1. Do you know fear?Copy !req
2. Do you know what it's like to feel
your heart beating so intensely...Copy !req
3. that you can't even breathe?Copy !req
4. This is a story...Copy !req
5. of monsters. Creatures.Copy !req
6. Hideous nightmares that crawl
in the night.Copy !req
7. I've seen them.Copy !req
8. I've seen them in visions.Copy !req
9. And you will too.Copy !req
10. I know you're saying to yourself.Copy !req
11. "What is this brother doing
in this godforsaken place?"Copy !req
12. The truth brought me out
to the only place...Copy !req
13. where I can speak the truth
and they can't get me.Copy !req
14. That's right. Right here at KFRD,
freedom radio.Copy !req
15. The source for the inside dope
on conspiracies, aliens...Copy !req
16. and up-To-The-Minute reports
on when they'll invade.Copy !req
17. It's morning here
in Prosperity, Arizona...Copy !req
18. and it's time for America
to wake up, people!Copy !req
19. Wake up before it's too late!
But no.Copy !req
20. Of course you're still asleep.Copy !req
21. You still think we landed
on the moon...Copy !req
22. that Oswald killed Kennedy, and that
a black man's vote in Florida counts!Copy !req
23. Wake up!Copy !req
24. Look to the skies.
Look to the skies, my friends.Copy !req
25. Unless you're driving.
I don't want nobody suing.Copy !req
26. Got enough government problems.
Can barely pay for this damn trailer.Copy !req
27. Keep talking, buddy.
Say something that has caffeine in it.Copy !req
28. It's a hard life spreading the truth.
Never made Gandhi rich.Copy !req
29. Never made Mother Teresa rich.
L. Ron Hubbard?Copy !req
30. Actually, he did pretty good
for himself.Copy !req
31. Interesting.Copy !req
32. Joshua?Copy !req
33. Joshua?Copy !req
34. You're a big fella.Copy !req
35. Joshua! You trying
to scare me to death?Copy !req
36. Hello, Mike.Copy !req
37. The Lycosa narbonensis
looks different today. It's bigger.Copy !req
38. It's their diet.
I made a discovery.Copy !req
39. These have been in the pond
for the past three days.Copy !req
40. Crickets?Copy !req
41. They're like... spider steroids.Copy !req
42. I see dead people.
I see dead people.Copy !req
43. He loves that movie. I don't...Copy !req
44. There they go! Look, look!Copy !req
45. He was hungry!
As they grow, their appetites do too.Copy !req
46. I've never seen spiders this big.
It's because of those crickets?Copy !req
47. I'm gonna make a fortune.Copy !req
48. Jumping spiders!Copy !req
49. Yeah, Habronattus orbus.Copy !req
50. Look, look how they kill.Copy !req
51. I call this an arach-Attack.Copy !req
52. Get it?
Yeah. It's good.Copy !req
53. Have the orb weavers come in?Copy !req
54. Took me forever
to get that mating pair.Copy !req
55. I had to bribe every customs agent
from Santiago to Tucson. But here.Copy !req
56. That is too cool.Copy !req
57. See, the male orb weavers compete
for the female's attention.Copy !req
58. They all try to give her
the best present. Like bugs...Copy !req
59. or, you know, rats
or the occasional parrot.Copy !req
60. Let me show you something.Copy !req
61. You see, the prey is cocooned alive
so she can eat them in her nest.Copy !req
62. You know how women
like breakfast in bed.Copy !req
63. Look at it.Copy !req
64. Look at this, look at her.Copy !req
65. The female is three times as big
as the male.Copy !req
66. Say hello to Consuela.Copy !req
67. She fills her prey
with digestive acid...Copy !req
68. to liquefy it so she can
drink it from inside out.Copy !req
69. While it's alive.Copy !req
70. Man...Copy !req
71. am I in trouble.Copy !req
72. I have to go.
I'll call you later, okay?Copy !req
73. Next week, I bet they're twice
as big as today.Copy !req
74. Bye, Josh. See you next week!Copy !req
75. Where did you go, little fella?Copy !req
76. I see dead people!
I see dead!Copy !req
77. Sorry, sonny. We aren't hiring.Copy !req
78. You sure?
I'm a pretty good engineer.Copy !req
79. Do I look like a woman
who isn't sure?Copy !req
80. Yeah, well...Copy !req
81. I used to know my way around here.
We aren't hiring.Copy !req
82. We're laying off. We're three months
from a going-Out-Of-Business sale.Copy !req
83. Got the picture?
Yeah, I got the picture.Copy !req
84. But my name's not Sonny.Copy !req
85. It's Chris.Copy !req
86. Chris?Copy !req
87. Aunt Gladys.Copy !req
88. Welcome home.Copy !req
89. Bad dog! No!Copy !req
90. Pete, what are you doing out here?
Well, we got a...Copy !req
91. No. Question is,
what are you doing out here?Copy !req
92. You were supposed to stay home.
What did you find, Mom?Copy !req
93. Some jerk tossed a barrel of chemicals
off the road.Copy !req
94. Looks like it's been out here
a couple of weeks.Copy !req
95. Who knows how much contamination
it's caused.Copy !req
96. The water is contaminated?Copy !req
97. Pete, send a sample down
to the EPA lab in Phoenix.Copy !req
98. Let's see what they come up with.Copy !req
99. I have to tell Joshua!
That's where you were going?Copy !req
100. I told you no more visits
to that spider farm, didn't I?Copy !req
101. You're grounded.
But I have to tell Joshua about this.Copy !req
102. I don't want you hanging out with him.
Those spiders are dangerous.Copy !req
103. They give you nightmares,
and you keep me up all night.Copy !req
104. You know what happens
when I don't get enough sleep, right?Copy !req
105. Bad mood?Copy !req
106. Put your bike in the truck.Copy !req
107. Can you help him with his bike?
Yeah, okay, sure.Copy !req
108. Hang on, Mike.Copy !req
109. Party's over, gentlemen.
Off the bikes.Copy !req
110. Great, this is all I need.Copy !req
111. She is the sexiest sheriff
in the country.Copy !req
112. I know, it's weird.Copy !req
113. You bought yourself a reckless, Bret.
Give them a break.Copy !req
114. Get in the truck, Ashley.
Mom!Copy !req
115. Now.Copy !req
116. Give me your license.
Come on, sheriff.Copy !req
117. Anything you say can be used against...
Shut up!Copy !req
118. You have a right to an attorney.
If you can't afford an attorney...Copy !req
119. Larry, do we know anybody at City Hall
who might be able to take care of this?Copy !req
120. Bret, isn't your stepfather
the mayor?Copy !req
121. Put my daughter in danger again, I'll
show you how little that means to me.Copy !req
122. We're cool, sheriff.Copy !req
123. Do you think G-String or underwear?
Definitely thong.Copy !req
124. You're kidding. Gonna pay for this?
No.Copy !req
125. Sweet.
That was really sweet.Copy !req
126. I heard that!
Whatever.Copy !req
127. Bret, I can't believe my mom
gave you a ticket. It was humiliating.Copy !req
128. I need the phone.
You don't. You have no friends.Copy !req
129. I can't get any privacy around here,
you know?Copy !req
130. Hello?Copy !req
131. My God.Copy !req
132. Anybody know what's going on
with the phone?Copy !req
133. Come on, Joshua. Pick up!Copy !req
134. How much?
It don't make sense.Copy !req
135. Wait. This is a town meeting,
not the WWF.Copy !req
136. Mayor?Copy !req
137. Why can't those of us
that want to sell, sell?Copy !req
138. Viroanol wants all of our properties
or none of them.Copy !req
139. Let's face it, the town's going broke.
They'll pay us to relocate.Copy !req
140. How do we know this isn't another
one of your get-Rich schemes...Copy !req
141. like building this ridiculous mall
out here?Copy !req
142. They scrapped plans to run
a freeway here...Copy !req
143. Or that stupid ostrich farm of yours.
It's good meat. It's healthy.Copy !req
144. Everybody here is having
some financial problems.Copy !req
145. I want to get out from under this.
The rest of you should too.Copy !req
146. This is a government cover-Up,
isn't it?Copy !req
147. What are you talking about?
Why they giving so much money?Copy !req
148. Just to get to the mines?Copy !req
149. They want to put the empty mines to use.
It's safe.Copy !req
150. The only reason that we've kept
this town going...Copy !req
151. is the hope the McCormack mines
could turn their selves around...Copy !req
152. and put everybody back to work.
