LETTER BY NOWCopy !req
617. AND CALLED THE COPS!Copy !req
618. OOH.Copy !req
619. ME GUSTA LA PLAYA, SENOR.Copy !req
620. SI.Copy !req
621. HA HA HA.Copy !req
622. OH, I AM GOING
TO STARVE TO DEATH!Copy !req
623. I NEED FOOD.Copy !req
624. I HAVEN'T EATEN
ANYTHING IN LIKE...Copy !req
625. TWO HOURS?Copy !req
626. MAYBE THE WOODS WILL PROVIDE
ME WITH PROPER NOURISHMENT.Copy !req
627. OHH!Copy !req
628. MMM! NO!Copy !req
629. GROSS!Copy !req
630. BETTER, BUT IT
STILL IS NOT VERY GOOD!Copy !req
631. HELLO! WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?Copy !req
632. THESE BERRIES
LOOK DELICIOUS.Copy !req
633. OH, WAIT. WHAT IF
THEY'RE THE POISONOUS KIND?Copy !req
634. I'LL JUST EAT
A BUNCH OF THESE BERRIESCopy !req
635. AND IF I DON'T END
UP GETTING REALLY SICK,Copy !req
636. THEN I'LL KNOW
THEY'RE SAFE TO EAT, RIGHT?Copy !req
637. YOU ARE SO SMART!Copy !req
638. I DON'T FEEL SO GOOD.Copy !req
639. WHOA! WHAT IS
HAPPENING TO ME?Copy !req
640. WHOA.Copy !req
641. HEY THERE, FRED.Copy !req
642. CROCOBEARIMOOSE?Copy !req
643. IS THAT REALLY YOU
OR ARE THE BERRIES
MAKING ME HALLUCINATE?Copy !req
644. OF COURSE IT'S REALLY ME.Copy !req
645. I HEARD YOU WEREN'T
FEELING VERY GOOD,Copy !req
646. SO I CAME
TO CHEER YOU UP.Copy !req
647. YOU DID?Copy !req
648. YEAH.Copy !req
649. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DO WHEN
I'M NOT FEELING VERY GOOD?Copy !req
650. WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
651. I RAP.Copy !req
652. DO YOU WANT
TO RAP WITH ME?Copy !req
653. SURE!Copy !req
654. I'M NOT FEELING TOO GOOD.Copy !req
655. I THINK I'M GONNA...Copy !req
656. RED BERRIES.Copy !req
657. HE'S FINE.Copy !req
658. HE JUST ATE NONO BERRIES,
WHICH ARE BAD.Copy !req
659. OK?Copy !req
660. OKSANA, YOU'RE NOT
DOING ANYTHING LATER,Copy !req
661. MAYBE YOU COULD
POSSIBLY LIKE MAYBE...Copy !req
662. LICK A POSSUM BABY?Copy !req
663. NO, NOT LICK
A POSSUM BABY.Copy !req
664. GO ON A DATE WITH ME?Copy !req
665. NO GOAT MEAT,
ONLY TOOTHPASTE.Copy !req
666. OK?Copy !req
667. GUYS. I DON'T
REALLY THINK FREDCopy !req
668. HAS BEEN ADAPTING
TO CAMP LIFE VERY WELL.Copy !req
669. TONIGHT AFTER
EVERYONE GOES TO SLEEP,Copy !req
670. LET'S SHOW FRED WHAT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE IS ALL ABOUT.Copy !req
671. LET'S TAKE FRED
TO THE RAT HOLE.Copy !req
672. NO, PLEASE DON'T KILL ME.Copy !req
673. I'M TOO YOUNG AND—Copy !req
674. WHERE ARE YOU
GUYS TAKING ME?Copy !req
675. THIS ISN'T RIGHT.Copy !req
676. I'M NOT GOING IN THERE!Copy !req
677. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
678. PLEASE, I BEG OF YOU!Copy !req
679. DON'T TURN MY BRAIN
INTO SWISS CHEESECopy !req
680. AND FEED ME TO FLOYD
THE RAT CREATURE!Copy !req
681. FLOYD THE RAT CREATURE?Copy !req
682. FRED, WHAT THE HECK
ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
683. DIG, HIT THE LIGHTS.Copy !req
684. WHAT IN THE WOODS?Copy !req
685. WELCOME
TO THE RAT HOLE, FRED.Copy !req
686. WE BUILT THIS OVER A
PERIOD OF THREE YEARS.Copy !req
687. I DID ALL THE WIRING
AND ELECTRICAL STUFF.Copy !req
688. I'M GOOD WITH
THAT KIND OF THING.Copy !req
689. I DUG THE HOLE.Copy !req
690. WELL, CHATTER AND I
SCROUNGED UP ALL THE WOODCopy !req
691. FROM AN OLD
BROKEN DOWN DOCKCopy !req
692. THE CAMP
WASN'T USING ANYMORE.Copy !req
693. THIS IS INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
694. SO WHAT'S THIS DO?Copy !req
695. OH!
UH-UH.Copy !req
696. OW!Copy !req
697. THAT HAD TO HURT.Copy !req
698. SODA SHOOTER.Copy !req
699. NOW YOU TELL ME.Copy !req
700. YOU GOT TO BE FAST.Copy !req
701. THANKS.Copy !req
702. YOU WANT
ANYTHING TO EAT?Copy !req
703. CHIPS, SANDWICHES,
CHEESE FRIES?Copy !req
704. I THOUGHT—I THOUGHT
YOU SAID THAT YOU GUYSCopy !req
705. HAD CHEESE FRIES HERE,
BUT THERE'S NO WAY.Copy !req
706. I—I DID.Copy !req
707. FRED...Copy !req
708. FRED, ARE YOU OK? FRED?Copy !req
709. CHEESE FRIES?Copy !req
710. FRED?Copy !req
711. AHH...Copy !req
712. FRED?Copy !req
713. HEAVEN.Copy !req
714. ABSOLUTE HEAVEN.Copy !req
