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They got the beat
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just give us a chance
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to your left.
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a percentage of the profit?
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gentlemen?
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Van Halen tickets?
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and the service costs money.
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we'll take them.
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What'd I say, $25?
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Thank you.
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What's the matter? You look depressed.
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63. I hate working the theater. All the
action's on the other side of the mall.
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- Yes.
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remotely funny,
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anything so funny.
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74. I know.
Everybody says that.
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77. How old are you?
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a meatball sandwich,
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82. a medium Coke,
and your phone number?
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83. - Hi.
- Hello.
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84. Get out of here,
- Bradley.
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85. - Dave.
- How you doing, Brad?
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86. Cooking!
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I shall serve no fries before their time.
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Mr. Buck Man?
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when you came in here.
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to them, man.
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just put the shirts back on.
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No dice."
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99. "No shirts. No shoes.
No dice."
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Live it.
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He gave me his card.
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Audio Consultant."
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and put it up on the wall.
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You're the one who told me
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112. Yes, you can.
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- Yes!
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You're 15 years old.
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116. I did it when I was 13.
It's no huge thing. It's just sex.
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118. If I didn't have a fiancé in Chicago,
I'd go for it.
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119. Hey, how you doing?
Welcome to Ridgemont.
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122. Raised on promises
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124. Down the hall
and turn left.
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125. She was an American girl
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126. Hi, Bradley.
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128. Another year joined at the lips.
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129. Hi, Brad!
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130. Denise. I'd make you see God.
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131. Brad!
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133. Bradley!
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134. Thank you.
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135. Six more payments, gentlemen,
and this beautiful
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136. blue, four-door,
luxury sedan is all mine!
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137. I'll give you four tickets
in the fifth row
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138. for the low price of $140.
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139. See that car?
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140. Some alumni gave Jefferson that car
for playing football
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141. when he was a sophomore.
Helped him pick it out.
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142. Slick car.
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143. We go way back,
you know.
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how you doing, buddy?
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I mean really terrific.
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146. You're really
keeping it up wonderfully.
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147. Don't fuck with it.
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148. Shit!
That's my man.
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149. Brad?
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150. Arnold!
What's happening?
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152. Sure, man.
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153. I really hate
Bronco Burger.
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with the chicken nuggets,
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downhill.
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all their greasy food,
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157. and you have
to polish things.
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160. Arnold, do you want to work at
All American Burger?
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162. I can probably get you in.
Just let me talk to Dennis Taylor.
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163. - All right.
- Okay.
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164. Wait. Did you hear
the bell ring?
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165. - What bell?
- We're here.
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166. Aloha.
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170. It is for your own good. And if you
can't make it, I can make you.
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176. There will be no eating.
E-A-T-I-N-G.
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business on your own time.
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180. Just like you wouldn't want me
to come to your house some evening
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on your time, understand?
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since the third grade.
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186. What class?
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May I come in?
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192. I get so lonely when I hear
that third attendance bell ring
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194. Sorry, I'm late. It's just like this
new schedule's totally confusing.
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197. That's the name
they gave me.
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198. - You're ripping my card.
- Yes.
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what's your problem?
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200. No problem at all.
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201. I think you know where the front
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202. You dick!
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a complete schedule
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they cover.
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to the desk behind you.
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about this surfer guy
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this morning?
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209. Oh, no!
He just called him a dick.
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210. A dick?
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211. Oh, God.
People exaggerate so much here.
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just like Pat Benatar.
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three girls at Ridgemont
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the Pat Benatar look.
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in the red tights.
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find that more attractive?
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218. Stacy, please, give me a break!
You are so much prettier!
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they'd be better in bed?
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You either do it or you don't.
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giving blow jobs.
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given a blow job?
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227. Never? Stace, there's nothing to it.
It's so easy.
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throat muscles.
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And slide it in.
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Okay.
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241. Nobody's getting me into a room
with a bunch of dead guys.
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I hear it's really disgusting.
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Have you heard?
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the dead body and holds them up.
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pulls this stuff out?
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or something?
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250. Yeah, stomach,
tumors, entrails.
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My name is Mr. Vargas.
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so have a heart.
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we will be using.
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coming in, Rat?
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cross it out.
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and part pussy.
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263. What do you mean wuss?
This girl is my exact type.
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her name?
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275. and say, "Hello. I'd like you to take
your clothes off and jump on me?"
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just like the last summer.
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at the Fotomat.
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of fucking film,
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talked to her.
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own a camera.
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you walk into biology class.
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285. I mean, don't just walk in.
Move across the room.
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talk to her.
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287. You use your face.
You use your body.
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That's what I do.
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that women do respond.
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something happens.
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happens.
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293. You put the vibe out to 30 million
chicks, something is gonna happen.
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294. That's the idea, Rat.
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stays, lays or prays.
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your toes are still tapping.
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somebody's baby
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somebody's baby
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somebody's baby tonight
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somebody's only light
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somebody's baby tonight
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Thanks a lot.
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It's really warm.
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it will last.
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get to first base?
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I'm really 19.
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somebody's baby tonight
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do you like Ron?
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but it hurt so bad.
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Keep doing it.
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I swear.
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to clean the pool.
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Your friends messed it up.
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break up with a girl like that.
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going together for two years.
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she's great in bed.
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successful guy.
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last year in school.
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of my life!
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you know?
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shredded lettuce, secret sauce.
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secret sauce?
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dressing.
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of Bronco Burger?
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and mayonnaise.
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to The Point tonight?
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at The Point?
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together for two years.
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use sex as a tool, Brad.
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We've been going together for two years!
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upon all of our...
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Anyone? Yes, Desmond?
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at truants.
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You pretend you don't ditch.
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the price later? You!
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birthday party for me here!
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for your truancy?
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at the food lines.
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on your time.
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late for this class, Mr. Spicoli?
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That's nice!
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will I pass this class?"
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I don't know!"
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You know what I'm gonna do?
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this board for all my classes to enjoy.
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of course, Mr. Spicoli!
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449. In the lane
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450. Mommy!
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451. Snow is glistening
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452. Oh, no!
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453. A beautiful sight,
we're happy tonight
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454. Walking in a winter wonderland
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455. How fucking long
do I have to wait?
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456. Christmas sucks.
I hate it.
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457. You gotta get used to working holidays.
People are always screaming.
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458. I have to quit this job.
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459. I'm gonna get so fat no one's
gonna want to take me out.
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460. Ron hasn't called,
huh?
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461. Not since November.
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462. What does it matter?
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463. He's a stereo salesman.
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464. What'd you wanna do, marry him?
