1. Car's here!Copy !req
2. It's 9:00 already!
We're going to miss our flight!Copy !req
3. - Traveler's checks, passports.
- Do you have the tickets, darling?Copy !req
4. - Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?
- Oops.Copy !req
5. I know we've forgotten something.
I just know we've forgotten something.Copy !req
6. Roddy, where are you?Copy !req
7. We'll be back in a few days,
so here's enough food for you.Copy !req
8. Here's a little more.Copy !req
9. - Tabitha?
- Here's a little more.Copy !req
10. I hope you're not overfeeding him.Copy !req
11. Of course not, Mum.Copy !req
12. - Come on, Tabitha!
- Bye, Roddy.Copy !req
13. We don't want to miss our holiday.Copy !req
14. I'm coming, I'm coming!Copy !req
15. When the cat's away...Copy !req
16. the mice will play!Copy !req
17. The holiday starts now, everyone!Copy !req
18. Music, maestro!Copy !req
19. Hey, what are you all standing around for?Copy !req
20. Got a big day planned!Copy !req
21. Let's go, people! Chop-chop!Copy !req
22. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.Copy !req
23. Nope. Nope. Nope.Copy !req
24. Buckle up, everyone.Copy !req
25. Fore!Copy !req
26. Oops. Sorry.Copy !req
27. Game point. Service!Copy !req
28. We win! We win, team! We win!Copy !req
29. Perfect.Copy !req
30. Having a good time, darling?Copy !req
31. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
32. See you tomorrow.Copy !req
33. Good night!Copy !req
34. Good night! Good night!Copy !req
35. Yeah, well. Good night then, Roddy.Copy !req
36. What was that?Copy !req
37. Who's there?Copy !req
38. Wake up. I think there's
someone in the house.Copy !req
39. Sarge, wake up!Copy !req
40. Approaching enemy lines.Copy !req
41. - I'm armed and ready.
- At ease, soldier.Copy !req
42. Give up your weapons of mass destruction.Copy !req
43. - Shh! Shush!
- Come get me, enemy of freedom!Copy !req
44. - Stop it. That's enough! Shush.
- I'm armed and ready.Copy !req
45. Tell Mom I... love... her.Copy !req
46. What?Copy !req
47. They do not, repeat, not,
have food like this in the sewer.Copy !req
48. A sewer rat! Who... What...
How did you get here?Copy !req
49. I don't know. One minute I'm in the pub.Copy !req
50. Next thing you know, whoosh!Copy !req
51. It's a burst water main!
Off I go, shooting up the pipes.Copy !req
52. And, well, here I am.Copy !req
53. I have a plunger.
We can shoot you right back.Copy !req
54. - Do you like seafood?
- Can I call you a cab?Copy !req
55. Bleahh! See? Food! Get it?Copy !req
56. Have you got a TV?Copy !req
57. - Well, yes, but...
- Say no more!Copy !req
58. No, no, no, no. Leave that.Copy !req
59. - Geronimo!
- No, no!Copy !req
60. No, don't... touch anything.Copy !req
61. Would you look at the size
of that monster?Copy !req
62. Careful, mate.Copy !req
63. Those aren't chocolate buttons.Copy !req
64. It's the match of the century!Copy !req
65. The Cup final!Copy !req
66. The FIFA World Cup Final!Copy !req
67. - England. Germany.
- Yes! Boo!Copy !req
68. Live this Sunday. Be there.Copy !req
69. This place is great!
I'm staying here forever!Copy !req
70. What?Copy !req
71. Game point. Service!Copy !req
72. We win, we win! You lose! In your face!Copy !req
73. - Huh?
- Right, my friend.Copy !req
74. You don't belong here.
I'm afraid it's time for you to leave.Copy !req
75. I would not do that if I was you, pal.Copy !req
76. Let me lay this out for you.
This place is mine now.Copy !req
77. Sid says, "Jump," you say, "How high?"Copy !req
78. Hey! Comprende?Copy !req
79. Fetch us some Pop-Tarts
from the kitchen, Jeeves.Copy !req
80. - Oh, and be snappy about it.
- Um...Copy !req
81. Yes, sir. Right away, sir.Copy !req
82. That's more like it.Copy !req
83. But before breakfast is served, um...Copy !req
84. perhaps sir would care
to take a whirl in the Jacuzzi.Copy !req
85. A Jacuzzi?Copy !req
86. You know what you are? You're a real gent.Copy !req
87. Well, after a hard day of
navigating sewer pipes,Copy !req
88. there's nothing better than relaxing
in a Jacuzzi whirlpool bath.Copy !req
89. That looks so inviting.Copy !req
90. Yes, yes. The water looks perfect!Copy !req
91. Now you hop in, and I'll press this lever
to get the bubbles going.Copy !req
92. Right. In we go!Copy !req
93. Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
94. I know we got off
on the wrong foot before, right?Copy !req
95. But, you know, I really think
we're gonna get along, don't you?Copy !req
96. Swimmingly.Copy !req
97. Be seeing you, my friend.Copy !req
98. You plonker!Copy !req
99. You think I don't know
a toilet when I see one?Copy !req
100. You were going to flush me down the loo.Copy !req
101. No, no, no! It's a big Jacuzzi!
Deluxe model!Copy !req
102. Then you won't mind
if I get the bubbles going, will ya?Copy !req
103. No! Not the lever!
Have mercy! No, I can't swim!Copy !req
104. Bon voyage, me old cream cracker!Copy !req
105. - Hold your nose!
- Stop! You can't do this!Copy !req
106. You were going to try and flush me.
Let's see how you like it.Copy !req
107. Have you seen my dad?Copy !req
108. Oh! No! No!Copy !req
109. Oh, no, I can't swim!Copy !req
110. I can't swim! I can't...Copy !req
111. swim.Copy !req
112. I'm... in... the sewer!Copy !req
113. No!Copy !req
114. Hello?Copy !req
115. Help?Copy !req
116. I'm gonna open my eyes
and I'm gonna be home.Copy !req
117. This is all a bad dream.Copy !req
118. Oh, I'm not home! I wanna go home!Copy !req
119. Shush! Stop it. Stop it. Roddy!Copy !req
120. Stop it, I want to go home!Copy !req
121. Pull yourself together!
I can't. I'm frightened.Copy !req
122. Stop it, stop it, stop it!Copy !req
123. All right, Roddy, old man,Copy !req
124. you can get yourself out
of here, and you will.Copy !req
125. Never forget,Copy !req
126. the blood of the courageous
St. James clan flows through your veins.Copy !req
127. A way out! Yes!Copy !req
128. Hey! That-a took me three years to draw!Copy !req
129. I'm terribly sorry. Three years?Copy !req
130. I just-a finished it this morning!Copy !req
131. Three years?Copy !req
132. Good grief!Copy !req
133. - What is this place?
- Hold the bus!Copy !req
134. Feed the flies! Tuppence a bag!Copy !req
135. It's a real city! Ah!Copy !req
136. My smalls!Copy !req
137. - Is it a bird?
- Is it a plane?Copy !req
138. Is that guy wearing my underpants?Copy !req
139. Make him move, honey.Copy !req
140. Boy, you've got a face like a frying pan!Copy !req
141. - Come on, honey!
