1. The company Japan Asia sponsored
the shots on location in TaiwanCopy !req
2. Produced and performed
by Sammo HungCopy !req
3. Starring Lam Ching-yingCopy !req
4. Gung Tsz-yan
Mang HoiCopy !req
5. Lam Man-chung,
Wong Man-gwanCopy !req
6. Production Director:
Kien Hsiao-houeiCopy !req
7. Wong Bing-yiuCopy !req
8. Ye Jong-TsuCopy !req
9. Directed by Ricky LauCopy !req
10. Don't run!Copy !req
11. Po!Copy !req
12. - Master.
- This way.Copy !req
13. Get in here!Copy !req
14. Did you see Po?Copy !req
15. He's not here, I already searched.Copy !req
16. Wait!Copy !req
17. Don't listen to this old man.Copy !req
18. The adulterous couple must be here.Copy !req
19. Shut up! Po is an adulterer,
but my daughter is virtuous.Copy !req
20. Yeah, right, virtuous.Copy !req
21. Let's search!Copy !req
22. How dare you?Copy !req
23. What's going on, old master?Copy !req
24. This place is sinister.Copy !req
25. It's probably haunted.Copy !req
26. I'm not afraid.Copy !req
27. Well, I trust you.
Let's go.Copy !req
28. Don't go outside yet.Copy !req
29. Luckily, daddy didn't dare.Copy !req
30. Because the master said it was haunted.Copy !req
31. Po, look!Copy !req
32. Coffins. You've already seen some.Copy !req
33. Do you think there are ghosts here?Copy !req
34. If there are, they won't be
worse than them.Copy !req
35. I'm scared.Copy !req
36. Let's sleep.
We'll assess the situation tomorrow.Copy !req
37. Careful.Copy !req
38. A bed. We won't sleep on the ground.Copy !req
39. Yes, we're lucky.Copy !req
40. Pearl!Copy !req
41. Shall we have our wedding night?Copy !req
42. No, it's not the right place for that.Copy !req
43. Let's sleep then.Copy !req
44. Po!Copy !req
45. What's up?Copy !req
46. A vampire.Copy !req
47. - You must be dreaming.
- I swear, I saw one.Copy !req
48. Don't be afraid.
We'll see what he wants.Copy !req
49. Let's run!Copy !req
50. Po!Copy !req
51. Come!Copy !req
52. Po, help!Copy !req
53. - We must leave.
- I agree.Copy !req
54. - He's sucking your blood.
- I know.Copy !req
55. This way!Copy !req
56. Come!Copy !req
57. Jump!Copy !req
58. It's too high.Copy !req
59. Help!Copy !req
60. Master, he's having a nightmare.Copy !req
61. He really bit you.Copy !req
62. Master, I just had
a very long dream.Copy !req
63. He shouted "Pearl".Copy !req
64. What was scaring you like that?Copy !req
65. Tell me, I'll analyze your dream.Copy !req
66. I'm screwed if I tell him
that I was running with Pearl.Copy !req
67. So?Copy !req
68. Is it coming?Copy !req
69. It's coming. I dreamed that I was
playing chess with Pearl.Copy !req
70. Who won?Copy !req
71. She stripped me.Copy !req
72. Master, what does it mean?Copy !req
73. Playing chess with Pearl?Copy !req
74. In chess, we move our pawns in turn.Copy !req
75. She makes her move, you make yours,
and so on.Copy !req
76. It means that we were running away.Copy !req
77. How do you know?Copy !req
78. A dream always works the other way round.
You said that Pearl stripped you.Copy !req
79. In fact,
it's you who wanted to strip her.Copy !req
80. Does she have a nice body?Copy !req
81. Shut up. You were the worst of all
in my dream.Copy !req
82. The master was protecting me.Copy !req
83. Since a dream works the other way round,Copy !req
84. it means that I'm nice in reality.Copy !req
85. And if the master was nice,
then it means he...Copy !req
86. He's even nicer!Copy !req
87. Ask your heart.Copy !req
88. My heart!Copy !req
89. Very nice!Copy !req
90. Then let's have some tea.Copy !req
91. All right.Copy !req
92. Why are wriggling?Copy !req
93. It's great.Copy !req
94. It strengthen the chest.Copy !req
95. And sexual vigour.Copy !req
96. Sexual vigour?Copy !req
97. I'll try.Copy !req
98. - It's awful.