715. SO WHERE'D YOU GUYS
GET ALL THIS FOOD ANYWAY?Copy !req
716. WELL, EVERY WEEK WE GIVE
SCARY GARY MONEY,Copy !req
717. A LIST OF SUPPLIES,
AND HE GOES INTO TOWN
AND GETS IT FOR US.Copy !req
718. THEN AT NIGHT WE JUST
SMUGGLE IT DOWN HERE.Copy !req
719. IN LARGE GREEN DUFFEL BAGS?Copy !req
720. YEAH.Copy !req
721. THANKS, SCARY GARY.Copy !req
722. OK, WELL, THAT MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
723. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE BLUE PILLSCopy !req
724. I SAW FLOYD AND MURRAY
PLANT INTO THE GRUEL?Copy !req
725. UH, THEY'RE MULTI-VITAMINS?Copy !req
726. GRUEL ON ITS OWN
HAS LIKE NO NUTRITIONAL
VALUE WHATSOEVER.Copy !req
727. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
728. BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THE KIDS
GETTING SICK AROUND CAMP?Copy !req
729. HAVE YOU SEEN OKSANA?Copy !req
730. I GUESS THE SICK BOY
TO SICK GIRL RATIOCopy !req
731. DID LEAN HEAVILY
TOWARDS THE BOYS' SIDE.Copy !req
732. WOW, WELL, I GUESS
THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING.Copy !req
733. WHAT DID YOU
THINK WAS HAPPENING?Copy !req
734. NOTHING AT ALL.Copy !req
735. HEY, GUYS!Copy !req
736. OUR NEW SHIPMENT'S
HERE.Copy !req
737. IS YOU KNOW WHAT INSIDE?Copy !req
738. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
739. THERE IT IS.Copy !req
740. AHH.Copy !req
741. THAT'S THE MOST
BEAUTIFUL THINGCopy !req
742. I'VE SEEN
IN MY WHOLE LIFE.Copy !req
743. I THINK
I'M GOING TO CRY.Copy !req
744. I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M ACTUALLY
IN THE SAME ROOM AS...Copy !req
745. EL DIABLO.Copy !req
746. WE ARE SO GOING
TO FIRE THIS OFF
TOMORROW MORNING.Copy !req
747. GOOD MORNING, CAMPERS.Copy !req
748. WE'VE STILL GO A LOT
OF SPACES AVAILABLECopy !req
749. ON THE SIGN-UP SHEET
FOR THE SUMMER CAMP
GAMES IN ONLY 2 WEEKS.Copy !req
750. IN FACT, THE ONLY PERSON
THAT'S SIGNED UP SO FARCopy !req
751. IS THE AMAZING
HUGH THOMPSON.Copy !req
752. SO, PLEASE COME ON DOWNCopy !req
753. OVER LUNCH AND SIGN UP
AT THE MESS HALL.Copy !req
754. DON'T YOU WANT
TO BE A PART OF SUMMER
CAMP HISTORY, EVERYBODY?Copy !req
755. THANK YOU.Copy !req
756. BY THE WAY,
THAT HEMORRHOID BREAKOUT
I WAS WORRIED ABOUT?Copy !req
757. I'VE CONTAINED
IT TO MY CABIN.Copy !req
758. A LOT OF PEOPLE THINK
CREVICES ARE HOLES,Copy !req
759. BUT THAT'S NOT TRUE AT ALL.Copy !req
760. SQUIRRELS DIG HOLES,
SNAKES DIG HOLES,Copy !req
761. ANT-HUNTING
BADGERS DIG HOLES.Copy !req
762. HEH. THIS IS IT.Copy !req
763. WHEW.Copy !req
764. FRED, WOULD YOU
DO THE HONORS?Copy !req
765. SURE THING!Copy !req
766. UH... RUN!Copy !req
767. THAT CAN'T BE GOOD.Copy !req
768. MAYBE IT'S A DUD.Copy !req
769. SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
770. OH, THAT WAS AWESOME!Copy !req
771. THAT WAS SO COOL!Copy !req
772. THEN A JOCKEY, BEEN
SHOT OUT OF A CANNON?Copy !req
773. LET ME SEE YOUR—GUYS,
SIGN UP, COME ON,Copy !req
774. WELL, GET
IN LINE HERE, BUDDY.Copy !req
775. HEY, GUYS, I WAS THINKING.Copy !req
776. MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL SIGN UP
FOR THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.Copy !req
777. IT COULD BE—IT
COULD BE KIND OF COOL.Copy !req
778. YEAH, BECAUSE
LOSING IS SO COOL.Copy !req
779. WHO SAYS WE'RE
GOING TO LOSE?Copy !req
780. I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE 69 YEARS
OF CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE HISTORY?Copy !req
781. WELL, FLOYD SEEMS
PRETTY CONFIDENT IN HUGH.Copy !req
782. THE GUY REALLY DOES IT ALL.Copy !req
783. STUNNING.Copy !req
784. NICE.Copy !req
785. THIS PLACE IS A DUMP.Copy !req
786. LET'S FACE IT, HUGH OR
NO HUGH, WE HAVE NO CHANCE.Copy !req
787. CAMP SUPERIOR IS JUST...Copy !req
788. WHAT'S A WORD THAT'S
THE OPPOSITE OF INFERIOR?Copy !req
789. OH, GOT IT—CAMP SUPERIOR
IS JUST BETTERER.Copy !req
790. NOW WHAT DOES
CAMP SUPERIOR HAVE
THAT WE DON'T HAVE HERE?Copy !req
791. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
792. JET SKIS, WATER SLIDES,
