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3. more of an account
of what happened.
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4. I'd been on my own
for a while...
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6. lonely and bored.
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7. Nothing to do all day.
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8. And that's when
I started shadowing.
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10. Shadowing. Following.
I started to follow people.
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11. - Who?
- Anyone at first. Urn -
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Somebody at random.
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13. Somebody who didn't know
who I was.
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14. And then?
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15. - And then... nothing.
- 'Nothing "?
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16. Nothing. I'd just see...
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17. where they went, what they did...
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18. and go home afterwards.
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19. Why'd you do it?
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20. Urn, to see where they went.
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You ever, um...
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just let your eyes...
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a crowd of people...
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and fix on one person...
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26. and all of a sudden that person
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27. They've become an individual,
just like that.
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28. lt just became irresistible.
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29. - So you followed women?
- No, I didn't follow women.
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30. It wasn't a sex thing.
I followed anybody.
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31. I just wanted to see
where they went and what they did.
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32. You were playing secret agent?
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33. No, I'm a writer.
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34. Well, I want to be a writer, anyway.
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35. I was gathering material
for my characters.
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36. Well, to begin with.
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37. After a while,
I spotted the dangers.
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38. I'd become hooked.
I had to start making up rules...
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39. to just try
and keep it under control.
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40. "Never follow people for too long. "
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41. "Don't follow women
down dark alleys after dark."
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42. You know, stuff like that.
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43. It was supposed
to just be completely random.
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44. And when it stopped being random...
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45. that's when it started to go wrong.
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46. When I started to follow people...
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48. a person to follow...
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49. that was when the trouble started.
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50. Other people are interesting to me.
Have you never...
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51. listened to other people's
conversations on the bus...
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52. or on the Tube, seen people,
somebody on the street...
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53. that looks interesting
or is behaving...
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54. slightly... oddly or something
like that and wondered...
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55. What their lives in valved,
what they do....
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where they go to?
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57. [Coughing 1
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58. You watch somebody's behavior,
and it raises...
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59. a hundred thousand questions...
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60. and I wanted to ask
those questions...
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61. and I wanted to know
what the answers were.
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62. And so I'd follow people
to try and find out.
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63. The most important rule was...
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64. that even if I found out where
somebody worked or where they lived...
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65. then you would never follow
the same person twice.
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66. That was the most important rule.
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67. That was the one that I broke first.
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68. Yes?
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69. - Uh, coffee, please.
- Come on. It's lunch.
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70. Uh, toasted cheese sandwich as well.
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71. Mind if I join you?
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72. Who and why?
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73. Hi. Yeah, urn, I'll have
a black coffee please, and -
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74. What's that?
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75. Another coffee, black.
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76. You're obviously not a policeman,
so who are you and why are you following me?
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77. I'm sorry. I don't know
what you're talking about.
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78. Don't piss me about.
Who the fuck are you?
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79. Oh, thank you very much.
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80. Sugar?
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81. No, I wasn't -
I wasn't following you.
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82. I - I -
I saw you with your bag.
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83. I just thought
you looked interesting.
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84. - What are you, a faggot?
- No, no.
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85. Okay, to tell you the truth,
I thought you were this guy...
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86. that I was at school with.
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87. I saw you walk in here,
so I followed you in just to see if it was him.
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88. - Bu! it wasn't.
- Why didn't you ask me when you saw me?
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89. 'Cause I'd have been embarrassed
if it wasn't the person.
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90. Not as embarrassed
as you are now.
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91. - No, I suppose not.
- What's your name?
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92. Bill.
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93. Well, Bill, what do you do?
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94. - Actually, I'm kind of-
- Between jobs right' now. Yeah.
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95. - Yeah. That's right.
- What would you do?
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96. - Don't know.
- Oh, come on, Bill.
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97. Don't be coy. There's some burning
ambition inside you, isn't there?
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98. There's something
of the starving artist in you, no?
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99. - No. No.
- No?
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100. - You're a painter.
- No. - Photos.
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101. - No.
- Writer.
- No.
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102. - Writer, eh?
- No.
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103. - But you write.
- Not much.
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104. - But sometimes.
- Sometimes. Who doesn't?
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105. Me.
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106. - So you're a writer.
- I didn't say that.
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107. What makes you think
I'm a writer, anyway?
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108. An unemployed 20-something...
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109. who fancies himself a writer -
a real leap into the unknown.
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110. - Well, I'm not a writer.
- But you're interested in people.
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111. - Yeah.
- This person.
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112. Perhaps.
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113. You haven't even
asked me my name yet...
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114. - What's your name?
- or What's in my bag.
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115. - What bag?
- My bag.
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116. The one you've been
looking at all morning.
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117. What's your name,
and what's in your bag?
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118. My name's Cobb.
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119. Take a look for yourself.
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120. What were you expecting?
Drugs?
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121. Why would you nick their old CDs?
