1. Okay. How about...Copy !req
2. a rocket dog with space chips?Copy !req
3. Spaghetti with meteors?Copy !req
4. Galactic grape cup?Copy !req
5. Elio, you have to eat something.Copy !req
6. Do you remember what your mom
used to order for you?Copy !req
7. Major Solís,
what are you doing here?Copy !req
8. Hey! Yeah, I-I'm with my nephew.Copy !req
9. I'm trying to get him to eat.Copy !req
10. Oh, right. Your nephew.Copy !req
11. I heard about your brother
and his wife. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
12. Thank you.Copy !req
13. We're managing.Copy !req
14. What about
the astronaut programme?Copy !req
15. - Weren't you about...
- No. Not anymore.Copy !req
16. The, um— The timing just isn't right.Copy !req
17. Of course.Copy !req
18. But it's— But it's been greatCopy !req
19. spending time with my new room-mate.Copy !req
20. Right, buddy?Copy !req
21. Oh, no.Copy !req
22. Hello from
the children of Planet Earth.Copy !req
23. Since the dawn of time,Copy !req
24. humans have gazed at the stars
and wondered...Copy !req
25. are we alone?Copy !req
26. Voyager is our attempt to find out.Copy !req
27. This intrepid explorer is on a mission,Copy !req
28. travelling farther
than any human has ever gone,Copy !req
29. to the distant reaches
of the cosmos and beyond.Copy !req
30. Voyager will never see those
who made it again.Copy !req
31. It will drift on, solitary and alone.Copy !req
32. But maybe one day,Copy !req
33. distant worlds will receive its messageCopy !req
34. and Voyager will complete its mission,Copy !req
35. proving we aren't so alone after all.Copy !req
36. Elio! Elio!Copy !req
37. Elio...Copy !req
38. Are you— Are you hurt? What happened?Copy !req
39. What happened?Copy !req
40. Is life really out there, Tía Olga?Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. Come on.Copy !req
43. You can't run away like that, Elio.Copy !req
44. I would like
to extend the greetingsCopy !req
45. of the government
and the people of Canada.Copy !req
46. Hello from
the children of Planet Earth.Copy !req
47. Oh, wait.Copy !req
48. Okay.Copy !req
49. Elio!Copy !req
50. Huh?Copy !req
51. Hey.Copy !req
52. Are you Elio?Copy !req
53. Who wants to know?Copy !req
54. You put flyers up for a Ham Radio Club?Copy !req
55. Uh...Copy !req
56. Uh, I-I am Elio Solís,Copy !req
57. president and leader of the Ham Radio ClubCopy !req
58. of this beach.Copy !req
59. Cool. I'm Bryce.Copy !req
60. Great, cool, awesome. Did you bring it?Copy !req
61. Oh-Oh, yeah.Copy !req
62. It's my dad's ham radio,
but I have my own call sign.Copy !req
63. It's PXLOL...Copy !req
64. which sometimes
makes people I talk to laugh.Copy !req
65. How far have you called?Copy !req
66. On Friday I talked to...Copy !req
67. Ohio.Copy !req
68. Oh.Copy !req
69. If I can pair these together,
I can double their reach.Copy !req
70. Okay, you can go now.Copy !req
71. Go? Wait.Copy !req
72. Where's everyone else?Copy !req
73. Unfortunately, most of our
members came down with, uh...Copy !req
74. amnesia and forgot to come,Copy !req
75. but I'll see you at the
next meetup in three months!Copy !req
76. - What's up, Bryce?
- Hey.Copy !req
77. Oh. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
78. - One, two...
- Oh.Copy !req
79. You almost messed up there.Copy !req
80. Hey. Uh...Copy !req
81. - Uh-huh.
- Oh.Copy !req
82. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
83. - Swoosh!
- Nice.Copy !req
84. This is Caleb. He wanted to come too.Copy !req
85. Oh. Hey.Copy !req
86. What's with the hat?Copy !req
87. Uh...Copy !req
88. Like I said, the meetup's been postponed.Copy !req
89. Shingles is no joke.Copy !req
90. I thought it was amnesia.Copy !req
91. Oh, my gosh, you're right. It's spreading.Copy !req
92. You better go before you catch it. Bye!Copy !req
93. - Yo, what's up with this guy?
- Dude, chill.Copy !req
94. He's the kid whose parents died.Copy !req
95. Hey, that's classified information.Copy !req
96. As leader of this radio club, I hereby...Copy !req
97. - Whoa.
- Did you do that?Copy !req
98. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
99. No.Copy !req
100. - Is this supposed to happen?
- Don't. Stop it!Copy !req
101. Hello? Hello? Can you hear me?Copy !req
102. - Let me see that.
- Don't touch that.Copy !req
103. - I was just looking at it.
- I have to respond.Copy !req
104. - Let go!
- Quit it.Copy !req
105. No!Copy !req
106. Yo, that was not my fault.Copy !req
107. I-I didn't mean to...Copy !req
108. - Uh...
- Oh, come on.Copy !req
109. You suborbital, gaseous...Copy !req
110. waste of mass!Copy !req
111. - Whoa.
- Activate supernova blast!Copy !req
112. Get off of me, you little freak.Copy !req
113. - Come on, guys, stop!
- He bit me!Copy !req
114. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
115. Unbelievable!Copy !req
116. Fighting on the beach, skipping school?Copy !req
117. Am I going to have to put
a tracker on you?Copy !req
118. Now your eye. Ay Mamá.Copy !req
119. The doctor said not
to touch it for two weeks.Copy !req
120. - Elio!
- Oh.Copy !req
121. You meant starting now.Copy !req
122. This is serious! What were you thinking?Copy !req
123. I was minding my own business,
taking in the night airCopy !req
124. and suddenly these ruffians attacked me.Copy !req
125. No, no, no.Copy !req
126. Look at me in the eyeCopy !req
127. and for once, tell me the truth.Copy !req
128. No. I'm not learning Elioese.Copy !req
129. Major Solís.Copy !req
130. You going to the seminar tonight?Copy !req
131. There'll be a speaker from the
Astronaut Selection Program.Copy !req
132. No. No, no.Copy !req
133. Something came up.Copy !req
134. Oh, is this the nephewCopy !req
135. we've heard so much about?Copy !req
136. Yes, that's him.Copy !req
137. - Gloodle!
- Stop it!Copy !req
138. I don't know if this is boundary testing,Copy !req
139. or sleep regression, or...Copy !req
140. Which one of these is you?Copy !req
141. I don't know, but I think that one is you.Copy !req
142. Okay, I've got one last meeting.Copy !req
143. So, I need you to sit hereCopy !req
144. and not move or speakCopy !req
145. or injure yourself for ten minutes.Copy !req
146. I have enough to deal with already.Copy !req
147. What's with
this emergency meeting?Copy !req
148. Oh, you didn't hear?Copy !req
149. Melmac thinks he found aliens.Copy !req
150. This ought to be good.Copy !req
151. All right, Mr Melmac, let's hear it.Copy !req
152. Major...Copy !req
153. Major Solís, earlier today,Copy !req
154. I found this signal coming
from interstellar space.Copy !req
155. Melmac, please.Copy !req
156. - It's late...
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
157. Listen closely.Copy !req
158. Hello, Planet Earth.Copy !req
159. In 1977, NASA launched the...Copy !req
160. - The Golden Record.
- The Golden Record! Yes.Copy !req
161. - The what?
- The Golden Record, sir,Copy !req
162. was Earth's message in a bottle.Copy !req
163. Hello from
the children of Planet Earth.Copy !req
164. Don't you see?Copy !req
165. Hello, Planet Earth.Copy !req
166. I think someone in interstellar spaceCopy !req
167. found our message
and is sending it back to usCopy !req
168. as a reply!Copy !req
169. - Melmac...
- Major...Copy !req
170. - Melmac...
- Major!Copy !req
171. We can't just leave it
like this, we have to respond.Copy !req
172. I've already rerouted every satelliteCopy !req
173. to send the signal back.Copy !req
174. Sure, it might cause
a few system failures.Copy !req
175. Whoop. Sorry.
Maybe a small electrical fire,Copy !req
176. but it would be worth it
for first contact!Copy !req
177. I have everything cued up and ready to go.Copy !req
178. Just say the word!Copy !req
179. If someone or something
is calling out to Earth,Copy !req
180. who on Earth do you want taking that call?Copy !req
181. You...Copy !req
182. - ... should go home.
