1. - No feet!Copy !req
2. No! No!Copy !req
3. - No! Not the hair!
- Yes.Copy !req
4. - Not the - Frances!
- Ow!Copy !req
5. I tried to make a frittata,
but it's really more of a scramble.Copy !req
6. This is interesting.Copy !req
7. "To praise a work of literature
by calling it sincere...Copy !req
8. is now at best a way of saying that,
although it may be given...Copy !req
9. no aesthetic or intellectual
admiration -"Copy !req
10. I wouldn't eat
a domesticated dog.Copy !req
11. You say that
just because they're cute.Copy !req
12. Don't be stupid.Copy !req
13. I should sleep in my own bed.Copy !req
14. Why?Copy !req
15. Because I bought it.Copy !req
16. Stay.Copy !req
17. But take off your socks.Copy !req
18. - It's hairless?
- No, it has fine, curly hair.Copy !req
19. There's this house
in Westchester -Copy !req
20. the basement
is all Cornish Rexes.Copy !req
21. It smells awful.
The top floor is Siamese cats.Copy !req
22. - I'm allergic to cats.
- They're hypoallergenic.Copy !req
23. - This is a special Frances kitty.
- Oh. Who knew?Copy !req
24. This one's the runt, which is cheaper,
but I think it's the best one anyway.Copy !req
25. I figure one runt
and one regular.Copy !req
26. I put a hundred-dollar
down payment on each cat.Copy !req
27. Well, 80 for the runt
and a hundred for the other one.Copy !req
28. - Why not just get one cat?
- A cat needs a buddy.
If you get one, you need two.Copy !req
29. I'll give you $200
to get no cats.Copy !req
30. So who will take care of them
if you go away?Copy !req
31. I thought we could
get 'em together.Copy !req
32. And move them back and forth
between our apartments?Copy !req
33. No. I thought maybe...Copy !req
34. you could move in with me.Copy !req
35. Oh. Wow.Copy !req
36. - Do you want to move in with me?
- Yeah.Copy !req
37. Yes. I mean,
I do have this other thing.Copy !req
38. - What other thing?
- Well, I don't know.Copy !req
39. I promised Sophie
I'd stay through the lease...Copy !req
40. and she'll probably
want to renew it.Copy !req
41. Is that bad?
I'm sorry. I feel bad.Copy !req
42. - Can't she find someone else?
- Yeah, but it's my friend.Copy !req
43. - Uh-huh.
- I want to move in with you.
- Okay.Copy !req
44. - I feel bad.
- Don't feel bad. Forget it.Copy !req
45. - No. What?
- Nothing.Copy !req
46. - You're mad.
- I'm not mad. I'm disappointed.Copy !req
47. - I feel bad.
- Stop feeling bad.Copy !req
48. Frances, I asked you
to move in. You said no.Copy !req
49. - But I can't.
- You can. You don't want to.Copy !req
50. - Who is it?
- I don't have to get it.Copy !req
51. - Who is it?
- Sophie. I'll call her later.
- Just pick up the phone.Copy !req
52. - Are you sure?
- Answer it.Copy !req
53. Yo, girl! What's up?Copy !req
54. Hey, where are you?Copy !req
55. I can't come.Copy !req
56. Are you drunk?Copy !req
57. I love you!Copy !req
58. Ahh! Dumpling House!Copy !req
59. I can't really talk right now.Copy !req
60. Okay. I love you.Copy !req
61. Okay.Copy !req
62. I love you.Copy !req
63. She's with these guys...Copy !req
64. Benji and Lev,
at a party in Chinatown.Copy !req
65. They're drunk.Copy !req
66. I don't know.Copy !req
67. Maybe this isn't working.Copy !req
68. - I'm sorry.
- Me too.Copy !req
69. Maybe -
No, never mind.Copy !req
70. - What?
- I want to pay you for the cats.Copy !req
71. I'm not gonna take
money from you...Copy !req
72. but I am going
to get the cats anyway.Copy !req
73. But then you're gonna be
a single guy with two cats.Copy !req
74. Why would I be single?Copy !req
75. - With two cats.
- No, I know.Copy !req
76. I mean,
why would I be single?Copy !req
77. I don't know.Copy !req
78. I thought you said that
this isn't working.Copy !req
79. I mean, if we don't move in together.
If we can't move in together.Copy !req
80. We can move in together.Copy !req
81. I don't know that I believe
anything I'm saying.Copy !req
82. Uh-huh.Copy !req
83. This hasn't been great
for a while.Copy !req
84. "This hasn't been great
for a while."Copy !req
85. This has not been -Copy !req
86. - Where are you going?
- Home, I guess.Copy !req
87. I'm really... tired.Copy !req
88. I'm always so tired.Copy !req
89. Let's move in together.Copy !req
90. Hi!Copy !req
91. You're crazy.
You know Lev?Copy !req
92. Yes.Copy !req
93. - And Benji?
- Hi.Copy !req
94. I can't get interested
in art or books...Copy !req
95. or movies about animals.Copy !req
96. The animals have to talk
or be at war for me to be interested.Copy !req
97. Don't hit the third rail.Copy !req
98. Shit!Copy !req
99. The Fs not running.Copy !req
100. - I want a sip.
- Do you want your own?Copy !req
101. I want a sip.Copy !req
102. The coffee people are right.Copy !req
103. We are like a lesbian couple
that doesn't have sex anymore.Copy !req
104. - Wait. Come back.
- Don't pick at your face.Copy !req
105. I don't like smoking alone.Copy !req
106. Me and Dan
don't have sex anymore.Copy !req
107. Didn't have sex anymore.Copy !req
108. Yeah, that's why you broke up.Copy !req
109. And if it happened,
he would just -Copy !req
110. He only had one way
he could finish.Copy !req
111. Oh, I hate that.Copy !req
112. It was always with me facing flat
on the bed from behind...Copy !req
113. which just -Copy !req
114. everything that matters
is covered up.Copy !req
115. - It's like with me and Patch.
- Yo, Patchy!Copy !req
116. 'Sup, brah?Copy !req
117. The way he always likes
to come in my face.Copy !req
118. Yeah. Classy.Copy !req
119. He's the kind of guy who says,
"I've gotta take a leak."Copy !req
120. And wears predistressed
baseball hats.Copy !req
121. He's a nice guy -Copy !req
122. you know, for today.Copy !req
123. I should feel bad
I went to that party.Copy !req
124. You deserved it.
You just got out of relationship jail.Copy !req
125. - I think Dan was an alcoholic.
- He was.Copy !req
126. He wasn't a real alcoholic...Copy !req
127. but sometimes he would have,
like, 12 beers.Copy !req
128. - Hey.
- What?Copy !req
129. Lev is asking
for your number.Copy !req
130. Give it to him.Copy !req
131. You did just break up
with Dan. Today.Copy !req
132. Just do it.Copy !req
133. I love you, Sophie,
even if you love...Copy !req
134. your phone that has e-mail
more than you love me.Copy !req
135. My phone that has e-mail
doesn't leave a casserole dish...Copy !req
136. in the sink for three days.Copy !req
137. What about that time
you made a cake?Copy !req
138. I love you too.Copy !req
139. "Ahoy, sexy.
Are you around this week?"Copy !req
140. "Ahoy, sexy"?Copy !req
141. That is actually very gay.Copy !req
142. Am I nautically sensual?Copy !req
143. You're funny.Copy !req
144. Lev didn't laugh
at any of my jokes.Copy !req
145. You are so funny.Copy !req
146. Should I text him back...Copy !req
147. "Starboard anal sex"?Copy !req
148. No.Copy !req
149. Tell me the story of us.Copy !req
150. Again?Copy !req
151. All right, Frances.Copy !req
152. We are gonna
take over the world.Copy !req
153. You'll be this awesomely
bitchy publishing mogul.Copy !req
154. And you'll be this famous
modern dancer...Copy !req
155. and I'll publish
a really expensive book about you.Copy !req
156. That d-bags we make fun of
will put on their coffee tables.Copy !req
157. - And we'll co-own
a vacation apartment in Paris.
- And we'll have lovers.Copy !req
158. - And no children.
- And we'll speak at college graduations.Copy !req
159. - And honorary degrees.
- So many honorary degrees.Copy !req
160. - Colleen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
161. What time's rehearsal?Copy !req
162. It's 4:00. Don't forget
to bring your shoes.Copy !req
163. - Hey.
- Jesus!Copy !req
164. Sorry. I'm here.Copy !req
165. I don't have time to talk.
I'm doing the job of three people.Copy !req
166. But I can see you
after rehearsal.Copy !req
167. I read that article in the Times.
You must be so happy.Copy !req
168. Yeah, thanks. I forget
I make my own work sometimes.Copy !req
169. But thanks.Copy !req
170. - I usually hate that woman's writing.
