1. it's good but
Penn is the place to be.Copy !req
2. I like Northwestern.Copy !req
3. We shall be arriving
at Altoona in about 15 minutes.Copy !req
4. On your right
is Rockview Correctional Institution,Copy !req
5. one of the largest prisons
in Pennsylvania.Copy !req
6. today you need
a BA and a Masters degree.Copy !req
7. Altoona, Pennsylvania.Copy !req
8. Get out your baggage checks
for Altoona.Copy !req
9. the obligation of placing
in his home the Holy ScripturesCopy !req
10. and provide him with instructions
in the Christian faith.Copy !req
11. As Thomas grows in years,
do you Frankie, as godmother,Copy !req
12. and you, William, as godfather,
promise to fulfil these obligations?Copy !req
13. Then, by the power vested in me,
I baptise you Thomas.Copy !req
14. In the name of the Father, the Son...Copy !req
15. Michael! Stop shooting,
you're making the minister crazy.Copy !req
16. I'm outta here!Copy !req
17. By the power vested in me
by this state,Copy !req
18. I declare you released from custody.Copy !req
19. - You're a free man.
- Thank you, Master Lincoln.Copy !req
20. Try to stay out at least a year.
Good luck, Johnny.Copy !req
21. - Thank you, Mr Rosen.
- You're the best cook here.Copy !req
22. I sincerely pray
I'll never see you again.Copy !req
23. - I'll miss your omelettes!
- I'll send you the recipe.Copy !req
24. New York City can be
a real dangerous, hostile place.Copy !req
25. It'll be a nice change.Copy !req
26. New beginning for you men,
make the most of it.Copy !req
27. Come back and cook for us, Johnny!Copy !req
28. Delaney! I'm in, I'm out
I'm out! Out!Copy !req
29. Nice thought, Lester!Copy !req
30. Fresh air.Copy !req
31. We're really free.Copy !req
32. It was a beautiful christening.
Thanks for letting us use your house.Copy !req
33. I love babies. Now, I don't have
any grandchildren...Copy !req
34. Don't start, Mum.Copy !req
35. Would you stop cleaning and sit down?
Come on.Copy !req
36. This is the way people live, Frances.
Real people.Copy !req
37. - What time's your bus?
- Late.Copy !req
38. I want to spend some time with her.Copy !req
39. - Now it's my fault!
- Nothing's your fault.Copy !req
40. It was a lovely ceremony.Copy !req
41. - You wanna try it again?
- One more time.Copy !req
42. - No!
- Please! Yes, one more time.Copy !req
43. - Great christening, honey.
- Gotta go. Bye, Frankie.Copy !req
44. I better get going.Copy !req
45. Baby, I worry about you in New York.Copy !req
46. I'm fine, Mum.Copy !req
47. Maybe I'm not the happiest person
who ever lived...Copy !req
48. but that's not your fault.Copy !req
49. Welcome to New York, you sinners.Copy !req
50. This city is filled with sinners,
we don't need any more,Copy !req
51. but you could be saved if
you follow the word of the Lord.Copy !req
52. Will you follow? The Lord
can save you. Do you wanna be saved?Copy !req
53. Do you? You must choose your way
today, brothers and sisters.Copy !req
54. Do you hear me? You must choose...Copy !req
55. Leo! Meet me at the corner.
Thank you.Copy !req
56. VCR SpecialCopy !req
57. SaleCopy !req
58. Cabbie! Taxi!Copy !req
59. - What are you doing?
- Helen's sick.Copy !req
60. They're sending her home.
I don't know what's the matter.Copy !req
61. Do you want water?
Nedda, get me some water, please.Copy !req
62. You're going to be OK.Copy !req
63. - I'm fine.
- I'll tell you when you're fine.Copy !req
64. - What's wrong?
- He's sending me home.Copy !req
65. Twice in one week?
Dizzy spells, not good.Copy !req
66. It's my medication.Copy !req
67. - Nick, I got a cab.
- Good.Copy !req
68. Here's $10 for the cab,
you take Helen home.Copy !req
69. - What about me?
- You take the bus.Copy !req
70. I'll call you this afternoon.Copy !req
71. That woman at table five
stiffed me last week.Copy !req
72. OK, thanks for telling me.
I'll burn her toast.Copy !req
73. I tell her to stop working so hard,
now she tells me that she's fine.Copy !req
74. She doesn't look so fine to me.Copy !req
75. She's been waiting on me
for ten years.Copy !req
76. No wonder she's sick.Copy !req
77. What are you talking about?
You know that nice dress...Copy !req
78. Not so much butter!Copy !req
79. I say this much, why you use
that much? Get off the phone.Copy !req
80. In a minute, Tino.
Listen, baby, as soon I...Copy !req
81. - Don't tie that thing up all day.
- Luther, who's gonna call you?Copy !req
82. Scrambled with sausage, home friesCopy !req
83. and a gun
to shoot that bitch on three.Copy !req
84. - How was your weekend?
- It was great. I saw my mum...Copy !req
85. Where's my bacon?Copy !req
86. I'm backed up. Help me
and get lover boy off the phone.Copy !req
87. that underwear I bought you.
- Jorge, hi! Lmmigration!Copy !req
88. No, I was just kidding!Copy !req
89. OK, here we go.Copy !req
90. Good morning, Frankie.Copy !req
91. There you go. Sorry it took so long
but Tino's real backed up.Copy !req
92. Walt learned to juggle oranges,
he thinks it gives him vitamin C.Copy !req
93. Hi, we have two specials today. We
have a feta cheese omelette for 3.95Copy !req
94. and a western omelette for 2.95.Copy !req
95. - I'll take the pancake special.
- No, there are no special pancakes.Copy !req
96. There's the feta and the western.Copy !req
97. I'll have the French toast special
with double syrup.Copy !req
98. - My goodness! Did you see that?
- Yeah, I saw it.Copy !req
99. I'm all right, don't worry.Copy !req
100. Look what you did! My father
had to work very hard for this car.Copy !req
101. - Get her off!
- Poke him in the eye!Copy !req
102. when you give them change,
they say, "No, I give you 20."Copy !req
103. I bring you from Greece
to teach you business.Copy !req
104. - I try, Uncle Nick.
- You can sit anywhere.Copy !req
105. Go on, take any table. Once again.Copy !req
106. No, it says you looking
for a short-order cook.Copy !req
107. We're always looking for cooks
but they come and they go.Copy !req
108. I'm not a come-and-go guy.
I'll stick with you if you hire me.Copy !req
109. I like your hair like that.Copy !req
110. - You don't think it's too young?
- No, it's perfect.Copy !req
111. - See the guy on two?
- The cop?Copy !req
112. Wants chopsticks. Where's my bacon?Copy !req
113. My references,
signed by the governor.Copy !req
114. - More like a diploma.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
115. - Sorry.
- Peter, phone call.Copy !req
116. This chopstick has tape on it,
you can't be that cheap.Copy !req
117. - The other one is good.
- One chopstick?Copy !req
118. You want me to sharpen it
and have him stab the food?Copy !req
119. Good idea. So, what do you think,
pookie? You think I should hire him?Copy !req
120. - Yes.
- Why?Copy !req
121. - I like his face.
- Me, too. You're hired.Copy !req
122. Thank you, sir. Really, thank you.Copy !req
123. - OK. You wanna know why? Ask me why.
- Why?Copy !req
124. I believe in giving men
another chance. Close your ears.Copy !req
125. Until he fucks up.
This country gave me another chance.Copy !req
126. Close your ears, pookie.
I didn't fuck up.Copy !req
127. - This is between us.
- Thank you.Copy !req
128. I won't... Could you close your ears?Copy !req
129. I won't fuck up.Copy !req
130. Here. Fill this out,
you bring back tomorrow, all right?Copy !req
131. - You start tomorrow, 6am.
- I can start now.Copy !req
132. Tomorrow's good.
I'm Nick, you're Johnny?Copy !req
133. - How'd you hurt your hand?
- Soccer. You play soccer?Copy !req
134. - No. I play handball, though.
- OK, tomorrow.Copy !req
135. Nice you meeting, pookie.
I'll see you at six.Copy !req
136. - Got a job today!
- Who gives a shit?Copy !req
137. The head is ten points.Copy !req
138. How much for the belly button?Copy !req
139. Man! Winner! One more.
You know what I'm saying.Copy !req
140. Stop playing and get out of here.
Come on.Copy !req
141. You took away our playgrounds
now you take away our stiffs.Copy !req
142. Guy comes out of the garage,
gets in his car and gets shot.Copy !req
143. Hello? How are my shelves?Copy !req
144. - I'm a friend of Tim's. I'm Bobby.
- Where's Tim?Copy !req
145. He's in his place.
You were out of beer.Copy !req
146. - Nice elephant collection.
