1. - Good morning, Dawn.
- Hi.Copy !req
2. - Hey, I like that skirt.
- Thanks.Copy !req
3. My old lady's supposed
to get me one for ChristmasCopy !req
4. - if she's not too dumb to find it.
- Concetta, I know what you mean.Copy !req
5. My parents better get me them cha-cha heels
I asked for. That's all I can say.Copy !req
6. Hey, hon, you got any Spray Net? My hair
is fallin' right down, right off my head.Copy !req
7. Sure, hon. You do your Geography homework?Copy !req
8. Fuck no. Fuck homework.
Who cares if we fail?Copy !req
9. I wanna quit and I am,
right after I get my Christmas presents.Copy !req
10. - Duncan?
- Here.Copy !req
11. - Dunne?
- Here.Copy !req
12. Friar?Copy !req
13. Miss Friar, are you hard of hearing?Copy !req
14. Here.Copy !req
15. Stand up, please.Copy !req
16. What on earth are you wearing?
This is not Halloween.Copy !req
17. - It's just a skirt and sweater.
- Button those buttons, young lady.Copy !req
18. I bet your mother didn't
see you dressed like that.Copy !req
19. - It's hot in here.
- That will be all.Copy !req
20. This is a classroom,
not a cocktail lounge, Miss Friar.Copy !req
21. Now, take this dress code violation slip home
and have it signed by your parents.Copy !req
22. And take that gum out of your mouth!
For the tenth time!Copy !req
23. If I catch you with gum in your mouth
one more time,Copy !req
24. you will be in detention for a month.Copy !req
25. Do you understand?Copy !req
26. I understand, Mr. Weinberger.Copy !req
27. - You're late, young ladies.Copy !req
28. And I will now report you on this late slip.
I had you marked absent.Copy !req
29. Now, class, before letting you go
for the holiday season,Copy !req
30. we're going to have a pop quiz.Copy !req
31. When called on,
stand, answer the question.Copy !req
32. If you are correct,
it'll be duly recorded.Copy !req
33. If you are wrong, a small red "F" will be
placed next to your name in my roll book.Copy !req
34. All right. Let's begin.Copy !req
35. Jude Fine, true or false:Copy !req
36. Baltimore was once capital
of the United States.Copy !req
37. False?Copy !req
38. True, true. True, Miss Jude Fine.Copy !req
39. You must have been talking on the phone
instead of doing your homework last night.Copy !req
40. It was the capital for two months
during the Revolutionary War.Copy !req
41. That's two red Fs for you
in just one week.Copy !req
42. It looks like
you'll be getting a deficiency.Copy !req
43. What is it, Miss Holland?Copy !req
44. Mr. Weinberger,Copy !req
45. Dawn Davenport is eating
a meatball sandwich right out in class,Copy !req
46. and she's been passing notes.Copy !req
47. I was not eating.Copy !req
48. I got a knife here in my pocketbook
and I'm gonna cut you up after class.Copy !req
49. Stop this immediately.Copy !req
50. Now they're threatening me,
these awful, cheap girls.Copy !req
51. My mother told me
to report this kind of thing.Copy !req
52. I'm trying to get an education!Copy !req
53. All of you, stop it.
Dawn Davenport, stand up.Copy !req
54. I'm trying to get an education
so I can get into a good college.Copy !req
55. - It's not fair!
- That will be all.Copy !req
56. You were quite proper in reporting
this incident, but that will be enough.Copy !req
57. She was trying to copy my homework.Copy !req
58. That's untrue, and you know it.Copy !req
59. Dawn Davenport, you are a habitual liar,
and I'm quite well aware of it.Copy !req
60. You will go to detention
for a month for this.Copy !req
61. I won't go. I wasn't eating.Copy !req
62. From your appearance, Miss Davenport,
it looks like you never stopped eating!Copy !req
63. Get up here!Copy !req
64. Now, write 50 times on this blackboard,
"I will not eat in class."Copy !req
65. "'Cause I'm fat enough already."Copy !req
66. Now, start writing
and don't stop until I tell you to.Copy !req
67. I can tell you one thing, Miss Davenport.Copy !req
68. You can count on a failing grade
in Geography this term!Copy !req
69. I'd like to set fire to this dump.Copy !req
70. Just 'cause we're pretty,
everybody's jealous.Copy !req
71. It's like a prison here.
Even at Christmas, it's like a prison.Copy !req
72. Don't even mention Christmas, Chicklette.Copy !req
73. My parents are gonna be real sorry
if I don't get them cha-cha heels.Copy !req
74. I asked, and I better get.Copy !req
75. I never get enough Christmas presents.
Everybody's so damn cheap.Copy !req
76. I should be gettin' a lot, and I'm gonna
take it all back and get the money for it.Copy !req
77. You can do that, you know.Copy !req
78. We'll probably get caught for hooky this period.
But who cares?Copy !req
79. Who cares if we fail?
It'd be fun to be expelled.Copy !req
80. I hope I get arrested.Copy !req
81. I hate this school and all these
ignorant teachers who don't know one thing.Copy !req
82. I'm the one who should be teachin'.Copy !req
83. I hate my parents too.Copy !req
84. Dawn, come see what Santa brought you!Copy !req
85. Christ. I'm comin'.Copy !req
86. Please, Howard,
try to get through this without a fight.Copy !req
87. I can't stand another one,
not on Christmas.Copy !req
88. I better get them cha-cha heels.Copy !req
89. How very sweet of you, dear.Copy !req
90. Merry Christmas, honeybunch.Copy !req
91. Hey, wonder what this could be.Copy !req
92. - A fishing rod?Copy !req
93. Won't you join us in a carol
before we open our gifts?Copy !req
94. Mother!Copy !req
95. - Come on, Dawn. It adds to the spirit.
- Hmph.Copy !req
96. Ooh-hoo!Copy !req
97. What are these?Copy !req
98. Those are your new shoes, Dawn.Copy !req
99. Those aren't the right kind.
I told you cha-cha heels. Black ones!Copy !req
100. Nice girls don't wear cha-cha heels.Copy !req
101. Give me those presents.
I'll never wear those ugly shoes.Copy !req
102. I told you the kind I wanted.
You ruined my Christmas!Copy !req
103. Please, Dawn, not on Christmas!Copy !req
104. - Get off me, you ugly witch.Copy !req
105. You devil! Come here! You'll pay for this!Copy !req
106. You devil, Dawn Davenport!
Look at your mother.Copy !req
107. - Leave me alone!
- You're such a devil!Copy !req
108. Don't touch me! Lay off me!Copy !req
109. I hate you! Fuck you!Copy !req
110. Fuck you both, you awful people!
You're not my parents!Copy !req
111. I hate you, I hate this house,
and I hate Christmas.Copy !req
112. Not on Christmas. Not on Christmas.Copy !req
113. Get back in here, Dawn Davenport!Copy !req
114. You're going to a home for girls!
That's where we're gonna put you!Copy !req
115. I'm calling the juvenile authority
right now!Copy !req
116. Get in, sugar dumplin'.Copy !req
117. Come on, honey! Hurry up! Come on!Copy !req
118. Again.Copy !req
119. Yeah!Copy !req
120. I'm comin'!Copy !req
121. Here it comes! Ready? Ready?Copy !req
122. Fuck me, baby! Fuck me, that's it!Copy !req
123. - You like that, baby?
- Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
124. Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
125. - Eat it! Eat it! Eat it!
- Mmm!Copy !req
126. Aw, fuck.Copy !req
127. Hello?Copy !req
128. Is Earl Peterson there?
This is Dawn Davenport. Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
129. You made love to me Christmas morning.Copy !req
130. Well, I just wanted to tell you
that I'm pregnant and I want money.Copy !req
131. You stole my wallet, you fat bitch!Copy !req
132. So what if I did? I want money.Copy !req
133. You'll never get any money from me, cow.Copy !req
134. Just 'cause you got them big udders
don't mean you're somethin' special.Copy !req
135. Get the hook.
Go fuck yourself for all I care.Copy !req
136. Yeah! Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
137. Hello? Hello?Copy !req
138. My little Taffy.Copy !req
139. My little baby! Taffy.Copy !req
140. Little Taffy.Copy !req
141. Taffy, please stop it.
You're giving Mother a migraine.Copy !req
142. I can jump rope if I feel like it.
It's my house too.Copy !req
143. You can jump rope in the bathroom.Copy !req
144. You know it's not big enough in there.Copy !req
145. Taffy, I have told you repeatedly,
no jumping rope within ten feet of me.Copy !req
146. Those same singsong rhymes over and over
are enough to grate on my nerves.Copy !req
147. Taffy, did you hear your mother?
Do you want another whippin' with that car aerial?Copy !req
148. It's right in that closet, don't forget.Copy !req
149. Maybe I'll stop it, and maybe I won't.Copy !req
150. Why can't I go to school?Copy !req
151. Why can't I have friends?Copy !req
152. You can't go to school because I said so.Copy !req
153. I won't have you nagging me for lunch money
and whining for help on your homework.Copy !req
154. There is no need to know about
the presidents, wars, numbers, or science.Copy !req
155. Just listen to me and you'll learn.Copy !req
156. And no little friends over here,Copy !req
157. repeating rhymes,
asking flippant questions,Copy !req
158. and talking in those nagging baby voices.Copy !req
159. Can't you just sit here and look out
into the air? Isn't that enough?Copy !req
160. Do you always have to badger me
for attention?Copy !req
161. - Now you're gonna get it.Copy !req
162. Where's that thing? Come here!Copy !req
163. —What are you doing?Copy !req
164. I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
165. Quick, Dawn,
can you hide this thing somewhere?Copy !req
166. - We got a new purse.
- Sure, girls. Put it in the closet.Copy !req
167. Nobody saw you bring
that stuff in here, did they?Copy !req
168. No. We got it right down the street.
Nobody was home.Copy !req
169. Good. Sit down.Copy !req
170. You're lucky
they came in here, Miss Taffy!Copy !req
171. We oughta get ten bucks each
just for the TV.Copy !req
172. Hi there, Taffy.Copy !req
173. She's been a hideous little girl today.
She was about to get a good whippin'.Copy !req
174. She looks so cute.Copy !req
175. Who are you, ugly?Copy !req
176. - You know who they are.
- I've never seen them before.Copy !req
177. Taffy.Copy !req
178. I just saw you yesterday, Taffy.
Come sit here with your Aunt Chicklette.Copy !req
179. - My God! This kid's bitin' me. Get her off!
- This is the last straw!Copy !req
180. - What's the matter with her?