It is not happening.Copy !req
153. Old man McCormack,
God rest his soul...Copy !req
154. he's dead.Copy !req
155. As dead as those mines.
Well, Mr. Mayor...Copy !req
156. before he died...Copy !req
157. he claimed he'd seen that vein.Copy !req
158. Let's be honest, Leon.
The man was hallucinating.Copy !req
159. Those mines are filled
with methane gas.Copy !req
160. You're gonna load that gun
with toxic waste?Copy !req
161. This is for landowners only.
I am a landowner, Wade.Copy !req
162. Chris McCormack!
I didn't know you were back.Copy !req
163. My father said he'd found
the Agua Mesa lode. I believe him.Copy !req
164. He said a lot of things
near the end.Copy !req
165. I'm not selling the mine.Copy !req
166. Chris! Wait up!Copy !req
167. You're being foolish.
Back off.Copy !req
168. Your father was delusional.Copy !req
169. You better shut the hell up about my father.
I'm warning you.Copy !req
170. Since when did you give a damn
about the mines, anyway?Copy !req
171. You've been gone for,
what, ten years?Copy !req
172. Wade...Copy !req
173. Don't make the town suffer...Copy !req
174. just because you feel guilty
you weren't around when your father died.Copy !req
175. I'm talking to you.
Chris!Copy !req
176. I warned you!Copy !req
177. What the hell are you doing?
That's it!Copy !req
178. Okay, Sam, I'm pressing charges.
I want him arrested.Copy !req
179. Go home, Wade.
Put some ice on your nose.Copy !req
180. Curve around 20 feet away from
the scene of a misdemeanor. Thank you.Copy !req
181. Ten years and you have
not changed a bit.Copy !req
182. Lay low for a couple days, all right?
Good to see you again, Sam.Copy !req
183. Just like old times.Copy !req
184. Everything will be sorted out
in the morning.Copy !req
185. So you still like men.
What are you talking about?Copy !req
186. Nothing. I just saw you staring
at his butt when you handcuffed him.Copy !req
187. Who said it's okay to talk
to me like this?Copy !req
188. He's pretty cute for an old-Fogy
kind of guy.Copy !req
189. He just needs a shave.Copy !req
190. Okay, folks. Show's over.
Move along.Copy !req
191. Night, Sam.Copy !req
192. Nothing to see here, folks.Copy !req
193. You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here.Copy !req
194. Honey, give it a rest. It's so late.
It's almost midnight.Copy !req
195. You told me to finish the job.
I'm trying to actually finish the job.Copy !req
196. Let's give Zekie his snack
and go to sleep. Where is Zeke?Copy !req
197. Well, he's just...Copy !req
198. Don't tell me he went
into the dry wall again.Copy !req
199. I was meaning to get a grille.
They don't have the right size...Copy !req
200. You were gonna finish remodeling this place.
Over a month ago.Copy !req
201. I don't think you know
what you're doing.Copy !req
202. We'll have to give Zeke cat food,
and he hates that.Copy !req
203. God forbid a cat should have to eat cat food.
That cat is spoiled rotten.Copy !req
204. If he was a kid,
we'd send him to military school.Copy !req
205. Poor Zekie.Copy !req
206. Let's lie and say it's tuna.
Okay.Copy !req
207. You won't trick him. He's smart.Copy !req
208. Zekie-Doodle.Copy !req
209. Look what we got for you.Copy !req
210. We got tuna.Copy !req
211. Get your furry cat ass
out of there!Copy !req
212. Zeke.Copy !req
213. What's going on?Copy !req
214. Oh, my God!Copy !req
215. She's divorced now, you know.Copy !req
216. I don't want to talk
about Sam Parker right now.Copy !req
217. Man in a flea circus don't wanna itch,
but he still does.Copy !req
218. Something on your mind, Gladys?Copy !req
219. I know why you left town 10 years ago.
I left for a lot of reasons.Copy !req
220. You wanted to avoid telling Sam
why you beat up her husband.Copy !req
221. That was a long time ago.
I'm a changed man now.Copy !req
222. Prove it.Copy !req
223. March down to Sam Parker's
and tell her everything.Copy !req
224. Why you broke
her husband's nose.Copy !req
225. Why you left town without
so much as a fare-Thee-Well.Copy !req
226. And tell her once and for all
how you really feel about her.Copy !req
227. Lose the face fuzz before you do.Copy !req
228. Makes your mouth look like
a stripper's crotch.Copy !req
229. That's disgusting.Copy !req
230. Hello?
Hey, Pete. What's up?Copy !req
231. Can you talk?
I can talk. What's the matter?Copy !req
232. Something ate Zeke.
What?Copy !req
233. He got in the dry wall.
Something ate your cat?Copy !req
234. Oh, my God.