- Everybody's laughing.Copy !req
99. Do you think my wriggling is nice?Copy !req
100. Don't come with me.Copy !req
101. It's full.
Business is good.Copy !req
102. Excuse me.Copy !req
103. Brother.Copy !req
104. There's some room inside.Copy !req
105. Future father-in-law.Copy !req
106. Uncle Nine.Copy !req
107. It's going great.Copy !req
108. I kept a table for you upstairs.Copy !req
109. Come to the kitchen when
you'll have some time.Copy !req
110. Why?Copy !req
111. A cook hurt his finger recently,Copy !req
112. and another burned his face.Copy !req
113. Let's have a look.Copy !req
114. After you.Copy !req
115. Pearl.Copy !req
116. Let's have a sit.Copy !req
117. Pearl!Copy !req
118. Po!Copy !req
119. - Does he still hang round you?
- He comes very often.Copy !req
120. Don't serve this bastard.Copy !req
121. He's rich.
Father doesn't want to offend him.Copy !req
122. This fat lump is always under my feet.Copy !req
123. Hello.Copy !req
124. I would already have married
her if it wasn't for him.Copy !req
125. Her father would have accepted if they
hadn't been engaged before being born.Copy !req
126. Po, eat something.Copy !req
127. Thank you.Copy !req
128. It's for this bastard?Copy !req
129. - I'm going.
- Don't quarrel.Copy !req
130. I'll try and make him listen.Copy !req
131. It stinks!Copy !req
132. - We must talk.
- Have a sit.Copy !req
133. What are you doing here?Copy !req
134. In a tea house,
we come to drink tea.Copy !req
135. Do you know about Pearl and me?Copy !req
136. I know.
Boss Chu regrets it a lot.Copy !req
137. There's no way my father-in-law
would say something like that.Copy !req
138. Who do you think you are, a prince?
You and her...Copy !req
139. Show some respect.Copy !req
140. He wants some respect.Copy !req
141. Then we have to respect him.Copy !req
142. Po, what do you want?Copy !req
143. Pearl will be my wife sooner or later.Copy !req
144. What a waste!Copy !req
145. Don't flirt with the
woman of another man.Copy !req
146. Lock her up at home if she's your wife.
Look at her!Copy !req
147. Have some tea with us.Copy !req
148. If I'm flirting,
then he's raping her!Copy !req
149. Now you've been warned.Copy !req
150. In what honor do you warn me?Copy !req
151. You dirt fat lump, talking to you
is already doing you too much honor.Copy !req
152. Waiter, call the boss!Copy !req
153. Please forget what happened.Copy !req
154. As soon as you've barely said a word
I'm already feeling better.Copy !req
155. You shouldn't have gotten involved.Copy !req
156. Run!Copy !req
157. Fat lump!Copy !req
158. Come closer.Copy !req
159. And that?Copy !req
160. Look, what is it?Copy !req
161. I'll change it.Copy !req
162. It's not your fault.
He's the one trying to run me down.Copy !req
163. Grasshoppers, they're everywhere.
Prove it!Copy !req
164. Yes, prove it.Copy !req
165. Here's the proof!Copy !req
166. Po, why did you do that?Copy !req
167. Enough is enough.Copy !req
168. Eat it or I'll make the
father-in-law drink that.Copy !req
169. You'll only have grasshoppers
to eat if you marry him.Copy !req
170. Hit him!Copy !req
171. Forget it.Copy !req
172. - Come and fight if you dare.
- All right.Copy !req
173. Come if you're not a chicken.Copy !req
174. I spoke too fast.
What can I do?Copy !req
175. Go!Copy !req
176. You'll be nimble as a monkey with that.Copy !req
177. We must not lose face.Copy !req
178. Jump, jump!Copy !req
179. Jump!Copy !req
180. - Stay!
- Don't worry.Copy !req
181. - Po!
- Let him do it.Copy !req
182. He's good.Copy !req
183. There's always someone stronger
when it comes to black magic.Copy !req
184. Help!Copy !req
185. Po.Copy !req
186. You always fight at my place.Copy !req
187. It's nothing. I'll thrash him.Copy !req
188. Yesterday, master Huang,
today, young mister Sze.Copy !req
189. He was using black magic.Copy !req
190. It's obvious that he's sly.Copy !req
191. Don't provoke people.Copy !req
192. - You bring me nothing but trouble.
