1. - Here; option one is the cheapest.
- But paragraph 2.2...Copy !req
2. - Hi, Sami! - Excuse me.
- Hi, Baba.Copy !req
3. Are you good? Look, I got the fish.
You can cook it tonight.Copy !req
4. - Great, thanks.
- Don't forget spices and salt.Copy !req
5. - How is Amanda?
- Fine. She's working.Copy !req
6. What working? I told you,
she have baby, no work, must rest.Copy !req
7. - It's fine, Dad. I can't talk now.
- Okay. There's potatoes in there too.Copy !req
8. - Fish is good. You like fish?
- Yes, it's good stuff.Copy !req
9. - You eat fish, live many years.
- To an old age.Copy !req
10. - No, not old, just live extra.
- OK, Sami, see you tonight.Copy !req
11. - Bye, Baba! - Sorry. My dad.
- I understand.Copy !req
12. - So, 2.2.
- Right, sorry. 2.2...Copy !req
13. - Hi, Juan. Are you good?
- Hi, Aziz. Just fine.Copy !req
14. What you doing?Copy !req
15. - Fixing lamp, good. Coffee?
- Please.Copy !req
16. Dill, got it. And low-fat milk? Okay.
Roast... roast beef.Copy !req
17. - Hi, boss!
- Hi, Aziz. - No, Aziz came in.Copy !req
18. - Here you are.
- Thanks.Copy !req
19. - Look.
- What is it?Copy !req
20. Ah, the cord goes this way.
It's like this in old lamps.Copy !req
21. Hi. I need a bit of help
with my bike.Copy !req
22. - It is broken?
- I can't get the lock open.Copy !req
23. - It is your bike?
- Yes, it's my bike.Copy !req
24. - You have papers?
- No... it was my Mum's, shejust died.Copy !req
25. - Uh-huh.
- Yes, it was very sad.Copy !req
26. - How much you want to pay?
- Uh, 20 kronor?Copy !req
27. - 20 kronor? What you saying, 20 kronor?
- Juan, you hear him? 20 kronor.Copy !req
28. - A hundred.
- That's good. - You pay 300.Copy !req
29. - 300? The lock isn't worth 80!
- 300 or I call the police.Copy !req
30. - 300 is great.
- Good! Juan, get the tool.Copy !req
31. Wait, wait, don't open, Juan.
300 kronorfirst.Copy !req
32. Now open. Okay.Copy !req
33. - Thank you. Thanks a lot.
- Thanks, goodbye.Copy !req
34. He a thief! Paid 300!Copy !req
35. - Aziz? What's going on?
- We oil chain only. 100 kronor.Copy !req
36. - Okay. Look, I need help inside.
- I be right there.Copy !req
37. So, 100 to you, 100 to me.
ls good.Copy !req
38. - Can you manage the shop a while?
- No problem, boss.Copy !req
39. Mum will come and tally up sales.Copy !req
40. - Your wife call?
- Yes, I have to help her at home.Copy !req
41. - Jorgen, she always call, you run!
- Nothing strange about that.Copy !req
42. Very strange! You must be man,
strong man. Or else she say goodbye.Copy !req
43. - What are you talking about?
- Okay, have it your way.Copy !req
44. - Hi, Mum! All right?
- Just fine. Jorgen, helmet!Copy !req
45. - Hi! Are you good?
- Good, just fine. You?Copy !req
46. - Good too. If you're good I'm good.
- Then we're both good.Copy !req
47. Dino...Copy !req
48. Dino!Copy !req
49. Dino boy. Puppy...Copy !req
50. - Juan, Dino sick?
- He's been droopy lately.Copy !req
51. Are you in pain?
Does it hurt?Copy !req
52. Your legs? Do your legs hurt?Copy !req
53. - What colour do you want?
- I was thinking white.Copy !req
54. - How much? The whole way?
- Yes, what can it be, 2-3 metres?Copy !req
55. Something like that. I'll measure it
so I don't make extra work for myself.Copy !req
56. - What was that about?
- I wanted to borrow a hedge shear.Copy !req
57. - Hedge shear...
- Come in and eat!Copy !req
58. - Had a good day?
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. - Sami, can you get that?
- I'm about to get a high score!Copy !req
60. You're so unbelievably lazy!
"High score"...Copy !req
61. Hi, Aziz!
Fine, how are you?Copy !req
62. Your son? He's playing video games.
I know, childish, isn't it?Copy !req
63. Here he comes.Copy !req
64. - Video games aren't childish.
- No, they're very mature.Copy !req
65. - I'm very hungry. The fish ready?
- I'll check.Copy !req
66. - Amanda, is the fish ready?
- What fish?Copy !req
67. Yes, it's almost ready. Okay.
See you tonight. Bye.Copy !req
68. - Sami, I want to finish this!
- I promise, I'll do it later.Copy !req
69. You... I know, but... You think it's a
pain pretending all the time, too.Copy !req
70. - All he wants is grandchildren.
- We're going to have kids!Copy !req
71. We're going to adopt.
I mean... kids of our own.Copy !req
72. - What, you feel the same way?
- No, of course not.Copy !req
73. I promise, everything will be perfect
when he meets a woman.Copy !req
74. I swear! He'll drop the grandchildren
thing and focus on her.Copy !req
75. - Of course... Brilliant idea...
- I think so!Copy !req
76. - I'll put him on some dating site.
- Remind me, why did I marry you?Copy !req
77. - Seriously, no dating sites.
- Why not?Copy !req
78. You just... have to try harder.Copy !req
79. He... no. We could call Gunnel
and have her come over.Copy !req
80. - Gunnel who?
- My colleague. She's really pretty.Copy !req
81. She's always saying
she wants to meet someone.Copy !req
82. - You think she'd like Dad?
- Yes. But what he'll think of her...Copy !req
83. - Let's try it.
- Okay, go ahead.Copy !req
84. I'll do it!Copy !req
85. - Can you get my shirt?
- Of course.Copy !req
86. - It feels so gigantic!
- The old one was too small.Copy !req
87. - Wait... should the navel be here?
- Shit, I put it on upside down.Copy !req
88. - There.
- Does it feel okay?Copy !req
89. - Are you sure it's not too big?
- No, this is the right month.Copy !req
90. - Sure?