What do you think it was?Copy !req
235. Unbelievable.Copy !req
236. How is Emma taking it?
Well, she left me.Copy !req
237. She's gone to stay with her mother.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
238. You okay?
I'm fine.Copy !req
239. You sound like you're crying.
No, no.Copy !req
240. I just...
I have an intolerance to dairy.Copy !req
241. I'm just a little bit mucousy
right now.Copy !req
242. That's it.Copy !req
243. Sam, I need to tell you something.Copy !req
244. It's Bret. I'm gonna get it.
Wait. Hang on a second. Come here.Copy !req
245. I'm worried about things
you've been doing lately, Ash.Copy !req
246. This bad-Girl thing you're going
through could get you in trouble.Copy !req
247. I have something that I want you
to keep with you, okay?Copy !req
248. I really don't want to do this now.
Just a sec!Copy !req
249. I'm a man. You're a woman.Copy !req
250. What am I doing?Copy !req
251. Take this. Protection.
Is that a stun gun? Are you kidding?Copy !req
252. I knew guys like Bret at your age.
Mom, I'm not you, okay?Copy !req
253. I'm not gonna get pregnant at 16.Copy !req
254. I'm not gonna stay here for the rest of
my life and be a trailer-Trash sheriff!Copy !req
255. Thanks for the flashback.Copy !req
256. I didn't deserve that.Copy !req
257. I'm sorry, okay?Copy !req
258. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
259. Can I have the stun gun, please?Copy !req
260. Be careful with it, all right?
Okay. Thank you.Copy !req
261. Get out of here.Copy !req
262. Oh, it's you.Copy !req
263. I was wondering if your mom was home?
Mom! It's for you.Copy !req
264. Morning, Chris.
Morning, Sam.Copy !req
265. I wanted to come by
and apologize for yesterday.Copy !req
266. I can handle Wade.
Don't worry about it.Copy !req
267. Great.Copy !req
268. And since I'm back in town
for a little while...Copy !req
269. I thought maybe I could...Copy !req
270. Sam...Copy !req
271. before I left...Copy !req
272. Is there something
you wanna tell me?Copy !req
273. Do you think we could...Copy !req
274. meet somewhere? Hook up?
Not hook up.Copy !req
275. I mean, meet somewhere
and catch up on things?Copy !req
276. Sure, Chris. We could do that.Copy !req
277. Great. All right. I'll be in touch.
Okay.Copy !req
278. Who are the flowers for?Copy !req
279. Well, they're for you, actually.Copy !req
280. I picked them myself.Copy !req
281. Nice.
Nice.Copy !req
282. All right, bye.Copy !req
283. Picked them myself.Copy !req
284. Come on.Copy !req
285. Joshua?Copy !req
286. There's no sign of Joshua...Copy !req
287. his parrot...Copy !req
288. or any of the arachnids.Copy !req
289. Just these huge, intricate webs
they've left behind.Copy !req
290. I've discovered several arachnid
tracks outside.Copy !req
291. From my initial estimate,
the spiders have doubled.Copy !req
292. No...Copy !req
293. more like they're five times
their original size.Copy !req
294. I found this map
in my dad's study.Copy !req
295. Leon, is this the section he was
working on when he died?Copy !req
296. I thought so.Copy !req
297. I want to concentrate all our energy
in these tunnels here.Copy !req
298. Those mines have the highest
concentration of methane gas.Copy !req
299. I'm not gonna make the same mistake
my dad did.Copy !req
300. I want all men to wear masks
at all times.Copy !req
301. If you feel disoriented, get to
a higher chamber as soon as possible.Copy !req
302. It's nice to know you didn't forget
everything we taught you.Copy !req
303. Can you give me a ride into town?
Sure. Hop in.Copy !req
304. Great, thanks.Copy !req
305. What's that?Copy !req
306. I think it's an exoskeleton
of a male orb weaver's pedipalps.Copy !req
307. Okay.Copy !req
308. It's a spider's leg.Copy !req
309. That seems awful big
to be a spider leg.Copy !req
310. That's the problem.
But nobody's gonna believe me.Copy !req
311. Believe what?Copy !req
312. Do you really want to know?Copy !req
313. Try me.
Okay, the situation is this:Copy !req
314. My friend Joshua sells spiders.
They've been growing bigger and bigger.Copy !req
315. Now they've broken out of their cages
and headed down to the mineshafts.Copy !req
316. Joshua is nowhere to be found.
They might've killed him.Copy !req
317. But you won't believe me. I'm the kid.
They never believe the kid.Copy !req
318. Let me see it.Copy !req
319. It does kind of look
like an old piece of cactus.Copy !req
320. See?Copy !req
321. So...Copy !req
322. where were you?
