1. FIRST TIME
IN ORLANDO?
OH, NO.Copy !req
2. I FLY IN
ONCE A YEAR.Copy !req
3. OF COURSE, I USUALLY
COME IN A DIFFERENT WAY.Copy !req
4. WHERE ARE
YOU FROM?
UP NORTH.Copy !req
5. ME, TOO.
TORONTO.Copy !req
6. REALLY?Copy !req
7. WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN?
TOYS, MOSTLY.Copy !req
8. NO FOOLING?
YOU BEEN IN IT LONG?Copy !req
9. LONGER THAN YOU
CAN IMAGINE.
I HEAR THAT.Copy !req
10. PRISCILLA,
COME BACK HERE.Copy !req
11. YOU HERE ON
BUSINESS?Copy !req
12. I'M HERE TO APPOINT
A REPLACEMENT;Copy !req
13. SOMEONE TO TAKE
OVER MY DUTIES.Copy !req
14. UNFORTUNATELY, A PERSON WITH
THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS...Copy !req
15. IS DIFFICULT
TO FIND.Copy !req
16. WELL, IT'S
A SMART COOKIE...Copy !req
17. WHO KNOWS WHEN TO
HANG UP THE OLD CLEATS.Copy !req
18. OH, IT'S TIME.Copy !req
19. I'M AFRAID I REALLY SHOULD
HAVE DONE THIS LAST YEAR.Copy !req
20. I DON'T THINK
I'VE QUITE...Copy !req
21. GOT THE MAGIC
FOR ANOTHER TRIP.Copy !req
22. THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME
THEY SEND ME TO PITTSBURGH.Copy !req
23. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I COULD REMEMBER...Copy !req
24. EVERY NAME ON
MY LIST.Copy !req
25. NOW I HAVE TROUBLE
RECALLING...Copy !req
26. WHO WAS NAUGHTY
AND WHO WAS NICE;Copy !req
27. WHO ASKED FOR
A TOY TRUCK,Copy !req
28. AND WHO WANTED
A BICYCLE.Copy !req
29. SOUNDS LIKE A
DATABASE PROBLEM.Copy !req
30. HEY, BUDDY, HURRY UP!
I GOTTA GET TO THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
31. DON'T WORRY, MISTER.
WE'LL MAKE THAT PLANE.Copy !req
32. I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.Copy !req
33. I HAVE AN ALMOST
SUPERNATURAL FEEL...Copy !req
34. FOR THE ROAD
BENEATH MY TIRES.Copy !req
35. - HA, HA!
- THRILL DRIVER!Copy !req
36. REMINDS ME
OF MY OLD DAYS...Copy !req
37. ON THE "FIGURE 8"
TRACK.Copy !req
38. "IN CAR 9, IT'S ERNEST P.
WORRELL, THE SCREAM IN' DEMON!Copy !req
39. HE'S GOING FOR HIS SECOND
TRACK RECORD TONIGHT!"Copy !req
40. WHOA!Copy !req
41. WHOA!Copy !req
42. WHOAAAA!Copy !req
43. I TOLD HIM ABOUT
THAT SEAT BELT.Copy !req
44. HEY MISTER,
YOU CAN'T GET OUT HERE!Copy !req
45. FUN IS FUN, BUT YOU'VE
GOT A PLANE TO CATCH!Copy !req
46. NICE BAG.
GUCCI?Copy !req
47. GUNNY!
GET IT?Copy !req
48. NEXT IN LINE.Copy !req
49. I HATE THIS JOB.Copy !req
50. IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
51. IS THIS YOUR
REAL NAME?Copy !req
52. IT'S THE NAME
I'M KNOWN BY, YES.Copy !req
53. SURE.Copy !req
54. WHY NOT?Copy !req
55. THANKS, SKIPPY.Copy !req
56. WE'LL CATCH
THAT PLANE, MISTER.Copy !req
57. WE'LL MAKE IT.
DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
58. WE'LL BE AIRBORNE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
59. AHHHH!Copy !req
60. HEY, YOU!Copy !req
61. TOUCH DOWN!Copy !req
62. IT'S NOT
MY FAULT!Copy !req
63. WELL SIR,
I THINK WE MADE IT.Copy !req
64. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
THAT FLIGHT AFTER ALL.Copy !req
65. COME ON, MISTER,Copy !req
66. THIS IS NO TIME
TO TAKE A NAP.Copy !req
67. YOU'RE GONNA
MISS YOUR FLIGHT.Copy !req
68. YES, SIR, WHEN IT COMES
TO DRIVING SKILLS,Copy !req
69. NOBODY CAN BEAT
ERNEST P. WORRELL.Copy !req
70. UH-OH.Copy !req
71. YES, SIR,
CURB TO COUNTER.Copy !req
72. IT'S HIM!Copy !req
73. JUST A LITTLE EXTRA SERVICE US
INDEPENDENTS HAVE TO DO...Copy !req
74. TO KEEP UP WITH
THE BIG GUYS.Copy !req
75. WHOA!
YOU FORGOT
YOUR CARRY-ON.Copy !req
76. HERE, YOU'LL
NEED A JACKET.Copy !req
77. YOU'D BETTER TAKE
THIS OTHER SUITCASE.Copy !req
78. HAVE A NICE DAY!Copy !req
79. WHAT A PLACE.Copy !req
80. CHRISTMAS TIME,
AND IT'S 80 DEGREES.Copy !req
81. YES, I'M USED TO
A COLDER CLIMATE MYSELF.Copy !req
82. YOU KNOW WHAT I'D REALLY
LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
83. SNOW.
SNOW?Copy !req
84. I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU
WANTED A C-D PLAYER.Copy !req
85. I'D BETTER MAKE
A NOTE OF THAT.Copy !req
86. THERE'S MY WIFE.
I'VE GOT TO GO.Copy !req
87. ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.Copy !req
88. I'VE MADE A NOTE
ABOUT THAT SNOW.Copy !req
89. TAXI!Copy !req
90. MISTER, I'M A TAXI.Copy !req
91. HERE,
YOU GOT ONE.Copy !req
92. I'll TAKE THOSE.Copy !req
93. WHERE TO?Copy !req
94. ORLANDO CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.Copy !req
95. HEY,
COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
96. HA! HA!Copy !req
97. BOBBY, WE'VE GOT
9 CRATES ON HOLD,Copy !req
98. AND THEY'VE GOT TO BE
PICKED UP ON THE 24th.Copy !req
99. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
100. WHO IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND...Copy !req
101. WOULD BE WORKING ON THE 24th?Copy !req
102. THAT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
103. I'll TELL YOU WHO.Copy !req
104. "WE" WHO,
THAT'S WHO.Copy !req
105. RAIN, SLEET, HAIL,
THE SUPER BOWL,Copy !req
106. THE 4th OF JULY.Copy !req
107. BOBBY, IF IT
WEREN'T FOR US,Copy !req
108. THIS AIRLINE WOULD NEVER
GET OFF THE GROUND.Copy !req
109. AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
BOBBY?Copy !req
110. I GUESS IF YOU WANT
THINGS DONE RIGHT,Copy !req
111. YOU GOTTA DO IT
YOURSELF.Copy !req
112. YO, BOB!Copy !req
113. BREAK'S OVER.Copy !req
114. SUN GETTIN' TO YOU?Copy !req
115. YES, IT'S NOT
AS BRIGHT AT NIGHT.Copy !req
116. I'M USUALLY HERE
AT NIGHT.Copy !req
117. HERE YOU GO. I ALWAYS
KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR.Copy !req
118. OH, THANK YOU,
ERNEST.Copy !req
119. YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO INSULT YOU OR NOTHIN',Copy !req
120. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO
YOU REMIND ME OF?
SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
121. I GUESS YOU
HEAR THAT A LOT.Copy !req
122. OH, YES. BUT THEN,
IT'S TO BE EXPECTED.Copy !req
123. BECAUSE YOU
LOOK LIKE HIM?Copy !req
124. BECAUSE I AM HIM.Copy !req
125. BECAUSE YOU "AM" HIM.Copy !req
126. WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
127. YEAH.Copy !req
128. AHHH. SMELL THOSE
CHRISTMAS TREES.Copy !req
129. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR
"CHANNEL" NUMBER 5.Copy !req
130. JUST GIVE ME A WHIFF
OF THE OLD LONESOME PINE;Copy !req
131. THAT SYMBOL OF
BROTHERLY LOVE,Copy !req
132. THAT CENTERPIECE THAT
ALL MANKIND GATHERS AROUND...Copy !req
133. TO SHARE THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
SHAPED LIKE A CAN.Copy !req
134. AHHH!Copy !req
135. WHOA, LITTLE TREE!Copy !req
136. STAY CALM, TANNENBAUM,
I'll GET YOU OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
137. WHOA!Copy !req
138. EVEN IN
EMERGENCY SITUATIONS,Copy !req
139. ALWAYS FOLLOW
SAFE DRIVING RULES.Copy !req
140. YOU'LL NOTICE THAT I AM USING
MY EMERGENCY SIGNAL INDICATORS,Copy !req
141. WHEN IN REVERSE.Copy !req
142. HA! HA!Copy !req
143. WHOA!Copy !req
144. OPEN UP!Copy !req
145. HERE, HOLD
THIS A MINUTE.Copy !req
146. THEY REALLY
BUNCH UP AT THIS EXIT.Copy !req
147. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
148. I TAKE IT YOU
REALLY NEEDED A TREE?Copy !req
149. NO, I'VE ALREADY
GOT ONE,Copy !req
150. BUT I'VE GOT A FRIEND
WHO COULD USE IT.Copy !req
151. BESIDES, IT'D BE A SHAME FOR
IT TO BE ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
152. IT'S NICE
TO FIND SOMEBODY...Copy !req
153. WITH SUCH DEVOTION
TO CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
154. YOU KNOW, I DON'T TELL
MANY PEOPLE THIS,Copy !req
155. BUT CHRISTMAS IS JUST
ABOUT MY FAVORITE TIME.Copy !req
156. EVER SINCE I WAS
A LITTLE KID,Copy !req
157. I ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT WAS
MY OWN PERSONAL HOLIDAY.Copy !req
158. I'M AT ONE WITH THE YULETIDE.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
159. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
160. I EVEN MEMORIZED THE
NAMES OF ALL THE REINDEER,Copy !req
161. LIKE "DONDER"
AND "BLISTER."Copy !req
162. THAT'S "BLITZEN."Copy !req
163. IT SAYS, "HOLD FOR
PICK UP BY..."Copy !req
164. IS THAT AN "M"?Copy !req
165. "V."Copy !req
166. RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S AN "M."
"V."Copy !req
167. "M."
"V."Copy !req
168. "M, M, M."