- Help me, Concetta.Copy !req
181. She's getting' tied –
tied to her bed for a week for this.Copy !req
182. My God, listen to you!Copy !req
183. You hideous little brat!Copy !req
184. You're gonna get it good this time.
You'll see.Copy !req
185. She's gonna pay for it.
Get her on that bed.Copy !req
186. - Shut up, Taffy!
- No!Copy !req
187. - Come on! Shut up!
- You're gettin' on our nerves.Copy !req
188. I don't know what I was thinkin' about
when I had her.Copy !req
189. I don't know why you take
the shit from her that you do, Dawn.Copy !req
190. I'll never have another one.Copy !req
191. Horrible little kid,
that goddamn little shit.Copy !req
192. I don't know
how you take it anyway, Dawn.Copy !req
193. She bit my arm.Copy !req
194. That child is becoming a monster.
You can't imagine.Copy !req
195. Whining and demanding attentionCopy !req
196. and shrieking those same stupid
jump rope chants day and night.Copy !req
197. Give me that jump rope. Where is it?Copy !req
198. - I'll get that rope.
- Thanks, honey.Copy !req
199. - Give me those scissors.
- Here.Copy !req
200. I've about had it with this jump rope.Copy !req
201. It's the last time she's gonna jump
with this goddamn thing. I hate it!Copy !req
202. I'm glad I had an abortion.Copy !req
203. Maybe she needs more punishment.Copy !req
204. I've done everything a mother can do.
I've locked her in her room.Copy !req
205. I've beat her with the car aerial.
Nothing changes her.Copy !req
206. It's hard being a loving mother.Copy !req
207. I give her free food,
a bed, clean underpants.Copy !req
208. What does she expect?Copy !req
209. I can't be her little baby friend
all the time.Copy !req
210. Just get your hair done tomorrow
and you'll feel better.Copy !req
211. That's what I always do
when I get depressed.Copy !req
212. Maybe I will.Copy !req
213. I'll tell ya,
the Lipstick Beauty Salon is the best.Copy !req
214. They only let, well, you know,
special girls in.Copy !req
215. You have to audition
to even get your hair done.Copy !req
216. And there's this guy that does hair there –
Mm-mmm!Copy !req
217. - I'd suck the socks off him in a minute.
- Yeah, Gater's his name.Copy !req
218. And you know what?
He lives right next door.Copy !req
219. Wonder what his story is.
Maybe he's a chubby-chaser.Copy !req
220. Whoo-hoo, Aunt Ida! Aunt Ida!Copy !req
221. - You really like it?
- Yeah. All right, Aunt Ida.Copy !req
222. Whoo, Aunt Ida! Aunt Ida, all right.Copy !req
223. - Don't you look sweet. Mmm!Copy !req
224. Yeah. Okay, Aunt Ida!Copy !req
225. Yeah. All right, Aunt Ida.Copy !req
226. - Don't you look hot today?
- Why, thank ya, honey.Copy !req
227. I feel more – more comfortable.Copy !req
228. - Pour me a drink, would ya?
- Sure, Aunt Ida. What would you like?Copy !req
229. Sherry.Copy !req
230. - Have you met any nice boys in the salon?
- They're all pretty nice.Copy !req
231. I mean any nice queer boys.
Do you fool with any of 'em?Copy !req
232. - Aunt Ida, you know I dig women.
- Aw, don't tell me that.Copy !req
233. Christ, let's not go through this again.Copy !req
234. All those beauticians
and you don't have any boy dates?Copy !req
235. I don't want any boy dates.Copy !req
236. Honey,
I'd be so happy if you'd turn nelly.Copy !req
237. There ain't no way. I'm straight.Copy !req
238. I mean, I like a lot of queers,
but I don't dig their equipment. You know?Copy !req
239. - I like women.
- But you could change.Copy !req
240. Queers are just better.Copy !req
241. I'd be so proud if you was a fag
and had a nice beautician boyfriend.Copy !req
242. - I'd never have to worry.
- There ain't nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
243. I worry that you'll work in an office,Copy !req
244. have children,
celebrate wedding anniversaries.Copy !req
245. The world of heterosexuals
is a sick and boring life.Copy !req
246. Sometimes I think you're fuckin' crazy.Copy !req
247. I'm real happy just the way I am.Copy !req
248. Aw, let me bleach your hair out.
Let's go down to Wagon Wheel Bar.Copy !req
249. I know there's
some nice boys there for you.Copy !req
250. You are fuckin' nuts, Aunt Ida.
I gotta get to work.Copy !req
251. Don't you worry about me.
Sex ain't no problem.Copy !req
252. - See you after my last wash-and-set.
- Okay, honey.Copy !req
253. Bye.Copy !req
254. God, I love hairdressers.Copy !req
255. More.Copy !req
256. Good morning, staff,Copy !req
257. and hello to all the lovely ladies
of the Lipstick Beauty Salon.Copy !req
258. - What a beautiful couple.
- Thanks, Butter.Copy !req
259. That's a gorgeous outfit, Mrs. Dasher.Copy !req
260. - It must be an original.
- It is.Copy !req
261. - Bet it cost a fortune.
- It did.Copy !req
262. - Striking, aren't they? So chic.
- No kidding.Copy !req
263. Good morning, Mr. Dasher.
You look breathtaking today, Mrs. Dasher.Copy !req
264. Thank you, Vikki.Copy !req
265. There's some applicants for appointments here.
Would you like to view them?Copy !req
266. - Anyone particularly appalling?
- Well, yes, there is a Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
267. She seems especially cheap.
You may like her.Copy !req
268. At ease! Back to work!Copy !req
269. Yes, Mrs. Dasher.Copy !req
270. All right, girls. Come on. Line up.
Here's your big chance.Copy !req
271. Here they are, Mr. Dasher.Copy !req
272. Back over there so we can see you.Copy !req
273. My God. Look at that one.
She's just putrid.Copy !req
274. You! Go on, get out!Copy !req
275. - You heard her. Beat it!
- Go on, doll. Get out.Copy !req
276. Forgive me, Donald. I couldn't help it.Copy !req
277. There has to be a line drawn somewhere.Copy !req
278. You are quite right, Donna.Copy !req
279. You see, we are a private salon
catering to ravishing beauties only.Copy !req
280. Even one average customer would be enough
to plummet our reputation forever.Copy !req
281. So we must pick and choose
with great care.Copy !req
282. Firstly, I'd like to know your occupations.Copy !req
283. I'm a stripper.Copy !req
284. - And I work for the telephone company.
- Disqualified.Copy !req
285. I'm sorry.
May we suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?Copy !req
286. What's the matter
with the telephone company?Copy !req
287. I believe my husband
is asking the questions.Copy !req
288. Go on! Get out!
Get out of my beauty salon!Copy !req
289. Beat it, hon.Copy !req
290. And you, Miss... ?Copy !req
291. Davenport. Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
292. I'm a thief and a shitkicker,
and, uh, I'd like to be famous.Copy !req
293. - I see. You're quite striking.Copy !req
294. We are always curious
as to what drew you here to Les Lipstick.Copy !req
295. Well, I heard all the strippers come here,
and I got sick of my old salon.Copy !req
296. And supposing we become sick of you?Copy !req
297. Well, I had hoped that wouldn't happen.Copy !req
298. Well, I think it is happening.Copy !req
299. It's hard to explain,
but when I look into your face,Copy !req
300. I pick up a distinct feeling of nausea.Copy !req
301. - Hey, wait a minute!
- Disqualified.Copy !req
302. Raising your voice to my wife!
In this shop, her wish is my command.Copy !req
303. May I suggest Mr. Ray's Wig World?Copy !req
304. What is she,
some kind of princess or something?Copy !req
305. Princess Perfect.Copy !req
306. Hey, get the fuck out!Copy !req
307. Mrs. Dasher, I'm so awfully sorry.Copy !req
308. - The Better Business Bureau will hear from me!
- Just get out!Copy !req
309. Attention!Copy !req
310. Staff, this is our new customer,
Miss Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
311. This is Dribbles, Wink,Copy !req
312. - Gater...
- Hello.Copy !req
313. and Butterfly.
He's been here the longest.Copy !req
314. I'd like to have Gater,
if it would be all right.Copy !req
315. Certainly. Gater, see to it
that Miss Davenport is well taken care of.Copy !req
316. Ooh. Ooh, Gater,
I've heard so much about you.Copy !req
317. Could somebody run and get me
a double egg salad on white toast?Copy !req
318. - Certainly, Dawn.
- Ooh!Copy !req
319. Can't you put down those damn magazines?Copy !req
320. I like these damn magazines.Copy !req
321. - Better than me, I suppose?
- No, just about the same in my book.Copy !req
322. Can't we do it normal?Copy !req
323. This is normal.Copy !req
324. - Get me my tool kit.
- Get it yourself.Copy !req
325. You want the hammer today, Dawn?Copy !req
326. Huh? Huh?Copy !req
327. We can try the hacksaw.
That'd be something different.Copy !req
328. No. Not the hammer, Gater.
Use the needle-nose pliers!Copy !req
329. You asked for it, baby.Copy !req
330. My God! Look at you two,
caught right in the very act!Copy !req
331. Isn't that a pretty sight?Copy !req
332. Taffy, go to your room.Copy !req
333. Hey, Taffy, baby, cool down.
Come on over here with your daddy.Copy !req
334. Don't you talk to her like that.Copy !req
335. You are not my daddy,
you disgusting hippie pig.Copy !req
336. And I wouldn't get near a bed that had
been defiled by the likes of you two.Copy !req
337. I'd sooner jump in a river of snot.Copy !req
338. Well, go jump then.
Go kill yourself and do us all a favor.Copy !req
339. Hey, Taffy, baby,
come suck your daddy's dick.Copy !req
340. I wouldn't suck your lousy dickCopy !req
341. if I was suffocating
and there was oxygen in your balls!Copy !req
342. You pay some respect
to your mother, Miss Taffy.Copy !req
343. And if I catch you spying
and nosing around here one more time,Copy !req
344. I'm going to put you
in the mental hospital.Copy !req
345. She can't help it. She's retarded.Copy !req
346. I am not retarded!Copy !req
347. Yes, you are, Taffy.
I had you tested when you were a little girl.Copy !req
348. A staff of doctors examined you.Copy !req
349. And maybe the reason you don't remember isCopy !req
350. that they told me
you are most definitely retarded.Copy !req
351. I never went to any hospital.
That is a rotten, filthy lie.Copy !req
352. I'm afraid it's the truth.
I don't like it any better than you do.Copy !req
353. To think that my genes were polluted
by your birth is not a very pleasant thought.Copy !req
354. How could I call you my mother?
I wish I'd been an orphan!Copy !req
355. You can tell she's retarded.
Look at her face.Copy !req
356. - She has the face of an old woman.