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122. Easy to grab a load. Easy to sell.
Totally untraceable.
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123. The other stuff's a bit more tricky.
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124. You don't look like a burglar.
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125. Sounds like a compliment.
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126. Are you interested now?
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127. Gloves.
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128. - People don't really do that, do they?
- You'd be surprised.
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129. Does that really work?
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130. Wait and see.
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131. Beginner's luck.
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132. See? Nobody home.
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133. Okay, first things first.
We need a bag.
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134. A bag?
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135. To carry the stuff in.
Why are you whispering?
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136. - Don't you have one of your own?
- Yeah, it's a big bag with "swag" written right across it.
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137. Ah, bingo.
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138. Okay. What do you fancy?
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139. - Nothing here of any value.
- You don't seem that concerned.
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140. - I don't do it for the money.
- Why do you do it?
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141. For the adrenaline. And because,
like you, I'm interested in people.
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142. You can tell a lot about people
from their stuff.
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143. - How old would you say these people are?
- Don't know.
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144. You can tell a lot from the futon, for a start.
Young people have futons.
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145. Most people wouldn't be
anywhere near 40 with a futon.
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146. And they've got one laundry bag,
which means...
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147. they're probably very used
to each other.
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148. - Probably about 25 over.
- They could be 20 and have been living together for years.
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149. Nah. No, look at the books.
They're college-educated.
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150. Probably graduated
when they were 21 or 22.
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151. Moved in together in the last year.
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152. You can tell more from the music.
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153. And here is the box.
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154. - What box?
- Everyone has a box.
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155. With men, it's usually a shoebox.
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156. - Are there valuables in it?
- No. More interesting, more personal.
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158. or trinkets from a Christmas cracker.
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159. See?
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160. Envelope, photo...
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161. little calling cards, notes.
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162. A sort of unconscious collection.
A display.
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163. - What do you mean, "display"?
- Well, display.
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164. Each thing tells something
very intimate about the people.
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165. We're very privileged to see it.
It's very rare.
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166. Hey, hey, hey, hey!
What the -
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167. What the hell'd you do that for?
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168. It's like a diary.
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169. They hide it, but actually they want
someone to see it. That's what I do.
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170. Concealment, display -
flip sides of the same coin.
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171. This way they know
that someone's seen it.
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172. That's what it's all about -
interrupting someone's life...
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173. making them see all the things
they took for granted.
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174. Like when they go back and buy
all this stuff from the shelves...
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175. with the insurance money,
they'll have to think...
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176. for the first time in a long time...
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177. why they wanted all this stuff,
what it's for.
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178. You take it away...
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179. and show them what they had.
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180. Saucy, eh?
Found these in the last flat.
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181. Think I'll just give them
something to chat about.
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182. - Why would you do that?
- She'll find them in his trousers and ask him what he's been doing.
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183. Yeah, but why would you want
to fuck up their relationship?
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184. Don't you listen?
You take it away...
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185. and show them what they had.
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186. - Fancy a drink?
- You've gotta be joking.
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187. Oh, don't be fooled
by the supermarket label.
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188. I seem to remember I've had this before,
and it was actually quite good.
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189. You'd have had a bit of difficulty
doing this with your gloves on.
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190. - So we actually gonna take anything?
- Anything your heart desires.
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191. Although that's not really the point, is it?
I mean, it's just work.
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192. I thought the whole point of burglary
was taking things.
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193. No, this is the point - breaking in,
entering someones life...
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194. finding out who they really are.
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195. I mean, don't you just feel it?
Standing here...
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196. drinking their wine -
people we'll never even meet.
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197. Would you like a drink?
I've got' some wine.
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198. - Holy f-
- Shh!
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199. - You startled us! Are you from the agency, or are you viewing like us?
- What are you doing in my flat?
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200. - Didn't the agent tell you we'd be here this afternoon?
- But we're not moving.
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201. You must be the man of the house.
Congratulations. You have a very nice home.
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202. - But we're not moving.
- Really?
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203. Oh, then I should check
with the agent then, love.
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204. Bye.
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205. Shit. We shouldn't have come up here.
We're gonna have to wait ages to get down.
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206. There's a way up here.
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207. Jesus Christ!
Do you think they believed you?
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208. Of course they didn't
fucking believe me.
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209. What the hell
do you think you were doing?
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210. - I caught them on the hop. We surprised them.
- How do you mean?
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211. That bloke wasn't her boyfriend.
Why do you think he didn't say anything?
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212. No, she was up to no good, and she was
probably glad we weren't her boyfriend.
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213. - You reckon'?
- Definitely. Why else would she be home...
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215. No, you just can't plan
for that kind of fucking shit.
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216. We were unlucky.
Don't worry about it. It won't happen again.
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217. - Yeah, well, I'm not so sure.
- Oh, yeah?
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218. Well, next time you can do
the fucking prep work.
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219. - No, no, I didn't mean -
- No, I mean it.
