El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie (2019)

1. You know he's not gonna be happy.

2. No, I suspect he won't.

3. Only you can decide what's best for you, Jesse.

4. Not him, not me.

5. I'm out.

6. So, what are you gonna do with all that money?

7. Same thing I do with all the other money.

8. How about you, teenage retiree?

9. You'll be living the dream.

10. Not sure I should stick around town.

11. That's a start.

12. Nothing really keeping me here.

13. Where would you go, if you were me?

14. - Doesn't matter. I'm not you. - Seriously, come on.

15. Like, if you were my age?

16. Just play along. Make some conversation.

17. Alaska.

18. Yeah?

19. Yeah, if I were your age, starting fresh, Alaska.

20. It's the last frontier.

21. Up there, you could be anything you want.

22. Alaska.

23. Start over.

24. - Start fresh. - One could.

25. Put things right.

26. No.

27. Sorry, kid, that's the one thing you can never do.

28. Dude, you suck.

29. This thing's, like, defective and shit.

30. Think you got Cheeto dust in the controller.

31. It's a bad carpenter that blames his hammer, yo.

32. Whatever.

33. You're apex-ing too early. You're apex-ing too early.

34. I'm apex-ing at the apex, bitch. Don't be telling me how to drive and shit.

35. You couldn't drive a two-button elevator.

36. You couldn't drive Miss Daisy.

37. Whatever that means.

38. You couldn't drive a short bus full of slow kids to the zoo.

39. Yeah, because I'd be too distracted by you.

40. You'd be sitting up front, in your special helmet,

41. trying to hump my leg.

42. On account you couldn't drive Thelma and Louise off of that cliff.

43. Apex!

44. I can't apex more than I'm already apex-ing.

45. You drive like a blind guy with no legs.

46. - Dude, you drive like my dead grandmoms. - That's disrespectful.

47. Dude, you lost?

48. Who is it?

49. Jesse?

50. Who is it?

51. I gotta get that car off the street.

52. What the hell, yo?

53. Come check out what's on TV.

54. Man, what's wrong with you? I ain't watching no TV right now.

55. It's the news.

56. Is it true that a military-grade firearm was altered

57. and used to carry out this attack?

58. To the best of my knowledge, it was an M60 machine gun.

59. Yes, that's strictly a military-issue weapon.

60. As to where he could have obtained such a weapon

61. or the so-called remote control aspect of it,

62. anything I could say at this point would just be conjecture,

63. and I'm not going to engage in that.

64. Yes?

65. Could you tell us more about this person of interest?

66. We're hearing a lot of conflicting information,

67. and I'm unclear whether this person took part in the killings

68. or whether they were, in fact, I guess the word we keep hearing is "liberated."

69. Were they liberated by White from some sort of captivity?

70. I'm not prepared to say any more than that

71. they're a person of interest and they may have information relevant to this case

72. or other cases the DEA's investigating.

73. What were the motives of his captors?

74. Can't speculate on that at this time—

75. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, Jesse! - Who's there?

76. - Hey! It's cool, man, it's us! - It's us. It's us, Jesse, you're safe.

77. It's us.

78. My stuff's gonna fit you like a T, yo.

79. Not like if you had to borrow it from Sasquatch over here.

80. Can't help it that I'm sized for love.

81. Yeah, you go love all the giraffes you want, bitch.

82. Me and Jesse are sticking with the ladies.

83. Yeah, this here's barely worn. How's this working for you?

84. Good?

85. Jesse?

86. Right on. Get you some new clothes, then.

87. Shower will make you feel a whole lot better.

88. You look like you're hurting for one.

89. Church. No offense.

90. Got you a clean towel, the one on the right. Kind of.

91. And feel free to open up a new bar of Irish Spring, whatever.

92. It's underneath, you know,

93. because the old one might have, like, hairs on it and shit, and...

94. Yo, I got Axe Body Spray. I got Obsession for Men.

95. I got Tommy Hilfinger.

96. Feel free to use any of them you want, you know? Use them all.

97. Obsession's the bomb, yo. I got it for him for Christmas.

98. Hey.

99. Maybe don't, like, shave and whatnot, you know?

100. Be less recognizable?

101. Jesse, did they really...?

102. What?

103. Did they really keep you in a cage?

104. Yeah!

105. No!

106. - Whoa, dude, why'd you—? - Looking sharp, yo.

107. Yeah, looking sharp.

108. Feel like a new man?

109. Yeah. Thanks.

110. You want a little something to take the edge off?

111. No.

112. Why'd you turn off the TV?

113. News that bad?

114. There's just a whole lot of it.

115. Yeah.

116. I gotta get out of here.

117. Where to? You got a plan?

118. Maybe.

119. Hey, Skinny, you got a burner you can give me?

120. Fully charged and clean as a whistle.

121. First, I gotta get rid of that car.

122. connection to the victims, and his role in the brutal slayings

123. remains unconfirmed by federal authorities.

124. However, APD sources say the suspect is Jesse Bruce Pinkman,

125. a local who was a student of White's before joining him in the drug trade.

126. Together, the two were responsible

127. for the largest methamphetamine manufacturing operation

128. in U.S. history.

129. Sources speculate the two had a falling out, after which it is believed

130. Pinkman was manufacturing the drug

131. - with the group holding him captive. - Go for Joe.

