1. Write slip twice. Put money in the bag.
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2. Joe?
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3. Gina.
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4. Lucas, what are you doing in here?
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5. My life has reached its pinnacle.
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6. Joe's letting me close the store tonight.
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7. - You're kidding.
- I am not.
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8. Big responsibility, Lucas.
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9. Yes.
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10. But Joe's rules are extremely simple:
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12. keep my hands off of his beer...
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13. cigars...
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14. and drumsticks.
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15. My, my, how will you remember it all?
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16. Good luck.
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17. Don't screw it up.
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18. A responsibility like this
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19. of a saint.
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20. "Music Town
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25. Twenty-two black.
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27. Craps! End of roll! New roller!
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28. Place your bets, please.
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30. $9,104. I counted it. Twice.
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32. Joe told me to count it twice.
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33. No more bets, please. Put your bets down.
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35. - That would be very good, sir.
- Feeling lucky?
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36. I'm guided by a force
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37. Seven!
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38. A winner!
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39. - Baby, you are sexy!
- I know.
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40. Same lucky shooter.
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41. Get your bets down.
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42. - Hot shooter on the line.
- You know what? Let it ride.
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44. That's an $18,000 bet.
Sure you know what you're doing, kid?
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45. I know this: That if I win this roll...
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52. Party! Okay!
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53. Get your bets down.
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54. Joe...
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55. this one's for you.
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56. Two.
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57. - Craps.
- End of roll.
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58. You know something?
You used to be cute.
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59. And you used to have $9,000.
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60. I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.
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61. What the hell are you doing here, man?
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62. Something happened to me last night
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63. You went to Atlantic City?
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64. Did you win anything?
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68. Shit, man, what happened?
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69. What happened?
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70. I do not regret the things I've done,
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72. How much?
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73. Shit.
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75. Lucas doesn't have any money,
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76. Yeah? So?
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77. I guess he didn't live up
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78. No, not the full responsibility. Shut up.
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80. What's up with the boss threads, man?
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81. - Frigging Rex Manning Day.
- What's up with the hostility?
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82. Phone.
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83. Right. Empire Records,
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84. It's the bank.
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85. Yeah, it's Joe.
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86. Are you sure?
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87. It should be.
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88. Empire Records, open till midnight.
This is Mark.
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90. - It's the boss.
- Give me a sec, please.
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91. Yeah, Mitch. Will you stop yelling, please?
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92. What's wrong?
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93. What is it?
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95. Here he comes.
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96. Damn it, Lucas!
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97. What's the matter?
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98. - Surprise!
- What is it?
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99. Happy Rex Manning Day.
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100. When did you have time to make these?
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101. Dad says there are 24 usable hours
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102. You absolutely amaze me. You are a nerd.
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103. That's me.
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104. - So?
- So.
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105. So today...
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106. - I will offer myself to Rex Manning.
- All right!
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107. I love you.
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108. Like this.
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109. Get your tongue off my record.
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110. Do you think Rex is the right guy
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111. I think he's perfect for you, Corey.
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112. I need to ask your advice.
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113. You know a lot about love
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114. My wife left me for another woman, and
my girlfriend made me leave at gunpoint.
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115. - Does this qualify me?
- Definitely.
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116. I've decided today's the day
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117. I know what you're thinking,
but I really am.
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118. I've been working here off and on
for five years, so...
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119. I've got to tell her how I feel.
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120. That I...
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121. Love her.
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123. You say, "I love you."
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124. You want written instructions?
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125. If I find that kid, I swear I'll kill him.
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126. - I'll tell her this morning.
- Good.
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127. By noon. Definitely.
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128. No. By noon or 1:00.
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129. By 1:37 exactly, Joe.
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130. Good luck.
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131. Thank you.
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132. I remember the first time he sang it
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133. I got so excited I almost choked
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134. - Don't go in there.
- Why?
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135. I got something to tell you. Both of you.
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136. Come on, Lucas, pick up the phone.
Pick it up.
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137. Come on, buckethead!
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138. Hi, Joe.
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139. - Does Joe know?
- Nope. Just act normal.
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140. - What's up, Joe?
- What's new?
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141. - How you doing?
- Damn!
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142. I got green!
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143. Let's see who goes first. I got a brown!
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144. - Anybody got brown?
- Brown.
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145. Orange.
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146. Shit!
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147. - What are you doing, man?
- Exercising my veto, man.
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148. It's only 9:00.
You sure you want to do that?
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149. Listening to this crap
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150. Maybe I want to be sterile.
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151. What are you doing here?
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152. Calculus. I hate it,
but my dad says I've got to get an A.
