1. Last night, the FAA was forced to ground
all aircraft, leaving thousands stranded...Copy !req
2. when electronic failures
and mysterious power outages...Copy !req
3. crippled the western United States.
But the big story today...Copy !req
4. the much-anticipated wedding
of fantastic couple...Copy !req
5. Reed Richards and Susan Storm
will take place this Saturday.Copy !req
6. Unbelievable. Bizarre anomalies...Copy !req
7. are occurring all over the world,
defying every law of physics...Copy !req
8. and all the media care about
is what china pattern we picked.Copy !req
9. What did you pick? The blue ones
with them little flowers? I like them.Copy !req
10. Excuse me, would you mind?Copy !req
11. - It's happening again, isn't it?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
12. No. We're not postponing
anything, not this time.Copy !req
13. This will be the wedding you dreamed of.
I won't let anything get in the way.Copy !req
14. Not even the mysterious transformation
of matter at the subatomic level.Copy !req
15. That's the most romantic thing
you've ever said to me.Copy !req
16. Which is really pathetic,
when you think about it.Copy !req
17. Dr. Richards, I'm very sorry,
but we're overbooked.Copy !req
18. - We do have seats available in coach.
- Okay, here we go.Copy !req
19. - Smile!
- Awesome!Copy !req
20. Look, Mom!Copy !req
21. - Let me get one more.
- That should be fine.Copy !req
22. That's my seat.Copy !req
23. Sorry.Copy !req
24. Excuse me.Copy !req
25. What if we get an endorsement
from an airline? Get us a private jet?Copy !req
26. I think we have enough
endorsement deals.Copy !req
27. That's funny. Seriously, Reed, it could
help subsidize your little inventions.Copy !req
28. - No, thanks.
- Excuse me.Copy !req
29. - Consider it. Talk to you later.
- Where are you going?Copy !req
30. I don't fly coach.Copy !req
31. I hope it rains.Copy !req
32. The snowfall came with no warning...Copy !req
33. and covered the pyramids
in 2 inches of snow.Copy !req
34. In Japan, some suggest
the solidification of the bay...Copy !req
35. was due to underwater
volcanic activity...Copy !req
36. though no such activity
has been reported in the area.Copy !req
37. Scientists have ruled out
global warming...Copy !req
38. as the cause of the climatic events
being reported around the globe.Copy !req
39. With scientists unable
to explain the events...Copy !req
40. some are wondering
if the hand of God is at work.Copy !req
41. In other news, Reed Richards
and Susan Storm's wedding...Copy !req
42. has Manhattan all abuzz.Copy !req
43. The guest list includes
many of New York's power elite.Copy !req
44. Hey, honey.Copy !req
45. The city's charging us for three
squad cars they say we destroyed...Copy !req
46. during that armored-car robbery.
I only remember two cars getting thrown.Copy !req
47. Reed.Copy !req
48. All right. I'm putting it away.Copy !req
49. You were saying?Copy !req
50. I have a fitting in half an hour.
The musicians after that.Copy !req
51. I haven't picked out the place settings
or the flowers. There's too much to do.Copy !req
52. Don't worry about it. Between
the two of us, we'll get it all done.Copy !req
53. And what were you doing
when I walked in?Copy !req
54. - Inputting my to-do list.
- Really?Copy !req
55. - Scout's honor.
- Hey, guys.Copy !req
56. New uniforms showed up.
What do you think?Copy !req
57. I think there's no way
we're wearing that.Copy !req
58. What do you have against capitalism?Copy !req
59. What's this?Copy !req
60. - Just a little hobby of mine.
- Yeah?Copy !req
61. Would it make a good toy,
or is it something science-y?Copy !req
62. A little of both.Copy !req
63. I'm both impressed
and disgusted at that.Copy !req
64. Yeah. Sue says I'm addicted to it.Copy !req
65. I wonder why she'd say that.Copy !req
66. Hey, Johnny.Copy !req
67. Keep it quiet, but I've cross-referenced
and analyzed the global disturbances.Copy !req
68. They're caused by cosmic radiation, not
unlike the kind which gave us our powers.Copy !req
69. Wow, that's really boring.Copy !req
70. Listen, I have a very important
wedding issue we need to talk about.Copy !req
71. Yeah, of course.Copy !req
72. Your bachelor party.Copy !req
73. No. Seriously, Johnny.Copy !req
74. John. Focus-testing showed Johnny
skewed a little young.Copy !req
75. Seriously, Johnny, no bachelor party.
It's just not my kind of thing.Copy !req
76. Then do it for Ben. It means a lot
to the big guy. You'll break his heart.Copy !req
77. He does have some
sort of rocklike heart.Copy !req
78. I have too much to do
before the wedding.Copy !req
79. I think Sue might have
a problem with it.Copy !req
80. You know what Sue
would have a problem with?Copy !req
81. If somebody told her
you were investigating...Copy !req
82. global disturbances
and cosmic radiation...Copy !req
83. instead of focusing on the wedding,
like you promised.Copy !req
84. - A bachelor party could be fun.
- Yes!Copy !req
85. But no exotic dancers.Copy !req
86. - This is it?
- I don't know anybody here.Copy !req
87. I would have invited your friends,
but you don't have any.Copy !req
88. Hey!Copy !req
89. Johnny, we had a deal.Copy !req
90. They're not exotic dancers.Copy !req
91. They're just hot.Copy !req
92. You're Mr. Fantastic, aren't you?
That's so awesome.Copy !req
93. Wow, you're really cute.Copy !req
94. I'll need a pitcher with
the biggest handle you've got.Copy !req
95. No problem.Copy !req
96. Good evening,
and welcome to the Baxter...Copy !req
97. Could I help you?
No, you can't use that elev...Copy !req
98. Ms. Storm will be with your shortly.Copy !req
99. Hello?Copy !req
100. Thanks, Roberta.Copy !req
101. May I help you?Copy !req
102. - We're here to see Dr. Richards.
