For Da Love of Money (2002)

1. Dre, I know you've been wanting this body for a longtime.

2. I know you fantasize about me.

3. You're damn skippy!

4. I've been knowing you since you were a boy, but you know...

5. | think it's time you get what you been dreaming of.

6. Yes, indeed!

7. Now, let me see what we're working with.

8. You really not a little boy anymore.

9. Hey, hey. He)'-

10. Don't get cocky with me now. I'm old enough to be your mama.

11. - Yes, ma'am. - The real question is...

12. can you handle...

13. - Damn! - ... a|| of this? You think you can?

14. I'm just saying, there ain't but one way to find out.

15. Dre.

16. Dre, it's almost 9:00.

17. You need to wake up.

18. I'm gonna run some errands, and I'm gonna go by the mall.

19. I prepared a turkey. I want you to put it in the oven on low, Dre.

20. Okay?

21. You ain't got to worry with that, baby. I helped make that one.

22. - Ma! - Actually, you're a lot like your daddy.

23. He called. Said he was gonna come by.

24. - Yes, ma'am. - You know what my rule is.

25. Yes, ma'am.

26. That's a monster.

27. 69.9 KNUT, the station all in your mouth.

28. PJ Butta. Check up on these. I wanna give a shout out to Loquisha.

29. She was caller 69 on this Baby-Mama Appreciation Week.

30. She wanted to sell some flip-flops, 40 ounces and diapers.

31. If you're travelling, because this is L.A., traffic is backed up.

32. There's a turned-over armoured truck.

33. Police are looking for a brother on the run with a bag of money.

34. If you see him, tell him I'm looking for him. He owe me money.

35. I know he does. If I don't see him, I will see you tonight at the block party.

36. This jam goes out to everyone going to the block party tonight.

37. Here you go. 69.9 KNUT, in your mouth.

38. All units, there is an APB on an armoured truck robbery suspect...

39. near Florence and 55th.

40. Suspect is a young African-American male, approximately 6 feet...

41. wearing blue jeans, a faded red shirt and tennis shoes.

42. Police! Freeze!

43. All units, robbery suspect has been spotted running south on Figueroa.

44. That way! That way!

45. Get him! Get him! Get him! Beat him up!

46. - What this fool do now, man? - Probably stole Slim mama's Kick 'N Go.

47. Now, back to your mama, A.J.

48. We need to get off of mamas, because I just got off of yours.

49. - Old-ass joke. - Whatever.

50. - Take it easy, asshole. - Nobody did nothing, right?

51. - I ain't do nothing! - What've we got?

52. - The armoured truck suspect. - We're taking him down to the station.

53. - You were. Okay? Thank you, gentlemen. - Come on, man.

54. - We'll take him from here. - Go fetch yourself a mop.

55. That guy's a fucking asshole.

56. Unbelievable.

57. Look at that.

58. Come on, guys. Let's go to a strip joint.

59. - So, what are we doing today? - Same thing we did yesterday.

60. Stand out here and talk about everybody.

61. Especially this gay zebra right here.

62. National He-ographics.

63. So, what's up?

64. - Nothing you need to know about. - Yeah, Boom, get your freaky ass away.

65. Ex-squeeze-me? Your mama's a freaky ass.

66. - What the hell you want, Boom? - Let me see.

67. My fortune tells me that I wanted a big dick, but I don't see one around here.

68. Click. Click.

69. So did you eat the last penis they gave you?

70. Hey, Boom, seriously though, man. You know, I would let you use mine...

71. but Earl's mama using it right now.

72. You likes to play funny, but just to let you know...

73. you wouldn't know what a big dick looked like if you woke up with one.

74. Probably looks like the one that's always in your mouth.

75. I heard the police was over here.

76. You heard wrong.

77. So I don't know what's so funny. Where is your sister?

78. I don't know.

79. - What you want with my sister, Boom? - Oh, don't trip.

80. Sometimes you have to go through a family member to get what you want.

81. Click. Click.

82. Now, we know you grabbed a bundle of cash from the armoured truck crash.

83. - I don't know what you're talking about. - You run from a truck crash every day?

84. - If one crashes every day. - Hear that? He's a fucking comedian.

85. Why'd you run if you didn't grab any money?

86. I was out on my daily jog, and I happened to run past the accident.

87. Your daily jog, huh?

88. - Hey, man! - Tell me about that daily jog!

89. Control your monkey, man. I know my rights.

90. Shut the hell up! We're not through with you.

91. I saw your rap sheet. We can keep you here a couple days.

92. Or you can cooperate...

93. be out of here in a few minutes.

94. You're some crooked cops. I won't say nothing till I get my phone call.

95. You're gonna get your phone call from jail.

96. Son of a bitch.

97. You and Boom look like y'all make a good couple.

98. Man, y'all make a good couple of nuts.

99. What's up, fellas?

100. - Nothing, now that you hiding the sun. - Yeah.

101. Otis, we needed some shade.

102. That's a jokey joke because I'm a little overweight.

103. - Ain't nothing little about you, bro. - Your mama must've told you that.

104. You need to stay off my mama. And why is my mail opened?

105. It's a little check for your family to smoke up.

106. - At least we smoking weed, not turkeys. - That's funny...

107. but what you need is some lotion.

108. I seen volcanoes ain't that ashy.

109. - Stop, man! - There's your little piece of mail too.

110. Guess what. Your grandma mm a died.

111. - Oh, man. How'd that happen? - She drowned.

112. - Sorry to hear that, Earl, man. - Yeah, well, shit happens.

113. I told her, "Take showers. Take showers."

114. Hold on a minute. This ain't for me. This is for 1508.

115. I'm at 1580, fat-ass!

116. You got me crying over someone else's grandma.

117. - My bad. Y'all look the same to me. - Get your fat ass away from here.

118. You need to stop reading people's mail too.

119. Well, next time might really be for one of y'all.

120. And it could be for that chili dog too.

121. - Man, ain't that illegal? - Yeah!

122. I need to take his round ass to court.

123. Why? So they can arrest you for your warrants?

124. - Yeah, he got a point. - That's true.

125. - True that, man. - You better come correct.

126. Well, hey, Shamu.

127. How you doing, Moses? What, you ain't dead yet?

128. I'll live to bury your fat ass. Least I ain't late.

129. Didn't they tell you when they made you a mailman you'd have to walk?

130. Yeah, at least I don't need a walker.

131. - Funny. Funny. - Here's your mail.

132. Give me my stuff.

133. Look at this. Look at this. Look at this.

134. The Clearing House Sweepstakes. I'm gonna be a rich son of a bitch.

135. Won't have you for a mailman no more because I'm gonna be up on the hill.

136. Yeah, guess what. You didn't win!

137. Son of a bitch! I told you not to be reading my mail!

138. - You think someone's sending me food? - Guess what. If they did...

139. - ... you ain't gonna get it. - Yeah, I believe that.

140. What you need to do is read that bill.

141. Guess what. Your lights about to be turned out.

142. And you better read it while you can because it's gonna be dark soon.

143. Son of a bitch!

144. Get out of here, you fat fuck!

145. Get out of here!

146. Oh, yeah.

147. Wonder if he got a dog up in here.

148. Damn boogers.

149. Moving day. Whoopee, moving day.

150. This boy needs some roughage.

151. What's this?

152. Glove.

153. A knife.

154. Damn O.J.

155. O.J. been in the trash.

156. Another box full of nothing. Look at this, just nothing but junk.

157. My goodness. What's in here?

158. Jesus!

159. God almighty!

160. This is my day, baby.

161. - What the hell you doing back here? - Nothing!