- Thanks.Copy !req
147. He asked me to help
with your shelves. You like 'em?Copy !req
148. A little crooked but... yeah.Copy !req
149. The shelves aren't crooked.
It's your floor.Copy !req
150. There she is! There's the
little godmother. Welcome home.Copy !req
151. Have you met Bobby?Copy !req
152. We met at a Dr Pepper audition.Copy !req
153. He was the big pepper,
I was the little pepper.Copy !req
154. Hands on buzzers.Copy !req
155. Acrophobia is the fear
of high places,Copy !req
156. agoraphobia is the fear
of open spaces,Copy !req
157. but what are you afraid of
if you're xenophobic?Copy !req
158. Foreigners.Copy !req
159. - Foreigners.
- Foreigners or strangers. Correct!Copy !req
160. Lucy, this is Bobby.
He'll be taking you for your walk.Copy !req
161. She likes to chase Limos.
She has delusions of grandeur.Copy !req
162. I know how to walk a dog.
We do have these things in Kentucky.Copy !req
163. Kentucky! I'm dating Huck Finn!Copy !req
164. - Nice to meet you, Frankie.
- You too, Big Pepper.Copy !req
165. So, have I found Shangri-La?Copy !req
166. - He's nice.
- That's a rotten thing to say.Copy !req
167. He's very nice!
What do you want me to say?Copy !req
168. I leave you alone for two seconds...Copy !req
169. I know. I said I'd never
fall in love again.Copy !req
170. - Where did that get me?
- Don't get dramatic.Copy !req
171. It's an occupational hazard.Copy !req
172. I love watching TV with you,Copy !req
173. I hope we'll best friends
the rest of our livesCopy !req
174. but there's a whole world out there,
it's no use pretending there's notCopy !req
175. just because our feelings got hurt
or there's some virus.Copy !req
176. I know.Copy !req
177. But I'm going for a VCR.Copy !req
178. A VCR. I hope it comes
with a lot of attachments.Copy !req
179. - Is that a life?
- Send out for a pizza, rent a film.Copy !req
180. That's dinner and a movieCopy !req
181. and I don't have to deal with some
schmuck putting his tongue in my ear.Copy !req
182. What is the topic of discussion
when lepidopterists get together?Copy !req
183. Butterflies.Copy !req
184. - Gems?
- No, ma'am. Butterflies or moths.Copy !req
185. You've been to college,
you should know that.Copy !req
186. I'm fine.Copy !req
187. I'm fine.Copy !req
188. Give her a kiss.
Give her a nice kiss.Copy !req
189. Want some bran?Copy !req
190. May as well just eat rope
and yank it through.Copy !req
191. Come on!Copy !req
192. You have feet, you have shoes! Run!Copy !req
193. Papa! Are you OK?Copy !req
194. - What's happening?
- Don't poke! Please.Copy !req
195. Hi, are you buying? I'm on sale.
I'll pay you Thursday.Copy !req
196. How you doing?Copy !req
197. Hi. Looking for company?Copy !req
198. - I don't know. What's the rate now?
- $100. Cash.Copy !req
199. I appreciate the offer
but that's a little out of my...Copy !req
200. Listen, it's slow tonight.
We can talk.Copy !req
201. - You wanna talk? OK, let's...
- So, what do you like?Copy !req
202. What about the spoon position?Copy !req
203. What you gonna do to me
in the spoon position?Copy !req
204. Party time.Copy !req
205. - Celeste, no...
- Christine.Copy !req
206. Yeah, well, clothes on.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
207. Clothes on, spoon position.Copy !req
208. I will go on with dynamite.Copy !req
209. People got to be able to see
as well as hear.Copy !req
210. Watch this, I'll do Bette Davis...Copy !req
211. You all right, man.
That's like a move, ain't it?Copy !req
212. All right! Chop that celery!Copy !req
213. - That's a good way to lose a finger.
- Do it, baby.Copy !req
214. I had a cousin, he lost two fingers
at his last job.Copy !req
215. - He can't even tie his own shoes.
- Come on!Copy !req
216. - I wear loafers anyway.
- Frankie, come here.Copy !req
217. Look at this guy, he's a hot dog.Copy !req
218. He's cute, though.
He's got a cute little ass.Copy !req
219. - Why don't you tell him?
- I think I will. Hey, Zorro!Copy !req
220. Anybody ever tell you
you got a cute ass?Copy !req
221. - Last job I had.
- Are you blushing?Copy !req
222. Stop bothering the new guy.
Everybody get to work for a change.Copy !req
223. Scrambled with bacon, two easy-overs
with sausage and a Belgian waffle.Copy !req
224. I'm Johnny. Who are you?Copy !req
225. These eggs aren't runny.
Mr DeLeon likes them runny.Copy !req
226. They look runny to me.
They're pretty runny.Copy !req
227. - He's a regular.
- Who can argue with that?Copy !req
228. And who can argue with you?Copy !req
229. "Thy head is full of quarrel
like an egg is full of meat."Copy !req
230. Romeo and Juliet. I'm reading it now.Copy !req
231. Act three, scene one.
I can't find it now.Copy !req
232. OK, raw eggs coming up.Copy !req
233. Not raw, runny.Copy !req
234. Wait a minute. Stop!Copy !req
235. Nick, the pie machine's gone berserk.Copy !req
236. Look, if he jumps, he jumps
but they never do.Copy !req
237. I gotta go, I'll call you later.
Yeah, bye.Copy !req
238. - What do you think of him?
- Who?Copy !req
239. - The guy. The new guy.
- He just started, Cora.Copy !req
240. I've been checking him out.
Something about him I don't like.Copy !req
241. I know what you mean. Some wise guy.Copy !req
242. No, it's the headband.Copy !req
243. - He is cute.
- You always see something cute.Copy !req
244. - I'm lucky like that.
- Is Helen still out?Copy !req
245. She'll be back tomorrow.Copy !req
246. You know what your problem is?
You're too picky.Copy !req
247. Women like that always have
opinions about women like us.Copy !req
248. - How do those look?
- Perfect!Copy !req
249. You girls take such good care of me.
I know, I should have said ladies!Copy !req
250. No, you should have said women.Copy !req
251. Frankie, you're looking at
a very old dog.Copy !req
252. In my time I've said tootsies,
dolls, gals, chicks, babes,Copy !req
253. sometimes even broads -
that's when I was a young man.Copy !req
254. When I was a young man,
the wonder-drug was Mercurochrome.Copy !req
255. Did I tell you my daughter-in-law
wants me to call her Ms?Copy !req
256. I put up with her
because of my grandchildren.Copy !req
257. Have I shown you pictures of them?Copy !req
258. Want to see them again?
Some of them are out of focus.Copy !req
259. Peter, telephone.Copy !req
260. How can VCRs be so complicated?Copy !req
261. - What's his story?
- Ask Cora.Copy !req
262. She after him already? She's fast!Copy !req
263. Like a bullet!Copy !req
264. Maybe Jorge knows about VCRs.Copy !req
265. That boy?
All he got on his mind is pussy.Copy !req
266. You open his head,
you'll find little hairy triangles.Copy !req
267. Frankie, come here.Copy !req
268. The professor from the college just
stuck his hand up my skirt again.Copy !req
269. OK. You pour, I'll bump.Copy !req
270. - Let me freshen that up for you.
- I always like more.Copy !req
271. It's very cold.Copy !req
272. I am so sorry! Are you all right?Copy !req
273. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
274. Helen's in the hospital.Copy !req
275. Her neighbour just called.
She thinks this is it.Copy !req
276. 15 years she works here.
It's a long time.Copy !req
277. Do you think she knows we're here?Copy !req
278. I don't know.Copy !req
279. It's a hospital.Copy !req
280. Helen, honey, it's Cora.
Can you hear me?Copy !req
281. Excuse me. Could you leave now?
Helen has another visitor.Copy !req
282. We're leaving.Copy !req
283. We're gonna go now.
We'll be back tomorrow.Copy !req
284. Do you think we're gonna
end up like this? Alone.Copy !req
285. She's not alone.Copy !req
286. She's alone.Copy !req
287. Easy. We'll need something under
his head. Let me have your jacket.Copy !req
288. Back off, OK? Give him a little room.Copy !req
289. - It's not like your father's...
- What's going on?Copy !req
290. - Where's Nick?
- At the hospital.Copy !req
291. - What's wrong?
- He's having a fit.Copy !req
292. Call an ambulance.Copy !req
293. - I love...
- What is wrong with you?Copy !req
294. That's my girlfriend!Copy !req
295. He's just sitting there,
then he falls like a ton of bricks.Copy !req
296. Stand back.Copy !req
297. We need an ambulance, please. The
Apollo restaurant, 23rd and Ninth.Copy !req
298. Is there a doctor here?Copy !req
299. Is anybody a doctor here?Copy !req
300. - You're dressed like a nurse.
- I'm a dental technician.Copy !req
301. - We're gonna need an ambulance.
