1. - Anyone inside?
- Not yet, sir.Copy !req
2. - Good morning, Mr Forst.
- Good morning, Mr Forst.Copy !req
3. Good morning, Mr Forst.Copy !req
4. I have some correspondence
and some papers for you to sign.Copy !req
5. Don't bother me with that stuff.Copy !req
6. - Would you like some coffee?
- No.Copy !req
7. - You look lousy.
- You're not in a good mood?Copy !req
8. - Anything I can do for you?
- I'll give you a list of my maladies.Copy !req
9. You better give me a cup of coffee.Copy !req
10. I don't want to yawn
in Mrs Miniver's face.Copy !req
11. - Yes, sir.
- Hmm?Copy !req
12. Here you are.Copy !req
13. Will you take this thing
out of my mouth?Copy !req
14. - Okay.
- Thanks.Copy !req
15. - Good morning.
Good morning, Miss Whiteford.Copy !req
16. Hello, Nita.
How'd they get you out of bed?Copy !req
17. Aw, shut up.Copy !req
18. Harry. Oh, you know Harry Selfrine.Copy !req
19. Do I know Harry Selfrine?
Do I know Harry.Copy !req
20. Good morning.Copy !req
21. - Jim Mortensen.
Nice boy.Copy !req
22. Kazmier, Edward.Copy !req
23. Do you know Richard Forst, our manager?Copy !req
24. - Hello, darling. Lang. L-A-N-G.
- How are you, dear?Copy !req
25. - Good morning, Mr Draper.
All right.Copy !req
26. When I was a kid,
we used to play a game called,Copy !req
27. "Your mother wears army shoes".Copy !req
28. I'm not your mother. Sit down.Copy !req
29. —Do you know Frederick P. Draper?Copy !req
30. Thank you, Emily Dickinson.Copy !req
31. Here you are.
- Thank you very much.Copy !req
32. Thank you.Copy !req
33. What are you gonna
sell us this time, Harry?Copy !req
34. Money.Copy !req
35. Actually, it's a very good film.Copy !req
36. We call it the, uh,
Dolce Vita of the commercial field.Copy !req
37. Is that so?Copy !req
38. I don't mean to insinuate
it's a crude film.Copy !req
39. We were trying to capture
several approaches.Copy !req
40. What Jim means is that we really...Copy !req
41. No, no. That's not what I mean at all.Copy !req
42. We were talking facts and figures until
we practically went out of our minds.Copy !req
43. Losses, gains, ratings, schmatings.Copy !req
44. You can lose your mind
if you keep analysing things like that.Copy !req
45. Then we came up with
an impressionistic document that shocks.Copy !req
46. Is that so?Copy !req
47. I don't think it so much shocks
as it's honest.Copy !req
48. It's honest,
but it's a good piece in itself.Copy !req
49. So, you see, we're a little nervous
about hitting you with this.Copy !req
50. Oh, now, they've got nothing
to be nervous about.Copy !req
51. It's a shot in the dark,
but it's strong and it's attractive.Copy !req
52. It better be
better than the last one, Harry.Copy !req
53. I think I'll loan you my sleeping pills.Copy !req
54. You know, I have insomniaCopy !req
55. and I stay awake all night looking
at pictures, worrying about pictures.Copy !req
56. I walk all over the place.Copy !req
57. Let's see it, J.P.Copy !req
58. I'd rather hear 'em talk about it again.Copy !req
59. We'll talk about it later.
J.P.Copy !req
60. All right, Arnold. Roll it.Copy !req
61. You're after my money, huh?Copy !req
62. You're not gonna drink this? Too bad.Copy !req
63. Never let good liquor go to waste.Copy !req
64. Ida. Ida, I adore you.Copy !req
65. Never let good liquor go to waste.Copy !req
66. - Arrivederci! Ciao!
Go on. Beat it.Copy !req
67. - Scusa pleasa. Bye-bye.
So long, sucker.Copy !req
68. I'll drive. I'll drive.
Give me the keys. Give me the keys.Copy !req
69. Give me the keys. I'll drive.Copy !req
70. Don't make any noise, Jeannie.
Here, Freddie.Copy !req
71. —No, no, Freddie.Copy !req
72. Drink, drink, drink.
Freddie.Copy !req
73. —Drink, drink, drink, drink.Copy !req
74. - Come on.
- No, I don't care if we wake 'em.Copy !req
75. We'll get 'em all a drink.Copy !req
76. Let everybody come in and have a drink.Copy !req
77. Oh. Oh, boy.Copy !req
78. - Shh!
- Ah!Copy !req
79. - What are you doing?
♪ 'Tis the season to be jollyCopy !req
80. What the hell are we doing here?Copy !req
81. There's just... All of a sudden,Copy !req
82. we just joined the clan
of I-don't-give-a-damners.Copy !req
83. Wake up and have a good timeCopy !req
84. before the bad fairy comes
and makes it midnight!Copy !req
85. Say, listen. If there's anything
I can't stand, it's a bad fairy.Copy !req
86. What the hell do you know
about Cinderella?Copy !req
87. Look, now. Sit down.
I wanna tell you something.Copy !req
88. Just sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
89. Don't let this sophisticated
exterior fool you.Copy !req
90. I believe in Aesop's Fables
and Walt Disney.Copy !req
91. All right, Freddie. Okay. All right.Copy !req
92. "All right" my left eyeball!Copy !req
93. We met at a bar.Copy !req
94. - Right, Jeannie?
- Right.Copy !req
95. And it was love at first sight.
Right, Jeannie?Copy !req
96. - Right.
- We were thrown out by Morey.Copy !req
97. But we had laughs.Copy !req
98. - Right?
- Right!Copy !req
99. Shut up. Who asked ya?Copy !req
100. Listen.Copy !req
101. I think Forst is a holier-than-thou.Copy !req
102. - I am not.
Who asked ya? Now, cool it.Copy !req
103. You go to a psychiatrist,
don't you, Dickie?Copy !req
104. - No, I don't.
Well, you look Freudian.Copy !req
105. - I never even met a psychiatrist.
- He looks like Sigmund.Copy !req
106. Yes, he does!Copy !req
107. Do you know that Freud said if you go to
the bathroom, it's supposed to be sexy?Copy !req
108. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
109. Sick, sick, sick, sick!Copy !req
110. Come on, now. Wait a minute.Copy !req
111. Wait a minute!
What the hell are we talking about?Copy !req
112. Who cares?
- Who cares?Copy !req
113. Yeah. For a minute or two we act stupid.
We have a good time.Copy !req
114. Who does it hurt? I mean,
who makes up the rules anyway?Copy !req
115. I mean, always play it cool,
always put everybody down.Copy !req
116. Standing around a corner
looking out the side of your eye,Copy !req
117. see if anybody's lookin' at ya.Copy !req
118. - Listen. Hell, fellas. I'm 28...
Uh-oh! Uh-oh!Copy !req
119. I'm 23 years old, and it's time
for me to forget myself, right?Copy !req
120. Right!Copy !req
121. - Down with the middle class!
- Right.Copy !req
122. - Down with the white-collar workers!
Down, down, down!Copy !req
123. - Down, down with the...
- I'll give you the swiftest painCopy !req
124. in the behind that was ever invented!Copy !req
125. Down with the, uh, lecturers
and do-gooders.Copy !req
126. - You know who I hate?
- Down with squealers.Copy !req
127. - On television!
- I hate cheap people.Copy !req
128. Down with hospitals that keep people
waiting until they get paid.Copy !req
129. - Right.
- Some hospitals are okay.Copy !req
130. Down with hospitals!Copy !req
131. - Don't bully me!
- Don't bully her!Copy !req
132. - You shut up.
- Down with gossip columns!Copy !req
133. And to hell with politics.
It stinks!Copy !req
134. Kill the finks for something!Copy !req
135. Down with Sunday schools!Copy !req
136. I like Sunday schools.Copy !req
137. Hey, I got one.Copy !req
138. What is it?Copy !req
139. Down with friendship.
I think it's phony.Copy !req
140. Atta girl!Copy !req
141. Oh, wait a minute. You don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
142. Friendship is a tradition.
Friendship is useful.Copy !req
143. Dickie, I got the most terrible friends.Copy !req
144. I don't care.Copy !req
145. - Sometimes you need a friend.
- So buy a dog!Copy !req
146. Oh, I'm talkin' about us, stupid!
Why are you so stupid?Copy !req
147. You know how long I've known this jerk?Copy !req
148. - Well, Dickie, he's just... Dickie.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
149. I'm not one of these guys
who has a few...Copy !req
150. - I know. Ah, he didn't mean it.
- Oh. There he is.Copy !req
151. Come on out, and to hell with the family
and responsibilities.Copy !req
152. That's right.Copy !req
153. Come on. Let's ball it up, old buddy.
We don't even know each other.Copy !req
154. I'm talking about somebody deep down!Copy !req
155. - That's right. That's right.
- I'm talk...Copy !req
156. He's gonna cry. Do something. Freddie!Copy !req
157. I'm talking about something...Copy !req
158. Oh, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie.Copy !req
159. Hi, ho, Silver, away!Copy !req
160. Get 'em up, Scout!
The Lone Ranger rides again.Copy !req
161. Masked bandits. Get 'em, Tonto!Copy !req
162. Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
163. Aaah! My hand!Copy !req
164. Oh, and I shot your hand.
That's a silver bullet.Copy !req
165. Hi, ho, Silver, away!Copy !req
166. Hey, Jeannie. Hey, Jeannie.Copy !req
167. Did you hear the one
about the gooseCopy !req
168. that went down into the subway
and got peopled to death?Copy !req
169. Oh, isn't that...Copy !req
170. Listen, do you know that Dickie and I...Copy !req
171. Oh, boy!Copy !req
172. Hey, Freddie.Copy !req
173. Remember that time
we auditioned for the nightclub?Copy !req
174. Ah, it closed! Hey, Freddie, let's do
one of our routines for Jeannie, eh?Copy !req
175. Come on. Come on. Let's do it.Copy !req
176. - Well, come on!Copy !req
177. It wasn't funny then, buddy,
and a hundred years wouldn't change it.Copy !req
178. Listen, Freddie,
after what I saw on television,Copy !req
179. I'm not ashamed of any of our routines.Copy !req
180. - Now, come on. Come on.