- There he is.Copy !req
91. - Hi!
- Hi, Amanda, are you good?Copy !req
92. Good. Ah, he getting big, the baby.
Good, good.Copy !req
93. - What's Sami doing?
- Cooking. Let me take yourjacket.Copy !req
94. - He's a decent cook. You're better.
- Thank you.Copy !req
95. Hi, Sami! Are you good?Copy !req
96. Amanda, have you thought
what to name baby?Copy !req
97. We've thought a bit, but we'll wait
to see if it's a girl or a boy.Copy !req
98. You don't know what it is?
Wait, I'll say...Copy !req
99. I think a boy. I know when I see woman.
90% I'm sure it's boy.Copy !req
100. - So we need boy's names.
- You find a good name.Copy !req
101. Sami, come! Come see,
dad bring great present.Copy !req
102. - What's that?
- Family tree, very nice.Copy !req
103. Look, that's me, your mother,
you Sami, and Amanda.Copy !req
104. It's you and me!
And then four empty ones.Copy !req
105. Ah, four empty. There is soon baby
here, and maybe three come later.Copy !req
106. - So we're having four kids?
- Four.Copy !req
107. - If you want more I can put here...
- No, four is good.Copy !req
108. - Four good?
- We'll start there.Copy !req
109. - What you say, Sami?
- Four is good.Copy !req
110. - Wine or beer with dinner?
- I'll have a beer... water.Copy !req
111. - Baba?
- I drink arrack.Copy !req
112. - Double or single?
- Big, your dad don't drink small.Copy !req
113. - Who's that?
- A friend ofAmanda's. She's nice.Copy !req
114. Hi, Gunnel! Come in!
You look fabulous.Copy !req
115. - I'm not late, am I?
- Of course not! Come in.Copy !req
116. - You won't forget...?
- Don't worry.Copy !req
117. - Aziz, this is Gunnel, my colleague.
- This is Aziz.Copy !req
118. - This is my son.
- Sami. Glad you could come.Copy !req
119. - Nice.
- Thank you.Copy !req
120. So, have a seat!Copy !req
121. - Here, Baba.
- Thanks.Copy !req
122. - Thank you for cooking.
- It was very good.Copy !req
123. Baba, you know they work together at
the hospital, Amanda and Gunnel?Copy !req
124. - Yes, Amanda said.
- We have fun together.Copy !req
125. - Good.
- Good co-workers are important.Copy !req
126. They're almost more important
than the job itself.Copy !req
127. Of course, we prefer
the coffee breaks.Copy !req
128. Good...Copy !req
129. - So, what do you work with?
- Who, me?Copy !req
130. You want know where I work?Copy !req
131. I work with mafia.
You know mafia?Copy !req
132. - No...
- You don't know mafia?Copy !req
133. You know, sometimes also
we go around town. Drink little beer.Copy !req
134. We get tired, what we do now, so we
take gun and shoot people on street.Copy !req
135. We don't like their face,
we shoot them.Copy !req
136. - You want see the gun?
- Baba...!Copy !req
137. Dad has a different sense of humour.
He's just kidding.Copy !req
138. Amanda, yourfriend think,
she scared from me.Copy !req
139. - Be nice now!
- I'm kidding.Copy !req
140. - So... what are you doing tomorrow?
- Nothing.Copy !req
141. No?Copy !req
142. - I feel like dessert.
- I'll get the ice cream.Copy !req
143. Don't drive right into the wall.
You have to pass the other cars.Copy !req
144. - Thanks for coming.
- It was fun.Copy !req
145. See you.Copy !req
146. - You have to turn the car around.
- This is hard!Copy !req
147. - That went well...
- What you say?Copy !req
148. Nothing, I'm just tired.
Good night.Copy !req
149. - Good night, Aziz.
- Good night, Amanda.Copy !req
150. - You've already lost.
- I'm too tired to play.Copy !req
151. Sami, I must ask: Why you bring
Gunilla here today?Copy !req
152. She's a friend ofAmanda's.
She came for dinner.Copy !req
153. That's it? I see in your eyes
you have something else to say.Copy !req
154. Tell.Copy !req
155. To be honest, Dad, I do want
to talk to you about something.Copy !req
156. What?Copy !req
157. - Maybe you need to meet people.
- What you mean?Copy !req
158. - Maybe meet a girl.
- A girl? No thanks, I am happy now.Copy !req
159. Why you think this?
I have you, Amanda, soon babies.Copy !req
160. - I am very happy.
- I know.Copy !req
161. But maybe you'd like
someone besides us.Copy !req
162. You know I can't do that.
I think of your mother all the time.Copy !req
163. - I love her, that's why.
- I understand.Copy !req
164. It's the same for me. I love her so
much. I think about her every day.Copy !req
165. But it's ten years since she died.
Maybe it's time to move on.Copy !req
166. It could be fun, Amanda and me
and you and your girlfriend...Copy !req
167. Your grandchild will have a grandma,
we could be a big family.Copy !req
168. - What do you think?
- Okay, I'll think about it.Copy !req
169. - I can help you look.
- No, I don't need help.Copy !req
170. Thanks. Okay.Copy !req
171. - Okay Baba. I'm going to bed.
- Okay.Copy !req
172. - Will you sleep here?
- Yes, I'll sleep here.Copy !req
173. Good night.Copy !req
174. Baba... I didn't upset you, did I?Copy !req
175. Sami! You're my son, should
you make me upset? Never!Copy !req
176. - Forget about it. Good night!
- Good night, Baba.Copy !req
177. - I'm going to make some tea.
- Let me.Copy !req
178. - I'll pause this.
- Nah, it'll only take a second.Copy !req
179. - It's more fun to watch together.
- Okay, pause it.Copy !req
180. - You don't have to get mad.
- I'm not mad.Copy !req
181. Lotta, is something going on?
You can talk to me.Copy !req
182. - I'm a good listener.
- Nothing is going on.Copy !req
183. - I'm just going for more tea!
- I'll take care of it.Copy !req
184. I just thought it felt wrong when
you didn't want to watch the film.Copy !req
185. I wanted tea.
It has nothing to do with us.Copy !req
186. "Us"? What do you mean?Copy !req
187. - That's not what I meant!
- What did you mean?Copy !req
188. - I'm going to bed.
