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2. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
3. Ahhh! Ahhh! Ahhhh!Copy !req
4. Ahhhh! Ahhh!Copy !req
5. Ahhh! Ahhhhh!Copy !req
6. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
7. Grab him!
Grab him, Judas! Take him!Copy !req
8. We got the monster
that wants to hack up
our children.Copy !req
9. Get the chains on him.Copy !req
10. — I got him.Copy !req
11. The ancient evil has followed
us here to this new world.Copy !req
12. He has stolen our childrenCopy !req
13. and tried to resurrect
his wicked race.Copy !req
14. But we, in our righteousness,
have prevailed.Copy !req
15. My babies — he took
my babies!Copy !req
16. And here he shall be buried,Copy !req
17. and this oak tree
will seal his fate.Copy !req
18. lts roots will be his prison,
which must never be disturbed.Copy !req
19. Hear me, Phineas Worrell.Copy !req
20. When the face of death
covers the moon,Copy !req
21. one with your blood
in his veins will release me,Copy !req
22. and victory will at last
be mine!Copy !req
23. There, there, Francis.Copy !req
24. We'll get them back.
You'll see.Copy !req
25. I banish you
to eternal darkness.Copy !req
26. "So in the hours
just before midnight,Copy !req
27. "the people of Briarville
buried Trantor the TrollCopy !req
28. "in the cold, damp ground.Copy !req
29. The end."Copy !req
30. Thank you, Elizabeth.Copy !req
31. Class, what did you think
of her report?Copy !req
32. That's bull!Copy !req
33. It's not bull!Copy !req
34. I read it in a book.Copy !req
35. Yeah, it was a cool report.Copy !req
36. It probably just went over
your head.Copy !req
37. The reports were
supposed to be on the
history of the town,Copy !req
38. not "Nightmare
on Troll Street."Copy !req
39. Now, settle down, class.Copy !req
40. Lay off her, Murdock.Copy !req
41. What are you gonna do
about it, runt?Copy !req
42. Elizabeth scared Kenny
with a spooky story.Copy !req
43. The dork likes her.Copy !req
44. Although Elizabeth's report was
a bit unusual,Copy !req
45. legends and myths are
a real part of history,Copy !req
46. especially here in Briarville,
with our unique past.Copy !req
47. I think it was a clever idea.Copy !req
48. Ernest!Copy !req
49. Ernest!
Stop the truck!Copy !req
50. So, uh, Elizabeth,Copy !req
51. what was the curse
the troll put on Phineas?Copy !req
52. Well, legend has it
that from that moment on,Copy !req
53. Phineas' descendants would
get dumber and dumber . . .Copy !req
54. and dumber.Copy !req
55. Yeah, when they hired me
as sanitary engineer,Copy !req
56. they had no idea that I was
actually Ernest P. Worrell,Copy !req
57. man of destiny,
ruler of refuse,Copy !req
58. a man who has taken dominion
over his environment . . .Copy !req
59. a brilliant innovatorCopy !req
60. in the fertile field
of recycling.Copy !req
61. The czar of jars,
the baron of bottles,Copy !req
62. the duke of dust —Copy !req
63. Oh, no!Copy !req
64. Uh, the switch is on the fritz!Copy !req
65. Uh, Rimshot! Rimshot!
A little help here, Rimshot!Copy !req
66. Rimshot!
Rimshot, the clutch!Copy !req
67. Rimshot, the clutch!
The clutch!Copy !req
68. The clutch, Rimshot!Copy !req
69. Help!Copy !req
70. Rimshot, the clutch!Copy !req
71. Rimshot! Whoa!Copy !req
72. Wa-aaaah!Copy !req
73. Ahh.Copy !req
74. That was close.Copy !req
75. Oh . . .Copy !req
76. I'm gonna be squooshed!Copy !req
77. Rimshot, help!
Do something! Rimshot!Copy !req
78. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
79. No, no! Don't stick my head
in those gears!Copy !req
80. But i-it's me or you!Copy !req
81. But I have a family at
the doll factory!Copy !req
82. I'll send them a nice card.Copy !req
83. You'll never get away with this,
Ernest! I know where you live!Copy !req
84. Ah heh heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
85. Wa-ahhhh!Copy !req
86. Those Murdocks are
major jerks.Copy !req
87. if their lQ's were any lower,
they'd be plants.Copy !req
88. Rimshot!
Something's wrong!Copy !req
89. Help! Let me out of here!Copy !req
90. — Ernest!Copy !req
91. This should open it.Copy !req
92. Way to go!
You did it!Copy !req
93. Well, no need to thank me,
little lady.Copy !req
94. Just some
routine hero work.Copy !req
95. Aahhh!Copy !req
96. Sheriff . . .Copy !req
97. I've just come
from the Hackmore place.Copy !req
98. It's an absolute mess.Copy !req
99. It violates every code
in the book.Copy !req
100. I want it cleaned up,
and I want it cleaned up
immediately.Copy !req
101. Yes. Well, mayor, I served
the papers, and Ernest said
he would get right on it.Copy !req
102. if he can't handle it,
you fire him.Copy !req
103. Yes, sir.Copy !req
104. There goes that idiot
now.Copy !req
105. Ha. And he's going away
from the Hackmore place.Copy !req
106. That was close.Copy !req
107. Yeah, my dad said
we can get in big trouble
riding in here.Copy !req
108. Well, it is against
city regulations and all,Copy !req
109. but as driver
of a garbage truck,Copy !req
110. I feel like captain
of my own ship,Copy !req
111. master of my own fate,
able to make my own rules,Copy !req
112. a man above the law.Copy !req
113. Uh-oh.Copy !req
114. It's my dad!Copy !req
115. Uh, was I speeding?Copy !req
116. Sometimes the raw power
of this vehicle just gets
away from me —Copy !req
117. Ernest, I told you
to get out to the
Hackmore place —Copy !req
118. Shh!Copy !req
119. You two —Copy !req
120. get out of there and
get in the car right now.Copy !req
121. Dad, I —Copy !req
122. No, I don't want to hear it.
Get in the car.Copy !req
123. It wasn't their fault.
l-I'm the captain, and —Copy !req
124. No, look,
I told you to get out
to the Hackmore placeCopy !req
125. and clean it up,
and you haven't done it.Copy !req
126. Well, uh, I don't have
a toxic-waste permit.Copy !req
127. Uh, I just took a cold pill,
and I'm not supposed to operate
heavy machinery.Copy !req
128. Look, if you want to
hang on to your job,Copy !req
129. you'll get out there
and do it.Copy !req
130. See you, Ernest.Copy !req
131. Come on, boy.Copy !req
132. We've nothing to fear
but fear itself,Copy !req
133. plus the known factCopy !req
134. that Old Lady Hackmore
will turn us intoCopy !req
135. a couple of drooling,
red-eyed zombiesCopy !req
136. if she catches us here.Copy !req
137. Well, nobody home.Copy !req
138. I guess they're out
robbin' gravesCopy !req
139. or bitin' the heads off chickens
or whatever's in voodoo vogue.Copy !req
140. Get off of my property!Copy !req
141. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
142. Ma'am, I'm just here to
pick up all this garbage.Copy !req
143. Got no garbage here,Copy !req
144. only the expressions
of the soul.Copy !req
145. Uh, ma'am, I'm
an official representativeCopy !req
146. of the Briarville
city government,Copy !req
147. and, incidentally,
a close personal friend
of Mayor Murdock's.Copy !req
148. Aren't you
that Worrell kid?Copy !req
149. — Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
150. Oh . . .you will bring down
the curse on us all!Copy !req
151. Woe to you,
oh, ye seed of Worrell.Copy !req
152. Get out of here
and don't come back!Copy !req
153. I wish you'd reconsider.Copy !req
154. Recycling is a . . .
a very important part
of good citizenship.Copy !req
155. Yeah.Copy !req
156. And you'll be
a dead citizen.Copy !req
157. When the poisons of
the evil courses throughCopy !req
158. the portals and channels
of your body,Copy !req
159. you will lie
a quivering, toxic mass
of screaming flesh!Copy !req
160. They will have to load youCopy !req
161. and the rest
of this backward townCopy !req
162. on a meat wagon
with a pitchfork!Copy !req
163. So in other words,Copy !req
164. it might be better
if I came back another day.Copy !req