- It's not him.Copy !req
193. He was teasing Pearl.Copy !req
194. You should marry her!Copy !req
195. She'll starve to death.Copy !req
196. I give you one last chance.
Before the boat celebration,Copy !req
197. I want 60 kg of engagement cakes,Copy !req
198. 60 pounds of de comfreys
and 600 chicken.Copy !req
199. Otherwise I'll cancel the engagement.Copy !req
200. Let's go.Copy !req
201. What about tea?Copy !req
202. The hell with tea!Copy !req
203. Everything is fine.Copy !req
204. Put away the tables. Quick!Copy !req
205. Master, what happened?Copy !req
206. This moron spoiled everything.Copy !req
207. I'll get my revenge no matter what.Copy !req
208. Do you have money problems?Copy !req
209. You should sigh in front of the master.Copy !req
210. Come!Copy !req
211. Sigh.Copy !req
212. Those 10 yuan is all I have.
Take them.Copy !req
213. It won't be enough.Copy !req
214. Gamble them. Trust your luck.Copy !req
215. 10 will become 20,
20 will become 40, then 80, 160...Copy !req
216. Then you lose it all!Copy !req
217. I was thinking...
Ho Li-Wan is selling his key money.Copy !req
218. He wants 12 yuan for it
but you can get it for 10.Copy !req
219. He's a friend.Copy !req
220. After that, you'll have to work hard.Copy !req
221. If it works, you'll get rich.Copy !req
222. Your father-in-law will look
upon you differently.Copy !req
223. Let's find Ho Li-Wan.Copy !req
224. - Thank you master.
- Let's go.Copy !req
225. What is it?Copy !req
226. It's collector's items.Copy !req
227. Oh, collector's items!Copy !req
228. PO'S HSIN CHICopy !req
229. - Po.
- Boss Ho.Copy !req
230. I give you the rest.Copy !req
231. Check if the count is right.Copy !req
232. It's fine. I bought lands
with this place.Copy !req
233. It made my fortune.Copy !req
234. I know, boss Ho.
Thank you for selling it to me.Copy !req
235. - Well, I'm going back across the street.
- Across the street?Copy !req
236. No. I opened a small business.
Come when you have a chance.Copy !req
237. Brother, did you do the opening?Copy !req
238. - I was waiting for you.
- Come!Copy !req
239. THE REAL "HSIN CHI" IS HERE.Copy !req
240. You see.Copy !req
241. - A rice soup.
- Here's a wheel as a gift.Copy !req
242. Come and taste Po's rice soup.Copy !req
243. It's very tasty.Copy !req
244. It's hot.Copy !req
245. Sorry for the waiting.
Here's a place.Copy !req
246. There's not even a fly.Copy !req
247. Master.Copy !req
248. So? How is business?Copy !req
249. No customers so far.Copy !req
250. You have to be patient.Copy !req
251. I'll serve you a bowl.Copy !req
252. No, I made a reservation across the street.
I just came to see you.Copy !req
253. Uncle Nine.Copy !req
254. - Congratulations.
- Thank you. Have a sit.Copy !req
255. I want a wheel with feathers.Copy !req
256. How much does it cost?Copy !req
257. It's free if you take a rice soup.Copy !req
258. - How much?
- 3.Copy !req
259. All right, give me a wheel.Copy !req
260. No need for the soup.Copy !req
261. We'll have one over there.Copy !req
262. It's a start.Copy !req
263. We're out of crockery.Copy !req
264. Business is too good.
Take those bowls.Copy !req
265. I'm hungry.
Let's eat something across the street?Copy !req
266. Go ahead!
But don't ever come back here.Copy !req
267. Heaven rewards the persevering.Copy !req
268. A customer will show.Copy !req
269. Sir.Copy !req
270. What do you want?Copy !req
271. I'd like a rice soup.Copy !req
272. You'll love it.Copy !req
273. You're my first customer.Copy !req
274. Here, I'm giving you a little more.Copy !req
275. And some chives,
it will be better.Copy !req
276. How much?Copy !req
277. 3.Copy !req
278. Thank you, good bye.Copy !req
279. The only customer of the evening,
and it's a ghost.Copy !req
280. Funeral money!Copy !req
281. - Mother, it's hot.
