1. FIRST TIME
IN ORLANDO?
OH, NO.Copy !req
2. I FLY IN
ONCE A YEAR.Copy !req
3. OF COURSE, I USUALLY
COME IN A DIFFERENT WAY.Copy !req
4. WHERE ARE
YOU FROM?
UP NORTH.Copy !req
5. ME, TOO.
TORONTO.Copy !req
6. REALLY?Copy !req
7. WHAT LINE OF WORK
ARE YOU IN?
TOYS, MOSTLY.Copy !req
8. NO FOOLING?
YOU BEEN IN IT LONG?Copy !req
9. LONGER THAN YOU
CAN IMAGINE.
I HEAR THAT.Copy !req
10. PRISCILLA,
COME BACK HERE.Copy !req
11. YOU HERE ON
BUSINESS?Copy !req
12. I'M HERE TO APPOINT
A REPLACEMENT;Copy !req
13. SOMEONE TO TAKE
OVER MY DUTIES.Copy !req
14. UNFORTUNATELY, A PERSON WITH
THE RIGHT QUALIFICATIONS...Copy !req
15. IS DIFFICULT
TO FIND.Copy !req
16. WELL, IT'S
A SMART COOKIE...Copy !req
17. WHO KNOWS WHEN TO
HANG UP THE OLD CLEATS.Copy !req
18. OH, IT'S TIME.Copy !req
19. I'M AFRAID I REALLY SHOULD
HAVE DONE THIS LAST YEAR.Copy !req
20. I DON'T THINK
I'VE QUITE...Copy !req
21. GOT THE MAGIC
FOR ANOTHER TRIP.Copy !req
22. THAT'S HOW I FEEL EVERY TIME
THEY SEND ME TO PITTSBURGH.Copy !req
23. YOU KNOW, THERE WAS A TIME
WHEN I COULD REMEMBER...Copy !req
24. EVERY NAME ON
MY LIST.Copy !req
25. A LOT OF
CONTACTS?
OH, ALL OVER
THE WORLD.Copy !req
26. NOW I HAVE TROUBLE
RECALLING...Copy !req
27. WHO WAS NAUGHTY
AND WHO WAS NICE;Copy !req
28. WHO ASKED FOR
A TOY TRUCK,Copy !req
29. AND WHO WANTED
A BICYCLE.Copy !req
30. SOUNDS LIKE A
DATABASE PROBLEM.Copy !req
31. HEY, BUDDY, HURRY UP!
I GOTTA GET TO THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
32. DON'T WORRY, MISTER.
WE'LL MAKE THAT PLANE.Copy !req
33. I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.Copy !req
34. I HAVE AN ALMOST
SUPERNATURAL FEEL...Copy !req
35. FOR THE ROAD
BENEATH MY TIRES.Copy !req
36. - HA, HA!
- THRILL DRIVER!Copy !req
37. REMINDS ME
OF MY OLD DAYS...Copy !req
38. ON THE "FIGURE 8"
TRACK.Copy !req
39. "IN CAR 9, IT'S ERNEST P.
WORRELL, THE SCREAM IN' DEMON!Copy !req
40. HE'S GOING FOR HIS SECOND
TRACK RECORD TONIGHT!"Copy !req
41. WHOA!Copy !req
42. WHOA!Copy !req
43. WHOAAAA!Copy !req
44. I TOLD HIM ABOUT
THAT SEAT BELT.Copy !req
45. HEY MISTER,
YOU CAN'T GET OUT HERE!Copy !req
46. FUN IS FUN, BUT YOU'VE
GOT A PLANE TO CATCH!Copy !req
47. NICE BAG.
GUCCI?Copy !req
48. GUNNY!
GET IT?Copy !req
49. NEXT IN LINE.Copy !req
50. I HATE THIS JOB.Copy !req
51. IS SOMETHING WRONG?Copy !req
52. IS THIS YOUR
REAL NAME?Copy !req
53. IT'S THE NAME
I'M KNOWN BY, YES.Copy !req
54. SURE.Copy !req
55. WHY NOT?Copy !req
56. THANKS, SKIPPY.Copy !req
57. WE'LL CATCH
THAT PLANE, MISTER.Copy !req
58. WE'LL MAKE IT.
DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
59. WE'LL BE AIRBORNE
BEFORE YOU KNOW IT.Copy !req
60. AHHHH!Copy !req
61. HEY, YOU!Copy !req
62. TOUCH DOWN!Copy !req
63. IT'S NOT
MY FAULT!Copy !req
64. WELL SIR,
I THINK WE MADE IT.Copy !req
65. YOU'RE GONNA MAKE
THAT FLIGHT AFTER ALL.Copy !req
66. COME ON, MISTER,Copy !req
67. THIS IS NO TIME
TO TAKE A NAP.Copy !req
68. YOU'RE GONNA
MISS YOUR FLIGHT.Copy !req
69. YES, SIR, WHEN IT COMES
TO DRIVING SKILLS,Copy !req
70. NOBODY CAN BEAT
ERNEST P. WORRELL.Copy !req
71. UH-OH.Copy !req
72. YES, SIR,
CURB TO COUNTER.Copy !req
73. IT'S HIM!Copy !req
74. JUST A LITTLE EXTRA SERVICE US
INDEPENDENTS HAVE TO DO...Copy !req
75. TO KEEP UP WITH
THE BIG GUYS.Copy !req
76. WHOA!
YOU FORGOT
YOUR CARRY-ON.Copy !req
77. HERE, YOU'LL
NEED A JACKET.Copy !req
78. YOU'D BETTER TAKE
THIS OTHER SUITCASE.Copy !req
79. HAVE A NICE DAY!Copy !req
80. WHAT A PLACE.Copy !req
81. CHRISTMAS TIME,
AND IT'S 80 DEGREES.Copy !req
82. YES, I'M USED TO
A COLDER CLIMATE MYSELF.Copy !req
83. YOU KNOW WHAT I'D REALLY
LIKE FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
84. SNOW.
SNOW?Copy !req
85. I COULD HAVE SWORN YOU
WANTED A C-D PLAYER.Copy !req
86. I'D BETTER MAKE
A NOTE OF THAT.Copy !req
87. THERE'S MY WIFE.
I'VE GOT TO GO.Copy !req
88. ARE YOU GOING TO BE OKAY?
IT WAS NICE MEETING YOU.Copy !req
89. I'VE MADE A NOTE
ABOUT THAT SNOW.Copy !req
90. TAXI!Copy !req
91. MISTER, I'M A TAXI.Copy !req
92. HERE,
YOU GOT ONE.Copy !req
93. I'll TAKE THOSE.Copy !req
94. WHERE TO?Copy !req
95. ORLANDO CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.Copy !req
96. HEY,
COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
97. HA! HA!Copy !req
98. BOBBY, WE'VE GOT
9 CRATES ON HOLD,Copy !req
99. AND THEY'VE GOT TO BE
PICKED UP ON THE 24th.Copy !req
100. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!Copy !req
101. WHO IN THEIR
RIGHT MIND...Copy !req
102. WOULD BE WORKING ON THE 24th?Copy !req
103. THAT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
104. I'll TELL YOU WHO.Copy !req
105. "WE" WHO,
THAT'S WHO.Copy !req
106. RAIN, SLEET, HAIL,
THE SUPER BOWL,Copy !req
107. THE 4th OF JULY.Copy !req
108. BOBBY, IF IT
WEREN'T FOR US,Copy !req
109. THIS AIRLINE WOULD NEVER
GET OFF THE GROUND.Copy !req
110. AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
BOBBY?Copy !req
111. I GUESS IF YOU WANT
THINGS DONE RIGHT,Copy !req
112. YOU GOTTA DO IT
YOURSELF.Copy !req
113. YO, BOB!Copy !req
114. BREAK'S OVER.Copy !req
115. SUN GETTIN' TO YOU?Copy !req
116. YES, IT'S NOT
AS BRIGHT AT NIGHT.Copy !req
117. I'M USUALLY HERE
AT NIGHT.Copy !req
118. HERE YOU GO. I ALWAYS
KEEP AN EXTRA PAIR.Copy !req
119. OH, THANK YOU,
ERNEST.Copy !req
120. YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT
TO INSULT YOU OR NOTHIN',Copy !req
121. BUT DO YOU KNOW WHO
YOU REMIND ME OF?
SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
122. I GUESS YOU
HEAR THAT A LOT.Copy !req
123. OH, YES. BUT THEN,
IT'S TO BE EXPECTED.Copy !req
124. BECAUSE YOU
LOOK LIKE HIM?Copy !req
125. BECAUSE I AM HIM.Copy !req
126. BECAUSE YOU "AM" HIM.Copy !req
127. WELL, HOW ABOUT THAT?Copy !req
128. YEAH.Copy !req
129. AHHH. SMELL THOSE
CHRISTMAS TREES.Copy !req
130. YOU CAN KEEP YOUR
"CHANNEL" NUMBER 5.Copy !req
131. JUST GIVE ME A WHIFF
OF THE OLD LONESOME PINE;Copy !req
132. THAT SYMBOL OF
BROTHERLY LOVE,Copy !req
133. THAT CENTERPIECE THAT
ALL MANKIND GATHERS AROUND...Copy !req
134. TO SHARE THE CRANBERRY SAUCE
SHAPED LIKE A CAN.Copy !req
135. AHHH!Copy !req
136. WHOA, LITTLE TREE!Copy !req
137. STAY CALM, TANNENBAUM,
I'll GET YOU OUT OF THIS.Copy !req
138. WHOA!Copy !req
139. EVEN IN
EMERGENCY SITUATIONS,Copy !req
140. ALWAYS FOLLOW
SAFE DRIVING RULES.Copy !req
141. YOU'LL NOTICE THAT I AM USING
MY EMERGENCY SIGNAL INDICATORS,Copy !req
142. WHEN IN REVERSE.Copy !req
143. HA! HA!Copy !req
144. WHOA!Copy !req
145. OPEN UP!Copy !req
146. HERE, HOLD
THIS A MINUTE.Copy !req
147. THEY REALLY
BUNCH UP AT THIS EXIT.Copy !req
148. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
149. I TAKE IT YOU
REALLY NEEDED A TREE?Copy !req
150. NO, I'VE ALREADY
GOT ONE,Copy !req
151. BUT I'VE GOT A FRIEND
WHO COULD USE IT.Copy !req
152. BESIDES, IT'D BE A SHAME FOR
IT TO BE ALONE ON CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
153. IT'S NICE
TO FIND SOMEBODY...Copy !req
154. WITH SUCH DEVOTION
TO CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
155. YOU KNOW, I DON'T TELL
MANY PEOPLE THIS,Copy !req
156. BUT CHRISTMAS IS JUST
ABOUT MY FAVORITE TIME.Copy !req
157. EVER SINCE I WAS
A LITTLE KID,Copy !req
158. I ALWAYS FELT LIKE IT WAS
MY OWN PERSONAL HOLIDAY.Copy !req
159. I'M AT ONE WITH THE YULETIDE.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
160. I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT YOU MEAN.Copy !req
161. I EVEN MEMORIZED THE
NAMES OF ALL THE REINDEER,Copy !req
162. LIKE "DONDER"
AND "BLISTER."Copy !req
163. THAT'S "BLITZEN."Copy !req
164. IT SAYS, "HOLD FOR
PICK UP BY..."Copy !req
165. IS THAT AN "M"?Copy !req
166. "V."Copy !req
167. RIGHT HERE.
THAT'S AN "M."
"V."Copy !req
168. "M."
"V."Copy !req
169. "M, M, M."
"V, V, V."Copy !req
170. THAT IS AN "M."Copy !req
171. "HOLD FOR
HELPER ELMES."Copy !req
172. THIS IS
PROBABLY AMISH.Copy !req
173. IT COULD
EVEN BE QUAKER.Copy !req
174. ONLY THING I KNOW
IS THAT IT'S FRENCH.Copy !req
175. "V."Copy !req
176. OKAY, BOBBY, I NEED YOU
TO GO ON BACK TO WORK.Copy !req
177. SEE YOU.
TALK TO YOU LATER.Copy !req
178. DID YOU
EVER HEAR OF A MAN...Copy !req
179. NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS?Copy !req
180. IT DON'T RING A BELL.
SHOULD I HAVE?Copy !req
181. "UNCLE JOEY'S
TREE HOUSE?"Copy !req
182. UNCLE JOEY?
ARE YOU KIDDING?Copy !req
183. HEY.Copy !req
184. HEY!Copy !req
185. I HAVEN'T SEEN
THAT SHOW IN YEARS.Copy !req
186. IS HE STILL
ON THE AIR?Copy !req
187. WELL, HE WAS
UNTIL 3 WEEKS AGO,Copy !req
188. AND THEN IT
WAS CANCELLED.Copy !req
189. WELL, BY NOW HE MUST BE
ROLLING IN Mucho Dinero.Copy !req
190. WELL, YOU DON'T GET
RICH BY DOING...Copy !req
191. A ONCE-A-WEEK CHILDREN'S
PROGRAM ON LOCAL TV.Copy !req
192. YOU'VE GOT TO DO IT
FOR OTHER REASONS.Copy !req
193. AND THAT'S
WHY I'M HERE.Copy !req
194. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
195. HEY, HOLD IT!Copy !req
196. YOU FORGOT
SOMETHING.
