1. Riki.Copy !req
2. Riki! Riki! Riki!Copy !req
3. Riki!Copy !req
4. What does this
look like to you?Copy !req
5. Just a regular old house, right?Copy !req
6. An ordinary house
on a happy occasion.Copy !req
7. A house much like yours.Copy !req
8. But what if I was to tell you
there was someone elseCopy !req
9. living in your house
without your knowledge?Copy !req
10. And I don't mean the hamster
that got loose last summer,Copy !req
11. no, no, no.Copy !req
12. It's actually someone
you've never seen before.Copy !req
13. Perhaps you've heard of them
being referred toCopy !req
14. by names such as Lars,
Goblins or House Elves.Copy !req
15. In any case, they are
the invisible spirit of a houseCopy !req
16. and in our story,
they're called Finns.Copy !req
17. There's no creature
quite like a Finn.Copy !req
18. I know it's hard to imagine,
but these hidden roommatesCopy !req
19. live in every house
in the entire world.Copy !req
20. No, no, really! Even in yours.Copy !req
21. Uh, honey dear,
have you seen my glasses?Copy !req
22. - Your glasses?
- Oh! On my head.Copy !req
23. Finns keep things in order.Copy !req
24. And ultimately, it's Finns
who turn your houseCopy !req
25. into a home... sweet... home.Copy !req
26. Finns have a duty
to watch over everyoneCopy !req
27. and everything
within their home.Copy !req
28. Ah!Copy !req
29. Of course, Finns take special
care of their family's pets...Copy !req
30. Wuh?Copy !req
31. ... whether they be tiny or plump,Copy !req
32. tabby or ginger.Copy !req
33. Whoa!Copy !req
34. This is gonna go viral
in no time!Copy !req
35. They even keep an eye on you
when you stay up way too lateCopy !req
36. and snooze through your alarm.Copy !req
37. Huh?Copy !req
38. Ugh! Oh, no, again?Copy !req
39. You get the picture.Copy !req
40. The chief goal of a FinnCopy !req
41. is to bring peace and harmony
into the home.Copy !req
42. It's their way of life
and their guiding purpose.Copy !req
43. No Finn would ever dream
about breakingCopy !req
44. this glorious tradition.Copy !req
45. And that, my friends,
is the end of our story.Copy !req
46. Or it would have been,Copy !req
47. had it not been for
one singularly unusual Finn.Copy !req
48. Oh, I refuse to stay in
this house for one more minute!Copy !req
49. Well, it was your idea
to rent it, remember?Copy !req
50. Oh, yeah? Well, why
didn't YOU talk me out of it?Copy !req
51. I, uh, didn't know.Copy !req
52. Maybe if you'd done
the walk-throughCopy !req
53. like I asked you to, you would
have noticed the evil energy!Copy !req
54. But you didn't
because you never listen!Copy !req
55. What now? Oh, never mind.Copy !req
56. It's fine, we'll just go
and live with your mother.Copy !req
57. What?
Has it come to that?Copy !req
58. - It can't be any worse!
- Oh, such a pity!Copy !req
59. But they had to go!Copy !req
60. Ah!Copy !req
61. Oh! Whose house? My house!Copy !req
62. Whoo-hoo!
Shake it, shake it, shake it!Copy !req
63. Let's see what we've got here!Copy !req
64. Strike! Hm!Copy !req
65. No humans, No problems!Copy !req
66. This is my house!Copy !req
67. We're almost there, guys!Copy !req
68. I just keep forgetting
the name of this town.Copy !req
69. - Berg, sweetie, Berg.
- Mm!Copy !req
70. I hope Christine's able to make
some new friends in this town.Copy !req
71. Every time I make new
friends we have to move again,Copy !req
72. so I'm not sure
that I see the point.Copy !req
73. Anyway, detectives
don't really need friends.Copy !req
74. We have to focus
on our investigations.Copy !req
75. Do you really think
there'll be anythingCopy !req
76. to investigate
in this adorable little town?Copy !req
77. Mom, there's
an adorable little townCopy !req
78. just like this one in my book.Copy !req
79. "The mastermind's trailCopy !req
80. "led straight to
a quiet mountain town,Copy !req
81. "and there was no way of knowingCopy !req
82. "that all of its citizens,
from the police to the baker,Copy !req
83. "belonged to a criminal gang.Copy !req
84. "The very last thing
Amanda expected to find was..."Copy !req
85. - Our own amusement park!
- Oh, look, Christine!Copy !req
86. They even have a Ferris wheel!Copy !req
87. Anyone up for a ride?Copy !req
88. - I am!
- Yeah!Copy !req
89. - Ha-ha!
- Dad, you just missed the turn.Copy !req
90. Ha!
Thanks for watching, Sherlock.Copy !req
91. Nothing gets past this one.Copy !req
92. All done? That went by fast.Copy !req
93. What's the point?Copy !req
94. I already figured out
who did it.Copy !req
95. Oops, boom gate!
That was a close one!Copy !req
96. The detective enters the shotCopy !req
97. and cautiously looks for clues.Copy !req
98. Did I not say cautiously?Copy !req
99. Aha!
He sees something suspicious!Copy !req
100. Might this be the evidence
he's looking for?Copy !req
101. That's it, keep going!Copy !req
102. JB, that trash
won't empty itself.Copy !req
103. Yeah, can I do it later?Copy !req
104. I need to get into character
and warm up for my big scene.Copy !req
105. - Tick-tock!
- Huh!Copy !req
106. Let's set up for the next scene!
Extras, stand by!Copy !req
107. What a strange set
of circumstances indeed.Copy !req
108. But even this crime
has to have a villain,Copy !req
109. a Violet Villain, that is.Copy !req
110. Ah! Oh! Bah-bah-bah-bah!Copy !req
111. Wha... Wha... What?Copy !req
112. What in the world? Cut!Copy !req
113. What are you doing?Copy !req
114. You're just supposed to walk by,
that's all!Copy !req
115. Hear me out.Copy !req
116. I've got an idea that would
make the scene so much better!Copy !req
117. I've got one as well.
Get off of my set!Copy !req
118. Want another take?Copy !req
119. Uh...Copy !req
120. Nah, that'll do.
Moving on, people!Copy !req
121. What's taking so long?Copy !req
122. A tortoise moves faster
than you. Shoulda hired him!Copy !req
123. You must be the newbies!Copy !req
124. - Uh-huh, uh-huh!
- Uh-huh, uh-huh, yeah!Copy !req
125. And we're so grateful
to be here!Copy !req
126. And of course,
we're both classically trained.Copy !req
127. Good for you.Copy !req
128. Welcome to
our micro-budget nightmare...Copy !req
129. ...I mean,
our hit detective series,Copy !req
130. 'The Violet Villain'.Copy !req
131. Here's your pages.Copy !req
132. Oh! Will the rest be coming?Copy !req
133. Our director never
gives out the whole scriptCopy !req
134. so we can keep up the intrigue,
even amongst the actors.Copy !req
135. So much for intrigue.Copy !req
136. The butler did it.Copy !req
137. What makes you think that?Copy !req
138. Could be that man in the
butler costume with the knife.Copy !req
139. - Elementary.
- Alright!Copy !req
140. Well, here are the keys to your
new house for the time being.Copy !req
141. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
142. Uh, it's not
what I'd call a "Wow!"Copy !req
143. Let's face it,
you guys aren't a "Wow!"Copy !req
144. Hey! Stop!
Where you taking that?Copy !req
145. I need it for the next scene...Copy !req
146. We actually
have lines in the scene!Copy !req
147. I'm so proud!Copy !req
148. OK,
let's give this new scene a try.Copy !req
149. Quiet on the set, and action!Copy !req
150. Cut!Copy !req
151. Is that your idea
of an evil laugh?Copy !req
152. Come on!Copy !req
153. Take 10!Copy !req
154. Hmm.Copy !req
155. I know how you must feel.Copy !req
156. It must be torture for
someone with the talentCopy !req
157. and unparalleled geniusCopy !req
158. you have to be surroundedCopy !req
159. by these second-rate hacks
with no instincts.Copy !req
160. Take this actor,
who should be the star...Copy !req
161. - He's so wooden!
- Huh?Copy !req
162. I mean, where's the passion?Copy !req
163. How dare you say that?Copy !req
164. I'm oozing with passion!Copy !req
165. Just give me a shot!
I'll show you how it's done!Copy !req
166. To perform for
a director of your stature,Copy !req
167. you have to put
your whole body into your art!Copy !req
168. If you give me
the role of this villain,Copy !req
169. I will gladly give you my heart!Copy !req
170. Huh?Copy !req
171. Uh, what... what do you mean?Copy !req
172. Yep. Just when I thought
I'd seen it all.Copy !req
173. I guess I didn't count on you!Copy !req
174. Someone get this fool
off my set once and for all!Copy !req
175. Whoa!Copy !req
176. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
177. What?Copy !req
178. You're not an actor!
You're not a villain!Copy !req
179. You're a janitor!Copy !req
180. And as of today,
you're not even that anymoreCopy !req
181. because you... are... fired!Copy !req
182. No! But I love this
more than anything...Copy !req
183. I said you're fired!Copy !req
184. That's showbiz, isn't it?Copy !req
185. - Uh-huh.
