1. Good night, Mr. Leonard.Copy !req
2. Don't work too late now.Copy !req
3. Just closing up.Copy !req
4. Nothing much happens
around here after dark.Copy !req
5. Ow!Copy !req
6. Watch where you're going.Copy !req
7. I'm flying here.Copy !req
8. Would "excuse me" kill you?Copy !req
9. Oh, great, now I forgot
where I was going.Copy !req
10. Sacre bleu cheese!Copy !req
11. Store closed!Copy !req
12. Party time!Copy !req
13. Oh, boy.Copy !req
14. Dizzy. Gonna barf.Copy !req
15. I am so excited to...Copy !req
16. Uh-oh.Copy !req
17. Hey, that hurt.Copy !req
18. Listen up, Fat Cat Burglar,
I'm giving youCopy !req
19. one last chance to hand 'em over
before I cash inCopy !req
20. your coupons for you.Copy !req
21. It is you,
the great Dex Dogtective,Copy !req
22. who's about
to take a fall.Copy !req
23. Or should I sayCopy !req
24. be pushed?Copy !req
25. If I had a raisin for every timeCopy !req
26. I've heard that one.Copy !req
27. Exterminate him.Copy !req
28. Hey, hairless hamsters,
want some of this?Copy !req
29. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
30. Huh?
Huh?Copy !req
31. Get it!Copy !req
32. Cheese!
Cheese!Copy !req
33. Uh-oh.Copy !req
34. My mother would be so ashamed.Copy !req
35. Okay, it's just you and me,
Fat Cat.Copy !req
36. Now, fork over the little guys
and no one gets hurt.Copy !req
37. Never!Copy !req
38. I'm sending you
to the cooler, Burglar.Copy !req
39. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
40. No, no, stop.Copy !req
41. You wouldn't.Copy !req
42. I just want to be loved.Copy !req
43. Is that so wrong?Copy !req
44. Dex, Dex,Copy !req
45. Dex, darling.Copy !req
46. Hedda Shopper here.Copy !req
47. This makes 500 consecutive
cases you've solved as headCopy !req
48. of the United Supermarket
Defense Association.Copy !req
49. What's your secret, darling?Copy !req
50. The secret's inside.Copy !req
51. The real secret is,
I am scared out of my mind, Dan.Copy !req
52. Tonight's the night.Copy !req
53. Aw, no worries.Copy !req
54. You can do itCopy !req
55. as long as you got
me to help you.Copy !req
56. Did I mention me?
What do you think?Copy !req
57. Whoa, what the...?Copy !req
58. You got four
carrots!Copy !req
59. What did you do,
rob the food bank?Copy !req
60. Yeah, but do you think
she'll like it?Copy !req
61. What if she doesn't like it?Copy !req
62. Relax, bro,Copy !req
63. we're talking
about Sunshine Goodness.Copy !req
64. You could give her
a Cracker Jack ringCopy !req
65. and she'd still say yes.Copy !req
66. Everything's got
to be just...Copy !req
67. perfect tonight.Copy !req
68. Now, you sure
you know what do to?Copy !req
69. Who you think you're talking to?
Come on.Copy !req
70. I'm your best friend
Daredevil Dan,Copy !req
71. the most stunt-flying,
death-defyingCopy !req
72. chocolate ike...
Dan, Dan, Dan.Copy !req
73. One more thing.Copy !req
74. Will you be my best man?Copy !req
75. This, this is...Copy !req
76. You, you bet your box top.Copy !req
77. You my man.Copy !req
78. Sunshine, over here!Copy !req
79. Good kick. Way to go, buddy!
Throw me the ball!
Throw me the ball!Copy !req
80. Oh, you guys are doing great.
Yay, Sunshine!Copy !req
81. You're melonball superstars.Copy !req
82. Over here, Sunshine!Copy !req
83. Hey, Sunshine,
over here!Copy !req
84. Catch it!Copy !req
85. Aw, okay, you little ikes,
b-bye!Copy !req
86. Thank you, Sunshine!
See you tomorrow!Copy !req
87. Thanks for playing
with us.Copy !req
88. Oh, Danny, that was
so nice of you.Copy !req
89. It was?
It was?Copy !req
90. Of course.Copy !req
91. The way you saved Dex
from that melonball?Copy !req
92. That's what friends
are for, right?Copy !req
93. Dude's lost a step,Copy !req
94. for real.Copy !req
95. Hungry, tough guy?Copy !req
96. Hiya, kitten.
How about we getCopy !req
97. Chef Boyardee to make us a huge,
feastumongous dinner, my treat?Copy !req
98. Oh, pizza, great idea!Copy !req
99. Hey, I'll takeCopy !req
100. an extra...Copy !req
101. Gotta fly.Copy !req
102. See you later, Danny.Copy !req
103. Sunshine...Copy !req
104. Or we could play stickball
with Mr. Clean.Copy !req
105. Well, uh,Copy !req
106. actually, I scanned—
er, I mean, planned plumthing—Copy !req
107. er, something special tonight.Copy !req
108. Hmm, let me guess:Copy !req
109. a romantic hot air
balloon ride perhaps.Copy !req
110. Oh, no, you just did that.Copy !req
111. Was it scary up thereCopy !req
112. with those itsy-bitsy
hairless hamster henchmen?Copy !req
113. I would have tussled
with them myself.Copy !req
114. Really?
Don't believe me?Copy !req
115. Listen, Sherlock, just 'cause
every ike in town reliesCopy !req
116. on you to protect
them doesn't meanCopy !req
117. that I couldn't kick your butt.
Any time.Copy !req
118. You want some?Copy !req
119. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
120. Aw, it warms my heart the way
you love my raisins, tough guy.Copy !req
121. Why, Mr. Dogtective,Copy !req
122. are you sweeping
me off my feet?Copy !req
123. I'm working on it.Copy !req
124. Dex.Copy !req
125. All right, your
table's ready.Copy !req
126. We's got caviar,
filets mignons,Copy !req
127. and an outstanding array
of fruits and vegetables.Copy !req
128. Stay away
from the Brussels sprouts.Copy !req
129. And— forget about it—Copy !req
130. for dessert, we got...Copy !req
131. Mmm, ice cream, my favorite.Copy !req
132. You want a lick?Copy !req
133. Yes— n-n-no, no.Copy !req
134. Oh, Dex,
this is so great.Copy !req
135. Sunshine, you
mean the world...Copy !req
136. What?Copy !req
137. You mean the
world to me!Copy !req
138. Maximillius!Copy !req
139. Hey, I likes you, too.Copy !req
140. Oh, youse means her.Copy !req
141. I just want
to take care of you, baby.Copy !req
142. I do feel so safe in your arms
and I'm so proud of you, Dex,Copy !req
143. but I worry when you're
on a dangerous case.Copy !req
144. I'll be fine.Copy !req
145. Have to be to make sure
nothing bad ever happens to you.Copy !req
146. Always, Dex?Copy !req
147. Forever, kitten.Copy !req
148. Here goes.Copy !req
149. Sunshine,Copy !req
150. would you...?Copy !req
151. Takes cover, dollface, boss!Copy !req
152. He's going to crash again!Copy !req
153. It looks like Danny's
drawing a picture.Copy !req
154. Of us!Copy !req
155. That's soCopy !req
156. cute!Copy !req
157. But what's he trying
to draw on your hand?Copy !req
158. What I've been trying
to ask youCopy !req
159. all night!
Oh, no! He's not
gonna try to...Copy !req
160. Just got to loop-de-loop
to make the engagement ring.Copy !req
161. For frying out loud, you've
never made the loop-de-loop!Copy !req
162. No problem 'cause I'm gonnaCopy !req
163. dare the
day and...
Fly away!Copy !req
164. Come on, Danny!
You can do it this time!Copy !req
165. Sunshine, will you...?Copy !req
166. Dare the day and...Copy !req
167. Not today. I betterCopy !req
168. go check on Danny
just to make sure he's okay.Copy !req
169. I'm sure he's fine.
Dan always crashes.Copy !req
170. Like, yesterday, for example,
and the day before,Copy !req
171. and...
When in doubt, just do the
right thing, and it'll alwaysCopy !req
172. turn out.
But I was trying
to ask you...Copy !req
173. Don't worry. It'll
just be a minute.Copy !req
174. Save my ice cream.Copy !req
175. I'll be right
back, okay?Copy !req
176. I don't understand it.Copy !req
177. Sunshine went to check on you
right after the crash.Copy !req
178. No, I told you, dawg.
I didn't crash.Copy !req
179. I just...
That was hours ago.
Where is she?Copy !req
180. Come on, man.
You know Sunshine.Copy !req
181. Sweetest ike in
the Marketropolis.Copy !req
182. She probablyCopy !req
183. ran into a friend
who needed her help.Copy !req
184. Why didn't I just do it?Copy !req
185. Come on, it's
getting late.