- We have to talk!Copy !req
189. I can't stand it when you act
this way. All... wimpy!Copy !req
190. Good night!Copy !req
191. Mariam, how are you?Copy !req
192. My darling, my life...Copy !req
193. I want to ask you something,
but I don't know how to say it.Copy !req
194. Our son wants me
to meet a new woman.Copy !req
195. You know how much I love you.
What do you think I should do?Copy !req
196. Well...Copy !req
197. - Nothing wrong with him, eh?
- He has hip problems.Copy !req
198. - What's wrong with him?
- Arthritis. It's common in old dogs.Copy !req
199. Are there medicines,
or an operation?Copy !req
200. I wouldn't operate on such an old dog.
I recommend putting him to sleep.Copy !req
201. You're a doctor! You're supposed
to save lives! Not execute my dog!Copy !req
202. I'm very sorry.Copy !req
203. No! No! We're leaving!
Come, Dino!Copy !req
204. - Juan, what's that you're building?
- For Dino. His hip hurts.Copy !req
205. See, this will make him well.
You'll see.Copy !req
206. - Hi, boys! All good?
- Hi.Copy !req
207. - Boss good too? Little massage?
- Why not?Copy !req
208. - Ow, ow! No massage.
- You not strong, boss!Copy !req
209. - Hi, Aziz!
- Hi, Edith!Copy !req
210. - Work going good?
- Just a little paperwork.Copy !req
211. We get these new ones.
Good quality, good you ordered them.Copy !req
212. - I take my clothes. Okay?
- Okay!Copy !req
213. - Jorgen, must order ball bearings.
- Ah, okay.Copy !req
214. - I use them now.
- They'll be here tomorrow.Copy !req
215. Speaking of balls, Aziz,
I had fun with two chicks last night.Copy !req
216. - Two chicks? What you mean?
- Big party!Copy !req
217. You can handle two chicks?
No way. You got a thing like this.Copy !req
218. Are you crazy?
Mine is like this.Copy !req
219. - Ifyours like this, mine like this.
- Macho, macho!Copy !req
220. Good!Copy !req
221. - Jorgen, you have big or little one?
- A normal one.Copy !req
222. - Large? Medium?
- More medium, maybe.Copy !req
223. Size isn't important, it's how you use
it. There are different techniques.Copy !req
224. - What techniques?
- There are books about it.Copy !req
225. - Oils and spices and tantric sex.
- What trick sex?Copy !req
226. No, tantric sex.
With... pillows and candles and things.Copy !req
227. You sit and look at each other and
fantasise about touching each other.Copy !req
228. That's what's good about it,
according to the Chinese.Copy !req
229. In your imagination,
your organ is... more sensitive.Copy !req
230. - Juan, what is this trick sex?
- Tantric sex, it's like... mental sex.Copy !req
231. Metal sex? What that?
What is this?Copy !req
232. - Boss... you have wife problems?
- No, why would I?Copy !req
233. - You don't get home action.
- How many time?Copy !req
234. It varies; I don't really know.
Maybe... two, three times a month.Copy !req
235. - Two time a month? Oh, big problem!
- Is it?Copy !req
236. - Juan, what you say? Two time month.
- Problems.Copy !req
237. Big problem. He don't work good.
No, no, no. He don't work good.Copy !req
238. Jorgen, you my friend.
You listen, I help you.Copy !req
239. This trick sex metal,
you need to throw it all away.Copy !req
240. When we close here, you go home,
say, "Here I come!" and get hard.Copy !req
241. Take her hand
and go right to bedroom.Copy !req
242. Throw her on bed
and go in right away.Copy !req
243. - Listen. Ask Juan.
- True, true.Copy !req
244. Boss, I take Dino for a walk.Copy !req
245. Dino, come now,
come now!Copy !req
246. Jorgen, I must ask:
Your mama, how old is she?Copy !req
247. - Mum? Why is that?
- She is very pretty. Nice lady.Copy !req
248. - Aziz, she's my Mum!
- I'm just asking.Copy !req
249. - That hardness thing... how hard?
- Women like a man is hard.Copy !req
250. She say black, you say white.
She say yellow, you say blue.Copy !req
251. See, you be in charge.
Do that, it will be good.Copy !req
252. - Have you got any ideas for dinner?
- No, what do you think?Copy !req
253. - You first.
- Hmm... minute steak?Copy !req
254. - No... no, I don't want that.
- No?Copy !req
255. - Fish. I want fish sticks.
- Okay.Copy !req
256. What? You want fish too?
But you just said you wanted meat.Copy !req
257. - Yeah, but now we said fish.
- So you want fish now?Copy !req
258. - Forget that. I mean, I want meat.
- Fine then, meat.Copy !req
259. - Make up your mind!
- What's with you?Copy !req
260. Have you decided on fish?
Well, forget it, I want meat.Copy !req
261. - No! I want fish!
- I said meat.Copy !req
262. Meat... I... Lotta!Copy !req
263. - This is cool! Are you nervous?
- Why should I be? Maybe you are!Copy !req
264. No, I think it's great!
Who are you going out with?Copy !req
265. - I have many, can find many women.
- I don't doubt you. I'm just curious.Copy !req
266. Don't need to be curious. Didn't you
say I should get woman? I did!Copy !req
267. - Okay.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
268. - Here you go.
- This very good, genuine fabric.Copy !req
269. Try it on, let's see.Copy !req
270. Check out, your dad
is model.Copy !req
271. All the women come and say hi, hi,
your dad is a hot one.Copy !req
272. This is very good.Copy !req
273. - Amanda...
- What will you do with your hair?Copy !req
274. - What do? Nothing to do.
- You sure? No gel or wax or anything?Copy !req
275. I don't use those things,
just a little water here and hereCopy !req
276. like an old model, you know.
Women all like old models.Copy !req
277. - Cool.
- Your dad, he know!Copy !req
278. That was a friend.
Can we go home now?Copy !req
279. - We need to go. Have fun tonight.
- Okay, goodbye.Copy !req
280. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye, Amanda, okay.Copy !req
281. Take care of baby, okay?Copy !req
282. Amanda, who was it?
What is it?Copy !req
283. - He might see!