TAKE IT EASY,
MISTER.Copy !req
197. IT'S NOT ME.
IT'S MY BROTHER.Copy !req
198. HE DOES THIS
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
199. WE GO OUT. HE SAYS HE HAS
THE MONEY, AND THEN WE EAT.Copy !req
200. THEN HE GOES TO THE
BATHROOM AND SNEAKS OUT.Copy !req
201. WHEN THE CHECK COMES,
I'M LEFT WITH NO MONEY...Copy !req
202. AND THIS STUPID
LOOK ON MY FACE.Copy !req
203. PLEASE, MISTER,
JUST LET ME GO THIS TIME.Copy !req
204. YOU EXPECT ME TO
BELIEVE THAT?Copy !req
205. I SWEAR IT'S TRUE.
LOOK!Copy !req
206. THERE'S MY BROTHER NOW.
THERE HE IS!Copy !req
207. HEY, TOMMY!Copy !req
208. HEY!Copy !req
209. WHOA!Copy !req
210. AAAH!Copy !req
211. PLEASE, MISTER,
GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
212. AAAH!Copy !req
213. DING!Copy !req
214. THAT WAS MY MEAN UNCLE.Copy !req
215. HE MAKES ME WORK IN THAT
RESTAURANT LIKE A SLAVE.Copy !req
216. HE KEEPS ME LOCKED UP
IN THE BASEMENT...Copy !req
217. WITH RATS AND FILTH,
AND I JUST ESCAPED.Copy !req
218. PLEASE DON'T LET HIM
GET ME, OKAY?Copy !req
219. WELL, NOT TO WORRY, LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
220. YOU'RE SAFE WITH US.Copy !req
221. THANKS.Copy !req
222. I'M HARMONY STARR.Copy !req
223. REMEMBER THAT NAME, BECAUSE
I'll BE FAMOUS SOMEDAY.Copy !req
224. THIS IS ERNEST,
AND I'M SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
225. SURPRISED?Copy !req
226. NO, NO.Copy !req
227. NOT REALLY.Copy !req
228. THAT'LL BE $32.50.Copy !req
229. THERE YOU GO.Copy !req
230. HEY, THIS
AIN'T REAL.
WHAT?Copy !req
231. THIS BILL CARRIES
THE LIKENESS OF ONE...Copy !req
232. "MR. FUNTIME."Copy !req
233. HMMM.Copy !req
234. REALLY, I DON'T HAVE
MUCH USE FOR CURRENCY,Copy !req
235. BUT I DO LIKE TO
HAVE A LITTLE AROUND.Copy !req
236. JUST, YOU KNOW,
IN CASE.Copy !req
237. OH, MY.
OH, MY GOODNESS.Copy !req
238. LAST YEAR,Copy !req
239. A 5-YEAR-OLD
WANTED...Copy !req
240. A "MR. FUNTIME"
GROCERY STORE.Copy !req
241. I INCLUDED A
LARGE AMOUNT OF...Copy !req
242. PLAY MONEY.Copy !req
243. I SUPPOSE I MUST
HAVE MIXED IT UP.Copy !req
244. DUM-DA-DUM-DUM.Copy !req
245. WHAT WE'VE GOT HERE...Copy !req
246. IS A FAILURE
TO "ACCUMULATE."Copy !req
247. WHAT THE HECK.Copy !req
248. IT'S ON
THE HOUSE.Copy !req
249. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
OLD BUDDY.
THANK YOU, TOO,
OLD BUDDY!Copy !req
250. OH, RIGHT THROUGH
THERE, DEAR.Copy !req
251. AHEM.
EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
252. I'M LOOKING FOR A MAN
NAMED JOSEPH CARRUTHERS.Copy !req
253. I'M THE GREATEST.Copy !req
254. ROAR.Copy !req
255. ME TOO, ME TOO!Copy !req
256. ROAR!Copy !req
257. FOR MILLIONS
OF YEARS,Copy !req
258. DINOSAURS
RULED THE EARTH.Copy !req
259. ROAR.
ROAR.Copy !req
260. HEY, DON'T DO THAT!Copy !req
261. THEN, SOMETHING
REALLY STRANGE HAPPENED.Copy !req
262. UH-OH, IT'S
THE ICE AGE!Copy !req
263. OH, NO, I DON'T
FEEL TOO GOOD.Copy !req
264. AH-AH-AH-CHOO!Copy !req
265. HE'S A
WONDERFUL MAN.Copy !req
266. WE'RE SO LUCKY
TO HAVE HIM WITH US.Copy !req
267. YOU DON'T NEED TO TELL ME.
I'VE WATCHED HIM FOR YEARS.Copy !req
268. YES, WELL, HE'S BEEN
SUCH A HELP HERE,Copy !req
269. AND THE CHILDREN
JUST LOVE HIM.Copy !req
270. I HOPE HE GETS SOMETHING
GOING FOR HIMSELF SOON.Copy !req
271. OH, I IMAGINE HE'LL HAVE
HIS HANDS FULL VERY SHORTLY.Copy !req
272. THAT'S WHY WE DON'T SEE
DINOSAURS AROUND ANYMORE.Copy !req
273. HEY, LISTEN.Copy !req
274. I WANT TO THANK ALL YOU KIDS
FOR COMING TO SEE ME TODAY.Copy !req
275. WHY DO I SAY
"THANK YOU"?Copy !req
276. BECAUSE THEY
NEVER SEEM OLD,Copy !req
277. THEY ALWAYS
SEEM NEW,Copy !req
278. THOSE 3 LITTLE WORDS,Copy !req
279. "PLEASE" AND
"THANK YOU."Copy !req
280. HEY, BABE, PARK IT IN THE SHADE.
WHAT DO YOU SAY?Copy !req
281. COME ALONG,
CHILDREN.Copy !req
282. BE CAREFUL NOW.Copy !req
283. COME ON BOYS,
QUICKLY.Copy !req
284. BYE-BYE.Copy !req
285. YOU CAN GO IN NOW.Copy !req
286. HELLO, JOE!Copy !req
287. THIS IS INDEED
A PLEASURE.Copy !req
288. HELLO.
DO I KNOW YOU?Copy !req
289. YES, YOU DO.
I DO?Copy !req
290. WHAT I'M GOING TO TELL YOU
MAY SOUND FANTASTIC,Copy !req
291. BUT PLEASE SUSPEND
DISBELIEF...Copy !req
292. UNTIL I'VE GOTTEN
THROUGH IT.Copy !req
293. YOUR NAME WAS
ORIGINALLY ON A LIST...Copy !req
294. WITH SEVERAL
HUNDRED OTHERS.Copy !req
295. SLOWLY, FOR ONE
REASON OR ANOTHER,Copy !req
296. THE OTHER NAMES
WERE ELIMINATED.Copy !req
297. THE PROCESS TOOK
LONGER THAN I THOUGHT.Copy !req
298. BUT NOW, I'M SURE...Copy !req
299. I HAVE THE RIGHT
MAN FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
300. JOB?
WHAT JOB?Copy !req
301. I MEAN, WHAT IS
THIS ALL ABOUT?Copy !req
302. JOE, YOU ARE GOING
TO BE THE NEW...Copy !req
303. EXCUSE ME, POP.
THIS IS IT, JOEY.Copy !req
304. THE HAND OF FATE IS
REACHING OUT TO YOU.Copy !req
305. I KNOW HOW BROKEN UP YOU ARE
ABOUT YOUR SHOW BEING BOUNCED,Copy !req
306. BUT YOU'VE GOT A SHOT
FOR THE LEAD IN A MOVIE.Copy !req
307. WHAT'S THE
MOVIE ABOUT?Copy !req
308. A HOLIDAY FLICK CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."Copy !req
309. BLAKE FARRELL
HAD THE LEAD,Copy !req
310. AT THE LAST MINUTE,
HE GOES SKIING,
FALLS ON HIS PUSS,Copy !req
311. AND WRECKS UP
A $5,000 NOSE JOB.Copy !req
312. DO YOU LOVE IT?
I LOVE IT, YES.Copy !req
313. TALK ABOUT LUCK,
RIGHT?Copy !req
314. THE INTERVIEW IS
IN A COUPLE OF HOURS.Copy !req
315. I WANT YOU TO TINT YOUR
HAIR AND LOSE THE BEARD.Copy !req
316. NO, JOE, NO!Copy !req
317. DON'T GO LOOKING LIKE HIM.
YOU'RE SET WITH MY HAIRSTYLIST.Copy !req
318. DEREK CAN MAKE A HAIR BLOWER
DO EVERYTHING EXCEPT
SIT UP AND BARK.Copy !req
319. BUT YOUR BEARD
IS WONDERFUL!Copy !req
320. THANKS.
I THINK SO TOO, MARTY.Copy !req
321. WHO IS THIS GUY?
ALREADY, I DON'T LIKE HIM.Copy !req
322. MY NAME IS SANT...
EXCUSE ME,
MR. SANTOS,Copy !req
323. WE'RE HAVING A CONVERSATION.
MAY WE CONTINUE, PLEASE?Copy !req
324. S'il vous plait.
THANK YOU SO MUCH.Copy !req
325. MY GOODNESS,
MY SACK!Copy !req
326. I CAN'T BELIEVE
I LEFT IT.Copy !req
327. I MUST REALLY
BE SLIPPING.Copy !req
328. YOU'RE ALWAYS PULLING
THIS STUFF, ERNEST;Copy !req
329. KNOCKING DOWN
THE METERS,Copy !req
330. GIVING FREE RIDES TO
EVERY HOBO YOU COME ACROSS.Copy !req
331. BUT MR. DILLIS,
THIS WASN'T JUST A HOBO.Copy !req
332. THIS GUY
WAS DIFFERENT.Copy !req
333. CALL IT
CLAIRVOYANCE,Copy !req
334. CALL IT "EXTRA-SENSITORY
PERSPIRATION."Copy !req
335. I JUST HAD
THIS HUNCH.Copy !req
336. I AM NOT RUNNING A
CHARITY OPERATION HERE.Copy !req
337. THIS IS A BUSINESS, AND
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO MAKE MONEY,Copy !req
338. AND GOOD SAMARITANS LIKE
YOU DON'T MAKE MONEY!Copy !req
339. I'VE HAD IT WITH
YOU, ERNEST.Copy !req
340. YOU'RE FIRED!Copy !req
341. ERNEST, IT WAS A
DEAD-END JOB, ANYWAY.Copy !req
342. I MEAN, IT'S NOWHERE
WORKING FOR A GUY LIKE THAT.Copy !req
343. IF THERE HADN'T BEEN
CHILDREN PRESENT,Copy !req
344. IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A
VERY UGLY SCENE INDEED.Copy !req
345. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
346. HEY, TAKE THIS
WITH YOU!Copy !req
347. WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TELL
HIM YOU WERE ROBBED?Copy !req
348. THIS COULD HAVE ALL BEEN
AVOIDED IF YOU'D JUST LIED.Copy !req
349. MERRY
CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
350. OOH!Copy !req
351. ERNEST, YOU ARE IN
SERIOUS NEED OF HELP.Copy !req
352. OOH.Copy !req
353. - WAIT A MINUTE.
