1. On a full moon nightCopy !req
2. On the roof of the Forbidden CityCopy !req
3. A sword from the westCopy !req
4. Flying fairyCopy !req
5. You Fa Moon-lau and me, Luk Siu FungCopy !req
6. would be so glad to watch
the duel of 2 great swordsmenCopy !req
7. Yes. Sai Mun Tsui-suet &
Yip Koo-shing's swordsCopy !req
8. haven't been shown yet
but we can smell itCopy !req
9. This sword is made by finest steelCopy !req
10. its length is 3 feet 3 inches
weight 6 catties and 4 taelsCopy !req
11. This sword is very sharpCopy !req
12. Its length is 3 feet 7 inches
weight 7 catties & 13 taelsCopy !req
13. Sai Mun Tsui-suet, do you have
confidence to face my stance?Copy !req
14. Mr. Yip, I'm readyCopy !req
15. Fly...Copy !req
16. Flying...Copy !req
17. Fa...Copy !req
18. Fairy!Copy !req
19. Who are you?Copy !req
20. How dare you fight on the roof top of
the Emperor's house? Tell me your namesCopy !req
21. I'm Yip Koo-shing
Master of the White Cloud CastleCopy !req
22. Yip Koo-ching?Copy !req
23. And... I'm a cool swordsman
Sai Mun Tsui-suetCopy !req
24. And me, Fa Moon-lau, the Blind SupermanCopy !req
25. And me, a lovely hero with
4 eye-brows. Luk Siu-fung!Copy !req
26. What? Luk Siu-fung?Copy !req
27. Lovely hero?Copy !req
28. You know you're bothering
2 great swordsmen to have their duel?Copy !req
29. Who are you?Copy !req
30. Secret Agent Ling Ling FatCopy !req
31. I'm responsible to protect
His Majesty and his propertiesCopy !req
32. Listen, you old folks!Copy !req
33. You are charged of breach of closeCopy !req
34. You're charged of illegal gathering, tooCopy !req
35. And haven't behaved
yourselves in public areaCopy !req
36. Hey, don't call us old folks!Copy !req
37. Great swordsmen may not
always be handsomeCopy !req
38. Handsome heroes are just
the expectations of ordinary peopleCopy !req
39. Yes. Heroes will have bald head tooCopy !req
40. But not as ugly as you are!Copy !req
41. Please give us a chance!Copy !req
42. This is a precious secret
scroll of Kung-fuCopy !req
43. Take it. Uncuff us at onceCopy !req
44. You want to exchange your freedom
with such poor book? Stop dreamingCopy !req
45. Haven't you heard of my name?Copy !req
46. Of course not!
You're not that famous. Get lostCopy !req
47. Young man
better give us face. I'm Sai...Copy !req
48. I don't care
I won't give you face, anywayCopy !req
49. Bastard! You'd respect the blindCopy !req
50. Since you're blind, don't climb up!Copy !req
51. Or, you'll fall to death, old manCopy !req
52. You've gone too far!
Once I attack with my Wonder Fingers...Copy !req
53. Wonder Finger? I have one too. Got it?
Better learn itCopy !req
54. All of you, on the floor
put your hands on your headsCopy !req
55. I think you'll be put to jail
not less than 10 yearsCopy !req
56. I won't let you go this timeCopy !req
57. What a shame!Copy !req
58. Pals, let's forget this ignorant guyCopy !req
59. Let's choose another day for the fightCopy !req
60. So powerful!Copy !req
61. Members of the Secret AgentCopy !req
62. Ling Ling KungCopy !req
63. Ling Ling HeiCopy !req
64. Ling Ling FatCopy !req
65. Ling Ling ChoiCopy !req
66. We'll be your
Majesty's loyal servants foreverCopy !req
67. We'll be your
Majesty's loyal servants foreverCopy !req
68. Iron Clothe!Copy !req
69. It breaks Yes...Copy !req
70. Great!Copy !req
71. Unbreakable ArmorCopy !req
72. Five Shapes FistsCopy !req
73. DragonCopy !req
74. SnakeCopy !req
75. TigerCopy !req
76. PantherCopy !req
77. CraneCopy !req
78. Bravo!Copy !req
79. What's up?Copy !req
80. These 2 stones are
found in the very NorthCopy !req
81. There are 2 sides, with amazing powerCopy !req
82. If positive side face the positive side
they'll reject each otherCopy !req
83. They can't stick togetherCopy !req
84. If the positive side faces the
negative side, they'll stick togetherCopy !req
85. Very amazing!Copy !req
86. It's a great discoveryCopy !req
87. I'd like to devote it to youCopy !req
88. What's the use of it?Copy !req
89. Girls, you need not sway
the fan so hardly from now onCopy !req
90. That two aren't attractive
how about this?Copy !req
91. Put these 2 leaves togetherCopy !req
92. and move it with great speedCopy !req
93. So strong wind will be createdCopy !req
94. If the weather is hot
this new product would be wonderful!Copy !req
95. Is Your Majesty interested in being
a sole agent of my product?Copy !req
96. Your Majesty, I've not given my
subordinates good guidanceCopy !req
97. I'd be blamed!Copy !req
98. Ling Ling Fat, behave yourselfCopy !req
99. I've got a way to
defeat your Iron ClotheCopy !req
100. Fat-yanCopy !req
101. I'm comingCopy !req
102. I've discovered thatCopy !req
103. if I put carbon
Nitre and sulphur in a small spaceCopy !req
104. say, inside one's mouthCopy !req
105. And, one tiny steel ball is put inCopy !req
106. When an explosion is happened insideCopy !req
107. solid becomes gas form
and the expansion creates great powerCopy !req
108. So the steel ball will be pushed outCopy !req
109. The power is so great that
it can break stone and metalCopy !req
110. Iron clothe will become a messCopy !req
111. What did you say?Copy !req
112. Great! Come hereCopy !req
113. Fat-yan, are you ready?Copy !req
114. The only demerit of this weapon is...Copy !req
115. high temperature will be causedCopy !req
116. So Fat-yan's mouth must be
under series of special trainingCopy !req
117. say, eat hot dumplings
as training step no. OneCopy !req
118. Or, drink very hot soupCopy !req
119. Now, Fat-yan's mouth can
stand temperature of 100°CCopy !req
120. I tell you, he can eat hot
shark-fin soup faster than anyone elseCopy !req
121. so, he can eat much more than usCopy !req
122. But...Copy !req
123. Kids should not learn thisCopy !req
124. Make it or not?Copy !req
125. It's almost successfulCopy !req
126. I feel that my mouth has had goneCopy !req
127. No, it becomes bigger onlyCopy !req
128. How big is it?Copy !req
129. Very big, don't worryCopy !req
130. It's almost done!Copy !req
131. Give me some time to amend it
I think I can...Copy !req
132. Shut up!Copy !req
133. Please don't get angryCopy !req
134. Fat, what are you doing?Copy !req
135. Doing minor thingsCopy !req
136. I'm asking you, what are you doing?Copy !req
137. Just some inventionsCopy !req
138. Say! What're you doing?Copy !req
139. What the hell are you doing?
The Majesty is asking youCopy !req
140. What're you doing? Say!Copy !req
141. I just want to make new inventionsCopy !req
142. Come up!
I want you to come up and tell meCopy !req
143. Hurry up...Copy !req
144. I'm coming soonCopy !req
145. If your post wasn't from heritageCopy !req
146. I would have fired you!Copy !req
147. Now, get lost!Copy !req
148. I let you cover yourself
by acting as a doctorCopy !req
