1. Write slip twice. Put money in the bag.Copy !req
2. Joe?Copy !req
3. Gina.Copy !req
4. Lucas, what are you doing in here?Copy !req
5. My life has reached its pinnacle.Copy !req
6. Joe's letting me close the store tonight.Copy !req
7. - You're kidding.
- I am not.Copy !req
8. Big responsibility, Lucas.Copy !req
9. Yes. But Joe's rules are extremely simple:Copy !req
10. Count money twice...Copy !req
11. keep my hands off of his beer...Copy !req
12. cigars...Copy !req
13. and drumsticks.Copy !req
14. My, my, how will you remember it all?Copy !req
15. Good luck. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
16. A responsibility like this
requires the obedience of a saint.Copy !req
17. "Music Town franchise option agreement"?Copy !req
18. They've gotta be kidding.Copy !req
19. In the immortal words of The Doors:Copy !req
20. "The time to hesitate is through."Copy !req
21. Hey.Copy !req
22. No more bets.Copy !req
23. Twenty-two.Copy !req
24. Twenty-two black.Copy !req
25. Who was that guy?Copy !req
26. Craps! End of roll! New roller!Copy !req
27. Place your bets, please,
ladies and gentlemen. Get your bets down.Copy !req
28. We have a high roller.Copy !req
29. $9,104. I counted it. Twice.Copy !req
30. I like your style.Copy !req
31. Well, Joe told me to count it twice.Copy !req
32. No more bets, please, ladies and gentlemen.
Put your bets down. Put your bets down.Copy !req
33. So do I just throw it and get a seven?Copy !req
34. - That would be very good, sir.
- Feeling lucky?Copy !req
35. I'm guided by a force
much greater than luck.Copy !req
36. Seven! A winner!Copy !req
37. - Baby, you are sex.
- I know.Copy !req
38. Same lucky shooter.Copy !req
39. Get your bets down, please.
Hot shooter on the line.Copy !req
40. You know what? Let it ride.Copy !req
41. Oh.Copy !req
42. Hot dice coming out.Copy !req
43. That's an $18,000 bet.
Sure you know what you're doing, kid?Copy !req
44. I know this: That if I win this roll...Copy !req
45. I will save the place that I work
from being sold...Copy !req
46. and the jobs of my friends that work there.Copy !req
47. Thus striking a blow at all that is evil...Copy !req
48. and making this world
a better place to live in.Copy !req
49. - Huh?
- What?Copy !req
50. And I'll buy you guys a drink.Copy !req
51. Hey, party. Okay.Copy !req
52. No more bets, please. Get your bets down.Copy !req
53. Joe...Copy !req
54. this one's for you.Copy !req
55. - Two. Craps. End of roll.
- Oh.Copy !req
56. You know something? You used to be cute.Copy !req
57. And you used to have $9,000.Copy !req
58. I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.Copy !req
59. Lucas? Hey, Lucas.Copy !req
60. Lucas. Hey, Lucas.Copy !req
61. What the hell are you doing here, man?Copy !req
62. Something happened to me last night
in Atlantic City.Copy !req
63. Oh, you went to Atlantic City?Copy !req
64. Wow. Did you win anything?Copy !req
65. No, I did not win.Copy !req
66. So if you guys ever wonder
if it was nice to know you...Copy !req
67. I tell you now that it was.Copy !req
68. Shit, man, what happened?Copy !req
69. What happened?Copy !req
70. I do not regret the things I've done,
but those I did not do.Copy !req
71. Lucas, how much?Copy !req
72. How much?Copy !req
73. Shit. Okay.Copy !req
74. What do you mean by "shit," man?
What's up, huh?Copy !req
75. Well, Lucas doesn't have any money,
and Joe let him close the store last night.Copy !req
76. Yeah? So?Copy !req
77. Heh, heh. Oh. Heh.Copy !req
78. I guess he didn't live up
to the responsibility of the position. Heh.Copy !req
79. No, not the full responsibility.Copy !req
80. - Oh, yeah.
- Uh-oh. Shut up.Copy !req
81. Hey, what's up, Joe?Copy !req
82. Hey, Joe. Heh.Copy !req
83. What's up with the boss threads, man?Copy !req
84. - Frigging Rex Manning Day.
- Mm, what's up with the hostility, Joe?Copy !req
85. Say no more, mon amourCopy !req
86. Lips are for kissing, baby
Je t'adoreCopy !req
87. Mwah. Heh.Copy !req
88. Mark.Copy !req
89. - Phone.
- Oh, phone, right.Copy !req
90. Empire Records,
open till midnight. This is Mark.Copy !req
91. Yeah. Hey, it's the bank.Copy !req
92. Yeah, it's Joe.Copy !req
93. - Are you sure?
- Empire.Copy !req
94. - It should be.
- Sorry. Uh, heh.Copy !req
95. Empire Records, this is Mark.Copy !req
96. I don't know. I'll have to check.Copy !req
97. - It's the boss.
- Give me a sec, please.Copy !req
98. Yeah, Mitch. Mitch, Mitch,
will you stop yelling, please?Copy !req
99. What is wrong, Joe?Copy !req
100. Joe, what is it?Copy !req
101. Argh. Lucas? No way. Come on.Copy !req
102. - Aw...
- Here he comes.Copy !req
103. Damn it, Lucas!Copy !req
104. What's the matter, Joe?Copy !req
105. - Surprise!
- What? What is it?Copy !req
106. Happy Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
107. When did you have time to make these?Copy !req
108. Dad says there are 24 usable hours
in every day. Thank you.Copy !req
109. You absolutely amaze me. You are a nerd.Copy !req
110. That's me. Heh, heh.Copy !req
111. - All right, so...
- So?Copy !req
112. - So?
- So.Copy !req
113. So today...Copy !req
114. I will offer myself to Rex Manning.
- All right!Copy !req
115. - Yes!
- I love you.Copy !req
116. No, like this.Copy !req
117. Get your tongue off my record.Copy !req
118. Do you think Rex is the right guy
for my first time?Copy !req
119. Oh.Copy !req
120. I think he's perfect for you, Corey.Copy !req
121. - Hey, Joe.
- Yeah.Copy !req
122. I need to ask your advice.Copy !req
123. You know a lot about love and women...Copy !req
124. and that sort of thing.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
125. My wife left me for another woman, and
my girlfriend forced me to leave at gunpoint.Copy !req
126. - Does this qualify me?
- Oh, yeah, definitely.Copy !req
127. Look, Joe, I've decided that today is the day
that I'm gonna tell Corey how I feel about her.Copy !req
128. Uh-huh.Copy !req
129. No, I know what you're thinking,
but I really am.Copy !req
130. I mean, I've been working here off and on
for five years, man.Copy !req
131. So I've gotta tell her how I feel,
you know? I gotta tell her that I...Copy !req
132. Well, you know, that I...Copy !req
133. - Love her.
- Yeah.Copy !req
134. Now, how do I do that?Copy !req
135. You say, "I love you."Copy !req
136. What do you want, written instructions?Copy !req
137. - If I find that kid, I swear I'm gonna kill him.
- Okay.Copy !req
138. - I'll tell her this morning.
- Good.Copy !req
139. - By noon. Definitely.
- Great.Copy !req
140. - No, by noon or 1.
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
141. By 1:37 exactly, Joe.Copy !req
142. - Well, good luck.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
143. Don't be sad, girl
Just be glad, girlCopy !req
144. You're not a bad girlCopy !req
145. Oh, God, remember the first time he sang it
on The Family Way.Copy !req
146. - Yeah.
- I got so excited I almost choked on a pretzel.Copy !req
147. - Don't go in there.
- Happy Rex Manning Day!Copy !req
148. I got something to tell you.
Both of you. It's really crazy news.Copy !req
149. Come on, Lucas, pick up the phone.
Pick it up.Copy !req
150. Come on, buckethead!Copy !req
151. Hi, Joe.Copy !req
152. - Does Joe know?
- Nope, so just act normal.Copy !req
153. - Hi, Joe.
- What's up, Joe?Copy !req
154. - What's new, Joe?
- How you doing?Copy !req
155. - Damn!
- Okay.Copy !req
156. Lucky green. Come on.Copy !req
157. Let's see who goes first. I got a brown!Copy !req
158. Anybody got brown?Copy !req
159. - Brown.