165. Aahhhhh!Copy !req
166. Ahhhhhhhh!Copy !req
167. Pretty scary scream,
huh?Copy !req
168. My heart
was in my throat.Copy !req
169. You have a rare gift.Copy !req
170. You haven't seen
the grand finale yet.Copy !req
171. Come here.Copy !req
172. See, they'll come in here
and go through that doorCopy !req
173. and up this way, where
Joey hits 'em in the face
with a mop.Copy !req
174. A wet mop.Copy !req
175. Then they'll have to crawl
through all these peeled grapesCopy !req
176. while I'm screaming,
"Where are my eyes?Copy !req
177. Don't step on
my eyeballs!"Copy !req
178. Gross!
But I love it.Copy !req
179. It's the Murdocks!Copy !req
180. Look out, witch!
It's an earthquake!Copy !req
181. It's a big one —
5.3 on the Richter scale!Copy !req
182. Quick!
Let's run out the back!Copy !req
183. It's caving in!
It's caving in!Copy !req
184. Get out!
You're gonna die!Copy !req
185. We're caving in!Copy !req
186. Let's run for it!
Go! Go!Copy !req
187. You buttheads made
a big mistake!Copy !req
188. Hey, where do you think
you're going?Copy !req
189. The fun's just beginning!Copy !req
190. I don't know what to do.
They wrecked our haunted house.Copy !req
191. They — they wrecked
your haunted house?Copy !req
192. Yeah.Copy !req
193. You know, what you need
is some of thatCopy !req
194. hysterical perspective,
know what I mean?Copy !req
195. Not . . . really.Copy !req
196. You need to learn
a self-defense lessonCopy !req
197. from . . . tiny Botswana,
that . . .Copy !req
198. plucky little nation
that defeated the . . .Copy !req
199. giant Ottoman Empire.Copy !req
200. Ernest, what does that
have to do with me?Copy !req
201. I'm glad you asked.Copy !req
202. It was a dark
night in lower Botswana.Copy !req
203. Giant bula bula flies droned
in the still air.Copy !req
204. Then it came —Copy !req
205. the screeching war cry
of the Ottoman hordes.Copy !req
206. Wa-aah!Copy !req
207. We're the Ottomans,
and you're not!Copy !req
208. You're in a world of it now,
pal!Copy !req
209. Oh, my. I'm afraid.Copy !req
210. Sure, I'm scared.Copy !req
211. E-everybody in Botswana's
scared.Copy !req
212. It looks like curtains.Copy !req
213. This place is just screaming
for drapes.Copy !req
214. Don't worry about the Ottomans.
They're just wussies.Copy !req
215. They're all talk.Copy !req
216. I knew an Ottoman eagle scout.Copy !req
217. He got a merit badge
in wholesale slaughter.Copy !req
218. Aah!Copy !req
219. Come on, Ottomans!
Take a piece of me!Copy !req
220. What we need . . .is
the high ground.Copy !req
221. The high ground is no good
without trees.Copy !req
222. Friends, Romans, Botswanians,
lend me your tree.Copy !req
223. There ain't no trees
in Botswana.Copy !req
224. Unh-unh. I know.Copy !req
225. I am a Botswanian lumberjack,
and I ain't never had a job.Copy !req
226. We need dress shields.Copy !req
227. You need the high ground
to keep away from usCopy !req
228. 'cause . . .
'Cause we're the Ottomans!Copy !req
229. Aah!Copy !req
230. Ernest, I know! I know!
What we need is . . .Copy !req
231. a treehouse!Copy !req
232. I thought we needed
dress shields.Copy !req
233. Ernest!Copy !req
234. Direct hit.
Way to go, Ernest.Copy !req
235. Do you smell fish?Copy !req
236. The first step
in treehouse construction,Copy !req
237. which I'll refer to
as "step one,"Copy !req
238. is tree selection.Copy !req
239. With the right tree,Copy !req
240. we can build
an impregnant fortressCopy !req
241. armed with nuclear rays,
disintegrator beams,Copy !req
242. and all the latest
electronic technologyCopy !req
243. to afford us a safe haven
against advancing hordesCopy !req
244. as well as offering
truly elegant country livingCopy !req
245. in rustic surroundings.Copy !req
246. Nah.
Too much bass.Copy !req
247. This one's nice.Copy !req
248. Ah heh. Too many
termites. Ah heh.Copy !req
249. This looks like
a good one.Copy !req
250. lnhabited.Copy !req
251. Oh, jeez.Copy !req
252. What's the big idea?
A tree is a tree.Copy !req
253. We've got to find one
big enough to keep
the Ottomans out.Copy !req
254. The Ottomans?Copy !req
255. Don't ask.Copy !req
256. Oo-o-o-o-o-o-h!Copy !req
257. This is neat!Copy !req
258. Go on!Copy !req
259. It's okay.
Go on!Copy !req
260. Go on!Copy !req
261. I don't like this.Copy !req
262. Well, I didn't see
any poison ivy.Copy !req
263. The worst thing
that could happenCopy !req
264. would be Dutch elm blight,
and none of us are Dutch.Copy !req
265. Remember, if any of us
get separated,Copy !req
266. there's an old pioneer way
of finding north —Copy !req
267. the bark always grows
on the outside of a tree.Copy !req
268. Is he serious?Copy !req
269. I'm afraid so.Copy !req
270. This is it!Copy !req
271. The foundation
of the high ground —Copy !req
272. tree of the stars!Copy !req
273. This is a tree
to die for.Copy !req
274. Come on, kids.
This'll be fun.Copy !req
275. I've been collecting
this stuff for years.Copy !req
276. Well, I guess we got to
give it a try.Copy !req
277. No guts, no glory.Copy !req
278. Yes, just as the journey
of 1,000 miles begins
with a single step,Copy !req
279. a treehouse begins
with a single nail.Copy !req
280. Observe.Copy !req
281. Here he shall be buried,Copy !req
282. and this oak tree will seal
his fate.Copy !req
283. lts roots will be his prison,Copy !req
284. which must never be disturbed.Copy !req
285. Return this evil
from whence it came.Copy !req
286. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
287. One treehouse —
under construction.Copy !req
288. Crank 'er up.Copy !req
289. All right.
This is really working.Copy !req
290. This is great!Copy !req
291. All right, Joey.
Over here.Copy !req
292. — Another wall coming up.
— Good work.Copy !req
293. One more side to go.Copy !req
294. This is really looking
great.Copy !req
295. The spirits are loose again.
Who would dare enter here?Copy !req
296. —All right! We did it!
— Yeah!Copy !req
297. This is really neat.Copy !req
298. This is your high ground.Copy !req
299. Old Lady Hackmore:
I felt it! I felt it!Copy !req
300. Heaven help us!Copy !req
301. The signs showed me —Copy !req
302. the sun,
the moon, the stars —Copy !req
303. oh, horror will once more
walk among us.Copy !req
304. The nightmare will begin
again.Copy !req
305. Well, it's not the greatest
treehouse in the world,Copy !req
306. but I wouldn't call it
a nightmare, either.Copy !req
307. — Worrell!Copy !req
308. What have you done?
What have you done to the tree?Copy !req
309. A whole world of trees,
and you had to pick this one!Copy !req
310. Well, we didn't know this was
your land, or we would've asked
if it was okay.Copy !req
311. It will open
the ancient door and
all that lurks inside!Copy !req
312. Flee this evil place!Copy !req
313. — Flee!Copy !req
314. Old Lady Hackmore!Copy !req
315. Wow! I thought she never
went out of her house.Copy !req
316. Probably some simple
misunderstanding.Copy !req
317. Maybe I should go
and have a talk with her.Copy !req
318. They will return . . .Copy !req
319. Well, wait a minute.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
320. We're not really on your place,
more like above it.Copy !req
321. — Couldn't we talk air rights?
— Get away. Get away.Copy !req
322. — That was spooky.
— Yeah.Copy !req
323. Come on. I think
they went this way.Copy !req
324. Yeah. They got to be
around here somewhere.Copy !req
325. It's the Murdocks!Copy !req
326. All right.
Battle stations.Copy !req
327. Let's see how this baby
works under actual
field conditions!Copy !req
328. Let's go!Copy !req
329. Time to get even.Copy !req
330. Tearing up this place
will be major fun.Copy !req
331. Yeah. I wonder
where the wimps are.Copy !req
332. — Get down!