- He's not here. Can I help you?Copy !req
103. Yes. You can take me
to see Dr. Richards.Copy !req
104. Okay.Copy !req
105. Sorry.Copy !req
106. When the universe began, it was
no bigger than a marble. Then, bang!Copy !req
107. It exploded.
And in a trillionth of a second...Copy !req
108. it expanded exponentially into
what became the universe we know.Copy !req
109. Wow, you're really smart.Copy !req
110. Thanks, Candy.
That means a lot to me.Copy !req
111. I love this song. Wanna dance?Copy !req
112. - No, I don't.
- Yes, you do.Copy !req
113. - Honestly.
- Come on, you'll be great.Copy !req
114. I don't want to embarrass you guys.Copy !req
115. Just loosen up. Have some fun.Copy !req
116. That's it.Copy !req
117. Yeah.Copy !req
118. That's it.Copy !req
119. - Guy really knows how to loosen up.
- You're not kidding.Copy !req
120. There he is.Copy !req
121. Yes.Copy !req
122. Unfortunately.Copy !req
123. For him.Copy !req
124. Shall we?Copy !req
125. I think it might be clobbering time.Copy !req
126. Sue. What are you...?Copy !req
127. General Hager.Copy !req
128. Let's talk somewhere private.Copy !req
129. Unless you need to do Jell-O shots
off someone's stomach.Copy !req
130. I was explaining to the girls
about how the big bang led to...Copy !req
131. This was Johnny's idea.
I just went along.Copy !req
132. How does Reed know the general?Copy !req
133. A few years back, the guy was pushing
a new missile-defense system.Copy !req
134. Reed testified that the
technology wouldn't work.Copy !req
135. I'm here on direct orders from
the Joint Chiefs of Staff.Copy !req
136. Personally, I don't like sharing
sensitive information with a civilian.Copy !req
137. Especially one who enjoys
the public spotlight so much.Copy !req
138. Always a pleasure
to see you too, general.Copy !req
139. What can I do for you?Copy !req
140. As you may know, there've
been unusual occurrences.Copy !req
141. Officially, we've downplayed their
significance, but we're concerned...Copy !req
142. these anomalies might pose a
credible threat to our national security.Copy !req
143. These were taken by one of our
spy satellites three days ago.Copy !req
144. - What is it?
- We hoped Dr. Richards could tell us.Copy !req
145. I'm afraid I've never
seen anything like it. Ben?Copy !req
146. I would say that it was a meteor,
but the trail's all wrong.Copy !req
147. It's giving off its own energy.Copy !req
148. Take a look at this.Copy !req
149. These have been appearing in
remote areas throughout the world.Copy !req
150. Field personnel estimate its diameter
to be 200 meters.Copy !req
151. To find out what this is about, we need
a way to locate and intercept that object.Copy !req
152. A sensor could be tied into
the Baxter Building's satellite grid.Copy !req
153. We can pinpoint the location
of the object.Copy !req
154. - Good. You'll build the sensor for us...
- I'm afraid I can't.Copy !req
155. What?Copy !req
156. I'm getting married this Saturday.
I just don't have the time.Copy !req
157. Richards, your country
needs your help.Copy !req
158. Call Professor Jeff Wagner.Copy !req
159. He's head of the
Physics Department at Brown.Copy !req
160. I expected more, Richards.Copy !req
161. Even from you.Copy !req
162. John Storm,
Fantastic Four Incorporated.Copy !req
163. - Ever done any modeling?
- Not interested.Copy !req
164. - You got an amazing complexion.
- Not interested.Copy !req
165. Wow, and you just walked away.Copy !req
166. I was definitely still talking.Copy !req
167. I can't believe you just turned down
a science project.Copy !req
168. They can build a sensor without me.Copy !req
169. The most important thing right now
is our wedding.Copy !req
170. No postponements. No interruptions.Copy !req
171. Thank you.Copy !req
172. And, look, about what you saw
back at the bar...Copy !req
173. Don't worry about it. I know you.Copy !req
174. I'm glad you had fun.Copy !req
175. Thank you.Copy !req
176. Besides...Copy !req
177. it was nothing compared to what
I did at my bachelorette party.Copy !req
178. Talk about wild.Copy !req
179. Wild?Copy !req
180. Come on.Copy !req
181. Hey, what are you doing up here?Copy !req
182. Nothing. Just needed some air.Copy !req
183. You're making that thing
for the general, aren't you?Copy !req
184. I'm guessing Susie
doesn't know anything about it.Copy !req
185. Don't worry, my lips are sealed.Copy !req
186. That is, they would be if I had any.Copy !req
187. Look, don't tell Johnny.Copy !req
188. - Don't tell Johnny what?
- Great.Copy !req
189. - Are you building that thing?
- No.Copy !req
190. If Sue finds out, you'll get
an invisible kick in the nuts.Copy !req
191. - Hey, hey. We're keeping this quiet.
- I know.Copy !req
192. Don't worry.Copy !req
193. It's the wedding of the century.
Reed Richards and Susan Storm...Copy !req
194. Mr. Fantastic
and the Invisible Woman...Copy !req
195. will try again to tie the knot today
in a ceremony in New York.Copy !req
196. - Look at these parasites.
- I know, it's unbelievable.Copy !req
197. Have they no shame?Copy !req
198. Hey! Hey, listen! Listen, everybody!Copy !req
199. This is a very special day for my sister,
probably the most important of her life.Copy !req
200. So I just want to say to you guys,
please respect our privacy.Copy !req
201. Come on, Johnny.Copy !req
202. Just kidding. We're auctioning off
the exclusive wedding photos...Copy !req
203. to the highest bidder, so go online
and place your bids. Thank you.Copy !req
204. Johnny, are you planning...?Copy !req
205. So, what's it take to date
the Human Torch?Copy !req
206. - Fireproof lingerie and a lot of aloe.