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221. for days, months, years, whatever.
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222. - It'll be the next place we hit.
- Yeah, all right.
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223. - Tell you what.
- What?
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224. I feel bad about pulling
the panty routine on that bloke.
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225. She's gonna give him loads of shit,
and she's the one fooling around.
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226. A beer, please.
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227. - Buy you a drink?
- Yeah.
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- Why is that?
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but sex is completely out of the question.
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232. - Still want to buy me that drink?
- No.
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234. Doing with a bald old cunt like that?
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235. It's a long story. And keep your voice down,
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237. My name's Daniel Lloyd.
My friends call me Danny.
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240. the kind that makes you feel like
everybody's out for their pound of flesh.
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241. Yeah.
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242. I've been having
quite a lot of days like that.
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243. - Say something to me.
- Like what?
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245. - Oh, I'm sorry. Lt just -
- Just came apart in your hands.
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246. - It did, actually.
- Yeah, I know. It was broken already.
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247. It's all right.
Somebody dropped it.
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250. I'll probably never get around to it.
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251. So take a seat.
Make yourself at home.
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252. - So about you and this bald guy, then.
- What about him?
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253. - Going out with him?
- Not exactly.
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254. But you and him have
something going.
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255. We used to go out with each other,
but that's been over for a long time.
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256. So why did you tell me
you were with him?
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257. To get rid of you.
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258. So why, when you agreed to have
a drink with me, did we have to come here?
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259. He still gets jealous, and, uh...
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260. - I didn't feel like going back to my place.
- Why not'?
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262. What's it feel like, being broken into?
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"What did they take?"
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264. I'm curious about the way people feel.
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267. " So?
" $0'?
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268. - So how'd it feel?
- Great.
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he's dangerous, is he?
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271. - Christ, you are a nosy bastard.
- Dangerous like how?
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272. Dangerous like
criminal-type dangerous.
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273. Dangerous like
"involved in bad things" type dangerous.
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274. - What sort of bad things?
- The usual.
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275. - Girls, drugs, magazines.
- Magazines?
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276. And films. Pornography.
And he owns a couple of clubs.
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- Yes.
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279. Took me a long time to realize
the kind of things he was capable of.
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281. Perhaps another time.
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283. ' Yeah?
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284. - It's me - Bill.
- What the fuck do you want?
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285. - Advice.
- On what?
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- What fucking job?
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287. - The job that I told you about.
- Not interested.
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288. Yeah, I know that.
I'm gonna do it myself.
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about protection.
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290. - "Protection"?
- Yeah. You know...
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stuff like that.
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292. Surprisingly enough, I thought
you might be able to give me some advice.
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293. Steel whip.
Nunchucks, they're all right.
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294. Tools are good - sharpened
screwdriver, hammer, chisel -
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295. - "Hammer"?
- Yeah. Medium size. Good rubber grip.
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296. It's very nasty. If you get a claw hammer,
you can pry doors with it.
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297. Slip it into the back
of your waistband, you're set.
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298. You still there?
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299. Why don't you get some of these,
for chrissake?
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300. - Where did you get them?
- Stole them from Middlesex Hospital.
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301. You can't buy them.
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302. Bin-fucking-go.
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I'll check out the stuff.
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304. - I got one.
- Oh, that's good.
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305. - May not need it, though. There's fuck-all here.
- Really?
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- It's fucking useless.
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why don't you start burgling?
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310. - Not much of a collection, and it's a bit personal.
- What do you mean?
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311. Not the stuff you'd play to your dinner
party guests to fill in gaps in conversation.
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312. - What sort of music's that?
- I don't know. Simply Red, Fleetwood Mac, that kind of shit.
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- Each to his own...
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314. but he's a sad fucker
with no social life.
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315. - Ooh. Nice machine.
- Maybe he's a writer.
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316. Nah. If he was a writer,
he'd have a word processor.
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317. This guy wants to be a writer,
and those are two totally separate things.
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318. - You checked this out?
- Uh-huh.
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319. - You watched him go to work? You saw his routine?
- Yeah.
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320. - What's his job?
- He works in a bank.
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322. - No, he's not.
- Look at the desk. He's unemployed.
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323. People who have jobs don't have
this fucking shit in their homes.
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or is a student...
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325. which means he could be back
any fucking second. What the fuck is that?
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326. I mean, you should recognize
the dole, boy. His fucking UB40!
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327. You fucking asshole! You didn't
check this out at all. We're going now.
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329. No, we're not.
I don't feel like scrounging off...
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no offense.
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I've checked out.
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I'll be down in just a minute.
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334. - Nice place.
- Thanks.
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you know, since...
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336. someone's been going through my stuff.
It's sort of creepy.
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338. Books, my camera, CDs.
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from my cupboard to take it away in.
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340. - Apparently that's pretty standard.
- Must be terrible, losing all that stuff.