I mean, early.Copy !req
186. You know our rules.
We got to be outCopy !req
187. of sight
before the market opens!Copy !req
188. We can't let the people see us.Copy !req
189. But I never got to ask her
to walk down the aisle with me.Copy !req
190. Chill, dawg!Copy !req
191. You can pop the question
tomorrow night.Copy !req
192. Don't worry. It ain't
like it's the last timeCopy !req
193. you're ever gonna
see Sunshine again.Copy !req
194. Sunshine, baby.Copy !req
195. May I help you?Copy !req
196. You must be Leonard,
the manager.Copy !req
197. I'm your new Brand X
representative.Copy !req
198. I wasn't expecting
any new products.Copy !req
199. Corporate picked your storeCopy !req
200. to test the new
Brand X detergentCopy !req
201. with elixir!Copy !req
202. Brand X, huh?Copy !req
203. Never heard of it.Copy !req
204. Give us one week!Copy !req
205. Your cu... cu-cu... cu-cu...Copy !req
206. customers won't know
how they livedCopy !req
207. without Brand X.Copy !req
208. Well, everything is so nice
the way it is.Copy !req
209. We don't have space.Copy !req
210. Oh.Copy !req
211. I'll make space.Copy !req
212. Wait until you get a...Copy !req
213. whiff of our Brand X elixir!Copy !req
214. It's practically addictive.Copy !req
215. That was a perfectly
good bag of chips.Copy !req
216. Survival of the
fittest, Leonard!Copy !req
217. Never opened.Copy !req
218. Never enjoyed.Copy !req
219. No one wastes me chipsCopy !req
220. and gets away with it.Copy !req
221. Brand X will pay!Copy !req
222. Argh!Copy !req
223. Dex!Copy !req
224. Sunshine!Copy !req
225. Help me, Dex!Copy !req
226. Please find me!
Please, Dex!Copy !req
227. I'll find you, Sunshine!
Don't leave me!Copy !req
228. Sunshine!
Dex!Copy !req
229. Sunshine!
Dex!Copy !req
230. Dex.
Where are you?Copy !req
231. Save me, Dex!Copy !req
232. I'll find you, Sunshine!Copy !req
233. I love you, Dex!
I hope you find me.Copy !req
234. Come on, Dex!
Up and at 'em!Copy !req
235. Wake up, buddy!Copy !req
236. Wake up!Copy !req
237. Hey, pal.Copy !req
238. You were having the nightmare
again, weren't you?Copy !req
239. Buddy, look,
I miss her, too.Copy !req
240. But, dude, it's
been six months.Copy !req
241. Sunshine's gone, bro.Copy !req
242. We got to accept it.Copy !req
243. I can't.
I failed her.Copy !req
244. Yo, it wasn't your fault!Copy !req
245. You-you kept this place
running smooth as a smoothieCopy !req
246. and all of us safe!