- STAND FAST, BOBBY.Copy !req
354. I THINK I HEAR
SOMETHING.Copy !req
355. AHHHH!Copy !req
356. DO YOU REMEMBER ANYTHING
ABOUT THE CAB,Copy !req
357. BESIDE THE FACT
THAT IT WAS YELLOW?Copy !req
358. NO "WORRELL"
AT CITY CAB.Copy !req
359. I CAN TRY METRO.Copy !req
360. I KEPT TRACK OF HIM
UNTIL HE WAS 11 OR SO;Copy !req
361. ERNEST, I MEAN.Copy !req
362. WHAT A GOOD BOY.Copy !req
363. NOT VERY BRIGHT.Copy !req
364. HE GREW UP
WITH THIS GUY.Copy !req
365. I THINK HIS
NAME WAS VERN.Copy !req
366. WHAT IS WITH YOU
AND THIS RUMMY?Copy !req
367. YOU'VE ALREADY BLOWN YOUR
APPOINTMENT WITH DEREK.Copy !req
368. HE'S A NICE OLD MAN.
HE SEEMS A LITTLE CONFUSED.Copy !req
369. I THINK WE CAN TAKE A
LITTLE TIME TO HELP HIM OUT.Copy !req
370. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
371. HEAD ON OVER THERE.Copy !req
372. I'll HELP MR. WHISKERS
FIND HIS WHATEVER-IT-IS,Copy !req
373. AND MEET YOU
AT THE STUDIO.Copy !req
374. MR. SANTOS, LISTEN,
I'M SORRY,Copy !req
375. BUT I HAVE AN APPOINTMENT
I REALLY HAVE TO KEEP.Copy !req
376. MARTY WILL TAKE
CARE OF YOU.Copy !req
377. BUT JOE, I REALLY
NEED TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
378. YES, YES, YES,
WHATEVER IT IS, MR. SANTOS,Copy !req
379. YOU CAN TELL ME.
I'M MARTY BROCK, JOE'S AGENT.Copy !req
380. SO, MR. SANTOS,
DO YOU LIVE AROUND HERE?Copy !req
381. NO. I HAVE TO GO
AND FIND JOE. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
382. DO YOU HAVE ANY FAMILY,
ANY FRIENDS, ANY MONEY?Copy !req
383. I HAD SOME U.S. CURRENCY;
RATHER A LARGE AMOUNT.Copy !req
384. I GAVE IT AWAY
LAST YEAR...Copy !req
385. TO A 5-YEAR-OLD NAMED
BOBBY BIDDERMAN.Copy !req
386. WHAT ABOUT NOW,
MR. SANTOS?Copy !req
387. THE NAME IS SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
388. OOH.Copy !req
389. WHY DON'T YOU JUST
STAY RIGHT HERE...Copy !req
390. AND I'll TAKE CARE
OF EVERYTHING.Copy !req
391. OKIE-DOKIE?Copy !req
392. GOOD.Copy !req
393. YES.Copy !req
394. SUCH A NICE MAN.Copy !req
395. VERN,
VERN, VERN, WHAT A GUY.Copy !req
396. YEAH, ME AND VERN
GO BACK A LONG WAY.Copy !req
397. WE SPEND THE
HOLIDAYS TOGETHER.Copy !req
398. I HELP HIM WORK ON HIS HOUSE
AND STUFF LIKE THAT.Copy !req
399. ME AND OLD VERN ARE TIGHTER
THAN STRETCHED DUCT TAPE.Copy !req
400. I GUESS YOU COULD SAY WE'RE
CUT FROM THE SAME BARK.Copy !req
401. OLD VERN'S DONE PRETTY
GOOD FOR HIMSELF, THOUGH.Copy !req
402. IF IT WEREN'T FOR ME, HE
WOULDN'T BE WHERE HE IS TODAY.Copy !req
403. I TAUGHT HIM ALL HE KNOWS
ABOUT NUCLEAR PHYSICS.Copy !req
404. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
405. YEAH, VERN'S ALWAYS
HAPPY TO SEE ME.Copy !req
406. HE'S MY BEST BUDDY, AND HE
THROWS THE GREATEST PARTIES.Copy !req
407. COURSE, WE'RE A LITTLE EARLY,
SO WE CAN HELP HIM DECORATE,Copy !req
408. AND MAYBE PUT
OUT THE FOOD.Copy !req
409. THOSE LITTLE
FINGER SANDWICHES,Copy !req
410. AND CHEESEBALLS,
AND BEAN DIP!Copy !req
411. I HOPE HE'S GOT
SOMETHING I CAN EAT,Copy !req
412. NOT JUST LOTS OF THINGS MADE
OF WHITE SUGAR AND RED MEAT.Copy !req
413. I THINK EATING RED MEAT
MAKES PEOPLE OVERLY AGGRESSIVE.Copy !req
414. THEY KILL
PEOPLE AND STUFF.Copy !req
415. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
416. YOU'RE AS RIGHT
AS RAIN, PUDDIN'.Copy !req
417. PORK'S MY MEAT.Copy !req
418. HO, HO, HO, VERN!
MERRY CHRISTM...Copy !req
419. I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS
VERN WAS A FRIEND OF YOURS.Copy !req
420. VERN'S JUST
LIKE THAT.Copy !req
421. HE'LL DO ANYTHING
FOR A LAUGH.Copy !req
422. COME ON.Copy !req
423. IT'S SANTA'S LITTLE
PARTY HELPER!
HI!Copy !req
424. THIS IS HARMONY.Copy !req
425. SHE'S BEEN HAVING A TOUGH TIME,
SO I'M HELPING HER OUT.Copy !req
426. YOU KNOW, KIND OF A
"FATHER IMAGE" THING.Copy !req
427. "AS THE TWIG IS BENT,
SO GROWS THE TREE."Copy !req
428. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
429. IT'LL LOOK GOOD
RIGHT OVER HERE.Copy !req
430. NICE PLACE.
IT'S REALLY YOU.Copy !req
431. YEP, I'll JUST SET IT
RIGHT IN THERE.Copy !req
432. UMPH!Copy !req
433. UGH!Copy !req
434. DON'T WORRY, VERN,
I'll MAKE IT FIT.Copy !req
435. UGH!Copy !req
436. JUST HANG SOME TINSEL
AND LIGHTS ON THIS PUPPY...Copy !req
437. AAOOH!Copy !req
438. PARTY PUNCH.Copy !req
439. YEAH, THAT
OUGHT TO HOLD.Copy !req
440. AHH!Copy !req
441. SUPERB.Copy !req
442. I'VE GOT TO FIND JOE.Copy !req
443. IF I DON'T FIND HIM,Copy !req
444. SO MANY CHILDREN
WILL BE DISAPPOINTED.Copy !req
445. OFFICER, YOU'VE
GOT TO LET ME GO.Copy !req
446. DO YOU REALLY THINK
THAT WAS NECESSARY?Copy !req
447. HE SEEMED
SO HARMLESS,Copy !req
448. AND IN A STRANGE
WAY, SINCERE.Copy !req
449. COME ON. HE'S OBVIOUSLY
DISORIENTED.Copy !req
450. A TRANSIENT, WALKING AROUND
WITH PLAY MONEY IN HIS POCKET,Copy !req
451. PRETENDING TO BE
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
452. IS THAT WHO HE
THINKS HE IS?Copy !req
453. HIS REAL NAME
IS SANTOS.Copy !req
454. HE GOT FIRED.Copy !req
455. SOME CRAZY OLD GUY STIFFED
HIM FOR A $30 CAB RIDE,Copy !req
456. AND INSTEAD OF
CALLING THE COPS,Copy !req
457. BOBO HERE KNOCKED
DOWN THE METER.Copy !req
458. ARE THOSE
BACON-CHEESEBURGERS?Copy !req
459. VERN, IT AIN'T LIKE THE
CAB COMPANY CAN'T AFFORD...Copy !req
460. TO GIVE SOMEBODY A FREE RIDE
EVERY NOW AND THEN.Copy !req
461. AND AFTER ALL, VERN,
IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME.Copy !req
462. IT'S A TIME
FOR GIVING.Copy !req
463. A TIME FOR CHESTNUTS
OPENING ON A ROASTED FIRE.Copy !req
464. A TIME FOR SLEIGH BELLS
TINKLING IN THE SNOW.Copy !req
465. UGH!Copy !req
466. VERN, THAT PUPPY'S REALLY STUCK.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
467. YOU KNOW, VERN,Copy !req
468. IT LOOKS LIKE A TRANSMUTATION
OF YOUR 110 AND YOUR 220.Copy !req
469. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
470. I ARRIVED HERE
JUST TODAY.Copy !req
471. I HAD A SIMPLE
JOB TO DO,Copy !req
472. AND THEN, EVERYTHING
STARTED TO GET UNRAVELLED.Copy !req
473. FIRST,
I LOST MY SACK,Copy !req
474. AND NOW THIS.Copy !req
475. IF YOU'D ONLY TAKE A MOMENT
AND JUST TRY TO UNDERSTAND...Copy !req
476. COME ON, POPS,Copy !req
477. WE GOT SOME
PAPERWORK TO DO.Copy !req
478. YOU'RE MAKING A
VERY BIG MISTAKE.Copy !req
479. HEY, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
480. I NEVER SAW
ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.Copy !req
481. "I'M FRIGHTENED."Copy !req
482. "DON'T WORRY.
IT'S ONLY THUNDER.Copy !req
483. "WE'LL ALL
BE SAFE HERE...Copy !req
484. TOGETHER."Copy !req
485. OH, GREAT.Copy !req
486. YOU KIDS ARE TERRIFIC ACTORS.
YOU REALLY ARE.Copy !req
487. I WANT TO THANK YOU
BECAUSE YOU HELPED ME A LOT.Copy !req
488. I WAS A LITTLE NERVOUS.Copy !req
489. HE'S A NATURAL
WITH THE KIDS.Copy !req
490. HE'S ALREADY GOT THEM SAYING
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."Copy !req
491. YOU'RE THE
DIRECTOR, CARL,Copy !req
492. BUT PERSONALLY, I THINK
THERE'S CHEMISTRY HERE.Copy !req
493. CHEMISTRY
IS VERY IMPORTANT.Copy !req
494. CHEMISTRY.Copy !req
495. YOU'VE GOT IT,
THEY WANT IT.
REALLY?Copy !req
496. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
497. THEY WANT TO SHOOT
SOME TESTS TOMORROW,Copy !req
498. BUT DON'T WORRY
ABOUT THAT.
GREAT!Copy !req
499. BY THE WAY, WHAT
HAPPENED TO THE OLD GUY?Copy !req
500. FORGET HIM. YOU'VE GOT A
NEW CAREER ABOUT TO FIRE UP.Copy !req
501. GOOD, BUT DID HE EVER FIND
HIS SACK OR WHATEVER IT WAS?Copy !req
502. YEAH, YEAH.
TAKEN CARE OF.Copy !req
503. I KNOW WHAT WE NEED, VERN.
BOLT CUTTERS!Copy !req
504. HE'S HIM.Copy !req
505. THERE'S NO SUCH
THING. THINK ABOUT IT;Copy !req
506. A GUY WHO FLIES AROUND
THE WHOLE WORLD...Copy !req
507. IN ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
508. IT JUST DOESN'T
QUITE CORRESPOND...Copy !req
509. WITH THE LAWS
OF TIME AND TRAVEL.Copy !req
510. NOW, NOW, NOW,
IT'S POSSIBLE.Copy !req
511. TAKE THE INTERNATIONAL DATELINE,
MULTIPLY IT BY THE TIME ZONES,Copy !req
512. DIVIDE IT BY THE ACCELERATED
ROTATION OF THE EARTH.Copy !req
513. NOW, CARRY THE ONE.Copy !req
514. ALLOWING FOR THE VERNAL EQUINOX
ON THE TROPIC OF CANCER,Copy !req
515. HE MIGHT
JUST PULL IT OFF.Copy !req
516. ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
517. LET'S JUST SAY THIS GUY
REALLY IS SANTA CLAUS, OKAY?Copy !req
518. WHY IS HE
RIDING AROUND...Copy !req
519. IN AIRPLANES
AND TAXICABS?Copy !req
520. WHERE'S HIS SLEIGH?Copy !req
521. WHERE ARE HIS
REINDEER?Copy !req
522. YOU KNOW WHAT
I THINK THAT IS?Copy !req
523. I THINK THOSE ARE...Copy !req
524. LATVIAN GOATS.Copy !req
525. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
526. IT... IT COULD
BE ALIENS.Copy !req
527. IS ANYBODY IN THERE?Copy !req
528. SANTA, ARE YOU IN THERE?Copy !req
529. I'VE GOT YOUR SACK.
IT'S SAFE.Copy !req
530. I TOLD YOU,
THEY'RE ALL GONE.Copy !req
531. WHAT IS THIS ABOUT,
ANYWAY?Copy !req
532. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
533. WELL, I THINK
I KNOW, BUT...Copy !req
534. COME OVER HERE
A SECOND.Copy !req
535. I WANT
TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
536. WATCH THIS.Copy !req
537. WHOA, GROOVY TUESDAY!Copy !req
538. I AM GOING TO SLOWLY
AND CAREFULLY...Copy !req
539. REACH INTO THIS
GLOWING BAG...Copy !req
540. AND SEE IF MY FINELY
HONED INSTINCTS...Copy !req
541. ARE CORRECT.Copy !req
542. NO, NO.
DON'T DO IT.Copy !req
543. I MEAN, YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT'S IN THAT BAG.Copy !req
544. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHERE THAT BAG'S BEEN.Copy !req
