1. Aalgh! Huh?Copy !req
2. Aaaah! Unh!Copy !req
3. Huh?Copy !req
4. Aah!Copy !req
5. Aaaah!Copy !req
6. Aaaaah!Copy !req
7. Trouble!Copy !req
8. [Ed]
'Bad!'Copy !req
9. 'Big!'Copy !req
10. Aah!Copy !req
11. Aah!Copy !req
12. Aaaah!Copy !req
13. Whoo-aah.Copy !req
14. Okay, Jimmy. Ready?Copy !req
15. 'A-a-a-nd action!'Copy !req
16. Okay! Argh!Copy !req
17. Avast, ye barnacle-biting bully!Copy !req
18. For I, the dread pirateCopy !req
19. heel-haw cruickshank, will swashCopy !req
20. your buckle and yardarm
your sea legs!Copy !req
21. Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!Copy !req
22. What the heck was that?Copy !req
23. Come on. Say it like
you mean it.Copy !req
24. You're a blood thirsty scourge
of the seven seas, silly.Copy !req
25. I found it, Sarah!Copy !req
26. A-a-a-nd action!Copy !req
27. Save yourselves!Copy !req
28. Ohh! Save three of your friends!Copy !req
29. Trouble! Bad!Copy !req
30. Ed: Big!Copy !req
31. "Beloved parents, by the timeCopy !req
32. you read this, I will
be long... uh, far.."Copy !req
33. 'Oh, dear!'Copy !req
34. 'Gah! G-gah! G—'Copy !req
35. "Dearest mother and father,Copy !req
36. it is with great shame.."Copy !req
37. Huh?Copy !req
38. "... that I regretfully..Copy !req
39. confess to.."Copy !req
40. "I regretfully confess to my
involvement in the inexcusableCopy !req
41. "unconscionable, reprehensibleCopy !req
42. "abhorrent, detrimentalCopy !req
43. "detestable, immoralCopy !req
44. "thoughtless! Hurtful!Copy !req
45. What have we done?Copy !req
46. Yeow!Copy !req
47. Hmm?Copy !req
48. Dou-u-u-ble D!Copy !req
49. Aaah-ha-ha!Copy !req
50. Grrrr!Copy !req
51. Um, my little Eddy's not
home right now!Copy !req
52. Don't hurt me!Copy !req
53. Trouble!
Ba-a-a-d!Copy !req
54. It wasn't my fault, I swear!Copy !req
55. Ed, you idiot!Copy !req
56. 'I thought it was
those sore losers!'Copy !req
57. What do we do, Eddy?
What do we do?Copy !req
58. What happened
to sockhead?Copy !req
59. Ah-choo!Copy !req
60. Here, hold this!Copy !req
61. We're fugitives, Eddy!Copy !req
62. Are you aware of the
consequences we're about toCopy !req
63. endure, all because of our
misguided chicanery?Copy !req
64. Ohh!Copy !req
65. Too late! Quick!Copy !req
66. My brother's room!Copy !req
67. Aah!Copy !req
68. Eddy, do you think this is wise?Copy !req
69. They'll never find us in here!Copy !req
70. - Aha!
- Huh?Copy !req
71. Shh!Copy !req
72. This is all your
fault, sockhead!Copy !req
73. My fault?Copy !req
74. Funny, isn't it, how
it's always my faultCopy !req
75. when yet another of your
amazing scams goes awry?Copy !req
76. Yeah, well, I didn't
see you stop me!Copy !req
77. You should have known
it would go bad!Copy !req
78. And, boy, did it go bad!Copy !req
79. [Ed]
We are not long
for this world!Copy !req
80. The window!Copy !req
81. What's with my brother
and these stupid bricks?Copy !req
82. Eddy, look! This heat vent
will lead to an escape!Copy !req
83. Over here, guys!Copy !req
84. My lucky mutated horsey
will save us!Copy !req
85. Eddy..Copy !req
86. the door won't
hold for much longer!Copy !req
87. Don't just stand there!Copy !req
88. Do something!Copy !req
89. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
90. [Ed]
'Giddyap, horsey!'Copy !req
91. Do not let your mutated
lumps slow you down!Copy !req
92. More bricks, double D!Copy !req
93. [Ed]
'Oh, oh, oh!
This-a-way, guys! Look!'Copy !req
94. "In case of movie,
break glass"?Copy !req
95. Bingo! My bro's always prepared!Copy !req
96. [ka-ching]
A peanut?Copy !req
97. Cheap movie.Copy !req
98. Lemme through!
End of the line, dorks!Copy !req
99. Oomph!Copy !req
100. It was just a scam, double D!Copy !req
101. How could it go so wrong?Copy !req
102. Eddy, the laws of probability
can be a real mean—Copy !req
103. Shut my mouth!Copy !req
104. 'Eddy! A key!'Copy !req
105. 'It must be for my
brother's car!'Copy !req
106. 'Eddy, we're too young
to drive!'Copy !req
107. Get in! Get in!Copy !req
108. 'Come on!'Copy !req
109. It's no use, Eddy!Copy !req
110. It ain't working!Copy !req
111. Rolf's vengeance will
be slow and painful!Copy !req
112. [Ed]
'I am Ed!'Copy !req
113. 'Cheese and macaroni!'Copy !req
114. They're getting away, guys!Copy !req
115. There is no escaping..Copy !req
116. Right behind you, man.Copy !req
117. Let's go see, Jimmy!Copy !req
118. Yowza! What do you think they
did this time, Jimmy?Copy !req
119. Whatever it was, it
must be worser than ever.Copy !req
120. I think I'm gonna
be sick!Copy !req
121. Not in my brother's
car, you're not!Copy !req
122. Let 'em have it, buddy!Copy !req
123. so much undone, unsaid!Copy !req
124. Mother and father will
be so annoyed!Copy !req
125. Yeowch!Copy !req
126. [Ed]
'They got me, guys!'Copy !req
127. I'm a goner!Copy !req
128. Save yourselves!Copy !req
129. 'Don't forget about me!'Copy !req
130. See ya.Copy !req
131. Ed!Copy !req
132. - 'Oh, help me!'
- 'Now what?'Copy !req
133. 'He-e-e-lp!'Copy !req
134. He's a maniac, I tell ya!Copy !req
135. Aah!Copy !req
136. Run!Copy !req
137. Prepare for Rolf's..Copy !req
138. Plank's freaking out!Copy !req
139. Double D! You got
any great ideas?Copy !req
140. How do you like your
face— fried or scrambled?Copy !req
141. Edd, the door—
the door left me!Copy !req
142. Go, Rolf, go!Copy !req
143. Ed, fingers!Copy !req
144. 'You're going down, dude.'Copy !req
145. - Eek!
- Time for payback!Copy !req
146. I want first crack at them!Copy !req
147. Like, thanks for the
help up here, guys.Copy !req
148. Duh!Copy !req
149. It wasn't me!
Eddy did it!Copy !req
150. In your dreams!Copy !req
151. It was double D!Copy !req
152. Um, excuse me.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
153. Save one for me!Copy !req
154. You thought they'd
seen the last of me!Copy !req
155. Aaah!Copy !req
156. Do-o-o-o-rks!Copy !req
157. 'Kevin!'Copy !req
158. 'Kevin! Where are you?'Copy !req
159. 'I can't believe it.