— Watch this!Copy !req
333. I've got 'em in my sights . . .Copy !req
334. lock and load . . .Copy !req
335. and . . .fire.Copy !req
336. Both : Aah!Copy !req
337. Load me up.Copy !req
338. Ammunition coming in —
pepperoni and cheese.Copy !req
339. More ammo, Rimshot.
Good boy!Copy !req
340. — Let's go!Copy !req
341. Fire.Copy !req
342. — Fire three! Got him!Copy !req
343. Bingo!Copy !req
344. Chicken liver comin' up.Copy !req
345. — Now!Copy !req
346. Way to go, Joey!Copy !req
347. Ugh!Copy !req
348. — That's delivery, boys!Copy !req
349. — Aah!Copy !req
350. Aah!Copy !req
351. Direct hit!Copy !req
352. Ew! A pizza mess!Copy !req
353. Binder, this isn't
the end of this!Copy !req
354. Yeah.Copy !req
355. They're on the run!Copy !req
356. And no collateral damage,
either.Copy !req
357. All right!
That was great!Copy !req
358. Halt! Who goes there?Copy !req
359. Uh, don't shoot.
Don't shoot.Copy !req
360. I'm on your side.Copy !req
361. Sorry, Ernest. I guess
we're still a little bit jumpy.Copy !req
362. Guess what happened.Copy !req
363. The Murdocks came by.Copy !req
364. But they never had
a chance.Copy !req
365. Yeah, and the Botswanians
kicked butt.Copy !req
366. Told you.Copy !req
367. Hey, Ernest, what was
Mrs. Hackmore going on about?Copy !req
368. Oh, she still believes in
trolls and magic spellsCopy !req
369. and things like that.Copy !req
370. Trolls? Like hide under bridges
and eat little girls?Copy !req
371. Cut it out, dork.Copy !req
372. It's like the legend
of Trantor.Copy !req
373. Elizabeth, get a life.Copy !req
374. Just because you write
a report about itCopy !req
375. doesn't mean it comes true.Copy !req
376. She told me about this troll
that had red, glowing eyesCopy !req
377. and walks like this.Copy !req
378. And if he ever gets loose,Copy !req
379. he'll go after
the children first.Copy !req
380. And he turns them into
little wooden dolls,Copy !req
381. which gives him his power.Copy !req
382. And that ugly little rascal
is still alive . . .Copy !req
383. down there.Copy !req
384. — But . . .Copy !req
385. He can
only be awakenedCopy !req
386. on the night
before Halloween . . .Copy !req
387. Like tonight.Copy !req
388. . . . when a Worrell . . .Copy !req
389. Like you.Copy !req
390. . . . places his hand on a tree —
like this — and says,Copy !req
391. "Yea,
I call thee forth, Trantor."Copy !req
392. But what are the chances
of that happening?Copy !req
393. Looks like some rain!Copy !req
394. Wouldn't be safe here!Copy !req
395. Uh, hey, wait a minute, fellas.
Wait. Hold on.Copy !req
396. Hey, guys, wait for me!Copy !req
397. Hurry, Elizabeth!
Hurry!Copy !req
398. Let's go!Copy !req
399. Hey, everybody,
where are you going?Copy !req
400. Can't you see I'm up here
all...Copy !req
401. Alone?Copy !req
402. Easy, Rimshot.Copy !req
403. Easy, boy.Copy !req
404. There's nothing to be afraid of.
After all, we've got
the . . . high ground.Copy !req
405. Yeah.
Good suggestion, Rimshot.Copy !req
406. Why didn't I think of that?Copy !req
407. Why don't we go on home?
How 'bout it?Copy !req
408. Aah!Copy !req
409. Boy, I sure hope
you're from Keebler!Copy !req
410. You better back off!
You don't want to fight me!Copy !req
411. I know tai chi, kung fu,
Shao-lin.Copy !req
412. I saw Hulkamania
three times, once in slow-mo!Copy !req
413. Back off!
Oh, don't kill me!Copy !req
414. Don't kill me!
I don't want to die!Copy !req
415. All right.
Civilization.Copy !req
416. See you, guys.
I'm already late,
and my mom's gonna kill me.Copy !req
417. Yeah. Yeah,
I'm out of here, too.Copy !req
418. Later, dudes.
See y'all tomorrow.Copy !req
419. Aah!Copy !req
420. Somebody help me!
Help — anyone!Copy !req
421. Help!Copy !req
422. Somebody! Ernest!Copy !req
423. Help!Copy !req
424. Kenny! Elizabeth!
Where are you?Copy !req
425. Oh, no!
Oh, help! Come on!Copy !req
426. Hey, I got ya.Copy !req
427. Thanks, Ernest. You saved me.Copy !req
428. I thought I was a goner.Copy !req
429. A-a-a-a-a-a-ah!Copy !req
430. Sheriff!Copy !req
431. Sheriff Binder!Copy !req
432. — Sheriff!Copy !req
433. Sheriff Binder! Open up!Copy !req
434. Aah!
Sheriff Binder, open up, please!Copy !req
435. Help!Copy !req
436. It was a monster!
It was awful!Copy !req
437. The tree and the lightning
and —Copy !req
438. and it had great, big teeth
and things on its ears like thisCopy !req
439. and its head was at least
this big and about this long —Copy !req
440. Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Ernest, slow down.
What happened?Copy !req
441. Ernest, do you know
what time it is?Copy !req
442. Maybe Old Lady Hackmore was
right — maybe it was a troll!Copy !req
443. Luckily, I was there to beat it
within an inch of its face —Copy !req
444. Hold it.
Old Lady Hackmore?Copy !req
445. Yeah, the kids and I built
a treehouse out there,
and she got real steamed —Copy !req
446. You took Kenny and the kids
out there,Copy !req
447. trespassing
on that old lady's land?Copy !req
448. Yeah, but what happened?Copy !req
449. Sheriff, I saw a troll!
I really saw a troll!Copy !req
450. Dad, something really strange
was happening in those woods
tonight.Copy !req
451. Yeah, you got to
believe me, sheriff!Copy !req
452. Yeah, look, Ernest, whoa.
Listen, you just had
a nightmare, okay?Copy !req
453. — So pinch yourself . . .
— Ow!Copy !req
454. . . . and go on home —Copy !req
455. No, I'm not dreaming.
This isn't a nightmare.
That really hurt.Copy !req
456. — We'll talk about it tomorrow.
— This thing was huge!Copy !req
457. It had this great,
big head —Copy !req
458. Good night, Ernest.Copy !req
459. It was probably just —Copy !req
460. well, it was more about —
it was about this tall,Copy !req
461. and it looked like a giant,
big Mr. Potato Head,Copy !req
462. only as big
as a watermelon . . .Copy !req
463. Grow, my children, grow.Copy !req
464. Oh, Miss Hackmore!Copy !req
465. Miss Hackmore!Copy !req
466. I'm sorry to bother you.Copy !req
467. You have bothered
the whole planet.Copy !req
468. You're cursed, now you're
rubbing it off on me.Copy !req
469. But it's about
what you said.Copy !req
470. I . . .
I let the troll out.Copy !req
471. Uh . . .Copy !req
472. That which has been promised
is delivered.Copy !req
473. l-It was huge!Copy !req
474. It had a great, big head and
little, tiny, beady eyes,Copy !req
475. and great, big noses!Copy !req
476. They were . . .
it was horrible!Copy !req
477. You haven't seen horrible
till you see what it does
to the children.Copy !req
478. Heaven help us.Copy !req
479. Them that dies will be
the lucky ones!Copy !req
480. Oh!Copy !req
481. I felt it!
Heaven, help us.Copy !req
482. After all these years,
that thing is loose again.Copy !req
483. Oh! Vampires,
werewolves...Copy !req
484. Well...
I can handle that.Copy !req
485. A few crucifixes,
a little garlic...Copy !req
486. perhaps a silver bullet.Copy !req
487. Ahhh.Copy !req
488. Ghouls, zombies...Copy !req
489. Ahhh.Copy !req
490. It has been
my lifelong wishCopy !req
491. that this book
would never be opened,Copy !req
492. but, of course,
you've changed all that.Copy !req
493. That's him!
That's the guy!Copy !req
494. The prophecy fulfilled.Copy !req
495. "From the innocence
of five,Copy !req
496. "an evil army shall arise.Copy !req
497. "When blossoms
shower down like rain,Copy !req
498. "my dark kingdom
will come again.Copy !req
499. "There is one who can
stop me if he will dare,Copy !req
500. "with the heart
of a child . . .Copy !req
501. and a mother's care."Copy !req
502. Are there
any more pictures?Copy !req
503. You've got to stop him
before he gets the children.Copy !req
504. He's got to get five before
midnight tomorrow night!Copy !req
505. Me? Stop that thing?Copy !req
506. You've got the wrong guy.Copy !req
507. You are the direct
descendantCopy !req
508. of the Reverend
Phineas Worrell!Copy !req
509. It's your legacy!Copy !req
510. Yeah, but I'm me,
and — and he's he,Copy !req
511. and we're talking
real danger here —Copy !req
512. "stand and deliver,"
"firing line,"Copy !req
513. "moment of truth,"