132. Police are now on the hunt for Pinkman and urging the community to remain vigilant.

133. They're asking anyone with information

134. - to contact APD or Crime Stoppers... - Yeah, I know who this is.

135. At this point, who doesn't?

136. Hey.

137. - Where's the victim? - It's in the back.

138. Look, thank you so much for doing this, Joe.

139. - About the money, if we could maybe... - It's on the house.

140. Good kid.

141. Least I could do.

142. Watch it, bitch!

143. You gentlemen threw me plenty of business back in the day.

144. I got no complaints in that department.

145. "Magnets!" Yeah.

146. That was a good one. So...

147. Frankly, you know, I can tell you now.

148. I had zero confidence that that would work. None whatsoever, but, hey, live and learn.

149. - What are you doing? - Writing myself a little insurance policy.

150. You know, strictly precautionary.

151. Belt and suspenders.

152. Okay.

153. All right, mind at ease, I think we're good.

154. All right.

155. Joe!

156. Joe!

157. Wait.

158. Joe, what are you doing?

159. Fleeing, and I suggest you do the same.

160. LoJack.

161. The company just activated it, just this minute. Talk about timing.

162. - Just— - Look, Johnny Law is on his way,

163. as in here, as in now.

164. So farewell, goodbye, regrets, et cetera, et cetera.

165. Joe!

166. Skinny...

167. I'm sorry.

168. Who's got the keys to that car?

169. Keys!

170. Yo. Yo, what are you doing? We gotta get this thing out of here.

171. Badger, give me the keys to your Fiero.

172. Why?

173. - Now you take my car. - I don't even like your car.

174. Drives like a dick.

175. Badger drives my T-bird two, 300 miles away and ditches it.

176. - Think you'll be heading to Mexico? - No, not Mexico.

177. Right on, even better. Leave it near the border.

178. Hide it, kind of, but, yo, don't hide it so good the cops can't find it.

179. Wipe it down for prints, then hitchhike back.

180. Do not let nobody see you in that car.

181. You, take Badger's Fiero.

182. - What about this car? - It stays right here.

183. Ain't like the cops don't already know where it is.

184. I'll tell them you dropped by,

185. the two of us smoked a fat bowl, traded pink slips, then you split.

186. I always wanted me an El Camino. And that's church, yo.

187. I'll pass any lie detector they give me.

188. It's what's happening.

189. You got any cash?

190. Yo, kick in, bitch.

191. I'm doing it. Jesus.

192. Guys, I don't know what to say.

193. Don't say nothing. Just go.

194. Seat belt. Speed limit.

195. You got about three hours to get this thing down south.

196. I'll keep my mouth shut till then,

197. but after that, they're gonna put an APB out on this bitch.

198. I'll get her there.

199. Take care of her, Jesse. She's a special lady.

200. That right there is a clown car.

201. No self-respecting outlaw would ever get caught dead in that thing.

202. That's why it's perfect, yo. Deep cover.

203. Oh, the El Camino, let me see the keys.

204. Hold up.

205. Just might keep you from getting spotted.

206. Can't hurt, right?

207. Yo, Skinny.

208. Why you doing all this?

209. Dude, you're my hero and shit.

210. Jesse?

211. You awake?

212. Jesse?

213. Yeah.

214. Everything good?

215. Yeah.

216. - Good. - Great.

217. You want a cigarette?

218. - Thanks. - Yeah.

219. Guy on KOB keeps calling for rain.

220. What do you think?

221. I don't know.

222. Guy said like 40 percent chance yesterday.

223. Sixty percent today.

224. Maybe it was even 50 yesterday.

225. But so far, I mean, I...

226. Yeah, I see clouds,

227. but I wouldn't call them rain clouds, just regular...

228. Regular "cloud" clouds.

229. Anyway, that's what they look like to me.

230. Yeah, well, those guys aren't always that accurate.

231. Yeah, right.

232. I'm not putting myself out there as any kind of expert or whatnot,

233. but I do think it's gonna be a beautiful afternoon.

234. Guess what.

235. We're all alone.

236. Yeah?

237. Yeah, Uncle Jack took everybody down to Elephant Butte,

238. on account of he got this new Chaparral.

239. It's pretty badass, but I told him I'm not really big into waterskiing.

240. Plus, somebody's gotta take care of you.

241. Took some convincing...

242. but now it's just you and me the whole weekend.

243. And I'd really like your help with something.

244. So I hate to be all like...

245. But we gotta talk ground rules.

246. If you tried to, you know, escape...

247. I'm gonna have to visit the little boy.

248. It'll basically be out of my hands at that point.

249. Uncle Jack made you that promise, and he's gonna want to stick to it.

250. So good behavior, right?

251. Right?

252. Good.

253. I appreciate it, Jesse.

254. Gotta make sure you don't...

255. draw too much attention.

256. I'm gonna do a better job of keeping you clean from now on, okay?

257. Promise.

258. Good job.

259. Hey, check this out.

260. There's no water in it.

261. There used to be, but they took it out a couple years ago

262. because of some insurance thing.

263. Okay, so it's not actually that heavy,

264. but try as I might, I can't ever get this thing on by myself.

265. What are you better at, going forwards or backwards?

266. Okay, well, let's both go sideways for a while.

267. Watch your fingers.

268. I thought maybe I could just hang it from the ceiling here...

269. and just drive right under and drop it in,

270. but my landlord didn't really like that idea.