- No.Copy !req
160. Orange.Copy !req
161. - Oh, shit.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
162. Nothing left to sing about this time
It's over nowCopy !req
163. The word is out
It hit the pollsCopy !req
164. Claimed a place among the rest
Of today's new thingsCopy !req
165. And last night's showsCopy !req
166. The have-you-heards
and the did-you-knowsCopy !req
167. But I've got my place
Will you be stillCopy !req
168. And try to keep from buying?Copy !req
169. But it seems I never get enough of meCopy !req
170. Seems I never get enough of meCopy !req
171. Seems I never get enough of meCopy !req
172. Seems I never get enough of meCopy !req
173. Hey.Copy !req
174. - What you doing, man?
- Exercising my veto, man.Copy !req
175. It's only 9:00.
You sure you want to do that?Copy !req
176. Mark, listening to this crap
is guaranteed to make you sterile.Copy !req
177. Maybe I want to be sterile.Copy !req
178. Corey, what are you doing here?Copy !req
179. Calculus. I hate it, but my dad says
I've gotta get an A.Copy !req
180. No, I mean, you know you're not on
until this afternoon, right?Copy !req
181. Heh. Joe, it's Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
182. Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
183. Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy.Copy !req
184. You call me on my carphone
With that je ne sais quoiCopy !req
185. You say you need a little
Of my ooh-la-laCopy !req
186. I know you get lonely
In your canopy bedCopy !req
187. But say no more, baby
I'll be running every redCopy !req
188. Say no more, mon amourCopy !req
189. Here's how you do it.Copy !req
190. I'll bring my loving right to your front doorCopy !req
191. Here I come, baby
Je t'adoreCopy !req
192. Lips are for kissing, baby
So say no moreCopy !req
193. Could you please not sing, Mark?Copy !req
194. You know what, Joe?Copy !req
195. One of these days,
I'm gonna show you little people.Copy !req
196. Well, on that day,
I'll jump out of my wheelchair and do a dance.Copy !req
197. So how about today, huh?Copy !req
198. Rex Manning Day. Uh-oh.Copy !req
199. - Mark.
- Lucas.Copy !req
200. - Lucas.
- Joe.Copy !req
201. - Where's the money?
- Joe, the money is gone.Copy !req
202. Yeah, I know it's gone.Copy !req
203. - Where's it gone to?
- Atlantic City.Copy !req
204. - Atlantic City.
- Yeah.Copy !req
205. Is it coming back from Atlantic City?Copy !req
206. Heh. Uh, I don't think so, Joe.Copy !req
207. What's it doing in Atlantic City?Copy !req
208. Recirculating.Copy !req
209. Recirculating.Copy !req
210. Are you pissed off, Joe?Copy !req
211. - Lucas. Lucas.
- Joe. Joe.Copy !req
212. Lucas, listen to me.Copy !req
213. I told Mitchell Beck
that you forgot to deposit the money.Copy !req
214. I told Mitchell that the money was still here.Copy !req
215. Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City.Copy !req
216. I swear.Copy !req
217. Shut up.Copy !req
218. Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.Copy !req
219. - It could be in other cities by now.
- Oh, shut up!Copy !req
220. Under no circumstance do I want you
to leave that couch.Copy !req
221. Unless it's to get me $9000.Copy !req
222. And then you bring it here to me, okay?Copy !req
223. Joe, I think it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
224. What makes you think that?Copy !req
225. Who knows where thoughts come from?
They just appear.Copy !req
226. Mm-hm.Copy !req
227. What a moron.Copy !req
228. - Are you Corey Mason?
- For me?Copy !req
229. - Mm-hm.
- Oh, wow, thank you.Copy !req
230. - Mm-hm. Later.
- Yeah, bye. Thank you.Copy !req
231. "To the number one in her class.
Harvard, 1999.Copy !req
232. Make me proud. Love, Daddy."
That's sweet.Copy !req
233. God, nothing's ever enough for him, huh?Copy !req
234. Oh, no, I'm sure he didn't mean it like that.
No, I'm sure he didn't.Copy !req
235. Excuse me.Copy !req
236. Hi. How are you today?Copy !req
237. All right.Copy !req
238. Mm...Copy !req
239. Hi, Debra.Copy !req
240. - She hates me.
- Yeah, she hates me too.Copy !req
241. But I have enough sense to hate her back.Copy !req
242. - Good morning, Deb.
- Hi, Deb.Copy !req
243. Lucas, are you in trouble?Copy !req
244. Did you need the money?Copy !req
245. If you are in trouble, you can talk to me.
You know that.Copy !req
246. Joe, we're all in some kind of trouble.
Am I the only one who sees it?Copy !req
247. You know, Deb's in trouble.Copy !req
248. - And A.J.'s in trouble.
- A.J.'s not in trouble.Copy !req
249. - And Corey is in trouble.
- Corey's not in trouble, she's going to Harvard.Copy !req
250. - Mark's in trouble. Eddie's in trouble...
- Hey, I'm the one who's in trouble here.Copy !req
251. Every minute that goes by
and I don't call the cops...Copy !req
252. I look like a bigger banana head.Copy !req
253. Joe, I can categorically say
that you are not a bigger banana head.Copy !req
254. You screwed me, Lucas.
You know that, right?Copy !req
255. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
256. - Call Mitchell? Tell him I lied?
- It seems like a viable option.Copy !req
257. I swear to God, if you are
fooling with me, I will kill you.Copy !req
258. Hmm.Copy !req
259. - A.J., I need another closer.
- Joe, I opened, man.Copy !req
260. Come on, look, I wouldn't ask...Copy !req
261. but I have got no choice.Copy !req
262. I can close.Copy !req
263. Heh. Yeah, I can close. It's cool.Copy !req
264. They just raised my rent,
so I could use the money.Copy !req
265. Well, damn the man.Copy !req
266. Oh, God, I am in hell!Copy !req
267. Do you think it's possible for someone to be in
love with someone else and not even know it?Copy !req
268. In this life,
there are nothing but possibilities.Copy !req
269. Well, that's good.Copy !req
270. Because I have to tell Corey
that I love her by 1:37.Copy !req
271. That's an excellent time.Copy !req
272. Wow.Copy !req
273. You did have hair
when you went in there, right?Copy !req
274. Yeah, it's still in the sink
if you wanna glue it.Copy !req
275. Hey, Lucas, is it true you
committed the perfect crime?Copy !req
276. Not entirely perfect.Copy !req
277. You see that, man?Copy !req
278. Hey, Debra, wait a minute.
What's with you today?Copy !req
279. - Bad hair day.
- No, I mean with this.Copy !req
280. What is this, huh? What happened?Copy !req
281. I went to rock 'n' roll heaven
and I wasn't on the guest list.Copy !req
282. Now, please, move. I've gotta go to work.Copy !req
283. No. Now you tell me what is going on.Copy !req
284. I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet
Rex Manning. Now excuse me, I'm going.Copy !req
285. Listen to me.
This isn't funny. I'm not joking.Copy !req
286. I won't let you go
until you tell me what's going on.Copy !req
287. - Mind your own business.
- She's fine.Copy !req
288. She's amazing.Copy !req
289. Thank you.Copy !req
290. A.J., she's in the store.Copy !req
291. She's gonna be okay.Copy !req
292. What's with you?Copy !req
293. Yesterday you were normal, and today you're
like the Chinese guy from The Karate Kid.Copy !req
294. What's with you today?Copy !req
295. What's with "today" today?Copy !req
296. I don't know.Copy !req
297. Oh. wow.Copy !req
298. Mm...Copy !req
299. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
300. I'm just your typical nutty teenager
in America.Copy !req
301. Oh, before you guys hear all about it...Copy !req
302. That's supposed to be a joke, right?Copy !req
303. No, you're the joke.Copy !req
304. Well, Sinead O'Rebellion...Copy !req
305. shock me, shock me, shock me
with that deviant behavior.Copy !req
306. That is so clever. I swear to God,
you get smarter the shorter your skirt gets.Copy !req
307. You get smarter the shorter your hair gets.Copy !req
308. - So probably a good thing you went with that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
309. - It's a wonderful look for you, darling.