- Right. Thank you, Frances.Copy !req
171. Actually, I had a couple of questions.
I'm trying to be proactive about my life.Copy !req
172. Ah. Well, I might have some
studio space available...Copy !req
173. if you want to play
with some choreography.Copy !req
174. Uh, no, I was wondering
if there were...Copy !req
175. any more classes
at the school I could teach.Copy !req
176. I'm a little -
I'm kind of broke.Copy !req
177. I'll check,
but I'm all full up, I think.Copy !req
178. I thought so. I'm just proud
of myself for asking.Copy !req
179. I'll probably be able to use you
and some of the other apprentices
for the Christmas show.Copy !req
180. - I mean, that's something.
- That's great.Copy !req
181. I just wanted to say
I really look up to you...Copy !req
182. and I just -
I think you're great.Copy !req
183. A beat-up old dancer doing paperwork?Copy !req
184. I really need to do
all this paperwork now.Copy !req
185. I'm running rehearsal today,
so I'll see you there.Copy !req
186. - Bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
187. And then he was like,
"Rachel, you are cold and mean."Copy !req
188. And I was like, "Fuck...Copy !req
189. that really hurt my feelings."Copy !req
190. And up over the head.Copy !req
191. Boom. Perfect.
Over and... shoulder.Copy !req
192. Boom, boom, boom. That was great.Copy !req
193. Face each other.
Look at each other.Copy !req
194. Wrap the head around.Copy !req
195. That's nice. That's nice.Copy !req
196. Move it around.Copy !req
197. That's good, Rachel.
That's right.Copy !req
198. - All right. Understudies, out.Copy !req
199. Understudies, out. Out.Copy !req
200. All right. Good.
Take it from the beginning.Copy !req
201. - Relevé and down.Copy !req
202. Plié and straighten...Copy !req
203. and plié and straighten...Copy !req
204. and relevé and down.Copy !req
205. And relevé all the way up
and turn. ..Copy !req
206. To the other side...Copy !req
207. and all the way down.Copy !req
208. And now We have
the other foot in front.Copy !req
209. And plié and straighten
and plié -Copy !req
210. - Ahoy, sexy!
- Ahoy, sexy!Copy !req
211. - There's no service.
- Sometimes there is for a second.Copy !req
212. What is going on
with that phone, lady?Copy !req
213. I didn't want to do it without knowing
it was okay with you first.Copy !req
214. - Do what?
- I want to move
into this apartment with Lisa.Copy !req
215. It's this great apartment in Tribeca,
which is what I've always wanted...Copy !req
216. but I don't want to do it
if it's not okay with you.Copy !req
217. - Oh.
- They need to know by tomorrow...Copy !req
218. so I kind of need to say
something today.Copy !req
219. Who have you been e-mailing?Copy !req
220. My parents, for help
with the broker's fee.Copy !req
221. - You have to pay our rent.
- I know.Copy !req
222. I'll pay till the end of the lease.Copy !req
223. You know, there's only
another two months anyway.Copy !req
224. Are you okay with it?
I really don't want to do it if you're not.Copy !req
225. - I thought we were
gonna renew our lease.
- Yeah, but we never talked about it.Copy !req
226. - I could've moved in with Dan.
- Not if you broke up.Copy !req
227. - That's why we broke up.
- Really?Copy !req
228. No.Copy !req
229. It's literally on my favorite street.
Lisa said it was too good to pass up.Copy !req
230. - You hate Lisa.
- She's okay.Copy !req
231. - We make fun of her.
- We're both really clean.Copy !req
232. I'm busy.Copy !req
233. - I wish it was gonna be with you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
234. - But Lisa found the place.
- Right.Copy !req
235. Does this train go to DeKalb?Copy !req
236. We could always look for a place
together, if you want.Copy !req
237. But it's really hard
to find stuff in Tribeca.Copy !req
238. I can't afford Tribeca.Copy !req
239. I'm not leaving you.
I'm just moving neighborhoods.Copy !req
240. What are you doing?Copy !req
241. I put my ring on my thumb,
and I'm having trouble getting it off.Copy !req
242. Hold your hand above your head.
It'll drain the blood out.Copy !req
243. I look like
I'm asking a question.Copy !req
244. Ow! Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
245. We bought the kettle
together, remember?Copy !req
246. At the Mexican superstore?
Jesus!Copy !req
247. Bring it back!
Or buy me another kettle!Copy !req
248. Hi. I just - I just got a tax rebate.
Do you want to go to dinner?Copy !req
249. This is me in the locker room
with the Knicks.Copy !req
250. - Wow.
- Sophie said you liked basketball.Copy !req
251. That was just one time.Copy !req
252. Oh, crazy.Copy !req
253. Oh, yeah. I was goofing around with
this vintage Triumph I think I'm gonna buy.Copy !req
254. - Motorcycles are so loud.
- What?Copy !req
255. You can't listen to music
when you're on a motorcycle.Copy !req
256. But you're on a motorcycle.Copy !req
257. - This is me with Jay Leno.
- He's such a dick.Copy !req
258. I know,
but don't you just love him?Copy !req
259. - Oh!
- No.Copy !req
260. - Yes.
- No.Copy !req
261. Ye- No. Yes.Copy !req
262. I'm the one with the tax rebate.Copy !req
263. - Can I take it?
- Uh - Uh - Uh-Copy !req
264. Fine.Copy !req
265. Just because you bought dinner
doesn't mean I'm gonna sleep with you.Copy !req
266. I'm not trying to sleep with you.Copy !req
267. - No, I was pretending to be
a liberated woman.
- Oh. I got it.Copy !req
268. Thanks for paying.
That was very sweet. You're a lady.Copy !req
269. Sorry, but the card didn't go through.Copy !req
270. - Do you have another card
you want to try?
- Oh, shit. Sorry.Copy !req
271. - This is a debit card.
- Only credit cards or cash.Copy !req
272. Okay.Copy !req
273. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm not a real person yet.Copy !req
274. - I got it.
- No, no. No.Copy !req
275. I'm just gonna go run
and get some cash.Copy !req
276. - Where's your ATM?
- No ATM. Not working.Copy !req
277. Is there an ATM that way?Copy !req
278. That way? Okay.Copy !req
279. All right. I'll ask her.
I'll let you know.Copy !req
280. Okay, man. See you.Copy !req
281. Sorry, that was Benji.
My Sophie.Copy !req
282. You go to Switzerland?Copy !req
283. Have I been to Switzerland?
No.Copy !req
284. No. I mean, did you go to -Copy !req
285. Where were you?Copy !req
286. Oh, I - It took me
so long to find the -Copy !req
287. What the fuck?
You're bleeding.Copy !req
288. What? Oh!Copy !req
289. - I c- I can't find it.
- It's somewhere on your arm.Copy !req
290. I - Oh, shit! Sorry.Copy !req
291. Don't apologize to me.Copy !req
292. Oh, damn it. Let me -Copy !req
293. No, no. One second.Copy !req
294. I'm gonna go...
use the bathroom.Copy !req
295. - This place is pretty awesome.
- Thank you.Copy !req
296. - You're welcome.
- I'm a first responder.Copy !req
297. - Ah. You didn't have to do that.
- You're injured.Copy !req
298. I know, but I'm fine.Copy !req
299. - There.
- Like a Boy Scout.Copy !req
300. Sophie makes fun of me because
I can't account for my bruises.Copy !req
301. - We're not living together anymore.
- Really?Copy !req
302. Yeah. I'm gonna have
to find a new place.Copy !req
303. I can't afford to stay there alone.
I was thinking Washington Heights.Copy !req
304. The chick in the little room
might be moving to Portland next month.Copy !req
305. Oh. That's good to know.Copy !req
306. You smoke inside?Copy !req
307. - Yeah. Don't you?
- No.Copy !req
308. - Want to?
- Yeah.Copy !req
309. This makes me feel like
a bad mother in 1987.Copy !req
310. You want to see my room?Copy !req
311. Oh!Copy !req
312. - Is this your family?
- Nope.Copy !req
313. Yo, check it.
Vintage lenser.Copy !req
314. Eh!Copy !req
315. - Here we are.Copy !req
316. Oh, my God. This is amazing.Copy !req
317. - Lev? Honey, you home?
- Oh, Benji's home.Copy !req
318. So do you do it professionally?Copy !req
319. Yes.
Well, I mean, I'm an apprentice...Copy !req
320. but it is a professional
dance company.Copy !req
321. Oh. I love dance.
I dated a dancer in high school...Copy !req
322. and her teacher said
I could've really had a future in it.Copy !req
323. You liar. He's a liar.Copy !req
324. No, I'm not.
Ask anyone from school.Copy !req
325. No, I really love to dance.Copy !req
326. It's pretty great.
I mean, it's a hard world, but -Copy !req
327. - Do us a dance.
- I'd feel weird.Copy !req
328. Come on.
Just one move.Copy !req
329. Uh...Copy !req
330. That was great.Copy !req
331. You should be in this music video
a friend is working on.Copy !req
332. - I'll hook you guys up.