- It's true.Copy !req
357. Look in the mirror, Taffy.
For 14, you don't look so good.Copy !req
358. It's because you've been
such a brat all your lifeCopy !req
359. that now, all that brattishness
is showing in your face,Copy !req
360. the face of a retarded brat.Copy !req
361. Yes, sirree, that's a real time warp
of a face you got there.Copy !req
362. What do you know about anything?Copy !req
363. Some of the faces I've seen you with
could stop a train.Copy !req
364. - Give me ten dollars.
- Awfully demanding, aren't you?Copy !req
365. Give me ten dollars or I'm calling the police.
It's as simple as that.Copy !req
366. And don't think I'd hesitate
to put you two slobs behind barsCopy !req
367. for the rest of your lives.Copy !req
368. What would you do with ten dollars?Copy !req
369. Writin' a book, hippie?Copy !req
370. Why don't you go listen to some folk music
and give me a break?Copy !req
371. - Taffy Davenport! Give her the money.
- What?Copy !req
372. You heard me.
I said give her the ten dollars.Copy !req
373. You digging it, baby?Copy !req
374. Gater, Gater, Gater!Copy !req
375. Gater!Copy !req
376. Real funny, Gater!Copy !req
377. You should have seen your face.Copy !req
378. I've had it with you.
Why don't you just get out?Copy !req
379. Go back to your fat aunt
and leave me alone!Copy !req
380. I got off on it. I really got off on it.Copy !req
381. Did you?
Well, hip hip hooray for your cheap climax.Copy !req
382. What about me, fuck face?Copy !req
383. Some pitiful excuse for a husband
you turned out to be.Copy !req
384. Why don't you just go take
your fucking tool kitCopy !req
385. and go fuck a garage?Copy !req
386. I'm gonna get my hair done.Copy !req
387. I couldn't help it. If you could've seen
the expression on your face.Copy !req
388. I thought I'd piss myself
when I seen that carrot in your mouth.Copy !req
389. It's a weird joint, ain't it, Dawn?Copy !req
390. You're cut off for two weeks for this.Copy !req
391. And don't – just don't even
speak to me at the salon either.Copy !req
392. Just pretend we don't know one another.Copy !req
393. That will be $104, please.Copy !req
394. For a wash and set?Copy !req
395. Well, I don't know what
you're accustomed to in good grooming,Copy !req
396. but this is the Lipstick Beauty SalonCopy !req
397. and not some bargain-basement
beauty school.Copy !req
398. That's outrageous.
I won't pay that for a wash and set.Copy !req
399. Well, give us the hairdo back then.Copy !req
400. What are you talking about?Copy !req
401. Boys, she won't pay. Take the hairdo back.Copy !req
402. What do you mean, she won't pay?Copy !req
403. - Won't pay? Slut! Come here!
- We'll just take that back.Copy !req
404. - Just pay for the goddamn hair!
- I ought to rip your face off!Copy !req
405. Get out of my salon!
Don't ever set foot in here againCopy !req
406. or I'll put your little
plastic surgery in reverse!Copy !req
407. Now get out!Copy !req
408. I'm sorry I made you wait,
but we had some trouble up front there.Copy !req
409. Sorry for the interruption, Sally.
You're one of my prettiest customers.Copy !req
410. Shut up, Dribbles.Copy !req
411. The things a woman has to go through
to get some height.Copy !req
412. How's your little girl?
Why don't you bring her in more often?Copy !req
413. Why, so you can undress her again
with your eyes?Copy !req
414. Christ's sake, she's only six years old.Copy !req
415. I know.
But I just like to play with her.Copy !req
416. I wish I was a little girl.Copy !req
417. Well, throw a goddamn penny in a fountain
and make a goddamn wish,Copy !req
418. and maybe it'll come true.Copy !req
419. So I told her,
"You can keep your fuckin' ten dollars.Copy !req
420. I can steal ten dollars
faster than they can make it."Copy !req
421. What's the big deal about money?Copy !req
422. It's so easy to get,
I can't imagine why anybody works.Copy !req
423. It boggles my imagination.Copy !req
424. Well, maybe everybody's not
a common thief like you.Copy !req
425. Butterfly, you tired thing,
we are anything but common.Copy !req
426. I love the smell of shampoo.Copy !req
427. We are upper-echelon cat burglars,Copy !req
428. and don't you forget it, Mr. Butterfly.Copy !req
429. Of course, I think I like the smell
of Clairol cream conditioner better.Copy !req
430. You know,
when it's on a freshly bleached head?Copy !req
431. - I don't know. I like them both, but –
- Shut up.Copy !req
432. Don't pay 'em any mind, Wink.
They wouldn't know beauty if they fell over it.Copy !req
433. - Hi, Dawn.
- Good morning, Vikki.Copy !req
434. I'd like my hair done quickly and quietly.Copy !req
435. Why, sure, hon. You want Gater?
Is he here today? You want him to do it?Copy !req
436. No, I don't, Vikki. And if you must know,
I'm thinking of a divorce.Copy !req
437. So please don't ever mention
his name to me again.Copy !req
438. Well, I'm sorry to hear that, Dawn.
Is he here today?Copy !req
439. I'm really not aware of his schedule.Copy !req
440. - Please! Really!
- I'm sorry, honey.Copy !req
441. I know what you're going through.
I really do.Copy !req
442. But they're all bastards.
Cheer up. You don't need him.Copy !req
443. It's all right. It's okay.Copy !req
444. - Just get somebody to set my hair, please.
- Sure, hon.Copy !req
445. —Excuse me a minute, hon.Copy !req
446. Sure.Copy !req
447. Hello?Copy !req
448. Why, yes, she's right here.Copy !req
449. Why, certainly.Copy !req
450. That was Mr. Dasher, Dawn.
He wants to see you in private!Copy !req
451. No one has ever been back there before.
It must be something big.Copy !req
452. - And I look a mess!
- Well, get fixed up, hon.Copy !req
453. - Thanks a lot, Vikki.
- Good luck.Copy !req
454. - Hi, Sally. Hi, Concetta. Hey, Wink.
- Hi, Dawn.Copy !req
455. Hi. I gotta go in. I can't talk to you now.
I've gotta go see Mr. Dasher.Copy !req
456. - See you later, hon.
- Bye.Copy !req
457. —Come in.Copy !req
458. - In here.
- Ooh!Copy !req
459. - Good to see you, Dawn.
- Hello, Mr. Dasher.Copy !req
460. A privilege to have you here.Copy !req
461. - A sip of soda?
- Thank you.Copy !req
462. Mmm. But I don't understand this honor.Copy !req
463. You will in time, Miss Davenport.Copy !req
464. - Have a seat, won't you?
- Thank you.Copy !req
465. My wife and I, and please do call us
Donald and Donna from now on,Copy !req
466. are wondering if you wouldn't be interested
in becoming involved in show business.Copy !req
467. - Show business?
- Well, sort of show business.Copy !req
468. You see, Dawn,
we're planning a little experiment.Copy !req
469. A beauty experiment you could call it.Copy !req
470. And we want you to be our model.Copy !req
471. Sort of a glamorous guinea pig,
you might say.Copy !req
472. A beauty experiment?Copy !req
473. You see, my husband and I
enjoy taking pictures a great deal.Copy !req
474. We'd like you to pose
for some rather unusual shots.Copy !req
475. You mean pornography.Copy !req
476. Certainly not!
Sex is not one of our interests.Copy !req
477. As a matter of fact,
one of the rules you must always obeyCopy !req
478. is to never mention the sex act
in front of us.Copy !req
479. We find the subject most repellent,Copy !req
480. and we must ask you
to observe this rule at all times.Copy !req
481. You should know that we view sex
as a violation of the spirit,Copy !req
482. and we would certainly never
allow ourselves to be caughtCopy !req
483. in one of those ludicrous positions.Copy !req
484. Of course, of course.
I'm so sorry. I really didn't know.Copy !req
485. - Are you still a thief, Dawn?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
486. Not as much as I used to be,
but I still rob houses.Copy !req
487. - With those other two?
- Yes, Chicklette and Concetta.Copy !req
488. Would you allow us to take some photos
of you committing various crimes?Copy !req
489. Crimes that tickled our fancy?Copy !req
490. I – I guess so.Copy !req
491. You see, our experiment involves
beauty and crime.Copy !req
492. We feel them to be one.Copy !req
493. We have a theory
that crime enhances one's beauty.Copy !req
494. The worse the crime gets,
the more ravishing one becomes.Copy !req
495. We want you to prove us right.Copy !req
496. Say yes, Dawn.
Aren't you sick of getting your hair done?Copy !req
497. Don't you want the throbbing excitement
of a modeling career?Copy !req
498. We'll give you a new look,
an interest in life,Copy !req
499. and together we could overcome
this boredom that imprisons us all.Copy !req
500. Well, I'd love to have
the two of you take my photos.Copy !req
501. But I won't get arrested, will I?Copy !req
502. The police department
will not be involved.Copy !req
503. And any special favors,
well, don't hesitate to ask.Copy !req
504. - Well, there is one thing.
- Ask and you shall receive.Copy !req
505. Fire my husband.Copy !req
506. - Gater?
- Yes. I want a divorce.Copy !req
507. Vikki? This is Mr. Dasher.Copy !req
508. Please fire Gater.Copy !req
509. No reason. Yes.Copy !req
510. Tell him no reason at all.Copy !req
511. Look who's coming out now.Copy !req
512. Hey, fatso,
I want to talk to you a second.Copy !req
513. - Just speak to my attorney.