- Come on. I do want to see it.Copy !req
181. - Come on!
- All right! Let's do it.Copy !req
182. - Come on, you crazy, shy son of a bitch.
Go ahead.Copy !req
183. Up on your feet.Copy !req
184. Come on. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
185. - She doesn't want to see it.
- Come on! I'll do that goddamn routine!Copy !req
186. - No. To hell with ya.
- Come on! Hey, listen. Get this.Copy !req
187. Ladies and gentlemen,
the great Siegfried!Copy !req
188. Yay! Yay!Copy !req
189. Bow! Bow, will ya! Bow!Copy !req
190. Aw, come on, Dickie! Bow!Copy !req
191. Oh, phooey! Phooey, phooey, phooey!Copy !req
192. He spoiled the whole goddamn act.Copy !req
193. When the drum roll begins,
he's supposed to bow.Copy !req
194. All right, you big chickens.
I'll do mine.Copy !req
195. - Okay, you ready? Listen.
- I'm ready!Copy !req
196. Neither one of you's
a communist, are you?Copy !req
197. Well, uh...
- Oh, I don't care.Copy !req
198. I made this up. All right?Copy !req
199. Whee!Copy !req
200. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
201. - Come on, Dickie. Come on.
- What?Copy !req
202. Now, listen. Get the picture.Copy !req
203. - Stand up there.
- This is a fine...Copy !req
204. This is a fine impression
we'll make with the lady, huh?Copy !req
205. - Stand up there!
- "Stand up there."Copy !req
206. Listen. Get the picture.Copy !req
207. - We...
- Boy, this is ridiculous!Copy !req
208. - Look, we're gonna do it...
- All right.Copy !req
209. if my heart doesn't give out.Copy !req
210. Are you ready? Now, get the picture.Copy !req
211. Pinpoint spot.Copy !req
212. - I got the picture. I got it.
Got it?Copy !req
213. - Achtung!
- Achtung!Copy !req
214. - Right turn!
- Right turn!Copy !req
215. - Right turn!
- Shoulders back!Copy !req
216. - Back!Copy !req
217. Cut.Copy !req
218. - Attention.
- Attenzione!Copy !req
219. Ooh!Copy !req
220. Ta-da!Copy !req
221. And I'm supposed to act
like it's all a big mistake.Copy !req
222. - It's wonderful. You're wonderful.
Ooh, Jeannie.Copy !req
223. You're great.Copy !req
224. And now...Copy !req
225. And now, if you'll excuse me,Copy !req
226. I'm going into the boudoir to change
into something more comfortable.Copy !req
227. Don't worry. You shall feel
many guilt's but remain pure.Copy !req
228. Oh. My heart.Copy !req
229. It's beating.Copy !req
230. - I'm so excited.
- Shit!Copy !req
231. Uh-huh.Copy !req
232. What are we doin' on our knees?Copy !req
233. What is the matter with you?Copy !req
234. She's gonna change!Copy !req
235. Ooh, Dickie. Remember when we didn't
have to worry about our wives and kids?Copy !req
236. Oh, God!Copy !req
237. Yeah.Copy !req
238. Phew.Copy !req
239. Mmm.Copy !req
240. Remember when we had our own apartmentCopy !req
241. and all the girls would
come up and see us?Copy !req
242. And they'd mix drinks for us,Copy !req
243. and they would cook us
anything we wanted,Copy !req
244. and then they'd give us their money
and go to bed with us.Copy !req
245. - Don't you remember?
- It never happened.Copy !req
246. Of course it did. Don't you rememberCopy !req
247. Connie and Julie
and what the hell's her name?Copy !req
248. - The one with the...
- I don't know.Copy !req
249. Oh, my God, Dickie! You're getting old
and grey, and I'm getting fat and grey.Copy !req
250. What the hell's she doing in there?Copy !req
251. Sing it, Dickie.Copy !req
252. Hey, uh...Copy !req
253. By the way, Jeannie, what do you charge?Copy !req
254. Oh, Freddie.Copy !req
255. Aw, Freddie. Aw, no, Freddie.Copy !req
256. Don't spoil it, Freddie. Please.Copy !req
257. Spoil what?Copy !req
258. Honey, I'm game for anything.Copy !req
259. I just want to know how much you charge.Copy !req
260. It's legitimate, isn't it?Copy !req
261. I know I have to pay.Copy !req
262. I'm not too schooled in these things,Copy !req
263. but I know somewhere along the line,Copy !req
264. your little hand's gonna find its way
into my pocket.Copy !req
265. You're shocked, aren't you,
old Dickie, old pal?Copy !req
266. What do you think she is?Copy !req
267. You think she's some clean towel
that's never been used?Copy !req
268. My God, Dickie.
You think you don't pay?Copy !req
269. How many times a week
does Maria ask you for some money?Copy !req
270. Money, Charlie, is a necessity.Copy !req
271. And don't you think that
you don't work for it and pay for it.Copy !req
272. My God, wait. What is this?Copy !req
273. He thinks I'm insulting you.
I'm offering you.Copy !req
274. Hell, look!Copy !req
275. What's the matter?Copy !req
276. If I went to one of
those fancy restaurants,Copy !req
277. I'd probably tip the head waiter,
the waiter, the busboy,Copy !req
278. and a hundred bucks
goes flying down the drain.Copy !req
279. And I couldn't have any more fun
than I could with Jeannie here.Copy !req
280. Let go of my girl.
- Dickie, wait. Please.Copy !req
281. Please. Please. Please.Copy !req
282. Don't be shocked.Copy !req
283. It's like this. Fred is a very sad man.Copy !req
284. - Now, you...
- Will you let me finish!Copy !req
285. Because you're a man
who doesn't say what you mean very well.Copy !req
286. What you meant was
this was a wonderful evening,Copy !req
287. and you enjoy my house and you like me.Copy !req
288. But like you said, you're crude.Copy !req
289. I'm sorry.
Honey, I was only tryin' to be funny.Copy !req
290. I thought you said
you were trying to be funny.Copy !req
291. Well, you go with your... You go!
If you're in such a damned hurry.Copy !req
292. My reputation's at stake here!Copy !req
293. Ah.Copy !req
294. Good night.Copy !req
295. Good night, Jeannie.Copy !req
296. I'm sorry.Copy !req
297. I don't know how you do it.Copy !req
298. Well, I just...Copy !req
299. I just close my eyes and I...Copy !req
300. I see how much liquor I can swallow.Copy !req
301. I pray that I'll die and be
martyred by the churchCopy !req
302. for my service to humanity.Copy !req
303. You're a lovely girl.Copy !req
304. I'm too old to be lovely.Copy !req
305. And I haven't got a heart of gold.Copy !req
306. The nights are long,
and Little Orphan AnnieCopy !req
307. of Hard Knoxville
gets tough, you know.Copy !req
308. I think I'd better go.Copy !req
309. Then go ahead! Get the hell out!Copy !req
310. Beat it, snowball!Copy !req
311. - Right?
- Right.Copy !req
312. You're on your own again.Copy !req
313. Yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
314. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
315. Uh-huh.Copy !req
316. Uh-huh.Copy !req
317. Uh-huh.Copy !req
318. Come here.Copy !req
319. Well, how did you find that out?Copy !req
320. It's very important, but I don't think
there's anything you can do about it.Copy !req
321. - Maria, I want to talk to ya.
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
322. Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
323. Louise, I just came home
from the office.Copy !req
324. Yes, I had a very hard day
and something important came up.Copy !req
325. Can she call you back later?Copy !req
326. Uh-huh.Copy !req
327. - Uh-huh.Copy !req
328. Yeah?Copy !req
329. Uh-huh.Copy !req
330. Uh-huh.Copy !req
331. Louise, we'll call you back later.
Goodbye.Copy !req
332. I'm gonna have a drink. You kill me.Copy !req
333. - Yeah? Why do I kill ya?Copy !req
334. Why do I kill ya?Copy !req
335. Why do I kill ya, huh?Copy !req
336. Why? What do you want to drink?Copy !req
337. Whatever it is, I want it on the rocks,
straight and dirty,Copy !req
338. because I feel
very, very bitchy tonight.Copy !req
339. Well, I feel very, very bitchy, too.
That makes two of us.Copy !req
340. Blue Monday for me today.Copy !req
341. All day the phone rang and rang.
"Hello, Maria?"Goodbye, Maria."Copy !req
342. - "Hello, darling."Goodbye, darling."
- Hello, darling.Copy !req
343. Your sense of humour's
going to destroy our marriage someday.Copy !req
344. I wasn't trying to be funny.Copy !req
345. Listen, Maria,
go get me a cigarette, will ya?Copy !req
346. Ooh, we're out! I'm sorry.
I smoked myself silly today.Copy !req
347. - You're such a conformist.
- Like hell I am!Copy !req
348. Dickie, why don't you take me
to a movie, okay?Copy !req
349. Why doesn't somebody
fill these stupid boxes?Copy !req
350. You smoke too much.Copy !req
351. There's a Bergman film
in the neighbourhood.Copy !req
352. I don't feel like
getting depressed tonight.Copy !req
353. But you always love foreign film.Copy !req
354. - Where the hell are the cigarettes?
- We're out!Copy !req
355. - What are you getting so huffy about?
- There's nothing on television tonight.Copy !req
356. If I had a cigarette, I could think.Copy !req
357. - You're hungry.
- Right!Copy !req
358. But you're always hungry.Copy !req
359. That's because I always
come home at dinner time.Copy !req
360. Oh, I love you when you look like that.Copy !req
361. Look like what?
Tell me quick, and I'll write it down.Copy !req
362. - You wanna fight, huh?
- Yeah, I wanna fight.Copy !req
363. Smug. I knew it the first time
I looked at you.Copy !req
364. - The better-than-you expression.