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341. Insurance will cover most of it.
It's personal stuff that's worse.
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342. "Personal stuff"? Like what?
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343. They, um,
rifled through my underwear.
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344. Shit. Why would they do that?
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345. Come on. You know the kind of kinky,
voyeuristic shit men get into.
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346. No, I'm sorry.
I'm not into any of that.
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they took one of my earrings.
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348. The didn't take the pair, they just took one,
just to really fuck me off.
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the other one or something.
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350. Oh, no. I mean,
I had them on my dresser.
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and there was just one.
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352. - So you just wear the other one now.
- Gives me something to talk about.
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353. I'll, uh -
I'll go and get some clothes on.
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356. You haven't found a bag yet?
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357. - Is this her flat?
- Yeah. She's a fox.
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361. - You should take some of this stuff.
- No way.
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I'm gonna take some, though.
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363. Look at her. She's a babe.
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so many pictures of herself?
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366. I think she's a model.
She's certainly vain.
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368. Yeah, I guess
that covers the useful stuff.
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I think...
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372. - What is this place?
- Used to be offices.
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- Broke in, changed the locks.
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374. It's owned by one of those
management places, you know?
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375. They never come around, and if they do,
they'll just think they've mixed up their keys.
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376. Eventually they'll break in and change
the locks, but I'll be long gone by then.
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377. London's full of these dead spaces.
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378. Above restaurants or shops.
Whole buildings.
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- No, that's your job.
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we're ready to fence it.
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- Unless...
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and give me half of what you get.
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what to do with it.
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on that last place...
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385. but you've got to understand:
I won't let anybody put me at risk.
Copy !req
386. - Ifs dangerous enough already.
- Sure.
Copy !req
387. - An early supper, I think.
- I really can't afford it.
Copy !req
388. - It's covered.
- Yeah?
Copy !req
389. Okay.
Copy !req
390. Authentic, I don't know,
but I like it.
Copy !req
391. So you keep on coming in here?
Copy !req
392. - I know. I like it, but -
- Why, I don't know.
Copy !req
393. No, I do know why.
Copy !req
394. - Why?
- Well, because there's no windows...
Copy !req
395. and because it's dark, and nobody
can see you in the alcoves...
Copy !req
396. and so perhaps the bald guy
wouldn't come past.
Copy !req
397. - Maybe.
- Maybe. Maybe this is where you bring
Copy !req
398. all the guys you go out with,
because you know that he's...
Copy !req
399. not just gonna be walking by,
popping in.
Copy !req
400. - Maybe.
- Maybe, yeah.
Copy !req
401. I thought it was over
between you two.
Copy !req
402. It is.
Copy !req
403. S0 how come you still go
to basement bars, then...
Copy !req
404. so that you can't be seen by him?
Copy !req
405. - Because, as I've told you before -
- Because you're afraid of him, 'cause he's -
Copy !req
406. - Because he's dangerous.
- Dangerous.
Copy !req
407. Dangerous - How-How dangerous?
You keep on saying he's dangerous.
Copy !req
408. You never explain to me...
Copy !req
409. why you're so afraid of him.
Copy !req
410. Okay.
Copy !req
411. He came around to my flat...
Copy !req
412. with a couple of his associates...
Copy !req
413. and... I didn't really know
what all this was about...
Copy !req
414. until this other guy arrived...
Copy !req
415. who apparently owed them
some money.
Copy !req
416. They didn't like this very much,
so they got a hammer.
Copy !req
417. They held him down, and they smashed
every single one of his fingers.
Copy !req
418. And then they smashed his skull.
Copy !req
419. Someone get me
a tea towel or something.
Copy !req
420. You're joking with me.
Copy !req
421. No.
Copy !req
422. - You're not joking with me.
- Uh-uh.
Copy !req
423. This is why you don't
go out with him anymore.
Copy !req
424. No. No, no. That's because
he made a mess on my carpet.
Copy !req
425. That's not funny.
Copy !req
426. I know.
Copy !req
427. How on earth did you get
to fall in with somebody like this?
Copy !req
428. - Let's just change the subject, all right?
- He's not the sort of bloke I'd have thought you'd normally associate with.
Copy !req
429. - Come on.
- What were you doing? Were you...
Copy !req
430. "working" for him at the time?
Copy !req
431. That is none of your business.
Copy !req
432. I think you better find someone else
to start telling you little stories.
Copy !req
433. Oh, come on.
I was just joking.
Copy !req
434. Oh, Jesus fucking Christ!
Copy !req
435. Think, think, think, think, think, think.
Copy !req
436. You're developing a taste for it.
Copy !req
437. The violating, the voyeurism -
oh, it's definitely you.
Copy !req
438. - I think not.
- I think so.
Copy !req
439. And before long you'll have developed a taste
for all the things that go with the proceeds.
Copy !req
440. - Such as?
- Well, all this.
Copy !req
441. Do you make all your money
through burglary?