- What?Copy !req
282. I'm telling you that it's hot.Copy !req
283. There's two of them!Copy !req
284. A blade is useless against a ghost.Copy !req
285. I need a willow branch.Copy !req
286. Why are you here?Copy !req
287. To beat the hell outta ghosts.Copy !req
288. Please listen to me.Copy !req
289. Keep your sweet talk for you!Copy !req
290. You've come to make a mess in our world.Copy !req
291. I stayed for my mother.Copy !req
292. You want me to swallow that?Copy !req
293. Hung!Copy !req
294. Hung!Copy !req
295. Mother!Copy !req
296. Mother, what do you have?Copy !req
297. You're bleeding.Copy !req
298. A ghost can't bleed.Copy !req
299. Sir, listen to me.
My mother doesn't know that I'm dead.Copy !req
300. We're looking forCopy !req
301. some people to take us in.Copy !req
302. The soup I got from you was for her.Copy !req
303. Please, spare me.Copy !req
304. I'm the one who's
begging you to spare me.Copy !req
305. Will you let me be?Copy !req
306. No, you're the one who should let me be.Copy !req
307. Hung, who are you talking to?Copy !req
308. Is it your cousin?Copy !req
309. Be generous,
pretend to be my cousin.Copy !req
310. I beg you to help me.Copy !req
311. Don't wriggle,
just nod if you accept.Copy !req
312. Thank you.Copy !req
313. Mother, I found my cousin.Copy !req
314. Where is he?Copy !req
315. Wen, you put on some weight.Copy !req
316. Everybody's calling me Fat Wen.Copy !req
317. He's inviting us at his home.Copy !req
318. All right.Copy !req
319. Let's go.Copy !req
320. Don't say anything to the master.Copy !req
321. You're really hiding a ghost?Copy !req
322. It's temporary.Copy !req
323. Richness will be yours!Copy !req
324. You mean misfortune.Copy !req
325. She won't be ungrateful if you help her.Copy !req
326. What?Copy !req
327. A ghost has powers that
humans don't have.Copy !req
328. Forget it.Copy !req
329. But no!
We'll ask her to help you.Copy !req
330. Let's make her a gift.Copy !req
331. Boss, an ingot.Copy !req
332. Do it alone.
Don't count on me.Copy !req
333. Please draw the curtain.Copy !req
334. Who are you?Copy !req
335. Hoi, Po's co-disciple.Copy !req
336. Hello, Hoi.Copy !req
337. She really looks human.Copy !req
338. Have a sit.Copy !req
339. It's for you.Copy !req
340. Thank you.Copy !req
341. What can I do for you?Copy !req
342. I don't know how to say it.Copy !req
343. Then think about it.Copy !req
344. Can you read minds?Copy !req
345. Think about what you want.Copy !req
346. That I help Po to get rich?Copy !req
347. You're very talented.Copy !req
348. Ghosts can't commit crimes.Copy !req
349. There are things that Heaven
doesn't allow.Copy !req
350. Some people are happy,
some are miserable.Copy !req
351. Some are rich, some are poor.
Nothing we can do about it.Copy !req
352. And what if it's a bad person?Copy !req
353. We can study the question.Copy !req
354. Who is the most vile in the region?Copy !req
355. Young mister Sze without a doubt.Copy !req
356. Still talking to this bastard?Copy !req
357. We have a solution, Hung agrees.Copy !req
358. Have a rest. We'll take care of
his fortune tonight.Copy !req
359. What are you talking about?Copy !req
360. Here's Pearl, my brother's fiancée.Copy !req
361. Our target is next to her.
Sze is taking advantage of his powerCopy !req
362. to harm people.Copy !req
363. Let's go swim.Copy !req
364. What's his pastime?Copy !req
365. Women. Watch him.Copy !req
366. You're disgusting!Copy !req
367. I'd like to slap him for sure.Copy !req
368. I'll take care of it.Copy !req
369. Pearl, you...Copy !req
370. I know, Hung.Copy !req
371. Perfect. Just like the real one.Copy !req
372. I'm not free.Copy !req
373. He's gone.Copy !req
374. I'll start. Then it's up to you.Copy !req
375. What are you up to?Copy !req
376. We'll be rich.Copy !req
377. Young mister Sze.Copy !req
378. - I'm sorry for earlier.
- It's nothing.Copy !req
379. - What?
- He took Pearl with him.Copy !req
380. It's Hung.Copy !req
381. It's the same.
He's capable of anything.Copy !req
382. - Wait.
- Let's swim?Copy !req
383. Come to my house.Copy !req
384. Welcome back, master.Copy !req
385. Come, young mister Sze.Copy !req
386. Take this.Copy !req
387. Why is it shut?Copy !req
388. Let's have another cup.Copy !req
389. Change first.Copy !req
390. Catch it!Copy !req
391. Why are you kissing this vase?Copy !req
392. What? It's not you?Copy !req
393. Where are my antiquities?Copy !req
394. They're all here.Copy !req
395. It's all right.Copy !req
396. It's hampering. Remove it.Copy !req
397. I know that you're a ghost.Copy !req
398. The bitch is quite pretty!Copy !req
399. I never raped a ghost yet.Copy !req
400. He won't dare to do it!Copy !req
401. You want to leave?Copy !req
402. He's gonna do it!Copy !req
403. Come!Copy !req
404. What are you doing?Copy !req
405. Help!Copy !req
406. Go and save her!Copy !req
407. I'm gonna rape you.Copy !req
408. Here's a slap, you fucking ghost!Copy !req
409. Let's go.Copy !req
410. Stay here!Copy !req
411. Pervert!Copy !req
412. I don't exploit women.Copy !req
413. Master!Copy !req
414. Give him a lesson.Copy !req
415. Don't get any closer!Copy !req
416. Do you still have something to say?Copy !req
417. You're pretending to be virtuousCopy !req
418. but you're trying to con me.Copy !req
419. - Master!