- Oh.Copy !req
183. - Take a week.
- Take two weeks.Copy !req
184. No. You got to believe me.Copy !req
185. Major, please! They're out there!Copy !req
186. Major! Unhand me!Copy !req
187. May I remind everyone
that we are orbital analysts.Copy !req
188. We track space debris,
not rogue UFO signals.Copy !req
189. Let's just...Copy !req
190. Let's just take five.Copy !req
191. It's been a long night.Copy !req
192. What a nutjob.Copy !req
193. This is Elio Solís
of the planet Earth. Uh...Copy !req
194. I come in peace...Copy !req
195. and I'm super excited to join you. Uh...Copy !req
196. I'm creative, hard-working...Copy !req
197. shredded.Copy !req
198. Uh, so please come and get me.
I'll be waiting.Copy !req
199. Okay, bye. Love you.Copy !req
200. Yes.Copy !req
201. Yes!Copy !req
202. Yes!Copy !req
203. Oh, no.Copy !req
204. Time is of the essence.
They could be here any minute.Copy !req
205. I got to pack!Copy !req
206. I take full responsibility,Copy !req
207. but... ... I mean,
you have kids, right?Copy !req
208. I'll be out of your way soon. Don't worry.Copy !req
209. Just need a few snacks for the road.Copy !req
210. Elio!Copy !req
211. Sorry, ma'am. What was that?Copy !req
212. Which flavour will you
miss the least? ¿Fuego?Copy !req
213. - Fuego. Yeah.
- I-I understand.Copy !req
214. Should I bring forks, or would
they think they're weapons?Copy !req
215. Not worth the risk! I'll bring spoons.Copy !req
216. Nice, peaceful spoons.Copy !req
217. - Where's my good cape?
- You too, ma'am.Copy !req
218. - It's not in the wash, is it?
- Thank you.Copy !req
219. - Ah. Here it is!
- Elio...Copy !req
220. Blue or green? Which one says,
"Take me with you,"Copy !req
221. but not in a desperate way?Copy !req
222. Elio, stop! Please!Copy !req
223. Aliens are not coming for you.Copy !req
224. But that guy said...Copy !req
225. You're out of control. You got in a fight.Copy !req
226. You shut down power to the whole baseCopy !req
227. and I almost lost my job!Copy !req
228. We have to try something different.Copy !req
229. Boarding school? You're trying
to get rid of me.Copy !req
230. No, this is just their sleepaway camp.Copy !req
231. It's just a couple of weeks.Copy !req
232. I can't go. They're coming tonight.Copy !req
233. You need to make friends or just a friend.Copy !req
234. I don't care about friends.
I need to meet aliens.Copy !req
235. Why?Copy !req
236. Because there's 500 million
habitable planets out thereCopy !req
237. and one of them's got to want me!Copy !req
238. Because obviously you don't!Copy !req
239. Of course, I do! We're family!Copy !req
240. You're not my family!Copy !req
241. Your life isn't up there, Elio.Copy !req
242. It's down here.Copy !req
243. I-I can't deal with this.Copy !req
244. I don't know if anybody
can deal with this.Copy !req
245. When I drop him off tomorrow,Copy !req
246. I'm going to see if they can
enrol him in the fall.Copy !req
247. I know,Copy !req
248. but this just isn't how
I thought my life would be.Copy !req
249. It's an ancient human theme.Copy !req
250. You can find it
in virtually every culture,Copy !req
251. in, uh, religion, folklore, superstitionCopy !req
252. and now in science.Copy !req
253. The search for life elsewhere
is remarkable in our age,Copy !req
254. because this is the first timeCopy !req
255. that we can actually do
something besides speculation.Copy !req
256. We can send spacecraft to nearby planets.Copy !req
257. We can use large radio telescopesCopy !req
258. to see if there is any message
being sent to us lately...Copy !req
259. and it touches to the deepest
of human concerns.Copy !req
260. Are we alone?Copy !req
261. No contact! No contact!Copy !req
262. You know I went here,
too, when I was a kid.Copy !req
263. You might not believe me right now...Copy !req
264. but this will be good for you.Copy !req
265. Oh.Copy !req
266. Counsellor Truman, could I have a word?Copy !req
267. Of course, Major.Copy !req
268. We got in so much trouble...Copy !req
269. because of you.Copy !req
270. Yeah. Thanks a lot.Copy !req
271. Better watch your back.Copy !req
272. Yeah.Copy !req
273. Ugh.Copy !req
274. He's going to be so freaked out!Copy !req
275. Shh. Follow my lead.Copy !req
276. Shh, shh.Copy !req
277. Quiet. Quiet.Copy !req
278. We're not going to hurt him, right?Copy !req
279. - Just scare him a little?
- Come on, it'll be funny.Copy !req
280. Shut up! You'll wake him up.Copy !req
281. - Come on.
- Quiet, quiet!Copy !req
282. Shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
283. Greetings, Earthling.Copy !req
284. We come in peace!Copy !req
285. Where did he go?Copy !req
286. Athena 5, there is
a decommissioned satelliteCopy !req
287. headed your way.Copy !req
288. I'm calculating a new
flight path for you. Standby.Copy !req
289. Go ahead, Montez.Copy !req
290. Minus 53, plus 32, roll seven.Copy !req
291. Yeah, copy that.Copy !req
292. Sorry about the scare.Copy !req
293. There's been a lot of
satellite interference today.Copy !req
294. Roger that.
Athena 5, over and out.Copy !req
295. Uh...Copy !req
296. Elio!Copy !req
297. Come out, come out, wherever you are!Copy !req
298. Elio!Copy !req
299. Don't you want to
hang out with us?Copy !req
300. I thought you wanted
to meet some aliens.Copy !req
301. Come on, it'll be fun.Copy !req
302. He's out here somewhere.Copy !req
303. Come on, Space Boy!
We know you're out there.Copy !req
304. Hmm?Copy !req
305. Gotcha!Copy !req
306. Yeah... You found me.Copy !req
307. This is payback.Copy !req
308. Eh, it's okay.
You don't need to pay me back.Copy !req
309. Wait. What is that?Copy !req
310. Hope you like how it tastes.Copy !req
311. There's something back there.Copy !req
312. - Look!
- Argh!Copy !req
313. You're so dead, Solís.Copy !req
314. Hey, hold on.Copy !req
315. Wait.Copy !req
316. Please.Copy !req
317. Yes!Copy !req
318. It's happening! It's really happening.Copy !req
319. I knew it! I knew it!Copy !req
320. Yes!Copy !req
321. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
322. Yes, yes, yes! Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
323. Whoa-ho-ho-ho-ho!Copy !req
324. Thank you!Copy !req
325. Yes! Yeah!Copy !req
326. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
327. Oh!Copy !req
328. Wow.Copy !req
329. Hi.Copy !req
330. I knew it!Copy !req
331. I knew aliens were looking
for me. You saved my life!Copy !req
332. I promise I'll pull my weight
on this, uh... spaceship?Copy !req
333. Is this a spaceship?
Anyway, where should we start?Copy !req
334. Probes? Samples?Copy !req
335. I've got plenty.Copy !req
336. Testing, testing...Copy !req
337. testing.Copy !req
338. Can you understand me now?Copy !req
339. Yes. Wow.Copy !req
340. It is a pleasure to meet you.Copy !req
341. I am Ooooo, a liquid supercomputer.Copy !req
342. Allow me to adjust your gravity.Copy !req
343. - Oh, no, no, no. I'm fine.
- Gravity on.Copy !req
344. A welcome glass of glorp,Copy !req
345. compliments of the Communiverse.Copy !req
346. Oh! Thank you.Copy !req
347. Wait. The what?Copy !req
348. Whoa.Copy !req
349. Welcome to the Communiverse,Copy !req
350. a pangalactic organisationCopy !req
351. of the advanced species of the cosmos.Copy !req
352. Whoa.Copy !req
353. The greatest minds
of the universe come hereCopy !req
354. to share knowledge, innovation...Copy !req
355. And recipes!Copy !req
356. Welcome!Copy !req
357. - Welcome.
