1. The subs included in mkv where out ouf sync...
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2. "Random thoughts
for Valentine's Day, 2004.Copy !req
3. "Today is a holiday invented
by greeting-card companiesCopy !req
4. "to make people
feel like crap.Copy !req
5. "I ditched work today.Copy !req
6. "Took a train out to Montauk.Copy !req
7. "I don't know why.Copy !req
8. "I'm not an impulsive person.Copy !req
9. "I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.Copy !req
10. "I gotta get my car fixed."Copy !req
11. Hi, Cindy. It's Joel.Copy !req
12. Listen, I don't feel
very well today.Copy !req
13. No, food poisoning,
I think.Copy !req
14. "It's goddamn freezing
on this beach.Copy !req
15. "Montauk in February.
Brilliant, Joel.Copy !req
16. "Pages ripped out.
Don't remember doing that.Copy !req
17. "It appears this is
my first entry in two years.Copy !req
18. "Sand is overrated.Copy !req
19. "It's just tiny little rocks.Copy !req
20. "If only I could
meet someone new.Copy !req
21. "I guess my chances
of that happeningCopy !req
22. "are somewhat diminished,Copy !req
23. "since I'm incapable
of making eye contact
with a woman I don't know.Copy !req
24. "Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi.
She was nice.Copy !req
25. "Nice is good.Copy !req
26. "She loved me.Copy !req
27. "Why do I fall in love
with every woman I seeCopy !req
28. "who shows me
the least bit of attention?"Copy !req
29. Hi.Copy !req
30. I'm sorry?
I just said hi.Copy !req
31. Hi, hello.Copy !req
32. Okay if I sit closer?Copy !req
33. How far are you going?Copy !req
34. Rockville Center.Copy !req
35. Get out. Me, too.Copy !req
36. Really?Copy !req
37. What are the odds?Copy !req
38. Listen, do I know you?Copy !req
39. Do you ever shop
at Barnes and Noble?Copy !req
40. Sure.Copy !req
41. That's it!
Yeah?Copy !req
42. I've seen you, man.Copy !req
43. Book slave there
for five years now.Copy !req
44. Jesus!Copy !req
45. I would have thought
I would remember you.Copy !req
46. It might be the hair.Copy !req
47. What might?Copy !req
48. It changes a lot,
the color.Copy !req
49. That's why you might
not recognize me.Copy !req
50. It's called Blue Ruin.
Right.Copy !req
51. The color.
Snappy name, huh?Copy !req
52. I like it.Copy !req
53. This company makes
a whole line of colors
with equally snappy names.Copy !req
54. You've got Red Menace,
Yellow Fever,
Green Revolution.Copy !req
55. That would be a job,
coming up with those names.Copy !req
56. You think there could
possibly be a job like that?Copy !req
57. I mean, how many hair colors
could there be? 15 maybe?Copy !req
58. Someone's got that job.Copy !req
59. Agent Orange.
I came up with that one.Copy !req
60. I apply my personality
in a paste.Copy !req
61. I doubt that very much.Copy !req
62. Well, you don't know me,
so you don't know, do you?Copy !req
63. I'm sorry.
I was just trying to be nice.Copy !req
64. Yeah. I got it.Copy !req
65. My name's Clementine,
by the way.Copy !req
66. I'm Joel.Copy !req
67. Hi, Joel.Copy !req
68. No jokes about my name.Copy !req
69. Oh, no.
You wouldn't do that.Copy !req
70. You're trying to be nice.Copy !req
71. I don't know any jokes
about your name.Copy !req
72. Huckleberry Hound.Copy !req
73. I don't know
what that means.Copy !req
74. Huckleberry Hound?
What are you, nuts?Copy !req
75. It's been suggested.Copy !req
76. O£, my darling, o£, my darling
O£, my darling ClementineCopy !req
77. You are lost and gone forever
Dreadful sorry, ClementineCopy !req
78. No?Copy !req
79. I'm sorry.Copy !req
80. It's a pretty name, though.
It really is nice.Copy !req
81. It means merciful, right?
Clemency?Copy !req
82. Although it hardly fits.Copy !req
83. I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.Copy !req
84. I wouldn't think that
about you.Copy !req
85. Why wouldn't you think that
about me?Copy !req
86. I don't know.Copy !req
87. You seem nice.Copy !req
88. Now I'm nice?Copy !req
89. Oh, God, don't you know
any other adjectives?Copy !req
90. I don't need nice.
I don't need myself to be itCopy !req
91. and I don't need anybody
to be it at me.Copy !req
92. Okay.Copy !req
93. It's Joel, right?Copy !req
94. Yes.Copy !req
95. I'm sorry I yelled at you.Copy !req
96. I'm a little
out of sorts today.Copy !req
97. My embarrassing admissionCopy !req
98. is I really like
that you're nice right now.Copy !req
99. I can't tell
from one moment to the next
what I'm going to like,Copy !req
100. but right now
I'm glad you are.Copy !req
101. I have some stuff
that I probably should...Copy !req
102. I'm writing...
I'm sorry. Okay.Copy !req
103. No.
Sure. That's okay.Copy !req
104. Take care, then.Copy !req
105. Jesus.Copy !req
106. I could give you a ride
if you need.Copy !req
107. It's cold.Copy !req
108. Yeah! Okay. It is frosty.Copy !req
109. You're not a stalker
or anything, right?Copy !req
110. I'm not a stalker.
You're the one
that talked to me, remember?Copy !req
111. That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.Copy !req
112. Really?
There's a stalker book?Copy !req
113. I've got to read that one.Copy !req
114. Look, I'm sorry
if I came off sort of nutso.Copy !req
115. I'm not really.Copy !req
116. That's okay.
I didn't think you were.Copy !req
117. Do you want
to have a drink?Copy !req
118. I have lots of drinks,
and I could...Copy !req
119. Never mind.
Sorry, that was stupid.
I'm embarrassed now.Copy !req
120. Good night, Joel.Copy !req
121. Two Blue Ruins.Copy !req
122. Thank you.Copy !req
123. Drink up, young man.Copy !req
124. It'll make
the whole seduction part
less repugnant.Copy !req
125. I'm just kidding!
Come on.Copy !req
126. You're kind of close-mouthed,
aren't you?Copy !req
127. I'm sorry.Copy !req
128. You know, my life isn't
that interesting.Copy !req
129. I go to work, I come home.Copy !req
130. I don't know what to say.Copy !req
131. You should read my journal.Copy !req
132. I mean, it's just blank.Copy !req
133. Really? Does that
make you sad or anxious?Copy !req
134. I'm always anxious,
thinking I'm not living
my life to the fullest.Copy !req
135. Taking advantage
of every possibilityCopy !req
136. and making sure
I'm not wasting one second
of the little time I have.Copy !req
137. I think about that.
Yeah?Copy !req
138. You're really nice.Copy !req
139. God, I have to stop
saying that.Copy !req
140. I'm gonna marry you.
I know it.Copy !req
141. Okay.Copy !req
142. Joel, you should
come up to the Charles
with me sometime.Copy !req
143. It gets frozen
this time of year.Copy !req
144. That sounds scary.
Exactly.Copy !req
145. I'll pack a picnic,
a night picnic.Copy !req
146. Night picnics are different.Copy !req
147. That sounds good.Copy !req
148. But I should go now.Copy !req
149. You should stay.Copy !req
150. No, I really have...Copy !req
151. I have to get up
so early and...Copy !req
152. I would like you
to call me.Copy !req
153. Would you do that?
I'd like it.Copy !req
154. Yes.Copy !req
155. Wish me
a happy Valentine's Day
when you call.Copy !req
156. That'd be nice.Copy !req
157. What took you so long?Copy !req
158. I just walked in.Copy !req
159. You miss me?Copy !req
160. Oddly enough, I do.Copy !req
161. You said "I do."
I guess that means
we're married.Copy !req
162. I guess so.Copy !req
163. Tomorrow night?
Honeymoon on ice?Copy !req
164. It's really solid
this time of year.Copy !req
165. I don't know.
Come on.Copy !req
166. It's so beautiful.Copy !req
167. Isn't it?Copy !req
168. Don't go too far.Copy !req
169. Are you okay?Copy !req
170. Oh, my ass!Copy !req
171. I think I should go back.
Come on!Copy !req
172. But what if it breaks?Copy !req
173. "What if?"