- Uh-huh, sure is.Copy !req
186. And somebody turn off
that blasted water!Copy !req
187. Sweetie, are you sure
that this is the right house?Copy !req
188. What? Again?Copy !req
189. Yep.Copy !req
190. Pretty sure the key
would have fitCopy !req
191. if the lock hadn't been broken.Copy !req
192. - Well...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
193. ...I like it better than
the last one!Copy !req
194. This is my house! Where are you
putting all that junk, huh?Copy !req
195. Eugh! Looks like a crime scene
in here.Copy !req
196. Don't worry, honey.
We'll make it a home.Copy !req
197. - Ugh. Awesome.
- You call this awesome?Copy !req
198. What would be awesome
is if you got outta here!Copy !req
199. Here's the perfect spot
for my record collection.Copy !req
200. This is also the perfect spot
for my prank collection!Copy !req
201. It'll be nice and cosy
before you know it!Copy !req
202. Before YOU know it, you're
gonna be out on your rumps!Copy !req
203. You have no idea
what you stepped in!Copy !req
204. I just stepped
in something sticky.Copy !req
205. A couple of comforts,
some soft musicCopy !req
206. and our perfect little toasterCopy !req
207. are all this family needs
to feel at home.Copy !req
208. I'm with you, babe!Copy !req
209. Yoink!Copy !req
210. Sweetie,
have you seen the toaster?Copy !req
211. And there you have it -Copy !req
212. half a dozen
delectable doughnuts.Copy !req
213. I wish you could have seen it.Copy !req
214. We were just standing there
and then we all went like this.Copy !req
215. - $3.50, please.
- Everybody started laughing.Copy !req
216. It was the last thing
they expected.Copy !req
217. I didn't even mind
getting in trouble.Copy !req
218. Thank you, kindly.
Please come again.Copy !req
219. Hello!Copy !req
220. I, uh, haven't seen you
around here. My name is...Copy !req
221. Mark.Copy !req
222. It's stitched right there
on your backpack.Copy !req
223. Of course it is.Copy !req
224. - Oh!
- Is this her?Copy !req
225. Didn't you just move into
the creepiest house in town?Copy !req
226. You should know that nobody
stays for long in that house.Copy !req
227. We never stay anywhere for long.Copy !req
228. But you should be careful.Copy !req
229. There have been
some spine-chilling talesCopy !req
230. of that place.Copy !req
231. Come on, everything
has a logical explanation.Copy !req
232. Aw!Copy !req
233. And I've heard that there
are sounds of bones crunchingCopy !req
234. in the night,
or even worse... CHIPS!Copy !req
235. Not to mention flying toasters!Copy !req
236. That house is haunted!Copy !req
237. And that means that you're
gonna need a brave...Copy !req
238. ...no, incredibly brave friend.Copy !req
239. Uh, thank you,
but I've got this.Copy !req
240. I'll haunt this town
until my last breath!Copy !req
241. And you'll never, ever catch me!
No, never!Copy !req
242. We're safe.Copy !req
243. Huh?Copy !req
244. Sorry, Mark,
but you never had a chance!Copy !req
245. I've had it.Copy !req
246. I've been trying to tell you
what's going on,Copy !req
247. but you never, ever listen!Copy !req
248. Maybe I'd listen if you stopped
yelling at me like a banshee!Copy !req
249. When did you become
so heartless?Copy !req
250. I'd rather live with a snake
than live with you!Copy !req
251. At least it would be
a little bit warmer!Copy !req
252. These guys
are out of their minds!Copy !req
253. Oh, it's almost too easy!Copy !req
254. Then why don't you
go live with your snake?Copy !req
255. Stop hissing at me! Brrr.Copy !req
256. Wait a minute, wait a minute.
I think you missed a cue here.Copy !req
257. - Huh?
- Oh, did I?Copy !req
258. Yeah, you forgot to say,
"Then move on and move out!"Copy !req
259. Oh, that's right.Copy !req
260. You've gotta be kidding.Copy !req
261. They're just saying lines
from a scene!Copy !req
262. And try it
with more intensity.Copy !req
263. This is unacceptable!Copy !req
264. Yeah, great note.
Let's do it again!Copy !req
265. Shouldn't you guys
have left by now?Copy !req
266. - What time is it?
- Time to go.Copy !req
267. - I can't believe it.
- We lost track of time!Copy !req
268. It all felt so real!Copy !req
269. - So sinister!
- Mwah!Copy !req
270. Do you know how much I love you?Copy !req
271. - I guarantee I love you more!
- Mwah!Copy !req
272. - Our first rehearsal!
- Hurry!Copy !req
273. I'm gonna do more than just
rehearse. It's opening night!Copy !req
274. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
275. Wha... What's going on?Copy !req
276. Hm.Copy !req
277. You thought you'd get away
with it,Copy !req
278. but the fickle finger of fate
just dialled your phone number.Copy !req
279. You'll never catch the Violet
Villain in a blackout!Copy !req
280. Take it easy, Christine.Copy !req
281. Everything has
a logical explanation.Copy !req
282. Haunted houses don't exist.Copy !req
283. Brrr!Copy !req
284. Take this!Copy !req
285. Ugh!Copy !req
286. What the...Copy !req
287. Hey, wait!Copy !req
288. Aren't you going to introduce
yourself? Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
289. Will you just stop
for a second so that I can...Copy !req
290. Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh! Oh!Copy !req
291. What did she think
she was doing?Copy !req
292. Did she just really bite me?
Ow!Copy !req
293. Oh, boy. What are you?Copy !req
294. Huh? What?
You can actually see me?Copy !req
295. - Well, I guess that I can.
- Oh, not good!Copy !req
296. Oh!Copy !req
297. It's because you yanked out
some of my fur and you...Copy !req
298. Oh! A whole tuft of fur!Copy !req
299. Huh?Copy !req
300. And I need it!
You give me back my fur!Copy !req
301. Now, wait a second.Copy !req
302. First I want to know
what you are.Copy !req
303. Oh! I'm a Finn. This is
my house and that is my fur!Copy !req
304. - Give it!
- Finns don't really exist.Copy !req
305. Oh, that's right!Copy !req
306. Just hang onto that thought
and give me back my fur!Copy !req
307. I think you're trying to say
that the reason I can see youCopy !req
308. is because I have
a little piece of your fur.Copy !req
309. In what world
is that chunk a little piece?Copy !req
310. - Come on, give it back or...
- Or you'll do what?Copy !req
311. Or else I'll start screaming
and banging on the walls.Copy !req
312. I will go to crazy-town!Copy !req
313. This is all crazy-town.Copy !req
314. - But also interesting.
- You don't understand!Copy !req
315. If the other Finns were to
find out that you can see me,Copy !req
316. then I'll... I mean, we'll
be in serious trouble!Copy !req
317. So then there are more of you?Copy !req
318. Uh... Nope.Copy !req
319. Finnick, are you in there?Copy !req
320. Expecting someone?Copy !req
321. Don't move!Copy !req
322. You see, I told you
he was still at home, guys!Copy !req
323. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
324. Hm. Is that one of the new ones?Copy !req
325. Weirdo! Why'd she freeze
in the middle of the room?Copy !req
326. 'Cause she's a few hairs
short of a tuft! Uh, yeah.Copy !req
327. Your house always gets
the weirdos. Or the lazy ones.Copy !req
328. Uh, or the lazy weirdos!Copy !req
329. - Yeah.
- Oh!Copy !req
330. What?Copy !req
331. Oh, nothing, just a doughnut.Copy !req
332. What, are you nuts?Copy !req
333. What? It's practically clean!Copy !req
334. What's a hungry Finn supposed...Copy !req
335. Now, what's that she's holding?Copy !req
336. Oh, that? That's nothing!Copy !req
337. You know those kids
and their crafting.Copy !req
338. Let's go.
We'll be late for the meeting.Copy !req
339. That's right.Copy !req
340. Oh, look what time it is.Copy !req
341. Time for me to go and
do something totally weird!Copy !req
342. Don't even think
about following us!Copy !req
343. I'm sorry, but I'm afraid
that I can't see or hear you.Copy !req
344. - Ohh!