- I don't think he speaks English.Copy !req
142. Hey, he moved! Did you get it?Copy !req
143. Got it.Copy !req
144. - Good.
- Oh, sorry, sorry.Copy !req
145. It's coming!Copy !req
146. What? Where? Who?Copy !req
147. The Great Flood!Copy !req
148. Those floodgates won't hold
forever, you know!Copy !req
149. We're doomed!Copy !req
150. You think you can back
away from the truth!Copy !req
151. 'Ello, hello, hello. What's all this then?Copy !req
152. Oh, thank heavens! A policeman!Copy !req
153. This wacko has been chasing after me!Copy !req
154. - Morning, Harold.
- Morning, Collin. How are you?Copy !req
155. I can't complain.Copy !req
156. Keep an eye on this one.
He's a bit of a loony.Copy !req
157. - What? Me?
- We're doomed, I tell you!Copy !req
158. - Are you kidding me?
- Right.Copy !req
159. Let's give you a police escort home, then.Copy !req
160. Oh, great! Um...Copy !req
161. I live in Kensington.
Up there. The surface.Copy !req
162. Up Top? Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
163. The humans don't like our sort.Copy !req
164. Speak for yourself.
They like me very much up there.Copy !req
165. Oh, I don't like your attitude.Copy !req
166. I've got my eye on you, sunshine.Copy !req
167. Ooh! Ooh, hot, hot, hot!Copy !req
168. So... You're trying
to get Up Top, me hearty?Copy !req
169. Yes.Copy !req
170. There's one person 'round here
might be able to help you.Copy !req
171. - Might.
- Really?Copy !req
172. Shady customer.
The captain of the Jammy Dodger.Copy !req
173. - If you can find it.
- I know where it is!Copy !req
174. And remember,
the name of the boat's the Jammy Dodger.Copy !req
175. Uh, thanks for bringing me this far.Copy !req
176. You're welcome.Copy !req
177. See ya!Copy !req
178. Beware. Beware.Copy !req
179. Hello?Copy !req
180. Uh, permission to come aboard?Copy !req
181. Ahoy there?Copy !req
182. Sorry. I didn't mean to intrude,
Mr. Captain Skipper Thingy.Copy !req
183. Hey! That's Miss Captain
Skipper Thingy to you.Copy !req
184. - Oops.
- What are you doing on my boat?Copy !req
185. Look, I've had a really bad day
and I just need your help.Copy !req
186. See, I've been thrown out of my home,
I've been flushed down my toilet.Copy !req
187. Thank you, too much information.
I've got my own problems, mate.Copy !req
188. She's around here somewhere!Copy !req
189. Stay down. And keep quiet.Copy !req
190. Why? Who are we hiding from?Copy !req
191. I said quiet! There's rats
after me who'd like to kill me.Copy !req
192. Well, I'll contain my amazement.Copy !req
193. All right, all right. Quiet as a mouse.Copy !req
194. Over there!Copy !req
195. You idiot!Copy !req
196. Sorry about that.Copy !req
197. Uh, I'll be off then.Copy !req
198. Oh, sorry. Ah!Copy !req
199. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
200. Sorry!Copy !req
201. We can't let her get away!Copy !req
202. Come on, Jammy, me old mate,
don't do this to me!Copy !req
203. - Come on.
- Get her.Copy !req
204. Let me go, you pink-eyed freak!Copy !req
205. I'm upset now.Copy !req
206. Whatever's going on here,
I swear, I'm not involved.Copy !req
207. I'm an innocent bystander!Copy !req
208. Rita, Rita, Rita!Copy !req
209. You thought you could give us the slip.Copy !req
210. What you looking at?
Keep still! Come on, then!Copy !req
211. Right!Copy !req
212. Who have we got here?Copy !req
213. I believe he said his name
was Millicent Bystander.Copy !req
214. - Millicent!
- Actually, no—Copy !req
215. Now, then, where's the ruby, Rita?Copy !req
216. The boss wants it back.Copy !req
217. I don't have your stupid ruby.Copy !req
218. Okay, are we going to do it
the easy way...Copy !req
219. or the hard way?Copy !req
220. Oh, I think we should do it
the easy way, don't you, Spike?Copy !req
221. All right. Check the tin.Copy !req
222. Good girl.Copy !req
223. See, Whitey, this is how I do it.Copy !req
224. Watch and learn, my son. Watch and...Copy !req
225. Was it in there?Copy !req
226. Right! Rip it up, lads!Copy !req
227. Hey, you get your
filthy paws off my stuff!Copy !req
228. It's in here somewhere.
I can feel it in me guts!Copy !req
229. That'll be last night's curry, Spike.Copy !req
230. I'm the same.
I got a bum like a Japanese flag.Copy !req
231. Will you please tell them
I'm not involved in this?Copy !req
232. - Nothing here.
- Fine.Copy !req
233. All right, all right, listen up.Copy !req
234. This gentleman, he's not from around here.Copy !req
235. - Thank you.
- Just look how nicely he's dressed.Copy !req
236. - Oh, thank you.
- And why?Copy !req
237. Because he's an international jewel thief!Copy !req
238. - Precisely. What? No, no!
- He stole the ruby from me!Copy !req
239. - If you just put me down.
- No, she's lying!Copy !req
240. All right, all right!
It's time to bring out...Copy !req
241. the Persuader.Copy !req
242. Your choice, mate.
You can talk now or you can talk later.Copy !req
243. Ain't that right, Persuader?Copy !req
244. Yeah, in a much higher voice!Copy !req
245. The Persuader's alive, Spike!Copy !req
246. You'll be singing like a tea kettle.Copy !req
247. Good one, Persuader.Copy !req
248. I don't even know her!
I don't know anything about anything!Copy !req
249. Careful, miss. You'll injure yourself.Copy !req
250. Oh! I know where it is!Copy !req
251. - I know where it is!
- Come on, then. Spit it out!Copy !req
252. Don't you dare!Copy !req
253. Look at her bottom.
I mean, is it me, or is it oddly shaped?Copy !req
254. You little snitch.Copy !req
255. The booty's in the booty.Copy !req
256. Thanks, mate! The boss is
gonna be so happy with us.Copy !req
257. You're toast.Copy !req
258. So you're from Up Top, eh?Copy !req
259. I used to work in a laboratory Up Top.Copy !req
260. Yeah. Big shampoo job.Copy !req
261. I was dark grey when we started.
Yeah.Copy !req
262. Still, it cleared up me dandruff.Copy !req
263. The World Cup has become the
most popular sporting event in the world.Copy !req
264. Are you there, boss? We're back.Copy !req
265. plays Germany in the final.Copy !req
266. I've got it, boss.Copy !req
267. The ruby. I found it.Copy !req
268. Well, technically, Spike,
it was Millicent that found it.Copy !req
269. Um, actually, the name's Roddy.Copy !req
270. And, and, in exchange for my assistance,
I was hoping you might...Copy !req
271. Uh, you might help me
out of the pickle I'm in.Copy !req
272. Hello, Rita.Copy !req
273. Hello, handsome.Copy !req
274. And who is this?
Is your new boyfriend a waiter?Copy !req
275. - Boyfriend?