- Thank you.Copy !req
310. Joe.Copy !req
311. Joe.Copy !req
312. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
313. Yeah, I want to report a robbery.Copy !req
314. No, I will not hold...Copy !req
315. Excuse me. Ow.Copy !req
316. Excuse me. Ow.Copy !req
317. - Veto!
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
318. What's up with that, Gina? Huh?Copy !req
319. You know it's too early.
It makes the customers all crazy-like.Copy !req
320. That's the whole point.Copy !req
321. - Eddie!
- What's up, dude?Copy !req
322. I heard your music playing when I got in.Copy !req
323. - That's pretty scary stuff.
- It was moshy.Copy !req
324. And I'm glad to say that I made you a tape
last night for educational purposes.Copy !req
325. Well, here's the deal. You start off
with a little classical music, a little Puppy.Copy !req
326. And then you got some Shags
on there, and Residents...Copy !req
327. and a little Floyd, Zeppelin.
- Floyd is very cool.Copy !req
328. Yeah, dude. Another very cool thing is,
I made you these.Copy !req
329. Now, they're my special recipe,
and you know what that means.Copy !req
330. Lots of sugar.Copy !req
331. Now, Mark, you gotta
understand something here.Copy !req
332. This music is the glue of the world, Mark.Copy !req
333. It holds it all together. Without this...Copy !req
334. life would be meaningless.Copy !req
335. Dude, have you heard about Lucas?Copy !req
336. Hey, Lucas, man.Copy !req
337. I heard you, like, went to Vegas
and, like, married a mobster's wife...Copy !req
338. and now you've got a hit on you
and stuff. Is that true?Copy !req
339. Not entirely true.Copy !req
340. Oh. Well, Outlaw Man, we salute you.Copy !req
341. - Thank you, Eddie.
- No problem.Copy !req
342. This song goes out to
our employee of the week, Lucas.Copy !req
343. Oh, a little tribute, man.Copy !req
344. The best things in life are freeCopy !req
345. But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want moneyCopy !req
346. That's what I wantCopy !req
347. Lucas wants money!Copy !req
348. That's what I wantCopy !req
349. Lots of money!Copy !req
350. Joe's money!Copy !req
351. Your love gives me such a thrillCopy !req
352. Oops. It's Joe.Copy !req
353. But your love won't pay my bills
I want moneyCopy !req
354. That's what I wantCopy !req
355. That's what I wantCopy !req
356. What the hell's this, Joe?Copy !req
357. "Rules and standards
for Music Town employee conduct"?Copy !req
358. Put these in the boxes.Copy !req
359. - Music Town? We're not a Music Town.
- No, we're not a Music Town...Copy !req
360. - ... yet.
- Isn't Music Town a chain, Joe?Copy !req
361. "No gum chewing will be allowed
inside the store"?Copy !req
362. - They're turning us into a Music Town?
- Why didn't you tell us?Copy !req
363. - Because I was trying to stop it.
- What do you mean?Copy !req
364. I got together enough money to make Mitch
an offer. He was gonna make me a partner.Copy !req
365. - I could've bought him out eventually.
- You'd buy Empire?Copy !req
366. - Well, that's a good thing, right? Heh.
- Wow, that'd be fantastic.Copy !req
367. Do you think it's gonna happen now?Copy !req
368. I have to pay for what Mr. Brilliant here did.Copy !req
369. - It's over, kids, okay?
- Mitchell is the man, Joe.Copy !req
370. Yeah, and "the man" calls all the shots.Copy !req
371. Damn the man.Copy !req
372. Let me explain it to you.Copy !req
373. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot...Copy !req
374. you're the screw-up, and we're all losers.Copy !req
375. Welcome to Music Town.Copy !req
376. "No visible tattoos."Copy !req
377. "No revealing clothing."Copy !req
378. We're both screwed.Copy !req
379. At least you're used to it.Copy !req
380. No, Debra, don't be bitter.Copy !req
381. Certainly with your ever-growing collection
of flesh-mutilating silver appendages...Copy !req
382. and your brand-new
neo-Nazi boot camp makeover...Copy !req
383. the boys will come running.
- Let's not fight, let's just rip.Copy !req
384. But we mustn't dwell.Copy !req
385. No, not today.Copy !req
386. We can't!Copy !req
387. Not on Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
388. Yeah!Copy !req
389. Joe, is it okay if I leave the couch?
I'm gonna leave the couch now, okay?Copy !req
390. My ass has fallen asleep,
so I gotta go. I'm leaving.Copy !req
391. - I guess you didn't leave the couch.
- Not the whole couch.Copy !req
392. Oh.
I've decided I'm gonna start a band.Copy !req
393. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
394. First thing you need is a name.Copy !req
395. Then you'll know
what kind of band you've got.Copy !req
396. Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
397. I was kind of thinking about "Marc."Copy !req
398. What do you think of that?Copy !req
399. Is that with a C or with a K?Copy !req
400. Well, my name is with...Copy !req
401. a K. Heh.Copy !req
402. So I was thinking
maybe my band could be with a C...Copy !req
403. so that way it's like
that psychedelic trip thing.Copy !req
404. Always play with their minds.Copy !req
405. - Nice selection.
- What?Copy !req
406. - Help you with anything?
- No, I'm all right, thanks.Copy !req
407. - You like music?
- Yeah.Copy !req
408. Mm, me too.Copy !req
409. - The fat man walks alone.
- What?Copy !req
410. What's up?Copy !req
411. What are you, some kind of weirdo?Copy !req
412. It's a big coat you're wearing.
Lots of pocket room.Copy !req
413. Yeah.Copy !req
414. See you.Copy !req
415. I'm sure I'll bump into you.Copy !req
416. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
417. Shoplifter!Copy !req
418. Hey!Copy !req
419. Isn't it customary to leave the scene
after committing the crime?Copy !req
420. Definitely an amateur.Copy !req
421. Attention, Rex Manning fans, to your left...Copy !req
422. you will notice a shoplifter
being chased by the night manager, Lucas.Copy !req
423. This young man will be caught...Copy !req
424. deep-fried in a vat of hot oil,
and served to our first 100 customers.Copy !req
425. Just another tasty treat
from the gang at Empire Records.Copy !req
426. Oh!Copy !req
427. Shit.Copy !req
428. He cut it too short.Copy !req
429. No, it's fine. Really, it's fabulous.Copy !req
430. - Oh, God.
- What?Copy !req
431. Look at this place.Copy !req
432. Come on, Rex,
there is no gig too small, all right?Copy !req
433. Middle America buys your records. Now
come on. We got a lot of fans waiting in there.Copy !req
434. Yeah, this is Joe Reaves,
from the Empire Record store.Copy !req
435. We have a shoplifter in custody.Copy !req
436. Uh-huh.Copy !req
437. How old are you?Copy !req
438. Old enough to kick your butt
through your skull...Copy !req
439. and splatter your brains on the wall.
- He's a juvenile.Copy !req
440. - No.
- Thanks.Copy !req
441. What's your name?Copy !req
442. Warren Beatty.Copy !req
443. Okay, Warren, stand up.Copy !req
444. Hold these against your chest.
They'll take a photograph of you.Copy !req
445. - Why don't you go shove them up your ass?
- Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.Copy !req
446. - Take him over there.
- Okay.Copy !req
447. And they said no revealing clothing,
didn't they?Copy !req
448. I think Music Town is actually torn
on the revealing garment issue.Copy !req
449. I think so.Copy !req
450. - Revealing clothing.
- Gina.Copy !req
451. Gina.Copy !req
452. - Gina. Gina.
Ha-ha-ha.Copy !req
453. Ha!Copy !req
454. Yes.Copy !req
455. Gina, would you please get dressed?Copy !req
456. - No.
- Corey, turn that down.Copy !req
457. A.J., up on the roof. Fix the sign.
Lucas, take the photograph.Copy !req
458. - Music Town. I can handle Music Town.
- Hello?Copy !req
459. Oh.Copy !req
460. Welcome to Music Town.
May I service you?Copy !req
461. Gina, get dressed. Corey, work.Copy !req
462. - You must be Joe Reaves.
- Yeah, I'm Joe. You must be Jane.Copy !req
463. - Me, Joe. You, Jane.
- Shut up, Warren.Copy !req
464. - Heh. This is Rex Manning.
