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96. Hello.
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98. "This device is not responding or notcompatible with the operating system.
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120. Indeed.
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126. Kangaroo rats can survivelonger than giraffes.
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127. - Okay. Okay, okay.-Did you know—
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132. or, through inaction, allow a human to be harmed.
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157. Tell me when you see it.
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158. Connected.
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159. I need you to use this datato make a forecast.
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160. Data indicates 15 separate weather events
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161. advancing at 155 miles per hour.
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163. over this locationwithin the next 24 hours.
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167. Forty days, approximately.
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172. And east, too many cities.
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173. You know what that means?
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189. If we don't go before that storm hits, we'll die down here. All of us.
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195. Well, we can't all be Einstein.
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197. I gave you digital levelers.
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202. One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
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203. - Good. Good. Stop. Stop.-One, two. One, two.
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204. All right. All right.Now, this is walking forward...
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207. One, two. One, two.
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217. Turning.
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219. Stopping.
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224. One, two. One, two. One, two. One, two.
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227. One, two.
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232. Dewey.
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233. Dewey.
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248. Finch, what is our destination?
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249. When I was a kid, these fieldswere covered with wildflowers.
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250. Mustard seed, alfalfa. Color as far as the eye could see. Mustard seed, alfalfa. Color as far as the eye could see.
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254. I know. Don't fiddle with it.
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261. Caution.
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271. So friends and family could stay in touch.
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294. No, Dewey. Let's let the big fella have a turn.
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298. Never pass on the opportunityfor your next meal.
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300. Especially when you havea hungry dog to feed.
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308. - Up there, it's like Swiss cheese.-Took me awhile to figure that out.
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311. It was a good thing I was at work.
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315. But, Finch, you said up there it's like Swiss cheese.
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317. I don't wear this UV suit for fun.
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318. This is not a joke.I don't wear this UV suit for fun.
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353. Body temperature high, 102.2.
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355. Finch, there is something rattling aroundinside of my head.
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356. Shelter advised.
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357. - Tornado warning. Shelter advised.-Stay. Stay, boy.
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359. Tornado warning. Shelter advised.
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362. We need to tie the RV downwith these spikes and the winches.
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366. 1,800 feet. 1,800 feet.
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382. 500 feet.
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386. Shelter advised.
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387. Get in the back.
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388. - The back. The back.-Dewey! Not you.
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407. The Fleetwood Southwindis not known for its safety features.
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410. Great. Shredded tire, no jack.
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411. Mistakes will get you killed, Weinberg.You should know that by now.
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421. I would like that very much.
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422. Well, how about Jack?
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423. No, Jack is a tool's name.
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424. How about William Shakespeare? Will you call me William Shakespeare?
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425. That's taken.
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426. Maybe something a little less complicated.You know? Keep it simple.
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427. Napoleon Bonaparte.
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428. Napoleon was short.
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429. And what is wrong with being short?
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430. Nothing at all. It's just thatyou are not short. You're very tall.
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431. I am very tall.
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433. Rover is a dog's name.
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435. Okay. Still, maybe somethinga little less complicated or appropriate.
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445. Besides, with just the two of us, who needs names?
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446. Jeff.
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447. Jeff?
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448. Jeff.
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450. Have I said something funny?
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451. No. No, absolutely not. No.
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454. - Just like you suggested, Finch.-Yeah.
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462. Other hand. Corresponding hand.
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463. And shake hands.
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470. However, it seems to have misunderstoodeverything I have said.
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473. There's no such thing as dog talk.
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474. I don't think it likes me.
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475. Well, he doesn't trust you yet.
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481. It's...
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486. back when I was a junior at Tri Alpha, back when I was a junior at Tri Alpha,
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487. word came from up topthat I was gonna be put on a team
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489. Problem was that I didn't reallylike working on a team,
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490. - so I was having some problems—Why didn't you like
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491. working on a team, Finch?
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492. Because my teamwas a bunch of knuckleheads.
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494. What's a knucklehead?
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495. I just worked better by myself, okay? Now listen.
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496. - Listening.-All right.
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497. Now, we were having real problemsgetting the OS to talk to the hardware.
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498. And the team was certainthat it was a hardware issue.
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499. But I knew it wasn't.It was something else.
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500. And guess who cracked it?
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501. Well, anyway, that doesn't matter.
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502. The next thing I know,
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503. is Doctor Norman Rostoker, who founded TAE Technologies,
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504. he pays us a visit.
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505. And that is a big deal.
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506. He pats us on the backand then he singles me out.
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507. He says, "Weinberg."