- Finnick!Copy !req
345. Tick-tock already or we'll be
late to our weekly Finn-counter!Copy !req
346. You got that right!Copy !req
347. Well, I've never left
a single trace!Copy !req
348. That's 'cause hygiene
is my middle name.Copy !req
349. And I never take anything
when they're looking!Copy !req
350. They can't even stomach a UFO,
let alone a Finn like you!Copy !req
351. You have to put safety first,
Finnies!Copy !req
352. Hmm.Copy !req
353. I must say I... find myselfCopy !req
354. surprisingly interested
in this case.Copy !req
355. Order! Come on, Finns,
quiet down now.Copy !req
356. I guess I officially declare
our weekly meeting in session.Copy !req
357. Hey, I hear Finnick's
got some new tenants!Copy !req
358. Finnick, tell us how it's going
with your new guests.Copy !req
359. I hope they're not
as rotten as the last ones!Copy !req
360. Uh... definitely not!Copy !req
361. They're perfectly normal!Copy !req
362. Not like your usual guests!Copy !req
363. Enough with all
the mocking and bickering.Copy !req
364. We Finns gotta stick together!Copy !req
365. Like this gum sticks to
my fuzzy rump!Copy !req
366. Finnick, is there something
you're not saying?Copy !req
367. Uh, I heard Muffinn's humanCopy !req
368. nearly burned down
a film studio!Copy !req
369. Good one, Finnick!Copy !req
370. And he almost starred
in a TV show.Copy !req
371. His career's really on fire!Copy !req
372. You know your man's
not an actor.Copy !req
373. He's a janitor!Copy !req
374. No, he's an actor!
You don't know my human at all!Copy !req
375. He's got a real gift!Copy !req
376. Yeah, a gift for
being a total sad-sack loser!Copy !req
377. - Or a pro fire-starter!
- Yeah, Muffinn!Copy !req
378. Maybe you should order him
a fire extinguisher!Copy !req
379. And get a move on before
he burns the whole city down!Copy !req
380. You don't understand anything!Copy !req
381. You know nothing of art!
But... you'll... see.Copy !req
382. Let's hurry this up.Copy !req
383. I got 10 doughnuts
on a soccer game!Copy !req
384. Mm-hm!Copy !req
385. Yep, just one last thing.Copy !req
386. Isn't it time for Sherlock
to be off to sleep?Copy !req
387. Just one minute more.
I'm conducting an investigation.Copy !req
388. Ah, and what will you call it?
The up-all-night case?Copy !req
389. Funny, Mom.Copy !req
390. But I've got a suspect already,
so it won't be long. Hm!Copy !req
391. Hm, you're so clever!Copy !req
392. Hm. Hmm.Copy !req
393. Yeah, Mom,
and if you stop by the store,Copy !req
394. could you maybe pick up some...Copy !req
395. Let's see.Copy !req
396. Well, anything but cheese
with black mould.Copy !req
397. We already have that.Copy !req
398. Yeah, yeah, I'll be here.
'K, 'bye.Copy !req
399. Huh?Copy !req
400. Hey there.Copy !req
401. Uh, hey there?Copy !req
402. - Mark.
- Yeah, I remember.Copy !req
403. And your name's...Copy !req
404. Your name's Christine!Copy !req
405. Thanks, I nearly forgot.Copy !req
406. So I read that book of yours,
and now I too am usingCopy !req
407. the de... the de-de...Copy !req
408. The de... The defective method!Copy !req
409. - Deductive method.
- That's what I meant.Copy !req
410. Uh, this house
is actually pretty nice.Copy !req
411. I mean, creepy,
but in a good way.Copy !req
412. You're the only
creepy thing here!Copy !req
413. Oh, how much more
do you expect me to take?Copy !req
414. I just thought I'd stop by.Copy !req
415. Did I see something?Copy !req
416. It was probably just a rat.Copy !req
417. A nasty big old furry green rat.Copy !req
418. Yeah, well, I-I-I was thinkingCopy !req
419. maybe we could go see a movie,
or, you know, just hang out?Copy !req
420. How about a thriller?Copy !req
421. Uh...
Wait, did you say a rat?Copy !req
422. Uh-huh.Copy !req
423. And actually,
you're better off hanging outCopy !req
424. with someone who'll still
be here in a couple weeks.Copy !req
425. Here! You thirsty, kid?Copy !req
426. Don't worry about it.
It's all good.Copy !req
427. But I'm afraid
I should be going now.Copy !req
428. So long, defective!Copy !req
429. It's only a little juice!Copy !req
430. Totally fine. See you later!Copy !req
431. Whew!Copy !req
432. Yeah, that wasn't
too awkward at all.Copy !req
433. I mean, at least that time we
spoke more than a few seconds.Copy !req
434. You and me
gotta lay down some rules.Copy !req
435. You are forbidden
to bring any people here!Copy !req
436. Hm! And what's so bad
about people?Copy !req
437. Bad? Bad? You break
everything I care about.Copy !req
438. You're messy and noisy
and you won't leave my house!Copy !req
439. Oh, and then you have the nerve
to say my house is super creepy!Copy !req
440. I was one of
the all-time greatsCopy !req
441. until my house
was rented to strangers!Copy !req
442. You people have turned this
house into a three-ring circus!Copy !req
443. All of these babies, punks,Copy !req
444. little old ladies and harpists!Copy !req
445. They're destroying my home!Copy !req
446. How can you not see
that if the house goes away,Copy !req
447. then the Finn goes away too!Copy !req
448. But humans don't care, do you?Copy !req
449. Now get out of my house!Copy !req
450. Oh!Copy !req
451. Ohhh!Copy !req
452. So, over the years,Copy !req
453. I have come up with
one true motto.Copy !req
454. No humans, no problems!Copy !req
455. Arggh!Copy !req
456. Why do all humans have to be
so useless and loudCopy !req
457. all the time?Copy !req
458. Huh? Look! Just look at this!Copy !req
459. This ridiculous contraption!Copy !req
460. Every week it's the same thing!Copy !req
461. Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh!
Ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh-ruh!Copy !req
462. Please tell me why even
bother planting grassCopy !req
463. if you won't let it grow?Copy !req
464. Oh! Whoa!Copy !req
465. Run for your life!
It's Finn versus machine!Copy !req
466. Don't let it cut my fur!Copy !req
467. - Let go!
- Whoa!Copy !req
468. Hey!Copy !req
469. Do you know
what would have happenedCopy !req
470. if that thing cut my fur?Copy !req
471. Well, I suppose
you might look likeCopy !req
472. an over-plucked, green chicken.Copy !req
473. And I'd be just as dumb!Copy !req
474. But your fur is fine.Copy !req
475. Oh! Have you looked back here?Copy !req
476. Ew, I don't want to
look back there!Copy !req
477. You alright there?
You're awfully quiet.Copy !req
478. I think you're even angrier
than usual.Copy !req
479. Careful!Copy !req
480. Why would anyone
drive a car like that?Copy !req
481. They never stop rocking
from side to side.Copy !req
482. I don't like being
tossed around like that!Copy !req
483. It's not my fault.Copy !req
484. If it wasn't for you,Copy !req
485. I wouldn't be here
in the first place!Copy !req
486. Listen, you ought to learn
how to control your temper.Copy !req
487. I'm not the least bit angry.
I'm calm. Absolutely calm!Copy !req
488. Absolutely!Copy !req
489. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
490. Mm, 'bout time the coal arrived.Copy !req
491. Do you see what
you've reduced me to?Copy !req
492. Hey!Copy !req
493. - Ow!
- Oh! What do I do with you?Copy !req
494. Because seven ate nine. Hey!Copy !req
495. This way!Copy !req
496. Took 'em long enough
to get us this coal!Copy !req
497. Wha... This isn't coal!Copy !req
498. What...Copy !req
499. What's the idea?Copy !req
500. Huh! There's no driver!Copy !req
501. Looks like... popcorn?Copy !req
502. I never thought I'd say this,
but run for your lives!Copy !req
503. It's popcorn!Copy !req
504. Go take your lunch break, Dad.Copy !req
505. I gotta call you back.Copy !req
506. Ugh!Copy !req
507. Stop! In the name of justice!Copy !req
508. Running will only make things
worse.Copy !req
509. Huh?Copy !req
510. Run! It's a snack attack!Copy !req
511. Popcorn! Tasty popcorn!Copy !req
512. Popcorn! Get your popcorn here!
Tasty popcorn!Copy !req
513. Huh? Mm!Copy !req
514. Popcorn! Tasty popcorn!Copy !req
515. Tasty popcorn!Copy !req
516. Taxi! Huh?Copy !req
517. Don't expect a positive review
after this!Copy !req
518. Whoa!Copy !req
519. Please help me.Copy !req
520. Oh-ho!Copy !req
521. Juan Sanchez starsCopy !req
522. in the feel-good
runaway train movie...Copy !req
523. Did you have to
forget the popcorn?Copy !req
524. This is just excessive.
I told you to get the medium!Copy !req
525. What's this now, one of
those flash mob thingies?Copy !req
526. What people consider
entertainment these days!Copy !req
527. Stand by now,
we go live in three...Copy !req
528. For the first time in 20 years,Copy !req
529. the news
is actually interesting.Copy !req
530. That is,
I'm reporting a major crime.Copy !req
531. The perpetrators
have staged an eruptionCopy !req
532. of a popcorn...Copy !req
533. ...a popcorn...Copy !req
534. ...a popcorn volcanoCopy !req
535. that is now terrorising
the entire town.Copy !req
536. Postal Service. You've got post.Copy !req
537. Huh?Copy !req
538. - Here you go.
