1. Write slip twice. Put money in the bag.Copy !req
2. Joe?Copy !req
3. Gina.Copy !req
4. Lucas, what are you doing in here?Copy !req
5. My life has reached its pinnacle.Copy !req
6. Joe's letting me close the store tonight.Copy !req
7. - You're kidding.
- I am not.Copy !req
8. Big responsibility, Lucas.Copy !req
9. Yes.Copy !req
10. But Joe's rules are extremely simple:Copy !req
11. Count money twice...Copy !req
12. keep my hands off of his beer...Copy !req
13. cigars...Copy !req
14. and drumsticks.Copy !req
15. My, my, how will you remember it all?Copy !req
16. Good luck.Copy !req
17. Don't screw it up.Copy !req
18. A responsibility like this
requires the obedience...Copy !req
19. of a saint.Copy !req
20. - Hi.
- No.Copy !req
21. - We're closed.
- I know. Just one thing.Copy !req
22. Guess what time it is?Copy !req
23. - We close at midnight.
- Don't send me away.Copy !req
24. I know, please.Copy !req
25. You're an angel.Copy !req
26. I couldn't look at Letterman's face
for another second.Copy !req
27. - Ma'am.
- I'm just...Copy !req
28. Never marry a tow truck driver.Copy !req
29. Okay.Copy !req
30. I mean, you know,
going out on calls is one thing...Copy !req
31. but cruising for accidents every night,
I mean...Copy !req
32. - Am I wrong?
- Ma'am.Copy !req
33. Well, towing is a competitive field.Copy !req
34. Family is also very important.
These are complex issues...Copy !req
35. You know, I studied dance for 11 years.Copy !req
36. - Really?
- I auditioned for Cats.Copy !req
37. No shit.Copy !req
38. I love this.Copy !req
39. Did you ever hear it on vinyl?Copy !req
40. You should hear it on vinyl.Copy !req
41. It's a lot better.
You should check it out. We have it.Copy !req
42. Yeah?Copy !req
43. You know, many people say that...Copy !req
44. it doesn't make a difference...Copy !req
45. but I say that
it's the difference that makes it.Copy !req
46. Do you think this story is already written?Copy !req
47. Or do you think a bold and courageous act
can change the course of history?Copy !req
48. "Music Town
franchise option agreement"?Copy !req
49. They've got to be kidding.Copy !req
50. In the immortal words of The Doors:Copy !req
51. "The time to hesitate is through."Copy !req
52. Twenty-two.Copy !req
53. Twenty-two black.Copy !req
54. Who was that guy?Copy !req
55. Craps! End of roll! New roller!Copy !req
56. Place your bets, please.
Get your bets down.Copy !req
57. We have a high roller.Copy !req
58. $9,104. I counted it. Twice.Copy !req
59. I like your style.Copy !req
60. Joe told me to count it twice.Copy !req
61. No more bets, please. Put your bets down.Copy !req
62. Do I just throw it and get a seven?Copy !req
63. - That would be very good, sir.
- Feeling lucky?Copy !req
64. I'm guided by a force
much greater than luck.Copy !req
65. Seven!Copy !req
66. A winner!Copy !req
67. - Baby, you are sex!
- I know.Copy !req
68. Same lucky shooter.Copy !req
69. Get your bets down.Copy !req
70. - Hot shooter on the line.
- You know what? Let it ride.Copy !req
71. Hot dice coming out.Copy !req
72. That's an $18,000 bet.
Sure you know what you're doing, kid?Copy !req
73. I know this: That if I win this roll...Copy !req
74. I will save the place that I work
from being sold...Copy !req
75. and the jobs of my friends that work there.Copy !req
76. Thus striking a blow at all that is evil...Copy !req
77. and making this world
a better place to live in.Copy !req
78. What?Copy !req
79. And I'll...Copy !req
80. buy you guys a drink.Copy !req
81. Party! Okay!Copy !req
82. Get your bets down.Copy !req
83. Joe...Copy !req
84. this one's for you.Copy !req
85. Two.Copy !req
86. - Craps.
- End of roll.Copy !req
87. You know something?
You used to be cute.Copy !req
88. And you used to have $9,000.Copy !req
89. I wonder if I'll be held responsible for this.Copy !req
90. What the hell are you doing here, man?Copy !req
91. Something happened to me last night
in Atlantic City.Copy !req
92. You went to Atlantic City?Copy !req
93. Did you win anything?Copy !req
94. No. I did not win.Copy !req
95. So, if you guys ever wonder
if it was nice to know you...Copy !req
96. I tell you, now, that it was.Copy !req
97. Shit, man, what happened?Copy !req
98. What happened?Copy !req
99. I do not regret the things I've done,
but those I did not do.Copy !req
100. Lucas, how much?Copy !req
101. How much?Copy !req
102. Shit.Copy !req
103. What do you mean by "shit"? What's up?Copy !req
104. Lucas doesn't have any money,
and Joe let him close the store last night.Copy !req
105. Yeah? So?Copy !req
106. I guess he didn't live up
to his responsibility, did he?Copy !req
107. No, not the full responsibility. Shut up.Copy !req
108. What's up, Joe?Copy !req
109. What's up with the boss threads, man?Copy !req
110. - Frigging Rex Manning Day.
- What's up with the hostility?Copy !req
111. Phone.Copy !req
112. Right. Empire Records,
open till midnight. This is Mark.Copy !req
113. It's the bank.Copy !req
114. Yeah, it's Joe.Copy !req
115. Are you sure?Copy !req
116. It should be.Copy !req
117. Empire Records, open till midnight.
This is Mark.Copy !req
118. I don't know. I'll have to check.Copy !req
119. - It's the boss.
- Give me a sec, please.Copy !req
120. Yeah, Mitch. Will you stop yelling, please?Copy !req
121. What's wrong?Copy !req
122. What is it?Copy !req
123. Lucas? No way. Come on.Copy !req
124. Here he comes.Copy !req
125. Damn it, Lucas!Copy !req
126. What's the matter?Copy !req
127. - Surprise!
- What is it?Copy !req
128. Happy Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
129. When did you have time to make these?Copy !req
130. Dad says there are 24 usable hours
in every day. Thank you.Copy !req
131. You absolutely amaze me. You are a nerd.Copy !req
132. That's me.Copy !req
133. - So?
- So.Copy !req
134. So today...Copy !req
135. - I will offer myself to Rex Manning.
- All right!Copy !req
136. I love you.Copy !req
137. Like this.Copy !req
138. Get your tongue off my record.Copy !req
139. Do you think Rex is the right guy
for my first time?Copy !req
140. I think he's perfect for you, Corey.Copy !req
141. I need to ask your advice.Copy !req
142. You know a lot about love
and women and that sort of thing.Copy !req
143. My wife left me for another woman, and
my girlfriend made me leave at gunpoint.Copy !req
144. - Does this qualify me?
- Definitely.Copy !req
145. I've decided today's the day
that I'll tell Corey how I feel about her.Copy !req
146. I know what you're thinking,
but I really am.Copy !req
147. I've been working here off and on
for five years, so...Copy !req
148. I've got to tell her how I feel.Copy !req
149. That I...Copy !req
150. Love her.Copy !req
151. How do I do that?Copy !req
152. You say, "I love you."Copy !req
153. You want written instructions?Copy !req
154. If I find that kid, I swear I'll kill him.Copy !req
155. - I'll tell her this morning.
- Good.Copy !req
156. By noon. Definitely.Copy !req
157. No. By noon or 1:00.Copy !req
158. By 1:37 exactly, Joe.Copy !req
159. Good luck.Copy !req
160. Thank you.Copy !req
161. I remember the first time he sang it
on The Family Way.Copy !req
162. I got so excited I almost choked
on a pretzel.Copy !req
163. - Don't go in there.
- Why?Copy !req
164. I got something to tell you. Both of you.Copy !req
165. Last night something naughty happened.Copy !req
166. Happy fifth anniversary.Copy !req
167. - My sweetheart.
- Five years.Copy !req
168. I have to tell you what happened to Lucas.Copy !req
169. Hey, Berko, get up.Copy !req
170. - I have to tell you what happened.