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153. You're not on until this afternoon.
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154. It's Rex Manning Day.
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155. Rex Manning Day.
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156. Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy.
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157. Mark, could you please not sing?
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158. You know what, Joe?
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159. One of these days,
I'm going to show you little people.
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160. On that day,
I'll jump out of my wheelchair and dance.
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161. How about today?
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162. Rex Manning Day.
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163. - Where's the money?
- The money is gone.
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164. Yeah, I know it's gone.
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165. Where's it gone to?
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166. Atlantic City.
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167. Is it coming back from Atlantic City?
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170. Recirculating.
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171. Are you pissed off?
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172. Lucas, listen to me.
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173. I told Mitchell Beck
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174. I told him the money was still here.
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175. Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City.
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176. I swear.
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177. Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.
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178. - It could be in other cities by now.
- Shut up!
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179. Under no circumstances do I want you
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180. Unless it's to get me $9,000.
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181. Then you bring it here to me.
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182. I think it'll be okay.
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184. Who knows where thoughts come from?
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185. What a moron.
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186. - Are you Corey Mason?
- For me?
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187. Thank you.
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188. Later.
- 'Bye, thank you.
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189. "To the number one in her class.
Harvard, 1999.
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190. "Make me proud. Love, Daddy."
That's sweet.
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191. God, nothing's ever enough for him.
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192. He didn't mean it like that.
I'm sure he didn't.
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193. Excuse me.
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194. Hi. How are you today?
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195. Hi, Debra.
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196. - She hates me.
- Yeah, she hates me, too.
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197. But I have enough sense to hate her back.
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198. - Good morning, Deb.
- Hi, Deb.
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199. Lucas, are you in trouble?
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200. Did you need the money?
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201. If you are in trouble, you can talk to me.
You know that.
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202. We're all in some kind of trouble.
Am I the only one who sees it?
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203. You know, Deb's in trouble.
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204. - A.J.'s in trouble.
- A.J.'s not in trouble.
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206. She's not in trouble.
She's going to Harvard.
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210. and I don't call the cops
I look like a bigger bananahead.
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211. Joe, I can categorically say
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212. You screwed me, Lucas.
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214. - Call Mitchell? Tell him I lied?
- It seems like a viable option.
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215. I swear to God,
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216. - A.J., I need another closer.
- I opened, man.
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219. I can close.
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220. Yeah, I can close. It's cool.
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221. They just raised my rent,
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223. Oh, God, I am in hell!
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224. You think it's possible for someone to be in
love with someone else and not even know it?
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225. In this life,
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226. That's good.
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227. I must tell Corey I love her by 1:37.
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228. That's an excellent time.
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229. You did have hair
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230. It's still in the sink if you want to glue it.
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231. Is it true you committed
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233. You see that, man?
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234. - What's with you today?
- Bad hair day.
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236. - What happened?
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237. and I wasn't on the guest list.
Now please move, I have to go to work.
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238. No. Now you tell me what is going on!
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239. I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet
Rex Manning. Excuse me, I'm going.
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240. Listen to me, this isn't funny.
I'm not joking.
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241. I won't let you leave
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242. - Mind your own business.
- She's fine.
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246. She's going to be okay.
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Yesterday you were normal...
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258. shock me, shock me, shock me
with that deviant behavior.
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259. That is so clever. You get smarter
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260. - It's a wonderful look for you, darling.
- Thank you.
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265. Excuse me.
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266. Veto!
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268. It's too early.
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270. Eddie!
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271. What's up, dude?
I heard your music playing.
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- Yeah, it was moshy.
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274. Here's the deal.
You start off with a little classical music.
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275. Then you got some Shaggs on there,
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276. - and a little Floyd and Zeppelin.
- Floyd is very cool.
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277. And another very cool thing is,
I made you these.
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278. They're my special recipe
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279. Lots of sugar.
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280. You got to understand something here.
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281. This music is the glue of the world.
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282. It holds it all together. Without this...
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284. Dude, have you heard about Lucas?
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285. Lucas, man, I heard you went to Vegas
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286. and now you've got a hit on you.
Is that true?
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288. Outlaw Man, we salute you.
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289. Thank you.
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290. - No problem.
- This song goes out to our employee of the week, Lucas.
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293. "Rules and standards
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- No, we're not a Music Town...
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297. Isn't Music Town a chain?
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298. - "No gum chewing will be allowed inside the store"?
- They're turning us into a Music Town?
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299. - Why didn't you tell us?
- Because I was trying to stop it.
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301. I got enough money to make Mitch an offer.
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302. I could have bought him out, eventually.
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303. You were going to buy Empire?