- It doesn't matter anymore.Copy !req
284. Honey... who was it?Copy !req
285. - It was Ann from the adoption agency.
- What did she say?Copy !req
286. She said... something happened, so...Copy !req
287. We're not getting our baby.Copy !req
288. What happened?
There must be something we can do.Copy !req
289. I don't know.Copy !req
290. - Hi.
- Hi. Do you have Arrack?Copy !req
291. Arrack. You don't understand?
Beer. Give me beer, please.Copy !req
292. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
293. - Here you are.
- Thanks. Here.Copy !req
294. - Can I buy you a drink?
- No. I'm waiting for my husband.Copy !req
295. Oh, you have husband.
Okay. Good, good.Copy !req
296. Good. Okay. Bye.
Tell your husband hi from me.Copy !req
297. - Hello. May I sit here?
- Okay, sure.Copy !req
298. - So then he says, "Hey, sweet thing."
- No way!Copy !req
299. - Let's have a toast instead.
- Cheers.Copy !req
300. That hit the spot. So...Copy !req
301. - Do you want to dance?
- No thanks.Copy !req
302. - Maybe later?
- No, we don't like to dance.Copy !req
303. There's that song.
We have to dance.Copy !req
304. So, you do want to dance, good.
I come soon.Copy !req
305. - This is a best seller, a classic.
- What does it sound like?Copy !req
306. - How far does the sound carry?
- Maybe... 50-60 metres.Copy !req
307. - In a tailwind?
- Um... I don't know...Copy !req
308. - What about this one?
- These are typical on Chinese bikes.Copy !req
309. - I can't hear it.
- Jorgen, you do what I say with wife?Copy !req
310. Aziz, I'm with a customer.Copy !req
311. You want buy bell? Buy this.Copy !req
312. - It's very good!
- Thanks.Copy !req
313. - Aziz!
- Wait, wait, I help.Copy !req
314. - Good dog.
- Head goes in here? Oh, I see, good.Copy !req
315. Then this goes under here
and through here.Copy !req
316. - That's it, good.
- Ah, this good job!Copy !req
317. - Let's see if it works.
- He can walk now.Copy !req
318. Dino! Dino, time for a walk!
Come, Dino!Copy !req
319. Oh, oh! Good! He walk by himself!
Very good!Copy !req
320. - Good! Good job!
- Dino, good boy.Copy !req
321. Juan, I must ask.Copy !req
322. - Can you find for me a woman?
- A woman? For you?Copy !req
323. - I thought you are the maestro?
- Yes, but I thought you had extra?Copy !req
324. - A new flavour? What kind ofwomen?
- Just one. One is enough.Copy !req
325. - But what should she be like?
- Nice and pretty. Look good.Copy !req
326. - Pretty, nice?
- And look good.Copy !req
327. I have one. You two will be perfect!Copy !req
328. - She is good?
- Great. I guarantee it.Copy !req
329. Here's what we do: I cook, you come
to me, and hermano, we party!Copy !req
330. Party, party!
That sound good.Copy !req
331. - I'm really sorry about this.
- I don't understand...Copy !req
332. We've received photos of him,
we've sent him presents.Copy !req
333. I know. Sometimes complications arise
and lead to these situations.Copy !req
334. - But I... can't we do something?
- Not in this case, I'm afraid.Copy !req
335. But of course we'll apply
for another child.Copy !req
336. - How long will that take?
- As I said on the phone...Copy !req
337. - It can take six months to a year.
- But we've waited so long!Copy !req
338. We've been evaluated and approved,
we've taken courses...Copy !req
339. - Then you can wait six months more.
- We need our baby now!Copy !req
340. I'm sorry.
This is hard to digest.Copy !req
341. There is one option, if you'd consider
a child from another country.Copy !req
342. From China, for example. The
waiting times are much shorter there.Copy !req
343. You mean...
we'd have a Chinese baby?Copy !req
344. That's up to the two of you.Copy !req
345. This Chinese baby...
It'll look very...Copy !req
346. - ... Chinese?
- Yes, of course.Copy !req
347. Amanda, what do you say?Copy !req
348. I want to have a baby with you.
I don't care what it looks like.Copy !req
349. Okay... okay...
Should we... go for it?Copy !req
350. Yes.Copy !req
351. Okay. We'll take it. I mean,
that's good. We'll do that.Copy !req
352. Okay. Then I need you
to fill in these papers first.Copy !req
353. - Hi Juan!
- Hi Aziz!Copy !req
354. - Are you good? Pal!
- Welcome.Copy !req
355. - Look at you, nice!
- This very good quality!Copy !req
356. - Genuine fabric.
- Macho, macho!Copy !req
357. - Wow, look at all this! Nice!
- All the best for Aziz. Come and see.Copy !req
358. Look. The best gourmet food.
Cojones.Copy !req
359. What that, cojones?Copy !req
360. - Sheep testicles.
- Testicle?Copy !req
361. Sheep testicle?
You serve women sheep testicle?Copy !req
362. This is an aphrodisiac.Copy !req
363. You eat this and your blood boil,
and I swear you get noche loca.Copy !req
364. - You think they eat sheep testicle?
- Women go wild, I promise!Copy !req
365. I think they get scared
if you say sheep testicle.Copy !req
366. - What do we say then?
- What can we say? It sheep testicle.Copy !req
367. What can I say...?Copy !req
368. - Hello ladies!
- Hi!Copy !req
369. - Adelante pasar!
- Juan! Chico!Copy !req
370. - Hi, I'm Aziz.
- Hi. Deborah.Copy !req
371. - Flowers for you.
- Oh, thank you!Copy !req
372. - They smell so good!
- Nice flowers, smell good.Copy !req
373. I hope you're hungry, ladies,
because I have such damn good food.Copy !req
374. Yes!Copy !req
375. - Are you good?
- Yes, fantastic!Copy !req
376. Look at the weather,
the sun shining!Copy !req
377. I love the sun
and heat!Copy !req
378. I love heat too.
You love heat, too?Copy !req
379. Yes, you get so warm and
soft in your muscles.Copy !req
380. You know, I do yoga. I've done it
since I was a little girl in Nairobi.Copy !req
381. At an ashram.
And heat is very important,Copy !req
382. that it goes into your muscles
and affects your breathing.Copy !req
383. So you breathe deeply,
from your stomach...Copy !req
384. and blow out
through your mouth.Copy !req
385. And in...Copy !req
386. That's good.Copy !req
387. Here we are! Juan Special.Copy !req
388. It smells good!Copy !req
389. - So, what is it?