- It's a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
465. - We all love the new album.
- Good for you.Copy !req
466. What's he doing here?Copy !req
467. Let me introduce you to everybody.
This is Gina. This is Corey.Copy !req
468. Lucas, A.J...Copy !req
469. and, uh, Warren.
- Hi.Copy !req
470. I'm Rex. Great to be here.Copy !req
471. I have all your albums.Copy !req
472. That's terrific, Corey. Thank you.Copy !req
473. Hey, Rex, what happened to your hair?Copy !req
474. Well, the stylist, if you can call him that,
got a little carried away. No biggie.Copy !req
475. Looks good.Copy !req
476. - See? He likes it.
- I like it.Copy !req
477. Great. Let's go to work.Copy !req
478. Higher.Copy !req
479. That was fabulous, Warren. Thank you.Copy !req
480. Women.Copy !req
481. - I still don't like my hair.
- Just try to smile, all right?Copy !req
482. I don't like the chair.Copy !req
483. - What do you mean?
- I don't like the chair.Copy !req
484. What's wrong with the chair?
Just sit in the chair.Copy !req
485. I don't want to sit in it.Copy !req
486. - Are you just gonna stand there?
- Excuse me.Copy !req
487. Mr. Manning, this is a very nice chair.Copy !req
488. - Thank you, Joseph.
- Thank you.Copy !req
489. - Pen.
- Hi.Copy !req
490. - Hi, what's your name?
- Kathy.Copy !req
491. - K-A-T-H-Y.
- Okay.Copy !req
492. - I've seen every episode of The Family Way.
- Oh, yeah?Copy !req
493. And you were my favorite singer
in high school.Copy !req
494. Who's your favorite singer now?Copy !req
495. You! It's still you!Copy !req
496. Bye.Copy !req
497. There're so many babes out there.Copy !req
498. Gotta get Rex some water,
because Rex is very, very thirsty.Copy !req
499. Make sure it's bottled water.Copy !req
500. - Mark.
- Yeah.Copy !req
501. Who's your favorite singer?Copy !req
502. Axl.Copy !req
503. Well, if Axl Rose was driving
down the highway...Copy !req
504. and saw Rex Manning stranded
on the side of the road...Copy !req
505. you think Axl Rose
would stop and help him?Copy !req
506. Does Axl have a jack?Copy !req
507. No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel,
take aim, pound on the gas...Copy !req
508. and take that sucker out!Copy !req
509. Warren, Warren! Where do you get
this hostility from?Copy !req
510. Who glued these quarters down?Copy !req
511. - I did.
- What the hell for, man?Copy !req
512. I don't feel that I need
to explain my art to you, Warren.Copy !req
513. Warren.Copy !req
514. Look what you took.Copy !req
515. Rap...Copy !req
516. metal...Copy !req
517. rap...Copy !req
518. metal...Copy !req
519. Whitney Houston.Copy !req
520. - It's for my girlfriend, okay?
- Sure it is.Copy !req
521. You know, someone like you
needs to diminish...Copy !req
522. their criminal impulses, not magnify them.
Maybe some jazz or some classical.Copy !req
523. Maybe you bite me.Copy !req
524. Do any of you, uh, like
Rex Manning's new record?Copy !req
525. What?Copy !req
526. Dance Party, U.S.A.
teenybopper type of shit, right?Copy !req
527. Actually, it tested well
amongst teenage males.Copy !req
528. Jane, did you compare the percentage
of teenage male Rex Manning fans...Copy !req
529. to the incidence of homosexuality
amongst teenage males?Copy !req
530. No.Copy !req
531. Hi, who should I make it out to?Copy !req
532. - Denise.
- Denise. Denise.Copy !req
533. - I've always loved that name.
- Thank you, but it's not mine. It's my mom's.Copy !req
534. She loves you. I've never even heard of you.Copy !req
535. Okay. Does your mother still have
her own teeth?Copy !req
536. Forget it.Copy !req
537. - Cool hair.
- Ah.Copy !req
538. Say no more, mon amourCopy !req
539. Say no more, mon amourCopy !req
540. Say no more, mon amourCopy !req
541. Say no moreCopy !req
542. - Berko.
- Lucas. Heard a story about you.Copy !req
543. Really? Which one?Copy !req
544. Where you stole $9,000...Copy !req
545. went to Atlantic City...Copy !req
546. and there's a contract out on you.Copy !req
547. Hey, has anyone seen Debra today?Copy !req
548. Yeah, we saw her.Copy !req
549. She shaved her head...Copy !req
550. and she has a bandage on her wrist.Copy !req
551. - Really?
- Really.Copy !req
552. Who are you?Copy !req
553. I'm Jane.Copy !req
554. Oh.Copy !req
555. I work for Rex Manning.Copy !req
556. Oh.Copy !req
557. You think that's funny, huh?Copy !req
558. If you'll excuse me...Copy !req
559. You're quitting? You can't quit.Copy !req
560. Ah, it's not them. It's Rex.Copy !req
561. You know, I don't even like his music.Copy !req
562. Come on, Jane. You gotta stay.Copy !req
563. I need a change of scenery.Copy !req
564. Honey, come on, you can't do it to...Copy !req
565. I can't believe it. She quit!Copy !req
566. There ought to be a lawCopy !req
567. CriminalCopy !req
568. There ought to be a whole lot moreCopy !req
569. Yeah!Copy !req
570. Yeah!Copy !req
571. We got what you wantCopy !req
572. And you got the lustCopy !req
573. If you want bloodCopy !req
574. You got itCopy !req
575. If you want bloodCopy !req
576. You got itCopy !req
577. Blood on the streetsCopy !req
578. Blood on the rocksCopy !req
579. Every last drop
You want bloodCopy !req
580. You got itCopy !req
581. If you want bloodCopy !req
582. You got itCopy !req
583. Excuse me, ladies.
Less shimmy, more selling. Thank you.Copy !req
584. Guess who's here.Copy !req
585. How are you?
Mitchell Beck. I own this place.Copy !req
586. Good to meet you. You have a nice store.Copy !req
587. Ah, nice of you to say. I tell you, though,
you should have seen it originally.Copy !req
588. Beck's Bath and Bidet.Copy !req
589. Bathroom fixture emporium.
My grandfather started it.Copy !req
590. It was my beatnik father
who turned it into a record store.Copy !req
591. I tell you, if I was selling toilets today,
I'd be a rich man.Copy !req
592. Joe. What's with you?
You're sweating like a pig.Copy !req
593. - It's nice to see you too, Mitch.
- Yeah.Copy !req
594. Joe, come on,
is this the way we treat Mr. Manning?Copy !req
595. - Where's the fresh fruit? Champagne?
- Not necessary.Copy !req
596. No, no, please.Copy !req
597. - He's a big star.
- Big, huge star. Big, big.Copy !req
598. - Let's get him something. Okay.
- Sure.Copy !req
599. Joe, I'm going by the bank.Copy !req
600. Why don't you give me last night's deposit?
I wanna make sure it gets there this time.Copy !req
601. - It's okay, I'll take care of it.
- No, you're a busy man, let me.Copy !req
602. I said, I'll handle it.Copy !req
603. Okay?Copy !req
604. Mitch, Mitch.Copy !req
605. Mitch, have you met Warren?Copy !req
606. - Who are you?
- Lucas. I work here.Copy !req
607. Have you met Warren?Copy !req
608. I wanted to talk to you about Warren.Copy !req
609. Young Warren came into the store today...Copy !req
610. and put on a little demonstration
for all the store employees.Copy !req
611. Very motivational. It was inspiring, actually.Copy !req
612. And, gosh, he made quite an impression
on everybody.Copy !req
613. I'm intrigued. I'm spellbound.Copy !req
614. Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?
Thank you.Copy !req
615. Like your hair.Copy !req
616. - Are you okay?
- Why do you care?Copy !req
617. - You didn't care last night.