- Thanks so much.Copy !req
539. What do we have here?Copy !req
540. "To all the citizens of Berg,Copy !req
541. "I've only just begun,
so in your face.Copy !req
542. "Yours truly,
the Invisible Terror.Copy !req
543. "Ha-ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha-ha, ha,Copy !req
544. "ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-hee-ha..."Copy !req
545. TV news!Copy !req
546. That's how I'll warn people...
Ugh!Copy !req
547. - Huh?
- Check this out!Copy !req
548. Show the criminal's face
to everyone in Berg!Copy !req
549. Look, kid, wait your turn.Copy !req
550. Can't you see we're on the air?Copy !req
551. - Please, just take a look!
- Stop it!Copy !req
552. It's the scoop of the year.Copy !req
553. - Not now!
- Come on, you have to see this!Copy !req
554. Hm!Copy !req
555. - Hey there!
- Hm, I can't see anything.Copy !req
556. Nice try, young lady,Copy !req
557. but now you need
to get on your merry way.Copy !req
558. Ha! We're back,
and we have the latest!Copy !req
559. But I saw it with my own eyes.Copy !req
560. The case'll be solved
by smart minds,Copy !req
561. while you stay up to date
with handsome faces!Copy !req
562. And we're out.Copy !req
563. So tell me, how did I look, huh?Copy !req
564. You got mostly
my good side, right?Copy !req
565. You can't always
count on the news.Copy !req
566. I've got this!Copy !req
567. Mm!Copy !req
568. First you invade my home,
then you take my fur,Copy !req
569. and now you come to me and say,Copy !req
570. "Please, Finnick,
"I need your help."Copy !req
571. But you don't ask me
with any kind of respectCopy !req
572. or offer anything in return.Copy !req
573. What I can offer
is a real adventure!Copy !req
574. Huh? Adventure? What adventure?Copy !req
575. I'm a Finn,
we don't have adventures!Copy !req
576. Which is why I need you to
help me catch the main suspect.Copy !req
577. Because I'm pretty sure
he's a Finn!Copy !req
578. Hm? Huh?Copy !req
579. I don't buy it.Copy !req
580. And give me one good reason
why I should help.Copy !req
581. - Hey...
- Huh?Copy !req
582. Hey, hey!Copy !req
583. Because you're not just
helping me,Copy !req
584. you're helping the whole town.Copy !req
585. How about you just save the townCopy !req
586. while I wait here
in this... suitcase!Copy !req
587. Just think about it.Copy !req
588. What can the police do
against an invisible criminal?Copy !req
589. Only a very brave girl and the
world's first Finn detectiveCopy !req
590. have any hope of saving Berg!Copy !req
591. Well, maybe I'll help,
but only on three conditions.Copy !req
592. First of all,
get down on your knees...Copy !req
593. ... and say you're sorry.Copy !req
594. Secondly, I want you
to clean out my attic.Copy !req
595. While on your knees.Copy !req
596. And thirdly, you will give me
back my fur this very instant!Copy !req
597. On your knees, naturally.Copy !req
598. We catch the culprit first,
and then I'll give you your fur.Copy !req
599. - The fur first.
- Nope. That's not gonna work.Copy !req
600. Fine then!Copy !req
601. Haggling's not my strong suit.Copy !req
602. But if you trick me,
I'll hide all of your booksCopy !req
603. and eat all of your candy,Copy !req
604. And I promise you'll be
inspecting every glassCopy !req
605. before drinking
for the rest of your life!Copy !req
606. - Get it?
- Handshake?Copy !req
607. Paw slap.Copy !req
608. The truck was right hereCopy !req
609. when I saw the Finn jump
into it and speed away.Copy !req
610. You're not gonna find anything,
and you're wasting my time.Copy !req
611. Uh-huh. Right.Copy !req
612. What do you make
of this oil stain?Copy !req
613. There was once
this nasty old ladyCopy !req
614. who lived in my house,
like, a few years back.Copy !req
615. And this one time,
I spilled oil on the floor...Copy !req
616. It leaked from the engine!Copy !req
617. Can't you see, he left a trail!Copy !req
618. Come on, let's follow it!Copy !req
619. This is the end of it.Copy !req
620. What would a detective do next?Copy !req
621. Think!Copy !req
622. I don't suppose that you
could tell me who it isCopy !req
623. if you take a little whiff
of it?Copy !req
624. Take a whiff?
Do I look like a dog?Copy !req
625. - No, I thought maybe you...
- Ha!Copy !req
626. YOU take a whiff!Copy !req
627. Just what do you think I am?Copy !req
628. You smell anything?Copy !req
629. Just the scent of my own shame.
And allergies.Copy !req
630. Finnick!Copy !req
631. Uh. Huh?Copy !req
632. Eugh.Copy !req
633. Ew, what are you doing? Eugh.Copy !req
634. Oh, well, you can't say
I didn't try,Copy !req
635. but it's just not going to
work out.Copy !req
636. I'll take that fur.Copy !req
637. Well...Copy !req
638. - Mm...
- Chop, chop.Copy !req
639. Not so fast.Copy !req
640. You and me are never
gonna find that truck!Copy !req
641. This is what they mean
by "a needle in a haystack".Copy !req
642. Accept it. You lost, the jig
is up, the credits are rolling.Copy !req
643. Game over,
Elvis has left the building,Copy !req
644. the carrots are cooked,
the ship has sailed.Copy !req
645. What else can I possibly say?Copy !req
646. Just turn around.Copy !req
647. Yeah, I've heard that one
before!Copy !req
648. And see, there's nothing there!Copy !req
649. - Whoa!
- Oh!Copy !req
650. - The truck!
- That's the one?Copy !req
651. And we're gonna catch it!Copy !req
652. You serious?Copy !req
653. I can't believe
I signed up for this.Copy !req
654. Follow the trail! Sniff!Copy !req
655. Hang a left!Copy !req
656. Huh. Oh!Copy !req
657. Mm. Ha!Copy !req
658. Ha! Hey, look!Copy !req
659. It's that hilarious cat
that walks up on its front legs!Copy !req
660. I knew this was gonna go viral
as soon as I saw it!Copy !req
661. Do you think we can get that cat
to do your job?Copy !req
662. Huh?Copy !req
663. Come on, keep up!Copy !req
664. This is as fast as I go!Copy !req
665. You may want to think about
taking a bike next time!Copy !req
666. - Welcome aboard the...
- I've got a better idea.Copy !req
667. - Come on! Hurry!
- ... safest train in the world!Copy !req
668. Your very own professional
train conductor...Copy !req
669. Come on! Move it, Finnick!Copy !req
670. We need to see the driver.Copy !req
671. The truck's right there!Copy !req
672. Should we get out
and push the train?Copy !req
673. - What now?
- You wanted to keep up!Copy !req
674. Real funny!Copy !req
675. When we find out
who this mysterious driver is,Copy !req
676. then I'm gonna...Copy !req
677. Oh, ow, ow, ow!Copy !req
678. - Come on! This way!
- What? again?Copy !req
679. Are all chases
so full of chasing?Copy !req
680. Sherlock Holmes must have been
in better shape than me.Copy !req
681. - Excuse me!
- Out of my way!Copy !req
682. What, no apology?Copy !req
683. Huh? Why should I apologise
when you pushed me?Copy !req
684. We can do this!Copy !req
685. - Too late!
- Aw, rats!Copy !req
686. - The licence plate!