271. I guess that's good.

272. I found this thing on Craigslist.

273. So...

274. - Yeah. - So is that what you needed help with?

275. Part of it.

276. The drug kingpin once known throughout the southwest as Heisenberg

277. may yet claim a final victim.

278. Texas authorities investigating the poisoning of a Houston woman

279. are looking into her possible connection to Walter White's criminal organization.

280. The unnamed woman, who is hospitalized in critical condition,

281. is not expected to survive.

282. White, the former Albuquerque schoolteacher,

283. who was the subject of a six-month international manhunt,

284. was found dead late Tuesday

285. at the scene of a gang massacre, which claimed the lives of nine people.

286. The dollar is down today on the foreign exchange markets

287. after an extremely turbulent week for the euro.

288. The Dow Jones is down 15 points, the NASDAQ is down 34 points,

289. the S&P 500 is up 10 points.

290. Hey there, look what the cat dragged in.

291. Did I hear voices? Were you talking to somebody?

292. Nope, not that I know of.

293. Hey there, Lou. What you up to?

294. A little horticultural maintenance.

295. This ficus down at your end has been looking kind of puny.

296. Gotta keep the thrip bugs off it.

297. So is a ficus technically a plant or a tree?

298. I'd say it all depends.

299. Keep in mind, you got over 800 species of the darned thing.

300. Well, all right, Lou, you have a good one.

301. Yeah. Don't take any wooden nickels.

302. Oh, man.

303. That guy. He's not supposed to be home at this hour.

304. We really lucked out that he didn't see you.

305. He's just always lurking around, being nosy.

306. I mean, he was in Vietnam, which I totally respect, but still...

307. How you like my place?

308. Yeah, it's... It's nice.

309. Kind of... pastel. But in a good way.

310. Yeah, right? I was thinking of Easter eggs.

311. But lately, I'm thinking I might like to try some new paint.

312. This stuff is starting to feel pretty tired.

313. Okay.

314. Sure, so you— Is that why I'm here? You want me to help you paint?

315. Maybe, yeah, if we have some time left over.

316. But first...

317. Oh, shit!

318. Jesus!

319. Todd.

320. What...?

321. What...?

322. Oh, shit!

323. Okay, please don't, you know, make me feel worse than I already do.

324. Who is this?

325. Sonia, my cleaning lady.

326. And, honestly, I don't feel much like talking about it, so...

327. You want to give me a hand, Jesse?

328. Just keep it straight.

329. Oh, wait.

330. Unroll it.

331. I kind of need this.

332. Okay.

333. Now we just gotta wait for nosy Lou to go bowling.

334. I think he leaves in, like, an hour.

335. You want some soup?

336. You want soup?

337. I got chicken noodle, chicken and stars, cream of chicken.

338. Bean with bacon.

339. One left, Jesse.

340. - What did she do to you? - What?

341. Oh, she didn't do anything to me.

342. Then... why?

343. Right there.

344. That book, if you wanna know so bad.

345. Uncle Jack taught me, always keep my money close,

346. so I have these old World Book Encyclopedias,

347. the whole entire set, A to Z.

348. My Grammy gave them to me when I was in middle school,

349. but I figured nobody needs books anymore because everything's on the computer.

350. It seemed like a good hiding place.

351. Plus, I had all these other volumes left to fill.

352. So your cleaning lady was stealing your money?

353. What? No.

354. She was as honest as the day is long.

355. Like, George Washington honest.

356. But she found it, and I can't have anybody finding it.

357. She brought it straight in here to show me.

358. She actually thought I didn't know it was there.

359. I just... I wonder what the heck she was looking up.

360. She barely spoke any English.

361. M for Mexico maybe? I don't know.

362. It's weird.

363. Where are we gonna take her?

364. Some place pretty.

365. She deserves that.

366. Hey, do me a favor and put that away, would you?

367. Just straight down the hall, all the way in the back, there's a whole shelf of them.

368. Thanks.

369. Sure you don't want any soup?

370. How you like my bedroom?

371. Pretty bitchen, huh?

372. Be sure to alphabetize them.

373. Guess I better come up with a new hiding place for my money.

374. They got these things called banks.

375. Actually, I think I know the perfect spot.

376. It might take a little engineering...

377. but, man, it would be right here and nobody would ever find it.

378. "Nothing beats cash on hand," that's what Uncle Jack says.

379. an average kid.

380. Yeah. I mean, he liked to draw. He was good at that.

381. When was the last time you saw him?

382. A year. Maybe more. I mean, it was way before all of this.

383. Is there anything you wish you could say to your son right now?

384. Please, come forward.

385. Too many people have...

386. For your sake, for everybody's sake, son, turn yourself in.

387. You wanna say a few words?

388. No.

389. Nice, nice lady.

390. Excellent housekeeper.

391. Hey, grab another pack, would you?

392. There should be one in the glove box.

393. You find them?

394. I'll take that, Jesse.

395. Jesse, I'll— I'll take that.

396. On the way home, I was gonna get us some pizza.

397. A couple large pies.

398. Maybe a six-pack of beer?

399. Some ice-cold beer.

400. Does that sound good?

401. Because— Because you earned it today.

402. You definitely did.

403. What kind of pizza do you like, Jesse?

404. Jesse, what kind of pizza?

405. Pepperoni.

406. Pepperoni. Sure. Classic.

407. I like that too.

408. Come on.

409. Look at that view.

410. Should be a heck of a sunset.

411. You know what Uncle Jack says, "Life is what you make it."

412. God!

413. Jesus.

414. Jesus.

415. Hello?

416. Oh, hey. You folks are back, huh?

417. When you search a place, you really search it.

418. Sir, what can we do for you?

419. I'm Louis Schanzer. I live across the hall, down in Unit 11.

420. I talked to your guys yesterday. I got a card from one of your sergeants.

421. And I just want you to know I'm around

422. if you ever need any additional information.