- You guys are like magic.Copy !req
333. Is Noodle Champion
still open? I'm starving.Copy !req
334. - I don't think so.
- All we have is - We have eggs.Copy !req
335. I want something prepared...Copy !req
336. and brought to me.Copy !req
337. Wait.Copy !req
338. - Bye. It was really good.
- I'll call ya. We'll shoot some pigeons.Copy !req
339. - I'll let you know about my show.
- Yes, please.Copy !req
340. - I love your hair.
- Thank you.Copy !req
341. - Thanks for stopping by.
- Bye.Copy !req
342. This is the best night I've had
since Sophie dumped me.Copy !req
343. I should probably go.Copy !req
344. Make a left out of the building,
take the first right.Copy !req
345. - The F is on the other side
of the bridge, on East Broadway.
- You'll see a 99-cent store.Copy !req
346. Okay. Yeah.Copy !req
347. I should go.Copy !req
348. Is that chick really
moving to Portland?Copy !req
349. - Yeah.
- Before you go, do us another dance.Copy !req
350. Okay.Copy !req
351. I know when to go out...Copy !req
352. or when to stay in.Copy !req
353. Get things done.Copy !req
354. - What time you get in last night?
- Late. Like 1:00.Copy !req
355. Why didn't you come in
and say hi?Copy !req
356. I'm sorry.
I thought you were asleep.Copy !req
357. I wasn't asleep.
I heard you come in.Copy !req
358. Then you knew
what time I got in?Copy !req
359. I'm working on some sample skits
for Saturday Night Live.Copy !req
360. A producer said I could probably
get a job writing for them.Copy !req
361. - Cool.
- Such a lie.Copy !req
362. - Guys, this is Nessa.
- Hey.Copy !req
363. Hello. I'm Frances.Copy !req
364. Lev and I were gonna make
bacon-egg bagels. You want some?Copy !req
365. Oh, no. Thanks, though.
I wanted to go to the Met...Copy !req
366. and I have to deposit this check
and drop off my laundry.Copy !req
367. A whole Sunday planned.Copy !req
368. - Ever ridden on a motorcycle?
- Once.Copy !req
369. It's an '85 Honda Shadow VT700.Copy !req
370. - Are you impressed?
- Very. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
371. So why do you want
to live together?Copy !req
372. Well, I met Benji
through my friend Sophie.Copy !req
373. - Where is Sophie these days?
- Busy with work.Copy !req
374. - Which Sophie?
- Sophie Levy.Copy !req
375. Get out!
I fucked her little brother.Copy !req
376. Oh, you fucked Thomas.Copy !req
377. - Yeah.
- You fucked who?Copy !req
378. - How do you know her?
- We went to college together,
and we're the same person.Copy !req
379. - You're that Frances!
- But we have different hair.Copy !req
380. That's what we say.
Yeah, I'm that Frances.Copy !req
381. - She speaks so highly of you.
- Well, we're best friends.Copy !req
382. She's been to my house
for Christmas three times.Copy !req
383. - Why doesn't she go to her own house?
- She's Jewish.Copy !req
384. - She was saying last week she loved you.
- You saw her last week?Copy !req
385. - When did you fuck her brother?
- Where were you guys?
- I met you last night.Copy !req
386. - We were at that restaurant, Po.
- Who were you fucking last week, Lev?Copy !req
387. Is that a good restaurant?Copy !req
388. Was she with -
Who was she with?Copy !req
389. Me and Thomas and that guy
she dates, Patch.Copy !req
390. - Double-date.
- And some girl. Lena?Copy !req
391. - Lisa. Cunt.
- Who were you fucking
last week, Frances?Copy !req
392. - I make love.
- Frances: undateable.Copy !req
393. - Aren't you a lot older than Sophie?
- No. We went to college together.Copy !req
394. - Hmm. You seem older.
- I'm a couple months older.Copy !req
395. Like, a lot older...Copy !req
396. but less, like, grown up.Copy !req
397. It's weird.
You have an older face.Copy !req
398. But, like, you don't have
your shit together.Copy !req
399. Nessa can't come from sex.
Only 69.Copy !req
400. That's a crazy helmet.Copy !req
401. Got to. Motorcycle law.
Can you leave that rent check?Copy !req
402. Oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll just put it on your desk.Copy !req
403. - 950, right?
- Nope, 1,200.Copy !req
404. I - I don't, um -Copy !req
405. When I moved in,
we said 950.Copy !req
406. Nope. The whole space is 4,000,
but the little room's only 1,200.Copy !req
407. No, she's right. We said we could pay
that much until she got more cash.Copy !req
408. Remember? Because when I do
the Christmas show...Copy !req
409. - I'll make more because
I'll be doing ten shows a week.
- Oh, right.Copy !req
410. So we're good with 950?
That's okay? I'm really sorry.Copy !req
411. No prob.Copy !req
412. Catch you on the flip side.Copy !req
413. He leaves so easily.Copy !req
414. Well, transportation's his thing.Copy !req
415. Bike, skateboard.
He has a car too.Copy !req
416. I can't even get
out of the house on my feet.Copy !req
417. You know what Virginia Woolf book
this reminds me of?Copy !req
418. undateable.Copy !req
419. Want to watch a movie?Copy !req
420. - Now?
- Yeah. Let's do a movie afternoon.Copy !req
421. I already wasted the whole day.
I already feel bad.Copy !req
422. I think it's a great day.Copy !req
423. I ate an egg bagel
that Lev's slut made me.Copy !req
424. I Internet-acquired three pairs
of very rare Ray-Bans.Copy !req
425. I'm doing awesome.Copy !req
426. I thought we were both broke.Copy !req
427. I caved and finally took
a loan from my stepdad.Copy !req
428. Bastard.
I need a fucking job, though.Copy !req
429. - What about SNL?
- Yeah, maybe.Copy !req
430. It's gone so downhill.Copy !req
431. Till then, it's after 3:00.Copy !req
432. I can drink.Copy !req
433. Let's do something fun.Copy !req
434. - We could go to a movie.
- Movies are so expensive now.Copy !req
435. Yeah, but you're at the movies.Copy !req
436. I should be saving
so I can pay full rent.Copy !req
437. Well, I'm not gonna force you.Copy !req
438. I have to work out, at least.Copy !req
439. I cannot get fat.Copy !req
440. Do I look old to you?Copy !req
441. No. Yes.Copy !req
442. - How old?
- Older than I am?Copy !req
443. - Older than 27?
- No.Copy !req
444. Twenty-seven is old, though.Copy !req
445. Isn't this place amazing?Copy !req
446. - Is that an Eames chair?
- Yeah.Copy !req
447. - Isn't this great?
- Total rich-kid apartment.Copy !req
448. The boys just have good eyes.
They find stuff all the time.Copy !req
449. Do you know who
Lev Shapiro's dad is?Copy !req
450. He doesn't get along with his dad.
Lev and Benji are artists.Copy !req
451. Exactly. The only people who can afford
to be artists in New York are rich.Copy !req
452. I'm an artist.
I'm not rich.Copy !req
453. You are rare.Copy !req
454. We need whiskeys.Copy !req
455. It's just, this apartment
is very... aware of itself.Copy !req
456. Everyone who comes here loves it.
I love it.Copy !req
457. The three of us
are hilarious together.Copy !req
458. We're like a sitcom:
My Two Husbands.Copy !req
459. Oh, that's great.
I'm really happy for you, Frances.Copy !req
460. Thank you, Sophie.Copy !req
461. Ladies.Copy !req
462. Lev Shapiro, you know Sophie?Copy !req
463. Of course.
Still beautiful.Copy !req
464. - How is the publishing business?
- You know, not good.Copy !req
465. How's sculpture?Copy !req
466. Amazing-ng-ng.Copy !req
467. Oh. My boyfriend likes
that artist you work for.Copy !req
468. - Tell your boyfriend he can talk
to me if he wants to buy something.
- I will.Copy !req
469. Are we buying art now?
Is that the point we're at?Copy !req
470. - I need to get clean. Ladies.
- Bye.Copy !req
471. - Lev would totally date you.
- I have a boyfriend.Copy !req
472. But isn't he charming
and so handsome?Copy !req
473. You could be over here all the time.
It would be great.Copy !req
474. Then you wouldn't have to spend
all that time with Lisa.Copy !req
475. - Right. I could fuck him
just to not hang out with Lisa.Copy !req
476. Don't mind me.
I'm just trying to get your attention.Copy !req
477. How could you not want to date him?
He's kind of magic.Copy !req
478. Because I'm with Patch.Copy !req
479. Patch is the kind of guy...Copy !req
480. who buys
a black leather couch...Copy !req
481. and is like, "I love it."Copy !req
482. - What are we doing with our day?
- I got to get going around 5:00.Copy !req
483. - I thought we were hanging out.