- Get up, Berko.Copy !req
171. A little bit of focus
would make me very happy.Copy !req
172. Thank you.Copy !req
173. Come on, Lucas, pick up the phone.
Pick it up.Copy !req
174. Come on, buckethead!Copy !req
175. Hi, Joe.Copy !req
176. - Does Joe know?
- Nope. Just act normal.Copy !req
177. - What's up, Joe?
- What's new?Copy !req
178. - How you doing?
- Damn!Copy !req
179. I got green!Copy !req
180. Let's see who goes first. I got a brown!Copy !req
181. Anybody got brown?Copy !req
182. Brown.Copy !req
183. Orange.Copy !req
184. Shit!Copy !req
185. - What are you doing, man?
- Exercising my veto, man.Copy !req
186. It's only 9:00.
You sure you want to do that?Copy !req
187. Listening to this crap
will make you sterile.Copy !req
188. Maybe I want to be sterile.Copy !req
189. What are you doing here?Copy !req
190. Calculus. I hate it,
but my dad says I've got to get an A.Copy !req
191. You're not on until this afternoon.Copy !req
192. It's Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
193. Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
194. Oh, Rexy, you're so sexy.Copy !req
195. Gina, I got to find Corey right away.Copy !req
196. Paging Miss Corey Mason.
Meet your smelly sister in the rotunda.Copy !req
197. Dad said to bring this to you right away.Copy !req
198. - Wait till you see what's in it.
- Harvard.Copy !req
199. It's Harvard.Copy !req
200. I'm afraid to open it.Copy !req
201. Well? Did you get in?Copy !req
202. Do they want you?Copy !req
203. What's it say?Copy !req
204. Yes.Copy !req
205. - Yes?
- Are you sure?Copy !req
206. - Oh, my God.
- Wow, you did it.Copy !req
207. There is such a thing as a phone,
you know.Copy !req
208. It's awesome. You're getting out of here.Copy !req
209. Ladies and gentlemen,
our most valued employee, Corey Mason...Copy !req
210. is going off
to secure the future of the free world.Copy !req
211. Harvard!Copy !req
212. Miss Mason, you just got into Harvard.Copy !req
213. What are you going to do now?Copy !req
214. I'm going to...Copy !req
215. grow up.Copy !req
216. Joe, the sign's out. On the roof.Copy !req
217. Just went dead for some reason.
It's weird.Copy !req
218. Come here, Mark.Copy !req
219. Come here.Copy !req
220. Come closer.Copy !req
221. Closer.Copy !req
222. Come on in, Markie.Copy !req
223. Gina, Mark.Copy !req
224. Hello, Joe.Copy !req
225. A.J.Copy !req
226. I want you to find Lucas.Copy !req
227. - What do you mean, "find Lucas"?
- What do you think I mean?Copy !req
228. I told him.Copy !req
229. What was I supposed to do?
The guy threatened me.Copy !req
230. Christ, Mark. You're killing me, man.Copy !req
231. You find him and bring him here to me.Copy !req
232. Corey, since you're here,
take over A.J.'s register. Mark.Copy !req
233. Work.Copy !req
234. - Gina.
- I know. Work.Copy !req
235. Holy shit.Copy !req
236. How the hell did you get in here?Copy !req
237. Roof.Copy !req
238. Is Joe in there?Copy !req
239. Have you thought about
what's going to happen?Copy !req
240. Have you thought about
what's going to happen, A.J.?Copy !req
241. - What the hell are you talking about?
- I'm talking about your future, A.J.Copy !req
242. - My future?
- Five.Copy !req
243. Five years.Copy !req
244. We need to talk about your future
and forget about mine right now.Copy !req
245. My life is a package tour.
I'm simply the passenger.Copy !req
246. Okay, then where do you end up, Lucas?Copy !req
247. That's the mystery.Copy !req
248. Do you know how many people
there are out there?Copy !req
249. - About six billion.
- Really? Six billion.Copy !req
250. That's a lot of people.Copy !req
251. Look, Joe sent me out here
to find you, so...Copy !req
252. should I?Copy !req
253. Find yourself. I'm right here.Copy !req
254. Mark, could you please not sing?Copy !req
255. You know what, Joe?Copy !req
256. One of these days,
I'm going to show you little people.Copy !req
257. On that day,
I'll jump out of my wheelchair and dance.Copy !req
258. How about today?Copy !req
259. Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
260. - Where's the money?
- The money is gone.Copy !req
261. Yeah, I know it's gone.Copy !req
262. Where's it gone to?Copy !req
263. Atlantic City.Copy !req
264. Is it coming back from Atlantic City?Copy !req
265. I don't think so.Copy !req
266. What's it doing in Atlantic City?Copy !req
267. Recirculating.Copy !req
268. Are you pissed off?Copy !req
269. Lucas, listen to me.Copy !req
270. I told Mitchell Beck
that you forgot to deposit the money.Copy !req
271. I told him the money was still here.Copy !req
272. Joe, that's not true. It's in Atlantic City.Copy !req
273. I swear.Copy !req
274. Shut up, sit down, and don't you move.Copy !req
275. - It could be in other cities by now.
- Shut up!Copy !req
276. Under no circumstances do I want you
to leave that couch.Copy !req
277. Unless it's to get me $9,000.Copy !req
278. Then you bring it here to me.Copy !req
279. I think it'll be okay.Copy !req
280. What makes you think that?Copy !req
281. Who knows where thoughts come from?
They just appear.Copy !req
282. What a moron.Copy !req
283. What did you and Corey do last night?Copy !req
284. Well, it was Friday night,
so we went to a club.Copy !req
285. Then we met this group
of gorgeous guys...Copy !req
286. who invited us back to their frat house
for a few beers.Copy !req
287. I think it got a little bit out of hand.Copy !req
288. 'Cause we ended up in a Jacuzzi...Copy !req
289. in our panties...Copy !req
290. - with all of them.
- Sorry I asked.Copy !req
291. What do you think she did last night?Copy !req
292. She went home, A.J.Copy !req
293. Like she always does.Copy !req
294. I, on the other hand,
got stuck with two gorgeous men.Copy !req
295. Big men.Copy !req
296. Huge men.Copy !req
297. Have a nice day.Copy !req
298. - Are you Corey Mason?
- For me?Copy !req
299. Thank you.Copy !req
300. - Later.
- 'Bye, thank you.Copy !req
301. "To the number one in her class.
Harvard, 1999.Copy !req
302. "Make me proud. Love, Daddy."
That's sweet.Copy !req
303. God, nothing's ever enough for him.Copy !req
304. He didn't mean it like that.
I'm sure he didn't.Copy !req
305. Excuse me.Copy !req
306. Hi. How are you today?Copy !req
307. Hi, Deb.Copy !req
308. Hi, Debra.Copy !req
309. - She hates me.
- Yeah, she hates me, too.Copy !req
310. But I have enough sense to hate her back.Copy !req
311. - Good morning, Deb.
- Hi, Deb.Copy !req
312. Lucas, are you in trouble?Copy !req
313. Did you need the money?Copy !req
314. If you are in trouble, you can talk to me.
You know that.Copy !req
315. We're all in some kind of trouble.
Am I the only one who sees it?Copy !req
316. You know, Deb's in trouble.Copy !req
317. - A.J.'s in trouble.
- A.J.'s not in trouble.Copy !req
318. And Corey is in trouble.Copy !req
319. She's not in trouble.
She's going to Harvard.Copy !req
320. Mark's in trouble. Eddie's in trouble...Copy !req
321. Hey, I'm the one who's in trouble here.Copy !req
322. 'Cause every minute that goes by...Copy !req
323. and I don't call the cops
I look like a bigger bananahead.Copy !req
324. Joe, I can categorically say
that you are not a bigger bananahead.Copy !req
325. You screwed me, Lucas.
You know that, right?Copy !req
326. What do you want me to do?Copy !req
327. - Call Mitchell? Tell him I lied?
- It seems like a viable option.Copy !req
328. I swear to God,
if you're fooling with me, I will kill you.Copy !req
329. - A.J., I need another closer.
