1. - Good morning.Copy !req
2. - Jody George, you've been calledCopy !req
3. the bad boy of tennis.Copy !req
4. - No, no, no.
- I fucked your mom.Copy !req
5. - No, no, no.Copy !req
6. No questions, we'll have
time for that later.Copy !req
7. There will be time for questionsCopy !req
8. at the press conference later.Copy !req
9. - You want an exclusive?Copy !req
10. 7:30, my hotel, all right?Copy !req
11. - Why the hostility to the press, Jody?Copy !req
12. - Jody George, you're number one in the world,Copy !req
13. what do you have to say for yourself?Copy !req
14. - Christine Wells, KFAG.Copy !req
15. What do you have to say to your fans?Copy !req
16. You're number one in the world,Copy !req
17. you're number one in the world.Copy !req
18. You're number one in the world.Copy !req
19. What do you have to say, what
do you have to tell your fans?Copy !req
20. - Where the fuck were you
when I was number one?Copy !req
21. I mean I'm number one now,Copy !req
22. where the fuck were you before that?Copy !req
23. All you motherfuckers can suck my dick!Copy !req
24. - Christine Wells, KFAG.Copy !req
25. I've been trying to get
an interview for a year.Copy !req
26. - That's enough, thank you.Copy !req
27. We'll have more questions
later at the press conference.Copy !req
28. - What about those fuckheads, huh?Copy !req
29. - Jody, you cannot talk
to the press like that.Copy !req
30. - Bullshit, man, just like I was saying.Copy !req
31. - Just smile and nod, can you try that?Copy !req
32. Can you do it?Copy !req
33. Smile.Copy !req
34. And then nod.Copy !req
35. And then you don't say anything,Copy !req
36. that's how you do it.Copy !req
37. - Roscoe here was kept chained toCopy !req
38. a furnace in a basement
for two years straightCopy !req
39. and fed nothing but stale white bread.Copy !req
40. Luckily we liberated the poor fellowCopy !req
41. and nursed him back to health.Copy !req
42. I'm positive that we'll be ableCopy !req
43. to find him a good home soon.Copy !req
44. Spike's owner ran him over three timesCopy !req
45. with his sedan as punishment
for shredding a Daconi print.Copy !req
46. He was left for dead in a garbage canCopy !req
47. but we were miraculously
able to save his life.Copy !req
48. And little Siya here was found wanderingCopy !req
49. aimlessly through a neighborhoodCopy !req
50. with no tags or identificationCopy !req
51. but with a horrible
infestation of tapeworms.Copy !req
52. She's responded well to her treatmentCopy !req
53. and we should soon have her
in a new and happy home.Copy !req
54. - How are the mutts this morning, George?Copy !req
55. - They're fine, Mr. Peepers, little Siya'sCopy !req
56. responding well to her tapewormCopy !req
57. medication and anti-diarrhea pills.Copy !req
58. - New tie, George?
- Yes, Mr. Peepers,Copy !req
59. you know the rules.Copy !req
60. This is my desk and you have yourCopy !req
61. space here in the corner.Copy !req
62. - Alright, George.
- Today is April 15th,Copy !req
63. the start of National
Beagle Week and we've gotCopy !req
64. three bouncing beagles to find homes for.Copy !req
65. My, my they sure know how to keepCopy !req
66. a guy on this toes in this place.Copy !req
67. Hello, Urban Dog Placement Center,Copy !req
68. this is George speaking.Copy !req
69. - Hi George, listen to this.Copy !req
70. - Is this your idea of a prank?Copy !req
71. Well I don't think it's very funny.Copy !req
72. That's right, I'm hanging up the phone.Copy !req
73. You heard me, buster, I'm
hanging up the phone now.Copy !req
74. Darn it, Mr. Peepers, this
world is full of barbarians.Copy !req
75. - Yes it is, George,Copy !req
76. by the way have you seen my tick spray?Copy !req
77. - The new issue of M Magazine has someCopy !req
78. backstage photos from fashion week.Copy !req
79. Oh my God, here I am.Copy !req
80. Here I am.Copy !req
81. I'm in the new issue of M.Copy !req
82. - Where?Copy !req
83. I don't believe you.
- Here,Copy !req
84. I'm right here standing next to Rhonda.Copy !req
85. That 13 year old model.Copy !req
86. - I don't see you.
- Here I am, J, that's my arm.Copy !req
87. How about that, J, I'm
in the new issue of M.Copy !req
88. - Get real, Sophie.Copy !req
89. - That's my arm in the magazine, J.Copy !req
90. You're just jealous because you'veCopy !req
91. never made the paparazzi page
in any of these magazines.Copy !req
92. Here I am again, this time The Scene.Copy !req
93. - Where?Copy !req
94. - Here this photo of the Vice Ridge Ball.Copy !req
95. I'm in the back corner.Copy !req
96. - That's not you.Copy !req
97. Even if it is who cares,
that photo is microscopicCopy !req
98. and your back seems to be turned.Copy !req
99. - That is me, J, here
take a look through this.Copy !req
100. - Okay, Sophie, you're right.Copy !req
101. That is you.Copy !req
102. The dandruff should
have been the giveaway.Copy !req
103. - Well J, we've got a big day ahead of us.Copy !req
104. We've got to come up with a productionCopy !req
105. schedule for my new line of clothing.Copy !req
106. We're also shooting that music videoCopy !req
107. with all of those models
and on top of thatCopy !req
108. we've got to get my taxes done.Copy !req
109. It is April 15th today.Copy !req
110. J, where are my lung pills?Copy !req
111. - I don't know, where'd you put them last?Copy !req
112. - Listen J, you are my assistant.Copy !req
113. You are supposed to keep
track of these things.Copy !req
114. Now find me that bottle of lung pillsCopy !req
115. while I take care of
this unfinished business.Copy !req
116. - Where we going?Copy !req
117. - I'm taking you to a new hotel.Copy !req
118. That last one was crawling
with too much press scum.Copy !req
119. - Hey when does Jody George
get a few days off, huh?Copy !req
120. - Don't hold your breath.Copy !req
121. You've got an exhibition
match the day after tomorrow.Copy !req
122. - Man, can't Jody George skip it?Copy !req
123. Can we let him skip it?Copy !req
124. - No, no, no.Copy !req
125. There's $150k guaranteed and
I've already cashed the check.Copy !req
126. After the match it's off
to Florida for a weekCopy !req
127. of conditioning then to
Paris for the tournament.Copy !req
128. - Paris.Copy !req
129. Jody George hates the fucking French.Copy !req
130. Their tournament sucks fucking pig ass.Copy !req
131. You know it does.Copy !req
132. What's my guarantee there?Copy !req
133. - 350.Copy !req
134. - $350,000?