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304. - That's a good thing, right?
- That'll be fantastic.
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307. - It's over, kids, okay?
- Mitchell is the man.
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316. We're both screwed.
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317. At least you're used to it.
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318. No, Debra, don't be bitter.
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321. and your brand-new
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322. - the boys will come running.
- Let's not fight, let's just rip.
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327. Is it okay if I leave the couch,
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328. My ass has fallen asleep.
I've got to go. I'm leaving.
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329. - I notice you didn't leave the couch.
- Not the whole couch.
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343. Nice selection.
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344. - Help you with anything?
- No, I'm all right.
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- Yeah.
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348. What's up?
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358. This young man will be caught...
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360. Just another tasty treat
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361. Shit.
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362. - He cut it too short.
- No, it's fine. Really.
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367. Middle America buys your records.
We got a lot of fans waiting.
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368. This is Joe Reaves
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369. We have a shoplifter in custody.
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371. Old enough to kick your butt through your skull
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379. Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.
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May I service you?
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395. Me, Joe. You, Jane.
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396. Shut up, Warren.
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397. - This is Rex Manning.
- Pleased to meet you.
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410. The stylist, if you can call him that,
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- Kathy.
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443. Does Axl have a jack?
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444. No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel,
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446. Warren! Where do you get
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447. Who glued these quarters down?
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448. I did.
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449. What the hell for, man?
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450. I don't feel that I need
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451. Look what you took.
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452. Rap...
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453. metal...
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454. rap...
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455. metal...
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456. Whitney Houston.
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457. It's for my girlfriend, okay.
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458. Sure it is.
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459. Someone like you needs
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460. not magnify them.
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461. Maybe some jazz or classical.
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462. Maybe you bite me.
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463. Do any of you...
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464. like Rex Manning's new record?
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465. Dance Party, U.S.A.
Teenybopper type of shit.
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466. It tested well among teenage males.
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467. Did you compare the percentage
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468. to the incidents of homosexuality
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469. No.
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470. Who should I make it out to?
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471. Denise.
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472. Denise. I've always loved that name.
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473. Thank you, but it's not mine,
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474. She loves you.
I've never even heard of you.
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475. Does your mother
still have her own teeth?
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476. Forget it.
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477. Cool hair.
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478. Berko.
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479. Lucas, heard a story about you.
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480. Really? Which one?
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481. The one where you stole $9,000...
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482. went to Atlantic City...
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483. and there's a contract out on you.
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484. Has anyone seen Debra today?
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485. We saw her.
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486. She shaved her head...
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487. and has a bandage on her wrist.
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488. Really?
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489. Really.
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490. Who are you?
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491. I'm Jane.
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492. I work for Rex Manning.
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493. You think that's funny?
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494. If you'll excuse me.
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495. You're quitting? You can't quit.
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496. It's not them. It's Rex.
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497. You know, I don't even like his music.
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498. Come on Jane. You gotta stay.
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499. I need a change of scenery.
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500. Honey, come on. You can't do it to...
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501. I can't believe it. She quit.
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502. Excuse me, ladies.
Less shimmy, more selling. Thanks.
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503. Guess who's here.
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504. How are you?
Mitchell Beck. I own this place.
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505. Good to meet you. You have a nice store.
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506. Nice of you to say.
You should have seen it originally.
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507. Beck's Bath and Bidet.
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508. Bathroom fixtures emporium.
My grandfather started it.
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509. It was my beatnik father
who turned it into a record store.
I tell you, if I was selling toilets today
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510. I'd be a rich man.
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511. What's with you?
You're sweating like a pig.
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512. It's nice to see you, too.
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513. Joe, come on.
Is this the way we treat Mr. Manning?
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514. - Where's the fresh fruit? Champagne?
- That's not necessary, thank you.
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515. No, no, please.
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516. - He's a big star.
- Big, huge star. Big.
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517. Let's get him something.
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518. I'm going to the bank.
Give me last night's deposit.
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519. I wanna make sure it gets there this time.
- I'll take care of it.
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520. No, you're a busy man, let me.
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521. I said I'll handle it.
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522. Mitch, have you met Warren?
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523. Who're you?
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524. Lucas. I work here.
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525. Have you met Warren?
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526. I wanted to talk to you about him.
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527. Young Warren came into the store today...
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528. and put on a little demonstration
for all the store employees.
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529. Very motivational.
It was inspiring, actually.
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530. He just made quite an impression
on everybody.
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531. I'm intrigued. I'm spellbound.
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532. That wasn't so hard, was it? Thank you.
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533. Like your hair.
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534. Are you okay?