Do you really care
right now?Copy !req
174. Come here, please.Copy !req
175. Slidey-slidey.Copy !req
176. This looks good.Copy !req
177. Let me show you
this one thing.Copy !req
178. What are you doing?Copy !req
179. Come on.Copy !req
180. Think I heard a crack.Copy !req
181. It's not going to crack.
Or break.Copy !req
182. It's so thick.Copy !req
183. Show me
which constellations
you know.Copy !req
184. I don't know any.Copy !req
185. Show me which ones
you know.Copy !req
186. Okay.Copy !req
187. There's Osidius.Copy !req
188. Where?Copy !req
189. Right there. See?Copy !req
190. A sort of a swoop
and a cross.Copy !req
191. Osidius the Emphatic.Copy !req
192. You're full of shit, right?Copy !req
193. No. Osidius, right there.Copy !req
194. Swoop and a cross.Copy !req
195. Shut the fuck up!Copy !req
196. Cock-a-doodle-doo.Copy !req
197. Sorry to wake you,
but we're here.Copy !req
198. Can I come over
to your house,Copy !req
199. to sleep? I'm so tired.Copy !req
200. Okay. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
201. Let me get my toothbrush.Copy !req
202. Yes?Copy !req
203. Can I help you?Copy !req
204. What do you mean?Copy !req
205. Can I help you
with something?Copy !req
206. No.Copy !req
207. What are you doing here?Copy !req
208. I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.Copy !req
209. Thanks.Copy !req
210. We're looking for 150.Copy !req
211. What number is that?Copy !req
212. I don't know
what number that is.Copy !req
213. Jesus Christ.
You'd think they'd
light the numberCopy !req
214. or at least put
a number on...Copy !req
215. Is that him?
I think so.Copy !req
216. Yeah, that's him.Copy !req
217. That's him.Copy !req
218. Hey, Joel.
Frank.Copy !req
219. Shit.Copy !req
220. Jesus. The only
Valentine's Day cards I get
are from my mother.Copy !req
221. How pathetic is that?Copy !req
222. You're lucky
you have Clementine.
She is way cool.Copy !req
223. You got any
big Valentine's Day plans
with her?Copy !req
224. No.Copy !req
225. It's only a day away.
Better make some
reservations or something.Copy !req
226. Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's, right?Copy !req
227. McRomance!Copy !req
228. You want some fries
with that shake?Copy !req
229. I have to go to sleep now,
Frank.Copy !req
230. It's 8:30.Copy !req
231. Patrick, stop it.Copy !req
232. Okay.Copy !req
233. Showtime at the Apollo.Copy !req
234. Quiet.Copy !req
235. Get it off your head.Copy !req
236. Hey, Joel.
What's up?Copy !req
237. Hi, Frank.Copy !req
238. I only get Valentine's Day
cards from my mom.
How pathetic is that?Copy !req
239. You're lucky
you have Clementine, Joel.Copy !req
240. You got any
big Valentine's Day plans
with her?Copy !req
241. No.Copy !req
242. It's only a day away.
Better make
a reservation somewhere.Copy !req
243. Don't want to end up
at Mickey D's.Copy !req
244. Oh, no.
Yes.Copy !req
245. Valentine's Day
is three days away.
I want it resolved.Copy !req
246. I'm willing to be the one
to resolve it.Copy !req
247. So I call her,
and she's changed
her number.Copy !req
248. So I walked over
to Antic Attic
to get her something.Copy !req
249. I thought I'd go over to work,
give her an early Valentine.Copy !req
250. And you won't believe it.Copy !req
251. She's there with this guy,Copy !req
252. this really young guy.Copy !req
253. And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know
who I am.Copy !req
254. Excuse me?Copy !req
255. Can I help you
find something, sir?Copy !req
256. Hey, Clem-ato.Copy !req
257. Patrick! Baby boy!Copy !req
258. What are you doing here,
baby?Copy !req
259. Just came to surprise you.Copy !req
260. Let me know
if you need something, sir.Copy !req
261. How are you?Copy !req
262. Pretty good, pretty bored,
pretty tired.Copy !req
263. I so want
what's in your suit.
Good.Copy !req
264. Why would she
do that to me?Copy !req
265. Does anybody want a joint?Copy !req
266. God, Rob, give it a rest.Copy !req
267. God, she's punishing me.
I know.Copy !req
268. For being honest.
It's horrible.Copy !req
269. I should just go
to her house.
No.Copy !req
270. You don't want to go there,
man.Copy !req
271. Get off me. It's too...
Right.Copy !req
272. Yeah.
I don't want to
seem desperate.Copy !req
273. Joel, why don't you
just see this as a sign?Copy !req
274. Make a clean break. Right?Copy !req
275. All right, Joel.Copy !req
276. Look, man, seriously,
here's the deal.Copy !req
277. Don't do that.
Rob, what are you doing?Copy !req
278. What's your
fucking suggestion?Copy !req
279. What's your brilliant,
reasoned solution?Copy !req
280. You're making this
about our shit now?Copy !req
281. This isn't about us.
I agree.Copy !req
282. It's not about us.
It's about Joel,
who's an adult, okay?Copy !req
283. Not Mama Carrie's kid.Copy !req
284. Why don't you go
do your laundry?Copy !req
285. That's great.
That's good.Copy !req
286. Okay.Copy !req
287. What is it?
I don't know.Copy !req
288. It's some place
that does a thing.Copy !req
289. Good morning. Lacuna.Copy !req
290. No, I'm sorry.
That offer expired
after the New Year.Copy !req
291. Yeah, sure.
We can fit you in...Copy !req
292. How about on the 5th?Copy !req
293. That's a Wednesday.Copy !req
294. All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?Copy !req
295. Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.Copy !req
296. Great. Have a nice day.
See you then.Copy !req
297. May I help you?Copy !req
298. I'm Joel Barish.
Excuse me?Copy !req
299. I'm Joel Barish.Copy !req
300. I have an appointment
with Doctor...Copy !req
301. Mierzwiak.
Here, can you please
fill this out?Copy !req
302. I just want to talk to him.Copy !req
303. You still need to
fill the form out, sir.Copy !req
304. All right.
Thank you.Copy !req
305. I don't have a pen.Copy !req
306. There's a pen right there.Copy !req
307. Good morning. Lacuna.Copy !req
308. Yeah, that offer,
that's done now.Copy !req
309. That expired
after the New Year.Copy !req
310. Mr. Barish?Copy !req
311. How are we today?Copy !req
312. Not too good, actually.Copy !req
313. Oh, my God! Stan!Copy !req
314. Sorry, I was just...Copy !req
315. I'm working.Copy !req
316. Here, Doctor.
Thank you.Copy !req
317. You should not have seen this.
I apologize.Copy !req
318. This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem's...Copy !req
319. I assure you, no.
No.Copy !req
320. There's no such thing as this.Copy !req
321. Look, our files are
confidential, Mr. Barish,Copy !req
322. so I can't show you evidence.Copy !req
323. Suffice it to sayCopy !req
324. that Miss Kruczynski
was not happyCopy !req
325. and she wanted to move on.Copy !req
326. We provide that possibility.Copy !req
327. "Miss Kruczynski was not happy
and wanted to move on.Copy !req
328. "We provide that possibility."Copy !req
329. What the hell is that?Copy !req
330. I'm the nicest guy
she ever went out with.Copy !req
331. Fuck!Copy !req
332. Rob, give it a rest!Copy !req
333. It's okay.
It's all right.Copy !req
334. Carrie,
I am making a birdhouse.Copy !req
335. What can I say? You know,
Clementine's just like that.Copy !req
336. She's impulsive.Copy !req
337. She decided to
erase you almost as a lark.Copy !req
338. A lark?Copy !req
339. Why did you do that?Copy !req
340. Don't. Wait.Copy !req
341. I'm sorry, Doctor,
he just barged right in here.Copy !req
342. Okay. I want it done.Copy !req
343. I told him pre-Valentine's Day
is our busy time...Copy !req
344. That's okay, Mary.Copy !req
345. But there are
people waiting.Copy !req
346. Mr. Barish,
if you'd like to come inside.Copy !req
347. If you'd
take care of Mrs. Woo.