- Yes, I did.Copy !req
618. Look, this isn't about you, okay?Copy !req
619. I got home last night and I thought
about everything that had happened...Copy !req
620. and everything that had happened
the night before that...Copy !req
621. and the week before that
and the year before that.Copy !req
622. The only thing that was different was
something else was making me feel shitty.Copy !req
623. I'm trying to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
624. I just said, this wasn't about you.Copy !req
625. Look, you didn't do anything wrong.
I'm screwed up, okay?Copy !req
626. We're all screwed up.Copy !req
627. Don't touch me right now.Copy !req
628. I just want you to get up,
and I want you to walk away.Copy !req
629. Corey, ahem, I've gotta tell you something.Copy !req
630. It's about how I feel about you.Copy !req
631. I...Copy !req
632. I...Copy !req
633. I really, really, really...Copy !req
634. Oh, God.Copy !req
635. You know that feeling
when you get out of a hot bath?Copy !req
636. You just feel really refreshed and nice.Copy !req
637. You make me feel like...
You make me feel like a bath?Copy !req
638. You're like vanilla ice cream.
French vanilla ice cream, yeah.Copy !req
639. Unh.Copy !req
640. This is bullshit, man!Copy !req
641. The long arm of the law
has embraced our dear friend Warren.Copy !req
642. - I'm Joe Reaves, manager. Everything okay?
- Such bullshit, man.Copy !req
643. - We've got it under control.
- Joe, tell them.Copy !req
644. - You need a statement?
- No, got one from Mr. Lucas.Copy !req
645. Oh, Mr. Lucas over there. He took $9,000!Copy !req
646. Hey, that's enough.Copy !req
647. - I just took a couple of CDs.
- That's enough. That is enough. Come on.Copy !req
648. - Lucas, I thought you were my friend.
- Take care. Don't let the man get you down.Copy !req
649. - Don't want to see you back in the store.
- Bye.Copy !req
650. I'm gonna get you!
I'm not playing this time!Copy !req
651. I'll be back and you'll be sorry!Copy !req
652. - You're gonna pay for this!
- Whoo.Copy !req
653. "You'll be sorry!"Copy !req
654. I'm already sorry.Copy !req
655. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
656. I'm just doing the quarterly
income tax returns.Copy !req
657. I'm almost done.Copy !req
658. Look, Deb, um...Copy !req
659. if you need to talk about anything...Copy !req
660. Gonna fix me, Joe?Copy !req
661. Okay, fix me. I'll listen.Copy !req
662. I didn't mean that. Ahem.Copy !req
663. I mean, should I call your mother
or something, or?Copy !req
664. Great. If you find her,
could you give me her number?Copy !req
665. Because I'd like to talk to her myself.Copy !req
666. I know you didn't mean anything.Copy !req
667. You're doing a good job, Deb.Copy !req
668. I feel a lot better.Copy !req
669. Joe, dear.Copy !req
670. Best boss in the world.Copy !req
671. Can I bring Rex his lunch?Copy !req
672. Berko's taking him his lunch.Copy !req
673. Joe, Berko's gonna insult him right to his face.
I don't think that's such a good idea.Copy !req
674. Look, I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80
up his butt and lights it.Copy !req
675. In fact I hope he sticks one up mine.
Might be an improvement.Copy !req
676. Joe, I have to bring Rex his lunch.Copy !req
677. Berko is.Copy !req
678. Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.Copy !req
679. Berko is.Copy !req
680. I'm bringing Rex his lunch!Copy !req
681. All right.Copy !req
682. Thanks, Joe.Copy !req
683. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
684. Not another drive-in movieCopy !req
685. You know you can't be stillCopy !req
686. Mm, move meCopy !req
687. Snake, snakeCopy !req
688. One more button undoneCopy !req
689. Next week I'll be a lousy liarCopy !req
690. Ooh.Copy !req
691. Guava food groups, Corey.Copy !req
692. - Goodbye, Mark.
- What? Hey, hey, whoa.Copy !req
693. Well, this looks very elegant.Copy !req
694. Yeah.Copy !req
695. Boy, talking to all those women
can make you work up an appetite.Copy !req
696. Hmm.Copy !req
697. I'll bet it does.Copy !req
698. I think I got everything.
I'm all set. Thank you.Copy !req
699. So am I.Copy !req
700. Well...Copy !req
701. You know, I can't help but notice
you sitting there staring at me.Copy !req
702. I was just thinking how I used to
imagine marrying you...Copy !req
703. when you were on The Family Way.Copy !req
704. Marrying me?Copy !req
705. You must've been a baby back then.Copy !req
706. I'm not a baby now.Copy !req
707. You're a sweet girl.Copy !req
708. I'm not as sweet as you think.Copy !req
709. How old are you?Copy !req
710. Old enough.Copy !req
711. Sure you want to do this?Copy !req
712. Yeah, definitely.Copy !req
713. Rock 'n' roll.Copy !req
714. Oh, my God.Copy !req
715. Why?Copy !req
716. - Corey.
- What are you doing here?Copy !req
717. I'm fixing the sign.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
718. Taking a break.Copy !req
719. It's so weird that you just came up here.
I really have to tell you something.Copy !req
720. - Not now, please.
- No, it has to be now. No, it has to be now.Copy !req
721. Listen, you remember that really horrible day
when Mark set off the store alarm...Copy !req
722. and Gina got dumped by
that Dennis guy and cried all day...Copy !req
723. and I drew the picture of him
and Lucas made the voodoo doll...Copy !req
724. and you wore that skirt that I hate?
- What skirt?Copy !req
725. - That one with the flowers.
- The blue skirt?Copy !req
726. - Yeah, the blue one.
- Argh.Copy !req
727. - You hate...?
- Yeah, I hate that skirt.Copy !req
728. It's good that I hate that skirt,
Corey, because that... Listen.Copy !req
729. Listen to me. That skirt
made me realize that if I can...Copy !req
730. If I can love her in that skirt,
then this must really be it.Copy !req
731. Corey, I love you.Copy !req
732. What?Copy !req
733. I mean, I'm in love with you.Copy !req
734. I mean, I've been in love with you.Copy !req
735. Wow, please, not now. Please, A.J.Copy !req
736. Please, don't do this right now.
I'm sorry, but I can't handle this right now.Copy !req
737. Are you telling me
you could handle it some other time?Copy !req
738. - Is that it?
- Look...Copy !req
739. I just threw myself at Rex Manning, okay?Copy !req
740. I made a total fool of myself.
And I really don't...Copy !req
741. - You what?
- Yes, and I'm not ready for this, okay?Copy !req
742. I'm sorry...Copy !req
743. I'm sorry, I just want to be alone, okay?Copy !req
744. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
745. Just forget I said anything, all right?Copy !req
746. Just forget... I didn't say anything.
Nothing happened.Copy !req
747. Forget about Rex.Copy !req
748. - We'll get you another guy.
- I don't want another guy.Copy !req
749. I'm not like you. I don't need another guy.
Why do you always try and make me like you?Copy !req
750. What do you mean, like me?Copy !req
751. I'm not like you with guys. I don't need to do
what you do all the time.Copy !req
752. Oh, okay, I see.Copy !req
753. Not like me, the turbo slut.
Is that what you mean?Copy !req
754. What are you saying,
that I gotta go do every guy I see?Copy !req
755. You certainly seem to enjoy it.Copy !req
756. Ha!Copy !req
757. Well, what did you do, huh, Corey?Copy !req
758. Did you go over there and act all perfect
and better than everybody?Copy !req
759. - Think guys like you for that?
- They may not like it...Copy !req
760. but at least they don't do it with me
and go off and laugh.Copy !req
761. Miss Self-Righteous.Copy !req
762. There you are. Hey, is Rex Manning in yet?Copy !req
763. If he is, you gotta show him my eight-track.
It's so great. It's The Family Way.Copy !req
764. - It's in the vinyl section right underneath...
- Eddie, please.Copy !req
765. Hey, what'd I do?Copy !req
766. Hey.Copy !req
767. You forgot your thingy!Copy !req
768. I don't know, it's just something
I've always been able to do.Copy !req
769. - I can tell you what color and what kind.
- Mm.Copy !req
770. All right. What am I wearing now?Copy !req
771. Jockeys.Copy !req
772. Navy blue.Copy !req
773. - Am I right?