WAFFLE BARS,Copy !req
793. CLEAN SMELLING AIR,
HORSES WITH FOUR LEGS,Copy !req
794. AND POSSIBLY
MONKEY BUTLERS.Copy !req
795. WHO CARES ABOUT
THAT STUFF ANYWAY?Copy !req
796. I DO.Copy !req
797. OK, JUST TELL ME ONE THING—Copy !req
798. ONE THING THAT CAMP
IWANNAPEEPEE HAS THAT
CAMP SUPERIOR DOESN'T.Copy !req
799. ONE THING?
I COULD THINK OF FOUR.Copy !req
800. YEAH, OK, I CAN'T
WAIT TO HEAR THESE.Copy !req
801. SPOON, DIG, CHATTER, AND ME.Copy !req
802. COME ON. THERE WE GO.Copy !req
803. LOOKS LIKE
WE GOT A TEAM.Copy !req
804. YEAH, YEAH.
BOOM!Copy !req
805. CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
806. MAGOO WANTS TO COMPETE
IN THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.Copy !req
807. THERE'S NO WAY WE CAN WIN!Copy !req
808. OF COURSE THERE ISN'T.Copy !req
809. IT ISN'T...
IT COULDN'T BE.Copy !req
810. BECAUSE THERE'S NO
POSSIBLE WAYCopy !req
811. THAT VOICE
COULD BELONG TO...Copy !req
812. KEVIN?Copy !req
813. OOH.
GUTEN TAG, FIGGLESTINK.Copy !req
814. HA HA HA! WHAT UP,
DORK NOZZLE?Copy !req
815. YOU KNOW, I'D SAY I'D BE
SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE,Copy !req
816. BUT THAT WOULDN'T BE TRUE.Copy !req
817. SPAZ KID FOR A SPAZ CAMP.Copy !req
818. WOW!Copy !req
819. SNAP! YOU JUST GOT
KEVIN-ED, DOG!Copy !req
820. WHAT! WHAT! WHOA!Copy !req
821. OH, NO!
GO AROUND, DUDE.Copy !req
822. GRAB THE ELBOW.Copy !req
823. BUT THEN WHEN
DO WE DO THE SNAP?Copy !req
824. NO, DUDE, THERE'S NO SNAP!Copy !req
825. THERE'S A SNAP.
THERE'S NO SNAP!Copy !req
826. DON'T YELL AT ME.Copy !req
827. WHATEVER. WE'LL GO OVER
IT BACK AT CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
828. YOU GUYS GO
TO CAMP SUPERIOR?Copy !req
829. UM, OBVI! IT'S ON ALL
OF OUR MATCHING UNIFORMS.Copy !req
830. WHAT DO YOU THINK,
WE'D GO HERE?Copy !req
831. THIS PLACE STINKS.Copy !req
832. THIS PLACE
DOES NOT STINK!Copy !req
833. YOU STINK, KEVIN.Copy !req
834. IT LITERALLY STINKS HERE.
I MEAN, SERIOUSLY.Copy !req
835. IT SMELLS LIKE
MOLDY CHEESE STUFFED INTO
A ROTTEN SKUNK CARCASS.Copy !req
836. OH, WELL...Copy !req
837. YOU KNOW, THAT
COULD BE A NUMBERCopy !req
838. OF THINGS DEPENDING
ON THE TIME OF DAY.Copy !req
839. RIGHT NOW IT SMELLS
LIKE IT'S PROBABLYCopy !req
840. A MIXTURE BETWEEN
THE OUTHOUSECopy !req
841. AND SCARY
GARY'S SOCKS.Copy !req
842. I CALL THEM FOOT MITTENS.Copy !req
843. SO WHY
ARE YOU HERE, KEVIN?Copy !req
844. YOU KNOW, ME AND
THE GANG FIGUREDCopy !req
845. WE'D GO ON
A LITTLE FIELD TRIP.Copy !req
846. SCOUT THE COMPETISH
FOR THIS YEAR'S
SUMMER CAMP GAMES.Copy !req
847. YOU DON'T HAVE
TO WORRY BECAUSE I,Copy !req
848. FOR ONE, WILL NOT
BE PARTICIPATING IN
YOUR STUPID GAMES.Copy !req
849. SAVE YOURSELF
THE EMBARRASSMENT.Copy !req
850. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE,
FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
851. WE'RE STRONGER.
WE'RE FASTER.Copy !req
852. BETTER DANCE MOVES.Copy !req
853. POW!Copy !req
854. THAT WAS NICE.Copy !req
855. OK, KEVIN.Copy !req
856. YOU GUYS MAY BE STRONGER
THAN US AND FASTER,Copy !req
857. BUT THERE IS
NO WAY THAT YOU ARE
BETTER DANCERS THAN US.Copy !req
858. MM-MMM! AH!Copy !req
859. WHOO!Copy !req
860. PUH-SHOO!Copy !req
861. OHH! OHH!Copy !req
862. OH, YEAH!Copy !req
863. WARMING IT UP NOW!Copy !req
864. IT'S COMPETITION NOW!
COMPETITION!Copy !req
865. ENOUGH!Copy !req
866. I WON.Copy !req
867. NO, YOU—
THIS IS RIDICULOUS!Copy !req
868. LET'S GO, GUYS.Copy !req
869. SEE YOU AT
THE SUMMER CAMP GAMES.Copy !req
870. SO LONG.Copy !req
871. THAT'S IT.Copy !req
872. I DON'T CARE WHAT IT TAKES,
I WILL BEAT CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
873. NOT FOR ME, BUT FOR MAGOO,
SPOON, DIG, AND CHATTER,Copy !req
874. WHO WANT TO PROVE
TO THIS WORLD THAT
THEY, TOO, CAN BE WINNERS.Copy !req
875. NOT FOR ME BUT FOR FLOYD,Copy !req
876. WHOSE ONLY DREAM IN THIS
LIFE IS TO WIN THAT TROPHY.Copy !req
877. NOT FOR ME, BUT
FOR ANYONE IN THIS WORLDCopy !req
878. WHO'S EVER BEEN
BULLIED OR PICKED ON.Copy !req
879. BUT, MOSTLY...