- They're on the way.Copy !req
302. You gotta get him on his side
so he can breathe right.Copy !req
303. Where did you learn that?Copy !req
304. Campfire Girl...
I don't remember. Is he epileptic?Copy !req
305. - Yeah, I think...
- Sure? It could be drugs.Copy !req
306. Drugs? He don't look like
an addict to me. What is it?Copy !req
307. Epilepsy!Copy !req
308. Yeah, he's epileptic.
Go back to your tables, he's fine.Copy !req
309. The ambulance is coming. Thank you.Copy !req
310. Thanks for cooperating.
Free coffee for everyone.Copy !req
311. - Give everyone...
- Nick'll kill you.Copy !req
312. You can make that call now, Jorge.Copy !req
313. Your name is Frankie, right?Copy !req
314. - I'm Johnny.
- I know.Copy !req
315. Frankie And Johnny, the song.Copy !req
316. Yeah, I've heard of it.
Is he breathing all right?Copy !req
317. Yeah. Frankie and Johnny
were sweethearts...Copy !req
318. - I don't think he's breathing right.
- He's breathing.Copy !req
319. - Why not go out with me tonight?
- What?Copy !req
320. I'm asking you out with me tonight,
on a date.Copy !req
321. He just asked her out.Copy !req
322. - I don't believe this.
- What's not to believe?Copy !req
323. No. Keep him company.
I'll wait for the ambulance.Copy !req
324. - Welcome to the world.
- What happened?Copy !req
325. Nothing much. I just got
turned down by some woman.Copy !req
326. You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
327. Hey, Lucy.Copy !req
328. I'm actually in Rego Park.Copy !req
329. Look who's here.Copy !req
330. What's he doing here?
He didn't know her.Copy !req
331. Sure he did. His first day
was her last... I think.Copy !req
332. Helen can use all the mourners
she can get.Copy !req
333. - Nedda!
- I didn't mean it unkindly,Copy !req
334. I'm just glad
we didn't book St Patrick's.Copy !req
335. Tino and Luther were here earlier,
Nick got the flowers.Copy !req
336. - They're nice.
- I gotta go.Copy !req
337. I'm gonna go with you.
Funerals give me the willies.Copy !req
338. - You gonna come?
- We just got here.Copy !req
339. - It's the thought.
- I don't wanna leave her alone.Copy !req
340. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
341. Come on, Nedda, we don't need
a brick wall to fall on us.Copy !req
342. Shut up, don't be ridiculous.Copy !req
343. You're picking up a guy
in a funeral parlourCopy !req
344. in front of a freakin' stiff!Copy !req
345. In my wildest dreams
I didn't do anything like that.Copy !req
346. Blow it out your ass.Copy !req
347. Charming.Copy !req
348. Sorry, Helen.Copy !req
349. Who do I have to fuck
to get a waffle?Copy !req
350. Forget about the waffle.Copy !req
351. Thank you, Tino,
Oscar's a lot better.Copy !req
352. Hot plates, look out. Here's another
present for you, Luther.Copy !req
353. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
354. Yeah, shoot.Copy !req
355. Tino, give me a moment here.
Thank you.Copy !req
356. - I'll clean that later.
- Did you know Helen?Copy !req
357. - It looked like you were crying.
- Death is very sad.Copy !req
358. But you didn't even know her.Copy !req
359. You don't have to know someone to
feel sad for them. It's empathy.Copy !req
360. Yeah. Empathy, yeah.Copy !req
361. Empathy. The sympathetic vibrations
of two human beings.Copy !req
362. - I know what it means.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
363. I didn't know either
till I looked it up.Copy !req
364. You see, every day when I'm shaving,
I look up a new word.Copy !req
365. It's a little piece of turkey,
that's all.Copy !req
366. How can you have empathy
with someone you've never met?Copy !req
367. I didn't have to meet her. I just
looked at her picture and I knew.Copy !req
368. I knew she lived alone,
I knew she had these dreamsCopy !req
369. that weren't quite enough
to keep her heart beatingCopy !req
370. so she kept it going by
putting a bottle of Four RosesCopy !req
371. under her pillow - nobody knew about.Copy !req
372. Vodka.Copy !req
373. You should get a crystal ball and a
turban, you'd make a lot more money.Copy !req
374. I'm no fortune teller.
I just tell it the way I see it.Copy !req
375. She had that look. My mother
had that look her whole life.Copy !req
376. Disappointed.Copy !req
377. I need a blood sausage
and hash browns.Copy !req
378. Nedda! She's just asking me out!Copy !req
379. I am not! I am not asking you out.Copy !req
380. - I'm sorry I'm interrupting.
- You're slicing the turkey too thin!Copy !req
381. That's OK, I'll wait.Copy !req
382. Baby, you know
how I feel about you, right?Copy !req
383. Don't monopolise the phone.Copy !req
384. Thank you, Cora.Copy !req
385. Did you come?Copy !req
386. Yes. I usually
can hold it longer than that.Copy !req
387. - Sorry.
- But it didn't seem like you came.Copy !req
388. I came. I did. That was terrific.Copy !req
389. Are you sure?Copy !req
390. Are you kidding? Of course I did.Copy !req
391. Yeah, but usually a guy will moan
and yell or something,Copy !req
392. you didn't even clear your throat.Copy !req
393. I trained myself to do it quietly.Copy !req
394. - Why?
- Let's just say I've been in placesCopy !req
395. where full-throated orgasm
would be highly inappropriate.Copy !req
396. - You mean like a monastery?
- Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
397. I'm dizzy.Copy !req
398. Maybe the shoes
was too much for you.Copy !req
399. It could have been.Copy !req
400. - Or position maybe.
- Position! Yes!Copy !req
401. I like that position.
Woman astride. Yes.Copy !req
402. Why didn't you say something?
I would have done it.Copy !req
403. You did it.
That's what this is, astride.Copy !req
404. - What, on top?
- Yeah, on top. Like this.Copy !req
405. Though my lips were sealed,Copy !req
406. my mind and my body
were just shooting off fireworks.Copy !req
407. So, it wasn't exactly perfect.Copy !req
408. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
409. I wasn't exactly 100% - these shoes
are cute but they kill my feet.Copy !req
410. Can I stay over?Copy !req
411. Why not?Copy !req
412. Because if you stay over, the two
of us will lay here all night, awake,Copy !req
413. pretending to be asleep but
wondering why we didn't hit it off.Copy !req
414. Johnny, you're just lonely.
I'm just lonely.Copy !req
415. We don't have to be Romeo and Juliet.Copy !req
416. Lonely.Copy !req
417. You got a boyfriend, you said.Copy !req
418. I got two boyfriends.
I'm looking for one Mr Right.Copy !req
419. - I'll see you tomorrow.
- See you at the salt mines.Copy !req
420. - Bye.
- Good night.Copy !req
421. - It's not the end of the world.
- I know.Copy !req
422. I seen the end of the world.Copy !req
423. "But look, the morn,
in russet mantle cladCopy !req
424. "Walks o'er the dew
of yon high eastward hill."Copy !req
425. - The morn?
- What the hell does it mean?Copy !req
426. It means the sun is up.Copy !req
427. Why doesn't he just say so
instead of this bullshit?Copy !req
428. Because he's Shakespeare.
The greatest poet ever.Copy !req
429. Are you saying
you don't respect me any more?Copy !req
430. - I could care less!
- I don't respect you any more.Copy !req
431. I think you're both a pair of tramps.Copy !req
432. Look, I did you both a favour,
I tried him out.Copy !req
433. Did he really...?Copy !req
434. Two minutes tops!Copy !req
435. - I hate that!
- And so quiet. Like a mouse.Copy !req
436. Marcel Marceau
comes louder than this guy.Copy !req
437. Maybe you scared him.
That isn't out of the question.Copy !req
438. Well, maybe so
but I don't read poetry.Copy !req
439. As I see it, you need two words
to make it in this town -Copy !req
440. "fuck" and "you".Copy !req
441. - Someone didn't get laid last night.
- I get laid every night.Copy !req
442. I bet you do.Copy !req
443. - No, not the wig!
- No! I knew not to use the wig.Copy !req
444. Do you know those gold pumps I got?
The stilettos? I put 'em on,Copy !req
445. things are looking good,
but then I...Copy !req
446. I know what you two
are talking about.Copy !req
447. - You do?
- Of course I do.Copy !req
448. What are we talking about?
Say the word.Copy !req
449. - Leave her alone.
- Just one time. Just for me.Copy !req
450. - Copulate. Say it.
- Cora, leave her alone.Copy !req
451. - Once in your life.
- You are so mean!Copy !req
452. You can do it! On the count of three.
One, two, three!Copy !req
453. I watch Dr Ruth.Copy !req
454. Peter, telephone.Copy !req
455. Yeah. How much?Copy !req
456. What's with you?Copy !req
457. Ladies and gentlemen, staff,
I have an announcement.Copy !req
458. - Crazy busboy.