- Yeah.Copy !req
135. - Fuck that, Jody George wants more.Copy !req
136. You know goddamn well the frogsCopy !req
137. are paying Mac what, $350k 10 years agoCopy !req
138. when he was number two in the world.Copy !req
139. Fuck that lame French shit.Copy !req
140. - We made that agreement with the FrenchCopy !req
141. at the beginning of the seasonCopy !req
142. when you were ranked
number six in the world.Copy !req
143. It's too late to renegotiate.Copy !req
144. - Fuck that, Jody George wants more.Copy !req
145. They don't increase that guarantee I'llCopy !req
146. call in sick and fuck
their whole tournament.Copy !req
147. - You can't do that.Copy !req
148. - Why not?Copy !req
149. - Because I already promised our sponsorsCopy !req
150. that you will play the tournament.Copy !req
151. - Why not?Copy !req
152. - I just told you why not.Copy !req
153. - Fuck.Copy !req
154. Fuck!Copy !req
155. - Do you have a phone I
could use by any chance?Copy !req
156. - It's out of order.Copy !req
157. - What is this stuff, J?Copy !req
158. - It's your business
cards from the printers.Copy !req
159. - Fabulous, fabulous.Copy !req
160. Now let's make sure they didn't
short us, I ordered 100,000.Copy !req
161. Let me see one while you're at it.Copy !req
162. Oh my God, they fucked up.Copy !req
163. "It's All About Sopie,"
it's supposed to be Sophie.Copy !req
164. S-O-P-H-I-E.Copy !req
165. Sophie.Copy !req
166. Not Sopie.Copy !req
167. J, what are you laughing
at this card makesCopy !req
168. absolutely no sense, it's horrible.Copy !req
169. - Well we'll just have to send themCopy !req
170. back to the printers and
have them all reprinted.Copy !req
171. - What are you talking
about, are you cuckoo?Copy !req
172. We have no time for that.Copy !req
173. Here I want you to fix them.Copy !req
174. - There's 100,000, Sophie.Copy !req
175. - Well get to work then, J, I
want the job completed ASAP.Copy !req
176. I've got clients on my
list to give that card to.Copy !req
177. It's my identify.Copy !req
178. Now chop chop.Copy !req
179. - Me!Copy !req
180. - What is it, George?
- Mr. Peepers,Copy !req
181. we've just found a home
for one of our beagles!Copy !req
182. - Whoopee, is it time for lunch yet?Copy !req
183. - Remember that nice elderly womanCopy !req
184. who came in here a couple of days ago?Copy !req
185. - You mean that smelly old bat?Copy !req
186. - Mr. Peepers, you're not being very nice.Copy !req
187. - No, George, I'm not being very nice.Copy !req
188. - Well, she just called to sayCopy !req
189. she was interested in
adopting one of our beagles.Copy !req
190. - That, George, is a new twist.Copy !req
191. An owner who smells
worse than her new pooch.Copy !req
192. Good show.Copy !req
193. - Hello, Urban Dog Placement Center.Copy !req
194. This is George speaking.Copy !req
195. - Hi George, I got a puppy from youCopy !req
196. the other day and it's
pissing all over my quilt.Copy !req
197. I think you gave me a defective dog.Copy !req
198. - Now please, calm down.Copy !req
199. - Calm down?Copy !req
200. You want me to calm downCopy !req
201. when I have piss all over my fancy quilt?Copy !req
202. I'm gonna sue you for the damage.Copy !req
203. That damn puppy ruined some valuableCopy !req
204. museum quality quilts.Copy !req
205. - Isn't she lovely?Copy !req
206. - Who is she?Copy !req
207. - What are you talking about, J?Copy !req
208. It's me, Sophie, it's my headshot.Copy !req
209. - This is not you, you
are dreaming Sophie.Copy !req
210. - Yes it is me, J, I am this beautiful.Copy !req
211. Of course it was scanned
through a computerCopy !req
212. but that's besides the point.Copy !req
213. Now I want you to shut up becauseCopy !req
214. I have an important phone call to make.Copy !req
215. Hello, this is Sophie.Copy !req
216. I'd like to speak to Lenny.Copy !req
217. Yes, Sophie.Copy !req
218. S-O-P-H-I-E.Copy !req
219. No there is no last
name, it's just Sophie.Copy !req
220. Listen, does Madonna need a last name?Copy !req
221. Does Cher need a last name?Copy !req
222. Do you get my drift?Copy !req
223. Thank you.Copy !req
224. Hi Lenny, I just got my headshots today.Copy !req
225. They look great.Copy !req
226. Listen I'll do any type of film work.Copy !req
227. Comedy, action, drama.Copy !req
228. But Lenny, no arty
independent pet projects.Copy !req
229. Okay?Copy !req
230. Great.Copy !req
231. Call me when you have
some leads on auditions.Copy !req
232. Alright, bye Lenny.Copy !req
233. - What was that about?Copy !req
234. - That, J, was the one and only Lenny Bernstein.Copy !req
235. - Lenny Bernstein?Copy !req
236. The Lenny Bernstein?Copy !req
237. - I swear, J, you are so ignorant.Copy !req
238. Lenny Bernstein is one of the mostCopy !req
239. powerful casting agents in Hollywood.Copy !req
240. He's the guy who invented
the term, "Brat Pack."Copy !req
241. And he's handling my acting career.Copy !req
242. - Your acting career?Copy !req
243. - Let's move on, J, let's move on.Copy !req
244. We've got so much to
do and so little time.Copy !req
245. Now tell me what's happening with my line.Copy !req
246. - Line?Copy !req
247. - The fashion line, J, the fashion line.Copy !req
248. Get me a model and give me a presentationCopy !req
249. in 15 minutes, chop chop.Copy !req
250. - Our ambassador suite representsCopy !req
251. the height of luxury and opulence.Copy !req
252. Equipped with six
telephones, private voicemailCopy !req
253. and email with personal security code.Copy !req
254. Fax and copier, three
televisions wired to satelliteCopy !req
255. and 356 channels of
international entertainment.Copy !req
256. Our ambassador suite has been designedCopy !req
257. to provide the discerning dignitaryCopy !req
258. with the utmost in sophistication.Copy !req
259. - Well here we are gentleman.Copy !req
260. - So this is it, huh?Copy !req
261. - Yes sir, Mr. George.Copy !req
262. Our last guest was Tatiana Grant.Copy !req
263. She had a fabulous time here.Copy !req
264. - Well I'm glad and I
hope the cleaning crewCopy !req
265. did a good job because I don't want toCopy !req
266. find any of her pussy
hairs on my toilet seat!Copy !req
267. - Yes sir,Copy !req
268. I'm sure you'll find your
toilet seat spotless.Copy !req
269. - Oh.Copy !req
270. Hey you know what, Jody
George has something for you.Copy !req
271. - Well thank you sir.Copy !req
272. - This ball someday my
little Addy is gonna beCopy !req
273. worth a lot of money so don't you letCopy !req
274. your dog chew it the fuck up.Copy !req
275. - Yes sir.Copy !req
276. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
277. - Get the fuck out of here!Copy !req
