1. Tenor]
? I know why I've waited?Copy !req
2. Hollywood, California, city of contrasts.Copy !req
3. Home to the rich and powerful...Copy !req
4. yet so popular
with the broken and destitute.Copy !req
5. Here sex hunger is reflected
in every aspect of daily life...Copy !req
6. and instantgratification
is tirelesslypursued.Copy !req
7. A center of casual violence
and capricious harassment...Copy !req
8. where rampant vice and amorality...Copy !req
9. permeate every strata ofsociety...Copy !req
10. and the barrier between food and sex
has totally dissolved.Copy !req
11. It is a known fact that prolonged exposure
to just such a psychopathic environment...Copy !req
12. will eventually warp
even the most normal and decent among us.Copy !req
13. This then is the story ofHollywood today.Copy !req
14. Not a pretty story,
but presented here exactly as it happened.Copy !req
15. Really? Stomach cramps?Copy !req
16. But it's such a good buy.Copy !req
17. Well, so is lighter fluid at $1.50 a pint,
but I wouldn't serve it to my dinner guests.Copy !req
18. Forget about Mountain Brook.Copy !req
19. My dinner date wouldn't
know the difference anyway.Copy !req
20. How about a nice...Copy !req
21. Beaujolais?Copy !req
22. I'm sure it would go
very well with your meat.Copy !req
23. - How much?
- 3.50, plus tax.Copy !req
24. All right. I'll take it on your say-so.Copy !req
25. Thank you.Copy !req
26. Now, you be sure to let me know
if you're not completely satisfied.Copy !req
27. With wine, you mean?Copy !req
28. Bland, did you refuse to sell that customer
a bottle of Mountain Brook?Copy !req
29. I certainly did. It's undrinkable.Copy !req
30. I'm not interested in your opinion,
Mr. Gourmet.Copy !req
31. If a customer wants a brand of wine
that we carry, that's what he gets.Copy !req
32. Mr. Cray, I tried a bottle of Mountain Brook.
It made me sick.Copy !req
33. Well, it makes me three times as sick...Copy !req
34. if I get stuck with those 10 cases
we got piled up downstairs.Copy !req
35. - Uh, I think this man -
- And another thing.Copy !req
36. Who told you to order a case
of Château Lafite Rothschild?Copy !req
37. This stuff goes for $400 a bottle.Copy !req
38. We don't have customers
for that kind of item!Copy !req
39. - You got your head up your ass?
- Uh, Mr. Cray, I think -Copy !req
40. Excuse me. One of you gentlemen mind
giving me the money out of that cash register?Copy !req
41. - What?
- I said give me the money
out of the register, sucker.Copy !req
42. And make it fast!Copy !req
43. Mr. Cray, you killed him.Copy !req
44. Yeah.Copy !req
45. Now how about that Château Lafite?Copy !req
46. Dr. Benihana.Copy !req
47. Dr. Benihana,
you're wanted in Neurosurgery.Copy !req
48. Dr. Benihana.Copy !req
49. Dr. Benihana,
you're wanted in Neurosurgery.Copy !req
50. Ah. What's this garbage?Copy !req
51. Liver puree, asparagus salad
and mixed fruit mash.Copy !req
52. Make a new man of you.Copy !req
53. - Christ.
- Hey, Mary.Copy !req
54. Paul called. He's leaving the liquor store early.
Said he'd pick you up after work.Copy !req
55. - Okay. Thanks, Sheila.
- Paul?Copy !req
56. Isn't that the dumpy dude
who came by for you a couple days ago?Copy !req
57. Boy, he seems like a giant hard-off.Copy !req
58. He happens to be my husband.Copy !req
59. Baby, you got a problem.Copy !req
60. And we could solve it so easily.Copy !req
61. Oh, what's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
62. Baby, with a shape like yours,
that's like wasting a natural resource.Copy !req
63. - Open your mouth.
- If I do, will you open your legs?Copy !req
64. - I might do something for you.
- Ah!Copy !req
65. If you would do something for me.Copy !req
66. Eat that.Copy !req
67. Dewey.Copy !req
68. How would you like to unblock Golden Boy?Copy !req
69. Love to.Copy !req
70. Yuck!Copy !req
71. - Okay, I'm ready.
- Mmm. I can see you are.Copy !req
72. I'll bet you thought
I was gonna run out on you.Copy !req
73. No. You know
a good thing when you see it.Copy !req
74. Hey, Mary, they want you
down in the kitchen.Copy !req
75. - Oh, I was just about to give
Mr. Baker his high colonic.
- What?Copy !req
76. - Don't worry. I'll do it for you.
- Oh, Dewey, would you?Copy !req
77. But try not to tear anything
like you did last time. Bye.Copy !req
78. - Hey.