- I sold my first script.Copy !req
459. Right! They're flying me
first class to sunny LACopy !req
460. to begin shooting Bloods On The Moon!Copy !req
461. I'll give you one last day
and I'm off to Hollywood.Copy !req
462. Son of a bitch! Pardon my French.Copy !req
463. Nice shot.Copy !req
464. OK, serving for the game,
this is it.Copy !req
465. I got you now! Go, Joe!Copy !req
466. Shit! Pardon my French.Copy !req
467. - Out!
- There it is, good game. Good game.Copy !req
468. - Good one, Joe.
- I gotta go catch criminals.Copy !req
469. Why won't you go to
Peter's going-away party with me?Copy !req
470. - I don't want to.
- I'll pick you up at seven.Copy !req
471. - Sometimes you're really obnoxious.
- I'm not obnoxious.Copy !req
472. I'm just eager to go out with you.
That's a big difference.Copy !req
473. 545 West 54th Street, right?Copy !req
474. - How do you know that?
- Come on, it's on your punchcard.Copy !req
475. What are you doing looking at
my punchcard? You stay away from it.Copy !req
476. What's your apartment number?Copy !req
477. - 6A.
- No, I don't believe you.Copy !req
478. 6B? 3F? Am I close?Copy !req
479. - Am I talking to myself over here?
- Just a minute.Copy !req
480. What can I do to make you respond
to me? Can I write little notes?Copy !req
481. I don't respond to little notes.Copy !req
482. - What about if I give you presents?
- You can afford that?Copy !req
483. - I'm saying little.
- I don't like presents and things.Copy !req
484. I know, I gonna back off
but I gotta tell you something.Copy !req
485. - I got a crush on you.
- Burger Deluxe, pick up.Copy !req
486. Why do you want to go out with me?Copy !req
487. Because the heart does things
for reasonsCopy !req
488. that reason cannot understand.Copy !req
489. Does Nick know about this?
I'm gonna tell Nick.Copy !req
490. You got her jealous, you see?
You got her all riled up.Copy !req
491. I want to know why
you want to go out with me.Copy !req
492. We're gonna go to the party
and walk in alone?Copy !req
493. Our whole life
we spend alone at parties.Copy !req
494. So we walk in together,
it's not so bad. So bad?Copy !req
495. No, it's not. We can do it.Copy !req
496. - What? Do what?
- What's the matter?Copy !req
497. I don't even remember
what my order was!Copy !req
498. One meatloaf platter
and two chef's salads.Copy !req
499. See? I never forget an order.Copy !req
500. Cancel the tuna melt, the customer
just died of malnutrition.Copy !req
501. I'm giving his lawyer
your number, OK?Copy !req
502. Try something a little more festive.
You need these?Copy !req
503. No, not yet.Copy !req
504. I'm too old for this shit.Copy !req
505. Come on.Copy !req
506. - You look like an Italian widow.
- I wish you'd just come with me.Copy !req
507. I can't. I've cancelled this dinner
three times already.Copy !req
508. I hate going to parties alone.Copy !req
509. I always feel like
everybody's staring at me.Copy !req
510. Dressed in that they probably are.
What time is the bullfight?Copy !req
511. Let me weave my magic spell.Copy !req
512. The land of lost dresses.
And the winner is...!Copy !req
513. There. Now that is a party dress.
I feel prettier already.Copy !req
514. If you don't want to go
to parties alone, start dating again.Copy !req
515. She hasn't had a date in three years.
Not since Phillip...Copy !req
516. - I said the "Ph" word.
- It's not true.Copy !req
517. What about that Welshman?
I dated him that whole summer.Copy !req
518. Please! I don't count him.Copy !req
519. What? He asked me to marry him.Copy !req
520. That's why I didn't like him.
I knew he wouldn't leave his wife.Copy !req
521. What do you know about those things?Copy !req
522. - More than you do obviously.
- She doesn't have to date.Copy !req
523. I don't date by choice.Copy !req
524. Too bad because I love your choices.Copy !req
525. We went from Mr Abuse You
to Mr Use You,Copy !req
526. plus a fling with a cross dresser
that I blew the whistle on.Copy !req
527. Yes! Mama, the pumps. Definitely
the pumps. Bobby, what do you think?Copy !req
528. - Leave me out of it.
- I'm giving us six weeks.Copy !req
529. Are you expecting someone?Copy !req
530. Hello, who is it?Copy !req
531. I just got goosebumps.
Do you know that song?Copy !req
532. Four weeks.Copy !req
533. It says your name but it doesn't
say the apartment number.Copy !req
534. - 6A. What?
- It's the new guy at work. The cook.Copy !req
535. - Is he cute?
- Yeah, sort of.Copy !req
536. Do you have a date with him
or did you order sandwiches?Copy !req
537. No, he asked me to go out with him
and I told him noCopy !req
538. then he asked me to Peter's party
and I said no, I think.Copy !req
539. What did I say?Copy !req
540. How should I know? Who cares?
It's a gentleman caller.Copy !req
541. What did he do? Run up?
This guy means business.Copy !req
542. - Should I get it?
- Wait!Copy !req
543. Who are you gonna say you are?Copy !req
544. The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance!
What's wrong with you? How do I look?Copy !req
545. - I'm supposed to say that!
- Yeah, but you never do.Copy !req
546. My God! I look like the Breck girl.Copy !req
547. - This is 6A, right?
- 6A.Copy !req
548. - Welcome.
- Hello.Copy !req
549. - Are you OK?
- My God!Copy !req
550. - Can I get you something?
- I'm fine.Copy !req
551. I just ran up five flights.Copy !req
552. I don't know what got into me,
I just had to run up.Copy !req
553. - Wanted to get here.
- You didn't have to do that.Copy !req
554. No, it was my pleasure.Copy !req
555. - So, you ready?
- Almost.Copy !req
556. Yeah? Good.Copy !req
557. Nice apartment. Big for a studio.Copy !req
558. OK, sit. I guess there's
not an empty chair in the house.Copy !req
559. Man, I couldn't figure out
what to wear either.Copy !req
560. This is Tim and Bobby,
they're hooking up my VCR.Copy !req
561. Right.Copy !req
562. I'm Tim, he's Bobby.
I live across the hallCopy !req
563. and Bobby lives with
the Von Trapp family.Copy !req
564. So, this is your first date?Copy !req
565. We just started dating ourselves.Copy !req
566. Each other?Copy !req
567. That's interesting.
You'd never know it.Copy !req
568. This is really nice and homey.
Elephants!Copy !req
569. She's collected those
since she was kid.Copy !req
570. When the trunks are up,
it means good luck.Copy !req
571. But they gotta face the window.Copy !req
572. Otherwise it's bad luck.
I read that somewhere.Copy !req
573. That explains a lot.Copy !req
574. I think I could help you
with that wire.Copy !req
575. I think I got it if I could just...
Sure you know what you're doing?Copy !req
576. Last time I worked on one of these...Copy !req
577. OK, I think
that one goes right there.Copy !req
578. - I'm sure.
- No, it goes over here.Copy !req
579. You gotta take the plug...Copy !req
580. - Are you an electrician?
- No, I'm a cook.Copy !req
581. This is so exciting.
I feel like your big sister.Copy !req
582. - What do you think?
- He's nice.Copy !req
583. That's a rotten thing to say!Copy !req
584. He's very nice.
Look, we've both done worse.Copy !req
585. Of course, he could be
a mass murderer or a psycho.Copy !req
586. Thank you for sharing that with me.Copy !req
587. Come on,
hurry up before he changes his mind.Copy !req
588. It's better the way I had it.Copy !req
589. Yeah, I think you're right.Copy !req
590. Maybe I should just learn to leave
well enough alone.Copy !req
591. Let me help you. Here. Try this.Copy !req
592. I have a cousin who's gay,
by the way.Copy !req
593. - Most people do.
- Ready?Copy !req
594. - He's a really great guy.
- I'm sure.Copy !req
595. He just found out he was gay
a couple of months ago.Copy !req
596. I'll look him up in the directory.
Under the new listings.Copy !req
597. - Let's go.
- Good one.Copy !req
598. Nice meeting you. Nice meeting you,
Bobby. Sorry about the TV.Copy !req
599. - Don't worry about.
- Nice meeting you.Copy !req
600. - Sure you don't wanna come?
- Next week we'll double.Copy !req
601. I hope it works out.Copy !req
602. There's lots of reasons. At work, the
little things you do that I watch.Copy !req
603. I love the way you swig.Copy !req
604. You don't think we'd fit, do you?Copy !req
605. We fit, Frankie. We fit like...Copy !req
606. peas in a pod, like a lock and a key.Copy !req
607. I'm not so sure I like
where your key's been.Copy !req
608. You mean Cora, right?
You think that was something?Copy !req
609. Come on, you know what that was.Copy !req
610. It's a Band-Aid on loneliness.Copy !req
611. So, how old are you?Copy !req
612. None of your business.
How old are you?Copy !req
613. What do you think?Copy !req
614. Late forties.Copy !req
615. - What? Then don't ask.