- That's right.Copy !req
365. I'm the pompous puke of all times.Copy !req
366. Yeah, and you smell like a brewery, too.Copy !req
367. And I smell like a brewery, too.Copy !req
368. And you'll take me to a movie show?Copy !req
369. I'll take youCopy !req
370. any place that your little heart desiresCopy !req
371. if you'll just keep that lovely mouth
of yours closed for a couple of seconds.Copy !req
372. I have a lovely dinner for you.Copy !req
373. Come on. Take off your coat
and stay a while, bright eyes.Copy !req
374. Well, that sounds like
some kind of a proposition.Copy !req
375. Oh, Dickie, you're so innocent,Copy !req
376. it's hard to get through
to you sometimes.Copy !req
377. Oh, really?Copy !req
378. - No place like home.
- What?Copy !req
379. - I said have you ever been to Rome?
- Italy?Copy !req
380. I love you.Copy !req
381. But you always love me
when I bring food.Copy !req
382. - Well, that's because I'm a glutton.
- Were you with Fred tonight?Copy !req
383. - Yeah.
- I think he's a terrible father.Copy !req
384. He never talks to the kids
or plays with 'em.Copy !req
385. The kids are grown up.Copy !req
386. Nineteen isn't grown.Copy !req
387. I don't like Fred any more.Copy !req
388. - Well, why don't you like Fred any more?
- BecauseCopy !req
389. he cheats on his wife.Copy !req
390. - Now, who told you that?
- Louise.Copy !req
391. Oh, Louise.Copy !req
392. - Oh.
- Fred talks in his sleep.Copy !req
393. He comes home at night and he just
stares at her. Doesn't say a word.Copy !req
394. They have a drink. Silence.Copy !req
395. - They eat, they say nothing.
- Salt and pepper, please.Copy !req
396. They get into bed and they say nothing.Copy !req
397. And I forgot,
he just barely looks at the kids,Copy !req
398. and Louise says
that it's because of that.Copy !req
399. Because of what?Copy !req
400. Well, she reads,
and he just rolls over and goes to sleepCopy !req
401. and talks to all these different girls.Copy !req
402. And Louise says that they have to be
in compromising positions.Copy !req
403. Good old Freddie.Copy !req
404. He says things like...Copy !req
405. - Like, "Roll over".Copy !req
406. "Let's try that again." Yeah.Copy !req
407. Things like that.Copy !req
408. Things like that, huh?Copy !req
409. And do you know what he did with...Copy !req
410. Do you know what he did with Darlene?Copy !req
411. Darlene? Who the hell's Darlene?Copy !req
412. The girl in his dream.Copy !req
413. Oh.Copy !req
414. Well, what did he do with Darlene?Copy !req
415. Huh?Copy !req
416. You ain't gonna tell me?Copy !req
417. He kiss... He kisses her.Copy !req
418. You know.Copy !req
419. Oh.Copy !req
420. You mean, he goes...Copy !req
421. You... You mean he goes...Copy !req
422. - Bad!Copy !req
423. - Is that what you mean?
- No.Copy !req
424. - No.Copy !req
425. - I... Yes, but...Copy !req
426. He says for her to do it to him.Copy !req
427. - That's funny.
- When he gets...Copy !req
428. - Well...
- Well, that's what he said.Copy !req
429. Yeah, well, you know,
Freddie's getting on in years.Copy !req
430. And a man Freddie's age...Copy !req
431. You're Fred's age!Copy !req
432. Yeah, but sexual nightmares
are not one of my problems.Copy !req
433. Besides, what the hell has that got to
do with Fred being a good father?Copy !req
434. Huh?Copy !req
435. Well, I...Copy !req
436. I'm sorry I talk too much.Copy !req
437. Well, you know, Fred puts up
with his kids' asinine friends.Copy !req
438. - You know that?
- I...Copy !req
439. His kids wanna drink, he lets 'em drink.Copy !req
440. They want to smoke, he lets them smoke.Copy !req
441. He... Well, he sends
the sons of bitches to college.Copy !req
442. They each have their own cars, you know.Copy !req
443. And he gives them 50 bucks a week
spending money.Copy !req
444. Can you imagine that?Copy !req
445. And his daughter is beautiful.Copy !req
446. His son is a big 6'3" hunk of man,Copy !req
447. and the girls think he's cute.Copy !req
448. And he's got Simon, a 1-year-old baby.Copy !req
449. I wish I was that kind of a father.Copy !req
450. Well, we weren't discussing
that part of it anyway.Copy !req
451. I'm talking about it
from a woman's point of view.Copy !req
452. Oh.Copy !req
453. - A woman's point of...Copy !req
454. A woman's point of view. Oh, God.Copy !req
455. I can't go to the goddamn movie
with you.Copy !req
456. Jesus Christ Almighty. Oh, boy.Copy !req
457. I can... I can see it all now.Copy !req
458. Boy. You know, one of these days,Copy !req
459. you girls are gonna go, "Charge!"Copy !req
460. And you know somethin' funny?Copy !req
461. We'll all surrender,
and you can have everything.Copy !req
462. You can have the house
and the cars and the officeCopy !req
463. and the bills and the headaches,Copy !req
464. and we'll sit home and laugh!Copy !req
465. That's what we're gonna do.Copy !req
466. All we ask for is peace.Copy !req
467. To give us our daily beating and three
square meals a day and bread and waterCopy !req
468. and we'll just sit staring at the sun,Copy !req
469. going blind, okay?Copy !req
470. Oh, I'm so sorry. Do we emasculate you?Copy !req
471. Poor little boy losing his virility.Copy !req
472. Well, I don't have it any more!Copy !req
473. - What happened to it, huh?
- I just don't appeal to you.Copy !req
474. Oh, you appeal to me all right.Copy !req
475. When I come home, you appeal to me.Copy !req
476. When I'm at the office,
you appeal to me.Copy !req
477. I am not a sex machine!Copy !req
478. - No, you want to go to the movies!
- Because I'm bored.Copy !req
479. That's how you get your jollies!Copy !req
480. - Don't be crude!
- Crude, schmude. I'm crude!Copy !req
481. The minute you get home,
you wanna jump into bed.Copy !req
482. That's the general idea.Copy !req
483. Why did the man
throw the clock out the window? Huh?Copy !req
484. He wanted to see time fly.Copy !req
485. What does Dracula do
every night at midnight?Copy !req
486. He takes a coffin break!Copy !req
487. What is it that's blue and whistlesCopy !req
488. and hangs in a delicatessen?Copy !req
489. Aren't you gonna say,
"But a herring doesn't whistle"?Copy !req
490. Huh? Aren't you gonna say,
"But a herring isn't blue"?Copy !req
491. You're not gonna say that?
How can I get to the joke?Copy !req
492. What is it that weighs 5,000 pounds
and has got a stick through it?Copy !req
493. A hippo-Popsicle.Copy !req
494. What is it that's black and white
and red all over?Copy !req
495. - A newspaper.
- No. A zebra's ass.Copy !req
496. You don't think
I'm very funny, do ya, huh?Copy !req
497. Of course I think you're funny.Copy !req
498. Well, I could...
I could be funnier, you know.Copy !req
499. I really could.Copy !req
500. - If I tried a little harder.
- Maybe you're not all that funny.Copy !req
501. Good night.Copy !req
502. - Dickie, I'm sorry.
- I want a divorce.Copy !req
503. - Did you hear what I said?
- Oh, Dickie.Copy !req
504. I want a divorce.Copy !req
505. That's the only thing to do, isn't it?Copy !req
506. Well, why don't you laugh?Copy !req
507. It's funny.Copy !req
508. Well, what's your answer?Copy !req
509. Answer me!Copy !req
510. Hello, Jeannie?Copy !req
511. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
512. I'll send for my clothes in the morning.
I'm not coming back.Copy !req
513. I'm on the phone.Copy !req
514. This is Richard Forst. Hi.Copy !req
515. I'd like to see you tonight.Copy !req
516. Well, it's very important.Copy !req
517. Well, how busy are you?Copy !req
518. Well, I could meet you
at the Losers Club.Copy !req
519. Twenty, thirty minutes.Copy !req
520. Take as long as you like.Copy !req
521. Fine.Copy !req
522. I'll see you later.Copy !req
523. ♪ Wars have come
and wars have goneCopy !req
524. ♪ Caesar tried to gain controlCopy !req
525. ♪ Yeah, then Cleo played her handCopy !req
526. ♪ Henry Windsor went to eightCopy !req
527. ♪ He knew how to celebrateCopy !req
528. ♪ Stonewall Jackson played it roughCopy !req
529. ♪ Love to him was kiddie stuffCopy !req
530. ♪ Yeah, but Stoney
swore that he'd never fallCopy !req
531. ♪ But love cracked
that old StonewallCopy !req
532. ♪ Give up, you're throughCopy !req
533. ♪ It's all part of nature's planCopy !req
534. ♪ Love will always conquer manCopy !req
535. If you think I look like silly
in this outfit,Copy !req
536. you oughta see me in a bathing suit.Copy !req
537. I look like a pair of pliers
with a Band-Aid on.Copy !req
538. I'm in such bad shape.Copy !req
539. - I really am.Copy !req
540. I got a frog in my throat.Copy !req
541. First meat that's passed
that way in an hour.Copy !req
542. I just wanted you to see my suit.Copy !req
543. Seersucker. Sears made it, and you're
lookin' at the sucker that bought it.Copy !req
544. On top of that, I'm so flat-footed,
when I get out of the bathtub,Copy !req
545. somebody has to rock me back and forth
to break the suction.Copy !req
546. But, uh, the postman came with a letterCopy !req
547. and told me that the Great Society
was having a war on poverty.Copy !req
548. So, uh, I told him if that was true,
I wanted to be the first to surrender.Copy !req
549. There once was a girl from...Copy !req
550. who played the violin.Copy !req
551. Uh, she tucked it under her chin.Copy !req
552. She plucked at her strings...Copy !req
553. Like angel wings.Copy !req
554. She plucked at her strings,
among numerous things,Copy !req
555. and tucked it under her chin.Copy !req
556. - Well, Mr McCarthy.