"V, V, V."Copy !req
169. THAT IS AN "M."Copy !req
170. "HOLD FOR
HELPER ELMES."Copy !req
171. THIS IS
PROBABLY AMISH.Copy !req
172. IT COULD
EVEN BE QUAKER.Copy !req
173. ONLY THING I KNOW
IS THAT IT'S FRENCH.Copy !req
174. "V."Copy !req
175. OKAY, BOBBY, I NEED YOU
TO GO ON BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
176. SEE YOU.
TALK TO YOU LATER.Copy !req
177. DID YOU
EVER HEAR OF A MAN...Copy !req
178. NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS?Copy !req
179. IT DON'T RING A BELL.
SHOULD I HAVE?Copy !req
180. "UNCLE JOEY'S
TREE HOUSE?"Copy !req
181. UNCLE JOEY?
ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
182. HEY.Copy !req
183. HEY!Copy !req
184. I HAVEN'T SEEN
THAT SHOW IN YEARS.Copy !req
185. IS HE STILL
ON THE AIR?Copy !req
186. WELL, HE WAS
UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO,Copy !req
187. AND THEN IT
WAS CANCELLED.Copy !req
188. WELL, BY NOW HE MUST BE
ROLLING IN Mucho Dinero.Copy !req
189. WELL, YOU DON'T GET
RICH BY DOING...Copy !req
190. A ONCE-A-WEEK CHILDREN'S
PROGRAM ON LOCAL TV.Copy !req
191. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT
FOR OTHER REASONS.Copy !req
192. AND THAT'S
WHY I'M HERE.Copy !req
193. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
194. HEY, HOLD IT!Copy !req
195. IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S MY BROTHER.Copy !req
196. HE DOES THIS
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
197. WE GO OUT. HE SAYS HE HAS
THE MONEY, AND THEN WE EAT.Copy !req
198. THEN HE GOES TO THE
BATHROOM AND SNEAKS OUT.Copy !req
199. WHEN THE CHECK COMES,
I'M LEFT WITH NO MONEY...Copy !req
200. AND THIS STUPID
LOOK ON MY FACE.Copy !req
201. PLEASE, MISTER,
JUST LET ME GO THIS TIME.Copy !req
202. YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
203. I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.
LOOK!Copy !req
204. THERE'S MY BROTHER NOW.
THERE HE IS!Copy !req
205. HEY, TOMMY!Copy !req
206. HEY!Copy !req
207. WHOA!Copy !req
208. AAAH!Copy !req
209. PLEASE, MISTER,
GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
210. AAAH!Copy !req
211. DING!Copy !req
212. THAT WAS MY MEAN UNCLE.Copy !req
213. HE MAKES ME WORK IN THAT
RESTAURANT LIKE A SLAVE.Copy !req
214. HE KEEPS ME LOCKED UP
IN THE BASEMENT...Copy !req
215. WITH RATS AND FILTH,
AND I JUST ESCAPED.Copy !req
216. PLEASE DON'T LET HIM
GET ME, OKAY?Copy !req
217. WELL, NOT TO WORRY, LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
218. YOU'RE SAFE WITH US.Copy !req
219. THANKS.Copy !req
220. I'M HARMONY STARR.Copy !req
221. REMEMBER THAT NAME, BECAUSE
I'll BE FAMOUS SOMEDAY.Copy !req
222. THIS IS ERNEST,
AND I'M SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
223. SURPRISED?Copy !req
224. NO, NO.Copy !req
225. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
226. THAT'LL BE $32.50.Copy !req
227. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
228. HEY, THIS
AIN'T REAL.
WHAT?Copy !req
229. THIS BILL CARRIES
THE LIKENESS OF ONE...Copy !req
230. "MR. FUNTIME."Copy !req
231. HMMM.Copy !req
232. REALLY, I DON'T HAVE
MUCH USE FOR CURRENCY,Copy !req
233. BUT I DO LIKE TO
HAVE A LITTLE AROUND.Copy !req
234. JUST, YOU KNOW,
IN CASE.Copy !req
235. OH, MY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.Copy !req
236. LAST YEAR,Copy !req
237. A 5-YEAR-OLD
WANTED...Copy !req
238. A "MR. FUNTIME"
GROCERY STORE.Copy !req
239. I INCLUDED A
LARGE AMOUNT OF...Copy !req
240. PLAY MONEY.Copy !req
241. I SUPPOSE I MUST
HAVE MIXED IT UP.Copy !req
242. DUM-DA-DUM-DUM.Copy !req
243. WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE...Copy !req
244. IS A FAILURE
TO "ACCUMULATE."Copy !req
245. WHAT THE HECK.Copy !req
246. IT'S ON
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
247. OH, RIGHT THROUGH
THERE, DEAR.Copy !req
248. AHEM.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
249. I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN
NAMED JOSEPH CARRUTHERS.Copy !req
250. I'M THE GREATEST.Copy !req
251. ROAR.Copy !req
252. ME TOO, ME TOO!Copy !req
253. ROAR!Copy !req
254. FOR MILLIONS
OF YEARS,Copy !req
255. DINOSAURS
RULED THE EARTH.Copy !req
256. ROAR.
ROAR.Copy !req
257. HEY, DON'T DO THAT!Copy !req
258. THEN, SOMETHING
REALLY STRANGE HAPPENED.Copy !req
259. UH-OH, IT'S
THE ICE AGE!Copy !req
260. OH, NO, I DON'T
FEEL TOO GOOD.Copy !req
261. AH-AH-AH-CHOO!Copy !req
262. HE'S A
WONDERFUL MAN.Copy !req
263. WE'RE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM WITH US.Copy !req
264. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME.
I'VE WATCHED HIM FOR YEARS.Copy !req
265. YES, WELL, HE'S BEEN
SUCH A HELP HERE,Copy !req
266. AND THE CHILDREN
JUST LOVE HIM.Copy !req
267. I HOPE HE GETS SOMETHING
GOING FOR HIMSELF SOON.Copy !req
268. OH, I IMAGINE HE'LL HAVE
HIS HANDS FULL VERY SHORTLY.Copy !req
269. THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SEE
DINOSAURS AROUND ANYMORE.Copy !req
270. HEY, LISTEN.Copy !req
271. I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS
FOR COMING TO SEE ME TODAY.Copy !req
272. WHY DO I SAY
"THANK YOU"?Copy !req
273. BECAUSE THEY
NEVER SEEM OLD,Copy !req
274. THEY ALWAYS
SEEM NEW,Copy !req
275. THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS,Copy !req
276. "PLEASE" AND
"THANK YOU."Copy !req
277. HEY, BABE, PARK IT IN THE SHADE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
278. COME ALONG,
CHILDREN.Copy !req
279. BE CAREFUL NOW.Copy !req
280. COME ON BOYS,
QUICKLY.Copy !req
281. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
282. YOU CAN GO IN NOW.Copy !req
283. HELLO, JOE!Copy !req
284. THIS IS INDEED
A PLEASURE.Copy !req
285. HELLO.
DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
286. YES, YOU DO.
I DO?Copy !req
287. WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
MAY SOUND FANTASTIC,Copy !req
288. BUT PLEASE SUSPEND
DISBELIEF...Copy !req
289. UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN
THROUGH IT.Copy !req
290. YOUR NAME WAS
ORIGINALLY ON A LIST...Copy !req
291. WITH SEVERAL
HUNDRED OTHERS.Copy !req
292. SLOWLY, FOR ONE
REASON OR ANOTHER,Copy !req
293. THE OTHER NAMES
WERE ELIMINATED.Copy !req
294. THE PROCESS TOOK
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.Copy !req
295. BUT NOW, I'M SURE...Copy !req
296. I HAVE THE RIGHT
MAN FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
297. JOB?
WHAT JOB?Copy !req
298. I MEAN, WHAT IS
THIS ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
299. JOE, YOU ARE GOING
TO BE THE NEW...Copy !req
300. EXCUSE ME, POP.
THIS IS IT, JOEY.Copy !req
301. THE HAND OF FATE IS
REACHING OUT TO YOU.Copy !req
302. I KNOW HOW BROKEN UP YOU ARE
ABOUT YOUR SHOW BEING BOUNCED,Copy !req
303. BUT YOU'VE GOT A SHOT
FOR THE LEAD IN A MOVIE.Copy !req
304. WHAT'S THE
MOVIE ABOUT?Copy !req
305. A HOLIDAY FLICK CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."Copy !req
306. BLAKE FARRELL
HAD THE LEAD,Copy !req
307. AT THE LAST MINUTE,
HE GOES SKIING,
FALLS ON HIS PUSS,Copy !req
308. AND WRECKS UP
A $5,000 NOSE JOB.Copy !req
309. DO YOU LOVE IT?
I LOVE IT, YES.Copy !req
310. TALK ABOUT LUCK,
RIGHT?Copy !req
311. THE INTERVIEW IS
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
312. I WANT YOU TO TINT YOUR
HAIR AND LOSE THE BEARD.Copy !req
313. NO, JOE, NO!Copy !req
314. DON'T GO LOOKING LIKE HIM.
YOU'RE SET WITH MY HAIRSTYLIST.Copy !req
315. DEREK CAN MAKE A HAIR BLOWER
DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT
SIT UP AND BARK.Copy !req
316. BUT YOUR BEARD
IS WONDERFUL!Copy !req
317. THANKS.
I THINK SO TOO, MARTY.Copy !req
318. WHO IS THIS GUY?
ALREADY, I DON'T LIKE HIM.Copy !req
319. MY NAME IS SANT...
EXCUSE ME,
MR. SANTOS,Copy !req
320. WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
MAY WE CONTINUE, PLEASE?Copy !req
321. S'il vous plait.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
322. MY GOODNESS,
MY SACK!Copy !req
323. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LEFT IT.Copy !req
324. I MUST REALLY
BE SLIPPING.Copy !req
325. YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING
THIS STUFF, ERNEST;Copy !req
326. KNOCKING DOWN
THE METERS,Copy !req
327. GIVING FREE RIDES TO
EVERY HOBO YOU COME ACROSS.Copy !req
328. BUT MR. DILLIS,
THIS WASN'T JUST A HOBO.Copy !req
329. THIS GUY
WAS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
330. CALL IT
CLAIRVOYANCE,Copy !req
331. CALL IT "EXTRA-SENSITORY
PERSPIRATION."Copy !req
332. I JUST HAD
THIS HUNCH.Copy !req
333. I AM NOT RUNNING A
CHARITY OPERATION HERE.Copy !req
334. THIS IS A BUSINESS, AND
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY,Copy !req
335. AND GOOD SAMARITANS LIKE
YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY!Copy !req
336. I'VE HAD IT WITH
YOU, ERNEST.Copy !req
337. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
338. ERNEST, IT WAS A
DEAD-END JOB, ANYWAY.Copy !req
339. I MEAN, IT'S NOWHERE
WORKING FOR A GUY LIKE THAT.Copy !req
340. IF THERE HADN'T BEEN
CHILDREN PRESENT,Copy !req
341. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A
VERY UGLY SCENE INDEED.Copy !req
342. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
343. HEY, TAKE THIS
WITH YOU!Copy !req
344. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL
HIM YOU WERE ROBBED?Copy !req
345. THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN
AVOIDED IF YOU'D JUST LIED.Copy !req
346. MERRY
CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
347. OOH!Copy !req
348. ERNEST, YOU ARE IN
SERIOUS NEED OF HELP.Copy !req
349. OOH.Copy !req
350. - WAIT A MINUTE.