I'LL DO IT FOR ME.Copy !req
880. BECAUSE, MAN,
DO I HATE KEVIN.Copy !req
881. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
882. THEY DON'T LOOK SO TOUGH.Copy !req
883. YEAH, THEY DO.Copy !req
884. I KNOW. I WAS JUST
TRYING TO BE POSITIVE.Copy !req
885. WE'RE DEAD.Copy !req
886. I KNOW.
TOTALLY DEAD.Copy !req
887. I SEE YOUR CAMP IS AS
CHARMING AS EVER, FLOYD.Copy !req
888. SWEET MOTHER OF MERCY,Copy !req
889. WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR FACE?Copy !req
890. OH, OH, IT'S A BEE STING.Copy !req
891. IT LOOKS A LOT
WORSE THAN IT IS.Copy !req
892. I'M FINE.Copy !req
893. MY TRACHEA WILL
BE OPEN AGAIN SOON.Copy !req
894. I... I HOPE.Copy !req
895. OH.Copy !req
896. YOU'RE GOING DOWN,
FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
897. I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH YOU
WATCH ME WIN THAT TROPHY.Copy !req
898. WELL, KEVIN,
I HATE TO BREAK IT TO YOU,Copy !req
899. BUT IT'S NOT GOING TO BE ME WHO
WATCHES YOU WIN THAT TROPHY.Copy !req
900. IT'LL BE YOU WHO
WATCHES ME WATCH YOU...Copy !req
901. WATCH ME WIN THAT TROPHY.Copy !req
902. YEAH.Copy !req
903. I DON'T—I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
904. WHAT?Copy !req
905. WELCOME TO THE 70th
ANNUAL SUMMER CAMP GAMESCopy !req
906. BETWEEN CAMP SUPERIOR...Copy !req
907. AND CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
908. NOW, GOOD LUCK TO YOU ALL.Copy !req
909. IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO SAY HERE NOW, FLOYD?Copy !req
910. OF COURSE.Copy !req
911. UM... AHEM.Copy !req
912. I GOT NOTHING.
I GOT NOTHING!Copy !req
913. COME ON!Copy !req
914. WELL, CAMPERS,
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO,Copy !req
915. LET THE GAMES BEGIN!Copy !req
916. NEXT UP ON JAVELIN,Copy !req
917. FOR CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE,
HUGH THOMPSON.Copy !req
918. I GOT THIS.Copy !req
919. SO, HUGH, I THINK
IT GOES WITHOUT SAYINGCopy !req
920. WE'D BE DEAD MEAT
WITHOUT YOU.Copy !req
921. THANKS, FRED.Copy !req
922. HEY, GRAB ME
A JAVELIN, WILL YOU?Copy !req
923. SURE THING, BRO.Copy !req
924. THIS WOULDN'T
USUALLY BE THE MOMENTCopy !req
925. WHERE I ACCIDENTALLY
DO SOMETHING THAT
SCREWS EVERYTHING UP.Copy !req
926. SO GLAD IT DIDN'T
HAPPEN THOUGH.Copy !req
927. SO, SO, SO, SO GLAD,Copy !req
928. SO GLAD.Copy !req
929. ALL RIGHT.
HERE YOU GO, HUGH.Copy !req
930. OH!Copy !req
931. THERE IT IS.Copy !req
932. FRED.Copy !req
933. WHAT HAPPENED TO HUGH, FRED?Copy !req
934. I DON'T KNOW. I MEAN,
HE MUST HAVE FAINTED.Copy !req
935. YEAH, HE FAINTED.Copy !req
936. I GUESS HE JUST COULDN'T
HANDLE THE PRESSURE.Copy !req
937. NO, NO.
NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
938. THIS CAN'T BE.Copy !req
939. WAKE UP. WAKE UP.
WAKE UP, BUDDY.Copy !req
940. YOU'RE THE ONE. YOU MUST
LEAD US TO VICTORY.Copy !req
941. YOU GUYS, IT'S NOT
A BIG DEAL.Copy !req
942. I MEAN,
WE DON'T NEED HUGH.Copy !req
943. WE NEVER NEEDED HUGH.Copy !req
944. THE ABILITY TO BEAT CAMP
SUPERIOR WAS WITH USCopy !req
945. ALL ALONG, RIGHT HERE
IN OUR HEARTS.Copy !req
946. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
947. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
948. 10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
949. HEH. SORRY.Copy !req
950. OK, GUYS, MAYBE
WE DO NEED HUGHCopy !req
951. A LITTLE BIT,
BUT WE'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
952. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE
WE'RE THE UNDERDOGS.Copy !req
953. AND IF SPORTS MOVIES
HAVE TAUGHT US ANYTHING,Copy !req
954. IT'S THAT THE
UNDERDOGS ALWAYS WIN.Copy !req
955. ALWAYS.Copy !req
956. BOOM!Copy !req
957. 10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
958. 10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR!Copy !req
959. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
960. 10 POINTS, CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
961. 10 POINTS,
CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
962. AND SO AFTER THE FIRST