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508. The man knows my name.
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509. That's right. He said,
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510. "Weinberg, I heard you figured this outall by yourself. Is that true?"
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511. And I had to think about thatfor a minute.
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512. But then I knew what I had to say.
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513. And so I told himl couldn't have done it without my team.
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514. But you said your team werea bunch of knuckleheads.
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515. Well, he looked me right in the eye, and he knew I was lying.
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516. But he also knew I had my team's back.
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517. So he gave me this wink and told us all,
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518. "Teamwork. That's the key."
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519. Teamwork is the key.
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520. - Yeah.-Wink, wink.
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521. That's right.
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522. That's right.
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523. I'm not sure I understandwhat the story was about, Finch.
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524. - Well, think about it.-I am.
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525. It's about building trustand getting other people to trust you.
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526. Yes, but you didn't actuallytrust your team, Finch.
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527. And I found the storyquite hard to follow.
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528. May I suggest—
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529. Finch.
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530. Finch, would you like me to drive?
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531. - UV radiation detected, 141 degrees.-I just need a few minutes. -UV radiation detected, 141 degrees.-I just need a few minutes.
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532. I want you two...
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533. to start working on...
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534. that trust.
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535. - Okay?-Like in the story?
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536. Yeah, yeah. Just like in the story.
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537. Stay in the shade.
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538. Come on.
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539. Come on.
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540. - Hey, no.-Come on.
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541. No. No, no, not that way.
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542. - Come on.-Come on.
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543. Come here. Okay, okay.
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544. Give me this. Give me this.
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545. Hey, come on, boy. Come on.
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546. There you go. Yeah.
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547. I told you he doesn't like me.
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548. You just stay here.
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549. Guard the fort.
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550. What should we have?
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551. Get your elbows off the table.
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552. Get your elbows off the table. Off the table. Down.
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553. Mac and cheese.
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554. I'm gonna get a triple-decker turkey club.
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555. Shit.
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556. Stay.
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557. Hey!
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558. No! Hey, hey, come. Hey. No! Hey, hey, come. Hey.
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559. Come here. Good, good, good.
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560. Stay.
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561. Hey, what's going on, Jeff?
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562. Nothing.
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563. Did you just drive the RV?
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564. No.
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565. No?
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566. It did roll though.
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567. Oh, okay. Good.
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568. Because I don't think you're quite readyto drive the RV yet.
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569. I have seen you drive.
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570. Are you upset?
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571. I need you to listen to me, okay?
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572. Okay.
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573. I want you to fetch the UV suitand bring it to me.
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574. The helmet, the cooling unit, everything, okay?
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575. Okay. Okay.
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576. Is that understood?
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577. Understood.
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578. No, no! No!
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579. No!
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580. No, no!
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581. No!
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582. I meant on foot!
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583. No, stop! Stop!
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584. I am an excellent driver.
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585. Come here.
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586. UV doesn't discriminate.Dog skin, human skin, they both fry.
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587. - I thought you wanted me—You have one job to do.
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588. Take care of this dog.It's the reason I made you.
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589. It's the only reason you exist.
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590. The fourth directive.
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591. I don't need companionship.I don't need a friend.
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592. I need you to do your job.
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593. I'm sorry. I am—
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594. I know you were born yesterday, but it's time for you to grow up!
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595. God's honest truth, you werea crazy gamble from start to finish.
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596. You just need to understandhow vulnerable we are.
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597. What do you think?
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598. Now is as good a time as any.
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599. What for?
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600. Now gently. Very gently.
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601. Give it just a little gas.
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602. Don't rush it.
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603. Just very gently.
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604. That's not gently.
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605. - Sorry.-You know what gently means.
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606. Easy.
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607. Easy now. Easy.
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608. Easy.
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609. Don't oversteer.
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610. Yeah, you've oversteered. That's oversteering.
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611. - Sorry.-Ease your foot up just a hair.
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612. Good.
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613. Good.
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614. All right. Now keep it steady, just like this.
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615. Perfect.
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616. I know— Eyes on the road.
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617. Now, she's a little thirsty, but I made some modifications.
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618. So if we can keep it steady, under 50, we should be okay.
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619. Good. Yeah.
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620. I am an excellent driver.
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621. Well, don't get ahead of yourself.
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622. Eyes on the road.
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623. See, rain man? You're just an apprentice.
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624. Then I am an excellent apprentice.
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625. San Francisco, here we come!
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626. What a cold night. It's been a long time.
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627. Finch.
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628. It's the aurora borealis.
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629. Yeah?
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630. Only now you don't have to bein Alaska to see it.