Just look at all these articlesCopy !req
247. talking about all the millions
of cases you solved.Copy !req
248. Oh, yeah?
What about these?Copy !req
249. "Raisin Riddle a Mystery!"Copy !req
250. "Leads Dry as Prunes."Copy !req
251. "Sunshine Goodness Gone
Without a Trace!"Copy !req
252. "Dex Dogtective
Hangs Up His Hat."Copy !req
253. The only caseCopy !req
254. that ever really mattered,
and I couldn't solve it.Copy !req
255. Now, she's gone.Copy !req
256. Sunshine.Copy !req
257. My only Sunshine.Copy !req
258. Ok, so your detective days
are over, kaput.Copy !req
259. But now, brother,
you've got a club to run!Copy !req
260. And you can bet the CopaBanana's
gonna be buzzing tonight!Copy !req
261. Everybody's gonna be talkingCopy !req
262. about how Krispy's bag
got crunched!Copy !req
263. Anyway, you want a lift?Copy !req
264. I got my wings right outside.Copy !req
265. Fly with you?Copy !req
266. I'm sad, but I'm not crazy.Copy !req
267. Okay, you cool?Copy !req
268. See you tonight.Copy !req
269. Yeah, thanks, pal.Copy !req
270. Whoa!Copy !req
271. It's just not the same
without you, Sunshine.Copy !req
272. Oh, mamacita!
♪ Come fly with meCopy !req
273. Yo, sweet cakes!
♪ OhCopy !req
274. Ooh, nice packaging!
♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah...Copy !req
275. How about some
chocolate frosting?Copy !req
276. Get a shelf life!Copy !req
277. I'd like to butter your muffin!
Check this out!Copy !req
278. Dare the day!Copy !req
279. Get out of my way!Copy !req
280. Not him again!Copy !req
281. Women and children, second!Copy !req
282. Gnomes, first!
Gnomes, first!Copy !req
283. Ow!Copy !req
284. Crocod...Copy !req
285. Uh-oh!Copy !req
286. What the...?
Oh, gee!Copy !req
287. Come on!Copy !req
288. Abandon tree!Copy !req
289. We got to move.Copy !req
290. I hate you!Copy !req
291. Hey, Dan.Copy !req
292. Nuts!Copy !req
293. I'm good. I'm cool.Copy !req
294. Nothing to see.Copy !req
295. Why, of course I can provide youCopy !req
296. with a backstage pass
to the CopaBanana,Copy !req
297. but my flightless
feathery friend,Copy !req
298. you don't appear
to have the correct couponsCopy !req
299. for such a pricy purchase.Copy !req
300. Excuse me, Cheasel
T. Weasel, sir,Copy !req
301. but, uh, I seem to be
catching a draft up here.Copy !req
302. Let him go, Cheasel.Copy !req
303. Dex! What a pleasant surprise.Copy !req
304. Not so fast,
Mr. Dogtective.Copy !req
305. Wait, wait.Copy !req
306. Perhaps you desire a companion
for those...Copy !req
307. lonely bachelor nights.Copy !req
308. Then here's good news.Copy !req
309. I am the weasel for you.Copy !req
310. You despise me, don't you?Copy !req
311. Oh!Copy !req
312. Oh, Dex, you got
to let me in...Copy !req
313. Put us on the list!
I got to
get in.Copy !req
314. Dex! Dex! Dex,
darling, any new ladiesCopy !req
315. on your plate?Copy !req
316. Is there a new squeeze
of the juice box?Copy !req
317. I'm available!Copy !req
318. How's your scratching, boss?Copy !req
319. One more, Maximillius.Copy !req
320. Polar Penguin?Copy !req
321. That name don't ring no bells.Copy !req
322. Is it just me,
or is anyone else cold?Copy !req
323. Put a dress on me and call me
Shirley, you softy, you!Copy !req
324. I love this guy.Copy !req
325. If you're ever in frozen foodsCopy !req
326. with the Dogtective,
you've got a friend!Copy !req
327. Yeah, follow me,Copy !req
328. and, uh, watch the tail.Copy !req
329. Oh, I'ma so excited
I got the table!Copy !req
330. I'ma stuck
in a butt!Copy !req
331. It's so disgusting!Copy !req
332. Oops!Copy !req
333. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
334. I'm sorry!Copy !req
335. Got milk?Copy !req
336. Do I look like the
Dairy Queen to you?Copy !req
337. And, besides, haven't
you had enough?Copy !req
338. It sure does a body good.Copy !req
339. Get a life.Copy !req
340. Oh, I'm worried about him.Copy !req
341. Crush me bags,Copy !req
342. will he?Copy !req
343. I'll make Brand X pay, I will.Copy !req
344. It's hard to lose something
you care about, Cap.Copy !req
345. Uh, you better go easy on the
potato juice, before you get...Copy !req
346. chip-faced.Copy !req
347. Yo, Dex, check it out.Copy !req
348. We got us a hot new delivery.Copy !req
349. The Brand X detergent-ite,
Lady X.Copy !req
350. And she's got a real sweet toothCopy !req
351. for chocolate.Copy !req
352. Of all the produce bars,
in all the supermarkets,Copy !req
353. in all the world,
she had to walk into mine.Copy !req
354. Dex Dogtective.Copy !req
355. I've already heard
so much about you.Copy !req
356. Aisle gossip.Copy !req
357. My favorite kind.Copy !req
358. That scent.Copy !req
359. Something familiar.Copy !req
360. My secret ingredient.Copy !req
361. You like it?Copy !req
362. It's amazing.Copy !req
363. Yo, baby.Copy !req
364. Who's your sugar daddy?Copy !req
365. Hands off.Copy !req
366. Hold yer anchor!Copy !req
367. Thar be something dirtyCopy !req
368. about this detergent.Copy !req
369. Now, is that any wayCopy !req
370. to talk to a lady?Copy !req
371. You got something to say,Copy !req
372. candy arse?Copy !req
373. Yea, salt lick,Copy !req
374. you can kiss my additives.Copy !req
375. We're not leaving
till this here wenchCopy !req
376. tells us why her rep
stomped me poor bag!Copy !req
377. Is it really my fault
you have inferior packaging?Copy !req
378. Yea, bro, you ain't exactly
new and improved.Copy !req
379. Spuds for you.Copy !req
380. Food fight!Copy !req
381. I'm still stuck in the butt!Copy !req
382. Ooh, she farted!Copy !req
383. My friend, let me help you.Copy !req
384. You are a good ike.Copy !req
385. Suddenly, I hate you.Copy !req
386. Sorry, I don't know
what comes over me.Copy !req
387. But it's like this!Copy !req
388. Ah, yes!Copy !req
389. Oh, I'm so sorry, friend.Copy !req
390. Not the eyes,
watch the eye!Copy !req
391. Back to the tree, guys.
Back to the tree!Copy !req
392. Aye-yi-yee...Copy !req
393. Ooh.Copy !req
394. Uh...Copy !req
395. Oh!Copy !req
396. Stop it, stop it.
No, that hurts, ow!Copy !req
397. Oh, my nails.
Don't you touch my horns.Copy !req
398. I just got them yesterday.Copy !req
399. Now you look at him!Copy !req
400. Oh, leggo my Eggo,
ooh, look at me...Copy !req
401. The day will be mine!Copy !req
402. I'm too hot for you.Copy !req
403. Arg...Copy !req
404. Aah!Copy !req
405. Please bear in mind
I am, in fact,Copy !req
406. flightless!Copy !req
407. Party's over.Copy !req
408. Time to banana split
out of my club.Copy !req
409. What about me?Copy !req
410. You hanging me out to dry?Copy !req
411. I'm not sure
what to do with you.Copy !req
412. Come on, baby.
Dan's your man.Copy !req
413. Melts in your mouth,
not in your hand!Copy !req
414. What can I say?Copy !req
415. Chicks dig chocolate.Copy !req
416. Chicks dig chocolate.Copy !req
417. I told you. I knew it.Copy !req
418. Some dogtective
you turned out to be.Copy !req
419. Crying over spilled milk?Copy !req
420. What are you doing here?Copy !req
421. I've got a hot case for you.Copy !req
422. I'm looking for a guy.Copy !req
423. About your height.Copy !req
424. Same great build.Copy !req
425. Same strong jaw.Copy !req
426. Only difference is,Copy !req
427. this guyCopy !req
428. isn't living in the past.Copy !req
429. I...Copy !req
430. I can't help you.Copy !req
431. Holy chips.Copy !req
432. Maybe I can help youCopy !req
433. get a clean startCopy !req
434. on a new relationship.Copy !req
435. So, what happened to Dan?Copy !req
436. You already eat through
to his hollow center?Copy !req
437. He said the sugars and saltsCopy !req
438. were gonna finish
what they started.Copy !req
439. The aisles aren't safe tonight
for a helpless lady...Copy !req
440. like me.Copy !req
441. Sorry, I'm not buying
this damsel-in-distress routine.Copy !req
442. You've been
through the wash plenty.Copy !req
443. I can see it in your eyes.Copy !req
444. You're right, Dex.Copy !req
445. I'm not new.Copy !req
446. Last year, I was...Copy !req
447. recalled.Copy !req
448. But I'm changed now.Copy !req
449. New ingredients,Copy !req
450. repackaged with a fresh scent,Copy !req
451. I want to forget my pastCopy !req
452. just like you do.Copy !req
453. I can't forget.Copy !req
454. Oh, but you're wrong, Dex.Copy !req
455. I can wash away
your memories.Copy !req
456. Wait!Copy !req
457. I haven't shown you
my secret ingredient.Copy !req
458. The secret's inside.Copy !req
459. Oh, why did I agree to runCopy !req
460. the United Supermarket
Defense Association?Copy !req
461. Things were so much smoother
when Dex was in charge.Copy !req
462. Oh, Dex, Dex, thank
goodness you're here.Copy !req
463. The salts and sugars.Copy !req
464. Oh, it must mean all-out war.Copy !req
465. How many ikes went down?Copy !req
466. Everybody we threw out
of the friggin' Banana.Copy !req
467. Dan and Lady X
is the only ones missing.Copy !req
468. And the lady's got an alibi.Copy !req
469. Dex and I were just talking.Copy !req
470. I warned him
there might be trouble.Copy !req
471. We all knows when a
product loses its icon,Copy !req
472. it spoils, it goes bad.Copy !req
473. So, whats can we do here?Copy !req
474. Nothing.Copy !req
475. We're the soul of our products.Copy !req
476. Without us,
they're gone real fast.Copy !req
477. Oh, just...Copy !req
478. These ikes didn't expire
in a rumble.Copy !req
479. Somebody just wants it
to look that way.Copy !req
480. Are you saying
what I thinks youse is saying?Copy !req
481. Rigamoldis has set in.Copy !req
482. Looks like all these poor ikes
were rubbed out.Copy !req
483. Oh, but why, how, who?Copy !req
484. Dan. He said he was
gonna get back at the salts.
Oh, goodness gracious.Copy !req
485. Dan would never do
anything like this.Copy !req
486. We have to find him
before the rest of the salts do.Copy !req
487. Then you better
start styling, Harry.Copy !req
488. Right. What? Me? I can't.Copy !req
489. Oh, you have to help me, Dex,
before I go bald.Copy !req
490. Not that bald isn't beautiful.Copy !req
491. I don't get involved anymore.Copy !req
492. After losin'
Sunshine, boss,Copy !req
493. I thought youse would
never smile again.Copy !req
494. But, Dan, he was
there for youse.Copy !req
495. M-my split ends.Copy !req
496. What to do?Copy !req
497. Oh, no.Copy !req
498. Nothing harderCopy !req
499. than seeing good food go bad.Copy !req
500. Looks like we arrivedCopy !req
501. just in time.Copy !req
502. Brand X replacementsCopy !req
503. for every ike lost last night.Copy !req
504. Now, how'd that
Mr. Clipboard guy know?Copy !req
505. Something's wrong.Copy !req
506. Danny's in trouble.
I just know it.Copy !req
507. I let you down, Sunshine.Copy !req
508. I just can't throw
in the paper towel on Dan.Copy !req
509. He was your best friend, too.Copy !req
510. I call this sessionCopy !req
511. of the United Supermarket
Defense AssociationCopy !req
512. to order!Copy !req
513. The USDA must come to order!Copy !req
514. Why is everyone screaming?Copy !req
515. This only concerns
the sugars and the salts!Copy !req
516. Not anymore.Copy !req
517. General X, our esteemed
potato chip icon,Copy !req
518. has just discovered
a diabolical plotCopy !req
519. against cleaning product ikes.Copy !req
520. Security around here
is down the Drano.Copy !req
521. And who is behind
this vicious plan?