- Thank you.Copy !req
207. - Are you all right?
- How are you?Copy !req
208. Invitation, sir?Copy !req
209. I should be on that list.Copy !req
210. - Name?
- Stan Lee.Copy !req
211. Yeah, nice try, buddy.Copy !req
212. - No, really. I'm Stan Lee.
- Nice try.Copy !req
213. This isn't how I imagined it.Copy !req
214. It never is.Copy !req
215. No, Alicia, it just doesn't feel right.Copy !req
216. Sweetie...Copy !req
217. I think even superheroes are allowed
to have wedding-day jitters.Copy !req
218. It's more than that.
Is my life always gonna be a circus?Copy !req
219. Do we really want to raise kids
in all this?Copy !req
220. Face it, we're not exactly normal.Copy !req
221. Ben and I aren't normal...Copy !req
222. but we don't let it
get in the way of us being happy.Copy !req
223. Do you love Reed?Copy !req
224. More than I've ever loved anyone.Copy !req
225. Then you have nothing
to worry about.Copy !req
226. Thank you.Copy !req
227. Okay.Copy !req
228. - Oh, great.
- What?Copy !req
229. I've got a zit.Copy !req
230. - Can't you put makeup on it?
- No, no, I got it.Copy !req
231. Crisis averted.Copy !req
232. Now all I have to do is concentrate
on the area for the next eight hours.Copy !req
233. Reed, come on. You're gonna miss
your own wedding.Copy !req
234. Just a minute.Copy !req
235. Almost done.Copy !req
236. General, I'm putting
the sensor online now.Copy !req
237. There. If there's a surge in cosmic
radiation anywhere, you'll know.Copy !req
238. Let's hope so. We've gotten
reports of two more craters.Copy !req
239. Here comes the brideCopy !req
240. All right. Just linking it to my PDA.Copy !req
241. - Reed.
- And that's it.Copy !req
242. Good, that's great.
Now shave and put on your tux.Copy !req
243. You're getting married
and you look like a bum.Copy !req
244. Absolutely.Copy !req
245. What?Copy !req
246. I'm getting married.Copy !req
247. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
248. I'm getting married.Copy !req
249. I heard of getting cold feet...Copy !req
250. Okay.Copy !req
251. Hey, Johnny.Copy !req
252. Does that amaze anyone else?
How did she know it was me?Copy !req
253. To be honest,
you kind of smell like ash.Copy !req
254. - You're late.
- Let's not make today about me.Copy !req
255. It's Reed and Sue's big day.Copy !req
256. Let's give them the attention
for a change.Copy !req
257. Don't do that.Copy !req
258. - Okay, you're perfect.
- You're perfect.Copy !req
259. I'll see you upstairs.Copy !req
260. Bye, Johnny.Copy !req
261. So seems like you and Alicia are
doing well. Annoyingly so, in fact.Copy !req
262. Yeah, I'm a lucky guy.Copy !req
263. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
264. Question for you, though:Copy !req
265. How do you guys...?Copy !req
266. - None of your business!
- Okay, I'm just concerned.Copy !req
267. I'd hate to find out
she was killed in a rock slide.Copy !req
268. I'll show you a rock slide!Copy !req
269. What are you?Copy !req
270. Thank you.Copy !req
271. Johnny?Copy !req
272. You shouldn't tease him so much.Copy !req
273. It was a joke.Copy !req
274. I don't know, I think it bothers you
to see him really happy and in love.Copy !req
275. I think you're jealous.Copy !req
276. You think I'm jealous?
Have you seen the women I've dated?Copy !req
277. No.Copy !req
278. You can only fool yourself
but for so long, Torch.Copy !req
279. Hey. It's the bride of stretchy man.Copy !req
280. - Don't start.
- Don't listen to him. You look gorgeous.Copy !req
281. We'll see you out there, sweetie.Copy !req
282. - Come on. We're on.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
283. You don't look completely
ridiculous in that dress.Copy !req
284. Is that obnoxious-brother talk
for "You look kind of nice"?Copy !req
285. You look beautiful.Copy !req
286. Thank you.Copy !req
287. Dad would be proud.Copy !req
288. Yeah.Copy !req
289. Reed, shut your cell phone off.Copy !req
290. Actually, this is a...Copy !req
291. Dearly beloved,
we are gathered here today to...Copy !req
292. Sue and Reed,
congratulations on your wedding!Copy !req
293. Where was I? Oh, yeah.Copy !req
294. Dearly beloved, we are gathered
here today to join this couple...Copy !req
295. Reed Richards and Susan Storm,
together...Copy !req
296. in the bond of holy...Copy !req
297. matrimony.Copy !req
298. I can't believe you
brought that to our wedding.Copy !req
299. I know, but there's a good reason.Copy !req
300. - We have to do this quickly.
- That's romantic.Copy !req
301. - Should I continue?
- Yes, please.Copy !req
302. - There are many kinds of love.
- Could you skip to the end, please?Copy !req
303. - Reed.
- Excuse me?Copy !req
304. - What happened?
- What's going on?Copy !req
305. We've lost power!
We're going down! We're going down!Copy !req
306. It's too late.Copy !req
307. - Pull up!
- I'm trying! I'm trying!Copy !req
308. Ben!Copy !req
309. - Johnny.
- This is Dolce.Copy !req
310. Flame on!Copy !req
311. Man, he's fast.Copy !req
312. That is cool.Copy !req
313. - Hey, taxi!