- Don't ask!Copy !req
616. but before I go any further,Copy !req
617. I'd like to introduce you all
to my heart, Cheryl.Copy !req
618. And the man this couldn't have
happened without, Mutzie Calish.Copy !req
619. Finally, to all of you
who helped me when I was a nobody,Copy !req
620. I'd like to thank you all nowCopy !req
621. because I'm sure I will forget you
when I'm big and in Hollywood!Copy !req
622. I have something to say.Copy !req
623. I wish to make salute to Peter.
He worked for me at the Apollo Cafe.Copy !req
624. For Peter, my cousins
will play some Greek music.Copy !req
625. Let's break some plates!Copy !req
626. Would you like some cake?Copy !req
627. So, wanna dance?Copy !req
628. No. Ask Nedda, that's her thing.Copy !req
629. If something happens between us,
I hope you can handle it.Copy !req
630. - Nedda?
- What?Copy !req
631. - Would you like to go Greek with me?
- Yeah! Hang on, my bra snapped.Copy !req
632. For old times' sake.Copy !req
633. Me and three of the guys
tightened that up.Copy !req
634. Johnny's teaching me
how to be a cook. This is Maria.Copy !req
635. - Great party.
- Confession time.Copy !req
636. On my first day,
I stole some of your tips.Copy !req
637. I know.
But you put it back the next day.Copy !req
638. I was broke. I was really broke.Copy !req
639. I'm really glad things
are working out for you, you know.Copy !req
640. - I wish you all the best.
- Thanks.Copy !req
641. See you Johnny.Copy !req
642. - Hey, baby. Let's cut a rug.
- Are you bra-less?Copy !req
643. Let's go, Nick!Copy !req
644. When do we break the plates?Copy !req
645. That's good. Go.Copy !req
646. Nedda, come on!Copy !req
647. - It's not Greek but it's good.
- Party!Copy !req
648. Let's go, Johnny!Copy !req
649. That's right. All right.Copy !req
650. Bravo!Copy !req
651. - Come on, there must be a reason.
- Dumbo.Copy !req
652. - Dumbo? The movie?
- Yeah.Copy !req
653. No deep hidden meaning.
Plain Dumbo the elephant.Copy !req
654. Just before my father left,
he took me to see DumboCopy !req
655. and I liked it so I save elephants.Copy !req
656. I like that movie Dumbo.Copy !req
657. The flower market. My secret place.Copy !req
658. Only me and 3,000 florists
know about it.Copy !req
659. How about a lovely corsage
for the lady?Copy !req
660. Good.Copy !req
661. - Which one?
- On the bottom, third one in.Copy !req
662. This one?Copy !req
663. OK, I got it.Copy !req
664. You want me to do it?Copy !req
665. You never went to the prom, did you?Copy !req
666. No. Did you?Copy !req
667. I wish you'd stop looking at me
like that.Copy !req
668. Like what?Copy !req
669. Like that. It's too intense.Copy !req
670. You don't look, you stare.
It makes me nervous.Copy !req
671. Thank God! You finally got here.Copy !req
672. Sorry I'm late. Get off my back.Copy !req
673. I think we should go to your place.Copy !req
674. I think so.Copy !req
675. I really like you
but does it have to be tonight?Copy !req
676. Who says?Copy !req
677. - I'm OK.
- Are you OK?Copy !req
678. You got something?Copy !req
679. - You mean rubbers?
- Yeah.Copy !req
680. - Talk about a mood changer.
- Well, do you?Copy !req
681. The truth is I didn't think this
was going to happen on a first date.Copy !req
682. I just didn't think this...Copy !req
683. The truth is, it's not going to.Copy !req
684. - No.
- It's OK.Copy !req
685. I don't know, I just...Copy !req
686. If I'd brought something,
what would that look like?Copy !req
687. It would look like I was planning
to do it with you.Copy !req
688. No, it's OK. Maybe this
is just not such a good idea anyway.Copy !req
689. Come on. I'm being penalised
for respecting you.Copy !req
690. You're not being penalised,
you're just not getting laid.Copy !req
691. Wait a minute now.
Is this about getting laid?Copy !req
692. - Let's talk about...
- No. How about I make us a sandwich?Copy !req
693. - You want a sandwich?
- A sandwich?Copy !req
694. I hate wearing goddamn rubbers,
pardon my French. I know you have to.Copy !req
695. I never thought I'd contemplate
sleeping with a manCopy !req
696. who said "Pardon my French"
all the time.Copy !req
697. Done.
I'll never say those words again.Copy !req
698. Where do you pick up
an expression like that?Copy !req
699. - This is good. You made this?
- No, my mum.Copy !req
700. - Shit.
- Let me see that.Copy !req
701. - It's all right.
- I'll get you something.Copy !req
702. Just keep pressure on it. Don't
let any blood spill on the meatloaf.Copy !req
703. I don't think this is gonna work out.Copy !req
704. I can't hear what you're saying.Copy !req
705. I'm a BLT-down sort of person,Copy !req
706. I think you're looking for
someone a little moreCopy !req
707. pheasant-under-glass.Copy !req
708. - What are you doing in there?
- I'm just looking for Band-Aids.Copy !req
709. - What are you doing?
- Come on in. Sit down.Copy !req
710. I know first aid.Copy !req
711. Give me your finger.Copy !req
712. Give me your thumb.Copy !req
713. I'm 42.Copy !req
714. - I'm 32.
- Really? You don't look it.Copy !req
715. - I'm 44.
- Honest?Copy !req
716. I'm gonna be 46 this year.Copy !req
717. What do you want for your birthday?Copy !req
718. I want to stop bullshitting
about things like my age.Copy !req
719. I'll be 35 on the 11th of November.Copy !req
720. You're a Scorpio?Copy !req
721. Look in the medicine cabinet.
I have some.Copy !req
722. I didn't want you
to get the wrong impression.Copy !req
723. - They're behind the blue...
- I got 'em.Copy !req
724. Is it on?Copy !req
725. Not yet. You can't just
put it on until it's...Copy !req
726. No, I know.Copy !req
727. You know, I wouldn't have gotten
the wrong impression.Copy !req
728. Let me hear you. I wanna hear you.Copy !req
729. Come on, baby, let it go. Let it go.Copy !req
730. Come on. Let it go. Come on.Copy !req
731. I need eggs over-easy
and a roast chicken.Copy !req
732. - Here you go.
- You wear bandanna, I wear bandanna.Copy !req
733. So, the baby's coming soon?
Know what is it yet?Copy !req
734. - Twin boys.
- Twins you got?Copy !req
735. - Can I touch?
- Yeah, be my guest.Copy !req
736. This one just kicked the other one!Copy !req
737. Cora, I never see you like this.Copy !req
738. People think I'm a tough bitch
but it ain't true.Copy !req
739. Shit like this chokes me up.Copy !req
740. Frankie, come here, touch the baby.Copy !req
741. No, that's OK.
My hands are dirty. Next time.Copy !req
742. This is your last chance.
I am never getting pregnant again.Copy !req
743. You said last time!
Flora, the blue, remember?Copy !req
744. Blue is for the morning.
The red one is for the evening.Copy !req
745. - Thank you.
- You're welcome. Two eggs over-easy.Copy !req
746. Hello to you, too.Copy !req
747. I see you made it home all right.Copy !req
748. Yes, I made it here this morning,
had time enough to put this together.Copy !req
749. - Nice.
- I slept like a babe.Copy !req
750. So, I saw you over there,
you like kids?Copy !req
751. - They're OK.
- You look someone who likes kids.Copy !req
752. Yeah? So did my father.Copy !req
753. What does somebody
who likes kids look like?Copy !req
754. I need an order
of liver and onions... Captain Ahab.Copy !req
755. Thanks for loaning me the car, Nick.Copy !req
756. He's lending me his car,
I got an errand to run.Copy !req
757. - He's lending you his car?
- He likes my cooking.Copy !req
758. How about we talk a walk?
I think we should.Copy !req
759. - No. I gotta eat.
- We all gotta eat.Copy !req
760. We'll eat. How about
I make a little picnic for us?Copy !req
761. What's the menu?Copy !req
762. Whatever you like.
You like tuna fish?Copy !req
763. Tino tells me you like tuna.Copy !req
764. - I'll make a tuna casserole.
- No! Not casserole.Copy !req
765. - Tuna fish sandwich.