Yes, of course.Copy !req
348. Goodbye, Mrs. Woo.Copy !req
349. The first thing we need
you to do, Mr. Barish,Copy !req
350. is to go home and collect
everything you ownCopy !req
351. that has some association
with Clementine.Copy !req
352. Anything.Copy !req
353. We'll use these itemsCopy !req
354. to create a map of Clementine
in your brain, okay?Copy !req
355. We'll need photos,Copy !req
356. clothing, gifts,
books she may have bought you,Copy !req
357. CDs you may have bought
together, journal entries.Copy !req
358. We want to empty your home,Copy !req
359. we want to empty your life
of Clementine.Copy !req
360. And after the mapping is done,Copy !req
361. our technicians
will do the erasing
in your home tonight.Copy !req
362. That way,
when you awake in the morning,Copy !req
363. you'll find yourself
in your own bedCopy !req
364. as if nothing had happened,
a new life awaiting you.Copy !req
365. Wake up, buddy!Copy !req
366. I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.Copy !req
367. You can't have the procedure
done three times in one month.Copy !req
368. It's just not
our policy here.Copy !req
369. How are you today,
Mr. Barish?Copy !req
370. Hello, I'm right here.Copy !req
371. I know it's an emergency.
We'll do everything we can.Copy !req
372. We can fit you in
on March 1.Copy !req
373. Maybe you could
talk to the doctor and...Copy !req
374. All right,
so let's make
an appointment.Copy !req
375. What day would you like
to come in this week?Copy !req
376. Mr. Barish.
He's really busy
this afternoon.Copy !req
377. Maybe tomorrow
would be better,
around 12:15.Copy !req
378. Can you do that?Copy !req
379. February is very busy for us
because of Valentine's Day.Copy !req
380. This is Stan Fink, one
of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.Copy !req
381. He'll be handling
your case tonight.Copy !req
382. Great to meet you, Mr. Barish.Copy !req
383. My name is Joel Barish,Copy !req
384. and I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.Copy !req
385. Very good.
Now tell me about Clementine.Copy !req
386. I was living with this woman,
Naomi,Copy !req
387. a couple years ago.Copy !req
388. And my friends,
Rob and Carrie,Copy !req
389. invited us
to this party at the beach.Copy !req
390. I don't like parties.Copy !req
391. Naomi couldn't go,
but I wentCopy !req
392. and I met Clementine.Copy !req
393. I'm sorry.Copy !req
394. We'll start with
your most recent memoriesCopy !req
395. and work backwards from there,
more or less.Copy !req
396. There's an emotional core
to each of our memories,Copy !req
397. and when you eradicate
that core,Copy !req
398. it starts
its degradation process.Copy !req
399. By the time you wake up
in the morning,Copy !req
400. all the memories
we've targeted will have
withered and disappeared.Copy !req
401. As in a dream upon waking.Copy !req
402. Is there any risk
of brain damage?Copy !req
403. Technically speaking,
the procedure is brain damage.Copy !req
404. But it's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.Copy !req
405. Nothing you'll miss.Copy !req
406. Comfortable?Copy !req
407. What we're doing here,
Mr. Barish,Copy !req
408. is actually creating a map
of your brain.Copy !req
409. Okay, let's get started.Copy !req
410. If we want to
get this procedure
underway tonight,Copy !req
411. we have some work to do.Copy !req
412. I want you to react
to these objects, Mr. Barish,
if you will.Copy !req
413. There's a good story
behind that...Copy !req
414. Actually, Mr. Barish, I'll get
a much better emotional
read-outCopy !req
415. if you refrain from
any sort of verbal description
of the items.Copy !req
416. Just please try to
focus on the memories.Copy !req
417. I'm sorry.Copy !req
418. Healthy activity
up there again.
Healthy read-outs.Copy !req
419. Very good.Copy !req
420. Here's another object.Copy !req
421. Next item.Copy !req
422. Potato head.Copy !req
423. Next item.Copy !req
424. Just focus
on the memories.Copy !req
425. Patrick, do me a favor.Copy !req
426. Patrick,
do me a favor, will you?Copy !req
427. Can you check
the voltage regulator?
What have we got there?Copy !req
428. Voltage looks fine.
Really?Copy !req
429. I'm not wiping
as clean as I like here.Copy !req
430. Technically,
the procedure is brain damage.Copy !req
431. But it's on a par with
a night of heavy drinking.Copy !req
432. Check the connections, please.Copy !req
433. There you are.Copy !req
434. What am I...Copy !req
435. I don't understand
what I'm looking at.Copy !req
436. Why am I standing here...Copy !req
437. Oh, my God, deja vu.Copy !req
438. This is so...
We should get started.Copy !req
439. If we want to
get the procedure
underway tonight,Copy !req
440. we have some work to do.Copy !req
441. I'm in my head already,
aren't I?Copy !req
442. I suppose so.Copy !req
443. This is about right.Copy !req
444. This is
what it would look like.Copy !req
445. Very good.Copy !req
446. We'll dispose
of these mementos
when we're done here.Copy !req
447. That way you won't
be confused laterCopy !req
448. by their
unexplainable presence
in your home.Copy !req
449. There we go. Patrick?Copy !req
450. Patrick?Copy !req
451. Patrick?Copy !req
452. Why are there
so many wires?Copy !req
453. Because we have
a lot of equipment.Copy !req
454. Does that help?Copy !req
455. Are you sure you set
that thing up properly?Copy !req
456. How's that?
How are you today, Mr. Barish?Copy !req
457. There we are, Mr. Barish.
All right,
that's better.Copy !req
458. I don't know if I like this.Copy !req
459. I think I might
try this then.Copy !req
460. We're almost done now.Copy !req
461. Yourjournal.
That'll be invaluable.Copy !req
462. "I met someone tonight.
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
463. "Her name is Clementine
and she's amazing."Copy !req
464. Jesus!Copy !req
465. What?
Come on, careful!
Step back!Copy !req
466. Just take it easy.Copy !req
467. It's fine.Copy !req
468. Let's not roach the guy.Copy !req
469. All right.
We got that one.Copy !req
470. This place is sort of a dump,
don't you think?Copy !req
471. It's an apartment, Patrick.Copy !req
472. Well,
not a dump then,
but sort of plain.Copy !req
473. Uninspired.Copy !req
474. And there's sort
of a stale smell.Copy !req
475. Can we just please
get through this?Copy !req
476. We've got
a long night ahead of us.Copy !req
477. This is the last time
I saw you.Copy !req
478. It's 3:00.Copy !req
479. I kind of,
sort of wrecked your car.Copy !req
480. Driving drunk.
It's pathetic.Copy !req
481. I was a little tipsy.Copy !req
482. Don't call me pathetic!Copy !req
483. It is pathetic.Copy !req
484. It's fucking irresponsible.Copy !req
485. You could have
killed somebody.Copy !req
486. Maybe you did kill somebody.
Should we turn on the news
and see?Copy !req
487. Should I check the grille
to see if there's
children or small animals?Copy !req
488. It's just a fucking dent.
You're like an old lady
or something.Copy !req
489. What are you like?Copy !req
490. A wino?
A "wino"? Jesus.Copy !req
491. Are you from the '50s
or something? A "wino"?Copy !req
492. Face it, Joely.Copy !req
493. You're freaked out because
I was out late without you.Copy !req
494. And in your little,
wormy brain,Copy !req
495. you're trying to figure out,Copy !req
496. "Did she fuck
someone tonight?"Copy !req
497. Now, see, Clem, I assume
you fucked someone tonight.Copy !req
498. Isn't that how
you get people
to like you?Copy !req
499. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
500. Clem, I didn't mean it,
all right?Copy !req
501. Your keys.
I won't need them anymore.Copy !req
502. I was just angry or annoyed
or something. I don't know.Copy !req
503. Got it.Copy !req
504. Mary's coming over tonight.Copy !req
505. Just thought
you'd want to know.Copy !req
506. I like Mary.Copy !req
507. I like when she comes
to visit. I don't think
she likes me.Copy !req
508. She likes you okay.Copy !req
509. So maybe I should invite
my girlfriend over.Copy !req
510. I have a girlfriend now.Copy !req
511. Do whatever you want.Copy !req
512. Did I tell you...Copy !req
513. Did I tell you
I have a new girlfriend?Copy !req
514. We gotta focus here,
Patrick.Copy !req
515. The thing is,Copy !req
516. my situation is
a little weird.Copy !req
517. My girlfriend situation.Copy !req
518. I'm sure it is.Copy !req
519. You've got to be...Copy !req
520. Clem, let me drive you home.Copy !req
521. Get out of my face, faggot!Copy !req
522. Look at it out here!
It's all falling apart!Copy !req
523. I'm erasing you,
and I'm happy!Copy !req
524. You did it to me first!Copy !req
525. I can't believe
you did this to me!