423. Okay. Great.

424. See, I knew the decedent pretty well, never really trusted him.

425. To be honest, I kind of saw this thing coming.

426. I mean, well, not exactly, but kind of.

427. Yeah, great. We'll definitely keep that in mind.

428. Yeah. Definitely, thank you.

429. You guys have business cards?

430. No, I'm sorry, we're fresh out. Take it easy.

431. You too. And, hey, listen, if you ever need any help with this case,

432. I've done a little investigating myself. I...

433. Unit 11.

434. Okay.

435. I'll start here, you start in the back. Let's meet in the middle.

436. I mean, Jesus.

437. Neil, they tossed the shit out of this place.

438. - What's left to find? - Shut up and look.

439. Hey, little guy.

440. Dude's got a tarantula.

441. Yeah, no crazy in this house.

442. Perfectly normal.

443. I'm no cop killer.

444. You be cool...

445. and I will be cool.

446. Understand?

447. Call your partner in here.

448. Casual, very casual.

449. Do it.

450. Hey, lieutenant.

451. Lieutenant, you hear me?

452. Yeah.

453. Come in here, would you?

454. You find something?

455. Yeah, pretty much.

456. Lieutenant?

457. What's waiting for me back there, Casey?

458. - Put your gun down! - Okay, relax, relax.

459. - Put your gun down and show me your hands! - Everybody relax.

460. He says he's not looking to kill any cops.

461. So let's just...

462. Let's figure this out, all right? Let's— We're gonna figure this out.

463. What are you doing here, Pinkman?

464. There's something I need. As soon as I get it, I am gone.

465. You let me out of here, I swear I will not hurt this guy.

466. What's this thing you need?

467. Seriously, throw your gun in here and show me your hands.

468. Seriously, no. You point yours at me, I point mine at you.

469. That's how this works.

470. What's this thing you need?

471. Look... I don't wanna shoot any cops.

472. Yeah, you don't wanna shoot any cops. Great, fantastic.

473. You know how many officers we got downstairs?

474. Tell him, Casey. Tell him how many.

475. A good six, last I counted.

476. Six my ass, I counted eight of them down there.

477. Patrol car on all four corners, more up the street.

478. They hear shooting, what do you think they're gonna do?

479. Oh, they're coming up.

480. - They're coming up, guaranteed. - That's right. They're coming up.

481. Then how far do you think you're gonna get?

482. There's only one choice here, buddy.

483. And you know what it is.

484. Come on.

485. Nobody wants to hurt you.

486. Give up, Pinkman.

487. It's your only chance.

488. - On the ground. Guns down. - On your stomach.

489. Jesus Christ! Are you kidding me?

490. Are you kidding me?

491. - What now? - Stay on him.

492. Fuck.

493. All right.

494. Hey! What are you doing?

495. Shut up.

496. Hey, how about some handcuffs, yo?

497. What are you doing?

498. You two aren't cops.

499. You—

500. Shut the— Stop!

501. His legs. Get his legs.

502. Find me something to gag him with.

503. No. No, no, no—

504. I know where the money is!

505. That's what you're here for, right?

506. You picked up a couple of windbreakers at the Army and Navy store,

507. came strolling in, all clever and shit.

508. Well, I know where it is.

509. And I guaran-fucking-tee you won't find it on your own.

510. Detectives? Louis Schanzer, Unit 11.

511. I got something that might be helpful.

512. Hello?

513. Detectives? Is everything okay?

514. Sorry about that, sir. We're...

515. dusting for fingerprints, you know? It's a delicate process.

516. I thought your CSI boys do that. Didn't they get them all yesterday?

517. Yeah, well, you know, sometimes, you want something done right...

518. Oh, God, tell me about it.

519. My line was restaurant and hospitality supplies,

520. so I completely get it.

521. Hey, listen, I just came across an old note Todd Alquist wrote me.

522. - Figured it may be of interest. - Oh, really?

523. Yeah. Sort of a half-assed apology he slipped under my door.

524. I'd gone to our landlord about this stupid truck cap of his

525. everybody kept tripping over, and...

526. Well, anyway, if you need a handwriting sample for analysis...

527. That's— Yeah, yeah, that could be...

528. - Yeah, sure. - Left it inside.

529. Didn't want to touch it, speaking of fingerprints.

530. You're welcome to come examine it.

531. Oh, it's no trouble. I got time.

532. Show me the money, I let you go.

533. Hey.

534. What do you say, huh?

535. Seems pretty fair to me.

536. Oh, shit!

537. - Holy shit! - Keep your voice down.