278. - Hello, Urban Dog Placement Center.Copy !req
279. This is George speaking.Copy !req
280. - Hello, George.Copy !req
281. I have this problem with my dog.Copy !req
282. - Okay, well maybe I can help you.Copy !req
283. - Well, see I have this Great DaneCopy !req
284. and usually he's really well behaved.Copy !req
285. But every time I make love to himCopy !req
286. he starts acting really weird.Copy !req
287. - Is this a crank call?Copy !req
288. - George, my man, I love to
fuck my Great Dane's ass.Copy !req
289. - He does my dog, man.Copy !req
290. - Listen here, fella.Copy !req
291. I don't have time for
your monkey business.Copy !req
292. Now goodbye.Copy !req
293. - And who was that?Copy !req
294. - Darn it, Mr. Peepers, that was anotherCopy !req
295. one of those stupid crank calls.Copy !req
296. They're beginning to drive me crazy.Copy !req
297. - Now, now, George don't let them get to you.Copy !req
298. Remember my motto.Copy !req
299. Fuck 'em all.Copy !req
300. - Fuck 'em all.Copy !req
301. That's an interesting thought.Copy !req
302. Fuck 'em all.Copy !req
303. - Jody George would fuck that pussy.Copy !req
304. Fucking Jody George would
fuck that momma too!Copy !req
305. - Kiss my boot, lick that.Copy !req
306. That's lovely, thank
you, thank you so much.Copy !req
307. - Aw yeah, fucking suck
my big athletic cockCopy !req
308. you fucking skeezy ho.Copy !req
309. Yeah!Copy !req
310. Oh shit.Copy !req
311. Fucking big butt Italian
ass whopper, there she go.Copy !req
312. There she go, there she go
'cause she Jody George ho.Copy !req
313. Oh yeah.Copy !req
314. - What's your name, honey?Copy !req
315. - Turquoise.Copy !req
316. - What agency are you with?Copy !req
317. - I'm with Downtown Agency.Copy !req
318. - Have you worked in Europe?Copy !req
319. - Was I supposed to?Copy !req
320. - Well Turquoise, that will be enough.Copy !req
321. You may go now.Copy !req
322. - Thank you.Copy !req
323. - Sophie, I don't know
if it was my imaginationCopy !req
324. but was that boy giving us shade?Copy !req
325. - You know something J,
I think you're right.Copy !req
326. Definite shade.Copy !req
327. Tear up his file, I never wanna
see his face in here again.Copy !req
328. - Me neither, God I hate
stuck up model pussy.Copy !req
329. - You know something, J?Copy !req
330. I wanna call this new line
"Femanatomy" by Sophie.Copy !req
331. What do you think?Copy !req
332. - You know, Sophie, I really
don't like this collection.Copy !req
333. - J, I'm thinking about
selling the collectionCopy !req
334. in art galleries, maybe unveiling it whenCopy !req
335. my painting show opens next month.Copy !req
336. - Don't you think tiny T-shirts
have been done to death?Copy !req
337. - J, my line is completely original.Copy !req
338. Completely new.Copy !req
339. It even has a political edge.Copy !req
340. - Sorry to burst your
bubble but tiny T-shirtsCopy !req
341. were out four seasons ago.Copy !req
342. - J, this is a groundbreaking collection.Copy !req
343. If you cannot recognize that thenCopy !req
344. you must be a retard.Copy !req
345. - Yes, hello it's Sophie.Copy !req
346. Yes hold on a moment please.Copy !req
347. It's your uncle Lenny the casting agent.Copy !req
348. - Hello, Lenny.Copy !req
349. Yes.Copy !req
350. Oh my God, Lenny, that's fabulous.Copy !req
351. Fabulous.Copy !req
352. Okay.Copy !req
353. Bye.Copy !req
354. - What was that about?Copy !req
355. - Lenny got me an audition.Copy !req
356. It's for the female lead in
the film version of "Cats".Copy !req
357. Ha, this is so wonderful.Copy !req
358. Now where's that phone?Copy !req
359. I've got to call my
acting coach and scheduleCopy !req
360. a refresher session ASAP
but first, some marijuana.Copy !req
361. What is that stuff, J?Copy !req
362. - It's from a black and
white lab, it must beCopy !req
363. the prints from yesterdays photoshoot.Copy !req
364. - You know something, J, I have a reallyCopy !req
365. good feeling about these shots.Copy !req
366. I was on a roll yesterday.Copy !req
367. - You were possessed, Sophie.Copy !req
368. - J, if these shots are
good we've got that account.Copy !req
369. I tell you I'm a natural
at this photography thing.Copy !req
370. I've got a great eye and a great senseCopy !req
371. of composition if I do say so myself.Copy !req
372. - Enough already, let's see some shots.Copy !req
373. - Please God let these shots be okay.Copy !req
374. - Well?Copy !req
375. How do they look?Copy !req
376. - I don't know what happened.Copy !req
377. I don't know what happened.Copy !req
378. - I do.Copy !req
379. You fucked up.Copy !req
380. - J.Copy !req
381. I never fuck up.Copy !req
382. I am a professional photographer.Copy !req
383. I graduated from the Rhode
Island School of Design.Copy !req
384. RISD.Copy !req
385. This must have been a
mechanical failure of some sort.Copy !req
386. What about x-rays?Copy !req
387. - What?Copy !req
388. - That's the only reason I can think ofCopy !req
389. why these shots did not turn out.Copy !req
390. Someone is beaming x-rays into our studio.Copy !req
391. Those goddamn x-rays are gonna
be the death of my company.Copy !req
392. Now listen, J, I want you to get meCopy !req
393. some estimates on lead lining this place.Copy !req
394. And while you're at it get someoneCopy !req
395. in here with a Geiger counter to checkCopy !req
396. for stray radiation.Copy !req
397. - George, you want a squid ringCopy !req
398. with gravy sauce?Copy !req
399. - Mr. Peepers, there are alternativesCopy !req
400. to those squid rings of yours.Copy !req
401. Take my sandwich for instance.Copy !req
402. Organic vegetables grown by independentCopy !req
403. subsistence farmers who are
not destroying our rainforests.Copy !req
404. - Oh, George.Copy !req
405. Stop already with your eco-speak.Copy !req
406. You wanna know something?Copy !req
407. There really is no substitute
for a delicious squid ring.Copy !req
408. Very yummy.Copy !req
409. - Mr. Peepers, you're terrible.Copy !req
410. Absolutely terrible.Copy !req
411. Why I've been boycotting
your squid restaurant chainCopy !req
412. for two years now, that
company is destroyingCopy !req
413. our Mother Earth.Copy !req
414. And they don't even earmark any of theirCopy !req
415. profits for community service.Copy !req
416. - George, I'm gonna split.Copy !req
417. I'll see you later.Copy !req
418. - Hello, how can I help you?Copy !req
419. I'm George.Copy !req
420. - Hello George, I'm Sabrina.Copy !req
421. Sabrina Mayflower.Copy !req
422. I hope I'm in the right place,Copy !req
423. I'm looking for a new pet doggy.Copy !req
424. Bow wow.Copy !req