DAY OF COMPETITION,Copy !req
963. THE SCORE IS CAMP
SUPERIOR, 70...Copy !req
964. AND CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE...Copy !req
965. WELL, MAN, THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.Copy !req
966. YOU GOT A ZERO,
ANOTHER ZERO,Copy !req
967. A THIRD ZERO,
I'LL CARRY THE ZERO.Copy !req
968. YEP, CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE
HAS ZERO.Copy !req
969. YEAH! YES, YES, YES!Copy !req
970. WHAT? WHAT?
I CAN'T HEAR A THING.Copy !req
971. SERIOUSLY, I CAN'T—
I COULDN'T HEAR AT ALL.Copy !req
972. SORRY.Copy !req
973. TOMORROW'S ANOTHER DAY!Copy !req
974. GET SOME REST!Copy !req
975. YO, FIGGLEHORN!Copy !req
976. WHAT'S UP, MAN?Copy !req
977. I JUST WANT TO SAY
I REALLY THINK YOU GUYSCopy !req
978. ALL DID A FANTASTIC
JOB OUT THERE TODAY.Copy !req
979. DO YOU REALLY MEAN IT?Copy !req
980. NO. PUH-OH!Copy !req
981. YOU JUST GOT
KEVIN-ED AGAIN, DAWG!Copy !req
982. WHAT? WHAT? OOH! UH!Copy !req
983. NO, NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
984. THE POUND, THEN EXPLOSION.Copy !req
985. OH, AND THEN YOU DO
THE SNAP AFTER THAT?Copy !req
986. NO, THERE'S NO SNAP!Copy !req
987. THERE'S NEVER BEEN A SNAP!Copy !req
988. I'M... WE SHOULD HAVE
PRACTICED IT FIRST.Copy !req
989. DON'T WORRY, GUYS.
WE'LL GET THEM TOMORROW!Copy !req
990. GUYS?Copy !req
991. PERFECT.Copy !req
992. SO YOU GUYS WANT TO HIT UP
THE RAT HOLE TONIGHT,Copy !req
993. PLAY SOME VIDEO
GAMES OR SOMETHING?Copy !req
994. EAT SOME CHEESE FRIES?Copy !req
995. I DON'T THINK SO, FRED.Copy !req
996. NOT REALLY IN THE MOOD.Copy !req
997. YEAH, I CAN BARELY
EVEN EAT...Copy !req
998. JUST BARELY.Copy !req
999. COME ON, YOU GUYS
AREN'T EVEN GOING
TO LAUGH AT A BURP?Copy !req
1000. IT'S THE SECOND
FUNNIEST SOUND THE
HUMAN BODY CAN MAKE.Copy !req
1001. SORRY, FRED,
WE'RE JUST BUMMED.Copy !req
1002. WE'RE GOING TO LOSE
THE TROPHY AGAIN.Copy !req
1003. YOU WERE RIGHT BEFORE.Copy !req
1004. WE SHOULDN'T
HAVE EVEN TRIED.Copy !req
1005. WE'RE THE WORST.Copy !req
1006. NO, WE'RE NOT THE WORST.Copy !req
1007. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1008. HUH?
SURE!Copy !req
1009. MAYBE OUR CAMP ISN'T
THE PRETTIEST CAMPCopy !req
1010. OR THE SAFEST OR
THE NICEST SMELLING,Copy !req
1011. BUT I SAY WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING NOT PRETTY.Copy !req
1012. WE'RE NUMBER ONE
AT BEING UNSAFE.Copy !req
1013. IN THE GAME OF SMELLING BAD,
WE EARN THE MOST POINTS.Copy !req
1014. CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE IS
THE BEST AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1015. WE ALL ARE.Copy !req
1016. WAIT. SO YOU'RE SAYING
I'M NOT A BAD COOK?Copy !req
1017. I'M THE BEST AT
COOKING FOOD BADLY.Copy !req
1018. YEAH, YOU ARE, MURRAY.Copy !req
1019. SO I'M NOT BAD
AT PERSONAL HYGIENE?Copy !req
1020. I'M THE BEST AT NOT
BRUSHING MY TEETH.Copy !req
1021. YOU ARE EXACTLY RIGHT,
LAWRENCE.Copy !req
1022. SO I'M NOT BAD
AT BEING NORMAL.Copy !req
1023. I'M THE BEST
AT COVERING MYSELFCopy !req
1024. IN BABY OIL AND
WRESTLING WILD RACCOONS.Copy !req
1025. SURE, WHY NOT?Copy !req
1026. SOME PEOPLE MIGHT
CALL US LOSERS,Copy !req
1027. BUT I SAY WE'RE WINNERS
AT BEING LOSERS.Copy !req
1028. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1029. SAY IT WITH ME!Copy !req
1030. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1031. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1032. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1033. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1034. WE'RE AT THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1035. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1036. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1037. WE'RE THE BEST
AT BEING THE WORST.Copy !req
1038. ARE YOU SURE
YOU DON'T WANT TO JUST
HAVE CHATTER DO THIS?Copy !req
1039. HE IS OUR BEST BELCHER.Copy !req
1040. CHATTER'S GOOD,
BUT HE'S NOT THAT GOOD.Copy !req
1041. BESIDES, WE HAVE
SCIENCE ON OUR SIDE.Copy !req
1042. THIS CONCOCTION WILL