God damn it!Copy !req
526. Did you hear me?Copy !req
527. By morning you'll be gone!Copy !req
528. The perfect ending
to this piece-of-shit story!Copy !req
529. Is there
something wrong with a girl
being attracted to me?Copy !req
530. Is that a problem?
No, I think it's funny.Copy !req
531. Who do you think's
better-looking,
me or this guy?Copy !req
532. Patrick, let's focus, buddy.Copy !req
533. Remember that girl
we did last week?Copy !req
534. The one with the potatoes?Copy !req
535. That girl?Copy !req
536. Yeah, that's this guy's girl.Copy !req
537. Right, was.Copy !req
538. We took care of that.Copy !req
539. I kind of fell in love
with her that night.Copy !req
540. What? You little fuck.Copy !req
541. What?Copy !req
542. She was unconscious, man.Copy !req
543. She was beautiful.Copy !req
544. I stole a pair of her panties,
as well.Copy !req
545. Jesus!Copy !req
546. What? It's not like...
I mean, they were
clean and all.Copy !req
547. Don't tell me this.
I don't want to hear
this shit.Copy !req
548. They were clean.
What? Don't. Stop.Copy !req
549. Okay, all right.
We've got work to do.Copy !req
550. Hold my papers.Copy !req
551. There's more.Copy !req
552. After we did her,
I kind of asked her out.Copy !req
553. What?Copy !req
554. Jesus.Copy !req
555. how unethical...Copy !req
556. It's not really that bad.Copy !req
557. Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?Copy !req
558. Patrick,
you stole a girl's panties.Copy !req
559. There's someone here.Copy !req
560. He stole your underwear.Copy !req
561. I don't see anyone.Copy !req
562. Joel, where are my boots?Copy !req
563. Now, why are you
showing me poisons?Copy !req
564. Can't you understand English?Copy !req
565. Potions, I said. Potions.Copy !req
566. £ove potion, please.Copy !req
567. I'm fucking
crawling out of my skin!Copy !req
568. I should have left you
at the flea market.Copy !req
569. Want to go?Copy !req
570. I want to have a baby.Copy !req
571. Let's talk about it later.Copy !req
572. No. I want to have a baby.Copy !req
573. I don't think we're ready.Copy !req
574. You're not ready.Copy !req
575. Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?Copy !req
576. What?Copy !req
577. I don't want to
talk about it here.Copy !req
578. I can't hear you.Copy !req
579. I can
never the fuck understand
what you're saying.Copy !req
580. I said I don't want to
talk about this!Copy !req
581. We're fucking gonna
talk about it!Copy !req
582. You can't just say that
and say you don't wanna
talk about it.Copy !req
583. I'm sorry.
I'd make
a fucking good mother.Copy !req
584. I love children.Copy !req
585. I'm creative,
I'm smart, and I'd make
a fucking great mother!Copy !req
586. It's you, Joel.Copy !req
587. It's you who can't
commit to anything.Copy !req
588. It's going.Copy !req
589. You've no idea
how lucky you are
I'm interested in you.Copy !req
590. I don't even know why I am.
Maybe I should
end it right here!Copy !req
591. Leave you at the flea market
with the stupid
costume jewelry!Copy !req
592. Maybe you can find a nice
antique rocking chair
to die in!Copy !req
593. Hi, Patrick.
Hi, Mary, how's it going?Copy !req
594. Hey, you.
It's freezing outside.Copy !req
595. Did you find us okay?Copy !req
596. Yeah.Copy !req
597. Hot.Copy !req
598. Poor guy.Copy !req
599. Don't you have
anything real to drink?Copy !req
600. We haven't checked yet.Copy !req
601. Let me do the honors.Copy !req
602. Mary hates me.Copy !req
603. Never really had
much luck with the ladies.Copy !req
604. Maybe if you stopped
stealing their panties.Copy !req
605. There's more.
No.Copy !req
606. Yes.
No.Copy !req
607. You didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?Copy !req
608. No, I don't know.
That's okay.Copy !req
609. Wait.
"Blessed are the forgetful,Copy !req
610. "for they get the better
even of their blunders."Copy !req
611. That's Nietzsche.Copy !req
612. Beyond Good and Evil.
I found it in my Bartlett's.Copy !req
613. What's your Bartlett's?Copy !req
614. It's a quote book, Patrick.Copy !req
615. It's a book of quotations.Copy !req
616. I think Howard will be
in Bartlett's one day.Copy !req
617. Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.Copy !req
618. Can you wake him up?Copy !req
619. You can't wake him up.Copy !req
620. You don't tell me things,
Joel.Copy !req
621. I'm an open book.Copy !req
622. I tell you everything.Copy !req
623. Every damn embarrassing thing.Copy !req
624. You don't trust me.Copy !req
625. Constantly talking isn't
necessarily communicating.Copy !req
626. I don't do that.Copy !req
627. I want to know you.Copy !req
628. I don't constantly talk.
Jesus.Copy !req
629. People have to share things,
Joel.Copy !req
630. That's what intimacy is.Copy !req
631. I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.Copy !req
632. I'm sorry.Copy !req
633. My life just isn't
that interesting.Copy !req
634. I wanna read
some of those journals you're
constantly scribbling in.Copy !req
635. What do you write
if you don't have any thoughts
or passions or love?Copy !req
636. "November 19, 2003.Copy !req
637. "Dinner at Kang's again.Copy !req
638. "Are we like
those poor couplesCopy !req
639. "you feel sorry for
in restaurants?Copy !req
640. "Are we the dining dead?"Copy !req
641. I can't stand the idea
of us being a couple
people think that about.Copy !req
642. I like that.Copy !req
643. How's the chicken?Copy !req
644. Good.Copy !req
645. More?
No, thank you.Copy !req
646. She's going to be drunk
and stupid now.Copy !req
647. Would you do me a favor
and clean the goddamn hair
off the soapCopy !req
648. when you're done
in the shower?Copy !req
649. It's really...
Yeah.Copy !req
650. It's gross.
Gross.Copy !req
651. I think it's just...
Repulsive.Copy !req
652. It's repulsive.Copy !req
653. Patrick,
can we get through this?Copy !req
654. Hey, Tangerine.Copy !req
655. Patrick, it's you.Copy !req
656. I'm so miserable right now.Copy !req
657. Why? What's wrong?Copy !req
658. I don't know. I'm just
confused about everything.Copy !req
659. Confused?Copy !req
660. What are you confused about?
Everything's fine.Copy !req
661. Do you love me?Copy !req
662. Of course I do.Copy !req
663. Where's
the self-help section?Copy !req
664. Do you think I'm ugly?Copy !req
665. No. You're beautiful.Copy !req
666. Maybe I should come over.
No. I don't know.Copy !req
667. I'm a mess, Patrick.Copy !req
668. Just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.Copy !req
669. Okay.Copy !req
670. Can I leave for a while?
My girlfriend's really upset.Copy !req
671. We're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's...Copy !req
672. Let him go, Stan.
I'll help.Copy !req
673. See?
How hard can it be?Copy !req
674. She hates me.
She wants me to go.Copy !req
675. Go.Copy !req
676. All right.
I'll be right over,
Tangerine.Copy !req
677. You like?Copy !req
678. I matched
my sweatshirt exactly.Copy !req
679. I like it.
You do?Copy !req
680. You look like a tangerine.Copy !req
681. Clementine the tangerine.Copy !req
682. Juicy and seedless.Copy !req
683. I like that.Copy !req
684. I like tangerines.Copy !req
685. Can you see me
doing ducks?Copy !req
686. Tangerine.Copy !req
687. How does he know
to call you that?Copy !req
688. How did who know?Copy !req
689. Oh, my God. Clem?
This is pretty cool.Copy !req
690. That's what
they called themselves.Copy !req
691. The Clash,
the only band that mattered.Copy !req
692. And they called themselves
that for a reason.Copy !req
693. It's amazing, isn't it?
Like social justice.Copy !req
694. Yeah,
it's totally incredible.Copy !req
695. What Howard
gives to the world.Copy !req
696. Yeah.Copy !req
697. To let people begin again.Copy !req
698. It's beautiful.Copy !req
699. You look at a baby,
and it's so pure and so freeCopy !req
700. and so clean.Copy !req
701. Adults are this
mess of sadnessCopy !req
702. and phobias.Copy !req
703. And Howard
just makes it all go away.Copy !req
704. Baby, what's going on?Copy !req
705. I don't know.Copy !req
706. I'm lost, I'm scared,
I feel like I'm disappearing.Copy !req
707. My skin's coming off!
I'm getting old!Copy !req
708. Nothing makes
any sense to me!Copy !req
709. You're not getting old.Copy !req
710. Nothing makes any sense.Copy !req
711. Tangerine.Copy !req
712. It's okay.Copy !req
713. Let's go out dancing.Copy !req
714. You want to go out
to Montauk with me?Copy !req
715. Montauk?Copy !req
716. No, come up
to Boston with me.Copy !req
717. Sure. We can go next weekend.Copy !req
718. No, now. I have to go now.Copy !req
719. I have to see
the frozen Charles now.Copy !req
720. Hi, it's Joel.Copy !req
721. £eave a message after the beep
and I'll get back to you.Copy !req
722. Pick up.Copy !req
723. Hello? What's up?Copy !req
724. I got into a little situation
with the old lady.Copy !req
725. Can you handle things tonight
alone? I'm really sorry.Copy !req
726. Don't worry about it.
I've got it under control.Copy !req
727. He's pretty much
on auto-pilot now, anyway.Copy !req
728. Thanks.
I owe you big-time.Copy !req
729. Dude, I got to go.Copy !req
730. "Look. You and me
on the Charles River.Copy !req
731. "I could die right now, Clem.
I'm just happy.Copy !req
732. "I've never felt that before.