162. - Get your ass up out of my back yard! - All right.

163. - Opening my trash. Go on! - Go back in the house!

164. - Get your ass out of my back yard. - I'm getting out.

165. Man, fuck you!

166. Mess with me, I'll stomp a nut in your ass, baby-shit-coloured nigga.

167. Kick your nuts up around your chin, make a bow tie.

168. Get in the house!

169. - You old baby shit! - Your mama!

170. - Look at that. - You see that?

171. Look it. It's.

172. - That's why I don't live here. - How'd you get out?

173. I never was in the neighbourhood. You know?

174. - But that's a good reason why. - It's garbage.

175. Their pants are hanging halfway down by their assholes.

176. - It's ridiculous. That's fashion? - It's a fashion faux pas, is what it is.

177. That's bullshit. I say it's all ghetto mentality.

178. Ghetto, ghetto, ghetto.

179. Hey, Dre, what you looking for?

180. Nothing.

181. - Can I help you find whatever it is? - No, you can't. Thank you, Boom.

182. And why you up so early anyway, man?

183. My mama talking about kicking me out the house.

184. Why?

185. She got this new boyfriend. Right? And he just...

186. He ain't comfortable with another man in the house. It's cool...

187. because I heard that before. So it's all right.

188. - What you gonna do? - I got a cousin that lives in D.C.

189. All the way over there somewhere.

190. What's wrong with D.C.?

191. Ain't nothing wrong with D.C.! It's a party town!

192. I'm like, "Do your thing."

193. I like to get my boogie on. So it's cool.

194. But I ain't got the money, and the plane ticket's $600.

195. $600? You can get a plane ticket for $250 in coach, easy.

196. I know you didn't say coach! Because I'm a queen bitch, and I fly first class.

197. - You should know, Dre. - Well, catch the bus, Boom.

198. A bus! A bus is 36 hours. Plus, I'm "closiphobic."

199. - It's claustrophobic, Boom. - Whatever you want to call it!

200. You know what I'm trying to say, Dre.

201. - Well, what do you want, Boom? - Have you seen Tasha?

202. - No. Why don't you ask Slim? - I've already asked Slim...

203. - ... but he ain't seen her. - He ain't seen her, and I ain't seen her!

204. You going to the block party tonight?

205. I don't know. I might.

206. Well, good. I guess I'll see you there then. Right?

207. Maybe, Boom.

208. Okay, Boom.

209. Okay, Boom.

210. Who this?

211. Look, don't worry about who this is.

212. Oh, hey, sorry about that, Diggs. Hey, this is Mike, man.

213. Mike from Crenshaw, dog.

214. I'm gonna have that for you. I swear to God I'll handle your business for you.

215. Yeah. Hold on.

216. - Hey, is there a Tone in here? - I'm Tone.

217. - One of you fools Tone? - I'm Tone.

218. - Well, come get the phone! - Who is it?

219. Man, don't worry about who it is, just come get the phone, fool.

220. Hello?

221. - Where is it? - Where's what?

222. Motherfucker, I will have you killed and celebrate your death tomorrow.

223. - Don't fuck with me! - Yo, man, you said I had a week.

224. I said you had a week? Well, I lied, asshole.

225. - I heard you came into some money. - Who told you that?

226. Don't you worry about that! Where's my fucking money, motherfucker?

227. Well, they lied to you, man. You know how people lie.

228. Listen to me, motherfucker. Turn your ass around.

229. Now, you see that big motherfucker looking at you?

230. Wave to him.

231. - Now, where is my money? - If I tell you, man, you'll kill me.

232. If you don't tell me, I'm gonna take you and have you killed, stupid!

233. Baby, if you gonna sit on my car, give it a little buff.

234. There you go. There you go. A little to the right.

235. You looking good, baby. Where's my money, man?

236. My lawyer said I'll be out in a few hours. Then I'll give it to you.

237. I want my money. I want my money. I'm gonna be on my spot.

238. Get my money to me by midnight tonight, or that's your ass.

239. All right, man. Cool. So I'll talk to you when I get out. All right?

240. - I'm gonna be right here. - All right. Cool.

241. Give it a little buff. You ain't got nothing else to do.

242. You're sitting there looking good. You got your fingers all over.

243. Baby, come on now!

244. - Hello? - Hey, Tasha. It's Dre.

245. Oh, it's you. What do you want?

246. I was thinking it was a pretty nice day today. Maybe we could go to the park.

247. - Didn't I just see you yesterday? - Yeah, but you know—

248. - Hello? - Yo, Cisco.

249. Tone? Hey, man, Keisha said you got arrested, man.

250. - I did. - Damn! Where you at?

251. Don't worry about that. I need you to do something for me.

252. Go to Dre's back yard and get a brown paper bag out of his trashcan.

253. Brown paper bag? What it look like?

254. What you mean, man? It's a paper bag, man.

255. It's brown. It's made of paper. It got $20,000 in it.

256. You got $20,000 in a brown paper bag?

257. Man, you got to give me half or something, man.

258. Take it to your house. I should be out in a few hours.

259. All right, man. Cool. Cool. Got it.

260. - Yeah. - Phone check, punk.

261. Hey, look, handle that for me, man. I'll get back to you. Bye.

262. Hey, Boom, didn't I tell your ass-J?

263. Boom?

264. - It's like that now? - Boom was in the back just now—

265. - Whatever, man. - Don't ask, don't tell.

266. - You got my mail? - Yeah.

267. - Here you go. - Give me my damn mail.

268. - You didn't read my shit again. Did you? - No, no.

269. Your stuff's boring, but I might start reading it soon.

270. Fat—

271. Okay, finally. The check.

272. About time.

273. - Yeah, player. - Get dirty!

274. Break it down.

275. - Go, Gumby. - Hey, hey, hey!

276. Take that down there! Y'all in front of my house! Take it down there.

277. You need to get some colour.

278. I know you ain't talking about colour with your blotchy-faced ass.

279. I know you ain't laughing. Your big brother called. He wants his shirt back.

280. Come on. I know you ain't bagging with your old skinny ass.

281. I know you ain't talking about skinny. Look at this!

282. - You been bench-pressing backwards. - Get off me, you little freak.

283. Dre! Come here, man!

284. Hey, your boyfriend's calling.

285. Watch your mouth with that boyfriend stuff. I'll knock out the front.

286. Man, watch your teeth.

287. He's right about your teeth.

288. What's up, man? Why you hanging out with them bums?

289. I'm trying to get them away from in front of my house.

290. - They lower my property value. - You got a beef with them?

291. Shit. I will beat their ass my damn self.

292. Okay? Look at Slim.

293. - All of them. - Losers, man.

294. - You still trying to go to the party? - Yeah. Oh, guess what.

295. - I got something in the mail today. - What?

296. - Come by later, and I'll let you know. - All right.

297. - I'm gonna whup some ass right now. - Handle your business.

298. Are y'all still here? I done told y'all. Y'all need to move down.

299. Man, you don't own this property.

300. I own this foot I'm gonna put in your ass if y'all don't move.

301. - We're not scared of you, Dre. - Get a chest for that shirt. All right?

302. - So now move. - Forget you, man.

