1. Regina, I am prepared to depart.
Have my project brought up.Copy !req
2. Yes, Mr. Wenan.Copy !req
3. Billy, I just got wordCopy !req
4. that your father will not be
joining us for Christmas.Copy !req
5. Oh, I know, sweetie.Copy !req
6. It's... his work.Copy !req
7. It's unfortunate.Copy !req
8. I was really looking
forward to seeing John.Copy !req
9. I'm sorry that I won't be able
to be there for you today.Copy !req
10. It's okay, Grandma.Copy !req
11. Come here.Copy !req
12. You know what would
look good here?Copy !req
13. Another ribbon.Copy !req
14. Bring home the blue,
Billy.Copy !req
15. I will, Grandmother,
because that's what winners do.Copy !req
16. Oh, that's my boy.Copy !req
17. And we'll send a picture
to your father afterwards.Copy !req
18. Please be a dear
and get me a glass of milk.Copy !req
19. Of course, Grandma.Copy !req
20. Thank you.Copy !req
21. - Regina.
- Yes, Mr. Wenan.Copy !req
22. I need this letter
mailed overnight.Copy !req
23. Of course.Copy !req
24. I'll be back in
approximately four hours.Copy !req
25. Otherwise, I can be reached
on my phone.Copy !req
26. Oh, and, um, Regina,Copy !req
27. Grandmother would like
a glass of milk.Copy !req
28. Of course, sir.Copy !req
29. Working something out,
love?Copy !req
30. Yeah.Copy !req
31. I finished up early
on the day's orders,Copy !req
32. so I figured
I'd get in some practice.Copy !req
33. This is our lowest year
on record.Copy !req
34. Yeah, we've had slumps before.
It'll pick back up.Copy !req
35. And the supply bill
next month?Copy !req
36. We can't run up
any more credit.Copy !req
37. Try not to worry.Copy !req
38. Just trying to keep things
in perspective.Copy !req
39. I'll head
into town tomorrowCopy !req
40. and check on the late entries.Copy !req
41. I'll look at the PO box.Copy !req
42. They've assured me
our check's in the mail.Copy !req
43. All right.Copy !req
44. I'll make cookies
for the drive.Copy !req
45. That'd be nice.Copy !req
46. You have fun
shooting the trash.Copy !req
47. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
48. Yes?Copy !req
49. Hi, uh, it's Donald.
Is this, uh...Copy !req
50. Hi.Copy !req
51. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
52. Do you have
something for me?Copy !req
53. Uh, yeah.
Yes. Yes, I do.Copy !req
54. Well, walk over here
and bring it to the table.Copy !req
55. Uh... yeah. Um...Copy !req
56. On the mat.Copy !req
57. So, uh, how long does this
usually take?Copy !req
58. As long as it takes.Copy !req
59. Is there a place
I can sit?Copy !req
60. Does it look like there's
someplace that you can sit?Copy !req
61. Does this belong to you?Copy !req
62. Uh, yeah. I got it for
Christmas when I was 11.Copy !req
63. Eleven. Eleven.
That's great.Copy !req
64. You know, I never got
what I asked for.Copy !req
65. Are you
a baseball player?Copy !req
66. Uh, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, I am.Copy !req
67. You're an athlete?Copy !req
68. I mean, I was.Copy !req
69. I, uh, blew my ACL out in
college, like, 15 years ago.Copy !req
70. - Why are you selling it now?
- I don't really wanna.Copy !req
71. But my little girl wants to go to
space camp, so, uh, we can't afford it.Copy !req
72. What do you think
your childhood dream is worth?Copy !req
73. 2,000.Copy !req
74. I'll give you
$900 for it.Copy !req
75. That's not even
gonna get me halfway there.Copy !req
76. I will give you $900 for
it or you can fuck off.Copy !req
77. Hydroelectric power
is an abundant energy sourceCopy !req
78. and the underlying thesis
of my project.Copy !req
79. - How long did this take you?
- Two weeks of conceptualizingCopy !req
80. and ten days
of actual building.Copy !req
81. How'd you come up
with this?Copy !req
82. After I realized the amount of
power within a flowing water source,Copy !req
83. the rest was elementary.Copy !req
84. Congratulations,
Christine.Copy !req
85. Oh, you have made Chester
Elementary very proud.Copy !req
86. You just beat four-time champion
Billy Wenan. What do you have to say?Copy !req
87. I couldn't have asked for
a better Christmas present.Copy !req
88. Thank you to everyone,
especially my mom and dad.Copy !req
89. - Congrats again.
- Thank you.Copy !req
90. - Billy!
- Excuse me, Judge Robinson, I think I got the wrong...Copy !req
91. Oh, we've got, uh,
Billy right here.Copy !req
92. Let's get a shot
with the runner-up.Copy !req
93. All right, let's get
the runner-up out here.Copy !req
94. - I've got the wrong...
- Come on. Hold that ribbon up high.Copy !req
95. You two get snuggly.
Look at me.Copy !req
96. Pretend like there's a little
squirrel's nest on my head.Copy !req
97. Bye, Billy!
Have a good Christmas!Copy !req
98. - Roger.
- Yes, Mr. Wenan.Copy !req
99. I have some more work
for that friend of ours.Copy !req
100. I'll put you in contact,
sir.Copy !req
101. Thank you.Copy !req
102. All right, I can talk.Copy !req
103. What exactly
does this entail?Copy !req
104. I see.
All right, uh...Copy !req
105. You got a name?Copy !req
106. How much?Copy !req
107. Yeah. Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
108. Job accepted.Copy !req
109. I gotta go.
I'm on another gig.Copy !req
110. we ask ourselves the real question.