"end of the line,"Copy !req
514. eighth-level
"Mario Brothers."Copy !req
515. You are the only
troll fighter we've got.Copy !req
516. You're the seventh son
of the seventh son.Copy !req
517. You're the baby.
You're the boy.Copy !req
518. You are the great
redneck hope.Copy !req
519. The great redneck hope.Copy !req
520. " Hallelujah "Copy !req
521. Troll alert!
This is not a drill!Copy !req
522. An actual trollCopy !req
523. has been sighted
in the Briarville area!Copy !req
524. Please remain calm!Copy !req
525. Do not — I repeat —
do not panic!Copy !req
526. Children should remain indoors
until further notice...Copy !req
527. What's Ernest
yelling about now?Copy !req
528. Something stupid
about trolls.Copy !req
529. Make sure your shoes
are on the right feetCopy !req
530. and all your furniture
is pushed up against the wall!Copy !req
531. Work with me, people,
work with me!Copy !req
532. We've got a situation here!Copy !req
533. Trolls!
Get off the streets!Copy !req
534. Prepare for the worst!Copy !req
535. The trolls are coming!
The trolls are coming!Copy !req
536. Hurry, Bobby, hurry.
Come on, time is money.Copy !req
537. Time is money!Copy !req
538. We got a lot of
merchandise to move, now.Copy !req
539. Are you ready?
Roll 'em.Copy !req
540. Hello, friends,
this is Tom TulipCopy !req
541. with Tulip Brothers'
One-Stop Salvage.Copy !req
542. This is my big brother,
Bobby.Copy !req
543. A fella comes in here
the other day,
and he says to me,Copy !req
544. "Will Tulip Brothers
give me a good dealCopy !req
545. on an outboard motor
and some taxidermy supplies?"Copy !req
546. And I said, "Does
a fat puppy hate fast cars?"Copy !req
547. And then he says to me,Copy !req
548. "Well, will you give me
a good dealCopy !req
549. "on some surplus government
canned goodsCopy !req
550. and assorted socket
wrenches?"Copy !req
551. And I said, "Does a one-legged
duck swim in a circle?"Copy !req
552. But, no,
seriously, folks —Copy !req
553. Tom, you got to help me!Copy !req
554. There's a troll
on the loose, a troll!Copy !req
555. Ernest, Ernest!
Cut, Bobby, cut!Copy !req
556. Can't you see
we are engaged in
mass communication here?Copy !req
557. But I got serious
problems — trolls!Copy !req
558. Oh, trolls!
Bobby, our friend Ernest
is seeing trolls.Copy !req
559. Trolls?Copy !req
560. Trolls.Copy !req
561. Oh, this is your lucky day,
but, of course, you knewCopy !req
562. that when I was stationed
in GermanyCopy !req
563. with the 82nd airborne,Copy !req
564. I was in charge of
the troll-destruction unit.Copy !req
565. Have I got a deal for you.Copy !req
566. Huh ah-huh huh huh.Copy !req
567. Sorry I'm late.
isn't Joey here yet?Copy !req
568. No, Joey never got home
last night.Copy !req
569. What do you mean?Copy !req
570. You said Ernest came by
our house last night
yelling about trolls.Copy !req
571. Do you think maybe —Copy !req
572. Come on, there's
no such thing as trolls.Copy !req
573. But Ernest saw something
out at the tree,Copy !req
574. and he's never lied
to us before.Copy !req
575. Yeah, but trolls?
Come on, let's go
check out the treehouse.Copy !req
576. Maybe Joey's there already.Copy !req
577. I don't know.Copy !req
578. You're not scared,
are you?Copy !req
579. Four tin cans,
Troll Away spray,Copy !req
580. $ 19.95 apiece,Copy !req
581. two Bolivian Army
slingshots . . .Copy !req
582. — Oh!
— $9.95 each,Copy !req
583. Day-Glo troll waders,Copy !req
584. $ 1 1 9.50,Copy !req
585. oh, troll ninja
nun-chucks, $9.95,Copy !req
586. slimeproof troll gloves,
$49. 95,Copy !req
587. chopped troll bait,
$3 a pound . . .Copy !req
588. 50 pounds,Copy !req
589. 14 No Troll strips,
only $9.95 each,Copy !req
590. and one trolling motor,
$ 79.95,Copy !req
591. for a grand total of . . .Copy !req
592. $ 1,7 49.98 . . .Copy !req
593. — Plus tax.
— Plus tax.Copy !req
594. Does that include
the giant albumCopy !req
595. with every troll love song
ever written?Copy !req
596. Do rattlesnakes
kiss carefully?Copy !req
597. Joey?Copy !req
598. Joey?Copy !req
599. This place
looks different.Copy !req
600. Joey?Copy !req
601. Joey?Copy !req
602. Something really weird's
going on here.Copy !req
603. I told you.
It's the legend.Copy !req
604. Look at that!Copy !req
605. That hole wasn't there
yesterday!Copy !req
606. It looks just like...Copy !req
607. Joey.Copy !req
608. What if it is Joey?Copy !req
609. — What if it really is?Copy !req
610. Something's there!Copy !req
611. Run for it!Copy !req
612. You see before youCopy !req
613. the state-of-the-art
troll fighter of tomorrow.Copy !req
614. This multidirectional,
unitized,Copy !req
615. high-tech fighting machine
is salt-free, tuna-safe,Copy !req
616. and comes complete
with 15 megabytesCopy !req
617. of double-density,
wafer-thin alloy,Copy !req
618. forming a virtual realityCopy !req
619. of modern
troll extermination.Copy !req
620. Need I say more?Copy !req
621. Ernest is here!
Come on!Copy !req
622. We can't go in there!
That's Old Lady
Hackmore's place!Copy !req
623. It's all right.
He'll know what to do.Copy !req
624. Oh!Copy !req
625. Aaah!Copy !req
626. Anybody home?Copy !req
627. Anybody here?Copy !req
628. — Hi, guys!
— Ernest!Copy !req
629. — We went to the treehouse!