303. Move. Move.

304. Move.

305. Dre, you're a punk, dog.

306. Move.

307. There's a job application out there waiting for y'all. Four of them.

308. Ignorant mother— I hate them.

309. - Why is everybody in Dre's trashcan? - What you talking about, "everybody"?

310. First it was Dre, now it was you. What's the deal, Cisco?

311. - Dre was in these trashcans? - Hello! I just said that. Didn't I?

312. I guess you're not listening to me.

313. You must think I'm some damn fool or something.

314. Don't even answer that. What's the deal, Cisco?

315. - Can you keep a secret, man? - Yes, I can keep a secret.

316. Because last Thursday, Miss Geraldine had a big old thing on her hip.

317. She fell off and burnt her ass up.

318. If you keep it a secret, I'll keep you in on this.

319. I'll cut you a little bit of the money.

320. Mum's the word. I'm cool with it. What's up? How much is it?

321. I swear to God, if you tell anybody, it's gonna be your ass!

322. You got my word! What's up? Tell me, what's the deal?

323. My cousin took a bag of money, put it in one of these trashcans.

324. But it ain't here right now. I think Dre might have taken it.

325. What makes you think your cousin ain't got it?

326. - Because he ain't no thief. - So why did he hide it back here?

327. I don't know why he hid it back here, but I think he took it without asking.

328. How am I supposed to“?

329. Hey, hey, hey, man. What are y'all doing back here?

330. Nothing, man.

331. Well, you need to take y'all doing-nothing asses out my back yard!

332. Boom, I done told you once. You better get gone.

333. Man, get off my fence. You crazy?

334. Go on, Boom.

335. I like your shirt.

336. Man! Damn!

337. 69.9 KNUT, the station all in your mouth. It's PJ Butta.

338. We found the suspect who took the money from the armoured truck...

339. but he don't got the money. We got some missing money out there.

340. If you find it, break me off some, and I'll take you in my limo to the block party.

341. Till then, bump your head to this. Break your neck. 69.9 KNUT...

342. the station in your mouth.

343. So...

344. how's your situation going?

345. - With Dolores? - Yeah.

346. I got a call from her lawyer.

347. She wants the car, the house and $1200 a month.

348. - That's bullshit! - And she wants full custody of Brett.

349. That's why I told myself I'll never get married.

350. It costs too much.

351. You know, I hear black women don't do their men like that.

352. Who's planning on marrying a black woman?

353. You know, if we find that money, there's no way they can trace it.

354. - What are you saying? - Those are all deposits.

355. Those companies are insured. That money means nothing to them.

356. I wonder how much it really is.

357. I heard it's more than we make in a month.

358. One man's loss, another man's gain?

359. You thinking what I'm thinking? Yeah?

360. Doughnuts?

361. Let's just get something to eat.

362. What you mean, "Don't worry about it"? Get my stuff back.

363. - I should be out in a couple hours. - I'm gonna get started on it right now.

364. Keep that on the down low. All right?

365. All right. Cool, man. Cool, cool.

366. Mother—.

367. Aim...

368. - What you want? - Tibbs, man, sit your nosy ass down.

369. - Ain't nothing happening. - Don't tell me to sit.

370. I've been living here all my life. I've been here since before you was born.

371. Get your ass in the house. Get away. I'll put a buckshot in your ass.

372. What's up, dog?

373. What's going on? So, what's the news?

374. Pull up a chair.

375. Come on now. You got to tell.

376. That's banging right there. All right.

377. I'm listening. What's up?

378. Well, I just got my insurance check.

379. - That was in the envelope? - Yep.

380. - I'm trying to do something tonight. - How much?

381. Don't worry about that.

382. - You get more than a G? - Yep.

383. - More than 2 G's? - Yep.

384. - More than 3 G's? - Don't worry about all that. Okay?

385. You the one volunteering information. All right. What you trying to do tonight?

386. - Thinking about going to a strip club. - All right. What's the move?

387. Well, my car still got a dent in it, and I can't ride with no dent in no car.

388. - Dre, my truck's riding smooth. - That's what I'm saying.

389. - I figure this. You drive, I'll pay. - What time you trying to roll out?

390. - About 10:00? - All right.

391. - But you still going to the block party? - See, I don't know about that, man.

392. If it gonna be all kids, I ain't trying to stay long.

393. Meet me at my house between 9:45, 10:00.

394. - All right? - I'm good with that.

395. All right.

396. Can you get that for me, man?

397. - Come on. I ain't your slave. - I ain't ask you all that.

398. You right by the door. Will you get the damn...?

399. Damn door.

400. Damn door.

401. - Hey, Mama, what you doing here? - Hey, baby.

402. - What's going on? - All right.

403. Hey, Dre. ls your mother home?

404. - I know you fantasize about me. - Damn!

405. - Dre. - Oh, yes, ma'am.

406. She went to the mall. Yeah, the mall. My mom.

407. Girl's always shopping. I'll catch her at the mall.

408. - Somebody called from Kelvin's school. - What'd they want?

409. They didn't say. They need to talk to you ASAP.

410. He probably messed up in school again.

411. I'm about to send that boy to his father.

412. Hey, baby, look here. Nice, isn't it, huh?

413. Yeah, Ma. This was nice the first time you showed me. I saw this already.

414. Oh, Lord, a two-week cruise across the Mediterranean seas.

415. Soon as I get some money, I'm taking this trip. What was the number today?

416. - I don't remember. - Well, if I hit that number...

417. I'm gonna take this trip with your mama.

418. My mama already got... She already got her ticket.

419. Yeah, she told me. That's all right. I'm going on this trip.

420. Ma, if anybody deserves to go on that trip, you do.

421. Thank you, baby.

422. Can you help your brother with his homework?

423. - I got an appointment at the salon. - Ma, come on now.

424. He's never gonna pass the math class. What's the point?

425. You know if he passes this test Friday, he's gonna graduate junior high.

426. He should've been studying instead of talking to girls on the phone.

427. Would you just watch your brother?

428. He's old enough to watch himself. I have plans to go out tonight.

429. Oh, really? I thought you were broke when I asked you for $20.

430. What's up with that, huh?

431. Can I talk to you outside for just a second? One minute?

432. See you, Andre.

433. Yo, man, don't be looking at my mom's ass.

434. - I ain't looking at her ass. - I saw you looking.

435. We're like family, man.

436. If we're like family, don't be looking at my mom's ass then.

437. I wasn't looking at her ass.

438. You're embarrassing me in front of my friend.

439. - You said you didn't have any money. - I don't, but Dre came into some cash.

440. - Oh, really? - Yeah. Like a couple thousand dollars.

441. - Really? - Yeah. Why you looking at me like that?

442. - He wants to take me out. - What time you all leaving?

443. - Around 10:00. - I'll be back way before you go.

444. I gotta get my hair done. Help your brother with his homework.

445. - Ma, I been watching him all week! - Here he is right now.

446. Hey, Mom.

447. I'll holler at you later, man.

448. Bye, Ma!

449. Hey, Mom said you gonna help me with my math homework.

450. - Man, you get on my damn nerves. - What?

451. You need a cut, I'll hook you up.

452. What's up, brother? You need a cut?

453. - How about you, man? - No, I'm waiting for somebody.

454. - Who you waiting on? - Anybody but your ass!

455. You better sit down, you old NBA look-alike wannabe.

456. You're lucky I got a bunion, man. What's up with you? You want a cut?

457. How about you, man? I know you need a cut!

458. - Man, who did your shit? - I did my shit, man!