- I saw!Copy !req
687. What is it?Copy !req
688. It's a rectangular metal plate
with letters and numbers,Copy !req
689. but I didn't have time
to read them.Copy !req
690. No, he's getting away!Copy !req
691. All is lost.Copy !req
692. I can't believe
that a Finn is behind this.Copy !req
693. In my experience,
it's people that mess things up.Copy !req
694. But what would you know
about that?Copy !req
695. I know quite a lot, actually.Copy !req
696. I've lived in five towns.Copy !req
697. And I had friends
in each one of them.Copy !req
698. We'd play games and hang out,
and we talked about everything.Copy !req
699. And when I moved,Copy !req
700. did any of them even
think about calling me?Copy !req
701. Hm?Copy !req
702. No way, I'm not like that.Copy !req
703. When you finally
move out of my house,Copy !req
704. I promise
I won't forget to call you.Copy !req
705. Ser-I-ous-ly...Copy !req
706. Ouch!Copy !req
707. Next time
I'm riding in first class!Copy !req
708. And it only gets better
from here!Copy !req
709. Oh!Copy !req
710. But how... how can that be right?Copy !req
711. That's physically impossible.Copy !req
712. I know, but it looks so real!Copy !req
713. I can't believe my eyes.Copy !req
714. How can there be two trains?Copy !req
715. Will you look at the screen
already, you nitwit?Copy !req
716. Huh?Copy !req
717. No, this simply
cannot be happening!Copy !req
718. Eastbound 74,
you must stop immediately.Copy !req
719. I repeat, stop immediately,
right this minute!Copy !req
720. We've got to stop them!Copy !req
721. There's another train
heading for you!Copy !req
722. There's no need to panic.
We covered this... in class.Copy !req
723. Oh! That was the class I missed!Copy !req
724. Attention, all!
It's time to hang on tight!Copy !req
725. Ugh!Copy !req
726. Huh? OK, everyone.Copy !req
727. Panic!Copy !req
728. Huh? What is this?Copy !req
729. We have to get off the train!Copy !req
730. On the count of three. Three!Copy !req
731. I've never been on a train
before. Is this normal?Copy !req
732. Not exactly!Copy !req
733. Oh, jeez, it's not even
my shift!Copy !req
734. Well, I've got something to say
to customer serviceCopy !req
735. about your train!Copy !req
736. Huh!
Who's got a train anymore?Copy !req
737. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
738. Pfft!Copy !req
739. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!Copy !req
740. Oh, hey, guys,
gonna need your help here!Copy !req
741. What's going on here?
Who is this?Copy !req
742. Ugh!Copy !req
743. I've got a schedule!
You can't do...Copy !req
744. What's happening?Copy !req
745. Oh!Copy !req
746. Watch out!Copy !req
747. Get in here! Hurry!Copy !req
748. There's so much
I haven't done yet!Copy !req
749. Come on, come on, come on!Copy !req
750. You've got this! Floor it!
Faster, faster!Copy !req
751. I didn't mean that fast!
Oh-ho-ho!Copy !req
752. Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
753. The weather at a glance.Copy !req
754. On the scene in Berg,
dust and feathers swirlCopy !req
755. within a monstrous twister!Copy !req
756. This is not a typical
weather pattern for Berg.Copy !req
757. Instead we find ourselves
in a dusty doomsday,Copy !req
758. a feathered apocalypse,
if you will!Copy !req
759. Ohhh!Copy !req
760. What is happening?Copy !req
761. There's so many pranks
I haven't pulled!Copy !req
762. We're going to be OK.
Just calm down.Copy !req
763. - Not happening.
- What are you doing?Copy !req
764. You're doing great, but I'm
pretty sure it's safer inside.Copy !req
765. Tell me, while I was gone,
did you order a hot dog?Copy !req
766. A hot dog? Arggh!Copy !req
767. Definitely not that one!Copy !req
768. I won't even get to eat it!Copy !req
769. Just stay calm.
It's all under control!Copy !req
770. Arggh!Copy !req
771. Brace yourself!Copy !req
772. We're OK.Copy !req
773. Whew! Huh?Copy !req
774. ARGH!Copy !req
775. Oh!Copy !req
776. - I'm so sorry!
- That does it!Copy !req
777. I'm never working
overtime again!Copy !req
778. Take this!Copy !req
779. If we don't get supernatural
insurance, then I quit!Copy !req
780. I'd be better off
selling hot dogs on the street!Copy !req
781. - Children?
- Yeah, Mom.Copy !req
782. A rare natural phenomenon.Copy !req
783. Berg is recoveringCopy !req
784. after a once-in-a-lifetime
feather storm.Copy !req
785. Hello, Mom?
Are you guys alright?Copy !req
786. Yeah, great!Copy !req
787. You can't imagine...Copy !req
788. All the feathers outside,
unbelievable! Oh!Copy !req
789. Walk a little slower,
why don't you?Copy !req
790. It's really quite lovely,
and so strange.Copy !req
791. - It looks like winter.
- That is strange.Copy !req
792. We started filming episode 15,Copy !req
793. 'Hot City in the Snowstorm',
because...Copy !req
794. Oh!Copy !req
795. ... everything's covered
in feathers here too.Copy !req
796. Just the coincidence we needed!Copy !req
797. Yeah, a coincidence indeed.Copy !req
798. Now I understand what they say
about fast food... being heavy.Copy !req
799. Let's move!Copy !req
800. The natural props
are ready to goCopy !req
801. so you should be too!Copy !req
802. By all means, take your time!Copy !req
803. Oh! I've gotta run!
We'll talk later.Copy !req
804. Lava, snowstorms -
what will they have for us next?Copy !req
805. A tsunami?Copy !req
806. Popcorn lava,
a snowstorm made of feathers.Copy !req
807. Just like on the show!Copy !req
808. So?Copy !req
809. So this must mean
there's a Finn...Copy !req
810. Or someone...Copy !req
811. ... that's using
the plot lines from the showCopy !req
812. to destroy the town!Copy !req
813. Yeah, of course,
it's just what I thought!Copy !req
814. - That means someone...
- Someone...Copy !req
815. ... who has access to
the scripts in advanceCopy !req
816. and drives a purple truck!Copy !req
817. Now we'll be able to
find out what the next crime is!Copy !req
818. - And prevent it, of course!
- Hey, hey!Copy !req
819. That's what I call
deductive technique!Copy !req
820. I've cracked the case wide open!
Ha-ha!Copy !req
821. Come on, Watson!Copy !req
822. Huh?Copy !req
823. Finnick, we have to go
the other way.Copy !req
824. And where's that?Copy !req
825. The place where we can find
the latest script to the show.Copy !req
826. Told ya!Copy !req
827. - Oh, am I a natural!
- Huh.Copy !req
828. He's already been here.Copy !req
829. - Who?
- That Finn, of course! Oh.Copy !req
830. This is it. Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
831. - Uh-huh.
- What's in there?Copy !req
832. Well, so far,Copy !req
833. it's just the Violet Villain
rambling on and on.Copy !req
834. Then dancing and singing
and juggling.Copy !req
835. Here he plays the bongos.Copy !req
836. Ah, right here! Mm-hm.Copy !req
837. So? What's it say? Is it awful?Copy !req
838. It says there's gonna be
some kind of wheel or somethingCopy !req
839. that's gonna roll...Copy !req
840. Well, that's nothing!Copy !req
841. We can handle that. Oh!Copy !req
842. I mean, you can handle that.Copy !req
843. And there's no way this can
threaten an entire town.Copy !req
844. I mean, how bad
can a tiny wheel be?Copy !req
845. The Ferris wheel.Copy !req
846. This production is
a nightmare on film street!Copy !req
847. I have to face
a new sabotage every day!Copy !req
848. - Let's run!
- What's going on here?Copy !req
849. Hey, look!Copy !req
850. All clear.Copy !req
851. Finnick, help me!Copy !req
852. - It's so dark in here.
- Come on!Copy !req
853. There's got to be
evidence in there!Copy !req
854. Oh, but I can't see a thing.Copy !req
855. Finnick?Copy !req
856. No-no-no-no-no-no!Copy !req
857. Oh. Oh, rats!Copy !req
858. Oh!Copy !req
859. Huh?Copy !req
860. Almost there.Copy !req
861. - Finnick?