- I opened, man.Copy !req
330. Come on. I wouldn't ask...Copy !req
331. but I have got no choice.Copy !req
332. I can close.Copy !req
333. Yeah, I can close. It's cool.Copy !req
334. They just raised my rent,
so I could use the money.Copy !req
335. Damn the man!Copy !req
336. Oh, God, I am in hell!Copy !req
337. Okay, it says here
that he never kills insects...Copy !req
338. because he believes that they have souls.Copy !req
339. He hates the color orange.Copy !req
340. And he loves to drive real fast.Copy !req
341. So work that into the conversation.Copy !req
342. Okay.Copy !req
343. God, I'm really going to do this.Copy !req
344. Yeah, you're 17.Copy !req
345. Yeah, you're right.Copy !req
346. I've had a lot of luck with this red bra.Copy !req
347. Looks great.Copy !req
348. You look beautiful.Copy !req
349. Thank you.Copy !req
350. It's so great, it's like
all the planets are aligned or something.Copy !req
351. It's the perfect guy.Copy !req
352. Perfect gal.Copy !req
353. The perfect union.Copy !req
354. It's romance, you know?Copy !req
355. You think it's possible for someone
to be in love with someone else...Copy !req
356. and not even know it?Copy !req
357. In this life,
there are nothing but possibilities.Copy !req
358. That's good.Copy !req
359. I must tell Corey I love her by 1:37.Copy !req
360. That's an excellent time.Copy !req
361. You did have hair
when you went in there, right?Copy !req
362. It's still in the sink if you want to glue it.Copy !req
363. Is it true you committed
the perfect crime?Copy !req
364. Not entirely perfect.Copy !req
365. You see that, man?Copy !req
366. Debra, wait a minute.Copy !req
367. - What's with you today?
- Bad hair day.Copy !req
368. No, I mean with this. What is this?Copy !req
369. - What happened?
- I went to rock and roll heaven...Copy !req
370. and I wasn't on the guest list.
Now please move, I have to go to work.Copy !req
371. No. Now you tell me what is going on!Copy !req
372. I decided I'd rather kill myself than meet
Rex Manning. Excuse me, I'm going.Copy !req
373. Listen to me, this isn't funny.
I'm not joking.Copy !req
374. I won't let you leave
until you tell me what's going on.Copy !req
375. - Mind your own business.
- She's fine.Copy !req
376. She's amazing.Copy !req
377. Thank you.Copy !req
378. She's in the store.Copy !req
379. She's going to be okay.Copy !req
380. What's with you?
Yesterday you were normal...Copy !req
381. today you're like the Chinese guy
from The Karate Kid.Copy !req
382. What's with you today?Copy !req
383. What's with "today" today?Copy !req
384. I don't know.Copy !req
385. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
386. I'm just your typical nutty teenager
in America.Copy !req
387. Before you hear all about it...Copy !req
388. That's supposed to be a joke, right?Copy !req
389. No. You're the joke.Copy !req
390. Well, Sinead O'Rebellion...Copy !req
391. shock me, shock me, shock me
with that deviant behavior.Copy !req
392. That is so clever. You get smarter
the shorter your skirt gets.Copy !req
393. And you get smarter
the shorter your hair gets...Copy !req
394. so it's probably a good thing
you went with that.Copy !req
395. - It's a wonderful look for you, darling.
- Thank you.Copy !req
396. I have to go to the bathroom.Copy !req
397. I want to report a robbery.Copy !req
398. No, I will not hold...Copy !req
399. Veto. Excuse me.Copy !req
400. What's up with that?Copy !req
401. It's too early.
It makes the customers all crazy-like.Copy !req
402. That's the whole point.Copy !req
403. Eddie!Copy !req
404. What's up, dude?
I heard your music playing.Copy !req
405. - That's pretty scary stuff.
- Yeah, it was moshy.Copy !req
406. I'm glad to say I made you
a tape last night, for educational purposes.Copy !req
407. Here's the deal.
You start off with a little classical music.Copy !req
408. Then you got some Shaggs on there,
and Residents...Copy !req
409. - and a little Floyd and Zeppelin.
- Floyd is very cool.Copy !req
410. And another very cool thing is,
I made you these.Copy !req
411. They're my special recipe
and you know what that means.Copy !req
412. Lots of sugar.Copy !req
413. You got to understand something here.Copy !req
414. This music is the glue of the world.Copy !req
415. It holds it all together. Without this...Copy !req
416. life would be meaningless.Copy !req
417. Dude, have you heard about Lucas?Copy !req
418. Walt.Copy !req
419. Joe, yeah.Copy !req
420. Good. You?Copy !req
421. Listen, weird question...Copy !req
422. can I get a personal loan?Copy !req
423. By tonight.Copy !req
424. $9,000.Copy !req
425. What are you laughing at?Copy !req
426. Lucas, man, I heard you went to Vegas
and married a mobster's wife...Copy !req
427. and now you've got a hit on you.
Is that true?Copy !req
428. Not entirely true.Copy !req
429. Outlaw Man, we salute you.Copy !req
430. Thank you.Copy !req
431. No problem.Copy !req
432. This song goes out
to our employee of the week, Lucas.Copy !req
433. A little tribute, man.Copy !req
434. What the hell's this?Copy !req
435. "Rules and standards
for Music Town employee conduct"?Copy !req
436. Put these in the boxes.Copy !req
437. - Music Town? We're not a Music Town.
- No, we're not a Music Town...Copy !req
438. yet.Copy !req
439. Isn't Music Town a chain?Copy !req
440. "No gum chewing will be allowed
inside the store"?Copy !req
441. They're turning us into a Music Town?Copy !req
442. - Why didn't you tell us?
- Because I was trying to stop it.Copy !req
443. What do you mean?Copy !req
444. I got enough money
to make Mitch an offer.Copy !req
445. He was going to make me a partner.
I could have bought him out, eventually.Copy !req
446. You were going to buy Empire?Copy !req
447. - That's a good thing, right?
- That'll be fantastic.Copy !req
448. Do you think it'll happen now?Copy !req
449. I must pay for what Mr. Brilliant did.Copy !req
450. - It's over, kids, okay?
- Mitchell is the man.Copy !req
451. And "the man" calls all the shots.Copy !req
452. Damn the man.Copy !req
453. Let me explain it to you.Copy !req
454. Mitchell's the man, I'm the idiot...Copy !req
455. and you're the screw-up,
and we're all losers.Copy !req
456. Welcome to Music Town.Copy !req
457. Music Town play list must be adhered to.
That means...Copy !req
458. No 2Pac, no Dre, no Cube...Copy !req
459. no Snoop, no Mr. Big...Copy !req
460. "No visible tattoos."Copy !req
461. "No revealing clothing."Copy !req
462. We're both screwed.Copy !req
463. At least you're used to it.Copy !req
464. No, Debra, don't be bitter.Copy !req
465. With your ever-growing collection of...Copy !req
466. flesh-mutilating silver appendages...Copy !req
467. and your brand-new
neo-Nazi boot-camp makeover...Copy !req
468. - the boys will come running.
- Let's not fight, let's just rip.Copy !req
469. But we mustn't dwell.Copy !req
470. No, not today.Copy !req
471. We can't!Copy !req
472. Not on Rex Manning Day.Copy !req
473. Is it okay if I leave the couch,
'cause I'm leaving the couch, okay?Copy !req
474. My ass has fallen asleep.
I've got to go. I'm leaving.Copy !req
475. - I notice you didn't leave the couch.
- Not the whole couch.Copy !req
476. I've decided I'm going to start a band.Copy !req
477. Really?Copy !req
478. First thing you need is a name.Copy !req
479. Then you'll know what kind of band it is.Copy !req
480. Yeah, I know, I know.Copy !req
481. I was thinking of "Marc."Copy !req
482. What do you think?Copy !req
483. Is that with a "c" or a "k"?Copy !req
484. My name is with...Copy !req
485. a "k."Copy !req
486. So I was thinking
maybe my band could be with a "c"...Copy !req
487. so that way it's a psychedelic trip thing.Copy !req
488. Always play with their minds.Copy !req
489. Nice selection.Copy !req
490. - Help you with anything?
- No, I'm all right.Copy !req
491. - You like music?