459. Look at you. You got me saying it! Look at my hair! Look at it!

460. You wants the 'do of the millennium, you better ask somebody.

461. Look at that. Look at that.

462. Yeah, you better ask.

463. - What's the latest, Twan? - Girl, haven't you heard?

464. - About what? - About the armoured truck crash.

465. They said someone grabbed bundles of money...

466. and when they found the suspect, he had nothing on him.

467. - When? - Today.

468. Since the deposits was just made, they won't know how much until Monday.

469. And the best part about it is, that money is untraceable.

470. - Come on. Who told you that? - It was on the news!

471. - And guess where it happened? - Where?

472. A couple of blocks from your house.

473. Well, I heard the guy stashed the money in Andre Mitchell's back yard.

474. - Where you hear that? - Boom.

475. You know Boom don't know shit.

476. - Don't be talking about my Boom. - Bitch, please.

477. - I got your bitch! - You ain't got Boom.

478. No, I got Boom, and he's at home looking at my white-chocolate ass every night!

479. - You be trying to get an ass. - I don't think so.

480. Excuse me. Can we get on with my hair, please?

481. Sorry, baby. Everything as usual, right?

482. Yeah, yeah.

483. You know, if I had that money...

484. I'd be on a cruise somewhere. I'd get up out of here.

485. I don't have any money, but Dre came into some big cash.

486. - Oh, really? - He got a couple of thousand dollars.

487. Are you sure?

488. - That's what his cousin said. - How you know his cousin ain't lying?

489. That's why the police was over here.

490. You know what? I think I'm gonna give my Dre Baby a call.

491. See how he's doing. You know how the police get.

492. Could you pass me the phone, Boom?

493. Go on, girl.

494. - You're so— Give me that phone. - I know you was looking.

495. I wasn't looking at your old, tired booty. Call my baby, Dre.

496. - Hello? - Hey, Dre Baby, how you doing?

497. - Who this? - Tasha.

498. - Who? - It's me, Tasha.

499. I need you to come over my house soon as possible.

500. It's an emergency. I have to talk to you right now.

501. - What emergency? - Please, Dre Baby? Please?

502. - All right. - Okay, I'll see you later?

503. All right, Tasha.

504. Hang that up for me, please.

505. - Look at you. - Look at you.

506. Boom, you're gonna have to leave because I got some things to do.

507. What you about to do?

508. Handle my business. You know how I do it, girl.

509. See, girl, you ain't even right, but you better give me some now.

510. You know I'm gonna give you some. You my girl. I always look out for you.

511. Okay, maybe not that time. I didn't have your back, but I got you this time. Okay?

512. - I'm gonna call you later. Just go on. - Yeah, whatever.

513. You stressing me, but anyway...

514. - ... I'll holler at you later on. - All right.

515. Hey, what's up, Dre? What's going on, player?

516. - Where my money at, Cisco? - I was coming over here to pay you.

517. - I got your money. I owe you 5— - You owe me $20, man.

518. You lucky I ain't charged you interest. Been two years.

519. That's all kind of my fault. You know me. Things be coming up, though.

520. You a good brother, though. Helping the needy out.

521. - Damn, man, you got... - What you looking for?

522. - You got a new love seat, a new couch. - That's old, dude. I been had that.

523. - That's old? - Yes.

524. This shirt is tight. What's that, a large?

525. No, it's old too. Everything in here is old, okay?

526. Just like your outfit. Same thing. Just as old as your outfit.

527. Hey, since you always be hooking me up, looking out for me...

528. - ... it's my turn to return the favour, baby. - Whatever.

529. - What the hell is that? - This is a joint, baby!

530. - A joint? - Yeah. Straight from Jamaica.

531. - Smell a little bit of that. - How high are you trying to get?

532. Man, this is the best shit money can buy, dog.

533. - You don't want none of that? - No, I'm cool, dude.

534. I'm gonna break you off a piece for later on.

535. - I'm cool. I'm cool. - You don't want none?

536. - Thank you. Go, Cisco. - All right, man.

537. - You got a light I could borrow, man? - Man, just go. Go.

538. All right, man. I'm gonna have to smoke it by myself.

539. Freak.

540. It's PJ Butta giving you the hottest joints in your mouth.

541. Hey, the money is still out there. Believe me, hey.

542. Stop blowing me up. I told you the money is still out there.

543. It's like Easter in the hood. You trying to find this cash.

544. Break me off if you get it. All right? Holler.

545. 69.9 KNUT, the station in your mouth.

546. Hey, Dre! Just the man I been looking for, brother.

547. Dre. my man!

548. - Just the man I been looking for. - What's up, Too Sweet?

549. I been watching you for a minute now, and I know you got a job...

550. but I think you ready to make some serious money, my brother.

551. How, Too Sweet?

552. I've noticed the way you handle people.

553. And that quality, everybody don't have. It takes a special kind of individual.

554. - So I'm that individual? - Yeah.

555. You damn right. Too Sweet knows quality when he sees it.

556. - Look at me! - What is that, rat fur or something?

557. It's rat and possum. You don't find this everywhere.

558. - You must've found it on the freeway. - Freeway, my ass. Princess, come here.

559. Come, come, come.

560. You like this?

561. Turn that ass around, baby.

562. - Is that straight or what? - Yeah, that's nice.

563. Because if you don't like that, I got all types, brother.

564. Light, bright, damn near white...

565. dark, midnight, fat.

566. Oh, my bad. You can't call them fat no more.

567. It's bad for their self-esteem.

568. Now you gotta call them hos pleasingly plump.

569. - I don't know. - You don't know?

570. You making me reach into my...

571. secret stash.

572. I didn't want to blow your mind with this one, but...

573. Passion! Passion!

574. - Come on, girl! - Oh, shit!

575. Yeah, my baby.

576. Motherfucker, where's my shit?

577. Baby, don't trip. I got your shit.

578. Passion, don't get out of pocket in front of a potential investor.

579. Hey there, sugar.

580. You looking for some spice?

581. Come on, baby. You think you can handle this?

582. I'm just saying, I would. I'm just...

583. Hey, don't let the size fool you, honey.

584. Because you know what? I'd pop your cork.

585. I would tear that ass up!

586. I don't know. I don't know.

587. He ain't about it, about it!

588. I talk to you a little later, honey.

589. Sweet, you better have my shit when I get back!

590. It's like that, Sweet? She talk to you like that?

591. - I told you I got all types. Didn't I? - You wasn't lying.

592. A lot of folks would pay, my brother.

593. - I'm not paying for her! - I don't want you to pay for her.

594. I want you to work it. Make them hos make money for you, brother.

595. They don't wanna work for me.

596. Princess, baby, would you work for him?

597. - Wait, now, not in the— - Hell, yeah.

598. I told you. I'm getting too old for this young man's game.

599. I want to pass my empire over to someone who could make them dollars.

600. And you have what it takes.

601. - You think so? - You wanna make $20,000 a week?

602. Man, you ain't make $20,000 a week!

603. I know, but if we work together, we can make that.

604. - What the hell you need from me? - I just need...

605. a couple of dollars to get me some more hos.

606. What does "a couple of dollars" mean?

607. - About $10,000. - 10,000—? Are you out your damn mind?

608. - You know you just got some money. - I ain't spending no money on no hos.