- Jim.Copy !req
557. Jamie McCarthy.Copy !req
558. - Jamie.
- Oh, that's a fine name. Fine.Copy !req
559. - My mother used to call me Jamie.
- Did she now?Copy !req
560. Say, how would you like
to call me Mother?Copy !req
561. Come on, will ya?Copy !req
562. I'm old enough to be your father.Copy !req
563. Listen. Listen.Copy !req
564. In that case,
I'd like some fatherly advice.Copy !req
565. - All right.
- I have a terrible problem.Copy !req
566. What's your problem, daughter?Copy !req
567. - Well, this fellow, a friend...
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
568. an Irish friend,
he just called me from the bar,Copy !req
569. and he's in terrible trouble
and wants me to come rescue him.Copy !req
570. - What do you think of that?
- What do you think of it?Copy !req
571. Well, I'm asking for your advice.
You're the wise one.Copy !req
572. Be a hero. Tell me. Come on.Copy !req
573. - Hey, Jackson.
- Yo.Copy !req
574. —Hey, Jackson.Copy !req
575. Remember the time
we went to New Orleans on a bet?Copy !req
576. Yes, sir, I do.Copy !req
577. We stayed up all night
screaming at the top of our lungs.Copy !req
578. We had a...Copy !req
579. We had a... My nose itches.Copy !req
580. - We had a...
- Going to kiss a fool?Copy !req
581. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
582. We had a couple bimbos.
No, actually, they were very nice girls.Copy !req
583. - They reminded me a lot of you two.
- Oh.Copy !req
584. But they knew more dirty limericks
than you could shake a stick at.Copy !req
585. How nice.Copy !req
586. Well, I knew a guy who used to make
them up and sell them.Copy !req
587. Really? He must have been an ex-convict.Copy !req
588. - That's right. Don't look so wide-eyed.
- I'm not wide-eyed.Copy !req
589. Do you realise that
ex-convicts and jailbirdsCopy !req
590. are the ones that
write all the limericks?Copy !req
591. Not all of them.Copy !req
592. Oh, don't argue with Mr McCarthy, miss.Copy !req
593. Jimmy Arno, he wrote a couple that
were really funny. Didn't he, Jeannie?Copy !req
594. - That's right. He did.
- Jimmy Arno?Copy !req
595. - Mmm-hmm.
- Jimmy Arno? Not the Jimmy Arno.Copy !req
596. - Do you know him?
- Never heard of him.Copy !req
597. Aw, come on, now.Copy !req
598. What the hell do we care
about two whores?Copy !req
599. You better watch...
- Wait a minute!Copy !req
600. - Two whores!
I don't want you around!Copy !req
601. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
602. - You don't want us around?
- That's right.Copy !req
603. Look who's saying
she doesn't want us around!Copy !req
604. - You're coming on awfully strong.
- Just who in the hell are you, huh?Copy !req
605. Just who in the hell are you?Copy !req
606. Wait a minute. Take it easy.
What's the matter with you?Copy !req
607. Why be so violent?Copy !req
608. Take it easy. Just relax.
Wait a minute, Jeannie. Wait, Jeannie.Copy !req
609. I'm sorry.Copy !req
610. Can I have a cigarette?Copy !req
611. Let me close this door.Copy !req
612. All right. I won't close the door.Copy !req
613. Ah, boy, what a life!Copy !req
614. Ah, what's the matter, Jeannie?
Don't you like me? Hmm?Copy !req
615. Why not? Come on. I can take criticism.Copy !req
616. Hmm? What's the matter with me?Copy !req
617. You don't want me to be crude?
All right, I won't be crude.Copy !req
618. Jeannie... Jeannie, I'm a nice guy.Copy !req
619. Would you think that
I weigh 190 pounds? Huh?Copy !req
620. You're married.Copy !req
621. Oh, Jeannie, am I married.Copy !req
622. Yeah, I'm married.Copy !req
623. I got a son almost as old as you.Copy !req
624. He thinks he's a grown man.Copy !req
625. He goes to college.Copy !req
626. I wanted him to go to one of those
Midwestern schools and play football,Copy !req
627. but his mother said, "No. No football".Copy !req
628. So he said, "All right. What the hell.
Okay, no football".Copy !req
629. So instead he goes to Dartmouth.Copy !req
630. Goes out for tennis instead.Copy !req
631. All day long he walks around
in tennis shoes.Copy !req
632. What kind of a thing is that
for a grown boyCopy !req
633. to walk around in tennis shoes
all day long?Copy !req
634. What the hell. He's my son.Copy !req
635. Even if he wants to nance around,
I say, "So what?"Copy !req
636. Everybody's gotta Iead
their own life, right?Copy !req
637. So, he goes out for swimming and track,Copy !req
638. and wears tennis shoes.Copy !req
639. Jeannie, do you know what it is to be
a promo man in a firm like mine, huh?Copy !req
640. I'll tell ya.Copy !req
641. You meet more millionaires
and more presidentsCopy !req
642. than you dream could exist.Copy !req
643. And that seems like
a big thing to you, huh?Copy !req
644. So, what have I got
after all those years?Copy !req
645. A big house, a kooky wife
and a kid who wears sneakers.Copy !req
646. Hey, Jeannie baby!
Hey. You're all right, Jeannie baby!Copy !req
647. Whoo!Copy !req
648. Hey. Turn out these lights, will ya?Copy !req
649. Looks like an office in here.Copy !req
650. How do you expect to make out
with all these lights on?Copy !req
651. What do you say, Slick?Copy !req
652. Hey. You know what?
You've got quite a tummy.Copy !req
653. You've got... Hasn't he got a... Huh?Copy !req
654. Hey, how about a little kiss
for my buddy?Copy !req
655. How about a... Ooh!Copy !req
656. Stay. Have a good time.
Stella, lock up when you go.Copy !req
657. Wait a minute. Where you goin'? Hold on!Copy !req
658. - Leave me alone.
- Will you leave her alone!Copy !req
659. Just get out of here!Copy !req
660. Now, what are you makin'
a scene for? Huh?Copy !req
661. - Come on. Give me a break.
- Give you a break?Copy !req
662. Why? You think you deserve a break?Copy !req
663. - Look, I met this guy.
- You met this guy. So?Copy !req
664. Leave her alone.
- Ah, shut up! Will you sit down?Copy !req
665. So you met this guy. Go ahead.
So you met this guy. What about him?Copy !req
666. You in love with this guy?
You hate this guy?Copy !req
667. - You went to college with this guy?
- No.Copy !req
668. Come on. Don't do this. Don't.Copy !req
669. All right. Come on, will ya?Copy !req
670. Cut it out.Copy !req
671. You son of a bitch!Copy !req
672. There's this joke
about the Siamese twins.Copy !req
673. What?Copy !req
674. Have you ever heard
that old belly-twister, uh,Copy !req
675. about the Siamese twins?Copy !req
676. - No.Copy !req
677. One is named June and the other July.Copy !req
678. - Is that a real one?
- Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
679. Let me light that for you.Copy !req
680. Thank you.Copy !req
681. Oh, boy, women.Copy !req
682. If I live to be a million,
I'll never understand 'em.Copy !req
683. Crazy broads.Copy !req
684. Aw, shoot, now.Copy !req
685. Come on over here, huh?Copy !req
686. Come on. Will ya?Copy !req
687. Come on.Copy !req
688. Come on, you son of a gun.Copy !req
689. Come on, now. Come on.Copy !req
690. Come on. Ooh, you.Copy !req
691. Come on!Copy !req
692. You know you're nuts?Copy !req
693. - You know that, don't you?Copy !req
694. No, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Don't go away.Copy !req
695. Come on in. Join the party.Copy !req
696. There's been a lot of controversy
over you tonight.Copy !req
697. Oh, no, there hasn't been
any controversy.Copy !req
698. Sure there has.Copy !req
699. - You're the one in the bar, right?
- That's right.Copy !req
700. - Been waitin' a couple of hours?
- That's right.Copy !req
701. Well, then, come on, take your coat off.Copy !req
702. - Relax, join the party.
- Hey, stop that.Copy !req
703. Okay. Come on. Sit down. Sit down.Copy !req
704. We'll just have a couple drinks,
then we'll get out of here, huh?Copy !req
705. You don't mind, do ya?Copy !req
706. - What's your name, by the way?
- Richard.Copy !req
707. Well, Richard, Richard.
Atta boy. That's a nice name, Richard.Copy !req
708. Isn't that a nice name, Jackson?
Hey, Richard. Richard. Richard!Copy !req
709. I'm talkin' to you, boy.
Come on. Pay attention. Let's go.Copy !req
710. I'm Jim, that's Joe and, uh,
Stella I suppose you know.Copy !req
711. Hey, what do you do, Richard?Copy !req
712. I'm a businessman.Copy !req
713. - Insurance, huh?
- That's right.Copy !req
714. At least he's not a fag,
huh, Jeannie?Copy !req
715. - Well, maybe I am.Copy !req
716. The boy Richard is all right.
Your friend Richard...Copy !req
717. He's got spirit,
hasn't he, Jim?Copy !req
718. Listen, now that we're through
with basic training,Copy !req
719. can we knock off the grade school
theatrics? Jeannie, I...Copy !req
720. Richard, you don't know
a goddamn thing about women, do ya?Copy !req
721. You know that women are basically
all whores? Did you know that?Copy !req
722. Ooh!Copy !req
723. I'm sorry.Copy !req
724. Excuse me, Jeannie.Copy !req
725. You're married, right?
Wouldn't you say he's married, Jackson?Copy !req
726. - Oh, yeah, he's married.
- Very much so.Copy !req
727. Forty-eight, unhappy as hell.Copy !req
728. Uh-huh. Separated, out for a good time.
Out for a good time!Copy !req
729. Lookin' for a little
momentary relationship.Copy !req
730. Who the hell are you guys?Copy !req
731. Oh, didn't we tell ya, Richard?
We're the police.Copy !req
732. - Oh, yeah, we're the vice squad.