I went to Joshua's.Copy !req
323. What did I say about that?
His spiders are gigantic!Copy !req
324. The town could be in danger.
They could destroy everything!Copy !req
325. People could get killed.
Just hear me out.Copy !req
326. I swear to God
it's the television.Copy !req
327. This is exactly your problem,
right here.Copy !req
328. I don't want to hear any more
of your media-Induced nightmares.Copy !req
329. Mom, listen to me!Copy !req
330. Add a week to how long
you're grounded.Copy !req
331. Please.
And no TV.Copy !req
332. I know,
I thought it was a slam-dunk.Copy !req
333. Who knew Chris McCormack
would suddenly get gold fever?Copy !req
334. I'm trying my best here.Copy !req
335. Do you know what people
would do if they knew...Copy !req
336. we were storing toxic waste
without their consent?Copy !req
337. Wade, I'm going out now.Copy !req
338. Now, look.
I let you guys run tests...Copy !req
339. putting that stuff in the mines
under my property.Copy !req
340. I'll be back late.
You owe me on this.Copy !req
341. Going off to get wasted, have an orgy.
Might steal a car, want one?Copy !req
342. Bret, I'm on the phone.
Go have some fun. I'll see you later.Copy !req
343. We stand together or we fall together.
Thanks for caring, man.Copy !req
344. I'll do what I can.Copy !req
345. What the?Copy !req
346. Good Lord.Copy !req
347. I've been warning you for years,
but you wouldn't listen.Copy !req
348. Now it's emerging as a trend
in our sleepy little town.Copy !req
349. The police wire says Bob Stuck's
dog Skippy's missing.Copy !req
350. It's the fourth missing-Pet call
we've had today.Copy !req
351. It's strange. It's strange.Copy !req
352. People are saying it's coyotes,
it's wolves. But we know the truth.Copy !req
353. We all know about those cows
and the probe.Copy !req
354. The anal probe.Copy !req
355. Let's talk about the probe. Let's talk
about the anal probe. What is that?Copy !req
356. What are they looking for?
That's just wrong.Copy !req
357. Skippy didn't do anything to anybody.
He doesn't deserve that!Copy !req
358. What will you find in a dog's?
It's just wrong!Copy !req
359. You're all ostriches
with your heads in the dirt.Copy !req
360. Which just leaves your ass
up in the air!Copy !req
361. You're inviting the aliens in.
They have no choice but to probe your butt.Copy !req
362. Aunt Gladys, how can you listen
to this wacko?Copy !req
363. I think he's very informative.Copy !req
364. Do Floyd and Leroy still
have that barbershop?Copy !req
365. Good idea. People are talking.Copy !req
366. You can't light those matches?Copy !req
367. Maybe it's a sign to quit.Copy !req
368. If the aliens come
and try to anal-Probe me...Copy !req
369. I'm telling you,
I'm not taking that!Copy !req
370. If you want a piece of me,
don't take that piece!Copy !req
371. So how much is a shave these days?Copy !req
372. Four bucks.
Four bucks?Copy !req
373. It's a good deal.
Got to give a good deal.Copy !req
374. Can't charge around here what
a barber can charge in other places...Copy !req
375. where they got money.Copy !req
376. And jobs.Copy !req
377. Of course, some people don't know
a good deal when they see one.Copy !req
378. Maybe I don't need a shave.
Hold still.Copy !req
379. I wouldn't want to cut you.Copy !req
380. Bret, slow down.Copy !req
381. I thought you loved me.
I do. I do.Copy !req
382. But, I just...
But, what?Copy !req
383. I don't want to lose my virginity
in the front seat of a truck.Copy !req
384. Why didn't you say so?
I got a blanket in the back.Copy !req
385. No. That's not it.
I just don't think I'm ready.Copy !req
386. Tammy and Larry do it every night.
Fine, call them.Copy !req
387. Have a menage a trois if you want.Copy !req
388. That dirty talk just drives me nuts.
Bret, no.Copy !req
389. Bret, please.Copy !req
390. I'm warning you, okay?
I can't help it.Copy !req
391. You just bring out the beast in me.Copy !req
392. Back off!Copy !req
393. My balls!Copy !req
394. God, my balls!Copy !req
395. Damn it! I pissed my pants!
Don't you think you're overreacting?Copy !req
396. I was just copping a feel!
Overreacting?Copy !req
397. I can't believe my mom
was right about you.Copy !req
398. Do you have any idea
how embarrassing that is?Copy !req
399. Ash, wait. I'm sorry!Copy !req
400. Check out Bret.Copy !req
401. Let's go! They're coming.
Come on, let's go! Get on your bikes!Copy !req
402. Dude, did you piss your pants?
We gotta go.Copy !req
403. They're coming!Copy !req
404. Looks like the only thing going
is you, dude.Copy !req
405. Holy crap!Copy !req
406. They're getting closer!
Move it!Copy !req