- Go away!Copy !req
420. Your dignity will sufferCopy !req
421. if I reveal this matter.Copy !req
422. Let's go!Copy !req
423. Leave!Copy !req
424. Master,
I almost raped the ghost.Copy !req
425. The fat one spoiled everything.
She was wonderful.Copy !req
426. Master, everything is my fault.
She's not responsible.Copy !req
427. Let her go.Copy !req
428. We must put an end to this.Copy !req
429. Master, please be more humane.Copy !req
430. I am with humans.Copy !req
431. Hoi.Copy !req
432. Hung, don't be afraid.Copy !req
433. Hung, don't show yourself.Copy !req
434. Where did she go?Copy !req
435. Master, no.Copy !req
436. Go away!Copy !req
437. I'll cut.Copy !req
438. Hung!Copy !req
439. What's this mess?Copy !req
440. Who's there?Copy !req
441. It's her mother.
She's deaf and blind.Copy !req
442. Don't separate them.Copy !req
443. - Don't go together.
- What?Copy !req
444. Your daughter is dead.Copy !req
445. Dead?Copy !req
446. Wen!Copy !req
447. His name is Po, not Wen.Copy !req
448. I lacked some filial devotion.Copy !req
449. You're not generous.Copy !req
450. Move away!Copy !req
451. I'll cut.Copy !req
452. Forget it.Copy !req
453. Not the fire,
she won't be able to reincarnate.Copy !req
454. Go away quick!Copy !req
455. - Don't get any closer or else I...
- You what?Copy !req
456. What? I'll hit you.Copy !req
457. You'd dare?Copy !req
458. Don't come!Copy !req
459. What master you are!
You show no compassion.Copy !req
460. You're not my disciple any longer.Copy !req
461. Let's leave this evil place.Copy !req
462. Was it the soul or the body
that got hurt?Copy !req
463. It's the soul!Copy !req
464. It's raining hard.
Let's go inside to have some tea.Copy !req
465. Go if you want.Copy !req
466. Listen to me carefully.Copy !req
467. Always be a disciple,
never become a master.Copy !req
468. Why, master?Copy !req
469. Did you see? I dedicated myself to
his instruction and he hit me.Copy !req
470. He was wrong.
How could he hit his master?Copy !req
471. It comforts me to hear you say that.Copy !req
472. I often tell him that even
if the master is selfish,Copy !req
473. stubborn, tyrannical, cruel,
without heart, stingy,Copy !req
474. he's still the master.Copy !req
475. A saint can be wrong,
so a master!Copy !req
476. If the master is wrong,
his disciple must give him advice,Copy !req
477. and if he persists obstinately...Copy !req
478. If he persists obstinately?Copy !req
479. Then, the heart full of respect,
the jaws clenched,Copy !req
480. we must hit, up, down
and in the middle.Copy !req
481. Hit!Copy !req
482. So he was right to hit me?Copy !req
483. What would you have done?Copy !req
484. The same thing.Copy !req
485. Was I wrong?Copy !req
486. Totally.Copy !req
487. That's all I had to say.
Hit me if you want.Copy !req
488. If I really was wrong,Copy !req
489. may the thunder rumble!Copy !req
490. Pure coincidence.Copy !req
491. I really was wrong!Copy !req
492. - Does it hurt?
- No.Copy !req
493. Hung, we should go.Copy !req
494. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
495. Master.Copy !req
496. I was wrong. Forgive me.Copy !req
497. But you can't stay here.Copy !req
498. Let's go.Copy !req
499. Impossible.Copy !req
500. So do we leave or not?
Master, what shall we do?Copy !req
501. Humans are Yang,
ghosts are Yin.Copy !req
502. Your mother is sick because of you.Copy !req
503. IF you stay, Po will fade away too.Copy !req
504. Stay away. What must we do then?Copy !req
505. Come to my place.Copy !req
506. To your place? Is it possible?Copy !req
507. I will harmonize the Yin
and the Yang. What do you think?Copy !req
508. I'm happy,Copy !req
509. as long as I can take care of my mother.Copy !req
510. Hoi, her mother's umbrella.Copy !req
511. - One more thing.