425. - Yes Sabrina, you've
come to the right placeCopy !req
426. but I'm gonna have to ask you
to extinguish that cigarette.Copy !req
427. This is a no smoking doggy zone.Copy !req
428. - Why of course, darling.Copy !req
429. There, now can you help
me find a new pet doggy?Copy !req
430. - Yes, Sabrina, you've come toCopy !req
431. the right place if you're
looking to adopt a pup.Copy !req
432. - Fabulous, fabulous.Copy !req
433. Do you carry Rottweilers?Copy !req
434. Those dogs are so sexy.Copy !req
435. Or maybe an Afghan.Copy !req
436. You know, something trendy and glamorous?Copy !req
437. I've tried all the pet
shops in the area, George.Copy !req
438. But I'm glad I came here, it's so funky.Copy !req
439. And I do love funky things.Copy !req
440. - Well...Copy !req
441. - Oh, do you like it?Copy !req
442. There's nothing like the real thing.Copy !req
443. - The real thing?Copy !req
444. - Why of course, darling, I wouldn't beCopy !req
445. caught dead in one of
those imitation minx.Copy !req
446. Imitation is so tacky and classless.Copy !req
447. But real fur makes me feel
like the real woman that I am.Copy !req
448. - Miss Mayflower, I find your coatCopy !req
449. to be absolutely repulsive.Copy !req
450. Real fur is for real fools.Copy !req
451. Are you happy that some helpless animalsCopy !req
452. were killed in order to adorn your body?Copy !req
453. And then you have the nerve to come inCopy !req
454. to my office in order to adopt a pup.Copy !req
455. Lady, I am in the business of tryingCopy !req
456. to save animals lives while you clearlyCopy !req
457. are more interested in
destroying our furry friendsCopy !req
458. in order to accessorize yourself.Copy !req
459. I'm sorry if I'm being rudeCopy !req
460. but I'm going to have to
ask you to leave at once.Copy !req
461. - My God, you're one of those
pathetic animal rights freaks.Copy !req
462. - Yes I am!Copy !req
463. Now get out of here!Copy !req
464. Get out, you bitch!Copy !req
465. - The fuck you want?Copy !req
466. - Room service.Copy !req
467. - Maria sopapilla, what's up?Copy !req
468. What do you got for me?Copy !req
469. - It's your meal, Mr. George.Copy !req
470. Compliments of the management.Copy !req
471. - Well I hope dessert is included.Copy !req
472. - I don't know, let me check.Copy !req
473. - 'Cause I would love a piece of pieCopy !req
474. or maybe a little cherry in my mouth.Copy !req
475. Or fuck your pussy with my tongue.Copy !req
476. Pussy with my tongue.Copy !req
477. Fuck your pussy with my...Copy !req
478. I'll pay you $500.Copy !req
479. - How about $1,000?Copy !req
480. - You drive a hard bargain, girlie.Copy !req
481. - It will be worth it, Mr. George.Copy !req
482. - My dismal life has no meaning.Copy !req
483. Soon I will end this wretched existenceCopy !req
484. and shrug off the mortal coil.Copy !req
485. Misery is my sole companion so letCopy !req
486. the curtains fall where they may.Copy !req
487. Well coach, how was that?Copy !req
488. - Try it again, Sophie, but this timeCopy !req
489. try to really connect
with your character'sCopy !req
490. personal torment and inner demons.Copy !req
491. - Okay.Copy !req
492. Here we go.Copy !req
493. My dismal life has no meaning.Copy !req
494. Soon I will end this wretched existenceCopy !req
495. and shrug off the mortal coil.Copy !req
496. Misery is my sole companion.Copy !req
497. So let the curtains fall where they may.Copy !req
498. - Stop!Copy !req
499. What are you doing?Copy !req
500. - I'm acting.Copy !req
501. - But why must you speak
in such a monotone?Copy !req
502. - I don't speak in a monotone.Copy !req
503. - Yes you do.Copy !req
504. - Well you're the professional actor,Copy !req
505. whatever you say must be right.Copy !req
506. - Let's just try it again and this time,Copy !req
507. slow down and concentrate
on your breathing.Copy !req
508. - What about the method?Copy !req
509. Can you teach me the method?Copy !req
510. - You are not ready for the method.Copy !req
511. - Okay, let me try again.Copy !req
512. Hey coach, how's my presence?Copy !req
513. - Your presence is
fine, just try it again.Copy !req
514. - Okay.Copy !req
515. My dismal life has no meaning.Copy !req
516. Soon I will end this wretched existenceCopy !req
517. and shrug off the mortal coil.Copy !req
518. Soon I will end this wretched existenceCopy !req
519. and shrug off the mortal coil.Copy !req
520. Misery is my sole companion.Copy !req
521. So let the curtains fall where they may.Copy !req
522. - That was fine, Sophie.Copy !req
523. Just fine.Copy !req
524. But let's wrap it up for today, shall we?Copy !req
525. And I'll see you tomorrow but please,Copy !req
526. please try to remember
what we went over today.Copy !req
527. And I have some reading for you.Copy !req
528. - Thanks, coach.Copy !req
529. You know something, coach?Copy !req
530. On that last try I really felt something.Copy !req
531. I was focused.Copy !req
532. I was free.Copy !req
533. You know something I think I'm gettingCopy !req
534. the hang of this acting thing.Copy !req
535. Bye, coach.Copy !req
536. - Jody, look at this headline.Copy !req
537. This paper is on every news stand in town.Copy !req
538. - It's a fucking French
newspaper, who the fuck...Copy !req
539. Hey wanna know something?Copy !req
540. You wanna know something important?Copy !req
541. I just got my self importantly
laid by a sweet fucking-Copy !req
542. - Jody, read the headline!Copy !req
543. - Jody George is God, what does that even-Copy !req
544. - It says Jody George is gay.Copy !req
545. - How the fuck could anyone thinkCopy !req
546. that Jody George is gay?Copy !req
547. Look at me!Copy !req
548. Jody George is not gay!Copy !req
549. Alright this is what you're gonna do,Copy !req
550. you're gonna call my publicist,Copy !req
551. you get this fucking piece of shitCopy !req
552. frog ass headline changed.Copy !req
553. - No, it's too late.Copy !req
554. - What the fuck do you mean it's too late?Copy !req
555. Jody George is not gay.Copy !req
556. That's a lie.Copy !req
557. Change the headline!Copy !req
558. What the fuck else this newspaper say?Copy !req
559. - Well.
- Come on, read it.Copy !req
560. Let me guess.Copy !req
561. Jody George fucks his mom.Copy !req
562. Jody George screws his pooch.Copy !req
563. Shit!Copy !req
564. - Well it says that you
were spotted at a gay barCopy !req
565. with Pierre Le Champoux and that you twoCopy !req
566. were seen holding hands, sipping champagneCopy !req
567. from the same glass and kissing.Copy !req
568. - Pierre le Champoux?Copy !req
569. - Yeah.Copy !req
570. - Pierre le Champoux?