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631. You can thank the flare for that.
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632. Goodbye, ozone.
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633. Goodbye, feeling the sun on your face.
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634. Vegetation and crops and food. Goodbye, everything.
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635. And yet, here we are. And yet, here we are.
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636. Yes.
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637. Here we are, Finch.
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638. May I ask you something?
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639. If daylight is so dangerous, why are we not traveling at night?
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640. You think if traveling at night were safe,I wouldn't know that by now?
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641. Where are we headed?
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642. The Golden Gate Bridge.
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643. Into the unknown.
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644. Dust and smoke and 150-degree heatand UV radiation, that I can handle.
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645. Why?
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646. Why?
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647. Because it's predictable.
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648. Moving at night presentsthat which is not predictable.
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649. People.
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650. Starving people hiding in the shadows. People who mean you harm.
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651. People you cannot trust.
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652. But why? How do you knowyou can't trust those people?
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653. Because trust will get you killed.
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654. Trust no one.
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655. You're mad at me again.
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656. Look, things will happen to you.
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657. Things that you cannot control.
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658. Raw emotion will find you.
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659. When it does, how you deal with it, what you do... When it does, how you deal with it, what you do...
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660. will define who you are.
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661. Did that happen to you?
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662. It happens to all of us.
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663. Whether we want it to or not.
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664. It's too cold.
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665. Too cold for these old bones.
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666. Finch, I think I might stay here awhileif that's okay with you.
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667. Okay.
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668. Okay.
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669. You're unwell.
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670. What would you like me to do?
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671. Call a doctor.
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672. Good boy. Stay.
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673. Come on, Dewey.
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674. Let's get this show on the road.
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675. Lesson number one: Lesson number one:
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676. Never pass on the opportunityfor your next meal.
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677. Lesson number two...
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678. Never willfully destroyanother person's property.
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679. But a little extra muscle wouldn't hurt.
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680. That's a figure of speech, by the way.
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681. Come, Dewey.
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682. Lesson number three:
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683. Up there, it's like Swiss cheese.
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684. UV radiation high, 144 degrees.
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685. Caution.
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686. Hey.
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687. Stay here.
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688. Guard the fort.
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689. Oh, no.
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690. Lesson number four: Use your initiative.
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691. Medicine.
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692. Medicine.
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693. Initiative. Initiative.
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694. Lesson number five: Live a little.
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695. Not bad.
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696. Stay, boy.
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697. Initiative, initiative, initiative, initiative!
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698. Oh, no.
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699. I'm sorry, Dewey.
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700. Come on.
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701. Finch.
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702. Do you like my new coat?
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703. What are you doing?
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704. Have you listened to me at all? Have you listened to me at all?
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705. But— But initiative, Finch.
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706. Initiative requires common sense.
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707. If you had any, you'd knowthere's something wrong with this place.
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708. Finch, do you think—
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709. Walk away now.
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710. Finch.
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711. Where's Dewey?
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712. Dewey's gone.
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713. Heart rate high, 150 bpm.
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714. The door. Get the door.
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715. Caution.
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716. Heart rate high.
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717. Here, take this.
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718. - Caution.-Now come take the wheel.
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719. Body temperature high, 104.8.
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720. Blood pressure high.
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721. - May I make a suggestion—No!
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722. No, you may not. That was a trapand you walked right into it.
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723. Dewey was one of us and now he's goneall because of your stupid mistake.
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724. - Caution. Heart rate high.-Come on, boy.
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725. Come on. Here, boy. Come on, boy. Go. Go.
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726. From now on, there's a new set of rules.
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727. No more mistakes. We can't afford that anymore.
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728. What would you like me to do?
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729. Drive. We need the miles.
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730. Are you okay?
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731. We're being followed.
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732. We are?
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733. By who?
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734. I don't want to find out.
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735. You can still see, right?
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736. I can see.
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737. We— We have to lose him.
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738. Floor it. Floor it. Put your foot on the gas.
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739. - But the Fleetwood manual says—Do it. Just do it. Do it now!
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740. Go. Go! Go faster.
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741. May I make a suggestion, Finch?
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742. - We have to get off this road.-What are you doing?
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743. - Overpass. That means an underpass.-I don't understand.
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744. Now. Now! Hard left!
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745. Go. Go! Why are you stopping?
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746. We have to hide! Go!
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747. We have to go now!
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748. - Finch, I think—Now! Go!
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749. Finch.
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750. Maximum height of this particular underpass
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751. is 13 feet and 7 inches.
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752. With the basic customizationsof the vehicle, we're—
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753. Finch!