- It's... lamb.Copy !req
390. Lamb... It looks like eggs.
It smells like eggs.Copy !req
391. Eggs... Yes, it's lamb eggs.Copy !req
392. Lamb eggs?Copy !req
393. - Lambs don't lay eggs...
- In my country they do. All the time.Copy !req
394. - I believe you. Anyway, I'm hungry!
- Me too. Thanks!Copy !req
395. This is yours, Aziz,
and here's mine, the biggest one.Copy !req
396. - It's good.
- Very good.Copy !req
397. It's very good, Juan.Copy !req
398. This reminds me
ofwhen I was in Dar-es-Salaam...Copy !req
399. We were walking along the main
road, and the sun was shiningCopy !req
400. and the wind blew through my hairCopy !req
401. and I stood in the shade of
an oleander tree and breathed in...Copy !req
402. - Aziz, come and dance with us!
- I be there soon.Copy !req
403. - Aziz, come on!
- I don't feel like dancing.Copy !req
404. - Juan, come and dance!
- I'm coming, chicas!Copy !req
405. - Aziz? You don't like the women?
- No, they very good.Copy !req
406. Very kind. But I don't have
strength to dance with them.Copy !req
407. OK. Fine.Copy !req
408. - But thank you, very kind to me.
- You don't have to say that.Copy !req
409. Dino? What's wrong, boy?Copy !req
410. - What he has?
- Dino...Copy !req
411. Does it hurt again?Copy !req
412. - Does it hurt again?
- He aches all the time.Copy !req
413. - Does it hurt, Dino?
- He sick, he hurt.Copy !req
414. Listen to me. You need find
a woman for Dino.Copy !req
415. You know, he must have children.
You can have many Dino.Copy !req
416. My father, he die. Then I come,
then come my child,Copy !req
417. then my grandchild.
That is life.Copy !req
418. S'okay, s'okay. Not to cry.Copy !req
419. - It's so cute!
- Look at the little tail!Copy !req
420. Honey... do you think Dad
is going to realise...Copy !req
421. - ... why it doesn't look like us?
- No, absolutely not.Copy !req
422. - You don't think so?
- Do you look Chinese?Copy !req
423. No, but you can look a little oriental
in certain lighting.Copy !req
424. No, really, I mean, parents and
children don't always look alike.Copy !req
425. Some genes can skip a generation.
I've read that.Copy !req
426. They can be recessive and suddenly pop
up, like that albino kid in Africa.Copy !req
427. We could say
it came out wrong.Copy !req
428. - "It came out wrong"?
- It must happen sometimes...Copy !req
429. Like it didn't get enough oxygen
and doesn't look right.Copy !req
430. The only thing coming out wrong
right now is you.Copy !req
431. This is nice. Maybe a little frilly.
What do you say?Copy !req
432. Absolutely! Very nice.Copy !req
433. What is it?Copy !req
434. Honestly... I'm not sure if I can tell
Dad about adopting a baby.Copy !req
435. - Are you serious?
- I know I should, it's just...Copy !req
436. - Then do it.
- He'll think I'm useless!Copy !req
437. He'll stand there with his family tree
and his puppy dog eyes...Copy !req
438. For god's sake! "Dad this
and Dad that"... what about us?Copy !req
439. You and I are starting a family.
You're going to be a dad.Copy !req
440. I think it's there.
I'm so nervous!Copy !req
441. Look, Juan, look!
See the beautiful dogs!Copy !req
442. Hi, dogs! Hi, dogs!Copy !req
443. Look, Juan, there! There!
It's same dog as Dino!Copy !req
444. - Oh, it's the same kind!
- Dino, he be happy! Very happy!Copy !req
445. - Hi. Juan Rosen.
- Roland.Copy !req
446. - Hi. Aziz.
- Nice animals.Copy !req
447. - Nice girls too!
- Thanks. I'm proud of my kennel.Copy !req
448. You want to meet the pro?
He's in the car.Copy !req
449. - Dino.
- Take look.Copy !req
450. - What's that thing he's wearing?
- That?Copy !req
451. That's special equipment
that enhances mating efficiency.Copy !req
452. - The ad didn't say that. He's sick.
- What sick? He very strong!Copy !req
453. Juan, help me.Copy !req
454. - See? Very strong.
- But the wheels?Copy !req
455. The wheels? ls nothing.
He like to play he like a car.Copy !req
456. - Like that.
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
457. Look here, what big testicle.
You can feel.Copy !req
458. - He make babies first try. Feel!
- No. I'm sorry.Copy !req
459. Don't say sorry me.
Say sorry your wife. You have wife?Copy !req
460. - Dino, he want wife too.
- Not here.Copy !req
461. - Just a quick one?
- I'm sorry.Copy !req
462. You not nice. You bad.Copy !req
463. There are others.Copy !req
464. Good luck.Copy !req
465. Don't say goodbye. Come.Copy !req
466. - We're almost there!
- Is that the shop?Copy !req
467. - That's it! Ow! Ow!
- You! Come here!Copy !req
468. - You sold my bike?
- No.Copy !req
469. - Tell me! How much he charge?
- Three hundred! He sold it to me!Copy !req
470. I've never seen him before.
You must talk to my boss.Copy !req
471. - I'm Jorgen, what's the prob...?
- What kind ofthief are you?Copy !req
472. - Take it easy!
- Shut up! Sit down, damn it!Copy !req
473. I'm sure this is a misunderstanding.
If the bike is broken, let's talk.Copy !req
474. So, it lS you sell my bike!Copy !req
475. - How much they charge?
- 300!Copy !req
476. - Did you sell him a bike?
- Never!Copy !req
477. I don't understand...Copy !req
478. There's no need
to resort to violence.Copy !req
479. - There's no need for violence!
- Come on, fight me!Copy !req
480. - Juan!
- I watch the shop!Copy !req
481. Come on! Damn thieves!Copy !req
482. Cheap bastard!Copy !req
483. Stop, stop, I kill you!Copy !req
484. - Wait, wait, what you do?