Have kids with him?
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465. Have this guy come home
50 years old and bald?
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466. And have that little Pacific Stereo
sign on? Come on, Stace.
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467. Hey, it's his loss.
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468. Got any
Blue Oyster Cult?
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469. No, I don't have
any Blue Oyster Cult.
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470. I ate 34 pairs last time.
Where were you?
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471. I was that close to working at 7-11,
you know?
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472. Whoa, bud!
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473. What?
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474. All right!
Play me?
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475. Totally.
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476. You got quarters?
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477. When are those Earth, Wind and Fire
tickets coming in?
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478. Earth, Wind and Fire?
Geez, I haven't heard anything.
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479. The minute I do,
I'll let you know.
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480. I'm planning on taking
my little brother over here.
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481. Is that your little brother?
He's a good-looking kid.
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482. Great.
Charles Jefferson
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483. for Earth, Wind and Fire
and little brother.
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484. I'll let you know
when they come around, okay?
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485. Wow! Does he really
live here?
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486. I thought he just
flew in for games.
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487. Shit! He knows where to come when
he wants some tickets.
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488. Go on. Get out of here.
You're messing up my business.
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489. Come on, Rat.
Let's go get you a woman.
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490. You ready for your
moment of truth?
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491. Damone, I noticed I was starting
to get a pimple this morning...
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492. Rat, the shyness routine is really
starting to aggravate me.
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493. I mean, who is she,
anyway?
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494. She's a waitress
in a pizza parlor.
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495. Look at her.
Look at you.
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496. A member
of the honor roll.
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497. Assistant to the assistant manager
of the movie theater.
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498. Rat, if this girl can't smell
your qualifications,
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499. - then who needs her, right?
- Right.
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500. All right.
How do you feel?
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501. I feel good.
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502. Do you? All right.
Now stop fucking around and go get her.
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503. Hey, Rat, you gotta
ace that jacket.
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504. Yeah?
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505. Yeah. All right,
that's cool.
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506. You look good.
All right? Go get her.
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507. $1.10, and you get
five cents back.
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508. Thanks.
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509. Hi. Don't I know you
from biology class?
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510. Yeah.
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511. What can I do for you?
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512. I had a couple of questions.
I was curious.
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513. What do you do with the jackets
people leave here?
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514. We keep them.
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515. You keep them?
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516. In case they come back.
You can look through it if you want.
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517. No, that's cool. It would take too long
to look through all that.
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518. I'll pick up
a new one.
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519. What was your
other question?
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520. Oh, my other question is
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521. can I have your phone number
so I can ask you out sometime?
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522. Do you have a pen?
This one's out of ink.
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523. Yeah.
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524. Stacy. Nice to meet you, Stacy.
My name is Mark Ratner.
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525. I've gotta go.
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526. Lisa, I have something
to tell you.
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527. Look,
I'm a senior now.
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528. I'm a single,
successful guy.
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529. And I've got to
be fair to myself.
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530. Lisa,
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531. I think
I need my freedom.
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532. Oh, don't do that.
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533. Please,
please don't do that.
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534. Brad!
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535. Can you cover me
on register two?
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536. Okay.
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537. May I help you?
Yes.
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538. This is not the best breakfast
I ever ate and...
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539. I'd like my money back.
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540. Okay.
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541. I believe you have to
fill out a form.
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542. No. I'd like my money
back now.
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543. I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
I have to fill out a form.
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544. Well, you ate
most of it already so...
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545. See that sign?
It says "100% guaranteed."
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546. You know what the meaning
of guarantee is?
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547. Did they
teach you that here?
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548. Sir, if you'd just
wait a minute.
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549. Look. Just put your little hand
in the cash register
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550. and give me my $2.75 back,
please, Brad.
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551. Sir, if you'd just give me a minute.
I'll find the forms.
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552. I'll take care of everything.
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553. I don't have a minute.
You've made me late enough.
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554. I am so tired of dealing
with incompetence.
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555. It says 100% guaranteed,
you moron!
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556. Mister, if you don't shut up,
I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.
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557. Is there a problem here?
Can I help you, sir?
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558. You bet
you have a problem.
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559. Your employee used profanity and
threatened me with violence.
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560. I'm surprised.
I eat here all the time
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561. and usually have
good service.
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562. All I wanted was my money back
on this breakfast.
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563. It was a little
under-cooked.
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564. And he threatens me with violence.
I'm gonna call your...
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565. I can take care of it.
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566. Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this
customer or use profanity in any way?
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567. He insulted me first.
He called me a moron, Dennis.
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568. Answer me! Did you threaten this
customer or use profanity?
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569. Yes.
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570. You're fired.
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571. I'm very sorry, sir. I'll refund
your money right now.
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572. I hope you won't
hold this against us.
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573. You know how these young kids
are these days.
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574. Here we are.
Perhaps another breakfast?
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575. I hope you had
a hell of a piss, Arnold!
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576. The world's
finest surfers showed up today
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577. to do battle with
what's turned out to be
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578. the biggest waves
to hit this coast since 1946.
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579. Hello. I'm Stu Nahan, and I'd like you
to meet this young man.
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580. His name, Jeff Spicoli.
Jeff, congratulations.
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581. Things looked rough
out there today.
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582. I'll tell you, Stu, I did battle
with some humongous waves.
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583. Just like I told the guy on ABC,
"Danger is my business."
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584. A lot of people expected
Mark "Cutback" Davis,
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585. or Bob "Jungle Vet" Gerard
would take the honors this year.
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586. Those guys are fags!
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587. That's fantastic.
Let me ask you.
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588. When you get out there,
do you ever fear for your life?
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589. Stu, surfing's not a sport.
It's a way of life. It's no hobby.
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590. It's a way of looking at that wave
and saying, "Hey, bud, let's party!"
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591. Where'd you get
this jacket?
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592. From the network. Let me ask you,
what's next for Jeff Spicoli?
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593. Headed over to the Australian
and then the Hawaiian Internationals.
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594. Then me and Mick are gonna wing on over
to London and jam with the Stones.
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595. You guys
are invited, too.
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596. Jeff! Jeff!
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597. Jeff, Dad says
you have to get up.
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598. Leave me alone.
Dad says you're gonna be late again,
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599. you butthole!
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600. Leave me alone!
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601. Dad says you're gonna be late again,
you booger!
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602. Dad, Jeff threw
his snorkel at me!
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603. We just want to say that we're not
Spirit Bunnies anymore.
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604. We always hated that name.
It bugged the heck out of Dina and me.
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605. It's just
such a put-down!
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606. Really!
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607. We know you've got a lot of spirit,
everybody, right?