- Who's in there?Copy !req
862. And how did you end up
in my truck?Copy !req
863. You're lucky I heard you,Copy !req
864. otherwise you'd be stuck
for a while.Copy !req
865. What are you doing in there?Copy !req
866. Oh, come on, here,
let me help you out.Copy !req
867. What? Did you see somebody?Copy !req
868. Oh. Yeah, the house
needs a makeover. I know.Copy !req
869. Listen,
I need to tell you something.Copy !req
870. It might sound
a little crazy, but...Copy !req
871. I worked in film.
Nothing seems crazy to me.Copy !req
872. What do I do now?
Do I save Christine?Copy !req
873. The town? Or do I save myself?Copy !req
874. Ohhh!Copy !req
875. OK, but I swear
this is the last time!Copy !req
876. So you're telling me
that in every houseCopy !req
877. there's some kind of
invisible monster?Copy !req
878. No! Finns aren't monsters.Copy !req
879. Well, only yours is.
I think his name is Muffinn.Copy !req
880. So he's the oneCopy !req
881. who's been committing
all these crimes,Copy !req
882. and the whole town is in danger?Copy !req
883. Yeah.Copy !req
884. And he goes by
'Invisible Terror'?Copy !req
885. Yeah. It's sort of a lame name.Copy !req
886. Ha! Nobody will
ever believe this.Copy !req
887. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
888. That's because
nobody can see themCopy !req
889. unless they have
a piece of their fur.Copy !req
890. Huh?Copy !req
891. Oh! Oh.Copy !req
892. You mean like this?Copy !req
893. The Invisible Terror!Copy !req
894. It's not a lame name.
We workshopped it for hours!Copy !req
895. So you two
are the Invisible Terror?Copy !req
896. Yep!Copy !req
897. Um, I need to use
the ladies room.Copy !req
898. I'm afraid we don't have
a ladies room.Copy !req
899. And I'm afraid
there's no escape.Copy !req
900. But why have you been
committing all these crimes?Copy !req
901. Aren't you the nosy one?Copy !req
902. You guys are geniuses.
How do you do it?Copy !req
903. Oh, now that question I like!Copy !req
904. Just like a real interview!Copy !req
905. A true artist needs to
be able to share his process.Copy !req
906. No-one ever believed
in me and my talent.Copy !req
907. Yeah, I used to be so lonely,Copy !req
908. and I dreamed about
having a real friend!Copy !req
909. Not only that,
but they used to mock me!Copy !req
910. And Finnick made fun of meCopy !req
911. and he provoked all the others
to laugh at my human!Copy !req
912. That's so awful!Copy !req
913. Until the night
that I lost it all!Copy !req
914. The night
that my dream came true!Copy !req
915. You don't know a thing
about how to play a villain!Copy !req
916. That takes an artistry
you'll never have!Copy !req
917. I'd been watching fake villains
in movies and on TVCopy !req
918. since I was a kid.Copy !req
919. And I never believed
a single word they said.Copy !req
920. They made me sick.Copy !req
921. Nothing but frauds, all of them.Copy !req
922. But those who wouldn't
let real talent shineCopy !req
923. were the worst villains of all.Copy !req
924. Huh?Copy !req
925. Huh.Copy !req
926. Hm!Copy !req
927. Hm.Copy !req
928. Huh!Copy !req
929. Hm. Ha!Copy !req
930. Hey there.Copy !req
931. Argh!Copy !req
932. Brrr! It was just a dream.Copy !req
933. - Argh!
- How about a paw?Copy !req
934. Demon!Copy !req
935. What kind of demon are you?Copy !req
936. It's OK. I'm your friend.Copy !req
937. I'm sorry... about your shirt.Copy !req
938. Do you think it can be fixed?Copy !req
939. - Yeah, not so much.
- Oh.Copy !req
940. My human deserves to wearCopy !req
941. nothing but the very best!Copy !req
942. I knew thenCopy !req
943. I wasn't alone anymore!Copy !req
944. Brrr!Copy !req
945. It was then that I knew.Copy !req
946. If people thought that I was
no good as an actorCopy !req
947. and I could never make it
as a convincing villain...Copy !req
948. ... then I would show themCopy !req
949. exactly what kind of
evil supervillain I had inside!Copy !req
950. - This town is mine!
- Oh!Copy !req
951. - Breathtaking! Genius!
- Why, thank you.Copy !req
952. Huh? Where are you going?Copy !req
953. Um, but why this town?Copy !req
954. Oh!Copy !req
955. Oh, unfortunately,
your time is up. I gotta run.Copy !req
956. Would you like to know
what comes next?Copy !req
957. No spoilers here! Ha!Copy !req
958. Only in the movies
does the villainCopy !req
959. confess his entire plan
in act three.Copy !req
960. I already know.Copy !req
961. - You're using the wheel.
- How'd you know that?Copy !req
962. Acting out the script
from that TV show is obvious.Copy !req
963. But the script has been through
several rewrites.Copy !req
964. You're gonna love
the new Ferris wheel sequence.Copy !req
965. It'll be
the 'roll' of a lifetime!Copy !req
966. Boo!Copy !req
967. That looks just like a...Copy !req
968. Yeah, like a costume
made out of real Finn fur.Copy !req
969. Of course, we had to shear a few
Finns to make this masterpiece.Copy !req
970. Yep, yep, had to.Copy !req
971. I almost didn't recognise them!Copy !req
972. Slimfinn.Copy !req
973. Frogfinn.Copy !req
974. After we shaved 'em,Copy !req
975. they went totally cuckoo.Copy !req
976. Just like JB always says,
"Real art requires sacrifice!"Copy !req
977. Every day he seems more and more
like a real Finn to me.Copy !req
978. Yeah, and in this get-up,
I'm invisible!Copy !req
979. The fur makes me itch
like crazy, I'm tellin' you,Copy !req
980. but as I always say,
art requires sacrifice.Copy !req
981. Still whining
about our fur, are we?Copy !req
982. Did you know that Finns
are just wild about ice cream?Copy !req
983. Mm!Copy !req
984. What?Copy !req
985. Ohhh!Copy !req
986. - Hey, you, let my human go!
- Finnick!Copy !req
987. Or else you'll see me
go totally loco!Copy !req
988. Oh.Copy !req
989. Yeah, you let her go right now
or else I'm...Copy !req
990. ... gonna get Finnicky!Copy !req
991. You're no match for me!
I'm crazy strong!Copy !req
992. Give up now!Copy !req
993. I suppose I could always use
a little more fur.Copy !req
994. Finnick!Copy !req
995. Didn't I mentionCopy !req
996. that I used to be
a member of the hunting club?Copy !req
997. Yep, I carried
all the hunters' bags.Copy !req
998. Just let her go.
She's totally bonkers!Copy !req
999. No-one's gonna
believe her story.Copy !req
1000. You've got no need for Finnick!Copy !req
1001. His fur's gonna
wreck your costume!Copy !req
1002. My fur is fabulous!Copy !req
1003. Get this lunatic out of here!Copy !req
1004. Yeah, fabulous
if you like fleas!Copy !req
1005. Alas, we've run out of time,
so I guessCopy !req
1006. I'll have to shave
the plump one on the way there.Copy !req
1007. I am not plump, I am fluffy!Copy !req
1008. Listen to me, you let her go!Copy !req
1009. I'm the only one
who gets to see Finns.Copy !req
1010. Sorry, your fairytale
had to end.Copy !req
1011. Forever.Copy !req
1012. You weren't really serious?Copy !req
1013. But of course,
I was deadly serious.Copy !req
1014. But the houses, I mean,
you wouldn't hurt them, right?Copy !req
1015. You wouldn't just throw
the Ferris wheel at the town?Copy !req
1016. Well, of course not, silly!Copy !req
1017. I'm gonna roll it at the town!Copy !req
1018. - What?
- This will be unforgettable!Copy !req
1019. I can't wait
to see my name in lights!Copy !req
1020. All art requires sacrifice.Copy !req
1021. When were you going
to tell me about this?Copy !req
1022. Um, how about now?Copy !req
1023. But if you destroy
all the homes,Copy !req
1024. that means you'll
also destroy all the Finns.Copy !req
1025. Remember?Copy !req
1026. Not every story
has a happy endingCopy !req
1027. and no-one's gonna suffer,
I promise.Copy !req
1028. We're villains,
not animals!Copy !req
1029. Let me outta here, you animals!Copy !req
1030. I... have to save Finnick...
and the town!Copy !req
1031. It's good that my parents
are actorsCopy !req
1032. 'cause it's taught me
to take care of myself.Copy !req
1033. It's locked.Copy !req
1034. Right.Copy !req
1035. If I were Sherlock Holmes,
what would I do?Copy !req
1036. Oh! Are you kidding me?Copy !req
1037. Were they having a sale
on bars?Copy !req
1038. I refuse to let you do this!Copy !req
1039. And I refuse
to let you stop me!Copy !req
1040. Whoa!Copy !req
1041. Whoa!Copy !req
1042. This time, my friend,
art requires sacri-FUR!Copy !req
1043. No! No! No!Copy !req
1044. You stay here for now.Copy !req
1045. And you, wiggle on over here.Copy !req
1046. You're long overdue
for a haircut.Copy !req
1047. And now you're going to get it.Copy !req
1048. Wait. Just wait.Copy !req
1049. It's not that long.Copy !req
1050. I'd rather have it cut
by a professional.Copy !req
1051. I know something you want.Copy !req
1052. Come on.Copy !req
1053. Dessert?Copy !req
1054. Hey, you guys!Copy !req
1055. Anyone want ice cream?
Cool and yummy!Copy !req
1056. Here they come!Copy !req
1057. Right this way!Copy !req
1058. Go get it!Copy !req
1059. It worked!Copy !req
1060. There's no telling just
what Finns are capable of.Copy !req
1061. Don't worry,
I'll give you a trendy trim.Copy !req
1062. You've got no beef with me.Copy !req
1063. But I've got beef with you!Copy !req
1064. Whoa!Copy !req
1065. Arggh!Copy !req
1066. Oh! No, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
1067. Yeesh, I was only
gonna give him a haircut.Copy !req
1068. Whoa!Copy !req
1069. I've been meaning to
get that leak repaired.Copy !req
1070. But perhaps it's best I didn't.Copy !req
1071. Parting is such sweet sorrow.Copy !req
1072. I wish I could stick around
for the bonfire,Copy !req
1073. but I never was
one for barbecue.Copy !req
1074. You have got to get out of here!Copy !req
1075. Now, think like
you're Christine.Copy !req
1076. Uh...Copy !req
1077. It's time to go now!Copy !req
1078. So you're having
a bad hair day. It'll grow.Copy !req
1079. Too tight.Copy !req
1080. Just one more inch.Copy !req
1081. That's it. Gotta cut down
on the doughnuts.Copy !req
1082. - Hey, Muffinn!