538. God, there's gotta be—

539. There's gotta be a million here. Yeah.

540. What are you doing?

541. Taking my half.

542. Yeah?

543. A little man with big dreams? Yeah?

544. Hey, if I were you,

545. I'd walk the hell out of here right now.

546. I'll shoot you, you son of a bitch.

547. I will shoot you.

548. Then do it already.

549. If I don't get this money, I am dead anyway.

550. All right? If you pull that trigger,

551. then you are gonna have to kill that loudmouth down the hall

552. and every other witness in the place.

553. Then you will be as fucked as I am.

554. So...

555. what's it gonna be?

556. Three-way split. And you got your third.

557. Don't push it.

558. - Yep? - Don't react, just listen.

559. I got the money.

560. You gotta keep him talking for the next five minutes.

561. Since I got the Brita,

562. I find the tea tastes noticeably better.

563. Not a problem.

564. You got balls, I'll give you that.

565. Can I get my gun back?

566. Fuck you.

567. Go buy one.

568. I was wondering when you were gonna remember me.

569. It's colorful, I'll say that much.

570. Yes, it is.

571. I don't expect you'd ever lose it in your closet.

572. - And no dirt bag to replace? - That's correct.

573. A lot of our customers find that handy and practical.

574. But they want an arm and a leg to pay for it.

575. And I ain't paying for no paint job.

576. Yes, I agree. It's very expensive.

577. But it's a fine product.

578. However, if you are in love with your Kirby,

579. I'll bet I could get it working for you again.

580. Be with you in a minute.

581. Fixing my Kirby, how much would that cost?

582. Well, I won't know until I take a good look at it, and it...

583. And if it needed a new motor, it'd be a little bit expensive,

584. but certainly not as expensive as a new Dyson.

585. The estimate's free, and all you gotta do is bring it in here.

586. - I may take you up on that. - Excellent.

587. If I can get my niece to help me. They make them so heavy.

588. Yes, they do, and I want you to promise you won't try to bring it in by yourself.

589. Get that help.

590. I just don't know why they can't make things that last anymore.

591. You're singing my song.

592. I want you to have a great day now.

593. Thank you. Thanks for your help. I'll be back with my Kirby.

594. Excellent. Drive careful.

595. If there's any questions I can answer, just let me know.

596. I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't do that.

597. I'm open for business.

598. I'm looking for a...

599. Hoover Max.

600. Pressure Max, Max Pressure.

601. Hoover, or maybe it's a Pro Max.

602. It's got like a— Like, a filter.

603. Hoover products are right over there on the wall behind you.

604. Look, I don't remember the exact password.

605. All right? But it was a vacuum thing.

606. Okay, fine.

607. Here you go.

608. Four...

609. six...

610. 10...

611. 14, 16, 18...

612. 20, 22...

613. 24, 25.

614. There you go, 125,000.

615. Come on, you know why I'm here.

616. I can't say I do, no.

617. Yeah, you do. You're the guy.

618. Yeah, you do.

619. You're the guy.

620. Look, I am 96 percent sure that you are the guy,

621. so why don't you just, like, admit it?

622. Look, all right, no wire.

623. Okay? No wire.

624. And no gun.

625. Okay? And nobody knows I'm here.

626. I just need...

627. Just need your services.

628. The day at the pickup spot, you pulled up in a minivan.

629. A red Toyota minivan. Looks like a kidney bean.

630. Same exact minivan you got parked out back.

631. All right? I saw it.

632. All right.

633. You got rules.

634. All right.

635. I get that, and I apologize, seriously.

636. I didn't go with you that day, and I'm sorry.

637. Look, you will never know how sorry,

638. but I am here now.

639. All right? And I have cash.

640. So, please?

641. Okay? Please?

642. - You owe me for that first pickup. - Yes!

643. You're the guy—

644. - Wait, what? - This...

645. is previously owed.

646. Going forward—

647. Were we to.

648. —Would require an additional 125.

649. All right. Fair is fair.

650. A deal's a deal.

651. All right. Look...

652. Four...

653. eight...

654. 10, 14, 18...

655. 20...

656. 21...

657. 22.

658. Twenty-two.

659. Yeah.

660. Twenty-three.

661. By my arithmetic, you're 10,000 shy.

662. Eighty-two hundred.

663. Eighty-two hundred.

664. May I borrow this?

665. What are you doing?

666. - I am gathering your belongings. - No, no, no. Stop.

667. I'm not gonna try to collect what you owe me.

668. I don't think it would end well for either one of us.

669. This is not an inconsequential amount of money.

670. Hey, listen to me.

671. Spend it wisely. It will last you for years.

672. Please, you don't understand.

673. Keep a low profile, travel by night.

674. Oh, God.

675. With a little luck, you will soon find yourself...

676. - You don't understand. - ... many miles from here.

677. Godspeed to you.

678. - So that's it? - That's it.

679. Now please leave.

680. You are going to jack me up

681. over a measly 1800?

682. I've got to reopen.

683. The longer you stick around here, the more you jeopardize yourself.

684. No, no. Hey.

685. No. Hey.

686. - Have you been watching the news? - I have. Very much so.

687. So you hear what they've been saying about me.

688. - Yeah? - Yeah.

689. Look, these people,

690. they have kept me in a concrete hole.

691. Look, I don't even know what month it is.

692. They made me watch when they—

693. When they shot someone—

694. If you believe that you can pull on people's heartstrings,

695. you should take your chances with the police.