Is Santa making a difference anymore?Copy !req
111. Here we have a story
out of North Carolina.Copy !req
112. Two children said
they were just having funCopy !req
113. when they dropped a bowling
ball off the Hickerson overpass.Copy !req
114. This caused a 30-car pileup.Copy !req
115. Next hour, we're gonna be
talking to an Oregon man who saysCopy !req
116. a group of schoolchildren
burned his house to the ground.Copy !req
117. Merry Christmas, Chris.Copy !req
118. Ah, schoolkids are lighting
their uncles on fireCopy !req
119. and throwing bowling balls
off of bridges.Copy !req
120. Nothing too merry
about that.Copy !req
121. Got two more crates
for you in back.Copy !req
122. I'll bring the truck around.Copy !req
123. All right,
I'll get 'em ready.Copy !req
124. Hey, Chris.Copy !req
125. Ralph.Copy !req
126. I got a whole lot
of presents under the tree.Copy !req
127. You could come over later
and unwrap a couple early.Copy !req
128. - Hmm. I might be...
- Hold that thought.Copy !req
129. Sorry about that, Chris.
What can I get ya?Copy !req
130. Johnny Carson.Copy !req
131. Not in your usual
chipper mood today.Copy !req
132. Went a whole two seconds and I haven't
heard anything about the decline of societyCopy !req
133. or the reckless youth
in America.Copy !req
134. I guess I'm just having
a good day.Copy !req
135. Wishin' and waitin' isn't
gonna change what's inside.Copy !req
136. Gotta get another whiskey
from the back.Copy !req
137. Can I help you?Copy !req
138. How are ya, Mike?Copy !req
139. Don't think I know you.Copy !req
140. Nicole and the kids are well,
I hope.Copy !req
141. Look, uh, I wasn't gonna
do anything...Copy !req
142. Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid.
She's a great girl.Copy !req
143. But she never did hold
much faith in wedding vows.Copy !req
144. - Not like you and me, Mike.
- Listen, I'm...Copy !req
145. I'm just here having a drink.
I'm not...Copy !req
146. You know, if you drive
straight through...Copy !req
147. I reckon you could be home
in 12 hours,Copy !req
148. spend the holiday
with your family.Copy !req
149. Who are you?Copy !req
150. Well, I'm... I'm the guy
that's gonna buy you a beer.Copy !req
151. Why don't you hop?
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
152. And Mike, drive safe.Copy !req
153. Where's Mike?Copy !req
154. - Who?
- The good-looking guyCopy !req
155. that was sitting right next
to where your fat butt is.Copy !req
156. Oh, that fella.
Well, I guess he left.Copy !req
157. Why is it every time you come in
here, I end up going home alone?Copy !req
158. Maybe I'm a jinx.Copy !req
159. Yeah.Copy !req
160. - Hello?
- Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The Times.Copy !req
161. Oh, that's a wonderful paper.Copy !req
162. Yes, it is.Copy !req
163. I feel very privileged
to be a part of it.Copy !req
164. - How can I help you?
- Yesterday, we ran an articleCopy !req
165. on your school's
science fair...Copy !req
166. and I had a few
follow-up questionsCopy !req
167. for the "Best of Show,"
Christine Crawford.Copy !req
168. I was hoping I could get
her contact information.Copy !req
169. No problem
I can get that for you.Copy !req
170. Fantastic.Copy !req
171. Just gonna be
one more second.Copy !req
172. Great.Copy !req
173. I brought your milk.Copy !req
174. Oh, thank you, honey.Copy !req
175. Put it here.Copy !req
176. You should be resting.Copy !req
177. Let's get these outta your way.Copy !req
178. On the desk.Copy !req
179. - Night.
- Good night.Copy !req
180. - I love you.
- I love you too.Copy !req
181. - Regina!
- Yes, Mr. Wenan.Copy !req
182. Grandmother wants everyone
out of the house right now.Copy !req
183. Certainly, sir.Copy !req
184. Mmm, you know...Copy !req
185. I've never lost
a science competition.Copy !req
186. Did you know a circuit
is only as good as its ground?Copy !req
187. Billy, I-I thought that
your science proj...Copy !req
188. Twelve-volt car battery.Copy !req
189. Might not kill you,Copy !req
190. but it'll make
your teeth chatter.Copy !req
191. You're gonna return
the first-place ribbonCopy !req
192. and tell them you were unfairly
helped with that train project.Copy !req
193. You cheated.Copy !req
194. You don't deserve to win.Copy !req
195. Am I being clear?Copy !req
196. Get her outta here.Copy !req
197. They arrived about
20 minutes ago.Copy !req
198. Yeah. Hope they brought
the other half of our check.Copy !req
199. Stay calm. You exploding
is not gonna help anything.Copy !req
200. No, but it'll make me feel better.Copy !req
201. Good to see you,
Chris.Copy !req
202. Apologies about springing
this visit on you.Copy !req
203. Why don't we drop
the pleasantries?Copy !req
204. It's my busiest time of year,
and I got work to do.Copy !req
205. - Now, where's the rest of my money?
- I'm Captain Jacobs.Copy !req
206. - We've got a proposition for you.