I almost had them.'Copy !req
160. We can't let this go, man—Copy !req
161. 'not after what they did!'Copy !req
162. 'What do we do now?'Copy !req
163. Wait for them to come back?Copy !req
164. 'cause I got like a millionCopy !req
165. things to do— hair extensionsCopy !req
166. exfoliating scrubs, spray tanCopy !req
167. fingernails glued and polishedCopy !req
168. a pumice foot-filing..Copy !req
169. Shed tears no more,
puss-bucket Nazz girl.Copy !req
170. Rolf will unearth the Ed boys
and squash them like theCopy !req
171. parasites that infest
Wilfred's tokus!Copy !req
172. This is Rolf's word... dawg!Copy !req
173. They're gonna wish
they never messedCopy !req
174. with Nazz van Fartenschmear!Copy !req
175. I ain't going near that one
with a 10-foot pole, buddy!Copy !req
176. Say what?Copy !req
177. You're reading my mind, plank.Copy !req
178. It's time to call
in the special forces!Copy !req
179. 'Those thieves
couldn't have got far.'Copy !req
180. - I'm gettin' my bike.
- Yes!Copy !req
181. - Rolf will draw forth —
- Wait up, Kev!Copy !req
182. Rolf will draw forth a
pig-squark of retribution!Copy !req
183. The Ed boys shall riddle
Rolf's ride no more!Copy !req
184. 'Wilfred, to the shed!'Copy !req
185. - Pigs are so gross.
- Oh, gosh, Sarah.Copy !req
186. They're gonna hunt down the Eds.Copy !req
187. What on earth did they do?Copy !req
188. I don't know, Jimmy!Copy !req
189. Think of what they'll
do to them, Sarah.Copy !req
190. It'll be worse than
soap in your eye!Copy !req
191. Worser than polyester chafing!Copy !req
192. Let's have a picnic and watch!Copy !req
193. Oh, yay, Sarah!Copy !req
194. I wouldn't miss
this Ed thrashingCopy !req
195. for all the shoulder
pads in the world!Copy !req
196. Aaah!Copy !req
197. We lost them!Copy !req
198. How can you be so
certain, Eddy?Copy !req
199. Those chumps will
never catch us now!Copy !req
200. From here on out, it's
nothing but smooth sailing!Copy !req
201. Way to go, Lummox!Copy !req
202. The only rock for miles,
and you had to hit it!Copy !req
203. Seat belts certainly
are a trusted friend.Copy !req
204. I've followed all the rulesCopy !req
205. lived a life of decency
and principle!Copy !req
206. So, why shouldn't I trust my
instincts that one day, theseCopy !req
207. shortsighted, sophomoric shell
games would go too far?Copy !req
208. double D's dark side makes
my armpits sweat, Eddy.Copy !req
209. What doesn't?Copy !req
210. Lost souls are we, gentlemen—Copy !req
211. doomed for eternity!Copy !req
212. - Gah.
- 'Lighten up, sockhead!'Copy !req
213. Hasn't Eddy always
steered you right?Copy !req
214. Don't answer that.Copy !req
215. If I might partake in this chat,
could we not join at the circus?Copy !req
216. - Eddy could be the world's...
- 'Ow! Stop!'Copy !req
217. It doesn't go that way!Copy !req
218. [Ed]
Shortest elephant!Copy !req
219. And you, double D,
can be the clown.Copy !req
220. I suppose one could get used toCopy !req
221. the confining
nature of tights.Copy !req
222. Talk about stupid!Copy !req
223. If we're going anywhere, I knowCopy !req
224. a place so out of the wayCopy !req
225. it's practically invisible.Copy !req
226. Dare I ask?Copy !req
227. and?Copy !req
228. Yeah, Eddy! And?Copy !req
229. And..Copy !req
230. If any of those losers findCopy !req
231. us there, they'll be mailed backCopy !req
232. to peach creek in a body cast.Copy !req
233. Where are we going, Eddy?Copy !req
234. My big bro's place!Copy !req
235. Hmm..Copy !req
236. Eddy, I have my doubts yourCopy !req
237. brother would offer
us sanctuary.Copy !req
238. What? Are you kiddin' me?Copy !req
239. We're kinda connected—
like twins!Copy !req
240. Brain-wave stuff— he's
talking to me right now.Copy !req
241. Come on!Copy !req
242. Oh, boy, oh, boy!Copy !req
243. He's waitin' for us!Copy !req
244. Eddy's brother is so cool!Copy !req
245. 'There.'Copy !req
246. Wait for me, fella-a-a-s!Copy !req
247. Shed a tear 'cause captain
Melon head and splinterCopy !req
248. the wonder wood are here!Copy !req
249. W-w-w-w-hoa.Copy !req
250. Holy toledo, splinter!Copy !req
251. My melon-vision! It's gone!Copy !req
252. Who's an idiot?Copy !req
253. It's melon time!Copy !req
254. Nature's so gross, Kevin.Copy !req
255. These bugs are, like,
freaking me out!Copy !req
256. Get a grip, Nazz!Copy !req
257. This rage train ain't stoppin'Copy !req
258. till I thump those three twerps!Copy !req
259. Whoa.Copy !req
260. - Kevin, stop!
- Aah!Copy !req
261. Aah!Copy !req
262. Ow! That hurt!Copy !req
263. Oh, man!
I'm so sorry!Copy !req
264. Ohh! I'm okay.Copy !req
265. It was totally my fault.Copy !req
266. 'This can't be happening.'Copy !req
267. My bike's thrashed!Copy !req
268. Hello? Remember me?Copy !req
269. Nazz, we need to figure outCopy !req
270. where those foul-ups
took off to and head them off.Copy !req
271. I'm pretty sure they won't beCopy !req
272. going back to the cul-de-sac.Copy !req
273. Not after what they did.Copy !req
274. That would be the last
thing they'd do.Copy !req
275. They're, like, such cowards!Copy !req
276. 'Good one, Nazz.'Copy !req
277. Say, have you got one of
those hairpin things?Copy !req
278. Totally!Copy !req
279. Cowards run and hide, right?Copy !req
280. so who's the one person in theCopy !req
281. world that Eddy trusts, besidesCopy !req
282. his two loser pals?Copy !req
283. What about his brother?Copy !req
284. That little twerp
wouldn't have the..Copy !req
285. That's it! They're going to
Eddy's brother's place.Copy !req
286. Nazz, you're awesome, babe.Copy !req
287. hold it!Copy !req
288. Eddy's brother will
murder us if he finds outCopy !req
289. we're after his
little brother!Copy !req
290. We're wasting time!Copy !req
291. We got to get those dorks
before they get there.Copy !req
292. If they get there before we get
there, they'll never get theirs.Copy !req
293. - What?
- 'Forget it.'Copy !req
294. We gotta go.Copy !req
295. We must not be seen, or the
Ed boys will surely flee.Copy !req
296. Wilfred, lay low and follow
Rolf's posterior.Copy !req
297. Ed boys!Copy !req
298. Don't ever... do that... again!Copy !req
299. The Ed boys think they have
played Rolf as a Tony Baloney.Copy !req
300. But they have yet to feel the
wrath of this side of my temper!Copy !req
301. Phooey!Copy !req
302. Wilfred! You interrupt
Rolf's study!Copy !req
303. Do you think this is
party time for 1999?Copy !req
304. No!Copy !req
305. Aha!Copy !req
306. Wilfred! Has your
think box collapsed?Copy !req
307. Do not eat Rolf's pillows!Copy !req
308. Back, I say!Copy !req
309. Wait! Wilfred!
Ah-hoo-hoo!Copy !req
310. cursed swine!Copy !req
311. Consider yourself stricken fromCopy !req
312. the annual son-of-a-shepherd
custard bake-off!Copy !req
313. Rolf will have the Ed boys
on a spit by nightfall!Copy !req
314. [Ed]
'Can your brother send me
brain waves, too, Eddy?'Copy !req
315. If only you had a brain, Ed.Copy !req
316. [Ed]
Come on, Eddy. Have a heart.Copy !req
317. Courage— courage, Eddward.Copy !req
318. Yee-ha!Copy !req
319. "Private property?"Copy !req
320. Um, fellas!Copy !req
321. Wait! Stop!Copy !req
322. Come back!
We're trespassing!Copy !req
323. Trespass, schmetpass!
It's a shortcut.Copy !req
324. Look, guys!
Moo-moos there!Copy !req
325. Moo-moos everywhere!Copy !req
326. 'My bro owns a billion cows..'Copy !req
327. 'a regular stampede of them.'Copy !req
328. Ahh.Copy !req
329. Your brother's got
moo-moos, Eddy?Copy !req
330. Haven't we poked and prodded
fate enough for one day, Eddy?Copy !req
331. - I'm frightened.