- Hey! Did you get me fired?Copy !req
514. Maybe I did and maybe I didn't.Copy !req
515. Shut up!Copy !req
516. Look out, look out, look out!Copy !req
517. How many times have I told you
to play car accident outside?Copy !req
518. Mother, it was a horrible accident!
Look at my friend!Copy !req
519. She was in the death seat
and her head got caught in the windshield!Copy !req
520. The ambulance should
be here soon, I think.Copy !req
521. I'm okay, I-I guess.Copy !req
522. It wasn't my fault.Copy !req
523. The other car came out of nowhere
and I-I slammed on the brakes!Copy !req
524. Look at this mess, Taffy!Copy !req
525. Broken glass and ketchup
all over my fine furniture!Copy !req
526. Call another ambulance! Call anybody!Copy !req
527. Help me!Copy !req
528. Where did you get this crap, Taffy?Copy !req
529. I told you to spend that money
I gave you on a cute outfit.Copy !req
530. But oh, no, as soon as my back is turned,Copy !req
531. you run right out and spend it on props
for your morbid little games.Copy !req
532. Well, I want it cleaned up pronto.Copy !req
533. We're having guests for dinner,
and I want you on tip-top behaviorCopy !req
534. and looking as P-R-E-T-T-Y
as humanly possible.Copy !req
535. Who's coming to dinner?Copy !req
536. Donald and Donna Dasher are going
to join us for a small, informal buffet.Copy !req
537. And if you dare to embarrass me
in front of them –Copy !req
538. If I have to eat with Gater,
I'll spit food!Copy !req
539. I'm afraid I'm going to have to be the one
to break the news to you, Taffy.Copy !req
540. I've thrown Gater out
and started divorce proceedings.Copy !req
541. I don't want to seem overly bitter,Copy !req
542. but I'd appreciate it if you would destroy
all of his belongings.Copy !req
543. Well, hallelujah.Copy !req
544. I'd be happy to, Mother.Copy !req
545. I'm going to go sink
into a long, hot beauty bath nowCopy !req
546. and try to erase
the stink of a five-year marriage.Copy !req
547. Someone at such a tender age as you, Taffy,
might find it difficult to understandCopy !req
548. what a long, hard, painful decision
this was on my part.Copy !req
549. I'm a free woman now,
and my life is just ready to begin.Copy !req
550. Ernie, have another pretzel,
for Christ's sake.Copy !req
551. Wait till you meet my little Gater.
You two are gonna fall right in love.Copy !req
552. My dear, I hope so. Are you sure he's gay?Copy !req
553. Well, I just use common sense.Copy !req
554. I mean, if they're smart, they're queer.Copy !req
555. And if they're stupid, they're straight.Copy !req
556. Right, Ernie?Copy !req
557. Are you sure
you won't have another pretzel?Copy !req
558. I'm sure, miss thing. I'm sure.Copy !req
559. Pretzels give you plaque.Copy !req
560. Hello, Aunt Ida.Copy !req
561. Gater, what a coincidence.Copy !req
562. There's somebody here dying to meet you.Copy !req
563. Ernie, this is Gater.
Gater, this is Ernie.Copy !req
564. - Hi, stud.
- Get him out of here.Copy !req
565. Gater Nelson, you be polite to Ernie.Copy !req
566. - He wants a date with you.
- Well, I don't want a date with him.Copy !req
567. I came to say good-bye, Aunt Ida.
I'm moving to Detroit.Copy !req
568. What?Copy !req
569. I want to be near the auto industry.
I'm sick of hairdressing.Copy !req
570. And besides, Dawn had me fired.Copy !req
571. I can get you a job in the bath, Mary.Copy !req
572. - Look, fucker, take a walk, all right?
- Well!Copy !req
573. Look, you better beat it before I punch
your fucking face out that window.Copy !req
574. No gay knocks for me, Ida.
At best, all you've got is trade.Copy !req
575. Gater, Ernie's your type.Copy !req
576. Move back in with meCopy !req
577. and we'll get you a job
as a female impersonator.Copy !req
578. His hands are too big, darling.Copy !req
579. - Bye, Gater.
- It was – fab meeting you.Copy !req
580. Fuck you. You're worse than my wife.Copy !req
581. - You can't leave.
- Well, I am.Copy !req
582. Gater. I'm sorry about Ernie.Copy !req
583. I thought you'd be cute together.Copy !req
584. Anybody's better than Dawn Slavenport.Copy !req
585. It'll be all right, Aunt Ida.
I'm just sick of everything here.Copy !req
586. I'm going to Detroit and find happiness
within the auto industry.Copy !req
587. No, Gater, no! I'll die if you leave!Copy !req
588. - No, no, Gater, no! Please don't go.
- All right, Aunt Ida. Good-bye.Copy !req
589. - No, no, Gater, no!Copy !req
590. No! No! No!Copy !req
591. Gater, no, no!Copy !req
592. No, no!Copy !req
593. - What?
- Hi, brat. Is your mother home?Copy !req
594. I have a little
going-away present for her.Copy !req
595. Hey –Copy !req
596. Hey, Mother!
There's a shit out here to see you!Copy !req
597. What are you doing on my porch? I told you
not to come mopin' around here anymore.Copy !req
598. Dawn, don't have so many hard feelings.Copy !req
599. I brought you a little present
to remember me by.Copy !req
600. Yeah? What is it?Copy !req
601. God, this neighborhood's hideous.Copy !req
602. I'm scared rats are gonna come out
and bite my new nylons.Copy !req
603. True, it's not Beverly Hills, but crime
breeds in these neighborhoods, Donna.Copy !req
604. It's really an oh-so-perfect place
for our crime model to live.Copy !req
605. I rather like it.Copy !req
606. I'm glad I didn't wear
one of my designer originals.Copy !req
607. The air's so sooty and damp,Copy !req
608. our clothes will be ready
for the Goodwill after this.Copy !req
609. Stop being so prissy, Donna.
Excitement is not always clean.Copy !req
610. We must get used to this low life,
for here lies beauty.Copy !req
611. Crime and beauty.Copy !req
612. Here it is. How perfect.Copy !req
613. —Hold on. I'll be right there.Copy !req
614. Hi. Come on in.Copy !req
615. Good evening, Dawn.Copy !req
616. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
617. Did you have any trouble
finding the place?Copy !req
618. Your directions were pinpoint perfect.Copy !req
619. And your street, well,
it's a street of charm.Copy !req
620. - Thank you.
- Lovely.Copy !req
621. And I bet you cleaned just for us.Copy !req
622. Well, I did tidy up.Copy !req
623. - What happened to your eye?
- That. I am so embarrassed.Copy !req
624. I fell getting on the bus
and hit my eye on the fare box.Copy !req
625. Well, I felt like a damn fool.
Come on in.Copy !req
626. - May I take a photo of it?
- Certainly.Copy !req
627. —Nice!Copy !req
628. I love having my picture taken.Copy !req
629. I'm sorry. Sit down.Copy !req
630. I'm so excited
about you all coming here for dinner.Copy !req
631. - Stunning arrangement.
- Thank you.Copy !req
632. - You both look so nice.
- Thank you.Copy !req
633. I'd like you to meet my daughter, Taffy.
Taffy, this is Mr. and Mrs. Dasher.Copy !req
634. They're going to put Mother
into show business!Copy !req
635. - Is the circus in town?
- She's so funny.Copy !req
636. If you'll excuse me,
I'll go check on dinner.Copy !req
637. Help yourself to the chips.Copy !req
638. - What's that camera for?
- To take pictures of your mother.Copy !req
639. Her?Copy !req
640. We happen to think she is quite beautiful.Copy !req
641. You must be cockeyed then.Copy !req
642. Hey, lady, have some chips?Copy !req
643. Really, I couldn't.Copy !req
644. Thanks, but, uh, no, thanks.Copy !req
645. Nah-nah-nah nah-nah.Copy !req
646. Do you want your spaghetti
with or without cheese?Copy !req
647. I'll have two chicken breasts, please.Copy !req
648. Well, uh, we're not having that.
We're having spaghetti.Copy !req
649. I couldn't possibly eat spaghetti.Copy !req
650. Do I look Italian?Copy !req
651. We rarely eat any form of noodle, Dawn.Copy !req
652. But I'll take a tiny portion to be polite.
With cheese, please.Copy !req
653. I'll have an extremely large
glass of ice water.Copy !req
654. I want mine with lots of cheese.Copy !req
655. I'm afraid there's not enough for you, Taffy.
How about some toast?Copy !req
656. What do you mean, there's not enough?Copy !req
657. You can feed these two ham-bones
and you can't feed your own daughter?Copy !req
658. I told you things were gonna
start changing around here.Copy !req
659. Taffy, don't make me lose my temper
in front of company.Copy !req
660. Now, there's not enough food
for you to eat.Copy !req
661. Perhaps if Mr. Dasher leaves some
on his plate, you may have first picks.Copy !req
662. But I cannot be running out to the supermarket
every minute just for you.Copy !req
663. - If I can't have any, nobody can!
- You come out of that kitchen!Copy !req
664. - Give it to me! They can't have it and I want it!
- Put that food down, you little brat!Copy !req
665. They can't have it and I want it!Copy !req
666. You horrible little brat! You lay off that food!
I'm paying for that food!Copy !req
667. My God!Copy !req
668. My God, I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
669. Let me see! Face forward.Copy !req
670. This is so exciting!Copy !req
671. Just think of all the little horror stories
that go on in other peoples' lives.Copy !req
672. Your dinner party has been
a smashing success.Copy !req
673. I'm so sorry
you had to be a witness to this.Copy !req
674. I didn't want to tell you,
but my daughter's retarded.Copy !req
675. A child psychologist told me to beat her
unmercifully whenever she acted up.Copy !req
676. But it's never gone this far before.
I hope she's not dead!Copy !req
677. These photographs will be stunning.Copy !req
678. How about a few more quickie shots,
if you don't mind?Copy !req
679. - Anything for you, Donald.
- Okay, uh... look rough!Copy !req
680. Look happy.Copy !req
681. I love those flashbulbs!Copy !req
682. Look horrified
at what you've done to your daughter.Copy !req
683. Look like you've just won a prize.Copy !req
684. Yes.Copy !req
685. Dawn, you son of a bitch!Copy !req
686. You're the one who did it!Copy !req
687. You! You drove Gater away!Copy !req
688. - My God.
- Incredible!Copy !req
689. Ida Nelson, you get out of my house!Copy !req
690. You made Gater leave!Copy !req
691. I've got something for your face,
motherfucker!Copy !req
692. Acid! Acid! It's eating her face!Copy !req
693. Move, Donna! These will be
the most exquisite shots yet.Copy !req
694. Hold still while I focus. Move your hand.Copy !req
695. Help me!Copy !req
696. Operation Excitement
is off to a flying start!Copy !req
697. Just one more shot, Dawn.
You are beautiful.Copy !req
698. Thank you, Mr. Dasher.Copy !req
699. - Come on!
- When's visiting hours?Copy !req
700. So, what are you saying, Doctor,Copy !req
701. is that even though there's no hope
for the scar tissue to develop,Copy !req
702. makeup, in itself,
would not be painful to the patient.Copy !req
703. Well, no, I suppose not.Copy !req
704. But I find it most peculiar
you would even discuss makeup.Copy !req
705. What she needs is a good plastic surgeon.Copy !req
706. Utter nonsense, Doctor.Copy !req
707. With proper makeup treatments,
her scars will be mere beauty marks.Copy !req
708. The medical profession has always shown
its extreme ignorance in the beauty field.Copy !req
709. What you don't realize, Doctor –
and, really, how could you –Copy !req
710. is that Miss Davenport
will now be more beautifulCopy !req
711. than if she had had
a million-dollar face lift.Copy !req
712. What I find most distasteful is the fact
you've chosen to bring a camera.Copy !req
713. Her face has been hideously disfigured.
Certainly this is no time for photographs.Copy !req
714. Why not let us worry about proper timing?Copy !req
715. Yes. Why don't you mind your own business?Copy !req
716. In all of my years
in the medical profession,Copy !req
717. never have I encountered
such a morally bankrupt group of people.Copy !req
718. Not only are you selfish and vicious,Copy !req
719. but you have no feeling
for the cares of your loved one.Copy !req
720. And my bill will reflect
your attitude in this hospital.Copy !req
721. - Gorgeous!