— And there were five holes!Copy !req
630. And in one of the holes,
there was a little
wooden dolly.Copy !req
631. And it looked
just like Joey.Copy !req
632. Ernest!
With every passing hour,
the danger grows greater!Copy !req
633. — Who are they?Copy !req
634. A mother's care —
what does it mean?Copy !req
635. Don't pay any attention to her.
She's a Gemini.Copy !req
636. And besides,
i-it's a full moon,Copy !req
637. ah heh, know what I mean?Copy !req
638. Ohh.Copy !req
639. The troll
is getting stronger.Copy !req
640. He has one child
already.Copy !req
641. By now, the tree is sprouting
its cursed pods.Copy !req
642. Pods?Copy !req
643. Pods!Copy !req
644. And if they touch the ground,
all is lost!Copy !req
645. He needs four more soulsCopy !req
646. before he can release
his armyCopy !req
647. and start to captureCopy !req
648. the children
all over the world.Copy !req
649. Just the kids?Copy !req
650. Listen to the last two lines
of the troll's poem.Copy !req
651. "There's one who can stop us
if he will dare,Copy !req
652. with the heart of a child
and a mother's care."Copy !req
653. So...Copy !req
654. we need a heart . . .Copy !req
655. a child's heart!Copy !req
656. You wouldn't really
sacrifice someone,
would you, Ernest?Copy !req
657. Yeah,
that was pretty crazy.Copy !req
658. Well, human sacrifice would
definitely be a last resort.Copy !req
659. Now, traps
is where it's at.Copy !req
660. You see, Mr. Big, Bad,
Short, and UglyCopy !req
661. will probably come strolling
through the woodsCopy !req
662. saying something like,
"Oh, I sure could use a rest,Copy !req
663. "maybe catch a movie
on the cable.Copy !req
664. Think I'll check in
to this troll motel."Copy !req
665. And then we got him.Copy !req
666. And with this alarm system,Copy !req
667. the minute something steps
in our trap,Copy !req
668. the beeper will go off.Copy !req
669. And endo trollo,
comprendo?Copy !req
670. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
671. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
672. Come on, I'll walk you
to your house.Copy !req
673. Hurry up, Kenny,
we got work to do.Copy !req
674. I still don't see
why I can't go
with you guys.Copy !req
675. Just leave
the troll fighting to us.Copy !req
676. I'll find my dad.
He'll know what to do.Copy !req
677. What about the party?Copy !req
678. You stay here tonight.Copy !req
679. Another soul.Copy !req
680. Feed and grow strong,
my little ones.Copy !req
681. Thanks
for the ride home, Ernest.Copy !req
682. Okay, here's the plan —Copy !req
683. Troll Fighter One —
that's me —Copy !req
684. will be roaming
the streets of BriarvilleCopy !req
685. like a rabid dog —
no offense —Copy !req
686. whilst Troll Fighter Two —
that's you —Copy !req
687. Um, Ernest, how about
I just get my dadCopy !req
688. and meet you at the tree?Copy !req
689. Yeah, your dad
might get madCopy !req
690. if we wrap this one up
all by ourselves.Copy !req
691. What's the matter, Kenny?Copy !req
692. Did a troll make you
wet your pants?Copy !req
693. You're such a wimp,
Binder.Copy !req
694. Kenny, what is going on?Copy !req
695. Nothing. I'm okay.Copy !req
696. Where's dad?Copy !req
697. Where have you been?Copy !req
698. l-l was with Ernest
setting troll traps.Copy !req
699. Kenny, you have no business
being with Ernest.Copy !req
700. Mom, I got to find dad.
It's really important.Copy !req
701. Kenny — Kenny,
you come back here!Copy !req
702. Bye-bye!
Happy Halloween!Copy !req
703. Be careful! Bye-bye!
Take care!Copy !req
704. Honey, you hardly touched
your dinner tonight.Copy !req
705. Now, this is just
Halloween.Copy !req
706. It's supposed to be fun,Copy !req
707. playing dress-up
and trick-or-treating.Copy !req
708. But, mom, that little doll
looked just like Joey,Copy !req
709. and Ernest said —Copy !req
710. Honey, we have been
through all this.Copy !req
711. There are no such things
as trolls.Copy !req
712. Uh, mom...
while you're in here,Copy !req
713. could you check
under the bed?Copy !req
714. I thought I heard —Copy !req
715. Stop acting
like you're 2 years old.Copy !req
716. There is nothing
under the bed.Copy !req
717. Now, put on your costume
and come on downstairs.Copy !req
718. We're all going over to
the Halloween party together.Copy !req
719. But, mom —Copy !req
720. Elizabeth,
don't be silly!Copy !req
721. There's nothing
under the bed.Copy !req
722. There's nothing
under the bed.Copy !req
723. There's nothing
under the bed.Copy !req
724. Oh, Snuffies . . .Copy !req
725. it's just you.Copy !req
726. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
727. You know, Rimshot,Copy !req
728. when it comes to
catching trolls,Copy !req
729. sometimes the old ways
are the good ways,Copy !req
730. know what I mean?Copy !req
731. You disguised
as a yummy, little child,Copy !req
732. will be the bait,Copy !req
733. and this should put an end,
once and for all,Copy !req
734. to the beast of Briarville.Copy !req
735. You know, Rimshot . . .
you're a cute, little dog,Copy !req
736. but you are
one ugly little kid.Copy !req
737. Okay, Rimshot,
now, bring me the stick.Copy !req
738. The stick, boy.Copy !req
739. Bring me the stick!Copy !req
740. Please, Rimshot,Copy !req
741. I was just kidding about
that ugly thing, honest.Copy !req
742. Rimshot!Copy !req
743. Ow!Copy !req
744. Wa-aaaaaaaaaah!Copy !req
745. Well, Rimshot, it's time
to get our blood sugarCopy !req
746. back up into the combat range,
you know what I mean?Copy !req
747. This is serious.
I better use my C.B. voice.Copy !req
748. Blue Leader,
this is Troll Fighter.Copy !req
749. Blue Leader,
this is Troll Fighter.Copy !req
750. Come on back,
how 'bout you?Copy !req
751. Roger, Troll Fighter.
This is Blue Leader.Copy !req
752. Bobby, don't worry —
safety first.Copy !req
753. Get to work.Copy !req
754. What's your 20,
Troll Fighter?
Come on over.Copy !req
755. We are en route
to the big tree,Copy !req
756. where we will be AWACCopy !req
757. at 2300 hours
and some change.Copy !req
758. Well, this is it,
the big night,Copy !req
759. the great confrontation
between man —Copy !req
760. that's us —Copy !req
761. and the country-and-western
troll you're so fond of.Copy !req
762. Trolls.Copy !req
763. Right, Ernest, right.
Now, you stay alert.Copy !req
764. You see anything,
you give us a holler.Copy !req
765. Over and out.Copy !req
766. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
767. Oh-oh-oh-ohhh!Copy !req
768. You know, Jimmy,
a hungry lion hunts best,Copy !req
769. but an army travels
on its stomach,Copy !req
770. know what I mean?Copy !req
771. You going to
the big party over at
the school, Ernest?Copy !req
772. Nope, someone has to
stand vigil over the town,Copy !req
773. stay at his post,
row the boat,Copy !req
774. be ever alert,
floss between meals,Copy !req
775. remain steadfast
and truncated,Copy !req
776. know what I mean?Copy !req
777. Gosh, Jimmy,
what's got into you?Copy !req
778. Oh, oh, charades.
I love charades.
Let's see, something big.Copy !req
779. A-A big mouth?Copy !req
780. Let's see, big.Copy !req
781. Uh, big bill?
big bird?Copy !req
782. Big bill? Big beak?
Big, uh, uh, sounds like —Copy !req
783. uh, two, two, "T" —
tea for two?Copy !req
784. "T" — two "T"?
Tea for two?Copy !req
785. Two for tea?Copy !req
786. Desmond Tutu?
Uh, two barrels?Copy !req
787. Ah ha.Copy !req
788. Boy, Jimmy,
when you play charades,
you really play for keeps,Copy !req
789. know what I mean?Copy !req
790. Oh! Ah ha.Copy !req
791. Hey, Greg,
have you seen my dad?Copy !req
792. No. Where's your costume?Copy !req
793. We're supposed to be
at school now.Copy !req
794. Kenny.Copy !req
795. Did you hear that?Copy !req
796. Yeah, it — it sounded
like Elizabeth.Copy !req
797. Over here, Kenny.Copy !req
798. Elizabeth?Copy !req
799. Elizabeth, is that you?Copy !req
800. Elizabeth?Copy !req
801. She's not in —Copy !req
802. Over here, Kenny.Copy !req
803. You cannot escape.Copy !req
804. It's time to join
your little friends.Copy !req
805. Faster, Kenny.Copy !req
806. I'm catching up.Copy !req
807. Hurry, Kenny.
I'm right behind you.Copy !req
808. She wouldn't leave
through the window!Copy !req
809. — Cliff, she didn't even
want to go out!
— Joey never came home.Copy !req
810. My trash hasn't been picked up
in two days, Cliff.Copy !req
811. I'm having houseguests!Copy !req
812. Cliff, Cliff!
Hush! Hush!Copy !req
813. — Hush, hush, hush, hush, hush!
— What?Copy !req
814. — Cliff, have you seen Kenny?
— No, he's supposed to be
with you.Copy !req
815. No, he ran off
to find you.Copy !req
816. All right, listen,
he's probably already
just gone to the school.Copy !req
817. — I don't know where he went.
— Just go to the school
and look for him.Copy !req
818. I have houseguests
coming, Cliff!Copy !req
819. Listen! Listen!Copy !req
820. They're probably already
over at the school.Copy !req
821. Hey, kid, get out
of the street!Copy !req
822. And you in the costume,
watch out!Copy !req
823. Yeah, Rimshot,Copy !req
824. we've got to stay focused
tonight.Copy !req
825. We've got to keep our senses
honed to a razor's edge,Copy !req
826. know what I mean?Copy !req
827. We are the thin line
of defenseCopy !req
828. that lies between victory
and certain death,Copy !req
829. and I guess you know
the one I'm hoping for.Copy !req
830. Troll alert!
Troll alert, Rimshot!Copy !req
831. We got him!
We got him!Copy !req
832. We got old hockerhead
himself!Copy !req
833. We did it, Rimshot.Copy !req
834. We got him.Copy !req
835. Listen to him howl.Copy !req
836. Yeah, but it's too late
for Mr. Big, Bad Troll.Copy !req
837. You picked the wrong guy
to tangle with . . .Copy !req
838. Squid Lips.Copy !req
839. Dad, there really is a troll!
I saw it with my own eyes!Copy !req
840. It was horrible!Copy !req
841. It used Elizabeth's voice!
It turned Greg into a doll!Copy !req
842. Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Listen, young man,
you are in big trouble.Copy !req
843. You disobeyed your mother,
and now she's worried sick
about you.Copy !req
844. Cliff, it's my boys.
They're gone, vanished.Copy !req
845. They were supposed to
meet me hours ago,
and nobody's seen them.Copy !req
846. Have no fear,
Ernest P. Worrell is here.Copy !req
847. And, sheriff, I captured
that troll that's been
stealing all the children.Copy !req
848. Ernest, what do you mean
you caught that troll?Copy !req
849. Yes, with the aid
of the most advancedCopy !req
850. troll-fighting equipment
known to modern technology —Copy !req
851. Shut up, Worrell!Copy !req
852. Cliff, you got to get out
a search party for my boys.Copy !req
853. Dad, Ernest and l
set troll traps!Copy !req
854. Listen to him!
He's not lying!Copy !req
855. Yeah, I've got him
right outside, sheriff.Copy !req
856. All right, listen,Copy !req
857. I don't know
what's going on here,
but let's take a look.Copy !req
858. Come on, let's see it,
Ernest.Copy !req
859. Uh, Cliff . . .Copy !req
860. I want an all-points bulletin
out on my boys now!Copy !req
861. You leave the police work
to me, mayor.Copy !req
862. Ernest, open it up.Copy !req
863. You want me to
squash him flat, sheriff?Copy !req
864. Just open the damn thing,
Ernest!Copy !req
865. Slowly.Copy !req
866. Slowly.Copy !req
867. Oh!Copy !req
868. Oh!Copy !req
869. Some heads are gonna roll,
ain't they, daddy?Copy !req
870. Blech!Copy !req
871. — Boys.Copy !req
872. Boy, you've done it
this time.Copy !req
873. Ernest, I don't believe it!
Of all your screw-ups!Copy !req
874. But, mayor, there
really is a troll.