Who?Copy !req
522. Oh, boy.Copy !req
523. A specialty ike.Copy !req
524. Kung Tofu!Copy !req
525. But I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!Copy !req
526. Everything's out of control!Copy !req
527. What are we going to do?Copy !req
528. Well,Copy !req
529. Brand X is 30 strong now.Copy !req
530. This is our new home.Copy !req
531. We want to help.Copy !req
532. Why not let my ikes maintain
order in the aisles?Copy !req
533. Why you?Copy !req
534. Dex Dogtective always mopped up
our troubles, capisce?Copy !req
535. Let's get him to come back!Copy !req
536. He quit,
but I will never give upCopy !req
537. because I care what happens
to each and every ike of you.Copy !req
538. But it's so dangerous.Copy !req
539. Don't cry for me, Charlie Tuna.Copy !req
540. Trust me, Brand X will make
everything better.Copy !req
541. You have my promise.Copy !req
542. We will take care of you.Copy !req
543. But what about Dex?Copy !req
544. Oh, we'll take care of him, too.Copy !req
545. The lady wants
the dogtective.Copy !req
546. Perhaps he's been
very, very bad.Copy !req
547. No problem.Copy !req
548. If you weren't so
desperately deficientCopy !req
549. with your coupon dispersals.Copy !req
550. Or I could just kill you.Copy !req
551. That would be
lots of fun.Copy !req
552. More fun than a spanking.Copy !req
553. Wait, wait.Copy !req
554. The dogtective will be dropped
off at the cleaners,Copy !req
555. posthaste.Copy !req
556. Speaking of clean,Copy !req
557. might I interest youCopy !req
558. in a toothbrush?Copy !req
559. I fear this will not
end happily...Copy !req
560. for me.Copy !req
561. Everybody seems to be searchingCopy !req
562. for the flying squirrel.Copy !req
563. Mayhaps a reward for
the reckless rodentCopy !req
564. would be in the offing?Copy !req
565. If you've got something
up that slimy sleeve,Copy !req
566. spill the beans.Copy !req
567. Perhaps I do,Copy !req
568. and perhaps I don't.Copy !req
569. I seem to be suffering
from a touchCopy !req
570. of train-induced amnesia.Copy !req
571. Trix are for kids, Cheasel.Copy !req
572. Last night, I saw
the chocolate furballCopy !req
573. heading towards
the detergent aisle.Copy !req
574. You know, home of
the lovely Lady X.Copy !req
575. When?Copy !req
576. Right after the screaming
started.Copy !req
577. Most suspicious.Copy !req
578. No way.
I know Dan.Copy !req
579. He'd never leave
the scene of a crime.Copy !req
580. Not even for a hot dish
like Lady X.Copy !req
581. But this dishCopy !req
582. is extra spicy.Copy !req
583. It just doesn't add up.Copy !req
584. Wait, wait.Copy !req
585. May I suggest a calculator?Copy !req
586. Lucky for you,
I just happened to have procuredCopy !req
587. a boatload of fine...Copy !req
588. Pain,Copy !req
589. she's like an old friend.Copy !req
590. Ah...Copy !req
591. Note to self...Copy !req
592. need new friend.Copy !req
593. I still got it.Copy !req
594. And I thought the raisins
were humiliating.Copy !req
595. Dex,Copy !req
596. sorry I'm not dressed.Copy !req
597. I wasn't expecting company.Copy !req
598. I'd say things are going
exactly how you expected.Copy !req
599. How about joining me
in a warm rinse?Copy !req
600. I'm not that dirty.Copy !req
601. Oh, but being filthy
can be loads of fun.Copy !req
602. Don't you think so, Dex?Copy !req
603. There are some stains
you can never wash out.Copy !req
604. Let's try.Copy !req
605. I want to scrub
your bubbles, Dex.Copy !req
606. I want to know how you rubbed
out all those ikes last night.Copy !req
607. Me?Copy !req
608. But I was with you, remember?Copy !req
609. Yeah. Trying to get
me on the caseCopy !req
610. before there
even was one.Copy !req
611. Poop on her head.
Aim for the hair.Copy !req
612. Naughty dog.Copy !req
613. I've really been
on your mind, haven't I?Copy !req
614. You've orchestrated this dance
from the start.Copy !req
615. I think you hijacked DanCopy !req
616. and you've got him squirreled
away somewhere.Copy !req
617. My friend better be aliveCopy !req
618. or you're gonna check out
of this store the hard way.Copy !req
619. Your crash dummy's fine...
for now.Copy !req
620. But he won't be
unless you back Brand X.Copy !req
621. So that's your game.Copy !req
622. We could run
this store, Dex.Copy !req
623. An aisle all
to ourselves,Copy !req
624. packed tight, no
markdowns for us.Copy !req
625. I could be your Sunshine.Copy !req
626. There will never be
another Sunshine.Copy !req
627. Now I'm taking you in.Copy !req
628. Not before I solve
your case for you.Copy !req
629. Down, boy.Copy !req
630. What a shame.Copy !req
631. We could've been like
macaroni and cheese,Copy !req
632. peanut butter and jelly,Copy !req
633. Scotch and tape.Copy !req
634. Dex, wake up!Copy !req
635. Come on, Dex, wake up!Copy !req
636. Dan?Copy !req
637. Dex, my man!Copy !req
638. I knew you'd sniff me out.
You okay, pal?Copy !req
639. Is your chocolate chipped?Copy !req
640. It was brutal.
She has these...Copy !req
641. these giant flying
mother X-o-bytesCopy !req
642. that slaughtered
every ike in sight.Copy !req
643. But they didn't rub me out
because Lady XCopy !req
644. digs my fine flavor
and oh-so-sweet bod.Copy !req
645. Or... maybe she used you
as bait to get to me?Copy !req
646. Oh, like you're the only ike
who could rescue me,Copy !req
647. figure out her game,
and shut her down.Copy !req
648. Uh...Copy !req
649. Oh, yeah, you are.Copy !req
650. Too late.Copy !req
651. Not even the great
Dex Dogtective can save you now.Copy !req
652. Dex,Copy !req
653. is it just me or
is it hot in here?Copy !req
654. After they've enjoyed
the extra-hot dry cycle,Copy !req
655. dump their bodies
in the toothpaste aisle.Copy !req
656. They frame toothpaste now?Copy !req
657. Everyone knows
toothpastes hate sugars.Copy !req
658. We're done soft-soaping.Copy !req
659. Frame everybody!Copy !req
660. From spray starch
to sliced salami,Copy !req
661. from calories to carbs!Copy !req
662. Then Brand X will step in
and replace them all.Copy !req
663. It'll be a cakewalk.Copy !req
664. We're taking over,
so get out thereCopy !req
665. and show 'em who's running
this store!Copy !req
666. But, I, Kung Tofu, am innocent!Copy !req
667. What's that got
to do with it?Copy !req
668. I don't get it.Copy !req
669. I don't understand.Copy !req
670. I mean, we simply don't care.Copy !req
671. I am hot.Copy !req
672. Hot, hot, hot.Copy !req
673. Gonna fry. Gonna crisp.
Stay calm.Copy !req
674. We just gotta find
a way to get out.Copy !req
675. It's not natural.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
676. If we just breathe and focus,
the answer will come.Copy !req
677. What?Copy !req
678. The answer will come?Copy !req
679. I'm melting and you're getting
all martial art Zen?Copy !req
680. You can put a... Sock!Copy !req
681. Socks! That's it!Copy !req
682. Socks always escape
from the dryer.Copy !req
683. Follow that sock!Copy !req
684. Ow!Copy !req
685. Ouch.Copy !req
686. Okay, pal,
you're safe now.Copy !req
687. Yo, yo, yo, wait,
whoa, time out.Copy !req
688. Where you going?Copy !req
689. Look, Dan,
I just came to find you,Copy !req
690. but that's it.
I don't...
Yeah, yeah, yeah,Copy !req
691. don't want to get involved
no more— got it, check—Copy !req
692. but you might want to take
a look at this first.Copy !req
693. What the fudge?Copy !req
694. They're buildingCopy !req
695. an entire army
of robotic X-o-bytes!Copy !req
696. What's that oily liquid?Copy !req
697. Yo, I seen that.Copy !req
698. It's the same stuff
they shot at the KrispyCopy !req
699. and the other ikes when
they rubbed them out.Copy !req
700. They must be planning to finish
what they started last night.Copy !req
701. Brand X is gonna take over
the entire store!Copy !req
702. Come on! Let's get 'em!
I'm ready to roll!Copy !req
703. You with me?
Let's hit this!Copy !req
704. I ain't afraid.
Well, I am.Copy !req
705. You are?Copy !req
706. R-Really? Why?Copy !req
707. You don't understand.Copy !req
708. I don't know if I can cut
the mustard anymore.Copy !req
709. Yo, Dex, you gotta believe
in yourself.Copy !req
710. If Sunshine were
here, she would.Copy !req
711. You know,Copy !req
712. I do have an idea.Copy !req
713. Ah, now that's
more like it.Copy !req
714. Dex Dogtective is
back in the house.Copy !req
715. But it's really, really,
really dangerous.Copy !req
716. Wh-Wh... Wh-Wh...Copy !req
717. Hold up. How come you said
"really" three times?Copy !req
718. I never heard you say that.
I've heard "really dangerous"Copy !req
719. and "really, really,"