- I am defined by my tuna sandwich.Copy !req
766. I take the tuna out of the canCopy !req
767. and I work it between my fingers
till it's real soft.Copy !req
768. I'm back.Copy !req
769. It is kinda scary, you got to admit.
Two people coming together is scary.Copy !req
770. You can't deny that it's happening.Copy !req
771. I'll tell you how I really feel.
I feel like you're too needy for me.Copy !req
772. I just feel like you want
everything that I am.Copy !req
773. I do.Copy !req
774. Nick tells me guys ask you
out and you keep saying no. Why?Copy !req
775. I'm retired from dating.Copy !req
776. What does that mean? Something
happened when you were a kid?Copy !req
777. Why is it that any time
a women doesn't want to get involved,Copy !req
778. men think it's because
they were messed with as a kid?Copy !req
779. They were messed with as a woman.Copy !req
780. I'm not gonna mess with you.Copy !req
781. Do you like my tuna?Copy !req
782. Yeah, it's good.Copy !req
783. You didn't graduate high school,
so what? You can go back.Copy !req
784. Go back? I don't think so. I had one
highlight in high school, one.Copy !req
785. What was that?Copy !req
786. I played Sister Sarah
in our production of Guys And Dolls.Copy !req
787. No kidding.Copy !req
788. - Frankie and Johnny.
- I've heard the song.Copy !req
789. - We were a couple before we met.
- Didn't they kill each other?Copy !req
790. No. She killed him.
You got the edge there.Copy !req
791. Come on.Copy !req
792. What are you doing tonight?Copy !req
793. - It's my bowling night.
- Great! I love bowling.Copy !req
794. No. It's a league and besides,
you have your errand.Copy !req
795. - After my errand.
- No. I need a night to get over you.Copy !req
796. OK, I'm on Meadow Brook. 14...Copy !req
797. Meadow Brook.Copy !req
798. 111? What is 111?Copy !req
799. So, am I close? There it is.Copy !req
800. Let's bowl.Copy !req
801. Now, concentrate, Cora.Copy !req
802. Here we go, Frankie.
Need this spare, honey. Go!Copy !req
803. Watch this. Watch! Beautiful!Copy !req
804. - Hell.
- Great, Nedda.Copy !req
805. - It was two.
- It was better than last time.Copy !req
806. - You see that?
- Where'd you learn to bowl so good?Copy !req
807. Altoona, PA.
That's about all I learned.Copy !req
808. You're from Altoona?Copy !req
809. I think I'm going to have
some kind of fit.Copy !req
810. I was born in Altoona.Copy !req
811. - Very funny.
- No! Are you kidding?Copy !req
812. I was born in St Stephen's Hospital.
We lived on Martell Street.Copy !req
813. I suppose you went
to Moody High School?Copy !req
814. No, because we left when I was eight.Copy !req
815. I went to
Park Lane Elementary, though.Copy !req
816. Are you really from Altoona?Copy !req
817. Why would anyone pretend
to be from Altoona?Copy !req
818. To keep up this silly coincidence
theory. Don't encourage him.Copy !req
819. My mother ran off with a guy
she met at an AA meeting,Copy !req
820. my father took us to Baltimore,
to his sister.Copy !req
821. - Cora, it's your turn.
- No, this is better. Go on.Copy !req
822. She couldn't cope with us
so they put us in foster homes.Copy !req
823. Now, I'm 18 years old
and I'm with the carnival.Copy !req
824. This guy, Mr Memory, he's 85
years old, he's got a memory...Copy !req
825. Instant recall, he's got things
in his head - entire books,Copy !req
826. - palindromes, speeches...
- What's that?Copy !req
827. Something you can spell backwards
and forwards the same way.Copy !req
828. - Madam.
- Otto.Copy !req
829. Boob, b-o-o-b.Copy !req
830. - Puppy!
- Close enough.Copy !req
831. Anyway, the old guy says to me...Copy !req
832. Are we bowling or what?Copy !req
833. Sorry. Shall we bowl?Copy !req
834. That's why he has such a good memory.Copy !req
835. He can't bowl in those shoes.
What is wrong with him?Copy !req
836. I'm gonna use my own little ball.Copy !req
837. Come on, Frankie, pull another one!Copy !req
838. - How you doin'?
- OK.Copy !req
839. You all right?Copy !req
840. I know I wasn't supposed to come.
I don't know how you feel about it.Copy !req
841. - It's OK.
- It's OK?Copy !req
842. Really?Copy !req
843. Frankie, you're up.Copy !req
844. We need a strike.
They're ahead by four.Copy !req
845. What are you talking about?
Let me look at this.Copy !req
846. - There, see?
- 92 and eight is 100, not 96.Copy !req
847. No, that was a happy face I drew.Copy !req
848. If you're gonna doctor a score,
doctor mine.Copy !req
849. I'm going all over the place
with you.Copy !req
850. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
851. I'm in love with you. I love you.Copy !req
852. I am totally, completely mad for you.
My heart stops every time I see you.Copy !req
853. I think we should be married.Copy !req
854. I definitely want kids.
Four or five if possible.Copy !req
855. There, I said it.
It wasn't so difficult.Copy !req
856. You don't have to say anything,
I just wanted to get it out.Copy !req
857. - Talk about a load off.
- Talk about a load off?Copy !req
858. Talk about a crock of shit.Copy !req
859. Don't say that, that's vulgar talk.
You don't talk like that.Copy !req
860. Fuck you how I talk.Copy !req
861. I'll talk any fucking way
I feel like.Copy !req
862. This is my fucking bowling night.
Who the fuck are to spoil itCopy !req
863. by telling me you love me?Copy !req
864. She really likes this guy.Copy !req
865. That makes me unloveable?Copy !req
866. No, it makes you a creep.
No, you're sincere, that's worse.Copy !req
867. I mean, are you nuts?
Kids, for Christ's sake!Copy !req
868. So, what's wrong with kids?Copy !req
869. - I hate kids.
- I don't believe that.Copy !req
870. - OK, I'm too old to have kids.
- No, you're not.Copy !req
871. I can't have any. Are you happy now?Copy !req
872. We'll adopt.Copy !req
873. You don't just decide
to go falling in love with people.Copy !req
874. - Why not?
- They don't like it.Copy !req
875. Do you need help?Copy !req
876. How would you like it if Nedda said
she loved you and wanted your baby?Copy !req
877. Nedda, I really like you,
you're nice but I love Frankie.Copy !req
878. - I'm getting help.
- You don't know me.Copy !req
879. I can't do anything,
I slept with the guy.Copy !req
880. - You slept with him?
- Frankie didn't tell you?Copy !req
881. She said you slept
with everybody else.Copy !req
882. - She didn't mention the gold pumps?
- He wore gold pumps?Copy !req
883. You just wanna believe that.Copy !req
884. It makes it easier for you
to run away.Copy !req
885. "You don't know me."Copy !req
886. I don't know you? I know you.Copy !req
887. What do you want, Frankie?
What do you want?Copy !req
888. What do you want from a guy?Copy !req
889. I want a guy who will love me
no matter what.Copy !req
890. You got him. Here. Me.Copy !req
891. This is worse than
Looking For Mr Goodbar.Copy !req
892. I am trying to improve my life
and I'm running out of time.Copy !req
893. Find someone else
who is double-parked like you.Copy !req
894. It could happen.
I could meet somebody tomorrow.Copy !req
895. - Get laid, think I was in love.
- Don't let me stop you.Copy !req
896. You're not stopping me,
I'm stopping me. I love you.Copy !req
897. But I'm so scared.
So scared you are gonna retreat back.Copy !req
898. You know, that place
you're so comfortable with,Copy !req
899. that place where nobody can find you.Copy !req
900. That's why I'm coming on so strong.Copy !req
901. What's going on here?Copy !req
902. Frankie, chances like this
don't come along often.Copy !req
903. You gotta take 'em because
if you don't, they're gone forever.Copy !req
904. And you may wind up not only -Copy !req
905. and pardon my French
for the very last time -Copy !req
906. screwing some other person you meet,Copy !req
907. thinking you're in love with
this person and marrying them.Copy !req
908. - It happens.
- OK, you're making her cry.Copy !req
909. Boy, are you barking up
the wrong tree!Copy !req
910. I never thought
I could fall for a womanCopy !req
911. who said "barking up the wrong tree".Copy !req
912. - Let's go.
- You've driven me to it!Copy !req
913. All right, let's calm down, shall we?
Wait outside. Are you all right?Copy !req
914. I've never used
that expression. Ever!Copy !req
915. If I wanted a man in my life,Copy !req
916. I wouldn't have bought a VCR
I can't even work.Copy !req
917. Excuse me...Copy !req
918. I live in the building
across from you and...Copy !req
919. I've seen how he beats you.Copy !req
920. Is there anything I can do?Copy !req
921. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
922. Shit!Copy !req
923. Excuse me.
Don't be afraid, let me help.Copy !req
924. Thanks, mister.Copy !req
925. I can't take it any more. You're not
giving up your job because of him.Copy !req
926. You were there first.
I'll handle him.Copy !req
927. Now, what's the problem?Copy !req
928. He says he's in love with me.
He wants to marry me.Copy !req
929. - Bastard!