- Waiter?Copy !req
276. The prize returns to me.Copy !req
277. Did you imagine that
I would let you steal it from me?Copy !req
278. What? That jewel belongs
to my father, and you know it!Copy !req
279. Your father?Copy !req
280. A good-for-nothing scavenger,
just like his daughter!Copy !req
281. Uh, excuse me.Copy !req
282. Actually, I'm the one
that found your ruby.Copy !req
283. So... you... um...Copy !req
284. Perhaps you'd be generous enough
to repay the favor and help me get home.Copy !req
285. Help me!Copy !req
286. Dispose of them.Copy !req
287. No, no, no, please!Copy !req
288. I just want to get home to Kensington!Copy !req
289. Kensington? The Royal Borough?Copy !req
290. - Up Top?
- Uh, yes. Up Top.Copy !req
291. Huzzah! A man of quality!Copy !req
292. Finally, somebody gets it.Copy !req
293. Come, let me show you
my private collection.Copy !req
294. I know you'll find it diverting.Copy !req
295. My shrine to beauty.Copy !req
296. Works of high art crafted in tribute
to our beloved Royal Family.Copy !req
297. Victoria's bust, wrought in porcelain.Copy !req
298. - Classy!
- Quite lifelike, wouldn't you say?Copy !req
299. It's as if she were here.Copy !req
300. Mmm. Smooth to the touch.Copy !req
301. Easy, tiger.Copy !req
302. But come! Let us restore the heart
and highlight of my collection...Copy !req
303. this ruby. Fallen from
the very brow of ancient kings.Copy !req
304. A true crown jewel!Copy !req
305. Well, what do you think?Copy !req
306. He's a madman! Run away!Copy !req
307. Pardon me. My fly's undone.Copy !req
308. Well, your ruby
certainly is a biggie.Copy !req
309. Indeed.Copy !req
310. How did it ever find me,
here in the underbelly of the world?Copy !req
311. In this dark, low place.Copy !req
312. Yes, speaking of which,
I'd love to see more of your collection.Copy !req
313. It's very amusing, but I do—Copy !req
314. "Amusing"?Copy !req
315. Didn't you say I'd find it amusing?Copy !req
316. I said you'd find it diverting,
not amusing!Copy !req
317. Ah, well, when I said "amusing"
I really meant it in the senseCopy !req
318. of the ancient Greek muse,
the goddess of inspiration.Copy !req
319. Muse.Copy !req
320. Smashing.Copy !req
321. Oh, heaven help me!Copy !req
322. Ice him! Ice them both!Copy !req
323. Let's see if there's
anything good in the fridge.Copy !req
324. Former enemies, one and all.Copy !req
325. A catalogue of thieves,
double-crossers, and do-gooders.Copy !req
326. Prepare to meet your maker.Copy !req
327. Your ice maker.Copy !req
328. Makes me laugh
every time, that one.Copy !req
329. Shut that door.Copy !req
330. Liquid nitrogen!
That will freeze us instantly!Copy !req
331. There's a paper clip in my back pocket.
See if you can get it.Copy !req
332. In the pocket, in the pocket!Copy !req
333. Blimey, it's cold.Copy !req
334. That's why I wore me mittens.Copy !req
335. Huh? Hit men don't wear mittens!Copy !req
336. Take them off! You're embarrassing me.Copy !req
337. Well, it's all right for you.
You've got little hands.Copy !req
338. - Got it!
- They don't get as cold.Copy !req
339. - I ain't got little hands!
- Yeah, you have.Copy !req
340. You've got lady's hands.Copy !req
341. Well, they might be small,
but they're lethal weapons, these.Copy !req
342. You've got your mother's hands.Copy !req
343. Right. Put your hands together.Copy !req
344. You could have wiped your feet.Copy !req
345. - Stop squirming!
- Oh!Copy !req
346. Goodbye, vermin.Copy !req
347. Now, let me see the latest
addition to my cubist collection.Copy !req
348. - What? Impossible!
- Oi! Kermit!Copy !req
349. The prize returns to me!Copy !req
350. You big, fat, slimy airbag!Copy !req
351. After them!Copy !req
352. Why are you stopping?
Don't we have a plan?Copy !req
353. "We"? Who's "we"?Copy !req
354. Wait, wait, wait.
You can't just leave me here!Copy !req
355. Faster, you idiots! They're escaping!Copy !req
356. No! Not the master cable!Copy !req
357. - We have a plan?
- Put that back!Copy !req
358. Wait, wait!
That will never hold both of us.Copy !req
359. You're right. Toodle-oo.Copy !req
360. No, no, wait!Copy !req
361. F-f-f-freeze!Copy !req
362. Oh, no!Copy !req
363. No, no, no, no, don't break!Copy !req
364. There are things I want to do,
sights I want to see!Copy !req
365. - That wasn't on the list.
- Aah! Hey!Copy !req
366. Do something!Copy !req
367. Keep your legs straight
when you hit the water!Copy !req
368. - I kept me legs straight, Spike.
- Ow.Copy !req
369. Oh, good grief, that's high.Copy !req
370. Quite high. Rather high.
So very, very high.Copy !req
371. Hmm. Yeah.Copy !req
372. Cool.Copy !req
373. See ya!Copy !req
374. Oh... If she can do it...Copy !req
375. Here goes.Copy !req
376. Ah. Ah! No!Copy !req
377. And gently down.Copy !req
378. - My ball, too.
- It's my ball, too!Copy !req
379. - It's my ball, too!
- Rita? Rita!Copy !req
380. Oh, where is she? Rita!Copy !req
381. - Ah!
- Target's at twelve o'clock!Copy !req
382. Oh, come on!Copy !req
383. Careful, Whitey. That's a banana skin.Copy !req
384. - Rita!
- Whew. Over there!Copy !req
385. You look pretty ridiculous now, Millicent.Copy !req
386. Keep your legs straight!Copy !req
387. What are you, some kind of rat boomerang?Copy !req
388. - Give me back my ruby!
- I haven't got your ruby!Copy !req
389. Okay. Well, now I've got your ruby.Copy !req
390. Please be careful.Copy !req
391. That ruby means a lot to me.
It's priceless!Copy !req
392. Hold on.Copy !req
393. It's a fake.Copy !req
394. No, it's blooming not. It's real!Copy !req
395. No, no, no, look, it's just glass.Copy !req
396. - It's real!
- Fake.Copy !req
397. - Real! Real!
- Fake. Fake.Copy !req
398. - Real!
- Fake.Copy !req
399. - Real, real.
- Fake, fake.Copy !req
400. - Real!
- Look, look, look, look.Copy !req
401. You can tell. Watch this.Copy !req
402. There, you see?
I mean, you can't break a real ruby.Copy !req
403. Right. I probably
shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
404. Uh, but look on the bright side.
I've saved your neck.Copy !req
405. I mean, once The Toad knows it's
worthless, he'll stop chasing you for it.Copy !req
406. Roddy St. James saves the day.Copy !req
407. Good grief!Copy !req
408. You try to do somebody
a favor, and they... Ow!Copy !req
409. A favor? That ruby was from
Queen Elizabeth's crown!Copy !req
410. It fell down the drain
of Buckingham Palace!Copy !req
411. Well, maybe the Queen wears fake jewelry.Copy !req
412. Keep still!Copy !req
413. Can we just talk about this?Copy !req
414. Real or not, that ruby
was gonna change my life!Copy !req
415. Han Chin Chinese takeout.Copy !req
416. Yes, I'm being attacked by a madwoman.
She's got crayons!Copy !req
417. - One chicken chow mein. With wonton?