149. But he chose to be a gynecologist!Copy !req
150. What a shame!Copy !req
151. You seldom practice Kung-fuCopy !req
152. I don't know what you're doing at allCopy !req
153. He didn't come for a meeting last nightCopy !req
154. Where were you last night?Copy !req
155. I caught thieves on the roof topCopy !req
156. What thieves?Copy !req
157. I caught Yip Koo-shing
Sai Mun Tsui-suet and Luk Siu-fungCopy !req
158. Although they escapedCopy !req
159. I got a secret scroll of Kung-fu insteadCopy !req
160. What's that?Copy !req
161. A stance named Flying FairyCopy !req
162. Have you practiced?Copy !req
163. Yes, I did a bitCopy !req
164. Show me nowCopy !req
165. This is called Flying FairyCopy !req
166. He is fooling you, Your MajestyCopy !req
167. Get up! Now! Quick! Stand right here!Copy !req
168. I'm coming... Hurry up...Copy !req
169. Don't pretend. Come up...Copy !req
170. ComingCopy !req
171. Come up! Coming!Copy !req
172. Get out now!Copy !req
173. I tell youCopy !req
174. I don't want to see you againCopy !req
175. and hear from you either!Copy !req
176. Secret agent...Copy !req
177. Great!Copy !req
178. Great!Copy !req
179. Doctor, I...Copy !req
180. Let me give you some medicine?Copy !req
181. Wait, let me tell you my symptoms firstCopy !req
182. You have to take medicine anyway, right?Copy !req
183. Take the medicineCopy !req
184. Pay nowCopy !req
185. Show her to the doorCopy !req
186. Doctor, I've come a long way hereCopy !req
187. Please listen to me firstCopy !req
188. Come on, please!Copy !req
189. I'll let you say anything you like...Copy !req
190. on your way homeCopy !req
191. NextCopy !req
192. Doctor, I'm sickCopy !req
193. Let me give you some medicineCopy !req
194. My hands and legs are cold
I feel dizzy tooCopy !req
195. Sometimes when I stand up after a squat
I'll feel dizzyCopy !req
196. Well, no medicine is neededCopy !req
197. Go home and prepare for your funeralCopy !req
198. Are you kidding me? Isn't it...Copy !req
199. because of woman's period?Copy !req
200. Or hormone changed after delivery?Copy !req
201. What make you think so?Copy !req
202. Well, you can tell it
from the color of tongueCopy !req
203. Well, how to cure you then?Copy !req
204. It's simpleCopy !req
205. Use 1/2 tael of Tin Nam Sing
0.15 tael of LilyCopy !req
206. 0.2 tael of To Chow Sing, 0.08 tael
of Si Kwan Chi, one teal of Ha Fu TsoiCopy !req
207. Plus winter flower, cook with light fireCopy !req
208. Here they are
boil with eight bowls of waterCopy !req
209. Drink it, then you'll recover soonCopy !req
210. Thank you, doctorCopy !req
211. Show doctor to the doorCopy !req
212. Ne...Copy !req
213. Next?Copy !req
214. Doctor, my heart aches!Copy !req
215. Let me give you some medicineCopy !req
216. My nasty husband has a concubineCopy !req
217. He always beats me up!Copy !req
218. I've suffered enough! Although
a rude man brings extra excitementCopy !req
219. I couldn't stand any more!Copy !req
220. Doctor, are you rude?Copy !req
221. It dependsCopy !req
222. Sometimes, I can be rudeCopy !req
223. Alright, my husband fools around
I want to have a secret affair tooCopy !req
224. Come on!Copy !req
225. Let me see how rude are you!Copy !req
226. Honey!Copy !req
227. What's the matter, honey?Copy !req
228. This lady...Copy !req
229. she wants my helpCopy !req
230. You know, I am a kind-hearted doctorCopy !req
231. She comes a long way here
just give her a handCopy !req
232. Miss, are you tired?Copy !req
233. Do you want some noodle?Copy !req
234. I am fine!Copy !req
235. Honey, am I a good husband?Copy !req
236. I have arrived, that's why you behaved!Copy !req
237. If I am not present
will you accept the temptation?Copy !req
238. I swear!Copy !req
239. I will!Copy !req
240. You bastard!Copy !req
241. Once again
will you take the temptation! Tell meCopy !req
242. YesCopy !req
243. GreatCopy !req
244. I am not afraid of it! You nuts!Copy !req
245. I will not play with you if you bite!Copy !req
246. AlrightCopy !req
247. I surrender! I surrender!Copy !req
248. Hands off!Copy !req
249. No! Or you will jump over!Copy !req
250. I won't! I surrender!Copy !req
251. My hand breaks! Honey
hands off me pleaseCopy !req
252. I don't believe in youCopy !req
253. It really breaks!Copy !req
254. Sorry, hubbyCopy !req
255. You woman!Copy !req
256. You are really good at Kung-fuCopy !req
257. Master is so pleased!Copy !req
258. I won't feel unhappyCopy !req
259. What?Copy !req
260. Do you know what's in my mind?Copy !req
261. I have present for youCopy !req
262. Remember you cut the onion few days agoCopy !req
263. you chopped and chopped...Copy !req
264. At last, you cut your fingerCopy !req
265. Now, I will give you this handCopy !req
266. So, you can use your
own hand to catch this handCopy !req
267. And use this hand to hold the onionCopy !req
268. Even you cut your hand
it'll be a fake handCopy !req
269. Your own hand won't be hurt!Copy !req
270. How can you make it?Copy !req
271. Thank you, hubby!Copy !req
272. Sweetie!Copy !req
273. Honey!Copy !req
274. Sweetie!Copy !req
275. Honey!Copy !req
276. You said, it's tough to clean the floorCopy !req
277. YesCopy !req
278. Take this pair of shoesCopy !req
279. After wearing it
your legs will help you a lotCopy !req
280. See, your legs will
become groom & dust panCopy !req
281. And you can clean the floor
while you are walkingCopy !req
282. Open your mouthCopy !req
283. Put all the rubbish inside your mouthCopy !req
284. No!Copy !req
285. WaitCopy !req
286. How do you feel?Copy !req
287. Hubby, I think you are a great inventorCopy !req
288. What else?Copy !req
289. And...Copy !req
290. I love you very much!Copy !req
291. So...Copy !req
292. Let's sleepCopy !req
293. But I want to try this!Copy !req
294. No, try thisCopy !req
295. It's rat!Copy !req
296. This time, I'll use
rat's movement to release powerCopy !req
297. And it will push the wheel
to increase the powerCopy !req
298. then, it's powerful enough to move this!Copy !req
299. It can support weight over 200 cattiesCopy !req
300. How about the steam machine
we used last time?Copy !req
301. It's good, but when it is dried
it will stop at onceCopy !req
302. Isn't this better?Copy !req
303. You are rightCopy !req
304. But, something is missingCopy !req
305. And this is the greatest breakthrough
I've ever madeCopy !req
306. Now, we can choose different grade
of speed for different needsCopy !req
307. Look!Copy !req
308. Honey, am I wonderful?Copy !req
309. You are so cheap!Copy !req
310. Sure!Copy !req
311. Honey, what does that Rear mean?Copy !req
312. That's backward!Copy !req
313. Let me tryCopy !req
314. No!Copy !req
315. Does it work?Copy !req
316. Sure, I cook with
this super turning shovelCopy !req