- Yeah.Copy !req
571. - The guy's a fucking second rate hack.Copy !req
572. I beat him six one, six
one, six four in thatCopy !req
573. stupid ass Monte Carlo tournamentCopy !req
574. I didn't even want to go to.Copy !req
575. God.Copy !req
576. That bastard hasn't even
fucking cracked the top 20.Copy !req
577. - Well that may not be but this paperCopy !req
578. says that he is openly gay.Copy !req
579. - What the fuck, who cares?Copy !req
580. I beat him in under 70 minutes.Copy !req
581. Alright, alright, alright.Copy !req
582. I beat him and maybe I took him outCopy !req
583. for a couple of fucking drinks.Copy !req
584. How am I supposed to know he's gay?Copy !req
585. - Well apparently there were quite a fewCopy !req
586. witnesses to your little date includingCopy !req
587. a bartender and a couple of off duty copsCopy !req
588. who said that you and Pierre Le ChampouxCopy !req
589. were carrying on like
a couple of lovebirds.Copy !req
590. - What the fuck is going on?Copy !req
591. What the fuck is going on!Copy !req
592. - Calm down.Copy !req
593. I will take care of everything.Copy !req
594. - It's not fair.Copy !req
595. You know what I'm saying?Copy !req
596. It's just not fair I've
worked my whole lifeCopy !req
597. to be number one and now everyoneCopy !req
598. wants to write that Jody George is someCopy !req
599. kind of fucking fruit
bat, well I'm number one.Copy !req
600. That's what they should write about.Copy !req
601. Oh wait a minute, wait a
minute, hold on a second now.Copy !req
602. Listen to me.Copy !req
603. Jody George wants you to
know something alright?Copy !req
604. Jody George is not a homosexual.Copy !req
605. Comprende?Copy !req
606. - Yes, Jody.Copy !req
607. - Alright because Jody
George likes pussy, alright?Copy !req
608. Jody George likes fucking pussy,Copy !req
609. grab it, flip it, rub it down, oh no.Copy !req
610. - Yeah, I understand.Copy !req
611. I understand.Copy !req
612. - Good, then you fucking
take care of this shitCopy !req
613. and clear my name.Copy !req
614. My family finds out they'll shit.Copy !req
615. So work it!Copy !req
616. - Where are my tax accountants?Copy !req
617. Greenberg and Greenberg.Copy !req
618. The best that money can buy.Copy !req
619. Where are they?Copy !req
620. I hate this time of year.Copy !req
621. J, see who that is.Copy !req
622. It had better be Greenberg and Greenberg.Copy !req
623. Damnit, I thought it was my tax guys.Copy !req
624. Hey, I didn't order any
Chinese takeout today.Copy !req
625. You boys must have the wrong address.Copy !req
626. - Sophie, this is Greenberg and Greenberg.Copy !req
627. - Hi, I'm Greenberg and this is Greenberg.Copy !req
628. - Oops.Copy !req
629. - George, relax, you did the right thing.Copy !req
630. - Oh I don't know, Mr. Peepers.Copy !req
631. I feel like such a meanie.Copy !req
632. I had no right to speak
to that woman like that.Copy !req
633. - George you are suffering from an unhealthyCopy !req
634. case of liberal guilt.Copy !req
635. - What do you mean?Copy !req
636. - You know, liberal guilt.Copy !req
637. The plague that's ravaging our population.Copy !req
638. It's reducing us to a pack of
spineless, whimpering fools.Copy !req
639. Enough with your guilt-ridden blubbering.Copy !req
640. That stupid lady was
getting on your nerves,Copy !req
641. so you called her a bitch
and you kicked her out.Copy !req
642. - But I could have been more tactful.Copy !req
643. - Fuck tact.Copy !req
644. - My, my Mr. Peepers, such language.Copy !req
645. - Here, George.Copy !req
646. Have a drink.Copy !req
647. - Mr. Peepers, what have I toldCopy !req
648. you about drinking at the workplace?Copy !req
649. It's against the rules.Copy !req
650. - Whoops George, how right you are.Copy !req
651. So sorry.Copy !req
652. So sorry.Copy !req
653. - Ms. Sophie, what should we putCopy !req
654. down your occupation as?Copy !req
655. - Well, Greenberg number one, I amCopy !req
656. first and foremost a video artist.Copy !req
657. And a fashion designer.Copy !req
658. And a painter.Copy !req
659. Oh, actress.Copy !req
660. Photographer.Copy !req
661. Producer.Copy !req
662. Art director.Copy !req
663. Image consultant.Copy !req
664. Hey, J, did I leave anything out?Copy !req
665. - No, Sophie, I think
that about covers it.Copy !req
666. - Oh, shut up J.Copy !req
667. He's just jealous of my raw talent.Copy !req
668. Just ignore him.Copy !req
669. Oh put down that I'm also a playwright.Copy !req
670. And a performance artist.Copy !req
671. And a-Copy !req
672. - How the fuck could anyone thinkCopy !req
673. that Jody George is a homosexual?Copy !req
674. Jody George is not a homosexualCopy !req
675. and it's not fucking fair becauseCopy !req
676. you know I worked all my life.Copy !req
677. I worked all my life to become number one.Copy !req
678. And now that I am number one,Copy !req
679. all they wanna say's Jody
George is a freakin' flamer.Copy !req
680. And I swear to God I
catch that motherfuckerCopy !req
681. that told fuckin' lie I'll fuckin'Copy !req
682. lop off his motherfuckin' balls.Copy !req
683. Non call screening fucking cheap ass.Copy !req
684. Hello?Copy !req
685. - Hello, is this Jody George?