- Yeah.Copy !req
492. Me, too.Copy !req
493. The fat man walks alone.Copy !req
494. What's up?Copy !req
495. What are you, some kind of weirdo?Copy !req
496. It's a big coat you're wearing.
Lots of pocket room.Copy !req
497. See you.Copy !req
498. I'm sure I'll bump into you.Copy !req
499. Shoplifter!Copy !req
500. Isn't it customary to leave the scene
after committing a crime?Copy !req
501. Definitely an amateur.Copy !req
502. Attention, Rex Manning fans, to your left...Copy !req
503. you will notice a shoplifter
being chased by the night manager.Copy !req
504. This young man will be caught...Copy !req
505. deep-fried in a vat of hot oil,
and served to our first 100 customers.Copy !req
506. Just another tasty treat
from the gang at Empire Records.Copy !req
507. Shit.Copy !req
508. He cut it too short.Copy !req
509. No, it's fine. Really. It's fabulous.Copy !req
510. Oh, God.Copy !req
511. Look at this place!Copy !req
512. There is no gig too small, all right?Copy !req
513. Middle America buys your records.
We got a lot of fans waiting.Copy !req
514. This is Joe Reaves
from the Empire Records store.Copy !req
515. We have a shoplifter in custody.Copy !req
516. How old are you?Copy !req
517. Old enough to kick your butt
through your skull...Copy !req
518. and splatter your brains on the wall.Copy !req
519. He's a juvenile.Copy !req
520. No, I don't think.Copy !req
521. What's your name?Copy !req
522. Warren Beatty.Copy !req
523. Okay, stand up.Copy !req
524. Hold these against your chest,
stand against the wall.Copy !req
525. Let them photograph you.Copy !req
526. Why don't you shove them up your ass?Copy !req
527. Because it would hurt a lot, Warren.Copy !req
528. Take him over there.Copy !req
529. And they said no revealing clothing,
didn't they?Copy !req
530. I think Music Town is actually torn
on the revealing garment issue.Copy !req
531. I think so.Copy !req
532. Revealing clothing.Copy !req
533. Gina, would you get dressed.Copy !req
534. Turn that down.Copy !req
535. A.J., up on the roof. Fix the sign.Copy !req
536. Take the photograph.Copy !req
537. Music Town. I can handle Music Town.Copy !req
538. Welcome to Music Town.
May I service you?Copy !req
539. Gina...Copy !req
540. get dressed. Corey, work.Copy !req
541. You must be Joe Reaves.Copy !req
542. You must be Jane.Copy !req
543. Me, Joe. You, Jane.Copy !req
544. Shut up, Warren.Copy !req
545. - This is Rex Manning.
- Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
546. We all love the new album.Copy !req
547. Good for you.Copy !req
548. What's he doing here?Copy !req
549. Let me introduce you.Copy !req
550. This is Gina. This is Corey.Copy !req
551. Lucas, A. J...Copy !req
552. and Warren.Copy !req
553. I'm Rex. Great to be here.Copy !req
554. I have all...Copy !req
555. your albums.Copy !req
556. That's terrific, Corey. Thanks.Copy !req
557. What happened to your hair?Copy !req
558. The stylist, if you can call him that,
got carried away. No biggie.Copy !req
559. Looks good.Copy !req
560. See, he likes it?Copy !req
561. I like it.Copy !req
562. Great.Copy !req
563. Let's go to work.Copy !req
564. Higher.Copy !req
565. That was fabulous, Warren, thank you.Copy !req
566. Women.Copy !req
567. I still don't like my hair.Copy !req
568. Just try to smile.Copy !req
569. I don't like the chair.Copy !req
570. What do you mean,
you don't like the chair?Copy !req
571. What's wrong with the chair?
Just sit in the chair.Copy !req
572. I don't want to sit in it.Copy !req
573. You're going to stand there?Copy !req
574. Mr. Manning, this is a very nice chair.Copy !req
575. Thank you.Copy !req
576. Pen.Copy !req
577. - What's your name?
- Kathy.Copy !req
578. K-AT-H-Y.Copy !req
579. I've seen every episode of The Family Way.Copy !req
580. You were my favorite singer
in high school.Copy !req
581. Who's your favorite singer now?Copy !req
582. You! It's still you!Copy !req
583. There're so many babes out there!Copy !req
584. I've got to get Rex some water
because Rex is very thirsty.Copy !req
585. Make sure it's bottled water.Copy !req
586. Who's your favorite singer?Copy !req
587. Axl.Copy !req
588. If Axl Rose was driving
down the highway...Copy !req
589. and saw Rex Manning stranded
on the side of the road...Copy !req
590. would Axl Rose stop and help him?Copy !req
591. Does Axl have a jack?Copy !req
592. No way, man! Axl would spin the wheel,
take aim, pound on the gas...Copy !req
593. and take that sucker out!Copy !req
594. Warren! Where do you get
this hostility from?Copy !req
595. Who glued these quarters down?Copy !req
596. I did.Copy !req
597. What the hell for, man?Copy !req
598. I don't feel that I need
to explain my art to you.Copy !req
599. Look what you took.Copy !req
600. Rap...Copy !req
601. metal...Copy !req
602. rap...Copy !req
603. metal...Copy !req
604. Whitney Houston.Copy !req
605. - It's for my girlfriend, okay.
- Sure it is.Copy !req
606. Someone like you needs
to diminish their criminal impulses...Copy !req
607. not magnify them.Copy !req
608. Maybe some jazz or classical.Copy !req
609. Maybe you bite me.Copy !req
610. Do any of you...Copy !req
611. like Rex Manning's new record?Copy !req
612. Dance Party, U.S.A.
Teenybopper type of shit.Copy !req
613. It tested well among teenage males.Copy !req
614. Did you compare the percentage
of teenage male Rex Manning fans...Copy !req
615. to the incidents of homosexuality
among teenage males?Copy !req
616. No.Copy !req
617. Who should I make it out to?Copy !req
618. Denise.Copy !req
619. Denise. I've always loved that name.Copy !req
620. Thank you, but it's not mine,
it's my mom's.Copy !req
621. She loves you.
I've never even heard of you.Copy !req
622. Does your mother
still have her own teeth?Copy !req
623. Forget it.Copy !req
624. Cool hair.Copy !req
625. - Berko.
- Lucas, heard a story about you.Copy !req
626. Really? Which one?Copy !req
627. The one where you stole $9,000...Copy !req
628. went to Atlantic City...Copy !req
629. and there's a contract out on you.Copy !req
630. Has anyone seen Debra today?Copy !req
631. We saw her.Copy !req
632. She shaved her head...Copy !req
633. and has a bandage on her wrist.Copy !req
634. Really?Copy !req
635. Really.Copy !req
636. Who are you?Copy !req
637. I'm Jane.Copy !req
638. I work for Rex Manning.Copy !req
639. You think that's funny?Copy !req
640. If you'll excuse me.Copy !req
641. Hey, Joe.Copy !req
642. I need a change of scenery.Copy !req
643. I know, sometimes it's like a monkey cage
out there.Copy !req
644. It's not them. It's Rex.Copy !req
645. I don't even like his music.Copy !req
646. I wouldn't be too embarrassed about that.Copy !req
647. God!Copy !req
648. I don't know what I'm doing.Copy !req
649. You know, I used to be
a much more interesting person.Copy !req
650. Look. I think I used to be
a much more interesting person.Copy !req
651. - I used to be a musician.
- Yeah?Copy !req
652. Yeah, I was a good one.Copy !req
653. And now...Copy !req
654. I manage a record store.Copy !req
655. So how did I come up
with the name Marc?Copy !req
656. Well, it's a very interesting story.
I remember as though it was yesterday.Copy !req
657. Have you seen Debra?Copy !req
658. Depends on what you mean by "seen"
because I've seen her...Copy !req
659. - but not...
- We can't find her anywhere.Copy !req
660. All I know is that you just can't wait
for things to get better.Copy !req
661. You know, you're right.Copy !req
662. Where are you going?Copy !req
663. I don't know. I've never been to Paris.Copy !req
664. You're quitting?Copy !req
665. You can't quit.Copy !req
666. You can't quit. Not today, come on!Copy !req
667. Come on, Jane.Copy !req
668. I owe you one.Copy !req
669. Look, could you put this off till...Copy !req
670. Excuse me, ladies.
Less shimmy, more selling. Thanks.Copy !req
671. Guess who's here.Copy !req
672. How are you?
Mitchell Beck. I own this place.Copy !req
673. Good to meet you. You have a nice store.Copy !req
674. Nice of you to say.
You should have seen it originally.Copy !req
675. Beck's Bath and Bidet,
bathroom fixtures emporium.Copy !req
676. My grandfather started it.Copy !req
677. It was my beatnik father
who turned it into a record store.Copy !req
678. I tell you, if I was selling toilets today,
I'd be a rich man.Copy !req
679. What's with you?
You're sweating like a pig.Copy !req
680. It's nice to see you, too.Copy !req
681. Joe, come on.
Is this the way we treat Mr. Manning?Copy !req
682. - Where's the fresh fruit? Champagne?