317. Not even a drop of oil can dirty meCopy !req
318. Sure, but I mean the air system machine!Copy !req
319. That machine?Copy !req
320. Show me onceCopy !req
321. It works, this is effectiveCopy !req
322. And you can take this as practiceCopy !req
323. Yeah, it's good to healthCopy !req
324. HubbyCopy !req
325. HoneyCopy !req
326. HubbyCopy !req
327. HoneyCopy !req
328. HubbyCopy !req
329. I'll let you playCopy !req
330. GreatCopy !req
331. The one who is like a ghost has arrivedCopy !req
332. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
333. Doctor...Copy !req
334. Just between you and me!Copy !req
335. It's enough for you to disguise as womanCopy !req
336. It's not necessary
for you to talk like a woman!Copy !req
337. Being a member of the
Forbidden City CopsCopy !req
338. I should try my very best
to cover my identityCopy !req
339. Better be carefulCopy !req
340. Doctor...Copy !req
341. Am I pregnant?Copy !req
342. Yes, eat this for abortionCopy !req
343. What else do you want to say?Copy !req
344. Fat-yan said...Copy !req
345. Don't talk like a womanCopy !req
346. Fat-yan said...Copy !req
347. Lie down, don't let me see your faceCopy !req
348. There is an important mission for you
go back to the HeadquartersCopy !req
349. Better say earlier!Copy !req
350. Fat, be smartCopy !req
351. This important mission is counted on youCopy !req
352. We have had banquets
in the headquarters in these nightsCopy !req
353. if you can't clean
all the dishes tonightCopy !req
354. you will be put to jailCopy !req
355. Here comes His MajestyCopy !req
356. I've got a message that
inside the territory of Gum KingdomCopy !req
357. Something mysterious happened last month
that isCopy !req
358. Oh, really?Copy !req
359. A creature called Flying Fairy
fell down from heavenCopy !req
360. Thus, they called a meeting for
all famous doctors in our countryCopy !req
361. In order to dissect the Flying FairyCopy !req
362. Dissect Flying Fairy?Copy !req
363. Under the great leadership
of Your MajestyCopy !req
364. how come such ridiculous thing happens?Copy !req
365. I am sure this is
the trick of the cheatersCopy !req
366. Do you still want to go?Copy !req
367. Only the fool will be cheated!Copy !req
368. I do want to take a lookCopy !req
369. You know it is ridiculous
but Your Majesty still want to face itCopy !req
370. you are so brave, so courageous!Copy !req
371. Only under the leadership of
such brave and smart emperorCopy !req
372. our country will be
prosperous and stableCopy !req
373. Long life to Your MajestyCopy !req
374. The people of Gum Kingdom are
always cunning, it may be a trapCopy !req
375. If you go, it may be dangerousCopy !req
376. Forget itCopy !req
377. If you don't finish washing these dishes
you'll be more dangerousCopy !req
378. But I have duty to remind Your MajestyCopy !req
379. Long life to Your MajestyCopy !req
380. BravoCopy !req
381. Kung Hei Choi, you will protect meCopy !req
382. we will set out tomorrowCopy !req
383. YesCopy !req
384. Long life Your MajestyCopy !req
385. Fat, cut the crapCopy !req
386. His Majesty doesn't want to hear your voiceCopy !req
387. If you say anything nonsense
your head will be chopped offCopy !req
388. Wash the dishes. Don't speak up...Copy !req
389. Thank God, you are saved!Copy !req
390. You wash my dishesCopy !req
391. There must be conspiracy!Copy !req
392. China is stable and prosperousCopy !req
393. The beautiful women
are specially beautifulCopy !req
394. The handsome men are specially handsomeCopy !req
395. I do hope that our flag of Gum SectCopy !req
396. will be found on their soilCopy !req
397. The Chinese soldiers are poor in healthCopy !req
398. The dissection of Flying Fairy
is to gather the Chinese doctorsCopy !req
399. then, we will launch an attack
to the Chinese troopsCopy !req
400. Since they have no doctorsCopy !req
401. our troops can march from the
North to South with easeCopy !req
402. It'll be a piece of cake
for us to conquer ChinaCopy !req
403. You bastard, you look like a dummyCopy !req
404. especially when you smile!Copy !req
405. I don't know why
you are so dummy looking!Copy !req
406. Stop it!Copy !req
407. I am like a dummy whenever I see youCopy !req
408. When I see daddy
I seem to be more foolish!Copy !req
409. Don't you like my look?Copy !req
410. Your dad ruined his faceCopy !req
411. because of practicing No Face's Stance!Copy !req
412. A 2Copy !req
413. I fourCopy !req
414. Got it?Copy !req
415. BingoCopy !req
416. D 4 and 7Copy !req
417. H 25Copy !req
418. Got it?Copy !req
419. Two SixCopy !req
420. Try Two Five againCopy !req
421. Two FiveCopy !req
422. Go back to 26Copy !req
423. 2 & 6Copy !req
424. Got it?Copy !req
425. YesCopy !req
426. Where do you feel itchy?Copy !req
427. C 13468 plus D 1Copy !req
428. And, A 2, E 4Copy !req
429. Got it?Copy !req
430. You are so stupid!
You won't make it like this!Copy !req
431. I am stupid, that's why you look smartCopy !req
432. Please don't say I am smartCopy !req
433. But your inventions are really wonderfulCopy !req
434. Who said so?Copy !req
435. I said itCopy !req
436. What's your name?Copy !req
437. LauCopy !req
438. Who are you?Copy !req
439. I am your wifeCopy !req
440. Shit!Copy !req
441. Come on, don't scold meCopy !req
442. You scolded me firstCopy !req
443. You are the only one who praises me
but what's the use of it?Copy !req
444. I don't care!Copy !req
445. I think you are really greatCopy !req
446. You are great, that's why I praise you!Copy !req
447. Don't you understand my words?Copy !req
448. What do you want to say?Copy !req
449. Don't you know it?Copy !req
450. I have had a difficult jobCopy !req
451. But you will never know itCopy !req
452. I don't know how hard your job isCopy !req
453. But I believe that
you are doing something goodCopy !req
454. Just scold whoever offended youCopy !req
455. But never blame me as scapegoatCopy !req
456. Since you are familiar with meCopy !req
457. That's why I should be blamed?Copy !req
458. I tell you!Copy !req
459. YesCopy !req
460. So, you...Copy !req
461. You can blame me instead?Copy !req
462. Yeah!Copy !req
463. So what? Why not leave home?Copy !req
464. How do you know I am
hiding under the table?Copy !req
465. You always hide under the tableCopy !req
466. That's why I know you must be
hiding under the tableCopy !req
467. Please use your brain to think!Copy !req
468. Think a new place to hide!Copy !req
469. So, I will have new excitementCopy !req
470. But if I don't hide under the table
I am afraid you can't find meCopy !req
471. I can't stand it any moreCopy !req
472. Please don't! I beg you!Copy !req
473. Honey, please don't do it againCopy !req
474. I am a woman only
but you always scold meCopy !req
475. I am afraid I can't tolerate it any moreCopy !req