- Poor, little ol' sockhead.Copy !req
332. You're so "neeve."Copy !req
333. I think you mean "naive," Eddy.Copy !req
334. That, too. My big bro would
never let anything happen to me.Copy !req
335. And I'll tell you what— I'll
put in a good word for you two.Copy !req
336. Thank you, Eddy.Copy !req
337. Your brother certainly is a kindCopy !req
338. upstanding, and generous
human being.Copy !req
339. He's got moo-moos,
Double D!Copy !req
340. Yes, well..Copy !req
341. what's our estimated
time of arrival toCopy !req
342. your brother's sanctuary, Eddy?Copy !req
343. Beats me. I don't know
where he lives.Copy !req
344. Pardon?Copy !req
345. Are you saying all this timeCopy !req
346. you've been leading
us to nowhere?Copy !req
347. Nope. I'm taking you to my
bro's house, smart guy.Copy !req
348. You just have to figure
out where it is.Copy !req
349. Ohh, let me, Eddy!
I have a good figure.Copy !req
350. The hills are alive, Eddy!Copy !req
351. Yeah, with the sounds
of an idiot.Copy !req
352. Hold it right there!Copy !req
353. We're not taking one more stepCopy !req
354. until we've deduced
the whereaboutsCopy !req
355. of your brother, Eddy!Copy !req
356. Forget to pay the brain bill?Copy !req
357. But, Eddy, your brother'sCopy !req
358. always been somewhat
of an enigma!Copy !req
359. I've got nothing to go on!Copy !req
360. Better hurry up.
Big bro's a-waitin'!Copy !req
361. Oh, whoa! Eddy!Copy !req
362. Do you think I could get your
brother's autograph?Copy !req
363. Like this one?Copy !req
364. Eddy's brother's autograph!Copy !req
365. Thank you.Copy !req
366. 'Give it back, Ed! My brother
sent me that postcard!'Copy !req
367. You're gonna wreck it!Copy !req
368. Autograph, Eddy!Copy !req
369. I'll autograph your
head with my foot!Copy !req
370. 'Gimme it!'Copy !req
371. A postcard?Copy !req
372. 'This could provide
the very clue we need!'Copy !req
373. Hey! Gimme that!Copy !req
374. 'A postmark should lead
us directly to... drats!'Copy !req
375. - It's illegible!
- It's not!Copy !req
376. You probably smudged it!Copy !req
377. 'May I borrow this, Ed?
Thank you.'Copy !req
378. [Ed]
'I drew a picture for
your brother, Eddy!'Copy !req
379. Think he'll like it?Copy !req
380. Uh... hey, sockhead,
where'd you go?Copy !req
381. Eddy, I found a link
with key communicativesCopy !req
382. We've had with your brother.Copy !req
383. 'Among those, his shudder some'Copy !req
384. 'stink-bomb recipes,
his heinous'Copy !req
385. 'hot sauces— oh,
and my favorite—'Copy !req
386. malicious misleading
treasure mapsCopy !req
387. together with other
contentious, callous consCopy !req
388. lead me to suspect your
brother's quite the jokester.Copy !req
389. You better believe it.
He's the king, baby.Copy !req
390. Yes, well, where could
one groom this tendency toCopy !req
391. 'pranks and puerile
practical jokes?'Copy !req
392. I got it!Copy !req
393. It says so on my comic book—Copy !req
394. [Ed]
'"Pranks and puerile practical'Copy !req
395. 'jokes at the lemon brook
gag factory."'Copy !req
396. That's quite a
coincidence.Copy !req
397. Lemon brook? Bunch of
mascot-hating, lemon-sucking..Copy !req
398. Nuh-unh, Eddy. No autograph,
no comic book.Copy !req
399. That's it, Eddy.Copy !req
400. Your brother may very
well work thereCopy !req
401. 'or at the very least, be
a regular customer.'Copy !req
402. I bet he's there right now!Copy !req
403. Oh, boy, oh, boy!Copy !req
404. I forget what we're doing!Copy !req
405. On three, Jimmy.Copy !req
406. - One... two... three!
- One... two... three!Copy !req
407. What's the matter, Jimmy?Copy !req
408. I'm not allowed to go
in there, Sarah.Copy !req
409. I still have bad dreams, and my
mom had to buy a mattress cover.Copy !req
410. Okay, but you're
really gonna miss a doozy.Copy !req
411. I hope Kevin knocks
eddy's teeth out.Copy !req
412. Wait for me, girlfriend!Copy !req
413. 'Ugh!'Copy !req
414. Aah!Copy !req
415. Huh?Copy !req
416. Hmm?Copy !req
417. Oh, wait to go, May.Copy !req
418. Yeah, as if our laundry
wasn't dirty enough.Copy !req
419. Quit holding up the line.Copy !req
420. Watch it, Lee!Copy !req
421. That didn't even hurt.Copy !req
422. Get back to work, snout face.Copy !req
423. My skivvies ain't gonna
wash themselves.Copy !req
424. 'Heh, "snout face."'Copy !req
425. 'Good one, Marie.'Copy !req
426. If you guys weren't
such fashion hogs,Copy !req
427. there wouldn't be
all this laundry to do.Copy !req
428. Help me.
Don't hurt me.Copy !req
429. Looks like someone left
something in their pocket.Copy !req
430. What is it?Copy !req
431. Looks like it's
what's-his-face.Copy !req
432. 'Let's call him "Dutch."'Copy !req
433. A little far from home,
aren't you, Dutch?Copy !req
434. Uh-oh, looks like
Dutch needs a diaper.Copy !req
435. I'm fine. Really, I am.Copy !req
436. 'Aw, he's squirming.'Copy !req
437. Dutch ain't a baby.Copy !req
438. He's a big, growing man.Copy !req
439. I bet he wants a date.Copy !req
440. Where's my flowers, Dutch?Copy !req
441. Aw, my man doesn't need
to give me any flowers.Copy !req
442. He just needs to do my laundry.Copy !req
443. Knock yourself out, Dutch.Copy !req
444. Babies don't do laundry.Copy !req
445. He's mine. Give me my man.Copy !req
446. Laundry boy's all mine, Lee.Copy !req
447. Back off, Marie.Copy !req
448. Baby's mine.Copy !req
449. I'm getting stretch marks.Copy !req
450. Stop! I just wanted to see Ed,
Edd, and Eddy get clobbered.Copy !req
451. What did you say about
our boyfriends?Copy !req
452. 'None of your beeswax!'Copy !req
453. My hero.Copy !req
454. - Leave her alone!