- He thief!Copy !req
485. Who thief?
He no thief, he my boss!Copy !req
486. - He your boss?
- What you do?Copy !req
487. - I dare you to do that again.
- Okay.Copy !req
488. - One more time...
- Fine.Copy !req
489. - Shit!
- What "shit"?Copy !req
490. What, you play Kung Fu?
Think I be afraid?Copy !req
491. Yes, I do!Copy !req
492. Damn you! You want bike now?Copy !req
493. You want bike? Get out!Copy !req
494. - Shit! Fuck you!
- You fuck you!Copy !req
495. - Fuck you! Next time I see you...!
- You fuck you!Copy !req
496. Jorgen? Are you okay?Copy !req
497. I thought I was going to die.
You just did that, and he...Copy !req
498. - Weren't you scared?
- Aziz never scared, Aziz strong!Copy !req
499. - Yeah, but...
- Notjust body, must be strong here.Copy !req
500. Can you teach me?
Teach me to be strong in the head?Copy !req
501. I can teach you. You be so strong,
your wife say you the best husband.Copy !req
502. - Wow, really? That's great!
- Of course. You my best friend.Copy !req
503. - I just need help with one thing.
- Sure, what?Copy !req
504. - I want date with your mother.
- You have to drag her into this?Copy !req
505. - I don't think she's your type.
- She my type, yes.Copy !req
506. - No, no.
- Yes.Copy !req
507. You help me, I help you.
I will make you strong man.Copy !req
508. - Like Mike Tyson, you know.
- That's really strong. Okay...Copy !req
509. - What are we doing, Aziz?
- Open door, jump right out.Copy !req
510. - Out of the car?
- Yeah.Copy !req
511. - But... isn't that dangerous?
- No danger, I do many times.Copy !req
512. - Justjump out?
- Yeah.Copy !req
513. - Can't you slow down a little?
- You want be strong, must do this.Copy !req
514. - I don't like this...
- I help you. Bye bye!Copy !req
515. Now I make you man! Big man!Copy !req
516. STOP!Copy !req
517. Good job, good job!Copy !req
518. Look. Must look right in her eyes.
100% , just in her eyes. Okay? Go.Copy !req
519. - Hi. Is dinner ready?
- No.Copy !req
520. - Let me know if I can help.
- I say do not say help!Copy !req
521. Watch me. - I will be in living room.
You tell me when dinner is ready!Copy !req
522. Hey. L... I'll be...Copy !req
523. Ow.Copy !req
524. That one is wicked.Copy !req
525. - Will it scare people?
- Well, it looks angry.Copy !req
526. - Maybe I should have words under it.
- Plain text or a banner?Copy !req
527. You can damn well go to h...
Go for it!Copy !req
528. - What's wrong with you?
- What's wrong with you?Copy !req
529. - What the hell is that all about?
- What the hell is that all about?Copy !req
530. What the hell are you doing?
Stop that and go make the salad!Copy !req
531. Tomatas!Copy !req
532. Lettuce!Copy !req
533. There you go.Copy !req
534. Here, macho salad.
Check this out.Copy !req
535. Death. Death.Copy !req
536. - You're sick. You can eat alone!
- Lotta!Copy !req
537. Lotta, come on!
I was just trying to... Lotta!Copy !req
538. - Hello, boys!
- Hi, Mum!Copy !req
539. - Hi, Edith, are you good?
- Of course! The sun is shining!Copy !req
540. You know why the sun shine?
It come from your face! It's true!Copy !req
541. - Need any help, Mum?
- No. Are the receipts ready?Copy !req
542. They're on the desk.Copy !req
543. - Jorgen, do it now.
- I've been thinking...Copy !req
544. I don't think it's such a good idea.
I mean, you know...Copy !req
545. Then I thought, she has a friend,
Louise. Very nice.Copy !req
546. - Maybe you could date her instead?
- Jorgen, I don't want date Lewis.Copy !req
547. I want date your mother.
You promised.Copy !req
548. I helped you be man.
We must help each other.Copy !req
549. I don't know if you...
Okay, I'll do it.Copy !req
550. Come.Copy !req
551. Come, come. Yalla yalla.Copy !req
552. Hi, Mum. Um... isn't it lunchtime?Copy !req
553. Already? I just got here.Copy !req
554. - Yeah, but... I feel like a kebab.
- Just let me finish this.Copy !req
555. - Wait, I have to man the register.
- Jorgen, I can go with your mother.Copy !req
556. Buy kebab. I also like kebab.
Very good.Copy !req
557. - Great.
- Okay?Copy !req
558. - Good idea?
- Good.Copy !req
559. - Then you two go.
- Okay!Copy !req
560. Kebab ready! Abo El-Pip
make best kebab in all Sweden.Copy !req
561. Very good. Smell.Copy !req
562. - Actually, I have no sense ofsmell.
- Why not?Copy !req
563. When I was little I fell and
a tiny bone here cut off a nerve.Copy !req
564. - It's no big deal.
- When someone fart you can't smell!Copy !req
565. You have very pretty face
when you smile.Copy !req
566. - Go ahead, eat.
- Thank you.Copy !req
567. - Good?
- Good!Copy !req
568. - You know I cook too.
- What do you cook?Copy !req
569. - I make warak arish, you know that?
- No.Copy !req
570. Grapes leaves, we make with rice
and meat and wrap in leaves.Copy !req
571. - That sounds good.
- Very good. I can make for you.Copy !req
572. - Yes, I'd like that.
- Okay.Copy !req
573. - Do you also cook?
- I'm a great cook. I make Italian.Copy !req
574. You are so pretty when you laugh.
Your eyes, nose do like this. Pretty!Copy !req
575. - Nah, I'm so old.
- Who tell you old? Maybe blind man?Copy !req
576. - You very pretty. Really!
- You're kind of cute too.Copy !req
577. - Is good.
- Very good.Copy !req
578. Too slow!Copy !req
579. - You're cheating. You psyched me.
- You can't accept that I'm better.Copy !req
580. - Hi, Baba!
- Hi, Sami! Are you good?Copy !req
581. Where is Amanda?
I want tell you, very good day today.Copy !req
582. She's in the kitchen, cooking.
Let me get yourjacket.Copy !req
583. - She'll be right here.