476. If you can't tolerate it, just leave meCopy !req
477. I'm going to bathCopy !req
478. I ask you to leave me alone!Copy !req
479. Are you hungry?Copy !req
480. I'll do you some noodleCopy !req
481. Sorry, it's my faultCopy !req
482. I lose my mindCopy !req
483. Forget itCopy !req
484. But why do you lose your temper?Copy !req
485. There is an important medical
meeting held in Gum KingdomCopy !req
486. But I am not qualified to join itCopy !req
487. Who said so?Copy !req
488. I said, you are qualifiedCopy !req
489. I don't mind others disqualifying meCopy !req
490. According to what you saidCopy !req
491. I can go now!Copy !req
492. Stop!Copy !req
493. What's the matter?Copy !req
494. Some woodmen appear in such remote placeCopy !req
495. be careful of trick!Copy !req
496. Who are you?Copy !req
497. We're woodmenCopy !req
498. Don't block my wayCopy !req
499. I am the EmperorCopy !req
500. Get lost!Copy !req
501. Don't disclose our identities on the wayCopy !req
502. I don't want others to
know I am the EmperorCopy !req
503. Got it?Copy !req
504. Yes, Your MajestyCopy !req
505. Let's goCopy !req
506. Let's goCopy !req
507. The leading guy is having
long and soft breathCopy !req
508. He must be a Kung-fu
master who is good at Air StanceCopy !req
509. The one with whip is having stable stepsCopy !req
510. He must be a great Kung-fu fighterCopy !req
511. And the one, with strong armsCopy !req
512. He must be a great Kung-fu fighter tooCopy !req
513. I think they must be the
famous Forbidden City CopsCopy !req
514. Iron Clothe, Unbreakable Armor
and Five Shapes FistsCopy !req
515. Three Forbidden City Cops are all hereCopy !req
516. the one inside the sedan chair
must be the emperorCopy !req
517. We do want to arrest some stupid doctorsCopy !req
518. God knows, here comes a king!Copy !req
519. How lucky are we to
have such good chance!Copy !req
520. So what?Copy !req
521. Protect meCopy !req
522. It's greatCopy !req
523. So disgusting!Copy !req
524. The participants can go
into the hall nowCopy !req
525. Honey, the meeting is going to startCopy !req
526. Let's goCopy !req
527. I can't miss this chance!Copy !req
528. First, cut the bellyCopy !req
529. Tear its skinCopy !req
530. Pull the intestines outCopy !req
531. Then, its shit spitted out...Copy !req
532. So exciting!Copy !req
533. Honey, there are new clothes for saleCopy !req
534. I am going to buy someCopy !req
535. How to meet you later?Copy !req
536. After the meeting
just go there to look for meCopy !req
537. AlrightCopy !req
538. Don't wander offCopy !req
539. Invitation card?Copy !req
540. Invitation card?Copy !req
541. This kind of invitation cardCopy !req
542. Please let me go, I am a doctor tooCopy !req
543. Are you a doctor?Copy !req
544. Yes, I am a famous doctorCopy !req
545. Alright, go inCopy !req
546. Thank you, buddyCopy !req
547. He doesn't know he is dying!Copy !req
548. What?Copy !req
549. Doctor... Doctor...Copy !req
550. Doctor...Copy !req
551. I've discovered thatCopy !req
552. I can make a medicine with
polycodonis and honeyCopy !req
553. This liquor is best for chain smokersCopy !req
554. It cures sore throatCopy !req
555. You will get rich!Copy !req
556. I've discovered a new kind of plantCopy !req
557. After eating it, you will laugh and cryCopy !req
558. the natives call this grassCopy !req
559. You will get rich tooCopy !req
560. You can tell it's drug which harm peopleCopy !req
561. Better keep it yourselfCopy !req
562. Don't take too much!Copy !req
563. You are rightCopy !req
564. Do you have any now?Copy !req
565. Give me someCopy !req
566. Later...Copy !req
567. This doctor... I haven't seen you beforeCopy !req
568. Your hat is so interesting!Copy !req
569. Where do you work?Copy !req
570. I am a gynecologist in the capitalCopy !req
571. To treat women?Copy !req
572. You are rich!Copy !req
573. Ladies and gentlemenCopy !req
574. How are youCopy !req
575. Welcome here to watch
the dissection of the Flying FairyCopy !req
576. This is a very precious chanceCopy !req
577. Now, this is solely shown to youCopy !req
578. Where is His Majesty?Copy !req
579. In order to let you see clearlyCopy !req
580. In five consecutive nights
we will repeat, repeat and repeat...Copy !req
581. to show you the process
of the dissectionCopy !req
582. To let you see it clearlyCopy !req
583. No need...Copy !req
584. And, we have invited the farmers
who discovered it to this meetingCopy !req
585. Let me now interview...Copy !req
586. someone who witnessed
the discovery of the fairy firstCopy !req
587. that's a dogCopy !req
588. Its eye is so bigCopy !req
589. Will it be clearer?Copy !req
590. Where is its wing? How can it fly then?Copy !req
591. It's really weird!Copy !req
592. Kidding! It is small
or less the same as meCopy !req
593. Right, as ugly as youCopy !req
594. What are you doing?Copy !req
595. I am checking its sexCopy !req
596. It must be a girlCopy !req
597. It is a girlCopy !req
598. I know she is pregnantCopy !req
599. What are you doing?Copy !req
600. I am checking it's a man or a womanCopy !req
601. Don't mess up!Copy !req
602. Any gynecologist here?Copy !req
603. He isCopy !req
604. Move, move nowCopy !req
605. Why not... Give her some medicine?Copy !req
606. Do you know dissection?Copy !req
607. I knowCopy !req
608. Take this cutter and start workingCopy !req
609. I won't give it a damnCopy !req
610. But, may I use this?Copy !req
611. Don't moveCopy !req
612. Do you know how to dissect?Copy !req
613. Cut from the throat
let the blood drain out firstCopy !req
614. I know it alreadyCopy !req
615. Come onCopy !req
616. In fact, I am not a doctorCopy !req
617. I am a butcherCopy !req
618. You coward, you needn't find excuseCopy !req
619. Let me do itCopy !req
620. Have you fixed yet?Copy !req
621. Good question, I've just fixed itCopy !req
622. WaitCopy !req
623. What's up?Copy !req
624. His Majesty!Copy !req
625. I know it's you!Copy !req
626. Who chopped me?Copy !req
627. Someone chopped you?Copy !req
628. That's him!Copy !req
629. But that is his swordCopy !req
630. You bastard!Copy !req
631. I want to chop you twiceCopy !req
632. What's wrong?Copy !req
633. Why do you hold the sword?Copy !req
634. Stay calmCopy !req
635. Yes! There is conspiracy!Copy !req
636. Conspiracy?Copy !req
637. Your MajestyCopy !req
638. I, Ling Ling Fat will protect youCopy !req
639. My sword is sucked away, so powerfulCopy !req
640. Come on, one for each oneCopy !req
641. Your Majesty, you firstCopy !req
642. WaitCopy !req
643. Don't despise usCopy !req
644. We earn our living by holding swords too
Yes!Copy !req
645. Don't get angry, drink some water firstCopy !req
646. All dead!Copy !req
647. What kind of monster is it?Copy !req