- 'Aah, aah, aah!'Copy !req
455. What did I ever do to you?Copy !req
456. Get off me. Let me go.Copy !req
457. So, none of our beeswax, huh?Copy !req
458. What a shame.Copy !req
459. Ooh, that's so gross!Copy !req
460. A wet willy!Copy !req
461. Oh, the horror.Copy !req
462. So, tell us, twerp.Copy !req
463. What do you and Dutch know
about our boyfriends, hmm?Copy !req
464. 'Stop! Get off!'Copy !req
465. The Eds did
something really bad.Copy !req
466. Something big happened because
everyone's angry and chasingCopy !req
467. 'after them to give them
their just deserts.'Copy !req
468. I'm such snitch.Copy !req
469. Did you hear what Dutch said?Copy !req
470. Ain't nobody beating
up on my man but me.Copy !req
471. Grab the two squirts, girls.Copy !req
472. 'We're gonna need 'em.'Copy !req
473. hmm.Copy !req
474. Hey, double D, check this—Copy !req
475. Ugh!Copy !req
476. Oh, um, cute.Copy !req
477. No, no, not that—Copy !req
478. This!Copy !req
479. Uh-oh.Copy !req
480. I am the mighty Agamassan,
lion from outer space.Copy !req
481. Don't bite me, ohCopy !req
482. 'agama— whatchamacallit.'Copy !req
483. Agamassan, a porous substrate—
how apropos.Copy !req
484. What's that stupid thing?Copy !req
485. Can you see cartoons in it?Copy !req
486. It's a weed whittler.Copy !req
487. - Hmm.
- I will eat you now.Copy !req
488. - Aah!
- Gotcha, eddy.Copy !req
489. Yes, well, it's
all fun and gamesCopy !req
490. but merry making nearly
cost us this sextant.Copy !req
491. You catch that, Ed?Copy !req
492. Uh, the what?Copy !req
493. I missed that.
What's it called?Copy !req
494. It's called a sextantCopy !req
495. an astronomical
instrument used to..Copy !req
496. Again. Sorry, I missed it.Copy !req
497. What's it called?Copy !req
498. It's commonly known
as a sextant, Eddy.Copy !req
499. Say it again, double D.Copy !req
500. Oh, my.Copy !req
501. You won't be giggling when this
unnamed device triangulates ourCopy !req
502. position and gives us a preciseCopy !req
503. heading to the true direction
of the gag factory.Copy !req
504. Want to bet?Copy !req
505. But in order for me to calculateCopy !req
506. our variance to the
gag factory, I'll need..Copy !req
507. Land ho!Copy !req
508. 'This is it!'Copy !req
509. Gag factory! Yay!Copy !req
510. Sanctuary at long last.Copy !req
511. Hey, big bro!Copy !req
512. It's me— Eddy.Copy !req
513. Perhaps the front doors
will yield a response.Copy !req
514. Good idea. I forgot my
big bro hates back doors.Copy !req
515. Me too!Copy !req
516. We are so alike.Copy !req
517. Yeah, right.Copy !req
518. Hmm, Wilfred, look.Copy !req
519. What barbarian would allow theirCopy !req
520. secreting vessels of flesh
to wander the fields?Copy !req
521. Rolf fears an omen
has befallen us.Copy !req
522. 'Guard the provisions.'Copy !req
523. Rolf will interrogate this
caboodle of bovine discord.Copy !req
524. 'Hello.'Copy !req
525. The interrogation
is complete, Wilfred.Copy !req
526. Nothing to fear.Copy !req
527. They didn't!Copy !req
528. Has the world lost its mind?Copy !req
529. The Ed boys now have desecrated
the sac of sustenance.Copy !req
530. Come, Wilfred.Copy !req
531. The Ed boys must not escape.Copy !req
532. Wilfred.Copy !req
533. Wilfred?Copy !req
534. Wilfred?Copy !req
535. Knock, knock. I am Ed.Copy !req
536. Where is he? Do you see him?Copy !req
537. Where are you hiding
at, you big lug?Copy !req
538. Olly olly oxen free!Copy !req
539. Oh, look. Boxes
stuffed with stuff.Copy !req
540. Bro, it's me— Eddy—Copy !req
541. You know, pip-squeak.Copy !req
542. Where is everybody?Copy !req
543. Are you sure this is
the gag factory?Copy !req
544. 'cause I ain't laughing.Copy !req
545. Looks gaggy to me, Eddy.Copy !req
546. 'Ed, comic book, please.'Copy !req
547. - Man, that joke's old.
- 'Exactly.'Copy !req
548. This publication was
printed over 10 years ago.Copy !req
549. "Revolt of the rotting
brains," a classic.Copy !req
550. 'This comic's worthless!'Copy !req
551. Eddy! Oh, where, oh, where
has my rotting brain gone?Copy !req
552. 'We're pooped.'Copy !req
553. We'll never find my
brother, Double D.Copy !req
554. Never say "never," Eddy.Copy !req
555. Perhaps old customer receipts
or employee recordsCopy !req
556. might unearth a clue
to his whereabouts.Copy !req
557. Choo-choo!Copy !req
558. Ooh, look. Box is
stuffed with stuff.Copy !req
559. Not again.Copy !req
560. Ed, we'll
never make headwayCopy !req
561. if you keep rummaging through..Copy !req
562. Chickens, Double D— I
love them to death, I do.Copy !req
563. You can't have a party without
a rubber chicken, Double D.Copy !req
564. Big bro says so.Copy !req
565. Edifying.Copy !req
566. I'll go examine the
factory's filing cabinetsCopy !req
567. 'and see what I
can find.'Copy !req
568. What else you got in
there, Lummox?Copy !req
569. - 'Gum?'
- Lucky me.Copy !req
570. what a chump!Copy !req
571. Ooh, ooh, my stomach, Ed!Copy !req
572. I think I'm gonna..Copy !req
573. Pardon me, miss, but I
think you dropped your lunch.Copy !req
574. Hey, quit tossing my cookies.Copy !req
575. I upped your chuck, Eddy.Copy !req
576. Looks real, don't it?Copy !req
577. No, no homeCopy !req
578. should be without one, Eddy.Copy !req
579. Goodness.Copy !req
580. Have you two forgotten
why we're here?Copy !req
581. Eddy?Copy !req
582. Ed?Copy !req
583. Hello?Copy !req
584. Oh, for Pete's sake.Copy !req
585. If this is some kind of foolishCopy !req
586. joke you're playing,
it's not funny.Copy !req
587. Eddy?Copy !req
588. Ed?Copy !req
589. Is anyone there?Copy !req
590. Run, Double D! Save yourself!Copy !req
591. Eddy! This can't be!Copy !req
592. If looks could kill,
I'd be dead.Copy !req
593. Help me, help me.Copy !req
594. I'm Double D.Copy !req
595. It's a gag, see?Copy !req
596. 'What— did you fall
off the back of a truck?'Copy !req
597. We're sorry, Double D.Copy !req
598. Jelly bean?Copy !req
599. Why, thank you, Ed. These
should prove quite comforting.Copy !req
600. And I am a bit peckish.Copy !req
601. A stubborn lid, this.Copy !req
602. Ah, success.Copy !req
603. Whoa, what's that?Copy !req
604. Dorks.Copy !req
605. 'Hello!'Copy !req
606. 'Wilfred!'Copy !req
607. 'Rolf is so sad.'Copy !req
608. This is true, like a little,
shrinking eggplant skinny boy.Copy !req
609. Rolf cries and cries and cries.Copy !req
610. Stay back or you will
meet Rolf's shoe.Copy !req
611. Mama! Let me go!Copy !req
612. 'The sow has returned!'Copy !req
613. 'Wilfred!'Copy !req
614. 'Stop!'Copy !req
615. Release Rolf!Copy !req
616. Ow.Copy !req
617. Wilfred?Copy !req
618. [Ed]
'Oh, boy, Eddy, did you
see him go flying?'Copy !req
619. 'He flew like a canoe.'Copy !req
620. This doesn't even look
like a jelly bean.Copy !req
621. Just keep your eyes
peeled, chuckles.Copy !req
622. 'Assistance, please!'Copy !req
623. I think he flew over here, Eddy.Copy !req
624. Where?Copy !req
625. What?Copy !req
626. - What?