- STAND FAST, BOBBY.Copy !req
351. I THINK I HEAR
SOMETHING.Copy !req
352. AHHHH!Copy !req
353. DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT THE CAB,Copy !req
354. BESIDE THE FACT
THAT IT WAS YELLOW?Copy !req
355. NO "WORRELL"
AT CITY CAB.Copy !req
356. I CAN TRY METRO.Copy !req
357. I KEPT TRACK OF HIM
UNTIL HE WAS 11 OR SO;Copy !req
358. ERNEST, I MEAN.Copy !req
359. WHAT A GOOD BOY.Copy !req
360. NOT VERY BRIGHT.Copy !req
361. HE GREW UP
WITH THIS GUY.Copy !req
362. I THINK HIS
NAME WAS VERN.Copy !req
363. WHAT IS WITH YOU
AND THIS RUMMY?Copy !req
364. YOU'VE ALREADY BLOWN YOUR
APPOINTMENT WITH DEREK.Copy !req
365. HE'S A NICE OLD MAN.
HE SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED.Copy !req
366. I THINK WE CAN TAKE A
LITTLE TIME TO HELP HIM OUT.Copy !req
367. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
368. HEAD ON OVER THERE.Copy !req
369. I'll HELP MR. WHISKERS
FIND HIS WHATEVER-IT-IS,Copy !req
370. AND MEET YOU
AT THE STUDIO.Copy !req
371. MR. SANTOS, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY,Copy !req
372. BUT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
I REALLY HAVE TO KEEP.Copy !req
373. MARTY WILL TAKE
CARE OF YOU.Copy !req
374. BUT JOE, I REALLY
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
375. YES, YES, YES,
WHATEVER IT IS, MR. SANTOS,Copy !req
376. YOU CAN TELL ME.
I'M MARTY BROCK, JOE'S AGENT.Copy !req
377. SO, MR. SANTOS,
DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?Copy !req
378. NO. I HAVE TO GO
AND FIND JOE. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
379. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY,
ANY FRIENDS, ANY MONEY?Copy !req
380. I HAD SOME U.S. CURRENCY;
RATHER A LARGE AMOUNT.Copy !req
381. I GAVE IT AWAY
LAST YEAR...Copy !req
382. TO A 5-YEAR-OLD NAMED
BOBBY BIDDERMAN.Copy !req
383. WHAT ABOUT NOW,
MR. SANTOS?Copy !req
384. THE NAME IS SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
385. OOH.Copy !req
386. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
STAY RIGHT HERE...Copy !req
387. AND I'll TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.Copy !req
388. OKIE-DOKIE?Copy !req
389. GOOD.Copy !req
390. YES.Copy !req
391. SUCH A NICE MAN.Copy !req
392. VERN,
VERN, VERN, WHAT A GUY.Copy !req
393. YEAH, ME AND VERN
GO BACK A LONG WAY.Copy !req
394. WE SPEND THE
HOLIDAYS TOGETHER.Copy !req
395. I HELP HIM WORK ON HIS HOUSE
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.Copy !req
396. ME AND OLD VERN ARE TIGHTER
THAN STRETCHED DUCT TAPE.Copy !req
397. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'RE
CUT FROM THE SAME BARK.Copy !req
398. OLD VERN'S DONE PRETTY
GOOD FOR HIMSELF, THOUGH.Copy !req
399. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, HE
WOULDN'T BE WHERE HE IS TODAY.Copy !req
400. I TAUGHT HIM ALL HE KNOWS
ABOUT NUCLEAR PHYSICS.Copy !req
401. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
402. YEAH, VERN'S ALWAYS
HAPPY TO SEE ME.Copy !req
403. HE'S MY BEST BUDDY, AND HE
THROWS THE GREATEST PARTIES.Copy !req
404. COURSE, WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY,
SO WE CAN HELP HIM DECORATE,Copy !req
405. AND MAYBE PUT
OUT THE FOOD.Copy !req
406. THOSE LITTLE
FINGER SANDWICHES,Copy !req
407. AND CHEESEBALLS,
AND BEAN DIP!Copy !req
408. I HOPE HE'S GOT
SOMETHING I CAN EAT,Copy !req
409. NOT JUST LOTS OF THINGS MADE
OF WHITE SUGAR AND RED MEAT.Copy !req
410. I THINK EATING RED MEAT
MAKES PEOPLE OVERLY AGGRESSIVE.Copy !req
411. THEY KILL
PEOPLE AND STUFF.Copy !req
412. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
413. YOU'RE AS RIGHT
AS RAIN, PUDDIN'.Copy !req
414. PORK'S MY MEAT.Copy !req
415. HO, HO, HO, VERN!
MERRY CHRISTM...Copy !req
416. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS
VERN WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS.Copy !req
417. VERN'S JUST
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
418. HE'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR A LAUGH.Copy !req
419. COME ON.Copy !req
420. IT'S SANTA'S LITTLE
PARTY HELPER!
HI!Copy !req
421. THIS IS HARMONY.Copy !req
422. SHE'S BEEN HAVING A TOUGH TIME,
SO I'M HELPING HER OUT.Copy !req
423. YOU KNOW, KIND OF A
"FATHER IMAGE" THING.Copy !req
424. "AS THE TWIG IS BENT,
SO GROWS THE TREE."Copy !req
425. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
426. IT'LL LOOK GOOD
RIGHT OVER HERE.Copy !req
427. NICE PLACE.
IT'S REALLY YOU.Copy !req
428. YEP, I'll JUST SET IT
RIGHT IN THERE.Copy !req
429. UMPH!Copy !req
430. UGH!Copy !req
431. DON'T WORRY, VERN,
I'll MAKE IT FIT.Copy !req
432. UGH!Copy !req
433. JUST HANG SOME TINSEL
AND LIGHTS ON THIS PUPPY...Copy !req
434. AAOOH!Copy !req
435. PARTY PUNCH.Copy !req
436. YEAH, THAT
OUGHT TO HOLD.Copy !req
437. AHH!Copy !req
438. SUPERB.Copy !req
439. I'VE GOT TO FIND JOE.Copy !req
440. IF I DON'T FIND HIM,Copy !req
441. SO MANY CHILDREN
WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.Copy !req
442. OFFICER, YOU'VE
GOT TO LET ME GO.Copy !req
443. DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT WAS NECESSARY?Copy !req
444. HE SEEMED
SO HARMLESS,Copy !req
445. AND IN A STRANGE
WAY, SINCERE.Copy !req
446. COME ON. HE'S OBVIOUSLY
DISORIENTED.Copy !req
447. A TRANSIENT, WALKING AROUND
WITH PLAY MONEY IN HIS POCKET,Copy !req
448. PRETENDING TO BE
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
449. IS THAT WHO HE
THINKS HE IS?Copy !req
450. HIS REAL NAME
IS SANTOS.Copy !req
451. HE GOT FIRED.Copy !req
452. SOME CRAZY OLD GUY STIFFED
HIM FOR A $30 CAB RIDE,Copy !req
453. AND INSTEAD OF
CALLING THE COPS,Copy !req
454. BOBO HERE KNOCKED
DOWN THE METER.Copy !req
455. ARE THOSE
BACON-CHEESEBURGERS?Copy !req
456. VERN, IT AIN'T LIKE THE
CAB COMPANY CAN'T AFFORD...Copy !req
457. TO GIVE SOMEBODY A FREE RIDE
EVERY NOW AND THEN.Copy !req
458. AND AFTER ALL, VERN,
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME.Copy !req
459. IT'S A TIME
FOR GIVING.Copy !req
460. A TIME FOR CHESTNUTS
OPENING ON A ROASTED FIRE.Copy !req
461. A TIME FOR SLEIGH BELLS
TINKLING IN THE SNOW.Copy !req
462. UGH!Copy !req
463. VERN, THAT PUPPY'S REALLY STUCK.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
464. YOU KNOW, VERN,Copy !req
465. IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANSMUTATION
OF YOUR 110 AND YOUR 220.Copy !req
466. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
467. I ARRIVED HERE
JUST TODAY.Copy !req
468. I HAD A SIMPLE
JOB TO DO,Copy !req
469. AND THEN, EVERYTHING
STARTED TO GET UNRAVELLED.Copy !req
470. FIRST,
I LOST MY SACK,Copy !req
471. AND NOW THIS.Copy !req
472. IF YOU'D ONLY TAKE A MOMENT
AND JUST TRY TO UNDERSTAND...Copy !req
473. COME ON, POPS,Copy !req
474. WE GOT SOME
PAPERWORK TO DO.Copy !req
475. YOU'RE MAKING A
VERY BIG MISTAKE.Copy !req
476. HEY, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
477. I NEVER SAW
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.Copy !req
478. "I'M FRIGHTENED."Copy !req
479. "DON'T WORRY.
IT'S ONLY THUNDER.Copy !req
480. "WE'LL ALL
BE SAFE HERE...Copy !req
481. TOGETHER."Copy !req
482. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
483. YOU KIDS ARE TERRIFIC ACTORS.
YOU REALLY ARE.Copy !req
484. I WANT TO THANK YOU
BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME A LOT.Copy !req
485. I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.Copy !req
486. HE'S A NATURAL
WITH THE KIDS.Copy !req
487. HE'S ALREADY GOT THEM SAYING
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."Copy !req
488. YOU'RE THE
DIRECTOR, CARL,Copy !req
489. BUT PERSONALLY, I THINK
THERE'S CHEMISTRY HERE.Copy !req
490. CHEMISTRY
IS VERY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
491. CHEMISTRY.Copy !req
492. YOU'VE GOT IT,
THEY WANT IT.