I saw it.Copy !req
875. Ernest is the only one
trying to do something.Copy !req
876. Kenny, that's enough
from you.Copy !req
877. That does it, Worrell.
You're fired!Copy !req
878. Uh, but, uh, I —
the beeper!Copy !req
879. You park the truck,
you turn in the keys,Copy !req
880. and you get outta here!Copy !req
881. Let's go, boys.Copy !req
882. Ernest, you've been acting
like a childCopy !req
883. about this troll thing.Copy !req
884. It's time to grow up.Copy !req
885. But I saw them.
They were —Copy !req
886. — Kenny, come on.Copy !req
887. Kenny . . .Copy !req
888. Tell him.Copy !req
889. Kenny, get in the car!Copy !req
890. I guess I really blew it
this time.Copy !req
891. We're finished
in this town.Copy !req
892. So much for being a hero.Copy !req
893. Thanks, but it's no use.Copy !req
894. I'm a Worrell . . .Copy !req
895. cursed . . .Copy !req
896. bottom of the gene pool . . .Copy !req
897. no money down . . .Copy !req
898. nothing to live for.Copy !req
899. — Yow!Copy !req
900. Rimshot!Copy !req
901. Thanks!
I needed that!Copy !req
902. You're right.
I've never been a quitter.Copy !req
903. Why — why, I've never known
when to quit.Copy !req
904. Just ask
my fourth-grade teacher.Copy !req
905. He never knew
when to quit.Copy !req
906. — Oh!Copy !req
907. Eliza, Michael,
Allison, Joshua...Copy !req
908. Your time has come,
my children.Copy !req
909. One more, and the cycle
will be complete.Copy !req
910. Well, Rimshot, l-l guess
there are no trolls here.Copy !req
911. Ha ha.Copy !req
912. Golly!
Do you believe that?Copy !req
913. This reminds me of that
moment from the movieCopy !req
914. "Brain Barnacles
from Planet Tycor,"Copy !req
915. you know, when the brain
barnacles were getting setCopy !req
916. to latch themselves onto
the brain of Queen Paternia?Copy !req
917. And then —Copy !req
918. Golly!Copy !req
919. They look just like
Brussels sprouts.Copy !req
920. I hate Brussels sprouts,
don't you?Copy !req
921. We better go tell
Miss Hackmore.Copy !req
922. Gosh, Rimshot, pretty soon,
kids won't have to worryCopy !req
923. about eating
their Brussels sproutsCopy !req
924. 'cause the Brussels sprouts
will be eating them!Copy !req
925. Aaaaah!Copy !req
926. Quick, Troll Away!Copy !req
927. I can't believe it!Copy !req
928. It worked!
Oh, but not for long!Copy !req
929. He's on the roof!
Uh-oh!Copy !req
930. We've got to do
something!Copy !req
931. Aaah!Copy !req
932. Tom, Bobby!
Tom, Bobby, help!Copy !req
933. Mayday, Mayday,
Christmas Day, Columbus Day!Copy !req
934. Tom, Bobby,
do something!Copy !req
935. He's on the roof!
Tom!Copy !req
936. Come on in, Troll Trapper,
this is Blue Leader.
Come on back.Copy !req
937. Tom, Bobby!
Tom, Bobby, help!Copy !req
938. Aaaaah!Copy !req
939. You're gonna pay for the sins
of your forefathers!Copy !req
940. I didn't have four fathers,
I just had one father,Copy !req
941. and I didn't know him
that well!Copy !req
942. Ah ha ha. Too smart
for you, huh?Copy !req
943. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
944. Aaaaaaah!Copy !req
945. Aaah!Copy !req
946. Aaah! Aaah!Copy !req
947. Get away from me,
snot locker!Copy !req
948. Whoa!Copy !req
949. Wa-aaah!Copy !req
950. Okay, stubby, how 'bout
a little off the top?Copy !req
951. En garde!Copy !req
952. Uh-oh!Copy !req
953. Aaah!Copy !req
954. Aha!Copy !req
955. Little did you suspectCopy !req
956. that I am a master
of hedge-clip-kito,Copy !req
957. the secret
oriental fighting art
of Japanese gardeners.Copy !req
958. Yuh!Copy !req
959. We did it, Rimshot!
We got him!Copy !req
960. I am Troll Fighter
Number One.Copy !req
961. Uh-oh.Copy !req
962. Rimshot!Copy !req
963. I don't believe it,
Rimshot.Copy !req
964. He's pulling against . . .
200 horsepower.Copy !req
965. Put it in reverse.Copy !req
966. Oh, no!Copy !req
967. How 'bout a bumper sandwich,
booger lips?Copy !req
968. Ah heh heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh.Copy !req
969. Bonsai!Copy !req
970. Bingo!
You got him, Rimshot.Copy !req
971. Way to go!Copy !req
972. Where'd he go, Rimshot?Copy !req
973. Where'd he go? He couldn't
have just disappeared.Copy !req
974. By now, he must be
a greasy spot on the road.Copy !req
975. Where did he go?Copy !req
976. Where did he go?Copy !req
977. Wa-aaaaah!Copy !req
978. Aaaaah!Copy !req
979. Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
980. Watch out, Bobby!Copy !req
981. Oh!Copy !req
982. Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!Copy !req
983. — Ow.Copy !req
984. So I was mesmerizing him
with my lightning moves —Copy !req
985. Ow! Ah!Copy !req
986. And I was about to lower
that coup de grass —Copy !req
987. Ow! Ah!Copy !req
988. When old booger lips
here — Ow!Copy !req
989. Called timeout —
Ow!Copy !req
990. And sucker-punched me.Copy !req
991. Oh, look. Look at this.Copy !req
992. There's —
there's two pagesCopy !req
993. stuck together.Copy !req
994. "How th—
looks like 'thou' —Copy !req
995. canst destroyeth a troll."Copy !req
996. "Thou canst destroyeth
the troll with —"Copy !req
997. Uh, M-l-something-K.Copy !req
998. We can destroy a troll . . .Copy !req
999. The pods
have not yet dropped.Copy !req
1000. Midk.Copy !req
1001. Trantor still seeks
another child.Copy !req
1002. That's it!Copy !req
1003. Authentic Bulgarian miak.Copy !req
1004. They're at the school.
We've got to go.Copy !req
1005. — Ow!Copy !req
1006. Oh! Oh! Oh!Copy !req
1007. Look, kid, go inside
and find your motherCopy !req
1008. and stay with her.Copy !req
1009. And I don't want you
to leave her side
for any reason.Copy !req
1010. — Do you understand me?
— Yes, sir.Copy !req
1011. All right.Copy !req
1012. There you go.Copy !req
1013. Tom . . .Copy !req
1014. Tom, have you seen
Elizabeth?Copy !req
1015. Uh, no, I haven't.Copy !req
1016. Elizabeth?Copy !req
1017. Elizabeth?Copy !req
1018. Kiwi fruit, kiwi fruit!
Everybody loves it!Copy !req
1019. Kiwi fruit!Copy !req
1020. Kenny?Copy !req
1021. Kenny.Copy !req
1022. Tom and Bobby's
own recipe.Copy !req
1023. Stir-fried sushi.Copy !req
1024. Good evening and welcome to
the Briarville Halloween gala.Copy !req
1025. Smile, smile.Copy !req
1026. Mrs. Johnson,
have you seen Kenny?Copy !req
1027. No, I haven't,
and we really can't wait
any longer.Copy !req
1028. Ernest's troll probably
got him.Copy !req
1029. the hottest band
in Taylor County —Copy !req
1030. The Fun Box.Copy !req
1031. — Come on, Rimshot.Copy !req
1032. Of all the people
in the world, why him?Copy !req
1033. Look, you wanted to be
in the costume competition,Copy !req
1034. and this is the costume
you picked out at the store.Copy !req
1035. This thing looks silly.
And I'm not gonna wear it.Copy !req
1036. Don't you talk back to me.Copy !req
1037. Now, you march right
in there.Copy !req
1038. I hate you!Copy !req
1039. Well, I'm not too fond
of you either!Copy !req
1040. Mommy . . .I'm sorry.Copy !req
1041. I love you.Copy !req
1042. I love you, too.Copy !req
1043. Unconditional love.Copy !req
1044. That's the heart of a child.Copy !req
1045. — Trolls! Trolls!Copy !req
1046. Save the kids! Trolls!Copy !req
1047. — Tro—Copy !req
1048. — Uh.Copy !req
1049. It's my privilege
to welcome youCopy !req
1050. — to the costume
competition —
— Run for your lives!Copy !req
1051. Trolls!Copy !req
1052. Ernest!Copy !req
1053. Will somebody get him
out of here? Now!Copy !req
1054. Run for your lives!Copy !req
1055. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
1056. Run for your lives!Copy !req
1057. Shh. Shh.Copy !req
1058. Now, as your mayor,Copy !req
1059. it's my privilege to bring you
the costume competition.Copy !req
1060. And to start it off —Copy !req
1061. our first contestant
is Rachel BensonCopy !req
1062. from Miss Johnson's
fourth-grade class.Copy !req
1063. Rachel...Copy !req
1064. Eeeww, scary costume.Copy !req
1065. I know a dork
when I see one.Copy !req
1066. Matt!Copy !req
1067. Matt! Matt!Copy !req
1068. Help! Help!Copy !req
1069. Help! Help!Copy !req
1070. Aaaahhh!Copy !req
1071. Please,
I've got to find Ernest.Copy !req
1072. Please,
I've got to find Ernest.Copy !req
1073. It's the end
of the line for you,
shortchange.Copy !req
1074. Aloha, sayonara,
el rancho grande.Copy !req
1075. You're history, pal.
You're Elvis.Copy !req
1076. So, come on, crater face,
I'm ready for you.Copy !req
1077. Let's see how you like
a little miak.Copy !req
1078. Miak?Copy !req
1079. Yeah, miak.Copy !req
1080. I bet you thought
I couldn't find any
this time of year.Copy !req
1081. Well, I'm a little
too resourceful for you,Copy !req
1082. a little too light
on my feet.Copy !req
1083. So, come on,
eat miak and die —Copy !req
1084. Uuuhhhhhhh!Copy !req
1085. Rimshot, come back!Copy !req
1086. Ohhhh.Copy !req
1087. Wa-aaahhhh!Copy !req
1088. Ahhh!Copy !req
1089. Uh! Uh!Copy !req
1090. Huh?Copy !req
1091. Huh.Copy !req
1092. What happened?Copy !req
1093. Oh, Ernest,
are you all right?Copy !req
1094. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1095. When that thing saw who
it was fooling with,Copy !req
1096. it was drop back and punt,Copy !req
1097. regroup,
troll trauma time.Copy !req
1098. Yeah, this guy
is bad to the bone.Copy !req
1099. Ernest . . .Copy !req
1100. Rimshot.Copy !req
1101. Rimshot, old boy.Copy !req
1102. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
1103. He's all I got.Copy !req
1104. Don't worry, Ernest.Copy !req
1105. We'll find some way
to beat this thing.Copy !req
1106. I'll tell you
how we beat this thing —Copy !req
1107. I'll tell you
how we do it —Copy !req
1108. my great-great-grandaddy
put him in that hole,Copy !req
1109. and so can I.Copy !req
1110. Somebody with a runny nose
is gonna die.Copy !req
1111. Yeah! Go get him!Copy !req
1112. Mother's care . . .
milk.Copy !req
1113. That's it . . . milk.Copy !req
1114. You're one dead troll,Copy !req
1115. you pint-sized,
sawed-off bucketmouth.Copy !req
1116. That thing's got my son.Copy !req
1117. We've got to kill it now!
It's up to us!Copy !req
1118. Wait, what are
you talking about?