- No propositions, no shakes.Copy !req
207. I want what's due.
And this? This is half.Copy !req
208. Well, you only produced
half of last year's product,Copy !req
209. and, uh, the subsidy payment
reflects that.Copy !req
210. Well, this is Christmas. We're not
handing out participation trophies.Copy !req
211. I can't help it if half the kids
deserve coal instead of presents.Copy !req
212. We got a minimum budget.
It's in our contract.Copy !req
213. Well, actually, your contract with the
United States government, um, states,Copy !req
214. "Subsidy payment is dependent on
volume of presents made and delivered."Copy !req
215. And that's exactly
how you've been paid.Copy !req
216. This won't even
cover the power.Copy !req
217. We have employees to pay,
food to buy,Copy !req
218. and quite frankly,
this is one...Copy !req
219. humdinger of a timeCopy !req
220. to lay this burden on us.Copy !req
221. The point is,
with only half our payment,Copy !req
222. we're not gonna
be able to survive.Copy !req
223. We understand the financial
constraints that you're suffering.Copy !req
224. No one wants to shut you down,
not if we don't have to.Copy !req
225. Do you even understand
what you're saying?Copy !req
226. What you'd be doing
to Christmas?Copy !req
227. We want your holiday spirit.
It generates holiday spending.Copy !req
228. Let's not get into
all that right now.Copy !req
229. I mean,
the important thing is,Copy !req
230. we might have a chance
to work this out.Copy !req
231. Captain, if you please.Copy !req
232. Chris, Ruth,Copy !req
233. the United States military would
like to procure your services.Copy !req
234. You know what happens
if I hear you talked, right?Copy !req
235. No.Copy !req
236. I'll kill your mommy.Copy !req
237. I'll kill your daddy.Copy !req
238. You got a dog?Copy !req
239. Yeah.Copy !req
240. What's your dog's name?Copy !req
241. J-Jo Jo Beans.Copy !req
242. Well, I will kill
ol' Jo Jo Beans too.Copy !req
243. Now
you're gonna go in thereCopy !req
244. and say that you were
at the mallCopy !req
245. and you lost track
of time.Copy !req
246. You were buying them some
Christmas presents. You got it?Copy !req
247. I don't have
any Christmas pre...Copy !req
248. Well, maybe you were thinking about
buying them some Christmas presents.Copy !req
249. Remember,
two nights from now,Copy !req
250. Santa's gonna slide his
fat ass down your chimneyCopy !req
251. and give you
a whole bunch of presentsCopy !req
252. 'cause you've been such
a good girl this year.Copy !req
253. You know, he doesn't
do that for everyone.Copy !req
254. Here's your phone.Copy !req
255. Christine.Copy !req
256. Merry Christmas.Copy !req
257. Thanks, love.Copy !req
258. You think they're serious about
shutting down the factory?Copy !req
259. Nah, they're just
trying to bully usCopy !req
260. into a contract.Copy !req
261. You sure about that?Copy !req
262. We could use
the extra income.Copy !req
263. Oh, I'm aware.Copy !req
264. Doesn't have
to come from them though.Copy !req
265. No.Copy !req
266. Why, no, it doesn't.Copy !req
267. I'm glad I thought of it.Copy !req
268. Well, I'm calling you on
Christmas Eve, so you know it's serious.Copy !req
269. I mean, I thought we did
a great job for you back in '98.Copy !req
270. My team is fast.Copy !req
271. And you know
they do quality work, right?Copy !req
272. Well, no.Copy !req
273. No, no, I can't beat that.Copy !req
274. But if you're getting it that cheap, you've
gotta be sacrificing something somewhere.Copy !req
275. I'm sorry to hear that,
Lee Ning.Copy !req
276. Yes, have a good day. Bye.Copy !req
277. Lee Ning, out.Copy !req
278. Elon, this is Chris.
What do you got for me?Copy !req
279. I bid on everything from
mainframes to Pez dispensers.Copy !req
280. Everybody's outsourcing.Copy !req
281. They got six-year-olds pulling
12-hour shifts in bare feetCopy !req
282. for two sticks
of bubble gum.Copy !req
283. It's heartbreaking.Copy !req
284. You're exhausted, and you've got
a long night of delivering gifts.Copy !req
285. Why don't you get some rest
before you go out?Copy !req
286. You still got
a little bit of time.Copy !req
287. I can't sleep.Copy !req
288. The whole damn operation
is goin' tits up.Copy !req
289. - Chris.
- Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.Copy !req
290. I'll be right there.Copy !req
291. - Let me see it.
- Hold on. I'm almost finished.Copy !req
292. Let me...
Just give me the list.Copy !req
293. Have you checked it?Copy !req
294. Come on. It's fine.Copy !req
295. Why are you being
like this?Copy !req
296. 'Cause I failed.Copy !req
297. Hey!Copy !req
298. - You forgetting something?
- Oh.Copy !req
299. - I'll keep hold of this for you.
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
300. It's 15 below out here.Copy !req
301. Then have hot chocolate.Copy !req
302. All right.Copy !req
303. How'd it go?Copy !req
304. - I survived.
- Mmm.Copy !req
305. Merry Christmas, darling.Copy !req
306. You just messed
up big time, fat man!Copy !req
307. Go!Copy !req
308. Hot damn. That was
a course record.Copy !req
309. Let's run it again.Copy !req
310. I was, uh, hoping to, uh,
get to my son's placeCopy !req
311. and see the grandkids opening
presents this morning.Copy !req
312. Are you not being
compensated for your time?Copy !req
313. Oh, y-yeah, yeah. Sure.Copy !req
314. Well, is that
not enough for you?Copy !req
315. No, uh, it is.Copy !req
316. Good.Copy !req
317. Then let's run it again.Copy !req
318. Is there a problem?Copy !req
319. I've got a job for you.Copy !req
320. - Good.
- I think you're gonna like it.Copy !req
321. It complements
that hobby of yours.Copy !req
322. What's the job?Copy !req
323. I'd like you
to kill Santa Claus.Copy !req
324. Really?Copy !req
325. I know he let you down too.Copy !req
326. Well, uh...Copy !req
327. that's not gonna be easy.Copy !req
328. Well, if you're not interested,
I'm sure I could find s...Copy !req
329. No, I'm interested.Copy !req
330. I'm very interested.Copy !req
331. Hello. Davis here.Copy !req
332. Ah, good morning.
This is Chris.Copy !req
333. - Chris, good morning.
- I'll do the contract.Copy !req
334. Oh, that's fantastic!
That's great.Copy !req
335. - Ye... Yeah. Yeah, well, yes.
- Let's get together...Copy !req
336. Well, m-merry... merry Christmas.Copy !req
337. The one day you get to sleep
in, and you're up early.Copy !req
338. Well, I had
a heavy mind.Copy !req
339. I just agreed
to the contract.Copy !req
340. - It's what we have to do, love.
- I know.Copy !req
341. What is it?Copy !req
342. Oh, some kids with a deer
rifle put some flak in the air.Copy !req
343. - Again?