GIVE MY DIGESTIVE SYSTEMCopy !req
1043. JUST THE RIGHT MIXTURE
OF NITROGEN AND OXYGENCopy !req
1044. TO EXPEL THE HIGHEST
QUALITY AIR EXHATION.Copy !req
1045. WHAT?Copy !req
1046. I'LL BURP GOOD.Copy !req
1047. OH, COOL.Copy !req
1048. WOW, IT'S NICE TO SEE
SCIENCE PROVIDECopy !req
1049. HUMANITY WITH SOMETHING
USEFUL FOR ONCE, RIGHT?Copy !req
1050. YEAH, RIGHT, FRED.Copy !req
1051. 10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
1052. IWANNAPEEPEE! YES!Copy !req
1053. WIG!Copy !req
1054. YOU WERE BORN
FOR THIS, COME ON.Copy !req
1055. SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL.Copy !req
1056. YOU'RE A GIANT MAN CHILD
AND YOU LOVE PIE!Copy !req
1057. YOU LOVE IT!Copy !req
1058. 10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE!Copy !req
1059. WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT?Copy !req
1060. DIG YOUR HOLE.Copy !req
1061. DIG YOUR HOLE.Copy !req
1062. DIG YOUR HOLE.Copy !req
1063. DIG YOUR HOLE.Copy !req
1064. DIG YOUR HOLE.Copy !req
1065. DIG YOUR HOLE.Copy !req
1066. 10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE!Copy !req
1067. I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.Copy !req
1068. YOU CAN DO IT, CHATTER.Copy !req
1069. I KNOW YOU CAN.Copy !req
1070. IS THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
1071. SHE LOOKS LIKE A MAN.Copy !req
1072. 10 POINTS,
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
1073. WHOO!Copy !req
1074. YEAH!Copy !req
1075. BEAT THAT, FIGGLEHORN.Copy !req
1076. HA HA!Copy !req
1077. OH, I CAN'T DO THIS.Copy !req
1078. I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.Copy !req
1079. ARCHERY IS ALL
ABOUT FOCUS, OK?Copy !req
1080. OK.Copy !req
1081. JUST IMAGINE THE MOST
PEACEFUL, MOST SERENECopy !req
1082. PLACE YOU CAN, AND LET
GRAVITY DO THE REST, OK?Copy !req
1083. PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.Copy !req
1084. PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.Copy !req
1085. PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.Copy !req
1086. PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.Copy !req
1087. YOUR CHEESE FRIES
ARE READY, SIR.Copy !req
1088. THANK YOU, MONKEY BUTLER.Copy !req
1089. SHALL I DANCE AROUND AND ACT
LIKE A MONKEY WHILE YOU EAT?Copy !req
1090. YOU SHALL.Copy !req
1091. VERY WELL!Copy !req
1092. HE'S FEISTY.Copy !req
1093. PEACEFUL, SERENE PLACE.Copy !req
1094. AAH!Copy !req
1095. OH, I MEANT TO DO THAT.Copy !req
1096. 10 POINTS FOR
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE.Copy !req
1097. HOLY CAMP THE-BONE.Copy !req
1098. IT'S FRED.Copy !req
1099. YES!Copy !req
1100. HE'S THE ONE.Copy !req
1101. THE ONE
WHAT?Copy !req
1102. THE ONE MY GRANDFATHER
PROPHESIED ABOUT.Copy !req
1103. THE ONE THAT WOULD LEAD
THIS CAMP TO VICTORY.Copy !req
1104. I'M CERTAIN OF IT.Copy !req
1105. OR MAYBE NOT, I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
1106. HOW'S MY FACE LOOK?Copy !req
1107. SO THAT LEAVES
ONE FINAL EVENT—Copy !req
1108. THE TALENT SHOW.Copy !req
1109. THIS YEAR WILL BE A
SONGWRITING COMPETITION.Copy !req
1110. EACH CAMP WILL HAVE 24
HOURS TO WRITE A SONGCopy !req
1111. THAT BEST EXEMPLIFIES
WHAT IS SO SPECIAL
ABOUT THEIR CAMP.Copy !req
1112. THE WINNING CAMP WILL
BE AWARDED 30 POINTS.Copy !req
1113. SO IT'S ANYBODY'S GAME.Copy !req
1114. MMM!Copy !req
1115. SONGWRITING COMPETITION?Copy !req
1116. DO ANY OF YOU GUYS
EVEN KNOW HOW TO SING?Copy !req
1117. UM, HELLO!Copy !req
1118. YOU'RE LOOKING AT THE
SINGLE GREATEST SINGERCopy !req
1119. THE WORLD
HAS EVER KNOWN.Copy !req
1120. REALLY?Copy !req
1121. SO, FIGGLEHORN...
SONGWRITING COMPETITION.Copy !req
1122. WELL, I KNOW HOW GOOD OF
A SINGER YOU ARE, FRED.Copy !req
1123. YOU GUYS HAVE PRACTICALLY
WON THIS THING ALREADY.Copy !req
1124. UM, DID I JUST GET
KEVIN-ED AGAIN, OR...Copy !req
1125. NO, BRO.Copy !req
1126. I MEAN, LIKE
YOUR SINGING SKILLCopy !req
1127. IS LIKE—AH, I CAN'T SAY
THE WORDS, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1128. IT'S LIKE THAT GOOD.Copy !req