Copy !req
442. No, not all of it.
Copy !req
443. - In fact, you're gonna pay for this.
- I told you: I can't afford to.
Copy !req
444. Don't worry. It won't really be you.
It'll be D. Lloyd that pays for this.
Copy !req
445. I thought I'd give you the pleasure
of pretending to pay.
Copy !req
446. - What am I supposed to do with this?
- Sign it.
Copy !req
447. - "Sign it"?
- Sign it.
Copy !req
448. In your own handwriting.
Then you can do anything you want with it.
Copy !req
449. "D. Lloyd."
Copy !req
450. Don't you ever worry
about being caught?
Copy !req
451. Why else would I do it?
Besides, I'm not gonna get caught.
Copy !req
452. - What, you've thought it all through?
- I've thought it all through.
Copy !req
453. This is only the tip of the iceberg.
Copy !req
454. I will do things
that you don't even believe.
Copy !req
455. - Such as -
- Example:
Copy !req
456. Sometimes when I'm watching a flat,
I'll see that the owners...
Copy !req
457. are about to go on holiday.
Copy !req
458. I'll wait till they're gone,
then move in for a week or two.
Copy !req
459. You've got to be joking.
Copy !req
460. No. Happens a lot more
than you'd believe.
Copy !req
461. How do you know
when they're gonna be back?
Copy !req
462. It's almost always marked
on the kitchen calendar.
Copy !req
463. Christ.
Copy !req
464. Jesus fucking Christ!
Copy !req
465. - What's wrong'?
- The woman - from the first flat.
Copy !req
466. - The one we broke into. She just walked in.
- Are you sure?
Copy !req
467. - Yes, lam fucking sure.
- Is she with the same bloke?
Copy !req
468. - No.
- It's all right, then.
Copy !req
469. - What if she sees us?
- She's with her partner. She can't do anything.
Copy !req
470. I think that's
one hell of a chance to take.
Copy !req
471. What's she gonna say? We stole half
a bottle of indifferent red wine? Calm down.
Copy !req
472. - Do you mind if we skip dessert?
- Yes, I fucking mind.
Copy !req
473. - She's coming this way.
- She's going to the /00.
Copy !req
474. - She saw me.
- Oh, yeah?
Copy !req
475. She saw me. She recognizes us.
I think we should leave.
Copy !req
476. Okay.
Copy !req
477. We'll leave. Not that we've got
anything to worry about...
Copy !req
478. except for you making
a fucking twat out of yourself.
Copy !req
479. I really hate it when I don't get to finish
a good meal with a cup of coffee.
Copy !req
480. - Yeah, but -
- Don't fucking say it.
Copy !req
481. She got a second look at me.
She recognized me.
Copy !req
482. That sort of thing makes me nervous.
Copy !req
483. If you're so worried about your appearance,
why don't you change it?
Copy !req
484. You know, new haircut,
new set of clothes.
Copy !req
485. Your mother won't recognize you. Just
because you break into people's homes...
Copy !req
486. doesn't mean you have to look
like a fucking burglar.
Copy !req
487. "Everybody has a box."
Copy !req
488. - Yeah?
- Hello. It's Bill.
Copy !req
489. Oh, hello, Bill.
What can I do for you?
Copy !req
490. Not much. It's about the stuff.
Copy !req
491. What about the stuff?
Copy !req
492. I've, uh, met this guy.
Said he would fence most of it.
Copy !req
493. I thought I'd have a go myself,
like you said.
Copy !req
494. I don't reckon
I'll get as much as you could...
Copy !req
495. but, um, you'll have half
of whatever I get.
Copy !req
496. How does that sound?
Copy !req
497. Well, that sounds fine.
Anything else?
Copy !req
498. - Yeah, I took your advice.
- What advice?
Copy !req
499. About changing my appearance.
Got my hair cut. I'm all dressed up.
Copy !req
500. With no place to go.
Copy !req
501. God, Bill, I wasn't being
entirely serious about that, you know?
Copy !req
502. Yeah.
Copy !req
503. I just feel better this way.
Copy !req
504. - Safer, huh?
- Safer.
Copy !req
505. I'll give you a ring
when I get the money.
Copy !req
506. Right.
Copy !req
507. What was all that about?
Copy !req
508. You.
Copy !req
509. Your stuff, anyway.
He's gonna deal with it himself.
Copy !req
510. Meaning?
Copy !req
511. Meaning he took the bait,
and he's hooked.
Copy !req
512. He's gonna hang on to the stuff,
pretend to sell it, give me some money.
Copy !req
513. You may even get most of it back,
if you're lucky.
Copy !req
514. God, it's perfect.
The photos worked.
Copy !req
515. I even got him to cut his hair
and change his clothes.
Copy !req
516. So does that mean you'll tell me
where you hid my earring?
Copy !req
517. No.
Copy !req
518. And I wouldn't wait
for your panties either.