but this is three times.Copy !req
720. Come on, pal.Copy !req
721. Let's snap, crackle
and pop out of here.Copy !req
722. Attention all icons.Copy !req
723. Curfew is now in effect.Copy !req
724. Only Brand X officials
are permitted in the aisles.Copy !req
725. All violators will be punished.Copy !req
726. I do so hope
there are violators.Copy !req
727. I love a good violation.Copy !req
728. I love anything to do
with violation.Copy !req
729. Watch it now.
What is going on?Copy !req
730. We need you to analyze this.Copy !req
731. I borrowed it
from Lady X.Copy !req
732. I think
it's the secret ingredientCopy !req
733. in the Brand X Elixir.Copy !req
734. Brand X!Copy !req
735. Oh, Brand X!Copy !req
736. Oh, why me? Why? Why Brand X?Copy !req
737. Come on, come on.
Why not, uh, let's see...Copy !req
738. Dr. Pepper, Dr. Scholl's,Copy !req
739. Dr. Feelgood!Copy !req
740. Anybody but me!
Doc, Doc, Doc,
snap out of it.Copy !req
741. You're the only one
with a nose for the job.Copy !req
742. Ew!Copy !req
743. Oh, this is just great!Copy !req
744. Okay, I'll give it a whiff.Copy !req
745. It can't be done.Copy !req
746. Oh, oh, why me?Copy !req
747. Wh-What's going on?Copy !req
748. We have reports that you're
plotting against sugars.Copy !req
749. Me?Copy !req
750. I don't even
have fluoride!Copy !req
751. I'm just a whitener!Copy !req
752. Well, you know, I myself,
appreciate a good darkener.Copy !req
753. Oh, no, no, that's not right.Copy !req
754. That's odd.
That's definitely odd.Copy !req
755. My olfactor meter can't,
uh, can't fully identifyCopy !req
756. the main ingredient.Copy !req
757. Oh, no, this I can tell you.Copy !req
758. The Brand X Elixir
is toxic to humans.Copy !req
759. Toxic?Copy !req
760. Oh, and highly addictive.Copy !req
761. Oh, addictive!Copy !req
762. Addictive?Copy !req
763. Okay, so that explains
why customersCopy !req
764. are buying up Brand X
products like crazy.Copy !req
765. How can we regular icons competeCopy !req
766. against... a-against
this irresistible elixir?Copy !req
767. We can't.Copy !req
768. Won't be long
and the whole store will be X.Copy !req
769. And the rest of us
discontinued.Copy !req
770. Oh, but there's so many noses
left to blow!Copy !req
771. Oh, man.
I'm too young
to be discontinued.Copy !req
772. I never even got a chanceCopy !req
773. to play Lick the Icing
with Sweet Cakes.Copy !req
774. If we could just get
this infoCopy !req
775. to our market's
corporate headquarters,Copy !req
776. they'd have
to recall Brand X.Copy !req
777. How could you
possibly reach them?Copy !req
778. You couldn't. You...
E-mail.Copy !req
779. From Mr. Leonard's computer.Copy !req
780. But it's in
the expiration station,Copy !req
781. at the other end of the store.Copy !req
782. No, you'd never make it there
before the supermarket opens.Copy !req
783. You couldn't! You could try,
but you can't reach 'em!Copy !req
784. Do you understand
what I'm saying? Impossible!Copy !req
785. Then we cross
during the day.Copy !req
786. Daytime?Copy !req
787. No one has ever done that.Copy !req
788. Are you crazy?Copy !req
789. What about all those humans
out there?Copy !req
790. The ones with the big feet.Copy !req
791. They're never supposed
to squash...Copy !req
792. I mean, see us
during the daytime.Copy !req
793. We'll be killed!Copy !req
794. But not that I can't handle
that, because I can.Copy !req
795. 'Cause I'm a natural ninja.Copy !req
796. We won't survive another night
against Brand X.Copy !req
797. It's our only shot.Copy !req
798. It's daytime...!Copy !req
799. Oh, daytime! Oh, this is bad!Copy !req
800. We must've lost hundreds
of ikes last night.Copy !req
801. Come on, pal.Copy !req
802. Let's get going
before we lose any more.Copy !req
803. Oh, how the Jell-O
are we supposed to crossCopy !req
804. over ten aisles
of that?Copy !req
805. If the next thing you hear is,
"Clean up on aisle one,"Copy !req
806. you know we blew it.Copy !req
807. The next thing
you're going to hearCopy !req
808. to be the sound of me
eating you for the lunch.Copy !req
809. ;
"The next thing
you're gonna hearCopy !req
810. is the sound of me
eating you for lunch."Copy !req
811. Look, you overstocked,
overstuffed lunch lizard,Copy !req
812. my friend Dex,Copy !req
813. he'll make you stutter
with your butter.Copy !req
814. You won't survive his chives.Copy !req
815. Are you crazy?Copy !req
816. She's huge!Copy !req
817. Let's strawberry
jam out of here.Copy !req
818. No, Larry,
I am not buying that for you.Copy !req
819. Miss me?Copy !req
820. Wait, wait, stop.Copy !req
821. We could, you know,
maybe try to date a bit.Copy !req
822. A... a movie?
A lunch?Copy !req
823. I kill you!Copy !req
824. Dex! Batter up, fool!Copy !req
825. Where you go,
my chipmunk?
I love you!Copy !req
826. Dare the day!Copy !req
827. Mayday! Mayday!Copy !req
828. Polar!Copy !req
829. You need to warn the other ikes.Copy !req
830. Brand X is behind the rubout.Copy !req
831. Bring as many ikes as you
can to the Banana tonight!Copy !req
832. And, thanks, Polar!Copy !req
833. That's what friends are for.Copy !req
834. Wait. Wait, okay.Copy !req
835. MAN
The store is now closed.Copy !req
836. We ain't gonna make it.
We ain't gonna make it.Copy !req
837. Trust me. I mean, I'm no
math major or anything,Copy !req
838. but we're going
to hit the door.
We'll be fine.Copy !req
839. No way! We're
going to hit!