- That's not necessary, thank you.Copy !req
683. - He's a big star.
- Big, huge star. Big.Copy !req
684. Let's get him something.Copy !req
685. I'm going to the bank.
Give me last night's deposit.Copy !req
686. - I wanna make sure it gets there this time.
- I'll take care of it.Copy !req
687. No, you're a busy man, let me.Copy !req
688. I said I'll handle it.Copy !req
689. Mitch, have you met Warren?Copy !req
690. Who're you?Copy !req
691. Lucas. I work here.Copy !req
692. Have you met Warren?Copy !req
693. I wanted to talk to you about him.Copy !req
694. Young Warren came into the store today...Copy !req
695. and put on a little demonstration
for all the store employees.Copy !req
696. Very motivational.
It was inspiring, actually.Copy !req
697. He just made quite an impression
on everybody.Copy !req
698. I'm intrigued. I'm spellbound.Copy !req
699. That wasn't so hard, was it? Thank you.Copy !req
700. Corey, I've got to tell you something.Copy !req
701. It's about how I feel about you.Copy !req
702. I really, really...Copy !req
703. Oh, God...Copy !req
704. You know that feeling you get
when you get out of a hot bath?Copy !req
705. You just feel really refreshed and nice.Copy !req
706. Well, you make me feel like...Copy !req
707. You make me feel like a bath?Copy !req
708. You're like vanilla ice cream.
French vanilla ice cream.Copy !req
709. Like your hair.Copy !req
710. Are you okay?Copy !req
711. Why do you care?
You didn't care last night.Copy !req
712. Yes, I did.Copy !req
713. Look, this isn't about you, okay?Copy !req
714. I got home last night and I thought
about everything that had happened...Copy !req
715. and what happened the night before that...Copy !req
716. and the week before that
and the year before that.Copy !req
717. The only thing that was different was
something else was making me feel shitty.Copy !req
718. I'm trying to say I'm sorry.Copy !req
719. I just said, this wasn't about you.Copy !req
720. You didn't do anything wrong.
I'm screwed up.Copy !req
721. We're all screwed up.Copy !req
722. Don't touch me right now.Copy !req
723. I want you to get up,
and I want you to walk away.Copy !req
724. This is bullshit!Copy !req
725. The long arm of the law
has embraced our dear friend Warren.Copy !req
726. I'm Joe Reaves, manager.
Everything okay?Copy !req
727. Joe, tell them what he did.Copy !req
728. - You need a statement?
- No, Mr. Lucas gave us one.Copy !req
729. Mr. Lucas over there. He took $9,000!Copy !req
730. - That's enough.
- I only took a couple of CDs.Copy !req
731. Come on. Lucas,
I thought you were my friend.Copy !req
732. - Don't let the man get you down.
- I don't wanna see you back in the store.Copy !req
733. I'm gonna get you!
I'm not playing this time!Copy !req
734. I'll be back and you'll be sorry!Copy !req
735. You'll hang for this!Copy !req
736. "You'll be sorry!"Copy !req
737. I'm already sorry.Copy !req
738. Hi. I'm just doing
the quarterly income tax returns.Copy !req
739. Almost done.Copy !req
740. Look, Deb...Copy !req
741. if you need to talk about anything...Copy !req
742. You gonna fix me, Joe?Copy !req
743. Fix me. I'll listen.Copy !req
744. I didn't mean that.Copy !req
745. Should I call your mother or something?Copy !req
746. Great. You know, if you find her...Copy !req
747. could you give me her number,
because I'd like to talk to her myself.Copy !req
748. I know you didn't mean anything.Copy !req
749. You're doing a good job.Copy !req
750. I feel a lot better.Copy !req
751. Dear.Copy !req
752. Best boss in the world.Copy !req
753. Can I bring Rex his lunch?Copy !req
754. Berko's taking him his lunch.Copy !req
755. You know that Berko's going to insult him
right to his face. It's not a good idea.Copy !req
756. I don't care if Berko sticks an M-80
up his butt and lights it.Copy !req
757. I hope he sticks one up mine.
It'd be an improvement.Copy !req
758. I have to bring Rex his lunch.Copy !req
759. Berko is.Copy !req
760. Joe, I need to bring him his lunch.Copy !req
761. Berko is.Copy !req
762. I'm bringing Rex his lunch!Copy !req
763. All right.Copy !req
764. Thanks, Joe.Copy !req
765. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
766. - Guava food groups.
- Good-bye, Mark.Copy !req
767. Well, this looks very elegant.Copy !req
768. Boy, talking to all those women
can make you work up an appetite.Copy !req
769. I'll bet it does.Copy !req
770. I got everything. I'm all set. Thank you.Copy !req
771. So am I.Copy !req
772. I can't help but notice
you sitting there staring at me.Copy !req
773. I was thinking how I used to imagine
marrying you...Copy !req
774. when you were on The Family Way.Copy !req
775. Marrying me?
You must've been a baby back then.Copy !req
776. I'm not a baby now.Copy !req
777. You're a sweet girl.Copy !req
778. I'm not as sweet as you think.Copy !req
779. How old are you?Copy !req
780. Old enough.Copy !req
781. Sure you want to do this?Copy !req
782. Definitely.Copy !req
783. I hope you like the taste of blue cheese.Copy !req
784. Rock and roll.Copy !req
785. What are you doing here?Copy !req
786. I'm fixing the sign.
What are you doing here?Copy !req
787. Taking a break.Copy !req
788. It's so weird that you just came up here.
I have to tell you something.Copy !req
789. Not now, please. Please A.J., no.Copy !req
790. No, it has to be now.
You remember that really horrible day...Copy !req
791. when Mark set off the store alarm...Copy !req
792. and Gina got dumped by Dennis
and cried all day...Copy !req
793. and I drew the picture of him
and Lucas made a voodoo doll...Copy !req
794. - and you wore that skirt that I hate?
- What skirt?Copy !req
795. - The one with the flowers.
- The blue skirt?Copy !req
796. Yeah, the blue one. I hate that skirt.Copy !req
797. It's good that I hate that skirt. Listen.Copy !req
798. Listen to me.
That skirt made me realize that...Copy !req
799. if I can love her in that skirt,
then this must really be it.Copy !req
800. Corey, I love you.Copy !req
801. What?Copy !req
802. I'm in love with you.Copy !req
803. I mean, I've been in love with you.Copy !req
804. Wow, please, not now. Please, A.J.Copy !req
805. Please don't do this right now.
I'm sorry, but I can't handle this right now.Copy !req
806. Are you telling me
you could handle it some other time?Copy !req
807. Look...Copy !req
808. I just threw myself at Rex Manning, okay?Copy !req
809. And made a total fool of myself.Copy !req
810. - You what?
- Yes, and I'm not ready for this, okay?Copy !req
811. I'm sorry.Copy !req
812. I'm sorry, I just want to be alone, okay?Copy !req
813. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
814. Forget I said anything, okay?Copy !req
815. Just forget it. I didn't say anything.
Nothing happened.Copy !req
816. Forget about Rex.
We'll get you another guy...Copy !req
817. I don't want another guy. I'm not like you.Copy !req
818. I don't need one.
Why do you try and make me like you?Copy !req
819. What do you mean?Copy !req
820. I'm not like you. I don't need to do
what you do all the time.Copy !req
821. Okay. I see.Copy !req
822. Not like me, the turbo slut.
Is that what you mean?Copy !req
823. Are you saying
that I've got to do every guy I see?Copy !req
824. You certainly seem to enjoy it.Copy !req
825. What did you do?Copy !req
826. Did you act all perfect
and better than everybody?Copy !req
827. - You think guys like you for that?
- They may not like it...Copy !req
828. but at least they don't do it with me
and go off and laugh.Copy !req
829. God, you're mean.Copy !req
830. There you are. Is Rex Manning in yet?Copy !req
831. If he is, show him my eight-track.
It's great. It's The Family Way.Copy !req
832. It's in the vinyl section,
right underneath the...Copy !req
833. - Please!