Kill what? Go where?Copy !req
1119. Ernest says it's at a tree
at the Hackmore place.Copy !req
1120. Yeah, dad, it's milk.
Milk kills the troll.Copy !req
1121. Let's go.
We're wasting time.Copy !req
1122. Hang on, mayor.
What?Copy !req
1123. It's the mother's care,
the ice cream — milk!Copy !req
1124. Let's go.Copy !req
1125. Murdock —Copy !req
1126. Kenny, listen,
wait here, all right?Copy !req
1127. Your mother's looking for you.
We'll take care of this.Copy !req
1128. Murdock!Copy !req
1129. What's the matter, boy?
There's no time to waste.Copy !req
1130. My dad told me
to stay here.Copy !req
1131. Sometimes you got to do
what you know is right,Copy !req
1132. no matter what
anybody tells you.Copy !req
1133. What good's a wooden dog?Copy !req
1134. Oh, sure, they swim better,
but what am I gonna call him?Copy !req
1135. Splinter?Copy !req
1136. Hey, Binder . . .Copy !req
1137. Sorry about Matt.Copy !req
1138. How do we take
this thing out?Copy !req
1139. Follow me.Copy !req
1140. — Yeah! Come on!
— Yeah!Copy !req
1141. Come on!Copy !req
1142. One final soul
to set my children free.Copy !req
1143. Raaaaaarrr!Copy !req
1144. Okay, booger lips, it's time
for troll squish-kabob.Copy !req
1145. Aaahhhh!Copy !req
1146. You okay, Rimshot?
Good.Copy !req
1147. Another advantage of being
a wooden dog.Copy !req
1148. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1149. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1150. There's your big-time
Brussels sprouts.Copy !req
1151. We can't let these
hit the ground, Rimshot.Copy !req
1152. Got that?Copy !req
1153. Got it.Copy !req
1154. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1155. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1156. Oh, no.Copy !req
1157. Oh, no.
This looks real bad.Copy !req
1158. Ooohhh.Copy !req
1159. Not another one.Copy !req
1160. Heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
1161. Time to put a lid on this.Copy !req
1162. A little body pressure
should do the trick.Copy !req
1163. Wa-aahhhh!Copy !req
1164. Hit the end of the aisle
and split up!Copy !req
1165. What are you kids doing?Copy !req
1166. It's an emergency!Copy !req
1167. — Hey, you can't ride in here!
— This is important!Copy !req
1168. Get out of this store!Copy !req
1169. Go for the ammo!Copy !req
1170. Those costumes
don't fool me!Copy !req
1171. Move it!Copy !req
1172. Let's go!
Let's go!Copy !req
1173. The milk!
I'll get the milk!Copy !req
1174. Let's go!Copy !req
1175. Come on!Copy !req
1176. Kenny Barton, when your father
hears about this, he's gonna —Copy !req
1177. Wait! Whoa!Copy !req
1178. We're running
out of time!Copy !req
1179. Yeah! Ha ha ha!Copy !req
1180. This is getting out of hand.Copy !req
1181. Devour the human.Copy !req
1182. And the crowd goes wild.Copy !req
1183. This one's over the fence
and out of the park.Copy !req
1184. This looks like three more
R.B.l.s.Copy !req
1185. — Uh!Copy !req
1186. — Diihh!Copy !req
1187. — Uh!Copy !req
1188. Attack! Attack!Copy !req
1189. Spread out.
We'll find it.Copy !req
1190. There's nothing to worry about,
folks.Copy !req
1191. I got it all under control.Copy !req
1192. Uh!Copy !req
1193. Hold it right there.
Hold it.Copy !req
1194. You — hey, stop.
Wait a minute.Copy !req
1195. Let go of me.Copy !req
1196. Give me that.Copy !req
1197. Let go of my shotgun.Copy !req
1198. Yaaahhh!Copy !req
1199. Don't you have any respect
for authority?Copy !req
1200. Come on, you!Copy !req
1201. There's another one!
Uh huh!Copy !req
1202. Uh, your shoe's untied.Copy !req
1203. — Think of a number
between 1 and 10.Copy !req
1204. Was it 2?Copy !req
1205. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
1206. Ah-ahhhhh!Copy !req
1207. Ahhhh!Copy !req
1208. Oh, no.Copy !req
1209. They're gonna blame this
all on me.Copy !req
1210. Oh ho ho ho ho ho.Copy !req
1211. Bobby, pictures of these things
in the National EnquirerCopy !req
1212. will make us rich
beyond our wildest dreams.Copy !req
1213. Get the camera out.
Go, go, go.Copy !req
1214. Oh, gorgeous.Copy !req
1215. Money, money, money,
money, money, money.Copy !req
1216. So you want
to play rough, huh?Copy !req
1217. Ahhhhhh!Copy !req
1218. Ha ha ha.Copy !req
1219. Oh, I can just see
the headlines now.Copy !req
1220. "Briarville businessman
has close encounter
with alien nation."Copy !req
1221. There's more.
Let's go.Copy !req
1222. Hoo hoo.Copy !req
1223. Help me! Help!Copy !req
1224. Get it off of me!
Get it off of me!Copy !req
1225. There's a troll on my back!Copy !req
1226. Worrell selects a ball
and steps to the line.Copy !req
1227. It looks like
a tricky 7-10 split.Copy !req
1228. A hush falls over the crowd.Copy !req
1229. There's a troll on me!
Help!Copy !req
1230. Here it comes.Copy !req
1231. The famous Worrell twist . . .
the release . . .Copy !req
1232. Yes! It's good!Copy !req
1233. The crowd goes wild!Copy !req
1234. I'd like to thank you,
each and every one,Copy !req
1235. for this beautiful
bowling trophy.Copy !req
1236. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you,Copy !req
1237. thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1238. Thank you, thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1239. Thank you, thank you,
thank you, thank you.Copy !req
1240. He never knew
when to quit.Copy !req
1241. — Oh.Copy !req
1242. Kenny? Kenny!Copy !req
1243. We can't stop now.Copy !req
1244. Bring me the head
of Ernest P. Worrell.Copy !req
1245. Say, I'll bet you guys have
trouble meeting girls.Copy !req
1246. Don't know what to say, what
to do, how to get things going.Copy !req
1247. Heh heh heh.Copy !req
1248. Well, here's the answer
to your problems.Copy !req
1249. It's the Pimco largemouth bass
CD and home-entertainment
center.Copy !req
1250. A state-of-the-art sound system
mounted on genuine veneer.Copy !req
1251. But wait, there's more.Copy !req
1252. Ahhhhh!Copy !req
1253. I'm too young to die.Copy !req
1254. Don't kill me.
Don't kill me.Copy !req
1255. Ohhhhhhh.
Don't kill me, please.Copy !req
1256. I hope I'm not too late.Copy !req
1257. Ohh!
Give me back that gun!Copy !req
1258. No! Put that down!Copy !req
1259. That's loaded!
Hey!Copy !req
1260. Oh, no, not the bullets.Copy !req
1261. Too fast for you?Copy !req
1262. Too smart for you, too.Copy !req
1263. — Ow!