407. We have ostriches, cats and dogs
disappearing all over town.Copy !req
408. Last time I checked, cats and dogs
are not fish.Copy !req
409. And ostriches farmed are not game.Copy !req
410. There has to be somebody
at Fish and Game who can help.Copy !req
411. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
412. Yes.Copy !req
413. What the hell are these things?Copy !req
414. Here we go again.
The phone lines are down.Copy !req
415. They'll tell you
it's a technical error.Copy !req
416. But you know what it is.
They're shutting us down!Copy !req
417. I know what you're saying to yourself.
"He's paranoid. He's crazy."Copy !req
418. But you know,
there's an old saying:Copy !req
419. Just because I'm paranoid
doesn't mean people aren't following me.Copy !req
420. All of a sudden there's
a communication blackout.Copy !req
421. At the bottom of the bag.
It's where they always put the food.Copy !req
422. Here it is.Copy !req
423. Here we go, Bruisie.Copy !req
424. Bruisie?Copy !req
425. Bruiser?Copy !req
426. Aunt Gladys?Copy !req
427. Bruiser?Copy !req
428. Oh, my God.Copy !req
429. Oh, Lord.Copy !req
430. Are you in there?Copy !req
431. Oh, my God!Copy !req
432. I'm coming, baby.
I'm coming.Copy !req
433. Aunt Gladys, I lost the face fuzz.Copy !req
434. Bruiser?Copy !req
435. Aunt Gladys?Copy !req
436. This ain't no cactus.Copy !req
437. Mike!Copy !req
438. Mike! Sam!Copy !req
439. Can I talk to Mike?
Why?Copy !req
440. I can't explain now.Copy !req
441. Look what I found in my basement.
That thing is huge!Copy !req
442. Give me a second!Copy !req
443. Hold this.Copy !req
444. What's going on?Copy !req
445. So check this out.Copy !req
446. After taking careful measurements of
the exoskeleton I found at Joshua's...Copy !req
447. I calculated the spider
was the size shown here.Copy !req
448. What spider?
The hole in the basement was bigger.Copy !req
449. What hole?Copy !req
450. Let's input the measurements from
your exoskeleton and see what happens.Copy !req
451. That's more like it...Copy !req
452. unfortunately.Copy !req
453. What the hell is this?
It's my media-Induced nightmare.Copy !req
454. Oh, God.Copy !req
455. So you're telling me a giant spider
ate Gladys?Copy !req
456. Maybe not. Was there webbing around?
Yeah, lots of it.Copy !req
457. She might have been attacked
by a male orb weaver.Copy !req
458. What's the difference?Copy !req
459. Males compete for the female
by bringing her presents.Copy !req
460. The prey is cocooned alive so
she can feed on it in her nest.Copy !req
461. Women like breakfast in bed.
So Gladys might still be alive?Copy !req
462. That's Ashley! Come on!Copy !req
463. Look out!Copy !req
464. Keys. Keys, keys, keys!Copy !req
465. Mike, get out of here!Copy !req
466. Throw me the scissors!
Scissors?Copy !req
467. Scissors! Here you go!Copy !req
468. Sam! Help!Copy !req
469. Hey, spidey!Copy !req
470. Thank you.Copy !req
471. Pete! Come in, Pete.Copy !req
472. Hold on to your shirt.Copy !req
473. Is that you, Sam?Copy !req
474. I don't know what's going on,
but the phones are down.Copy !req
475. I know. Take the weapons
and get to my house.Copy !req
476. Guns? Why would we be needing?Copy !req
477. Just do it!Copy !req
478. Okay. All right. Okay.Copy !req
479. Winchester, 30.06...Copy !req
480. Mossberg pump...Copy !req
481. and the Lee Harvey Oswald rifle.Copy !req
482. Why we have that,
I do not know.Copy !req
483. Why don't you stomp them hills out
and get some room to grow...Copy !req
484. before you start making brags!
Brags, is it?Copy !req
485. I'm closing up.Copy !req
486. You're always talking at me
about something.Copy !req
487. Can you turn that thing down?
You're already deaf from it.Copy !req
488. I said, turn that thing down!Copy !req
489. What did you say?Copy !req
490. Bob?Copy !req
491. First Emma leaves, now Sam's
got me doing spring-Cleaning.Copy !req
492. Can't get any worse.Copy !req
493. So, what happened
with you and Brian anyway?Copy !req
494. He wasn't exactly
the faithful type.Copy !req
495. I've been trying to tell you
this for a long time...Copy !req
496. You can handle one of these, right?Copy !req
497. Ashley, Mike, you guys ready?
Just a minute, Mom.Copy !req
498. How many spiders did Joshua have?
I don't know. 100, maybe 200.Copy !req
499. Two hundred? Are you kidding me?
Hurry up, guys. Time to go.Copy !req
500. Joshua's spiders are nocturnal hunters.
They're coming out to feed.Copy !req
501. We have to warn everybody.
The phone lines are down.Copy !req
502. To spread the word,
to look into the dark places...Copy !req
503. our government-Controlled media...