545. IT COULD BE SOME
KIND OF...Copy !req
546. PORTABLE CORE-MELTDOWN
OR SOMETHING.Copy !req
547. NO PROBLEM.Copy !req
548. OH, AHH, OH.Copy !req
549. CAREFUL, CAREFUL!Copy !req
550. OOH-OOH.Copy !req
551. I TOLD YOU.
NOW YOU'RE NUKED, MAN.Copy !req
552. UNLESS I'M WRONG,
AND I HARDLY EVER AM,Copy !req
553. THIS IS FOR YOU.Copy !req
554. NOW AIN'T THAT JUST EXACTLY
WHAT YOU WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS?Copy !req
555. ARE YOU CRAZY?
TOTALLY UN-AWESOME.Copy !req
556. NO MAN,
GET WITH IT.Copy !req
557. OKAY, THAT WAS
JUST FOR PRACTICE.Copy !req
558. NOW, I'M
IN THE GROOVE.Copy !req
559. NOW, I AM AT ONE
WITH THE MAGIC.Copy !req
560. HOW ABOUT THIS?Copy !req
561. LIKE IT?Copy !req
562. THAT'S YOU.Copy !req
563. HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!Copy !req
564. AH-HA!Copy !req
565. COME ON, ERNEST.
IT DOESN'T WORK FOR YOU.Copy !req
566. NAH!Copy !req
567. RIGHT THROUGH HERE.
COME ON!Copy !req
568. LOOK GUY, IF YOUR
NOSE IS CLEAN,Copy !req
569. YOU'LL GET A HOT MEAL AND
BE OUT ON THE STREET...Copy !req
570. BEFORE YOU CAN SAY,
"FROSTY THE SNOWMAN."Copy !req
571. BUT IT WOULD BE A LOT BETTER
IF YOU'D GIVE ME YOUR REAL NAME.Copy !req
572. I'VE TOLD YOU.Copy !req
573. I'VE TOLD EVERYBODY.Copy !req
574. MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
575. OKAY, WE'LL JUST
GO WITH "JOHN DOE."Copy !req
576. NOW, SEE HERE.Copy !req
577. THIS IS A REALLY
HORRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.Copy !req
578. I NEED TO FIND A MAN
NAMED JOE CARRUTHERS.Copy !req
579. YOU HAVE
ONE PHONE CALL.Copy !req
580. I CAN'T EXPLAIN SOMETHING
LIKE THIS ON THE TELEPHONE.Copy !req
581. WELL, UNLESS YOU HAVE
SOME MAGICAL POWERS,Copy !req
582. THAT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL
TALK TO HIM TONIGHT.Copy !req
583. AGE?Copy !req
584. ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY-ONE.Copy !req
585. WE'VE GOT TO FIND HIM.Copy !req
586. WE'VE GOT TO GET THIS SACK
BACK INTO THE RIGHT HANDS.Copy !req
587. YOU SAW HOW IT WAS.Copy !req
588. EVEN ME, NOTED
"PHILANTHROPIC" THAT I AM,Copy !req
589. COULDN'T GET THE RIGHT
STUFF OUT OF THIS SACK.Copy !req
590. DO YOU KNOW
WHAT THIS MEANS?Copy !req
591. IT REALLY WORKS!Copy !req
592. IT MEANS THE END OF
CHRISTMAS ON THIS PLANET...Copy !req
593. AS WE KNOW IT.Copy !req
594. THERE'S ONLY ONE PERSONCopy !req
595. HIS BIG RED ONENESS,
"THE CLAUS."Copy !req
596. OPEN "D" CELL.Copy !req
597. CLOSE "D."Copy !req
598. THIS AIN'T
NO FLOPHOUSE, BUDDY.Copy !req
599. I DON'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
600. THIS PLACE
IS FULL ALREADY.Copy !req
601. RISE AND SHINE!Copy !req
602. IT'S TIME TO PUT
FUEL IN THE TANK...Copy !req
603. AND RUBBER
ON THE ROAD;Copy !req
604. AND REUNITE OLD
FATHER CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
605. A CLOSE, PERSONAL
FRIEND OF MINE,Copy !req
606. WITH HIS
MAGIC SACK.Copy !req
607. ERNEST, I'M NOT MUCH
OF A MORNING PERSON.Copy !req
608. DO YOU THINK WE COULD JUST
KEEP IT DOWN TO A DULL ROAR?Copy !req
609. WHEN I SEE HIS FROSTINESS,
I'M GOING TO ASK HIM...Copy !req
610. HOW HE GOT IN MY HOUSE
WHEN I WAS A KID,Copy !req
611. BECAUSE WE DIDN'T
EVEN HAVE A CHIMNEY.Copy !req
612. I SUPPOSE YOU HAVE
A THEORY ON THIS?Copy !req
613. MY THEORY IS...Copy !req
614. HE GOT IN THROUGH THE
FORCED-AIR HEATING SYSTEM.Copy !req
615. YOU KILL ME.Copy !req
616. YOU TALK LIKE YOU
BELIEVE ALL THIS STUFF;Copy !req
617. ALL THIS CHRISTMAS,
SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
618. FA-LA-LA-LA-LA
STUFF.Copy !req
619. OF COURSE, I BELIEVE.Copy !req
620. CHRISTMAS IS
A KNOWN FACT.Copy !req
621. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE,
ALL OVER THE WORLD,Copy !req
622. CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS
EVERY SINGLE YEAR;Copy !req
623. WITH COLORFUL CARDS,Copy !req
624. AND FESTIVELY WRAPPED
PACKAGES WITH BIG BOWS.Copy !req
625. ONE CHRISTMAS EVE,
I WAS LYING IN BED.Copy !req
626. I THOUGHT I HEARD A NOISE
IN THE HEAT DUCTS.Copy !req
627. AND YOU THOUGHT IT WAS
REINDEER ON THE ROOF?Copy !req
628. NO, I THOUGHT
IT WAS SANTA CLAUS...Copy !req
629. TRAPPED IN
THE HEATING SYSTEM.Copy !req
630. I PICTURED HIM WANDERING
AROUND IN THERE...Copy !req
631. TRYING TO FIND
A WAY OUT,Copy !req
632. AND FINALLY TURNING HIMSELF
INTO SORT OF THIS BIG BLOB,Copy !req
633. AND OOZING THROUGH
THE VENT COVERS.Copy !req
634. YOU'RE A SICK MAN,
ERNEST.Copy !req
635. WE'VE GOT TO EAT AND
FIND "THE CLAUS."Copy !req
636. WITH MY TRACKING SKILLS,
THAT SHOULD BE No Problemo.Copy !req
637. Comprendo?Copy !req
638. AHHH.Copy !req
639. I LIKE LOTS AND LOTS OF BUTTER
WITH MINE, DON'T YOU?Copy !req
640. LOTS OF BUTTER.Copy !req
641. OOOH.Copy !req
642. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
643. ALIEN GOATS,
ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
644. I READ ABOUT THIS
IN THE ENQUIRER.Copy !req
645. REINDEER?
BUT I KNEW THAT!Copy !req
646. IT'S PART OF
THE SAME SPECIES.Copy !req
647. THAT'S SIX
OUT OF EIGHT.Copy !req
648. BOBBY, THERE IS SOMETHING
REAL SIGNIFICANT GOING ON HERE.Copy !req
649. THIS ONE WAS MADE IN
MRS. THOMPSON'S ROOM.Copy !req
650. ISN'T THAT NICE?Copy !req
651. YOU HAVE TO BE
VERY CAREFUL WHEN...Copy !req
652. I NEED TO FIND THE MAN
WHO WAS HERE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
653. WHAT'S
HIS NAME?Copy !req
654. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
655. WHO?Copy !req
656. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
657. HIS NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
658. THAT'S IT,
YUCK IT UP.Copy !req
659. HE HAPPENS TO BE A CLOSE,
PERSONAL FRIEND OF MINE.Copy !req
660. NA-NA, NA-NA-NA.Copy !req
661. FIFTH-GRADERS THINK
THEY KNOW EVERYTHING.Copy !req
662. I KNOW WHO YOU'RE
TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
663. HE'S THAT POOR OLD MAN THE
POLICE TOOK AWAY YESTERDAY.Copy !req
664. UH-UH-UH.Copy !req
665. SANTA CLAUS
GOT BUSTED?Copy !req
666. I GOTTA GO.Copy !req
667. WHAT I REALLY WANTED
FOR CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
668. WAS A MILLION DOLLARS
IN SMALL, UNMARKED BILLS.Copy !req
669. GUESS WHAT!Copy !req
670. I WASN'T DOING ANYTHING.
I WAS GUARDING IT.Copy !req
671. SANTA'S IN
THE SLAMMER.Copy !req
672. WE'VE GOT TO
GET HIM OUT.Copy !req
673. IS VAGRANCY
A CAPITAL CRIME?Copy !req
674. NO LADY,
YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT.Copy !req
675. PUT IT BACK.Copy !req
676. I HATE TO INTERRUPT,
CHIEF SPENKS,Copy !req
677. BUT HE'S FROM
THE GOVERNOR'S OFFICE.Copy !req
678. GREAT, THAT'S JUST
WHAT I NEED TODAY;Copy !req
679. SOME KNOW-NOTHING FROM THE
CAPITAL COMING DOWN HERE...Copy !req
680. AND TELLING ME
HOW TO RUN MY...Copy !req
681. HELLO, I'M CHIEF SPENKS.
HOW CAN I HELP YOU?Copy !req
682. CLEMENTH, HERE.
OSCAR CLEMENTH.Copy !req
683. I'M WITH THE GOVERNOR'S
STATE CORRECTIONAL...Copy !req
684. INSTITUTIONAL PRISONER
FAIR TREATMENT TASK FORCE.Copy !req
685. AND THIS IS THE
GOVERNOR'S NIECE,Copy !req
686. MINDY.Copy !req
687. MINDY'S WRITING
A SCHOOL PAPER...Copy !req
688. ON "HOW GOVERNMENT
REALLY WORKS."Copy !req
689. HOW NICE.Copy !req
690. THIS IS A SURPRISE
INSPECTION, CHIEF.Copy !req
691. NOW, WAIT
JUST A MINUTE.Copy !req
692. DO YOU NEED AN EDUCATION TO BE
CHIEF, OR CAN ANYBODY DO IT?Copy !req
693. WE HAD TO
FIGHT THROUGH...Copy !req
694. AN ARMY OF TV CAMERAMEN
JUST TO GET IN HERE.Copy !req
695. NOW, LOOK HERE...Copy !req
696. IS THAT "SPINKS"
OR "SPENKS."Copy !req
697. I CAN'T TELL
YOU WHAT A...Copy !req
698. PET PROJECT THIS IS
OF GOVERNOR ELLINGTON'S.Copy !req
699. TV CAMERAMEN. ARE WE
COMMUNICATING HERE?Copy !req
700. WERE YOU ELECTED
INTO OFFICE,Copy !req
701. OR DID YOU JUST
BUY YOUR WAY IN?Copy !req
702. ISN'T SHE
A DOLL?Copy !req
703. THE GOAL
OF THIS FACILITY...Copy !req
704. IS TO REHABILITATE
AND RETRAIN THE WHOLE MAN;Copy !req
705. AND TO MAKE POSSIBLE HIS
SMOOTH REENTRY INTO SOCIETY,Copy !req
706. ONCE HE'S PAID FOR
THE CRIMES HE'S COMMITTED.Copy !req
707. THESE ARE OUR MOST
RECENT OFFENDERS.Copy !req
708. OPEN "D" CELL.Copy !req
709. BE SURE TO TAKE
COPIOUS NOTES, MINDY,Copy !req
710. AND WATCH THAT
PENMANSHIP.Copy !req
711. WHO'S THE
OLD MAN?Copy !req
712. UM, MR. SANTOS.Copy !req
713. MR. SANTOS,Copy !req
714. HOW HAVE YOU BEEN TREATED
SINCE YOU'VE BEEN HERE?Copy !req
715. MY NAME IS
SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
716. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
717. SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
718. DID HE SAY
"SANTA CLAUS"?Copy !req
719. I THINK SO.Copy !req
720. MY GOOD MAN, YOU
ARE NOT SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
721. I AM!Copy !req
722. - ARE NOT.
- AM TOO!Copy !req
723. - ARE NOT.
- AM TOO!Copy !req
724. ARE NOT!Copy !req
725. I AM TOO,
AND YOU KNOW IT!Copy !req
726. THIS MAN THINKS
HE IS SANTA CLAUS,Copy !req
727. AND YOU KEEP HIM IN
A CELL WITH REGULAR,Copy !req
728. ORDINARY, EVERYDAY,
HARMLESS CRIMINALS?Copy !req
729. EXCUSE ME,Copy !req
730. BUT HE REALLY
IS SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
731. YOU SEE THAT?
INFECTIOUS INSANITY.Copy !req
732. THIS MAN NEEDS
TO BE ISOLATED.Copy !req
733. ARE YOU
GETTING THIS?