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608. And we're gonna destroy
Lincoln next week! All right!
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609. You know, it takes a lot of courage
to get up here
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610. and do something that you know
people will make fun of.
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611. - Yeah.
- Man...
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612. I'm never gonna talk
to those guys again.
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613. I'm the one who
got Arnold and Dave
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614. their jobs there
in the first place.
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615. If you'd apologize to Dennis,
I'm sure he'd take you back.
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616. Fuck Dennis Taylor!
I'm not gonna apologize to that wimp.
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617. I'm just glad
we're still together
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618. because a lot's happened,
and I really need you this year.
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619. Look, Brad, I've been trying to think
of a way to tell you this.
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620. We're almost out of school.
It's our last year.
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621. And I think we owe it
to ourselves to be free.
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622. To go out
with other people.
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623. I still want
to be friends.
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624. What do I say to her
once we get in the car?
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625. No problem, Rat. What you need is
my special five-point plan.
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626. Come on, Damone,
I need real help.
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627. What do you mean?
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628. Men have died trying to obtain
this valuable information.
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629. But I'll give it to you
for free.
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630. What's your
five-point plan?
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631. All right.
Now, pay attention.
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632. First of all, you never let on
how much you like a girl.
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633. Oh, Debbie. Hi.
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634. Two. You always
call the shots.
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635. Kiss me,
you won't regret it.
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636. Three. Act like wherever you are,
that's the place to be.
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637. Isn't this great?
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638. Four.
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639. When ordering food,
you find out what she wants
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640. then order
for the both of you.
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641. It's a classy move.
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642. The lady will have the linguine
in a white clam sauce,
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643. and a Coke with no ice.
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644. And five.
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645. Now, this is
most important, Rat.
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646. When it comes down to making out,
whenever possible,
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647. put on side one
of Led Zeppelin IV.
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648. This is a nice car.
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649. Yeah. It's my sister's.
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650. Yeah?
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651. Do you have
Mrs. George for English?
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652. Yeah.
She's pretty good.
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653. Yeah, she is pretty good.
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654. Have you decided?
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655. Um, yeah.
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656. I'll have
the knockwurst.
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657. Excellent.
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658. You work at
Cinema Four, right?
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659. That must be great.
You get to see all those free movies.
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660. You get free popcorn.
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661. Are you okay?
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662. Yeah, I'm fine.
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663. Would you mind if I excuse myself
for a moment?
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664. Oh, no, go ahead.
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665. Are you ready
to order here?
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666. She will have
the knockwurst.
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667. And you?
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668. I'll have the same.
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669. Anything to drink?
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670. Coke.
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671. Two Cokes.
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672. Okay. Thank you.
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673. I'll be right back.
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674. Okay.
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675. Hello?
Mike, it's Mark.
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676. What happened to your date?
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677. It's happening right now.
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678. Everything's fine except
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679. I left my wallet at home.
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680. Why don't you
go home and get it?
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681. No, I can't! I'm here.
The food's coming and everything.
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682. Look, would you do me a favor?
Just borrow your mom's car.
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683. Drive to my house,
get my wallet and bring it here.
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684. Hello? Mike?
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685. Mike?
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686. Geez, I'm really
kind of busy, Rat.
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687. Just do me this one favor.
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688. I swear I won't ask you for anything
again in this lifetime or any other.
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689. But just please
do this for me.
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690. You owe me for this one.
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691. Okay, thanks.
Thanks a lot. Thanks.
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692. Beaver,
are you all right?
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693. What happened?
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694. Are you sure there's nothing else
I can bring you?
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695. Do you want
another Coke?
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696. Um, okay.
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697. Two more Cokes.
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698. Two more Cokes.
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699. Hey, Mark,
is that you?
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700. Yeah, hi.
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701. You come here?
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702. Yeah. I come for the strudel.
It's great.
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703. Hey, listen, I found your wallet
the other day.
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704. You want it back?
Oh, wow! Yeah.
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705. I was looking for this.
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706. Oh, Mike, you don't know
Stacy Hamilton.
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707. Stacy,
this is Mike Damone.
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708. - Hi.
- Hi.
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709. Nice to meet you.
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710. See you later.
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711. Right. Gotta be going.
See you later.
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712. - You wanna go?
- Yeah.
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713. I had a really
nice time tonight.
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714. Me, too.
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715. I'm real sorry someone broke in
and stole your tape deck.
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716. I never thought it would've happened
at such a fancy place.
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717. I know. You want to
come in for a sec?
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718. - Okay, sure.
- Good.
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719. Where's your brother?
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720. He's out tonight
with some friends.
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721. Can I get you
something to drink?
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722. No, that's okay.
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723. Oh. Well, would you mind
if I change?
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724. No.
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725. Okay. Could you get this for me?
It always sticks.
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726. Thanks.
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727. Where are your parents?
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728. My parents are out of town
for the weekend.
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729. Brad and I are
watching the house.
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730. This is a really
nice picture of you.
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731. Thanks.
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732. You can come in my room
if you want.
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733. So, what do you
want to do?
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734. I don't know.
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735. Um...
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736. You want to look
at a photo album?
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737. I keep a lot of pictures
from when I grew up and stuff.
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738. It's kind of
stupid, huh?
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739. Sure. Yeah.
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740. Yeah? Great.
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741. Photographs.
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742. This is the one
that Brad took.
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743. It's like double-image type thing,
you know. It's like a mirror.
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744. This is me being stupid.
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745. And this is my dog Gypsy,
and my cat Tullio.
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746. They're dead now.
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747. Remember him?
Mr. Degan?
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748. You had Degan?
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749. He always wore the same suit!
The same suit!
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750. He must've had
500 of those suits.
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751. He was terrible!
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752. No, I think it was one.
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753. So you go out there
and you get one, too
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754. Love rules
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755. Love rules
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756. Love rules
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757. Yeah, love rules
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758. You know, I just
thought of something.
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759. What?
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760. My sister is crazy
when it comes to her car.
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761. - It's gotta be back by 11:00.
- Want to call her?
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762. No. Look, I...
She gets crazy.
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763. Her car is her baby.
I better be going.
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764. Really?
I'll call you.
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765. Well, I'll see you
in class. Okay?
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766. Bye.
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767. Love rules
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768. Mark Ratner
doesn't like me.
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769. Mark Ratner doesn't like you?
You're crazy!
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770. No, he shows absolutely
no interest in me.
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771. Mark Ratner is definitely somebody you'd
have to make the first move with.
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772. Linda, I did. I made the first move,
I made the second move.