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535. Why do you care?
You didn't care last night.
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536. Yes, I did.
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537. Look, this isn't about you, okay?
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538. I got home last night and I thought
about everything that had happened...
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539. and what happened the night before that...
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540. and the week before that
and the year before that.
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541. The only thing that was different was
something else was making me feel shitty.
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542. I'm trying to say I'm sorry.
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543. I just said, this wasn't about you.
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544. You didn't do anything wrong.
I'm screwed up.
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545. We're all screwed up.
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546. Don't touch me right now.
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547. I just want you to get up
and I want you to walk away.
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548. Corey...
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549. I've got to tell you something.
It's about how I feel about you.
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550. I really, really...
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551. Oh, God...
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552. You know that feeling you get
when you get out of a hot bath?
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553. You just feel really refreshed and nice.
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554. Well, you make me feel like...
You make me feel like a bath?
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555. You're like vanilla ice cream.
French vanilla ice cream.
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556. This is bullshit!
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557. The long arm of the law
has embraced our dear friend Warren.
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558. I'm Joe Reaves, manager.
Everything okay?
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559. Joe, tell them what he did.
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560. - You need a statement?
- No, Mr. Lucas gave us one.
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561. Mr. Lucas over there. He took $9,000!
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562. - That's enough.
- I only took a couple of CDs.
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563. Come on!
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564. - Lucas, I thought you were my friend.
- Don't let the man get you down.
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565. I don't wanna see you back in the store.
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566. I'm gonna get you!
I'm not playing this time!
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567. I'll be back and you'll be sorry!
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568. You'll hang for this!
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569. "You'll be sorry!"
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570. I'm already sorry.
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571. Hi. I'm just doing
the quarterly income tax returns.
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572. Almost done.
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573. Look, Deb...
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574. if you need to talk about anything...
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575. You gonna fix me, Joe?
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576. Fix me. I'll listen.
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577. I didn't mean that.
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578. Should I call your mother or something?
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579. Great. You know, if you find her,
could you give me her number?
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580. Because I'd like to talk to her myself.
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581. I know you didn't mean anything.
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582. You're doing a good job.
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583. I feel a lot better.
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584. Dear.
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585. Best boss in the world.
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586. Can I bring Rex his lunch?
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587. Berko's taking him his lunch.
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588. You know that Berko's going to insult him
right to his face. It's not a good idea.
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589. I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80
up his butt and lights it.
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590. I hope he sticks one up mine.
It'd be an improvement.
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591. I have to bring Rex his lunch.
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592. Berko is.
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593. Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.
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594. Berko is.
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595. I'm bringing Rex his lunch!
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596. All right.
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597. Thanks, Joe.
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598. Thanks a lot.
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599. Guava food groups.
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600. Good-bye, Mark.
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601. Well, this looks very elegant.
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602. Boy, talking to all those women
can make you work up an appetite.
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603. I'll bet it does.
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604. I got everything. I'm all set. Thank you.
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605. So am I.
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606. I can't help but notice
you sitting there staring at me.
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607. I was thinking how I used to imagine marrying
you when you were on The Family Way.
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608. Marrying me?
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609. You must've been a baby back then.
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610. I'm not a baby now.
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611. You're a sweet girl.
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612. I'm not as sweet as you think.
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613. How old are you?
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614. Old enough.
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615. Sure you want to do this?
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616. Definitely.
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617. Rock and roll.
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618. Why?
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619. What are you doing here?
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620. I'm fixing the sign.
What are you doing here?
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621. Taking a break.
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622. It's so weird that you just came up here.
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623. I have to tell you something.
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624. Not now, please. Please A.J., no.
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625. No, it has to be now.
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626. No, it has to be now.
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627. You remember that really horrible day
when Mark set off the store alarm...
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628. and Gina got dumped by Dennis
and cried all day...
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629. and I drew the picture of him
and Lucas made a voodoo doll...
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630. and you wore that skirt that I hate?
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631. What skirt?
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632. - The one with the flowers.
- The blue skirt?
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633. Yeah, the blue one.
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634. I hate that skirt.
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635. It's good that I hate that skirt. Listen.
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636. Listen to me.
That skirt made me realize that...
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637. if I can love her in that skirt,
then this must really be it.
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638. Corey, I love you.
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639. What?
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640. I'm in love with you.
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641. I mean, I've been in love with you.
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642. Wow, please, not now. Please, A.J.
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643. Please don't do this right now.
I'm sorry, but I can't handle this right now.
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644. Are you telling me
you could handle it some other time?
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645. Look...
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646. I just threw myself at Rex Manning, okay?
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647. And made a total fool of myself.