- Lovely.Copy !req
358. Greetings, Ambassadors!Copy !req
359. Absolutely ecstatic
to make your acquaintance.Copy !req
360. Oop. You've run dry.
Let me top you off, old brick.Copy !req
361. Huh. Thank you.Copy !req
362. Hmm, yes. One cerebellum, four lobes,Copy !req
363. and... a medulla.Copy !req
364. Do you mind if I take
a little peek inside and see?Copy !req
365. Questa, don't mindread him,
you've just met him.Copy !req
366. So sorry about that.Copy !req
367. I am Questa of Gom.Copy !req
368. Helix of Falluvinum. Mwah.Copy !req
369. Tegmen of Tegmeg.Copy !req
370. And you are?Copy !req
371. Elio Solís of, uh... Earth!Copy !req
372. A toast to our new candidate,
Elio Solís of Uh-Earth.Copy !req
373. - There he is!
- Elio Solís!Copy !req
374. Look, it's Elio!Copy !req
375. It's a new candidate.Copy !req
376. Salutations!Copy !req
377. I love your eye!Copy !req
378. We search the universeCopy !req
379. for like-minded souls and new species,Copy !req
380. and we think you're an excellent candidateCopy !req
381. for Communiverse membership.Copy !req
382. You mean I could stay here?Copy !req
383. If all the members agree, then, yes.Copy !req
384. You'll be one of us and be the
proud bearer of one of these.Copy !req
385. Now come, everyone's eager to meet you.Copy !req
386. Each of us bringsCopy !req
387. our specialised knowledge
and interest to share.Copy !req
388. Greetings, Naos!Copy !req
389. Hello. Salutations.Copy !req
390. Naos, here, created
the Communidiscs we all useCopy !req
391. with controls for gravity...Copy !req
392. temperature...Copy !req
393. and all known languages.Copy !req
394. You know Elioese?Copy !req
395. - Gloodle.
- Gloodle.Copy !req
396. Gloodle!Copy !req
397. This is my most recent design. Try it.Copy !req
398. Hello. I am the Universal Users Manual.Copy !req
399. I contain the secrets of the universe.Copy !req
400. What is the meaning of life?Copy !req
401. What lies beyond a black hole?
Is there a purpose to...Copy !req
402. Who would win in a fight?Copy !req
403. One gorilla with
a baseball bat or ten chimps?Copy !req
404. None who fight are true winners.Copy !req
405. Huh?Copy !req
406. The gorilla.Copy !req
407. Wow.Copy !req
408. These little critters are mimollusks.Copy !req
409. They use nanotechnology to
construct anything you desire.Copy !req
410. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
411. How dashing!Copy !req
412. This is the most beautiful placeCopy !req
413. I've ever seen.Copy !req
414. This is the bathroom.Copy !req
415. Whee!Copy !req
416. - Gets me every time.
- Bracing.Copy !req
417. It's like I was always meant to be here.Copy !req
418. I knew you were looking for me.Copy !req
419. Of course we were looking for you.Copy !req
420. Ever since we picked upCopy !req
421. this charming little
spacecraft you sent us.Copy !req
422. Voyager?Copy !req
423. We found it in an asteroid field.Copy !req
424. Nice craftsmanship.Copy !req
425. Um... thanks?Copy !req
426. Curious about
the species who made it,Copy !req
427. we sent an invitationCopy !req
428. and were delighted to receive
your planet's official reply.Copy !req
429. This is Elio Solís
of the planet EarthCopy !req
430. and I'm super excited to join you.Copy !req
431. I'm creative, hard-working, shredded!Copy !req
432. So, please come and get me.
I'll be waiting.Copy !req
433. Okay, bye. Love you.Copy !req
434. - Very touching.
- We are delightedCopy !req
435. to finally make your acquaintance,Copy !req
436. Leader of Uh-Earth.Copy !req
437. Ooh.Copy !req
438. Uh...Copy !req
439. Why is your face melting?Copy !req
440. Um...Copy !req
441. - Well...
- Ambassadors,Copy !req
442. an urgent matter requires your attention.Copy !req
443. It involves the other candidate.Copy !req
444. - Oh, him.
- Oh, dear.Copy !req
445. We should hurry. Quickly now!Copy !req
446. Excuse us.Copy !req
447. Please join us.Copy !req
448. Your technology and my weaponsCopy !req
449. would be an unstoppable alliance.Copy !req
450. Now, admit me to your Communiverse!Copy !req
451. Unfortunately, Candidate Grigon,Copy !req
452. it is our assessment that you areCopy !req
453. not a fit.Copy !req
454. I, Lord Grigon,Copy !req
455. Blood Emperor of Hylurg, not a fit?Copy !req
456. Well, we believe in tolerance
and open-mindedness...Copy !req
457. I am tolerant!Copy !req
458. So sorry, it's not you,Copy !req
459. it's us.Copy !req
460. I thought we said it was him.Copy !req
461. Shh!Copy !req
462. If I cannot join the Communiverse,Copy !req
463. then I shall take it by force!Copy !req
464. Prepare to be conquered!Copy !req
465. What a brute!Copy !req
466. Why did he make a new hole?Copy !req
467. I suggest we run and hide.Copy !req
468. Yes, let's go to the edge of the cosmosCopy !req
469. and turn off all the lights.Copy !req
470. Uh, that includes me, right?Copy !req
471. Oh, so sorry, candidate Solís,Copy !req
472. we couldn't possibly accept new membersCopy !req
473. under the current situation.Copy !req
474. Applications are closed indefinitely.Copy !req
475. - But I just got here!
- Such a shame.Copy !req
476. Let's check back in a few thousand years?Copy !req
477. Perhaps one of us
could talk to Lord Grigon.Copy !req
478. - You do it!
- Not me.Copy !req
479. - I am shy.
- I'm busy.Copy !req
480. - I have allergies.
- My battery is low.Copy !req
481. Don't worry. I'll return you
to your life on Uh-EarthCopy !req
482. just as it was... was, was, was...Copy !req
483. Just as it was...Copy !req
484. No, no!Copy !req
485. I'll do it.Copy !req
486. I'm the leader of Earth.Copy !req
487. I'm the perfect guy for the job.Copy !req
488. What did it say?Copy !req
489. - How curious.
- I do not understand.Copy !req
490. You would talk to Lord Grigon?Copy !req
491. But what would you say?Copy !req
492. Are you an expert on conflict negotiation?Copy !req
493. You kidding?Copy !req
494. My life is nothing but conflictCopy !req
495. and I've got the battle scars to prove it.Copy !req
496. It would be a welcome changeCopy !req
497. not to flee every bully
who covets our treasures.Copy !req
498. Yes. What's in it for you?Copy !req
499. Why would you agree
to such a dangerous mission?Copy !req
500. Because...Copy !req
501. you need me.Copy !req
502. And at my age,
it's really about giving back.Copy !req
503. If you can make Grigon go away,Copy !req
504. we'd make you a member on the spot.Copy !req
505. Then I, the leader of Earth,
am ready to serve.Copy !req
506. - Good. Very good.
- How impressive!Copy !req
507. - What courage!
- Wonderful!Copy !req
508. Candidate Solís, you continue to surprise.Copy !req
509. When Grigon returns,
we shall be ready for him.Copy !req
510. Until then, as you say on Uh-Earth.Copy !req
511. Okay, bye. I love you.Copy !req
512. Okay. Bye. I love you.Copy !req
513. Don't worry. I got this.Copy !req
514. You're in great hands.Copy !req
515. Just one last order of business.Copy !req
516. Oh, yeah, of course.Copy !req
517. While you negotiate with the warlord,Copy !req
518. you'll need a temporary replacement.Copy !req
519. Whoa.Copy !req
520. Can I trouble you
for a DNA sample?Copy !req
521. Sure. Where do you want it... Argh!Copy !req
522. Yeow!Copy !req
523. Wow. My first probe.Copy !req
524. World leaders, such as yourself,Copy !req
525. can't just disappear.Copy !req
526. Your planet would descend into chaos.Copy !req
527. That's what cloning clay is for.Copy !req
528. Whoa.Copy !req
529. Whoa.Copy !req
530. Is this...?Copy !req
531. Are you...?Copy !req
532. Me?Copy !req
533. Rock...Copy !req
534. Paper...Copy !req
535. Black hole! Oh!Copy !req
536. - Space is the best!