609. You can make more money off of ho money!

610. Spend your money because I ain't got no money!

611. Oh, it's like that, huh?

612. It's exactly like that.

613. Come on, baby. Let's get the hell out of here. I thought this fool had potential.

614. Well, take you and your rat-coat-having ass up out of here.

615. I used to loan you money! I bought you your first pair of shoes!

616. This is class, man. My jacket's class.

617. Fix your damn muffler. Fix the muffler.

618. - Cracker? - Nigger!

619. I just wanted to know if you wanted a cracker.

620. I'm very stressed out, Lewis.

621. I'm sorry.

622. No of fence taken.

623. - Thanks. - I like the crackers.

624. More PJ Butta.

625. Let me get on up out of here, go try to find me this money that is missing.

626. But don't you go nowhere. Up next we got my man for all you ladies.

627. He gonna make you wet, take off your panties...

628. make you do things you never thought you could do.

629. Tooth is up next on 69.9 KNUT, the station in your mouth.

630. Goddamn!

631. Where the fuck am I?

632. Hey, bro!

633. My main man! What's happening?

634. I locked my keys in my car. Come on. Let me show you.

635. I was thinking“ I wonder if, you know, you could...

636. You know, you could— You know what I'm talking about, man. You know.

637. - I could get in there for you. - Yes.

638. And there's $5 in it for you.

639. Really, homey?

640. So let me get this right. If I help you get those keys out, I can have all that $5 bill?

641. You sure can, homey.

642. Okay, homey. Hold on one second. Okay?

643. Goddamn motherfucker!

644. - You broke my window! - Thanks, homey.

645. You broke my window! This is a company car!

646. Goddamn, what am I fucking doing here? I could be somewhere else!

647. This is Tooth coming to you live, KNUT, 68.9 on your FM dial...

648. on your lunch hour. Yes, we've got the hottest tracks for you.

649. Speaking of hot, you know, this morning...

650. an armoured truck turned over, and a gang of money is now missing.

651. Come on in, Dre Baby.

652. - What's the emergency, Tasha? - I just wanted to see you. That's all.

653. You saw me yesterday.

654. I know, but I was thinking we should spend more time together.

655. Are you high?

656. You know I stopped doing that a while back. Stop playing.

657. No, that's my mom's medication. You know, for her eyes and stuff. She's—

658. Damn near blind?

659. Dre, you are too silly. Come on. I want to show you something. Sit down.

660. Stay right there. Okay? Don't move.

661. No time to be playing, Tasha.

662. I bought something, and I need someone's opinion.

663. Why me? When you saw me yesterday, you said you didn't want to see me again.

664. I was just playing-

665. You was playing when you shot at me too?

666. Dre, you take stuff a little too serious. Lighten up, baby.

667. Plus, they were just blanks.

668. Come on, Tasha. What do you want?

669. It's from Victor's Trashy Secrets.

670. What do you think?

671. - All right. - All right?

672. I know I'm the bomb.

673. Oh, yeah, baby.

674. What's my name? What's my name? What's my name?

675. Yeah, you like it. You like that.

676. Yeah, Dre.

677. I wanna do things to you you never had done to you before.

678. - Damn, Tasha. - Hell, yeah!

679. Go get the condom, baby.

680. - Got you. Okay. - I can't afford it.

681. - Stay right there, baby. Don't move. - All right.

682. Damn!

683. Here you go. But hold this for me. Okay? I got to tee-tee.

684. Be right back.

685. Yeah, you know, I still wear these big ones.

686. Excuse me. Sorry.

687. I'm ready, baby. Yeah!

688. But didn't you just go in there-J?

689. Damn.

690. Shit.

691. Oh, yes, Dre!

692. Faster! Faster!

693. Hell, no!

694. God. That's it?

695. Two minutes?

696. - I just got a lot on my mind. - A lot on your mind?

697. You little d—

698. I'm sorry, baby.

699. I know it's hard to perform when you have so much on your mind.

700. Tell me what's on your mind, baby.

701. I'm getting like a weird vibe from everybody.

702. Really?

703. Yeah.

704. Well, you know, baby, if you ever, ever need me...

705. a|| you have to do is ask. Okay? I'm here for you, baby.

706. Same here, Tasha.

707. For real?

708. Yeah.

709. Tasha, what's your problem? Was it that good?

710. I never had no one who was down for a bitch.

711. I'm down for a bitch.

712. I want to get an abortion, but I can't afford it.

713. How much is it, Tasha?

714. I promise, as soon as I get the money, I'll pay you back, baby.

715. Tasha, you ain't got no job. Okay?

716. But as soon as I get one, I swear you'd be the first person I pay.

717. Please? I almost got enough.

718. How much you need, Tasha?

719. - Two thousand dollars. - Two thousand dollars? Damn!

720. - How many years you pregnant? - I'm two months.

721. But it costs more the first time you get pregnant, Dre!

722. You might have to wait till you about nine months, because I ain't got it like that.

723. - It's like that? - Tasha, I just ain't got it right now.

724. I heard you got some money!

725. Is this what this shit is about? Is this what—?

726. Tasha, I got plans for that money already!

727. Whatever.

728. Dre, you know what?

729. You ain't shit!

730. I wasn't pregnant anyway. I just wanted to see what your stupid ass was gonna say!

731. Whatever. Whatever. I wasn't little a few minutes ago.

732. Get your ass out my bed! I don't ever want to see your ass again! Get out!

733. - I'm gone. - Okay. Okay.

734. Dre Baby, come on. You just gonna do me like that and leave?

735. Tasha, move out the way, please. I don't hit no girl!

736. You mean you gonna stay there?

737. Get your crazy ass out of here!

738. I got something for your ass!

739. It's on now!

740. Give me this!

741. Hold on. Did you just dick-slap me?

742. What is this shit? You got a problem!

743. Don't you ever raise your dick at me again. You understand?

744. Simple ass.

745. Simple. And you know what? Open this damn door.

746. That damn sure should be black.

747. - Listen, this is me. This is me. - Me? Me who?

748. What you need to do is stay out of everybody's business.

749. - Just mind your own. - Oh, so it's like that?

750. Just hold on. Hold on. Just hold on.

751. - Hello. - Dre ain't trying to come off no money...

752. but I got something for his ass!

753. Hold on for one second.

754. Listen, I gots to go. But first of all, mind your own business.

755. Secondly, I'll call you back. Bye.

756. Hello. Okay, girl, what's up?

757. - You gonna hear about it. - What's the business?

758. - It's on. I'm gonna call you later. - You need to tell me what's up—

759. It's gonna be on!

760. It's gonna be on like hot buttered popcorn up in here soon.

761. Hold up!

762. Keep knocking.

763. I said, hold up!

764. Who the hell is knocking like that? Crazy as hell in here.

765. Who the hell is doing this?

766. Oh, shit! Damn!

767. They probably in there hiding. Knock harder!

768. Okay, it's like that? You got it then. You wanna play like that?

769. It's about to be really on now.

770. Damn!

771. Jehovah!

772. - Come on, ladies. It's time to go. - That brother's been blessed!

773. - That's all right, brother. - Y'all gotta go? No, come on in!

774. My house is available for everybody!

775. I bet you won't come back again.

776. Don't do me like this, man. You crazy? Come on, man.

777. Whatever. Whatever. Hey, fellas, new meat.

778. - Man, don't— Man, you ain't— - And he's got little feet.

779. Better watch your shoes, fool.

780. You ain't crazy! You wanna see crazy?

781. - You wanna see crazy? - Step off!

782. All right.

783. - Getting hungry. - You ever had your salad tossed?