- Who?Copy !req
627. 'Help!'Copy !req
628. Double D!Copy !req
629. Hey!Copy !req
630. Double D?Copy !req
631. 'Why, you dirty..'Copy !req
632. - Tag, you're it!
- You're dead.Copy !req
633. Oh, look, Double D. I'm flying.Copy !req
634. Idiot.Copy !req
635. 'Get me down from here!'Copy !req
636. Hey, Double D!Copy !req
637. Hey, sockhead, can you see
my bro's place from up there?Copy !req
638. No! Now, get me down.Copy !req
639. - You heard him, Lumpy.
- Hurry, please.Copy !req
640. I'm afraid I can't hold on
for much longer, gentlemen.Copy !req
641. Hit him with something,
Ed— something big.Copy !req
642. Ugh!Copy !req
643. Cold!Copy !req
644. Fancy trick, Eddy.Copy !req
645. Where'd you learn to do that?Copy !req
646. How mortifying.Copy !req
647. My big bro showed me.Copy !req
648. Do tell.Copy !req
649. Yep, my bro's a whiz at
harpooning whales.Copy !req
650. He is?Copy !req
651. Your brother is a whaler?Copy !req
652. My mom's got 50
pounds of blubberCopy !req
653. in the freezer as we speak.Copy !req
654. You mean all this time..Copy !req
655. That's more blubber
than my mom's got.Copy !req
656. And he's got a peg leg, too.Copy !req
657. That's what you get for
wrestling walruses.Copy !req
658. Eddy, if your
brother is a whalerCopy !req
659. then he must
reside by the sea.Copy !req
660. How do we find him, Double D?Copy !req
661. It's quite simple, Ed.Copy !req
662. 'You see, this stream
is a veritable'Copy !req
663. highway that will lead
us straight to it.Copy !req
664. We merely need to float upon the
current, and it will carry us toCopy !req
665. its opening and Eddy's
brother's retreat.Copy !req
666. You've go to get up, jimmy.Copy !req
667. I'm not gonna make it, Sarah.Copy !req
668. Quit your squawking
and keep it moving.Copy !req
669. 'Yeah, you heard her.
We got boyfriends to save.'Copy !req
670. Gee, Lee, I love
your toenail polish.Copy !req
671. I said, "move."Copy !req
672. Isn't that adorable?Copy !req
673. The kid wants to
be just like us.Copy !req
674. Aww.Copy !req
675. Who doesn't?Copy !req
676. She's kind of homely
if you ask me.Copy !req
677. 'Nobody's asking, Marie.'Copy !req
678. Here, kid. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
679. 'Golly gee willikers!'Copy !req
680. Thanks, Lee!Copy !req
681. Yeouch!Copy !req
682. we got chiseled, girls.Copy !req
683. - Move it, Jimmy!
- I got 'em, Lee.Copy !req
684. Out of the way, Marie.Copy !req
685. - 'Oh, no!'
- Aah!Copy !req
686. Jimmy!Copy !req
687. 'Aah!'Copy !req
688. What a couple of brats!Copy !req
689. Teach them a lesson, May!Copy !req
690. - You bet, Lee!
- Oh, aah!Copy !req
691. I got you. I got you.Copy !req
692. I got you. I got you.Copy !req
693. No sign of those
fiends here, Splinter.Copy !req
694. No Eds here.Copy !req
695. What do you mean, "we ain't
getting anywhere?"Copy !req
696. We're taking the what?Copy !req
697. Aah!Copy !req
698. [male #1]
'A bus?'Copy !req
699. My melon rind says
it's trouble, chum.Copy !req
700. I've never taken a bus before.Copy !req
701. Huh? "Nothing to it?"Copy !req
702. Boy, plank, you sure
turn into a fireballCopy !req
703. when you're wearing a mask.Copy !req
704. Okay, then.Copy !req
705. If that means we bring downCopy !req
706. those three maniacsCopy !req
707. we're taking a bus to justice!Copy !req
708. Dude, what's with all
these stupid snake things?Copy !req
709. Shut up.Copy !req
710. 'Kevin, look.'Copy !req
711. You are so on fire today, Nazz.Copy !req
712. - Hmm.
- 'Kev?'Copy !req
713. They were here.
I can feel it.Copy !req
714. Get it, Kevin.Copy !req
715. Ugh!Copy !req
716. What is this... a joke?Copy !req
717. Those two-timing twerps are
really getting to me, man.Copy !req
718. Hey, Kev, check this out.Copy !req
719. "Dusty, dusty, dusty?"
I don't get it.Copy !req
720. Sounds like something
Double D would say.Copy !req
721. Don't you think?Copy !req
722. Don't you?Copy !req
723. 'Aah! Oh!'Copy !req
724. - Nazz!
- 'Kevin!'Copy !req
725. You okay?Copy !req
726. What was up with that?Copy !req
727. - Not my bike!
- I'll get it.Copy !req
728. I think I can reach it, Kev.Copy !req
729. - Whoa!
- Hang on!Copy !req
730. I fell on that
thing over there.Copy !req
731. Dude, what's taking you?Copy !req
732. I'm coming, babe.Copy !req
733. Hey, what are you doing?Copy !req
734. Kevin!Copy !req
735. [Ed]
Eddy!Copy !req
736. It's a duck, see?Copy !req
737. I thought you were
making a boat.Copy !req
738. And a boat it is, Eddy.Copy !req
739. It mimics the common mallard
in order to offer minimalCopy !req
740. disruption to the local fauna.Copy !req
741. It's got a sauna?Copy !req
742. Saunas make me sweat... more.Copy !req
743. My eyes— they're burning!Copy !req
744. You stop that.Copy !req
745. Does it hurt, Double D?Copy !req
746. 'Oh, shush.'Copy !req
747. Can we please get down
to the business at hand?Copy !req
748. Thank you.
Ed, drum roll, please.Copy !req
749. For what?Copy !req
750. By the authority vested
in me, sanctioned by MoiCopy !req
751. I hereby christen this seaworthy
vessel the esteemed, umCopy !req
752. "S.S. Mutant almost
a chicken duck"?Copy !req
753. I'm surprised you
didn't run out of paint.Copy !req
754. Stand clear, gentlemen.Copy !req
755. Hmm.Copy !req
756. Hey, muscles, can we go now?Copy !req
757. My bro will make
us eat a barnacleCopy !req
758. 'if we show up while
he's watching "matlock."'Copy !req
759. Really?Copy !req
760. - He's gonna feed us, Eddy?
- 'Heck, yeah.'Copy !req
761. He was the royal cook for
the king of Englishman.Copy !req
762. You mean "England," Eddy.Copy !req
763. [Ed]
'Alley-oop.'Copy !req
764. - Ah!