- Space is amazing!Copy !req
537. In you go.Copy !req
538. Sorry.Copy !req
539. It's a living.Copy !req
540. So, what is my motivation?Copy !req
541. What do you mean?Copy !req
542. Should I change anythingCopy !req
543. or just stick with the low self-esteemCopy !req
544. and desperation to belong?Copy !req
545. What? I'm normal, just be normal.Copy !req
546. No weird stuff, okay?Copy !req
547. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
548. Have fun.Copy !req
549. Intriguing Uh-Earth custom.
The warlord awaits.Copy !req
550. Oh, uh, there was, uh, just a few thingsCopy !req
551. I wanted to brush up on.Copy !req
552. Where was that thing that knew
everything about everything?Copy !req
553. You mean this?Copy !req
554. Hello. I am the Universal Users Manual.Copy !req
555. Would you like to learn the
meaning of life now? It's a...Copy !req
556. No. I need everything you've gotCopy !req
557. on how to negotiate with the warmonger.Copy !req
558. Certainly.Copy !req
559. I have chapters on leading with empathy.Copy !req
560. Nope.Copy !req
561. - Fostering connection?
- Nope.Copy !req
562. Making the killer deal?Copy !req
563. Yes, that one. Do you have a pen?Copy !req
564. In the increasingly likely
event that you will die,Copy !req
565. would you like to notify
your next of kin on Uh-Earth?Copy !req
566. No, that's okay.Copy !req
567. Start from a position of power.Copy !req
568. The most important thing is to stay calm.Copy !req
569. Don't you tell me to stay calm!Copy !req
570. What is this, huh? A camp or a fight club?Copy !req
571. He's an innocent little boy,Copy !req
572. and if this is what you call
"building character,"Copy !req
573. then I'll take it up
with your— with your boss,Copy !req
574. or her— her boss.Copy !req
575. Everyone's boss!Copy !req
576. Unacceptable!Copy !req
577. I never should have left you here.Copy !req
578. Yeah, they chased me
because I'm weak and small,Copy !req
579. but there was pizza for dinner.Copy !req
580. So, overall, a pretty good night.Copy !req
581. How's the eye? Swollen?Copy !req
582. - Did they hurt it?
- It's fine.Copy !req
583. I'm-I'm... I'm so sorry I didn't check in.Copy !req
584. Something weird was happening.Copy !req
585. That's okay.Copy !req
586. I was tracking this
crazy signal from space...Copy !req
587. Are we going home? What's for dinner?Copy !req
588. Um...Copy !req
589. Mac and cheese.Copy !req
590. I just thought you'd be interestedCopy !req
591. because if aliens were calling from space...Copy !req
592. Early morning fog and cloudsCopy !req
593. along the coast...Copy !req
594. Elio?Copy !req
595. Are we doing regular
or white cheddar? I'm starved.Copy !req
596. So, you-you-you don't want
to talk about aliens?Copy !req
597. Not really. I thought it'd be
better if I just dropped it.Copy !req
598. Really?Copy !req
599. That's... amazing.Copy !req
600. Good for you.Copy !req
601. Ooh!Copy !req
602. Oh. I love this song.Copy !req
603. Do you see him?Copy !req
604. Yes, and he's brought his...Copy !req
605. compatriots. Heh.Copy !req
606. Jolly good.Copy !req
607. Okay. Be confident. Speak
from a position of power.Copy !req
608. He's here!Copy !req
609. He's here. There he is.Copy !req
610. The man of the hour.Copy !req
611. Ah. Sorry I'm late.Copy !req
612. So, is Lord Grigon coming here?Copy !req
613. Oh, no. You will be going out there.Copy !req
614. Okay, bye. Love you.Copy !req
615. What is this?Copy !req
616. Red? Green?Copy !req
617. Welcome, Captain Solís.Copy !req
618. You have selected
a map of our coordinates.Copy !req
619. Cabin pressure. Shield function.Copy !req
620. A nutritious shake. A breath mint.Copy !req
621. A bladder evacuation module.Copy !req
622. Ah, he found the mint.Copy !req
623. You have set our destination
to your home planet.Copy !req
624. Uh-Earth.Copy !req
625. Confirm or cancel?Copy !req
626. Uh...Copy !req
627. Good luck.Copy !req
628. Cancel.Copy !req
629. Uh, okay, okay.Copy !req
630. A little to the left.Copy !req
631. Get your nubs at ten and two.Copy !req
632. Whoa!Copy !req
633. What a heroic figure he cuts.Copy !req
634. Hi. Take me to your leader?Copy !req
635. Okay, look him in the eye.
Stand your ground.Copy !req
636. You're the alpha, you're the killer.Copy !req
637. You're...Copy !req
638. This is who the Communiverse sends?Copy !req
639. You are more puny than I expected.Copy !req
640. I could say the same about you.Copy !req
641. - What?
- Uh...Copy !req
642. What do you need to leave
the Communiverse alone?Copy !req
643. Hylurgians prefer to negotiate
with screams in the air.Copy !req
644. Pull!Copy !req
645. Recoil's a little heavy.Copy !req
646. Your turn.Copy !req
647. Darn! I, uh, left my arm cannon at home.Copy !req
648. Why-Why don't we...Copy !req
649. Use one of mine.Copy !req
650. So nice of you.Copy !req
651. Uh...Copy !req
652. I-I mean, we're both leaders and, uh...Copy !req
653. Pull!Copy !req
654. Surely we could find something
to everyone's mutual...Copy !req
655. benefit.Copy !req
656. Ah, trick shot.Copy !req
657. Perhaps we are able to communicate...Copy !req
658. Pull!Copy !req
659. But those Communiverse weaklingsCopy !req
660. look at me like some kind of monster.Copy !req
661. How dare they reject me!Copy !req
662. Well, if they don't want you...Copy !req
663. why not find someone who does?Copy !req
664. Come again?Copy !req
665. There's got to be a place out thereCopy !req
666. that would love to have
a strong guy like you.Copy !req
667. But is the Communiverse notCopy !req
668. where the greatest leaders gather?Copy !req
669. Am I not great?Copy !req
670. T-Totally.Copy !req
671. But why waste your lifeCopy !req
672. trying to connect with people
who don't get you?Copy !req
673. It's time to move on.Copy !req
674. Right, Gri-guy?Copy !req
675. Gri-guy?Copy !req
676. Hmm, yes.Copy !req
677. What, Workko? What is it?Copy !req
678. Your Wrath, the princeling
wants to see you.Copy !req
679. For the hate of... Tell him I am busy!Copy !req
680. So, as we were saying,
forget the Communiverse...Copy !req
681. You are a father, right?Copy !req
682. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
683. It is so difficult!Copy !req
684. He has no concept
of the importance of my work.Copy !req
685. I get it.Copy !req
686. If he's too hard to handle,
then just ship him off.Copy !req
687. That's what I did with mine. So...Copy !req
688. "Too hard to handle"?Copy !req
689. I-I mean...Copy !req
690. Oh, you think I cannot handle my own son?Copy !req
691. No, no, no. I-I don't think that...Copy !req
692. No! Really. Tell me what I am doing wrong!Copy !req
693. It's okay. I'm a bad parent too.Copy !req
694. What?Copy !req
695. None of us know what we're doing.Copy !req
696. We-We didn't even want this, right?Copy !req
697. Let me remind you
who you are dealing with!Copy !req
698. I am Grigon, Blood Emperor of Hylurg,Copy !req
699. scourge of the Crab Nebula
and a great father!Copy !req
700. Pull!Copy !req
701. Right, why don't
we take a little breather...Copy !req
702. The negotiation is over.Copy !req
703. Gronk!Copy !req
704. Show the prisoner to his quarters!Copy !req
705. Prisoner? What?Copy !req
706. You will watch from a cellCopy !req
707. as I destroy your beloved Communiverse!Copy !req
708. No, no, wait!Copy !req
709. He's really turned over a new leaf.Copy !req
710. - Hey, Elio.
- Hey, Jim. How's your back?Copy !req
711. - Oh, you know...