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648. You what?
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649. Yes, and I'm not ready for this, okay?
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650. I'm sorry.
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651. I'm sorry, I just want to be alone, okay?
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652. Yeah, okay.
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653. Forget I said anything, okay?
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654. Just forget it. I didn't say anything.
Nothing happened.
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655. Forget about Rex.
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656. - We'll get you another guy.
- I don't want another guy. I'm not like you.
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657. I don't need one.
Why do you try and make me like you?
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658. What do you mean?
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659. I'm not like you. I don't need to do
what you do all the time.
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660. Okay. I see.
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661. Not like me, the turbo slut.
Is that what you mean?
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662. Are you saying
that I've got to do every guy I see?
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663. You certainly seem to enjoy it.
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664. What did you do?
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665. Did you act all perfect
and better than everybody?
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666. You think guys like you for that?
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667. They may not like it, but at least they
don't do it with me and go off and laugh.
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668. God, you're self-righteous.
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669. There you are. Is Rex Manning in yet?
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670. If he is, show him my eight-track.
It's great. It's The Family Way.
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671. It's in the vinyl section,
right underneath the...
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672. Please!
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673. What'd I do?
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674. You forgot your thingy!
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675. It's just something
I've always been able to do.
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676. I can tell you what color and what kind.
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677. All right. What am I wearing now?
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678. Jockeys.
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679. Navy blue.
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680. Am I right?
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681. I don't know.
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682. Well, why don't you check it out
and you let me know.
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683. Now, the $64,000 question.
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684. That's really nice.
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685. Don't.
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686. Don't what?
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687. Pretend like nothing happened.
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688. Just don't.
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689. When you told me that before...
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690. I freaked because...
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691. I don't think about you like that.
You're my best friend.
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692. I think we have something
better than that.
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693. Better.
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694. That's bullshit.
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695. You know it's bullshit.
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696. One for Miss Teen America.
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697. It's okay. I didn't spit on it.
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698. "Dishonesty"?
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699. What's that supposed to mean?
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700. And one for the man with the band.
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701. "Marc sucks."
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702. Hey, A.J., I made you a button.
"Stupid."
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703. You're just in time.
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704. Please.
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705. It's a surprise.
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706. Veto! Veto!
I'm not listening to it.
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707. - No, we're dancing to it.
- No, no, no.
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708. I am not going to dance to Rex Manning.
I'm not dancing.
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709. Why not? I am Rex Manning. I'm so sexy.
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710. - No. You're stupid.
- No, I'm sexy.
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711. Get off!
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712. Wait.
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713. You all having fun?
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714. I hope so!
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715. Don't let me stop you! Keep dancing!
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716. You better do it now...
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717. because by next week
this will be a Music Town!
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718. And I don't think they allow dancing
in Music Town!
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719. What are we supposed to do instead, Joe?
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720. What am I gonna do with this guy?
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721. What should I do?
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722. Turn him into the police?
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723. Send him to jail?
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724. Who do you think he's gonna come to...
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725. when he wants bail? Who?
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726. Me, right?
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727. Me.
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728. What should I do?
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729. Put in my own $9,000?
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730. And then I'm screwed!
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731. Don't worry, Joe.
You're a superb manager.
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732. Really?
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733. Superb.
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734. Keep it up.
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735. Superb.
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736. Say it again.
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737. Superb.
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738. You shit!
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739. That's my shoulder!
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740. Get in there, pinhead!
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741. No, don't.
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742. Don't do it. Joe.
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743. You deserved that.
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744. I know.
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745. Where's Rex?
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746. Got a better question: Where's Gina?
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747. I'll look upstairs.
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748. I'll check the bathroom.
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749. I'll check in storage.
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750. I'll check the sofa.
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751. How's it going, man?
Joe, I'm sorry I'm late.
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752. I brought pizza, in case anyone's hungry.
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753. So, what's up, man?
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754. Why you guys looking so glum?
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755. Where's sexy Rexy?
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756. It's funny that you put it that way.
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757. What?
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758. I'm not feeling so good.
Can I count out now?
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759. Why is the door locked?
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760. Where's Gina?
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761. Where's Rex?
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762. What, no applause?
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763. Get off!
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764. A.J.! A.J., stop. He's not worth it.
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765. Wise up, junior.
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766. Take your purse
and get the hell out of my store.
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767. Where's Jane?
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768. She quit.
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769. What?
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770. I lied about your hair. It looks stupid.
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771. And we all hate your new album.
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772. Not to mention the ones before that.
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773. You're a washed-up imposter.
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774. Why don't you all just fade away?
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775. How could you? With Rex Manning?