- And away we go.Copy !req
765. 'It ain't nothing
but smooth sailing'Copy !req
766. straight to big
bro's place, boys.Copy !req
767. Where'd they go?Copy !req
768. 'You see them, May?'Copy !req
769. Watch your back.Copy !req
770. Get off me.Copy !req
771. I could have sworn
they went this way.Copy !req
772. You'd lose your head
if it weren't nailed down.Copy !req
773. My head ain't nailed.Copy !req
774. 'It's made of wood, ain't it?'Copy !req
775. - 'No, it's not.'
- 'Yes, it is.'Copy !req
776. - No, it's not.
- Pinocchio head.Copy !req
777. 'Marie!'Copy !req
778. Why don't you two quit
thinking about yourselves..Copy !req
779. '... and think about our
boyfriends?'Copy !req
780. 'They need us more
than ever, girls.'Copy !req
781. It's those two runts.Copy !req
782. 'Move it!'Copy !req
783. I think they're gone, Jimmy.Copy !req
784. Shh. Let's get the
heck out of here.Copy !req
785. Flower stems!Copy !req
786. 'Ew, it's a pig.'Copy !req
787. That's Rolf's piggy, Sarah.Copy !req
788. Oh!Copy !req
789. - 'Hello, Wilfred.'
- 'Don't touch it, Jimmy.'Copy !req
790. Enough with the pig.
Let's just go.Copy !req
791. He must smell the sweet aroma of
my noontime nibble.Copy !req
792. 'See? My candied apple, Sarah.'Copy !req
793. 'Why does this place look
familiar?'Copy !req
794. 'That's 'cause we're just
walking around in a circle.'Copy !req
795. 'But that would
mean we're lost.'Copy !req
796. 'Pinocchio head.'Copy !req
797. Whoa!Copy !req
798. Whoa!Copy !req
799. Whew, sorry, mister.Copy !req
800. Must have sure packed
a wallop, huh, plank?Copy !req
801. Plank?Copy !req
802. Unh!Copy !req
803. Buddy.Copy !req
804. Quit freaking me out, Plank.Copy !req
805. Oh, sorry. Excuse me.Copy !req
806. Pardon me.Copy !req
807. Has anybody seen my pal?Copy !req
808. Plank, is that you?Copy !req
809. Pla-a-a-nk!Copy !req
810. Where's your fauna
now, Mr. Duck boat?Copy !req
811. The collision was
unavoidable, Eddy.Copy !req
812. It was the unpredictable
current that proved unfavorable.Copy !req
813. Unbelievable.Copy !req
814. All I know is we're stuck in aCopy !req
815. swamp out in the
middle of nowhere.Copy !req
816. Big bro ain't
gonna be impressed.Copy !req
817. Is that what you think—Copy !req
818. that I'm here to impress
your brother, that ICopy !req
819. would forsake my home and family
for something as trivial as—Copy !req
820. Butter and toast!Copy !req
821. Perhaps we should talk about
you and Ed's immature behavior.Copy !req
822. I'm sure he'd like
to hear about that.Copy !req
823. Well, I'll have you know,
if it hadn't been for my—Copy !req
824. - 'Crocodile attack!'
- Ed!Copy !req
825. He's a mean one.Copy !req
826. You dirty— aha!Copy !req
827. I will chomp you.Copy !req
828. Wait! Where are you two going?Copy !req
829. Oh, dear.Copy !req
830. A malodorous marsh is not a
place to play, gentlemen.Copy !req
831. - Do you hear me?
- 'Over here, sockhead.'Copy !req
832. Hey, help me out of
this molasses.Copy !req
833. It's trying to swallow me.Copy !req
834. Wiggle my toes.
Wiggle my toes.Copy !req
835. Make no sudden movements.Copy !req
836. You're sinking in quicksand!Copy !req
837. Quicksand?
Ed, we're done for!Copy !req
838. We are so in manure.Copy !req
839. Immature, stupid!Copy !req
840. Oh, man, we're
really sinking now.Copy !req
841. "To all the girls
I've loved before."Copy !req
842. No! Ed! Hang on, man.Copy !req
843. Double D!Copy !req
844. Stay calm. Don't panic.Copy !req
845. I got it. Quickly,
take ahold of..Copy !req
846. No. No. No!Copy !req
847. Where are you? Eddy?Copy !req
848. Ed? Oh, don't you
give up on me!Copy !req
849. Answer me!Copy !req
850. Why, oh, why didn't
you listen to me?Copy !req
851. This is all my fault.Copy !req
852. I should never have let you
leave the cul-de-sac.Copy !req
853. 'Thank you, Ed.'Copy !req
854. Goodness, Ed, that's filthy.Copy !req
855. Gotcha.Copy !req
856. Edd, you're such a sap!Copy !req
857. 'This muck's only ankle-deep.'Copy !req
858. Can't sink in it.Copy !req
859. You got that right, EddyCopy !req
860. because sinks are motherCopy !req
861. nature's own cereal bowls.Copy !req
862. Hey, sockhead, where you going?Copy !req
863. You got somewhere to be— what?Copy !req
864. 'Hey!'Copy !req
865. Where you going?Copy !req
866. You're heading back into the
swamp. My bro don't live—Copy !req
867. Don't you dare touch me!Copy !req
868. A sap?Copy !req
869. Well, excuse my sincerity forCopy !req
870. thinking I had lost the only twoCopy !req
871. people I have left
in this world!Copy !req
872. And?Copy !req
873. It's surprising, becauseCopy !req
874. your stubborn, inane desire toCopy !req
875. shock, sandbag, and swindle isCopy !req
876. what brought us here
in the first place!Copy !req
877. [Ed]
'I helped, too.'Copy !req
878. You and your nefarious scams!Copy !req
879. Like you were picking daisies.Copy !req
880. You built the stupid thing.Copy !req
881. If you had paid attention toCopy !req
882. what I said and not
pushed the red button..Copy !req
883. Stop!Copy !req
884. I demand you tickle
each other right now.Copy !req
885. - Stay out of it, Ed!
- Stay out of it, Ed!Copy !req
886. The evil dark side
has consumed them both.Copy !req
887. Trouble!
Bad things!Copy !req
888. 'I've had enough!'Copy !req
889. I'm returning home.Copy !req
890. But we can't go home, Double D.Copy !req
891. I'd rather face my
consequences, Ed, than wanderCopy !req
892. aimlessly with a
so-called friend.Copy !req
893. [Ed]
'Say it ain't so.'Copy !req
894. 'We are three no more,
Eddy, like'Copy !req
895. '"hop,"skip," and no "jump,"'Copy !req
896. 'like "up,"up,"
and no "away,"'Copy !req
897. like "blah,"blah," without
the other "blah."Copy !req
898. Fine! Go home!
I don't blame you!Copy !req
899. Because everything was my fault!Copy !req
900. Yeah, you heard me—
a foul-up wannabe loser!Copy !req
901. Eddy?Copy !req
902. What?Copy !req
903. 'Your shirt, Eddy.'Copy !req
904. My shirt?Copy !req
905. 'Are those salt deposits
from your lamentation?'Copy !req
906. Gotcha.Copy !req
907. We are friends once more, guys!Copy !req
908. To Eddy's big bro's house!Copy !req
909. Not that way, Ed.Copy !req
910. 'This way.'Copy !req
911. You heard my pal, Ed.Copy !req
912. What would you do
without me, Eddy?Copy !req
913. Don't milk it, sockhead.Copy !req
914. 'Aah!'Copy !req
915. Aah!Copy !req
916. 'Aah!'Copy !req
917. Aah! Aah-aah!Copy !req
918. How's your bike?Copy !req
919. Oh, hey, Nazz.Copy !req
920. What was that for, man?Copy !req
921. It's late, and I'm cold.Copy !req
922. Fine. I'll make the fire.Copy !req
923. Sweet.Copy !req
924. 'Wicked fire, Nazz.'Copy !req
925. Can I join you?Copy !req
926. Uh, I got a peanut
butter sandwich.Copy !req
927. I'll split it with ya.Copy !req
928. Sure could use another sandwich.Copy !req
929. Yeah. Sorry about that, dude.Copy !req
930. Oh, don't sweat it, doll.Copy !req
931. Kev..Copy !req
932. sorry I slapped you.Copy !req
933. It's been, like,
such a crazy day today.Copy !req
934. - No foolin'.