- Yeah, this is Jody George.Copy !req
686. - Jody, my boy.Copy !req
687. This is Harrison.Copy !req
688. Harrison Sterling.Copy !req
689. - Hey, Harrison what's up?Copy !req
690. I'm sure you heard and
I'll tell you again,Copy !req
691. Jody George is fucking
number one in the globe!Copy !req
692. Jody George is number one
on the face of the Earth.Copy !req
693. Numero uno fucking I am fucking it.Copy !req
694. - Yes, I heard.Copy !req
695. - Hey, you know I'm going to giveCopy !req
696. your shoe company a lot of
bang for the buck, right?Copy !req
697. I mean I'm number one in the world.Copy !req
698. I wanna renegotiate my contract,Copy !req
699. you know with my number one rankingCopy !req
700. you can sell a shitload of shoes,Copy !req
701. more than you've ever sold before.Copy !req
702. - Jody, what's all this fag business?Copy !req
703. - Look, it's some French
gossip newspaper thing, okay?Copy !req
704. It's nothing to get
bent out of shape about.Copy !req
705. - Jody are you gay?Copy !req
706. - Hey, hey hold on here.Copy !req
707. Alright listen, Jody
George is not a homosexual.Copy !req
708. I don't know what happened butCopy !req
709. this whole thing's gonna blow over.Copy !req
710. - Well for your sake let's hope it does.Copy !req
711. Let's hope it does.Copy !req
712. We're going to lose a lot of businessCopy !req
713. if the public thinks that you're a fag.Copy !req
714. And they're not going to buy any shoesCopy !req
715. if they think you're some
kind of goddamn flaming queen.Copy !req
716. - Listen to me alright, please Harrison.Copy !req
717. Jody George is not a queer.Copy !req
718. I don't know what happened
with the press, okay,Copy !req
719. I don't know.Copy !req
720. I'm not a scientist.Copy !req
721. - If this situation isn't resolved soon,Copy !req
722. you're going to find your
ass floating in spaceCopy !req
723. with no sponsorship whatsoever.Copy !req
724. - Harrison, please relax.Copy !req
725. Everything is gonna be under control.Copy !req
726. - It had better be, Jody.Copy !req
727. I'll be in touch.Copy !req
728. - Yeah.Copy !req
729. Hello?Copy !req
730. - What are you talking about,Copy !req
731. Greenberg and Greenberg?Copy !req
732. How can you charge me $7,000
for my lousy tax preparation?Copy !req
733. - Well Ms. Sophie there was a lot of paperwork.Copy !req
734. Because of your 27 different occupations.Copy !req
735. - So that's the price I have to payCopy !req
736. for being a Renaissance woman.Copy !req
737. So I owe you boys $7,000.Copy !req
738. - Yes.Copy !req
739. - Will you take a check?Copy !req
740. - Yes.Copy !req
741. - Okay, you'll get your money.Copy !req
742. Would you like some?Copy !req
743. Well let's make it $6,000 that I owe youCopy !req
744. and then I'll get you stoned.Copy !req
745. - Okay.Copy !req
746. - Have you ever tried this stuff?Copy !req
747. - I had some once at my
cousin Morty's bar mitzvah.Copy !req
748. - Mmmm.Copy !req
749. - Oh hey.Copy !req
750. - You dopey Jew, you're as
clumsy as a Siberian ox.Copy !req
751. Where's J?Copy !req
752. J, J, J!Copy !req
753. J, alert, alert, we
have a bong water spill.Copy !req
754. I repeat, J, we have a bong water spill.Copy !req
755. I think you Greenberg
fellas had better get going.Copy !req
756. - What about our money?Copy !req
757. - The check is in the mail.Copy !req
758. Now scram.Copy !req
759. Chop chop.Copy !req
760. J.Copy !req
761. J, I need you here.Copy !req
762. J, I have bong water down here.Copy !req
763. Emergency, J!Copy !req
764. We have a bong water spill.Copy !req
765. J, I need you here now.Copy !req
766. Over!Copy !req
767. J, where are you?Copy !req
768. J!Copy !req
769. - Jody, Jody George you look like shit.Copy !req
770. Like shit.Copy !req
771. - Rio De Janeiro.Copy !req
772. Jody George, behind two games to oneCopy !req
773. in a quarterfinal match,Copy !req
774. punches out a 10-year-old ballboyCopy !req
775. who inadvertently coughsCopy !req
776. during a crucial service point.Copy !req
777. The ballboy is hospitalized
with a concussionCopy !req
778. and Jody George is ejected
from the tournament.Copy !req
779. Jody George settles out
of court with the ballboyCopy !req
780. and his family.Copy !req
781. Australian Open.Copy !req
782. During a pre-game warm-up,Copy !req
783. Jody George kicks a stray dogCopy !req
784. that has wandered onto
the center court area.Copy !req
785. He is fined $10,000 but goes
on to win the tournament.Copy !req
786. Frankfurt.Copy !req
787. Jody George places second in a tournamentCopy !req
788. and during a nationally
televised live interview,Copy !req
789. he calls Germany "A country fullCopy !req
790. of Nazis, goons, and pussy-boys."Copy !req
791. He is fined $25,000 by the
International Tennis AssociationCopy !req
792. and put on two weeks probation.Copy !req
793. During an interview the next
day, he calls the presidentCopy !req
794. of the ITA "A crater-faced jewboy."Copy !req
795. Jody George is fined
an additional $10,000.Copy !req
796. - Boca Raton.Copy !req
797. Jody George stops play in
the men's singles finalsCopy !req
798. when his poet chimpanzee,
Bubba, is not givenCopy !req
799. a front-court seat at the tennis area.Copy !req
800. Jody George resumes play onlyCopy !req
801. after the tournament directorCopy !req
802. makes a public apology to BubbaCopy !req
803. and promises to take the chimpCopy !req
804. out "for a night on the town."Copy !req
805. Jody George goes on to win the match,Copy !req
806. six-one, six-one, six-0.Copy !req
807. - My, my, my Mr. Peepers.Copy !req
808. Where is that fellow?Copy !req
809. Mr. Peepers!Copy !req
810. He really should be more carefulCopy !req
811. about where he deposits his mess.Copy !req
812. Oh my gosh.Copy !req
813. This is not a very pleasant situation.Copy !req
814. Pieces everywhere, pieces everywhere.Copy !req
815. - Having fun, George?Copy !req
816. - Now look here, Mr. Peepers.Copy !req
817. I'm upset with you.Copy !req
818. Will you look at this mess on my desk?Copy !req
819. What has gotten into you?Copy !req
820. - Look at me, George.Copy !req
821. I'm a dog.Copy !req
822. Shit happens.Copy !req
823. - Well next time use your
litterbox or go outside.Copy !req
824. - George, your phone is ringing.Copy !req
825. - Hello, Urban Dog Placement Center.Copy !req
826. This is George speaking.Copy !req
827. How can I help you?Copy !req
828. - George?Copy !req
829. - Mom?Copy !req
830. - Why'd I call you anyway?Copy !req
831. Oh yes I wanted to invite
you for dinner tonight.Copy !req
832. You aren't doing anything are you?Copy !req
833. I miss you here so
much, don't you thought?Copy !req
834. - Oh, mom.Copy !req
835. - I'm making your favorite,Copy !req
836. meatloaf with brown gravy and
those little candy carrots.Copy !req
837. They cost an arm and
a leg, not the season.Copy !req
838. Not the season those carrots,
but Readers Digest saysCopy !req
839. you have to treat yourself
every once in a while.Copy !req
840. - Mom, you know I don't eat meat.Copy !req
841. I haven't eaten meat in three years.Copy !req
842. - Oh that's right, you're a vegeterrier.Copy !req
843. - Vegetarian.Copy !req
844. - Vegeterrier.Copy !req
845. - Listen, Mom, I really should be going.Copy !req
846. There's been an emergency here.Copy !req
847. - George, I really worry about youCopy !req
848. sitting along all day in that dog office.Copy !req
849. And you're probably overworked, right?Copy !req
850. - Oh you know it's not
as bad as you think, Mom.Copy !req
851. I actually sort of enjoy
being here all by myself.Copy !req
852. - I just worry George.Copy !req
853. It isn't good for a human to
be all alone for so many hours.Copy !req
854. It doesn't sound natural, it justCopy !req