- We are.Copy !req
484. - All day.
- I have plans with Patch tonight.
I told you.Copy !req
485. - No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did. I texted that to you.Copy !req
486. - No, you didn't.
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
487. - Here.
- We're not doing that.Copy !req
488. That's shitty.
It's not court.Copy !req
489. - I did text you, though.
- I believe you.Copy !req
490. - You don't have to believe me.
I did text you.
- Want to see my room?Copy !req
491. I kind of have a crush on this boy,
but his name is Georgie...Copy !req
492. so I don't really know
how far it's gonna go.Copy !req
493. - Can't fuck a Georgie.
- "I want you inside me, Georgie."Copy !req
494. - Have you been dating anyone?
- Nope.Copy !req
495. - Oh, Frances.
- It's fine.Copy !req
496. - What about Benji?
- Benji thinks I'm undateable.Copy !req
497. It's really funny when he does it.
You and I are both undateable.Copy !req
498. Guys can't handle us.
We're gonna end up spinsters.Copy !req
499. You better break that to Patch.Copy !req
500. Boys are easier.
Girls are passive-aggressive.Copy !req
501. Boys are just like,
"Clean up your shit."Copy !req
502. You're still messy.Copy !req
503. I've been busy.Copy !req
504. No, it wasn't a criticism.
I meant it as a nice thing.Copy !req
505. You will always be messy,
and you will always look at yourself
too much in the mirror.Copy !req
506. - When did I look at myself in the mirror?
- Always. You just were doing it.Copy !req
507. There are so many mirrors
in this apartment.Copy !req
508. I don't want you to change.Copy !req
509. I like your clothes everywhere
and your mirror thing. It's sweet.Copy !req
510. - You have stuff too.
- What?Copy !req
511. You judge people who aren't
as moderate as you are.Copy !req
512. - I do not.
- You do, and you don't read.Copy !req
513. - Hey, bitches!
- Benji! You're crazy!Copy !req
514. - Want to see my room?
- Sure.Copy !req
515. - Hey, guys, this is Lindsay.
- Hi.Copy !req
516. I wish we had cookies.Copy !req
517. I wish we had Chessmen.Copy !req
518. - Good show tonight.
- You too.Copy !req
519. - You were beautiful tonight.
- Thank you.Copy !req
520. - Hey.
- Hi. Sorry.Copy !req
521. I'm so slow.
I have trouble leaving places.Copy !req
522. You were great tonight.Copy !req
523. Thanks.Copy !req
524. Frances,
I wanted to tell you...Copy !req
525. so you would have
some days to process it."Copy !req
526. We won't be able to use you
in the Christmas show.Copy !req
527. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
528. What?Copy !req
529. - I'm really sorry. You know
what bad shape the company's in.
- I know.Copy !req
530. We can talk about next steps
when we're back in February.Copy !req
531. - Am I fired?
- No.Copy !req
532. I just - I like you...Copy !req
533. and I want to talk about the future
and make sure it's what you want.Copy !req
534. - I want to be in the company.
- I know.Copy !req
535. Take your time.Copy !req
536. I will.
I can't help it.Copy !req
537. Oh, my love!
I'm so glad you're here!Copy !req
538. You were great.
Really great.Copy !req
539. - Could you see me?
- We were in the risers,
so we could see to the back.Copy !req
540. - Who?
- Sorry. Had to take a leak.Copy !req
541. - Congratulations.
- Thank you.Copy !req
542. Shall we all go out
for a quick drink?Copy !req
543. "A quick drink"?Copy !req
544. - Yeah, we have to get up early tomorrow.
- Tomorrow's Saturday.Copy !req
545. We have to catch a flight.
We're meeting my parents
in the Galapagos.Copy !req
546. I haven't packed yet.
You know me.Copy !req
547. - Last-minute Mabel.
- Ronald Rule-follower.Copy !req
548. I want us to be family,
you know?Copy !req
549. I can be part of your family,
don't you think?Copy !req
550. Patch, I love you -
I want to love you -Copy !req
551. but I need you to get drunk.Copy !req
552. - How are we doing?
- Really good.Copy !req
553. We'll get a bottle of your most
expensive vodka for the table...Copy !req
554. and then all of the stuff
that comes with it.Copy !req
555. Very good.Copy !req
556. - Sophie.
- Yes?Copy !req
557. - Come with me.
- Where?
- Bathroom.Copy !req
558. Really?
We're still doing this?Copy !req
559. Patch, you got this,
money-wise?Copy !req
560. Yep.Copy !req
561. I was lying.
I don't love Patch.Copy !req
562. - I do love him.
- Since when? When did this happen?Copy !req
563. - It's been happening.
- That's fucking bullshit. Come on!Copy !req
564. No, you're bullshit. And you're
making me feel really bad right now.Copy !req
565. - I want to love him if you love him,
but you don't love him.
- I do.Copy !req
566. Sophie, I fucking held your head
while you cried.Copy !req
567. I bought special milk for you.
I know where you hide your pills.Copy !req
568. Don't treat me like
a three-hour-brunch friend!Copy !req
569. I'm not talking to you
while you're like this.Copy !req
570. - We have to go.
- I'm going.Copy !req
571. - We can stay if you want.
- Come on, get your stuff.Copy !req
572. I'm going.
You fucking sit down!Copy !req
573. Enjoy the Galapagos.Copy !req
574. I'm also going on vacation.
A long one.Copy !req
575. I'll set up my e-mail
so it sends out a vacation e-mail.Copy !req
576. My voice mail will also say
I'm on vacation...Copy !req
577. so if you get that, don't worry -
I'm on vacation.Copy !req
578. I'll try to give you a call
when I get back. Thanks, guys.Copy !req
579. This was great.Copy !req
580. - You're cleaning?
- I'm not messy. I'm busy.Copy !req
581. I don't make the bed.
Sophie always made the bed.Copy !req
582. I'm so happy you're home.
I had such a shitty night.Copy !req
583. Tsk. Oh, sorry, kid.Copy !req
584. I had a great night.
I cracked the second act of my script.
I'm on page 68.Copy !req
585. Oh, that's exciting.
Is it for SNL?Copy !req
586. No, this is a sample script
I'm writing for the third Gremlins.Copy !req
587. - Boy trouble tonight?
- Sophie trouble.Copy !req
588. - Undateable.
- And I kind of -Copy !req
589. I - I-I got temporarily fired.Copy !req
590. I've been fired a million times.
Makes you cool.Copy !req
591. Yeah, but if I don't have
the Christmas show...Copy !req
592. I can't... pay rent.Copy !req
593. Do you have any tunes?Copy !req
594. Wait right there.Copy !req
595. It's a jammer.Copy !req
596. - It's great.
- I know.Copy !req
597. - I love it. Put it on my mix.
- Aren't these headphones tits?Copy !req
598. I just got 'em. They're super-duper
noise-canceling...Copy !req
599. so I don't have
to hear Lev fuck.Copy !req
600. - Oh, no.
- All right.Copy !req
601. Lev and I were talking about getting
a maid to come once a week.Copy !req
602. - A maid?
- Yeah, it's not that expensive.Copy !req
603. It's like 400 bucks a month.Copy !req
604. Do you know
I'm actually poor?Copy !req
605. You aren't poor.Copy !req
606. There are poor people.
You aren't one of them.Copy !req
607. You'd feel poor if you had
as little money as I do.Copy !req
608. But you're not poor.
That's offensive to actual poor people.Copy !req
609. Yeah, I guess that's true.Copy !req
610. You want -Copy !req
611. - You want to hear something hilarious?
- Yes.Copy !req
612. Lev thinks we're gonna
end up married.Copy !req
613. I'm too tall to marry.Copy !req
614. You are.Copy !req
615. That's so funny.
Why does he think that?Copy !req
616. Well, I did want to sleep with you
when I first met you.Copy !req
617. But now - totally undateable.Copy !req
618. I guess we are like a married couple
in a way. We talk. We don't have sex.Copy !req
619. Yeah, we get along super well.Copy !req
620. Sophie and I were like that too.Copy !req
621. Right, but Sophie's a girl...Copy !req
622. and you're both straight,
so it had less, like...Copy !req
623. real-world probability.Copy !req
624. Right. Well -Copy !req
625. Okay. I'm done.Copy !req
626. I hope I don't have the spins
when I lie down.Copy !req
627. Just lay on your back
by the edge of the bed...Copy !req
628. and put one foot on the floor.Copy !req
629. It helps.Copy !req
630. Good night, then.Copy !req
631. Good night.Copy !req
632. - Good luck with Gremlins.
- Three.Copy !req
633. Open? Shut?Copy !req
634. Shut, I guess.Copy !req
635. - I don't know. Does it matter?
- I'll leave it open...Copy !req
636. so if you need to throw up or cry
or something, you can call me.Copy !req
637. Thanks, yeah. Open.Copy !req
638. Welcome
to Sacramento International Airport...Copy !req
639. gateway to Northern California.Copy !req
640. - Hi!