REALLY?Copy !req
493. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
494. THEY WANT TO SHOOT
SOME TESTS TOMORROW,Copy !req
495. BUT DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
GREAT!Copy !req
496. BY THE WAY, WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE OLD GUY?Copy !req
497. FORGET HIM. YOU'VE GOT A
NEW CAREER ABOUT TO FIRE UP.Copy !req
498. GOOD, BUT DID HE EVER FIND
HIS SACK OR WHATEVER IT WAS?Copy !req
499. YEAH, YEAH.
TAKEN CARE OF.Copy !req
500. I KNOW WHAT WE NEED, VERN.
BOLT CUTTERS!Copy !req
501. HE'S HIM.Copy !req
502. THERE'S NO SUCH
THING. THINK ABOUT IT;Copy !req
503. A GUY WHO FLIES AROUND
THE WHOLE WORLD...Copy !req
504. IN ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
505. IT JUST DOESN'T
QUITE CORRESPOND...Copy !req
506. WITH THE LAWS
OF TIME AND TRAVEL.Copy !req
507. NOW, NOW, NOW,
IT'S POSSIBLE.Copy !req
508. TAKE THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE,
MULTIPLY IT BY THE TIME ZONES,Copy !req
509. DIVIDE IT BY THE ACCELERATED
ROTATION OF THE EARTH.Copy !req
510. NOW, CARRY THE ONE.Copy !req
511. ALLOWING FOR THE VERNAL EQUINOX
ON THE TROPIC OF CANCER,Copy !req
512. HE MIGHT
JUST PULL IT OFF.Copy !req
513. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
514. LET'S JUST SAY THIS GUY
REALLY IS SANTA CLAUS, OKAY?Copy !req
515. WHY IS HE
RIDING AROUND...Copy !req
516. IN AIRPLANES
AND TAXICABS?Copy !req
517. WHERE'S HIS SLEIGH?Copy !req
518. WHERE ARE HIS
REINDEER?Copy !req
519. YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK THAT IS?Copy !req
520. I THINK THOSE ARE...Copy !req
521. LATVIAN GOATS.Copy !req
522. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
523. IT... IT COULD
BE ALIENS.Copy !req
524. IS ANYBODY IN THERE?Copy !req
525. SANTA, ARE YOU IN THERE?Copy !req
526. I'VE GOT YOUR SACK.
IT'S SAFE.Copy !req
527. I TOLD YOU,
THEY'RE ALL GONE.Copy !req
528. WHAT IS THIS ABOUT,
ANYWAY?Copy !req
529. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
530. WELL, I THINK
I KNOW, BUT...Copy !req
531. COME OVER HERE
A SECOND.Copy !req
532. I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
533. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
534. WHOA, GROOVY TUESDAY!Copy !req
535. I AM GOING TO SLOWLY
AND CAREFULLY...Copy !req
536. REACH INTO THIS
GLOWING BAG...Copy !req
537. AND SEE IF MY FINELY
HONED INSTINCTS...Copy !req
538. ARE CORRECT.Copy !req
539. NO, NO.
DON'T DO IT.Copy !req
540. I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S IN THAT BAG.Copy !req
541. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT BAG'S BEEN.Copy !req
542. IT COULD BE SOME
KIND OF...Copy !req
543. PORTABLE CORE-MELTDOWN
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
544. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
545. OH, AHH, OH.Copy !req
546. CAREFUL, CAREFUL!Copy !req
547. OOH-OOH.Copy !req
548. I TOLD YOU.
NOW YOU'RE NUKED, MAN.Copy !req
549. UNLESS I'M WRONG,
AND I HARDLY EVER AM,Copy !req
550. THIS IS FOR YOU.Copy !req
551. NOW AIN'T THAT JUST EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
552. ARE YOU CRAZY?
TOTALLY UN-AWESOME.Copy !req
553. NO MAN,
GET WITH IT.Copy !req
554. OKAY, THAT WAS
JUST FOR PRACTICE.Copy !req
555. NOW, I'M
IN THE GROOVE.Copy !req
556. NOW, I AM AT ONE
WITH THE MAGIC.Copy !req
557. HOW ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
558. LIKE IT?Copy !req
559. THAT'S YOU.Copy !req
560. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
561. AH-HA!Copy !req
562. COME ON, ERNEST.
IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.Copy !req
563. NAH!Copy !req
564. RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
COME ON!Copy !req
565. LOOK GUY, IF YOUR
NOSE IS CLEAN,Copy !req
566. YOU'LL GET A HOT MEAL AND
BE OUT ON THE STREET...Copy !req
567. BEFORE YOU CAN SAY,
"FROSTY THE SNOWMAN."Copy !req
568. BUT IT WOULD BE A LOT BETTER
IF YOU'D GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME.Copy !req
569. I'VE TOLD YOU.Copy !req
570. I'VE TOLD EVERYBODY.Copy !req
571. MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
572. OKAY, WE'LL JUST
GO WITH "JOHN DOE."Copy !req
573. NOW, SEE HERE.Copy !req
574. THIS IS A REALLY
HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
575. I NEED TO FIND A MAN
NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS.Copy !req
576. YOU HAVE
ONE PHONE CALL.Copy !req
577. I CAN'T EXPLAIN SOMETHING
LIKE THIS ON THE TELEPHONE.Copy !req
578. WELL, UNLESS YOU HAVE
SOME MAGICAL POWERS,Copy !req
579. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL
TALK TO HIM TONIGHT.Copy !req
580. AGE?Copy !req
581. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE.Copy !req
582. WE'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
583. WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS SACK
BACK INTO THE RIGHT HANDS.Copy !req
584. YOU SAW HOW IT WAS.Copy !req
585. EVEN ME, NOTED
"PHILANTHROPIC" THAT I AM,Copy !req
586. COULDN'T GET THE RIGHT
STUFF OUT OF THIS SACK.Copy !req
587. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
588. IT REALLY WORKS!Copy !req
589. IT MEANS THE END OF
CHRISTMAS ON THIS PLANET...Copy !req
590. AS WE KNOW IT.Copy !req
591. THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSONCopy !req
592. HIS BIG RED ONENESS,
"THE CLAUS."Copy !req
593. OPEN "D" CELL.Copy !req
594. CLOSE "D."Copy !req
595. THIS AIN'T
NO FLOPHOUSE, BUDDY.Copy !req
596. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
597. THIS PLACE
IS FULL ALREADY.Copy !req
598. RISE AND SHINE!Copy !req
599. IT'S TIME TO PUT
FUEL IN THE TANK...Copy !req
600. AND RUBBER
ON THE ROAD;Copy !req
601. AND REUNITE OLD
FATHER CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
602. A CLOSE, PERSONAL
FRIEND OF MINE,Copy !req
603. WITH HIS
MAGIC SACK.Copy !req
604. ERNEST, I'M NOT MUCH
OF A MORNING PERSON.Copy !req
605. DO YOU THINK WE COULD JUST
KEEP IT DOWN TO A DULL ROAR?Copy !req
606. WHEN I SEE HIS FROSTINESS,
I'M GOING TO ASK HIM...Copy !req
607. HOW HE GOT IN MY HOUSE
WHEN I WAS A KID,Copy !req
608. BECAUSE WE DIDN'T
EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY.Copy !req
609. I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A THEORY ON THIS?Copy !req
610. MY THEORY IS...Copy !req
611. HE GOT IN THROUGH THE
FORCED-AIR HEATING SYSTEM.Copy !req
612. YOU KILL ME.Copy !req
613. YOU TALK LIKE YOU
BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFF;Copy !req
614. ALL THIS CHRISTMAS,
SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
615. FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
STUFF.Copy !req
616. OF COURSE, I BELIEVE.Copy !req
617. CHRISTMAS IS
A KNOWN FACT.Copy !req
618. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE,
ALL OVER THE WORLD,Copy !req
619. CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
EVERY SINGLE YEAR;Copy !req
620. WITH COLORFUL CARDS,Copy !req
621. AND FESTIVELY WRAPPED
PACKAGES WITH BIG BOWS.Copy !req
622. ONE CHRISTMAS EVE,
I WAS LYING IN BED.Copy !req
623. I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE
IN THE HEAT DUCTS.Copy !req
624. AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
REINDEER ON THE ROOF?Copy !req
625. NO, I THOUGHT
IT WAS SANTA CLAUS...Copy !req
626. TRAPPED IN
THE HEATING SYSTEM.Copy !req
627. I PICTURED HIM WANDERING
AROUND IN THERE...Copy !req
628. TRYING TO FIND
A WAY OUT,Copy !req
629. AND FINALLY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO SORT OF THIS BIG BLOB,Copy !req
630. AND OOZING THROUGH
THE VENT COVERS.Copy !req
631. YOU'RE A SICK MAN,
ERNEST.Copy !req
632. WE'VE GOT TO EAT AND
FIND "THE CLAUS."Copy !req
633. WITH MY TRACKING SKILLS,
THAT SHOULD BE No Problemo.Copy !req
634. Comprendo?Copy !req
635. AHHH.Copy !req
636. I LIKE LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTER
WITH MINE, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
637. LOTS OF BUTTER.Copy !req
638. OOOH.Copy !req
639. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
640. ALIEN GOATS,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
641. I READ ABOUT THIS
IN THE ENQUIRER.Copy !req
642. REINDEER?
BUT I KNEW THAT!Copy !req
643. IT'S PART OF
THE SAME SPECIES.Copy !req
644. THAT'S SIX
OUT OF EIGHT.Copy !req
645. BOBBY, THERE IS SOMETHING
REAL SIGNIFICANT GOING ON HERE.Copy !req
646. THIS ONE WAS MADE IN
MRS. THOMPSON'S ROOM.Copy !req
647. ISN'T THAT NICE?Copy !req
648. YOU HAVE TO BE
VERY CAREFUL WHEN...Copy !req
649. I NEED TO FIND THE MAN
WHO WAS HERE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
650. WHAT'S
HIS NAME?Copy !req
651. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
652. WHO?Copy !req
653. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
654. HIS NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
655. THAT'S IT,
YUCK IT UP.Copy !req
656. HE HAPPENS TO BE A CLOSE,
PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE.Copy !req
657. NA-NA, NA-NA-NA.Copy !req
658. FIFTH-GRADERS THINK
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.Copy !req
659. I KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
660. HE'S THAT POOR OLD MAN THE
POLICE TOOK AWAY YESTERDAY.Copy !req
661. UH-UH-UH.Copy !req
662. SANTA CLAUS
GOT BUSTED?Copy !req
663. I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
664. WHAT I REALLY WANTED
FOR CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
665. WAS A MILLION DOLLARS
IN SMALL, UNMARKED BILLS.Copy !req
666. GUESS WHAT!Copy !req
667. I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.
I WAS GUARDING IT.Copy !req
668. SANTA'S IN
THE SLAMMER.Copy !req
669. WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT.Copy !req
670. IS VAGRANCY
A CAPITAL CRIME?Copy !req
671. NO LADY,
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT.Copy !req
672. PUT IT BACK.Copy !req
673. I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
CHIEF SPENKS,Copy !req
674. BUT HE'S FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE.Copy !req
675. GREAT, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I NEED TODAY;Copy !req
676. SOME KNOW-NOTHING FROM THE
CAPITAL COMING DOWN HERE...Copy !req
677. AND TELLING ME
HOW TO RUN MY...Copy !req
678. HELLO, I'M CHIEF SPENKS.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
679. CLEMENTH, HERE.
OSCAR CLEMENTH.Copy !req
680. I'M WITH THE GOVERNOR'S
STATE CORRECTIONAL...Copy !req
681. INSTITUTIONAL PRISONER
FAIR TREATMENT TASK FORCE.Copy !req
682. AND THIS IS THE
GOVERNOR'S NIECE,Copy !req
683. MINDY.Copy !req
684. MINDY'S WRITING
A SCHOOL PAPER...Copy !req
685. ON "HOW GOVERNMENT
REALLY WORKS."Copy !req
686. HOW NICE.Copy !req
687. THIS IS A SURPRISE
INSPECTION, CHIEF.Copy !req
688. NOW, WAIT
JUST A MINUTE.Copy !req
689. DO YOU NEED AN EDUCATION TO BE
CHIEF, OR CAN ANYBODY DO IT?Copy !req
690. WE HAD TO
FIGHT THROUGH...Copy !req
691. AN ARMY OF TV CAMERAMEN
JUST TO GET IN HERE.Copy !req
692. NOW, LOOK HERE...Copy !req
693. IS THAT "SPINKS"
OR "SPENKS."Copy !req
694. I CAN'T TELL
YOU WHAT A...Copy !req
695. PET PROJECT THIS IS
OF GOVERNOR ELLINGTON'S.Copy !req
696. TV CAMERAMEN. ARE WE
COMMUNICATING HERE?Copy !req
697. WERE YOU ELECTED
INTO OFFICE,Copy !req
698. OR DID YOU JUST
BUY YOUR WAY IN?Copy !req
699. ISN'T SHE
A DOLL?Copy !req
700. THE GOAL
OF THIS FACILITY...Copy !req
701. IS TO REHABILITATE
AND RETRAIN THE WHOLE MAN;Copy !req
702. AND TO MAKE POSSIBLE HIS
SMOOTH REENTRY INTO SOCIETY,Copy !req
703. ONCE HE'S PAID FOR
THE CRIMES HE'S COMMITTED.Copy !req
704. THESE ARE OUR MOST
RECENT OFFENDERS.Copy !req
705. OPEN "D" CELL.Copy !req
706. BE SURE TO TAKE
COPIOUS NOTES, MINDY,Copy !req
707. AND WATCH THAT
PENMANSHIP.Copy !req
708. WHO'S THE
OLD MAN?Copy !req
709. UM, MR. SANTOS.Copy !req
710. MR. SANTOS,Copy !req
711. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN TREATED
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE?Copy !req
712. MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
713. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
714. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
715. DID HE SAY
"SANTA CLAUS"?Copy !req
716. I THINK SO.Copy !req
717. MY GOOD MAN, YOU
ARE NOT SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
718. I AM!Copy !req
719. - ARE NOT.
- AM TOO!Copy !req
720. - ARE NOT.