855. doesn't sound natural at all.Copy !req
856. - Oh, don't worry about me, Mom.Copy !req
857. - Fucking good am I?Copy !req
858. Fucking, yeah, fucking.Copy !req
859. Fucking, yeah?Copy !req
860. Oh yeah?Copy !req
861. Yeah, I fucking suck.Copy !req
862. Fucking ass, fuck.Copy !req
863. Bitch.Copy !req
864. Fuck you.Copy !req
865. My fucking career.Copy !req
866. Fucking little, fucking fag.Copy !req
867. Fucking big, fucking yeah, pussy.Copy !req
868. I like big pussy.Copy !req
869. I like big pussy.Copy !req
870. Big fucking pussy.Copy !req
871. And I'm a fucking, one of the
fucking, fuck you.Copy !req
872. - Well, J, I'm glad my
damn taxes are done.Copy !req
873. Have you called the modeling agency?Copy !req
874. - Yes I have, Sophie, and the girlsCopy !req
875. should be arriving here in 15 minutes.Copy !req
876. - Now when the model pussy gets hereCopy !req
877. I want you to be very professional.Copy !req
878. We'll have a little time
to weed out the ugly onesCopy !req
879. then we've got to get
the video shoot underway.Copy !req
880. I also want you to make
sure the camera crewCopy !req
881. is on location and ready to go.Copy !req
882. - I've already taken care of that.Copy !req
883. - And listen, J, I
don't want any fuck ups.Copy !req
884. This is my first music video
and I want to make sureCopy !req
885. that everything goes smoothly, got it?Copy !req
886. - Yes, Sophie.Copy !req
887. - If we do a good job today we'reCopy !req
888. going to be on easy street.Copy !req
889. Okay, any questions?Copy !req
890. - Yeah, just one.Copy !req
891. What band is this video for?Copy !req
892. - Oh, its uh,Copy !req
893. Goddamnit it's something like,Copy !req
894. you know something, J, that's
a really stupid question.Copy !req
895. What's important is that we get theseCopy !req
896. models to shake their
tits and buns for us.Copy !req
897. Let's not forget our priorities, J.Copy !req
898. Priorities are what separate
us from the savages.Copy !req
899. - Yes, Sophie.Copy !req
900. - I must work.Copy !req
901. I must remain focused for the video shoot.Copy !req
902. I must not get distracted.Copy !req
903. Damnit, I must work.Copy !req
904. I must remain focused for the video shoot.Copy !req
905. I must not get distracted.Copy !req
906. - Looks like the shit has really hit the fan.Copy !req
907. - Yeah, yeah it really does you know,Copy !req
908. you were supposed to stop this.Copy !req
909. You were supposed to get
this fucking shit changed.Copy !req
910. - Jody, it's too late.Copy !req
911. - You're fucking damn right it's too late.Copy !req
912. The whole fucking world
thinks that Jody GeorgeCopy !req
913. is a fucking crack monster!Copy !req
914. Jody George wins master supremo!Copy !req
915. You fucking suck!Copy !req
916. You're the worst fucking
manager I ever saw!Copy !req
917. - Calm down!Copy !req
918. You gotta calm down.Copy !req
919. - Calm down?Copy !req
920. And fucking fire you,
you fucking lame brain!Copy !req
921. - You can't fire me.Copy !req
922. - Oh, yeah?Copy !req
923. Why the fuck can't I fire you,Copy !req
924. you good for nothing skunk?Copy !req
925. Why can't I fire you?Copy !req
926. - I'll get uglier than you.Copy !req
927. - Oh yeah?Copy !req
928. - You can't fire me because I'm theCopy !req
929. only one that can speak to your sponsorsCopy !req
930. and keep things civil.Copy !req
931. - Just get the fuck out of my room.Copy !req
932. - You don't get it, do you?Copy !req
933. Without me you lose all your contactsCopy !req
934. with all your sponsors.Copy !req
935. I can do damage control and
help save most of your clients.Copy !req
936. - Yeah, you do that.Copy !req
937. You do that, you can start.
- Damn right.Copy !req
938. But I'm increasing my percentage.Copy !req
939. - Fuck you, you're getting 30%.Copy !req
940. - I want 40%.
- You're getting 30%.Copy !req
941. - I want 40%.Copy !req
942. And if I don't get that
40% I'm out of here.Copy !req
943. I've got other athletes
to take care of you know.Copy !req
944. - Fine.Copy !req
945. Whatever, take it.Copy !req
946. - Why thank you.Copy !req
947. - Want 50?Copy !req
948. Fuck you!Copy !req
949. - I hope you don't mind if I tapedCopy !req
950. our little verbal agreement.Copy !req
951. - I'll be inching for that
pie every fucking day.Copy !req
952. Give me something for my nose.Copy !req
953. - Why of course, Jody.Copy !req
954. Valium?Copy !req
955. Here take two.Copy !req
956. Cheer up Jody George.Copy !req
957. You're number one in the world.Copy !req
958. - Hello girls, hello.Copy !req
959. Just make yourselves comfortable.Copy !req
960. My name is Sophie and
this is my assistant J.Copy !req
961. I have a few more things to take care ofCopy !req
962. so please be patient.Copy !req
963. Will you look at them, J?Copy !req
964. I've never seen an uglier bunch of cows.Copy !req
965. - Don't worry they're going to lookCopy !req
966. hideous until we get them
into hair and makeup.Copy !req
967. - Look at the thighs on that one.Copy !req
968. Talk about cottage cheese on a drumstick.Copy !req
969. I've never seen so much
cellulite in my life.Copy !req
970. - They're not that bad, come
on let's just get to work.Copy !req
971. - What do you mean, look
at the face on that one.Copy !req
972. Broken capillaries, enlarged pores,Copy !req
973. wrinkles, blackheads and ingrown hairs.Copy !req
974. I've seen salad bars that
look better than that girl.Copy !req
975. And look at that other girl over there.Copy !req
976. Miss Mustache.Copy !req
977. If she had any more of an underbiteCopy !req
978. we could use her as an ashtray.Copy !req
979. My God, are we looking at models nowCopy !req
980. or is this the casting call for
My Years In Hell?Copy !req
981. - Look, Sophie, it's too late to getCopy !req
982. new model pussy from the agency.Copy !req
983. I think we should just
go ahead, shoot the videoCopy !req
984. with the girls we have, they
really do look fine to me.Copy !req
985. - Oh my God, J, who asked you?Copy !req
986. Why aren't there any darker ones?Copy !req
987. You know some flavor.Copy !req
988. There's no flavor in this room.Copy !req
989. We don't even have an oriental girl.Copy !req
990. I thought I requested some color.Copy !req
991. Where's the color?Copy !req
992. Where's the flavor?Copy !req
993. Damn that agency, this will not do.Copy !req
994. This will not do.Copy !req
995. How can I make my music video withCopy !req
996. this room full of rejects?Copy !req
997. I'm an artist, goddamnit,
not a plastic surgeon.Copy !req
998. Get me the agency on the phone.Copy !req
999. J, get me the agency on the phone!Copy !req
1000. And J, what about
that bottle of lung pills?Copy !req
1001. Have you found me that bottle
of lung pills yet?Copy !req
1002. - Urban Dog Placement Center,
this is George speaking.Copy !req
1003. You're with what office?Copy !req
1004. - The city personnel office, you know.Copy !req
1005. Hirings, firing, promotions,
raises, retirements.Copy !req
1006. Anyway, we understand you've beenCopy !req
1007. severely understaffed and
we apologize for the delay.Copy !req
1008. The good news is that your
request has gone through.Copy !req
1009. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
1010. - Your request for a full
time office assistantCopy !req
1011. has been approved.Copy !req
1012. - A full time office assistant?Copy !req
1013. - That's right.Copy !req
1014. All of your forms and
paperwork seem to be in order.Copy !req
1015. You can expect your
new assistant to arriveCopy !req
1016. on Monday morning at eight a.m. sharp.Copy !req
1017. - But I really think I've got
things under control here.Copy !req
1018. - You'll finally get the