- Why, you bloody little –Copy !req
722. - ah-ah! Watch it, Doc.
I sue and bruise easily.Copy !req
723. Miss Davenport is ready for her guests.Copy !req
724. - Ooh!
- See you in malpractice court.Copy !req
725. Hmph!Copy !req
726. Get the presents.Copy !req
727. —Dawn, your friends are here.Copy !req
728. Hello, everyone.Copy !req
729. Hello, Miss Beautiful.
We're all here for the unveiling.Copy !req
730. It's like a holiday for us.Copy !req
731. This is so exciting. Let's all say hi.Copy !req
732. - Hi, Dawn. It's me, Chicklette.-Copy !req
733. I can't wait to see your new face.
I hear it's stunning.Copy !req
734. It's Concetta, Dawn.Copy !req
735. I'm so jealous. Everybody tells me
you're the prettiest now.Copy !req
736. Dribbles here. I hope that fart of a doctor
hasn't been giving you any trouble.Copy !req
737. It's Wink.
I can't wait to do your hair, doll.Copy !req
738. Thank you, honey. Thanks to everyone.Copy !req
739. It's Butter, baby.
You'll be a goddess with this new face.Copy !req
740. A goddess of gore
to protect all your children in crime.Copy !req
741. - Yeah.
- I wanna see it.Copy !req
742. Nurse? Nurse! Remove my bandages!Copy !req
743. She asked me to remind you
that she is, of course, without makeup.Copy !req
744. —That's all right.Copy !req
745. We understand, Dawn.
Don't worry about makeup.Copy !req
746. Slowly, nurse, slowly.Copy !req
747. I want perfect focus.Copy !req
748. I can smell flesh.
God, I could faint, I'm so excited!Copy !req
749. It's just like an art opening.Copy !req
750. Christ, I wish it'd happened to me!Copy !req
751. Just think of how it would look
with my hair!Copy !req
752. I'm getting a hard-on.
Beauty always gives me a hard-on.Copy !req
753. Aim it the other way then, Wink.
You know how I detest organs.Copy !req
754. Beauty has absolutely nothing to do
with that word,Copy !req
755. that thing you have there,
hanging like an obscene pickle.Copy !req
756. Spare me your anatomy!Copy !req
757. - There it is.Copy !req
758. One hell of a rotten face!Copy !req
759. —Beautiful!Copy !req
760. It's beautiful!Copy !req
761. - Ooh!Copy !req
762. Gorgeous, gorgeous, gorgeous!Copy !req
763. It makes the Mona Lisa
look like a number painting.Copy !req
764. - Acid does what Eterna 27 cannot.
- I'll say.Copy !req
765. Your face for the world to see.Copy !req
766. Breathtakingly beautiful!Copy !req
767. Give her a mirror.
Let her see the miracle.Copy !req
768. Beauty, beauty, look at you.
I wish to God I had it too.Copy !req
769. - Pretty pretty?
- Yay!Copy !req
770. - Aww!
- Look what we bought you.Copy !req
771. - Donald, it's beautiful!Copy !req
772. And look at all this makeup we have for you.Copy !req
773. You're so stunning.
I could cry in the face of beauty.Copy !req
774. You really like it?Copy !req
775. Yes.Copy !req
776. I guess I kind of do too.Copy !req
777. Would you put my makeup on for me?Copy !req
778. - Aww!
- I'd love to, Dawn.Copy !req
779. That's sweet.Copy !req
780. Nothing is too good for our crime model.Copy !req
781. Thank you, Donald.Copy !req
782. —Surprise!Copy !req
783. —How do you like it, Dawn?Copy !req
784. Donna, it's beautiful!Copy !req
785. All the time you were in the hospital
recovering, we were busy –Copy !req
786. busy trying to make you happy.Copy !req
787. - Here's $100 too.-Copy !req
788. And here's something else
for you to treasure.Copy !req
789. What is it?Copy !req
790. A portrait!Copy !req
791. You are both so good to me.Copy !req
792. Ever since I met you,
my life has been like a vacation.Copy !req
793. Look! A little stage!Copy !req
794. Specially built, Dawn. All for you!Copy !req
795. All for the model of the year!Copy !req
796. We've been hoping for
a rather insane camera session.Copy !req
797. Come on! I'm ready! I'm just in the mood
for a red-hot camera session!Copy !req
798. Slowly, Dawn, slowly.
You'll give me a heart attack.Copy !req
799. Let me give you some medicine.Copy !req
800. What kind, Donald?Copy !req
801. Is it... a beauty treatment?Copy !req
802. Yes, Dawn, exactly.
It's eyeliner. Liquid eyeliner.Copy !req
803. We cooked it down this morning.
It won't hurt. Nothing hurts.Copy !req
804. - Have you ever mainlined?
- No, but I will.Copy !req
805. Keep taking those pictures and I'll do it.
Come on! Shoot me!Copy !req
806. Feel it in your blood,
caressing your corpuscles?Copy !req
807. The wonders of liquid eyeliner.Copy !req
808. Say it! Say "liquid eyeliner!"Copy !req
809. - Liquid eyeliner!
- Ooh!Copy !req
810. Model! Model!Copy !req
811. Give us something twisted!
Give us something warped!Copy !req
812. Good.Copy !req
813. I'm glad I met you!Copy !req
814. I love crime too!Copy !req
815. Especially the excitement
of getting away with it! Ha-ha!Copy !req
816. - These photos will be art!
- Hard-core art!Copy !req
817. You ain't seen nothin' yet.Copy !req
818. I'll model for eternity for you.
Just let me hear the click of that camera.Copy !req
819. Ooh!Copy !req
820. Just think of it – house-robbing,
new gowns, murder, scars,Copy !req
821. fingerprints, lashes!Copy !req
822. You're missing the best part. Wake up!Copy !req
823. She hasn't received all of her gifts yet.Copy !req
824. Beauty? Eyeliner?Copy !req
825. Forgive me, Donald.Copy !req
826. It was really just too much for me.Copy !req
827. What present?
Get me another present!Copy !req
828. Over here! Here's your biggest surprise yet.Copy !req
829. Open it, for God's sakes! Open it!Copy !req
830. It's as big as a house!Copy !req
831. My Christ! It's her!Copy !req
832. - Specially kidnapped for your amusement.
- With no ransom, of course.Copy !req
833. She's so beautiful, we figured you'd want
to keep her here, caged like a rare bird.Copy !req
834. Beautiful?Copy !req
835. You mean she has to live here,
in my own home?Copy !req
836. Only for a temporary period until we've gotten
all the photos we need for our experiment.Copy !req
837. But she disfigured me!Copy !req
838. Think about it, Dawn. She did you a favor.
And now you can return this favor.Copy !req
839. Cut off the hand that threw the acid!Copy !req
840. Whatever you say, Donald.Copy !req
841. Ida, know that I'm going to
chop off your scrawny little paw.Copy !req
842. Hold it. Actio – Look excited!Copy !req
843. - Action!Copy !req
844. How was that for a beauty photo,
Mr. Donald Dasher?Copy !req
845. Get those cameras rolling!Copy !req
846. - What's going on here?-Copy !req
847. Why – Why, hello, Taffy.
Did you miss Mommy?Copy !req
848. I'm home from the hospital. I'm all right.Copy !req
849. I was hoping the next time I'd see you
would be at your funeral.Copy !req
850. You sure look ugly.Copy !req
851. Not everyone seems to feel that way.Copy !req
852. I think it's time we were going, Donna.Copy !req
853. It's been a long day,
and I'm feeling a bit damp.Copy !req
854. Ditto, Donald.Copy !req
855. I really should be changing my outfit anyway.
I've had it on nearly five hours.Copy !req
856. I wanna thank you both again
for everything.Copy !req
857. Our pleasure. Would you care
to join us for dinner tonight?Copy !req
858. - I'd love to!
- See you at 6:00.Copy !req
859. Light dinner.
You may want to eat before you come.Copy !req
860. - Am I invited?
- N!Copy !req
861. - Good afternoon.
- Bye.Copy !req
862. - Bye!
- Thanks again.Copy !req
863. Why didn't you send money
while you were away?Copy !req
864. How was I supposed to eat?Copy !req
865. Come, come, Taffy.Copy !req
866. It doesn't look like you starved to death.
Does it?Copy !req
867. I want to leave here!Copy !req
868. Well, good riddance to bad rubbish!Copy !req
869. What are you trying to do to me?Copy !req
870. Why are you always with those people?Copy !req
871. Why is she in that cage?Copy !req
872. I'm modeling for the Dashers, that's all.Copy !req
873. And Ida? Well, she's our new pet.Copy !req
874. You always wanted a pet, Taffy.Copy !req
875. I thought you'd be pleased.Copy !req
876. You're trying to drive me crazy, aren't you?Copy !req
877. Well, I can't stand it anymore.Copy !req
878. Mother, please tell me.
Who is my real father?Copy !req
879. I've told you never to ask me about that!Copy !req
880. If it was up to him,
you'd be rotting in some foster home.Copy !req
881. I don't care! I've got to know!Copy !req
882. Tell me, Mother. Who is my father?Copy !req
883. Very well. Go see him!Copy !req
884. See what it gets you.Copy !req
885. He hates you anyway.Copy !req
886. Well, where does he live?
And what's his name?Copy !req
887. If you must know,
his name is Earl Peterson.Copy !req
888. I haven't seen him in a decade, Taffy.Copy !req
889. I may have his address stored on a piece of paper
in an old shoe in my bureau.Copy !req
890. I really can't remember!Copy !req
891. Daddy? Daddy!Copy !req
892. Daddy, it's me, Taffy! Open the door!Copy !req
893. I don't know nobody named Taffy.Copy !req
894. I'm busy right now!Copy !req
895. —Please let me in, Daddy!Copy !req
896. Open the door!Copy !req
897. Aw, fuckin' shut up!Copy !req
898. All right, already.Copy !req
899. - What do you want?
- Daddy!Copy !req
900. Daddy, it's me, Taffy,
your long-lost little girl!Copy !req
901. Hey, get off! I ain't your daddy!Copy !req
902. - I ain't even married.
- I know that.Copy !req
903. But you're my daddy, all right.
My mother told me.Copy !req
904. My mother is Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
905. I don't know nobody named Dawn Darlingport.Copy !req
906. But you must! Mother told me!Copy !req
907. Please let me stay with you a while.Copy !req
908. Yeah, you can stay here for a while.Copy !req
909. - You want a drink?