- What?Copy !req
512. Hit me or I'll never
be in peace with myself.Copy !req
513. No, or I'll always be in anguish.Copy !req
514. You're so vindictive.Copy !req
515. All right. Softly then.Copy !req
516. What a strike!Copy !req
517. Is that softly?Copy !req
518. Yes, I restrained myself.Copy !req
519. I feel better.Copy !req
520. Master wizard, will Po die?Copy !req
521. You'll see.Copy !req
522. I found his birth date
at the registry office.Copy !req
523. Have it back.Copy !req
524. Where do all those cockroaches come from?Copy !req
525. Hey kiddo, what are you doing here?Copy !req
526. I can't take it anymore.
I'm abandoning this body.Copy !req
527. What do you want to do with him?Copy !req
528. What if we put his soul inside a pig?Copy !req
529. Anything is possible.Copy !req
530. But what will happen to his body
if his soul is inside a pig?Copy !req
531. He'll only be able to say two words.Copy !req
532. - Which ones?
- Fear and fright.Copy !req
533. Fright.Copy !req
534. Fear.Copy !req
535. Brother.Copy !req
536. Uncle Nine, what happened to Po?Copy !req
537. He got scared and lost his soul.Copy !req
538. Is it true?Copy !req
539. - You don't believe it?
- Prove it.Copy !req
540. Don't be frightened, don't be afraid.Copy !req
541. Look, his soul is on the wall.Copy !req
542. Did it make you feel dizzy?Copy !req
543. Then you still have your soul.
Po, it's impossible to make him dizzy.Copy !req
544. Try if you don't believe me.Copy !req
545. I'll get you some tea.Copy !req
546. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
547. If he drinks Pearl's powder,
his fear will pass.Copy !req
548. He's unconscious.
He can't be scared.Copy !req
549. All right.Copy !req
550. Uncle Nine, can I help you?Copy !req
551. Get inside him so he doesn't get lost.Copy !req
552. I'll bring back his soul tonight.
Everything will be fine.Copy !req
553. Don't worry,
the sacred curtain is up.Copy !req
554. You can go.Copy !req
555. Fat Po's soul, come back!Copy !req
556. Don't worry, I'm here.Copy !req
557. - Why are you following me?
- To call his soul.Copy !req
558. It's stupid to stay together.
Let's split.Copy !req
559. Fat Po's soul, come back!Copy !req
560. Don't worry, I'm here.Copy !req
561. Heaven,Copy !req
562. protect Uncle Nine,
let him find Po's soul.Copy !req
563. Hung, you don't feel anything.Copy !req
564. Watch that Po doesn't catch a cold.Copy !req
565. Mother, someone's coming.Copy !req
566. - Are they back?
- No.Copy !req
567. Then go hide yourself.Copy !req
568. Let's force the door.Copy !req
569. Who are you looking for?Copy !req
570. I'd like to make an offer of incense.Copy !req
571. Please come in.Copy !req
572. - Here's the incense.
- Thank you.Copy !req
573. Do you want to know the future?
Your fortune?Copy !req
574. I don't know yet.Copy !req
575. Are you alone?Copy !req
576. Yes, the master went out.
He'll be back very soon.Copy !req
577. In this case I'm leaving.Copy !req
578. I'll see you back to the door.Copy !req
579. Good bye.Copy !req
580. Safe return.Copy !req
581. This person is dubious.Copy !req
582. Hung, you can come. He's gone.Copy !req
583. You're the one who pretended to be alone!Copy !req
584. Hung,
you're my favorite kind of woman.Copy !req
585. Watch what you're doing.Copy !req
586. Hung,Copy !req
587. show yourself quick!Copy !req
588. Show yourself!Copy !req
589. You again?Copy !req
590. Fright, fear.Copy !req
591. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
592. Mr. Sze, go get Mr. Chu
so he can see that.Copy !req
593. All right.Copy !req
594. Don't be frightened, don't be afraid.Copy !req
595. Drink.
No ghost will ever visit you again.Copy !req
596. Even your own soul won't be able
to return inside you.Copy !req
597. How can you do that?Copy !req
598. Get lost!Copy !req
599. Drink fast!Copy !req
600. Quick, we're leaving.Copy !req
601. Let's go!Copy !req
602. - Will you come out?
- No.Copy !req
603. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
604. Come.Copy !req
605. Po.Copy !req
606. Look!Copy !req
607. He was still fine yesterday.Copy !req
608. Mr. Chu, your son-in-law has been
haunted by this female ghost.Copy !req
609. Hung, what do you have?Copy !req
610. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
611. Is a total annihilation possible?Copy !req
612. No!Copy !req
613. What are you doing in my house?Copy !req
614. You've obviously become crazy.Copy !req
615. Putting a ghost inside a body!
What are you doing?Copy !req
616. He wanted Pearl to marry Po
to get Mr. Chu's wealth.Copy !req
617. Who started this game?Copy !req
618. Someone took it on Po.Copy !req
619. The one who stole his soulCopy !req
620. is a cruel spirit.Copy !req
621. - Will Po recover?