- Don't worry. She's just kidding.Copy !req
79. Actually, enemas are my specialty.Copy !req
80. What a luxury to be picked up.
How was your day?Copy !req
81. - Not great.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
82. I have a little headache.Copy !req
83. Oh. I hope it goes away when James comes.Copy !req
84. That's all right.Copy !req
85. We're having
chicken cacciatore tonight.Copy !req
86. I hope this place that James found
is gonna be as good as it sounds.Copy !req
87. You know, I was thinking about
what we should name it.Copy !req
88. I know that you love Chez Bland,
and I do too, but...Copy !req
89. well, what if we just called it
Paul and Mary's Country Kitchen?Copy !req
90. So I have to take her to these parties
and watch her get laid.Copy !req
91. - Oh, God. Wives are the pits.
- Tell me about it.Copy !req
92. - So, are you two going to the party?
- We live here.Copy !req
93. Too bad.Copy !req
94. - Excuse us.
- Oh?Copy !req
95. - Hey, you guys, this is the floor.
- All right!Copy !req
96. Hey, come down to 234. We'll get it on.Copy !req
97. - You two live in the building.
You must swing, right?
- Wrong!Copy !req
98. - Good night.
- Well, you don't, but I'll bet anything she does.Copy !req
99. This building is beginning to
attract some real scum.Copy !req
100. Oh, no. I don't believe it.Copy !req
101. $175 a month rent increase?
How are we gonna pay that?Copy !req
102. Now, don't worry, honey. We can live on
our InstaCash card for a month or two.Copy !req
103. Aren't you forgetting something?
It was canceled last month for nonpayment.Copy !req
104. Oh. Well, we still have our jobs.Copy !req
105. - Um -
- Oh, no, Paul.Copy !req
106. I told him not to buy that cheap wine.Copy !req
107. Bad wine at a bargain price is no bargain.
But what does he care?Copy !req
108. It's not your fault.Copy !req
109. We just weren't meant to work
in shops or hospitals.Copy !req
110. All those bills and no credit.
What are we gonna -Copy !req
111. Mary, why don't we sell your mother's
collection of fabulous '50s furniture?Copy !req
112. Oh, no, Paul. You know Mama
only loaned it to us until she dies.Copy !req
113. Well, there's that money we set aside
for the down payment on the restaurant.Copy !req
114. - But that's not gonna keep us for very long.
- You'll get another job.Copy !req
115. I could get a raise.
We'll get by somehow.Copy !req
116. - James!Copy !req
117. - What am I gonna say to him?
- Don't say anything to him.Copy !req
118. Stall him. I just don't want that restaurant
to slip through our fingers.Copy !req
119. - James -
- How you doin', pal? Am I early or what?Copy !req
120. - Well, the early bird gets the pussy. Am I right?
- Pussy? Now, come on -Copy !req
121. - Jesus, she looks like a party all to herself.
- Now come on. Get out of here!Copy !req
122. - Mister, you'd better get out of here.Copy !req
123. If you're not screwing her, somebody's
gonna screw her. Might as well be me, man.Copy !req
124. I'll screw you later, sweetheart.
Hey, babe, hey -Copy !req
125. Shouldn't have done that.Copy !req
126. - Oh, my God!
- He's gonna do it again. Quick!
Get him in the bathroom.Copy !req
127. - Come on.
- I'm s - I'm sorry.Copy !req
128. - Come on. Come on.
- Oh, I'm sorry.Copy !req
129. No, no.Copy !req
130. Some things are private, man.Copy !req
131. Well, we've got to spray the room
with something - the smell.Copy !req
132. I just don't know why
they let swingers in the building.Copy !req
133. Because they're so transient,
that's why.Copy !req
134. They're always pairing up and switching off
and moving in and moving out...Copy !req
135. and the landlords
get to raise the rent every 10 minutes.Copy !req
136. "Sexual liberation."Copy !req
137. - Just look what it's brought us.Copy !req
138. That is exactly the sort of person
we should refuse to serve in our restaurant.Copy !req
139. Hello?Copy !req
140. What article?Copy !req
141. Oh. Bon Appétit. Yeah, that's me.Copy !req
142. Yes, I have a few bottles of that.
1948, as a matter of fact.Copy !req
143. Oh, no, I don't think
I'd be interested, no.Copy !req
144. Well, all right.
I'll tell you what, Mr. Peck.Copy !req
145. If I do I'll give you a call.
Okay?Copy !req
146. Thank you. Good-bye.Copy !req
147. Who was that?Copy !req
148. Some wine collector from New York
staying at the Wilton.Copy !req
149. Wanted to buy some of my Château Lafite.
Fat chance.Copy !req
150. That reminds me though -
What are we drinking tonight?Copy !req
151. James is from the Valley.
He probably likes Chablis.Copy !req
152. James! I forgot all about James.Copy !req
153. - Paul, we can't have that guy here if James comes.
- Uh, hello.Copy !req
154. - Hello? Can you hear me?Copy !req
155. - Maybe he's asleep.