- Tell her come too.Copy !req
584. - Have a seat, I'll be right back.
- Okay, I'll wait.Copy !req
585. - You'd better put on the belly.
- Aren't we going to tell him?Copy !req
586. - Not now, he seems so happy.
- We can't keep pretending!Copy !req
587. I promise, it's the last time.
Please, please, please.Copy !req
588. So, Baba, what's your news?
Amanda is just changing clothes.Copy !req
589. Then I can wait.
There is no hurry. Wait, wait.Copy !req
590. - You're so secretive!
- I am happy. Wait a little.Copy !req
591. Hi! Thanks for waiting,
I just had to change.Copy !req
592. Don't work too much, you must rest.
Now I want tell you:Copy !req
593. I have found a woman.Copy !req
594. Notjust found,
I am going to marry her too.Copy !req
595. What? You're getting married?Copy !req
596. That's great, but... who is she?Copy !req
597. Her name is Edith. She is very pretty.
And happy, she laugh all the time.Copy !req
598. - How long have you been seeing her?
- Many times.Copy !req
599. - That's fantastic! Congratulations!
- Thank you.Copy !req
600. - Sami! You are not congratulating.
- Sorry, I'm just surprised! Congrats!Copy !req
601. Thank you! Thanks!Copy !req
602. - When can we meet her?
- Soon, I cook and you meet her.Copy !req
603. I can't believe
you haven't said anything before!Copy !req
604. No! Not be four - be five!
You forget baby come soon.Copy !req
605. Oh, that's right...Copy !req
606. Sami, you must help me,
I need buy new suit.Copy !req
607. - With a nice tie.
- We'll take care of it, Baba.Copy !req
608. - Sami, check out Dad in this suit.
- Nice, Dad!Copy !req
609. - Look good?
- Great!Copy !req
610. - Like Charles Bronson.
- Mafioso!Copy !req
611. - How about a little moustache trim?
- No thank you.Copy !req
612. - Man without moustache, no good.
- You could trim the edges a bit.Copy !req
613. Never! You must moustache too.
What you say?Copy !req
614. - Moustache good for men?
- Yes, men should have moustaches.Copy !req
615. Women like moustache on men.
Thank you.Copy !req
616. Hello?Copy !req
617. - What are you doing?
- Moving in with Jenny.Copy !req
618. - Why?
- I can't take this anymore.Copy !req
619. Neither can I. This isn't easy
for me either, you know.Copy !req
620. - What?
- Being what you want me to be.Copy !req
621. Tough and macho
and hollering all the time.Copy !req
622. I've tried; it just isn't me.Copy !req
623. Having a moustache and wearing black
and barbecuing hotdogs...Copy !req
624. What are you talking about?
Where did you get that idea?Copy !req
625. I never said
I wanted you to be tough and macho.Copy !req
626. - So what's the problem?
- I don't know; you're acting weird.Copy !req
627. - So you don't want macho?
- I don't know why you thought that.Copy !req
628. I'm sorry.Copy !req
629. - It's my fault.
- You've been so bizarre.Copy !req
630. I know. I was so worried
and got strange ideas.Copy !req
631. - It really upset me.
- I know. I was a jerk.Copy !req
632. - I'll be the wimp I really am.
- Why do you get such weird ideas?Copy !req
633. - I thought you wanted a tough guy.
- I've missed you.Copy !req
634. Really? I've missed you too.
And I got a tattoo for no reason.Copy !req
635. - You're kidding. That was real?
- Yeah.Copy !req
636. - Wanna see?
- Holy crap...Copy !req
637. Okay, go ahead!Copy !req
638. Go on!Copy !req
639. Dino, up and at 'em!Copy !req
640. Pretty girl! Look! She like you!
Pretty girl, smells good!Copy !req
641. Go on, smell her! Dino!Copy !req
642. Dino... Dino, boy...Copy !req
643. - Excuse me, that's my dog!
- It ran away.Copy !req
644. - I caught it for you.
- Oh, thanks!Copy !req
645. Bad girl! Why do you always run away?
Come on now!Copy !req
646. - Hello?
- Hi, Edith, it's Aziz!Copy !req
647. - How are you?
- Hi, Aziz! Fine, I'm out shopping.Copy !req
648. Very good. I must tell you:
Tonight I make warak arish.Copy !req
649. - You know, I told you about it?
- Yes, I remember.Copy !req
650. My son and his wife are coming
for a little party. You can come too.Copy !req
651. I don't have any plans. I'd love to
come, if I wouldn't be a burden.Copy !req
652. - No, I be happy if you come.
- Then I'll be there.Copy !req
653. - Should I bring something?
- No, everything taken care of!Copy !req
654. - Just you come.
- I'll be there!Copy !req
655. - See you!
- Bye!Copy !req
656. - There. Are you ready?
- Yeah.Copy !req
657. What is it?Copy !req
658. I apologise for being so...
weird and difficult and cowardly.Copy !req
659. There is nothing I want more
than for us to have this baby.Copy !req
660. I'm going to talk to Dad tonight.Copy !req
661. So, tonight I meet
my stepmother.Copy !req
662. I can't believe he's getting married!Copy !req
663. - Put on some of this.
- Stop that. Cut it out!Copy !req
664. - You'll ruin it.
- You have to look good for her!Copy !req
665. - You look great!
- So do you!Copy !req
666. Come and help me.
She will be here soon.Copy !req
667. - Can you whip that?
- It smells so good, what is it?Copy !req
668. - Warak arish, good stuff.
- Is it done now?Copy !req
669. - We take this.
- I'll put a little of this on it.Copy !req
670. - Is anything missing?
- It's great, relax Dad.Copy !req
671. - I think we need more bread.
- Good idea.Copy !req
672. - I'm coming, I'm coming!
- She here.Copy !req
673. Hi, Edith! Welcome!
Come in, come in.Copy !req
674. - You look great!
- You look great, too. Good colour.Copy !req
675. Come in.Copy !req
676. - Hi!
- This is my son and Amanda.Copy !req
677. - I'm Sami. Nice to meet you.
- Edith.Copy !req
678. I'm Amanda.
It's so good to finally meet you!Copy !req
679. - Have a seat. This is your place.
- Oh my goodness!Copy !req
680. - It all looks so fabulous!