- I don't know.Copy !req
774. Why don't you check it out
and you let me know?Copy !req
775. Now the $64,000 question.Copy !req
776. Hi.Copy !req
777. That's really nice.Copy !req
778. Don't.Copy !req
779. Don't what?Copy !req
780. Pretend like nothing happened.Copy !req
781. Just don't.Copy !req
782. A.J., when you told me that before...Copy !req
783. I just freaked because...Copy !req
784. I don't think about you like that.Copy !req
785. I mean, you're my best friend.Copy !req
786. I think we have something better than that.Copy !req
787. Better.Copy !req
788. That's bullshit.Copy !req
789. You know it's bullshit.Copy !req
790. One for Miss Teen America.Copy !req
791. It's okay. I didn't spit on it.Copy !req
792. "Dishonesty"?Copy !req
793. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
794. - And one for the man with the band.
- Ooh.Copy !req
795. "Marc sucks." Yeah.Copy !req
796. Hey, A.J., I made you a button. "Stupid."Copy !req
797. Debra, you're just in time.Copy !req
798. - What?
- Please.Copy !req
799. It's a surprise.Copy !req
800. Uh-uh. Veto, veto, veto! I'm not listening to it.Copy !req
801. - No, we're dancing to it!
- I'm not. No, no, no.Copy !req
802. I am not gonna dance to Rex Manning.
I'm not dancing.Copy !req
803. Why not? I am Rex Manning. I'm so sexy.Copy !req
804. - No. You're stupid.
- No, I'm sexy.Copy !req
805. Get off!Copy !req
806. No more, mon amourCopy !req
807. Wait.Copy !req
808. Say no moreCopy !req
809. Say no moreCopy !req
810. - Huh.
- Aah!Copy !req
811. You all having fun?Copy !req
812. I hope so.Copy !req
813. Don't let me stop you. Keep dancing!Copy !req
814. But you better do it now...Copy !req
815. because by next week
this is gonna be a Music Town.Copy !req
816. And I don't think that they allow
dancing in Music Town.Copy !req
817. What are we supposed to do instead, Joe?Copy !req
818. What am I gonna do with this guy, huh?Copy !req
819. What should I do?Copy !req
820. Turn him in to the police? Send him to jail?Copy !req
821. Who do you think that he's gonna come to
when he wants bail? Who?Copy !req
822. Me, right?Copy !req
823. Me.Copy !req
824. What should I do?Copy !req
825. Put in my own 9 grand?Copy !req
826. And then I'm screwed.Copy !req
827. Don't worry, Joe. You're a superb manager.Copy !req
828. Really?Copy !req
829. Superb.Copy !req
830. Keep it up, Lucas.Copy !req
831. Superb.Copy !req
832. Say it again.Copy !req
833. Superb.Copy !req
834. - You shit! That's it!
- That's my shoulder.Copy !req
835. Ow. Ow.Copy !req
836. - Get in there, pinhead!
- Joe...Copy !req
837. Joe... Joe!Copy !req
838. No, no, don't!Copy !req
839. Don't do it. Don't do it. Joe.Copy !req
840. - You deserved that. You know it, right?
- I know it.Copy !req
841. Where's Rex?Copy !req
842. Got a better question for you, Joe.
Where's Gina?Copy !req
843. I'll look upstairs.Copy !req
844. - I'll check the bathroom.
- I'll check the storage room.Copy !req
845. I'll check the sofa.Copy !req
846. Hey, how's it going, man?
Joe, I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
847. I brought some pizza,
just in case anyone got hungry.Copy !req
848. So, what's up, man?Copy !req
849. Why you guys looking so glum?Copy !req
850. Where's sexy Rexy?Copy !req
851. It's kind of funny that you put it that way.Copy !req
852. What?Copy !req
853. Joe, I'm not feeling so good.
Can I count out now?Copy !req
854. Why is the door locked?Copy !req
855. Where's Gina?Copy !req
856. Where's Rex?Copy !req
857. What, no applause?Copy !req
858. Shit.Copy !req
859. - Get off!
- I'm going to kill you!Copy !req
860. - A.J., stop, he's not worth it.
- A.J.Copy !req
861. Come on, A.J.Copy !req
862. Wise up, junior.Copy !req
863. Take your purse
and get the hell out of my store.Copy !req
864. - Where's Jane?
- She quit, pal.Copy !req
865. - What?
- And I was lying about your hair.Copy !req
866. It looks stupid.Copy !req
867. And we all hate your new album.Copy !req
868. Not to mention the ones before that.Copy !req
869. You're just a washed-up impostor, man.Copy !req
870. Why don't you all just fade away?Copy !req
871. Okay.Copy !req
872. How could you, man? With Rex Manning?Copy !req
873. I hate you.Copy !req
874. Gina, you better go home.Copy !req
875. Am I fired?Copy !req
876. Have I fired anyone today?
No. Why would I start with you?Copy !req
877. So is this how your life is gonna be now?
You just gonna screw every has-been...Copy !req
878. until your tits fall down
and they don't want you anymore?Copy !req
879. Well, at least I don't hide what I am.
Right, Corey?Copy !req
880. At least I'm not
some closet speed freak, right?Copy !req
881. What, you think I don't see what you do?
You think I don't see?Copy !req
882. - Shut up!
- I know what you do!Copy !req
883. What's this? Oh.Copy !req
884. What's this? What are these, huh?Copy !req
885. What are these? Aspirins?
Vitamins? Breath mints?Copy !req
886. - Diet pills?
- Shh.Copy !req
887. Diet pills! Oh.Copy !req
888. What a surprise.Copy !req
889. - Stop it!
- You know what?Copy !req
890. I could study all night if I was chowing
down speed too. You know that I could.Copy !req
891. Here's one for your perfect little face!Copy !req
892. - And your perfect body!
- Shut up!Copy !req
893. - Your perfect family and your perfect school!
- Stop it!Copy !req
894. - And your perfect, perfect future!
- Gina, stop it! Stop it.Copy !req
895. - I'm stopping!
- Come on, stop.Copy !req
896. Come on, come on.Copy !req
897. - I'm stopping!
- Go home. Go home.Copy !req
898. It's always about her.Copy !req
899. It's gonna be fine. Really.Copy !req
900. No, it's not gonna be fine!Copy !req
901. Nothing's ever fine, Joe! I'll show you fine!Copy !req
902. I'll show you perfect!Copy !req
903. I hate you!Copy !req
904. I hate everything!Copy !req
905. Come on, up, up.Copy !req
906. Better?Copy !req
907. Okay, come on. Let's dry you off.Copy !req
908. So, I guess nobody really has it all together.Copy !req
909. No.Copy !req
910. I feel like I should welcome you
to the neighborhood or something.Copy !req
911. Anyway, did you really wanna do
Rex Manning in the count-out room?Copy !req
912. Is that how you always imagined
your first time would be?Copy !req
913. Your back up against the daily totals
and your feet...Copy !req
914. pounding against the safe?Copy !req
915. "Oh, Rexy, stop that!Copy !req
916. You're so sexy!"Copy !req
917. Why are you being so nice to me?Copy !req
918. Let's save our Hallmark moment.Copy !req
919. Gwar!Copy !req
920. Hey!Copy !req
921. Hey, Mark!Copy !req
922. You love Gwar.
Why don't you join the band?Copy !req
923. That rock 'n' rollCopy !req
924. It saved my soulCopy !req
925. Oh, man.Copy !req
926. Mark, man, you play a mean guitar, man.Copy !req
927. It's really a shame that you must die!Copy !req
928. Wait! Hey, come on!Copy !req
929. Wow. Heh.Copy !req
930. I love you, Eddie.Copy !req
931. Do you need a new night manager?Copy !req
932. What are you doing later?Copy !req
933. I don't know. I'm either going to jail
or hell, I can't decide which.Copy !req
934. Well, wherever you're going,
would you like to have dinner with me first?Copy !req
935. You bet.Copy !req
936. Hey, A.J.Copy !req
937. Can I ask you something?Copy !req
938. Do you know where Harvard is?Copy !req
939. It's near Boston.Copy !req
940. No, I mean, do you really
know where Harvard is?Copy !req
941. It's another planet, man.Copy !req
942. Another universe,
totally unlike the one we know.Copy !req
943. Filled with big blond guys
who eat ivy and row boats.Copy !req
944. What I'm trying to say is, you and Corey
are just not made for each other.Copy !req
945. She's different than you. She's...Copy !req
946. Death is in the cards.Copy !req
947. "Rest in peace, Deb."Copy !req
948. A funeral.Copy !req
949. Is Debra not with us anymore?Copy !req
950. If Deb wants to die, let's show her
what a real funeral would be like.Copy !req
951. We're gathered here today
to pay our last respects to Debra.Copy !req
952. She left us and never said why.Copy !req
953. But I'm really gonna miss her...Copy !req
954. and I wish that I could have
known her a little bit better.Copy !req
955. Dog shit.Copy !req
956. Hey, dead people don't talk.Copy !req
957. - Heh.