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754. - Finch?-What have I done?
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755. No! No, Jeff!
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756. I think they're gone, Finch.
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757. We're not gonna make it.
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758. It's over.
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759. I'm too old. I'm too sick.I'm too tired. I'm done.
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760. Finch, it's gonna rain.You know what that means—
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761. Stop it. Stop it. Just accept it.
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762. It's over.
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763. No.
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764. We can't give up.
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765. I will not allow you to give up.
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766. You will not allow it?
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767. Well, you don't get to decidebecause you're just a machine.
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768. A robot cannot harm a human or, through inaction,
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769. allow a human to come to harm.
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770. Shut up!
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771. May I ask you something?
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772. Do you think we'll make itto the Golden Gate Bridge?
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773. I think we will.
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774. You wanna know why?
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775. Because I believe in you, Finch.
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776. Can I tell you a story?
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777. Okay.
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778. Once upon a time...
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779. there was a solar flare.
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780. But the flare didn't finish us off. We did that to ourselves.
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781. Some people hid and locked their doors.
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782. Tried to pretendthat it wasn't really happening.
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783. And they didn't last very long.
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784. The rest of us did what we had to doto survive.
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785. We scavenged and we fought overwhatever was left behind
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786. until there was nothing left.
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787. I was searching this supermarket.
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788. And the place had beenpretty well cleaned out,
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789. but occasionally something gets overlookedand you get lucky.
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790. And I found a bag of noodles. And I found a bag of noodles.
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791. But before I could leave...
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792. this mother and her kid show up,
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793. and they have a shopping cartfilled with their things.
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794. The little girl couldn't have beenmore than nine years old.
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795. She had a pink unicorn backpack.
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796. And she was holding a gun in her hands.
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797. And I heard the mom say,"Remember, if you see anyone,
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798. you point at themand you do like I showed you, okay?"
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799. And then I realized that if she sees me,
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800. this little girl's gonna shoot meand take my noodles.
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801. So I hid.
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802. And waited until they were done.
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803. But as they were leaving, this station wagon pulled up.
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804. And the driver got outbecause he'd seen the little girl.
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805. And he was yelling,
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806. and he was waving a shotgun aroundlike a crazy man.
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807. He'd seen the cartand he wanted what was in it.
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808. So he was hollering,"Hand it over. Hand it over."
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809. And then the mom ran upand she was yelling at him,
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810. "Leave us alone."
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811. And the little girl is terrified and...
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812. she didn't know where to point the gun.
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813. She was crying.
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814. And they were both screaming.
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815. And then bang, bang, bang.
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816. It all happened so fast.
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817. By the time he leftand I was able to get to them,
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818. it was too late.
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819. Then I heard this sound.
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820. This tiny whimpering...
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821. coming from the girl's pink backpack.
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822. And so I opened it.
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823. And there was this shivering, tiny, little thing. And there was this shivering, tiny, little thing.
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824. So frightened.
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825. And so alone.
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826. Hunger turned men into murderers.
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827. But made...
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828. made me a coward.
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829. How can you believe in that?
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830. You see that?
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831. San Francisco.
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832. Finch.
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833. Only 480 miles.
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834. "Dad."
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835. Dad.
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836. UV radiation low. Non-critical.
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837. I think you need to come and see this.
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838. - Finch!-What?
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839. - What?-Right there.
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840. I didn't mean to hit it.
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841. I thought you said it...
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842. Swiss cheese.
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843. I don't know.
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844. This is excellent, Jeff.
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845. This is the best meal I've hadin a long, long time.
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846. Guess what?
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847. What?
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848. I saw it in my head last night.
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849. In your head?
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850. The three of us were onthe Golden Gate Bridge,
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851. like a painting that hasn't been yet.
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852. Wow!
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853. Jeff, you had a dream?
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854. That blows my mind.
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855. I would love to see youfive or six years from now.
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856. I'm not a disappointment? I'm not a disappointment?
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857. Of course not. No.
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858. And I shouldn't have called you a machine.
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859. May I ask you something?
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860. You said that the Golden Gate Bridge cardwas from your uncle,
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861. but on the back it's signed "Dad."
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862. Why is that?
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863. Boy, you don't miss a thing, do you?
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864. No, I don't.
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865. Well, I think it's time for another story.
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866. Well...
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867. My mom always said my dadhad Viking blood in him.
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868. You didn't say, "Once upon a time."
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869. Okay. And once upon a time...
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870. he left us.
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871. It was before I was born. It was before I was born.
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872. He was in the army.