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773. I made a complete jerk
out of myself, is what I did.
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774. What do you care
about Mark Ratner for?
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775. He's a 16-year-old usher
in the movie theater.
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776. You have dated older guys. You work at
the best food stand in the mall.
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777. And you are a close
personal friend of mine.
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778. Yeah. But I was really
beginning to like him.
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779. Yeah? If that's true,
you better find somebody else fast.
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780. Seen the new Playboy?
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781. Good?
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782. Bo Derek's tits.
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783. All right.
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784. I like sex.
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785. People on ludes
should not drive.
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786. Hey, this is
my brother's car.
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787. You said
he was out of town.
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788. And he is.
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789. All right.
Then don't hassle it.
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790. You're crazy, Spicoli!
That light was red!
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791. It was yellow a minute ago.
I'm sure.
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792. Hey, you're gonna
scratch my brother's car.
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793. No, I'm not.
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794. Look, I'm driving.
You navigate.
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795. Where is this party?
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796. Make a right, right here.
Here! Here! Here!
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797. My brother's gonna kill us!
He's gonna kill us!
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798. He's gonna kill you. He's gonna kill me.
He's gonna kill us!
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799. Hey, man, just be glad
I had fast reflexes.
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800. My brother's gonna shit!
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801. Make up your mind, dude.
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802. Is he gonna shit
or is he gonna kill us?
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803. First he's gonna shit,
then he's gonna kill us!
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804. Relax, all right?
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805. My old man is a
television repairman.
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806. He's got this ultimate set of tools.
I can fix it!
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807. You can't fix
this car, Spicoli!
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808. I can fix it.
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809. Ha.
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810. Hey!
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811. I'm giving you $50.
No, no, no!
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812. That means if you win,
I give you $25.
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813. If I win,
you give me $5.
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814. You can't lose.
All right.
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815. I'll put you down
for $5.
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816. Now, don't forget about
the 14-point spread.
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817. Fourteen-point...
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818. I don't believe those guys at Lincoln
did this to Jefferson's car!
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819. They totaled it.
I can't believe it.
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820. Jefferson's gonna really make Lincoln
pay for this.
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821. That guy's gonna
totally destroy them.
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822. Annihilate.
You know what I mean?
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823. Shit, he is pissed off.
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824. They may well mean
what they say about you
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825. You might wander back
to future friends
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826. You may want someone
just to talk to
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827. Come too close
and take you by the hand
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828. 'Cause now you see there's more
to life than what we lovers do
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829. - Oh, shit!
- Hut. Hut.
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830. Brought down again by 33,
Charles Jefferson.
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831. Hit by Jefferson.
Crunched by Jefferson.
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832. Man! Jefferson. Jefferson.
Jefferson. Jefferson.
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833. Jefferson.
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834. Stretcher!
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835. Again by Jefferson.
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836. Five, four, three, two, one!
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837. There's nothing to eat here.
What do you mean?
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838. Take a look.
There's nothing I can eat.
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839. Get a trout dog.
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840. Forget it. Do you have any fish
here that isn't breaded?
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841. It's all prepared
the same way.
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842. Get a whaler.
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843. Or a clamwich.
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844. Ever hear the word blemish?
Want me to eat something deep fried?
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845. Let's get out of here.
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846. Let's go.
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847. Thank you. Come again,
and have a nice day.
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848. I sent a letter
to Doug today.
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849. Can't wait until
he gets out here.
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850. What's Doug doing
in Chicago?
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851. He works for the airline.
You'll meet him.
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852. Oh, Linda,
you have to do this.
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853. What?
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854. "Rate Your Mate."
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855. Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
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856. Let me test Doug.
Okay.
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857. "Most satisfactory
love making occurs,
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858. "A, when your mate
climaxes first.
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859. "B, when you climax first.
C, you and your mate climax together?"
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860. Climax together.
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861. This is gonna
be great, Rat.
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862. It's like the highlight
of their day.
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863. Maybe we ought
to call first.
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864. I don't know about
dropping in like this.
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865. Are you kidding?
We're gonna surprise them.
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866. Just fix your collar,
all right?
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867. Relax. Just be cool.
Attitude, remember?
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868. Where'd you get that,
out of the hamper?
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869. Hey,
this is clean.
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870. Look, friend,
it's like riding a bike.
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871. You fall off,
you get right back on.
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872. You mess up a date,
do it again!
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873. - Do you always climax with Doug?
- Yes.
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874. I think so.
He's no high school boy.
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875. Hey!
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876. Came over to help you
with your math homework.
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877. You could use it
on such a hot day.
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878. Don't worry.
They're gonna let us in.
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879. Okay.
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880. Promise you're going to leave
as soon as my mother gets home.
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881. Okay.
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882. Linda, this is
Mike and Mark.
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883. - Hi, how you doing?
- Good.
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884. - The water looks great. Check it out.
- Yeah.
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885. Looks fine. Wait.
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886. Very funny! Very funny!
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887. Lin, come in!
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888. I'll judge your dive.
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889. I used to be
a champion, you know.
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890. Does Mom know
you have company?
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891. It's just Mark and Mike
from school.
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892. - Hi.
- How you doing?
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893. - Hi, Linda.
- Hi, Brad.
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894. Could you keep it down?
I have work to do inside.
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895. Okay.
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896. Who's his tailor?
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897. God, he hardly talks anymore.
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898. Yeah, I know.
He hates wearing a uniform.
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899. Rat, show them
how you can stand up underwater.
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900. Come on.
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901. - What are you doing?
- Watch out, Rat!
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902. Leave me alone!
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903. All right, Damone,
you're gonna get it.
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904. Hi, Brad.
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905. You know how cute
I always thought you were.
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906. Stacy, do you have Q-tips?
I've got water in my ears.
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907. I don't know.
Check in the house.
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908. Wait. Just a minute.
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909. Doesn't anybody
fucking knock anymore?
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910. In 1898, Spain
owned Cuba outright.
Copy !req
911. Think about it.
Copy !req
912. Cuba owned by a disorganized parliament
4,000 miles away.
Copy !req
913. Cubans were in a constant...
Copy !req
914. Cubans were in
a constant state of revolt.
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915. In 1904,
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916. the United States decided to throw
a little weight around...
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917. Who is it?
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918. Mr. Pizza Guy.
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919. Again?
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920. Mr. Pizza Guy, sir.
Copy !req
921. Who ordered the double cheese
and sausage?
Copy !req
922. Right here, dude.
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923. For you, dude.
Copy !req
924. Am I hallucinating? What in the
hell do you think you're doing?
Copy !req
925. Learning about Cuba
and having some food.