UNCLE HERBERT
WILL BE SHOCKED.Copy !req
734. MAYBE IT'S A MISTAKE;
A CLERICAL ERROR.Copy !req
735. IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS?Copy !req
736. LOOK AT THOSE
BEADY TWINKLING EYES,Copy !req
737. THOSE MERRY CHEEKS.Copy !req
738. I BET WHEN HE LAUGHS HE SHAKES
LIKE A BOWL FULL OF JELLY.Copy !req
739. CALL MY OFFICE AND
TELL THEM I'M TAKING...Copy !req
740. THIS MENACE TO SOCIETY
TO THE PADDED PARTY ROOM.Copy !req
741. I HATE FOR YOU TO HAVE
TO SEE THIS, MY DEAR.Copy !req
742. I'D HATE FOR UNCLE HERBERT
TO HAVE TO SEE THIS.Copy !req
743. OH, DON'T TELL HIM.Copy !req
744. THE GOVERNOR WOULD
MAKE A THROW RUG...Copy !req
745. OUT OF THIS MAN'S
CHEST HAIR.Copy !req
746. MOVE IT, POPS!Copy !req
747. SEE YOU, SANTA.Copy !req
748. TAKE IT EASY, SANTA.Copy !req
749. CAN WE STILL
GET ICE CREAM?Copy !req
750. OF COURSE WE
CAN, BUT NONE FOR HIM.Copy !req
751. WE'LL BE GOOD!Copy !req
752. ALL RIGHT! WAS THAT
COOL OR WHAT?Copy !req
753. "IS THIS THE WAY
GOVERNMENT REALLY WORKS?"Copy !req
754. THEY BOUGHT IT!
OH, WHAT A TEAM.Copy !req
755. THAT WAS CLOSE.
THANK YOU, ERNEST.Copy !req
756. TIME IS
RUNNING OUT.Copy !req
757. THIS IS GREAT.Copy !req
758. YOU ARE THE MOST FAMOUS
PERSON I'VE EVER MET.Copy !req
759. "MR. TWINKLE IN THE EYE,"Copy !req
760. "MR. ROSY CHEEKS,"Copy !req
761. "MR. HO-HO!"Copy !req
762. I'VE GOT SUGARPLUMS DANCING
IN MY HEAD AS WE SPEAK.Copy !req
763. ERNEST,Copy !req
764. CHILL OUT,
WILL YOU?Copy !req
765. SHE STILL DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN YOU.Copy !req
766. GET REAL.Copy !req
767. NOBODY BELIEVES
IN SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
768. OH, SHE'S BEEN THIS WAY
SINCE THAT CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
769. WHEN I BROUGHT HER A DOLL
INSTEAD OF A BASEBALL MITT.Copy !req
770. HAVEN'T YOU, PAMELA?Copy !req
771. YOU SEE,
I TOOK OVER...Copy !req
772. THE POSITION OF
SANTA CLAUS, IN 1889,Copy !req
773. FROM A GERMAN CHAP.Copy !req
774. I ENJOYED
EVERY SECOND OF IT.Copy !req
775. THEN HOW COME YOU DON'T WANT
TO BE SANTA CLAUS ANYMORE?Copy !req
776. NO, NO,
IT ISN'T THAT.Copy !req
777. YOU SEE, WITH THE
PASSING OF TIME,Copy !req
778. THE MAGIC FADES.Copy !req
779. I'VE GOT SOME JUMPER CABLES
IN THE BACK...Copy !req
780. IF YOU NEED
RECHARGING.Copy !req
781. NO, ERNEST.Copy !req
782. IT'S RECHARGED
THROUGH THE PASSING...Copy !req
783. FROM ONE PERSON
TO THE NEXT.Copy !req
784. THAT'S WHY JOE CARRUTHERS
IS SO IMPORTANT.Copy !req
785. I'VE GOT TO MAKE HIM
THE NEXT SANTA CLAUS...Copy !req
786. BEFORE 7:00 TONIGHT.Copy !req
787. OR I'M AFRAID...Copy !req
788. THE MAGIC OF CHRISTMAS,Copy !req
789. THE JOYS AND FEELINGS,Copy !req
790. WILL BE GONE FOREVER.Copy !req
791. THAT'S WHY
WE'VE GOT TO FIND JOE.Copy !req
792. MARTY'S OFFICE
IS ON THE 2nd FLOOR.Copy !req
793. THESE STEPS MIGHT AS WELL
BE MOUNT EVEREST.Copy !req
794. HOLD ON
A SECOND, HON.Copy !req
795. SUPERIOR TALENT, INC.
MARTY BROCK'S...Copy !req
796. IS MY SECOND-BORN SON
WITHOUT A SLIVER OF GRATITUDE?Copy !req
797. HE WOULDN'T EVEN PICK UP
HIS OWN MOTHER AT THE AIRPORT.Copy !req
798. I'M ONLY GLAD HIS FATHER
NEVER LIVED TO SEE THE DAY...Copy !req
799. WHEN HIS SON WOULD TREAT
HIS OWN MOTHER THIS WAY.Copy !req
800. ME, A LONELY
OLD WOMAN...Copy !req
801. FORCED TO COPE IN A
WORLD OF INDIFFERENCE.Copy !req
802. HOLD ON
JUST A MINUTE.Copy !req
803. WHERE IS HE?
WHERE IS MARTIN?Copy !req
804. I NEED HIM TO HELP ME
WITH MY WILL.Copy !req
805. HAVING WALKED FROM THE
AIRPORT, I'll BE DEAD SOON.Copy !req
806. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
HE'S WITH A CLIENT.Copy !req
807. THAT'S LIFE FOR YOU.Copy !req
808. YOU HAVE TWO SONS;
ONE GOOD, ONE BAD.Copy !req
809. AND WOULDN'T
YOU KNOW IT,Copy !req
810. WITH MY LUCK,
THE GOOD ONE DIES!Copy !req
811. BUT MRS. BROCK, I'M SURE HE
DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE COMING.Copy !req
812. DON'T SIDE WITH HIM, HONEY.
THERE'S NO FUTURE IN IT.Copy !req
813. JUST TELL ME
WHERE HE IS.Copy !req
814. I HOPE ERNEST HAS
SUCCESS FINDING JOE.Copy !req
815. HE'S BEEN IN THERE
A LONG TIME.Copy !req
816. AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T
KICK HIM OUT RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
817. YOUR MOTHER MUST
BE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
818. WHAT?
WELL, YOU'VE BEEN
GONE A MONTH NOW.Copy !req
819. THAT'S A LONG TIME FOR A GIRL
YOUR AGE TO BE ON HER OWN.Copy !req
820. YOU KNOW,
THAT IS SO FUNNY.Copy !req
821. PEOPLE DO THIS TO ME
ALL THE TIME.Copy !req
822. EVERYBODY THINKS I'M
REALLY YOUNG, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
823. BUT I'M NOT.Copy !req
824. I'M 22.Copy !req
825. MY MISTAKE.Copy !req
826. I MIXED YOU UP
WITH SOMEONE...Copy !req
827. WHOSE PARENTS HAD SOME
PROBLEMS LAST YEAR.Copy !req
828. THEY GOT SO WRAPPED UP
IN THEMSELVES...Copy !req
829. THAT THEY FORGOT
THAT SHE...Copy !req
830. NEEDED A LITTLE
ATTENTION, TOO.Copy !req
831. NO.Copy !req
832. I...Copy !req
833. I DON'T KNOW
ANYBODY LIKE THAT.Copy !req
834. SOUNDS TO ME LIKE SHE OUGHT TO
WISE UP TO THE WAY THINGS ARE,Copy !req
835. AND JUST START LOOKING
OUT FOR HERSELF.Copy !req
836. HEY, ERNEST!Copy !req
837. HOW'D IT GO?
IT WORKED GREAT!Copy !req
838. VICTORY
IS AT HAND.Copy !req
839. NOW, WE HAVE
TO MOVE ON...Copy !req
840. TO WHAT I LIKE
TO CALL "PLAN B."Copy !req
841. LET'S GET MOVING.Copy !req
842. ALL RIGHT,
ANOTHER SCAM!Copy !req
843. I CAN'T TELL YOU HOW
PLEASED THEY WERE...Copy !req
844. WITH YOUR
PERFORMANCE YESTERDAY.Copy !req
845. IT'S JUST FANTASTIC HOW WELL
BLAKE'S COSTUMES FIT YOU.Copy !req
846. I WAS READING THE SCRIPT,
AND I'M A BIT CONCERNED...
ABOUT WHAT?Copy !req
847. THAT FATE DROPPED A LEAD
RIGHT INTO YOUR LAP?Copy !req
848. WHAT SHOULD WE DO
ABOUT THE BEARD?Copy !req
849. LEAVE IT.
LOSE IT.Copy !req
850. UNTIL I KNOW
IF I WANT TO DO THIS.Copy !req
851. WHAT?Copy !req
852. WHAT A KIDDER!Copy !req
853. DON'T YOU JUST
LOVE THIS GUY?Copy !req
854. CHEMISTRY.
I CAN FEEL IT.Copy !req
855. CAN YOU FEEL IT?Copy !req
856. CAN YOU?Copy !req
857. YES, YOU CAN.Copy !req
858. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
859. TAKE REAL GOOD
CARE OF THIS.Copy !req
860. ME AND
FATHER CHRISTMAS...Copy !req
861. ARE GOING TO
DIAMOND WORLD PICTURES,Copy !req
862. WHERE WE WILL SUCCESSFULLY
COMPLETE OUR MISSION.Copy !req
863. YOU GONNA BE OKAY?
I'll BE FINE.Copy !req
864. WE'RE GONNA GO FIND
JOE AT THE STUDIO.Copy !req
865. OKAY, CALL ME CAUTIOUS
IF YOU WANT TO,Copy !req
866. BUT BETTER
SAFE THAN SORRY.Copy !req
867. OKAY, WHAT'S
IN THE TRUCK?Copy !req
868. IS THIS WHERE THE
HORROR MOVIE FOLK BE?Copy !req
869. WHAT?Copy !req
870. I GOT A TRUCKLOAD
OF SNAKES...Copy !req
871. FOR THEM
HORROR MOVIE FOLK.Copy !req
872. WELL, I'D BETTER
TAKE A LOOK.Copy !req
873. CAREFUL NOW,
THEY BE POISON.Copy !req
874. POISON SNAKES.Copy !req
875. ONE MINUTE,
YOU'RE A BIG...Copy !req
876. STRAPPIN' HEALTHY MAN,
AND THE NEXT...Copy !req
877. SSSSNAP!Copy !req
878. YOU'RE DEAD MEAT!
DEEP SIX.Copy !req
879. CAREFUL, NOW.Copy !req
880. THEY'LL
KNOT UP ON YA.Copy !req
881. THEM POISON SNAKES
WILL DO THAT.Copy !req
882. GONNA GET 'EM
ALL RILED UP.Copy !req
883. WHEN THEY GET KNOTTED UP
ON YOU LIKE THAT,Copy !req
884. THEY GET REAL CRAZY.Copy !req
885. ESPECIALLY ON A DAY
LIKE TODAY...Copy !req
886. WHEN IT'S REAL HOT.Copy !req
887. HUH!Copy !req
888. YOU WANT ONE
FOR YOUR BOY?Copy !req
889. I GAVE ONE TO
MY BOY LAST YEAR.Copy !req
890. JUST TAKE THE TRUCK
OVER TO STAGE 5.Copy !req
891. THAT'S ALL THESE
MOVIE PEOPLE WANT.Copy !req
892. POISON!Copy !req
893. OKAY.Copy !req
894. NO.Copy !req
895. SHE SAID "NO."Copy !req
896. QUIET!Copy !req
897. OKAY,
EVERYBODY, READY?Copy !req
898. ROLL
PLAYBACK.Copy !req
899. OKAY, ROLL,
PLEASE.Copy !req
900. CHRISTMAS SLEIGH TEST.
SCENE 94. TAKE ONE.Copy !req
901. AND MARK.Copy !req
902. READY
AND ACTION.Copy !req
903. CAN WE SLEEP
WITH THE LIGHT ON TONIGHT?Copy !req
904. I THINK WE CAN
SPARE THE ELECTRICITY.Copy !req
905. NOW OFF TO BED
WITH BOTH OF YOU!Copy !req
906. YOU DON'T WANT TO BE
AWAKE WHEN SANTA ARRIVES.Copy !req
907. COME ON,
OFF YOU GO.Copy !req
908. OKAY, THE KIDS
ARE GONE.Copy !req
909. IT'S TIME TO
SET OUT THE TOYS.Copy !req
910. YOU'RE BUBBLING OVER
WITH THE, UH...Copy !req
911. CHRISTMAS
SPIRIT.