- He's talking about a family.Copy !req
930. You can pick 'em. Love, a home,
marriage? Screw that shit.Copy !req
931. - Can I answer this?
- Tell him to go to hell.Copy !req
932. Frankie just said something
very derogatory about youCopy !req
933. but I know at least a dozen womenCopy !req
934. and quite a few men
I can put you in touch with.Copy !req
935. Johnny, give it a rest.
She doesn't want to talk.Copy !req
936. He wants to know about tonight.Copy !req
937. Saturday night,
the loneliest night of the week.Copy !req
938. I'm busy, call me in a few years.Copy !req
939. He's singing.Copy !req
940. I got to go, we're expecting
another call from you any minute.Copy !req
941. Remember, you're new here
so you're easy to fire.Copy !req
942. OK, keep things clean. Over here,
we have the ice for the drinks.Copy !req
943. Remember that. Here's the telephone,
don't use it.Copy !req
944. I like your ponytail. You don't
write scripts? All dishes go here.Copy !req
945. Over here, all waitresses
put dirty dishes here.Copy !req
946. You keep clean.Copy !req
947. - You're going to kill me.
- Why?Copy !req
948. Many people changing shifts. It makes
me dizzy. It's not my fault, OK?Copy !req
949. - You had tonight off.
- So did you.Copy !req
950. Yeah, well, something came up.Copy !req
951. Something came up for me too.Copy !req
952. Look, I don't wanna hurt
your feelings, OK?Copy !req
953. I really don't but Nick doesn't like
the help messing around.Copy !req
954. So please, don't make this difficult,
I really need this job.Copy !req
955. You think I would
jeopardise your job?Copy !req
956. I'd quit before I'd do that,
I mean that. And I need this job.Copy !req
957. OK, let's just both
go about our business.Copy !req
958. A chicken sand' and
it's birthday time at table eight.Copy !req
959. This is new cashier
and she's my grandmother.Copy !req
960. You give her check when you finished.
Come.Copy !req
961. Good, have good time.Copy !req
962. - Happy birthday, Uncle Lou.
- You look great!Copy !req
963. Lou, blow it out.Copy !req
964. - Thank you.
- Grilled cheese and skins.Copy !req
965. I got a little carried away
at the bowling alley.Copy !req
966. My errand didn't turn out too good,
so I'm sorry, I apologise.Copy !req
967. You certainly made an impression.Copy !req
968. You want something to drink?Copy !req
969. I'm on a break too, so...
talk, don't talk, it's up to you.Copy !req
970. Are you keeping
some big secret from me?Copy !req
971. - Like what?
- Like I don't know, you tell me.Copy !req
972. - I'm not married.
- Were you?Copy !req
973. Yes.Copy !req
974. - How many times?
- Once. That it?Copy !req
975. Were you in jail?Copy !req
976. - I served 18 months in the slammer.
- What for?Copy !req
977. Signing somebody else's name
to somebody else's cheque.Copy !req
978. - A forger?
- I'd call it a failed forger.Copy !req
979. I just did it once, I was...Copy !req
980. Is that where you
did all your reading?Copy !req
981. Yeah, most of it.Copy !req
982. I got most of my books
from Henry Hank Hill.Copy !req
983. - Don't know him.
- Nobody did.Copy !req
984. He was executed two months ago.
I cooked him his last meal.Copy !req
985. - This lettuce is limp.
- I'm sorry, you're right.Copy !req
986. I'm going to the john.Copy !req
987. How about you?
Were you ever married?Copy !req
988. No. Chef's salad, chicken salad
and a side of 'slaw.Copy !req
989. - Anyone serious?
- Try terminal.Copy !req
990. Who's this serious person?Copy !req
991. He got more serious with
who I thought was my best friend.Copy !req
992. - Really? How long ago was that?
- Three years.Copy !req
993. I was divorced three years ago.
Now, is that a coincidence?Copy !req
994. - Really?
- I cross my heart and hope to die.Copy !req
995. - Waitress!
- I'll be right with you, ma'am.Copy !req
996. - You got any kids?
- Two.Copy !req
997. I thought so. You see 'em?Copy !req
998. - Yesterday. First time in two years.
- Yeah?Copy !req
999. That's what the errand was.Copy !req
1000. My wife remarried,
she lives in the suburbs.Copy !req
1001. - I hate the suburbs.
- It's not bad. Beautiful house.Copy !req
1002. Nice. I could never have provided
them with anything like that.Copy !req
1003. I got there, there were my kids,
playing on the lawn.Copy !req
1004. I bet they were glad to see you.Copy !req
1005. I didn't get out of the car,
you know. I just couldn't...Copy !req
1006. They looked so happy and all.
They got so big.Copy !req
1007. Looked like somebody else's kids.Copy !req
1008. I just drove away.Copy !req
1009. It's like I lost them, you know?
That's how I feel.Copy !req
1010. - Waitress!
- Hello? Can we get some service?Copy !req
1011. You haven't lost them,
you're just not ready.Copy !req
1012. Finally! What's safe to eat here?Copy !req
1013. I'm sorry, we're closed.Copy !req
1014. What kind of a place is this?Copy !req
1015. Hurry up, let's go.Copy !req
1016. - Night, Frankie.
- Night, Andreas.Copy !req
1017. Here's yours, Frankie.Copy !req
1018. - You come back any Saturday night.
- Thanks, Maxine.Copy !req
1019. - Night, Maxine.
- Night.Copy !req
1020. Was she home? Did you talk to her?Copy !req
1021. - What she say?
- I'm seeing the kids next weekend.Copy !req
1022. - Good.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1023. What is that?Copy !req
1024. It's a rose.Copy !req
1025. Grew in the kitchen.Copy !req
1026. Good night, closing up.Copy !req
1027. Everything finished. It's good.Copy !req
1028. What's that?Copy !req
1029. - It's potato.
- It's a rose.Copy !req
1030. - Johnny made it.
- On my break.Copy !req
1031. It's nice.Copy !req
1032. Red potato, it's very romantic.Copy !req
1033. Frankie, you want lift home?Copy !req
1034. It's OK. Thanks.Copy !req
1035. OK, you know how to close up.
Bring back fork.Copy !req
1036. - Good night.
- Night, Nick.Copy !req
1037. Come on, Grandma,
we go home and watch wrestling.Copy !req
1038. Come on, I'll walk you home.Copy !req
1039. So, how about you? Do you ever
want to kill yourself sometimes?Copy !req
1040. Yeah, everybody wants
to kill themself sometime.Copy !req
1041. Can we change the subject?Copy !req
1042. - You want me to buy you that?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1043. If you had any wish,
what you wish to be?Copy !req
1044. You won't laugh?Copy !req
1045. - Teacher. Teaching little kids.
- That's good.Copy !req
1046. What about you?
Did you always dream of being a cook?Copy !req
1047. No, prison did it.Copy !req
1048. When I went in and I heard
that "clank", you know, I died.Copy !req
1049. Then they put me in the kitchen
with food and, I don't know,Copy !req
1050. suddenly I was born again.Copy !req
1051. I started to feel
like I could breathe again.Copy !req
1052. You know,
it was like I had aspirations.Copy !req
1053. Aspiration?
Have you been shaving again?Copy !req
1054. So what about this
terminal relationship you had?Copy !req
1055. What was it? A guy who left you
for your best friend?Copy !req
1056. Phillip? You know what
the main thing I felt was? Dumb.Copy !req
1057. I even introduced them.
I lent them money.Copy !req
1058. I gave her my old television.Copy !req
1059. They're probably watching it
right now.Copy !req
1060. I hope it explodes and blows
their faces off.Copy !req
1061. What about before Phillip?
Anybody else?Copy !req
1062. I don't wanna talk about that.Copy !req
1063. OK, but you can't spend the night.Copy !req
1064. There's gotta be
something in this worldCopy !req
1065. better than watching you do that
but I'm damned if I know what it is.Copy !req
1066. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1067. No, I'd put it up there.
It's a vision, inspired spectacle.Copy !req
1068. I'd put it up there with
the Grand Canyon,Copy !req
1069. mother nursing her child,
triumphant facts of nature.Copy !req
1070. - You been to the Grand Canyon?
- I have not, no.Copy !req
1071. Me either. I'd like to go there
some day. Hawaii, too.Copy !req
1072. Open your robe.Copy !req
1073. No, I don't wanna open my robe.Copy !req
1074. Why?Copy !req
1075. I don't know,
I just wanna look at you.Copy !req
1076. 15 seconds, that's all.Copy !req
1077. - I just wanna look at it.
- Look at what? Why?Copy !req
1078. I don't know, I just...
To know that I can.Copy !req
1079. That I can look at the woman I love
and just see her.Copy !req
1080. Her eyes, her breasts,
her stomach, her...Copy !req
1081. - Don't say it! I hate that word.