696. From where I sit, you made your own luck.

697. As did your former partner. As did your lawyer.

698. You said it yourself, a deal's a deal.

699. No.

700. I am not going anywhere.

701. I am staying right here until you help me.

702. What are you doing?

703. Hi, yes.

704. There's a young man in my store, and he refuses to leave.

705. Hey, stop.

706. I...

707. - Yeah, he might be armed. - Stop it.

708. Not overtly. But, yes, I'm beginning to feel threatened.

709. Are you serious?

710. Sure. My name is Ed Galbraith.

711. I own Best Quality Vacuum, 27144th Street.

712. Northwest. That's correct.

713. I would appreciate it very much if you'd send someone immediately.

714. You are so full of crap.

715. You didn't call anybody just now. You faked it.

716. And you wanna know how I know?

717. You got as much to lose as I do.

718. More. Way more.

719. When your "cops" get here and they bust me,

720. first question they're gonna ask is what am I doing here,

721. trying to hand over a Hefty bag full of cash

722. to a dude who runs a vacuum cleaner store.

723. What comes out then?

724. Oh, and you wanna know what else is bullshit?

725. You know, word to the wise,

726. next time you try to pull this shit on someone,

727. you don't just hang up on a 911 call.

728. They won't let you.

729. Because the lady or dude or whoever is like, "Stay on the line with me, sir.

730. Stay on the line until the officers arrive."

731. And if you did hang up,

732. they'd call you back immediately.

733. But, hey, guess what.

734. Seriously, yo. Pathetic.

735. Wow, you love that response time.

736. Take your money.

737. Officers, thank you very much for getting here so fast.

738. - He obviously heard my call and— - Is he still here?

739. No, he's not. He's gone. I—

740. He was spooked by my phone call,

741. and he headed up northbound...

742. on foot, maybe 30 seconds ago.

743. - Can you describe him? - Sure, I can.

744. He was young.

745. He's white, skinny.

746. Very tall guy, 6'5", 6'6".

747. Had a tattoo over his right eyebrow.

748. Interesting.

749. A large insect.

750. Best Quality Vacuum, how may I help you?

751. A deal's a deal? Your word is your bond?

752. It is.

753. I'll get you your money.

754. Hello?

755. Hey, Mom.

756. Jesse?

757. It's Jesse.

758. Give me the phone.

759. Jesse, is that you?

760. Hey, Dad. Yeah, it's me.

761. How the both of you doing?

762. We've been better.

763. Yeah.

764. How's Jake? Can I say hi to him?

765. Jake's on a band trip to London, thank God.

766. - Jesse, where are you? - Where are you?

767. I heard you saying that I should turn myself in.

768. Yes. It's the right thing to do.

769. Quit running and get some help.

770. No one is trying to hurt you, son. Better you come forward on your own.

771. It'll be safer for you, better all around.

772. You remember where we used to have those picnics?

773. All those years ago?

774. By the little lake, the one with all the ducks?

775. Yeah?

776. Do you think you guys could come get me maybe?

777. - We're on our way. - Hey. And...

778. it's probably too late to say this,

779. I don't know if it'll mean much to you...

780. but you did your best.

781. And whatever happened with me...

782. it's on me.

783. Okay?

784. Nobody else.

785. We're heading northbound on 12th, about to turn left on Lowman.

786. - Be sure to stay on the house. - Will do.

787. Jake's birthday.

788. Yeah.

789. Yeah.

790. And then after that, it's the first turn off Broadway.

791. Then you're gonna go ahead and look for—

792. Nah, man, don't go by junkyards. There's like 50 junkyards.

793. The rebar place is what—

794. Yeah, the re—

795. Yeah, exactly.

796. That's the one. Turn there.

797. Yeah. Straight down on the right.

798. Look for the sign.

799. Oh, yeah. I got you.

800. They're here!

801. All right!

802. No way.

803. Oh, my God.

804. Yeah!

805. - Keep your mouth shut. - All right.

806. - All right. - Oh, shit.

807. - Oh, shit. - That's a big, big boy.

808. This guy's bigger than your mom, Sean.

809. Who's Kandy?

810. Yeah, that's me.

811. - The car's too small for you. - Seven-fifty an hour, cash up front.

812. - Oh, man. - The perks are extra.

813. By all means.

814. - I get first. - We want the perks.

815. - Perks. Perks! Yeah! - Don't we, boys?

816. - Yeah? - We want the perks!

817. - Perks! - Got any perks in there?

818. Oh, my God!

819. That's what I'm talking about.

820. - Gentlemen, hi. - That's a good start. Hello to you.

821. - Hello to you. - Hi, welcome.

822. - Where have you been all my life? - Excuse me.

823. - Just waiting for you in this little car. - Oh, I'm here, baby. Don't worry.

824. Please, come right this way.

825. Careful. Careful now.

826. Should've brought your work boots.

827. Nobody told me it was gonna be yucky.

828. My name is Casey.

829. I don't really go for redheads...

830. All right. Done.

831. Bullshit, you're done.

832. You've been here 20 minutes. What'd you do?

833. Added a fishplate up here, one in the middle, one down at the end.

834. - Added a what? - A fishplate.