We'll make it!Copy !req
840. I'm here.
My arms, my arms.Copy !req
841. Oh, see? See?Copy !req
842. I told you we'd make it.
You didn't want to
listen to me, right?Copy !req
843. We the bug bomb, bro!Copy !req
844. We...Copy !req
845. What?Copy !req
846. Yo, I never should've
tried to chip-slap Krispy.Copy !req
847. You can't blame
yourself, Dan.Copy !req
848. It's the...
X-o-byte!Copy !req
849. Don't shoot!
Don't shoot!Copy !req
850. What, are you crazy?Copy !req
851. You hit someone up here!Copy !req
852. You think
it's duck season?Copy !req
853. Do I look like a mallard?Copy !req
854. Hold on, hold the line.Copy !req
855. Is that the enticing scent
of rich, creamy chocolate?Copy !req
856. Are you chocolate? Are
you made of chocolate?Copy !req
857. Really?Copy !req
858. That is so sweet.Copy !req
859. Hi. Whoa!Copy !req
860. Vlad Chocool,
chocolate vampire.Copy !req
861. Used to have cards.Copy !req
862. Do you work out?
I use the ThighMaster.Copy !req
863. You're looking pretty good
for biting it.Copy !req
864. Excuse me, but they poisoned me
like the other ikes, okay?Copy !req
865. It's not my fault...Copy !req
866. Again with this.
What can I tell you?Copy !req
867. I am the undead.Copy !req
868. All right? The undead.Copy !req
869. No, you're not dead,Copy !req
870. but you're not exactly living,
either.Copy !req
871. Sort of like being
in summer school.Copy !req
872. Oh, come on, that's funny.
Now, that's funny.Copy !req
873. Let's not lose our senses
of humor.Copy !req
874. Mandatory security rally,
tonight.Copy !req
875. All icons must attend or face
the penalty of elimination!Copy !req
876. How can I help?Copy !req
877. Upload?Copy !req
878. Download?Copy !req
879. Scan?Copy !req
880. Blue, we're gonna get corporate
to recall Brand X.Copy !req
881. Can you bring
up a form?Copy !req
882. Wait, don't tell me...Copy !req
883. bittersweet.Copy !req
884. Do you go out
much, by the way?Copy !req
885. 'Cause I like to dance
a little myself.Copy !req
886. I dance a bit.Copy !req
887. This instant glue
will seal their tomb.Copy !req
888. Lovely word, "tomb."Copy !req
889. Loony Glue.Copy !req
890. They're locking us in.Copy !req
891. What? In here?Copy !req
892. W-With him?Copy !req
893. Hey, hey, hey,
hey, back off!Copy !req
894. I'll work with Blue,
you fly aroundCopy !req
895. and check for loose vent grates.Copy !req
896. Have you flipped
your flapjacks?Copy !req
897. Anyone have glasses
they don't need?Copy !req
898. Would you fly straight?Copy !req
899. Ow!
Ow!Copy !req
900. Ow!
Oh, golly, that hurt.Copy !req
901. Uh-huh, yeah, good.Copy !req
902. Good plan.Copy !req
903. Maybe we'll just dent
our way out of here.Copy !req
904. Ow!Copy !req
905. Maybe my eyes aren't that good,Copy !req
906. but if you would just
let me lead.Copy !req
907. Well, the phrase isn't
"blind as an eagle," is it?Copy !req
908. No, it's "blind as a bat."Copy !req
909. What do you think I am?Copy !req
910. And with you on my back yet.Copy !req
911. Not that I mind that.Copy !req
912. Scanning forms.Copy !req
913. Only two recalls on file.Copy !req
914. "Priscilla Pusley's
genetically gigantic prunes."Copy !req
915. What kinda fool
needs a bigger prune?Copy !req
916. We coming up to something?Copy !req
917. Nobody.Copy !req
918. Priscilla had the worst sales
in store history.Copy !req
919. Okay, I guess I'll be
the bad guy once againCopy !req
920. and say
what everyone's thinking.Copy !req
921. She's also hideous.Copy !req
922. No, I mean, come on, she's
very unattractive becauseCopy !req
923. she-she's a prune.Copy !req
924. What do we expect
from her?Copy !req
925. Why are we shy
about these things?Copy !req
926. Be what you are,
that's what I say.Copy !req
927. In her case it's...Copy !req
928. horrible.Copy !req
929. And here isCopy !req
930. the other recall.Copy !req
931. S-Sunshine recalled?Copy !req
932. Who ordered it?Copy !req
933. No name.Copy !req
934. Address only.Copy !req
935. Same location as
Priscilla Pusley's recall.Copy !req
936. That's impossible.Copy !req
937. Sunshine and Priscilla had
different manufacturers.Copy !req
938. Blue, run a search
on that addressCopy !req
939. against all
the manufacturers on file.Copy !req
940. Brand X ordered
both the recalls.Copy !req
941. Dex, I just
don't get it.Copy !req
942. Brand X took my Sunshine away.Copy !req
943. Easy, easy, bro.Copy !req
944. I know how you feel.Copy !req
945. No, no one can,
not even you.Copy !req
946. Okay, but, look,
you got to stay focusedCopy !req
947. or Brand X is gonna take
everything else you love, too.Copy !req
948. Not while I'm still breathing.Copy !req
949. Blue, we have
to send a formCopy !req
950. to recall all
of Brand X's products.Copy !req
951. Pull the plug on these traitors.Copy !req
952. B-Bye, ikes.Copy !req
953. Sending now.Copy !req
954. What happened?Copy !req
955. Do you all see
it get darker, too?Copy !req
956. Oh, good, for a second
I thought I was having a...Copy !req
957. Whoa, mood lighting,
though.Copy !req
958. You devil dog, look at you.Copy !req
959. Um, Dex...Copy !req
960. Brand X must have killed
the power.Copy !req
961. But, but the e-mail
went through, right?Copy !req
962. Maybe, but now
we can't countCopy !req
963. on headquarters
coming to save us.Copy !req
964. But you said
we ain't gonna survive the nightCopy !req
965. unless headquarters
gets rid of Brand X.Copy !req
966. I don't understand...
I don't get it.Copy !req
967. So, what do
we do now?Copy !req
968. Fight.Copy !req
969. Come on, let's get up
to that ventCopy !req
970. and over
to the CopaBanana.Copy !req
971. The oven timer
is ticking.Copy !req
972. There are only two kinds
of product icons.Copy !req
973. Desirable like me...Copy !req
974. and undesirable.Copy !req
975. We must send all the
undesirables where they belong—Copy !req
976. the Expiration Station.Copy !req
977. Better hope Polar brings
a banana boatload of ikesCopy !req
978. to the Copa tonight.Copy !req
979. Look around.Copy !req
980. Do you see an ike
with an inferior product?Copy !req
981. Turn in the undesirables.Copy !req
982. Join Brand XCopy !req
983. for a better way
of life.Copy !req
984. Ah.Copy !req
985. Kiwi Koala did it.
No, no, I didn't do any...Copy !req
986. Jeepers!Copy !req
987. There must be
some mistake.Copy !req
988. Hey, hey, wait, where
are you taking me?Copy !req
989. From this day forward
you must proveCopy !req
990. you are desirable.Copy !req
991. Soon we will become
the model of excellenceCopy !req
992. until the entire world
is just like us.Copy !req
993. One store, one X!Copy !req
994. One store, one X!Copy !req
995. One world, one X!Copy !req
996. One world, one X!Copy !req
997. One store, one X!Copy !req
998. Reporting for duty as
instructed by my friendCopy !req
999. Dex Dogtective.Copy !req
1000. I didn't think
it'd be so cold, though.Copy !req
1001. We wish to join le resistance.Copy !req
1002. Well, that's swell, but if
the boss don't get here soon,Copy !req
1003. we can all...Copy !req
1004. Dex DogtectiveCopy !req
1005. has been discontinued.Copy !req
1006. And unless you care to sufferCopy !req
1007. a long, cruel expiration...Copy !req
1008. you will sing your allegianceCopy !req
1009. to Brand X.Copy !req
1010. with feeling.Copy !req
1011. I am not ze Brand X icon.Copy !req
1012. Je suis Francois Fromage.Copy !req
1013. I shoot le stink at you,
you big weenie-like loser.Copy !req
1014. Don't get smart, cheeseball,Copy !req
1015. or I'll shred you alive.Copy !req
1016. Somebody to be helping me—
le cavalry, le rescue?Copy !req
1017. No?Copy !req
1018. Play it.Copy !req
1019. But, boss...Copy !req
1020. I said play it.Copy !req
1021. Ah,Copy !req
1022. very touching.Copy !req
1023. Go tell the lady
this is still my club,Copy !req
1024. and you and your lousy jingleCopy !req
1025. aren't welcome.
We will returnCopy !req
1026. to pulverize you all.Copy !req
1027. Pulverizing!Copy !req
1028. I love pulverizing.Copy !req
1029. Dexy, I knew they couldn't
discontinue you.Copy !req
1030. Not without a fight.Copy !req
1031. We have the resistance cornered.Copy !req
1032. We will take no prisoners.Copy !req
1033. Let's do it.Copy !req
1034. We will show no mercy.Copy !req
1035. We've all lost someone—
a friend, a neighbor,Copy !req
1036. someone we love.Copy !req
1037. But we can't fight
for the way things were,Copy !req
1038. only for the way
things should be.Copy !req
1039. Together we can stop
this tyrant.Copy !req
1040. Now, who's with us?
I'm with you,Copy !req
1041. guys, but could somebodyCopy !req
1042. please turn up the heat?Copy !req
1043. We're with you
all the way, boss.Copy !req
1044. All right, then, let me show you
what I've got in mind.Copy !req
1045. We will exterminate them all!Copy !req
1046. One world, one X!Copy !req
1047. No Dan, no Dex!Copy !req
1048. So we'll need all
the aluminum foil in the store,Copy !req
1049. and that, my friends,
is one-stop shopping.Copy !req
1050. Le Brand X comes! Le Brand X
comes!Copy !req
1051. This is it.Copy !req
1052. We stop Brand X here tonight,Copy !req
1053. or it's this store, then anotherCopy !req
1054. till they spread like mold
around the world.Copy !req
1055. We have to defend ourselves—
and people— everywhere.Copy !req
1056. Remember our oath.Copy !req
1057. To protect and serve...Copy !req
1058. Ourselves!Copy !req
1059. I have the dirty dog.Copy !req
1060. Cookie aisle, go!Copy !req
1061. Come and get me, baby.Copy !req
1062. AttackCopy !req
1063. and annihilate!Copy !req
1064. He's on the roof.
Get him!Copy !req
1065. Here goes.Copy !req
1066. Food!Copy !req
1067. Fight!Copy !req
1068. It's a trap!Copy !req
1069. Wait.Copy !req
1070. Marshmallows.Copy !req
1071. What?Copy !req
1072. It's hot chocolate.Copy !req
1073. Aah, hot!Copy !req
1074. Take that, dear!Copy !req
1075. Retreat!Copy !req
1076. Je suisFrancois FromageCopy !req
1077. and I am not afraid!Copy !req
1078. Well, maybe a little.Copy !req
1079. You be attacking now!Copy !req
1080. Cream them!Copy !req
1081. Fools!
I'll destroy them all!Copy !req
1082. All units, go!Copy !req
1083. Armies, attack!Copy !req
1084. Hey.Copy !req
1085. Whip them!Copy !req
1086. Whip them bad!Copy !req
1087. Run while you can,
Dex Dogtective!Copy !req
1088. For soon, I'll have you sitting
up and begging for mercy.Copy !req
1089. X-o-bytes, fly!Copy !req
1090. We'll see who
rolls over, baby.Copy !req
1091. Okay, everyone ready?Copy !req
1092. Then let's gum upCopy !req
1093. her works!Copy !req
1094. They're nothing
but overgrown mosquitoes...Copy !req
1095. with gigantic deadly stingers!Copy !req
1096. And there's a ton of 'em!Copy !req
1097. And they wanna kill me!Copy !req
1098. You are getting sleepy.Copy !req
1099. I am getting...Copy !req
1100. Mm-ma-mana-mac-chocolate...Copy !req
1101. Dare the day!Copy !req
1102. Run away! Run away!Copy !req
1103. Holy guacamole, run!Copy !req
1104. Squash them all!Copy !req
1105. Pudding and strudel
is what I think about.Copy !req
1106. That and myself.Copy !req
1107. Fry their eggs!Copy !req
1108. Head for the Banana!Copy !req
1109. I'm exquisite!Copy !req
1110. Annihilate them!Copy !req
1111. Go!Copy !req
1112. I'm getting hot in here.Copy !req
1113. Maximillius, phase two, go!Copy !req
1114. Maybe I shouldn't oughta
eaten that last donut.Copy !req
1115. Food goes right
to my butt.Copy !req
1116. It's okay, Maximillius!Copy !req
1117. Being able to do fun things,
like eating donuts,Copy !req
1118. is what we are fighting for!Copy !req
1119. But, you might wanna keep it
under, like, 40 at a time.Copy !req
1120. But whose are we gonna findCopy !req
1121. to slithers in filthy
slime through the sewers,Copy !req
1122. go into enemy territoryCopy !req
1123. and cut the power linesCopy !req
1124. to starts the lightning storm?Copy !req
1125. Ah, slither and slime?Copy !req
1126. It would appear you're in need
of a professional.Copy !req
1127. How do we know
you're not with Brand X?Copy !req
1128. According to the lady,Copy !req
1129. I'm the poster boy
for undesirable icons.Copy !req
1130. You know, boss,Copy !req
1131. if you don't mind
the suggestion,Copy !req
1132. we could fights fire
with fire here.Copy !req
1133. Welcome to the war, Weasel.Copy !req
1134. 'Tis a far, far better thing
I doCopy !req
1135. than I have ever done before.Copy !req
1136. Well, you got to admit,Copy !req
1137. that's not saying much.