I'm exactly where I want..."Copy !req
733. I'm so excited.Copy !req
734. I'm excited, too.Copy !req
735. Cool.Copy !req
736. I got you this thing.Copy !req
737. Happy early Valentine's Day.
Thank you.Copy !req
738. What is it?Copy !req
739. I don't know. Open it up.Copy !req
740. It's gorgeous.Copy !req
741. You like it?
It's just my taste, really.Copy !req
742. God, I've never gone out
with a guy who bought
me jewelry I liked.Copy !req
743. Thank you.Copy !req
744. Let's go.
Okay.Copy !req
745. Joely?
Yeah, Tangerine?Copy !req
746. Am I ugly?Copy !req
747. When I was a kid,
I thought I was.Copy !req
748. Can't believe
I'm crying already.Copy !req
749. Sometimes I thinkCopy !req
750. people don't understand
how lonely it is to be a kid.Copy !req
751. Like you don't matter.Copy !req
752. So, I'm eight,Copy !req
753. and I have these toys,
these dolls.Copy !req
754. My favorite
is this ugly girl doll
who I call Clementine.Copy !req
755. And I keep yelling at her,Copy !req
756. "You can't be ugly.
Be pretty."Copy !req
757. It's weird.
Like if I can transform her,Copy !req
758. I would magically
change, too.Copy !req
759. You're pretty.Copy !req
760. Don't ever leave me.Copy !req
761. You're pretty.Copy !req
762. Mierzwiak, please
let me keep this memory.Copy !req
763. Just this one.Copy !req
764. I don't want
to hold your hand. Come on.Copy !req
765. Stop it!Copy !req
766. I could die right now.Copy !req
767. I'm just so happy.Copy !req
768. I've never felt
that before.Copy !req
769. I'm just exactlyCopy !req
770. where I want to be.Copy !req
771. I want to call it off.
I'll give you a sign.Copy !req
772. I want to call it off.Copy !req
773. Can you hear me?
I don't want this anymore!
I want to call it off!Copy !req
774. Is anybody there?Copy !req
775. What?
We've got to go.Copy !req
776. Where?
I have an idea
of how to stop this.Copy !req
777. Stop what?Copy !req
778. Don't tickle me. No.Copy !req
779. Smell my pits!Copy !req
780. Concentrate, Clem.Copy !req
781. We have to get back
to the office.
Halloween.Copy !req
782. There was a tape recorder.
No, not the picture.Copy !req
783. Back here. Come on.Copy !req
784. Look at me.
I want to go there.Copy !req
785. Our files are confidential,
so I can't show you evidence.Copy !req
786. Suffice it to say
that Miss KruczynskiCopy !req
787. was not happy
and she wanted to move on.Copy !req
788. Tell me about...Copy !req
789. Tell me
everything you remember.
That's what he said.Copy !req
790. What did we
see that day?Copy !req
791. We're going to see
my grandma.
Shit!Copy !req
792. Joel, why...
No. We're not
going on a train.Copy !req
793. Joel, please.
Don't make me run anymore.Copy !req
794. Come on.Copy !req
795. Mierzwiak!Copy !req
796. Do we always have to run?Copy !req
797. Please?Copy !req
798. Why don't we begin by
you telling me everything
you can remember...Copy !req
799. Mierzwiak,
wake me up!Copy !req
800. I'm sorry, Mr. Barish,
I thought you understood
what was going on.Copy !req
801. You're erasing her from me.
You're erasing me from her.Copy !req
802. You got this thing.
I'm in my bed. I know it.Copy !req
803. I'm in my brain.Copy !req
804. I'm part of
your imagination, too.Copy !req
805. How can I help
you from there?Copy !req
806. I'm inside your head, too.
I'm you.Copy !req
807. Sorry.Copy !req
808. Look, who's that?Copy !req
809. He works for us.Copy !req
810. That's Patrick,Copy !req
811. baby boy.Copy !req
812. He's stealing my identity.
He stole my stuff.Copy !req
813. He's seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.Copy !req
814. He stole her underwear.Copy !req
815. Jesus Christ.
He stole her underwear.Copy !req
816. I could die right now, Clem.Copy !req
817. I'm just happy.Copy !req
818. I've never felt that before.Copy !req
819. I'm exactly
where I want to be.Copy !req
820. I want to go home.Copy !req
821. What?Copy !req
822. Wait, Clem.Copy !req
823. Clem, they're erasing you.Copy !req
824. Over here!Copy !req
825. Clem, focus.Copy !req
826. I hired them, okay?
I'm sorry. I'm so stupid.Copy !req
827. Sweetie, calm down.
Enjoy the scenery.Copy !req
828. I need it to stop
before I wake up
and don't know you anymore.Copy !req
829. Just tell them
to cancel it then.Copy !req
830. What the hell are you
talking about?Copy !req
831. I can't just cancel it.
I'm asleep.Copy !req
832. Wake yourself up!Copy !req
833. Okay, you want me to wake up?
All right.Copy !req
834. Okay, here we go.
Will it make you happy
if I try?Copy !req
835. Yeah.
I'll try really hard.Copy !req
836. Here we go.
That was a great idea.Copy !req
837. That's working
like gangbusters.Copy !req
838. Don't!
That tickles me!Copy !req
839. What the hell is that?
It's a birthmark!Copy !req
840. It did work, for a second.Copy !req
841. But I couldn't...
See?Copy !req
842. I couldn't move.Copy !req
843. Isn't that just another one
of Joel's self-fulfilling
prophecies?Copy !req
844. It's more important
to prove me wrong
than to actually...Copy !req
845. I don't want to discuss this
right now, okay?Copy !req
846. Fine.Copy !req
847. Then what? I'm listening.Copy !req
848. I don't know.
You erased me.Copy !req
849. That's why I'm here
and doing this.Copy !req
850. I'm sorry.
You know me, I'm impulsive.Copy !req
851. That's what I love about you.Copy !req
852. I have another idea
for this problem.Copy !req
853. This is a memory of me.Copy !req
854. The way you wanted
to have sex on the couchCopy !req
855. after you look down
at my crotch.Copy !req
856. The eraser guys are coming,Copy !req
857. so what if you take me
somewhere else,Copy !req
858. somewhere where
I don't belong,Copy !req
859. and we hide there
till morning?Copy !req
860. I can't remember anything
without you.Copy !req
861. That's very sweet,
but try, okay?
Okay.Copy !req
862. Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the streamCopy !req
863. Merrily, merrily,
merrily, merrily
Life is but a dreamCopy !req
864. It's working.
I'm a genius.Copy !req
865. Where did you go?Copy !req
866. I'm supposed to come, too!Copy !req
867. I'm just gonna go
get a salad bowl.Copy !req
868. Can you stir the soup
and keep an eye on Joel?Copy !req
869. He likes to be near me.Copy !req
870. Absolutely.Copy !req
871. It worked.
My God, look at this.Copy !req
872. It worked!Copy !req
873. Look at this dress, man.Copy !req
874. I wish I could
take it with me.Copy !req
875. Who am I?
Mrs. Hamlyn.Copy !req
876. Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.Copy !req
877. I must be about four.
Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
878. Found the salad bowl.
I'm serving salad
and string beans.Copy !req
879. Is he okay under there?
Honey, are you all right?Copy !req
880. I feel like
I could clean up all day.Copy !req
881. Would you hate me
if I asked you to clean
some string beans?Copy !req
882. No, not at all.
God, I love this kitchen.Copy !req
883. Thank you so much.Copy !req
884. She's not looking at me.
She's busy.Copy !req
885. No one ever looks at me.
I want my mommy.Copy !req
886. Oh, baby Joel.Copy !req
887. Is every little peanut
under there okay?Copy !req
888. He's fine.Copy !req
889. Do you have
something to drink?Copy !req
890. How about a cocktail?
I know it's not 5:00...Copy !req
891. I would die for a vodka.Copy !req
892. Let me check
if I have that.Copy !req
893. Okay, I'm just going
to wait right here.Copy !req
894. No, sweetie. Joely?Copy !req
895. Your mother
wants me to mind you.
Get back under the table.Copy !req
896. Ice cream.Copy !req
897. No, not until
after you've had your dinner.Copy !req
898. Come on! Grow up.Copy !req
899. Don't leave me, Clem.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
900. No, I'm right here.
This is sort of warped.Copy !req
901. I'm scared.
I want my mommy.Copy !req
902. Don't cry, baby Joel.
It's okay.Copy !req
903. Joel, stop it!
I think it's working.
We're hidden, Joel. Look!Copy !req
904. Honey, look.Copy !req
905. Wait there.Copy !req
906. My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.Copy !req
907. Yuck.Copy !req
908. It stopped.
What?Copy !req
909. It stopped erasing.Copy !req
910. Oh, shit!
This is terrible.Copy !req
911. He's off the map.Copy !req
912. Where?
I don't know where.Copy !req
913. This is very bad news.
Where are my glasses?Copy !req
914. Crap! What did we do?
What do I do?Copy !req
915. What shall we do?
I don't know what to do.Copy !req
916. What shall we do?
I just said, I don't know.Copy !req
917. I'm sorry.
What shall we do?Copy !req
918. I don't know. Mellow out.
You're freaking me out.Copy !req
919. We have to do something.
He could wake up
all half-baked.Copy !req
920. Quiet.
You're freaking me out.