648. Try my Lo Chiu's Sword StanceCopy !req
649. I wanna kill you! Give meCopy !req
650. This is my sword!Copy !req
651. Let's attack from both sides OKCopy !req
652. So great!Copy !req
653. Stop!Copy !req
654. Are you kidding?Copy !req
655. Why do you always beat me?Copy !req
656. BossCopy !req
657. Your feet betrayed youCopy !req
658. Don't you think I am a fool?Copy !req
659. Hurry...Copy !req
660. Watch me!Copy !req
661. I know, same sex will reject each otherCopy !req
662. Fat, how are you?Copy !req
663. This magnet is really greatCopy !req
664. Shit!Copy !req
665. Different sex attracts each otherCopy !req
666. Are you kidding?Copy !req
667. Yeah!Copy !req
668. Fat, you're really somethingCopy !req
669. Thank you. Your Majesty
we'd better leaveCopy !req
670. OK, let's go!Copy !req
671. Leave nowCopy !req
672. HoneyCopy !req
673. Your wife has come too?Copy !req
674. Introduce her to meCopy !req
675. Go back first, here is so dangerousCopy !req
676. Why there is one living?Copy !req
677. Is there any
accident happened to my son?Copy !req
678. Where is my wife!Copy !req
679. Search! Many people are
lying on the floor!Copy !req
680. Cut the crap, kill himCopy !req
681. No matter where you're hiding
you have to be killedCopy !req
682. Kill himCopy !req
683. What the hell is it?Copy !req
684. Kidding?Copy !req
685. HubbyCopy !req
686. HubbyCopy !req
687. Same costume! Why?Copy !req
688. HoneyCopy !req
689. HubbyCopy !req
690. Where have you been?Copy !req
691. I met a friend who
lives in the next villageCopy !req
692. There is a crazy sale in next village
so I went for shopping with herCopy !req
693. What are you doing here?Copy !req
694. I am... looking for youCopy !req
695. Is there a fire?Copy !req
696. We have had barbecue hereCopy !req
697. Barbecue?Copy !req
698. Yes, roast chicken wingsCopy !req
699. Why do they lie on the floor?Copy !req
700. They are full, it's nice to have a restCopy !req
701. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
702. You ate with violence, didn't you?Copy !req
703. What the hell is it?Copy !req
704. All people fought for one chicken wing!Copy !req
705. I fought with all my might
that's the resultCopy !req
706. Don't you think I am nuts?Copy !req
707. He...Copy !req
708. HoneyCopy !req
709. You...Copy !req
710. Where do you get this?Copy !req
711. This?Copy !req
712. If you like it, just take itCopy !req
713. I don't mean itCopy !req
714. and I don't want to take your advantageCopy !req
715. If I want it
I will ask my husband to buy me oneCopy !req
716. He is damn richCopy !req
717. I want to tell you that
this doesn't match youCopy !req
718. The color is no goodCopy !req
719. You have a big belly
this kind of clothes doesn't fit youCopy !req
720. We may have a look in the shops
of the nearby villageCopy !req
721. Let's go, let's have a lookCopy !req
722. My wifeCopy !req
723. She has fashion senseCopy !req
724. Yes, she is niceCopy !req
725. Brother FatCopy !req
726. Come on...Copy !req
727. Come on...Copy !req
728. Hubby, you have laughed
since you are backCopy !req
729. What make you feel so happy?Copy !req
730. This morning
I saw a fat woman fall into water ditchCopy !req
731. A fat woman fell into water ditch?
What is so funny?Copy !req
732. Fat woman!Copy !req
733. Water ditch!Copy !req
734. HoneyCopy !req
735. In all these years...Copy !req
736. Listen to meCopy !req
737. Go aheadCopy !req
738. We have had poor livingCopy !req
739. Don't you mind it?Copy !req
740. It depends on youCopy !req
741. If you don't mind
eating the food I cookedCopy !req
742. I don't mind tooCopy !req
743. In all these yearsCopy !req
744. other than great inventionsCopy !req
745. I haven't sent anything
say diamond to youCopy !req
746. Why don't you complain against me?Copy !req
747. Sure. I have complaintsCopy !req
748. That super groomCopy !req
749. I have to clean the floor with two legsCopy !req
750. My hands are freeCopy !req
751. So, I have to clean
the window with one handCopy !req
752. another hand to wash clothesCopy !req
753. It's so troublesome!Copy !req
754. You've discovered that!Copy !req
755. Yeah...Copy !req
756. And your air systemCopy !req
757. What's wrong?Copy !req
758. I don't want to waste time to complain
it drives me crazyCopy !req
759. Sure it willCopy !req
760. What diamond have you hidden?Copy !req
761. Take it out nowCopy !req
762. HoneyCopy !req
763. How are you?Copy !req
764. Did you rob?Copy !req
765. No, I didn'tCopy !req
766. I cured a man who is damn richCopy !req
767. He paid much money as medical feeCopy !req
768. That's why I bought it to youCopy !req
769. Honey!Copy !req
770. Don't come over. Leave me aloneCopy !req
771. Are you alright?Copy !req
772. I'm too happy, I can't control myselfCopy !req
773. So prettyCopy !req
774. I love you, honeyCopy !req
775. I love you tooCopy !req
776. ForeverCopy !req
777. Fat, I heard that in the
biggest prostitute in townCopy !req
778. there is a new girl called
Gum Tso who came from Gum KingdomCopy !req
779. Her name is so beautiful! It fancies me!Copy !req
780. Go and check her backgroundCopy !req
781. If she is OK, take her to meCopy !req
782. Are you kidding, Your Majesty?Copy !req
783. How can you let me
carry such nice mission?Copy !req
784. You are the fellow I trust most
you know?Copy !req
785. And, everyone knows
you are a good husbandCopy !req
786. You won't take my womanCopy !req
787. So, you are the appropriate person
to take this jobCopy !req
788. May I be frankCopy !req
789. Your Majesty
you have many concubines alreadyCopy !req
790. Why do you still want an affair?Copy !req
791. You... The beauties have arrived!Copy !req
792. Now, you understand?Copy !req
793. Sure!Copy !req
794. Your Majesty, please tolerateCopy !req
795. I...Copy !req
796. I will fix it as soon as possibleCopy !req
797. Bastards, who do you think you are!Copy !req
798. We're high-class night club
You think we're prostitute?Copy !req
799. Members only!Copy !req
800. Take enough money if you
want to join our clubCopy !req
801. Damn it, I've fooled around for yearsCopy !req
802. I haven't experienced
such embarrassing momentCopy !req
803. Let's ask someone to ruin this placeCopy !req
804. Shut upCopy !req
805. Damn it!Copy !req
806. I am the procuressCopy !req
807. Granny, do you wanna
sell your daughter to us?Copy !req
808. Let me take a look at her firstCopy !req
809. She is beautifulCopy !req
810. LookCopy !req
811. So?Copy !req
812. I wanna beat someone upCopy !req
813. Can I slap her heavily?Copy !req
814. Don't be so mean
you have to give others face anywayCopy !req
815. You wanna beat me
I do wanna hit you hardly with rod tooCopy !req
816. Damn it
how can you talk to me in this way?Copy !req
817. The girls here are all