CHRISTMAS SPIRIT.Copy !req
912. THEN YOU
HEAR SOMETHING.Copy !req
913. WHAT IS IT?
YOU DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
914. IT'S OUTSIDE
THE DOOR.Copy !req
915. YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
916. NOW, IT MIGHT BE...Copy !req
917. OLD SAINT
NICK.
OLD SAINT NICK.Copy !req
918. SHOULD YOU
OPEN THE DOOR?Copy !req
919. OR NOT?Copy !req
920. ROARRR!Copy !req
921. ROARRR!
DIE, YOU SON
OF A...Copy !req
922. SON OF A...Copy !req
923. CUT.Copy !req
924. CUT!Copy !req
925. IS THERE
A PROBLEM, JOE?Copy !req
926. WELL, I SORT OF
CAN'T SAY THAT.Copy !req
927. THE KIDS ARE
RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
928. IT'S NOTHING THEY
HAVEN'T HEARD BEFORE.Copy !req
929. NOT FROM ME.Copy !req
930. LISTEN, JOEY.Copy !req
931. WE'RE NOT INTO GRATUITOUS
BAD LANGUAGE HERE.Copy !req
932. IT'S IMPORTANT
YOU SHOW YOUR ANGER.Copy !req
933. OTHERWISE, IT'S
TOTALLY UNMOTIVATED...Copy !req
934. WHEN YOU PICK UP THE AXE
AND HACK HIM TO PIECES.Copy !req
935. GOOD
HEAVENS!Copy !req
936. WHO'S THIS?
OH, NO.Copy !req
937. JOE, I THOUGHT THIS
MOTION PICTURE...Copy !req
938. WAS CALLED
"CHRISTMAS SLEIGH."Copy !req
939. I CAN HANDLE THIS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
940. I OWN A SLEIGH.Copy !req
941. I DON'T SEE WHAT
THIS HAS TO DO WITH...Copy !req
942. NO, NO.Copy !req
943. "SLAY, SLAY."Copy !req
944. NOT "SLEIGH,"
BUT "SLAY."Copy !req
945. S-L-A-Y.Copy !req
946. WHAT?Copy !req
947. IT'S ABOUT AN ALIEN
FROM OUTER SPACE.Copy !req
948. HE COMES AND TERRORIZES A BUNCH
OF KIDS OVER CHRISTMAS VACATION.Copy !req
949. TERRORIZES CHILDREN,
DID YOU SAY?Copy !req
950. AT CHRISTMAS TIME?Copy !req
951. WHERE DID
HE COME FROM?Copy !req
952. WE NEVER SAW
HIM BEFORE, GUYS.Copy !req
953. HONEST.Copy !req
954. LISTEN, MARTY,Copy !req
955. THE GUY SEEMS BOUND
AND DETERMINED...Copy !req
956. TO TALK TO ME.Copy !req
957. LET ME SIT DOWN WITH HIM
FOR A FEW MINUTES,Copy !req
958. LET HIM GET WHATEVER HE
HAS TO SAY OFF HIS CHEST,Copy !req
959. AND THEN I'll
SEND HIM ON HIS WAY.Copy !req
960. I PROMISE.Copy !req
961. WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO TALK TO HIM ABOUT?Copy !req
962. FLYING REINDEER?Copy !req
963. WE'RE WITH THE
ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY.Copy !req
964. YOU GUYS SAY YOU HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH REINDEER?Copy !req
965. COME ON, GUYS,
WE HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.Copy !req
966. WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM, HUH?Copy !req
967. WHAT THE...
OH, FLYING...Copy !req
968. REINDEER.Copy !req
969. UM, THAT'S
NOT US.
NO.Copy !req
970. YOU NEED
AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL.Copy !req
971. YEAH, AIR
TRAFFIC CONTROL.Copy !req
972. FROM THIS LONGITUDE,
YOU MUST LEAVE BY 7:00.Copy !req
973. ANY LATER, AND YOU'LL
RUN INTO DAYLIGHT...Copy !req
974. BEFORE YOU GET
TO THE END OF THE TRIP.Copy !req
975. SO, I'VE
ARRANGED...
HOLD IT.Copy !req
976. YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT EVERY
CHILD IN THE WHOLE WORLD...Copy !req
977. IN ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
978. NO, YOU SEE,
MANY OF THEM...Copy !req
979. HOLD CULTURAL BELIEFS THAT
DON'T INCLUDE SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
980. HAVE YOU ANY IDEA HOW MANY
CHILDREN ARE IN THE WORLD?Copy !req
981. 1,789,635,142.Copy !req
982. WELL, THAT'S
A BALLPARK FIGURE.Copy !req
983. IF I'M GOING TOO QUICK,
JUST SAY SO.Copy !req
984. MA-MA, MA-MA.Copy !req
985. COME ON.Copy !req
986. SOMEBODY MUST HAVE
ASKED FOR SOMETHING GOOD;Copy !req
987. A STEREO,
SOME JEWELRY.Copy !req
988. HEY, YOU!
YEAH?Copy !req
989. IS THIS
YOUR TRUCK?
YUP.Copy !req
990. ARE YOU THE
SNAKE GUY?
YEAH.Copy !req
991. OKAY, BOYS,Copy !req
992. BRING 'EM ON
OVER HERE.Copy !req
993. YEAH, THANKS.Copy !req
994. I'll COUNT 'EM LATER.Copy !req
995. EWW-HEWW.Copy !req
996. LISTEN, YOU SEEM TO BE
VERY MUCH INTO THIS.Copy !req
997. WHY DON'T YOU JUST CONTINUE
BEING SANTA CLAUS YOURSELF?Copy !req
998. NOTHING WOULD GIVE
ME MORE PLEASURE.Copy !req
999. BUT JOE, WHAT I'M TALKING
ABOUT IS A TORCH;Copy !req
1000. A BRIGHT, SHINING TORCH,
THAT IS CARRIED FOR AWHILE...Copy !req
1001. AND THEN PASSED ON
TO ANOTHER.Copy !req
1002. IF IT'S NOT
PASSED ON,Copy !req
1003. THE FLAME
FLICKERS AND DIES.Copy !req
1004. YOU KNOW, I'VE CARRIED THIS
TORCH FOR MORE SEASONS...Copy !req
1005. THAN I SHOULD
HAVE DONE.Copy !req
1006. BECAUSE I LOVED
IT SO MUCH.Copy !req
1007. BUT NOW, I'VE TAKEN
TO MAKING NOTES.Copy !req
1008. WELL, YOU CAN'T
DO IT THAT WAY.Copy !req
1009. IT SHOULDN'T
BE DONE THAT WAY.Copy !req
1010. IT CAN'T BE
DONE THAT WAY.Copy !req
1011. IT'S TIME
FOR SOMEONE NEW.Copy !req
1012. IT'S TIME
FOR YOU, JOE.Copy !req
1013. AHH,
MORE KID STUFF.Copy !req
1014. I NEED MORE TIME.Copy !req
1015. HOW'D IT GO?Copy !req
1016. I DON'T THINK I'D RIDE
BACK THERE IF I WERE YOU.Copy !req
1017. WHY DON'T YOU RIDE UP
HERE WITH ME, OKAY?Copy !req
1018. OHHH.Copy !req
1019. DID YOU GET
RID OF HIM?Copy !req
1020. UH, YEAH.
YEAH, I DID.Copy !req
1021. I FEEL AS
LIGHT AS A BUBBLE, MY BOY.Copy !req
1022. YOU HAVE NO IDEA
WHAT A RELIEF THIS IS.Copy !req
1023. NOW, I MUST PICK
UP THE SACK,Copy !req
1024. THEN GO TO THE
CHILDREN'S MUSEUM...Copy !req
1025. WHERE I'VE ARRANGED
TO MEET JOE.Copy !req
1026. HE MUST LEAVE
BY 7:00 AT THE LATEST.Copy !req
1027. WHAT ABOUT THE SLEIGH
AND THE 8 TINY REINDEER?Copy !req
1028. THEY'RE AT THE AIRPORT WAITING
FOR MY HELPERS TO PICK THEM UP.Copy !req
1029. YOU WANT TO GO FROM
THE AIRPORT...Copy !req
1030. TO DOWNTOWN
AT RUSH-HOUR?Copy !req
1031. YES. IS THERE
A PROBLEM?Copy !req
1032. THEY'LL BE BUNCHED IN THERE
LIKE CATERPILLARS...Copy !req
1033. OR SNAKES!
AHHH!Copy !req
1034. OH, HI.
BETTER GET
MOVING.Copy !req
1035. IT'S TIME FOR THE
3 MUSKETEERS TO SADDLE UP...Copy !req
1036. AND RIDE TO GLORY.
KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1037. I-I-I DON'T KNOW.
I THINK, UM...Copy !req
1038. I THINK I'VE GOT
SOMETHING ELSE TO DO.Copy !req
1039. I'M JUST GONNA
GET MY STUFF.Copy !req
1040. YOU BETTER
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
1041. WHY?Copy !req
1042. WELL,
CALL IT...Copy !req
1043. A FIFTH SENSE.
CALL IT...Copy !req
1044. A FLASH
OF INTERMISSION,Copy !req
1045. BUT I'VE GOT THIS FEELING DEEP
DOWN IN THE HEART OF MY BOTTOM.Copy !req
1046. OH, I SEE.Copy !req
1047. SHE COULDN'T DO
ANYTHING LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1048. STILL, I'D FEEL
A WHOLE LOT BETTER...Copy !req
1049. IF WE LOOKED
IN THE SACK.Copy !req
1050. AH, WOULD YOU PUT
THIS IN THE PICKUP?Copy !req
1051. SURE.Copy !req
1052. TRUST PEOPLE.Copy !req
1053. IT PAYS OFF MORE OFTEN
THAN YOU THINK.Copy !req
1054. ARE YOU READY TO GO?Copy !req
1055. ME?Copy !req
1056. UM, NO.Copy !req
1057. I'VE GOT TO MEET
MY COUSIN, YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1058. SHE'S HERE IN TOWN,
AND SHE CALLED ME.Copy !req
1059. SHE SAID SHE HAD
SOME CLOTHES FOR ME.Copy !req
1060. SO I'M GOING TO GO
AND TRY 'EM ON, YOU KNOW?Copy !req
1061. SEE IF THEY
FIT AND STUFF.Copy !req
1062. I'll SEE YOU LATER.Copy !req
1063. BYE.Copy !req
1064. WISH US LUCK.Copy !req
1065. OH, YEAH.
LUCK.Copy !req
1066. BYE.Copy !req
1067. THERE YOU GO.
DOOR TO DOOR SERVICE.Copy !req
1068. THIS LOOKS LIKE THE
RIGHT PLACE OVER HERE.Copy !req
1069. SANTA, I'VE GOT
TO GET GOING.Copy !req
1070. YOUR BOYS ARE FACING
RUSH-HOUR TRAFFIC.Copy !req
1071. I'VE GOT TO MAKE SURE
THEY GET YOU-KNOW-WHAT...Copy !req
1072. OVER TO YOU-KNOW-WHERE
BY YOU-KNOW-WHEN.Copy !req
1073. YEAH.Copy !req
1074. JOE?Copy !req
1075. JOE, ARE
YOU HOME?Copy !req
1076. YEAH. JUST
A SECOND.Copy !req
1077. HOW DID YOU
FIND MY HOUSE?Copy !req
1078. WELL, IT COMES
WITH THE JOB.Copy !req
1079. WHAT?Copy !req
1080. WHAT DID YOU
DO TO YOURSELF?Copy !req
1081. IF YOU
MUST KNOW,Copy !req
1082. I NEEDED TO TURN
THE CLOCK BACK.Copy !req
1083. WELL, I SHALL
HAVE TO FIGURE OUT...Copy !req
1084. HOW TO DEAL
WITH THIS.Copy !req
1085. WE CAN TALK ON OUR WAY
TO THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM.Copy !req
1086. LOOK,Copy !req
1087. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1088. I REALLY DON'T
KNOW HOW TO...Copy !req
1089. DEAL WITH
SOMETHING LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1090. COME WITH ME.