All gooey and half-baked.Copy !req
921. That sounds so good.
I'm hungry.Copy !req
922. Oh, shit. What?Copy !req
923. We should call Howard.Copy !req
924. No way. No sir, man.
This is my...
I can handle this.Copy !req
925. You can't call Howard.Copy !req
926. There's no time
to fuck around.Copy !req
927. I've got this under control.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
928. Stop fucking around.Copy !req
929. Okay. I'll call Howard.Copy !req
930. Hello?Copy !req
931. Howard, it's Stan.
I'm working on this guy
down here.Copy !req
932. We've lost him
for a moment,Copy !req
933. and I can't
bring him back up.Copy !req
934. Okay, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.Copy !req
935. I wasn't sure
because I was away
from the monitor for a minute,Copy !req
936. and I had it on auto-pilot
because I had to pee.Copy !req
937. Where was Patrick?Copy !req
938. He had to go home sick.Copy !req
939. What's the address?Copy !req
940. I know,
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
941. That's okay. Come on.Copy !req
942. We're at 159 South Village.Copy !req
943. Apartment 1-E.
Rockville Center.Copy !req
944. Mary, he's coming right now.Copy !req
945. I'm staying.Copy !req
946. Get your stuff, Mary.Copy !req
947. I think you should go.Copy !req
948. No.Copy !req
949. I am so stoned.Copy !req
950. Please, Mary,
you have to go.Copy !req
951. Stop being stoned.
I don't want him
to see me stoned.Copy !req
952. You have no idea
how much trouble I'll get into
if Howard comes...Copy !req
953. Joel, stop. Look.Copy !req
954. I want her to pick me up.
Weird how strong
that desire is.Copy !req
955. Joel, look at me.
You'll remember me
in the morning,Copy !req
956. you'll come to me,
you'll tell me about us,
and we'll start over.Copy !req
957. Pat? I thought we could
have a little cocktail.Copy !req
958. That Patrick guy,
he's copying me.Copy !req
959. What Patrick guy?Copy !req
960. That guy.
What?Copy !req
961. He's here, in my apartment.Copy !req
962. One of the eraser guys.
He fell for you
when they were doing you,Copy !req
963. and now
he's introduced himself
like he doesn't even know you,Copy !req
964. and you guys are dating.
Really?Copy !req
965. Is he cute?Copy !req
966. There's nothing wrong
with you.Copy !req
967. You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.Copy !req
968. You're kind, beautiful,Copy !req
969. smart, funny, and nice.Copy !req
970. What?Copy !req
971. Okay, all right.Copy !req
972. Move. Come on,
let's go.
Careful.Copy !req
973. I'm still stoned.Copy !req
974. Those eye drops
you gave me didn't do shit.Copy !req
975. Be cool.Copy !req
976. Hello, Mary,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
977. Hi, Howard.
She was just here
to help out.Copy !req
978. I wanted to understand
as much about the procedure
as possible.Copy !req
979. I think it's important
for my job to understand
the inner workingsCopy !req
980. of the work that we do.Copy !req
981. Not that I do,
but the work that is doneCopy !req
982. by people where I also work.Copy !req
983. The work of my colleagues.Copy !req
984. Let's see if we can
get to the bottom of this,
shall we?Copy !req
985. That's odd.Copy !req
986. I already tried that.Copy !req
987. You tried going through
the C-gate?Copy !req
988. Of course.Copy !req
989. I mean, yes.Copy !req
990. All right.Copy !req
991. You want to get linked up?
Yeah.Copy !req
992. I ran the utility programs,
and I had nothing there,Copy !req
993. so I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.Copy !req
994. Here, Howard,
I got you a chair.
Thank you.Copy !req
995. There you go.
You're welcome.Copy !req
996. All right.
I've got it.Copy !req
997. I'll go through
the entire memory,Copy !req
998. see if something
comes up.Copy !req
999. I love being bathed
in the sink.Copy !req
1000. Such a feeling of security.Copy !req
1001. I've never seen you happier,
baby Joel.Copy !req
1002. There it is.Copy !req
1003. I don't understand
why it's off the map
like that.Copy !req
1004. What the heck
was he doing there?Copy !req
1005. His eyes are open.Copy !req
1006. Has this happened before
with him?
No.Copy !req
1007. This is not good.Copy !req
1008. I'm going to have
to give him this.Copy !req
1009. Can't you see
I love you, Antoine?Copy !req
1010. Okay, we're back in.Copy !req
1011. That was beautiful to watch,
Howard, like a surgeon
or a concert pianist.Copy !req
1012. Thank you, Mary.Copy !req
1013. Howard, you should
get some sleep.
I think I'll be fine now.Copy !req
1014. Can't you see I love you,
Antoine?Copy !req
1015. Lucky me. Lay one on me.Copy !req
1016. Don't call me Antoine.
My name is Wally.Copy !req
1017. Yes, I know, but how can
a woman love a man
with a name like Wally?Copy !req
1018. What was that?Copy !req
1019. My God, there's people
coming out of your butt.Copy !req
1020. There is?Copy !req
1021. Got it.Copy !req
1022. Tangerine! Come on.
We've got to go.Copy !req
1023. Go on. Please go.Copy !req
1024. You can run,
but you can't hide.Copy !req
1025. Clem, come on!Copy !req
1026. There I am.Copy !req
1027. That truck.Copy !req
1028. Doc? Please!Copy !req
1029. Let's begin by
you telling me everything
you remember...Copy !req
1030. That's strange.
He's in a memory
that we've already erased.Copy !req
1031. At least we know where he is.
He's back on track, right?Copy !req
1032. Come on, Clem.Copy !req
1033. He's developed
some sort of resistance
to the procedure.Copy !req
1034. I don't want to run anymore.Copy !req
1035. Shit.Copy !req
1036. Come on.Copy !req
1037. Hide me somewhere deeper,
somewhere really buried.Copy !req
1038. Where?
Hide me in your humiliation.Copy !req
1039. Humiliation.Copy !req
1040. Come on, you big baby.Copy !req
1041. No!Copy !req
1042. Bye, Howard.
Wait.Copy !req
1043. He's disappeared again.Copy !req
1044. Oh, dear.Copy !req
1045. I'm so sorry, Howard.Copy !req
1046. Humiliation.Copy !req
1047. I don't like it, either.
I'm trying to find
horrible secret places to...Copy !req
1048. Honey, I have a surprise.Copy !req
1049. You know what?
I'll just ask you
in the morning.Copy !req
1050. Good night.Copy !req
1051. I'm sorry.
Shut up.Copy !req
1052. Look.Copy !req
1053. Joel, look where we are.Copy !req
1054. This isn't good.Copy !req
1055. Then hide me somewhere
really buried.Copy !req
1056. Hit it, Joel!Copy !req
1057. I can't,
I've got to go home.
I'll do it later!Copy !req
1058. He has a girlfriend.Copy !req
1059. Wait, what am I doing?
Freddy, you don't
scare me anymore.Copy !req
1060. Joely, get up.
Come on, it's not worth it.Copy !req
1061. They're not worth it, Joel.Copy !req
1062. He's not listening!
Come on.Copy !req
1063. Stupid!Copy !req
1064. I'm so ashamed.Copy !req
1065. It's okay.
You were a little kid.
Come on.Copy !req
1066. That's where I live, lived.Copy !req
1067. I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.Copy !req
1068. Do you like my pink hat?
Here, look, feel better.Copy !req
1069. You can really kill me
this time. It's my turn. Go.Copy !req
1070. You're really going to die,
though, okay?Copy !req
1071. One, two, three.Copy !req
1072. You're dead.Copy !req
1073. My mom.Copy !req
1074. It's okay, we're playing.
It's not real.Copy !req
1075. He's killing me.Copy !req
1076. Are you dead yet?
You're dead!Copy !req
1077. I think
I got the hang of this.