- Don't worry. He'll be fine.Copy !req
622. Of course.Copy !req
623. Hoi!Copy !req
624. Move away!Copy !req
625. Po's soul is inside this pig.Copy !req
626. Put their mouths on each other.Copy !req
627. Pearl!Copy !req
628. It's you!Copy !req
629. Po! Uncle Nine!Copy !req
630. His soul isn't calmed yet.Copy !req
631. He'll wake up with the sun.Copy !req
632. Who could have done that to him?Copy !req
633. We'll know the truth at his wakening.Copy !req
634. I'm leaving.Copy !req
635. Go back safely.Copy !req
636. I'll visit him tomorrow.
Let's go.Copy !req
637. Father, I'd like to stay.Copy !req
638. It's none of your business.Copy !req
639. Come!Copy !req
640. You'll see him tomorrow.Copy !req
641. He'll only wake up tomorrow?Copy !req
642. No. You must press his temples
with your hands,Copy !req
643. under his nose,
and hit his fontanel.Copy !req
644. He's waking up.Copy !req
645. Almost done, keep going.Copy !req
646. Uncle Nine.Copy !req
647. How is she doing?Copy !req
648. How is Hung doing?Copy !req
649. Half of her ghost life expectancy
has been consumed.Copy !req
650. I fear that she might dissolve
and vanish forever.Copy !req
651. Po.Copy !req
652. You're safe. My mind is at ease now.Copy !req
653. Master, save her.Copy !req
654. Some Yang would save her but the life
expectancy of the donor would be shortened.Copy !req
655. The two of us are too old.Copy !req
656. You're too weak.
We need someone young.Copy !req
657. Hoi!Copy !req
658. It's okay.Copy !req
659. It's nothing if I only live
two years less.Copy !req
660. Not with the mouth,
she'd fully drain you.Copy !req
661. - How then?
- With the palms.Copy !req
662. - Where are you going?
- I want to find them.Copy !req
663. They'll come to get you during
the night. Follow me.Copy !req
664. He'll talk tomorrow
when he'll wake up.Copy !req
665. He's already woken up.Copy !req
666. What now?Copy !req
667. Don't worry. I have something.
Get Mr. Chu.Copy !req
668. This way.Copy !req
669. Mr. Chu, have a sit.Copy !req
670. Where are your antiquities?Copy !req
671. At the cleaning.
There's only this one left.Copy !req
672. Hurry up.Copy !req
673. It'll be ready.Copy !req
674. Is it ready?Copy !req
675. Have him drink that.Copy !req
676. Mr. Chu, have a sit.Copy !req
677. - Here's a nectar.
- What is it?Copy !req
678. It'll stimulate your...Copy !req
679. - Will they really come?
- Maybe.Copy !req
680. - When?
- Now or later.Copy !req
681. What do you mean?Copy !req
682. I got it.Copy !req
683. Close your eyes then.Copy !req
684. Uncle Nine!Copy !req
685. Help, uncle Nine.Copy !req
686. Don't move!Copy !req
687. She'll drain all your breath
with the mouth.Copy !req
688. Master, I didn't want to.
She's the one who did it.Copy !req
689. It looks like she's betterCopy !req
690. She's getting her
ghostly appearance back.Copy !req
691. Remember, I said not with the mouth.Copy !req
692. What's happening to you?Copy !req
693. Master, I...Copy !req
694. Fat ones always feel
the need to do it.Copy !req
695. Here!
They're stuck again.Copy !req
696. The bastard! He never listens.Copy !req
697. Do you also have an emergency?Copy !req
698. I'm almost done.Copy !req
699. Father-in-law, you're drunk.
You have red eyes.Copy !req
700. I'll clean up.Copy !req
701. What are you doing?Copy !req
702. Father-in-law, no!Copy !req
703. Don't you recognize me?Copy !req
704. It's me, your future son-in-law.Copy !req
705. No!Copy !req
706. Quiet!
Drink some oil, it's a laxative.Copy !req
707. I mustn't hit him.Copy !req
708. Master, help!Copy !req
709. I'm helping them. They'll die if
I don't separate them.Copy !req
710. Help me! My father-in-law is weird.Copy !req
711. Master, is he possessed?Copy !req
712. He's a victim of black magic.Copy !req
713. What must we do?Copy !req
714. Let's build an altar to counter-attack.Copy !req
715. Master, the challenge.
Do you know where the enemy is hiding?Copy !req
716. We'll know it soon.Copy !req
717. Hide under the table.Copy !req
718. My move fights for uprightness,
I'm brandishing the sword of justice,Copy !req
719. I'll never let evil cross
the Yin river.Copy !req
720. Go back!Copy !req
721. You lost. I'm not playing anymore.Copy !req
722. You're not playing anymore?Copy !req
723. Master, my father-in-law, he...Copy !req
724. Get him out.Copy !req
725. Undo him.Copy !req
726. Do you feel better?Copy !req
727. - Much better.