I WILL PROVE TO YOU...Copy !req
1091. WHY ME? WHY NOT PICK
ON SOMEBODY ELSE?Copy !req
1092. BECAUSE YOU HAVE
THE QUALITIES;Copy !req
1093. THE UNDERSTANDING
OF CHILDREN.Copy !req
1094. YOU HAVE
THE MAGIC...Copy !req
1095. INSIDE YOU.Copy !req
1096. WHAT'S THIS
SUPPOSED TO BE?Copy !req
1097. MY MAGIC
SACK OF TOYS?Copy !req
1098. LOOK, IT'S JUST
FEATHERS!Copy !req
1099. I KNOW IT'S
FEATHERS!Copy !req
1100. THE REAL SACK
WAS TAKEN.Copy !req
1101. I HAVE ABSOLUTE FAITH
THAT IT WILL BE RETURNED.Copy !req
1102. AT THE CHILDREN'S
MUSEUM, RIGHT?Copy !req
1103. THANKS.Copy !req
1104. NO, THANKS.Copy !req
1105. LOOK,Copy !req
1106. I HAVE AN
APPOINTMENT TO KEEP...Copy !req
1107. WITH PEOPLE WHO WANT
TO GIVE ME MORE THAN JUST,Copy !req
1108. YOU KNOW,
FEATHERS.Copy !req
1109. JOE,Copy !req
1110. SEARCH YOUR HEART.Copy !req
1111. THERE MUST BE SOMETHING
THAT CAN CONVINCE YOU...Copy !req
1112. OF THE TRUTH.Copy !req
1113. IN A WAY,
I WISH THERE WAS,Copy !req
1114. BUT I HAVEN'T
SEEN IT YET.Copy !req
1115. HOW FAR WILL
THIS GET ME?Copy !req
1116. WHERE DO YOU
WANT TO GO?Copy !req
1117. DOESN'T MATTER.Copy !req
1118. ANYWHERE...Copy !req
1119. AWAY FROM HERE.Copy !req
1120. PROBABLY
GET YOU TO MIAMI;Copy !req
1121. LEAVES ABOUT 6:40.Copy !req
1122. THERE'S
NOTHING SOONER?Copy !req
1123. NOT ON
CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1124. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1125. ARE WE GONNA
MISS SANTA?Copy !req
1126. NO, HONEY.Copy !req
1127. HE ONLY BRINGS YOU
PRESENTS IF YOU'RE GOOD.Copy !req
1128. BOBBY, SIT DOWN HERE!Copy !req
1129. EXCUSE ME, CAN YOU TELL ME
IF THIS BUS GOES DOWNTOWN?Copy !req
1130. ALL THE WAY
TO THE TRAIN STATION.Copy !req
1131. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1132. HEY, YOU LOOK LIKE
SOMETHING'S AWFULLY WRONG.Copy !req
1133. MISJUDGED SOMEBODY,
THAT'S ALL.Copy !req
1134. WELL, YOU CAN'T JUDGE
A BOOK BY ITS COVER.Copy !req
1135. NO WAY.Copy !req
1136. OH, WELL,Copy !req
1137. IF I COULD BE WRONG
ABOUT ONE PERSON,Copy !req
1138. I GUESS I COULD
BE WRONG ABOUT ANOTHER.Copy !req
1139. BOBBY, SEE THAT ONE
RIGHT THERE?Copy !req
1140. RIGHT THERE!
FIFTY LAPS!Copy !req
1141. NOW, THE WAY
I'VE GOT IT FIGURED,Copy !req
1142. THESE RASCALS...Copy !req
1143. ARE WARMING UP
FOR SOMETHING REAL BIG.Copy !req
1144. YOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE.
ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL...Copy !req
1145. OF EASTERN AIRLINES FLIGHT 835
FROM TORONTO AT GATE 21-A.Copy !req
1146. HEY, FELLAS, THE
SLEIGH'S DOWN HERE.Copy !req
1147. LOOK NOW, FELLAS,Copy !req
1148. I'VE GOT TO HAVE
THOSE REINDEER...Copy !req
1149. AT THE CHILDREN'S MUSEUM,
LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO.Copy !req
1150. KNOW WHAT
I MEAN?Copy !req
1151. YOUR NAME ELMES?Copy !req
1152. ERNEST.Copy !req
1153. YOUR NAME
AIN'T ELMES?Copy !req
1154. NO, ERNEST.Copy !req
1155. ERNEST.Copy !req
1156. WELL, EH, ERNEST,
WE'VE BEEN HOLDING...Copy !req
1157. THESE FLEABAGS FOR
A FELLOW NAMED ELMES.Copy !req
1158. NOW, WE GOT SOME
REAL GOOD QUESTIONS,Copy !req
1159. AND HE BETTER HAVE
SOME REAL GOOD ANSWERS.Copy !req
1160. LOOK, FELLAS, YOU GOT
TO HELP ME OUT HERE.Copy !req
1161. FIRST, LET ME ASK YOU
ONE QUESTION.Copy !req
1162. DO YOU BELIEVE
IN SANTA CLAUS?Copy !req
1163. FOR SOME REASON, I KNEW
THAT THIS QUESTION...Copy !req
1164. WAS GOING
TO COME UP.Copy !req
1165. WELCOME TO
ORLANDO.Copy !req
1166. NEXT, PLEASE.Copy !req
1167. NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1168. NEXT IN LINE,
PLEASE.Copy !req
1169. WHY NOT?Copy !req
1170. IT'S CHRISTMAS,
AIN'T IT?Copy !req
1171. THANKS, SKIPPY.Copy !req
1172. NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
1173. I GOT NO WAYBILL.
I GOT NO...Copy !req
1174. SECOND PARTY
PICK UP RELEASE.Copy !req
1175. I GOT NO CUSTOMS
QUARANTINE WAIVER.Copy !req
1176. WELL, THEN, YOU
AIN'T GOT NO REINDEER,Copy !req
1177. 'CAUSE WE'RE SAVING THEM
FOR A FELLOW NAMED HELPER ELMES.Copy !req
1178. HELPER ELVES.Copy !req
1179. YOU GOT
AN I.D.?Copy !req
1180. TA DA!Copy !req
1181. WELL, THAT
OUGHT TO DO IT.Copy !req
1182. WE DON'T HAVE
TIME TO LOSE.Copy !req
1183. OKAY, FELLAS,
MOVE 'EM OUT!Copy !req
1184. OH!Copy !req
1185. OKAY, EVERYBODY
ON BOARD!Copy !req
1186. I WILL NOT
ALLOW US...Copy !req
1187. TO MISS OUR
R-R-RENDEZVOUS...Copy !req
1188. WITH DESTINY.Copy !req
1189. FRONT SEAT!
SHOTGUN!Copy !req
1190. OW!Copy !req
1191. WE'LL NEVER MAKE IT
ON THE FREEWAY,Copy !req
1192. BUT FORTUNATELY,Copy !req
1193. I KNOW A
SHORTCUT.Copy !req
1194. I'VE BEEN
THIS WAY BEFORE.Copy !req
1195. OH, NO.
THE GATE'S CLOSED.Copy !req
1196. IT'S NOT
WHO YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1197. IT'S WHAT
YOU KNOW.Copy !req
1198. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1199. DON'T BLOW IT,
ELROD.Copy !req
1200. WE GOT LOTS
AT STAKE HERE.Copy !req
1201. TRUST ME.Copy !req
1202. GOOD NIGHT.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1203. WELL, EVERYONE ELSE HAS
FAMILIES TO GO HOME TO.Copy !req
1204. I VOLUNTEERED
TO STAY LATE.Copy !req
1205. MERRY CHRISTMAS.
MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1206. THE 6:40 TO MIAMI,
ARRIVING ON TIME.Copy !req
1207. MOMMA, HOW DOES SANTA
CARRY ALL HIS PRESENTS?Copy !req
1208. - IN HIS SACK.
- HOW DO THEY ALL FIT?Copy !req
1209. I DON'T KNOW. MAYBE
IT'S SOME SORT OF MAGIC.Copy !req
1210. YOU DON'T STILL BELIEVE
IN THAT STUFF, DO YOU?Copy !req
1211. WELL, THERE YOU GO.
I MESSED THINGS UP, LIKE ALWAYS.Copy !req
1212. ONLY NOW, I MESSED UP
CHRISTMAS FOR EVERYBODY.Copy !req
1213. MY FAVORITE
TIME OF YEAR,Copy !req
1214. AND I BLEW IT!Copy !req
1215. IF SANTA
WERE HERE,Copy !req
1216. HE'D KNOW
WHAT TO DO.Copy !req
1217. YEAH?
WHAT WOULD HE DO?Copy !req
1218. I'VE GOT IT!Copy !req
1219. UH-OH, BIG RED
AIN'T GOING TO LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1220. WELL, I SEE NO NEED
TO BEAT AROUND THE BUSH.Copy !req
1221. WE KNOW WHY
WE'RE HERE.Copy !req
1222. JOE, WE WANT YOU
TO DO THE PICTURE.Copy !req
1223. WE ALL DO.Copy !req
1224. RIGHT GUYS?Copy !req
1225. THESE REFLECT THE
FIGURES THAT WE DISCUSSED.Copy !req
1226. KEEP IN MIND, THIS KIND OF FILM
USUALLY GENERATES SEQUELS.Copy !req
1227. "CHRISTMAS SLAY 2-3-4."Copy !req
1228. GREAT.
IT'S GREAT.Copy !req
1229. LOOK,
BEFORE WE SIGN,Copy !req
1230. I NEED TO GO OVER
A FEW PROBLEMS...Copy !req
1231. I HAVE WITH
THE SCRIPT.Copy !req
1232. PROBLEMS?Copy !req
1233. CAN'T WE DO SOMETHING ABOUT
THE VIOLENCE AND BAD LANGUAGE?Copy !req
1234. WHO DO YOU THINK
YOU ARE?Copy !req
1235. YOU CAN'T DICTATE
CHANGES TO ME.Copy !req
1236. YOU'RE NOT
A STAR.Copy !req
1237. YOU'VE DONE A
KID SHOW ALL YOUR LIFE.Copy !req
1238. IT GOT CANCELLED.Copy !req
1239. ALL YOU KNOW IS
"PLEASE" AND "THANK YOU."Copy !req
1240. GET WITH IT.
THIS IS THE REAL WORLD!Copy !req
1241. OKAY, FASTEN
YOUR SEAT BELTS.Copy !req
1242. PUT YOUR TRAY TABLES
AND SEATS IN THEIR...Copy !req
1243. FULL, UPRIGHT,
AND LOCKED POSITIONS.Copy !req
1244. IT'S TIME TO SLIP THE
SURLY BONDS OF EARTH...Copy !req
1245. AND DANCE THE SKIES ON
LAUGHTER'S SILVERED WINGS.Copy !req
1246. OH, BROTHER.Copy !req
1247. OKAY,
GIDDY UP.Copy !req
1248. AMERICAN 2-6-5,
YOU ARE CLEAR TO TAXI.Copy !req
1249. I GOT AN EASTERN L-10-11
HOLDING ON RAMP FOUR.Copy !req
1250. WHAT?Copy !req
1251. AIRPORT SECURITY,Copy !req
1252. I HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED
VEHICLE ON RUNWAY 2-7 LEFT.Copy !req
1253. ANCHORS AWEIGH?Copy !req
1254. AH, MAY THE
FORCE BE WITH YOU.Copy !req
1255. NOW, DASHER!Copy !req
1256. NOW, DANCER!Copy !req
1257. NOW, PRANCER!
NOW, VIXEN!Copy !req
1258. ON, COMET!
ON, CUPID!Copy !req
1259. ON, DONDER!Copy !req
1260. UH, SQUEAKY.
UH, SQUISH.Copy !req
1261. DOPEY, GRUMPY...Copy !req
1262. BLISTER.Copy !req
1263. BLITZEN!Copy !req
1264. THAT'S GOOD.
BLITZEN!Copy !req
1265. OH-H-H!Copy !req
1266. HE'S GOING TO KILL US!Copy !req
1267. DON'T YOU WORRY,
MY LITTLE GHERKIN BUDDIES.Copy !req
1268. THE VEHICLE AIN'T BEEN
MADE THAT I CAN'T DRIVE.Copy !req
1269. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1270. I NEED OXYGEN.Copy !req
1271. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1272. IT'S GOING WEST!Copy !req