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873. An engineer of some kind, evidently. Built bridges.
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874. And he was always traveling. We never had any contact.
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875. And then on my 15th birthday, that postcard shows up out of the blue.
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876. The one with the Golden Gate Bridge.
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877. And he wrote on ithe hoped we could meet one day.
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878. Meantime I was supposed togo off and see the world.
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879. And he signed it "Dad" and I treasured it.
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880. In fact, as soon as I was old enough,I went out and I bought this fancy suit.
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881. And I thought, well, when we finally do meet,
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882. I wanted to impress himand make him feel proud of me.
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883. Never heard from him again.
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884. And did you?
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885. Did I what?
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886. Did you go see the world? Did you go see the world?
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887. Well, I went to New York City once.
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888. - Yeah?-I didn't much care for it.
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889. It was crowded and dirty.
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890. And apart from that I've never beenmuch further than Missouri.
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891. But there was always something.
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892. You know, my health or my work, Mom, the end of the world.
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893. Yeah, I...
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894. I just never got around to it.
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895. What about the other postcards? Why are they all blank?
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896. Well, whenever I saw one I liked,I would buy it.
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897. You know, sort of a collection. Something for the bucket list, I guess.
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898. I don't know.
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899. Like, we humansare full of contradictions.
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900. You see, you can already tell me You see, you can already tell me
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901. how many rivetsare in the Golden Gate Bridge.
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902. And how many miles of cable were usedand how high it is.
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903. But it's not until you actuallystand on it and see the beauty,
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904. and listen to the suspension cablessinging in the wind...
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905. That's experience.
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906. That's human experience.
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907. It's not just imagining, it's living.
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908. But you've never actually beento the Golden Gate Bridge, Finch.
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909. No, Jeff, I've never been.
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910. Thank you.
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911. Like I said, humans are full of contradictions.
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912. I wish I'd done more with the time I had.
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913. Well, then let's leave right now, Finch!
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914. We'll leave right now.
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915. And if we leave right now, it'll only be 18 hours, 33 minutes— And if we leave right now, it'll only be 18 hours, 33 minutes—
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916. I'm dying, Jeff.
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917. I'm gonna die.
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918. When I'm gone...
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919. do you promiseto do what's right for Goodyear?
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920. Where's your ball?
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921. Is it here? Is that your ball?
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922. Is that your ball?
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923. Is that your ball?
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924. Where's your ball? Where's your ball?
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925. Go! Get it.
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926. Come on. All right. Okay.
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927. Now you try it.
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928. Yeah. Yeah. You throw it.
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929. Go ahead. Throw it.
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930. This kind of stuff's important.
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931. Where's your ball?
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932. Where's your ball? Is it here? Is it here?
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933. Just throw it.
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934. Is this your ball?
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935. Is this your ball?
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936. - Throw the ball.-Here, boy.
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937. Where's your ball?
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938. Throw the ball.
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939. Come on!
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940. Hey, Finch!
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941. Yeah.
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942. Here, boy!
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943. Come on, boy. No. Come on, boy. No.
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944. - Again.-But he returned it to you.
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945. Well, that's 'cause dogsare creatures of habit.
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946. Here, boy!
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947. Come on.
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948. Please?
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949. Do it.
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950. Good boy. Good—
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951. I told you he doesn't like me. I told you he doesn't like me.
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952. You two will— You'll figure it out.
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953. Come on. Trust me.
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954. Look what I did to ruin my fancy suit.
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955. I got you.
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956. It's okay.
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957. It's okay.
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958. Try and breathe, Finch. Try and breathe.
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959. I'm just gonna lay down for a while.You two play.
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960. You two go.
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961. - Go play.-Can I do something, Finch?
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962. Jeff, you already have.
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963. Shake my hand.
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964. No.
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965. No.
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966. What am I gonna do?
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967. What am I gonna do?
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968. What are you gonna do, Jeff?
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969. What would Finch do?
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970. He'd feed the dog.
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971. I'm gonna feed the dog.
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972. Oh, shit.
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973. You see, you can already tell me
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974. how many rivets arein the Golden Gate Bridge.
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975. And how many miles of cable were usedand how high it is.
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976. But it's not until you actuallystand on it and see the beauty,
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977. and listen to the suspension cablessinging in the wind...
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978. That's experience.
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979. That's human experience.
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980. Looks like we're not the only oneswho came this way.
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981. You think they're still out there?
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982. Well, there's only one way to find out.
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983. It's beautiful.
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984. Finch knew what he was talking about.
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985. Hey, how about a story?
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986. Okay, so once upon a time...
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