- Oh, man!Copy !req
314. Showoff.Copy !req
315. Time to end this.Copy !req
316. Can we talk?Copy !req
317. Okay, you win.Copy !req
318. Flame on! Come on!Copy !req
319. Flame on!Copy !req
320. Hey.Copy !req
321. Your herald summons you.Copy !req
322. Another world awaits.Copy !req
323. Let it be done quickly.Copy !req
324. It looked like a man, but completely
covered in silver, and it flew this, like...Copy !req
325. surfboard-type thing.
I know that sounds crazy.Copy !req
326. Oh, no, not at all.Copy !req
327. Did you follow the shiny man to
Lollipop Land or the Rainbow Junction?Copy !req
328. - I know what I saw.
- Thank you. It's all right, Johnny.Copy !req
329. Whatever this thing is, it has the ability
to convert matter and energy.Copy !req
330. So it caused the anomalies?Copy !req
331. It seems to radiate cosmic energy
when it exerts itself...Copy !req
332. randomly affecting matter.
Evidently, this entity, this...Copy !req
333. Silver Surfer...Copy !req
334. didn't want to be detected.
It destroyed the sensor.Copy !req
335. - It knew it was being monitored?
- And traced it back here.Copy !req
336. We're dealing with something
highly resourceful.Copy !req
337. Are you feeling okay?Copy !req
338. Yeah. I just... I gotta walk this off.Copy !req
339. We must destroy it
before it attacks again.Copy !req
340. Richards, find me
another way to track it.Copy !req
341. Sue, I am so sorry.Copy !req
342. I didn't tell you, because I
didn't want you to worry.Copy !req
343. I'm not mad you built the sensor.
You did the right thing.Copy !req
344. Oh, great.Copy !req
345. I wasn't finished.Copy !req
346. Okay. Sorry. Please continue.Copy !req
347. This proves what I've been saying.Copy !req
348. Could you drop the force field?Copy !req
349. We can't even... Sorry.Copy !req
350. Even our wedding
turns into World War III.Copy !req
351. I know. But once we are married,
everything will be back to normal.Copy !req
352. We will never have normal lives
as long as we do what we do.Copy !req
353. How could we possibly
raise a family like this?Copy !req
354. I'm gonna go check on Johnny.Copy !req
355. Johnny?Copy !req
356. Hey, are you all right, pal?Copy !req
357. Are you all right?Copy !req
358. Johnny?Copy !req
359. Johnny, are you okay?Copy !req
360. I don't know. I've been feeling really
strange since my run-in with surfer boy.Copy !req
361. Maybe we should get you checked out.Copy !req
362. - Why did you do that?
- I didn't do anything!Copy !req
363. Stop, drop and roll!
Stop, drop and roll!Copy !req
364. Oh, my God, Sue! Just...Copy !req
365. Just hang on! I'll get you, okay?Copy !req
366. Flame on!Copy !req
367. Hey, watch it.Copy !req
368. Reed!Copy !req
369. Reed! Reed!Copy !req
370. - Help!
- Sue?Copy !req
371. I'm on fire!Copy !req
372. - Sue! What's going on?
- I'm on fire!Copy !req
373. - You're on fire!
- You think?Copy !req
374. - Hold on!
- Pull me in!Copy !req
375. Hey, it's the Human Torch!Copy !req
376. Johnny!Copy !req
377. - I'm not Johnny!
- Sue, how did this happen?Copy !req
378. I touched Johnny, and then this.Copy !req
379. - Where is Johnny?
- Here.Copy !req
380. Try it again.Copy !req
381. - Nice.
- There you go.Copy !req
382. Hey, get out of there.Copy !req
383. Sue, your clothes.Copy !req
384. Why does this always happen to me?Copy !req
385. All of Sue's results are normal.Copy !req
386. But Johnny's...Copy !req
387. Johnny's are what?Copy !req
388. Your encounter with the Surfer put your
molecules in a constant state of flux.Copy !req
389. Is that bad?Copy !req
390. It caused you to temporarily
switch powers with Sue.Copy !req
391. - I'd like to run more tests and...
- Want a volunteer?Copy !req
392. - No, no, hey!
- No, no, no!Copy !req
393. No, no, hey! This is serious!Copy !req
394. I just wanted to give him a hug.Copy !req
395. We don't know the extent
of his condition.Copy !req
396. It could be progressive.Copy !req
397. - It could be fun.
- No, Ben!Copy !req
398. Ben!Copy !req
399. Hey. Hey, it's me! I'm back!Copy !req
400. Oh, my God!Copy !req
401. Come on!
We just said this is serious!Copy !req
402. Oh, yeah, serious.Copy !req
403. Oh, you gotta be kidding me!Copy !req
404. - Hey, not bad.
- Incredible.Copy !req
405. - You better be able to fix this!
- I'm right on it.Copy !req
406. - Ben, stop it!
- I see why you like that.Copy !req
407. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
408. Crap.Copy !req
409. That's not funny. What am I
supposed to do in the meantime?Copy !req
410. Just try to keep
your distance from us.Copy !req
411. You and me are gonna be spending
a whole lot of time together, pal!Copy !req
412. My inside sources tell me
unlucky bride-to-be Sue Storm...Copy !req
413. turned invisible
and is staying that way...Copy !req
414. after yesterday's
embarrassing fiasco.Copy !req
415. Next, the Invisible Woman 's
greatest fashion blunders...Copy !req
416. and an impromptu dance routine
from former scientist Reed Richards.Copy !req
417. Why do you keep watching this?
Just ignore it.Copy !req
418. I can't ignore it, Reed.
There's no getting away from it!Copy !req
419. - I believe there is.
- How?Copy !req
420. See? No answer.Copy !req
421. Yes, there is.Copy !req
422. What if, after this crisis is over...Copy !req
423. we leave it all behind?