- I hear ya.Copy !req
712. Oh, camp must've really helped.Copy !req
713. I guess it did.Copy !req
714. But he was only there for one day.Copy !req
715. Oh, I overheard
the colonel raving about you.Copy !req
716. Really? She was?Copy !req
717. Yeah.Copy !req
718. You've been working really hard.Copy !req
719. Oh, that's so good to hear.Copy !req
720. I thought I'd never get off her bad side.Copy !req
721. Oopsie.Copy !req
722. Everyone's super impressed.Copy !req
723. Wait, please. You made a mistake.Copy !req
724. I'm the leader of Earth!Copy !req
725. Uh, gravity, um... off.Copy !req
726. Whoa.Copy !req
727. Okay, th-that's enough! Gravity back!Copy !req
728. Okay. I'll just get back to Grigon.Copy !req
729. Uh, what haven't I tried?Copy !req
730. "Bargaining chip"?
Like, something valuable?Copy !req
731. Where am I going to find...Copy !req
732. H-Hi, there.Copy !req
733. I'm too young to die.
I'm too young to die.Copy !req
734. I'm too young to die.Copy !req
735. What's happening?
What's happening?Copy !req
736. Whoa. Translator disc, cool.Copy !req
737. - Are you going to eat me?
- What?Copy !req
738. Ew. I was just swaddling you
because you seemed scared.Copy !req
739. That's what my mom does when I get scared.Copy !req
740. I'm rarely unswaddled.Copy !req
741. You're just a little kid.Copy !req
742. So? Don't have to be rude about it.Copy !req
743. Oh. No, no, no. Hey, come back!Copy !req
744. I wasn't making fun of you!Copy !req
745. Uh, my name's Elio.Copy !req
746. W-What's your name?Copy !req
747. You really want to know my name?Copy !req
748. Well, I really want to get down.Copy !req
749. I'm Glordon! No one's ever
asked me my name before.Copy !req
750. I mean, I ask a lot
of questions all the time.Copy !req
751. No one ever asks me about
questions about me, though.Copy !req
752. Like what my favourite colour is.Copy !req
753. It's purple, if you're asking.
Are you asking?Copy !req
754. What's wrong with you?
That's just my carapace.Copy !req
755. - W-What?
- I'll show you.Copy !req
756. Ta-da!Copy !req
757. Whoa.Copy !req
758. Every Hylurgian gets one
when they come of age.Copy !req
759. It's got weapons and bombs and stuff.Copy !req
760. Ooh, and a cup holder!Copy !req
761. It's bespoke.Copy !req
762. So, if Hylurgians took off their armour,Copy !req
763. they'd look like you?Copy !req
764. Yeah, but nobody would ever do that.Copy !req
765. To expose your soft, warm fleshCopy !req
766. would dishonour you and your whole familyCopy !req
767. for all eternity.Copy !req
768. I can't wait to get installed.Copy !req
769. I'm going to look so hot.Copy !req
770. Alert! A prisoner has escaped.Copy !req
771. - Oh, no.
- Are they talking about you?Copy !req
772. Uh, it's a complicated
political situation.Copy !req
773. You-You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
774. Are you a treacherous dissident?Copy !req
775. Where is he?
Check every chamber!Copy !req
776. Are you an assassin?Copy !req
777. You two with me. Move!Copy !req
778. - What'd you do?
- Uh, uh...Copy !req
779. Come on, I'm really good
at keeping secrets.Copy !req
780. - Nothing here, sir.
- Keep looking!Copy !req
781. The secret is...Copy !req
782. I'm a kid.Copy !req
783. What? Really?Copy !req
784. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
785. And I kind of
tricked the Communiverse...Copy !req
786. Whoa.Copy !req
787. What?Copy !req
788. Oh.Copy !req
789. No way!Copy !req
790. You're crazy.Copy !req
791. I know and now Grigon's
going to blow everyone upCopy !req
792. unless I can find a bargaining chip.Copy !req
793. Something he values, but what
does he even value?Copy !req
794. Well, Dad values blood, glory,
the misery of his enemies.Copy !req
795. Ooh. There was this one time...Copy !req
796. Hold up. Grigon's your dad?Copy !req
797. I thought you knew. I look just like him.Copy !req
798. Check it out.Copy !req
799. I've been working on my back.Copy !req
800. Can I ask you a big favour?Copy !req
801. Sure.Copy !req
802. Bargaining chip. Cool.Copy !req
803. I've never been a bargaining chip before.Copy !req
804. I've been a liability. A disappointment.Copy !req
805. - A deduction.
- Are we almost to my ship?Copy !req
806. Not far now. I've also been
a pillow, an enigma,Copy !req
807. a problem, a headache.Copy !req
808. Little help, please.Copy !req
809. Lately, I've just been ignored,Copy !req
810. but now my dad's finally
going to pay attention to me.Copy !req
811. Do your parents pay attention to you?Copy !req
812. Well, my Aunt Olga doesn't care.Copy !req
813. With me out the wayCopy !req
814. she can do what she really wants.Copy !req
815. Like be an astronaut or whatever.Copy !req
816. She gave up being an astronaut
or whatever for you?Copy !req
817. Wow. She must really love you.Copy !req
818. No, no, she doesn't.Copy !req
819. But now I'm free to join the Communiverse,Copy !req
820. which is where I belong anywayCopy !req
821. and that's where you come in,Copy !req
822. bargaining chip.Copy !req
823. Whee!Copy !req
824. - Ow.
- Oof!Copy !req
825. Wiggle.Copy !req
826. Candidate Solís?
Sorry to bother you.Copy !req
827. It's just that the Hylurgian shipsCopy !req
828. seem to be pointing their cannons at us.Copy !req
829. Is this part of the negotiations?Copy !req
830. Oh, that's just a drill. Don't worry.Copy !req
831. Wiggle.Copy !req
832. - Whoa.
- Come on.Copy !req
833. What are these tunnels for, anyway?Copy !req
834. Oh, these are the lava flumes.
They power the cannons.Copy !req
835. Glordon, I am not fireproof!Copy !req
836. Really? Why didn't you say something?Copy !req
837. Glordon!Copy !req
838. It's okay. Just get in my mouth.Copy !req
839. What? No way!Copy !req
840. Trust me.Copy !req
841. Hmm.Copy !req
842. It's, uh, actually kind of comfy in here.Copy !req
843. It is? I've never been in there.Copy !req
844. Hold on.Copy !req
845. Yeah!Copy !req
846. Ah. Refreshing.Copy !req
847. You okay?Copy !req
848. Yes!Copy !req
849. Lower me down.Copy !req
850. Thanks, Glordon.Copy !req
851. Eh. It's nothing. Up top.Copy !req
852. How long's the flight?
Any snacks on board?Copy !req
853. Ah, it's Candidate Solís!Copy !req
854. I'm sure he's bringing good news.Copy !req
855. Oh.Copy !req
856. Look out!Copy !req
857. I'm so excited. I'm so excited.Copy !req
858. I'm so excited.Copy !req
859. - Candidate Solís?
- What's happened?Copy !req
860. Ooooo, open a line to Lord Grigon!Copy !req
861. - Of course.
- Who is this?Copy !req
862. Who is responsible for...Copy !req
863. - You!
- Yes.Copy !req
864. It's me! The leader of Earth.Copy !req
865. And the negotiation is not overCopy !req
866. because now I've got this!Copy !req
867. Oh, my.Copy !req
868. Glordon?Copy !req
869. Yes, and-and pretty soon
he's going to be Glor-done.Copy !req
870. Hi, Dad. I'm a bargaining chip.Copy !req
871. No. Say the other thing.Copy !req
872. Oh. Help me, Father. He overpowered me.Copy !req
873. He's too strong. Too shredded.Copy !req
874. Quiet, you!Copy !req
875. What is that unholy sound? Stop! Stop!Copy !req
876. Only if you swear...Copy !req
877. On your Hylurgian honour.Copy !req
878. Oh. On your Hylurgian honourCopy !req
879. to leave the Communiverse
in peace and never return.Copy !req
880. My Hylurgian honour?Copy !req
881. Do you know what you are asking?Copy !req
882. I will...Copy !req
883. Stop!Copy !req
884. I-I concede!Copy !req
885. I swear on my honour...Copy !req
886. You are full of surprises.Copy !req
887. You have my vow.Copy !req
888. I will come to collect my son,Copy !req
889. but if even one hair
on a single nub is harmed,Copy !req
890. you will feel my wrath.Copy !req
891. Well done. I knew you had it in you.Copy !req
892. Thank you.Copy !req
893. Oh, I can't wait for this all to be over,Copy !req
894. and officially welcome you into the fold.Copy !req
895. I'm customising your
membership badge right now.Copy !req
896. Do you like the colour?Copy !req
897. It's beautiful.Copy !req
898. And so well-deserved.Copy !req
899. But first, let's prepare
for Lord Grigon's arrival.Copy !req
900. Come, everyone. Chop-chop.Copy !req
901. Uh, you guys go ahead.Copy !req
902. I'll take care of the bargaining chip.Copy !req
903. Very good, Candidate Solís.Copy !req
904. Now, does anyone know a good caterer?Copy !req
905. Oh, we did it.Copy !req
906. Yeah. You were so cool.Copy !req
907. Oh, you okay?Copy !req
908. I've never been outside before.Copy !req
909. It's cold here.Copy !req
910. Wow! This thing's amazing.Copy !req
911. Watch this.Copy !req
912. Gravity off.Copy !req
913. Whoa.Copy !req
914. Gravity off.Copy !req
915. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
916. You think this is cool? Come on!Copy !req
917. Your Wrath, the shuttle is ready.Copy !req
918. Shall we depart?Copy !req
919. No, not yet.Copy !req
920. The princeling was taken
because he was vulnerable...Copy !req
921. exposed, soft.Copy !req
922. Prepare his carapace.Copy !req
923. But that will take time, Your Bloodness...Copy !req
924. Do it!Copy !req
925. We will perform Glordon's
ceremony on the CommuniverseCopy !req
926. and they will quiver
at the full might of Hylurg!Copy !req
927. - Ready?