- Yeah.Copy !req
344. Put two holes in the sleigh, one in me.
Even tore my bag.Copy !req
345. Don't worry about the bag.
Let me see your side.Copy !req
346. I'm all right. It's...
It's fine, it's fine.Copy !req
347. It'll heal
in the usual way.Copy !req
348. I don't know
what I'm doing wrong.Copy !req
349. Maybe it's time
I retired the coat.Copy !req
350. You just need a break.
We're all feeling it this year.Copy !req
351. I've lost
my influence.Copy !req
352. You're an icon.
People love you.Copy !req
353. I'm a silly, fat man
in a red suit.Copy !req
354. I mean, you think it's cute, but this
is what people actually think of me.Copy !req
355. Christmas is a farce.
I am a joke.Copy !req
356. There hasn't been any real
spirit of the season anymore.Copy !req
357. Not for years.Copy !req
358. Let's just get
a few days out on this.Copy !req
359. That will give you
a better perspective.Copy !req
360. I should've charged them
royalties for my image.Copy !req
361. - Now, that's what we should've done.
- That's not who we are.Copy !req
362. No, we're only the largest economic
stimulus in the entire world.Copy !req
363. Christmas generates
$3 trillion in the US alone.Copy !req
364. We can't pay our power bill.
Think there's something wrong with that?Copy !req
365. Oh, is that how
we're measuring success now?Copy !req
366. Well, that's what
they care about.Copy !req
367. They put up with us so they can
sell their toys and sodas and cars.Copy !req
368. We're a business.Copy !req
369. And don't kid yourself, Ruth.Copy !req
370. Altruism is not a deductible
on their bottom line.Copy !req
371. Don't put it all on them.
You've changed too.Copy !req
372. You might be right.Copy !req
373. Maybe I'm just like 'em.Copy !req
374. You still have it.Copy !req
375. All I have is a loathing
for a world that's forgotten.Copy !req
376. Thanks for the cigars.Copy !req
377. - Information. Can I help you?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.Copy !req
378. I need to get ahold of somebody
in the North Pole.Copy !req
379. I'm not able to search without
a specific country or code.Copy !req
380. Okay. All right, uh, then what's
the closest thing to the North Pole?Copy !req
381. Something... Something
arctic, in the Arctic Circle.Copy !req
382. Unfortunately, I don't know. If you
could be more specific, I could help you.Copy !req
383. Well, is there a city up there,
an island, anything?Copy !req
384. A chunk of ice
floating in the fucking ocean?Copy !req
385. I can't stay on if you're
gonna talk like that.Copy !req
386. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to cuss.Copy !req
387. - Please don't hang up.
- I want to help you. If you could be more specific.Copy !req
388. Okay, uh,
what about the city of...Copy !req
389. of Eureka
on Ellesmere Island?Copy !req
390. - Okay, I have it.
- Great, great.Copy !req
391. Do you have a listing
for Christopher Cringle?Copy !req
392. Hello?Copy !req
393. Hello?Copy !req
394. Why did you
hang up the fucking phone?Copy !req
395. Just relax.Copy !req
396. Back to basics.Copy !req
397. - Damn! Shit.
- I broke it.Copy !req
398. - I broke it.
- Jesus.Copy !req
399. May I get another pot of tea?Copy !req
400. Mr. Wenan.
This package came for you.Copy !req
401. From your father
for Christmas.Copy !req
402. It's a few days late.Copy !req
403. Yes, sir.Copy !req
404. From the Bahamas?Copy !req
405. That's what it says,
sir.Copy !req
406. He's probably there with
his girlfriend, Kara.Copy !req
407. I wouldn't know, sir.Copy !req
408. Well, pass it to me.Copy !req
409. Where the hell are you?Copy !req
410. Hey.Copy !req
411. Where do the, uh...Copy !req
412. the letters
to Santa go?Copy !req
413. You know, the letters the
children write to Santa Claus?Copy !req
414. - What happens to 'em?
- Yeah, yeah. H-36.Copy !req
415. Uh, it's a... it's a bin
down at the office.Copy !req
416. - Right. What happens to 'em after that?
- Uh, I don't know.Copy !req
417. Guess you could ask Weyland,
our district super.Copy !req
418. Weyland? You know
where I could find him?Copy !req
419. Yeah, downtown office,
just off Redding Street.Copy !req
420. - Redding?
- Yeah.Copy !req
421. - Great. Thank you.
- No problem.Copy !req
422. Have a good day.Copy !req
423. Morning.Copy !req
424. Sorry.
This is my first day.Copy !req
425. Know where I can find
Supervisor Meeks's office?Copy !req
426. Can I help you?Copy !req
427. I'm looking
for the fat man.Copy !req
428. Where is he?Copy !req
429. Excuse me?Copy !req
430. Santa Claus,
motherfucker.Copy !req
431. Come on, Weyland.Copy !req
432. Don't act stupid.Copy !req
433. Just give me the address and
I'll walk right out of here.Copy !req
434. Where do you send the letters?Copy !req
435. Okay, just take it easy.Copy !req
436. Look,
I can't give you an address because...Copy !req
437. I can't give you an
address because I don't have one.Copy !req
438. Then you just sorted
your last piece of mail.Copy !req
439. No, no, no, no.
I just...Copy !req
440. Look, it's a classified program.
They give me a PO box and that's it.Copy !req
441. I don't know anything else.
I swear to you.Copy !req
442. We just crate up the letters
and send them out.Copy !req
443. Write it down.Copy !req
444. - Write it down.
- Okay.Copy !req
445. Okay.Copy !req
446. To the right.Copy !req
447. Other way.Copy !req
448. Not that page.
Use a blank one.Copy !req
449. Okay.Copy !req
450. - Slow down. Make it legible.
- Fuck.Copy !req
451. Okay?Copy !req
452. - You gotta be shitting me.
- No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it.Copy !req
453. So, uh, what now?Copy !req
454. Well...Copy !req
455. that's it.Copy !req
456. Son of a...Copy !req
457. Hello?Copy !req
458. We're a go.Copy !req
459. - I'll be on the road by midnight.
- Sounds good.Copy !req
460. Keep me updated
on your progress.Copy !req
461. They'll understand.Copy !req
462. They shouldn't have to.Copy !req
463. Can I assume
they speak English?Copy !req
464. Our work requires that they
speak many different languages.Copy !req
465. Let's just get this
over with.Copy !req
466. All right, everyone.
Quiet down now. Let's quiet down.Copy !req
467. - Is everybody here?