- Hi, honey. So glad you're home.Copy !req
641. - Good to see you.
- Hi, Rosie!Copy !req
642. - People are lamenting being 28, Chris?
- I know. I can't handle it.Copy !req
643. Bacon.
Bacon like it was chips.Copy !req
644. I'll send it. I didn't want
to load you down with photos.Copy !req
645. - I like this picture.
- I'll send it to you.Copy !req
646. I love - I love that trumpet!Copy !req
647. Integrity and acceptance.Copy !req
648. Integrity and acceptance.Copy !req
649. We seek spiritual growth.Copy !req
650. - Intellectual stimulation.
- Intellectual stimulation.Copy !req
651. It's kind of far away from her.
There aren't any trains.Copy !req
652. What about subways?Copy !req
653. Look, look.
These - These look good.Copy !req
654. - Okay.
- Look at those legs.Copy !req
655. Does that hurt?Copy !req
656. - Nope, you're numb. Won't feel a thing.
- Will it hurt when I'm not numb?Copy !req
657. - Frances?Copy !req
658. I'm in here.Copy !req
659. Come on, honey.
I really, really need to get in there.Copy !req
660. - I'll be out in a second.
- Frances, how much longer?Copy !req
661. - Are these new cutting boards?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
662. As soon as I found red ones,
there I was.Copy !req
663. - We have to make -
- More tamales.Copy !req
664. - I can't believe Mom gave
our tamales away.
- Well, Mom, you know -Copy !req
665. - What's this one? Did I make this?
- You made that.Copy !req
666. Oh, here's the green ballerina.
This is the one.Copy !req
667. - The green ballerina?
- You were the green girls -
Chandra and her mother.Copy !req
668. Right. Yeah, that was our level.
We were level green.Copy !req
669. - Bye. I love you.
- Bye, honey.Copy !req
670. - It was a great trip.
- Yeah, I'll call you...Copy !req
671. as soon as I'm back
in New York. Bye.Copy !req
672. Bye.Copy !req
673. - Ahoy, sexy!
- Oh, hey.Copy !req
674. Stop thanking me.Copy !req
675. It just means a lot,
letting me stay with you.Copy !req
676. I want you to know, you are
definitely getting a thank-you note.Copy !req
677. Don't worry.Copy !req
678. Hey, have you ever done
where you, like, play fight?Copy !req
679. - Why?
- Because it's funny. To be funny.Copy !req
680. - I don't want to.
- It's super fun.Copy !req
681. Um, so just come at me.Copy !req
682. No.Copy !req
683. Okay, well, then, I'll just -Copy !req
684. Stop it! Damn it!Copy !req
685. Sorry.
You have to fight back.Copy !req
686. Stop it! I said stop!Copy !req
687. Oh. S-Sorry.Copy !req
688. Thank you so much.Copy !req
689. Oh, my God.
He's the most beautiful creature.Copy !req
690. He's in the 90 percentile
for height and 95 for weight.Copy !req
691. But it evens out later, when they walk.
It doesn't mean he'll be fat.Copy !req
692. No!Copy !req
693. - Eh, you're getting a phone call.
- Oh.Copy !req
694. It's so funny when people
have kids, and they're all...Copy !req
695. "I used to be so focused on me,
and now I'm totally not." It's like, no.Copy !req
696. It's still you. It's half you.
It's a mini-you.Copy !req
697. I mean, you made it.Copy !req
698. - I forgot to eat today.
- The only time you hear the phrase...Copy !req
699. "I'm not here to make friends"
is on reality television.Copy !req
700. - Oh! Sorry.
- It's okay.Copy !req
701. - I'm so sorry.
- No, I'm trying to not drink right now.Copy !req
702. - I'm sorry.
- Don't be.Copy !req
703. You're not the one
who's bat-shit crazy after four vodkas.Copy !req
704. Janelle had a hard time
giving it up when she was pregnant.Copy !req
705. I did, yeah.
I totally understand.Copy !req
706. What do you do?Copy !req
707. - What?
- What do you do? It's such
a stupid question, I thought I'd ask it.Copy !req
708. Oh, no. I'm - I'm a lawyer.Copy !req
709. - What do you do?
- That's such a stupid question.Copy !req
710. Just kidding.
Um, it's kind of hard to explain.Copy !req
711. Because what you do
is complicated?Copy !req
712. Uh, because I don't really do it.Copy !req
713. - I am a dancer, I guess.
- Mm.Copy !req
714. Frances and I
are in the same company.Copy !req
715. But Rachel's in the main company.
I'm an apprentice.Copy !req
716. Hopefully the touring company soon.
I have a meeting with Colleen on Monday.Copy !req
717. - Oh, cool.
- Yeah.Copy !req
718. But things are really great.Copy !req
719. Rachel and I have
a really cool apartment.Copy !req
720. Or Rachel does,
and I'm staying there for six-ish weeks.Copy !req
721. - Five.
- Right. Five. Yeah.Copy !req
722. But everything's
up in the air right now.Copy !req
723. I like being alone.Copy !req
724. - I just got back from Sacramento.
- Oh!Copy !req
725. Oh, Andy and Janelle
just got back from Paris.Copy !req
726. Six and a half hours
on a plane with a baby.Copy !req
727. Won't be doing that again soon.
But it was heaven.Copy !req
728. Do you ever get to Paris?Copy !req
729. Uh, no, not really.
Kind of, once.Copy !req
730. Actually, no.
What's that museum...Copy !req
731. with the escalators and tubes?Copy !req
732. - The Pompidou.
- Yeah!Copy !req
733. They have this great place
in the Sixth.Copy !req
734. - Oh, it's a little pied-à-terre.
- Literally?Copy !req
735. Yeah, but it's
a really special place.Copy !req
736. Yeah, it's just so hard
to get to spend any time there...Copy !req
737. since I got the job at the Journal...
and the baby.Copy !req
738. I'd love to go to Paris.
I'll bet it's magic.Copy !req
739. Uh, my friend
from college, Abby...Copy !req
740. who moved there with her boyfriend
because he works at a bank...Copy !req
741. in college, she was one
of the top five group of friends...Copy !req
742. but then Zoe became closer
to the group and Abby moved...Copy !req
743. to the outer circle.Copy !req
744. Sophie and Abby
never totally got along...Copy !req
745. and then she started
dating Paul...Copy !req
746. who I always thought
would've dated any of us...Copy !req
747. but... he ended up with Abby.Copy !req
748. Well, if you're ever there...Copy !req
749. - we like for it to be used.
- Yeah.Copy !req
750. I don't see myself
getting there super soon...Copy !req
751. but... thanks, thanks.Copy !req
752. That is a very sexy dress.Copy !req
753. Fuck, I sound
like a gay grandmother.Copy !req
754. Frances, I think you know
one of my colleagues at Goldman -Copy !req
755. Reade "Patch" Krause.Copy !req
756. Yeah, I know Patch.
"'Sup, brah?"Copy !req
757. That's him.
Nobody is better...Copy !req
758. at anticipating inflection points
than Patchy.Copy !req
759. His girlfriend, Sophie, and I
are the same person with different hair.Copy !req
760. Not really.
We went to college together...Copy !req
761. and we used to take the train
into the city on weekends
and make bad decisions.Copy !req
762. - You got pregnant?
- What? No.Copy !req
763. She's a great lady.
I really like her. So smart.Copy !req
764. Yeah. I mean - Yeah.Copy !req
765. I mean, we're all smart.Copy !req
766. Yeah, but she's...
book-smart smart.Copy !req
767. She's actually not.
She doesn't really read...Copy !req
768. except for work,
which is the funny thing.Copy !req
769. She seems like
she reads a lot to me.Copy !req
770. - I read way more.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
771. I don't know why I'm shit-talking Sophie.
She's basically the best person I know.Copy !req
772. - It's kind of crazy though, right?
- Mm, yeah.Copy !req
773. - Which part?
- Japan.Copy !req
774. Japan?Copy !req
775. Yeah, they're moving to Japan
in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
776. - Wait. What?