- Yes.Copy !req
928. No.Copy !req
929. O-Okay, yes!Copy !req
930. On three.Copy !req
931. One, two...Copy !req
932. - Two and a half.
- Two and a half.Copy !req
933. Three!Copy !req
934. - Again?
- Heck, yeah, again.Copy !req
935. On three.Copy !req
936. One, two.Copy !req
937. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
938. Whoo-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
939. - Whoo!
- Yeah!Copy !req
940. Whoo!Copy !req
941. Ha-ha!Copy !req
942. Shmeepa skiddopoo-peh.Copy !req
943. No, no.Copy !req
944. Skiddopop-puh.Copy !req
945. Noice.Copy !req
946. Shmeepa skiddopop-popopop-puh!Copy !req
947. So, everyone speaks Elioese on Earth?Copy !req
948. Nah, just me.Copy !req
949. And my parents.Copy !req
950. Or at least they did.Copy !req
951. My aunt's not into it,Copy !req
952. but I keep using it so I don't forget.Copy !req
953. Did something happen to your parents?Copy !req
954. Yeah.Copy !req
955. I'm sorry.Copy !req
956. I know it's not the same,
but my mom's gone a lot.Copy !req
957. Fighting the Blood Wars.Copy !req
958. I miss her a ton.Copy !req
959. Sometimes it feels like
Dad doesn't even want me.Copy !req
960. I know what you mean.Copy !req
961. The only people who wanted me are gone.Copy !req
962. But I don't know.Copy !req
963. What if...Copy !req
964. What if there's nothing about me to want?Copy !req
965. I thought Earth was the problem,Copy !req
966. but...Copy !req
967. what if it's me?Copy !req
968. Well, I like you.Copy !req
969. And you seem fine to me.Copy !req
970. Oh. He brought your carapace.Copy !req
971. I guess so?Copy !req
972. But that's good, right?Copy !req
973. Yeah. I mean, it has a flame thrower,Copy !req
974. a circular saw, acid gun.Copy !req
975. I'll get to fight,
and conquer, and kill, and...Copy !req
976. Glordon,Copy !req
977. do you not want to get into your carapace?Copy !req
978. Yeah. I mean, kind of, well...Copy !req
979. No, no.Copy !req
980. I've been pretending to want it,Copy !req
981. but I've been living a lie!Copy !req
982. Once I'm installed, I'll never
get to play, or swim,Copy !req
983. or do anything.Copy !req
984. It'll be the worst!Copy !req
985. But why didn't you say something?Copy !req
986. Because all Hylurgians have to do it!Copy !req
987. It's tradition.Copy !req
988. And if I don't...Copy !req
989. my dad would hate me.Copy !req
990. Glordon, you're not getting in there.Copy !req
991. But... I don't have a choice.Copy !req
992. We'll figure it out.Copy !req
993. I don't know how, but...Copy !req
994. Oh, wait.Copy !req
995. Ha!Copy !req
996. What?Copy !req
997. Ooh. What are we doing?Copy !req
998. We're going to give your dad
what he wants.Copy !req
999. Me?Copy !req
1000. Well, yes, but also no.Copy !req
1001. Cloning clay? A-Are you sure about this?Copy !req
1002. Yeah. Why not?Copy !req
1003. I don't know.Copy !req
1004. Would a clone really fool my dad?Copy !req
1005. He's pretty smart.Copy !req
1006. Oh, it's going to work. I'll show you.Copy !req
1007. Ooooo? Ooooo?Copy !req
1008. - Yes?
- Can I check on my clone?Copy !req
1009. Certainly.Copy !req
1010. Mmm. That smells good, papito.Copy !req
1011. It's a secret recipe.Copy !req
1012. You're going to love it.Copy !req
1013. How are you so good at everything?Copy !req
1014. Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
1015. Wow. I guess it does work.Copy !req
1016. Okay, let's do it.Copy !req
1017. Yeah.Copy !req
1018. Yeah!Copy !req
1019. Okay. Your dad will take
your clone back to Hylurg,Copy !req
1020. I'll become an Ambassador,Copy !req
1021. and neither of us will have to see Hylurg,Copy !req
1022. or stupid Earth again.Copy !req
1023. It's a win-win-win.Copy !req
1024. - Whoa.
- Yes.Copy !req
1025. I'm Glordon!Copy !req
1026. Wow! Am I really that ripped?Copy !req
1027. You, follow us.Copy !req
1028. You got it.Copy !req
1029. You'll be safe in here.
No one else can open it.Copy !req
1030. All right, Glordon, get in the ship.Copy !req
1031. Okay.Copy !req
1032. I can't tell you apart.Copy !req
1033. - Yes!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
1034. Seriously, though, which one's real?Copy !req
1035. Me.Copy !req
1036. Stay inside and don't make a sound.Copy !req
1037. I'll be right back.Copy !req
1038. Come on.Copy !req
1039. You look so good. I can't
even tell the difference.Copy !req
1040. Mmm.Copy !req
1041. I can't even tell the difference.Copy !req
1042. I know.Copy !req
1043. Who knew yoghurt is just
as yummy as butter...Copy !req
1044. and half the cholesterol?Copy !req
1045. It's perfect.Copy !req
1046. Let me get that for you.Copy !req
1047. Aw. Thanks so much.Copy !req
1048. Well, I'm going to
turn in for the night.Copy !req
1049. All right. But first,
get over here, kiddo.Copy !req
1050. Mwah.Copy !req
1051. Goodnight.Copy !req
1052. Hmm.Copy !req
1053. What the?Copy !req
1054. Hi. We should probably talk.Copy !req
1055. And for my next trick,Copy !req
1056. think of a number.Copy !req
1057. Uh, wait. Uh...Copy !req
1058. Okay, got it!Copy !req
1059. Yes. Yes, yes, yes.Copy !req
1060. I don't know
how much longer we can stall.Copy !req
1061. Where is Candidate Solís?Copy !req
1062. I'm sure he'll be here momentarily.Copy !req
1063. I sense the number isCopy !req
1064. - seven.
- What?Copy !req
1065. - Aw, she's right.
- Enough!Copy !req
1066. Where is my son?Copy !req
1067. He's here. He's right here.Copy !req
1068. Daddy.Copy !req
1069. - He did not abandon us.
- He's here!Copy !req
1070. Thank the stars.Copy !req
1071. Lord Grigon, we return
to you Prince Glordon.Copy !req
1072. My son. Did he harm you?Copy !req
1073. Nope. Everyone was super nice.Copy !req
1074. Hmm. Are you prepared to becomeCopy !req
1075. the greatest war machine in the universe?Copy !req
1076. To make your enemies tremble
at the sight of you?Copy !req
1077. To prove the might of the...Copy !req
1078. Yep! Let's do it!Copy !req
1079. Oh.Copy !req
1080. A-Actually, I had more to say,Copy !req
1081. but, yes, l-l-let us get on with it.Copy !req
1082. Whoo!Copy !req
1083. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1084. - Whew.