- AM TOO!Copy !req
721. ARE NOT!Copy !req
722. I AM TOO,
AND YOU KNOW IT!Copy !req
723. THIS MAN THINKS
HE IS SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
724. AND YOU KEEP HIM IN
A CELL WITH REGULAR,Copy !req
725. ORDINARY, EVERYDAY,
HARMLESS CRIMINALS?Copy !req
726. EXCUSE ME,Copy !req
727. BUT HE REALLY
IS SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
728. YOU SEE THAT?
INFECTIOUS INSANITY.Copy !req
729. THIS MAN NEEDS
TO BE ISOLATED.Copy !req
730. MAYBE IT'S A MISTAKE;
A CLERICAL ERROR.Copy !req
731. IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS?Copy !req
732. LOOK AT THOSE
BEADY TWINKLING EYES,Copy !req
733. THOSE MERRY CHEEKS.Copy !req
734. I BET WHEN HE LAUGHS HE SHAKES
LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY.Copy !req
735. CALL MY OFFICE AND
TELL THEM I'M TAKING...Copy !req
736. THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY
TO THE PADDED PARTY ROOM.Copy !req
737. I HATE FOR YOU TO HAVE
TO SEE THIS, MY DEAR.Copy !req
738. I'D HATE FOR UNCLE HERBERT
TO HAVE TO SEE THIS.Copy !req
739. OH, DON'T TELL HIM.Copy !req
740. THE GOVERNOR WOULD
MAKE A THROW RUG...Copy !req
741. OUT OF THIS MAN'S
CHEST HAIR.Copy !req
742. MOVE IT, POPS!Copy !req
743. SEE YOU, SANTA.Copy !req
744. TAKE IT EASY, SANTA.Copy !req
745. CAN WE STILL
GET ICE CREAM?Copy !req
746. OF COURSE WE
CAN, BUT NONE FOR HIM.Copy !req
747. WE'LL BE GOOD!Copy !req
748. ALL RIGHT! WAS THAT
COOL OR WHAT?Copy !req
749. "IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS?"Copy !req
750. THEY BOUGHT IT!
OH, WHAT A TEAM.Copy !req
751. THAT WAS CLOSE.
THANK YOU, ERNEST.Copy !req
752. TIME IS
RUNNING OUT.Copy !req
753. THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
754. YOU ARE THE MOST FAMOUS
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.Copy !req
755. "MR. TWINKLE IN THE EYE,"Copy !req
756. "MR. ROSY CHEEKS,"Copy !req
757. "MR. HO-HO!"Copy !req
758. I'VE GOT SUGARPLUMS DANCING
IN MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK.Copy !req
759. ERNEST,Copy !req
760. CHILL OUT,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
761. SHE STILL DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN YOU.Copy !req
762. GET REAL.Copy !req
763. NOBODY BELIEVES
IN SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
764. OH, SHE'S BEEN THIS WAY
SINCE THAT CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
765. WHEN I BROUGHT HER A DOLL
INSTEAD OF A BASEBALL MITT.Copy !req
766. HAVEN'T YOU, PAMELA?Copy !req
767. YOU SEE,
I TOOK OVER...Copy !req
768. THE POSITION OF
SANTA CLAUS, IN 1889,Copy !req
769. FROM A GERMAN CHAP.Copy !req
770. I ENJOYED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.Copy !req
771. THEN HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE SANTA CLAUS ANYMORE?Copy !req
772. NO, NO,
IT ISN'T THAT.Copy !req
773. YOU SEE, WITH THE
PASSING OF TIME,Copy !req
774. THE MAGIC FADES.Copy !req
775. I'VE GOT SOME JUMPER CABLES
IN THE BACK...Copy !req
776. IF YOU NEED
RECHARGING.Copy !req
777. NO, ERNEST.Copy !req
778. IT'S RECHARGED
THROUGH THE PASSING...Copy !req
779. FROM ONE PERSON
TO THE NEXT.Copy !req
780. THAT'S WHY JOE CARRUTHERS
IS SO IMPORTANT.Copy !req
781. I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM
THE NEXT SANTA CLAUS...Copy !req
782. BEFORE 7:00 TONIGHT.Copy !req
783. OR I'M AFRAID...Copy !req
784. THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
785. THE JOYS AND FEELINGS,Copy !req
786. WILL BE GONE FOREVER.Copy !req
787. THAT'S WHY
WE'VE GOT TO FIND JOE.Copy !req
788. MARTY'S OFFICE
IS ON THE 2nd FLOOR.Copy !req
789. THESE STEPS MIGHT AS WELL
BE MOUNT EVEREST.Copy !req
790. HOLD ON
A SECOND, HON.Copy !req
791. SUPERIOR TALENT, INC.
MARTY BROCK'S...Copy !req
792. IS MY SECOND-BORN SON
WITHOUT A SLIVER OF GRATITUDE?Copy !req
793. HE WOULDN'T EVEN PICK UP
HIS OWN MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
794. I'M ONLY GLAD HIS FATHER
NEVER LIVED TO SEE THE DAY...Copy !req
795. WHEN HIS SON WOULD TREAT
HIS OWN MOTHER THIS WAY.Copy !req
796. ME, A LONELY
OLD WOMAN...Copy !req
797. FORCED TO COPE IN A
WORLD OF INDIFFERENCE.Copy !req
798. HOLD ON
JUST A MINUTE.Copy !req
799. WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS MARTIN?Copy !req
800. I NEED HIM TO HELP ME
WITH MY WILL.Copy !req
801. HAVING WALKED FROM THE
AIRPORT, I'll BE DEAD SOON.Copy !req
802. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HE'S WITH A CLIENT.Copy !req
803. THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU.Copy !req
804. YOU HAVE TWO SONS;
ONE GOOD, ONE BAD.Copy !req
805. AND WOULDN'T
YOU KNOW IT,Copy !req
806. WITH MY LUCK,
THE GOOD ONE DIES!Copy !req
807. BUT MRS. BROCK, I'M SURE HE
DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING.Copy !req
808. DON'T SIDE WITH HIM, HONEY.
THERE'S NO FUTURE IN IT.Copy !req
809. JUST TELL ME
WHERE HE IS.Copy !req
810. I HOPE ERNEST HAS
SUCCESS FINDING JOE.Copy !req
811. HE'S BEEN IN THERE
A LONG TIME.Copy !req
812. AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T
KICK HIM OUT RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
813. YOUR MOTHER MUST
BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
814. WHAT?
WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
GONE A MONTH NOW.Copy !req
815. THAT'S A LONG TIME FOR A GIRL
YOUR AGE TO BE ON HER OWN.Copy !req
816. YOU KNOW,
THAT IS SO FUNNY.Copy !req
817. PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
818. EVERYBODY THINKS I'M
REALLY YOUNG, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
819. BUT I'M NOT.Copy !req
820. I'M 22.Copy !req
821. MY MISTAKE.Copy !req
822. I MIXED YOU UP
WITH SOMEONE...Copy !req
823. WHOSE PARENTS HAD SOME
PROBLEMS LAST YEAR.Copy !req
824. THEY GOT SO WRAPPED UP
IN THEMSELVES...Copy !req
825. THAT THEY FORGOT
THAT SHE...Copy !req
826. NEEDED A LITTLE
ATTENTION, TOO.Copy !req
827. NO.Copy !req
828. I...Copy !req
829. I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY LIKE THAT.Copy !req
830. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SHE OUGHT TO
WISE UP TO THE WAY THINGS ARE,Copy !req
831. AND JUST START LOOKING
OUT FOR HERSELF.Copy !req
832. HEY, ERNEST!Copy !req
833. HOW'D IT GO?
IT WORKED GREAT!Copy !req
834. VICTORY
IS AT HAND.Copy !req
835. NOW, WE HAVE
TO MOVE ON...Copy !req
836. TO WHAT I LIKE
TO CALL "PLAN B."Copy !req
837. LET'S GET MOVING.Copy !req
838. ALL RIGHT,
ANOTHER SCAM!Copy !req
839. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
PLEASED THEY WERE...Copy !req
840. WITH YOUR
PERFORMANCE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
841. IT'S JUST FANTASTIC HOW WELL
BLAKE'S COSTUMES FIT YOU.Copy !req
842. I WAS READING THE SCRIPT,
AND I'M A BIT CONCERNED...
ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
843. THAT FATE DROPPED A LEAD
RIGHT INTO YOUR LAP?Copy !req
844. WHAT SHOULD WE DO
ABOUT THE BEARD?Copy !req
845. LEAVE IT.
LOSE IT.Copy !req
846. UNTIL I KNOW
IF I WANT TO DO THIS.Copy !req
847. WHAT?Copy !req
848. WHAT A KIDDER!Copy !req
849. DON'T YOU JUST
LOVE THIS GUY?Copy !req
850. CHEMISTRY.
I CAN FEEL IT.Copy !req
851. CAN YOU FEEL IT?Copy !req
852. CAN YOU?Copy !req
853. YES, YOU CAN.Copy !req
854. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
855. TAKE REAL GOOD
CARE OF THIS.Copy !req
856. ME AND
FATHER CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
857. ARE GOING TO
DIAMOND WORLD PICTURES,Copy !req
858. WHERE WE WILL SUCCESSFULLY
COMPLETE OUR MISSION.Copy !req
859. YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
I'll BE FINE.Copy !req
860. WE'RE GONNA GO FIND
JOE AT THE STUDIO.Copy !req
861. OKAY, CALL ME CAUTIOUS
IF YOU WANT TO,Copy !req
862. BUT BETTER
SAFE THAN SORRY.Copy !req
863. OKAY, WHAT'S
IN THE TRUCK?Copy !req
864. IS THIS WHERE THE
HORROR MOVIE FOLK BE?Copy !req
865. WHAT?Copy !req
866. I GOT A TRUCKLOAD
OF SNAKES...Copy !req
867. FOR THEM
HORROR MOVIE FOLK.Copy !req
868. WELL, I'D BETTER
TAKE A LOOK.Copy !req
869. CAREFUL NOW,
THEY BE POISON.Copy !req
870. POISON SNAKES.Copy !req
871. ONE MINUTE,
YOU'RE A BIG...Copy !req
872. STRAPPIN' HEALTHY MAN,
AND THE NEXT...Copy !req
873. SSSSNAP!Copy !req
874. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
DEEP SIX.Copy !req
875. CAREFUL, NOW.Copy !req
876. THEY'LL
KNOT UP ON YA.Copy !req
877. THEM POISON SNAKES
WILL DO THAT.Copy !req
878. GONNA GET 'EM
ALL RILED UP.Copy !req
879. WHEN THEY GET KNOTTED UP
ON YOU LIKE THAT,Copy !req
880. THEY GET REAL CRAZY.Copy !req
881. ESPECIALLY ON A DAY
LIKE TODAY...Copy !req
882. WHEN IT'S REAL HOT.Copy !req
883. HUH!Copy !req
884. YOU WANT ONE
FOR YOUR BOY?Copy !req
885. I GAVE ONE TO
MY BOY LAST YEAR.Copy !req
886. JUST TAKE THE TRUCK
OVER TO STAGE 5.Copy !req
887. THAT'S ALL THESE
MOVIE PEOPLE WANT.Copy !req
888. POISON!Copy !req
889. OKAY.Copy !req
890. NO.Copy !req
891. SHE SAID "NO."Copy !req
892. QUIET!Copy !req
893. OKAY,
EVERYBODY, READY?Copy !req
894. ROLL
PLAYBACK.Copy !req
895. OKAY, ROLL,
PLEASE.Copy !req
896. CHRISTMAS SLEIGH TEST.
SCENE 94. TAKE ONE.Copy !req
897. AND MARK.Copy !req
898. READY
AND ACTION.Copy !req
899. CAN WE SLEEP
WITH THE LIGHT ON TONIGHT?Copy !req
900. I THINK WE CAN
SPARE THE ELECTRICITY.Copy !req
901. NOW OFF TO BED
WITH BOTH OF YOU!Copy !req
902. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
AWAKE WHEN SANTA ARRIVES.Copy !req
903. COME ON,
OFF YOU GO.Copy !req
904. OKAY, THE KIDS
ARE GONE.Copy !req
905. IT'S TIME TO
SET OUT THE TOYS.Copy !req
906. YOU'RE BUBBLING OVER
WITH THE, UH...Copy !req
907. CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.Copy !req
908. THEN YOU
HEAR SOMETHING.Copy !req
909. WHAT IS IT?
YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
910. IT'S OUTSIDE
THE DOOR.Copy !req
911. YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
912. NOW, IT MIGHT BE...Copy !req
913. OLD SAINT
NICK.