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
424. We move out of the Baxter Building.Copy !req
425. I'll take a teaching position
somewhere.Copy !req
426. Get back to my research.Copy !req
427. The two of us will live our lives
and raise a family, like normal people.Copy !req
428. You would do that?Copy !req
429. Nothing is more important to me
than our future together.Copy !req
430. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
431. What about Ben and Johnny?Copy !req
432. They'll understand.Copy !req
433. Besides, Johnny's always
been more of a solo act.Copy !req
434. Let's not mention it to them yet.Copy !req
435. Johnny's got enough to worry about
as it is, with his power problems.Copy !req
436. You've been busy, my friend.Copy !req
437. Your talents are impressive.Copy !req
438. Can you understand what I'm saying?Copy !req
439. Together, we could be unstoppable.Copy !req
440. Anything would be ours for the taking.Copy !req
441. All that you know is at an end.Copy !req
442. What do you mean by that?Copy !req
443. Wait! I said, wait!Copy !req
444. They're breaking up the team.
Reed and Sue, I overheard them.Copy !req
445. They want a nice, normal,
boring-ass life.Copy !req
446. - No more Fantastic Four.
- Well...Copy !req
447. what do we do?
Keep going, just the two of us?Copy !req
448. And call ourselves what?
The Dynamic Duo?Copy !req
449. When were they gonna tell us?Copy !req
450. They'll tell you when they're ready.Copy !req
451. It's their decision, not yours.Copy !req
452. You can't be mad at them
for doing what makes them happy.Copy !req
453. Guys.Copy !req
454. We've got a serious problem.Copy !req
455. I cross-referenced the Surfer's radiation
through every astronomical database.Copy !req
456. Altair 7, Rigel 3, Vega 6.Copy !req
457. - He's been to all these planets?
- And now they're lifeless.Copy !req
458. Barren. Some even shattered.Copy !req
459. Everywhere the Surfer goes,
eight days later, the planet dies.Copy !req
460. How are we gonna stop him?Copy !req
461. We don't even know where he is.Copy !req
462. What about the craters?Copy !req
463. They appear in a numerical sequence.Copy !req
464. The last crater was formed
in Greenland...Copy !req
465. so the next in the sequence
should be...Copy !req
466. latitude 51 degrees,
30 minutes north...Copy !req
467. longitude zero degrees,
seven minutes west.Copy !req
468. When he surfaces, move the fight
away from the crowd.Copy !req
469. He's too fast to contain.
When I see silver, I'm hitting him!Copy !req
470. You can't do that. We stick to the plan
and work as a team.Copy !req
471. Oh, we're a team now?
News to me.Copy !req
472. - What are you talking about?
- You know what.Copy !req
473. We were gonna tell you.Copy !req
474. - When? When you moved our stuff out?
- Johnny, this isn't a good time.Copy !req
475. Kid's got a point, Reed.
You should have told us.Copy !req
476. That's enough!
We'll talk about this later.Copy !req
477. What the hell is wrong
with you people?Copy !req
478. It's a whirlpool!Copy !req
479. Oh, my God.Copy !req
480. What is that?Copy !req
481. Get out! Get out!Copy !req
482. Don't let go!Copy !req
483. - Move!
- Come on! Go!Copy !req
484. No, Johnny!Copy !req
485. Guys? What are you doing?Copy !req
486. Ben! Lift it higher!Copy !req
487. I'll try.Copy !req
488. Sue!Copy !req
489. Stay back,
before you get somebody killed.Copy !req
490. Oh, my God.Copy !req
491. What the hell was that?Copy !req
492. We'll make adjustments.
Next time, we'll be ready.Copy !req
493. Next time? There's no next time.Copy !req
494. You can't handle this alone.
I'm bringing in help.Copy !req
495. Bringing in soldiers and weaponry
will put innocent people in danger.Copy !req
496. No more than you already have.Copy !req
497. Victor?Copy !req
498. What's the matter?
Afraid of ghosts?Copy !req
499. - Look out!
- Don't move!Copy !req
500. Since you're a ghost,
you won't mind if I break your neck.Copy !req
501. - Let him go.
- You know who that is?Copy !req
502. Victor von Doom.
He's here under my orders.Copy !req
503. Ben, let him go.Copy !req
504. How is this possible?Copy !req
505. How are you still alive?Copy !req
506. No thanks to you four,
that's for certain.Copy !req
507. V on Doom's made contact with the
alien. He's got valuable information.Copy !req
508. Information that might just
help save the planet.Copy !req
509. Now let's be clear about this...Copy !req
510. shall we? I hate you.Copy !req
511. All of you.Copy !req
512. But the world's at stake and we
need to work together to survive.Copy !req
513. General, we know firsthand, you trust
victor and you're gonna regret it.Copy !req
514. So far, the only one I've regretted
trusting here is you, Richards.Copy !req
515. Reed, don't agree to this.Copy !req
516. Let's see what he's got.Copy !req
517. I made a detailed recording
of our little encounter.Copy !req
518. All that you know is at an end.Copy !req
519. Well?Copy !req
520. I like the part where
he knocks you on your ass.Copy !req
521. Look at where the energy levels surge
when he attacks me.Copy !req
522. There? See what happened?Copy !req
523. The energy was channeled through him,
but it originated from his board.Copy !req
524. If we can separate him from the board,
we can cut off his power completely.Copy !req
525. - That's what we have to do.