- What'd I do?Copy !req
834. You forgot your thingy!Copy !req
835. It's just something
I've always been able to do.Copy !req
836. I can tell you what color and what kind.Copy !req
837. All right. What am I wearing now?Copy !req
838. Jockeys.Copy !req
839. Navy blue.Copy !req
840. Am I right?Copy !req
841. - I don't know.
- Well, why don't you check it out...Copy !req
842. and you let me know.Copy !req
843. Perfect.Copy !req
844. Now, the $64,000 question.Copy !req
845. That's really nice.Copy !req
846. Don't.Copy !req
847. Don't what?Copy !req
848. Pretend like nothing happened.Copy !req
849. When you told me that before...Copy !req
850. I freaked because...Copy !req
851. I don't think about you like that.
You're my best friend.Copy !req
852. I think we have something
better than that.Copy !req
853. Better.Copy !req
854. That's bullshit.Copy !req
855. You know it's bullshit.Copy !req
856. One for Miss Teen America.Copy !req
857. It's okay. I didn't spit on it.Copy !req
858. "Dishonesty"?Copy !req
859. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
860. And one for the man with the band.Copy !req
861. "Marc sucks."Copy !req
862. Hey, A.J., I made you a button.Copy !req
863. - "Stupid."
- You're just in time.Copy !req
864. Please.Copy !req
865. It's a surprise.Copy !req
866. Veto! Veto!Copy !req
867. - I'm not listening to it.
- No, we're dancing to it.Copy !req
868. I am not going to dance to Rex Manning.
I'm not dancing.Copy !req
869. Why not? I am Rex Manning. I'm so sexy.Copy !req
870. - No. You're stupid.
- No, I'm sexy.Copy !req
871. Get off!Copy !req
872. Wait.Copy !req
873. You all having fun?Copy !req
874. I hope so!Copy !req
875. Don't let me stop you! Keep dancing!Copy !req
876. You better do it now...Copy !req
877. because by next week
this will be a Music Town!Copy !req
878. And I don't think they allow dancing
in Music Town!Copy !req
879. What are we supposed to do instead, Joe?Copy !req
880. What am I gonna do with this guy?Copy !req
881. What should I do?Copy !req
882. Turn him into the police? Send him to jail?Copy !req
883. Who do you think he's gonna come to
when he wants bail? Who?Copy !req
884. Me, right? Me.Copy !req
885. What should I do?Copy !req
886. Put in my own $9,000?
And then I'm screwed!Copy !req
887. Don't worry, Joe.
You're a superb manager.Copy !req
888. Really?Copy !req
889. Superb.Copy !req
890. Keep it up.Copy !req
891. Superb.Copy !req
892. - Say it again.
- Superb.Copy !req
893. - You shit!
- That's my shoulder!Copy !req
894. Get in there, pinhead!Copy !req
895. No, don't.Copy !req
896. Don't do it. Joe.Copy !req
897. - You deserved that.
- I know.Copy !req
898. Where's Rex?Copy !req
899. Got a better question: Where's Gina?Copy !req
900. I'll look upstairs.Copy !req
901. I'll check the bathroom.Copy !req
902. - I'll check in storage.
- I'll check the sofa.Copy !req
903. How's it going, man?
Joe, I'm sorry I'm late.Copy !req
904. I brought pizza, in case anyone's hungry.Copy !req
905. So, what's up, man?Copy !req
906. Why you guys looking so glum?
Where's sexy Rexy?Copy !req
907. It's funny that you put it that way.Copy !req
908. What?Copy !req
909. I'm not feeling so good.
Can I count out now?Copy !req
910. Why is the door locked?Copy !req
911. Where's Gina?Copy !req
912. Where's Rex?Copy !req
913. What, no applause?Copy !req
914. Get off!Copy !req
915. A.J.! A.J., stop. He's not worth it.Copy !req
916. Wise up, junior.Copy !req
917. Take your purse
and get the hell out of my store.Copy !req
918. - Where's Jane?
- She quit.Copy !req
919. What?Copy !req
920. I lied about your hair. It looks stupid.Copy !req
921. - And we all hate your new album.
- Not to mention the ones before that.Copy !req
922. You're a washed-up imposter.Copy !req
923. Imposter?Copy !req
924. You know something?Copy !req
925. You could all be right.Copy !req
926. How could you? With Rex Manning?Copy !req
927. I hate you.Copy !req
928. You better go home.Copy !req
929. Am I fired?Copy !req
930. Have I fired anyone today?
No. Why would I start with you?Copy !req
931. Is this how your life's going to be now?
You're going to screw every has-been...Copy !req
932. until your tits fall down
and they don't want you anymore?Copy !req
933. At least I don't hide what I am.
Right, Corey?Copy !req
934. At least I'm not
some closet speed freak, right?Copy !req
935. You think I don't see what you do?
You think I don't see?Copy !req
936. - Shut up!
- I know what you do! What's this?Copy !req
937. What's this? What are these?Copy !req
938. What are these? Aspirins?
Vitamins? Breath mints?Copy !req
939. Diet pills?Copy !req
940. - What a surprise!
- Stop it!Copy !req
941. You know what, I could study all night...Copy !req
942. if I was chowing down speed, too,
you know that I could.Copy !req
943. Here's one for your perfect little face!
And your perfect body!Copy !req
944. Shut up!Copy !req
945. And your perfect family
and your perfect school!Copy !req
946. - And your perfect, perfect future!
- Gina, stop it!Copy !req
947. - I'm stopping!
- Go home.Copy !req
948. It's always about her.Copy !req
949. It'll be fine. Really.Copy !req
950. No. It's not going to be fine!Copy !req
951. Nothing's ever fine, Joe! I'll show you fine!Copy !req
952. I'll show you perfect!Copy !req
953. I hate you!Copy !req
954. Joe, let me take care of her, come on.Copy !req
955. - Please, I can take care of her, Joe.
- Let's get her up, come on.Copy !req
956. Up!Copy !req
957. Better?Copy !req
958. Come on. Let's dry you off.Copy !req
959. I guess nobody really has it all together.Copy !req
960. No.Copy !req
961. I feel like I should welcome you
to the neighborhood.Copy !req
962. Did you really want to do Rex Manning
in the count-out room?Copy !req
963. Is that how you always imagined
your first time would be?Copy !req
964. Your back up against the daily totals...Copy !req
965. and your feet pounding against the safe?Copy !req
966. "Oh, Rexy, stop that!Copy !req
967. "You're so sexy!"Copy !req
968. Why are you being so nice to me?Copy !req
969. Let's save our Hallmark moment.Copy !req
970. Hey, what's up, man?Copy !req
971. - How's your head?
- It's fine.Copy !req
972. - Is Corey okay?
- I think so.Copy !req
973. Yeah, she's cool.Copy !req
974. Wish there was a way
we could help out Joe, though.Copy !req
975. Yeah, but who's got $9,000?Copy !req
976. I don't.Copy !req
977. What about you, A.J., you got $9,000?Copy !req
978. You think I'll still be working here
if I had $9,000?Copy !req
979. Yeah, I think you would.Copy !req
980. I think you would, too.Copy !req
981. When I call Mitchell,
he's gonna call the cops.Copy !req
982. - So you can leave if you want.
- I am not leaving, Joe.Copy !req
983. You know when my old man
used to drink...Copy !req
984. which was often...Copy !req
985. he used to say to me,
"You will never amount to anything."Copy !req
986. Don't give up.Copy !req
987. You're 21, Lucas.Copy !req
988. I'm not.Copy !req
989. It's too late.Copy !req
990. Put the glue in like this.Copy !req
991. Pop that sucker down right on top of it.Copy !req
992. And then flip the...Copy !req
993. Hey, man, what are you doing?Copy !req
994. Don't get your thumbprints all over it.
Look, there's thumbprints there now.Copy !req
995. Wanna wreck the whole record, dude?
You're crazy, man.Copy !req
996. Hey, Mark!Copy !req
997. You love Gwar!
Why don't you join the band?Copy !req
998. Mark, man, you play a mean guitar!Copy !req
999. It's really a shame that you must die!Copy !req
1000. Wait. Hey, come on.Copy !req
1001. I love you, Eddie.Copy !req
1002. Do you need a new night manager?Copy !req
1003. - What are you doing later?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1004. I'm either going to jail or hell,
I can't decide which.Copy !req
1005. Wherever you're going,
would you have dinner with me first?Copy !req
1006. You bet.Copy !req
1007. "Rest in peace. Deb."Copy !req
1008. Death is in the cards, huh?Copy !req
1009. Lucas, why did you take that money?Copy !req
1010. Do you have a plan?Copy !req
1011. No.Copy !req
1012. Not a comprehensive plan.Copy !req
1013. I think you do.Copy !req
1014. A funeral.Copy !req
1015. - I am not going.