- No, crayons!Copy !req
418. No wonton! You want rice?
Fried or white?Copy !req
419. - Um, fried. No, wait!
- You want wonton or what?Copy !req
420. Uh, cancel that order.Copy !req
421. - Rita?
- Just go away, please.Copy !req
422. - I'm sorry.
- Sorry?Copy !req
423. Me and my dad worked
these drains for years.Copy !req
424. He broke every bone in his body
trying to get that ruby.Copy !req
425. It was going to be
the answer to all our prayers.Copy !req
426. And now, it turns out
it was a stupid fake.Copy !req
427. Well...Copy !req
428. Maybe I can make it up to you.Copy !req
429. - Get stuffed.
- No, no, no, I mean it.Copy !req
430. See, back at my place, we've got a jewelry
box crammed with rubies and diamonds.Copy !req
431. Real ones. So...Copy !req
432. All you have to do is get me home
to Kensington...Copy !req
433. and I'll make you rich
beyond your wildest dreams.Copy !req
434. How do I know this ain't
just a load of old rubbish?Copy !req
435. Well, I suppose you'll
just have to trust me.Copy !req
436. I must be out of my mind.Copy !req
437. All right. You've got yourself a deal.Copy !req
438. Go on. You too.Copy !req
439. Your own hand.Copy !req
440. Where are those idiots?Copy !req
441. It's so hard to get
good help these days, my boys.Copy !req
442. Yes, that's right.
Oh, come on out, my lovelies.Copy !req
443. Cheer your old dad up.Copy !req
444. Poor Daddy, surrounded by filthy rats
in this joyless, sunless void!Copy !req
445. But don't worry, little men.Copy !req
446. Daddy will get rid of them all! He will.Copy !req
447. They'll all be deady-weady.Copy !req
448. Did you find it?Copy !req
449. - Huh?
- Ach! Did you find it?Copy !req
450. Ah... well, we got most of it, boss.Copy !req
451. Forget the ruby!
It's the master cable that I want.Copy !req
452. The one that grubby creature Rita took.Copy !req
453. - Without it, my plan is ruined!
- Ow.Copy !req
454. Oh, okay, chief. Yeah.
Forget the ruby. Ruby's gone.Copy !req
455. Yeah, see? You see? Moving on.
We are now your cable guys.Copy !req
456. Focused. Cable-centric, boss.Copy !req
457. You need to be back in time
for the World Cup Final.Copy !req
458. Oh, great! Are we watching
the game together, boss?Copy !req
459. Just get the cable!Copy !req
460. Keep your legs straight!Copy !req
461. Should we be stopping
with all those goons on our tail?Copy !req
462. We aren't gonna get far
without a map, are we?Copy !req
463. - Is that a house?
- Yes, and it's very dangerous.Copy !req
464. So...Copy !req
465. why don't you wait here?Copy !req
466. Waiting here. Excellent idea.Copy !req
467. Watch out for the piranha.Copy !req
468. Rita!Copy !req
469. Here you go, Annie. For you, too, Shamus.Copy !req
470. Mimi, get your finger
out of your nose. Fergus.Copy !req
471. - Yes, Jojo, no biting.
- That is wild good!Copy !req
472. Rita!Copy !req
473. Rita's back!Copy !req
474. - Oh, Rita!
- Mum! Oh, Mum.Copy !req
475. Thank goodness you're safe.Copy !req
476. Rita!Copy !req
477. - Hello, Dad.
- Give us a hug, girl!Copy !req
478. Oi, Mum, there's a peeping Tom outside!Copy !req
479. Tom? Ohh, it's Tom Jones!Copy !req
480. Mother, it's not Tom Jones.Copy !req
481. That's just my passenger.Copy !req
482. - Oh, he's very good-looking.
- He is not coming in.Copy !req
483. Soup's on!Copy !req
484. It's lovely. Thanks, Mum.Copy !req
485. So how long have you been
Rita's boyfriend?Copy !req
486. He is not my boyfriend.Copy !req
487. So, are you gonna make
an honest woman of my daughter?Copy !req
488. Dad!Copy !req
489. Well, we were thinking of a spring
wedding, weren't we, cream puff?Copy !req
490. Look, I just want
all of you to know he's—Copy !req
491. Tom Jones!Copy !req
492. So your name is "Roddy," is that right?Copy !req
493. Yes, that's right. Roddy St. James.Copy !req
494. What a beautiful name.Copy !req
495. - Hi, Roddy.
- And who might you be, little chap?Copy !req
496. - They call me Shocky.
- And why do they call you that?Copy !req
497. Shocky!Copy !req
498. Yes! Got it.Copy !req
499. Rita, where are you taking
this handsome young man, then, eh?Copy !req
500. Well... Actually, that's
why I need your maps, Dad.Copy !req
501. Because he's from, uh...Copy !req
502. Up Top.Copy !req
503. Kitchen. Now.Copy !req
504. Oh, sing us a song, Tom!Copy !req
505. I'm not saying it isn't risky.Copy !req
506. Yeah, but it's impossible, Rita.Copy !req
507. No one's ever got past
the rapids at Hyde Park.Copy !req
508. - Once the current gets you—
- Dad, Dad! He's gonna pay us.Copy !req
509. For the last time,
we don't need the money!Copy !req
510. A new stove might be nice.Copy !req
511. Go, Tom! Go!Copy !req
512. Sing to my heart!Copy !req
513. You hop down, you.
Get off, come here.Copy !req
514. - Oh, yes!
- Huge undies. Whoo!Copy !req
515. Psst! Rita!Copy !req
516. It's okay. It's me, Liam.
Quick, in the kitchen.Copy !req
517. Look at those moves!
I love you, Tom!Copy !req
518. This bloke isn't who he says he is.Copy !req
519. His real name is Millicent Bystander.
He's an international jewel thief.Copy !req
520. A mastermind, a super-criminal.Copy !req
521. Looks like he crossed The Toad
and got away with it.Copy !req
522. He's dangerous man, but I'm a thinker.
I've got a plan.Copy !req
523. More! More!Copy !req
524. - That was brilliant!
- Oh, it was nothing.Copy !req
525. - So you're from Up Top?
- Yes.Copy !req
526. - I've met one of your lot before.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
527. Used to be some old lady's pet.Copy !req
528. That's nice.Copy !req
529. Terribly lonely for him, though.
He had no one to talk to.Copy !req
530. No one to cuddle with!Copy !req
531. - No one to shocky.
- Well, that's no life, is it?Copy !req
532. Oh, I'd better get these dishes started.Copy !req
533. Oh, please, permit me.Copy !req
534. Oh, you're such a gentleman!Copy !req
535. Great! So I hand Roddy over
to The Toad and claim the reward.Copy !req
536. Then we're all sitting pretty
for the rest of our lives.Copy !req
537. - Is that the idea?