- We're all here and accounted for, sir.Copy !req
468. Well, firstly, uh,Copy !req
469. I'm sorry to call you
all back so early.Copy !req
470. But I'm sure you're all
excited to get crackingCopy !req
471. and get working again
on next year's Christmas season.Copy !req
472. And you're probably wondering about
all the new faces around here today.Copy !req
473. Well,
as you already know...Copy !req
474. there is a rising number of our
youth making poor decisions.Copy !req
475. Now, this has unfortunately
caused our yearly subsidyCopy !req
476. to be well below
our current budget.Copy !req
477. Now, to make up
for that shortfall...Copy !req
478. we are fulfilling a two-month
contract with the US military.Copy !req
479. Now, I know this must come
as a shock to a lot of you.Copy !req
480. Believe me,
had there been any other way...Copy !req
481. This is Captain Jacobs.Copy !req
482. Captain Jacobs'll fill you inCopy !req
483. on a lot of the changes
that are going on around here.Copy !req
484. Thank you.Copy !req
485. I am going to go over
some rulesCopy !req
486. that must be followed
without exceptionCopy !req
487. and throughout the duration
of this engagement.Copy !req
488. These rules are for your safety,
and your safety alone.Copy !req
489. Number one,
you will be fingerprinted,Copy !req
490. - assigned a security badge to be worn at all times.
- Next.Copy !req
491. Number two, you must enter
and exit the factory floorCopy !req
492. through the
southern bay doors only.Copy !req
493. Number three, you must remove
the bells from your uniformsCopy !req
494. as they will set off
our metal detectors.Copy !req
495. In addition to these rules,
we will be upgrading the site's security.Copy !req
496. Do you have any questions?Copy !req
497. Yes.Copy !req
498. What kind of toys
are we making, sir?Copy !req
499. Not toys, miss.Copy !req
500. Control panels for
America's eagle in the sky,Copy !req
501. our FJ-63 fighter jets.Copy !req
502. What's the purpose
of your visit?Copy !req
503. Recreation. Hunting.Copy !req
504. I'm gonna kill some things.Copy !req
505. You fill out the 5589?Copy !req
506. Yes, ma'am,
I have my 5589...Copy !req
507. my 4457,Copy !req
508. and my 3177 right here.Copy !req
509. All right.Copy !req
510. Welcome to Canada.Copy !req
511. Good to be here.Copy !req
512. Holy Christ, Corporal,
you call that hammering?Copy !req
513. Show a little pride
in your work.Copy !req
514. Here. You're up.Copy !req
515. Holy hell.Copy !req
516. Soldier, get your sorry ass
out of that lift.Copy !req
517. Clean that shit up.Copy !req
518. Hey, partner. Here.Copy !req
519. Hang on to this.Copy !req
520. Thank you.Copy !req
521. Steroids.Copy !req
522. I come in peace.Copy !req
523. Thank you.Copy !req
524. Morning, 7.
How's everybody holding up?Copy !req
525. Very well, sir. We got the
line up and running last night.Copy !req
526. - Right now we're optimizing.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
527. Okay, optimizing.
I see.Copy !req
528. 19, 23,
how are you doing?Copy !req
529. - Wonderfully perfect, sir.
- Uh, super-duper good.Copy !req
530. Ah, I appreciate
the positivity.Copy !req
531. Are you buying that?Copy !req
532. Absolutely, boss.Copy !req
533. I really backed you into a corner on this
one, 7. Don't think I don't know that.Copy !req
534. The order calls for a lot of
product in a short amount of time.Copy !req
535. Yeah, it's gonna be a squeaker even if
everything goes perfect. Refill, thanks.Copy !req
536. Which it never does.Copy !req
537. When have you seen it
go perfect?Copy !req
538. - 1910 was close.
- There was a bad war that year.Copy !req
539. You can't blame
yourself.Copy !req
540. - I'll go check the crew.
- The office.Copy !req
541. Oh, one more thing.Copy !req
542. 7...Copy !req
543. this is make or break
for us.Copy !req
544. I don't need to tell you that
absolutely everything is on the line.Copy !req
545. Christmas is at stake, sir.
We won't let you down.Copy !req
546. - We'll have the order finished on time.
- Good man.Copy !req
547. Chris, I just
talked to my superiors.Copy !req
548. They're very impressed with
the numbers that I gave them.Copy !req
549. They're sending in a couple of suits
to have a look at the operation.Copy !req
550. It's a very impressive
group of...Copy !req
551. little workers
you've got here.Copy !req
552. Real hard workers.Copy !req
553. I'd like to use the break
room, if that's possible.Copy !req
554. I'm running an eight-man
rotation, four on at all times.Copy !req
555. Me or one of my men are gonna be
inside the factory 24 hours a day.Copy !req
556. How does that
sit with you, 7?Copy !req
557. We can take our breaks
in the cafeteria.Copy !req
558. Many thanks to you.
Captain Jacobs.Copy !req
559. - 7.
- 7?Copy !req
560. We're all ranked and
accounted for by number.Copy !req
561. It's more efficient
that way.Copy !req
562. 7's our factory foreman.Copy !req
563. What happened to
1 through 6?Copy !req
564. Well, we've been at this
a long time.Copy !req
565. We don't reissue numbers.Copy !req
566. That would be unethical
and dishonorable.Copy !req
567. I like it.Copy !req
568. That's a hell of
a way to run a crew.Copy !req
569. Would you like a cookie,
Captain Jacobs?Copy !req
570. Indeed.Copy !req
571. A hell of a way
to run a crew.Copy !req
572. Excuse me.Copy !req
573. You all right, buddy?Copy !req
574. The hamster hammock is a top
seller and this, the roller.Copy !req
575. Then we have
the seesaw.Copy !req
576. Nibblers and
the pet playhouse.Copy !req
577. There's no room
for the pet playhouse.Copy !req
578. You know, it's funny.
You don't strike me as a hamster person.Copy !req
579. - Well, I am.