- No foolin'.Copy !req
935. Wait. Don't move.Copy !req
936. 'Almost left her
out in the cold.'Copy !req
937. Bad for the paint, you know?Copy !req
938. Ooh!Copy !req
939. That's what I think of
your stupid bike!Copy !req
940. I just don't get her, man.Copy !req
941. 'He-e-e-lp!'Copy !req
942. Yo, Nazz!Copy !req
943. Where are ya?Copy !req
944. Who goes there?Copy !req
945. 'You insubordinate..'Copy !req
946. Ooh! Aah!Copy !req
947. Hello?Copy !req
948. Looks like we lucked out, girls.Copy !req
949. - It's one of them.
- 'Who's after our boyfriends!'Copy !req
950. [Ed]
'Look! Alien
spaceships are docking!'Copy !req
951. 'That's stupid.'Copy !req
952. 'Coleoptera lampyridae.'Copy !req
953. Say what?Copy !req
954. 'Fireflies, Eddy.'Copy !req
955. These nocturnal, luminescentCopy !req
956. beetles will help shed
light on our journey.Copy !req
957. Fancy bug butts, I must say.Copy !req
958. So these things know
where my bro lives?Copy !req
959. Hardly. Pardon me.Copy !req
960. But they can help us find a safe
place to rest for the night.Copy !req
961. We passed a motel a ways back.Copy !req
962. We could have stopped there.Copy !req
963. Motels cost money, Eddy.Copy !req
964. 'scuse me. Have
you any money, Eddy?Copy !req
965. I would if that
stupid scam worked.Copy !req
966. Ed pooped.
Sleepy time, guys.Copy !req
967. An appropriate place
as any, I suppose.Copy !req
968. Nighty-night!Copy !req
969. Ahh. Comfy.Copy !req
970. Eddy, can I have a
good night kiss?Copy !req
971. What are ya?Copy !req
972. Excuse me, Ed.Copy !req
973. "Yet another boulder."Copy !req
974. Hey! Sockhead! Quit turning
everything into your bedroom!Copy !req
975. It's just that it's difficultCopy !req
976. for me to sleep in an
unlabeled environment.Copy !req
977. Snore! I'm getting
some shut-eye.Copy !req
978. Arrgh!Copy !req
979. This bed's killin' me!Copy !req
980. [Ed]
Trade ya, Eddy.Copy !req
981. Quit talkin' in your sleep, Ed!Copy !req
982. What's the use?Copy !req
983. Probably getting back at me.Copy !req
984. For what? I don't know.Copy !req
985. 'Eddy?'Copy !req
986. Eddy!Copy !req
987. Time's up, Dorko!Copy !req
988. What a drip.Copy !req
989. He fell for it like
a ton of canned ham.Copy !req
990. So much for your ride,
huh, tough guy?Copy !req
991. No..!Copy !req
992. Is that Ed's..Copy !req
993. Good lord!Copy !req
994. H-h-horrid! Icky! Foul! F—Copy !req
995. Oh, who am I kidding?Copy !req
996. I just slept in my clothes.Copy !req
997. 'Ohh!'Copy !req
998. Get off!Copy !req
999. Shoulda stayed at that motel!Copy !req
1000. Yep. Belly's empty.Copy !req
1001. Breakfast, Double D?Copy !req
1002. I'm afraid we haven't
any food, Ed.Copy !req
1003. Food for Ed!Copy !req
1004. Eat now! Ed hungry!Copy !req
1005. And his belly's sad!Copy !req
1006. Breakfast for Ed, Eddy!Copy !req
1007. Breakfast? I'm in!Copy !req
1008. - Wait! Where are we going?
- 'Thataboy!'Copy !req
1009. Find me an omelette,
Ed, and some bacon!Copy !req
1010. Stop!Copy !req
1011. Ed!Copy !req
1012. What happened?Copy !req
1013. We seem to be on a
ferris wheel, Eddy!Copy !req
1014. Too high, guys!Copy !req
1015. Ed! Stay calm!Copy !req
1016. No sudden movements, now!Copy !req
1017. Down for Ed, Double D!Copy !req
1018. - 'Ed, no!'
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
1019. Oh, now look what we've done!Copy !req
1020. Goodness gracious!Copy !req
1021. When will this day
of malfunctionCopy !req
1022. and mishap... end?Copy !req
1023. I'm really starting
to hate slap stick.Copy !req
1024. [Ed]
Breakfast, guys!
Finders, keepers!Copy !req
1025. Glutton.Copy !req
1026. "Mondo A-Go Go."Copy !req
1027. Now, why does that
sound familiar?Copy !req
1028. 'It don't! Ed, buy me one of
those corn dogs, will ya?'Copy !req
1029. I could eat a horse!Copy !req
1030. 'Hey, hey, hey!'Copy !req
1031. Get your mitts off my..Copy !req
1032. wallet!Copy !req
1033. 'Eddy, look!'Copy !req
1034. '"Mondo A-Go Go!"'Copy !req
1035. See how the billboard
and the postcardCopy !req
1036. your brother sent you match?Copy !req
1037. He must have mailed it
from this amusement park!Copy !req
1038. It does? It did?Copy !req
1039. He's here?Copy !req
1040. We're here!Copy !req
1041. Big bro!Copy !req
1042. Where are you, buddy?Copy !req
1043. Hey!Copy !req
1044. There's so many places
he could be, Eddy.Copy !req
1045. Oh, boy! Oh, boy! Oh, boy!Copy !req
1046. Big bro! It's me, Eddy!Copy !req
1047. 'Keep looking! Keep looking!'Copy !req
1048. He's got to be around
here somewhere!Copy !req
1049. Bro..!Copy !req
1050. Hey, why don't you quit
standing there and do some—Copy !req
1051. Whale!Copy !req
1052. A whale?Copy !req
1053. 'Eddy, didn't you say your'Copy !req
1054. 'brother was once a whaler?'Copy !req
1055. That's his place?Copy !req
1056. That's got to be his house!Copy !req
1057. Eddy's big bro!Copy !req
1058. I am Ed! See me?Copy !req
1059. - 'I'm okay.'
- Opinion, please, Ed.Copy !req
1060. What do you think?
Plaid, stripes?Copy !req
1061. Uh, perhaps more
conservative, yes?Copy !req
1062. Our problems are over, boys!Copy !req
1063. 'Darn it!'Copy !req
1064. Sarah? Are you okay?Copy !req
1065. 'Oh, phooey!'Copy !req
1066. We fell off that
stupid slippery pigCopy !req
1067. all the way
over here, Jimmy!Copy !req
1068. 'Wilfred can't help his
oily complexion, Sarah.'Copy !req
1069. Oh! I think he wants
us to follow him!Copy !req
1070. - Hurry!