- You don't have a choice, if you're dead.Copy !req
1016. - What's RIP mean?
- Really Idiotic Party.Copy !req
1017. Hey, man, there's your problem.Copy !req
1018. - Somebody burned it.
- No.Copy !req
1019. If you were listening to records
and somebody burned it...Copy !req
1020. or put water on it or something,
it wouldn't wreck 'em, just warp 'em a bit.Copy !req
1021. Sometimes that makes them
even sound better.Copy !req
1022. The only thing that can destroy records
is some freak who kicks 'em...Copy !req
1023. - and throws 'em on the ground.
- It's only 'cause I'm not in a band, right?Copy !req
1024. Because you know if I was in a band
they would not be doing this to me.Copy !req
1025. If you didn't listen to CDs.Copy !req
1026. - Clapton on vinyl.
- Could you be a bit more vague, man?Copy !req
1027. We got lots of Clapton on vinyl. We got
Clapton with John Mayall, with Yardbirds.Copy !req
1028. Clapton with Derek & The Dominoes.
Clapton with Blind Faith.Copy !req
1029. The Rainbow concert from '73.Copy !req
1030. Do you want him solo, unplugged,
you want him with Cream?Copy !req
1031. - You wanted the tapes with Jimmy Page?
- Cool.Copy !req
1032. - Where is it?
- Over there, man.Copy !req
1033. Hey, Eddie, do you have The Shaggs
on 45, Philosophy of The World?Copy !req
1034. I know that you have the album,
but I'm looking for the 45...Copy !req
1035. - Deb...
- Did you know that their second album...Copy !req
1036. got stolen from
their family's trailer home...Copy !req
1037. - Deb, can I see it?
- Never found it again. I wonder what...Copy !req
1038. Please.Copy !req
1039. Shaggs are definitely
the hottest punk rock band.Copy !req
1040. I love radicals.Copy !req
1041. Got it.Copy !req
1042. Hey, Eddie, would you play it for me?Copy !req
1043. Yeah, no problem. I'll do anything for you.Copy !req
1044. We are gathered here today
to pay our last respects to Debra.Copy !req
1045. She left us and never said why.Copy !req
1046. But I am really going to miss her.Copy !req
1047. And I wish that I could have known her
a little bit better.Copy !req
1048. - Dogshit.
- Hey, dead people don't talk.Copy !req
1049. - Berko, would you like to say something?
- Deb, I just...Copy !req
1050. I just want you to stay. That's all.Copy !req
1051. A.J., do you have something to say?Copy !req
1052. Well, is it better to know or not to know?Copy !req
1053. You see, I want to go to art school.
But I'm afraid.Copy !req
1054. Jesus, I hate this funeral.Copy !req
1055. Empire Records, open till midnight.
This is Mark.Copy !req
1056. - Midnight?
- Yes.Copy !req
1057. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
1058. Oh, God!Copy !req
1059. - I'll take care of him, boss.
- Okay.Copy !req
1060. I really miss Gina.Copy !req
1061. That's really special, but aren't we
supposed to be talking about me?Copy !req
1062. I know, I just can't stop
thinking about her.Copy !req
1063. She's not afraid of life,
and she's not afraid to be herself.Copy !req
1064. And I wish that I could be like that.Copy !req
1065. I wish I could be brave like Gina.Copy !req
1066. You are brave.Copy !req
1067. You're getting out of here.Copy !req
1068. You're always talking about
how I do what I want to do...Copy !req
1069. but I don't.Copy !req
1070. I don't, because I want to sing in a band...Copy !req
1071. but I don't have the guts to even audition.Copy !req
1072. And I know that if I don't do something,
I'm going to end up like my mother.Copy !req
1073. Her life ended after high school.Copy !req
1074. You're never going to be like your mother
if you don't want to be like her.Copy !req
1075. You're going to be fine.Copy !req
1076. That is so sweet, I think I'm going to barf.
Excuse me.Copy !req
1077. - Get down here.
- Here.Copy !req
1078. Hi, Mark.Copy !req
1079. I used to pee in my bed.Copy !req
1080. I did. I wet my bed until I was 10.Copy !req
1081. My mother turned me over to the county...Copy !req
1082. when I was 10, too.Copy !req
1083. Not for being a bed-wetter,
but for being a bad seed.Copy !req
1084. Anyway, three years went by...Copy !req
1085. and then Joe came.Copy !req
1086. He took me out, and I became...Copy !req
1087. the person that I am today.Copy !req
1088. Look.Copy !req
1089. I tried to kill myself with a Lady Bic.Copy !req
1090. A pink plastic razor with daisies on it
and a moisturizing strip.Copy !req
1091. And it took me forever
just to get through my skin.Copy !req
1092. I don't know.
I was just really tired of being invisible.Copy !req
1093. We love you, Debra.Copy !req
1094. Warren, get out of the store.Copy !req
1095. You can't tell me what to do, A.J.Copy !req
1096. - What are you doing with a gun?
- What do you think I'm doing?Copy !req
1097. What was that?Copy !req
1098. - Christ!
- Holy shit, man!Copy !req
1099. Why don't you let these people go?
What do you say?Copy !req
1100. Good try, A.J. You trying to fool me, man?Copy !req
1101. I'm not that dumb. You'll call the cops.Copy !req
1102. - Warren's shooting up the place.
- My God, A.J.Copy !req
1103. A.J.'s fine. Everybody stand back, okay?
Call 911.Copy !req
1104. I'm crazy and I've got a gun!Copy !req
1105. Do you see that, man?Copy !req
1106. Wasn't that brilliant? Didn't you love that?Copy !req
1107. You told me not to come back.
Well, here I am.Copy !req
1108. - Give me the gun, Warren.
- I'll give you the gun.Copy !req
1109. What are you doing?Copy !req
1110. I wanted to have a little chat with Warren.Copy !req
1111. Yeah? Have a little chat with my gun.Copy !req
1112. What do you want, Warren?Copy !req
1113. Stop calling me Warren!
My name isn't fucking Warren!Copy !req
1114. His name isn't Warren.Copy !req
1115. You can't kill me, Warren.Copy !req
1116. - I'm already dead.
- I thought his name was Warren.Copy !req
1117. I talked to God. She says, "Yo, what's up?"Copy !req
1118. And she wants you to lose the gun.Copy !req
1119. You are psycho!Copy !req
1120. What the hell is wrong with you people?Copy !req
1121. You all belong in the loony bin.
Every one of you.Copy !req
1122. Forget you guys. I don't need you.Copy !req
1123. You think you're so happy
and so goddamn great...Copy !req
1124. because you work
in a freaking record store.Copy !req
1125. You think you're so superior.Copy !req
1126. Joe, Lucas steals $9,000 from you,
and you don't do dick to him?Copy !req
1127. So you going to give me a job now?Copy !req
1128. So that's it, Warren?Copy !req
1129. You want to work in a record store?Copy !req
1130. No.Copy !req
1131. I think you're lying, Warren.Copy !req
1132. - He's not going to give me a job, man.
- How do you know?Copy !req
1133. Why should he?
Why should anyone give me a job?Copy !req
1134. He gave me a job.Copy !req
1135. So do I get the job?Copy !req
1136. Considering the fact that he's a minor
and he put blanks in the gun...Copy !req
1137. there's really not a lot they can do to him.Copy !req
1138. Thanks a lot, Officers.Copy !req
1139. - Take care, Warren. Stay out of trouble.
- Wait a minute.Copy !req
1140. - Warren, I made this for you. Warren...
- Wait.Copy !req
1141. Can you keep it here for me?
So when I get back...Copy !req
1142. - Sure.