OLD SAINT NICK.Copy !req
914. SHOULD YOU
OPEN THE DOOR?Copy !req
915. OR NOT?Copy !req
916. ROARRR!Copy !req
917. ROARRR!
DIE, YOU SON
OF A...Copy !req
918. SON OF A...Copy !req
919. CUT.Copy !req
920. CUT!Copy !req
921. IS THERE
A PROBLEM, JOE?Copy !req
922. WELL, I SORT OF
CAN'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
923. THE KIDS ARE
RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
924. IT'S NOTHING THEY
HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE.Copy !req
925. NOT FROM ME.Copy !req
926. LISTEN, JOEY.Copy !req
927. WE'RE NOT INTO GRATUITOUS
BAD LANGUAGE HERE.Copy !req
928. IT'S IMPORTANT
YOU SHOW YOUR ANGER.Copy !req
929. OTHERWISE, IT'S
TOTALLY UNMOTIVATED...Copy !req
930. WHEN YOU PICK UP THE AXE
AND HACK HIM TO PIECES.Copy !req
931. GOOD
HEAVENS!Copy !req
932. WHO'S THIS?
OH, NO.Copy !req
933. JOE, I THOUGHT THIS
MOTION PICTURE...Copy !req
934. WAS CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."Copy !req
935. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
936. I OWN A SLEIGH.Copy !req
937. I DON'T SEE WHAT
THIS HAS TO DO WITH...Copy !req
938. NO, NO.Copy !req
939. "SLAY, SLAY."Copy !req
940. NOT "SLEIGH,"
BUT "SLAY."Copy !req
941. S-L-A-Y.Copy !req
942. WHAT?Copy !req
943. IT'S ABOUT AN ALIEN
FROM OUTER SPACE.Copy !req
944. HE COMES AND TERRORIZES A BUNCH
OF KIDS OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION.Copy !req
945. TERRORIZES CHILDREN,
DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
946. AT CHRISTMAS TIME?Copy !req
947. WHERE DID
HE COME FROM?Copy !req
948. WE NEVER SAW
HIM BEFORE, GUYS.Copy !req
949. HONEST.Copy !req
950. LISTEN, MARTY,Copy !req
951. THE GUY SEEMS BOUND
AND DETERMINED...Copy !req
952. TO TALK TO ME.Copy !req
953. LET ME SIT DOWN WITH HIM
FOR A FEW MINUTES,Copy !req
954. LET HIM GET WHATEVER HE
HAS TO SAY OFF HIS CHEST,Copy !req
955. AND THEN I'll
SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.Copy !req
956. I PROMISE.Copy !req
957. WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT?Copy !req
958. FLYING REINDEER?Copy !req
959. WE'RE WITH THE
ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY.Copy !req
960. YOU GUYS SAY YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH REINDEER?Copy !req
961. COME ON, GUYS,
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.Copy !req
962. WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM, HUH?Copy !req
963. WHAT THE...
OH, FLYING...Copy !req
964. REINDEER.Copy !req
965. UM, THAT'S
NOT US.
NO.Copy !req
966. YOU NEED
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.Copy !req
967. YEAH, AIR
TRAFFIC CONTROL.Copy !req
968. FROM THIS LONGITUDE,
YOU MUST LEAVE BY 7:00.Copy !req
969. ANY LATER, AND YOU'LL
RUN INTO DAYLIGHT...Copy !req
970. BEFORE YOU GET
TO THE END OF THE TRIP.Copy !req
971. SO, I'VE
ARRANGED...
HOLD IT.Copy !req
972. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EVERY
CHILD IN THE WHOLE WORLD...Copy !req
973. IN ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
974. NO, YOU SEE,
MANY OF THEM...Copy !req
975. HOLD CULTURAL BELIEFS THAT
DON'T INCLUDE SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
976. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MANY
CHILDREN ARE IN THE WORLD?Copy !req
977. 1,789,635,142.Copy !req
978. WELL, THAT'S
A BALLPARK FIGURE.Copy !req
979. IF I'M GOING TOO QUICK,
JUST SAY SO.Copy !req
980. MA-MA, MA-MA.Copy !req
981. COME ON.Copy !req
982. SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
ASKED FOR SOMETHING GOOD;Copy !req
983. A STEREO,
SOME JEWELRY.Copy !req
984. HEY, YOU!
YEAH?Copy !req
985. IS THIS
YOUR TRUCK?
YUP.Copy !req
986. ARE YOU THE
SNAKE GUY?
YEAH.Copy !req
987. OKAY, BOYS,Copy !req
988. BRING 'EM ON
OVER HERE.Copy !req
989. YEAH, THANKS.Copy !req
990. I'll COUNT 'EM LATER.Copy !req
991. EWW-HEWW.Copy !req
992. LISTEN, YOU SEEM TO BE
VERY MUCH INTO THIS.Copy !req
993. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONTINUE
BEING SANTA CLAUS YOURSELF?Copy !req
994. NOTHING WOULD GIVE
ME MORE PLEASURE.Copy !req
995. BUT JOE, WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT IS A TORCH;Copy !req
996. A BRIGHT, SHINING TORCH,
THAT IS CARRIED FOR AWHILE...Copy !req
997. AND THEN PASSED ON
TO ANOTHER.Copy !req
998. IF IT'S NOT
PASSED ON,Copy !req
999. THE FLAME
FLICKERS AND DIES.Copy !req
1000. YOU KNOW, I'VE CARRIED THIS
TORCH FOR MORE SEASONS...Copy !req
1001. THAN I SHOULD
HAVE DONE.Copy !req
1002. BECAUSE I LOVED
IT SO MUCH.Copy !req
1003. BUT NOW, I'VE TAKEN
TO MAKING NOTES.Copy !req
1004. WELL, YOU CAN'T
DO IT THAT WAY.Copy !req
1005. IT SHOULDN'T
BE DONE THAT WAY.Copy !req
1006. IT CAN'T BE
DONE THAT WAY.Copy !req
1007. IT'S TIME
FOR SOMEONE NEW.Copy !req
1008. IT'S TIME
FOR YOU, JOE.Copy !req
1009. AHH,
MORE KID STUFF.Copy !req
1010. I NEED MORE TIME.Copy !req
1011. HOW'D IT GO?Copy !req
1012. I DON'T THINK I'D RIDE
BACK THERE IF I WERE YOU.Copy !req
1013. WHY DON'T YOU RIDE UP
HERE WITH ME, OKAY?Copy !req
1014. OHHH.Copy !req
1015. DID YOU GET
RID OF HIM?Copy !req
1016. UH, YEAH.
YEAH, I DID.Copy !req
1017. I FEEL AS
LIGHT AS A BUBBLE, MY BOY.Copy !req
1018. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT A RELIEF THIS IS.Copy !req
1019. NOW, I MUST PICK
UP THE SACK,Copy !req
1020. THEN GO TO THE
CHILDREN'S MUSEUM...Copy !req
1021. WHERE I'VE ARRANGED
TO MEET JOE.Copy !req
1022. HE MUST LEAVE
BY 7:00 AT THE LATEST.Copy !req
1023. WHAT ABOUT THE SLEIGH
AND THE 8 TINY REINDEER?Copy !req
1024. THEY'RE AT THE AIRPORT WAITING
FOR MY HELPERS TO PICK THEM UP.Copy !req
1025. YOU WANT TO GO FROM
THE AIRPORT...Copy !req
1026. TO DOWNTOWN
AT RUSH-HOUR?Copy !req
1027. YES. IS THERE
A PROBLEM?Copy !req
1028. THEY'LL BE BUNCHED IN THERE
LIKE CATERPILLARS...Copy !req
1029. OR SNAKES!
AHHH!Copy !req
1030. OH, HI.
BETTER GET
MOVING.Copy !req
1031. IT'S TIME FOR THE
3 MUSKETEERS TO SADDLE UP...Copy !req
1032. AND RIDE TO GLORY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1033. I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK, UM...Copy !req
1034. I THINK I'VE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.Copy !req
1035. I'M JUST GONNA
GET MY STUFF.Copy !req
1036. YOU BETTER
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
1037. WHY?Copy !req
1038. WELL,
CALL IT...Copy !req
1039. A FIFTH SENSE.
CALL IT...Copy !req
1040. A FLASH
OF INTERMISSION,Copy !req
1041. BUT I'VE GOT THIS FEELING DEEP
DOWN IN THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM.Copy !req
1042. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
1043. SHE COULDN'T DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1044. STILL, I'D FEEL
A WHOLE LOT BETTER...Copy !req
1045. IF WE LOOKED
IN THE SACK.Copy !req
1046. AH, WOULD YOU PUT
THIS IN THE PICKUP?Copy !req
1047. SURE.Copy !req
1048. TRUST PEOPLE.Copy !req
1049. IT PAYS OFF MORE OFTEN
THAN YOU THINK.Copy !req
1050. ARE YOU READY TO GO?Copy !req
1051. ME?Copy !req
1052. UM, NO.Copy !req
1053. I'VE GOT TO MEET
MY COUSIN, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1054. SHE'S HERE IN TOWN,
AND SHE CALLED ME.Copy !req
1055. SHE SAID SHE HAD
SOME CLOTHES FOR ME.Copy !req
1056. SO I'M GOING TO GO
AND TRY 'EM ON, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1057. SEE IF THEY