- How?Copy !req
526. If I knew that,
I wouldn't need you people, would I?Copy !req
527. You two should
get started right away.Copy !req
528. I'm glad we have the opportunity
to collaborate again.Copy !req
529. I'll try to talk slowly
so you can keep up.Copy !req
530. How can we be working
on the same side as Victor?Copy !req
531. You got me. Things were simpler
when I could just whale on the guy.Copy !req
532. What's he doing? A fire.Copy !req
533. Look at that.Copy !req
534. I'll pay for that.Copy !req
535. I'll tell you, Ben, I'm starting
to feel like a complete screw-up.Copy !req
536. Hey, hey, you're not
a complete screw-up.Copy !req
537. Thank you.Copy !req
538. Look, kid, it's out of our hands.
It's up to the eggheads now.Copy !req
539. You think Reed's right about
the whole end-of-the-world thing?Copy !req
540. He's never been wrong
about this kind of thing before.Copy !req
541. You know, I'm not exactly
a deep kind of guy.Copy !req
542. Really?Copy !req
543. But if Reed's right, and this is it...Copy !req
544. how do you want
to spend your last few minutes?Copy !req
545. Part of me would like
to go out fighting.Copy !req
546. But the truth is...Copy !req
547. I'd like to spend my last
couple of minutes holding Alicia.Copy !req
548. That sounds pretty good.Copy !req
549. I mean, not the "holding Alicia" thing.
She's your girlfriend, not mine.Copy !req
550. Want nothing to do with her.
Not to say she's not attractive.Copy !req
551. She's very attractive.
She's so attractive.Copy !req
552. Even with the... I can't think of
a guy that wouldn't want to...Copy !req
553. What I meant...Copy !req
554. was that it's nice
to have somebody.Copy !req
555. Well, you got me, pal.Copy !req
556. How's it going?Copy !req
557. I can't find a link.Copy !req
558. - It'll be all right.
- No, it won't!Copy !req
559. The whole world's
counting on me, and I just...Copy !req
560. Reed, you're gonna find the answer.Copy !req
561. - You always do.
- Thanks, Sue.Copy !req
562. - You just need to relax.
- Yeah, right.Copy !req
563. You do. Reed, you need to relax.Copy !req
564. Take a deep breath.Copy !req
565. Slower.Copy !req
566. There you go.Copy !req
567. Come on. Again.Copy !req
568. See? I can already
feel your pulse slowing down.Copy !req
569. - Do you remember that time...?
- A pulse.Copy !req
570. A tachyon pulse.Copy !req
571. I love you.Copy !req
572. I'm glad I could help.Copy !req
573. So exactly how does this thing work?Copy !req
574. When we activate the field,
it'll separate him from his board...Copy !req
575. making him powerless.
- Like a fish in a net.Copy !req
576. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
577. - In theory, anyway.
- How long until it's operational?Copy !req
578. - Three hours.
- Three hours.Copy !req
579. I can only go so fast,
since I'm working by myself.Copy !req
580. - What do you need to make this happen?
- There are a couple of things.Copy !req
581. Do your field engineers
have a beryllium casing?Copy !req
582. What are you doing?Copy !req
583. - Don't you knock?
- You're supposed to be helping Reed.Copy !req
584. Tell him not to worry.Copy !req
585. I'll be there to hold his hand
and finish his little project for him.Copy !req
586. - Anything else?
- How'd you do it?Copy !req
587. How did you come back?Copy !req
588. It scares you, doesn't it?Copy !req
589. The things I can do.Copy !req
590. Did you know I could create
a force field inside someone's body...Copy !req
591. and expand it until they explode?Copy !req
592. Give it your best shot.Copy !req
593. Just get back to the lab.Copy !req
594. Mr. Storm?Copy !req
595. We're heading to intercept the Surfer
in 10 minutes, with or without you.Copy !req
596. Were you waiting outside the bathroom
to try and catch me in a towel?Copy !req
597. That was a joke. I was joking.Copy !req
598. Why are you so down on me?
You don't even know me.Copy !req
599. I know you very well.
I read your personality profile.Copy !req
600. Confident. Reckless. Irresponsible.Copy !req
601. Self-obsessed,
bordering on narcissism.Copy !req
602. Okay, so you do know me.Copy !req
603. All I've seen is a guy
that almost got his team killed.Copy !req
604. Okay.Copy !req
605. I've been a little off my game lately.Copy !req
606. This is not a game.Copy !req
607. - Sir, he's in position north of here.
- Good.Copy !req
608. - General, give us a one-mile perimeter.
- Forget it, Richards.Copy !req
609. You had your shot and you blew it.
This is a military operation now.Copy !req
610. Jam the signal, get out of the way,
and let us do our job.Copy !req
611. - You don't understand.
- No, you don't understand.Copy !req
612. So let me make it clear for you
and your pack of freaks.Copy !req
613. I'm the quarterback.
You're on my team.Copy !req
614. Got it?Copy !req
615. But I guess you never played football
in high school, did you, Richards?Copy !req
616. No, you're right, I didn't.Copy !req
617. I stayed in and studied,
like a good little nerd.Copy !req
618. And fifteen years later...Copy !req
619. I'm one of the greatest minds
of the 21 st century.Copy !req
620. I'm engaged to the hottest girl
on the planet.Copy !req
621. And the jock who played quarterback
in high school...Copy !req
622. is right in front of me,
asking me for my help.Copy !req
623. And I say he's not gonna
get a damn thing...Copy !req
624. unless he does exactly
what I tell him to...Copy !req
625. and starts treating my friends
and me with some respect.Copy !req
626. Give him what he wants.Copy !req
627. I am so hot for you right now.Copy !req
628. - Me too.
- Be careful, Johnny.Copy !req
629. All right, let's go to work.Copy !req
630. This is it.Copy !req
631. You have your coordinates. Set up
your posts and rendezvous back here.Copy !req
632. First squad, move out!Copy !req
633. Hey. You scared me there, Smokey.
Look at you. You're cute.Copy !req
634. Yeah, that's right.
Keep running, Boo Boo.Copy !req
635. Overgrown furball.Copy !req
636. - What's our status?
- Yeah. I'm good to go.Copy !req
637. - Same here.
- Almost there.Copy !req
638. Guys?Copy !req
639. - We have a problem.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
640. He's here.Copy !req
641. Get out of there, right now!Copy !req
642. Why are you destroying our planet?Copy !req
643. I have no choice.Copy !req
644. - Sue!