I still don't understand it,Copy !req
1078. but I'm finding him
quickly enough.Copy !req
1079. Are you okay?Copy !req
1080. Oh, my God, that was terrible.
Almost three seconds.Copy !req
1081. Let's do it one more time.Copy !req
1082. One more
and then I get to go.Copy !req
1083. This is so cool!Copy !req
1084. Look out!Copy !req
1085. It's fluff.Copy !req
1086. Our house.Copy !req
1087. Wait, we've got to go.Copy !req
1088. Come on.Copy !req
1089. This is a really bad time
for this.Copy !req
1090. I don't even know
where we're going.Copy !req
1091. It's going to be fun.
It's the best place.Copy !req
1092. No, this way.
This way. Come on.Copy !req
1093. You're no help at all.Copy !req
1094. Come on.Copy !req
1095. Let go of me, Joel.Copy !req
1096. I like watching you work,
Howard.Copy !req
1097. I guess I'll go out
for some air,Copy !req
1098. if nobody minds.Copy !req
1099. It looks like
you have everything
under control here.Copy !req
1100. Yeah, that's fine.Copy !req
1101. Do you like quotes, Howard?Copy !req
1102. What do you mean?Copy !req
1103. Like famous quotes.Copy !req
1104. I find reading them
inspirational,Copy !req
1105. and in my reading,
I've come across some
I thought you might like, too.Copy !req
1106. I'd love to hear some.Copy !req
1107. There's one that goes,
"Blessed are the forgetful,Copy !req
1108. "for they get the better
even of their blunders."Copy !req
1109. That's Nietzsche, right?
Yeah.Copy !req
1110. I thought I could tell you
something you didn't know.Copy !req
1111. No, it's a good quote.
I'm happy we both know it.Copy !req
1112. There's this
other one I like.Copy !req
1113. It's by Pope Alexander
and it goes...Copy !req
1114. Alexander Pope?Copy !req
1115. Oh, yeah. Shit.Copy !req
1116. It's just that I told myself
not to say "Pope Alexander"Copy !req
1117. and sound like a dope,
and then I go ahead
and say it.Copy !req
1118. It's no big deal.
You're such a sweetheart.Copy !req
1119. The quote goes, "How happy
is the blameless vestal's lot!Copy !req
1120. "The world forgetting
by the world forgotCopy !req
1121. "Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind!Copy !req
1122. "Each pray'r accepted
and each wish resign'd"Copy !req
1123. I want to be a great,
big, huge elephant.Copy !req
1124. With a huge trunk like that.Copy !req
1125. I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.Copy !req
1126. I just thought
it would be appropriate,
maybe.Copy !req
1127. I really admire
the work you do.Copy !req
1128. I don't mean to be
so familiar...Copy !req
1129. It's fine.
I'm happy to hear...Copy !req
1130. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1131. I've loved you
for a very long time.Copy !req
1132. I shouldn't have said that.Copy !req
1133. Mary, you're
a wonderful girl.Copy !req
1134. But, you know,
I have a wife and kids.Copy !req
1135. Mary, we can't do this.Copy !req
1136. Good morning,
Mrs. Mierzwiak.Copy !req
1137. What? Who is it?
Oh, my God.Copy !req
1138. Thank you, Stan.
Thanks a lot.Copy !req
1139. Hollis!Copy !req
1140. Wait.Copy !req
1141. I knew it, Howard.Copy !req
1142. It didn't start out like this.
I came here to work.Copy !req
1143. This is a one-time mistake.Copy !req
1144. I'm a stupid girl
with a crush.Copy !req
1145. I basically
forced him into it.Copy !req
1146. Don't be a monster.
Tell the girl.Copy !req
1147. Tell me what?Copy !req
1148. Oh, you poor kid.Copy !req
1149. You can have him.
You did.Copy !req
1150. What?Copy !req
1151. We have a history.Copy !req
1152. I'm sorry.
You wanted the procedure.Copy !req
1153. You wanted it done
so you could get past...Copy !req
1154. I have to
finish the work in there.
It's almost morning.Copy !req
1155. We'll talk later, okay?Copy !req
1156. Let me give you a lift home.Copy !req
1157. Didn't figure you'd show
your face around me again.Copy !req
1158. I thought you were humiliated.Copy !req
1159. You did run away,
after all.Copy !req
1160. I just needed to see you.Copy !req
1161. Yeah?Copy !req
1162. I'd like toCopy !req
1163. take you out or something.Copy !req
1164. You're married.Copy !req
1165. Not yet. Not married.Copy !req
1166. No, I'm not married.Copy !req
1167. Look, I'm telling you
right off the bat,
I'm high maintenance,Copy !req
1168. so I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriageCopy !req
1169. or whatever it is
you've got going there.Copy !req
1170. If you want to be with me,
you're with me.Copy !req
1171. Okay.Copy !req
1172. Too many guys think
I'm a concept,
or I complete themCopy !req
1173. or I'm gonna make them alive.Copy !req
1174. I'm just a fucked-up girl
who's looking for
my own peace of mind.Copy !req
1175. Don't assign me yours.Copy !req
1176. I remember that speech
really well.Copy !req
1177. I had you pegged,
didn't I?Copy !req
1178. Had the whole human race
pegged.Copy !req
1179. Probably.Copy !req
1180. I still thought
you were going
to save my life.Copy !req
1181. Even after that.Copy !req
1182. I know.Copy !req
1183. It would be different,Copy !req
1184. if we could just
give it another go-round.Copy !req
1185. Remember me.
Try your best.Copy !req
1186. Maybe we can.Copy !req
1187. Just tell me
what you remember,Copy !req
1188. and we'll take it
from there.Copy !req
1189. I liked you immediately.Copy !req
1190. You didn't come on to me
at all. I liked that.Copy !req
1191. I was so tongue-tied
around you at first,Copy !req
1192. but I wanted you to think
I was smart.Copy !req
1193. I couldn't wait
to come to work.Copy !req
1194. I had these fantasies
of us being married
and having kids...Copy !req
1195. Howie, I can't do this.Copy !req
1196. We agreed
it's for the best, Mary.Copy !req
1197. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1198. O£, God!Copy !req