Copy !req
926. Mr. Spicoli, you're on
dangerous ground.
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927. You're causing a major disturbance
on my time.
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928. I've been thinking
about this, Mr. Hand.
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929. If I'm here and you're here,
doesn't that make it "our" time?
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930. There's nothing wrong
with a feast on "our" time.
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931. You're absolutely right,
Mr. Spicoli. It is our time.
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932. Yours, mine and everyone else's
in this room.
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933. But it is my class.
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934. Hamilton, Brandt,
Cornfeld, up front!
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935. Mr. Spicoli has been kind enough
to bring us a snack.
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936. Be my guest.
Help yourselves.
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937. Get a good one.
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938. Mike?
Mike? Hi.
Copy !req
939. - Hi.
- How you doing?
Copy !req
940. Good.
How are you?
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941. I hate walking. I have to walk
every day. It's such a drag.
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942. Why don't you get a ride
with somebody?
Copy !req
943. Sometimes I ride with my brother,
but he works mornings.
Copy !req
944. Then he drives
himself to school.
Copy !req
945. What a guy.
Copy !req
946. Listen, Mark Ratner
really likes you.
Copy !req
947. Do you like him?
Copy !req
948. Mark is really nice.
Copy !req
949. But I think I like you.
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950. Well, this is me.
Copy !req
951. Do you have
any iced tea?
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952. Yeah, sure.
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953. Come on in.
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954. The annuals are
coming out pretty soon.
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955. You gonna get one?
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956. I don't know.
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957. Oh, come on.
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958. Aren't you curious
to see how your
picture turned out?
Copy !req
959. I know what I look like.
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960. I know.
Copy !req
961. But it's nice to have pictures
of your friends and stuff.
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962. I don't know. Maybe.
It's no big deal.
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963. I probably will.
Copy !req
964. Must be nice having a pool.
Copy !req
965. You want to go swimming?
Copy !req
966. Yeah, sure.
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967. I'm going to go change, okay?
Yeah.
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968. Okay, great.
Copy !req
969. This is great iced tea.
Copy !req
970. Come on.
Huh?
Copy !req
971. Brad keeps his stuff
in the change room.
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972. This is nice.
Yeah?
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973. Yeah.
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974. These'll fit you.
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975. You're really
a good kisser.
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976. Yeah?
Copy !req
977. So are you.
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978. You want to take off
your clothes, Mike?
Copy !req
979. You first.
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980. Both of us
at the same time.
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981. Okay.
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982. She's gonna be
somebody's only light
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983. Gonna shine tonight
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984. Yeah
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985. She's gonna be
somebody's baby tonight
Copy !req
986. I try to shut my eyes but I
can't get her out of my sight
Copy !req
987. I know I'm gonna know it
but I gotta get over my fright
Copy !req
988. Wait. I'm just gonna
walk up to her
Copy !req
989. I'm gonna talk to her tonight
Copy !req
990. Mike! Mike!
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991. Are you okay?
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992. I think I came.
Didn't you feel it?
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993. Yeah. I guess I did.
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994. I gotta go, Stacy.
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995. I've really gotta go.
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996. See ya.
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997. Bye.
Copy !req
998. Linda, how long
does Doug take?
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999. Doug takes
forever.
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1000. Come on.
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1001. He takes
20 to 30 minutes.
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1002. I thought you said
he took 30 to 40 minutes.
Copy !req
1003. That's right. I'm sorry.
I meant 30 to 40 minutes.
Copy !req
1004. Why? How long
did Damone take?
Copy !req
1005. Damone took
15 to 20 minutes.
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1006. That's not bad
for a high school boy.
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1007. Raised on the radio
Copy !req
1008. Yeah, I was raised
on the radio
Copy !req
1009. Just like an all-American boy
Copy !req
1010. - Mike! Hi!
- Hi.
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1011. God, I haven't seen you for a while.
Yeah.
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1012. Kind of in a hurry.
Got stuff I gotta do.
Copy !req
1013. I'm in a hurry, too.
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1014. I just thought
I'd say hi to you.
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1015. Hi.
Copy !req
1016. Hamilton, I'll take over
the fryer for a while.
Copy !req
1017. Those boys at IBM ordered a stack
of those Catch-of-the-Day boxes.
Copy !req
1018. I told them you would personally
deliver them within the hour.
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1019. Aye, aye, sir.
Copy !req
1020. Hamilton, come over here.
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1021. What are you doing?
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1022. I'm changing.
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1023. You took off your
Captain Hook uniform.
Copy !req
1024. I thought I'd put my street clothes on
for the drive to IBM.
Copy !req
1025. The uniform's
uncomfortable.
Copy !req
1026. You're going there as a representative
of Captain Hook Fish and Chips.
Copy !req
1027. Part of our image, part of our appeal
is that uniform.
Copy !req
1028. You know that.
Copy !req
1029. You want me to
put the stuff back on?
Copy !req
1030. Yes, I do.
Show a little pride.
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1031. Aye, aye, sir.
Copy !req
1032. Talk on the phone
Call up the coast
Copy !req
1033. Call it collect
Dial direct
Copy !req
1034. Reverse the charges
If they accept they're home
Copy !req
1035. Or you can go overseas
Speak Japanese
Copy !req
1036. Buy a new Sony
They make great TVs
Copy !req
1037. Do the Watusi
Watch I Love Lucy, too
Copy !req
1038. But don't let nobody
Copy !req
1039. Tell you that there's
nothing to do
Copy !req
1040. Well, well, well, well
Don't let nobody
Copy !req
1041. Tell you that there's
nothing to do
Copy !req
1042. Dina, can you honestly tell me
that you forgot?
Copy !req
1043. Forgot the magnetism of Robin Zander
or the charisma of Rick Nielsen?
Copy !req
1044. That's kid stuff.
Kid stuff?
Copy !req
1045. How about the tunes?
I want you to want me.
Copy !req
1046. The dream police
Copy !req
1047. Your mama's all right
Your daddy's all right
Copy !req
1048. They just seem
a little bit weird
Copy !req
1049. Mike? Mike?
Copy !req
1050. Can I talk to you
for a sec?
Copy !req
1051. Stacy, I'm doing business.
Call me tonight, all right?
Copy !req
1052. No. I've gotta talk
to you now. Okay?
Copy !req
1053. Don't go away.
Copy !req
1054. Look at them.
Copy !req
1055. I hope this is important because
I could be blowing a big deal.
Copy !req
1056. Mike, I just...
Copy !req
1057. I just want you to know
that I'm pregnant.
Copy !req
1058. How do you know it's mine?
We only did it once.