784. Yeah. I could go for one right now.

785. You like it plain or with something on it?

786. I need something on it. It don't taste right when it's plain.

787. - Need a little added flavour. - I know. I like honey.

788. You like it Chinese style, a little sweet and sour?

789. Strictly vinaigrette. Italian.

790. When was the last time you had your salad tossed?

791. - Last night. - Who did it for you?

792. - Tossed my salad? - Yeah.

793. - I did. - You did? Oh, you limber like that.

794. Well, I know how I like it. I know how to mix it all up.

795. Get all into it. You know, just get into it and get into it.

796. Who did it for you last?

797. My mom. She likes doing it too.

798. Your mom? Man, you should be ashamed of yourself!

799. Damn, what's wrong with you? I don't let her cut my meat or nothing.

800. Man, you are fucking sick!

801. He's fucking sick, man! He's fucking sick! He's fucking sick!

802. Salad, man, it's healthy for you.

803. - That shit ain't healthy! - Fuck is wrong with you?

804. - I wanna tell y'all brothers something. - What?

805. I love you, man. Y'all my dogs.

806. Coons.

807. - Are you ready to speak jiggaboo? - Absolutely.

808. Go on with that bullshit of patting me. What the hell you doing?

809. - Pouring for the homeys who ain't here. - Man, we're here!

810. - Man, look at this. - What?

811. - Five-O coming over here. - Hi there, fellas.

812. What's up?

813. We're wondering if you heard anything about the armoured truck crash.

814. - Nah, dog. - What you mean, "nah"?

815. This y'all's hood. Y'all should know what's going on around here.

816. Well, we don't recall hearing of any incident of that nature...

817. occurring in this vicinity.

818. If someone made off with $100,000, someone would've heard something.

819. There's a big reward in it.

820. Reward? Like the reward gonna be more than the money.

821. - How does five years in prison sound? - That sounds cool. This is the hood, man.

822. - Best thing to happen is to get locked up. - That's for sure, for sure.

823. - I should run you in for drinking in public. - Drinking?

824. Since when is it against the law to drink juice in public?

825. - Have some? - That's real funny.

826. We will be patrolling the area.

827. Don't fuck up!

828. Don't get caught in anything stupid you might regret.

829. Like helping your non-dressing asses.

830. - That's why I can't stand niggers. - Me neither.

831. - What? - Tango and Ash.

832. This is Tooth coming to you live. KNUT. Speaking of hot...

833. today an armoured truck turned over, and a gang of money is now missing.

834. Suspects have been apprehended, but the money's still at large.

835. So if you've got time on your lunch break, go check out your back yard...

836. So if you've got time on your lunch break, go check out your back yard...

837. - What's wrong with homeboy over there? - I wouldn't mess with him, man.

838. - Sometime he forget he in a wheelchair. - Oh, it's like that?

839. Yeah.

840. - What the hell you in here for? - Jaywalking, fool!

841. Probably rolled up on some fools.

842. Suppose I roll over there and whup your brown ass?

843. - East side! - West side—

844. Yo, Diggs, can I talk to you for a second, man?

845. If you ain't got my money, man, what you messing with me for?

846. You need to be out robbing a liquor store or something.

847. You got 5 hours and 14 minutes.

848. That's what I want to talk to you about. About the money.

849. - This better not be no bullshit. - This ain't no bullshit. This shit is real.

850. I got a partner who'll help me get the money.

851. - We supposed to hook up at the party. - Who's your partner?

852. I ain't trying to get him all caught up in this.

853. By the looks of this, he's already in it. You better not be playing me.

854. If you don't believe me, you welcome to come.

855. - I got another invitation. - I can come to the party? That's so nice.

856. Don't tell me where I can come! I can come to the party! Where's the party?

857. If I don't see some cash by midnight, that's your ass.

858. And you too, stupid.

859. What you waiting on? Get the fuck out of my face!

860. Diggs is gonna kill us. Why don't you tell him the truth?

861. Then he'd try to get it, and I still would've owed him money.

862. This way, we got a chance to get it.

863. - Andre Mitchell. - What?

864. Get your little sorry ass up! Come on. Let's go!

865. - Hurry up! - Hey, man! Show some tact.

866. Leave that boy alone.

867. - He's messing with me. - Whatever.

868. - I told you she was lying— - She dropped all the charges. Okay?

869. - I'm in here with you freaks! - Don't worry. Listen to me.

870. First of all, you might need to go down to the clinic and get checked out.

871. Anybody who came in contact with that woman is subject to have STD.

872. Damn.

873. Did you have fun?

874. - What? - Hey, don't let the grey hairs fool you.

875. Don't trip. I'm just hanging out. Came to see who got some shit.

876. Oh, hell, no!

877. - I got a little cough. - A cough.

878. I pulled my back. You know:

879. Working out. Your ass don't ever work out.

880. What do you have? And don't give me that cold bullshit either!

881. - I don't know. - You don't know.

882. Is the problem below your waist and above your knee?

883. - Yeah. - Have you had sex with a skanky ho?

884. - Excuse me? - A ho. A hoochie. A freak. A crackhead.

885. - I mean, kind of. - What do you mean, "kind of"?

886. - I mean, she don't smoke crack. - Well, then she's a ho!

887. She's a freak! She's a hoochie! Now just sign here!

888. - Damn, lady. You need to chill. - Yeah. What did chilling get you?

889. - Sign that thing! - Hey, people are listening.

890. Listening. Sign it!

891. - You got a problem. - Yeah, you got a problem.

892. You nasty little thing! You infected little freak!

893. You little nasty thing, you! You're just nasty!

894. Coming up here and messing everything up.

895. - So, what you got? - I don't know.

896. I don't want no trouble. Keep it real with me, I keep it real with you.

897. And I'm saying, I don't really know, man.

898. - What's your symptoms? Symptoms?

899. You itching? You scratching? You burning?

900. No, man. Come on. I ain't got none of that kind of stuff.

901. It hurts like a mother when I pee.

902. I'm sorry to hear that, man.

903. No, don't be sorry for me. See, I got discharge.

904. What the hell you talking about?

905. See, the doctors, they can see what I got.

906. But you gotta get the old Q-Tip.

907. - You don't know about the Q-Tip? - No, I don't know about the Q-Tip.

908. That's when they get a stick about this long, and the head be about this wide...

909. and they grab your dick, man, and they dig and they dig!

910. Hey! Get back. Get back.

911. Motherfucker`s crazy. Get up. Get up, dog.

912. You'll get a crack in the jaw like that again. Don't do that.

913. - You got problems. - I ain't got problems.

914. See, I got symptoms. You? You've got the problem.

915. You got the problem with that outfit.

916. - Hey, don't worry about where I shop. - It's burning. I got the burning.

917. - I gotta see the doctor right now. - Just sign in.

918. - Not with that hand! - Sorry. I have the burning.

919. - I've got the burning. - Just go sit down!

920. No, I can't sit with the people. I got the burning.

921. - They've got the burning too! Go on! - I know.

922. That's how I got it. I gotta see the doctor.

923. - What are you doing here? - Who, me? I'm waiting on him.

924. - Calm down, young man. - But, doc—

925. - You've got the burning. - I've got the burning.

926. Drop your drawers. We'll give you a little shot. It'll be just fine. Just fine.

927. I do a lot of these things. All you guys are the same.

928. You wanna dance, but you don't wanna pay the band.

929. - You've got the burning! - I've got the burning!