Copy !req
519. He's too embarrassed
to give those back to you.
Copy !req
520. Shit. And did you have
to break my window?
Copy !req
521. Couldn't you have found
a key or something?
Copy !req
522. No, that would've been
three spare keys in a row.
Copy !req
523. Even Bill's not going to fall for that.
Copy !req
524. God, it was so embarrassing
when we went to his place.
Copy !req
525. Right under the mat, just like I told him.
It's totally pathetic.
Copy !req
526. It was a new mat as well,
and I seriously think...
Copy !req
527. he bought this mat just so
he could put the key under it.
Copy !req
528. Fuck off.
Copy !req
529. How did you know it was me?
Copy !req
530. That could've been your mother
you just told to fuck off.
Copy !req
531. I meant it.
Copy !req
532. Oh, come on. Let me in.
I've come to apologize.
Copy !req
533. - So apologize.
- I haven't been entirely honest with you.
Copy !req
534. I'm doing a piece about burglaries.
Copy !req
535. What?
Copy !req
536. I'm writing about burglaries,
about a friend of mine...
Copy !req
537. who breaks into people's houses.
Copy !req
538. That's why I asked you
so many questions about your break-in.
Copy !req
539. I didn't tell you at the time 'cause
I didn't want to upset you too much.
Copy !req
540. He's been breaking in, and I've been -
I haven't stolen anything.
Copy !req
541. I just go along and...
see what happens.
Copy !req
542. Is that it?
Copy !req
543. Yes.
Copy !req
544. What's that got to do with anything?
Copy !req
545. Now I've been honest with you.
I want you to return the favor.
Copy !req
546. - I have been honest with you.
- You're still seeing the bald guy.
Copy !req
547. I was early the other day,
and I saw him leave.
Copy !req
548. - You said it was over.
- It is.
Copy !req
549. Then why are you still seeing him?
Copy !req
550. He's blackmailing me.
Copy !req
551. - He's rich. Why on earth would he -
- I didn't say anything about money.
Copy !req
552. - What's he blackmailing you with?
- Photos.
Copy !req
553. Of?
Copy !req
554. Of me.
Copy !req
555. - Don't ask me anything else. I'm not feeding your seedy little fantasies.
- You've got me all wrong, you know.
Copy !req
556. - Have I?
- Yes.
Copy !req
557. - Where are these pictures?
- In his office. Why?
Copy !req
558. - I could take them.
- How?
Copy !req
559. I could break in.
Me and this guy could do it.
Copy !req
560. There's got to be some valuable stuff
in his office, right?
Copy !req
561. - He sometimes keeps some money in his safe.
- We can't get into his safe.
Copy !req
562. - That's where the photos are.
- What?
Copy !req
563. They're in an envelope -
the negatives and some of the prints.
Copy !req
564. - We can't do that.
- I know the combination.
Copy !req
565. How?
Copy !req
566. I've seen him open it
loads of times.
Copy !req
567. I thought I might be able
to lift them myself.
Copy !req
568. That's what we'll do, then.
Copy !req
569. No one in their right minds
would steal from him.
Copy !req
570. If we don't get caught, it's not gonna
matter who it was we stole from...
Copy !req
571. and we're not going to get caught.
Copy !req
572. If you get them,
you won't look at the photos...
Copy !req
573. and you won't even look
in the envelope.
Copy !req
574. - Of course not.
- I've got your word on that?
Copy !req
575. You have my word.
Copy !req
576. - You're late.
- Sorry.
Copy !req
577. I thought you said
you were gonna fence it yourself.
Copy !req
578. I got rid of most of it.
Copy !req
579. It'll take me a couple days
to get rid of all this.
Copy !req
580. That's what I thought.
Copy !req
581. Is there something else
on your mind?
Copy !req
582. Yeah. I want to hit a place.
Copy !req
583. I've been scouting out
a couple places.
Copy !req
584. - A particular place. For some photos.
- "Photos"?
Copy !req
585. Yeah, for a friend.
Copy !req
586. - What's the place?
- The photos are in a safe, but I've got the combination.
Copy !req
587. Well, if it's for a friend,
where's the money in it?
Copy !req
588. Money's in the safe... probably.
Copy !req
589. "Probably." Whose office?
Copy !req
590. - A club owner. Pornographer type.
- Heavy?
Copy !req
591. Yeah, looks like it.
Copy !req
592. What the fuck's going on?
Copy !req
593. - I'm seeing someone.
- Who?
Copy !req
594. - The owner of that bag.
- What?
Copy !req
595. The woman whose house we hit,
the one with the pictures of herself.
Copy !req
596. Tell me you're fucking joking.
Copy !req
597. No.
Copy !req
598. I thought she looked interesting,
I followed her...
Copy !req
599. - we had a drink, and... now we're involved.
- Have you slept with her?