Copy !req
1059. I haven't been with anybody else.
I know it's yours.
Copy !req
1060. Jesus! It was your idea.
Copy !req
1061. You wanted to do it.
You wanted it more than I did!
Copy !req
1062. No. Take that back.
Copy !req
1063. All right. I take it back.
Copy !req
1064. Look, we gotta do something about it.
I mean...
Copy !req
1065. We gotta get an abortion.
Copy !req
1066. My brother Art
got his girlfriend one once.
Copy !req
1067. It's simple.
It's no big deal.
Copy !req
1068. Yeah. I got that planned.
Copy !req
1069. It's going to cost
$150 at the Free Clinic.
Copy !req
1070. Doesn't sound free to me.
Copy !req
1071. I suppose you want me
to pay for it.
Copy !req
1072. Half, okay?
And a ride to the clinic.
Copy !req
1073. $75 and a ride.
Copy !req
1074. Okay.
Copy !req
1075. Okay. Thanks.
Copy !req
1076. Thank you.
Copy !req
1077. God.
Copy !req
1078. Rick, I need
that $50 you owe me.
Copy !req
1079. Don't have it.
Copy !req
1080. I know times are tight,
but I really need it.
Copy !req
1081. Don't have it now.
Copy !req
1082. When you needed the tickets,
I got them for you.
Copy !req
1083. So close to stage
you probably scared the band.
Copy !req
1084. I'm not the Bank of America.
Copy !req
1085. I know you're not the Bank of America,
but I need my $50.
Copy !req
1086. How about Thursday?
Copy !req
1087. Thursday's too late.
I need it tonight.
Copy !req
1088. Can't give you
what I don't have.
Copy !req
1089. Just forget about it. I'll get it
from you Thursday, okay?
Copy !req
1090. All right. See you.
Copy !req
1091. Flowers
Copy !req
1092. And the vine
Copy !req
1093. Take me
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1094. Sleeping angel
Copy !req
1095. Catch me when you can
Copy !req
1096. Real love affairs
Copy !req
1097. Are heavy spells for a woman
Copy !req
1098. And a man
Copy !req
1099. Is Mike there?
This is Stacy.
Copy !req
1100. Hold on, please.
Copy !req
1101. Stacy, he says he's helping
his father in the garage.
Copy !req
1102. He'll call you later.
Copy !req
1103. Brad!
Copy !req
1104. Wait a second.
Copy !req
1105. Yeah, this is it.
We're just going bowling.
Copy !req
1106. Okay.
Thanks a lot.
Copy !req
1107. See you later.
Okay.
Copy !req
1108. How we doing in here?
Debbie, you ready to leave?
Copy !req
1109. Yes. Thank you.
Copy !req
1110. Stacy, I can't let you go unless
you have a ride home.
Copy !req
1111. Oh. I told my boyfriend
to meet me downstairs.
Copy !req
1112. Okay.
Copy !req
1113. Thanks.
Copy !req
1114. Brad.
Copy !req
1115. Since when do you
go bowling anyway?
Copy !req
1116. Okay, Brad.
Please don't tell Mom and Dad.
Copy !req
1117. Come on! Who did it?
Copy !req
1118. - You're not gonna tell me, are you?
- No.
Copy !req
1119. Okay. It'll just
be your secret.
Copy !req
1120. Okay.
Copy !req
1121. You all right?
Copy !req
1122. Yeah.
Copy !req
1123. Come on.
Copy !req
1124. You hungry?
Copy !req
1125. Yeah.
Copy !req
1126. I told you to tell Mike to pay for it.
Why didn't you tell him?
Copy !req
1127. Linda, he didn't show up.
Copy !req
1128. That little prick!
Copy !req
1129. I called his house.
Copy !req
1130. His mother told me he was in the garage
helping his father.
Copy !req
1131. Mike Damone's a no-brain little prick,
Stacy.
Copy !req
1132. I'm not gonna let him
get away with this.
Copy !req
1133. Linda,
please don't do anything.
Copy !req
1134. I don't even
like the guy.
Copy !req
1135. Stacy, he's not a guy.
He's a little prick!
Copy !req
1136. I can't explain the way I feel
Copy !req
1137. Each time
I get behind the wheel
Copy !req
1138. A rush of blood comes
after power surges
Copy !req
1139. And my right foot urge
is about to burst
Copy !req
1140. Hi, Mikey!
Copy !req
1141. Hi, Damone.
Copy !req
1142. Damone, what went on
between you and Stacy?
Copy !req
1143. Let me tell you something.
Sometimes girls go haywire.
Copy !req
1144. It happened a month ago.
Copy !req
1145. I've been trying to think of a way
to tell you since.
Copy !req
1146. We were out messing around,
and something happened.
Copy !req
1147. It's over.
It's no big deal.
Copy !req
1148. I never even
called her again.
Copy !req
1149. If you ask me, she's
a very aggressive girl.
Copy !req
1150. Do you understand?
Copy !req
1151. No, I don't understand.
Copy !req
1152. She never really
was your girlfriend, Rat.
Copy !req
1153. Fuck you, Damone!
Copy !req
1154. There are a lot
of girls out there,
Copy !req
1155. and you have to mess around
with Stacy?
Copy !req
1156. What do you
gotta prove, anyway?
Copy !req
1157. I'm sorry.
Copy !req
1158. I always stick up
for you.
Copy !req
1159. Whenever people say,
"That Damone, he's a loudmouth,"
Copy !req
1160. and they say that a lot,
Copy !req
1161. I always say,
"Hey, you just don't know Damone."
Copy !req
1162. When they call you
an idiot,
Copy !req
1163. I say, "Damone's not an idiot.
You just don't know him."
Copy !req
1164. You know, maybe they do
know you pretty good.
Copy !req
1165. Maybe I'm just
finding out now.
Copy !req
1166. Get lost.
Copy !req
1167. You want to do something
about it, Rat?
Copy !req
1168. You want to do something about it?
Come on.
Copy !req
1169. Come on, you wuss!
Okay. Let's go, man.
Copy !req
1170. I'll break your
fucking head off.
Copy !req
1171. Do something, man!
Copy !req
1172. A big talker, man!
Copy !req
1173. Knock this crap off!
Copy !req
1174. Take it somewhere else.
Copy !req
1175. Not in my gym, buddy.
Copy !req
1176. Shit.
Copy !req
1177. Woke up in a great mood.
I don't know what the hell happened.
Copy !req
1178. Come on. Hurry up.
Hurry up.
Copy !req
1179. Today we're going to explore how
this hospital preserves human life.