- Vice squad!Copy !req
733. They're not.
They're just kidding.Copy !req
734. So, look, you run along home, sonny boy,
and play with your own.Copy !req
735. Joe is Joe Jackson.
Jim is Jim McCarthy.Copy !req
736. He's vice president of Metal...Copy !req
737. Industries of the Pacific
West Coast and affiliate companies.Copy !req
738. Jackson's supposed
to mix the drinks, right?Copy !req
739. - Right.
- Jackson.Copy !req
740. - Get me a double-double scotch.
- Straight?Copy !req
741. - No soda and no ice.
- No soda, no ice.Copy !req
742. Neat, clean,
straight down the line, huh?Copy !req
743. Dickie, why don't you go?Copy !req
744. What do I do now?Copy !req
745. Take my coat off?Copy !req
746. What you want me to do?
Take my coat off? All right.Copy !req
747. - All right. Step outside.
- No.Copy !req
748. What do you mean, "No"?Copy !req
749. If you think I'm gonna fight
in the dark, you're crazy.Copy !req
750. - We can't fight in Miss Rapp's house.
- Why not?Copy !req
751. Why not? Look, McCarthy,
why don't you just get out of here?Copy !req
752. Nobody wants you around.Copy !req
753. - Oh, nobody wants me around, huh?
- Right.Copy !req
754. A little while ago, you almost fainted
when I offered you 200 bucks.Copy !req
755. - Oh!
- Two hundred bucks. Who needs ya!Copy !req
756. You're not even pretty!Copy !req
757. - I hope he knocks you on your fat prat!
Take it easy, Jeannie.Copy !req
758. - You wanna fight or not?
- You wanna go through with it?Copy !req
759. What are you, yellow?Copy !req
760. Oh, now you did it! Now you did it!Copy !req
761. Now your head's gonna leave your body.Copy !req
762. - Hey, do you need any help, boss?
- No!Copy !req
763. No! No, I don't need any help!Copy !req
764. No!Copy !req
765. Ooh, you wanna fight dirty, eh?Copy !req
766. - Hey, hey, hey.
- I'll kill him. Oh, my knee!Copy !req
767. My knee. I'll kill ya.
Ooh, my knee, my knee!Copy !req
768. - You shouldn't have done it so long.
- I'll kill him! I'll kill him!Copy !req
769. - All right. Come on.
Get out of my way!Copy !req
770. Come on. Will you go on? Come on, boy.Copy !req
771. I'll kill him. Oh, my knee, my knee.
Take it easy, will ya?Copy !req
772. Ow! God! I'll kill that bum.Copy !req
773. I'll take him apart
and put him together again!Copy !req
774. Yes, sir. Look, just a minute.Copy !req
775. For crying out loud,
I know you'll kill him.Copy !req
776. What's the matter with you?
Listen, I've taken guys twice his size.Copy !req
777. I'll bet you have.Copy !req
778. I had a 300-pound wrestler one time,
gave me some gaff.Copy !req
779. I picked him up over my head, threw him
to the ground. I broke his collarbone!Copy !req
780. You son of a gun.Copy !req
781. - You don't believe me, huh?
- Oh, sure I do.Copy !req
782. - How did we get into this?
- How did we get into it?Copy !req
783. How the hell do we get out of it?Copy !req
784. You son of a...Copy !req
785. Ah, shoot. You look fine.Copy !req
786. Now, take it easy, will ya?Copy !req
787. Okay. But one word
out of him, and I'll...Copy !req
788. You son of a gun!Copy !req
789. All right. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
790. I said,
"I used to do a little bit of, uh...Copy !req
791. "A little bit of fighting."Copy !req
792. I understand you're a pretty big
businessman. Is that right, Jim?Copy !req
793. Yeah, that's right.Copy !req
794. Stella tells me you're
in advertising and promotion.Copy !req
795. Yeah, that's my title.Copy !req
796. They think I'm worth $150,000 a year
plus expenses for it.Copy !req
797. Ah. Who's your biggest account?Copy !req
798. He doesn't believe me.Copy !req
799. - Hey, look. Here's a card.
- I'm not interested.Copy !req
800. - No, he's not interested in that.
- You buy, uh, brass and aluminium?Copy !req
801. Yep. I buy brass and aluminium.Copy !req
802. - Is that right?
- That's right. Case closed.Copy !req
803. Hey. Hey, now. Look, you son of a gun.Copy !req
804. You told me in the kitchen.Copy !req
805. Okay.Copy !req
806. Hey, uh, you ever hear the one
about the fag motorcycle driver?Copy !req
807. Yeah, I heard that.Copy !req
808. Well, how about the one about
the little Jewish agent who...Copy !req
809. "Not necessarily."
I heard that one, too.Copy !req
810. Hey, why don't you tell him
about that one about "probably"...Copy !req
811. Oh, come on, now.
You gave the punch line away.Copy !req
812. - What's the matter with you?
- I heard that one.Copy !req
813. - How about the goose one?
- The goose one?Copy !req
814. Yeah. The goose that goes down
the subway and gets peopled to death.Copy !req
815. The goose that goes down the subway
and gets peopled to death.Copy !req
816. Oh, you're too much. Oh, boy!Copy !req
817. Hey, did you hear the one aboutCopy !req
818. the little Jewish carpenter
who was so mean...Copy !req
819. Once a schmuck, always a schmuck.Copy !req
820. That's not the ending I heard.Copy !req
821. That joke's old enough to have a beard.Copy !req
822. You're really uncanny.Copy !req
823. Oh, boy.Copy !req
824. Hey, you said you were in business.
What kind, uh...Copy !req
825. He said he was in insurance business.Copy !req
826. Well, I'm in finance.
That's a form of insurance.Copy !req
827. - Oh, really?
- Yes.Copy !req
828. - What do you do there?
- I'm chairman of the board.Copy !req
829. - We have one corporation.
- Yeah? What's the firm?Copy !req
830. - Investment Finance.
- That's a pretty big outfit.Copy !req
831. - Yeah.
- Hey, uh, do you know Stewie Ray?Copy !req
832. He's not kidding.
I'm not making it up. Stewie Ray.Copy !req
833. - Works for me.
No kidding? Really?Copy !req
834. - Yeah.
- He's a nice guy. Hell of a nice guy.Copy !req
835. - You do business with him?
- Ah, we talk once in a while.Copy !req
836. A firm like mine has to have
a good credit rate. We talk.Copy !req
837. - That's very good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
838. Enough of business already.
I'm getting hungry.Copy !req
839. You been to Chicago, Dick?Copy !req
840. - Not often.
- There he goes. He's...Copy !req
841. He's uncanny with this phraseology,
you know that?Copy !req
842. No wonder you're chairman of the board.Copy !req
843. Jeannie, you know what
chairman of the board is?Copy !req
844. He's the man. He's a killer.
Boy, he's got all the weight.Copy !req
845. Did you ever tell Jean
about the board of directors' meeting?Copy !req
846. I was just about to,
but I didn't get the chance somehow.Copy !req
847. There he goes with that
uncanny phraseology of his again.Copy !req
848. Boy, I'll bet you're a real murderer
behind that big desk of yours.Copy !req
849. Well, I don't have a big desk.Copy !req
850. You know, you're all right.
You're all right. You know...Copy !req
851. I've been a...
I've been a road man all my life.Copy !req
852. I've been in every toilet in 50 states.Copy !req
853. I sort of prefer it that way.
Hey, do you know the...Copy !req
854. Hey, you know what?
Before they had planes, they had trains.Copy !req
855. Now they got these planes that fly
like that.Copy !req
856. Four and a half hours
from New York to Los Angeles.Copy !req
857. Four and a half hours. You believe that?Copy !req
858. - I don't wanna talk about business.
- Huh?Copy !req
859. I don't wanna either.
I'd rather play a game of billiards.Copy !req
860. Do you play billiards?Copy !req
861. I can tell by your expression you don't.
I'll bet you're a golf man, right?Copy !req
862. - Tennis.
- Tennis. My kid plays tennis, too.Copy !req
863. Is that right? Tennis? No kidding.Copy !req
864. I got a friend of mine who bought
Don Budge's house.Copy !req
865. I know those guys.
You know, Segura, Kramer, uh, Gonzales.Copy !req
866. I only play for myself.Copy !req
867. Sure. Go down,
play a few sets, work off the gut.Copy !req
868. That'll keep your mind...
Uh, body up with your mind.Copy !req
869. I got a kid who plays, too.Copy !req
870. He's a hell of a nice kid.
Smart as a whip, too.Copy !req
871. - Nothing like his old man.
- Why you S.O.B.Copy !req
872. - You're right. I am an S.O.B.
- You are.Copy !req
873. Oh, boy. This kid's fantastic.
He runs! He runs!Copy !req
874. And he runs for hours and hours.
Summer, winter, snowing, rain.Copy !req
875. He doesn't care.
He swims in any kind of weather.Copy !req
876. Oh, boy. I'm tellin' ya, I don't know
where these kids get the energy.Copy !req
877. You ever see these Ivy League kids?Copy !req
878. They all look alike,
skinny shoulders, sneakers.Copy !req
879. I don't know what the hell
you're talking about.Copy !req
880. Oh, I don't know either.Copy !req
881. - Hey. Hey.
- What?Copy !req
882. I think that Dickie would like
to be alone with the young lady.Copy !req
883. Oh, sure. Who wouldn't?
I would, too. You kidding?Copy !req
884. A couple of visiting firemen come in,
cramp your style,Copy !req
885. step all over your feet, huh?Copy !req
886. Listen, McCarthy,
if you don't get out of here,Copy !req
887. I'm gonna call the vice squad.Copy !req
888. - Hey, remember. We're the vice squad!
- You're the vice squad!Copy !req
889. Okay. Hey, Stella, why don't you
give that girl... What's her name?Copy !req
890. - Marta.