office help that you need.Copy !req
1019. Sheesh if they had me working seven monthsCopy !req
1020. all by myself I would have quit.Copy !req
1021. - You know, it really isn't so bad.Copy !req
1022. I think-Copy !req
1023. - I just wouldn't have
been able to handle it.Copy !req
1024. I just have to be around people.Copy !req
1025. George, I just wanted to call
and give you the good news.Copy !req
1026. - Okay.Copy !req
1027. Thanks.Copy !req
1028. Bye.Copy !req
1029. - Hello, Zeitgeist Management?Copy !req
1030. I'd like to talk to Chenille.Copy !req
1031. This is Sophie.Copy !req
1032. Hello, Chenille darling, how are you?Copy !req
1033. Good.Copy !req
1034. Well listen, those models
you sent over will not do.Copy !req
1035. They're all so hideous.Copy !req
1036. I thought I was getting your best girls.Copy !req
1037. You sent me a bunch of oily faced,Copy !req
1038. cellulite ridden, zitty hos.Copy !req
1039. I can't make my music video withCopy !req
1040. the girls you sent over, Chenille.Copy !req
1041. And what about flavor?Copy !req
1042. I need some Black ones,
I need some oriental,Copy !req
1043. something ethnic.Copy !req
1044. All you sent me was
milquetoast, goddamnit.Copy !req
1045. Milquetoast.Copy !req
1046. No, you relax Chenille.Copy !req
1047. You call your business a modeling agency,Copy !req
1048. Four H Club is more like it.Copy !req
1049. I'm sending the goddamn cows home.Copy !req
1050. Moo!Copy !req
1051. J, I want you to send
the model pussy home.Copy !req
1052. - Now what about the video?Copy !req
1053. - Now stop with your stupid questions,Copy !req
1054. just do what I say, send the girls home.Copy !req
1055. Chop, chop!Copy !req
1056. - What do I tell them?Copy !req
1057. - Are you a moron, J?Copy !req
1058. Tell them the truth.Copy !req
1059. Tell them they look fat,
tell them they look hideous.Copy !req
1060. Tell them they aren't getting paid.Copy !req
1061. Now get rid of them, they're
making my eyeballs bleed.Copy !req
1062. Chop, chop!Copy !req
1063. - Hello.Copy !req
1064. - Jody, it's me.Copy !req
1065. - Hey, what's up?Copy !req
1066. - Well, things have
gone from bad to worse.Copy !req
1067. Some of your clothing sponsors haveCopy !req
1068. canceled their contracts, the rest areCopy !req
1069. monitoring events and preparing to act.Copy !req
1070. - German disease as-Copy !req
1071. - What about Harrison
and the shoe contract?Copy !req
1072. - I'm afraid it's a little
late for that, Jody.Copy !req
1073. They're sending their
lawyers over tonight.Copy !req
1074. I have a feeling
they're going to cancelCopy !req
1075. their contract and terminate
the deal to save face.Copy !req
1076. - Okay, Mike.Copy !req
1077. We'll see ya.Copy !req
1078. - No, no, wait just a minute.Copy !req
1079. - Go ahead and show off your bikini.Copy !req
1080. - Mail call, George my boy.Copy !req
1081. - Thank you, Mr. Peepers.Copy !req
1082. Mr. Peepers, there's something
I'd like to discuss with you.Copy !req
1083. - What is it, George my boy?Copy !req
1084. - Well, Mr. Peepers, I
just got a phone callCopy !req
1085. a little while ago, it was
the city personnel office.Copy !req
1086. And well they've assigned
me a new assistantCopy !req
1087. so starting Monday there will be someoneCopy !req
1088. else in this office besides usCopy !req
1089. and what I'm trying to say is that this isCopy !req
1090. a small office and well you know,Copy !req
1091. there will be another person in hereCopy !req
1092. besides us on Monday and
what I'm saying is thatCopy !req
1093. it was fine here with just you and me,Copy !req
1094. but that with another
person moving in hereCopy !req
1095. that maybe this office might be justCopy !req
1096. a bit too crowded for three.Copy !req
1097. - So that's the way you feel, George?Copy !req
1098. - Come on, Mr. Peepers.Copy !req
1099. You're taking this the wrong way.Copy !req
1100. We can still get together
for lunch, coffee breaks.Copy !req
1101. - You know something, George, you're right.Copy !req
1102. It's just gonna be too crowded.Copy !req
1103. - I can't believe what a disasterCopy !req
1104. that music video shoot turned
into and all because of thatCopy !req
1105. dumb modeling agency that
sent me those ugly heifers.Copy !req
1106. - Sophie, what are you going
to tell the record company?Copy !req
1107. You've already spent the entire
budget for the music videoCopy !req
1108. and you have nothing to show for it.Copy !req
1109. - I don't know what I'm going to tell them.Copy !req
1110. Hey J, did you see the way thoseCopy !req
1111. people back there were staring at me?Copy !req
1112. - What people?Copy !req
1113. - That crowd.Copy !req
1114. Don't turn around.Copy !req
1115. I think they're still staring.Copy !req
1116. J, I'm being recognized in public.Copy !req
1117. - No you aren't, Sophie, get real.Copy !req
1118. - No, no those people know who I am.Copy !req
1119. I can sense these things.Copy !req
1120. Do you have a pen on you?Copy !req
1121. - What are you talking about?Copy !req
1122. - You know, J, a pen?Copy !req
1123. We have to be ready if
they want my autograph.Copy !req
1124. Now where are my eight by 10 headshots?Copy !req
1125. I hope I brought them.Copy !req
1126. - Electric bill.Copy !req
1127. Phone bill.Copy !req
1128. Rent.Copy !req
1129. Doggy Pharmaceuticals.Copy !req
1130. "Attention George, you could
be our next $7 million winner."Copy !req
1131. "Dear Mr. George.Copy !req
1132. I wanted to write you this letterCopy !req
1133. to tell you how happy I am with
my new best friend Peaches.Copy !req
1134. I love him so much and we
have so much fun together.Copy !req
1135. I don't have many friends but with PeachesCopy !req
1136. I have a brand new best friend.Copy !req
1137. Thank you for helping
me to choose Peaches.Copy !req
1138. He's perfect for me and I think he'sCopy !req
1139. the best dog in the whole world.Copy !req
1140. Love, Amelia."Copy !req
1141. Thank you, Amelia.Copy !req
1142. Thank you.Copy !req
1143. Now, George.Copy !req
1144. Time to stop feeling sorry for yourself.Copy !req
1145. It is National Beagle Week.Copy !req
1146. And you've got some fine
pups to find homes for.Copy !req
1147. So time's a' wastin', let's get to work.Copy !req
1148. - Jody, it's Maria.Copy !req
1149. I'm here with more dessert.Copy !req
1150. - I think they're still staring at me, J.Copy !req
1151. - Get real, Sophie, nobody's staring at you.Copy !req
1152. - Shut up, J, you're just jealousCopy !req
1153. because they don't recognize you.Copy !req
1154. - Sophie, when are you
going to snap out of it?Copy !req
1155. You are a nothing.Copy !req
1156. The world doesn't know who you areCopy !req
1157. and also doesn't care who you are.Copy !req
1158. You are a nothing and a nobody.Copy !req
1159. - J, how dare you talk to me like that.Copy !req
1160. - You know what, Sophie,
you are the ultimate nothing.Copy !req
1161. - Shut up, J!Copy !req
1162. - And I've had it with your pathetic enterprise.Copy !req
1163. I can't believe that I've
stayed with you this long.Copy !req
1164. You can take your $20 an hour jobCopy !req
1165. and shove it up your puckered ass.Copy !req
1166. As of this moment I am
no longer your assistant.Copy !req
1167. I quit.Copy !req
1168. - J, you can't quit.Copy !req
1169. - Oh yes I can, Sophie, oh yes I can.Copy !req
1170. - Please, J, come back.Copy !req
1171. Come on, J.Copy !req
1172. Please come back.Copy !req
1173. J.Copy !req
1174. Come back.Copy !req
1175. - Okay, you people, mark my words.Copy !req
1176. This is going to be a college radio hit.Copy !req
1177. Okay.Copy !req
1178. I think I'm ready.Copy !req
1179. - Okay I hope so.Copy !req
1180. Take 23.Copy !req
1181. Sophie rolling.Copy !req