- No!Copy !req
910. You don't even believe me, do you?Copy !req
911. Yeah, yeah, hey.Copy !req
912. I'll be your sugar daddy. How 'bout that?Copy !req
913. I'm feelin' a little drunk,
so don't mind me.Copy !req
914. Shit-face! You're my father!
Doesn't that mean anything to you?Copy !req
915. Who'd you say your mother was?Copy !req
916. Dawn Davenport. You know her.Copy !req
917. - What's she look like?
- She's fat. Very fat.Copy !req
918. Fat.Copy !req
919. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
920. - I maybe remember.Copy !req
921. Daddy, I knew you would.Copy !req
922. Mother's been awful to me.
For years I've suffered.Copy !req
923. Please let me stay with you for a while.
I won't be any trouble.Copy !req
924. I can – I'll help you clean,
and we can go out together,Copy !req
925. and maybe you could buy me
some regular clothes.Copy !req
926. Can you fuck as good as your mother?Copy !req
927. - Pig! You goddamn slimy pig!Copy !req
928. Hey, little Taffy!
Do you stretch like taffy?Copy !req
929. Fuck you!Copy !req
930. Hey! You spilled my drink!Copy !req
931. Daddy Earl has got a little present
for ya here!Copy !req
932. —Hey!Copy !req
933. Oops. I'm sorry.Copy !req
934. I been drinkin'.Copy !req
935. No! No! No!Copy !req
936. No! No! No! No!Copy !req
937. No! No!Copy !req
938. I like this one the best.
It has little Taffy in it.Copy !req
939. Mm-hmm. I bet the police would love
to get their hands on these photos.Copy !req
940. —Come right on in, Dawn.Copy !req
941. Hi.Copy !req
942. Evening!Copy !req
943. Don't you look pretty.Copy !req
944. Ooh, thank you!Copy !req
945. It's so wild, isn't it?Copy !req
946. It's beautiful.Copy !req
947. And, God, my walk over here was fabulous!Copy !req
948. Everyone was staring and gawking at me
like I was a princess!Copy !req
949. Well, naturally. Sit down, Dawn.Copy !req
950. We all know you're beautiful.Copy !req
951. It just takes the stupid little world
a little longer to catch on. Always has.Copy !req
952. And don't forget the influence
of that medicine we gave you.Copy !req
953. Eyeliner, taken internally,
heightens one's beauty awareness.Copy !req
954. Believe me, I realize that now.Copy !req
955. Why, I had never felt complete
until I experienced an eyeliner rush.Copy !req
956. We've been on the stuff for months.Copy !req
957. Doctors and other simpletons
may frown upon it,Copy !req
958. but we beauty czars
know what is good for the blood.Copy !req
959. Would you like to shoot some more?
I had some orally earlier.Copy !req
960. No, thanks, Donna.
I'm still up on it now.Copy !req
961. Would you care for an hors d'oeuvre then?Copy !req
962. Eat one. They're really quite tasty.Copy !req
963. Ooh! Little mascara brushes!Copy !req
964. Mmm!Copy !req
965. Yummy, huh?Copy !req
966. Mmm.Copy !req
967. Yes, delicious.Copy !req
968. But where's your camera?Copy !req
969. It's here. Don't worry about that.Copy !req
970. We have lots of important
business matters to discuss tonight.Copy !req
971. We've decided that the time is right
for you to blast off into show business.Copy !req
972. I'm ready, Mr. Dasher!Copy !req
973. You little bitch!
Let me out of this goddamn birdcage!Copy !req
974. "Little bitch"?
Is that all the thanks I get?Copy !req
975. I got you a hook, didn't I?
Mother will kill me as it is.Copy !req
976. Who cares about your stinkin' mother?Copy !req
977. She stole my Gater away.Copy !req
978. But she ain't gonna get me.Copy !req
979. And I'll thank you for this fuckin' hookCopy !req
980. after I rip her eyes out with it.Copy !req
981. - Give me somethin' to eat.
- There's no food here.Copy !req
982. Mother doesn't buy food for me.Copy !req
983. You want an egg? There might be
a couple of old eggs in the kitchen.Copy !req
984. No, I don't want no goddamn eggs!Copy !req
985. I want meat and potatoes!Copy !req
986. Please don't yell at me.Copy !req
987. I've had a horrible experience today.Copy !req
988. I can't help what's happened to you
any more than –Copy !req
989. than I can help what I did today.Copy !req
990. Don't you think I hate Mother
as much as you do?Copy !req
991. Let me out of this cage, little Taffy,
and I'll give you a cookie.Copy !req
992. I can't let you out yet.Copy !req
993. I promise I will, but I need time to think.Copy !req
994. I don't have anyplace to go.Copy !req
995. Maybe I could go live
with those Hare Krishna people.Copy !req
996. They're always nice to me
when I see them downtown.Copy !req
997. Maybe – Maybe I could help them out.Copy !req
998. I just want something nice
to happen in my life.Copy !req
999. If only I could go live
with the Hare Krishna people.Copy !req
1000. —They'd help me.Copy !req
1001. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1002. I thought you went to live with your father.Copy !req
1003. He moved. He wasn't at that address.Copy !req
1004. Pity, pity.Copy !req
1005. Who ungagged this maggot?Copy !req
1006. You told me she was my pet.
I was just playing with her.Copy !req
1007. You let me out of here, Dawn Pig-port,
or you'll be sorry.Copy !req
1008. Now, now, now, Ida.Copy !req
1009. You're supposed to be singing
a sweet little song.Copy !req
1010. Are you hungry?
The Dashers sent some crackers for ya.Copy !req
1011. Ida want a cracker?Copy !req
1012. - Fuck off!
- Who gave you that hook?Copy !req
1013. - Was it you, Taffy?
- No! I swear!Copy !req
1014. Yes, it was,
you sneaking, conniving little abortion!Copy !req
1015. She was in pain!Copy !req
1016. You're a pain too, Taffy.Copy !req
1017. A pain in my big asshole!Copy !req
1018. I'll see you fry in the electric chair for this.Copy !req
1019. I'll personally see that you fry
in the goddamn chair for this.Copy !req
1020. I'll shut you up.Copy !req
1021. Where's that gag?Copy !req
1022. Fucker! Pig fucker!Copy !req
1023. What's that? A mating call?Copy !req
1024. - Ouch! I'll shut that big fly trap!
- Hetero!Copy !req
1025. Filthy hetero stink-shit!Copy !req
1026. You'll never get out of here now.Copy !req
1027. And I won't clean your cage for a week!Copy !req
1028. Goddamn it! You broke my nail!Copy !req
1029. - There.
- You're insane!Copy !req
1030. My own mother is insane!Copy !req
1031. And you stop that fake blubbering.Copy !req
1032. And don't go getting any crocodile tears
on my new furniture either!Copy !req
1033. Look at you! You're a freak!Copy !req
1034. God, what's happened to your hair?Copy !req
1035. Haven't you ever heard of style, Taffy?Copy !req
1036. I'm going to live with the Hare Krishna people.Copy !req
1037. What did you say?Copy !req
1038. The Krishnas all love, Mother.Copy !req
1039. God, I would have killed you at birthCopy !req
1040. had I thought
you would even entertain such an idea.Copy !req
1041. Where did you meet those awful people?
Are they trying to brainwash you?Copy !req
1042. - Can't you see how pretty your mother is?Copy !req
1043. Don't you envy me?Copy !req
1044. Do you want to walk around the streets
dressed in rags the rest of your life,Copy !req
1045. selling stink sticks?Copy !req
1046. - Incense, Mother, incense.Copy !req
1047. You're just trying to get on my nerves now.Copy !req
1048. I would die of embarrassment if you ever
dared link my name with that pack of fools.Copy !req
1049. Think of my career!Copy !req
1050. Why, I'd sooner you be a secretary.Copy !req
1051. I'm warning you right now, Taffy.Copy !req
1052. If I'm ever downtown and see you dressed
in one of those ridiculous outfits,Copy !req
1053. bothering shoppers and dancing around
like some sort of a fool,Copy !req
1054. I'll kill you.Copy !req
1055. And I mean business.Copy !req
1056. - You can't kill love, Mother.Copy !req
1057. You can't kill KrishnaCopy !req
1058. because Krishna is consciousness.Copy !req
1059. - God!Copy !req
1060. I'll show you consciousness
when I knock you unconscious.Copy !req
1061. Now, Taffy,
I have a very busy week ahead of me.Copy !req
1062. I have hours of studying to do, plus a lot
of rehearsal for my new nightclub act.Copy !req
1063. If you feel you must stay here,Copy !req
1064. I ask you to constantly remember
that you are in the presence of a star.Copy !req
1065. Om!Copy !req
1066. Jesus Christ almighty!Copy !req
1067. Mmm!Copy !req
1068. - Step right up, ladies and gentlemen!
- Step right this way!Copy !req
1069. - Free makeup in the lobby!
- See the most beautiful woman alive!Copy !req
1070. - Just wait till you see the show!
- Get your free makeup!Copy !req
1071. - You'll get the time of your life!
- Step right up!Copy !req
1072. - Step right this way!
- This is a show you will not believe!Copy !req
1073. You should see the crowds out there, Dawn.
It's packed.Copy !req
1074. —God, you'll be a household word overnight.Copy !req
1075. —Just think.Copy !req
1076. Flashbulbs popping.
Your picture in the paper.Copy !req
1077. Writers in the audience.
Artists just begging to paint you.Copy !req
1078. —It's like you were president.Copy !req
1079. Tonight she'll be even more important
than the president.Copy !req
1080. I just can't wait to get out there.Copy !req
1081. I can feel exhibitionism
throbbing in my veins!Copy !req
1082. Where have you been, Taffy?Copy !req
1083. I thought you left me here to rot!Copy !req
1084. I'm living with
the Hare Krishna people now, Ida.Copy !req
1085. I've finally found my inner peace.Copy !req
1086. I'm going to set you free now.Copy !req
1087. Thank Christ, Taffy!Copy !req
1088. Quick, honey, let me out.
My ass hurts from this stool.Copy !req
1089. If you let me out right away,
I'll buy five dollars worth of incense from ya.Copy !req
1090. Ida, all this time you've been in this cage
you could have been meditating.Copy !req
1091. Why, you're practically
in the lotus position right now.Copy !req
1092. - Thank you.
- Come on.Copy !req
1093. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1094. - There.-Copy !req
1095. - Thank you.
- Here.Copy !req
1096. Thank you, Taffy. Thank you.Copy !req
1097. - I want you to go immediately to the police.
- Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1098. Tell them that my mother,
the enemy of spirituality,Copy !req
1099. is at Superstar Nightclub,Copy !req
1100. and I want her arrested tonight!Copy !req
1101. Tell the police everything!Copy !req
1102. I'll go right to the police station,
Miss Taffy,Copy !req
1103. and I'll report it all.Copy !req
1104. And remember my offer. It still stands.Copy !req
1105. If you get tried of being
a "Hare Krishner,"Copy !req
1106. you come live with me and be a lesbian.Copy !req
1107. Fly away!Copy !req
1108. Fly away quickly, like a little bird!Copy !req
1109. Quickly, to the police!Copy !req
1110. Tell them His Divine Grace,Copy !req
1111. the Bottsividantas Swami Grupupatta,
has spoken!Copy !req
1112. Thank you, Taffy, thank you.
I will. I will.Copy !req
1113. Give us violent beauty!Copy !req
1114. Richard Speck,
guide me through this night!Copy !req
1115. Help me to be brave
on this night of glamour!Copy !req
1116. Whoo! Whoo-hoo! Whoo!Copy !req
1117. Hare Krishna, Mother.Copy !req
1118. You've finally done it, haven't you?Copy !req
1119. Embarrassed me on my night of fame!Copy !req
1120. No reporters saw you, did they?Copy !req
1121. Look at you. I could vomit.Copy !req
1122. I thought I'd come and see you one last time
before your karma caught up with you.Copy !req
1123. Mother, it's not too late.
Come to the temple with me.Copy !req
1124. The exact opposite of beauty!Copy !req
1125. Remember Alice Crimmins.Copy !req
1126. All of you, can't you see what you're doing?Copy !req
1127. Worshipping the flesh
and ignoring the spiritual.Copy !req
1128. —If only you could see the light.Copy !req
1129. Discovering my consciousnessCopy !req
1130. was like finding a million dollars
in the street!Copy !req
1131. I'm glowing with happiness!Copy !req
1132. Well, glow on then, Taffy,Copy !req
1133. because the sight of you
makes my flesh crawl.Copy !req
1134. I'm sick of listening to you
babble commandments and spout gibberish.Copy !req
1135. It's turning my stomach! Do you hear?Copy !req
1136. And in just a few seconds,
I'm going to put you out of your happiness.Copy !req
1137. —Shut up! Shut up!Copy !req
1138. Shut up!Copy !req
1139. She's finally dead!Copy !req
1140. I think I'm ready to go on now!Copy !req
1141. —Yes!Copy !req
1142. - Attention!Copy !req
1143. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1144. I'd like to introduce
the most beautiful woman in the world,Copy !req
1145. the fabulous Dawn Davenport!Copy !req
1146. Whoo!Copy !req
1147. Thank you. I love you. Thank you.Copy !req
1148. Thank you from the bottom
of my black little heart.Copy !req
1149. You came here for some excitement tonight,Copy !req
1150. and that's just what you're going to get.Copy !req
1151. Take a good look at me,Copy !req
1152. because I'm going to be on the front of
every newspaper in this country tomorrow.Copy !req
1153. You're looking at crime personified,Copy !req
1154. and don't you forget it!Copy !req
1155. I framed Leslie Bacon!Copy !req
1156. Whoo!Copy !req
1157. I called the heroin hotline on Abbie Hoffman!Copy !req
1158. Whoo!Copy !req
1159. I bought the gun
that Bremer used to shoot Wallace!Copy !req
1160. Whoo!Copy !req
1161. I had an affair with Juan Corona!Copy !req
1162. I blew Richard Speck!Copy !req
1163. Whoo!Copy !req
1164. And I'm so fuckin' beautiful
I can't stand it myself!Copy !req
1165. Now everybody freeze.Copy !req
1166. Who wants to be famous?Copy !req
1167. Who wants to die for art?Copy !req
1168. I do!Copy !req
1169. Hold it! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
1170. Hey! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1171. Whoa, whoa! Hey!Copy !req
1172. Freeze, before I blow
the beached-blonde head off of you!Copy !req
1173. We're innocent! We surrender!Copy !req
1174. She went berserk! She was on drugs!Copy !req
1175. Don't shoot us. Please. We're clean.Copy !req
1176. Please don't shoot me!Copy !req
1177. My God!Copy !req
1178. - No.Copy !req
1179. Come on out, Davenport! We've got you!Copy !req
1180. —Davenport!Copy !req
1181. You can't get away, Davenport! Come on!Copy !req
1182. Slow down, Davenport!
You haven't got a chance!Copy !req
1183. - We've got ya!
- We've got ya!Copy !req
1184. - We've got you this time! There's no way out!Copy !req
1185. There's no way out this time!Copy !req
1186. Come on out, Davenport!
You haven't got a chance!Copy !req
1187. - We got ya!Copy !req
1188. Come on out!
We've got your scent, Davenport!Copy !req
1189. You haven't got a chance!Copy !req
1190. Come on out! We've got you surrounded!Copy !req
1191. You go that way, I'll go this way!Copy !req
1192. Don't move, Davenport!Copy !req
1193. Freeze, Davenport!
Put your hands behind your back!Copy !req
1194. - I didn't do one thing!
- You're gonna get it for this!Copy !req
1195. Get off!Copy !req
1196. You pig!Copy !req
1197. Court is now in session. Mr. Wilroy.Copy !req
1198. Thank you, Your Honor.Copy !req
1199. Your Honor, defense counsel,
ladies and gentlemen of the jury,Copy !req
1200. the case we have before us
is one of the most savage crimesCopy !req
1201. ever perpetrated by one individualCopy !req
1202. in the history of the state of Maryland.Copy !req
1203. The evidence will prove
beyond a reasonable doubtCopy !req
1204. that the defendant, Dawn Davenport,Copy !req
1205. is guilty of not only kidnapping
but first-degree murder.Copy !req
1206. Her victims came from all walks of life –Copy !req
1207. young people, an elderly woman,
police officers,Copy !req
1208. and even the defendant's own daughter.Copy !req
1209. It is a sordid and sickening case
that can end in only one just verdict –Copy !req
1210. guilty!Copy !req
1211. I ask you to show the defendant
the same mercy she showed her victims.Copy !req
1212. Sentence her to die in the electric chair.Copy !req
1213. Let's go to the night of April 22.Copy !req
1214. Do you remember that night?Copy !req
1215. Yes, I do.Copy !req
1216. I was at home, having some sherry
and listening to records,Copy !req
1217. and Dawn Davenport came to my doorCopy !req
1218. and pulled a gun on me.Copy !req
1219. That's a lie, Ida Nelson!Copy !req
1220. Order! Order in this courtroom!Copy !req
1221. It's the truth, Pig-port, and you know it.Copy !req
1222. She forced me at gunpoint
into her crummy little house,Copy !req
1223. stripped me of my clothes,Copy !req
1224. and made me exhibit myself in front of her.Copy !req
1225. You liar! Liar!Copy !req
1226. She made me put on a feather dress,Copy !req
1227. locked me in a birdcage,Copy !req
1228. and cut off my arm with an ax.Copy !req
1229. I object, Your Honor, on the grounds
that this witness is not competentCopy !req
1230. and that she is senile.Copy !req
1231. Overruled.Copy !req
1232. I call to the stand Donna Dasher.Copy !req
1233. She'll tell the truth. Hi, Donna!Copy !req
1234. - We know all about excitement, don't we?