- You seem more like a... a reptile person.Copy !req
580. Do you like lizards?Copy !req
581. I have a great selection
of chameleons.Copy !req
582. I don't want a chameleon.Copy !req
583. Snakes.Copy !req
584. That's it.
You're a snake person.Copy !req
585. Snakes eat hamsters.Copy !req
586. You know, lots of people don't know
what kind of pet person they are,Copy !req
587. but I'm really good
at this.Copy !req
588. You know, you remind me
a lot of my mother.Copy !req
589. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
590. She wasn't
a good listener,Copy !req
591. and she never knew
when to shut the fuck up.Copy !req
592. Thank you.Copy !req
593. Here you go, fellas.Copy !req
594. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
595. Mr. Cringle.Copy !req
596. We had a hell of a time
finding this place.Copy !req
597. Asked around town,
but no one had a clue.Copy !req
598. Yeah, as you can imagine,
it has to be that way.Copy !req
599. And we think
it's a good thing.Copy !req
600. Great thing.
Yeah, I'm Lex Taylor.Copy !req
601. - This is, uh, Carter Mapplethorpe.
- I know who you are.Copy !req
602. Right. They warned us
about that.Copy !req
603. Things were a little touch-and-go
for a couple of years.Copy !req
604. Weren't they, Carter?Copy !req
605. Whoa, hey, hey.Copy !req
606. Oh, that's Donner.
He gets a mite nippy.Copy !req
607. You're lucky it wasn't Blitzer.
She'd tear your package right off.Copy !req
608. Well, have a look around, fellas.Copy !req
609. 7, my shop foreman,Copy !req
610. will show you anything
you might need to see.Copy !req
611. We, uh, don't need to have
a look around, Chris.Copy !req
612. No, we've seen the numbers,
we've seen the samples,Copy !req
613. and the work you do
is exceptional.Copy !req
614. The military would like to procure
your services on an annual basis.Copy !req
615. Let's not get ahead
of ourselves here.Copy !req
616. We are prepared to guarantee
your subsidization for 15 years.Copy !req
617. I hear
what you're saying,Copy !req
618. but this is a one-time deal,
gentlemen.Copy !req
619. How about you wait until you get that
check on the first of next month,Copy !req
620. and then we'll see if you
don't have a change of heart.Copy !req
621. That's not gonna happen.Copy !req
622. I appreciate your optimism,
sir, I-I really do,Copy !req
623. but with all due respect,
I think both of us knowCopy !req
624. that there's a very good chance you're
gonna end up right back here next year.Copy !req
625. And then maybe,
Mr. Cringle,Copy !req
626. - the deal we offer won't be so sweet.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
627. I'll keep
some axle grease handyCopy !req
628. just in case
I change my mind.Copy !req
629. Okay.Copy !req
630. But will the president do that?Copy !req
631. I think he already is.Copy !req
632. Sit tight.
Be right back.Copy !req
633. You get this
for Christmas?Copy !req
634. Yeah, Santa gave it to me.Copy !req
635. You must be a good kid.Copy !req
636. I guess so.Copy !req
637. You know what I got for
Christmas when I was your age?Copy !req
638. You never forget the smell of
burning flesh and menthols.Copy !req
639. Give you
a hundred bucks for it.Copy !req
640. 150.Copy !req
641. Your workers sure have
healthy appetites.Copy !req
642. You know, I can't help but think
the smallness and discolorationCopy !req
643. is a direct result of
an inadequate diet.Copy !req
644. Inadequate?Copy !req
645. Please elaborate.Copy !req
646. Well, I think
what you need is some...Copy !req
647. protein, vegetables, fiber.Copy !req
648. I bet if we gave some
real food to these people,Copy !req
649. they would shoot up
like bean stalks.Copy !req
650. Captain, we have discovered the most
efficient and productive way to eatCopy !req
651. is simple carbs
and sugarsCopy !req
652. six times a day.Copy !req
653. But that's unnatural.Copy !req
654. The body needs
four food groups,Copy !req
655. regular exercise,
a minimum of six hours of sleep.Copy !req
656. Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute
nap every eight hours.Copy !req
657. That keeps our bodies fresh and allows
us to work on a 24-hour rotation.Copy !req
658. How long can you keep that up?Copy !req
659. Indefinitely.Copy !req
660. It's why elves live
much longer than humans.Copy !req
661. - And Chris? He does the same?
- No.Copy !req
662. It's the giving
that keeps him young.Copy !req
663. Thought I'd head into town
tomorrow to check the PO box.Copy !req
664. I'm gonna feel a lot better
with that check in my hand.Copy !req
665. I'm with you there.Copy !req
666. Thanks for these.Copy !req
667. We have each other's backs.Copy !req
668. That's how this works.Copy !req
669. Remember when my baking went
through the vegan, sugar-free phase?Copy !req
670. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
671. I was lucky
to survive it.Copy !req
672. Must've lost 12 pounds.Copy !req
673. But you told me, even though you knew
I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it.Copy !req
674. That may have been more of
a self-preservation thing.Copy !req
675. Point is, we both have
good days and bad days.Copy !req
676. We disagree.
We tick each other off.Copy !req
677. Like when you come into the house
dripping sweat all over the floor,Copy !req
678. using my good towels
for sweat rags.Copy !req
679. But I love you.Copy !req
680. So we figure it out,Copy !req
681. we work through it,Copy !req
682. we lift each other up.Copy !req
683. - I'm feeling downright inspired.
- Good!Copy !req
684. Let's hope that inspiration
starts with a shower.Copy !req
685. Mm. That... That bad?Copy !req
686. Yes.Copy !req
687. - Really?
- Hmm.Copy !req
688. - No chance?
- Oh, God.Copy !req
689. I got to talk you into this?Copy !req
690. - How about I... Oh, okay. All right.