- Whew.Copy !req
1085. Witness the power of Hylurg.Copy !req
1086. Witness!Copy !req
1087. - What a good show.
- Very impressive.Copy !req
1088. That's right.Copy !req
1089. As you have kept your word,Copy !req
1090. I will keep mine and leave
this place, never to return.Copy !req
1091. Hylurgians, fall back.Copy !req
1092. Candidate Solís, you did it!Copy !req
1093. Well done.Copy !req
1094. What an exceptional specimen.Copy !req
1095. You good, Son?Copy !req
1096. Oh, yeah. I can't wait to make endless warCopy !req
1097. and pillage the unworthy
and bring eternal night...Copy !req
1098. May I have the honour
of joining the Communiverse?Copy !req
1099. The honour would be ours, Candidate Solís.Copy !req
1100. Or should I say, Ambassador Solís.Copy !req
1101. - You're one of us now.
- You're amazing!Copy !req
1102. - I like you.
- Welcome!Copy !req
1103. Ah.Copy !req
1104. It was a clone.Copy !req
1105. Where is my son?Copy !req
1106. But...Copy !req
1107. How could you tell?Copy !req
1108. A father always knows.Copy !req
1109. You, read his mind.Copy !req
1110. Find the truth.Copy !req
1111. No.Copy !req
1112. Unhand me!Copy !req
1113. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1114. No.Copy !req
1115. No, no. No, no, please. No!Copy !req
1116. What? What did you see?Copy !req
1117. Your son is in a diplomatic
ship in the docking bay.Copy !req
1118. Send the troops!Copy !req
1119. Oh, more pudding, Elio?Copy !req
1120. Why, thank you, Glordon!Copy !req
1121. Elio?Copy !req
1122. You have selected
a map of our coordinates.Copy !req
1123. Neck pillow. Lip balm. A breath mint.Copy !req
1124. Mmm.Copy !req
1125. Destination...Copy !req
1126. Uh, Earth.Copy !req
1127. Confirm or cancel?Copy !req
1128. What? Confirm?Copy !req
1129. Ooooo, open a portal to Earth.Copy !req
1130. What are you doing?Copy !req
1131. Will you tell them, or must I?Copy !req
1132. Please don't.Copy !req
1133. He is not the leader of Earth.Copy !req
1134. He is not the leader of anything.Copy !req
1135. He is justCopy !req
1136. a child.Copy !req
1137. - What?
- Oh, no.Copy !req
1138. - I do not understand.
- No.Copy !req
1139. She's... She's wrong.Copy !req
1140. I am the leader of Earth.Copy !req
1141. I can still help!Copy !req
1142. Just please, please let me stay.Copy !req
1143. He is not there!Copy !req
1144. - What?
- But I saw him!Copy !req
1145. We are as surprised as you.Copy !req
1146. Arrest them all!Copy !req
1147. The Communiverse is now
under Hylurgian control.Copy !req
1148. Don't touch me. Stop!Copy !req
1149. We can sort this out!Copy !req
1150. - Ouch.
- It's his fault, not ours!Copy !req
1151. Liar! Betrayer! Coward!Copy !req
1152. Leave! Now!Copy !req
1153. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
1154. You've done enough!Copy !req
1155. No!Copy !req
1156. Tear this place apart
until you find my son!Copy !req
1157. No.Copy !req
1158. Don't leave me.Copy !req
1159. Please.Copy !req
1160. Oh, I'll take that.Copy !req
1161. Thanks, kiddo.Copy !req
1162. Shoot. I left the, um... That, uh...Copy !req
1163. I know what it is. Be right back.Copy !req
1164. Thank you.Copy !req
1165. You couldn't find it, huh?Copy !req
1166. Would you toss me those?Copy !req
1167. Come on!Copy !req
1168. Stupid flashlight!Copy !req
1169. Sorry.Copy !req
1170. Are you okay?Copy !req
1171. No. I feel crazy!Copy !req
1172. I'm on the beachCopy !req
1173. trying to make contact
with I don't know what.Copy !req
1174. I just...Copy !req
1175. feel so...Copy !req
1176. alone.Copy !req
1177. You wouldn't understand.Copy !req
1178. Actually,Copy !req
1179. I do.Copy !req
1180. Oh.Copy !req
1181. I didn't think you'd miss me.Copy !req
1182. I missed you.Copy !req
1183. I've missed everything about you.Copy !req
1184. But...Copy !req
1185. this isn't the life you wanted.Copy !req
1186. The only thing I wantCopy !req
1187. is you.Copy !req
1188. Tía Olga! Oh.Copy !req
1189. Oh, hey, you're back!Copy !req
1190. Whew.Copy !req
1191. Something's going on at the base.Copy !req
1192. Wait. That's my spaceship.Copy !req
1193. - Glordon's in there!
- Who?Copy !req
1194. My friend.Copy !req
1195. - You made a friend?
- You made a friend? Nice.Copy !req
1196. Yeah, and he needs our help.
You have clearance, right?Copy !req
1197. Not for this.Copy !req
1198. There's got to be
some way to get in there.Copy !req
1199. O-Okay, okay. Let me think.Copy !req
1200. Well, if you don't need me anymore,Copy !req
1201. I will begin my decomposition process.Copy !req
1202. Feel free to spread me over a plantCopy !req
1203. as nutritious fertiliser.Copy !req
1204. Wait!Copy !req
1205. They, uh, mention what it is?Copy !req
1206. Negative. But AARO's here
and NASA's on the way.Copy !req
1207. Is it extraterrestrial?Copy !req
1208. What, like little green men?Copy !req
1209. Don't tell me you believe in that stuff.Copy !req
1210. Who's there?Copy !req
1211. It's a kid.Copy !req
1212. Hey, you shouldn't be here.Copy !req
1213. Can you help me?Copy !req
1214. Huh?Copy !req
1215. I don't feel so good.Copy !req
1216. Get it off me!Copy !req
1217. It's in my mouth!Copy !req
1218. Why is it sour?Copy !req
1219. It's on me too!Copy !req
1220. Help! Help!Copy !req
1221. Thank you for your service.Copy !req
1222. Glordon!Copy !req
1223. Is that your friend?Copy !req
1224. Elio?Copy !req
1225. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1226. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1227. Why didn't you stay where I told you?Copy !req
1228. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1229. I accidentally
turned on the ship.Copy !req
1230. Glordon? Glordon!Copy !req
1231. - Is he sick?
- His disc is broken.Copy !req
1232. It's too cold for him here!Copy !req
1233. Hey!Copy !req
1234. Put your hands up!
Back away from the specimen.Copy !req
1235. I said, back away! Now!Copy !req
1236. Shmeegle shmarpie blop.Copy !req
1237. You learned Elioese?Copy !req
1238. Hey, what are you saying?Copy !req
1239. - Oh, you mean "glöp."
- Stop that!Copy !req
1240. Gun it!Copy !req
1241. Oh, my gosh. Oh...Copy !req
1242. This is so...Copy !req
1243. Oh, my gosh.Copy !req
1244. Hold on, Glordon.Copy !req
1245. Olga, you got to drive!Copy !req
1246. - B-But how?
- Please!Copy !req
1247. Welcome, guest pilot!Copy !req
1248. Give me your jacket.Copy !req
1249. I'm so sorry, Glordon.
This is all my fault.Copy !req
1250. Don't worry.Copy !req
1251. I'm going to get you home.Copy !req
1252. Ship, get us to the Communiverse.Copy !req
1253. Hyper-speed unavailable,Copy !req
1254. path blocked.Copy !req
1255. What? It's totally clear.Copy !req
1256. I said, "Hyper-speed unavailable,Copy !req
1257. path blocked."Copy !req
1258. Oh, come on!Copy !req
1259. - What?
- Shh.Copy !req
1260. We're in a debris field.Copy !req
1261. - Let's just get out of here.