- Marta. Why don't you give her a call?Copy !req
891. Now, come on, sweetheart? All right?
Then we can get out of here. Okay?Copy !req
892. Oh, gee, Dick, how did we get
into this situation anyway?Copy !req
893. I'm sorry. It's ridiculous, isn't it?Copy !req
894. Why don't I give you a call Monday?Copy !req
895. Maybe we can have lunch or, uh,
maybe just talk on the phone, all right?Copy !req
896. - That's a very good idea.
- Good. Okay. Stewie Ray.Copy !req
897. Ah. Oh, boy.Copy !req
898. Ah, Stewie Ray. Hey, come on.Copy !req
899. Oh, Jeannie, I'll call you
the next time I get in town.Copy !req
900. Yes, yes, you do that.Copy !req
901. Come on, Stella.
Let's go. Shake it up!Copy !req
902. - It's been a real pleasure.
- Nice meeting you.Copy !req
903. - Richard, old boy.
- Jim.Copy !req
904. - Nice meeting you.
- Right.Copy !req
905. - Sorry about what happened.
- Well, that's the way it goes.Copy !req
906. - Night.
- Joey.Copy !req
907. It's really been a pleasure.Copy !req
908. - You're gonna get a raise, Joey.
- I hope so.Copy !req
909. Come on, Stella, step it up,
will ya? Let's go. Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
910. I'm glad she's not too tired.
I gotta get my coat. Wait.Copy !req
911. Come on. Let's go. Let's go.Copy !req
912. - Wait till I get...
It's cold outside.Copy !req
913. - Come on.
Good night, Jeannie.Copy !req
914. Thanks. See you later.Copy !req
915. Good night again. Good night, Miss Rapp.Copy !req
916. Dickie, Stewie Ray, huh?Copy !req
917. Stewie Ray!Copy !req
918. - I thought they'd never leave.Copy !req
919. "Stewie Ray."Copy !req
920. - "You're a golf man, right, Richard?"
- Tennis.Copy !req
921. I never laughed so hard.Copy !req
922. I was pretty good, wasn't I?Copy !req
923. - My hero.
- Hi, ho, Silver!Copy !req
924. Shh!Copy !req
925. White horse hero. You get it?Copy !req
926. Yeah, I get it.Copy !req
927. Ah, Dickie, Dickie, Dickie.Copy !req
928. I like you, you know.
I really do like ya.Copy !req
929. - Well, don't get serious.
- I'm not.Copy !req
930. - Well, don't.
- I wasn't.Copy !req
931. Definition of "seriousness".Copy !req
932. Noun. Grave or solemn of disposition.Copy !req
933. Yeah, well, I wasn't getting serious.
I'm your friend.Copy !req
934. Well, you know how
I feel about friendship.Copy !req
935. - No. How do you feel?
- Definition of "friendship".Copy !req
936. Noun. One who's attached to anotherCopy !req
937. because of their personal regard.Copy !req
938. Companion, a comrade, a chum,Copy !req
939. and someone who doesn't get serious.Copy !req
940. - Friends never get serious?
- Never.Copy !req
941. - Can a friend ask a question?
- No. And shut up.Copy !req
942. Let's do Peter Piper
picked a pickle... Peck a...Copy !req
943. - Ah, Dickie, I'm exhausted.
- You can't be exhausted.Copy !req
944. Peter Piper picked a peck of peckled...Copy !req
945. Peter Piper picked a peck of...Copy !req
946. Hey, Dickie, why did you want to see me?Copy !req
947. I wanted to play with you.Copy !req
948. All right. Then what?Copy !req
949. Oh, we'd play, have a few laughs,Copy !req
950. see what developed.Copy !req
951. - I like you.
- You like me.Copy !req
952. - I like you.
- All right, you like me.Copy !req
953. - That's right. I like you.
- Oh, Dickie, what's the matter?Copy !req
954. You think I'm one of
those gross businessmen?Copy !req
955. You think I have a secretary
that picks up the phoneCopy !req
956. and gets me whatever I want?Copy !req
957. Jeannie, I buried eight relatives
in the past six years.Copy !req
958. There's nobody left but me.
I'm just a mild successCopy !req
959. in a dull profession,
and I wanna start over again.Copy !req
960. And I've got a bad kidney!Copy !req
961. So?Copy !req
962. Come on and take a bath.Copy !req
963. I don't want a bath!Copy !req
964. No bath?Copy !req
965. No bath.Copy !req
966. People drown in bathtubs.Copy !req
967. No hard feelings?Copy !req
968. You're aces high with me, Charlie.Copy !req
969. You know, you're a very strange man.Copy !req
970. - Well, you want me to leave, I'll leave.
- But not sensitive.Copy !req
971. And another thing,
you don't make me insecure.Copy !req
972. - That's not one of my problems.
- Good.Copy !req
973. Alrighty.Copy !req
974. Now.Copy !req
975. Okay, give me a foot.Copy !req
976. —Those are new socks.Copy !req
977. Yeah? Good.Copy !req
978. - Yeah, new socks make me insecure.Copy !req
979. Clothes make the man.Copy !req
980. - What does that do?
- Makes your feet smell good.Copy !req
981. Oh, that's fine.Copy !req
982. Then I'm gonna dry them off,
I'm gonna powder them down,Copy !req
983. and then I'm gonna rub 'em till warm.Copy !req
984. - I trust you.
- What?Copy !req
985. I said... I said I trust you.Copy !req
986. Good.Copy !req
987. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.Copy !req
988. Oh, Freddie.Copy !req
989. Jeannie. Hey, Jeannie.Copy !req
990. Jeannie, you wanna hear a secret, huh?Copy !req
991. Oh, Jeannie, I don't give a damn
about racial, religious,Copy !req
992. moral, economical, political problems.Copy !req
993. - That makes two of us.
- Eating meat disturbs me.Copy !req
994. Right. Can you imagine raising
poor little chickens, steers and lambsCopy !req
995. to fill our tummies?Copy !req
996. Now, there's a problem and nobody cares.Copy !req
997. Right.Copy !req
998. - Right? Huh? Right?
- Right.Copy !req
999. They take all the wool off the lamb,
and then we eat it.Copy !req
1000. Oh, Dickie.Copy !req
1001. What is all this holier-than-thou crap
that they hand us?Copy !req
1002. You know what I think?
I think we were all created evil!Copy !req
1003. Then some wise guy...
Some, uh... A left-winger or a...Copy !req
1004. A union organiser comes along and
tells us that we all were created good.Copy !req
1005. We were all created in His image. Right?Copy !req
1006. - Wrong.Copy !req
1007. Hey, Jeannie. Jeannie, come here.Copy !req
1008. Now, I'm gonna tell you something.
This is serious.Copy !req
1009. You're such a lovely girl, Jeannie,Copy !req
1010. but you talk too much.Copy !req
1011. I talk too much?Copy !req
1012. Didn't anybody ever tell you that?Copy !req
1013. You talk too much.Copy !req
1014. - I..?
- Now turn out the lights.Copy !req
1015. I'm spending the night.Copy !req
1016. You're a son of a bitch.
Do you know that?Copy !req
1017. Why am I a son of a bitch?Copy !req
1018. Because you get to me.Copy !req
1019. And anybody that gets to me...Copy !req
1020. You kill me.Copy !req
1021. Let's have some music.Copy !req
1022. ♪ Ow!Copy !req
1023. Here we are.Copy !req
1024. Come on!Copy !req
1025. Well, come on. Here's the living room.Copy !req
1026. Come on.Copy !req
1027. Ooh! Oh!Copy !req
1028. Oh, oh, Chet.Copy !req
1029. Ooh, ooh, ooh.Copy !req
1030. Leave her alone now, and stop it!Copy !req
1031. - Come and sit down.
- Hey.Copy !req
1032. Let's just sit down!Copy !req
1033. It's a nice place you got here.Copy !req
1034. Thank you. It's 27 years old.Copy !req
1035. - Twenty-seven years old?
- Oh, come on, Chettie!Copy !req
1036. Let's do some more
twistin' and groovin'.Copy !req
1037. - Florence, the party's over.
- Come on, Florence.Copy !req
1038. Oh, no. The party's just beginning.Copy !req
1039. - Right, Chettie?
- Uh, yeah, right.Copy !req
1040. 'Cause I'm mixing the drinkies.Copy !req
1041. Ladies, declare!Copy !req
1042. - Gin and tonic.
- Scotch and soda.Copy !req
1043. Two glasses comin' up. Oh!Copy !req
1044. Look, I got these records.Copy !req
1045. Can we have some music, please?Copy !req
1046. Can we have some music or something,
or are we just gonna sit here?Copy !req
1047. Where are you from, Chet?Copy !req
1048. Detroit.Copy !req
1049. Do you like Los Angeles?Copy !req
1050. Do you?Copy !req
1051. Well, I like the climate.Copy !req
1052. I do, too.Copy !req
1053. Well! Well, wasn't that
some place tonight, huh?Copy !req
1054. And those dances.
The, uh, Watusi and the Frug.Copy !req
1055. Oh, yeah.
- And the Dog and the Jerk.Copy !req
1056. And the...
- Did you like it?Copy !req
1057. With all those young boys?
Of course I liked it.Copy !req
1058. Yeah.Copy !req
1059. - Yeah.