1129. YOU KNOW, IT'S NOT
MY FAULT I GOTS THE GIFT.Copy !req
1130. MY PIPES BE A-SLAMMING.Copy !req
1131. YEAH, THEY BE SLAMMING.Copy !req
1132. WELL, SEE YOU TOMORROW.Copy !req
1133. LET'S GO.Copy !req
1134. WE ARE SO TOAST!Copy !req
1135. NO, WE'RE NOT.Copy !req
1136. DUDE, YOU JUST SAID
FRED'S PIPES BE SLAMMING.Copy !req
1137. HE'S A GOOD SINGER.
ARE YOU SERIOUS?Copy !req
1138. HE'S THE WORST SINGER
ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH.Copy !req
1139. OK? I JUST SAID THAT STUFF
TO GET IN HIS BRAIN.Copy !req
1140. YOU KNOW HOW
DELUSIONAL FRED IS.Copy !req
1141. HE'S GOING TO SCREW
THIS UP FOR SURE.Copy !req
1142. AND IF HE DOESN'T, WELL,
WE'LL HAVE TO GO TO PLAN "B."Copy !req
1143. MAN, YOU ARE ONE
MANIPULATIVE LITTLE KID.Copy !req
1144. DIESEL, THAT'S THE
SINGLE MOST NICEST THINGCopy !req
1145. ANYONE'S EVER SAID TO ME.Copy !req
1146. NOW COME ON, WE'VE
GOT A SONG TO WRITE.Copy !req
1147. KICK IT, DIESEL.Copy !req
1148. TAKE THE MIC, SON.Copy !req
1149. HO HO HO! RIP IT!
♪ YO!Copy !req
1150. RIP IT!Copy !req
1151. UH, TAKE IT, KEVIN.Copy !req
1152. WHAT?Copy !req
1153. OW!Copy !req
1154. OH, I'M SORRY.
I JUST DROPPED THE MIC.Copy !req
1155. GIVE IT UP FOR CAMP SUPERIOR!Copy !req
1156. THAT WAS UP THE HIZZY!Copy !req
1157. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,
IT IS WITH GREAT PLEASURECopy !req
1158. THAT I INTRODUCE TO YOU,Copy !req
1159. OUR CELEBRITY GUEST JUDGE,Copy !req
1160. MR. SIMON COWELL!Copy !req
1161. OOH HOO HOO!Copy !req
1162. HE LOOKS
DIFFERENT IN PERSON.Copy !req
1163. MR. COWELL, WHAT SCORE DO
YOU GIVE CAMP SUPERIOR?Copy !req
1164. 7.Copy !req
1165. TERRIFIC. TERRIFIC!Copy !req
1166. SHOULD'VE BEEN A 9, DAWG.
SHOULD'VE BEEN A 9.Copy !req
1167. AND NOW WE HAVE
CAMP IWANNAPEEPEE,Copy !req
1168. WHO WILL BE DOING
A NUMBER ENTITLED...