835. What, like a plate of fish?

836. What the fuck is that? Is that a real word?

837. Look, man, I want more of those things, the sideway diagonal things.

838. Like twice as many.

839. Those are gussets.

840. You got enough of them already.

841. Okay, yeah. So gussets, I got out the ass, but a fishplate I need because, what,

842. I'm Catholic and it's Friday?

843. You sure you couldn't just put a few more gussets up there, Neil?

844. - What could it hurt, right? - Hey, it's your money.

845. But what I just did, you don't even need that.

846. I told you, I built this thing right.

847. Look, bro, I'm not, like, impugning on your precious welding skills.

848. It's just, we have a unique situation here.

849. Tried to rabbit on us once already.

850. I'm thinking he's gonna figure out a way to break this thing.

851. You kidding me?

852. Him?

853. Yeah, it's just, I feel it flexing a little bit. A bit right here, look.

854. Yeah, see? Right there.

855. Yeah, a little bit.

856. Yeah, I don't see jack shit flexing. That's 4-inch channel iron up there.

857. You could hang an F-150 from it

858. and shove it back and forth like a beach ball.

859. - It's going nowhere. - Oh, okay, you and your big four inches.

860. It's just, this little bastard's wiry.

861. I don't care how wiry he is. Have him knock himself out.

862. Oh, yeah?

863. Wanna put your money where your mouth is?

864. Fifty bucks says he breaks this thing right here, right now.

865. Fifty, plus...

866. then you gotta put up more of those— What'd you call them, gussets?

867. No charge.

868. Throw in some fishplates too while you're at it.

869. - You're on. - I'm on, huh?

870. All right. Get that shit out of the way. Watch this.

871. All right, good-looking.

872. This is it. This is the acid test.

873. Go for it.

874. Now! Go, go, go! Come on!

875. Faster! Hit it hard!

876. All right, all right. Other way, other way.

877. Hey, what are you slowing down for? What are you slowing down for? Hit it!

878. All right, come on, get up.

879. I got 50 bucks riding on you. I gotta eat this month.

880. Kenny, if he breaks his leg, he's not gonna be able to cook.

881. What, are you the fucking HR Department? Jesus, Toddie, relax.

882. We're gonna even up the odds a little bit.

883. All right.

884. Okay.

885. Now, I believe in you. You're gonna John Henry this bitch, yeah?

886. Now go.

887. Go, go, go! Let's go!

888. Go, go, go! Yeah!

889. All right, other way, other way. Faster! Hit it hard! Move!

890. Yeah, baby!

891. Caught some air.

892. Yeah!

893. Todd, who is this guy, anyway? What'd he do?

894. It's— It's kind of a long story.

895. Yeah. He's a rat.

896. That's all you need to know.

897. - Hey, hey! We dancing or what? - Okay, guys.

898. You paid till 3, and it's five past.

899. Hell, I'll go another hour. Come on, we all will.

900. - Where you going, huh? - Come on.

901. Wanda!

902. Hey, Wanda!

903. Wanda!

904. Would you stop? You're crazy. Get your Opie-looking self off of me.

905. - We'll see you next week. - In your dreams, buddy.

906. I just wanna go home, get in my bed,

907. cuddle with my dog.

908. I am exhausted.

909. I'm never coming back to this dump place again.

910. It's a disaster.

911. My feet hurt.

912. Wake up, Clarence, let's go.

913. Look at my fucking shoes. I know. This is a mess.

914. It wasn't even worth it.

915. It's gonna take me hours to get the mud out.

916. Wait for me!

917. I said— I said, "My son,

918. cocaine wasn't even invented when Brigham Young was born.

919. It's okay. You can have some."

920. Come on. Come to papa.

921. - Oh, yeah. - There we go.

922. - You'll never get that back. - There he goes.

923. - Black diamond. - Bye-bye, cocaine.

924. He's all cocaine and Mormons.

925. What's up?

926. I need more money.

927. Oh, yeah?

928. That three-way split didn't quite cover it for me.

929. I'd appreciate you helping me out.

930. What's he talking about? Three-way split?

931. You mean, there was a third more?

932. And you gave it to him?

933. It's a long story.

934. Well, what long story?

935. When I left, he didn't even have a fucking gun.

936. Well, he's got one now, doesn't he?

937. - So, you know, shut up. Let me handle this. - Neil, who the hell is this guy?

938. Yeah, I can't believe you just let him walk in here—

939. "Shut up" means everybody.

940. Now, how exactly do you plan on pulling this off?

941. I mean, being that there's five of us and one of you.

942. I'm not here to rob you.

943. Oh, you're not?

944. Then how's this work?

945. All I need is $1800.

946. I'm asking as a—

947. A favor.

948. Oh, what, like charity?

949. Seems to me this silly son of a bitch already forked over bigtime.

950. Casey, seriously, shut up.

951. Eighteen hundred, huh?

952. Why not an even 2 grand?

953. You know, nice round number.

954. Eighteen hundred's all I need.

955. So, what's the gun for?

956. It's like personal protection?

957. I mean, is that a...?

958. What is that? Let me see that thing. Show me.

959. Oh, my God, is that a.22?

960. You brought a.22?

961. Jesus!

962. - Where'd you get that thing? - Think it was my grandfather's.

963. Oh, well, it's adorable.

964. I know we got empty beer cans around here, if you wanna do some plinking.

965. Eighteen hundred.

966. I'm gone forever.

967. Simple as that.

968. Neil, I swear to God,

969. if you give this piece of shit one more dollar...