930. Andre Mitchell?

931. - Right there. - Doctor's ready to see you.

932. - I ain't next. They was here before me. - No, you're next. Let's go. He's waiting.

933. You all know you all was here before me.

934. Boom, you know you should be first. He was before me. All of them.

935. - Hey, what's up, doc? - I'll be with you in a second.

936. I always wanted to say, "What's up, doc?"

937. That's very clever. Why don't you hop up on the table.

938. There. Now, how can I help you?

939. Doc, I think I have an STD.

940. What are your symptoms?

941. I don't have any symptoms.

942. Then what makes you think you have STD?

943. Because I was with a girl who had an STD.

944. And what did she have?

945. I don't know. They just said she had an STD.

946. Who are they?

947. Look, it's along story. They just said it's best if I get tested for everything.

948. Drop your drawers. We'll take a little swab. We'll send it in to the lab.

949. That way we'll know in just a couple of days.

950. You know what I say, better safe than sorry.

951. - See you later. - Gotta go. Gotta go.

952. - Good looking out, dog. - You coming to the block party, man?

953. I might.

954. - Hello. - Did you hear what's up with Tasha?

955. - No. What happened? - She got an STD.

956. Anybody that messed with her is to go report to the clinic on 103rd.

957. Yeah, I just came from there, man. They tried to get me, but I'm cool.

958. Hold on, man.

959. He honking like he crazy. I'm gonna holler at you later. All right.

960. What are you doing? What are you doing?

961. I'm looking for a loaf of bread. I'm hungry!

962. A loaf of bread? You purposely trying to irritate me?

963. - Go sit down somewhere. Go sit down! - Kiss my ass.

964. - What's up, Dad? - Hey, boy.

965. - Where is your mom? - She went shopping.

966. - She been gone for a couple hours. - That woman always could shop.

967. Say, fool, cut that noise down! Asshole!

968. - How you been doing, son? - I'm cool as a fan.

969. How's your car?

970. Still got a dent in it. I can't even open the trunk up. You know.

971. - When you gonna fix that thing? - I got an insurance check today.

972. Because, you know, you can't date no girl without no car.

973. You could if you stopped dating them hoochies.

974. - Come on. I don't date no hoochies. - All girls are hoochies.

975. - What you saying, Mom's a hoochie? - No, no. Your mom's a rarity.

976. She's got class. Kind of crazy, but classy.

977. - The rest of them are all freaks. - But don't men make women freaks?

978. You're starting to sound like your mother. That's why we're not together till this day.

979. I thought it was because you got that little gambling problem.

980. Yeah. And I got a horse coming in any day now.

981. Dad, that's your problem. You gotta curb your gambling problem.

982. I ain't got no problem!

983. That's your first problem, is denying that you have a problem, Dad.

984. Sound like you got some sense. Must've taken that from your mother.

985. I'm moving out next month, Dad. And she gonna be here by herself.

986. I think she misses you too.

987. - Hi, Mr. Mitchell. - Hey, Boom. Got any pussy yet?

988. Almost. But I'm gonna keep trying, though. I'll let you know.

989. - You let me know when you get some. - Yes, sir. Sure. I sure will.

990. Dre, I need to talk to you.

991. - What you want, Boom? - Not in front of your daddy.

992. - What are you two up to? - It ain't like that.

993. - You better go on with that bullshit. - No, for real, it's important.

994. That's what you get for opening up other people's mail!

995. That's what you get, you fat bastard.

996. I got things to do. You'll let your mother know I came by.

997. - Yes, sir. - You all take it easy.

998. - It ain't like that, Dad, for real. - Bye, Mr. Mitchell.

999. Bye, Boom. You let me know, now, hear?

1000. - Yes, sir. - What is it, Boom?

1001. Dre, are we friends?

1002. I don't know with what you just did around my father! Don't ever do that.

1003. Tasha trying to set you up because she heard you got some money.

1004. - She already tried. It didn't work. - Good.

1005. - Also, thank you, Dre. - For what?

1006. You the only one who don't say mean things about me.

1007. - You all right, Boom. - You the only one who understands me.

1008. It's like you've been in positions I've been in before. You know?

1009. - I know positions I ain't gonna go to. - Stop. You so crazy.

1010. Boom.

1011. But thank you, though.

1012. - All right, Boom. - Bye, Dre.

1013. - Hey, Boom7 - Huh?

1014. Come by my house tomorrow at 3:00. I got something for you.

1015. - At 3:00, Boom. At 3:00. - Okay.

1016. - All right. All right, Boom. - Thanks, Dre.

1017. Boom. That's cool. I'm cool with that, Boom. Go ahead. No. Go, Boom.

1018. - Bye. Bye, Boom. - See you.

1019. Hey, Mrs. Anderson. How you doing?

1020. My mom's not here. She went to the mall.

1021. I know. I made you some brownies. Homemade.

1022. - That's nice, Mrs. Anderson. - Aren't you gonna let me come in?

1023. Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course. Of course.

1024. I thought you might like to try my brownies.

1025. - I would love to taste your brownies. - Would you really?

1026. Hell, yeah.

1027. Since my husband and I divorced, I can't get anybody to try my brownies.

1028. Should've asked me.

1029. You are so sweet. Not having a man around, you know, it's really hard.

1030. - What about Kent? - Kent, yeah.

1031. He's a good son, but I need somebody there emotionally and financially.

1032. I know that's right.

1033. You know, I have seen you grow up from a little boy to a big, strong man.

1034. I bet you got a lot of girls chasing you. Don't you?

1035. - You know, I gets mine, Mrs. Anderson. - Oh, no. It's Brenda.

1036. - We're both adults, aren't we? - Yeah.

1037. I want to show you something.

1038. - Really? - Really. Let's go up to your room.

1039. Okay'! - Okay -

1040. If I'm dreaming, I'm gonna be mad as hell.

1041. Lay down.

1042. - Dre. - Oh, shit!

1043. I know you not about to bone my moms. We supposed to be like family.

1044. - I love you. - Boom?

1045. - Boy, I taught you better than that. - Mom!

1046. Yeah. You call me Mommy, and I'm gonna call you Pappy.

1047. I can't, Mrs. Anderson. I can't.

1048. What's the matter? Have you got a problem?

1049. Ain't no problem down there. Ain't no problem down there.

1050. - What, you don't find me attractive? - You fine as hell.

1051. Dre, I'm sorry I came on to you. It's just that...

1052. I've been going through a lot ever since I found out that...

1053. - What's wrong? - The doctor said...

1054. I've gotta have a kidney operation or I won't live six months.

1055. - Kent didn't tell me that. - That's because he doesn't know.

1056. - Because I can't afford the operation. - How much is it?

1057. - About $4000. - Don't you got some insurance?

1058. That is with insurance!

1059. I don't know who to turn to. If I knew somebody I could get a loan...

1060. - What about a bank? - The banks, they won't help me.

1061. I'm a little embarrassed to say this...

1062. but Kent told me you came into some money recently. It would just be a loan.

1063. - How much you need, Mrs. Anderson? - Just $4000. It would just be a loan.

1064. - Please, please? - Okay.

1065. Oh, you are such a sweet boy! But I'm sorry I came on to you like that.

1066. - Remember, I only have six weeks. - I thought you said six months?

1067. It was, when he told me four and a half months ago. Thank you.

1068. Thank you so much. Don't forget. Thank you.

1069. Oh, man.

1070. This has been the craziest day in my life.

1071. I could make a movie about this day.

1072. I don't wanna go outside again. I don't know what's next.

1073. Dre! Dre, wake up. Dre! Do you know what time it is?

1074. - Are you hungry? Want some supper? - No, ma'am.