- Berko, would you like to say something?Copy !req
958. Deb, I just...Copy !req
959. I just want you to stay.Copy !req
960. - That's all.
- A.J., do you have something to say?Copy !req
961. Well, is it better to know, or not to know?Copy !req
962. - Mm.
- You see, I want to go to art school...Copy !req
963. but I'm afraid.Copy !req
964. Jesus, I hate this funeral.Copy !req
965. There you are.Copy !req
966. Empire Records, open till midnight.
This is Mark.Copy !req
967. Midnight!Copy !req
968. Oh.Copy !req
969. Help me, help me, help me.Copy !req
970. Oh, God. Um...Copy !req
971. - I'll take care of it, boss.
- Okay.Copy !req
972. I really miss Gina.Copy !req
973. That's really special, but, um,
weren't we supposed to be talking about me?Copy !req
974. I know.
I just can't stop thinking about her.Copy !req
975. She's not afraid of life...Copy !req
976. and she's not afraid to be herself.Copy !req
977. And I wish that I could be like that.Copy !req
978. I wish that I could be brave like Gina.Copy !req
979. You are brave.Copy !req
980. You're getting out of here.Copy !req
981. You're always talking about
how I do what I wanna do, but I don't.Copy !req
982. I don't.Copy !req
983. Because I want to sing in a band...Copy !req
984. but, um, I don't have the guts
to even audition.Copy !req
985. And I know that if I don't do something,
I'm gonna end up like my mother.Copy !req
986. Her life ended after high school.Copy !req
987. You're never gonna be like your mother
if you don't wanna be like your mother.Copy !req
988. You're gonna be fine.Copy !req
989. That is so sweet, I think I'm gonna barf.
Excuse me.Copy !req
990. Get down here.Copy !req
991. Hey, Mark.Copy !req
992. Um, ahem.Copy !req
993. I used to pee in my bed.Copy !req
994. I did, I wet my bed until I was 10.Copy !req
995. My mother turned me over to the county...Copy !req
996. when I was 10. Uh, tsk...Copy !req
997. Not for being a bed wetter,
but for being a bad seed, you know.Copy !req
998. Anyway, three years went by...Copy !req
999. and then Joe came.Copy !req
1000. And he, uh, took me out and I became...Copy !req
1001. the well-adjusted person that I am today.Copy !req
1002. Look.Copy !req
1003. I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic.Copy !req
1004. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it
and a moisturizing strip.Copy !req
1005. And it took me forever
just to get through my skin.Copy !req
1006. I don't know, I was just
really tired of being invisible.Copy !req
1007. We love you, Debra.Copy !req
1008. Warren, get out of the store.Copy !req
1009. You can't tell me what to do, A.J.Copy !req
1010. - What are you doing with a gun?
- What do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
1011. - What the hell was that?
- Christ! Holy shit, man!Copy !req
1012. Why don't you let these people go?
What do you say? Huh?Copy !req
1013. Good try, A.J. Good try.
You trying to fool me, man?Copy !req
1014. I'm not that dumb!Copy !req
1015. - They'll call the cops!
- Nobody will call the cops.Copy !req
1016. - Warren's shooting up the place.
- A.J.Copy !req
1017. A.J.'s fine. Everybody stand back, okay?
Jane, call 911.Copy !req
1018. I'm crazy and I've got a gun.Copy !req
1019. Joe. Hey, Joe, did you see that, man?Copy !req
1020. Did you see that?
Wasn't that brilliant? Yeah!Copy !req
1021. Didn't you love that?Copy !req
1022. You told me not to come back.Copy !req
1023. - Well, here I am.
- Give me the gun, Warren.Copy !req
1024. I'll give you the gun.Copy !req
1025. Deb, what are you doing?Copy !req
1026. I wanted to have a little chat with Warren.Copy !req
1027. Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun.Copy !req
1028. What do you want, Warren?Copy !req
1029. Stop calling me Warren!
My name isn't fucking Warren!Copy !req
1030. - His name isn't Warren.
- His name isn't Warren?Copy !req
1031. You can't kill me, Warren. I'm already dead.Copy !req
1032. Thought his name was Warren.Copy !req
1033. And I talked to God,
and she says, "Yo, what's up?"Copy !req
1034. And, uh, she wants you to lose the gun.Copy !req
1035. You're psycho.Copy !req
1036. You are psycho.Copy !req
1037. What the hell is wrong with you people?Copy !req
1038. You all belong in a loony bin.
Every one of you.Copy !req
1039. Forget you guys. I don't need you.Copy !req
1040. You think you're so happy
and you're so goddamn great...Copy !req
1041. because you work in a freaking record store.
You think you're so superior.Copy !req
1042. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
1043. Lucas steals 9 grand from you
and you don't do dick to him?Copy !req
1044. So you gonna give me a job now?Copy !req
1045. So that's it, Warren?Copy !req
1046. You want to work at a record store?Copy !req
1047. No.Copy !req
1048. I think you're lying, Warren.Copy !req
1049. - He's not gonna give me a job, man.
- How do you know?Copy !req
1050. Why should he?
Why should anyone give me a job?Copy !req
1051. He gave me a job.Copy !req
1052. So do I get the job?Copy !req
1053. Considering the fact that
he's a minor and he put blanks in the gun...Copy !req
1054. there's not a lot they can do to him.
- Well, thanks a lot, officers.Copy !req
1055. Take care, Warren. Stay out of trouble.Copy !req
1056. - Take care, man.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
1057. Oh...Copy !req
1058. - I made this for you.
- Cool, man.Copy !req
1059. - "Warren. I work here."
- Wait, wait.Copy !req
1060. Can you keep it here for me?
When I get back...Copy !req
1061. - Sure.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
1062. Hey, Warren.Copy !req
1063. Take care of yourself.
Don't let the man get you down.Copy !req
1064. Yeah, you too, Lucas.Copy !req
1065. - Bye, Gina.
- Yeah, don't drop the soap.Copy !req
1066. I gotta call Mitchell.Copy !req
1067. That's 1900 bucks.Copy !req
1068. - I sold my Vespa across the street.
- No.Copy !req
1069. Here's $600 left over
from the Rex Manning expense account.Copy !req
1070. Cool.Copy !req
1071. Here's about 30 bucks from Debra's buttons.Copy !req
1072. I have some money in my bag.Copy !req
1073. Here's a couple bucks.Copy !req
1074. And some Bazooka Joe for karma.Copy !req
1075. Here's $23 from A.J.'s expense account.Copy !req
1076. Maybe you can hawk this, I don't know.Copy !req
1077. Six-fifty... Fifty...Copy !req
1078. That's...Copy !req
1079. - $3,050.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1080. - We need...
- Six more.Copy !req
1081. It's not about money, okay? Um...Copy !req
1082. I hate money.Copy !req
1083. Um...Copy !req
1084. Look, I thought I knew
what I was doing, but I didn't, okay?Copy !req
1085. I give up.Copy !req
1086. Call Mitchell.Copy !req
1087. - I think we can work something out.
- No, now's the time. Just call him.Copy !req
1088. Whoa. Whoa.Copy !req
1089. Wait a second.Copy !req
1090. Give me a couple seconds. Heh.Copy !req
1091. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1092. And so the perpetrator...Copy !req
1093. will be taken to Juvenile Hall
and charged with assault...Copy !req
1094. with a deadly weapon,
and possibly even kidnapping.Copy !req
1095. I saw the whole thing go down. I work here.Copy !req
1096. Hey, man, check it out! Mark's on TV!Copy !req
1097. Joining us is an eyewitness to the scene.Copy !req
1098. An employee of the store who saw it all.
Tell us what happened.Copy !req
1099. This guy kind of wigged out,
but that's besides the point.Copy !req
1100. We're having a get-together here tonight.Copy !req
1101. - There'll be free admission, live music, chicks.