— Ow!Copy !req
1264. Gotcha.
Ah heh heh heh heh.Copy !req
1265. — Here we go again.Copy !req
1266. No, no, no.Copy !req
1267. Here, here, get the milk.
Come on.Copy !req
1268. Let's go.Copy !req
1269. Dad.Copy !req
1270. No.Copy !req
1271. You sure this milk thing
is gonna work?Copy !req
1272. We're gonna find out.Copy !req
1273. Whoa. No.Copy !req
1274. Kenny! Kenny, no!
No! Kenny, no!Copy !req
1275. Milk works, dad.
It really works.Copy !req
1276. Yes!Copy !req
1277. Get the key.
Get the key.Copy !req
1278. Here. I gotta go.Copy !req
1279. Kenny!
Go get 'em, Kenny!Copy !req
1280. Come on, guys.Copy !req
1281. Let's go get 'em.Copy !req
1282. Ahhhhh! Ahhh!Copy !req
1283. I've only got a couple
of things left.Copy !req
1284. Ernest!Copy !req
1285. Hold on!
I'm coming up!Copy !req
1286. Stop it.Copy !req
1287. This is just
the kind of Halloween prank
that gets people hurt.Copy !req
1288. Ow!Copy !req
1289. Hey, butt breath!Copy !req
1290. Huh?Copy !req
1291. How'd you do that?Copy !req
1292. It's the milk.
It eradicates them.Copy !req
1293. Yeah, it gets
rid of 'em, too.Copy !req
1294. Sayonara, snot wad.Copy !req
1295. E-e-e-e-e-w.Copy !req
1296. Evil demons . . .
make me strong.Copy !req
1297. — Ahh!Copy !req
1298. Your time has come.Copy !req
1299. Tonight the spell
will be broken.Copy !req
1300. At last our prayers
have been answered.Copy !req
1301. Soon, my little ones, soon.Copy !req
1302. Aaahhh!Copy !req
1303. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!Copy !req
1304. Hey! Let me go!Copy !req
1305. What are they up to?Copy !req
1306. Don't worry, kid.
We got the high ground.Copy !req
1307. Did you hear something?Copy !req
1308. Boy, I sure did.Copy !req
1309. We came, we saw,
we took the high ground.Copy !req
1310. Even though some of us
are very tired.Copy !req
1311. Trolls, is it?Copy !req
1312. Oh, great,
I have to defend the fortCopy !req
1313. with a multiple personality.Copy !req
1314. Ew, look, they're using
those hook things.Copy !req
1315. Where's my machine gun?Copy !req
1316. Where's my little machine gun?Copy !req
1317. We were looking for a good scrap
when we found this one.Copy !req
1318. Now, chin up,
every man jack of you.Copy !req
1319. A little nasal hygieneCopy !req
1320. would go
a long way, young man.Copy !req
1321. Here you go.Copy !req
1322. I hope you're grateful.Copy !req
1323. Little trolls in China
don't even get milk.Copy !req
1324. — Ahhhh!Copy !req
1325. Hair spray will fix
anything.Copy !req
1326. This is big money.Copy !req
1327. Posters,
troll action figures,
trading cards.Copy !req
1328. Hey!Copy !req
1329. You, come back here!Copy !req
1330. Bobby, do something!
He's eating the film!Copy !req
1331. Bobby, do something!
No!Copy !req
1332. Oh.Copy !req
1333. Bobby . . .Copy !req
1334. This was our ticket
to the big time.Copy !req
1335. We're finished.Copy !req
1336. Only a few more to go.Copy !req
1337. Load it up.Copy !req
1338. You sure this will stop
them trolls?Copy !req
1339. They look awful
goddang fierce to me.Copy !req
1340. Anybody can whip a troll.Copy !req
1341. Ace, the wall.Copy !req
1342. Eat lactose, slimeball.Copy !req
1343. Hold on, dad!Copy !req
1344. Son, stay back!
Stay back, son!Copy !req
1345. You fellas like,
uh, a little bit of
this milk punch?Copy !req
1346. That milk
must have gone bad.Copy !req
1347. I'm sorry, men,
but the dropper is the only way.Copy !req
1348. Oh, no, not the dropper.Copy !req
1349. The doomsday dropper.Copy !req
1350. Oh, no, not that.Copy !req
1351. ls there no mercy?Copy !req
1352. I like it.Copy !req
1353. A woman's work
is never done.Copy !req
1354. I guess I'll have to
finish this myself.Copy !req
1355. Come, demons.Copy !req
1356. Work your worst.Copy !req
1357. Make me now invincible.Copy !req
1358. A whole troll army wiped out,Copy !req
1359. and they leave the last two
for me.Copy !req
1360. Victory is ours.Copy !req
1361. All right!Copy !req
1362. We'll never be hungry again.Copy !req
1363. Talk about relief, oh.Copy !req
1364. No muss, no fuss,
the trolls are dust,
know what I mean?Copy !req
1365. Yeah. We did it.
We won.Copy !req
1366. You know, I knew when
the chips were down,Copy !req
1367. I could count on you,
pilgrim.Copy !req
1368. Thanks, Ernest. You did
pretty good yourself.Copy !req
1369. You're a great bunch
of guys.Copy !req
1370. All right, Kenny!Copy !req
1371. Way to go, Kenny!
All right!Copy !req
1372. You don't understand.
It's not over yet.Copy !req
1373. It's not over yet.Copy !req
1374. You don't understand.
It's not over yet.Copy !req
1375. Uh-oh.Copy !req
1376. Kenny, behind you!Copy !req
1377. We've got to do
something!Copy !req
1378. Kenny!Copy !req
1379. Oh, my God!Copy !req
1380. Kenny!
Kenny, get out of there!Copy !req
1381. Kenny, jump!Copy !req
1382. Kenny,
I told you, it's the legend.Copy !req
1383. Ernest!Copy !req
1384. I've grown too strong
for that.Copy !req
1385. Not even milk
can stop me now.Copy !req
1386. Errrneeeeest!Copy !req
1387. Kenny!Copy !req
1388. Kenny!Copy !req
1389. No!Copy !req
1390. Kenny . . . Kenny . . .Copy !req
1391. Ah!Copy !req
1392. You've had a nasty cold
ever since we met.Copy !req
1393. It's going around, you know.Copy !req
1394. — You know
what they always say —Copy !req
1395. starve a fever,
feed a cold.Copy !req
1396. Or is it feed a fever,
starve a cold?Copy !req
1397. I always get that confused,Copy !req
1398. like 30 days hath
September.Copy !req
1399. It's my club and you're
a member, and, uh . . .Copy !req
1400. Worrell, now you die.Copy !req
1401. Come on, double ugly,Copy !req
1402. you do pretty well against
little kids and dogs.Copy !req
1403. Let's see how you deal
with a real man.Copy !req
1404. Come on.
Come on!Copy !req
1405. Kill him!Copy !req
1406. Come on!
Kill him!Copy !req
1407. Come on, snot wad.
I got something for you.Copy !req
1408. Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
1409. Ernest doesn't understand.
It's not the milk.Copy !req
1410. Unconditional love,
the heart of a child.Copy !req
1411. Unconditional love.Copy !req
1412. All : Yeah!Copy !req
1413. All : Kill him!Copy !req
1414. All : Kill him!Copy !req
1415. Heart of a child,
unconditional love.Copy !req
1416. Kill him!Copy !req
1417. Come on, little fella.Copy !req
1418. Oh, you're so cute.Copy !req
1419. E-e-e-e-e-w.Copy !req
1420. Great. You did it.
You're a real hero.Copy !req
1421. Yeah, you really did it.
You're a legend.Copy !req
1422. Yeah,
he never had a chance.Copy !req
1423. With my brains and speed,
he never knew what hit him.Copy !req
1424. Yeah,
it almost wasn't fair.Copy !req
1425. Here, he had
some good moves,Copy !req
1426. but when the chips
were down...Copy !req
1427. Huh?Copy !req
1428. But, you know, when you're
fighting those trolls,Copy !req
1429. you gotta sock 'em one . . .Copy !req
1430. — Kenny!
— right in the kisser.Copy !req
1431. Like my ancestor Phineas
used to tell me,Copy !req
1432. "Ernie baby,
keep your weight down low."Copy !req
1433. Son, are you all right?Copy !req
1434. That was
really weird.Copy !req
1435. Mom, I told you
there was a troll.Copy !req
1436. Mike,
I'm glad to see you.Copy !req
1437. Kenny, I thought we'd
never see you again.Copy !req
1438. Mom.Copy !req
1439. Son, I did
a lot of things wrong.Copy !req
1440. I should've listened to you.
I'm so proud of you.Copy !req
1441. Thanks, dad.Copy !req
1442. Stay low,
stay sitting . . .Copy !req
1443. You know, Ernest,Copy !req
1444. in recognition of your
magnificent achievement,Copy !req
1445. consider that
Troll Away spray a gift.Copy !req
1446. Maybe we should open
a laundry.Copy !req
1447. Francis?Copy !req
1448. Sister Francis?Copy !req
1449. Is that you?Copy !req
1450. My sister.
My sister.Copy !req
1451. Ohhh. I missed you so.Copy !req
1452. Michael, Michael,
I missed you.Copy !req
1453. How'd you get so old?Copy !req
1454. There is a lot to talk
about, but now,Copy !req
1455. everything is okay.Copy !req
1456. What's the matter,
Ernest?Copy !req
1457. There's nothing
in that tree for me.Copy !req
1458. Rimshot.Copy !req
1459. Rimshot!
Rimshot!Copy !req
1460. Boy,
where have you been?Copy !req
1461. Did you miss your daddy?Copy !req
1462. You were gone and stuff.
And you were a wooden guy.Copy !req
1463. Now you're back,
and you're not even gone
anymore.Copy !req
1464. You know
where we're going?Copy !req
1465. We're going for a ride
in the truck,Copy !req
1466. and we're gonna —
gonna go home and —Copy !req
1467. and we'll eat
nothing but the best . . .Copy !req
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