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776. I hate you.
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777. You better go home.
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778. Am I fired?
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779. Have I fired anyone today?
No. Why would I start with you?
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780. Is this how your life's going to be now?
You're going to screw every has-been...
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781. until your tits fall down
and they don't want you anymore?
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782. At least...
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783. I don't hide what I am.
Right, Corey?
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784. At least I'm not
some closet speed freak, right?
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785. You think I don't see what you do?
You think I don't see?
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786. - Shut up!
- I know what you do! What's this?
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787. What's this?
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788. What are these?
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789. What are these? Aspirins?
Vitamins? Breath mints?
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790. Diet pills?
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791. Diet pills?
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792. - What a surprise!
- Stop it!
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793. You know what, I could study all night if I was chowing
down speed, too, you know that I could.
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794. Here's one...
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795. for your perfect little face!
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796. And your perfect body!
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797. And your perfect family
and your perfect school!
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798. - And your perfect, perfect future!
- Gina, stop it!
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799. I'm stopping.
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800. Come on.
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801. - I'm stopping!
- Go home.
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802. It's always about her.
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803. It'll be fine. Really.
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804. No. It's not going to be fine!
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805. Nothing's ever fine, Joe! I'll show you fine!
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806. I'll show you perfect!
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807. I hate you!
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808. I hate you!
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809. Let's get her up, come on.
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810. Better?
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811. Come on. Let's dry you off.
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812. I guess nobody really has it all together.
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813. No.
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814. I feel like I should welcome you
to the neighborhood.
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815. Did you really want to do Rex Manning
in the count-out room?
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816. Is that how you always imagined
your first time would be?
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817. Your back up against the daily totals...
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818. and your feet pounding against the safe?
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819. "Oh, Rexy, stop that!"
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820. "You're so sexy!"
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821. Why are you being so nice to me?
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822. Let's save our Hallmark moment.
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823. Hey, Mark!
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824. You love Gwar!
Why don't you join the band?
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825. Mark, man, you play a mean guitar!
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826. It's really a shame that you must die!
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827. I love you, Eddie.
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828. Do you need a new night manager?
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829. What are you doing later?
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830. I don't know. I'm either going to jail or hell,
I can't decide which.
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831. Wherever you're going,
would you have dinner with me first?
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832. You bet.
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833. Can I ask you something?
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834. Do you know where Harvard is?
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835. It's near Boston.
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836. No, I mean,
do you really know where Harvard is?
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837. It's another planet.
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838. Another universe, totally unlike the one we know.
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839. Filled with big blond guys
with oar boats.
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840. What I am trying to say is that you and Corey
are just not made for each other.
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841. She's different than you. She's...
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842. Death is in the cards, huh?
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843. "Rest in peace. Deb."
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844. A Funeral.
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845. Is Debra not with us anymore?
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846. If Deb wants to die, let's show her
what a real funeral would be like.
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847. We are gathered here today
to pay our last respects to Debra.
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848. She left us and never said why.
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849. But I am really going to miss her.
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850. And I wish that I could have known her
a little bit better.
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851. Dogshit.
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852. Hey, dead people don't talk.
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853. - Berko, would you like to say something?
- Deb, I just...
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854. I just want you to stay.
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855. That's all.
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856. A.J., do you have something to say?
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857. Well, is it better to know or not to know?
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858. You see, I want to go to art school.
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859. But I'm afraid.
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860. Jesus, I hate this funeral.
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861. Empire Records, open till midnight.
This is Mark.
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862. - Midnight?
- Yes.
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863. Help me! Help me!
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864. - I'll take care of him, boss.
- Okay.
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865. I really miss Gina.
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866. That's really special, but aren't we
supposed to be talking about me?
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867. I know, I just can't stop
thinking about her.
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868. She's not afraid of life,
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869. and she's not afraid to be herself.
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870. And I wish that I could be like that.
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871. I wish I could be brave like Gina.
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872. You are brave.
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873. You're getting out of here.
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874. You're always talking about
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875. but I don't.
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876. I don't, because I want to sing in a band...
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877. but...
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878. I don't have the guts to even audition.
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879. And I know that if I don't do something,
I'm going to end up like my mother.
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880. Her life ended after high school.
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881. You're never going to be like your mother
if you don't want to be like her.
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882. You're going to be fine.
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883. That is so sweet, I think I'm going to barf.
Excuse me.
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884. Get down here.
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885. I used to pee in my bed.
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886. I did.
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887. I wet my bed until I was 10.
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888. My mother...
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889. turned me over to the county...
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890. when I was 10, too.