- Just... Just go. Go.Copy !req
691. Afternoon.Copy !req
692. Hope the new year
is treating you well.Copy !req
693. Only a couple of days in,
but I'm optimistic.Copy !req
694. Can I help you
with anything?Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. I'm, uh...Copy !req
697. looking for
a friend of mine.Copy !req
698. This is his box.Copy !req
699. What box you lookin' at?Copy !req
700. 323.Copy !req
701. You a friend of Chris's?Copy !req
702. Yeah.Copy !req
703. Yeah, we, uh, we did some
business a couple of years back.Copy !req
704. Wanted to look him up,
but I misplaced his contact information.Copy !req
705. I was hoping maybe
you could help me out.Copy !req
706. Well, sadly, don't think
I'm gonna be able to.Copy !req
707. Really?Copy !req
708. Oh, that's, uh...Copy !req
709. that's very disappointing.Copy !req
710. I've come a long way.Copy !req
711. No, can't say he ever gave us
any contact information.Copy !req
712. You don't even have
his last name?Copy !req
713. Been that way
since I can recall.Copy !req
714. - Hey, there, Sandy.
- Hey, Herman.Copy !req
715. I gotta get this thing
out to Palm Beach double-time.Copy !req
716. Hold on a sec
while I help this gentleman.Copy !req
717. Let's have you
leave a message.Copy !req
718. Chris comes in
every couple of days.Copy !req
719. That's all right.Copy !req
720. Say, does, uh,
Chris still drive that green Chevy?Copy !req
721. - Red Ford.
- Right.Copy !req
722. I meant Ford.Copy !req
723. I don't like duck canvas.Copy !req
724. Way too much going on.Copy !req
725. Too many sticks.
I'm not a fucking tree.Copy !req
726. Too puffy.Copy !req
727. Tan makes me look fat.Copy !req
728. Green is fucking stupid.Copy !req
729. Maybe you could give me some ideaCopy !req
730. of what
you're looking for.Copy !req
731. What about that one?Copy !req
732. Great coat.Copy !req
733. I can see you're a man who
appreciates a quality garment.Copy !req
734. Yeah.Copy !req
735. Status report.Copy !req
736. Getting warmer,
so to speak.Copy !req
737. I was thinking.Copy !req
738. I'm putting a lot
into this venture financially,Copy !req
739. and I'd like
to retain a keepsake.Copy !req
740. What did you have in mind?Copy !req
741. I want the big man's head.Copy !req
742. That could be problematic.Copy !req
743. - Are you saying no?
- I'm saying that it's not practical.Copy !req
744. Severed heads are fickle.Copy !req
745. They rot, they mold,
they smell.Copy !req
746. It's a multi-day trip across two
international borders and several state lines,Copy !req
747. which means a sizable cooler,
frequent stopsCopy !req
748. and putting myself
at considerable risk.Copy !req
749. And I don't do that
for anyone.Copy !req
750. Then I want his beard.Copy !req
751. I'm not shaving off
a dead man's beard.Copy !req
752. How about some, uh...
some sleigh bells?Copy !req
753. No.Copy !req
754. Okay. Uh...Copy !req
755. What about his coat?Copy !req
756. Fine.
Bring the coat.Copy !req
757. Great.Copy !req
758. All right, I gotta go
back to work now.Copy !req
759. Keep me abreast
of your progress.Copy !req
760. You fucking prick.Copy !req
761. Hey, Sandy.
How's the day?Copy !req
762. What's got you
in such a good mood?Copy !req
763. Well, I found
something I lost.Copy !req
764. Uh, it's too early for all of that.Copy !req
765. - Well, then what'll you have?
- I just dropped in to say hello.Copy !req
766. And if it's not too much trouble,
maybe a glass of milk for the road.Copy !req
767. - Milk.
- Yep.Copy !req
768. - Want me to warm it up for you?
- That'd be nice.Copy !req
769. Oh, man.Copy !req
770. - Hey, Chris.
- Hey, Herman. How you doing?Copy !req
771. I'm good.Copy !req
772. Now, Chris, there was a guy
in here looking for you.Copy !req
773. - Oh, yeah?
- Out-of-towner.Copy !req
774. Fancy suit?
Government-type?Copy !req
775. - Couldn't find his ass in the seat of his pants?
- Yep, that's him.Copy !req
776. - Yeah, I'm working with him.
- That's what he said.Copy !req
777. Well, thanks, Herman.Copy !req
778. You have a good one.Copy !req
779. You, too, Chris.Copy !req
780. - Is Captain Jacobs down below?
- Yes, sir, he is.Copy !req
781. "We'd like to extend
our sincerest apologies.Copy !req
782. Christine Crawford
has admitted she cheated.Copy !req
783. Enclosed is the award
for first place."Copy !req
784. Fuck.Copy !req
785. - I'm actually looking forward to seeing my ex-wife.
- What?Copy !req
786. - Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together.
- You're brave, man.Copy !req
787. Yeah.Copy !req
788. What the hell was that?Copy !req
789. It's a ski.Copy !req
790. Dennis.Copy !req
791. How'd it go?Copy !req
792. I got it.Copy !req
793. How's that knittin' going?Copy !req
794. Done.Copy !req
795. Well, it seems like
an opportune timeCopy !req
796. to try it out,
don't you think?Copy !req
797. - Right now?
- Why not?Copy !req
798. Got some heft.Copy !req
799. - Now...
- Ooh.Copy !req
800. Fine work.Copy !req
801. A slight miscalculation.Copy !req
802. Probably a little
stress-knitting.Copy !req
803. Oh, we always wanted
a bigger bed.Copy !req
804. There's the man I married.Copy !req
805. Ruthie,
I want to apologize.Copy !req
806. I lost perspective and lately,
I've been a little...Copy !req
807. self-absorbed and not much
of a partner to you.Copy !req
808. There's been a lot of talk
about quitting,Copy !req
809. and, well,
that's not who we are.Copy !req
810. Or, it's not who I am
and...Copy !req
811. I'm sorry.Copy !req
812. We've been at this
a long time, love.Copy !req
813. This isn't easy.Copy !req
814. We knew it wouldn't be
when we started.Copy !req
815. I guess I just let it
get away from me.Copy !req
816. Then let's take it back.Copy !req
817. We need to do that.Copy !req
818. You found me.Copy !req
819. This is Captain Jacobs,
over.Copy !req
820. What can I do for you,
Captain?Copy !req
821. I just followed up with the
brass on your supply requests.Copy !req
822. Had them put
a double-time on it.Copy !req
823. Good.Copy !req
824. Say again?Copy !req
825. - Affirmative.