- Of course I liked it.Copy !req
1060. I did notice that you handled yourself
very well at the A-Go-Go.Copy !req
1061. Oh! Well, thank you.Copy !req
1062. You're definitely an individual type.Copy !req
1063. I mean, you don't seem to succumb
to the atmosphere.Copy !req
1064. Who was the little blonde girlCopy !req
1065. with the big blue eyes
and the big bazoom?Copy !req
1066. And did you notice the one
in the black tights with the boots?Copy !req
1067. You have to have
the figure for those tights.Copy !req
1068. I have never had any complaints, Louise.Copy !req
1069. Billie-May, I didn't say
anything like that.Copy !req
1070. You...Copy !req
1071. Come on, now, you guys. I mean,
like, you got nothin' to worry about.Copy !req
1072. Really. Believe me. None of ya.Copy !req
1073. Believe me, will ya?Copy !req
1074. You people are too much, man. Look...Copy !req
1075. Are you kiddin'?Copy !req
1076. Well, out of that whole room
full of pretty, young chicks,Copy !req
1077. what made you come over to our table?Copy !req
1078. Oh, Billie-May, you know why?Copy !req
1079. Because there was
something wrong with ya.Copy !req
1080. You guys were all
sitting there like a bunch of...Copy !req
1081. Well, like you were gonna
break into tears any minute.Copy !req
1082. Now, if I see someone trying to join inCopy !req
1083. and not knowing how,Copy !req
1084. if I myself know howCopy !req
1085. and always make it a point
to know how with anybody,Copy !req
1086. and I say, "Go on over, man".Copy !req
1087. Kind of like, uh, Jesus said. You know.Copy !req
1088. Kind of like Christ said, you know.
Help thy neighbour, man.Copy !req
1089. - Is he the one that said that?
Billie-May,Copy !req
1090. what difference does it make
who said it?Copy !req
1091. What difference does it make
who said it?Copy !req
1092. It could have been, uh...Copy !req
1093. It could have been Him.Copy !req
1094. It could have been Gandhi.
It could have been Buddha.Copy !req
1095. It could have been spoodah.
It could have been your daddy.Copy !req
1096. It could have been your mama.
It could have been your uh-uh.Copy !req
1097. Could have been your huh-huh.Copy !req
1098. What difference, man?Copy !req
1099. Hey, listen, man. It's a very good way
to express yourself.Copy !req
1100. What do you mean?Copy !req
1101. What?Copy !req
1102. I said, "What do you mean?"Copy !req
1103. Well, I said, like, take a guy my age.Copy !req
1104. I gotta have some kind of a release.Copy !req
1105. Now, do you wanna...Copy !req
1106. Well, I can't very well
hold up a bank for kicks.Copy !req
1107. - That's against the law, right?
Right.Copy !req
1108. Right, Chettie.
- Then everybody agrees with me.Copy !req
1109. - Christ. So what do you do?
You dance.Copy !req
1110. - You dance.
You dance.Copy !req
1111. You have a few belts and go up
to some chick's pad and make it, baby.Copy !req
1112. Make it?Copy !req
1113. Just make it, baby.
You out-and-out lay down and...Copy !req
1114. And I...Copy !req
1115. Or you can sit around,
have a drag and, uh,Copy !req
1116. think about what's wrong
and all, you know?Copy !req
1117. Oh, I know what you mean.Copy !req
1118. - I think you do.
Oh, sure she does.Copy !req
1119. Sure she does.Copy !req
1120. Well!
- Well!Copy !req
1121. Aaah!Copy !req
1122. Yeah, boy.Copy !req
1123. Well, Louise, Maria,
Florence, there it is.Copy !req
1124. This is it.Copy !req
1125. The, uh, new generation.
The one our husbands...Copy !req
1126. That's fun...Copy !req
1127. That's funny as hell.Copy !req
1128. Billie-May, how'd you happen to get
on the subject of our husbands again?Copy !req
1129. Well... Oh...Copy !req
1130. Because they're scared.
They're scared men. I mean...Copy !req
1131. Well, they're...Copy !req
1132. They're scared of you.Copy !req
1133. They're scared of you. They're, uh...Copy !req
1134. - Really?
- Mmm-hmm.Copy !req
1135. They are scared of your youth,Copy !req
1136. and your spirit,Copy !req
1137. and your build.Copy !req
1138. They think that they
are the kings of the earthCopy !req
1139. and they do not want you
takin' their place, see?Copy !req
1140. Well, I don't want it. I mean, not...Copy !req
1141. Well, I just don't want the hang-up.Copy !req
1142. Chettie!Copy !req
1143. You're a damn good-looking kid
for only 23.Copy !req
1144. - Florence.
- Let's dance.Copy !req
1145. - No.
- Come on.Copy !req
1146. - No.
- Come on. It's easy.Copy !req
1147. - No. No, Chet. I don't wanna.
- Right shoe.Copy !req
1148. Right shoe. Yeah, baby.
Put it right there.Copy !req
1149. - No.
- Come on.Copy !req
1150. - Come on. That's it.Copy !req
1151. - Where are you... Come here.
- No.Copy !req
1152. Right here, baby. It's easy.Copy !req
1153. Come on.Copy !req
1154. Oh, I think we're makin'
fools of ourselves.Copy !req
1155. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1156. I'm making a fool of myself?Copy !req
1157. Well, we are. Yeah.Copy !req
1158. - Well, who are you to criticise me?
- I'm not criticising. I'm just saying...Copy !req
1159. You don't have to tell me
I'm making a fool of myself.Copy !req
1160. Look, I know how to dance my way.Copy !req
1161. I don't need you to tell me about it.Copy !req
1162. I come from a musical background.Copy !req
1163. - I take care of a family of five.
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
1164. I have a college degree,Copy !req
1165. and I don't need you to tell me
I'm making a fool of myself.Copy !req
1166. - Hey. Wait a minute. I'm sorry...
- Don't touch me!Copy !req
1167. Chettie, you criticised her, honey.
Criticise me.Copy !req
1168. At my age, I'm willing
to learn, honey. Please.Copy !req
1169. Okay, you wanna cool it
just for a moment?Copy !req
1170. ♪ Hot-headed Florence,
she's from TorranceCopy !req
1171. Well.Copy !req
1172. Well, I think that I maintained
my dignity throughout the entire thing.Copy !req
1173. I mean, hell, it isn't as if
we did anything wrong.Copy !req
1174. All anybody has to do
is just to look at the four of us.Copy !req
1175. I mean, to know that there was
nothing wrong.Copy !req
1176. And if old Malcolm
is gonna get upset over a...Copy !req
1177. Over a silly thing like that,
then where are we?Copy !req
1178. But you know Louise.Copy !req
1179. She is gonna go home and talk about
how vulgar it wasCopy !req
1180. and how terrible we all behaved and how
she went home the moment it all began.Copy !req
1181. But I don't...Copy !req
1182. Well, if she does, I'm just
gonna tell her she's full of it.Copy !req
1183. But I don't think she will. Do you?Copy !req
1184. I mean, not that I give a damn anyway.Copy !req
1185. You know, this is gonna put her
back on the couch for another 25 years.Copy !req
1186. I'll tell you something else
funny, honey.Copy !req
1187. I love Malcolm.Copy !req
1188. Yes, I am in love with my husband.Copy !req
1189. How about that?Copy !req
1190. I think he's nice.Copy !req
1191. Don't you?Copy !req
1192. You know my Louie.Copy !req
1193. So short.Copy !req
1194. Those awful glasses.Copy !req
1195. And he can't carry a tune,
much less dance.Copy !req
1196. What's the matter?Copy !req
1197. Are you tired?Copy !req
1198. Oh, come on. Don't be tired.
The evening's young, you know.Copy !req
1199. You know, these dances,
these wild, crazy dances,Copy !req
1200. I think they've succeeded
where science failed.Copy !req
1201. 'Cause, you know, I can go to
a beauty parlour and sit there for hoursCopy !req
1202. having my hair done
and my nails polished,Copy !req
1203. but I don't feel any younger.Copy !req
1204. I might look it.Copy !req
1205. But these dances,
these wild, crazy dances,Copy !req
1206. they do something to me inside.Copy !req
1207. Well, to hell with Louie.Copy !req
1208. Because do you know
one of these days I'm gonna croak?Copy !req
1209. And I'm gonna flop down on the ground,
and some goddamn preacher'sCopy !req
1210. gonna preach a goddamn sermon
over my goddamn body!Copy !req
1211. Oh, Chettie, Chettie, Chettie.Copy !req
1212. Oh! Oh, Chettie.Copy !req
1213. Let's put on another record
and dance some more, shall we?Copy !req
1214. Shall we?Copy !req
1215. Oh. Oh, Chettie.Copy !req
1216. I'm so exhausted.Copy !req
1217. Oh! I'm so exhausted.Copy !req
1218. - I'm...
- Oh. Wait.Copy !req
1219. Oh, Chettie!Copy !req
1220. —Oh, Chettie. Chettie.Copy !req
1221. Oh, Chettie, you know,
I just love to dance, don't you?Copy !req
1222. I love ya, Flo. I just love ya.Copy !req
1223. Oh, you know, I could...
I could just dance...Copy !req
1224. Dance all night with you.Copy !req
1225. - Oh. You know it?
- I know you could.Copy !req
1226. Oh, that's so wonderful.Copy !req
1227. You're wonderful.Copy !req
1228. Chettie,Copy !req
1229. would you kiss me?Copy !req
1230. Florence. Florence.Copy !req
1231. Mmm!Copy !req
1232. Chettie, will you drive me home?Copy !req
1233. Sure.Copy !req
1234. Sure. I'll drive you home.Copy !req
1235. Chettie! Chettie!Copy !req
1236. You said you'd drive me home.Copy !req
1237. I will. I will.Copy !req
1238. Maria, he is driving me home.Copy !req
1239. - Florence, you haven't got a car.
- Let me have your car.Copy !req
1240. - I will drive you home.
- I will return it tomorrow.Copy !req
1241. All right. Let me get the keys.Copy !req
1242. I'll drive.Copy !req
1243. You son of a...Copy !req
1244. No, no.
- Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
1245. - No, no, no, no, no.
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
1246. Let me change.Copy !req
1247. Okay.Copy !req
1248. It's the lights.Copy !req
1249. I don't like lights.Copy !req
1250. Aaah!Copy !req
1251. Yeah, well, I'm all wet.Copy !req
1252. You know you have a beautiful body?Copy !req
1253. Yeah, well...Copy !req
1254. I've been told that, yes.Copy !req
1255. I have been seduced.Copy !req
1256. Is it a nice feeling?Copy !req
1257. I am not tired, if that's what you mean.Copy !req
1258. Eat your eggs.Copy !req
1259. What does that mean?Copy !req
1260. It means that your eggs are hot,
and they're gonna get cold.Copy !req
1261. You're a lousy cook.Copy !req
1262. Thank you. I love to cook. My mom always
told me, "You wanna eat, cook.Copy !req
1263. "Otherwise you'll be skinny.Copy !req
1264. "And skinny people
are not like fat people.Copy !req
1265. "Fat people are jolly."Copy !req
1266. - Right?