- Wait!Copy !req
645. What do you mean,
you don't have a choice?Copy !req
646. There's always a choice.Copy !req
647. Not always.Copy !req
648. Why are you trying to destroy us?Copy !req
649. I am not the Destroyer.Copy !req
650. Come on, Richards.
Jam the damn signal.Copy !req
651. Maybe he needs a little persuasion.Copy !req
652. - Fire one over the top.
- Roger, out.Copy !req
653. - Open fire.
- Open fire.Copy !req
654. Open fire! Repeat, open fire!Copy !req
655. Fall back! Fall back!Copy !req
656. - Let me just...
- No, wait!Copy !req
657. Reed.Copy !req
658. Come on, Sue.Copy !req
659. All right, it's up.Copy !req
660. Reed.Copy !req
661. Got him.Copy !req
662. Not so tough now, are you?Copy !req
663. Victor! Stay back!Copy !req
664. You're the quarterback.Copy !req
665. Eyes on!
Keep your weapons trained!Copy !req
666. - Perimeter secure!
- Move him out.Copy !req
667. - Open the gate!
- Get him to the debriefing room.Copy !req
668. - We had an agreement.
- Calm down.Copy !req
669. The enemy has been captured.Copy !req
670. - Where is he?
- Contained.Copy !req
671. General?Copy !req
672. Mr. Sherman.Copy !req
673. If you'll excuse us,
we have work to do.Copy !req
674. - I want to be there for the questioning.
- Not gonna happen.Copy !req
675. Make sure our guests remain here,
comfortably.Copy !req
676. Yes, sir.Copy !req
677. General, what about the board?Copy !req
678. It's in a chamber which
continuously scrambles the signal.Copy !req
679. There are certain things
I'm not permitted to do...Copy !req
680. because they're considered
human-rights violations.Copy !req
681. Fortunately, you're not human.Copy !req
682. Are we prisoners?Copy !req
683. How did that happen?Copy !req
684. Apparently, they don't want us
interfering with their methods.Copy !req
685. I can't imagine what
they're doing to him.Copy !req
686. - I say he gets what he deserves.
- How can you say that?Copy !req
687. I'm just saying maybe
the general's right about this.Copy !req
688. The guy was about to destroy
the planet. He said so himself.Copy !req
689. It doesn't make sense. He protected me
from the missile. Why would he do that?Copy !req
690. Maybe he thinks you're cute.Copy !req
691. There's more going on.
He said he wasn't the Destroyer.Copy !req
692. Maybe he lied?Copy !req
693. We need to get inside there
and talk to him.Copy !req
694. But under the radar.Copy !req
695. Is there any way
we could get some DVDs...Copy !req
696. or popcorn or something?Copy !req
697. - I'll call it in.
- Great.Copy !req
698. Thank you. Semper fi.Copy !req
699. That's the Marine corps.
We're the Army.Copy !req
700. Right, I know it's the Army.Copy !req
701. Captain Raye. Access granted.Copy !req
702. General.Copy !req
703. Von Doom wants to speak with you.Copy !req
704. You should really be
a little more cooperative.Copy !req
705. Mr. Sherman, let's take a break.Copy !req
706. I know you are there.Copy !req
707. What's your name?Copy !req
708. Come on, you must have a name.Copy !req
709. I'm Susan.Copy !req
710. You said you weren't the one trying
to destroy our world. Then who is?Copy !req
711. - The one I serve.
- Who do you serve?Copy !req
712. I'm trying to help you, but to do that,
you have to tell me the truth.Copy !req
713. Please.Copy !req
714. It is known by many names.
My people called it...Copy !req
715. Galactus...Copy !req
716. the Devourer of Worlds.Copy !req
717. It must feed on energy to survive.Copy !req
718. Both thermal...Copy !req
719. and organic.Copy !req
720. How can you serve this thing?Copy !req
721. Because I must.Copy !req
722. Doesn't it bother you, all the worlds and
innocent people you've helped destroy?Copy !req
723. My service spares my world...Copy !req
724. and the one I love.Copy !req
725. Why did you try to protect me?Copy !req
726. Because...Copy !req
727. you remind me of her.Copy !req
728. Could you stop the Destroyer
if you wanted to?Copy !req
729. It is not I who draws the Destroyer here.
It is the beacon.Copy !req
730. What's the beacon?Copy !req
731. The source of my power.Copy !req
732. Your board?Copy !req
733. Take joy in the last few hours
you have left...Copy !req
734. for he is nearly here.Copy !req
735. Well? I helped deliver
the alien to you, as promised.Copy !req
736. Now it's time to keep
your end of the bargain.Copy !req
737. You can do your tests on the board...Copy !req
738. but under armed guard
and in my presence only.Copy !req
739. Absolutely.Copy !req
740. General Hager. Access granted.Copy !req
741. The board draws it here.Copy !req
742. How do you fight something
that eats planets?Copy !req
743. We have to get to the board
and lead it away from here.Copy !req
744. Well, do you think the general
will go for that?Copy !req
745. He'll have no choice.Copy !req
746. Thank you, general.Copy !req
747. But I'm afraid...Copy !req
748. the truth is...Copy !req
749. sometimes Reed is right.Copy !req
750. What...?Copy !req
751. Hey, you. Come here.Copy !req
752. Let me ask you something.Copy !req
753. Nice.Copy !req
754. Crap.Copy !req
755. Ben!Copy !req
756. Okay, that one hurt.Copy !req
757. - Where's Reed?
- Back here.Copy !req
758. My bad.Copy !req
759. Reed.Copy !req
760. Victor. We've gotta get it back.Copy !req
761. We need to get the Surfer.
He understands its power.Copy !req
762. Even if we break him out of this place,
how are we gonna catch up to Victor?Copy !req
763. Leave that to me.Copy !req
764. - Halt!