- It does, doesn't it?Copy !req
681. This is a meal you won't soon forget!Copy !req
682. - Is this what you were talking about?
- Yes, warak arish, very good.Copy !req
683. - It looks so good!
- Very good. Help yourselves.Copy !req
684. - I can help you.
- Do you drink white wine?Copy !req
685. Thanks.Copy !req
686. - You know what, you're so beautiful!
- Thanks.Copy !req
687. - Aziz?
- Just a half glass, please. Thanks.Copy !req
688. Please.Copy !req
689. - You two look so much alike!
- You think so?Copy !req
690. - A son should look alike.
- You've the same eyebrows and nose.Copy !req
691. - But I only got the good looks.
- He say he more handsome?Copy !req
692. - I show you.
- No, Baba!Copy !req
693. - Look, Edith, tell who most handsome?
- Oh, no contest!Copy !req
694. - What a hunk!
- Show Amanda.Copy !req
695. I have to say that your dad wins.
I'm sorry!Copy !req
696. Your dad is more handsome. But you're
not ugly. You do have similar noses.Copy !req
697. - The noses and the eyebrows.
- They are similar.Copy !req
698. But in looks only, not as individuals.
Sami tends to take his time.Copy !req
699. His dad is faster. Like tonight.
How long did it take you to propose?Copy !req
700. - 2' years.
- Three years!Copy !req
701. How long did it take you two?Copy !req
702. - What do you mean?
- It's great how fast it went.Copy !req
703. I think the two of you
make a great couple.Copy !req
704. And I'm so happy to meet you.Copy !req
705. Oh, I forgot something. Wait.Copy !req
706. Edith, you will marry me?Copy !req
707. I got rings and everything.
You will marry me?Copy !req
708. What?Copy !req
709. You will marry me?Copy !req
710. - I don't know what to say.
- Say yes.Copy !req
711. I will be your husband,
you will be my wife.Copy !req
712. - You laugh, I laugh. We good match.
- Oh, Aziz...Copy !req
713. Soon come grandchild.
Ask Sami, ask Amanda.Copy !req
714. I will be granddad. You be grandma.
We be big family.Copy !req
715. I think I have to leave now.Copy !req
716. But it was nice meeting you.Copy !req
717. Edith...Copy !req
718. Edith!Copy !req
719. I will be back.Copy !req
720. Edith. Edith!Copy !req
721. Why you won't marry me?Copy !req
722. - We barely know each other.
- I am good man!Copy !req
723. Are you good woman, too?
Together we be very good!Copy !req
724. It doesn't work that way for me.Copy !req
725. I'm sorry if I've hurt you.Copy !req
726. Aziz...Copy !req
727. - Did you talk to her? Is it okay?
- No, is not okay.Copy !req
728. She seems to really like you;
I think she was just caught off guard.Copy !req
729. No, I don't want any more.Copy !req
730. Baba...Copy !req
731. Be honest, how long
have you known her?Copy !req
732. Can you tell me anything about her
personality? What makes her happy?Copy !req
733. - What her interests are?
- She very kind. Very good.Copy !req
734. I don't know why she say no.Copy !req
735. - It doesn't work that way.
- What you mean?Copy !req
736. Baba...Copy !req
737. There's something...
I have to tell you.Copy !req
738. What you tell?Copy !req
739. I... I can't have children of my own.Copy !req
740. Amanda?Copy !req
741. Aziz... we...Copy !req
742. Oh hell...Copy !req
743. I'm sorry.Copy !req
744. This is your grandchild.
We're going to adopt.Copy !req
745. I'm sorry, Baba.Copy !req
746. - Boss, I'm going to buy me a parrot.
- Are you?Copy !req
747. One that roams around free,
that I can talk with.Copy !req
748. - What will you say to it?
- Venting things. Emotions. Sorrows.Copy !req
749. - Hi, guys. All good?
- Very good.Copy !req
750. - Hi, Edith!
- Hi.Copy !req
751. Edith, have you thought
if you will marry me?Copy !req
752. Aziz, we talked about this.Copy !req
753. - It won't work.
- Why it won't work?Copy !req
754. I joke with you, onlyjoke.
We are just friends.Copy !req
755. Friends don't marry each other,
onlyjoke.Copy !req
756. - I want say I'm sorry.
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
757. - Not sad?
- No!Copy !req
758. - You want marry me later, you call.
- I'll do that!Copy !req
759. Now I go visit my grandchild.
You know, I have little baby.Copy !req
760. - Oh, give them hugs from me!
- I will. Goodbye.Copy !req
761. Bye bye!Copy !req
762. - Hi.
- Hi, Amanda. You good?Copy !req
763. Fine.Copy !req
764. - Won't you come in?
- Thank you.Copy !req
765. - Hi, Sami.
- Hi, Baba.Copy !req
766. - I got a bike for baby.
- Thanks. It's beautiful.Copy !req
767. Thanks.Copy !req
768. - Do you want to hold him?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
769. Oh, he's handsome.Copy !req
770. Such a handsome boy.Copy !req
771. You know who I am?
Aziz, your granddad.Copy !req
772. Sami, good job.Copy !req
773. - What he name?
- We haven't decided yet.Copy !req
774. Look at face. He look like Bruce Lee.
How about Bruce Lee?Copy !req
775. You know Bruce Lee? He strong,
play Kung Fu. He be strong too.Copy !req
776. - But I don't want to call him that.
- Amanda, what you think, Bruce Lee?Copy !req
777. - Bruce Lee? Wicked, let's do it!
- See, Amanda want too.Copy !req
778. - We'll think about it.
- Maybe Charles Bronson better?Copy !req
779. Bruce Lee or Charles Bronson.
One of the two. We'll see.Copy !req
780. - Come here. - Can I carry?
- Of course.Copy !req
781. Come, come, we go.Copy !req
782. Come, I show you.Copy !req
783. Come and see. Granddad will show you.Copy !req
784. Look at trees. See trees?
See birds? Pretty birds!Copy !req
785. See, other birds fly there.Copy !req
786. Look, there a car.Copy !req
787. Want to dance?Copy !req
788. Up little one. Up little one.Copy !req
789. Very good. You want more?Copy !req
790. Okay, more.Copy !req
791. Lot of fun!Copy !req