- No, no, no.Copy !req
1102. The full nine yards, man.
It's gonna be heavy shit. Here at midnight.Copy !req
1103. We're live on the air right now, sir.Copy !req
1104. - A party?
- Anybody can come!Copy !req
1105. Here at midnight! Party on, man!Copy !req
1106. Damn the man! Save the Empire!Copy !req
1107. No, no, no, give me that.Copy !req
1108. We've gotta make some money.Copy !req
1109. Whoa. Okay.Copy !req
1110. Got it.Copy !req
1111. You gotta invest in this when you're young.
A record is like life. It goes around and around.Copy !req
1112. - You want for this?
- How much?Copy !req
1113. Eighty bucks.Copy !req
1114. Five dollars a beer.Copy !req
1115. Have your money ready, all right?Copy !req
1116. There you go.Copy !req
1117. Oh, thank you.Copy !req
1118. You gotta buy something before you go in.Copy !req
1119. So, you want to buy some vinyl
or something?Copy !req
1120. Joe!Copy !req
1121. What is going on here?Copy !req
1122. Why do I get the feeling
that I am being royally screwed, Joe?Copy !req
1123. Because you are, Mitch.Copy !req
1124. There was no money in the bag.
One of my employees needed it.Copy !req
1125. Who took it?Copy !req
1126. Who took my money?Copy !req
1127. Mitch, this is some party.
It's a hell of a turnout.Copy !req
1128. - Who are you?
- I'm Lucas. I still work here.Copy !req
1129. - How could I forget? We're discussing...
- I wanted to talk to you...Copy !req
1130. about this Music Town thing.Copy !req
1131. Next week, you'll be the proud owner of
one of the many Music Towns across this land.Copy !req
1132. - Correct?
- Yes.Copy !req
1133. You like this because
Music Town jacks up prices.Copy !req
1134. - So you make more money.
- Smart boy.Copy !req
1135. Now, when Music Town comes in,
Joe is out.Copy !req
1136. A.J. is out.Copy !req
1137. And all the beautiful little tattooed
gum-chewing freaks are out as well.Copy !req
1138. And, uh, it pretty much goes without saying
that I'm out.Copy !req
1139. I wish it had gone without saying,
but you don't seem to shut up.Copy !req
1140. What I think Lucas is trying to say is that...Copy !req
1141. I'm gonna open my own store.Copy !req
1142. You don't have the start-up capital.Copy !req
1143. - Yes, he does.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
1144. But I will.Copy !req
1145. I will get it.Copy !req
1146. Mitch...Copy !req
1147. I quit.Copy !req
1148. - You knew, didn't you?
- About what?Copy !req
1149. Everything.Copy !req
1150. About me, what I wanted to do.Copy !req
1151. I knew you weren't happy.Copy !req
1152. They all said
Life's just a bowl of cherries, butCopy !req
1153. - Hi!
- Hey, how you doing?Copy !req
1154. Hi!Copy !req
1155. I feel so funny, deep insideCopy !req
1156. I wanna kiss myself goodbyeCopy !req
1157. Sugar highCopy !req
1158. Gotta have it
Really need it to get byCopy !req
1159. Yeah!Copy !req
1160. Gotta feel it, can't conceal it
Sugar highCopy !req
1161. Yeah!Copy !req
1162. And not even leave the houseCopy !req
1163. A TV set and a bottle of wine's just fineCopy !req
1164. Crashing out on that old pull-out couchCopy !req
1165. Watching Saturday Night Live
I guess that's whyCopy !req
1166. Thank you for coming. Bye-bye.
Thank you. Move along.Copy !req
1167. These are on sale with a coupon, right?Copy !req
1168. Doesn't anybody work in this store?Copy !req
1169. I do.Copy !req
1170. When I think about my lifeCopy !req
1171. I wanna kiss myself goodbyeCopy !req
1172. A.J!Copy !req
1173. A.J!Copy !req
1174. A.J!Copy !req
1175. All rightCopy !req
1176. Please, leave! Leave the merchandise,
take your cup, get out!Copy !req
1177. There must be somebody outside
you need to bug or something! Now!Copy !req
1178. Here's all your money. Count it.Copy !req
1179. Look, Joe.Copy !req
1180. I hate this place. You love it.Copy !req
1181. Let me sell it to you.Copy !req
1182. Cheap.Copy !req
1183. Thanks, you won't regret it, Mitch.Copy !req
1184. Asshole.Copy !req
1185. I'll take it.Copy !req
1186. Give me that!Copy !req
1187. You! Take the lead.Copy !req
1188. - What?
- Go on, Gina.Copy !req
1189. Take it. You're on.Copy !req
1190. Far and wideCopy !req
1191. - Yes! She's doing it. Aah!
- Wow.Copy !req
1192. I've explored the deepest caverns
Of my mindCopy !req
1193. To try and find an explanation whyCopy !req
1194. I get this funny feelingCopy !req
1195. Deep insideCopy !req
1196. When I think about my lifeCopy !req
1197. I wanna kiss myselfCopy !req
1198. GoodbyeCopy !req
1199. Sugar highCopy !req
1200. Gotta have it
Really need it to get byCopy !req
1201. Sugar highCopy !req
1202. Wanna feel it
Can't conceal it makes me highCopy !req
1203. Sugar highCopy !req
1204. And even though I gotta live until I dieCopy !req
1205. Sugar highCopy !req
1206. Can you feel it?
Can you feel it?Copy !req
1207. Sugar highCopy !req
1208. Perfect.Copy !req
1209. Well, not entirely perfect.Copy !req
1210. Hi. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
1211. - Listen to me!
- Hello, Corey.Copy !req
1212. You're so special and you're so talented!Copy !req
1213. You have everything it takes!
More than everything it takes!Copy !req
1214. And you're really stupid
because you don't know that!Copy !req
1215. And I know you don't love me anymore
and I blew it, but at least I know.Copy !req
1216. And if you don't go to art school...Copy !req
1217. if you don't understand how special you are,
then you know nothing.Copy !req
1218. - Corey, I...
- And I did love you and I still...Copy !req
1219. Only I didn't realize it was love
because it was more than love.Copy !req
1220. It wasn't just some stupid feeling
in my stomach like everything else.Copy !req
1221. I'll never love anybody as much as you.Copy !req
1222. - And I hate you! Why did you wait so long?
- Corey, I quit.Copy !req
1223. I quit.Copy !req
1224. I'm going to art school...Copy !req
1225. in Boston...Copy !req
1226. so I can be near you.Copy !req
1227. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1228. That guy, whatever his name is.Copy !req
1229. What's his name? Um...Copy !req
1230. That dude with the shaved head?
The liar guy?Copy !req
1231. - Henry Rollins?
- Yeah, the guy with the tattoos all over.Copy !req
1232. - I admit, Henry Rollins is sort of a puss, man.
- Yeah, he's a total puss. His lyrics suck.Copy !req
1233. But you can't go and put down The Misfits.Copy !req
1234. They had, like, everything it took
to be a great punk band.Copy !req
1235. They had good bass lines
and, like, strong guitar chords...Copy !req
1236. even though they were only three.Copy !req
1237. They didn't even compare to Primus, man.
They were that old-school stuff.Copy !req
1238. Primus? Why get into Primus, man?Copy !req
1239. - Primus sucks.
- Primus is the new stuff.Copy !req
1240. I mean, out with the old, in with the new.Copy !req
1241. Well, that's just a bad thing if Primus
is what's gonna come around.Copy !req
1242. - What are you talking about?
- The fact that Primus has nothing, man.Copy !req
1243. They've got good bass lines. I'll admit.Copy !req
1244. They've got beautiful bass lines.
Six-string fretless bass.Copy !req
1245. Okay, but they're not as good
as, like, The Pixies.Copy !req
1246. The Pixies have way better bass lines
than Primus.Copy !req
1247. So why didn't they stick around?Copy !req
1248. Well, you know, because people wanted to do
solo careers and explore themselves...Copy !req
1249. as single entities instead of a band.Copy !req
1250. But that's... I don't know, man.
They're just doing it for the money.Copy !req
1251. No, it's not about money.
What are you talking about, "money"?Copy !req
1252. It's not about money at all.Copy !req