- The Toad'll pay a fortune for him.Copy !req
538. He's a bad one anyway,
so that's all right, isn't it really?Copy !req
539. Oh, you cheeky little monkey.Copy !req
540. I won't have no son of mine
acting the rat.Copy !req
541. We Malones never go back on our word.Copy !req
542. - He's gonna steal your boat.
- He won't steal my boat.Copy !req
543. - He's stealing your boat.
- He isn't stealing my—Copy !req
544. - He stole your boat.
- What?Copy !req
545. It's like Robin Hood in reverse.Copy !req
546. Oi! I thought we had a deal!Copy !req
547. So did I!Copy !req
548. This is an emergency!
Get out of the way! Emergency!Copy !req
549. Keep clear! I'm coming, Mr. Jones!Copy !req
550. I'm coming! Oh, marry me, Mr. Jones!Copy !req
551. Roddy!Copy !req
552. Oh, that double-crossing
little schemer.Copy !req
553. I don't need her.Copy !req
554. I mean, anyone can get out and sail.
Look at me!Copy !req
555. All right, Sid,
you're in for a big surprise.Copy !req
556. Look out!Copy !req
557. Sorry!Copy !req
558. Sid's Tattoo and Hot Dog Parlor.Copy !req
559. It's Roddy. Remember me?Copy !req
560. - The butler?
- Roddy!Copy !req
561. Listen, you!
If you're still there when I get back...Copy !req
562. Back? Back?
And how you gonna do that then, Roddy?Copy !req
563. What was that?Copy !req
564. - Well, I've gotta go, Rodders.
- If I find one thing out of place...Copy !req
565. Where are they hiding?Copy !req
566. Think. Think.Copy !req
567. To find a rat,
you got to think like a rat.Copy !req
568. Hey, guys. I've had a tip-off.Copy !req
569. They're heading west to Kensington.Copy !req
570. Bingo!Copy !req
571. Scrabble!Copy !req
572. Enough games. To the ratmobiles!Copy !req
573. Okay, okay. We can fix it.Copy !req
574. Yes, we can. Obviously, just—Copy !req
575. Ah! Fairly major burn to the hand there.Copy !req
576. Smell of burning flesh.Copy !req
577. Maybe I should just—Copy !req
578. Oh, oh, ow! That really hurt.Copy !req
579. Just start, you worthless
old pile of rubbish!Copy !req
580. You useless, unreliable—Copy !req
581. Untrustworthy, double-crossing,
two-faced, conniving little toe-rag!Copy !req
582. So I'm the double-crosser?
Oh, yes, that's rich!Copy !req
583. I overheard everything.Copy !req
584. Yes, you and your family
were gonna sell me to The Toad!Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. You dipstick!
That was my stupid little brother's plan.Copy !req
587. And no one listens to him.Copy !req
588. Ah, must have missed that part.Copy !req
589. - How'd you think I'd sell you out?
- Um...Copy !req
590. When I make a deal, I make a deal.Copy !req
591. - Your hair's on fire.
- What?Copy !req
592. Rita, look...Copy !req
593. I'm sorry, all right? I was wrong.Copy !req
594. And I think we should just,
just put it behind us.Copy !req
595. Okay, I suppose I can put it behind me.Copy !req
596. This is such an overreaction!Copy !req
597. Rita, you can't just leave me here on a...Copy !req
598. On a duck! Up the creek without a...Copy !req
599. You're getting everything you deserve.Copy !req
600. Sneaking around, eavesdropping
on other people's conversations.Copy !req
601. I was not sneaking around.Copy !req
602. Right.Copy !req
603. I say, you can't really intend
to just strand me like this.Copy !req
604. You're not that heartless.Copy !req
605. Okay, maybe you are.Copy !req
606. Look, if you're trying to teach me
a lesson, consider it taught!Copy !req
607. I'm on a duck, begging!Copy !req
608. Am I forgiven?Copy !req
609. No. I was just afraid
you'd sing another verse.Copy !req
610. Rita, I wasn't eavesdropping,
I swear to you.Copy !req
611. Oh, really?Copy !req
612. What were you doing then, Roddy?Copy !req
613. Well, I was actually, uh,
just watching you with your family...Copy !req
614. and... thinking how lucky you were.Copy !req
615. Lucky? Stuck with you?Copy !req
616. - So our deal's still on?
- Sure it is.Copy !req
617. Look, I really want to
help out more around here.Copy !req
618. Just give me a job.
Anything, um, engineer, navigator.Copy !req
619. I could drive for a bit if you like.Copy !req
620. Pick on someone your own size!Copy !req
621. - You heard the captain.
- Get lost!Copy !req
622. There's no room
for passengers on this boat.Copy !req
623. Let go, you sticky little...Copy !req
624. I'm the captain,
and I say go left.Copy !req
625. Would that be port
or starboard, Spike?Copy !req
626. There they are!Copy !req
627. Go get them, lads!Copy !req
628. - Rita!
- Hmm.Copy !req
629. Wait for it, wait for it... Now!Copy !req
630. Come and have a go
if you think you're fast enough!Copy !req
631. Hold on, Roddy!Copy !req
632. Get that cable, lads!Copy !req
633. - You may now kiss the bride.
- Huh?Copy !req
634. Congratulations, by the way!Copy !req
635. - Watch your starboard!
- Rita!Copy !req
636. Rita! Can we go a little faster, please?Copy !req
637. We don't have to!Copy !req
638. Go, go, purple custard!Copy !req
639. End of the line, Millicent.Copy !req
640. Whoo! Oh, yeah! Haha!Copy !req
641. - Rita, try and go right!
- What?Copy !req
642. Just trust me!Copy !req
643. I hope you know what you're doing!Copy !req
644. Now head for the rope!Copy !req
645. Okay.Copy !req
646. Oh, no.Copy !req
647. Well done, Roddy!Copy !req
648. Hurray! We did it! We did it!Copy !req
649. We didn't do it.Copy !req
650. Whoa! Rita, can you get me
back on the boat?Copy !req
651. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.Copy !req
652. Are you sure about this, Spike?Copy !req
653. These things are supposed to be dangerous.Copy !req
654. Danger is my middle name.Copy !req
655. I thought it was Leslie.Copy !req
656. Just thought I'd drop in.Copy !req
657. Rita, do something quick! Anything!Copy !req
658. Hang on tight!Copy !req
659. Any last requests?Copy !req
660. Yes, yes.Copy !req
661. Could you fly off the boat,
screaming like a girl?Copy !req
662. What?Copy !req
663. Oh, dear.Copy !req
664. - Whoo-hoo!