Copy !req
1180. We'll be visiting every floor, every level
where these fine doctors and nurses
Copy !req
1181. take care of us
in life and in death.
Copy !req
1182. Over 30 children are delivered here
each day.
Copy !req
1183. Dr. Kramer to the nurses' station.
Copy !req
1184. Good morning,
Doctor.
Copy !req
1185. Hi.
Copy !req
1186. Class,
this is Dr. Miller.
Copy !req
1187. He'll be joining us for the last part
of our tour today.
Copy !req
1188. Hi. If you guys
will follow me, please.
Copy !req
1189. I'd like to ask you
one last time.
Copy !req
1190. Conduct yourselves
with the utmost maturity.
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1191. You in my class?
Copy !req
1192. I am today.
Copy !req
1193. Yes, Greg?
Copy !req
1194. Who are these guys?
Copy !req
1195. Most of them
are derelicts.
Copy !req
1196. They sold their bodies
to medicine for money.
Copy !req
1197. About $30, I think?
Twenty-five.
Copy !req
1198. Righteous bucks!
Copy !req
1199. This gentleman
is named Arthur.
Copy !req
1200. Arthur was good enough to die
last week of heart failure.
Copy !req
1201. We are fortunate
enough today to view his body
Copy !req
1202. in its pristine state.
Copy !req
1203. Here an incision
has been made.
Copy !req
1204. The ribs have been
sawed off,
Copy !req
1205. allowing us to remove
the breastplate
Copy !req
1206. and really observe the human organs
as they exist in their natural state.
Copy !req
1207. Here we have
the human lungs.
Copy !req
1208. And here is the human heart
which, you can see,
Copy !req
1209. is actually located
in the center of your chest.
Copy !req
1210. Oh! Gnarly!
Copy !req
1211. Are you okay?
Copy !req
1212. Yeah. I'm fine.
Copy !req
1213. I just made a jerk
out of myself.
Copy !req
1214. No, you didn't.
Copy !req
1215. Can't go back in there.
Copy !req
1216. Sure. We'll wait until they come out,
and then we'll blend in.
Copy !req
1217. Here they come.
Copy !req
1218. You're so nice.
Copy !req
1219. I don't know, I don't know
which way I should go
Copy !req
1220. I don't know
Copy !req
1221. I don't know
Copy !req
1222. I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low
Copy !req
1223. I don't know
Copy !req
1224. I don't know, I don't know
if I'm high or I'm low
Copy !req
1225. I don't know
Copy !req
1226. I don't know
Copy !req
1227. I don't know
Copy !req
1228. You should be coming on pretty soon, dude.
How much did you smoke?
Copy !req
1229. This'll be a little
demonstration of that.
Copy !req
1230. Listen up.
Copy !req
1231. What was that?
That was my skull.
Copy !req
1232. I'm so wasted!
Copy !req
1233. Oh, man!
What is this stuff?
Copy !req
1234. Doesn't that stuff
cause brain damage?
Copy !req
1235. Only if you take it
every day for a month.
Copy !req
1236. Bitching!
Copy !req
1237. Dude, I'll pick you up
in the van and go to the dance.
Copy !req
1238. Later.
Copy !req
1239. Jeff, you have company.
Copy !req
1240. Get out of here, Curtis.
I don't hear you unless you knock.
Copy !req
1241. That's better. Entrez.
Copy !req
1242. Mr. Hand!
Copy !req
1243. Well, were you going
somewhere tonight, Jeff?
Copy !req
1244. Yeah.
The graduation dance.
Copy !req
1245. It's the last school fiesta
of the year.
Copy !req
1246. I'm afraid we've got
some business to discuss here.
Copy !req
1247. Did I do something
wrong, Mr. Hand?
Copy !req
1248. According to my
calculations, Mr. Spicoli,
Copy !req
1249. you wasted a total of
Copy !req
1250. eight hours of my time
this year.
Copy !req
1251. And rest assured,
that is a kind estimate.
Copy !req
1252. Now I have the unique pleasure
of squaring our account.
Copy !req
1253. Tonight you and I
are going to talk in great detail
Copy !req
1254. about the Davis Agreement,
Copy !req
1255. all the associated treaties, and the
American Revolution in particular.
Copy !req
1256. If you can turn to page 47 of
Land of Truth and Liberty.
Copy !req
1257. Oh, I left that book
in my locker, Mr. Hand.
Copy !req
1258. In that case, I'm glad I remembered
to bring an extra copy
Copy !req
1259. just for you.
Copy !req
1260. He was a hardheaded man
He was brutally handsome
Copy !req
1261. And she was
terminally pretty
Copy !req
1262. She held him up
and he held her for ransom
Copy !req
1263. In the heart
of the cold, cold city
Copy !req
1264. Look, Mark.
Copy !req
1265. I want to apologize
for everything that's happened.
Copy !req
1266. I'm really sorry.
Copy !req
1267. A guy just doesn't
do that to a buddy.
Copy !req
1268. I understand.
You can't help it.
Copy !req
1269. You're just lewd,
crude and obnoxious.
Copy !req
1270. I can deal with that.
Copy !req
1271. Excuse me.
Copy !req
1272. Listen,
are we still friends?
Copy !req
1273. - Huh?
- Okay.
Copy !req
1274. All right.
Copy !req
1275. What Jefferson
was saying was, "Hey!
Copy !req
1276. "We left this England place
'cause it was bogus.
Copy !req
1277. "So if we don't get
some cool rules ourselves, pronto,
Copy !req
1278. "we'll just be bogus, too."
Copy !req
1279. Very close, Jeff.
Copy !req
1280. I think I've made my point
with you tonight.
Copy !req
1281. Mr. Hand,
Copy !req
1282. do you have a guy like me
in class every year?
Copy !req
1283. You know, a guy who you
make an example of?
Copy !req
1284. You'll find out
next year.
Copy !req
1285. No way!
Copy !req
1286. As soon as
I cruise history,
Copy !req
1287. I'm not coming near your side
of the building.
Copy !req
1288. Cruise history?
Copy !req
1289. Soon as I pass
your class.
Copy !req
1290. If you pass.
Copy !req
1291. You're gonna flunk me?
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1292. Don't worry, Spicoli.
You'll probably squeak by.
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1293. Yeah!
Aloha, Mr. Hand.
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1294. Aloha, Spicoli.
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1295. Honey, these are
my two star students.
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1296. Boys, I'd like you
to meet my wife, Mrs. Vargas.
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1297. Hi.
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1298. Summer! Yeah!
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1299. Totally!
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1300. I wrote him a letter.
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1301. Tell me what you think.