- Patch got transferred.Copy !req
777. It's a really cool position.
He's gonna be...Copy !req
778. the director of research
for all the Asian markets.Copy !req
779. For how long?Copy !req
780. Indefinitely.Copy !req
781. But Sophie has a job
at Random House.Copy !req
782. She quit.Copy !req
783. Oh.Copy !req
784. The Pilates thing is nice.
You feel so good.Copy !req
785. Frances and I do
a lot of yoga. It's good for dance.Copy !req
786. It's fun to go with somebody,
to have a friend to go with.Copy !req
787. I think I'm better-looking
than I am in pictures.Copy !req
788. Nadia?Copy !req
789. I want this one moment.Copy !req
790. It's - It's what I want
in a relationship...Copy !req
791. which might explain
why I am single now. Ha, ha.Copy !req
792. It's, uh -Copy !req
793. it's kind of hard to -Copy !req
794. It's that thing
when you're with someone...Copy !req
795. and you love them
and they know it...Copy !req
796. and they love you
and you know it...Copy !req
797. but it's a party...Copy !req
798. and you're both talking
to other people...Copy !req
799. and you're laughing
and shining...Copy !req
800. and you look across the room...Copy !req
801. and catch each other's eyes...Copy !req
802. but - but not because
you're possessive...Copy !req
803. or it's precisely sexual...Copy !req
804. but because...Copy !req
805. that is your person
in this life.Copy !req
806. And it's funny and sad,
but only because...Copy !req
807. this life will end,
and it's this secret world...Copy !req
808. that exists right there...Copy !req
809. in public, unnoticed,
that no one else knows about.Copy !req
810. It's sort of like how they say
that other dimensions exist...Copy !req
811. all around us, but we don't have
the ability to perceive them.Copy !req
812. That's -Copy !req
813. That's what I want
out of a relationship.Copy !req
814. Or just life, I guess.Copy !req
815. Love.Copy !req
816. I sound stoned.Copy !req
817. I'm not stoned.Copy !req
818. Thanks for dinner. Bye.Copy !req
819. Oh. Bye.Copy !req
820. Where the fuck are you going?Copy !req
821. I'm kinda wasted.
I was gonna go home. Is that okay?Copy !req
822. I don't care.
I was just kidding.Copy !req
823. - Thanks so much for having me tonight.
- Nice to have met you.Copy !req
824. Good luck, Frances.Copy !req
825. You're leaving.Copy !req
826. Actually, Andy...Copy !req
827. I think I might be going
to Paris this weekend.Copy !req
828. Really?Copy !req
829. Oh. D-Do you want to stay
in our apartment?Copy !req
830. Yes.Copy !req
831. - Fantastic.
- Okay.Copy !req
832. That's wonderful.
I'll get you the information.Copy !req
833. - Wonderful.
- Great.Copy !req
834. Frances!Copy !req
835. - Benji!
- Hey!Copy !req
836. I knew it was you.
I could tell by your weird man walk.Copy !req
837. - A beard!
- Yeah.Copy !req
838. - Hello.
- This is Caroline.Copy !req
839. I'm Caroline.Copy !req
840. - How are the dances, Frances?Copy !req
841. - Frances and I used to be married.
- What are you guys doing?
You want to get a drink?Copy !req
842. We're going to my friend's party.
It's a house party.Copy !req
843. - I mean, that's the theme.
- How's that a theme?Copy !req
844. - Amazing, right?
- And it's in an apartment.Copy !req
845. - You can come if you want.
- No, I really -Copy !req
846. I shouldn't.
I'm going to Paris for two days.Copy !req
847. - What?
- Why so short?Copy !req
848. I have a meeting
with Colleen on Monday.Copy !req
849. - I don't know you.
- Wait, I thought you were poor.Copy !req
850. I'm gonna use this credit card
I got in the mail.Copy !req
851. That's not smart.
They want to keep you in debt.Copy !req
852. I know that.
I see documentaries.Copy !req
853. Good for you, kid.
I lived there for a year.Copy !req
854. - You never told me that.
- Yep. I was there
when Serge Gainsbourg died.Copy !req
855. - It was a crazy time.
- Weren't you, like, eight?Copy !req
856. - Yeah, it was the end of Euro-disco.
- I have so much to do.Copy !req
857. I think I'll probably read Proust...Copy !req
858. because sometimes it's good to do
what you're supposed to
when you're supposed to.Copy !req
859. Proust is pretty heavy.Copy !req
860. - It's worth it, I hear.
- I meant the book -
carrying it on the plane.Copy !req
861. I should probably
learn French first...Copy !req
862. and then read it in French.Copy !req
863. Undateable.Copy !req
864. Well, kid, we've gotta run.Copy !req
865. - Nice meeting you.
- Oh, you too. You're very pretty.Copy !req
866. - Thank you.
- See you around, weirdo.Copy !req
867. Hey, Abby, it's Frances.
I just got in.Copy !req
868. Uh, I'm going to this...Copy !req
869. free apartment of this dude.Copy !req
870. Right now
I'm gonna get some sleep...Copy !req
871. uh, but call me.Copy !req
872. I'll be around all tomorrow.
I'd love to see you and Paul.Copy !req
873. Oh, shit.Copy !req
874. Hey, Abby,
it's Frances again.Copy !req
875. Do you guys want to meet for dinner?
I can meet you anywhere.Copy !req
876. I'll be the girl with the acne
holding more acne.Copy !req
877. - Hello?
- Frances?Copy !req
878. Sophie!
Oh, my God! Hi! Hi!Copy !req
879. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
880. I called you to tell you
I'm moving to Japan with Patch.Copy !req
881. Is that good?
Are you excited?Copy !req
882. I know things are weird
between us, but...Copy !req
883. we're having a kind
of going-away party tonight...Copy !req
884. and I wanted to say
you're invited.Copy !req
885. I'm -Copy !req
886. - I can't.
- You don't have to lie.Copy !req
887. I'm not lying.
I'm really not.Copy !req
888. - That's awesome about Japan.
- It's crazy.Copy !req
889. Last week Patch's boss
called Patch into his office...Copy !req
890. and was like,
"Japan, bitch."Copy !req
891. I wish I could come tonight.Copy !req
892. Me too.Copy !req
893. - We could get dinner next week.
- Why now? No, I want to...Copy !req
894. but Patch's grandfather
is real sick...Copy !req
895. and we're all going to Chicago
for these special treatments.Copy !req
896. Being sick when you're rich
is totally awesome.Copy !req
897. They replace all his cells
or something.Copy !req
898. We'll be back to New York a lot.
We'll just be based in Tokyo.Copy !req
899. - You'll learn Japanese.
- We can videochat.
Twenty-first century. What up?Copy !req
900. - My computer doesn't have that.
- New places are good for you.Copy !req
901. - Yeah.
- You should travel, Fran.Copy !req
902. I am. I will.Copy !req
903. I'm going to.Copy !req
904. I'm really happy for you.
I just -Copy !req
905. No, you know what?
I'm just really happy for you.Copy !req
906. - We're gonna have a blog.
- Together?Copy !req
907. Yeah. Barf.Copy !req
908. We'll upload pictures
and stories and stuff.Copy !req
909. I'm so sorry I missed
your Christmas show.Copy !req
910. - I guess I was mad.
- I didn't -Copy !req
911. I wasn't so good anyway.Copy !req
912. How's all that going?Copy !req
913. Good. Great.Copy !req
914. I'm meeting on Monday
with Colleen to talk about stuff.Copy !req
915. You'll finally be in the company?
For real?Copy !req
916. Yeah. I'll probably
be touring, though.Copy !req
917. That's so great, Fran.Copy !req
918. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
919. Where are you living?
I heard you're not
with the boys anymore.Copy !req
920. Hey, do you want to live
in our apartment while we're in Japan?Copy !req
921. No, I - No.Copy !req
922. I'm gonna have
my own place real soon.Copy !req
923. Maybe one day
I'll stay with you.Copy !req
924. Maybe.Copy !req
925. I should go.
Thanks for calling.Copy !req
926. I'm - I'm sor- I'm sorry too.Copy !req
927. - Apology accepted.
- Don't be a dick about it.
- I wasn't.Copy !req
928. - This phone call's costing me a fortune.
- Why?Copy !req
929. Just kidding. It's not.Copy !req
930. Hey, is Abby in Paris night now,
do you know?Copy !req
931. - I think so.
- Okay.Copy !req
932. - You sound really good, Frances.
- I am.Copy !req
933. I am really good.Copy !req
934. Thank you for calling.
I'm going to say something now...Copy !req
935. but I don't want you to feel obligated
to say anything back,
so I'm gonna hang up right away.Copy !req
936. I love you, Sophie. Bye.Copy !req
937. Hello. When did
Puss in Boots start?Copy !req
938. Hi, Frances.
Honey, we just got your messages.Copy !req
939. I don't know why
they didn't come through before.Copy !req
940. We're here.
We'd love to see you.Copy !req
941. This is so wild.Copy !req
942. You remember Gerard,
Nicolas' brother?Copy !req
943. The one who looks like
Jean-Pierre Léaud?Copy !req
944. Well, he's divorced now,
and he's staying with us.Copy !req
945. I think you'd really like him.
Come to dinner tonight.Copy !req
946. He'll be there,
as well as a philosopher...Copy !req
947. and a painter couple
who are really great.Copy !req
948. Oh! This is such good timing.Copy !req
949. Hey, you. Come on in.Copy !req
950. - Rachel said you were in Paris.
- I was.Copy !req
951. - Back so soon?