- Thanks, man.Copy !req
1143. Hey, Warren, take care of yourself.
Don't let the man get you down.Copy !req
1144. You, too, Lucas. 'Bye, Gina.Copy !req
1145. Yeah, don't drop the soap.Copy !req
1146. I got to call Mitchell.Copy !req
1147. It's $1,900.Copy !req
1148. - I sold my Vespa across the street.
- No.Copy !req
1149. Here's $600 left over
from the Rex Manning expense account.Copy !req
1150. Cool.Copy !req
1151. There's about $30 from Debra's buttons.Copy !req
1152. - I have some money in my bag.
- Here's $2...Copy !req
1153. and some Bazooka Joe for karma.Copy !req
1154. Here's $23 from A.J.'s expense account.Copy !req
1155. Maybe you can hock this, I don't know.Copy !req
1156. - That's $3,050.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1157. And $6 more.Copy !req
1158. The bold and courageous act
did not change the course of history.Copy !req
1159. I hate money.Copy !req
1160. I thought I knew what I was doing,
but I didn't, okay?Copy !req
1161. I give up.Copy !req
1162. Call Mitchell.Copy !req
1163. - I think we can work something out...
- No, now's the time, just call him.Copy !req
1164. Whoa!Copy !req
1165. Wait, give me a couple of seconds.Copy !req
1166. So the perpetrator
will be taken to Juvenile Hall...Copy !req
1167. and likely charged
with assault with a deadly weapon...Copy !req
1168. possibly even kidnapping.Copy !req
1169. I saw the whole thing go down.
You see, I work here.Copy !req
1170. Hey, guys, check it out. Mark's on TV!Copy !req
1171. Joining us is an eyewitness to the scene.Copy !req
1172. An employee of the store who saw it.
Tell us what happened.Copy !req
1173. This guy here kind of wigged out and all,
but that's besides the point.Copy !req
1174. We're having a get-together here tonight.Copy !req
1175. There's gonna be free admission,
live music, hits, chicks...Copy !req
1176. The full nine yards, man.
It'll be heavy shit. Here at midnight.Copy !req
1177. We're live on the air right now.
That's the story...Copy !req
1178. Anybody can come. Here at midnight.
Party on, man!Copy !req
1179. Damn the man! Save the Empire!Copy !req
1180. You know what, Berko?
Your band can play.Copy !req
1181. - We can buy kegs and sell beer.
- Hey, I can sell my brownies.Copy !req
1182. - Brownies.
- There you go.Copy !req
1183. What about a permit? You need a permit
to sell beer on the street.Copy !req
1184. Joe, screw the permit.Copy !req
1185. - Yeah.
- Come on, Joe.Copy !req
1186. Brownies?Copy !req
1187. Screw the permit.Copy !req
1188. We've got to make some money.Copy !req
1189. You gotta invest in this
when you're young. A record is like life.Copy !req
1190. It goes around and around.Copy !req
1191. - How much is it?
- $80.Copy !req
1192. $5 a beer.Copy !req
1193. Plenty for everyone!Copy !req
1194. There you go.Copy !req
1195. You gotta buy something before you go in.Copy !req
1196. - You wanna buy some vinyl or something?
- Hi, Mitchell.Copy !req
1197. Joe!Copy !req
1198. What is going on here?Copy !req
1199. Why do I get the feeling
that I am being royally screwed?Copy !req
1200. Because you are, Mitch.Copy !req
1201. There was no money in the bag.
One of my employees needed it.Copy !req
1202. Who took it?Copy !req
1203. Who took my money?Copy !req
1204. Mitch, this is some party.
I mean it's a hell of a turn-out.Copy !req
1205. - Who are you?
- I'm Lucas. I still work here.Copy !req
1206. How could I forget. We're talking...Copy !req
1207. I wanted to talk to you
about this Music Town thing.Copy !req
1208. Next week, you'll be the owner
of one of the many Music Towns...Copy !req
1209. - across this great land, correct?
- Yes.Copy !req
1210. You like it because Music Town
raises prices, so you make more money.Copy !req
1211. - You're a smart boy.
- When Music Town comes in...Copy !req
1212. Joe is out. A.J. Is out.Copy !req
1213. All the beautiful little tattooed,
gum-chewing freaks are out as well.Copy !req
1214. And it pretty much goes
without saying, that I'm out.Copy !req
1215. Wish it had gone without saying,
but you won't shut up.Copy !req
1216. What I think Lucas is trying to say
is that I'm going to open my own store.Copy !req
1217. You don't have the start-up capital.Copy !req
1218. - Yes, he does.
- No, I don't.Copy !req
1219. But I will. I will get it.Copy !req
1220. Mitch...Copy !req
1221. I quit.Copy !req
1222. - You knew, didn't you?
- About what?Copy !req
1223. Everything. About me,
what I wanted to do.Copy !req
1224. I knew you weren't happy.Copy !req
1225. Thank you for coming. 'Bye. Move along.Copy !req
1226. These are on sale with a coupon, right?Copy !req
1227. Doesn't anybody work in this store?Copy !req
1228. I do.Copy !req
1229. A.J.!Copy !req
1230. Leave the merchandise, take your cup,
get out! Bug someone outside!Copy !req
1231. Now!Copy !req
1232. Here's all your money. Count it.Copy !req
1233. I hate this place. You love it.Copy !req
1234. Let me sell it to you.Copy !req
1235. Cheap.Copy !req
1236. Thanks, you won't regret it.Copy !req
1237. Asshole.Copy !req
1238. - I'll take it.
- Give me that!Copy !req
1239. You!Copy !req
1240. - Take the lead.
- What?Copy !req
1241. Go on.Copy !req
1242. You're on.Copy !req
1243. Perfect.Copy !req
1244. Well, not entirely perfect.Copy !req
1245. Hi. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
1246. - Listen to me!
- Hello, Corey.Copy !req
1247. You're so special and so talented!Copy !req
1248. You have everything it takes!
More than everything it takes!Copy !req
1249. And you're really stupid
because you don't know that!Copy !req
1250. And I know you don't love me anymore
and I know that I blew it!Copy !req
1251. And if you don't go to art school...Copy !req
1252. if you don't understand how special
you are, then you know nothing.Copy !req
1253. I did love you and I still...Copy !req
1254. Only I didn't realize it was love
because it was more than love...Copy !req
1255. and it wasn't just some stupid feeling
in my stomach.Copy !req
1256. I'll never love anybody as much as you.Copy !req
1257. And I hate you! Why did you wait so long?Copy !req
1258. I quit.Copy !req
1259. I'm going to art school...Copy !req
1260. in Boston...Copy !req
1261. so I can be near you.Copy !req
1262. - Really?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1263. That guy, whatever his name is.Copy !req
1264. What's his name?Copy !req
1265. That dude with the shaved head?
The liar guy?Copy !req
1266. - Henry Rollins?
- Yes, the guy with tattoos all over.Copy !req
1267. I admit, Henry Rollins is sort of a puss.Copy !req
1268. Yeah, he's a total puss. His lyrics suck.Copy !req
1269. But you can't go and put down the Misfits.Copy !req
1270. They had everything it took
to be a great punk band.Copy !req
1271. They had good bass lines
and strong guitar chords...Copy !req
1272. even though they were only three.Copy !req
1273. They didn't even compare to Primus.
They were that old school stuff.Copy !req
1274. Why get into Primus?Copy !req
1275. - Primus sucks.
- Primus is the new stuff.Copy !req
1276. Out with the old, in with the new.Copy !req
1277. Religion's a bad thing if Primus
is what's gonna come around.Copy !req
1278. - What are you talking about?
- The fact that Primus has nothing.Copy !req
1279. They got good bass lines. I'll admit.Copy !req
1280. They have beautiful bass lines.
Six-string fretless bass...Copy !req
1281. Okay, but they're not
as good as the Pixies.Copy !req
1282. The Pixies have way better bass lines
than Primus.Copy !req
1283. So why didn't they stick around?Copy !req
1284. Because people wanted to do solo careers
and explore themselves...Copy !req
1285. as single entities instead of a band.Copy !req
1286. But that's like money.Copy !req
1287. No, it's not about money.
What are you talking about, "money"?Copy !req
1288. Yeah, it is.Copy !req
1289. When you've got a band together...Copy !req
1290. and everything's going fine...Copy !req