1273. NO, SOUTH.Copy !req
1274. HE'S ALL OVER
THE SCREEN.Copy !req
1275. HIT THE ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH, BOZO!Copy !req
1276. ALTITUDE
LIMITER SWITCH.Copy !req
1277. IS THAT IT?Copy !req
1278. THE BRAKE, BOZO!
THE BRAKE!Copy !req
1279. YEAH, THE BRAKE.Copy !req
1280. OH! OH!Copy !req
1281. AH-H-H!
AH-H-H!Copy !req
1282. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1283. WE'RE ALL
GONNA DIE!Copy !req
1284. SO, DID YOU EVER
FIND YOUR SACK?Copy !req
1285. YES.Copy !req
1286. IT WAS
TAKEN AGAIN.Copy !req
1287. BY WHOM?Copy !req
1288. A LITTLE GIRL CALLED
PAMELA TRENTON.Copy !req
1289. SHY,Copy !req
1290. ALWAYS AFRAID TO SIT
ON SANTA'S KNEE,Copy !req
1291. ALWAYS WONDERING
IF HIS BEARD WERE REAL.Copy !req
1292. SMART, THOUGH.Copy !req
1293. QUICK-WITTED.Copy !req
1294. I WONDER
WHAT HAPPENED...Copy !req
1295. TO THAT GIRL,
ANYWAY.Copy !req
1296. I WONDER IF THERE'S ANY
OF THAT LITTLE GIRL LEFT.Copy !req
1297. UNLESS, AT AGE 51, YOU
HAVE ANY BETTER OFFERS,Copy !req
1298. AND I'M SURE YOU DON'T,
I SUGGEST YOU SIGN THIS,Copy !req
1299. AND WE GET BACK
TO MAKING MOVIES.Copy !req
1300. JOE, WHAT
IS WITH YOU?Copy !req
1301. IT'S HIM.Copy !req
1302. I'M HIM.Copy !req
1303. WHO'S HIM?Copy !req
1304. MERRY CHRISTMAS,
EVERYBODY!Copy !req
1305. JOE, WHERE
ARE YOU GOING?Copy !req
1306. I TOLD YOU I COULD FLY THIS
THING. PIECE OF CAKE.Copy !req
1307. LEVEL IT OUT,
BUBBLE-HEAD!Copy !req
1308. THAT CAN'T BE ONE
OF OUR BOYS, CAN IT?Copy !req
1309. NO, SIR.Copy !req
1310. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT IT IS.Copy !req
1311. GUESS WE BETTER
SCRAMBLE 'EM.Copy !req
1312. BOGEY AT
9:00!Copy !req
1313. UH-OH, HARD BALL!Copy !req
1314. TARGET ENTERING
RED ZONE.Copy !req
1315. IF THEY ENTER
CAPE CANAVERAL AIRSPACE,Copy !req
1316. TERMINATE WITH
EXTREME PREJUDICE.Copy !req
1317. THEY'RE GETTING CLOSER.Copy !req
1318. ALL PASSENGERS
RETURN TO YOUR SEATS.Copy !req
1319. INCOMING!
INCOMING!Copy !req
1320. WELL, HANG ONTO YOUR
LEDERHOSEN, RAZOR EARS.Copy !req
1321. WE'RE GOING TO DROP
UNDER THEIR RADAR.Copy !req
1322. LET ME AT HIM!Copy !req
1323. - I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
- NOT YET, WE'RE GOING DOWN!Copy !req
1324. HO, HO, HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!Copy !req
1325. HA! HA! HA!Copy !req
1326. I'VE LOST
HIM, SIR.Copy !req
1327. CHECK YOUR
EQUIPMENT.Copy !req
1328. THEY COULDN'T
VANISH!Copy !req
1329. BUT IF SANTA GOES
TO OUR OLD HOUSE...Copy !req
1330. I FORGOT SOMETHING.
I'll BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
1331. STOP TALKING ABOUT IT.
THERE'S NO SANTA CLAUS.Copy !req
1332. WHERE DO YOU GET OFF?
DON'T SAY THAT TO HER.Copy !req
1333. THERE IS A SANTA
AND THIS IS HIS MAGIC SACK.Copy !req
1334. IF THAT'S SANTA'S SACK,
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT?Copy !req
1335. ANNOUNCING THE ARRIVAL OF THE
6:40 CHRISTMAS EXPRESS...Copy !req
1336. THIS IS YOUR PILOT.
WE'RE EXPERIENCING TURBULENCE.Copy !req
1337. WHAT'S THIS?Copy !req
1338. COME ON!Copy !req
1339. YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1340. I HAVEN'T BELIEVED
IN SANTA CLAUS SINCE...Copy !req
1341. JANUARY 17, 1931.Copy !req
1342. YOUR SMART-ALECK SISTER
THOUGHT IT WAS TIME...Copy !req
1343. YOU LEARNED THE
QUOTE UNQUOTE TRUTH.Copy !req
1344. I'M SO SORRY
YOU GOT BUSTED.Copy !req
1345. OH!Copy !req
1346. WELCOME BACK,Copy !req
1347. PAMELA.Copy !req
1348. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1349. I NEVER DOUBTED YOU'D
DO THE RIGHT THING.Copy !req
1350. REALLY?Copy !req
1351. YEAH.Copy !req
1352. JUST A LITTLE
BIT OF DOUBT.Copy !req
1353. I JUST GOT TO
THINKING ABOUT YOU...Copy !req
1354. AND ERNEST,Copy !req
1355. AND JUST A WHOLE
BUNCH OF THINGS.Copy !req
1356. I THINK I REALLY GOT
THINGS FIGURED OUT.Copy !req
1357. I EVEN
CALLED MY MOM,Copy !req
1358. AND I'M
GOING HOME.Copy !req
1359. I'M SURE SHE WAS
WORRIED ABOUT YOU.Copy !req
1360. YEAH, ESPECIALLY WHEN
I TOLD HER WHO I WAS WITH.Copy !req
1361. HA! HA!Copy !req
1362. I TOLD YOU I COULD
HANDLE THIS BABY.Copy !req
1363. WE'RE NOT GOING
TO MAKE IT!Copy !req
1364. DON'T WORRY,
WE'LL MAKE IT.Copy !req
1365. I HAVE LIVED MY LIFE
IN THE FAST LANE.Copy !req
1366. KNOW WHAT I MEAN?Copy !req
1367. DON'T TOUCH THAT!Copy !req
1368. WHAT'S THE
PROBLEM?Copy !req
1369. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1370. IT'S JOE.Copy !req
1371. YOU CAME.Copy !req
1372. YEAH. THE JOB
STILL OPEN?Copy !req
1373. FOR THE RIGHT MAN,
IT IS.Copy !req
1374. NICE THREADS!Copy !req
1375. HOW DO I LOOK?Copy !req
1376. LIKE THE
REAL THING.Copy !req
1377. YOU LOOK
WONDERFUL, JOE,Copy !req
1378. OH, SANTA.Copy !req
1379. WELL,Copy !req
1380. I GUESS I
BETTER GET GOING.Copy !req
1381. YOU PROBABLY
NEED THIS.Copy !req
1382. I HOPE YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS,
'CAUSE NOBODY ELSE DOES.Copy !req
1383. BY THE WAY,
MY NAME'S HARMONY STARR.Copy !req
1384. NO IT'S NOT.
IT'S PAMELA TRENTON;Copy !req
1385. 1724 HAMPTON AVENUE,
BLOOMINGTON, INDIANA.Copy !req
1386. HOW DID
I KNOW THAT?Copy !req
1387. YOU'LL FIND YOU
KNOW A LOT OF THINGS.Copy !req
1388. OH, MY GOODNESS,
3-MINUTES TO 7:00.Copy !req
1389. WHERE'S
THE SLEIGH?Copy !req
1390. THE SLEIGH?Copy !req
1391. I THOUGHT
YOU HAD IT.Copy !req
1392. WHOA!Copy !req
1393. WHOA!Copy !req
1394. WHOA!Copy !req
1395. AH-H-H!Copy !req
1396. YOU TOLD ME IF
I BECAME SANTA,Copy !req
1397. I COULD
PERFORM MIRACLES.Copy !req
1398. WERE YOU KIDDING
OR WAS THAT REAL?Copy !req
1399. OH, NO. IT'S REAL,
ALL RIGHT,Copy !req
1400. BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT
YOU CAN DO ABOUT THIS;Copy !req
1401. ERNEST, THE SLEIGH,
AND ALL THAT.Copy !req
1402. AND YET,Copy !req
1403. MAYBE THERE IS
SOMETHING YOU CAN DO.Copy !req
1404. I MET A VERY NICE FELLOW
AT THE AIRPORT...Copy !req
1405. WHO SAID HE WANTED
SNOW FOR CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1406. LET'S GIVE
IT A TRY.Copy !req
1407. CAN HE REALLY
DO THAT?Copy !req
1408. IF ANYBODY CAN.Copy !req
1409. WHAT'S
GOING ON?Copy !req
1410. CHRISTMAS
IS GOING ON.Copy !req
1411. IT FEELS
LIKE CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1412. THIS IS GREAT!Copy !req
1413. IT'S SNOWING IN ORLANDO.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1414. I DON'T CARE
IF IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1415. WE CLOSE THE DEAL
TONIGHT OR NOT AT ALL.Copy !req
1416. IT'S SNOWING;Copy !req
1417. JUST LIKE HOME.Copy !req
1418. HA! HA! HA!Copy !req
1419. LOOK, IT'S CHRISTMAS EVE.Copy !req
1420. WHY DON'T YOU GO HOME
AND STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY?Copy !req
1421. WE'LL SETTLE
THE DEAL LATER,Copy !req
1422. AND MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1423. NOBODY MOVES,
NOBODY DIES.Copy !req
1424. AH-AH-AH-CHOO!Copy !req
1425. AH-H-H-H!Copy !req
1426. I DON'T THINK ERNEST
IS GOING TO MAKE IT.Copy !req
1427. THIS IS THE 2nd JOB
I'VE LOST TONIGHT.Copy !req
1428. SLOW DOWN-N-N-N!Copy !req
1429. AIR BRAKES!
HA! HA! HA!Copy !req
1430. ERNEST,
WELL DONE!Copy !req
1431. BRAVO,
ERNEST!Copy !req
1432. WHOA! WHOA!Copy !req
1433. HIYA, FOLKS!Copy !req
1434. ERNEST P. WORRELL,
AERIAL TAXI, AT YOUR SERVICE.Copy !req
1435. ERNEST, YOU
FLEW THE SLEIGH?Copy !req
1436. WE TOLD
HIM NOT TO.Copy !req
1437. THAT'S TERRIFIC!Copy !req
1438. BUT WE THOUGHT IT
WAS A GREAT IDEA.Copy !req
1439. IT'S ALL YOURS,
JOE.Copy !req
1440. YOU BETTER
GET GOING.Copy !req
1441. WELL, I'M GOING
TO GO HOME,Copy !req
1442. SO I GUESS I'M NOT
GOING TO SEE YOU AGAIN.Copy !req
1443. KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN,
LITTLE LADY.Copy !req
1444. I'M GOING TO MISS YOU,
TOO, ERNEST.Copy !req
1445. WELL, JOE, I GUESS
THESE ARE YOURS NOW.Copy !req
1446. WATCH IT ON THE CURVES.
IT VEERS A LITTLE TO THE LEFT.Copy !req
1447. TO THE LEFT.Copy !req
1448. BYE, FELLAS.Copy !req
1449. SEE YA.Copy !req
1450. IS THERE ANYWHERE
IN THE BOOK...Copy !req
1451. THAT SAYS I CAN'T HAVE
A DRIVER FOR 1 NIGHT?Copy !req
1452. NOWHERE
AT ALL.Copy !req
1453. I THINK IT'S
A FINE IDEA.Copy !req
1454. HOW 'BOUT IT,
ERNEST?Copy !req
1455. YOU'VE HAD A LOT MORE
SEAT TIME THAN I HAVE.Copy !req
1456. I KNEW THEY'D COME
TO THEIR SENSES.Copy !req
1457. I AM PROBABLY THE
BEST MAN FOR THE JOB.Copy !req
1458. AFTER ALL, I AM
ERNEST P. WORRELL,Copy !req
1459. THRILL DRIVER!Copy !req
1460. DO YOU THINK WE COULD USE
AN HONORARY ELF?Copy !req
1461. SURE.Copy !req
1462. WHY NOT?
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1463. LET'S GET THESE
PUPPIES PUMPING,Copy !req
1464. AND START SPREADING
THAT CHRISTMAS CHEER.Copy !req
1465. NOW, DASHER; NOW, DANCER;
NOW, PRANCER; NOW, VIXEN;Copy !req
1466. ON, COMET;
ON, CUPID;Copy !req
1467. ON DONDER; AND...Copy !req
1468. BLITZEN!Copy !req
1469. OH, YEAH.
BLITZEN.Copy !req
1470. AH-H-H-H!Copy !req
1471. OH, BY THE WAY, WE HAVEN'T
BEEN FORMALLY INTRODUCED.Copy !req
1472. MY NAME IS
MARY MORRISSEY.Copy !req
1473. WELL, ONCE UPON A TIME
I WAS CALLED,Copy !req
1474. SETH APPLEGATE.Copy !req
1475. I GUESS
I AM, AGAIN.Copy !req
1476. SO, ARE YOU DOING
ANYTHING TONIGHT?Copy !req
1477. NOT A THING.Copy !req
1478. WE'LL THINK
OF SOMETHING.Copy !req
1479. HO, HO, HO!
MERRY CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
1480. ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
1481. SEE THAT? I DON'T WANT
ANY TROUBLE FROM YOU THIS TIME.Copy !req
1482. THAT IS A "E."
"F."Copy !req
1483. "E."
"F."Copy !req
1484. "E."
"F."Copy !req
1485. "E."
"F."Copy !req
1486. LOOK, THAT IS,
"E. BUNNY."Copy !req
1487. "F."Copy !req