"THE LOSER SONG."Copy !req
1169. HOW APPROPRIATE.Copy !req
1170. OH, OH, OH.
HEY, FIGGLE.Copy !req
1171. LOOK, NO MATTER WHAT
HAPPENS, WIN OR LOSE,Copy !req
1172. I JUST WANT TO SAY,Copy !req
1173. YOU GUYS HAVE
DONE A GREAT JOB.Copy !req
1174. THANKS, KEVIN.Copy !req
1175. YOU KNOW, IT'S FUNNY,Copy !req
1176. I THOUGHT FOR SURE YOU'D
HAVE SOME SORT OF EVIL PLANCopy !req
1177. UP YOUR SLEEVE TO RUIN
MY WHOLE ENTIRE SONG.Copy !req
1178. OH, NO.Copy !req
1179. EVIL PLAN?
THAT'S ABSURD.Copy !req
1180. I KNOW.
IT WAS STUPID OF ME.Copy !req
1181. HA HA! HEY.Copy !req
1182. GO DO A GREAT JOB, MAN.Copy !req
1183. OK.
YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT.Copy !req
1184. IS MY EVIL PLAN
READY TO GO?Copy !req
1185. YEAH, PLAN "B"
IS IN FULL EFFECT.Copy !req
1186. LET'S JUST SAY THAT OUR
LITTLE HOMEMADE GRUEL BLASTERCopy !req
1187. IS HOOKED UP
AND READY TO GO.Copy !req
1188. OOH!Copy !req
1189. ONE FLICK OF THE SWITCH AND
WHOEVER IS ON THE OTHER ENDCopy !req
1190. OF THAT BABY IS GOING
TO GET SOAKED WITH GRUEL.Copy !req
1191. GRUEL-TASTIC. MM-HMM!Copy !req
1192. NO SNAP.Copy !req
1193. YOU CAN DO THIS, FRED.Copy !req
1194. HE'S PRACTICALLY HANDING
US THE TROPHY ALREADY.Copy !req
1195. BUT SERIOUSLY,
YOU GUYS ARE JERKS!Copy !req
1196. IT'S TIME FOR THE LOSERS TO
HAVE THE SPOTLIGHT FOR ONCE!Copy !req
1197. HIT IT, LAWRENCE!Copy !req
1198. WHERE'D THEY GET
THE BUBBLES?Copy !req
1199. DUDE!
WHAT? IT'S CATCHY.Copy !req
1200. YEAH, WE'LL GET BACK LAUGHS!Copy !req
1201. PLAN "B"! GO!Copy !req
1202. OK!Copy !req
1203. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IT
IS MY SINCERE PLEASURECopy !req
1204. TO INTRODUCE TO YOU
THE VOCAL STYLINGSCopy !req
1205. OF OUR VERY OWN MC SPOON!Copy !req
1206. MOVE, DIESEL!
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
1207. WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?Copy !req
1208. BLOW THE GRUEL!Copy !req
1209. BLAST THE GRUEL!Copy !req
1210. SOMETHING'S WRONG.
IT'S NOT WORKING.Copy !req
1211. YOU ALWAYS SCREW
EVERYTHING UP!Copy !req
1212. I'M TRYING!Copy !req
1213. AHEM. MR. COWELL?Copy !req
1214. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
1215. YEAH!Copy !req
1216. NO!Copy !req
1217. OH!Copy !req
1218. NO! NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
1219. FRED NEVER WINS!Copy !req
1220. I WIN!Copy !req
1221. ON!Copy !req
1222. ON!Copy !req
1223. I DESERVE THAT TROPHY!Copy !req
1224. I DO!Copy !req
1225. NICE UNDIES, KEVIN!Copy !req
1226. WELL, THAT DIDN'T
GO AS PLANNED.Copy !req
1227. OH, WHAT THE HECK!Copy !req
1228. CAMP WANNAPEEPEE!Copy !req
1229. WELL, CAMPERS...Copy !req
1230. IT'S A SAD DAY HERE
AT CAMP IWANNAPEEPEECopy !req
1231. BECAUSE IT'S THE LAST
DAY OF SUMMER CAMP.Copy !req
1232. AND WHAT A SUMMER IT'S BEEN.Copy !req
1233. YOU KNOW, WE GOT
TOGETHER HERE SIX WEEKS AGO.Copy !req
1234. WE DIDN'T KNOW ANYTHING
ABOUT EACH OTHER.Copy !req
1235. BUT WE ARE LEAVING
HERE AS A FAMILY,Copy !req
1236. WHICH IS WHY WE'LL
ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN
THE KIDS AT CAMP SUPERIOR.Copy !req
1237. THAT AND THE FACT THAT
WE WON THE SUMMER GAMES!Copy !req
1238. I MEAN, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?Copy !req
1239. IT DOESN'T MATTER
WHETHER YOU WIN OR LOSE.Copy !req
1240. WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1241. IT DOES MATTER!
IT FEELS GREAT TO WIN!Copy !req
1242. WE BEAT CAMP SUPERIOR!Copy !req
1243. IN YOUR FACE, CAMP SUPERIOR!Copy !req
1244. IN YOUR FACE!Copy !req
1245. NOW, KIDS, FROM
THE BOTTOM OF MY HEARTCopy !req
1246. I'D LIKE TO SAY
ONE LAST TIME...Copy !req
1247. IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU...Copy !req
1248. IWANNAPEEPEE ON YOU.Copy !req
1249. IWANNAPEEPEE ON ALL OF YOU.Copy !req
1250. I PROMISED MYSELF I WOULDN'T
CRY, BUT I'M ONLY HUMAN.Copy !req
1251. I'M GOING TO MISS
YOU SWEET CHILDREN...Copy !req
1252. UNTIL NEXT SUMMER.Copy !req
1253. YES!Copy !req
1254. MAN, I'M REALLY GOING
TO MISS YOU GUYS.Copy !req
1255. I JUST WISH THERE
WAS A WAY FOR ALL OF
US TO STAY CONNECTED.Copy !req
1256. I MEAN, BESIDES
THE PHONE, TEXTS,Copy !req
1257. SOCIAL NETWORKING SITES,
INSTANT MESSAGING,Copy !req
1258. AND VIDEO CHATTING,
THERE'S REALLY NO WAYCopy !req
1259. TO KEEP IN TOUCH
THESE DAYS.Copy !req
1260. YEAH.Copy !req
1261. OH, COME ON, YOU BIG LUG.Copy !req
1262. YOU GUYS, GROUP HUG.Copy !req
1263. OH! OHH!Copy !req
1264. BYE, GUYS.Copy !req
1265. SEE YOU, GUYS.Copy !req
1266. WOW, MOM, YOU LOOK
LIKE SHOE LEATHER.Copy !req
1267. THANK YOU, FREDDIE.Copy !req
1268. FREDDIE, I WANT YOU
TO MEET MY NEW GENTLEMAN
CALLER, RANDALL.Copy !req
1269. HELLO.Copy !req
1270. WHAT'S UP?Copy !req
1271. YOU MAY NEVER HAVE TO PAY
FOR PIZZA EVER AGAIN.Copy !req
1272. FREDDIE, DID YOU HAVE
A GOOD TIME AT SUMMER CAMP?Copy !req
1273. WELL, LET'S SEE,
I GOT POISON IVY ON MY FACE.Copy !req
1274. I ATE BAD BERRIES
AND PUKED MY GUTS OUT.Copy !req
1275. THE BATHROOM
WAS A DISGUSTING HOLE
IN THE GROUND.Copy !req
1276. THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
1277. NONE OF THE COUNSELORS
KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING.Copy !req
1278. IT WAS SIX WEEKS OF LIVING
IN THE SMELLIEST, GROSSEST,Copy !req
1279. MOST UNSAFE SUMMER CAMP
THAT HAS EVER EXISTED.Copy !req
1280. SO, YEAH, BEST SUMMER EVER.Copy !req
1281. SO, FREDDIE, WHAT
ELSE DID YOU DO?Copy !req
1282. WELL, I HAVEN'T DONE NUMBER
2 SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.Copy !req
1283. OH, THAT RUNS IN
THE FAMILY, HONEY.Copy !req
1284. AND I ACCIDENTALLY
BEAT UP ONE OF THE
COUNSELORS WITH A LOG.Copy !req
1285. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?Copy !req
1286. THAT'S NOT OK.Copy !req
1287. IT HAPPENED, MOM.Copy !req
1288. IT ALL HAPPENED.Copy !req
1289. CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
LIONS GATE ENTERTAINMENTCopy !req
1290. CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
—www.ncicap.org—Copy !req