as pretty as angelsCopy !req
818. Especially the girls from Gum KingdomCopy !req
819. You won't believe itCopy !req
820. big eyes, tall nose, little mouthCopy !req
821. Ask them to come out for a comparisonCopy !req
822. She is much more beautiful than you!Copy !req
823. Get lost now!Copy !req
824. Or, I will slap you! I mean itCopy !req
825. She is coming outCopy !req
826. The beauty from
Gum Kingdom is coming outCopy !req
827. MissCopy !req
828. May I?Copy !req
829. What's up?Copy !req
830. You stand here without making a noise!Copy !req
831. Don't you know dancing
or don't you know talking?Copy !req
832. I don't know youCopy !req
833. I am Gum TsoCopy !req
834. Fat, so many women around!Copy !req
835. Fat...Copy !req
836. Honey!Copy !req
837. Hubby, you're back!Copy !req
838. Hubby
I've made a clothe for my birthday partyCopy !req
839. Isn't it prettyCopy !req
840. It's good looking!Copy !req
841. I invite many relatives and
friends to have dinner with us!Copy !req
842. Remember to come home earlier!Copy !req
843. Remember?Copy !req
844. Hubby
I can smell fragrance from your bodyCopy !req
845. Wonderful nose you have!
I bought you cosmetics!Copy !req
846. Why do you buy me cosmetics?Copy !req
847. For your birthday!Copy !req
848. Good boy!Copy !req
849. Have a bath first!Copy !req
850. Alright, let's bath together!Copy !req
851. I have bathed. Go bathing nowCopy !req
852. Better bath again You go aloneCopy !req
853. I am the procuress
welcome to be our new memberCopy !req
854. Seeing you...Copy !req
855. I have something, very, very...Copy !req
856. Strange feeling that...Copy !req
857. Say, you feel like slapping meCopy !req
858. Right...Copy !req
859. Right...Copy !req
860. CorrectCopy !req
861. CorrectCopy !req
862. Is Miss Gum Tso here?Copy !req
863. Sure!Copy !req
864. I want to see her at onceCopy !req
865. Do you want to see her?Copy !req
866. They are wishing to see Miss Gum Tso tooCopy !req
867. Line up, don't you think a handsome
& smart guy need not line up?Copy !req
868. How can you tell I am smart?Copy !req
869. I can tell you are sincereCopy !req
870. and kind-hearted, too!Copy !req
871. It's lucky to have a friend like youCopy !req
872. Shit! You can tell it tooCopy !req
873. I have to treat you dinner!Copy !req
874. Sure you have toCopy !req
875. Line up!Copy !req
876. Bastard!Copy !req
877. Miss Gum Tso, I've waited you for ages!Copy !req
878. Stay calm...Copy !req
879. Miss Gum Tso wishes to treat you a drinkCopy !req
880. Take a glass over thereCopy !req
881. I want oneCopy !req
882. Miss Gum Tso, a toast to youCopy !req
883. It's nasty. What's this?Copy !req
884. Good wine!Copy !req
885. What a nice wine
it makes one lose his mind!Copy !req
886. This must be an old wine
of over 100 years oldCopy !req
887. I believe that this is
tribute from foreign countryCopy !req
888. Isn't it so precious?Copy !req
889. Are you exaggerating, Pal?Copy !req
890. You are totally wrong!Copy !req
891. You drink it without tasting itCopy !req
892. Even it isn't wineCopy !req
893. you can never tell its taste!Copy !req
894. Wine is like woman
you have to try it by some means.Copy !req
895. Can anyone lend me his tongue?Copy !req
896. Any longer one?Copy !req
897. RightCopy !req
898. The taste buds are on the
surface of our tonguesCopy !req
899. Not underCopy !req
900. The sweet taste buds are in frontCopy !req
901. The bitter taste buds
are near the throatCopy !req
902. Don't make it too deepCopy !req
903. Alright, I'll place it in frontCopy !req
904. The sour taste bud is
on both sides of the tongueCopy !req
905. So, when we taste good wineCopy !req
906. roll the tongueCopy !req
907. you need more practiceCopy !req
908. So, you can stop the wine
meeting the sour taste budCopy !req
909. And let the wine floats between
bitter and sweet taste budsCopy !req
910. Sweet first, and then bitter...Copy !req
911. Just like...Copy !req
912. the sense of first loveCopy !req
913. Congratulation, Gum Tso would like
to meet you in the sitting roomCopy !req
914. Miss Gum Tso... Don't be anxiousCopy !req
915. Why don't you...Copy !req
916. You seem to have sore throatCopy !req
917. Are you missing your wife?Copy !req
918. How do you know that?Copy !req
919. Chinese people usually
have early marriageCopy !req
920. You seem to be mature and trustableCopy !req
921. I guess, you must have married for yearsCopy !req
922. You are flattering meCopy !req
923. You don't seem to be ChineseCopy !req
924. I come from Gum KingdomCopy !req
925. Do you have racial discrimination?Copy !req
926. No way, don't be sillyCopy !req
927. Miss, you seem...Copy !req
928. You are fat, and you are thinCopy !req
929. You are boredCopy !req
930. Give me a surpriseCopy !req
931. Do you want any surprise?Copy !req
932. Do you have any?Copy !req
933. Don't despise meCopy !req
934. Take it outCopy !req
935. Do you want me to take it out?Copy !req
936. Come onCopy !req
937. This is for youCopy !req
938. So pretty! Thank youCopy !req
939. You are really different!Copy !req
940. Usually, when the girls
see such precious pearlCopy !req
941. either they will screamCopy !req
942. or, some will die because
of too much excitementCopy !req
943. You don't value material life at all
you are really...Copy !req
944. Really different!Copy !req
945. Mister, do you have time to stay?Copy !req
946. To have a long talk?Copy !req
947. My wife has prepared dinner
I don't think it's good for me to stayCopy !req
948. Why do you come then?Copy !req
949. Even cats will be
motivated by such atmosphere!Copy !req
950. Do you know what the cat is talking?Copy !req
951. That cat saidCopy !req
952. Don't bother me, mom will scold meCopy !req
953. Why do you hurt yourself?Copy !req
954. It brings excitement!Copy !req
955. So amazing!Copy !req
956. There are many amazing things
you haven't tried that beforeCopy !req
957. If you stayCopy !req
958. I will try my very bestCopy !req
959. to make your all eyesCopy !req
960. I can't do thatCopy !req
961. I am married, I love my wifeCopy !req
962. Although I wish to do it
I have to control myselfCopy !req
963. Well, I won't give it a damn!Copy !req
964. Come on...Copy !req
965. A good husband is hard to
find in the worldCopy !req
966. Since you are thinking of your wifeCopy !req
967. I won't push youCopy !req
968. Send Mister to the doorCopy !req
969. YesCopy !req
970. Wait... Please leaveCopy !req
971. No, I've just made up my mind...Copy !req
972. Please go backCopy !req
973. So bad! I have halfly undressed!Copy !req
974. Give me a chance!Copy !req
975. Forget it, MisterCopy !req
976. Miss Gum TsoCopy !req
977. Cheers...Copy !req
978. Sweet wine...Copy !req
979. Hubby, what's wrong with you?Copy !req