We could broadcast a warning.Copy !req
504. Who'll believe that lunatic?Copy !req
505. What was that?Copy !req
506. What the?Copy !req
507. What the hell is going on?Copy !req
508. It's Pete. He's waiting.
Come on, let's go.Copy !req
509. See you, Ash.Copy !req
510. I don't think that was Pete.Copy !req
511. Oh, my God.Copy !req
512. Holy moly!Copy !req
513. Everybody get in the car, now!
Ashley, go!Copy !req
514. Come on!Copy !req
515. Look out, Sam!Copy !req
516. Come on!Copy !req
517. What are you waiting for?
Go!Copy !req
518. Habronattus orbus.Copy !req
519. The jumper.Copy !req
520. Stay in the car.
Pete, honk if there are any problems.Copy !req
521. You got it, Sam.Copy !req
522. Mom.
Stay in the car!Copy !req
523. Guys, stay.Copy !req
524. What are you doing?
I need to make a broadcast.Copy !req
525. You can't oppress me...
Show me how this thing works.Copy !req
526. Consider this a government conspiracy
to take over your station.Copy !req
527. Here.Copy !req
528. Friends...Copy !req
529. our local authorities have...Copy !req
530. an emergency message
for our little community.Copy !req
531. This is Sheriff Parker.
I have an important announcement.Copy !req
532. Pete, turn on the radio.Copy !req
533. This is not a prank or
one of Harlan's crazy stunts.Copy !req
534. We have a crisis situation
on our hands.Copy !req
535. The town is being overrun
by giant spiders.Copy !req
536. I know how this sounds,
but you must trust me on this.Copy !req
537. I want everyone to arm
themselves immediately.Copy !req
538. I repeat:Copy !req
539. Giant spiders
are all over the town.Copy !req
540. Did she just say giant spiders?
That's just Harlan's show.Copy !req
541. Giant spiders? What the hell
kind of bullshit is that?Copy !req
542. Aliens you believe,
this you have a hard time with?Copy !req
543. Why didn't someone say something?
Look at me. God.Copy !req
544. I gotta warn Sam.Copy !req
545. No!
Noise will just attract it.Copy !req
546. What should I do?
Give me the walkie-talkie.Copy !req
547. Mom, are you there?
Yeah, Mike.Copy !req
548. Is everything okay?
Don't make any noises.Copy !req
549. There's a giant tarantula headed
your way.Copy !req
550. Copy that.Copy !req
551. Oh, my God!Copy !req
552. They're here!Copy !req
553. You're just food to that thing.Copy !req
554. Attention, people.
Everyone meet at the Prosperity Mall.Copy !req
555. I repeat:Copy !req
556. The Prosperity Mall!Copy !req
557. Why the mall?
Concrete walls, steel doors.Copy !req
558. Did you see that thing?Copy !req
559. Come on!Copy !req
560. I have four more payments
on this shit.Copy !req
561. Come on! Hurry!
It's coming this way!Copy !req
562. Go! Go!Copy !req
563. Come on!Copy !req
564. Can I get a refill, Carol?
Help yourself, sweetie.Copy !req
565. That was an excellent ostrich burger.
Well, thank you.Copy !req
566. Kind of slow today, huh?Copy !req
567. It's always slow here, Wade.Copy !req
568. There's no way you're telling me
that thing back there is from Earth.Copy !req
569. All right. They're spiders from Mars.
You happy?Copy !req
570. No.Copy !req
571. It's the invasion!Copy !req
572. I'm telling you, it's the invasion.
I told you!Copy !req
573. Everyone, just get to the mall
as quick as you can.Copy !req
574. Get to the Prosperity Mall
as soon as possible.Copy !req
575. Arach-Attack.Copy !req
576. If you build it, they will come.Copy !req
577. Get everyone inside
and get the gate down.Copy !req
578. Kids, go with him.Copy !req
579. Oswald's gun.Copy !req
580. This is the weirdest day
of my life.Copy !req
581. What is going on?Copy !req
582. Look behind you!Copy !req
583. How do you lower the gate?
Key.Copy !req
584. Do you have it?
Yeah.Copy !req
585. Hurry up!
Okay.Copy !req
586. That's the back gate. The lavatory.
Come on!Copy !req
587. You're making me nervous.
I'm making you nervous. Give me that!Copy !req
588. Could it be the "front gate" one?
Yeah, front gate.Copy !req
589. Come on!
Come on!Copy !req
590. Get inside! Hurry!Copy !req
591. Mom, hurry up!
Come on!Copy !req
592. Mom, hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
593. Mom, come on!
Hurry up!Copy !req
594. Mom, are you okay?Copy !req
595. What exactly is that?Copy !req
596. Spider, man.Copy !req
597. How's the lock-Down holding?
This one's pretty good.Copy !req
598. They're holding, but we
don't have much time.Copy !req
599. Okay. All the doors are locked
and secured.Copy !req
600. No breaches out front. I haven't heard
a sound. I think the doors will hold.Copy !req
601. Someone ought to get back there...
Go.Copy !req
602. We have a right to know
what's going on.Copy !req
603. Those things killed Leroy.Copy !req
604. Bob Miller, my best customer,
was hanging from my ceiling.Copy !req
605. What am I doing on the radio?Copy !req
606. I've been telling you about
the invasion for months.Copy !req
607. Am I talking to myself?
I'm here for you.Copy !req
608. You saying those things are aliens?
You're not listening...Copy !req
609. Mom, they have to be quiet.Copy !req
610. Those weren't aliens.
Those were big-Ass spiders.Copy !req
611. Really big ones!
Shut up!Copy !req
612. Let's listen to the kid.
For once.Copy !req
613. Go on, Mike.Copy !req
614. First of all, the spiders are attracted
to vibrations. That includes:Copy !req
615. Loud noises,
movement and talking.Copy !req
616. So everybody needs to stay as calm
and quiet as possible.Copy !req
617. Why didn't you call in the Army?
Where have you been, Wade?Copy !req
618. The phones are dead.
Does anyone have a cell phone?Copy !req
619. Use mine. You have to climb a mountain
for a signal.Copy !req
620. Use the antenna on the mall.
That's how I get my broadcast out.Copy !req
621. Have someone climb and get a signal.
That's a great idea.Copy !req
622. Be a hero.Copy !req
623. I'll do it.Copy !req
624. No, Sam. Let me.Copy !req
625. I got your back.Copy !req
626. Great.
I've fought aliens my whole life.Copy !req
627. About time I busted up a few of them.
Face to face.Copy !req
628. They're not aliens.
They're spiders!Copy !req
629. Those of you without weapons,
arm yourselves...Copy !req
630. with anything that you can dig up.