- Shh!Copy !req
1235. The press is all here,
and I'm looking real pretty,Copy !req
1236. but these two witches
won't give me my fashion accessories.Copy !req
1237. Order in the courtroom.Copy !req
1238. Now, Mrs. Dasher, you understand you have been
granted total immunity for your testimony?Copy !req
1239. Yes. Thank you, Your Honor.
It is total immunity?Copy !req
1240. Yes, Mrs. Dasher. Total.Copy !req
1241. You became involved
taking pictures of the defendant.Copy !req
1242. Is that correct, Mrs. Dasher?Copy !req
1243. Yes. Fashion photographs.Copy !req
1244. Could you tell us a little
about these photography sessions?Copy !req
1245. Well, they never really amounted to much,
Mr. Wilroy.Copy !req
1246. We soon learned that Dawn's modeling abilities
were rather limited.Copy !req
1247. She would pose and strut all the time,Copy !req
1248. as if she thought we enjoyed the sight
of such sickening exhibitionism.Copy !req
1249. She even scarred her own face
in order to attract attention.Copy !req
1250. She would talk of nothing
but crime and criminal behavior,Copy !req
1251. and she even seemed to idolize
Richard Speck.Copy !req
1252. —Anything else, Mrs. Dasher?Copy !req
1253. One time she –Copy !req
1254. Go on. Go on.Copy !req
1255. She used a needle in front of me.Copy !req
1256. I was shocked silly, but said nothing,Copy !req
1257. hoping that maybe she was diabetic
and hadn't told me.Copy !req
1258. Then all by accident we discovered
she'd kidnapped the woman next door.Copy !req
1259. You lying bitch! You're the one
that gave me those beauty treatments!Copy !req
1260. You're the one that kidnapped Ida!Copy !req
1261. You lying, bleached-blonde bitch!Copy !req
1262. Liar! Liar!Copy !req
1263. Could you tell us
about the evening of May 8?Copy !req
1264. Yes.Copy !req
1265. That is the night we went to what Miss Davenport
refers to as her nightclub act.Copy !req
1266. We were backstage.Copy !req
1267. Dawn was wild-eyed and pacing up and down,
ranting and raving about her beauty,Copy !req
1268. when in reality she looked quite hideous.Copy !req
1269. Her daughter Taffy came in,Copy !req
1270. and they had a big fight
over religious freedom.Copy !req
1271. Donna and I were terrified,
but stood by helplessly.Copy !req
1272. The fighting continued,Copy !req
1273. and Dawn strangled her daughter to death
right in front of us.Copy !req
1274. What happened then?Copy !req
1275. She ran onstage
to begin her so-called act,Copy !req
1276. a pitiful display based solely
on how disgusting she could be.Copy !req
1277. She seemed to work herself up into a frenzy,Copy !req
1278. shouting ridiculous claims
of criminal conduct,Copy !req
1279. grimacing wildly into the audience.Copy !req
1280. And then before we could realize it,Copy !req
1281. she pulled a gun
and began shooting into the crowd.Copy !req
1282. I can't describe the horror.Copy !req
1283. It was nothing but screams and panic.Copy !req
1284. I lived through a hell that night.Copy !req
1285. Your Honor, Mr. Wilroy,
ladies and gentlemen of the jury,Copy !req
1286. we have heard a lot of witnesses
condemn my client,Copy !req
1287. we have heard
some incredibly bizarre testimony,Copy !req
1288. and we have seen
some damaging physical evidence.Copy !req
1289. But my client is innocent.Copy !req
1290. Innocent by reason of insanity.Copy !req
1291. Listen to her testimony.Copy !req
1292. Listen to the whisperings of a madwoman
and decide for yourselves.Copy !req
1293. If she is not insane, who is?Copy !req
1294. I do not ask you to forgive her.Copy !req
1295. I do not ask you to set her free.Copy !req
1296. I ask you to have the courage to help her.Copy !req
1297. Find her insane so that she can be
put away in a mental hospitalCopy !req
1298. for the rest of her natural life.Copy !req
1299. Dawn, how did you become acquainted
with Donald and Donna Dasher?Copy !req
1300. I-I went to their beauty parlor
and they discovered me.Copy !req
1301. I was so beautiful.Copy !req
1302. I still am a top model in the country.Copy !req
1303. I don't want my trial to be held here.Copy !req
1304. I want it to be downtown
in a large, large theater where I belong.Copy !req
1305. You're a terrible press agent.Copy !req
1306. They won't even let cameras in here.Copy !req
1307. I'm your attorney, Dawn,
not your press agent.Copy !req
1308. Well, get me some of my loungewear then.Copy !req
1309. I can't be on Walter Cronkite
looking like this.Copy !req
1310. Did you kidnap Ida Nelson?Copy !req
1311. No. The Dashers did it. But they lied.Copy !req
1312. They're just jealous of me
because I'm more famous than they are.Copy !req
1313. The Dashers are liars!Copy !req
1314. Well, then, did you strangle your daughter?Copy !req
1315. Yes, I did, and I'm proud of it.Copy !req
1316. If only the Dashers
hadn't destroyed the photographs.Copy !req
1317. They were art.Copy !req
1318. You believe the death of your daughter
was art?Copy !req
1319. Of course.Copy !req
1320. Can't you stupid people see?Copy !req
1321. I'm a huge star.Copy !req
1322. Just pick up the papers
and you'll see my picture on the front page.Copy !req
1323. I'm only charged in this matter
because I'm so... photogenic.Copy !req
1324. Why, I should been on television
right this minute.Copy !req
1325. What about your nightclub act, Dawn?Copy !req
1326. Ooh, it was a spectacular success,Copy !req
1327. a wild, fast-moving stage showCopy !req
1328. with a finale to top all finales.Copy !req
1329. They loved it!
Even the people that died loved it!Copy !req
1330. How could they not love dying
if they're going to become famous for it?Copy !req
1331. The jury must realize.Copy !req
1332. Look at me.
I'm the most famous person you've ever seen.Copy !req
1333. Take notes while you have the chance.
Quote me. Look at me.Copy !req
1334. Look at my legs! Look at 'em!Copy !req
1335. Bailiffs, remove the defendant
from the witness stand.Copy !req
1336. Disgusting display.Copy !req
1337. The defense rests.Copy !req
1338. Publicity! The death penalty!
Electrocution! Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
1339. Mr. Foreman, has the jury reached a decision?Copy !req
1340. Yes, we have, Your Honor.Copy !req
1341. We find the defendant guilty as chargedCopy !req
1342. and sentence her to die
in the electric chair.Copy !req
1343. Matron!Copy !req
1344. How am I supposed to sleep
with these goddamn bums in here?Copy !req
1345. Where is that hog?Copy !req
1346. Matron! Did you hear me?Copy !req
1347. I'm gonna miss my little Dawn.Copy !req
1348. It ain't right they gon' put you in that chair.Copy !req
1349. Earnestine, I'm thrilled about it.Copy !req
1350. Today is my big day.Copy !req
1351. I feel lucky to receive the death penalty.Copy !req
1352. Why, it's the biggest award
I could get in my field.Copy !req
1353. But I don't even have
my acceptance speech ready.Copy !req
1354. I've got to practice it.Copy !req
1355. I know every word I say
will be in the newspapers tomorrow.Copy !req
1356. Does it excite you
to make love to someone so famous?Copy !req
1357. You excite me, Dawn, not your fame.Copy !req
1358. It's you I love.Copy !req
1359. Not all that publicity.Copy !req
1360. I still am the star prisoner.
Right, Earnestine?Copy !req
1361. - huh!Copy !req
1362. Even the warden told me he had a problem
with the press trying to get my picture.Copy !req
1363. - Will you save my clippings?
- I'll save 'em, Dawn.Copy !req
1364. I'll cry when I read 'em though.Copy !req
1365. - Will you write a book about me?
—huh.Copy !req
1366. You know everything.
I'd trust you to write my story.Copy !req
1367. Describe my makeup and hairdos.Copy !req
1368. Include sketches of every outfit I ever wore.Copy !req
1369. Why won't they let me
wear a gown and makeup today?Copy !req
1370. Today of all days.Copy !req
1371. My big moment in the electric chair.Copy !req
1372. You still think you're in a show, baby.Copy !req
1373. You gotta realize it's your life!Copy !req
1374. My life is a show.Copy !req
1375. Why is it so hard for people to understand?Copy !req
1376. My fans want me to die
in the electric chair.Copy !req
1377. It'll be my final curtain call,
the most theatrical moment of my life.Copy !req
1378. No.Copy !req
1379. I've always tried to be page one,
Earnestine.Copy !req
1380. Life imprisonment would have been
such a second-rate news story.Copy !req
1381. This way my legend will have to live on.Copy !req
1382. I'm not going to die
only for my fans of today,Copy !req
1383. but for their children and grandchildren.Copy !req
1384. You so fucked up, baby.Copy !req
1385. Give mama a big, sloppy kiss.Copy !req
1386. Okay, "les-beans," I caught ya!Copy !req
1387. Bumpin' pussies
is a violation of jail rules.Copy !req
1388. I'm gonna write this beef up
and give it to the warden, Earnestine.Copy !req
1389. You'll get the adjustment center for this.Copy !req
1390. It's her last day, for Christ's sake.
Can't we spend it together?Copy !req
1391. Get back to your cell
before I beat you to a pulp.Copy !req
1392. For Christ's sake, it's her last day!Copy !req
1393. I know it's her last day.Copy !req
1394. You all ready for the hot seat, fatso?Copy !req
1395. I'm supposed to ask you
what you want for your last meal.Copy !req
1396. I'll have two veal cutlets.Copy !req
1397. Well, I'll get 'em,Copy !req
1398. but you'd better eat 'em quick,Copy !req
1399. 'cause the electric chair
don't wait for nobody.Copy !req
1400. Not even big stars like you.Copy !req
1401. You're gonna be one fried lady today.Copy !req
1402. Dawn, I came to say good-bye to you.Copy !req
1403. We're going to miss you.Copy !req
1404. Don't look so sad.Copy !req
1405. I'm happy, happy, happy!Copy !req
1406. The only thing I ask
is that you remember meCopy !req
1407. and talk about me the rest of your life.Copy !req
1408. We will!Copy !req
1409. And tell everyone they have my permission
to sell their memories of me to the media.Copy !req
1410. Dawn, could I have your autograph?Copy !req
1411. Why, certainly, Cheryll.Copy !req
1412. Sit down.Copy !req
1413. To Cheryll,Copy !req
1414. the prettiest girl on cell block four.Copy !req
1415. Love always,Copy !req
1416. the beautiful and fabulousCopy !req
1417. Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
1418. I'll treasure it.Copy !req
1419. Would you like to see some modeling?Copy !req
1420. I bet you would. And I don't mind.Copy !req
1421. I'd love to see you perform.Copy !req
1422. Good!Copy !req
1423. Ready?Copy !req
1424. Go! Go, Dawn!Copy !req
1425. Go! Go! Go, Dawn!Copy !req
1426. - Go!
- Get back to your cell, Cheryll!Copy !req
1427. The show's over for Dawn Davenport.Copy !req
1428. - Good-bye, Dawn.
- Good-bye, Cheryll.Copy !req
1429. Come on. Get outta here, Cheryll.Copy !req
1430. Here's your food, pork chop.Copy !req
1431. Eat up. Ain't got much time.Copy !req
1432. I've changed my mind.Copy !req
1433. I'm really not hungry anymore.Copy !req
1434. Let's not dawdle.Copy !req
1435. I'm all ready for my big news event.Copy !req
1436. I'd like to go right now,
if it'll be all right.Copy !req
1437. Suit yourself, pizza face.
Let's put your jewelry on for ya.Copy !req
1438. Here comes the chaplain now.
Come on, Miss Star. Your time's up.Copy !req
1439. Are you ready, Dawn?Copy !req
1440. Yes, I'm ready, Father.Copy !req
1441. The legend's all ready
for her little appointment in the green room.Copy !req
1442. I've been looking forward to this, you know.Copy !req
1443. - "The Lord is my shepherd; I shall not want.Copy !req
1444. - He makes me lie down in green pastures.
- Good-bye, Cheryll!Copy !req
1445. He leads me beside still waters.Copy !req
1446. - Dawn, I love you!
- He restores my soul.Copy !req
1447. - Good-bye, Earnestine!
- Dawn!Copy !req
1448. He leads me in the path of righteousness
for his name's sake.Copy !req
1449. - Good-bye, Ben.
- Good-bye, Dawn!Copy !req
1450. —I fear no evil, for thou art with me.Copy !req
1451. My rod and my staff... "Copy !req
1452. "O Lord, who shall sojourn in thy tent?Copy !req
1453. Who shall dwell on thy holy hill?"Copy !req
1454. —Hop in.Copy !req
1455. It's cute. Hey, it's comfortable too.Copy !req
1456. Strap her in good.
She deserves worse than this for what she did.Copy !req
1457. Yeah, you'd better strap me in good,
'cause you don't want me to get out of here.Copy !req
1458. Hog!Copy !req
1459. I hate you.Copy !req
1460. Shut up, Davenport.Copy !req
1461. Ugly, ugly, ugly!Copy !req
1462. I'd like to thank all the wonderful peopleCopy !req
1463. that made this great moment in my life
come true.Copy !req
1464. My daughter, Taffy,Copy !req
1465. who died in order to further my career.Copy !req
1466. My friends Chicklette and Concetta,Copy !req
1467. who should be here with me today.Copy !req
1468. All the fans that died so fashionably
and gallantly in my nightclub act.Copy !req
1469. And especially all those wonderful peopleCopy !req
1470. who were kind enough
to read about me in the newspapersCopy !req
1471. and watch me on the television news shows.Copy !req
1472. Without all of you,
my career could never have gotten this far.Copy !req
1473. It is you that I murdered for,Copy !req
1474. and it is you that I will die for.Copy !req
1475. Please remember,Copy !req
1476. I love every fuckin' one of you!Copy !req