980. I haven't been that smartCopy !req
981. There isn't any rice in your bowlCopy !req
982. Hubby, I've discovered that
the cosmetic you sent me that nightCopy !req
983. doesn't smell like those
found from your bodyCopy !req
984. Didn't I tell you?Copy !req
985. That's made by a thing called Magic MuskCopy !req
986. The smell will change according
to different timingsCopy !req
987. At night, it stinksCopy !req
988. No, it doesn't stinkCopy !req
989. It stinksCopy !req
990. On that day
you sent me a very big pearlCopy !req
991. I do want to show off tonightCopy !req
992. But I couldn't find it out at allCopy !req
993. Do you know where is it?Copy !req
994. This is lifeCopy !req
995. If you want to find something anxiouslyCopy !req
996. you can never find itCopy !req
997. If you are smart, you need not find itCopy !req
998. cause it will show up laterCopy !req
999. Father-in-law, have the chicken assCopy !req
1000. I rememberCopy !req
1001. Why did you go to the
prostitute house on that day?Copy !req
1002. Prostitute house?Copy !req
1003. Yes, prostitute houseCopy !req
1004. What did you say?Copy !req
1005. I saw him visiting hookersCopy !req
1006. Listen to meCopy !req
1007. WaitCopy !req
1008. Don't lie to meCopy !req
1009. I can tell it's true or not easilyCopy !req
1010. Hooker is woman, she will get sickCopy !req
1011. As a gynecologist
I went there for treatmentCopy !req
1012. It's nothing weirdCopy !req
1013. Daughter, is his heart beating fast?Copy !req
1014. NoCopy !req
1015. That's goodCopy !req
1016. Sorry, hubbyCopy !req
1017. You are too bad for you
don't trust me at allCopy !req
1018. It's fragrant! Can you smell it?Copy !req
1019. Miss, who are you looking for?Copy !req
1020. I come here to buy herbCopy !req
1021. Do you have any chiretta
?Copy !req
1022. Are you in urgent need? Come laterCopy !req
1023. I love a man very muchCopy !req
1024. He hasn't come to me for many daysCopy !req
1025. I come to buy chiretta which
means home coming in ChineseCopy !req
1026. for I really want him to
come back this nightCopy !req
1027. Miss, I suggest you to buy Tu-woCopy !req
1028. Living alone, don't bother othersCopy !req
1029. You have a kind of special smell
I smelt once!Copy !req
1030. Yes, this perfume is called Hooking SoulCopy !req
1031. Only I have this kind of
special perfume in townCopy !req
1032. It is an amazing perfume
to seduce man, right?Copy !req
1033. But I can't hook the man I loveCopy !req
1034. No matter how hard I torture myselfCopy !req
1035. he just brushes me off and comes here
to have dinner with his wifeCopy !req
1036. So, I come here to see his wifeCopy !req
1037. Today is my daughter's birthdayCopy !req
1038. Don't mess up hereCopy !req
1039. You have seen what you want nowCopy !req
1040. So prettyCopy !req
1041. Prettier than youCopy !req
1042. Send her to the doorCopy !req
1043. MadamCopy !req
1044. Today is your birthday!Copy !req
1045. I haven't any presentCopy !req
1046. But, why not
take this little thing as my present?Copy !req
1047. Are you kidding?Copy !req
1048. Right, when you don't want to find it
it will show up itselfCopy !req
1049. Are you kidding? You sent it to her?Copy !req
1050. This is your present to me
how I can send it to others?Copy !req
1051. What is your relationship? Tell meCopy !req
1052. By the way, it seems to be clear!Copy !req
1053. You bastard!Copy !req
1054. How can you treat my daughter like this?
Are you a man?Copy !req
1055. Granny, don't be angryCopy !req
1056. Give me back the pearlCopy !req
1057. Madam, don't be excited!Copy !req
1058. You bitch, I wanna kill you!Copy !req
1059. Don't move Don't moveCopy !req
1060. If you hurt her, I will kill youCopy !req
1061. If you hurt me, I will kill himCopy !req
1062. None of my business, lady!Copy !req
1063. Stop her nowCopy !req
1064. Bitch!Copy !req
1065. Drop the horse downCopy !req
1066. What did you say, honey?Copy !req
1067. Drop the horseCopy !req
1068. You scared my friendCopy !req
1069. You liedCopy !req
1070. You said you would love me foreverCopy !req
1071. You lied tooCopy !req
1072. You said you were born
in the year of rabbitCopy !req
1073. but you were born in the year
of tiger, you are older than meCopy !req
1074. You lied, you lied!Copy !req
1075. Drop the horseCopy !req
1076. Don't throw me while
I am not paying attentionCopy !req
1077. I can tell your trickCopy !req
1078. Drop it, now!Copy !req
1079. Are you alright?Copy !req
1080. I am fineCopy !req
1081. Sorry to ruin your partyCopy !req
1082. All because I wish to see you very muchCopy !req
1083. I am too bad, I am leavingCopy !req
1084. I will go with youCopy !req
1085. It's nonsense for me to
stay in such nonsense familyCopy !req
1086. GoCopy !req
1087. HubbyCopy !req
1088. Are you hungry?
Let me cook noodle for youCopy !req
1089. WaitCopy !req
1090. What a shame!Copy !req
1091. Don't get angry
let's go back to my placeCopy !req
1092. I will do that with youCopy !req
1093. That?Copy !req
1094. That's what you wantCopy !req
1095. You are inhumane!Copy !req
1096. Oh my God!Copy !req
1097. We have become a couple at lastCopy !req
1098. On this stormy night
we will enjoy ourselves!Copy !req
1099. You look cheapCopy !req
1100. You haven't seen my cheaper lookCopy !req
1101. Alright, listen to meCopy !req
1102. I have had hard feelingCopy !req
1103. Your wife felt so sadCopy !req
1104. For you, I can sacrifice
my wife as well as my lifeCopy !req
1105. Don't say anything nonsenseCopy !req
1106. I don't want to cheat youCopy !req
1107. I am a Forbidden City Cop
my duty is to protect His MajestyCopy !req
1108. I came here for
His Majesty is fond of youCopy !req
1109. He wants me to check your backgroundCopy !req
1110. You don't check me
you just want to screw meCopy !req
1111. You are betraying His MajestyCopy !req
1112. But I can't help loving youCopy !req
1113. Forget about him!Copy !req
1114. Ling Ling Fat!Copy !req
1115. Luckily you have come on timeCopy !req
1116. Did you hear everything?Copy !req
1117. You!Copy !req
1118. If she didn't write to His MajestyCopy !req
1119. we wouldn't have known that
you betrayed His MajestyCopy !req
1120. You...Copy !req
1121. In order to trap himCopy !req
1122. I don't mind risking my virginityCopy !req
1123. Your Majesty, if you come a bit lateCopy !req
1124. I don't know what will happen!Copy !req
1125. You...Copy !req
1126. Ling Ling Fat, your family will have
capital punishment, you know?Copy !req
1127. Your Majesty, I...Copy !req
1128. Catch himCopy !req
1129. Your Majesty, why do you cuff me?Copy !req
1130. Your trap is really great!Copy !req
1131. You want me to break my familyCopy !req
1132. Then you make His Majesty kill meCopy !req
1133. You will kidnap him
to blackmail the governmentCopy !req