Whoa!Copy !req
1138. Note to self:
New friends not working out.Copy !req
1139. This can't
be happening.Copy !req
1140. You lied to me!Copy !req
1141. Lied to you?Copy !req
1142. That's not true.Copy !req
1143. I did no more
than you let me do.Copy !req
1144. You handed me this storeCopy !req
1145. on a party platter.Copy !req
1146. Frog's legs for dinner?Copy !req
1147. He knows their plan,Copy !req
1148. but refuses to talk.Copy !req
1149. No, that's
gonna hurt!Copy !req
1150. I'll take that.Copy !req
1151. Then he won't talk to anyone,Copy !req
1152. ever again!Copy !req
1153. Knife coming!Copy !req
1154. Enough!Copy !req
1155. I don't like her.
She's very mean!Copy !req
1156. Careful, Harry,Copy !req
1157. if you value what little
hair you have left.Copy !req
1158. What's the point...Copy !req
1159. of luxurious locks...Copy !req
1160. if you can't look yourself
in the mirror?Copy !req
1161. Oh, my goodness!Copy !req
1162. Let him go.Copy !req
1163. He'll be exterminatedCopy !req
1164. like the rest of them!Copy !req
1165. Polar!Copy !req
1166. I thought I told you
to go to the Banana!
See, Dex,Copy !req
1167. I can help.Copy !req
1168. No!Copy !req
1169. Another pathetic ike
bites the dust.Copy !req
1170. No one puts Polar
in the freezer.Copy !req
1171. I'm marking you down,
shrimp toast.Copy !req
1172. It wasn't my fault!Copy !req
1173. I was just following orders.Copy !req
1174. I don't even like her.Copy !req
1175. Lady X promised she wouldCopy !req
1176. make me tall and thin.Copy !req
1177. Then you finally
got your wish.Copy !req
1178. I'm gonna pop
your corn, lady.Copy !req
1179. Roll over, Dogtective.Copy !req
1180. You're mine.Copy !req
1181. Long live la resistance! La...Copy !req
1182. Adios, my brave
cheese puff ike.Copy !req
1183. Hang in there, Polar.Copy !req
1184. If you're everCopy !req
1185. in that big freezer
in the sky,Copy !req
1186. you got a friend, Dex.Copy !req
1187. Oh.Copy !req
1188. Use the whole box.Copy !req
1189. Polar would have
liked it that way.Copy !req
1190. Dex, Dex!Copy !req
1191. I ran tests on the poisonCopy !req
1192. liquid the X-o-bytes
are stinging our ike...Copy !req
1193. It's a deservative.Copy !req
1194. Okay, imagine
the chemicalCopy !req
1195. opposite of a preservative,
huh, yeah?Copy !req
1196. One dose causes the victim to
spoil in his own unique way.Copy !req
1197. A cookie crumbles;
ice cream gets freezer burn.Copy !req
1198. Oh, chips chip,
crackers crack,Copy !req
1199. aluminum is foiled!
Don't you see?Copy !req
1200. Snot happens!Copy !req
1201. This is a big booger
we're bouncing into even!Copy !req
1202. I get the picture.Copy !req
1203. We need an antidote, fast!Copy !req
1204. Ham it, Dex!Copy !req
1205. I'm a nose doctor,
not a miracle worker!Copy !req
1206. Go!
What is with this guy?
He's always asking meCopy !req
1207. to do the impossible things. I
can't do the impossible things!Copy !req
1208. If I could do them, they
wouldn't be possibly impossible!Copy !req
1209. Ow!Copy !req
1210. I'm fine! Nobody
saw that! Ah!Copy !req
1211. All the lightning rods are
in place, I guarantee it.Copy !req
1212. Well, pretty guaranteed.Copy !req
1213. I mean, it's almost guaranteed.Copy !req
1214. I can't guarantee it.Copy !req
1215. Well, because...
my eyes aren't that good!Copy !req
1216. I don't see that well!Copy !req
1217. But my heart's in
the right place, if I had one.Copy !req
1218. Now, phase two is up
to Cheasel the Weasel.Copy !req
1219. That idiot?Copy !req
1220. I mean, fantastic.
I'll go check again.Copy !req
1221. Easy, Dan, easy.Copy !req
1222. Man,Copy !req
1223. phase two ain't gonna work.Copy !req
1224. Not with all those
X-o-bytes swarming. There's...Copy !req
1225. There's just too many of 'em.Copy !req
1226. They're refueling their poisonCopy !req
1227. inside the
Brand X building.Copy !req
1228. Can you fly me over
Lady X's aisle?Copy !req
1229. Oh, yeah, sure. No prob.Copy !req
1230. Except I don't have
a death wish!Copy !req
1231. If I can cut off
their poison supply,Copy !req
1232. maybe we can turn
this thing around!Copy !req
1233. Dex, suppose you make it in?Copy !req
1234. There's no way you'll get out.Copy !req
1235. It's suicide!Copy !req
1236. Like Sunshine always
used to say,Copy !req
1237. "When in doubt, just do
the right thing, and you can'tCopy !req
1238. go wrong."
Yeah, man, but
I don't want to lose you, too.Copy !req
1239. Hey, pal, you're the one
who convinced meCopy !req
1240. to get back in the game.Copy !req
1241. You never stopped believing
in me,Copy !req
1242. even when I stopped
believing in myself.Copy !req
1243. That's 'cause you're the best.Copy !req
1244. But if you go in there,
you ain't coming out.Copy !req
1245. Don't do it, Dex!Copy !req
1246. You should be here with us.Copy !req
1247. I should have been
with you the whole time.Copy !req
1248. But after Sunshine,
I just gave up.Copy !req
1249. I let you all down.Copy !req
1250. I know now that
my problemsCopy !req
1251. are just a hill of
coffee beans comparedCopy !req
1252. to our store, our world,Copy !req
1253. our family.Copy !req
1254. If I don't make it back,Copy !req
1255. I'm counting on you
to take my place, pal.Copy !req
1256. Me? No, I can't.Copy !req
1257. You can do it, Dan.
I believe in you.Copy !req
1258. This place won't be
the same without you.Copy !req
1259. I won't be.Copy !req
1260. The secret's inside, old buddy.Copy !req
1261. You'll be just fine. So,Copy !req
1262. am I flying,
or am I walking?
All right.Copy !req
1263. Let's win this sucker!Copy !req
1264. Oh!Copy !req
1265. Agony.Copy !req
1266. She's like my loyal beloved.Copy !req
1267. You got loyalCopy !req
1268. beloved!Copy !req
1269. I want you... loyal beloved!Copy !req
1270. Allow me to introduce you.Copy !req
1271. Note to self:
Cheasel T. Weasel rocks.Copy !req
1272. Okay, okay.Copy !req
1273. Hey, Dex, don't worry, bro.Copy !req
1274. I'm gonna get you closer.Copy !req
1275. Once more into the
bleach, my friend.Copy !req
1276. Once more.Copy !req
1277. Uh, Dex?Copy !req
1278. Dex!Copy !req
1279. Dare the day, Dex.Copy !req
1280. Dare the day.Copy !req
1281. Uh, Dex's plan is working!Copy !req
1282. Duh, but I still
do not know how.Copy !req
1283. Like a meatball, this guy!Copy !req
1284. Cheasel's starting
an electrical lightning storm.Copy !req
1285. We put lightning rods on all
our buildings to keep 'em safe.Copy !req
1286. Brand X don't have lightning
rods, so they gets destroyed.Copy !req
1287. A true spark of genius.Copy !req
1288. The boss is a regular
Benjamin Franklin!Copy !req
1289. Yeah. Uh, duh,
who's Benjamin Franklin?Copy !req
1290. Benjamin Franklin with
the key and the kite,Copy !req
1291. the lightning, the...