- Well, we had this meeting.Copy !req
952. We could've moved it.
I mean, I almost canceled it...Copy !req
953. myself this morning.Copy !req
954. I woke up with this tickle
in my throat.Copy !req
955. Listen, do you want
to take over Nancy's position?Copy !req
956. - Nancy, who works in the office?
- She's pregnant.Copy !req
957. Oh. No, I don't.
Who told you that?Copy !req
958. No, I'm asking you.Copy !req
959. I assumed you're not
keeping on with the company.Copy !req
960. - You don't want to be
an apprentice for life.
- Nope.Copy !req
961. You should think about putting
your own stuff together.Copy !req
962. - Like how?
- Like, your own work.Copy !req
963. Oh, no. I kind of
gave that up after college.Copy !req
964. Plus, that was basically like...Copy !req
965. cheerleaders
doing my choreography.Copy !req
966. - I always liked the stuff you did,
even for the kids.
- Yeah?Copy !req
967. You really should think
about taking Nancy's position.Copy !req
968. It's not a lot of money,
but it's enough to keep you going.Copy !req
969. - Why would I do that?
- It's just a good day job...Copy !req
970. while you figure out whether
you want to choreograph.Copy !req
971. - You say it like it's easy.
- No, it's not easy.Copy !req
972. But if you work here,
you can use the studio space.Copy !req
973. No.Copy !req
974. I'll get something else.
I'm really close to getting something.Copy !req
975. - A job?
- Yeah. Dancing. I'm still gonna be
a dancer. Just not here.Copy !req
976. Wow! Well, good for you.
That's great.Copy !req
977. I know.Copy !req
978. Well, good luck to you,
Frances.Copy !req
979. Yeah.
Good luck to you too.Copy !req
980. - Hi, Mom.
- Hi, honey.Copy !req
981. - Hi, Mom.
- Tom, pick up the other phone.Copy !req
982. - How is it up there?
- Good. Good.Copy !req
983. I'm dancing, kind ofCopy !req
984. I get to live in a dorm
I didn't live in, which is fun.Copy !req
985. - All the RAs live in dorms.
- Not the one in the living room.
The battery is dead.Copy !req
986. - Is it strange to be back?
- It's nice.Copy !req
987. It's so empty in summer.Copy !req
988. It's weird. It's like I went back to college,
but everyone was a dancer
and not a semiotics major.Copy !req
989. - That must be fun for you, though.
- And now I'm one of the adults.Copy !req
990. - I keep thinking
I'm gonna run into Sophie.
- Hi, honey.Copy !req
991. I got a picture of Sophie
and Patch in the largest dog park in Japan.Copy !req
992. - I think I'd like that.
- I got a picture of them at a porn mall.Copy !req
993. - Do you have enough money?
- Yeah. I mean...Copy !req
994. I'm still in debt from Paris.
That was just stupid.Copy !req
995. - I'm sorry we can't help you out.
- You help out so much.Copy !req
996. I'll be okay. They pay me extra
to work the events.Copy !req
997. - Oh, you aren't a good waitress.
- It's not waitressing.
It's like pouring for donors.Copy !req
998. - Are you choreographing?
- Tom, we went over this.Copy !req
999. At least you can't spend
money in nature.Copy !req
1000. - Where are you right now?
- Nature.Copy !req
1001. We don't have to, like,
guide them personally, do we?Copy !req
1002. We just have to make sure
they don't fuck or die.Copy !req
1003. - Ah, good, because I'm having
a Walden's Pond moment.
- You have a pond?Copy !req
1004. I found something out
about Walden's Pond:Copy !req
1005. It was five minutes
from his mom's house.Copy !req
1006. He used to go over there
and get supplies.Copy !req
1007. - So where are you?
- Here.Copy !req
1008. - No, where do you go to college?
- I don't. I'm not -Copy !req
1009. I'm done with college.
But I went here when I was younger.Copy !req
1010. Weird. For some reason, I thought
you had to be in college to do this.Copy !req
1011. Nope. I just wanted
to get out of the city...Copy !req
1012. and I knew the director of the summer
program, so she hooked it up.Copy !req
1013. They had room and board. I'm working
the events to make more money.Copy !req
1014. - You're super responsible.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1015. It wasn't that long ago
that I went here. I'm only 27.Copy !req
1016. - Are you with the program?
- Yes, I'm assisting.Copy !req
1017. - Great. So you're a teacher.
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
1018. - I'm an RA, but I'm also a dancer.
- I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1019. - For what?
- Resident assistants can't take class.Copy !req
1020. But I'm -
I'm not just an RA.Copy !req
1021. I'm so sorry.
I don't make the rules.Copy !req
1022. - I'm a dancer, and I went here.
- Sorry. I have to start class.Copy !req
1023. You're a really good waitress.Copy !req
1024. I'm not a waitress.
I just pour.Copy !req
1025. - You were supposed to be
on duty ten minutes ago. Shh!
- I'm sorry. I -Copy !req
1026. Are you okay?Copy !req
1027. Yeah.Copy !req
1028. I'm just gonna sit here, okay?Copy !req
1029. You don't have to do that.Copy !req
1030. I'm just going to, though.Copy !req
1031. Are you gonna
study abroad there?Copy !req
1032. Oh, no.
I'm not a student.Copy !req
1033. There's no more "abroad."Copy !req
1034. I'm half Japanese.Copy !req
1035. My best friend
kind of lives there now.Copy !req
1036. Are you done?Copy !req
1037. Ma'am, you can't smoke here.Copy !req
1038. - Oh, sorry.
- No, don't throw it!Copy !req
1039. Goddamn it!Copy !req
1040. Famous, how?Copy !req
1041. She's a senator
or a congress woman or something.Copy !req
1042. - She's important.
- I should read the news more.Copy !req
1043. Your job tonight
is to follow her.Copy !req
1044. Just make sure she's taken care of.
She just gave a ton of money
to the school.Copy !req
1045. So you don't leave
until she leaves. Got it?Copy !req
1046. When I went here,
it was all girls.Copy !req
1047. To meet a boy, we had to take
the fuck truck to Hoboken.Copy !req
1048. You went here? Excuse me.
You went to here?Copy !req
1049. - Yes.
- Oh, my God.
That makes so much sense.Copy !req
1050. I knew you looked familiar.
You were on the freakin' brochure.Copy !req
1051. - I'm Frances. I went here.
- Nice to meet you, Frances.Copy !req
1052. You too. Sorry, sorry.
I'm not supposed to talk to you.Copy !req
1053. - I'm pouring.
- Ah, yes.Copy !req
1054. You're very inspiring.Copy !req
1055. Actually,
the endowment has grown.Copy !req
1056. Oh, you look so lonely.
I'll see you later, Karen.Copy !req
1057. You look like a painting:
The Lonely Boy.Copy !req
1058. I'm actually a painter.Copy !req
1059. - You're kidding.
- No.Copy !req
1060. What kind of painter are you?Copy !req
1061. You don't care.Copy !req
1062. - You hate me!
- I don't hate you. I love you.Copy !req
1063. You bought the cheapest
auction thing. The cheapest!Copy !req
1064. I didn't even go here!Copy !req
1065. You gave a great speech.Copy !req
1066. I seriously can't believe
you're an independent,
because that's bullshit.Copy !req
1067. Sorry.
Sophie, let's go.Copy !req
1068. I went here. I thought you were great.
I made him give money.Copy !req
1069. Good. Nice to meet you.Copy !req
1070. We live in Japan,
so it's, like, crazy we're here.Copy !req
1071. That's wonderful you came
all the way back for the auction.Copy !req
1072. I wish. No, we're in New York
for a funeral. His grandpa.Copy !req
1073. - I wanted to come here.
He drove, but it was my idea.
- Ah.Copy !req
1074. - I'm sorry for your loss.
- It's okay.Copy !req
1075. - His grandpa had
a psycho family in Germany.
- Sophie, let's go.Copy !req
1076. I loved meeting you.
A real honor.Copy !req
1077. This douche is my affianced.Copy !req
1078. - Ah.
- We're engaged.Copy !req
1079. You're engaged?Copy !req
1080. It's not... "engaged" engaged.Copy !req
1081. Right. What?Copy !req
1082. We're back for a funeral.
I would've called,
but you were touring with the company.Copy !req
1083. Yeah, right, I was,
but I needed a break...Copy !req
1084. and I thought
it would be so funny...Copy !req
1085. to come back to the college
for the summer.Copy !req
1086. It is funny.
In a great way.Copy !req
1087. And, yeah, just making
extra money doing this kind of gig.Copy !req
1088. Yeah.Copy !req
1089. What a slut!Copy !req
1090. - Are you okay? Do you need some food?
- I'll just eat this.Copy !req
1091. - I really didn't expect to see you.
- Ditto.Copy !req
1092. It's almost hard to be happy about it,
because I didn't have time
to anticipate it.Copy !req
1093. Want to get out of here?Copy !req
1094. I can't.Copy !req
1095. I have to shadow
this woman.Copy !req
1096. She's my ward.Copy !req
1097. - I want to drive.