- Stay where you are!Copy !req
765. Pal, this is the luckiest day
of your life.Copy !req
766. What the hell is going on?
Where is General Hager?Copy !req
767. He's dead.Copy !req
768. And if we don't get him out of here,
we'll all be.Copy !req
769. Frankie...Copy !req
770. the world is literally at stake here.
You have to trust us.Copy !req
771. Please.Copy !req
772. We need to get to the roof.
It should be here by now.Copy !req
773. What should be here?Copy !req
774. Holy crap!Copy !req
775. Reed.Copy !req
776. This is by far the coolest thing
you have ever done.Copy !req
777. - Hemi?
- Of course.Copy !req
778. Okay, Ben, you get inside.
Johnny, you fly behind us.Copy !req
779. - You gotta let me fly this.
- I'm the best pilot. I should drive.Copy !req
780. - Guys.
- You're lucky if it can carry you.Copy !req
781. - I can fly circles around you.
- Guys!Copy !req
782. - Reed.
- Shut up! And move it!Copy !req
783. I'm driving.Copy !req
784. Flame on!Copy !req
785. Okay. We're now officially enemies
of the United States of America.Copy !req
786. Victor is out there somewhere
with unlimited power.Copy !req
787. And we've got a giant
intergalactic force...Copy !req
788. that's about to destroy our planet in
less than 24 hours. Did I miss anything?Copy !req
789. I've locked on victor's energy trail.
He's headed over Southeast china.Copy !req
790. Hang on.Copy !req
791. Norrin Radd.Copy !req
792. - What?
- I was once called Norrin Radd.Copy !req
793. Norrin, we'll need your help
to save our world.Copy !req
794. Do you understand?Copy !req
795. What the hell was that?Copy !req
796. Victor, the board is drawing the
Destroyer here. You have to give it up.Copy !req
797. You know, I've never
been the giving type, Reed.Copy !req
798. Hold on!Copy !req
799. We're sitting ducks!Copy !req
800. We're gonna have to split up!Copy !req
801. - What?
- This ought to be fun!Copy !req
802. Stay close to me, Sue!Copy !req
803. He's really pissing me off!Copy !req
804. Surf's up, metalhead!Copy !req
805. Victor, only the Surfer can stop the
Destroyer. But he needs his board.Copy !req
806. - Come and get it, Richards.
- Victor.Copy !req
807. Let's all go for a spin!Copy !req
808. Norrin!Copy !req
809. Catch.Copy !req
810. Sue!Copy !req
811. Oh, my God.Copy !req
812. Sue. Sue.Copy !req
813. - Oh, God.
- Johnny, don't touch her!Copy !req
814. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
815. You need to find a way
to get the board.Copy !req
816. - Sue, I...
- Okay.Copy !req
817. He is here.Copy !req
818. Reed?Copy !req
819. Reed.Copy !req
820. Victor's gotta have a pulse emitter
linking him to his board.Copy !req
821. We take it out,
we can separate him from his board.Copy !req
822. He's too strong for me.Copy !req
823. I could whale on him if I get close...Copy !req
824. but he could see me coming
from a mile away.Copy !req
825. It would take all of us.Copy !req
826. Or maybe just one of us.Copy !req
827. We don't know
what it could do to you.Copy !req
828. Let's not make this about me.Copy !req
829. To quote a friend of mine...Copy !req
830. it's clobbering time.Copy !req
831. You ain't going down fighting, kid.Copy !req
832. Not without me.Copy !req
833. You've gotta go.Copy !req
834. Treasure each moment with her.Copy !req
835. And tell her she was right.Copy !req
836. We do have a choice.Copy !req
837. Thought you could use a hand.Copy !req
838. Oh, my God.Copy !req
839. Why isn't it working?Copy !req
840. We were too late.Copy !req
841. I will no longer serve.Copy !req
842. This is the end for us both.Copy !req
843. Hi.Copy !req
844. Hi.Copy !req
845. What did I miss?Copy !req
846. Hey! Hey!Copy !req
847. - He did it.
- Great job, kid.Copy !req
848. Hey, wait. I'm not changing.Copy !req
849. Hey, that's right.Copy !req
850. Great.Copy !req
851. Okay, now you're making
me uncomfortable.Copy !req
852. So I guess this is it.Copy !req
853. We all go our separate ways.Copy !req
854. No.Copy !req
855. - No?
- No.Copy !req
856. - No?
- If not for the team...Copy !req
857. the whole world would be gone.Copy !req
858. We can't run away from our
responsibilities. This is who we are.Copy !req
859. - That's what I've been saying.
- What about having a normal life?Copy !req
860. - A family?
- Who says you have to be normal...Copy !req
861. to have a family?Copy !req
862. So are you up for another media-circus
wedding? Fifth time's a charm.Copy !req
863. No.Copy !req
864. I got a better idea.Copy !req
865. Dearly beloved, we are gathered here
today to join Reed Richards...Copy !req
866. and Sue Storm together in holy...Copy !req
867. matrimony.Copy !req
868. - What is it?
- Venice is sinking into the Adriatic.Copy !req
869. Oh, boy. That's a biggie.Copy !req
870. Could we just skip to the end?Copy !req
871. - Yeah. The love these two share...
- No, the very end.Copy !req
872. Yeah, great. You have the rings?Copy !req
873. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
874. I now pronounce you man and wife,
and you may kiss the bride.Copy !req
875. - Okay. We should get out of here.
- Yeah.Copy !req
876. - Gotta go, hon.
- Okay.Copy !req
877. I have to throw the bouquet.Copy !req
878. Ready?Copy !req
879. Heads up, Johnny.Copy !req
880. Sorry.Copy !req
881. Reflex.Copy !req