970. Cold out here.

971. Tell you what.

972. My third is in a duffel bag in the top drawer of that file cabinet.

973. Where's yours?

974. In my car.

975. Parked up the street.

976. What do you say...

977. your.22 against my.45?

978. Winner takes all.

979. - Like the Wild West? - Yeah.

980. Like the Wild West.

981. What? Come on.

982. Jesus! Neil? Come on, man, I didn't mean this—

983. Casey, shut the fuck up.

984. - I'm not gonna get in another one— - No. Come—

985. Shoot!

986. You ready?

987. Yeah.

988. Hey, don't shoot.

989. All right. Get over here.

990. - Please. - All right, get up!

991. All right.

992. Give me your license.

993. - Driver's license, do it! - Yes.

994. I got kids.

995. Like I give a shit.

996. All right.

997. Sean, Kyle, Colin.

998. I know where you live.

999. You tell the cops about me

1000. and I am coming for every goddamn one of you.

1001. - You understand? - Yeah.

1002. Go.

1003. Go!

1004. Dude, you're on fire.

1005. Of course I miss you.

1006. Yeah?

1007. Well, do you miss me?

1008. I don't know.

1009. How are you gonna convince me?

1010. Yeah, bitch.

1011. - Thank you. - Leave the pitcher, would you?

1012. - Sorry, I can't really do that. - Wait, wait, wait.

1013. Sure you can.

1014. - It's like I'm here with Sinatra. - I know, right?

1015. You certainly went big with the pineapple.

1016. Only an asshole doesn't like pineapple.

1017. Guessing you don't?

1018. I can take it or leave it.

1019. Pineapple's good for you. It's got bromide.

1020. Bromelain.

1021. But close.

1022. Actually, it's not close at all.

1023. Are you gonna eat? You should really eat something.

1024. No, I'm eating. I'll eat.

1025. Gotta eat, gotta hydrate.

1026. Get those electrolytes you were talking about.

1027. - Your sodium, you know, all that shit. - Good, yeah. Yeah.

1028. There.

1029. Hey, hey.

1030. - He's all right. - I'm fine. I'm fine. Thank you.

1031. - You all right? - I'm fine. Good.

1032. - Sit down. - You're all right.

1033. How long will it take to sell this batch?

1034. - Six months. - Jesus.

1035. Easy. Maybe more.

1036. There's no one that you can think of who might buy the entire amount?

1037. Someone with a spare $1.3 million lying around?

1038. No. Can't say that I do.

1039. Your family is gonna get every dime they got coming to them, Mr. White.

1040. No matter how long it takes.

1041. - Hydrate. Seriously. - Yeah.

1042. What about you, Jesse?

1043. After this.

1044. What then?

1045. Nothing? What about college?

1046. No, what is stopping you from going to college?

1047. - Nothing, I guess. - Yeah, nothing at all.

1048. Say you went to college.

1049. What would you study, you think, huh? What interests you?

1050. Sports medicine?

1051. - Sports medicine? - Yeah.

1052. That's— Yeah, sure.

1053. That's—

1054. Yeah. Could...

1055. Or business.

1056. Business and marketing.

1057. You could practically teach that class.

1058. - Well, yeah. - I mean, you'd be a natural.

1059. And with a business degree, I mean, that's handy anywhere.

1060. Yeah.

1061. - Yeah, I guess that could be cool. - Yeah. You could do it too.

1062. First step, get your GED. That's no problem.

1063. What do I need a GED for? I got my diploma.

1064. Oh, of course, yeah. Right, right, right.

1065. Yo, you were standing right on-stage when they handed it to me.

1066. I know. It just slipped my mind.

1067. I totally graduated high school, dick.

1068. - Which is no thanks to you, all right? - Just stay on the subject here, all right?

1069. The larger point being...

1070. You know, look, forget it. I don't have a larger point.

1071. - I'm just making conversation. - Yeah.

1072. You're really lucky, you know that?

1073. You didn't have to wait your whole life to do something special.

1074. This is Alaska.

1075. This is Alaska.

1076. Forty miles in that direction gets you to Haines.

1077. It's quiet.

1078. Yeah.

1079. Figured you could use some of that.

1080. All right.

1081. Date of birth?

1082. 6-10-84.

1083. - Mother's maiden name? - Stackhouse.

1084. Where was she born?

1085. Kadena Air Force Base, Okinawa, Japan.

1086. - Father's date of birth. - 2-7-51.

1087. Your father's second to the last job.

1088. Claims adjuster, Dairyland Insurance, Appleton, Wisconsin.

1089. - What's your social security number? - 141 - 18 - 6941.

1090. Backward.

1091. 1496 - 81 - 141.

1092. All right.

1093. Daylight's burning, you know where you're going.

1094. Anything else?

1095. Hold on a sec.

1096. Seal this up, please.

1097. I'm going to Mexico City in about a month.

1098. I'll mail it from there.

1099. Anyone else you wanna say goodbye to?

1100. Not many of us get a chance to start fresh.

1101. Good luck, Mr. Driscoll.

1102. I was thinking about that thing you said about the universe.

1103. Going where the universe takes you?

1104. Right on.

1105. I think it's a cool philosophy.

1106. I was being metaphorical. It's a terrible philosophy.

1107. I've gone where the universe takes me my whole life.

1108. It's better to make those decisions for yourself.