- Copy that. Over and out.Copy !req
826. - Come here.
- Why?Copy !req
827. Well, maybe I just
want to embrace my wife.Copy !req
828. - Oh, is that all?
- Hmm.Copy !req
829. What's wrong with that,
Mrs. Cringle?Copy !req
830. I thought you wanted me
to mend your bag.Copy !req
831. Yeah, I do.Copy !req
832. But, um, later.Copy !req
833. What are you thinking?Copy !req
834. I'm thinking,Copy !req
835. you know, the good
does outweigh the bad.Copy !req
836. Hey.Copy !req
837. Hey.Copy !req
838. Hey, uh...Copy !req
839. Just take it easy,
little fella.Copy !req
840. Okay?Copy !req
841. That's not a toy.Copy !req
842. You one of
Captain Jacobs's men?Copy !req
843. Yes, I am. I'm one
of Captain Jacobs's men.Copy !req
844. So put it down
on the ground.Copy !req
845. Right now.Copy !req
846. What's this?Copy !req
847. I have no idea.Copy !req
848. What's going on?Copy !req
849. Oh, shit.Copy !req
850. Pressure, Henshaw.
Press down on it, son.Copy !req
851. Where's Chris?Copy !req
852. Shit.Copy !req
853. - Hey, hey, hey. What's going on?
- They're shooting.Copy !req
854. - Who is? The soldiers?
- I-I don't know.Copy !req
855. Go. I'm initiating
barricade protocol yellow!Copy !req
856. - Get into the domestic wing!
- Go, go, go!Copy !req
857. Dobson, McCranie, Phillips.Copy !req
858. We are under fire.Copy !req
859. - Aaron, Sophie, doors, right now.
- Stay close.Copy !req
860. 7, you all get your asses
ready to move.Copy !req
861. I'm getting you
outta here.Copy !req
862. Go, go, go!Copy !req
863. 7! 7!Copy !req
864. Get over here!
Come on!Copy !req
865. 7!Copy !req
866. 7, where are you going?Copy !req
867. Oh, what now?Copy !req
868. All right. Yeah?Copy !req
869. Chris!
We're under attack!Copy !req
870. - 7?
- Chris!Copy !req
871. I'll take the Walker too.Copy !req
872. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
873. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
874. Close the door!Copy !req
875. Come on! Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
876. Fuck!Copy !req
877. That's enough!Copy !req
878. Jonathan Miller.Copy !req
879. You twisted child.Copy !req
880. And I always thought
you forgot about me.Copy !req
881. You remember this?Copy !req
882. This was the only goddamn
thing you ever got me.Copy !req
883. After all the times
that I wrote you.Copy !req
884. I'm sorry, son.Copy !req
885. There are limits
to what I can do.Copy !req
886. I couldn't replace
your parents.Copy !req
887. Yeah.Copy !req
888. You couldn't.Copy !req
889. Well, here we are.Copy !req
890. I've come for your head,
fat man!Copy !req
891. You think
you're the first?Copy !req
892. You think I got this job
because I'm fat and jolly?Copy !req
893. Stop now! Stop!Copy !req
894. It's over.Copy !req
895. I'm sorry.Copy !req
896. Chris?Copy !req
897. Chris, love?Copy !req
898. It's okay.
Just try and relax.Copy !req
899. Helga!Copy !req
900. I'll be working in my room
for the rest of the evening,Copy !req
901. so no interruptions.Copy !req
902. Yes, Mr. Wenan.Copy !req
903. Why are you calling me
about this now?Copy !req
904. How can there be
that much missing?Copy !req
905. Oh, I want this tracked.Copy !req
906. Find out where
it was cashed.Copy !req
907. Then check my signatures.Copy !req
908. Call the bank. Tell them to
keep an eye on all my accounts.Copy !req
909. If there's a rat,
I want to snap its little neck.Copy !req
910. We'll see
who catches the rat.Copy !req
911. Damn it, Helga.
I said no interruptions.Copy !req
912. Don't you speak English?
I said stay out.Copy !req
913. Who the hell are you?Copy !req
914. I'm Ruth.Copy !req
915. And this is Chris.Copy !req
916. Billy.Copy !req
917. Well...Copy !req
918. I can't say
I'm surprised.Copy !req
919. Yeah. Fentanyl.Copy !req
920. That'll get the job done.Copy !req
921. This is partly my fault.Copy !req
922. You know, I just haven't quite
been myself lately, have I, dear?Copy !req
923. But the time has come
to turn things around.Copy !req
924. I've decided to be proactive.Copy !req
925. And it starts with you.Copy !req
926. Now look at me, child.Copy !req
927. I said look at me.Copy !req
928. A wicked soul
bent on bloodshedCopy !req
929. was sent
to collect my head.Copy !req
930. Like you, he thought he lived
outside of morals and consequence.Copy !req
931. He is now buried
with his lack of reverence.Copy !req
932. One more time,
Billy Wenan,Copy !req
933. once more,Copy !req
934. and you'll be getting more
than coal in your stocking.Copy !req
935. If your grandmother
meets an early grave,Copy !req
936. if Christine Crawford
suffers so much as a cold,Copy !req
937. if anybody that crosses your path is made
to feel less or lower because of you...Copy !req
938. I'm coming back.Copy !req
939. I'll come while you sleep
and rip you from your covers.Copy !req
940. By my hand, you will know the
consequence of your actions.Copy !req
941. So don't screw it up.Copy !req
942. The fat man's
got his eye on you, kid.Copy !req
943. Why don't you all take 15?Copy !req
944. Uh, I'd really
rather not.Copy !req
945. I wasn't asking.Copy !req
946. If there's one thing
I've learned, 7,Copy !req
947. it's never argue with
a woman gifting cookies.Copy !req
948. Oh, I'll tell the crew
we're on a break.Copy !req
949. Yeah. I'll take one of
those, if you don't mind.Copy !req
950. Aren't you supposed
to be taking it easy?Copy !req
951. I am.Copy !req
952. We'll have this place up in no
time, bigger and better than before.Copy !req
953. And we're gonna
keep it that way.Copy !req
954. We are.Copy !req
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