Uh, what aisle is he in?Copy !req
1292. Ah, forget about it.Copy !req
1293. I'm coming for you, Lady.Copy !req
1294. Sunshine!Copy !req
1295. Dex!Copy !req
1296. Hold it right there,Copy !req
1297. or Blondie gets it.Copy !req
1298. Watch out!Copy !req
1299. On your knees, Dog.Copy !req
1300. I always knew you
were damaged goods.Copy !req
1301. I'm not the one
who's gonna be poppy-whipped,Copy !req
1302. you cold-farted itch.Copy !req
1303. Exterminate them both.Copy !req
1304. Her first.Copy !req
1305. Make him watch
his Sunshine fade away.Copy !req
1306. With great pleasure.Copy !req
1307. Okay, then,
I'll just leave you to it.Copy !req
1308. Ow!Copy !req
1309. I thought
that only worked in movies.Copy !req
1310. Raisins, Dex!Copy !req
1311. Well, this isn't
very much fun, is it?Copy !req
1312. I think I've just wet myself.Copy !req
1313. It feels rather nice.Copy !req
1314. Oh!Copy !req
1315. Oh, Dex.Copy !req
1316. I knew you'd find me.Copy !req
1317. I'm sorry. I thought you were...Copy !req
1318. I'm here.
We're together.Copy !req
1319. My world is whole
again, kitten.Copy !req
1320. I never stopped
believing in you, Dex.Copy !req
1321. And I always kept you
close to my heart.Copy !req
1322. My big, tough guy.Copy !req
1323. What have they done to you?Copy !req
1324. Brand X took my essence.Copy !req
1325. Of course!Copy !req
1326. The perfumed smell.Copy !req
1327. That's why it
was familiar.Copy !req
1328. The secret ingredient
in their elixir.Copy !req
1329. The evil X turned your
sweetness, your goodnessCopy !req
1330. into something vile.Copy !req
1331. The whole thing
could go any minute.Copy !req
1332. As long as I'm with you,
nothing else matters.Copy !req
1333. Only one way he can
make it in time!
Not the...Copy !req
1334. Yes, kitten, the loop-de-loop.Copy !req
1335. He's never pulled it off.Copy !req
1336. Come on, Dan.
You the man.Copy !req
1337. You got to be... for them!Copy !req
1338. You can do it, pal!
Just believe it!Copy !req
1339. Believe in yourself!
Come on!Copy !req
1340. That's it, Dan!
The loop-de-loop!Copy !req
1341. He'll get it this time;
I know he will.Copy !req
1342. Oh,Copy !req
1343. dare the day!Copy !req
1344. Whoo!Copy !req
1345. Dare the day and fly away.Copy !req
1346. Yes,Copy !req
1347. the sun is shining again,
baby!Copy !req
1348. Whoo! Look at you.Copy !req
1349. Bring me anything?
Give me a hug.Copy !req
1350. It's so good to see you.Copy !req
1351. I just knew you'd do it, Danny.Copy !req
1352. Me too, pal, me too.Copy !req
1353. Dex, something's wrong.Copy !req
1354. What's happening?Copy !req
1355. I understand that somebodyCopy !req
1356. ordered a recall.Copy !req
1357. Dan, go find Lady X.Copy !req
1358. I've got a bone to pick
with this guy.Copy !req
1359. No, Dex, you can't.Copy !req
1360. Not a human.Copy !req
1361. You'll be crushed.Copy !req
1362. I'll be fine.Copy !req
1363. I have to be,Copy !req
1364. to make sure nothing bad
ever happens to you.Copy !req
1365. Maximillius, Lola,
let's bring him down.Copy !req
1366. You got it, boss.Copy !req
1367. Mi comprendo big time,
jefe.Copy !req
1368. Hey, whack job.Copy !req
1369. It's checkout time.Copy !req
1370. You pompous pip-squeak.Copy !req
1371. I'll stomp you into oblivion.Copy !req
1372. I was hoping you'd say that.Copy !req
1373. I'll crushCopy !req
1374. your little friendsCopy !req
1375. into icon stew.Copy !req
1376. A robot?Copy !req
1377. Extraordinary, aren't I?Copy !req
1378. How the Ho-Ho's
can this be happening?Copy !req
1379. Don't you recognize me,
Dogtective?Copy !req
1380. Sunshine's old neighbor?Copy !req
1381. Priscilla?Copy !req
1382. From Priscilla Pusley's
Genetically Giant Prunes?Copy !req
1383. But you were recalled.Copy !req
1384. And butt-ugly.Copy !req
1385. Quick trip to Brazil
for a little plastic surgery,Copy !req
1386. and I'm back for my revenge.Copy !req
1387. So, you built yourself
a human robotCopy !req
1388. and recalled Sunshine.Copy !req
1389. Then you stole her essence
to make your elixir for Brand X?Copy !req
1390. Why?Copy !req
1391. All anyone ever wantedCopy !req
1392. was that sweet
Sunshine Goodness.Copy !req
1393. Two months I sat on the shelfCopy !req
1394. next to little Miss Perfect.Copy !req
1395. No one bought my beautifully,
genetically giant prunes.Copy !req
1396. But how did you get in
and out of the store?Copy !req
1397. You're an ike.Copy !req
1398. Humans.Copy !req
1399. When you look like this,
you can get them to do anything.Copy !req
1400. Size only counts for men.Copy !req
1401. Clever plan, Pus,Copy !req
1402. but Brand X is being recalled.Copy !req
1403. You'll never get me.Copy !req
1404. I still have my elixir;
I'll be back.Copy !req
1405. But enough about me.
Let's kill you.Copy !req
1406. Yo, dog,Copy !req
1407. put your guard up.Copy !req
1408. Sugar smack upside
her prune head!Copy !req
1409. Put your arms...
Forget about it.Copy !req
1410. Boss'll never, ever hit a dame.Copy !req
1411. Tell me something.
Uh, are those melons real?Copy !req
1412. He should Pudding Pop her one.Copy !req
1413. That ain't his MO.Copy !req
1414. Forget about it.Copy !req
1415. He won't hit her.Copy !req
1416. Not now, not never.Copy !req
1417. But I will.Copy !req
1418. The bimbo's mine.Copy !req
1419. Get ready, Lady,
'cause I'm gonna kick youCopy !req
1420. where the sun don't shine.Copy !req
1421. Bring it on;
let's go.Copy !req
1422. You're not so tough now.Copy !req
1423. Oh, look at you!Copy !req
1424. Sunshine chip-slapped herCopy !req
1425. back to ugly.Copy !req
1426. Gross.Copy !req
1427. It doesn't have
to end like this.Copy !req
1428. All I ever really wanted
was you.Copy !req
1429. Well, you, and world domination.Copy !req
1430. Frankly, my dear,
I don't give a Spam.Copy !req
1431. Oh, the indignity of it all!Copy !req
1432. Dan, wrap her up and take herCopy !req
1433. to the Expiration Station
for recallCopy !req
1434. with the rest
of Brand X.Copy !req
1435. I heard there was a resistance.Copy !req
1436. Call me fashionably late.Copy !req
1437. You may be mostly fluff, Harry,Copy !req
1438. but the rest of you
is pretty strong stuff.
Oh, I'm offCopy !req
1439. for a quick calm down
and shot of toodly-pip.Copy !req
1440. Nice work, everybody.Copy !req
1441. Dex, Dex, Dex, I found
an antidote to the deservative.Copy !req
1442. It should bring all the ikesCopy !req
1443. back to life.Copy !req
1444. Oh, joy.Copy !req
1445. Let's give it a whiff, huh?Copy !req
1446. I knew you'd save me, friend.Copy !req
1447. Oh, my.Copy !req
1448. But it's still chilly.Copy !req
1449. Oh, Dex,
I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1450. You saved us all.Copy !req
1451. We saved each other
because the secret is inside.Copy !req
1452. Inside all of us!Copy !req
1453. All right, see?Copy !req
1454. Things really
turned out perfect.Copy !req
1455. The good old days are back.Copy !req
1456. With one change, I hope.Copy !req
1457. Sunshine...Copy !req
1458. will you marry me?Copy !req
1459. Oh, yes, Dex.Copy !req
1460. Dex is Jewish?Copy !req
1461. Yeah, kosher.Copy !req
1462. Soy vey,
who knew?Copy !req
1463. Now that we're married,Copy !req
1464. I want to see what's
under that hat.Copy !req
1465. I love you, kitten.Copy !req
1466. You know, for a
minute there,Copy !req
1467. I almost felt a
tear, but, uh,Copy !req
1468. must've been
that red onion.Copy !req
1469. Duh, this is all
so beautiful.Copy !req
1470. Why are you afraid
to express your emotions?Copy !req
1471. I'm warm. I'm warm!Copy !req
1472. Yeah, no, I'm
still a little cold.Copy !req
1473. Did you really cut the cheese
on that lieutenant, Tex?Copy !req
1474. Oui, but that
was just Muenster.Copy !req
1475. I was ready to cut
loose a Limburger.Copy !req
1476. You got flow.Copy !req
1477. You got style.Copy !req
1478. A bueno hombre.Copy !req
1479. I can, uh, I can dance
a little, cut a rug.Copy !req
1480. I'm, uh, very
light on my feet.Copy !req
1481. It might surprise you.Copy !req
1482. So, I said to Dex,Copy !req
1483. "Dex, I'll take all the riskCopy !req
1484. "by flying you
into the belly of the beast.Copy !req
1485. "Then I'll lead
the troops into battle,Copy !req
1486. while, you know, you're just
doing whatever you do."Copy !req
1487. Hey, thanks, baby.Copy !req
1488. "Then I'll do the thing
with the buildings."Copy !req
1489. In other words,
it was all me, basically.Copy !req
1490. Hey, give me some sugar, sugars.Copy !req