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
665. Yes!Copy !req
666. Look... out!Copy !req
667. You darn foreigners!Copy !req
668. Do you think the boss
will be annoyed with us?Copy !req
669. You incompetent cheese-eaters!Copy !req
670. You let them escape?Copy !req
671. It's obvious I should never have sent
rodents to do an amphibian's job.Copy !req
672. Where is he? Why is he always late?Copy !req
673. En garde! Droit! Parry! Thrust!Copy !req
674. Le Frog?Copy !req
675. Bonjour.Copy !req
676. You're late, Le Frog.Copy !req
677. Fashionably late,
my annoying English cousin.Copy !req
678. I know no other way.Copy !req
679. Now, listen. Rita and her new accomplice
have stolen something irreplaceable.Copy !req
680. It's all right, boss!
We've got another one!Copy !req
681. A master cable
of unique design and purpose.Copy !req
682. I want it back.Copy !req
683. Don't worry.
I'll get it back for you.Copy !req
684. Once it is returned,
my plan will be complete.Copy !req
685. To wash away, once and for all,
the curse, the scourge of...Copy !req
686. rats.Copy !req
687. Forgive me, my warty English cousin,Copy !req
688. but this bizarre obsession with the rats,
it is not good for you.Copy !req
689. You are becoming what
we French call le fruitcake.Copy !req
690. Perhaps you forget that it was a rat
who cast me from paradise!Copy !req
691. Oh, please. Not the scrapbook again!Copy !req
692. My memoirs.Copy !req
693. Volume one details the dire
and tragic story of my youth.Copy !req
694. Oh, mon Dieu!Copy !req
695. Of all the pets
in Buckingham Palace,Copy !req
696. the young Prince Charles
fancied me the best.Copy !req
697. We would frolic day after sunny day
in royal abandon,Copy !req
698. sharing that sweet and ever magical bond
between boy and toad.Copy !req
699. You're gonna make me throw up.Copy !req
700. We were inseparable until...Copy !req
701. it arrived.Copy !req
702. That rat!Copy !req
703. While the poor boy's head was turned,Copy !req
704. I was cruelly plunged
into a whirlpool of despair.Copy !req
705. I know, I know.Copy !req
706. You were flushed away down the loo, right?Copy !req
707. Blech! Oi.Copy !req
708. Boo-hoo-hoo. It is so dark,
so cold, so terrible!Copy !req
709. You find my pain funny?Copy !req
710. I find everyone's pain funny but my own.Copy !req
711. I'm French.Copy !req
712. Just get the cable!Copy !req
713. Henchfrogs!Copy !req
714. We have a mission.
Let nothing stand in our way.Copy !req
715. We leave immediately.Copy !req
716. What about dinner?Copy !req
717. We leave... in five hours.Copy !req
718. Mmm. This is quite tasty.Copy !req
719. Thanks.Copy !req
720. I don't think it's too bad,
considering I only had an apple,Copy !req
721. six raisins, and a box of rice.Copy !req
722. Rice?Copy !req
723. That explains why it all ran
to one side when I put the salt in.Copy !req
724. You know...Copy !req
725. I think we did pretty well today.Copy !req
726. I suppose maybe I misjudged you a bit.
I mean, you're not—Copy !req
727. Do I hear an actual compliment coming?Copy !req
728. - Never mind.
- No, no, no, say it.Copy !req
729. I mean, you're not entirely the useless,
whiny, stuck-up,Copy !req
730. pompous, big girl's blouse
I thought you were.Copy !req
731. There. Was that so hard?Copy !req
732. Well, we better get some rest
if we're gonna get you home tomorrow.Copy !req
733. Catch.Copy !req
734. Tell me about yourself, Roddy.Copy !req
735. Well, there's, uh, not much to tell.Copy !req
736. You know everything about me,
warts and all.Copy !req
737. I don't even know what you do.Copy !req
738. I'm, uh...Copy !req
739. I'm in a boy band.Copy !req
740. - Wha...
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm the posh one.Copy !req
741. I'm serious.Copy !req
742. Tell me about your life Up Top.
Friends, family.Copy !req
743. - Uh...
- You do have a family, don't you?Copy !req
744. Oh, of course I do.Copy !req
745. Uh, brothers, sisters, cousins.
Yeah, we're quite a clan.Copy !req
746. Oh, you wouldn't believe the fun we have.Copy !req
747. Hanging out at the movies,
playing golf, going skiing.Copy !req
748. It's just, just so great!Copy !req
749. No wonder you want to get home.Copy !req
750. Yeah.Copy !req
751. Well, I guess tomorrow
we'll both get what we want.Copy !req
752. - Good night.
- Good night, Roddy.Copy !req
753. Good night.Copy !req
754. Good night.Copy !req
755. - Good night.
- Good night.Copy !req
756. - Good night.
- Good night, Roddy.Copy !req
757. Don't let the bedbugs bite.Copy !req
758. Eee!Copy !req
759. Wakey-wakey!Copy !req
760. We're getting close to Kensington.Copy !req
761. Tie down anything loose.
It's gonna be a bumpy ride.Copy !req
762. Aye, aye, Captain.Copy !req
763. Ah, thank you.Copy !req
764. - You're welcome.
- Ah!Copy !req
765. - Bonjour!
- Bonjour!Copy !req
766. - Bonjour!
- Bonjour!Copy !req
767. - Bonjour!
- Bonjour!Copy !req
768. Who invited you on board?Copy !req
769. Hop it. Hop it!Copy !req
770. The English little girly,
she's so aggressive.Copy !req
771. Le Frog.Copy !req
772. I like a woman with a little fire.Copy !req
773. You're going to pay for that,
my little chocolate croissant!Copy !req
774. But first, a word from our sponsor.Copy !req
775. Marcel?Copy !req
776. Oh, I should have known.Copy !req
777. Well done, Le Frog! I salute you, sir.Copy !req
778. Now then, Rita, hand it over.Copy !req
779. Hand what over?Copy !req
780. This dance of deception must end.Copy !req
781. Return what you have stolen from me.Copy !req
782. Enough dancing!Copy !req
783. I don't have it anymore.
It was a fake anyway.Copy !req
784. What?Copy !req
785. Oh, the ruby.Copy !req
786. He's cuckoo, but family.Copy !req
787. Oh, this is rich.Copy !req
788. The ruby was a pretty thing.Copy !req
789. Stop that.Copy !req
790. But nothing when compared
to the master cable.Copy !req
791. The master what?Copy !req
792. The cab...Copy !req
793. Turn.Copy !req
794. The cable! The one you're
now wearing as a belt.Copy !req
795. - Well, if that's all he wants...
- Hang on.Copy !req
796. What do you want it for anyway?Copy !req
797. Oh, you'll see,
come the World Cup Final this afternoon.Copy !req
798. The World Cup Final?Copy !req
799. Okay, okay, cousin, take a breath.Copy !req
800. Leave it to me.Copy !req
801. We'll get your cable, kill the rodents,Copy !req
802. and then me and my team
can settle down to a decent breakfast.Copy !req
803. Okay, men, to action!Copy !req
804. We surrender!Copy !req
805. No, not that one, you idiots!
The kung fu thing!Copy !req
806. I've got a plan.Copy !req
807. Go for it.Copy !req
808. Fly at twelve o'clock!Copy !req
809. - Huh?