- Oh, for Pete's sake!Copy !req
1071. Super sweet!Copy !req
1072. Your queens in shining
armor have arrived!Copy !req
1073. May? Lee? Marie?Copy !req
1074. We got your back, cutie-pie.Copy !req
1075. 'Double D Edd boy?'Copy !req
1076. It's the dorks!Copy !req
1077. What are they doing here?Copy !req
1078. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1079. Taking care of our boyfriends.Copy !req
1080. They were chasing
you to beat you up.Copy !req
1081. Yeah. No one beats up
our little love muffins.Copy !req
1082. Yes. I mean no.Copy !req
1083. One? Yes?Copy !req
1084. Wilfred! Is that you?Copy !req
1085. I swear, if he eats one more
corn dog off the ground, I'll—Copy !req
1086. - 'Look! It's those twerps!'
- Baby sister!Copy !req
1087. Jeepers, Eds, you're
still in one piece.Copy !req
1088. Did we miss the Eds beating?Copy !req
1089. Nope, you're just in time!Copy !req
1090. No! Wait!Copy !req
1091. In your dreams, shovel-chin.Copy !req
1092. Tell you what?
Why don't you..Copy !req
1093. talk to my bro?Copy !req
1094. He lives here, you know?Copy !req
1095. - Hmm?
- No way.Copy !req
1096. - Could this be true?
- Get in a line, girls.Copy !req
1097. Yeah, I'll tell him how you're
gonna beat up his little bro.Copy !req
1098. 'Park don't open till noon.'Copy !req
1099. I told you it was worth
it the whole time!Copy !req
1100. 'Pip-squeak?'Copy !req
1101. Bro! Look out.Copy !req
1102. 'Mom and dad know you're here?'Copy !req
1103. As if!Copy !req
1104. 'Anyone know you're here?'Copy !req
1105. Only these chumps
who chased us here!Copy !req
1106. 'Just a sec.'Copy !req
1107. 'Aren't those ankle-biters
from the cul-de-sac?'Copy !req
1108. Yeah. And they want to beat
me up, all for nothin'!Copy !req
1109. He's lookin' at you, Rolf.Copy !req
1110. Later.Copy !req
1111. All for nothin', huh?Copy !req
1112. Still the troublemakin'
Eddy, I see.Copy !req
1113. Stop it, bro.Copy !req
1114. I smell my fingers
after I eat cheese.Copy !req
1115. 'Um, I told the guys
you'd put us up..'Copy !req
1116. Ed and Double D.Copy !req
1117. I have big experience on whales.Copy !req
1118. why is your girlfriend
wearing a sock on her head?Copy !req
1119. Girlfriend?Copy !req
1120. Yeah, sure.
I'll help you out.Copy !req
1121. [ka-ching]
Really?Copy !req
1122. Oh, bro! What would
I do without you?Copy !req
1123. - You are so my hero!
- Happy place, Double D!Copy !req
1124. Happy place!Copy !req
1125. Isn't this touching, Sarah?Copy !req
1126. It's like a fairy
tale come true.Copy !req
1127. Eddy and his two stooges got
away with their lives, man.Copy !req
1128. We got burned again!Copy !req
1129. 'Oh, don't!'Copy !req
1130. Just for old times' sake,
let's play uncle.Copy !req
1131. Uncle?Copy !req
1132. Wanna crash at my
place, don't ya?Copy !req
1133. That's why we came
all the way—Copy !req
1134. Uncle! Uncle! Uncle!Copy !req
1135. - Say what?
- Uncle! Uncle, uncle!Copy !req
1136. Oh, my!Copy !req
1137. That was good, pip-squeak.Copy !req
1138. Can we go inside now?Copy !req
1139. Why not?Copy !req
1140. Don't forget to wipe your feet.Copy !req
1141. 'Whoa!'Copy !req
1142. Dude, Eddy's brother
is a real jerk.Copy !req
1143. What's he doing to my man?Copy !req
1144. - 'Bro, give it up.'
- "Give it up"?Copy !req
1145. I thought you wanted
to hang with your hero.Copy !req
1146. I do, bro! I do!Copy !req
1147. 'Mr. Eddy's brother!'Copy !req
1148. As the older sibling, don't you
think you should rather beCopy !req
1149. setting an example for Eddy andCopy !req
1150. not, um, belittle him in
front of his... friends?Copy !req
1151. Belittle?
He's always been little.Copy !req
1152. I like you, girlfriend.Copy !req
1153. You got spunk.Copy !req
1154. - Double D!
- What the heck?Copy !req
1155. Somebody do something!Copy !req
1156. Rolf has had enough of your
blunt doodle, elder one!Copy !req
1157. Prepare yourself for a
merciless thrashing!Copy !req
1158. Hey, bro guy!
Lay off him, man!Copy !req
1159. Yeah, Mr. Macho man!Copy !req
1160. Uncle.Copy !req
1161. Oh, Eddy!
Speak to me!Copy !req
1162. Are you alright?Copy !req
1163. I made it all up, Double D!Copy !req
1164. Everything about my
brother was a lie.Copy !req
1165. I just made things up so people
would like me, think I was cool.Copy !req
1166. 'But, boy, was I wrong..'Copy !req
1167. 'The scam, my brother, this.'Copy !req
1168. When am I gonna learn, Double D?Copy !req
1169. I think you just have, Eddy.Copy !req
1170. 'Grab him!'Copy !req
1171. No! Take me!Copy !req
1172. Okay, I'm sorry! Honest!Copy !req
1173. I didn't mean to hurt you guys!Copy !req
1174. Let Rolf rub the pit
of victory, Ed boy!Copy !req
1175. I'm so glad you're
okay, dude.Copy !req
1176. You're awesome.Copy !req
1177. I am?Copy !req
1178. I got to admit, pal,
that was so choice.Copy !req
1179. It was?Copy !req
1180. What a deadbeat this guyCopy !req
1181. turned out to be.Copy !req
1182. He don't look so tough.Copy !req
1183. 'The time of reckoning
is now, rapscallions!'Copy !req
1184. It's melon time!Copy !req
1185. Where'd he come from?Copy !req
1186. Jonny, wait!Copy !req
1187. No thanks are
necessary, citizens!Copy !req
1188. 'You idiot!
Leave our friends alone!'Copy !req
1189. Back off, Melon dude!Copy !req
1190. Leave some pummels for Rolf!Copy !req
1191. Sorry about that.Copy !req
1192. Say, let's go to my place.Copy !req
1193. 'Jaw breakers are on me!'Copy !req
1194. We did it, Double D!Copy !req
1195. Everyone loves us!Copy !req
1196. We're finally in, baby!Copy !req
1197. And it only took 130 episodesCopy !req
1198. four specials,
and a movie, Eddy.Copy !req
1199. Let's sing a song!Copy !req
1200. First one inside gets to
give him mouth-to-mouth!Copy !req
1201. 'Second verse,
same as the first!'Copy !req
1202. This is your craziest
plan ever, Plank.Copy !req
1203. We'll show them!Copy !req
1204. We'll show them all!Copy !req
1205. What's that?Copy !req
1206. They did, didn't they?Copy !req
1207. Ye-e-e-ah.Copy !req
1208. The goody-goody-two-shoes daysCopy !req
1209. of captain melon head andCopy !req
1210. splinter have come to an end!Copy !req
1211. Out of the darkness will riseCopy !req
1212. the villainous days of the gourdCopy !req
1213. and his evil cohort, timberCopy !req
1214. the dark chard!Copy !req
1215. Together, we will exact revengeCopy !req
1216. on the entire cul-de-sa-a-a-c!Copy !req
1217. Huh?Copy !req
1218. What?Copy !req
1219. There's no time left?Copy !req
1220. It's the end of the movie?Copy !req
1221. What movie?Copy !req