- Bring Pearl back.Copy !req
728. Hung, hurry up.Copy !req
729. He's been poisoned.Copy !req
730. By what?Copy !req
731. This poison comes from Yunnan.Copy !req
732. It's a poison of animal
or vegetable origin.Copy !req
733. It's often a mix of eggs and seeds.Copy !req
734. It'll grow inside if
we don't remove it.Copy !req
735. It's the vegetable kind.Copy !req
736. We must not remove itCopy !req
737. because its root is already
holding the intestines.Copy !req
738. We have to inject some
urine through the wound.Copy !req
739. It'll drown the root.Copy !req
740. Father!Copy !req
741. We must find the poisoner.Copy !req
742. You two, take care of him.Copy !req
743. Where can we find this poisoner?Copy !req
744. A purple puff appeared eastCopy !req
745. during the fight.
So, he must be west.Copy !req
746. He's wounded, he won't get far.Copy !req
747. Get ready!Copy !req
748. - It's the right way.
- Good.Copy !req
749. - Are you tired?
- A little bit.Copy !req
750. I'll help you.Copy !req
751. Let's go.Copy !req
752. - Is it lighter?
- Much lighter.Copy !req
753. It's full of quails.Copy !req
754. Leave her!Copy !req
755. Watch her neck.Copy !req
756. A bell.Copy !req
757. She's keeping the place.Copy !req
758. Let's not get lured.Copy !req
759. The heart only follows one way,
the 2 eyes stick together,Copy !req
760. the 3 beings become one,Copy !req
761. the 4 limbs are full of energy,
the 5...Copy !req
762. Go to 6, if your memory fails you.Copy !req
763. What's it got to do with you?Copy !req
764. Blacky, don't sleep.Copy !req
765. Animals smells.Copy !req
766. Does it come from Blacky?Copy !req
767. Master, look.Copy !req
768. Go away, Blacky.
No need to sacrifice yourself.Copy !req
769. Run!Copy !req
770. Good bye.Copy !req
771. What do we do now?Copy !req
772. Calm down. We're going.
Maybe they don't bite.Copy !req
773. Careful!Copy !req
774. Our stuff is distracting them?Copy !req
775. Put it down.Copy !req
776. Let's walk sideways.Copy !req
777. I assail you!Copy !req
778. I assail you!Copy !req
779. It's good thing you're running fast!Copy !req
780. Let's go in.Copy !req
781. Uncle Poison, spare me.Copy !req
782. I'll do whatever you want.Copy !req
783. Uncle Nine, help!Copy !req
784. He won't rescue you,
he'll kill you.Copy !req
785. The two of you did a lot of evil.Copy !req
786. You deserve death.Copy !req
787. But if you give us the antidote nowCopy !req
788. I'll spare your miserable lives.Copy !req
789. And I'll let Heaven take care of you.Copy !req
790. Only hatred is ruling this land.Copy !req
791. The life of a man is worthless.
Why wasting your time with me?Copy !req
792. You want the antidote?
It's in his belly.Copy !req
793. You have to disembowel himCopy !req
794. before the pill melts.Copy !req
795. No. Uncle Poison, save me!Copy !req
796. - Master.
- What is it?Copy !req
797. Bewitched persons.Copy !req
798. Bewitched pigs?Copy !req
799. No, bewitched persons!Copy !req
800. Oh, bewitched pigs.Copy !req
801. Pierce his navel.Copy !req
802. Attack his navel!Copy !req
803. Hoi! Master!Copy !req
804. I'm fine. Master!Copy !req
805. I'm fine.Copy !req
806. Fucking shit!Copy !req
807. Master, are you all right?Copy !req
808. Poison gas!Copy !req
809. Attack at 7 inches!Copy !req
810. Master, are you all right?Copy !req
811. The snakes are dead.Copy !req
812. Excuse me.Copy !req
813. Old wizard!Copy !req
814. Get out of here!Copy !req
815. Gut him!Copy !req
816. I was wrong. Don't disembowel me.Copy !req
817. It's useless.Copy !req
818. The antidote melted. It went
down to the bottom of his trunk.Copy !req
819. - My father-in-law is done for?
- No.Copy !req
820. Let's castrate him.
If he sucks his thing, he can heal.Copy !req
821. - My father-in-law, suck...
- Otherwise he'll die.Copy !req
822. Can I make a request?Copy !req
823. Speak.Copy !req
824. Can he suck it first
and cut it off later?Copy !req