FIT AND STUFF.Copy !req
1058. I'll SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
1059. BYE.Copy !req
1060. WISH US LUCK.Copy !req
1061. OH, YEAH.
LUCK.Copy !req
1062. BYE.Copy !req
1063. THERE YOU GO.
DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE.Copy !req
1064. THIS LOOKS LIKE THE
RIGHT PLACE OVER HERE.Copy !req
1065. SANTA, I'VE GOT
TO GET GOING.Copy !req
1066. YOUR BOYS ARE FACING
RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC.Copy !req
1067. I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY GET YOU-KNOW-WHAT...Copy !req
1068. OVER TO YOU-KNOW-WHERE
BY YOU-KNOW-WHEN.Copy !req
1069. YEAH.Copy !req
1070. JOE?Copy !req
1071. JOE, ARE
YOU HOME?Copy !req
1072. YEAH. JUST
A SECOND.Copy !req
1073. HOW DID YOU
FIND MY HOUSE?Copy !req
1074. WELL, IT COMES
WITH THE JOB.Copy !req
1075. WHAT?Copy !req
1076. WHAT DID YOU
DO TO YOURSELF?Copy !req
1077. IF YOU
MUST KNOW,Copy !req
1078. I NEEDED TO TURN
THE CLOCK BACK.Copy !req
1079. WELL, I SHALL
HAVE TO FIGURE OUT...Copy !req
1080. HOW TO DEAL
WITH THIS.Copy !req
1081. WE CAN TALK ON OUR WAY
TO THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.Copy !req
1082. LOOK,Copy !req
1083. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1084. I REALLY DON'T
KNOW HOW TO...Copy !req
1085. DEAL WITH
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1086. COME WITH ME.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU...Copy !req
1087. WHY ME? WHY NOT PICK
ON SOMEBODY ELSE?Copy !req
1088. BECAUSE YOU HAVE
THE QUALITIES;Copy !req
1089. THE UNDERSTANDING
OF CHILDREN.Copy !req
1090. YOU HAVE
THE MAGIC...Copy !req
1091. INSIDE YOU.Copy !req
1092. WHAT'S THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE?Copy !req
1093. MY MAGIC
SACK OF TOYS?Copy !req
1094. LOOK, IT'S JUST
FEATHERS!Copy !req
1095. I KNOW IT'S
FEATHERS!Copy !req
1096. THE REAL SACK
WAS TAKEN.Copy !req
1097. I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH
THAT IT WILL BE RETURNED.Copy !req
1098. AT THE CHILDREN'S
MUSEUM, RIGHT?Copy !req
1099. THANKS.Copy !req
1100. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
1101. LOOK,Copy !req
1102. I HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT TO KEEP...Copy !req
1103. WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT
TO GIVE ME MORE THAN JUST,Copy !req
1104. YOU KNOW,
FEATHERS.Copy !req
1105. JOE,Copy !req
1106. SEARCH YOUR HEART.Copy !req
1107. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
THAT CAN CONVINCE YOU...Copy !req
1108. OF THE TRUTH.Copy !req
1109. IN A WAY,
I WISH THERE WAS,Copy !req
1110. BUT I HAVEN'T
SEEN IT YET.Copy !req
1111. HOW FAR WILL
THIS GET ME?Copy !req
1112. WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?Copy !req
1113. DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
1114. ANYWHERE...Copy !req
1115. AWAY FROM HERE.Copy !req
1116. PROBABLY
GET YOU TO MIAMI;Copy !req
1117. LEAVES ABOUT 6:40.Copy !req
1118. THERE'S
NOTHING SOONER?Copy !req
1119. NOT ON
CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1120. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1121. ARE WE GONNA
MISS SANTA?Copy !req
1122. NO, HONEY.Copy !req
1123. HE ONLY BRINGS YOU
PRESENTS IF YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
1124. BOBBY, SIT DOWN HERE!Copy !req
1125. EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU TELL ME
IF THIS BUS GOES DOWNTOWN?Copy !req
1126. ALL THE WAY
TO THE TRAIN STATION.Copy !req
1127. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1128. HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE
SOMETHING'S AWFULLY WRONG.Copy !req
1129. MISJUDGED SOMEBODY,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
1130. WELL, YOU CAN'T JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER.Copy !req
1131. NO WAY.Copy !req
1132. OH, WELL,Copy !req
1133. IF I COULD BE WRONG
ABOUT ONE PERSON,Copy !req
1134. I GUESS I COULD
BE WRONG ABOUT ANOTHER.Copy !req
1135. BOBBY, SEE THAT ONE
RIGHT THERE?Copy !req
1136. RIGHT THERE!
FIFTY LAPS!Copy !req
1137. NOW, THE WAY
I'VE GOT IT FIGURED,Copy !req
1138. THESE RASCALS...Copy !req
1139. ARE WARMING UP
FOR SOMETHING REAL BIG.Copy !req
1140. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL...Copy !req
1141. OF EASTERN AIRLINES FLIGHT 835
FROM TORONTO AT GATE 21-A.Copy !req
1142. HEY, FELLAS, THE
SLEIGH'S DOWN HERE.Copy !req
1143. LOOK NOW, FELLAS,Copy !req
1144. I'VE GOT TO HAVE
THOSE REINDEER...Copy !req
1145. AT THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM,
LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO.Copy !req
1146. KNOW WHAT
I MEAN?Copy !req
1147. YOUR NAME ELMES?Copy !req
1148. ERNEST.Copy !req
1149. YOUR NAME
AIN'T ELMES?Copy !req
1150. NO, ERNEST.Copy !req
1151. ERNEST.Copy !req
1152. WELL, EH, ERNEST,
WE'VE BEEN HOLDING...Copy !req
1153. THESE FLEABAGS FOR
A FELLOW NAMED ELMES.Copy !req
1154. NOW, WE GOT SOME
REAL GOOD QUESTIONS,Copy !req
1155. AND HE BETTER HAVE
SOME REAL GOOD ANSWERS.Copy !req
1156. LOOK, FELLAS, YOU GOT
TO HELP ME OUT HERE.Copy !req
1157. FIRST, LET ME ASK YOU
ONE QUESTION.Copy !req
1158. DO YOU BELIEVE
IN SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
1159. FOR SOME REASON, I KNEW
THAT THIS QUESTION...Copy !req
1160. WAS GOING
TO COME UP.Copy !req
1161. WELCOME TO
ORLANDO.Copy !req
1162. NEXT, PLEASE.Copy !req
1163. NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1164. NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1165. WHY NOT?Copy !req
1166. IT'S CHRISTMAS,
AIN'T IT?Copy !req
1167. THANKS, SKIPPY.Copy !req
1168. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
1169. I GOT NO WAYBILL.
I GOT NO...Copy !req
1170. SECOND PARTY
PICK UP RELEASE.Copy !req
1171. I GOT NO CUSTOMS
QUARANTINE WAIVER.Copy !req
1172. WELL, THEN, YOU
AIN'T GOT NO REINDEER,Copy !req
1173. 'CAUSE WE'RE SAVING THEM
FOR A FELLOW NAMED HELPER ELMES.Copy !req
1174. HELPER ELVES.Copy !req
1175. YOU GOT
AN I.D.?Copy !req
1176. TA DA!Copy !req
1177. WELL, THAT
OUGHT TO DO IT.Copy !req
1178. WE DON'T HAVE
TIME TO LOSE.Copy !req
1179. OKAY, FELLAS,
MOVE 'EM OUT!Copy !req
1180. OH!Copy !req
1181. OKAY, EVERYBODY
ON BOARD!Copy !req
1182. I WILL NOT
ALLOW US...Copy !req
1183. TO MISS OUR
R-R-RENDEZVOUS...Copy !req
1184. WITH DESTINY.Copy !req
1185. FRONT SEAT!
SHOTGUN!Copy !req
1186. OW!Copy !req
1187. WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
ON THE FREEWAY,Copy !req
1188. BUT FORTUNATELY,Copy !req
1189. I KNOW A
SHORTCUT.Copy !req
1190. I'VE BEEN
THIS WAY BEFORE.Copy !req
1191. OH, NO.
THE GATE'S CLOSED.Copy !req
1192. IT'S NOT
WHO YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1193. IT'S WHAT
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1194. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1195. DON'T BLOW IT,
ELROD.Copy !req
1196. WE GOT LOTS
AT STAKE HERE.Copy !req
1197. TRUST ME.Copy !req
1198. GOOD NIGHT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1199. WELL, EVERYONE ELSE HAS
FAMILIES TO GO HOME TO.Copy !req
1200. I VOLUNTEERED
TO STAY LATE.Copy !req
1201. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1202. THE 6:40 TO MIAMI,
ARRIVING ON TIME.Copy !req
1203. MOMMA, HOW DOES SANTA
CARRY ALL HIS PRESENTS?Copy !req
1204. - IN HIS SACK.
- HOW DO THEY ALL FIT?Copy !req
1205. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
IT'S SOME SORT OF MAGIC.Copy !req
1206. YOU DON'T STILL BELIEVE
IN THAT STUFF, DO YOU?Copy !req
1207. WELL, THERE YOU GO.
I MESSED THINGS UP, LIKE ALWAYS.Copy !req
1208. ONLY NOW, I MESSED UP
CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1209. MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR,Copy !req
1210. AND I BLEW IT!Copy !req
1211. IF SANTA
WERE HERE,Copy !req
1212. HE'D KNOW
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
1213. YEAH?
WHAT WOULD HE DO?Copy !req
1214. I'VE GOT IT!Copy !req
1215. UH-OH, BIG RED
AIN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1216. WELL, I SEE NO NEED
TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.Copy !req
1217. WE KNOW WHY
WE'RE HERE.Copy !req
1218. JOE, WE WANT YOU
TO DO THE PICTURE.Copy !req
1219. WE ALL DO.Copy !req
1220. RIGHT GUYS?Copy !req
1221. THESE REFLECT THE
FIGURES THAT WE DISCUSSED.Copy !req
1222. KEEP IN MIND, THIS KIND OF FILM
USUALLY GENERATES SEQUELS.Copy !req
1223. "CHRISTMAS SLAY 2-3-4."Copy !req
1224. GREAT.
IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
1225. LOOK,
BEFORE WE SIGN,Copy !req
1226. I NEED TO GO OVER
A FEW PROBLEMS...Copy !req
1227. I HAVE WITH
THE SCRIPT.Copy !req
1228. PROBLEMS?Copy !req
1229. CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THE VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE?Copy !req
1230. WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE?Copy !req
1231. YOU CAN'T DICTATE
CHANGES TO ME.Copy !req
1232. YOU'RE NOT
A STAR.Copy !req
1233. YOU'VE DONE A
KID SHOW ALL YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
1234. IT GOT CANCELLED.Copy !req
1235. ALL YOU KNOW IS
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."Copy !req
1236. GET WITH IT.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!Copy !req
1237. OKAY, FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELTS.Copy !req
1238. PUT YOUR TRAY TABLES
AND SEATS IN THEIR...Copy !req
1239. FULL, UPRIGHT,
AND LOCKED POSITIONS.Copy !req
1240. IT'S TIME TO SLIP THE
SURLY BONDS OF EARTH...Copy !req
1241. AND DANCE THE SKIES ON
LAUGHTER'S SILVERED WINGS.Copy !req
1242. OH, BROTHER.Copy !req
1243. OKAY,
GIDDY UP.Copy !req
1244. AMERICAN 2-6-5,
YOU ARE CLEAR TO TAXI.Copy !req
1245. I GOT AN EASTERN L-10-11
HOLDING ON RAMP FOUR.Copy !req
1246. WHAT?Copy !req
1247. AIRPORT SECURITY,Copy !req
1248. I HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED
VEHICLE ON RUNWAY 2-7 LEFT.Copy !req
1249. ANCHORS AWEIGH?Copy !req
1250. AH, MAY THE
FORCE BE WITH YOU.Copy !req
1251. NOW, DASHER!Copy !req
1252. NOW, DANCER!Copy !req
1253. NOW, PRANCER!
NOW, VIXEN!Copy !req
1254. ON, COMET!
ON, CUPID!Copy !req
1255. ON, DONDER!Copy !req
1256. UH, SQUEAKY.
UH, SQUISH.Copy !req
1257. DOPEY, GRUMPY...Copy !req
1258. BLISTER.Copy !req
1259. BLITZEN!Copy !req
1260. THAT'S GOOD.
BLITZEN!Copy !req
1261. OH-H-H!Copy !req
1262. HE'S GOING TO KILL US!Copy !req
1263. DON'T YOU WORRY,
MY LITTLE GHERKIN BUDDIES.Copy !req
1264. THE VEHICLE AIN'T BEEN
MADE THAT I CAN'T DRIVE.Copy !req
1265. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1266. I NEED OXYGEN.Copy !req
1267. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1268. IT'S GOING WEST!Copy !req