- Huh?Copy !req
1083. Wanna lend a paw here?Copy !req
1084. Hi!Copy !req
1085. - Oh, what's wrong with you?
- Yay!Copy !req
1086. Ah, well, at least
you're still here, right?Copy !req
1087. Huh?Copy !req
1088. Huh?Copy !req
1089. Arggh!Copy !req
1090. So it wasn't the most graceful
escape, but it works for me.Copy !req
1091. Hey, you guys.
My name is Christine.Copy !req
1092. I'm Finnick's friend.Copy !req
1093. I know that it's your,
um, weekly meeting todayCopy !req
1094. and I know you're here.Copy !req
1095. No! Please don't leave!Copy !req
1096. Just hear me out!Copy !req
1097. JB, the guy with Muffinn,Copy !req
1098. he kidnaps Finns!Copy !req
1099. He's shaving off all
their hair and harming them.Copy !req
1100. And there's more. JB caused
all of Berg's disasters.Copy !req
1101. Now he plans
to crush the whole townCopy !req
1102. with the Ferris wheel
from the amusement park.Copy !req
1103. Your town will be destroyed!Copy !req
1104. Your houses will be ruined.Copy !req
1105. Finns and your humans
will be hurt!Copy !req
1106. We have got to stop this!Copy !req
1107. And we can if we act together!Copy !req
1108. Together!Copy !req
1109. Yeah, I know it's against all
your rules to even talk to me.Copy !req
1110. But Finnick broke the rules,
and I've broken my rulesCopy !req
1111. to never get too comfortable
in a new townCopy !req
1112. and never make real friends.Copy !req
1113. I'm guilty as charged!
But JB has kidnapped Finnick!Copy !req
1114. And Finnick is my best friend,
who I don't want to lose!Copy !req
1115. You know how special he is!Copy !req
1116. Please help me.
I can't do it alone.Copy !req
1117. - Oh!
- Mm.Copy !req
1118. Mm.Copy !req
1119. I think I need a hug!Copy !req
1120. And to think
I was gonna stay home.Copy !req
1121. Time to join together!Copy !req
1122. Sure, it's against our bylaws.Copy !req
1123. We've vowed
never to reveal ourselves.Copy !req
1124. But now our way of life
depends on that very thing!Copy !req
1125. You broke the rules,
and so can we.Copy !req
1126. I trust you with this.Copy !req
1127. Huh? Whoa!Copy !req
1128. That JB is no match for us!Copy !req
1129. We just have to seize his fur
suit and get that bracelet,Copy !req
1130. and we can leave the rest
to the police!Copy !req
1131. Let's teach this guy
some manners!Copy !req
1132. I just hope we make it!Copy !req
1133. Whee!Copy !req
1134. Huh!Copy !req
1135. Today I'm the star.Copy !req
1136. I was born to play the villain,
no directors necessary.Copy !req
1137. But as I always say,
real art requires sacrifice.Copy !req
1138. Hey, man,
you got a problem with us?Copy !req
1139. Excuse me? Excuse you!Copy !req
1140. Oh!Copy !req
1141. Ah! Oh! Mm!Copy !req
1142. I need ice cream!Copy !req
1143. Not now! Gotta go.Copy !req
1144. This thing
should have an elevator.Copy !req
1145. Where do my tax dollars go?Copy !req
1146. Finally.Copy !req
1147. It's nearly showtime!Copy !req
1148. This moment calls for
an evil laugh.Copy !req
1149. Whew!Copy !req
1150. Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1151. Arggh!Copy !req
1152. Ugh!Copy !req
1153. Not you again!Copy !req
1154. Well, if it isn't
the Invisible Id-I-ot!Copy !req
1155. My name
is the Invisible Terror!Copy !req
1156. Whoa.Copy !req
1157. I should have shaved you
when I had the chance!Copy !req
1158. Give me that!Copy !req
1159. - Let me go!
- With pleasure!Copy !req
1160. Huh? Oh!Copy !req
1161. Now, stop trying
to steal my scene!Copy !req
1162. Huh? What? Again?Copy !req
1163. I hate
to break it to you,Copy !req
1164. but you're the worst barber
of all time!Copy !req
1165. Ow!Copy !req
1166. Take this! Take that!Copy !req
1167. Now stay there. Huh!Copy !req
1168. The lighter!Copy !req
1169. You looking for this?Copy !req
1170. Look up there, it's a fire!Copy !req
1171. - Whoa!
- Yeah, why not?Copy !req
1172. I'm commandeering
your binoculars.Copy !req
1173. Huh?Copy !req
1174. This might be the first time
in a hundred yearsCopy !req
1175. Berg has a criminal!Copy !req
1176. Somebody call the police!
Wait a minute, I am the police!Copy !req
1177. Look at what you've done!Copy !req
1178. Alright, let's have it your way!Copy !req
1179. The audience deserves
to see me in full costume!Copy !req
1180. Here comes the really fun part!
Whoo!Copy !req
1181. Oh!Copy !req
1182. You've got a front row seat,
don't you?Copy !req
1183. Arggh!Copy !req
1184. Ugh.Copy !req
1185. We're too late!Copy !req
1186. Finnick?Copy !req
1187. Finnick!Copy !req
1188. Wah...Copy !req
1189. At least now
we can skip the Zipper.Copy !req
1190. Enjoy the show!Copy !req
1191. Plus the sequel next season.
The national tour!Copy !req
1192. Oh! Eugh. Come on!Copy !req
1193. Huh?Copy !req
1194. Arggh!Copy !req
1195. Oh!Copy !req
1196. Where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
1197. Christine?
What are you doing here?Copy !req
1198. Just exploring the town.Copy !req
1199. Ohhh!Copy !req
1200. My house
will be the first to go!Copy !req
1201. It's the only home I've known.Copy !req
1202. Nope!
That is not going to happen.Copy !req
1203. Now, what are you waiting for?Copy !req
1204. Move it, already!Copy !req
1205. What, are you blind?Copy !req
1206. Can't you see my blinker?Copy !req
1207. We haven't got all day here!
Get out of my way!Copy !req
1208. - We'll never make it!
- Oh, yes, we will!Copy !req
1209. Everybody... hang onto your fur!Copy !req
1210. What in the world?Copy !req
1211. Push like the wind!
Like you're Finns!Copy !req
1212. This was not
in the script!Copy !req
1213. Wha... Huh?Copy !req
1214. You can't stop me!
Oh, gross!Copy !req
1215. You've got to keep
piling them up! Right there!Copy !req
1216. To the right! The right!Copy !req
1217. Arggh!Copy !req
1218. That was a close one!Copy !req
1219. To the left! Go left!Copy !req
1220. - They said left!
- All together!Copy !req
1221. Go, go, go!
Let's do this together!Copy !req
1222. I can hold it off...Copy !req
1223. Whoa!Copy !req
1224. Where'd it go?Copy !req
1225. Whoa!Copy !req
1226. Whoa!Copy !req
1227. Ha-ha! Hit the road, wheel!Copy !req
1228. This Finn is on a roll!Copy !req
1229. - You actually did it, partner!
- Was there ever any doubt?Copy !req
1230. - Well, maybe just a little.
- Hang on, I'm coming.Copy !req
1231. I'm running!
Or rather, I'm falling!Copy !req
1232. Whoa!Copy !req
1233. OK, so now what's the plan?Copy !req
1234. I haven't exactly
figured that out yet!Copy !req
1235. Alright, are we all set?Copy !req
1236. Wait! Where are my new actors?Copy !req
1237. - Present!