Then we'll meet back here.Copy !req
631. Norman?Copy !req
632. Show me the way to the roof.
Where?Copy !req
633. The roof, Norman!
The roof. The roof!Copy !req
634. How's it looking?
Roof's clear.Copy !req
635. Be careful, Chris.Copy !req
636. Thanks, Sam.Copy !req
637. I've been trying to say something
to you, so I'll just say it.Copy !req
638. Okay, take these. You'll need them.
Perfume?Copy !req
639. Spiders have a developed sense of smell.
The perfume could confuse them.Copy !req
640. Great. We die, we die smelling nice.
Nobody is dying, okay?Copy !req
641. That's the one who busted up
my trailer.Copy !req
642. I bet you he's their leader.Copy !req
643. Come on.Copy !req
644. You have the phone?
I thought you did.Copy !req
645. You said you had it.Copy !req
646. Yeah, I got it. Sorry.Copy !req
647. I got confused.Copy !req
648. Damn it.Copy !req
649. I got a signal.
Great. Now, how about dialing?Copy !req
650. 911 emergency.Copy !req
651. I'm calling from Prosperity, Arizona.
My name is Chris McCormack.Copy !req
652. I know how this sounds, but believe me.
It's the truth.Copy !req
653. Our town is being attacked by giant spiders.
We need military intervention.Copy !req
654. This is not Dial-A-Joke.
This is not a crank.Copy !req
655. I'm hanging up on you.
Don't hang up. Please!Copy !req
656. It's an invasion!Copy !req
657. They're here!
They're here!Copy !req
658. That's what I've been telling you.Copy !req
659. I don't know if those gates
will hold.Copy !req
660. I have to find Wade.Copy !req
661. Has anyone seen Wade?Copy !req
662. He went through a door
back there.Copy !req
663. Between the Sewing Center
and the Cinemaplex?Copy !req
664. He's going into the mines
through the storage room.Copy !req
665. Take everyone who's hurt and the kids
to that storage room.Copy !req
666. Norman, show them.
Now! Go!Copy !req
667. Here we go!Copy !req
668. Get ready.Copy !req
669. Get ready!
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
670. Got one!Copy !req
671. Everybody get to the basement, now!
Hurry!Copy !req
672. Pete, come on!Copy !req
673. Go, Sam! Get downstairs!
I'll find another way out!Copy !req
674. Guys, go!Copy !req
675. Come on!Copy !req
676. It's locked!
What?Copy !req
677. He must have locked it.
We're trapped.Copy !req
678. Get back!
You eight-Legged freaks!Copy !req
679. My God! There's so many!
Harlan, get up here!Copy !req
680. I'm afraid of heights.Copy !req
681. Heights?
Are you afraid of spiders?Copy !req
682. Come on, Harlan!
I'll try to lead them away.Copy !req
683. You'll what?Copy !req
684. Defend the human race.Copy !req
685. What are you, insane?Copy !req
686. You'll never get that anal probe
near me.Copy !req
687. Harlan, no!Copy !req
688. You know what?
Let's just go back inside.Copy !req
689. Locked.Copy !req
690. Plan B?Copy !req
691. I tell you what.
We're just gonna run away.Copy !req
692. Yeah?Copy !req
693. Okay.Copy !req
694. Bret?Copy !req
695. Wade?Copy !req
696. What are you doing here?
I can't find my way out.Copy !req
697. You won't believe me,
but I've been chased by giant spiders.Copy !req
698. Down here?Copy !req
699. A second ago they were right behind me,
but I think I lost them.Copy !req
700. No, you didn't.Copy !req
701. Go! Go, go!Copy !req
702. Sam!Copy !req
703. Chris, where are you?
Sam, I'm up here!Copy !req
704. What the hell
are you doing up there?Copy !req
705. Just chilling. Get me out of here!
Back up.Copy !req
706. Wait. You push and I'll pull.Copy !req
707. Ashley?Copy !req
708. Mom?Copy !req
709. Wade locked the door.Copy !req
710. They're all around us!
Everybody hide. Take cover!Copy !req
711. Bret?Copy !req
712. Behind you!Copy !req
713. Bret?
Ashley.Copy !req
714. We better hurry!
Everybody, let's move. Come on!Copy !req
715. Into the mines. Hurry!Copy !req
716. There's gotta be flashlights
or something.Copy !req
717. Grab one of these.Copy !req
718. Cool, a miner's helmet.
I always wanted to try one.Copy !req
719. Can you lead these people out of here?
You bet. Come on, everybody. Let's go.Copy !req
720. This should hold him.Copy !req
721. I hope.Copy !req
722. How do we get out?Copy !req
723. We follow the power lines to a generator.
They're always near an exit.Copy !req
724. Come on. Not that way. Hurry!
This way.Copy !req
725. Follow the kid!Copy !req
726. Hurry up!Copy !req
727. You went back for that?
Lose that thing. It'll slow us down.Copy !req
728. This saved my ass
so many times today.Copy !req
729. What's that smell?Copy !req
730. Wasn't me.Copy !req
731. Methane gas. A lot of it.Copy !req
732. Listen up!Copy !req
733. The slightest spark or an open flame
can blow us all to hell.Copy !req
734. So be careful. Let's go.Copy !req
735. Cables lead to a generator.
Follow the cables.Copy !req
736. Cables.Copy !req
737. Way to a generator.Copy !req
738. You guys!Copy !req
739. It's this way!Copy !req
740. Follow the cables.
The cables lead to a generator.Copy !req
741. Follow the cables.Copy !req
742. Norman!
Somebody save him!Copy !req
743. No gunfire! No gunfire!
It will set off the gas.Copy !req
744. Catch!Copy !req
745. Come on, hurry!
Into the tunnel. Follow the cables.Copy !req
746. Let's go!Copy !req
747. People, hold on!Copy !req
748. What the hell is this?Copy !req
749. What's going on?
I don't know.Copy !req
750. That spider back there,
was that the female?Copy !req
751. No. That was just another male.Copy !req