- Oh, bother.Copy !req
810. Fools! Grab them!Copy !req
811. Le Frog! No! Get that cable!Copy !req
812. Oh, mon Dieu!Copy !req
813. You rats, this is not over yet!Copy !req
814. Roddy! The rapids!Copy !req
815. Oh, no!Copy !req
816. En garde! Hee-hee.Copy !req
817. Rita? We're going over!Copy !req
818. Well, do something!Copy !req
819. No!Copy !req
820. No, no, no, no!Copy !req
821. Gotcha!Copy !req
822. Au revoir, ma cherie!Copy !req
823. Take your flippers off me!Copy !req
824. I have triumphed!Copy !req
825. You stupid English,Copy !req
826. with your Yorkshire puddings
and your chips and fish,Copy !req
827. you thought you could defeat Le Frog?Copy !req
828. Un...Copy !req
829. deux...Copy !req
830. trois!Copy !req
831. Nibble for your life!Copy !req
832. My belt, I think.Copy !req
833. You rodents!Copy !req
834. Goodbye, Jammy, me old mate.Copy !req
835. We're okay, we're okay,
we're okay, we're okay.Copy !req
836. Try opening your eyes!Copy !req
837. Hold up, hold up. We're over Kensington!Copy !req
838. Yeah, only a terrifying 900-foot drop
between you and a nice comfortable bed.Copy !req
839. - Where's your house then?
- Right, now. Let me see...Copy !req
840. Uh, Inverness Gardens, Vicarage Gate,
Kensington High Street.Copy !req
841. Try and go left.Copy !req
842. That's it. Now go right. Yeah.Copy !req
843. Oh, this is gonna be tricky.Copy !req
844. Oh, yeah, and everything else
has been a piece of cake.Copy !req
845. All right, here we go.Copy !req
846. Uh, 45, 47, 49...Copy !req
847. now!Copy !req
848. Well, I've had softer landings.Copy !req
849. We did it. I'm home.Copy !req
850. The crew of the Jammy Dodger survives!
Ha ha!Copy !req
851. - Yep.
- Oh... Rita?Copy !req
852. Oh, oh, of course.
I'm such an idiot. Oh, the Dodger.Copy !req
853. Wasn't your fault, Rod.Copy !req
854. Quite an adventure, though, wasn't it?Copy !req
855. Oh, Rita, I am so sorry.Copy !req
856. But I think I might be able
to cheer you up.Copy !req
857. Ta-da! As promised, the Kensington jewels.Copy !req
858. A genuine star-cut ruby.Copy !req
859. It's just beautiful!Copy !req
860. And the best part?Copy !req
861. Unbreakable.Copy !req
862. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
863. You think it will be enough?
I mean, to take care of your family?Copy !req
864. And maybe this could be
the Jammy Dodger Mark II.Copy !req
865. Well...Copy !req
866. I suppose this is it.Copy !req
867. Thank you... for the lift.Copy !req
868. You're welcome.Copy !req
869. - Roddy?
- Yes.Copy !req
870. I don't suppose you'd have time
to give me a quick tour?Copy !req
871. Of course.Copy !req
872. I'd love to meet your family.Copy !req
873. Hello?Copy !req
874. Hello, hello, hello? Anybody home?Copy !req
875. Wouldn't you know it? Just when you
need 'em, all out, every one of them.Copy !req
876. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
877. - What is that?
- Oh, that.Copy !req
878. Um... that's my...Copy !req
879. That's my master bedroom.Copy !req
880. - It's a cage.
- No! No, no, it's not, actually.Copy !req
881. Then why the lock and bars?Copy !req
882. Well, it's, that's my, um...
home security system.Copy !req
883. So much to see,
so little time to see it in.Copy !req
884. - Shall we?
- Roddy.Copy !req
885. You're all alone up here, aren't you?Copy !req
886. Goal!Copy !req
887. - Who's that?
- Um...Copy !req
888. That would be... my brother!Copy !req
889. Wow, what a game! I can't believe it!Copy !req
890. He shoots! He scores!
Back of the net! Group hug.Copy !req
891. - Oh, hello.
- Rita, this is, uh... Rupert.Copy !req
892. - What?
- Rupert, this is Rita.Copy !req
893. She's been so looking forward
to meeting my brother.Copy !req
894. Obviously, there's not
a huge family resemblance.Copy !req
895. I rather got the brains and...Copy !req
896. Well, actually, I got the looks too,
but we're very close, aren't we, Rupert?Copy !req
897. Well, how time flies
when you're having fun!Copy !req
898. Still, on with the tour, shall we?Copy !req
899. - Hello, Sid.
- Hello, Rita.Copy !req
900. - How's your dad?
- Better, yeah. Thanks for asking.Copy !req
901. Rupert?Copy !req
902. What was that all about?
Come here, you poor little thing.Copy !req
903. Look at his little face.
You ever seen anything so pathetic?Copy !req
904. Brothers?Copy !req
905. All Mr. Lonely has got
is a couple of dollsCopy !req
906. and a little wheel
to run around in his cage.Copy !req
907. Oh, this is too sweet!Copy !req
908. What a loo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-ser!Copy !req
909. Oh... It's okay, Roddy.Copy !req
910. Okay?Copy !req
911. Look at this place, Rita.
Look at my home. It's a palace!Copy !req
912. I can do whatever I want
whenever I want to.Copy !req
913. I mean, I'd say that's a little more
than okay, wouldn't you?Copy !req
914. I mean, what do I need a family for?
What do I need friends for?Copy !req
915. I'm sorry, but if you have
everything you need, then...Copy !req
916. I really have to get going.Copy !req
917. I have a serious infestation to deal with.Copy !req
918. I'll say goodbye, then...Copy !req
919. Roddy St. James...Copy !req
920. of Kensington.Copy !req
921. Only ten minutes left till halftime.Copy !req
922. What an amazing match this has been...Copy !req
923. Come on, England! Oh, this is fantastic!Copy !req
924. A rare attack here
by Germany, but it comes to very little.Copy !req
925. Come here, bro!
Rupert's missing his Rodsy-Wodsy.Copy !req
926. Here, have a cheese puff.Copy !req
927. Have another.Copy !req
928. Here you go.Copy !req
929. No! Duh. You're supposed to eat them.Copy !req
930. Move... over.Copy !req
931. - What?
- Move over!Copy !req
932. I'll take some of that.Copy !req
933. Word of advice, mate.
Take it easy with the drink, seriously,Copy !req
934. or you'll never make it till halftime.Copy !req
935. What did you say?Copy !req
936. Oh, the bathroom.Copy !req
937. I'm waiting till halftime.Copy !req
938. I don't want to miss any of the game.Copy !req
939. Halftime. He's waiting till halftime!Copy !req
940. Those floodgates
won't hold forever, you know!Copy !req
941. No! Not the master cable!Copy !req
942. What do you want it for anyway?Copy !req
943. Oh, you'll see, come the World Cup Final
this afternoon.Copy !req
944. Half... time.Copy !req
945. Half... time.Copy !req
946. Of course. That's The Toad's plan!Copy !req
947. That's why he needs the cable!Copy !req
948. When everyone goes to the toilet,
the whole city will be flushed away!Copy !req
949. - Come with me.