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891. Not for being a bed-wetter,
but for being a bad seed.
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892. Anyway...
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893. three years went by...
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894. and then Joe came.
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895. He took me out, and I became...
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896. the person that I am today.
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897. Look.
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898. I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic.
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899. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it
and a moisturizing strip.
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900. And it took me forever
just to get through my skin.
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901. I don't know.
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902. I was just really tired of being invisible.
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903. We love you, Debra.
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904. Warren, get out of the store.
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905. You can't tell me what to do, A.J.
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906. What are you doing with a gun?
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907. What do you think I'm doing?
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908. What the hell was that?
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909. - Christ!
- Holy shit, man!
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910. Why don't you let these people go?
What do you say?
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911. Good try, A.J. You trying to fool me, man?
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912. I'm not that dumb.
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913. You'll call the cops!
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914. - Warren's shooting up the place.
- My God, A.J.
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915. A.J.'s fine. Everybody stand back, okay?
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916. Jane, call 911.
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917. Do you see that, man?
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918. Wasn't that brilliant?
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919. Didn't you love that?
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920. You told me not to come back.
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921. Well, here I am.
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922. Give me the gun, Warren.
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923. I'll give you the gun.
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924. What are you doing?
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925. I wanted to have a little chat with Warren.
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926. Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun.
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927. What do you want, Warren?
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928. Stop calling me Warren! My name isn't...
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929. fucking Warren!
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930. His name isn't Warren.
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931. - His name isn't Warren.
- You can't kill me, Warren.
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932. I'm already dead.
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933. I talked to God. She says, "Yo, what's up?"
And she wants you to lose the gun.
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934. You are psycho!
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935. You are psycho!
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936. What the hell is wrong with you people?
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937. You all belong in the loony bin.
Every one of you.
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938. Forget you guys. I don't need you.
You think you're so happy
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939. and so goddamn great...
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940. because you work
in a freaking record store.
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941. You think you're so superior.
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942. Joe, Lucas steals $9,000 from you,
and you don't do dick to him?
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943. So you going to give me a job now?
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944. So that's it, Warren?
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945. You want to work in a record store?
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946. No.
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947. I think you're lying, Warren.
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948. He's not going to give me a job, man.
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949. How do you know?
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950. Why should he?
Why should anyone give me a job?
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951. He gave me a job.
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952. So do I get the job?
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953. Considering the fact that he's a minor
and he put blanks in the gun...
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954. there's really not a lot they can do to him.
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955. Thanks a lot, Officers.
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956. Take care, Warren. Stay out of trouble.
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957. Wait a minute.
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958. Warren, I made this for you.
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959. Wait.
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960. Can you keep it here for me?
So when I get back...
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961. Sure.
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962. Thanks, man.
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963. Hey, Warren, take care of yourself.
Don't let the man get you down.
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964. You, too, Lucas.
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965. Bye, Gina.
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966. Yeah, don't drop the soap.
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967. I got to call Mitchell.
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968. It's $1,900.
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969. - I sold my Vespa across the street.
- No.
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970. Here's $600 left over
from the Rex Manning expense account.
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971. Cool.
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972. There's about $30 from Debra's buttons.
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973. I have some money in my bag.
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974. Here's $2...
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975. and some Bazooka Joe for karma.
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976. Here's $23 from A.J.'s expense account.
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977. Maybe you can hock this, I don't know.
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978. That's...
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979. $3,050
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980. And...
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981. $6,000 more.
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982. It's not about money, OK?
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983. I hate money.
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984. I thought I knew what I was doing,
but I didn't, okay?
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985. I give up.
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986. Call Mitchell.
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987. - I think we can work something out...
- No, now's the time, just call him.
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988. Wait a second.
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989. Wait, give me a couple of seconds.
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990. So the perpetrator...
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991. will be taken to Juvenile Hall
and likely charged...
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992. with assault with a deadly weapon
possibly even kidnapping.
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993. I saw the whole thing go down.
You see, I work here.
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994. Hey, guys, check it out.
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995. Mark's on TV!
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996. Joining us is an eyewitness to the scene.
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997. An employee of the store who saw it.
Tell us what happened.
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998. This guy here kind of wigged out and all,
but that's besides the point.
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999. We're having a get-together here tonight.
There's gonna be free admission, live music, hits, chicks.
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1000. The full nine yards, man.
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1001. It'll be heavy shit. Here at midnight.
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1002. We're live on the air right now.
That's the story...
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1003. Anybody can come. Here at midnight.
Party on, man!
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1004. Damn the man! Save the Empire!
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1005. We've got to make some money.
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1006. You gotta invest in this
when you're young. A record is like life.