- Wrong.Copy !req
1267. Skinny people are happy
because they're not fat.Copy !req
1268. Okay, I'll diet.Copy !req
1269. You're not fat.Copy !req
1270. - What?
- You're voluptuous.Copy !req
1271. What?Copy !req
1272. I can't hear you, Dickie.Copy !req
1273. Oh. Dishes.Copy !req
1274. Well, that's a negative attitude.Copy !req
1275. - What? Putting on my pants?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1276. Well, I just hate getting out of bed.
That's all.Copy !req
1277. Stop apologising. I love ya.Copy !req
1278. - Don't be so bighearted.
- What an answer.Copy !req
1279. - Well, you make lousy eggs.
- I do?Copy !req
1280. Yes, and I don't know how
anyone could make lousy eggs.Copy !req
1281. Look, in my whole life
nobody ever told me I make lousy eggs.Copy !req
1282. Yeah, but nobody was ever
honest with you before.Copy !req
1283. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1284. - What do you want? Cigarettes?
- Oh, no, I quit.Copy !req
1285. I don't smoke either. I never did.Copy !req
1286. - Well, don't I get any credit for that?
- No.Copy !req
1287. Did you know I steal in supermarkets?Copy !req
1288. And I don't like dogs.Copy !req
1289. - You don't like dogs?
- Hate them. Puppies even.Copy !req
1290. What do you mean you steal?Copy !req
1291. Oh, you jerk.Copy !req
1292. Just don't ever say
you know all of Jeannie Rapp's secrets.Copy !req
1293. - You're wearing false eyelashes.
- So?Copy !req
1294. You're stupid.
So help me God, you're stupid.Copy !req
1295. I'm stupid? You can't even say a decent,Copy !req
1296. "Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers".Copy !req
1297. All you do is say, "Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled poopers".Copy !req
1298. Well, that doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
1299. I dream of Jeannie, Peter Piper,Copy !req
1300. laughing, dancing, having a good time.Copy !req
1301. Does it begin to come back to you?Copy !req
1302. Oh, you're such a child.Copy !req
1303. I am not a child.
You're a... You're a lousy dancer.Copy !req
1304. - You oughta take lessons.
- Well, I took dances.Copy !req
1305. You know, you have a tin ear, too.
You can't even carry a tune.Copy !req
1306. But last night, you danced
and you sang and you just let it all goCopy !req
1307. and didn't we have a good time?Copy !req
1308. You liked making love to me, didn't you?Copy !req
1309. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1310. So, you see, there.
That's good, isn't it?Copy !req
1311. And you enjoyed
my company, too, didn't you?Copy !req
1312. I enjoyed your company.Copy !req
1313. And you said that you trusted me,
didn't you?Copy !req
1314. Yes, I did.Copy !req
1315. And you thought Peter Piper was
pretty important last night, didn't you?Copy !req
1316. - Didn't you?
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
1317. You see? I'm always right.Copy !req
1318. I listened to your demented
dialogue, too, didn't I?Copy !req
1319. - Yes, you did.
- And I thought you were crazy, didn't I?Copy !req
1320. But I made love to you,
and I held you in my arms all night.Copy !req
1321. And if you'd been out
in the street last night,Copy !req
1322. they'd have had you committed.
Wouldn't they?Copy !req
1323. Right?Copy !req
1324. I suppose so.Copy !req
1325. You son of a gun.Copy !req
1326. How come you hate me now?Copy !req
1327. Jeannie,Copy !req
1328. do me a favour?Copy !req
1329. Don't be silly any more.Copy !req
1330. Just be yourself.Copy !req
1331. But I am myself.Copy !req
1332. Who else would I be?Copy !req
1333. I'm serious.Copy !req
1334. Definition of "serious".Copy !req
1335. Blah, blah, blah, blah.Copy !req
1336. Let me get this garbage out of here.Copy !req
1337. Jeannie.Copy !req
1338. Jeannie?Copy !req
1339. Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.Copy !req
1340. Now, if Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers,Copy !req
1341. where is the peck of
pickled peppers Peter picked?Copy !req
1342. Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.Copy !req
1343. If Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers,Copy !req
1344. where's the peck of
pickled peppers Peter picked?Copy !req
1345. Huh?Copy !req
1346. Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.Copy !req
1347. Now, if Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers,Copy !req
1348. where is the peck of
pickled peppers Peter picked?Copy !req
1349. Peter Piper picked a peck...Copy !req
1350. Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled peppers.Copy !req
1351. If Peter Piper picked a peck
of pickled peppers...Copy !req
1352. Operator, I want
the emergency rescue squad.Copy !req
1353. My number?Copy !req
1354. My number is...Copy !req
1355. No way.Copy !req
1356. Come on.Copy !req
1357. Come on, now, drink this, damn it!Copy !req
1358. Goddamn bitch. Drink this!Copy !req
1359. Please walk.Copy !req
1360. Walk.Copy !req
1361. Maria, walk, please.Copy !req
1362. Walk. Come on.Copy !req
1363. Come on, now. Don't go back out.Copy !req
1364. No. You gotta stay awake. Please.Copy !req
1365. I don't want you to die.Copy !req
1366. Please, lady.Copy !req
1367. You gotta stay awake.Copy !req
1368. - You gotta stay awake.Copy !req
1369. Hey. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1370. Come on, now! God damn it!Copy !req
1371. Now, come on!Copy !req
1372. That's it! Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1373. Ooh, you gonna cry? Oh! Come on.Copy !req
1374. Come on.Copy !req
1375. I didn't want to hit you,
but don't go to sleep on me.Copy !req
1376. Oh! Come on, now. Cry.
That's it. That's life, honey.Copy !req
1377. Tears are happiness, man. Just do it.Copy !req
1378. Come on, now. Oh.Copy !req
1379. You silly nut.Copy !req
1380. Do you want some coffee?Copy !req
1381. Can I trust ya? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
1382. Okay. Wait a minute.Copy !req
1383. I don't trust ya anyway. I don't.Copy !req
1384. - Ah! You little sneaky, you.Copy !req
1385. I'm gonna get you some coffee.Copy !req
1386. I'm cold.Copy !req
1387. I like you.Copy !req
1388. I caused you a lot of pain
and a lot of grief,Copy !req
1389. and I almost killed ya.Copy !req
1390. And I prayed, man. Oh...
I prayed to God.Copy !req
1391. I said, "God, please, dear God,
don't let anything happen to herCopy !req
1392. "'cause I love her so much,
and I'll do anything you say, God".Copy !req
1393. And, man, I don't even
believe in Him, you know.Copy !req
1394. But, I mean, it doesn't matter. I...
We protect ourselves.Copy !req
1395. So, when you talk ethics
and values and honesty,Copy !req
1396. and I'm a nice guy and you're a nice guyCopy !req
1397. and this and that, you know,
I mean, it just doesn't matter.Copy !req
1398. Nobody cares.Copy !req
1399. Nobody has the time
to be vulnerable to each other.Copy !req
1400. So, we just go on.Copy !req
1401. I mean, right away our armour comes out
like a shield and goes around usCopy !req
1402. and we become like mechanical men.Copy !req
1403. Yeah. And I called you
a mechanical woman, huh?Copy !req
1404. I got news. I'm so mechanical...Copy !req
1405. Honey, it's absolutely ludicrous
how mechanical a person can be.Copy !req
1406. I am the sexiest guy in the world.Copy !req
1407. I have blond hair.Copy !req
1408. I can get all the women I want.Copy !req
1409. You're waking up, aren't ya?Copy !req
1410. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1411. You silly little puddin'.Copy !req
1412. Yes, I am a silly little puddin'.Copy !req
1413. You know, anybody that would
pop a lot of sleeping pills,Copy !req
1414. anybody that wouldCopy !req
1415. their guts out, you know,
in front of company,Copy !req
1416. anybody that would let a guy slap her
and not be mad at him...Copy !req
1417. - You're supposed to be saving my life.
- ... hasn't got much to say.Copy !req
1418. I've got lots to say. You wanna try me?Copy !req
1419. No, I hate you. I really hate you.Copy !req
1420. I thought you just had problems.Copy !req
1421. That's wonderful. That's something new.Copy !req
1422. A noble adulteress.Copy !req
1423. I think you ought to be rewarded.Copy !req
1424. I'll write it into a policy. You commit
adultery, the adulterer gets killed.Copy !req
1425. The beneficiary, who is the adulteress,
gets paid off, right?Copy !req
1426. Dickie, I don't care.Copy !req
1427. Rejected for the thousandth time
in 14 years.Copy !req
1428. She doesn't care.Copy !req
1429. All I have to do is find
that 10-year-old rapist and kill him.Copy !req
1430. And then you get paid off.Copy !req
1431. You don't need me,
you don't need any man.Copy !req
1432. And I'll write the policy.Copy !req
1433. What the hell were you doing?
Chasing each other all over the house?Copy !req
1434. You couldn't get laid in bed,
so you come down to the kitchen?Copy !req
1435. Then you go up and take a shower
to wash off the kitchen?Copy !req
1436. You get laid once
and everything is solved!Copy !req
1437. Get all the soldiers in Vietnam laid and
the whole Middle East problem is solved!Copy !req
1438. You want violence, huh?
You want me to be violent? Is that it?Copy !req
1439. You want me to slap you across the face
every time you open your mouth?Copy !req
1440. I hate my life.Copy !req
1441. I just don't love you.Copy !req
1442. Throw me a cigarette, please.Copy !req
1443. A light.Copy !req
1444. My lighter, please.Copy !req
1445. Those pills, they tie up your lungs.Copy !req
1446. Ouch.Copy !req
1447. ♪ Never felt like this beforeCopy !req
1448. - Excuse me.
♪ I want you to come stand over hereCopy !req