- Wha... No!Copy !req
950. But what about the game?Copy !req
951. And what a game it is!Copy !req
952. Oh, a nasty fall there for Ray Bowers,
the big center.Copy !req
953. Can you see all right, Fergus?Copy !req
954. Yes, thanks, Mum.Copy !req
955. Where's your helmets?Copy !req
956. Which one's the quarterback?Copy !req
957. Pick up the ball! Pick up the ball!Copy !req
958. Oh, these Brits don't know
the first thing about football.Copy !req
959. Enjoy your last moments,
you egregious vermin.Copy !req
960. I've got Rita, boss!
I've got Rita!Copy !req
961. Get off me, you lab reject!Copy !req
962. Ha! You missed.Copy !req
963. Ah, Rita.
It's so good of you to return the cable.Copy !req
964. Bonjour.Copy !req
965. At last! It's mine!Copy !req
966. Just take it.Copy !req
967. Let there be light!Copy !req
968. Please don't flush me, Roddy!
I can't survive down there!Copy !req
969. I've gone soft!Copy !req
970. Sid, I want you to flush me.
I'm going back.Copy !req
971. - Back?
- Rita's in terrible danger.Copy !req
972. Everyone's in terrible danger!Copy !req
973. Now, you like it here, don't you?Copy !req
974. Oh, yes, Roddy. I like it here very much.Copy !req
975. And if I leave you,
will you be good to Tabitha,Copy !req
976. the little girl that looks after me?Copy !req
977. I'll be as good as gold to her, Roddy.
And I will be the best pet ever!Copy !req
978. Then the place is all yours.Copy !req
979. - Sweet!
- Right.Copy !req
980. Let's get the bubbles going.
I've got a big job to do down there.Copy !req
981. Right away, sir!Copy !req
982. So long, Sid.Copy !req
983. So long, Rodnick Saint Something
of Someplace or other.Copy !req
984. Geronimo!Copy !req
985. And, lo, a chosen one
shall come down from above,Copy !req
986. and he shall be our savoir
from the Great Flood!Copy !req
987. I'm terribly sorry.Copy !req
988. Just two minutes left
till halftime! Incredible!Copy !req
989. - It's a fantasy start for England.
- Rita!Copy !req
990. England leads Germany
by three goals to one.Copy !req
991. - What an amazing game...
- Rita!Copy !req
992. this is turning out to be!Copy !req
993. The grand opening.Copy !req
994. And the referee again
has to bring play to a halt.Copy !req
995. Rita!Copy !req
996. Fans for the fans!
Get your England fans here.Copy !req
997. Pied Piper lures thousands to their death!Copy !req
998. Read all about it.Copy !req
999. Balloons!Copy !req
1000. Rita!Copy !req
1001. - Rita!
- Roddy!Copy !req
1002. I'm so sorry. I've been such a fool.Copy !req
1003. You were right about me, about everything.Copy !req
1004. I should've admitted that.
I was afraid you wouldn't like me anymore.Copy !req
1005. Do you think we can talk
about this after you've rescued me?Copy !req
1006. Of course. There's no time.
When that whistle blowsCopy !req
1007. and everyone Up Top goes to the toilet,
it's gonna flush away the whole city.Copy !req
1008. I know. And my family are all down there.Copy !req
1009. We've got to warn everyone.Copy !req
1010. Stop them!Copy !req
1011. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1012. Whoa! Whitey!Copy !req
1013. I saw an opportunity and I seized it.Copy !req
1014. So you thought you could
make a fool of The Toad, eh?Copy !req
1015. You don't need us for that.Copy !req
1016. Oh, you think you're so clever, don't you?Copy !req
1017. Well, I'll be the one laughingCopy !req
1018. when every last revolting rat
is flushed away!Copy !req
1019. For I shall repopulate the city...Copy !req
1020. with these!Copy !req
1021. - Eww!
- Nasty.Copy !req
1022. - Is this the Glorious Amphibian Dawn, Dad?
- Anything for you, my little man.Copy !req
1023. - Can I have a pony?
- No.Copy !req
1024. - A puppy?
- We'll talk about it.Copy !req
1025. - Can we talk about it now?
- No.Copy !req
1026. - Can I have a puppy?
- Me too.Copy !req
1027. No, you can't all have puppies!
Please! Daddy's working!Copy !req
1028. We need to get downstairs
and pull out that cable.Copy !req
1029. How? It's impossible.Copy !req
1030. England is winning. Anything's possible.Copy !req
1031. Help!Copy !req
1032. Turn it off, Whitey!Copy !req
1033. - No!
- Huh?Copy !req
1034. - Come on!
- They're getting away!Copy !req
1035. Oh. Hi, boss.Copy !req
1036. Whitey! They're biting my bottom! Help!Copy !req
1037. I'm coming, Spike!Copy !req
1038. You fools! Grab them!Copy !req
1039. Top floor, lingerie, housewares,
and certain doom!Copy !req
1040. Do I have to do everything myself?Copy !req
1041. There goes the whistle for halftime!Copy !req
1042. We're gonna take a break,
but we'll be back in a few minutes.Copy !req
1043. You're too late to do anything!
You and your kind are finished!Copy !req
1044. Oh, yeah? Well, come
and get us then, you warty windbag.Copy !req
1045. Oh, no!Copy !req
1046. The gate. Back this way! Come on!Copy !req
1047. Rita!Copy !req
1048. If I'm going, you're both coming with me!Copy !req
1049. Just go, Roddy!Copy !req
1050. That's it.Copy !req
1051. Roddy!Copy !req
1052. Stop moving!Copy !req
1053. Come and get me,
you big, slimy airbag!Copy !req
1054. Roddy, look out!Copy !req
1055. - Yes!
- Ah!Copy !req
1056. Le Frog!Copy !req
1057. Let's finish this.Copy !req
1058. Yeah, let me go!Copy !req
1059. Goodbye, rat!Copy !req
1060. Rita!Copy !req
1061. - Feeling a little tongue-tied?
- Impossible!Copy !req
1062. - Toodle-oo.
- No!Copy !req
1063. - Wave! Wave!
- England!Copy !req
1064. No, giant wave!Copy !req
1065. Please work. Please work. Please work!Copy !req
1066. High five!Copy !req
1067. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1068. Look! It's Roddy and Rita!Copy !req
1069. Good on you, girl!Copy !req
1070. Hooray for Millicent Bystander!Copy !req
1071. Millicent!Copy !req
1072. Millicent! Millicent! Millicent!Copy !req
1073. You're a hero, Roddy.Copy !req
1074. Big deal.Copy !req
1075. You wretched vermin!Copy !req
1076. I'll make you pay for this!Copy !req
1077. Ah, give it a rest, cousin.Copy !req
1078. And get your kids a puppy.Copy !req
1079. Rita...Copy !req
1080. I was wondering, if you do build
a Jammy Dodger Mark II, you, um...Copy !req
1081. you wouldn't happen to need
a first mate, would you?Copy !req
1082. Okay.Copy !req
1083. Hello, Tom! Give us a squeeze!Copy !req
1084. All right, chaps.Copy !req
1085. Oh, I love a happy ending.Copy !req
1086. Oh, you've gone soft! I like
unhappy endings, with lots of violence.Copy !req
1087. Are you... are you happy now, Spike?Copy !req
1088. - Shall we?
- Go for it.Copy !req
1089. - Where are we going?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
1090. But we're gonna get there really fast!Copy !req
1091. I'm coming, Mr. Jones!
I'm coming!Copy !req
1092. Ah, this is the life, eh?Copy !req
1093. Roddy, I'm home!Copy !req
1094. And I've brought you a new friend!Copy !req
1095. [gentle music playingCopy !req