- No, you're too fucked up.Copy !req
1098. - You're fucked up.
- No, I'm not. I drank fucking Perrier.Copy !req
1099. I'm not going back to New York.
I don't want to go to the funeral tomorrow.Copy !req
1100. - You have to go!
- I'm hanging out with Frances.
We're going to the mall.Copy !req
1101. - No, we're not.
- I'm bringing Frances to the funeral.Copy !req
1102. I don't want to go.Copy !req
1103. You didn't even know your grandpa.
You didn't hang out.Copy !req
1104. It's a funeral. It doesn't matter.
Get in the car!Copy !req
1105. If you're so broken up,
why did we go to the auction?Copy !req
1106. - You made me go!
- I don't want you here!Copy !req
1107. You were wasted!
And I wasn't going to let you drive.Copy !req
1108. - Goddamn it, Sophie!
- Frances, what do you think?Copy !req
1109. - About what?
- You don't need to answer.Copy !req
1110. - How sad were you really
when your grandpa died?
- Pretty sad.Copy !req
1111. I wasn't, and I don't see why you should be.
Your grandpa was a cheating Nazi!Copy !req
1112. He was not a Nazi!Copy !req
1113. Take your feet off the dash!
Frances, where do you live?Copy !req
1114. - Chuggins.
- Is that a dorm?Copy !req
1115. - Yes.
- How the fuck do you get to Chuggins?Copy !req
1116. Oh, this is me, right up here.Copy !req
1117. My dorm.Copy !req
1118. Chuggins.
We never lived in this dorm.Copy !req
1119. I know.
It's like the life I never had.Copy !req
1120. Anyway...Copy !req
1121. congratulations
on your engagement.Copy !req
1122. And sorry for your loss.Copy !req
1123. You are so fucking selfish.Copy !req
1124. - Good night, Frances.
- Don't talk to her. Don't look at her.Copy !req
1125. - She's my friend.
She doesn't even like you.
- I like you.Copy !req
1126. I like you too, Frances.Copy !req
1127. Hey. Hey, come in.Copy !req
1128. - Can I stay?
- Of course.Copy !req
1129. Come. Stay.Copy !req
1130. It's made in the microwave,
but it's good.Copy !req
1131. Thank you.Copy !req
1132. I hope it's okay
I borrow loungewear.Copy !req
1133. - Of course.
- I think I'm gonna -Copy !req
1134. Oh! Okay, okay.
Here. Shit.Copy !req
1135. I'm sorry I was so drunk
I threw up.Copy !req
1136. I'm sorry I live in a dorm...Copy !req
1137. and have a single bed.Copy !req
1138. Here. You lay on the outside.Copy !req
1139. Okay.Copy !req
1140. Lay on your back
and put one foot on the floor.Copy !req
1141. It helps
if you have the spins.Copy !req
1142. I used to throw up all the time
when I was pregnant.Copy !req
1143. You were pregnant?Copy !req
1144. In Japan, for a few weeks.Copy !req
1145. And then I miscarried,
which was cool.Copy !req
1146. Wow.Copy !req
1147. That sounds crass.
Miscarriage is not cool.Copy !req
1148. - Would you have had it?
- No.Copy !req
1149. - Are you gonna marry Patch?
- No.Copy !req
1150. I can't believe that pregnant
is no longer crazy.Copy !req
1151. I don't want to stay in Tokyo.
I hate it there.Copy !req
1152. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1153. And then when I got pregnant,
I was just like, "Get me the fuck out."Copy !req
1154. But your blog looks so happy.Copy !req
1155. I don't think my mom would read it
if it were about depression.Copy !req
1156. My mom would.Copy !req
1157. I was telling the truth.
I like Patch.Copy !req
1158. I don't hate him.Copy !req
1159. I know.Copy !req
1160. I'm sorry about -Copy !req
1161. it's just, if something funny happens
on the way to the deli...Copy !req
1162. you'll only tell one person,
and that'll be Patch...Copy !req
1163. and I'll never hear about it.Copy !req
1164. Fuck, I'm tired.Copy !req
1165. It's bedtime for all good children.Copy !req
1166. I want to leave Patch and leave Tokyo
and come back to New York.Copy !req
1167. - You should.
- I'm going to.Copy !req
1168. I could - I don't know.
I could - I could help you.Copy !req
1169. I was gonna say,
"You could live with me"...Copy !req
1170. but I don't have a home.Copy !req
1171. - I am going to do it.
- Fuck, yeah, girl.Copy !req
1172. I miss my job.Copy !req
1173. I miss old skyscrapers.Copy !req
1174. Maybe we'll move back to New York
at the same time and be like...Copy !req
1175. women who rediscover
themselves after a divorce.Copy !req
1176. - That's what my mom did.
- Oh, yeah. Sorry.Copy !req
1177. No. I think it'll be great.Copy !req
1178. We should get apartments
close to each other in Brooklyn.Copy !req
1179. Yeah.
That's what we'll do.Copy !req
1180. I've always felt
so competitive with you.Copy !req
1181. Really?Copy !req
1182. I don't think I realized
we were competitive.Copy !req
1183. - Fran?
- Yes?Copy !req
1184. Can you -
I know it's not my bed, but -Copy !req
1185. What?Copy !req
1186. Can you take off your socks?Copy !req
1187. Oh, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
1188. It's just, you know -
socks in bed.Copy !req
1189. Right. Gross.Copy !req
1190. I love you, Frances.Copy !req
1191. Good night.Copy !req
1192. I love you, Sophie.Copy !req
1193. Good night.Copy !req
1194. F, I'm sorry I was so drunk last night...Copy !req
1195. but thank you for being nice to me,
which I know you were,
even though I don't remember it.Copy !req
1196. All I know is you don't have a trash can
this morning, so it must've been bad.Copy !req
1197. - Ha, ha. I love you.Copy !req
1198. I've got to get back
to this funeral in New York.Copy !req
1199. Call me when you're awake.
My phone works in the States...Copy !req
1200. and there aren't
any charges or anything.Copy !req
1201. XOXO. Sophie.Copy !req
1202. Sophie!Copy !req
1203. Sophie!Copy !req
1204. Sophie! Sophie!Copy !req
1205. How can they be so nasty?Copy !req
1206. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1207. - Probably head back in about five.
- Yes, hi. This is Frances.Copy !req
1208. Yes, "Frances for tonight."Copy !req
1209. Thanks.Copy !req
1210. I just wanted to double-check
that we're still on for me
bringing my guys in a little early.Copy !req
1211. Okay. Great.
I'll see you in 30.Copy !req
1212. I think the other two groups
will be here by 6:45.Copy !req
1213. We'll be done by then.
Thanks.Copy !req
1214. - Hey!
- Good to see you.Copy !req
1215. Hi! Hi.
Thanks for coming.Copy !req
1216. Um, over there.Copy !req
1217. Then you guys rest for a second.
Can I see the two of you?Copy !req
1218. - Okay.
- Cue one...Copy !req
1219. into the master,
and you're all set.Copy !req
1220. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
1221. Yea!Copy !req
1222. Fuck you guys.
You got married.Copy !req
1223. - We did.
- What?Copy !req
1224. - Yeah.
- Hi.Copy !req
1225. Hey. That was great.Copy !req
1226. Oh, thanks, Ben.Copy !req
1227. I like things
that look like mistakes.Copy !req
1228. No, at times
it reminded me of -Copy !req
1229. Did you see the exhibit
at the Met...Copy !req
1230. about the textiles
that influenced Matisse?Copy !req
1231. That's what your piece
reminded me of -Copy !req
1232. not the paintings,
but the textiles.Copy !req
1233. - Hmm.
- Undateable.Copy !req
1234. - Me?
- No, I meant me that time.Copy !req
1235. Oh. Oh, yeah. Textiles.Copy !req
1236. Yeah, but also true.
Meaning I'm not dating anyone.Copy !req
1237. - Undateable. Same difference.
- Oh.Copy !req
1238. Are you really still, uh -
Are you undateable?Copy !req
1239. You mean, am I -
Oh. Oh, yes.Copy !req
1240. Yes. Very undateable.Copy !req
1241. It was so interesting,
and so you.Copy !req
1242. - Oh, thank you.
- To me it came right out.Copy !req
1243. I really appreciate thatCopy !req
1244. Yeah. It's a huge accomplishment.
It's a huge piece.Copy !req
1245. Yeah, I - I know.
It's a lot of people.Copy !req
1246. Thank you.Copy !req
1247. It's just great.Copy !req
1248. I have to say, it just...Copy !req
1249. is so impressive to me.Copy !req
1250. Who - Who are you
making eyes at?Copy !req
1251. That's Sophie.
She's my best friend.Copy !req
1252. I know when to go out...Copy !req
1253. or when to stay in.Copy !req
1254. Get things done.Copy !req