- Then get on my set!Copy !req
1238. - Yes, sir! Here we come!
- Oh, wow! Happily!Copy !req
1239. Oh.Copy !req
1240. What is that?Copy !req
1241. Mom, Dad! What's up?Copy !req
1242. - Christine!
- It's Christine!Copy !req
1243. Nobody told me about
the new prop, did they?Copy !req
1244. I don't know. But I'll add it
to the props list!Copy !req
1245. Christine!Copy !req
1246. What are you doing
in there?Copy !req
1247. Just hanging out.Copy !req
1248. - What?
- Right.Copy !req
1249. This calls for stunt 85.Copy !req
1250. - We're coming, sweetie!
- Everything will be fine.Copy !req
1251. Don't worry.Copy !req
1252. Time for stunt one-oh...Copy !req
1253. Oh! This one never works!Copy !req
1254. Whoa!Copy !req
1255. - Christine, don't let go!
- I've got you!Copy !req
1256. And I've got you!Copy !req
1257. And I've got all of you!Copy !req
1258. I knew the circus training
would come in handy!Copy !req
1259. What a shot! I got it!Copy !req
1260. - We all intact?
- Nearly.Copy !req
1261. My baby,
you're safe and sound with us!Copy !req
1262. We love you so much, Christine!Copy !req
1263. And I love you, all of you.Copy !req
1264. Technology is a curse!Copy !req
1265. I had the thing in video mode
so why didn't it record?Copy !req
1266. Tell me somebody got that!Copy !req
1267. Eh.Copy !req
1268. P.A.: Citizens of Berg!
Please keep calm!Copy !req
1269. The situation is under control.Copy !req
1270. Why didn't I just go
to Hollywood?Copy !req
1271. They know real talent
when they see it.Copy !req
1272. Scram! And stay there! Huh?Copy !req
1273. You'll never understand
what real art is.Copy !req
1274. Actually, I'm a film buff.Copy !req
1275. Ah! He had time to put on
a bracelet but not pants?Copy !req
1276. They'll talk about
my performance for years!Copy !req
1277. A villain for the ages!Copy !req
1278. Might I get some heat back here?
My feet are freezing.Copy !req
1279. Ah, well,
I guess that's over now.Copy !req
1280. Uh-huh, that's a wrap.Copy !req
1281. Now we can go our separate ways
and just get back to our lives.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, we can.Copy !req
1283. And I guess that I won't
see you from now on.Copy !req
1284. Deal's a deal.
I intend to keep my promise.Copy !req
1285. What am I supposed to do
with that?Copy !req
1286. As if that could ever be my fur.Copy !req
1287. JB took your fur from me
and so I thought I'd...Copy !req
1288. Rob an old Finn of the only fur
he's got left? Bleugh.Copy !req
1289. Plus that colour washes you out.
Huh.Copy !req
1290. This'll look better on you.Copy !req
1291. Be careful with it.
It took me all day to braid.Copy !req
1292. Give the other one
back to Grandpops.Copy !req
1293. He needs all the fur he can get.Copy !req
1294. - OK, moving on.
- Does this mean...Copy !req
1295. ... that I could be...Copy !req
1296. ...like, your favourite human
or something?Copy !req
1297. Well, obviously. Duh!Copy !req
1298. My B... FF!Copy !req
1299. Best Finn Forever!Copy !req
1300. OK, OK, that's enough now.Copy !req
1301. Let's get down to business!Copy !req
1302. - Now, this is fun!
- Yeah, ha-ha!Copy !req
1303. Ooh! Hey,
thanks for the hyper speed!Copy !req
1304. That's the only way to ride it.Copy !req
1305. The formula doesn't have
any side effects so far, right?Copy !req
1306. Just itching, bloating and gas.Copy !req
1307. Ha-ha! Nope, no side effects
to see here.Copy !req
1308. Oh, I feel my fur
coming back to me!Copy !req
1309. The town! The Ferris wheel!
JB! How could I?Copy !req
1310. I can barely remember it!Copy !req
1311. All I know is
I'm addicted to ice cream.Copy !req
1312. Oh, ice cream?
Did somebody say ice cream?Copy !req
1313. - I want some!
- Sh! Now calm down and breathe.Copy !req
1314. You'll all get your ice cream,
but dinner comes first.Copy !req
1315. Oh, look at us go!Copy !req
1316. Not too fast now!Copy !req
1317. Finally a day off!Copy !req
1318. Hey, you guys, should
we do this again tomorrow?Copy !req
1319. What do you say?Copy !req
1320. Whew!Copy !req
1321. Thank goodness I found you!Copy !req
1322. Christine!Copy !req
1323. Listen, we're not working.
Today is our day off.Copy !req
1324. Yeah, but you've been cast
in a brand-new project!Copy !req
1325. Uh... what?Copy !req
1326. - Wait till you read this script.
- Listen, um...Copy !req
1327. - I've got tickets for the...
- Movies?Copy !req
1328. - Yeah! For, uh...
- Tomorrow?Copy !req
1329. Yeah! I thought that maybe
you'd like to go with...Copy !req
1330. Hey, wait,
how did you know all that?Copy !req
1331. Is it a yes or a no?Copy !req
1332. - Oh, just say yes!
- The leading roles?Copy !req
1333. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
1334. You know what this means,
don't you, babe?Copy !req
1335. We can afford to fix the house?Copy !req
1336. Fix it?Copy !req
1337. - We can afford to buy it!
- Should I take that as a yes?Copy !req
1338. - Oh, we're not sure.
- Much to discuss.Copy !req
1339. - I guess we could.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1340. Don't even try for overtime.Copy !req
1341. That's right,
and we also need weekends offCopy !req
1342. to spend time with
our beautiful daughter!Copy !req
1343. - Christine!
- Ah! Oh!Copy !req
1344. Yes!Copy !req
1345. Get lost!Copy !req
1346. Yeah, I get it!Copy !req
1347. These days every home
has to have a series of gadgets.Copy !req
1348. A smart TV, a shower with wi-fiCopy !req
1349. and all these talking boxes.Copy !req
1350. But who really takes care
of the house?Copy !req
1351. That would be me. That's my job.Copy !req
1352. Huh? Oh. Hey, Room-bot, you've
only vacuumed two times today!Copy !req
1353. I'm watching you.
No shirkers allowed!Copy !req
1354. Huh? Oh! They're coming.
They're coming!Copy !req
1355. Hey, you, blabber-mouth,Copy !req
1356. uh, Smart-bot,
please play music.Copy !req
1357. No-no-no-no-no!
Something softer!Copy !req
1358. - I'm on it.
- Must I teach you everything?Copy !req
1359. You know,Copy !req
1360. you really had me shaking
in that last scene!Copy !req
1361. I had no idea you were
gonna make that choice!Copy !req
1362. The whole crew
had their mouths wide open!Copy !req
1363. I can't believe
you nailed it in one take!Copy !req
1364. By the way,
was that in the script?Copy !req
1365. No, it was just us.Copy !req
1366. - Did you get it?
- I sure did.Copy !req
1367. You're the best.Copy !req
1368. It's so nice to be home!Copy !req
1369. That's 'cause you've got me
as your Finn!Copy !req
1370. Our home is so cute
and cuddly now.Copy !req
1371. Indeed!Copy !req
1372. Yeah, it's as if
some invisible presenceCopy !req
1373. is looking after us.Copy !req
1374. While making our home
so cosy!Copy !req
1375. Hey, Smart-bot, what's
the secret to a cosy home?Copy !req
1376. Ha! Like she has any idea!Copy !req
1377. Finns are
the protectors of the home.Copy !req
1378. Most people have never seen
a Finn before.Copy !req
1379. There are many different Finns
in houses all over the world.Copy !req
1380. The Finn in our house
is called Finnick.Copy !req
1381. What are you doing?Copy !req
1382. Christine, how will you
ever eat all that ice cream?Copy !req
1383. Well, I happen to have
some friendsCopy !req
1384. who just go crazy for it.Copy !req
1385. Yeah!Copy !req
1386. Yes, I'm still
having problems with you.Copy !req
1387. And if you really don't get it,Copy !req
1388. then I will tell you
one more time.Copy !req
1389. I am a Finn.
You're more like a techno-Finn.Copy !req
1390. You talk too much.
Like me, I guess.Copy !req
1391. But I'm the boss, got it?Copy !req
1392. I'm a quick learner.Copy !req
1393. Good, or you'll end up
like the toaster.Copy !req
1394. I'm watching you.Copy !req
1395. Leave me alone!Copy !req
1396. My fur is so nice!Copy !req
1397. Vive I'ice cream!Copy !req
1398. Mm, yeah! Finnick!Copy !req
1399. I think he's the best Finn
that there is.Copy !req