- No!Copy !req
1262. These objects are faster than bullets.Copy !req
1263. But this is what you do.Copy !req
1264. From the ground.Copy !req
1265. I don't know where
the debris's coming from.Copy !req
1266. I-I need altitudes, velo...Copy !req
1267. If I could just
contact someone on the ground.Copy !req
1268. But the base is on lockdown.Copy !req
1269. Maybe someone with a— with a ham radio.Copy !req
1270. I don't know!Copy !req
1271. Elio?Copy !req
1272. Bro, I bet that UFO was real.Copy !req
1273. Oh, what if they're here for foodCopy !req
1274. and the only thing they eat are hamsters?Copy !req
1275. I'm fine with that.Copy !req
1276. PXLOL, please respond.Copy !req
1277. PXLOL, come in!Copy !req
1278. Hello? This is PXLOL.Copy !req
1279. Bryce! Uh...Copy !req
1280. This is Elio.Copy !req
1281. Solís?
I'm sorry about what happened.Copy !req
1282. Caleb can be a real butt sometimes.Copy !req
1283. It's okay, I was a butt too.Copy !req
1284. Look, you might not believe this,Copy !req
1285. but we're in an alien ship that just...Copy !req
1286. That's you? Aw, man!Copy !req
1287. There's a lot of radio chatter about that.Copy !req
1288. Yeah, that's us.Copy !req
1289. We're trying to fly through debris,Copy !req
1290. but we need to know where it's coming...Copy !req
1291. How's your math? Physics?
Are you good at physics?Copy !req
1292. Whoa. Uh...Copy !req
1293. Bryce, I really need your help.Copy !req
1294. Please.Copy !req
1295. I don't know anything about debris,Copy !req
1296. but I know someone who does.Copy !req
1297. He's a legend in my radio group.Copy !req
1298. The boss. The eyes in the sky. He's...Copy !req
1299. Melmac reporting for duty!Copy !req
1300. I'll take it from here, PXLOL!Copy !req
1301. Elio, you better come back
in one piece, okay?Copy !req
1302. I'll tell you all about it.Copy !req
1303. Thank you, Melmac, I owe you a huge...Copy !req
1304. Never mind that, Major.Copy !req
1305. A Master of Ham always helps in a jam.Copy !req
1306. Ha!Copy !req
1307. Let's get you through this debris field.Copy !req
1308. I'm pulling up the network now.Copy !req
1309. Get ready.Copy !req
1310. We need a fixed target.Copy !req
1311. Orion's belt.Copy !req
1312. Perfect. Drive straight toward it,Copy !req
1313. - and be ready to dodge.
- Okay.Copy !req
1314. Uh, ship, can you, um—
can you project a grid?Copy !req
1315. Okay. Melmac, anything out there?Copy !req
1316. Hurry, before we're out of range!Copy !req
1317. Uh... Okay. Large rocket body!Copy !req
1318. Altitude, 407 kilometres,Copy !req
1319. velocity, 7.66.Copy !req
1320. Got it.Copy !req
1321. There.Copy !req
1322. Where? I-I don't see it!Copy !req
1323. Just pull back. Now!Copy !req
1324. Another one! 788 kilometres,
velocity, 7.46.Copy !req
1325. - Climb fast! Now!
- Roger!Copy !req
1326. Whoo! We are going ham!Copy !req
1327. You're doing great.Copy !req
1328. Melmac, keep them coming.Copy !req
1329. Major, you're leaving the comm window.Copy !req
1330. Just stay on this frequency.Copy !req
1331. Stay... frequency...Copy !req
1332. Melmac? Melmac?Copy !req
1333. Shields at 80%.Copy !req
1334. Glordon.Copy !req
1335. Is anyone there?Copy !req
1336. Please, anyone? Mayday!
Mayday! Come in. Come in!Copy !req
1337. Shields at 60%.Copy !req
1338. Shields at 41%.Copy !req
1339. Shields at 23%.Copy !req
1340. Mayday! Mayday! Come in. Come in!Copy !req
1341. - Hello?
- Shields at 16%.Copy !req
1342. Is anyone out there?Copy !req
1343. Can anyone hear us?Copy !req
1344. This is...Copy !req
1345. Senegal.Copy !req
1346. Bonjour. This is
Masters of Ham in Senegal.Copy !req
1347. Yes, yes. We read you.Copy !req
1348. Large debris
at 1,300 kilometres,Copy !req
1349. velocity, 7.2.Copy !req
1350. Pull back! Hard!Copy !req
1351. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
1352. Masters
of Ham at your service.Copy !req
1353. This is Giulia from Italia.Copy !req
1354. This is awesome!Copy !req
1355. - 2,224, velocity 6.81.
- Right.Copy !req
1356. This is Anoush in Armenia.Copy !req
1357. - Velocity, 6.75.
- Right!Copy !req
1358. Namaste.Copy !req
1359. - This is Vikram from Mumbai.
- Climb!Copy !req
1360. Debris at 2,753,Copy !req
1361. - velocity, 6.61.
- Left!Copy !req
1362. - This is Hoang in Vietnam.
- Velocity 6...Copy !req
1363. Konnichiwa from Japan.Copy !req
1364. You can do this!Copy !req
1365. - You're going to be okay.
- You're not alone.Copy !req
1366. - Go, go, go!
- Come on, kid!Copy !req
1367. - Keep going!
- You're almost there!Copy !req
1368. There's one more piece!Copy !req
1369. Move, move, move!Copy !req
1370. - Which way?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1371. Path cleared.Copy !req
1372. Glordon?Copy !req
1373. Engaging hyper-speed.Copy !req
1374. Help us. Please.Copy !req
1375. - Elio.
- Glordon. No!Copy !req
1376. Get off me!Copy !req
1377. Glordon.Copy !req
1378. Glordon, wake up.Copy !req
1379. No.Copy !req
1380. I can't lose you too.Copy !req
1381. No!Copy !req
1382. Explain yourselves.Copy !req
1383. Huh?Copy !req
1384. I— I can't.Copy !req
1385. Just tell him.Copy !req
1386. He loves you.Copy !req
1387. Look how much he wanted you back.Copy !req
1388. I-I...Copy !req
1389. I don't want to be a war machine.Copy !req
1390. You already know?Copy !req
1391. Yes.Copy !req
1392. I may not always understand you,Copy !req
1393. but I still love you.Copy !req
1394. It's a loose swaddle.Copy !req
1395. I do not have your mother's touch.Copy !req
1396. You did great.Copy !req
1397. I have never uttered these words before,Copy !req
1398. but I am...Copy !req
1399. sorry.Copy !req
1400. Release them all.Copy !req
1401. Congratulations,
Ambassador Solís!Copy !req
1402. But I-I lied to you!Copy !req
1403. And then you sacrificed
yourself to save another.Copy !req
1404. You behaved as admirably
as any real planetary leader.Copy !req
1405. And you did bring peace.Copy !req
1406. Eventually.Copy !req
1407. You have earned your place here.Copy !req
1408. I could stay?Copy !req
1409. Yes, yes, yes!Copy !req
1410. Excellent.Copy !req
1411. We can hang out every day.Copy !req
1412. This place is amazing,Copy !req
1413. but Earth is...Copy !req
1414. home.Copy !req
1415. I didn't give it a chance, but...Copy !req
1416. now...Copy !req
1417. I want to try.Copy !req
1418. With you.Copy !req
1419. Are you sure?Copy !req
1420. We're family.Copy !req
1421. This isn't goodbye.Copy !req
1422. It's just not yet.Copy !req
1423. We understand.Copy !req
1424. You are unique, Elio of Earth,Copy !req
1425. and "unique" can sometimes
feel like "alone."Copy !req
1426. But you are not alone.Copy !req
1427. Okay.Copy !req
1428. Bye.Copy !req
1429. I love you.Copy !req
1430. Okay. Bye. I love you.Copy !req
1431. Okay. Bye. I love you.Copy !req
1432. I love you, too.Copy !req
1433. Let's go home.Copy !req
1434. It's an ancient human theme.Copy !req
1435. You can find it
in virtually every culture.Copy !req
1436. In, uh, religion, folklore, superstition,Copy !req
1437. and, now, in science.Copy !req
1438. The search for life elsewhere
is remarkable in our ageCopy !req
1439. because this is the first timeCopy !req
1440. that we can actually do
something besides speculation.Copy !req
1441. We can send spacecraft to nearby planets.Copy !req
1442. We can use large radio telescopes to seeCopy !req
1443. if there is any message
being sent to us lately.Copy !req
1444. And it touches to
the deepest of human concerns.Copy !req
1445. Are we alone?Copy !req
1446. Glordon, your disc is muted.Copy !req
1447. Oops, sorry.Copy !req
1448. Now, tell me everything.Copy !req