"Dear Doug.
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1302. "I received your message that you
weren't coming to my graduation.
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1303. "Doug, this is not the kind of thing
that occurs between adults.
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1304. "Maybe you've found someone new,
someone more mature.
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1305. "But if you ask me, Doug,
you're the one being childish.
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1306. "Anyhow, if you think I'm gonna
sit around and wait for you, forget it.
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1307. - "Sincerely, Linda." What do you think?
- Uh...
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1308. I have another version
where I call him an asshole.
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1309. No, that one's better.
It's more...
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1310. - Mature?
- Yeah.
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1311. - I don't have to sink to his level.
- Yeah.
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1312. I can go out with anyone I want,
practically.
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1313. That's right.
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1314. Yeah. Thanks
for cheering me up.
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1315. Come on.
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1316. Hey, dude!
I know that song.
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1317. Hey, I'm not.
I'm not!
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1318. Mattie told Hattie
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1319. About the things you do
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1320. Hey, come on down
from there.
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1321. To wooly bully you
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1322. Wooly bully
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1323. Wooly bully
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1324. Wooly bully
Wooly bully
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1325. Wooly bully
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1326. Wooly bully, wooly bully,
wooly bully
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1327. Wooly bully, wooly bully
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1328. Wooly bully
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1329. Linda, I finally figured it out.
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1330. I don't want sex.
Anyone can have sex.
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1331. What do you want?
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1332. I want a relationship.
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1333. I want romance.
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1334. You want romance?
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1335. In Ridgemont? We can't even get
cable TV here, and you want romance.
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1336. Another summer at Perry's.
I can't. I swear.
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1337. It's not that bad.
Keep your eyes open.
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1338. There's lots of men
around here.
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1339. As we strolled by the sea
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1340. Together
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1341. Under stars
twinkling high above
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1342. So in love are we two
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1343. No one else but me and you
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1344. So in love
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1345. Two so in love
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1346. So much in love
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1347. Two so in love
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1348. So in love
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1349. Two so in love
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1350. Are you and I
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1351. Two, you and I
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1352. So in love
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1353. - Hi.
- Hi.
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1354. - How you doing?
- Fine.
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1355. I'm glad you came over
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1356. 'cause I have this picture of me that
I wanted to give to you
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1357. so that you'll remember to call me
over the summer.
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1358. I don't know. I'm going to be traveling
a lot this summer
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1359. and I'm not sure...
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1360. I'll give you a call
sometime.
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1361. - That'd be great.
- Stacy!
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1362. You worked
at All American Burger.
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1363. Seven months ago.
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1364. I knew it.
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1365. Why don't you
get a job, Spicoli?
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1366. What for?
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1367. You need money.
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1368. All I need are
some tasty waves,
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1369. cool buzz and I'm fine.
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1370. Thanks.
Can I use your bathroom?
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1371. Yeah, go ahead.
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1372. It's the first door
on the left.
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1373. Like up this ramp?
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1374. First door on the left.
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1375. Money, and I
want it now. Now!
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1376. - Okay. Okay.
- Now!
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1377. What are you doing?
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1378. The safe!
Behind the donuts!
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1379. I've been watching this place.
I know what I'm doing.
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1380. - Open it up. Open it up!
- Okay.
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1381. Come on! Come on!
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1382. I just started here. They just
taught me the procedure and I...
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1383. Let me figure it out.
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1384. Come on, shit head!
Let's go!
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1385. Get off my case,
motherfucker.
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1386. Hey, no towels, man.
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1387. I got you,
you son of a bitch.
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1388. Oh, motherfucker!
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1389. There goes your ride home.
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1390. Awesome!
Totally awesome!
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1391. All right, Hamilton.
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1392. Oh, I know something
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1393. About the ways of loving
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1394. But I could tell you, baby
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1395. That something's wrong
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1396. Look to the sky above
and the mud below
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1397. Something's driving me crazy
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1398. Got to got to get away
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1399. Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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1400. Without a doubt
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1401. I'm telling you I'm burned out
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1402. My tank is running on empty
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1403. For far too long I need fuel
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1404. 'Cause I'm getting so low
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1405. Nothing can you give me
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1406. Makes me feel
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1407. So bad
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1408. Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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1409. I need fuel
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1410. Not the kind you give me
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1411. Makes me feel so bad
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1412. Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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1413. Goodbye, goodbye
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1414. Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye, goodbye
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1415. Goodbye, goodbye
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1416. Goodbye, goodbye
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1417. Goodbye, goodbye
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1418. Goodbye, goodbye
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1419. Goodbye, goodbye
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1420. Goodbye, goodbye
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1421. Goodbye, goodbye
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1422. Goodbye, goodbye
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1423. Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
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1424. Goodbye, goodbye
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1425. I can't believe
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1426. I can't believe
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1427. I'm still around
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1428. Still around
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1429. It's getting kind of late
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1430. It's getting kind of late
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1431. I'm gonna leave
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1432. Gonna leave
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1433. For a change of scenery
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1434. For a change of scenery
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1435. I'm going crazy
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1436. Going crazy
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1437. It's not the same
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1438. It's not the same
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1439. Since you've been around
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1440. Since you've been around
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1441. I'm crazy
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1442. I'm crazy
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1443. So crazy
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1444. So crazy
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1445. You treat me
like a dirty clown
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1446. You treat me
like a dirty clown
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1447. You're always
kicking my dog around
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1448. You're always
kicking my dog around
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1449. I never get nothing
but constant abuse from you
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1450. You couldn't care less
what I think or my point of view
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1451. You're always putting the make
on my friends, giving them eyes
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1452. The dirty lies about me
I'm through, it's the end of the line
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1453. Here's a ticket
one way Cincinnati
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1454. I'm sending you home
to your ma
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1455. And your daddy, so don't try to call me
you'll only be wasting your time
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1456. Oh, I know something
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1457. About the ways of loving
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1458. And I tell you baby
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1459. That something's wrong
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1460. Look to the sky above
and the mud below
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1461. Something drives me crazy
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1462. Got to got to get away
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1463. I need you but
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1464. Not your time
Look at me
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1465. Bye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye
goodbye, goodbye goodbye
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1466. Goodbye, goodbye
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1467. Goodbye, goodbye
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1468. Goodbye, goodbye
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1469. Goodbye, goodbye
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1470. Goodbye, goodbye
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1471. Goodbye, goodbye
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1472. Goodbye, goodbye
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1473. Goodbye, goodbye
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1474. Goodbye, goodbye
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1475. Goodbye, goodbye
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1476. Goodbye, goodbye
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1477. Goodbye, goodbye
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