Copy !req
600. Yeah. We're gettin' on really well.
Copy !req
601. I wanted to give some of her stuff back
to her, but I thought that would mean -
Copy !req
602. You thought that would mean telling her
that you fucking robbed her!
Copy !req
603. How shrewd! I mean, how fucking
prudent of you not to tell her that!
Copy !req
604. That's a nice haircut, though.
Copy !req
605. Nice suit as well.
Copy !req
606. - Pity about the bloodstains on it.
- What blood-
Copy !req
607. You're on your own now.
Copy !req
608. Here.
Here's a present for you...
Copy !req
609. to get you started
on your new solo career.
Copy !req
610. [Coughing 1
Copy !req
611. - Did you have to beat him?
- Did you have to sleep with him?
Copy !req
612. - You told me to.
- I said you should if you had to...
Copy !req
613. but that's not really the same
as telling you to.
Copy !req
614. - Did you enjoy it?
- Did you enjoy beating him up?
Copy !req
615. Of course.
Copy !req
616. Look, I'm in deep shit.
This is going to work.
Copy !req
617. Do they really think
you're involved?
Copy !req
618. They've already had me in
for questioning, haven't they?
Copy !req
619. It's not gonna be long before they find
the guy who saw me leave and pull me in.
Copy !req
620. - Did he get a good look at you?
- No.
Copy !req
621. Which is why I think
this is gonna work.
Copy !req
622. All we need is someone
of roughly the same appearance...
Copy !req
623. roughly the same way of working,
and we should be fine.
Copy !req
624. Just tell them what really happened,
that you found her like that.
Copy !req
625. No, you wouldn't say that
if you saw what I saw.
Copy !req
626. No, I mean, this is horrible.
Copy !req
627. There's blood everywhere.
Copy !req
628. I mean, her head has been beaten.
She doesn't even look human anymore.
Copy !req
629. I mean, I'd been there a while.
Copy !req
630. I may have left traces, prints,
forensic shit. I don't know.
Copy !req
631. The point is, the body's fresh.
It hasn't been dead long.
Copy !req
632. Any witness might put me there
close enough to the time of death.
Copy !req
633. You just said the witness
didn't get a good look at you.
Copy !req
634. No, but that's not the point, is it?
Copy !req
635. A crime that brutal -
an old lady beaten to death.
Copy !req
636. If they even think it's me, they're gonna
try and pin it on me, aren't they?
Copy !req
637. No, we've got to have someone else.
I've even told them there's someone else.
Copy !req
638. - And if he's got an alibi?
- Well, he's a loner.
Copy !req
639. He's perfect.
Copy !req
640. Even strangers that have seen him before
aren't gonna recognize him...
Copy !req
641. because he's had his hair cut.
Copy !req
642. No, he's our man.
Copy !req
643. I've got it.
Copy !req
644. I've got to drop off
the fucking money first.
Copy !req
645. Money. Bundles of fucking money.
Copy !req
646. Ow!
Copy !req
647. Nothing. Nothing.
Copy !req
648. "Okay"?
Copy !req
649. "Okay"?
Copy !req
650. - I'll - I'll be around soon.
Copy !req
651. You promised me
you wouldn't open the envelope.
Copy !req
652. It wasn't sealed. They fell out.
Copy !req
653. - "They fell out."
- So are you gonna explain?
Copy !req
654. I mean, what was it? Was it all
just bullshit to get hold of the money?
Copy !req
655. There isn't usually any in there.
Copy !req
656. Well, what, then?
Copy !req
657. It was for a friend.
Copy !req
658. The police think he did something,
and he didn't...
Copy !req
659. so he needs a decoy,
another likely suspect.
Copy !req
660. Someone caught robbing a place using
the same way he does it, his methods.
Copy !req
661. "His methods"?
Copy !req
662. Who is the friend?
Copy !req
663. Cobb.
Copy !req
664. Broke into a place
a couple of weeks ago.
Copy !req
665. He found an old lady
bashed to death.
Copy !req
666. He ran off. Someone saw him.
Copy !req
667. Couple of days later, the police called him in
for questioning. They think he killed her.
Copy !req
668. He probably did.
Copy !req
669. No, he's a thief.
He's not a murderer.
Copy !req
670. So he told them
that they'd got him confused...
Copy !req
671. with another burglar he knew,
one who used the same MO.
Copy !req
672. Why me?
Copy !req
673. You set yourself up for it.
Copy !req
674. Cobb noticed you following him
days before he actually approached you.
Copy !req
675. Well, initially he thought
you were police...
Copy !req
676. - and then he followed you.
- He followed me?
Copy !req
677. He followed you
and realized you were just...
Copy !req
678. this sad little fucker
waiting to be used.
Copy !req
679. So you and Cobb just went for it.
Copy !req
680. How could you do this to me?
Copy !req
681. To anybody?
Copy !req
682. It's not that serious.
Copy !req
683. You've got the money.
You didn't kill the old lady.