1134. Then your troop will move from
the North to take over our countryCopy !req
1135. It seem to be a piece of cakeCopy !req
1136. Damn!Copy !req
1137. But, you remember the pearlCopy !req
1138. which fancies all women in the world?Copy !req
1139. When you received that pearl, you didn't
feel excited, that's why I knowCopy !req
1140. you are not a womanCopy !req
1141. Who is my foe?Copy !req
1142. And who will undergo such
fantastic plastic surgery?Copy !req
1143. Only a faceless old folk will do itCopy !req
1144. King of no face, you bastard!Copy !req
1145. I hate others to cheat me
by pretending as woman!Copy !req
1146. Especially disguising as such
pretty woman to seduce me!Copy !req
1147. Luckily Fat is so smart!Copy !req
1148. He disclosed your secretCopy !req
1149. Your MajestyCopy !req
1150. Don't trust him!Copy !req
1151. He wanted to screw me
so he brushed his wife offCopy !req
1152. and he even beat
his wife up in front of meCopy !req
1153. He isn't a man at allCopy !req
1154. In order to trap youCopy !req
1155. my family performed
a show in front of youCopy !req
1156. Dear audienceCopy !req
1157. The best actressCopy !req
1158. In the playCopy !req
1159. she acted very well thatCopy !req
1160. no matter judging from her eyesCopy !req
1161. or movementCopy !req
1162. she could express how a sad wife feelsCopy !req
1163. Especially when she threw the horseCopy !req
1164. it shows a strong protest originated
from post modernismCopy !req
1165. Let us see how she threw the horse againCopy !req
1166. Watch! Watch!Copy !req
1167. Mrs. Fat, congratulation...Copy !req
1168. Thank youCopy !req
1169. First of all, I have to thank my parentsCopy !req
1170. Since they have been supporting meCopy !req
1171. And I have to thank my husbandCopy !req
1172. He gave me chance to actCopy !req
1173. We had rehearsed many many timesCopy !req
1174. So, this award is yours tooCopy !req
1175. Hubby, thank youCopy !req
1176. Alright, let's present the
final award of this nightCopy !req
1177. I believe that, you can guess it. RightCopy !req
1178. The best actor is...Copy !req
1179. Ah Fat's father-in-lawCopy !req
1180. Wonderful!Copy !req
1181. This award should go to meCopy !req
1182. I did see him visiting
the prostitute house!Copy !req
1183. Please wait. I am sorryCopy !req
1184. I am the leading man!Copy !req
1185. You can tell I have done a great jobCopy !req
1186. Why do you present the award to him?Copy !req
1187. Your acting is quite good
but not matureCopy !req
1188. Say, when your wife
heard your heart beatCopy !req
1189. your expression was a bit exaggeratedCopy !req
1190. That's the point of view
of ordinary audiences!Copy !req
1191. You won't be that ignorant?Copy !req
1192. No, when I heard your heart beatCopy !req
1193. I couldn't feel any response from youCopy !req
1194. I felt that, you couldn't
concentrate in actingCopy !req
1195. You didn't act well indeedCopy !req
1196. You...Copy !req
1197. Be fairCopy !req
1198. Just one wordCopy !req
1199. You don't know actingCopy !req
1200. Shut up! Gum Tso's sex
is still a doubtful questionCopy !req
1201. How can you present awards here?Copy !req
1202. It's a messCopy !req
1203. Your Majesty, I...Copy !req
1204. Be careful of your nostril hairCopy !req
1205. I am a person who is
willing to die for youCopy !req
1206. Let me use my bodyCopy !req
1207. to check whether Gum Tso
is a woman or notCopy !req
1208. Get lostCopy !req
1209. Be careful!Copy !req
1210. Ling Ling Fat
you killed my wife and my sonCopy !req
1211. Even I can't kill your familyCopy !req
1212. I want to kill you tooCopy !req
1213. Neither of you can goCopy !req
1214. Protect His MajestyCopy !req
1215. Fat-yan, take the Box of Treasure to meCopy !req
1216. Catch itCopy !req
1217. Why did you ask me to throw it to you?Copy !req
1218. Game over!Copy !req
1219. I am sorryCopy !req
1220. It doesn't hurt!Copy !req
1221. But the one next to you is in bad luckCopy !req
1222. That's No-face StanceCopy !req
1223. It can transfer energyCopy !req
1224. Pal, are you alright?Copy !req
1225. I am scaredCopy !req
1226. But I am fineCopy !req
1227. I feel comfortableCopy !req
1228. It's not painful at allCopy !req
1229. So, I won't give it a damnCopy !req
1230. Let me do itCopy !req
1231. Pal, didn't you say comfortable?Copy !req
1232. It's really comfortableCopy !req
1233. Forget itCopy !req
1234. You'd better beat that guyCopy !req
1235. I have to think something elseCopy !req
1236. Forget it, please hit meCopy !req
1237. It's not predictableCopy !req
1238. No color, no face, long life to stay!Copy !req
1239. I am the supreme of the world!Copy !req
1240. Who is it?Copy !req
1241. My dear sisterCopy !req
1242. We all rely on you!Copy !req
1243. Soul Changing StanceCopy !req
1244. I feel dizzy, I can't stand it anymoreCopy !req
1245. It's cheap! Who do you want to scare?Copy !req
1246. Don't you think such chain
can lock me up?Copy !req
1247. It's not for locking you
it's used to connect the lightning-rodCopy !req
1248. You said, we will enjoy ourselves
on a stormy nightCopy !req
1249. I'll let you try
a wonderful thunder stormCopy !req
1250. YeahCopy !req
1251. YeahCopy !req
1252. YeahCopy !req
1253. Yeah...Copy !req
1254. Don't move!Copy !req
1255. Fly...Copy !req
1256. Flying...Copy !req
1257. Fa...Copy !req
1258. FairyCopy !req
1259. The thunder hit FatCopy !req
1260. So it transform his cellsCopy !req
1261. During the process
he gained extra powerCopy !req
1262. So, he can release
the power of Flying FairyCopy !req
1263. At that moment, it seems that
there was a flying fairy in the skyCopy !req
1264. Isn't it illusion caused by air crashCopy !req
1265. or am I drunk?Copy !req
1266. Of course you are drunkCopy !req
1267. So, you have drunk much more than meCopy !req
1268. I am drunk everydayCopy !req
1269. It's strange
why hasn't Fat come to work today?Copy !req
1270. Brother Fat, where are you?Copy !req
1271. We can't live without youCopy !req
1272. Brother Fat, come back!Copy !req
1273. Hubby, it's so great!Copy !req
1274. Your new invention can
let us fly freely in the skyCopy !req
1275. Let us name it...Copy !req
1276. Helicopter, isn't it nice?Copy !req
1277. No, this isn't a good nameCopy !req
1278. Why not name it...Copy !req
1279. Air air air air air O Plane?Copy !req
1280. You are so smart, honeyCopy !req
1281. If not, how can I be your honey?Copy !req
1282. Hubby, let's fly againCopy !req
1283. So romantic! YesCopy !req
1284. I want to have a baby with youCopy !req
1285. Really? ReallyCopy !req
1286. Alright, let's go home and make loveCopy !req
1287. No way, I can't waitCopy !req
1288. Let's do it here!Copy !req
1289. You can't be serious Come on!Copy !req
1290. Ripped by:
SkyFuryCopy !req