1199. I'll take the bottom
and you...Copy !req
1200. No, Joel,
help me with that.Copy !req
1201. Will you get the cooler?Copy !req
1202. Honey, the cooler's pretty...Copy !req
1203. She can get it.Copy !req
1204. Let me get that.
No, no, no.Copy !req
1205. Don't take anything.Copy !req
1206. I can take the plane.Copy !req
1207. Put the gate back up.Copy !req
1208. This is the day we met.Copy !req
1209. You were by the surf.
I could just make you out
in the distance.Copy !req
1210. I remember being drawn to you,
even then.Copy !req
1211. I thought,
"Wow, how odd!Copy !req
1212. "I'm drawn to someone's back."Copy !req
1213. You were
in that orange sweatshirtCopy !req
1214. that I would
come to know so well,
and even hate, eventually.Copy !req
1215. But at the time I thought,
"How cool,
an orange sweatshirt."Copy !req
1216. Hi, there.Copy !req
1217. Hi.Copy !req
1218. I saw you sitting over here
by yourself,Copy !req
1219. and I thought,
"Thank God,Copy !req
1220. "someone normal who
doesn't know how to interact
at these things."Copy !req
1221. I don't ever know
what to say.Copy !req
1222. I'm Clementine.Copy !req
1223. Can I borrow
a piece of your chicken?Copy !req
1224. And then you just took it,
without waiting for an answer.Copy !req
1225. It was so intimate,
like we were already lovers.Copy !req
1226. I'm Joel.Copy !req
1227. Hi, Joel.
So, no jokes about my name.Copy !req
1228. You mean, likeCopy !req
1229. "Oh, my darlin', Clementine?"Copy !req
1230. Huckleberry Hound?
That sort of thing?Copy !req
1231. Yeah, like that.Copy !req
1232. No, no jokes.Copy !req
1233. One of my favorite things
when I was a kidCopy !req
1234. was my Huckleberry Hound doll.Copy !req
1235. I think your name is magical.Copy !req
1236. This is it, Joel.
It's gonna be gone soon.Copy !req
1237. I know.Copy !req
1238. What do we do?Copy !req
1239. Enjoy it.Copy !req
1240. You married?
No.Copy !req
1241. Let's move into
this neighborhood!Copy !req
1242. I do sort of live
with someone, though.Copy !req
1243. Male or female?Copy !req
1244. What? Female.Copy !req
1245. At least I'm not barking up
the wrong tree.Copy !req
1246. Do you know these people?Copy !req
1247. No, of course not.
Come on.Copy !req
1248. They might have a dog.Copy !req
1249. There's no dog.Copy !req
1250. What are you doing?Copy !req
1251. It's freezing out.Copy !req
1252. I don't believe this.Copy !req
1253. Come on, man.
The water's fine.Copy !req
1254. Nobody's coming here tonight,
believe me.Copy !req
1255. So, what's
your girlfriend's name?Copy !req
1256. Naomi,
but we're not really...Copy !req
1257. Whatever.
So this is great.Copy !req
1258. Now I can look
for candles, matches,
and the liquor cabinet.Copy !req
1259. Oh, God.Copy !req
1260. I think we should go.Copy !req
1261. There's no phone line.Copy !req
1262. What?
I think we should go.Copy !req
1263. Why? It's our house.
Just for tonight.Copy !req
1264. We are
David and Ruth Laskin.Copy !req
1265. Which one do you want to be?Copy !req
1266. I prefer to be Ruth,
but I can be flexible.Copy !req
1267. What do you need?Copy !req
1268. Alcohol.Copy !req
1269. So, are you okay with wine?Copy !req
1270. I don't know.Copy !req
1271. Well, you choose the wine.Copy !req
1272. I'll go find the bedroom
and slip into
something more Ruth.Copy !req
1273. I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
We really should go.Copy !req
1274. I've got to catch my ride.Copy !req
1275. So go.Copy !req
1276. I did. I thought
maybe you were a nut.Copy !req
1277. But you were exciting.Copy !req
1278. I wish you'd stayed.Copy !req
1279. I wish I'd stayed, too.
Now I wish I'd stayed.Copy !req
1280. I wish I'd done
a lot of things.Copy !req
1281. I wish I'd stayed. I do.Copy !req
1282. I came back downstairs
and you were gone.Copy !req
1283. I walked out the door.
Why?Copy !req
1284. I don't know. I felt
like a scared little kid.Copy !req
1285. It was above my head.Copy !req
1286. You were scared?
Yeah.Copy !req
1287. I thought
you knew that about me.Copy !req
1288. I ran back
to the bonfire, trying
to outrun my humiliation.Copy !req
1289. Was it something I said?
Yeah.Copy !req
1290. You said "So go"
with such disdain.Copy !req
1291. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1292. It's okay.Copy !req
1293. What if you stayed this time?Copy !req
1294. I walked out the door.Copy !req
1295. There's no memory left.Copy !req
1296. Come back
and make up a goodbye.Copy !req
1297. Let's pretend
we had one.Copy !req
1298. Bye, Joel.Copy !req
1299. I love you.Copy !req
1300. Meet me in Montauk.Copy !req
1301. I didn't crash the plane.
The plane crashed.Copy !req
1302. You were operating
the plane with the remote
control, and it crashed.Copy !req
1303. It was fucking windy.
Come on.Copy !req
1304. You're stoned
and you're driving.Copy !req
1305. The pot balances it out
and brings you back up.
That's why I smoke it.Copy !req
1306. If I'm going to be drinking,
then I'll smoke it.Copy !req
1307. It does. A medical test
was done. It's proven
on the Science Network.Copy !req
1308. Honey, just watch the road.Copy !req
1309. I can't see shit.Copy !req
1310. I saw you talking
to a pretty girl.Copy !req
1311. She was nice.Copy !req
1312. Yeah, man, who was it?Copy !req
1313. She was just a girl.Copy !req
1314. Okay.Copy !req
1315. So I've got to
drop the van off.Copy !req
1316. Thanks, Stan. We'll talk.Copy !req
1317. You've got all your stuff,
I see.Copy !req
1318. That's right.Copy !req
1319. I take it
you're not coming back.Copy !req
1320. I wouldn't come back
if I was you.Copy !req
1321. Do you swear you didn't know?
I swear.Copy !req
1322. So you didn't do
the erasing?Copy !req
1323. Of course not. God, no.Copy !req
1324. And you never even suspected
we were together?Copy !req
1325. Once, maybe.Copy !req
1326. I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car,Copy !req
1327. and I saw you two talking.Copy !req
1328. So I waved to you,
and you giggled.Copy !req
1329. How did I look?Copy !req
1330. You looked happy.Copy !req
1331. Happy with a secret.Copy !req
1332. And after that?Copy !req
1333. I never saw you two together
again like that,Copy !req
1334. so I just figured
I was imagining things.Copy !req
1335. I really like you, Mary Svevo.
You know that?Copy !req
1336. Thanks.Copy !req
1337. Let me get my toothbrush.Copy !req
1338. Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.Copy !req
1339. I feel like you're mad at me
and I don't know what I did.Copy !req
1340. What did I do?Copy !req
1341. I love you so much.
I'll do anything
to make you happy.Copy !req
1342. Just tell me what you want
me to do, and I'll do it.Copy !req
1343. I'm going to stop by
this morning,
just to make sure you're okay.Copy !req
1344. Let's go, mister.Copy !req
1345. I had a really nice time
last night.Copy !req
1346. Nice?Copy !req
1347. I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life
last night.Copy !req
1348. That's better.Copy !req
1349. This is weird.Copy !req
1350. "To all patients
of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.Copy !req
1351. "My name is Mary Svevo.Copy !req
1352. "We've met,
but you don't remember me.Copy !req
1353. "I worked for a company
you hired to have
part of your memory erased.Copy !req
1354. "I've since decided
that this is a horrible...Copy !req
1355. "To correct this, I'm sending
everyone's file back to them."Copy !req
1356. My name
is Clementine Kruczynski.Copy !req
1357. I'm here to erase
Joel Barish.Copy !req
1358. What is this?
I don't know.Copy !req
1359. He's boring.Copy !req
1360. Is that enough reason
to erase someone?Copy !req
1361. I've been thinking how I was
before and how I am now,
and he changed me.Copy !req
1362. I feel like
I'm always pissy now.Copy !req
1363. I don't like myself
when I'm with him.
I don't like myself anymore.Copy !req
1364. I can't stand
to even look at him.Copy !req
1365. That pathetic, wimpy,
apologetic smile.Copy !req
1366. That sort of
wounded puppy shit.Copy !req
1367. What are you doing?
I'm not doing anything.Copy !req
1368. The bloom is certainly
off the rose at this point.Copy !req
1369. Are you screwing with me?
No!Copy !req
1370. You are screwing with me.
Joel, I'm not!Copy !req
1371. You clearly are!Copy !req
1372. Let's just take a minute
and...Copy !req
1373. Patrick,
get the fuck away from me!Copy !req
1374. Can we talk about it?
No, get the fuck away!Copy !req
1375. Hey, Clementine.
Nice to see you.Copy !req
1376. I mean,
she's smart, I think,
but not educated.Copy !req
1377. I couldn't talk to her
about books.Copy !req
1378. She's more of
a magazine-reading girl.Copy !req
1379. Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.Copy !req
1380. The truth is,
I was embarrassed in public,Copy !req
1381. Hi.
Because she would pronounce
"library,"li-berry."Copy !req
1382. Look what I found.Copy !req
1383. I think if there's
a truly seductive quality
about Clementine,Copy !req
1384. it's that her personality
promises to take you
out of the mundane.Copy !req
1385. Made me look skinny.Copy !req
1386. An amazing, burning meteorite
will carry you
to another worldCopy !req
1387. where things are exciting.Copy !req
1388. But what you quickly learn
is that it's really
an elaborate ruse.Copy !req
1389. I'm sorry I yelled at you.Copy !req
1390. It's okay.Copy !req
1391. I really like you.
I hate that I said
mean things about you.Copy !req
1392. Let me turn this off, okay?Copy !req
1393. That's only fair.Copy !req
1394. The whole thing
with the hair,
it's all bullshit.Copy !req
1395. I really like your hair.Copy !req
1396. Thank you.Copy !req
1397. I do.Copy !req
1398. You want a drink or something?Copy !req
1399. Do you have any whiskey?Copy !req
1400. I didn't think
her sex was motivated.Copy !req
1401. I saw it clearly
the last night we were
together. It wasn't sexy.Copy !req
1402. It was just sad.Copy !req
1403. Sorry,
I thought there was more.Copy !req
1404. The only way Clem thinks
she can get people to like herCopy !req
1405. is to fuck them.Copy !req
1406. Or at least dangle
the possibility of getting
fucked in front of them.Copy !req
1407. I think she's
so desperate and insecureCopy !req
1408. that she'll sooner or later
go around fucking everybody.Copy !req
1409. I don't do that.Copy !req
1410. I wouldn't
think that about you.Copy !req
1411. Because I don't.
I know.Copy !req
1412. It hurts me
that you said that,
because I don't do that.Copy !req
1413. I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry about all this.Copy !req
1414. I'm going to go.
I'm a little confused.Copy !req
1415. I don't really think
I can be here.Copy !req
1416. Bye.Copy !req
1417. I really thought
I knew her so well.Copy !req
1418. It was nice meeting you
and all.Copy !req
1419. What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,Copy !req
1420. only to find out
that she's a stranger.Copy !req
1421. Wait.Copy !req
1422. What?
I don't know. Just wait.Copy !req
1423. What do you want, Joel?
I want you to wait
for a while.Copy !req
1424. Okay.
Really?Copy !req
1425. I'm not a concept,
just a fucked-up girl
looking for my peace of mind.Copy !req
1426. I'm not perfect.Copy !req
1427. I can't see anything
that I don't like about you.Copy !req
1428. But you will.
Right now I can't.Copy !req
1429. You will think of things.Copy !req
1430. And I'll get bored with you
and feel trapped,Copy !req
1431. because that's what happens
with me.Copy !req
1432. Okay.Copy !req
1433. Okay.Copy !req
1434. Okay.Copy !req