1075. I'm going to the block party, then I'm going to a club afterwards.

1076. Okay -

1077. This is what I'm saying! I got my hat on. It's just like:

1078. - You sure you don't want to eat? - No.

1079. - I ain't gonna be out too late. - You be careful.

1080. Yes, ma'am.

1081. Hey, Pops. You is clean.

1082. - Is your mother home? - Yeah.

1083. Hey, Ma. Ma, somebody's here to see you.

1084. - Ma. - Who is it, Dre?

1085. - George. - Carol, I thought you might like these.

1086. - They're beautiful. - Not as beautiful as you.

1087. Now that was smooth, Pops. I like that.

1088. That is real, son.

1089. See, Ma, now you have someone to eat dinner with.

1090. Would you like to come in?

1091. I'd love to.

1092. I see you, beige boy.

1093. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Tooth on KNUT, 68.9.

1094. I am so tired right now, I'm drooling on myself.

1095. I've been here since 9:00 in the morning getting prepared for this day.

1096. I can't find anybody to replace me. You didn't call about this money.

1097. It's about time for me to sign off.

1098. What I'm gonna do right now is go to this block party I heard about.

1099. If you find the money, come down to the block party. Spend the money well.

1100. - The party better be off the hook. - Look, if it's whack...

1101. - ... we just go to the strip club. - The party better be off the hook.

1102. - You better be right. I'm serious. - Positive. This is the right house.

1103. Diggs is on my ass, man.

1104. - Hi. May I help you? - ls Dre home?

1105. Oh, no, baby. You just missed him. I believe he went to a block party.

1106. - Oh, that's right. Well, thanks a lot. - All right. Who should I say came by?

1107. - Tell him that Diggs came by. - Diggs. Okay.

1108. - I heard Boom gonna be there too. - What?

1109. You know it's gonna be off the hook if that fool is there.

1110. - I don't want the burnt one. - You don't?

1111. I'll give you any one you want, you take off that sweater.

1112. - What's cracking over here? - Yeah, dog.

1113. - What's up, dog? - What's up, dog?

1114. You know what? Kelvin ran out when I was on the phone with you.

1115. Your brother gonna be there?

1116. I am hot and swe— I don't like to come from no party stinking like this.

1117. I got to go home and change my clothes.

1118. - What's up, man? - What's up?

1119. - I want a half a bird, man. - A half a bird, dog?

1120. You gotta talk to my cousin. He be out in a week.

1121. What's up? There's about three future baby mamas over here tonight.

1122. If you got rhythm, maybe you'd get some.

1123. That's messed up, man. You know I got a clubfoot.

1124. - There she is. Fine. - You seen Dre?

1125. I haven't seen Dre all night.

1126. What you gonna do when Diggs finds you ain't got that money?

1127. - You mean what we gonna do. - What you mean, "we"?

1128. We in this together.

1129. That was your $20,000 you put in Dre's back yard. I had nothing to do with that.

1130. But if I had the money now, whose money would it be?

1131. - We'd probably split it. - Exactly. Look for Dre.

1132. What's up, guys? You got my money?

1133. Big Dre, what's up, man?

1134. What, we can't stand here?

1135. I don't care, as long as you aren't in front of my house.

1136. Have you noticed there's been cops in front of my house all day today?

1137. Probably looking for Tone. Heard he stashed some money.

1138. What money?

1139. - You didn't hear? - I ain't hear.

1140. Tone robbed a armoured truck today after it crashed.

1141. They say he stashed the money.

1142. They say he put it in somebody's trashcan. Can't find it, though.

1143. But the cops been chasing that fool all day.

1144. What up on the real? Diggs say he looking for whoever got his money.

1145. You all know Tone ain't stashed that damn money.

1146. He too cheap to let money out of his sight for a second.

1147. Somebody got that $20,000 or something, in my opinion.

1148. I heard you got some money.

1149. You know you just got some money, brother.

1150. Kent told me you came into some money. It would just be a loan.

1151. Cisco is your man. I got your back.

1152. I ain't got the money, and the plane ticket's $600.

1153. - What the hell you doing back here? - Nothing.

1154. Then get your ass up out my back yard.

1155. - I don't have the money. - You said Boom had something.

1156. - There go Dre right there! - Dre!

1157. - Dre! - Dre, come here.

1158. - My back yard. Oh, shit! - Back yard?

1159. Let's go! Move!

1160. Come back here! Come back here!

1161. What the hell?

1162. Oh, man!

1163. The hell with this.

1164. Move!

1165. Killing me!

1166. Wait!

1167. Give me my motherfucking money.

1168. - I don't know where your money at. - You lying. You know where it is.

1169. - Would I be back here if I knew? - Don't play stupid.

1170. - I'll beat you— - Dre got the money!

1171. - Dre got the money! - Cut it, Boom.

1172. The money was in your back yard all the time?

1173. Give the drag queen my money and bring it over. I ain't got time to play.

1174. Do you hear me? Give me my money, man. Shit.

1175. - Drop the gun, asshole. - What's up with you, man?

1176. Drop the gun! You stupid fucks! We knew you'd lead us to the money.

1177. Give it up, jiggas. Jiggas, give it up.

1178. Give up the money so we can get out of here and get on our vacation.

1179. - Steal that money like I stole the rest. - Police! Freeze!

1180. - Drop it, scumbags! - Come on.

1181. - I'm working undercover. - We're all wrong.

1182. You gotta let me go. Think what you're doing.

1183. - Detective, hey, wait. - This is racial discrimination!

1184. - Move. - Go, go.

1185. - Go! Out of my yard. - You go.

1186. Man, I live here. Go. Go.

1187. - Knew I shouldn't have went to that party. - Go, man. Go!

1188. Go!

1189. - Boom. - ls the coast clear?

1190. Get up and go.

1191. Get up. Take them shoes with you too.

1192. Move! Go!

1193. Pull your pants up! I see the crack of your ass hanging all out, man.

1194. - Who's the asshole now, fuckhead? - You racist bastard.

1195. - Tomorrow we need to take you— - Yo, baby shit. Yeah. Surprise!

1196. I'm sorry'?

1197. Tomorrow we need to take you downtown and ask you some questions.

1198. - Oh, yeah, all right. - I need you to sign here.

1199. Man, what a day. Well, those cops, they got arrested.

1200. My mom and pops got back together. That's all good.

1201. And nobody got with Tasha anymore.

1202. And the homeless man got away with the money. I couldn't snitch on him.

1203. Everybody got what they wanted.

1204. And when I say everybody got what they wanted, I mean everybody.

1205. No!

1206. You know it was good.

1207. I just wanted to know if you—

1208. You know what? You were right. School is more important.

1209. I ain't seen— Why don't you ask Boom? I mean, ask Slim?

1210. Shit, I already asked Slim.

1211. Shut the fuck up!

1212. Cut.

1213. - Hi, Dre. - Hey— Cut, cut.

1214. Twenty dollars, man. Give me my $20, dude.

1215. - You take credit cards or check? - Cut! You don't have the money?

1216. - Dre! 'Hey, Dre!

1217. - Not as wonderful as you. - Cut that shit down!

1218. Cut, cut, cut, cut.

1219. Wow. We have an S! So we keep on going!

1220. We forgot the B.