- I wasn't going to.Copy !req
1082. I hate both of them!Copy !req
1083. I'll look up some new ones
in my thesaurus.Copy !req
1084. I never know when you're
playing games or being serious.Copy !req
1085. It's both. Serious games.
Why do we have to name everything?Copy !req
1086. Say you had a pet parakeet. If it was
beautiful, I'd want to look at it.Copy !req
1087. You'd let me look at it
and we'd move on.Copy !req
1088. I had a parakeet, I hated it.
I was glad when it died.Copy !req
1089. 15 seconds. I'm timing this.
Turn that light out.Copy !req
1090. I told my cousin I didn't want a
bird. She swore I'd love a parakeet.Copy !req
1091. What's to love?
They don't do anythingCopy !req
1092. except not sing when you want them to
and sing when you don'tCopy !req
1093. and make that awful scratching noise.Copy !req
1094. If I ever get another pet,
it'll be a dog.Copy !req
1095. Something you can hold.Copy !req
1096. The only time I got my hands on
that parakeet was the day it diedCopy !req
1097. and I had to pick it up
and throw it away. That's enough.Copy !req
1098. That's got to be 15 seconds.
Happy now?Copy !req
1099. That music is nice.Copy !req
1100. It makes me think of grace.Copy !req
1101. This is Midnight With Marlon.Copy !req
1102. For information on becoming
a member of the WNYL family,Copy !req
1103. why not give me a call? 555-1111.Copy !req
1104. Why do you want to kill
yourself sometimes?Copy !req
1105. I want to kill myself when I think
I'm the only person in the worldCopy !req
1106. and that part of me that feels
that way is trapped inside this bodyCopy !req
1107. that only bumps into other bodiesCopy !req
1108. without connecting to another person
in the world trapped inside of them.Copy !req
1109. We have to connect.Copy !req
1110. We just have to.Copy !req
1111. I feel... very...Copy !req
1112. Say it.Copy !req
1113. - I don't know what.
- Say it anyway.Copy !req
1114. - Protective.
- Good. That's very nice.Copy !req
1115. I'm looking for somebody
to take care of me this time.Copy !req
1116. Aren't we all?Copy !req
1117. Why do we keep going from one subject
I don't like to another?Copy !req
1118. What is this?
Suddenly the armour's up?Copy !req
1119. What about your armour?Copy !req
1120. Besides, I wasn't talking about you.
Not everyone thinks life is a picnic.Copy !req
1121. Some of us have problems.
Some of us have sorrows.Copy !req
1122. People like you
are so busy telling us what you wantCopy !req
1123. you don't notice the rest of usCopy !req
1124. who aren't exactly singing
Yankee Doodle Dandy.Copy !req
1125. Hold it, how we getting
into this now?Copy !req
1126. I've done nothing but notice you.Copy !req
1127. You don't, you smother me.Copy !req
1128. I'm not giving up everything
for someone I don't know.Copy !req
1129. I can't repeat the same stupidity.Copy !req
1130. Who says you have to give up
anything? We're talking about love.Copy !req
1131. - We're not in love.
- That's what you think.Copy !req
1132. I think we are. Just because
you've given up on that possibilityCopy !req
1133. there's no need to drag me down
to that level.Copy !req
1134. I think you better leave now.Copy !req
1135. You know, I'm sorry.
I thought you were a kindred spirit.Copy !req
1136. Kindred means two of a kind
sharing a great affinity.Copy !req
1137. - I know what kindred means.
- Shall we go for affinity?Copy !req
1138. You know, that is the first really
rotten thing you've said to me.Copy !req
1139. To make fun of somebody else's
intelligence or education or lack of,Copy !req
1140. that is somebody
I'd be very glad not to know.Copy !req
1141. I thought you were sad, weird.Copy !req
1142. - I didn't know you were cruel.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
1143. It's just a cruelty waiting
to happen again. I want you to go.Copy !req
1144. Why do you want me to go? Really.Copy !req
1145. I want to be alone,
I want to watch my VCR,Copy !req
1146. eat ice cream, I want to go to sleep.Copy !req
1147. Come on, alone? Sooner or later
you're gonna have to deal with us.Copy !req
1148. There's just no two ways about it.Copy !req
1149. So why don't we just get it
over with? You're in the mood.Copy !req
1150. Tomorrow's Sunday, day off.
We'll sleep in. Let's talk.Copy !req
1151. - Right, I'm calling Tim.
- Tim?Copy !req
1152. No, Bobby.
He'll beat the shit out of you.Copy !req
1153. - Not yet.
- I'll open that window and scream.Copy !req
1154. In this city? Everybody's doing
the same thing, who'll hear you?Copy !req
1155. Get out!Copy !req
1156. I promise I will go
only I wanna make a call.Copy !req
1157. You know, this all should be so easy.
Why is it always so damn hard?Copy !req
1158. Hello? Midnight With Marlon?
Hello, Marlon. My name is JohnnyCopy !req
1159. and I would like to know the name
of that piece of piano musicCopy !req
1160. you were playing a minute agoCopy !req
1161. so I can buy the record
for my lady love,Copy !req
1162. whose name is Frankie, is that
a coincidence? Frankie and Johnny.Copy !req
1163. Debussy, Claude Debussy, right.
Clair de Lune, you got that?Copy !req
1164. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
1165. Everything I want is in this room.Copy !req
1166. Hello, Marlon?Copy !req
1167. I know you don't take requests
but could you just listen to me?Copy !req
1168. Now, there's a man and a woman.Copy !req
1169. He's a cook, she's a waitress.Copy !req
1170. Now, they meet
and they don't connect,Copy !req
1171. only she noticed him,
he could feel it, and he noticed herCopy !req
1172. and they both knew
it was gonna happen.Copy !req
1173. They made love
and for maybe one whole night,Copy !req
1174. they forgot the 10 million thingsCopy !req
1175. that make people think
"I don't love this person,Copy !req
1176. "I don't like this person,
I don't know this..."Copy !req
1177. Instead, it was perfect
and they were perfectCopy !req
1178. and that's all there was
to know about it.Copy !req
1179. Only now, she's beginning
to forget all thatCopy !req
1180. and maybe he'll forget it, too.Copy !req
1181. So could you play an encore
for Frankie and JohnnyCopy !req
1182. in the hope of something that ought
to last and not self-destruct?Copy !req
1183. Why don't you just
think about it? Thank you.Copy !req
1184. I want to show you something.Copy !req
1185. That guy I didn't want to talk about,Copy !req
1186. he did this with a belt buckle.Copy !req
1187. It's gone.Copy !req
1188. It'll never go.Copy !req
1189. It's gone. I made it go.Copy !req
1190. No, Johnny, you can't make it
go away. Nobody can.Copy !req
1191. He's the reason I can't have...Copy !req
1192. kids.Copy !req
1193. He knocked me aroundCopy !req
1194. when I was pregnant and...Copy !req
1195. I lost the baby.Copy !req
1196. There were complications.Copy !req
1197. He's gone now.Copy !req
1198. I would never hit you. Never.Copy !req
1199. You don't have to be afraid any more.Copy !req
1200. I am. I'm afraid.Copy !req
1201. I'm afraid to be alone,
I'm afraid not to be alone.Copy !req
1202. I'm afraid of what I am,
what I'm not,Copy !req
1203. what I might become,
what I might never become.Copy !req
1204. I don't wanna stay at my job
for the rest of my life but I...Copy !req
1205. I'm afraid to leave.Copy !req
1206. And I'm just tired, you know,
I'm just so tired of being afraid.Copy !req
1207. Honey, listen.Copy !req
1208. I know I can't make the bad go away.
You're right, I can't.Copy !req
1209. But when the bad comes again...Copy !req
1210. I'm gonna be next to you.Copy !req
1211. I can't, Johnny.Copy !req
1212. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1213. This is WNYL in New YorkCopy !req
1214. and you're listening to
Midnight With Marlon.Copy !req
1215. As you know, it's not my policy
to take requestsCopy !req
1216. but there's always
an exception to the rule.Copy !req
1217. I don't know if this is the most
beautiful song, Frankie and Johnny.Copy !req
1218. I wish they
really were your namesCopy !req
1219. but I know when
my leg's being pulled.Copy !req
1220. God, how I wish you two
really existed.Copy !req
1221. Maybe I'm crazy, but I'd still
like to believe in love.Copy !req
1222. Why the hell do you think
I work these hours?Copy !req
1223. Anyway, you two moonbeams,
whoever, wherever you are,Copy !req
1224. whatever you're doing,Copy !req
1225. this one's for you.Copy !req
1226. Here's an encore.Copy !req
1227. You wanna brush?Copy !req
1228. That means you want me to brush?Copy !req
1229. Take the blue one,
it's never been used.Copy !req
1230. I'm not gonna ask whose robe this is.Copy !req
1231. Good.Copy !req
1232. You should get toothpaste
with fluoride.Copy !req
1233. Listen.Copy !req
1234. No matter what?Copy !req
1235. I'm 36.Copy !req
1236. EnglishCopy !req