1269. NO, SOUTH.Copy !req
1270. HE'S ALL OVER
THE SCREEN.Copy !req
1271. HIT THE ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH, BOZO!Copy !req
1272. ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH.Copy !req
1273. IS THAT IT?Copy !req
1274. THE BRAKE, BOZO!
THE BRAKE!Copy !req
1275. YEAH, THE BRAKE.Copy !req
1276. OH! OH!Copy !req
1277. AH-H-H!
AH-H-H!Copy !req
1278. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1279. WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE!Copy !req
1280. SO, DID YOU EVER
FIND YOUR SACK?Copy !req
1281. YES.Copy !req
1282. IT WAS
TAKEN AGAIN.Copy !req
1283. BY WHOM?Copy !req
1284. A LITTLE GIRL CALLED
PAMELA TRENTON.Copy !req
1285. SHY,Copy !req
1286. ALWAYS AFRAID TO SIT
ON SANTA'S KNEE,Copy !req
1287. ALWAYS WONDERING
IF HIS BEARD WERE REAL.Copy !req
1288. SMART, THOUGH.Copy !req
1289. QUICK-WITTED.Copy !req
1290. I WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED...Copy !req
1291. TO THAT GIRL,
ANYWAY.Copy !req
1292. I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY
OF THAT LITTLE GIRL LEFT.Copy !req
1293. UNLESS, AT AGE 51, YOU
HAVE ANY BETTER OFFERS,Copy !req
1294. AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T,
I SUGGEST YOU SIGN THIS,Copy !req
1295. AND WE GET BACK
TO MAKING MOVIES.Copy !req
1296. JOE, WHAT
IS WITH YOU?Copy !req
1297. IT'S HIM.Copy !req
1298. I'M HIM.Copy !req
1299. WHO'S HIM?Copy !req
1300. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY!Copy !req
1301. JOE, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
1302. I TOLD YOU I COULD FLY THIS
THING. PIECE OF CAKE.Copy !req
1303. LEVEL IT OUT,
BUBBLE-HEAD!Copy !req
1304. THAT CAN'T BE ONE
OF OUR BOYS, CAN IT?Copy !req
1305. NO, SIR.Copy !req
1306. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
1307. GUESS WE BETTER
SCRAMBLE 'EM.Copy !req
1308. BOGEY AT
9:00!Copy !req
1309. UH-OH, HARD BALL!Copy !req
1310. TARGET ENTERING
RED ZONE.Copy !req
1311. IF THEY ENTER
CAPE CANAVERAL AIRSPACE,Copy !req
1312. TERMINATE WITH
EXTREME PREJUDICE.Copy !req
1313. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER.Copy !req
1314. ALL PASSENGERS
RETURN TO YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
1315. INCOMING!
INCOMING!Copy !req
1316. WELL, HANG ONTO YOUR
LEDERHOSEN, RAZOR EARS.Copy !req
1317. WE'RE GOING TO DROP
UNDER THEIR RADAR.Copy !req
1318. LET ME AT HIM!Copy !req
1319. - I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
- NOT YET, WE'RE GOING DOWN!Copy !req
1320. HO, HO, HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
1321. HA! HA! HA!Copy !req
1322. I'VE LOST
HIM, SIR.Copy !req
1323. CHECK YOUR
EQUIPMENT.Copy !req
1324. THEY COULDN'T
VANISH!Copy !req
1325. BUT IF SANTA GOES
TO OUR OLD HOUSE...Copy !req
1326. I FORGOT SOMETHING.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
1327. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
1328. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?
DON'T SAY THAT TO HER.Copy !req
1329. THERE IS A SANTA
AND THIS IS HIS MAGIC SACK.Copy !req
1330. IF THAT'S SANTA'S SACK,
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT?Copy !req
1331. ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE
6:40 CHRISTMAS EXPRESS...Copy !req
1332. THIS IS YOUR PILOT.
WE'RE EXPERIENCING TURBULENCE.Copy !req
1333. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
1334. COME ON!Copy !req
1335. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1336. I HAVEN'T BELIEVED
IN SANTA CLAUS SINCE...Copy !req
1337. JANUARY 17, 1931.Copy !req
1338. YOUR SMART-ALECK SISTER
THOUGHT IT WAS TIME...Copy !req
1339. YOU LEARNED THE
QUOTE UNQUOTE TRUTH.Copy !req
1340. I'M SO SORRY
YOU GOT BUSTED.Copy !req
1341. OH!Copy !req
1342. WELCOME BACK,Copy !req
1343. PAMELA.Copy !req
1344. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1345. I NEVER DOUBTED YOU'D
DO THE RIGHT THING.Copy !req
1346. REALLY?Copy !req
1347. YEAH.Copy !req
1348. JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF DOUBT.Copy !req
1349. I JUST GOT TO
THINKING ABOUT YOU...Copy !req
1350. AND ERNEST,Copy !req
1351. AND JUST A WHOLE
BUNCH OF THINGS.Copy !req
1352. I THINK I REALLY GOT
THINGS FIGURED OUT.Copy !req
1353. I EVEN
CALLED MY MOM,Copy !req
1354. AND I'M
GOING HOME.Copy !req
1355. I'M SURE SHE WAS
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
1356. YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN
I TOLD HER WHO I WAS WITH.Copy !req
1357. HA! HA!Copy !req
1358. I TOLD YOU I COULD
HANDLE THIS BABY.Copy !req
1359. WE'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT!Copy !req
1360. DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL MAKE IT.Copy !req
1361. I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.Copy !req
1362. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1363. DON'T TOUCH THAT!Copy !req
1364. WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM?Copy !req
1365. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1366. IT'S JOE.Copy !req
1367. YOU CAME.Copy !req
1368. YEAH. THE JOB
STILL OPEN?Copy !req
1369. FOR THE RIGHT MAN,
IT IS.Copy !req
1370. NICE THREADS!Copy !req
1371. HOW DO I LOOK?Copy !req
1372. LIKE THE
REAL THING.Copy !req
1373. YOU LOOK
WONDERFUL, JOE,Copy !req
1374. OH, SANTA.Copy !req
1375. WELL,Copy !req
1376. I GUESS I
BETTER GET GOING.Copy !req
1377. YOU PROBABLY
NEED THIS.Copy !req
1378. I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS,
'CAUSE NOBODY ELSE DOES.Copy !req
1379. BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'S HARMONY STARR.Copy !req
1380. NO IT'S NOT.
IT'S PAMELA TRENTON;Copy !req
1381. 1724 HAMPTON AVENUE,
BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA.Copy !req
1382. HOW DID
I KNOW THAT?Copy !req
1383. YOU'LL FIND YOU
KNOW A LOT OF THINGS.Copy !req
1384. OH, MY GOODNESS,
3-MINUTES TO 7:00.Copy !req
1385. WHERE'S
THE SLEIGH?Copy !req
1386. THE SLEIGH?Copy !req
1387. I THOUGHT
YOU HAD IT.Copy !req
1388. WHOA!Copy !req
1389. WHOA!Copy !req
1390. WHOA!Copy !req
1391. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1392. YOU TOLD ME IF
I BECAME SANTA,Copy !req
1393. I COULD
PERFORM MIRACLES.Copy !req
1394. WERE YOU KIDDING
OR WAS THAT REAL?Copy !req
1395. OH, NO. IT'S REAL,
ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
1396. BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS;Copy !req
1397. ERNEST, THE SLEIGH,
AND ALL THAT.Copy !req
1398. AND YET,Copy !req
1399. MAYBE THERE IS
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.Copy !req
1400. I MET A VERY NICE FELLOW
AT THE AIRPORT...Copy !req
1401. WHO SAID HE WANTED
SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1402. LET'S GIVE
IT A TRY.Copy !req
1403. CAN HE REALLY
DO THAT?Copy !req
1404. IF ANYBODY CAN.Copy !req
1405. WHAT'S
GOING ON?Copy !req
1406. CHRISTMAS
IS GOING ON.Copy !req
1407. IT FEELS
LIKE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1408. THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
1409. IT'S SNOWING IN ORLANDO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1410. I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1411. WE CLOSE THE DEAL
TONIGHT OR NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
1412. IT'S SNOWING;Copy !req
1413. JUST LIKE HOME.Copy !req
1414. HA! HA! HA!Copy !req
1415. LOOK, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1416. WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY?Copy !req
1417. WE'LL SETTLE
THE DEAL LATER,Copy !req
1418. AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1419. NOBODY MOVES,
NOBODY DIES.Copy !req
1420. AH-AH-AH-CHOO!Copy !req
1421. AH-H-H-H!Copy !req
1422. I DON'T THINK ERNEST
IS GOING TO MAKE IT.Copy !req
1423. THIS IS THE 2nd JOB
I'VE LOST TONIGHT.Copy !req
1424. SLOW DOWN-N-N-N!Copy !req
1425. AIR BRAKES!
HA! HA! HA!Copy !req
1426. ERNEST,
WELL DONE!Copy !req
1427. BRAVO,
ERNEST!Copy !req
1428. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
1429. HIYA, FOLKS!Copy !req
1430. ERNEST P. WORRELL,
AERIAL TAXI, AT YOUR SERVICE.Copy !req
1431. ERNEST, YOU
FLEW THE SLEIGH?Copy !req
1432. WE TOLD
HIM NOT TO.Copy !req
1433. THAT'S TERRIFIC!Copy !req
1434. BUT WE THOUGHT IT
WAS A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
1435. IT'S ALL YOURS,
JOE.Copy !req
1436. YOU BETTER
GET GOING.Copy !req
1437. WELL, I'M GOING
TO GO HOME,Copy !req
1438. SO I GUESS I'M NOT
GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
1439. KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN,
LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
1440. I'M GOING TO MISS YOU,
TOO, ERNEST.Copy !req
1441. WELL, JOE, I GUESS
THESE ARE YOURS NOW.Copy !req
1442. WATCH IT ON THE CURVES.
IT VEERS A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.Copy !req
1443. TO THE LEFT.Copy !req
1444. BYE, FELLAS.Copy !req
1445. SEE YA.Copy !req
1446. IS THERE ANYWHERE
IN THE BOOK...Copy !req
1447. THAT SAYS I CAN'T HAVE
A DRIVER FOR 1 NIGHT?Copy !req
1448. NOWHERE
AT ALL.Copy !req
1449. I THINK IT'S
A FINE IDEA.Copy !req
1450. HOW 'BOUT IT,
ERNEST?Copy !req
1451. YOU'VE HAD A LOT MORE
SEAT TIME THAN I HAVE.Copy !req
1452. I KNEW THEY'D COME
TO THEIR SENSES.Copy !req
1453. I AM PROBABLY THE
BEST MAN FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
1454. AFTER ALL, I AM
ERNEST P. WORRELL,Copy !req
1455. THRILL DRIVER!Copy !req
1456. DO YOU THINK WE COULD USE
AN HONORARY ELF?Copy !req
1457. SURE.Copy !req
1458. WHY NOT?
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1459. LET'S GET THESE
PUPPIES PUMPING,Copy !req
1460. AND START SPREADING
THAT CHRISTMAS CHEER.Copy !req
1461. NOW, DASHER; NOW, DANCER;
NOW, PRANCER; NOW, VIXEN;Copy !req
1462. ON, COMET;
ON, CUPID;Copy !req
1463. ON DONDER; AND...Copy !req
1464. BLITZEN!Copy !req
1465. OH, YEAH.
BLITZEN.Copy !req
1466. AH-H-H-H!Copy !req
1467. OH, BY THE WAY, WE HAVEN'T
BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED.Copy !req
1468. MY NAME IS
MARY MORRISSEY.Copy !req
1469. WELL, ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS CALLED,Copy !req
1470. SETH APPLEGATE.Copy !req
1471. I GUESS
I AM, AGAIN.Copy !req
1472. SO, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING TONIGHT?Copy !req
1473. NOT A THING.Copy !req
1474. WE'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.Copy !req
1475. HO, HO, HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1476. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1477. SEE THAT? I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU THIS TIME.Copy !req
1478. THAT IS A "E."
"F."Copy !req
1479. "E."
"F."Copy !req
1480. "E."
"F."Copy !req
1481. "E."
"F."Copy !req
1482. LOOK, THAT IS,
"E. BUNNY."Copy !req
1483. "F."Copy !req