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1007. It goes around and around.
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1008. - How much is it?
- $80.
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1009. $5 a beer.
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1010. Plenty for everyone!
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1011. There you go.
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1012. You gotta buy something before you go in.
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1013. - You wanna buy some vinyl or something?
- Hi, Mitchell.
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1014. What is going on here?
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1015. Why do I get the feeling
that I am being royally screwed?
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1016. Because you are, Mitch.
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1017. There was no money in the bag.
One of my employees needed it.
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1018. Who took it?
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1019. Who took my money?
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1020. Mitch, this is some party.
I mean it's a hell of a turn-out.
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1021. Who are you?
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1022. - I'm Lucas. I still work here.
- How could I forget. We're talking...
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1023. I wanted to talk to you
about this Music Town thing.
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1024. Next week, you'll be the owner
of one of the many Music Towns...
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1025. - Across this great land, correct?
- Yes.
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1026. You like it because Music Town
raises prices, so you make more money.
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1027. You're a smart boy.
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1028. When Music Town comes in...
Joe is out.
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1029. A.J. is out.
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1030. All the beautiful little tattooed,
gum-chewing freaks are out as well.
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1031. And it pretty much goes
without saying, that I'm out.
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1032. Wish it had gone without saying,
but you won't shut up.
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1033. What I think Lucas is trying to say...
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1034. is that I'm going to open my own store.
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1035. You don't have the start-up capital.
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1036. - Yes, he does.
- No, I don't.
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1037. But I will.
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1038. I will get it.
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1039. I quit.
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1040. You knew, didn't you?
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1041. About what?
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1042. Everything.
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1043. About me,
what I wanted to do.
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1044. I knew you weren't happy.
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1045. Thank you for coming. 'Bye. Move along.
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1046. These are on sale with a coupon, right?
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1047. Doesn't anybody work in this store?
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1048. I do.
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1049. A.J.!
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1050. Leave the merchandise, take your cup,
get out! Bug someone outside!
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1051. Now!
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1052. Here's all your money. Count it.
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1053. I hate this place. You love it.
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1054. Let me sell it to you.
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1055. Cheap.
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1056. Thanks, you won't regret it.
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1057. Asshole.
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1058. I'll take it.
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1059. Give me that!
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1060. You!
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1061. - Take the lead.
- What?
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1062. Go on.
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1063. You're on.
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1064. Perfect.
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1065. Well, not entirely perfect.
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1066. Hi. What are you doing up here?
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1067. - Listen to me!
- Hello, Corey.
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1068. You're so special and so talented!
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1069. You have everything it takes!
More than everything it takes!
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1070. And you're really stupid
because you don't know that!
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1071. And I know you don't love me anymore
and I know that I blew it!
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1072. And if you don't go to art school...
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1073. if you don't understand how special
you are, then you know nothing.
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1074. I did love you and I still...
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1075. Only I didn't realize it was love
because it was more than love...
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1076. and it wasn't just some stupid feeling
in my stomach.
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1077. I'll never love anybody as much as you.
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1078. And I hate you! Why did you wait so long?
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1079. I quit.
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1080. I'm going to art school...
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1081. in Boston...
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1082. so I can be near you.
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1083. - Really?
- Yeah.
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1084. That guy, whatever his name is.
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1085. What's his name?
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1086. That dude with the shaved head?
The liar guy?
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1087. - Henry Rollins?
- Yes, the guy with tattoos all over.
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1088. I admit, Henry Rollins is sort of a puss.
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1089. Yeah, he's a total puss. His lyrics suck.
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1090. But you can't go and put down the Misfits.
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1091. They had everything it took
to be a great punk band.
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1092. They had good bass lines
and strong guitar chords...
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1093. even though they were only three.
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1094. They didn't even compare to Primus.
They were that old school stuff.
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1095. Why get into Primus?
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1096. - Primus sucks.
- Primus is the new stuff.
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1097. Out with the old, in with the new.
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1098. Religion's a bad thing if Primus
is what's gonna come around.
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1099. - What are you talking about?
- The fact that Primus has nothing.
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1100. They got good bass lines. I'll admit.
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1101. They have beautiful bass lines.
Six-string fretless bass...
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1102. Okay, but they're not
as good as the Pixies.
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1103. The Pixies have way better bass lines
than Primus.
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1104. So why didn't they stick around?
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1105. Because people wanted to do solo careers
and explore themselves...
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1106. as single entities instead of a band.
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1107. But that's like money.
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1108. No, it's not about money.
What are you talking about, "money"?
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1109. Yeah, it is.
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1110. and everything's going to be fine...
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