752. The female is three times as big.Copy !req
753. So she's probably still close by,
right?Copy !req
754. Yeah, I'd say so.Copy !req
755. Go back with your sister.
Go back with your sister!Copy !req
756. Why are you here?
Mom sent me.Copy !req
757. Why?
You don't want to know.Copy !req
758. We have to do it.
It's the only way out.Copy !req
759. Oh, my God.Copy !req
760. What the hell?Copy !req
761. What is it?Copy !req
762. I think it's alive.Copy !req
763. Don't touch it.Copy !req
764. Don't...Copy !req
765. It's Wade.Copy !req
766. Bret, just go, okay? Just go.Copy !req
767. Let's get him down.Copy !req
768. Wade.Copy !req
769. I don't feel so hot.
Hold on a second.Copy !req
770. Look at the size of that.Copy !req
771. What the hell is this place, Mike?Copy !req
772. It looks like an orb weaver den.
Get us out of here.Copy !req
773. I can't.
Why not?Copy !req
774. Is there a chance that Gladys
is still alive?Copy !req
775. It's possible.
Are you crazy?Copy !req
776. You'll have to get out without me.
Follow the wires.Copy !req
777. There's a shed outside
with a generator.Copy !req
778. Start it quickly.
What are you up to?Copy !req
779. I got an idea.Copy !req
780. I get it. Everybody, come on.Copy !req
781. Follow the cables.
This way. Come on.Copy !req
782. Bret, I'll need your bike.
My bike?Copy !req
783. Just do it.
All right, kids, come on.Copy !req
784. Leave it there. I've been trying
to say this for a while.Copy !req
785. Now?
Yes, I may not get another chance.Copy !req
786. I should've said this a long time ago.
I know.Copy !req
787. You beat up my ex because you found
out he was cheating.Copy !req
788. You couldn't tell me because
you didn't want to break up my family.Copy !req
789. And you've always loved me.Copy !req
790. And if you'd said something,
maybe our lives would be different.Copy !req
791. Exactly.Copy !req
792. Your father told me.Copy !req
793. My dad told you?Copy !req
794. Now, get moving so you can
make it up to me later.Copy !req
795. Go on.Copy !req
796. That was easy.Copy !req
797. Gladys.Copy !req
798. This way. Follow me. Come on.Copy !req
799. Breathe.Copy !req
800. You're alive.Copy !req
801. You look like an angel.Copy !req
802. All that gold.Copy !req
803. Gold?Copy !req
804. Right behind you.Copy !req
805. The Agua Mesa lode.
He found it.Copy !req
806. We need to find the generator.Copy !req
807. Mark, get everybody
away from the mines.Copy !req
808. Hurry up. Get away from the mines.
Get up there.Copy !req
809. Mom, what about that one?
Come on.Copy !req
810. I knew he wasn't crazy.Copy !req
811. What are you doing?Copy !req
812. No, no. No smoking.Copy !req
813. We gotta get out of here.Copy !req
814. Stand back.Copy !req
815. Shoot it! Shoot it!Copy !req
816. I'll set off the gas!
I can't!Copy !req
817. Get back.Copy !req
818. Mike, you saved us.Copy !req
819. I need this more than you.Copy !req
820. Damn it. Why isn't it working?
It needs fuel.Copy !req
821. See?
All right, find gas tanks.Copy !req
822. Anything you can find.
We need gasoline.Copy !req
823. Hurry! Hurry!Copy !req
824. What are you doing?
It'll set off the gas.Copy !req
825. Hurry!Copy !req
826. All the gas cans are empty.
We just need one electrical surge.Copy !req
827. Keep looking, everybody.
Don't give up.Copy !req
828. Here, will this work?Copy !req
829. Ashley, you're a genius.Copy !req
830. Switch. Put this on.Copy !req
831. Mom, it worked.Copy !req
832. Adios, Consuela.Copy !req
833. Fire!Copy !req
834. Aunt Gladys, are you okay?Copy !req
835. Not my mall. Not my mall.Copy !req
836. Not the mall.
Please, not the mall.Copy !req
837. I hope the insurance pays for this.Copy !req
838. Let's go! Let's go!Copy !req
839. I thought you said 911
didn't believe you.Copy !req
840. They didn't.Copy !req
841. They listen to my broadcast.Copy !req
842. We never miss a show.Copy !req
843. We drove from Tucson.
It sounded like you needed help.Copy !req
844. Where are the aliens?Copy !req
845. How many times do I have to tell you?
They're not aliens, okay?Copy !req
846. They're spiders who grew
because they ingested toxic waste.Copy !req
847. That's a more believable
explanation.Copy !req
848. I had to drag that barrel out of the water.
I got covered in it.Copy !req
849. And your point is?
Point?Copy !req
850. See this? All brand new. Brand new growth.
Check it out. Brand new.Copy !req
851. Are you all right?Copy !req
852. Do you smoke?
No.Copy !req
853. Good.Copy !req
854. Dangerous habit. Disgusting.
Causes explosions. Wish I'd never started.Copy !req
855. Any more people down in those mines?
My aunt was the only one alive.Copy !req
856. I checked the other cocoons,
but nobody made it.Copy !req
857. We got cocoons.
Told you it would be worth the ride.Copy !req
858. Glad you came back home?Copy !req
859. Yeah, I am.Copy !req
860. Me too.Copy !req
861. That is the story of how the aliens
attacked our sleepy town.Copy !req
862. To this day, people refuse to believe
what happened here.Copy !req
863. They'd lead you to believe
I would embellish this story.Copy !req
864. But we know the truth.Copy !req
865. Two things I forgot to tell you.Copy !req
866. They never did get
that probe near me.Copy !req
867. And two: As far as Chris McCormack
reopening the gold mines...Copy !req
868. and putting everyone
back to work...Copy !req
869. Well, that, my friends...Copy !req
870. is another story altogether.Copy !req