Copy !req
684. You're just there to plant doubt
in the minds of the police.
Copy !req
685. They'll never charge you.
Copy !req
686. You were supposed to get caught
tonight breaking in.
Copy !req
687. They'd pull you in, ask you about the old lady,
and you wouldn't know anything.
Copy !req
688. They could still have charged me
for breaking and entering.
Copy !req
689. But you did break and enter.
Copy !req
690. And for whatever reason,
you didn't get caught red-handed.
Copy !req
691. He came in. He went down.
Copy !req
692. I didn't hang around long enough
to find out whether he could get up.
Copy !req
693. It's his blood on my hammer.
Copy !req
694. How could you do this to me?
Copy !req
695. It's nothing personal.
Copy !req
696. When I began this,
I didn't even know you.
Copy !req
697. - I'm going to the police in the morning.
- You can't.
Copy !req
698. I'm going,
and I'm gonna tell them everything.
Copy !req
699. You can't,
'cause they won't believe you.
Copy !req
700. I'm gonna tell them everything.
They'll believe me because it's the truth.
Copy !req
701. - Not if you haven't got someone to back up your story.
- You could.
Copy !req
702. I won't.
Copy !req
703. They'll make you, because your lies
won't stand up to the truth.
Copy !req
704. I wouldn't do this if I were you.
Copy !req
705. That's it.
Copy !req
706. I mean, if you've got
any questions, then -
Copy !req
707. One or two.
Copy !req
708. You see, we don't actually have
any unsolved murders of old ladies...
Copy !req
709. - at the present.
- You must have.
Copy !req
710. There's no such ongoing investigation.
Copy !req
711. And we don't know
this Mr. Cobb of yours.
Copy !req
712. I warned you
he'd look in the envelope.
Copy !req
713. He gave me his word.
I believed him.
Copy !req
714. It's nothing personal.
He couldn't help it.
Copy !req
715. I mean, he's a born peeper.
Copy !req
716. Anyway, down to business.
Copy !req
717. "Business"?
Copy !req
718. Perhaps there's...
Copy !req
719. something else
you'd like to tell me, hmm?
Copy !req
720. Anything.
Copy !req
721. - Where's the hammer?
- It's in that bag.
Copy !req
722. What are you gonna do with it?
Copy !req
723. The old man was very specific
about how I should do things.
Copy !req
724. What's the old man
got to say about it?
Copy !req
725. Well, he is letting me keep
all the money from his safe.
Copy !req
726. Anything at all.
Copy !req
727. Your side of things.
Copy !req
728. He says your demands
have become too unreasonable.
Copy !req
729. You've become too greedy
in your blackmail.
Copy !req
730. He said something
about you being a witness...
Copy !req
731. to an incident
that happened in this very room.
Copy !req
732. He was very precise about exactly
how and where I should take care of things.
Copy !req
733. Something about
a bloodstained carpet...
Copy !req
734. that you've got stashed away
to back up your story...
Copy !req
735. should it ever be told.
Copy !req
736. Did you talk to her?
Copy !req
737. We found her this morning.
Copy !req
738. What do you mean, "found her"?
Copy !req
739. Her body.
Copy !req
740. We also found a hammer
with two types of blood on it.
Copy !req
741. One type I assume will match
the bloke you put in hospital.
Copy !req
742. All her fingers were smashed.
Copy !req
743. You must have tortured her
to get the combination.
Copy !req
744. I didn't touch her!
Copy !req
745. We also found
some interesting items in your flat...
Copy !req
746. in this shoebox under your bed.
Copy !req
747. Among various items reported missing
by the deceased last week, we found...
Copy !req
748. these pairs of ladies' underwear.
Copy !req
749. Are they hers?
Copy !req
750. I assume so,
since we found them stashed...
Copy !req
751. with these passport-style
photographs of the deceased.
Copy !req
752. We also found this pearl earring...
Copy !req
753. which exactly matched...
Copy !req
754. the one worn by the deceased
at the time of her death.
Copy !req
755. - A little trophy?
- No.
Copy !req
756. It was Cobb who planted it
when we turned over her place.
Copy !req
757. Go and collar him.
I gave you his address.
Copy !req
758. We checked the address you gave us.
There's no Cobb there.
Copy !req
759. The flat belongs to a Mr...
Copy !req
760. D. Lloyd.
Copy !req
761. He's just returned from holiday...
Copy !req
762. and he told us that while he was away,
his flat had been burgled.
Copy !req
763. Not much was missing...
Copy !req
764. but his new credit card
hasn't yet arrived.
Copy !req
765. Well, that was Cobb.
We used it to...
Copy !req
766. pay for a meal in a restaurant.
Copy !req
767. We found this at your flat.
Copy !req
768. It was Cobb...
Copy !req
769. who stole it.
Copy !req
770. Is that your handwriting?
Copy !req
771. Yes.
Copy !req