- Mmm.Copy !req
156. Hello?Copy !req
157. Oh, my God.Copy !req
158. Hey, come on. Wake up.Copy !req
159. - You've got to go now. Come on. Wake up.Copy !req
160. Mary, he doesn't seem to be breathing.Copy !req
161. - Do you think he drowned in the toilet?
- Oh! Well, he's not breathing.Copy !req
162. What do you think?Copy !req
163. - He's dead!
- Oh, great!Copy !req
164. - What do we do now?Copy !req
165. - I don't know! Call the police?
- Well, call the police!Copy !req
166. Call the police!
Use the emergency number!Copy !req
167. I hope they hurry.Copy !req
168. Uh, hello. Officer, is this the police?Copy !req
169. Yes, wh-who do I speak to
to report a murder?Copy !req
170. Not a murder! An accidental death!Copy !req
171. Uh, Officer, I'm sorry.
An accidental death.Copy !req
172. - Guess what.Copy !req
173. Uh, no, I think you have the wrong number.Copy !req
174. - What are you gonna do with him?
- Help him find his party.Copy !req
175. - Come on.Copy !req
176. Good luck.Copy !req
177. - Twice?Copy !req
178. Welcome to paradise.Copy !req
179. - I've got to go.
- Oh, come on. What's your hurry?Copy !req
180. Look at this place.
It's like a free candy store.Copy !req
181. And you can eat
any piece you can find.Copy !req
182. - N-No, thank you.
I've really got to go now. My wife -
- Your wife?Copy !req
183. Hey, come on.
How pussy-whipped can you get?Copy !req
184. Look around. Look at her!
She's got eyes for you. She digs you.Copy !req
185. - Really! Roger!Copy !req
186. She's your type too.Copy !req
187. - I've seen it many times before.
- Yeah.Copy !req
188. But it's not the same one.Copy !req
189. Look at what he's stirring his drink with!Copy !req
190. How gross!Copy !req
191. I really have to go.
We're having a friend for dinner.Copy !req
192. - If I don't get back -
- Oh, why are you so uptight, huh?Copy !req
193. Come on, you're just trying to prevent
yourself from having a good time...Copy !req
194. from gettin' laid, from gettin' free.Copy !req
195. Right. Uh, g-good night.Copy !req
196. Hey.Copy !req
197. - Whoa!Copy !req
198. You look like you need discipline, slave.Copy !req
199. I have to go. Really.
We're having a friend to dinner.Copy !req
200. - Lick my boot, pig!Copy !req
201. Paul? James's office called.Copy !req
202. He'll be here in 15 minutes.
He -Copy !req
203. - Hello, baby.
- Where's Paul?Copy !req
204. He's gettin' it on with the Marquise de Sade,
so I thought I'd get it on with you.Copy !req
205. - What do you say?
- No, thank you.Copy !req
206. "No, thank you"?
Is that all you're gonna say?Copy !req
207. You're not even gonna help my ego by telling me
you got some weird pussy disease?Copy !req
208. - You get out of here.
- Uh-uh. Aw, come on, honey!Copy !req
209. Come on. Listen, don't be that way.Copy !req
210. Look, underneath these expensive clothes
there's a real, lonely human being.Copy !req
211. So come on!
Be nice to me! Be nice to me!Copy !req
212. No!Copy !req
213. - No! Get off me!Copy !req
214. Help! Paul! Help!Copy !req
215. Help! Paul!Copy !req
216. - Help me! No! No!Copy !req
217. Get him off me, Paul!Copy !req
218. - Paul!Copy !req
219. Paul! Stop it! You'll kill him!Copy !req
220. You killed him!Copy !req
221. - What?
- He's dead. He's really dead.Copy !req
222. Oh, shit. That's all I need.Copy !req
223. What are we gonna do now?
We can't call the police this time.Copy !req
224. I don't know what we're gonna do.Copy !req
225. Maybe we could take him out into the hallway
by the swingers' apartment...Copy !req
226. and they'll think
that he fell down accidentally.Copy !req
227. Mary, look at this. This guy is a junior officer
at the Bank of San Fernando.Copy !req
228. He must have $600 here.Copy !req
229. "Ed Folsley, Jr., Credit Card Division."Copy !req
230. Do you suppose he's the one
that canceled our credit card?Copy !req
231. - James!Copy !req
232. - What are we gonna say?
- Take the money and put that back
where you found it.Copy !req
233. But, Mary, what if they
go through the wallet?Copy !req
234. What if the police go through the wallet
and find the money missing?Copy !req
235. You leave a little bit of the money,
and they don't mind!Copy !req
236. - I don't want to leave any of the money!
- Paul!Copy !req
237. Mary, this guy threw up on our carpet.Copy !req
238. He canceled our InstaCash card.
He owes us at least $600!Copy !req
239. - Mary!
- Just a minute!Copy !req
240. $600, Mary. Think of it. 600. That could buy
a lot of things. I'm not gonna put that back.Copy !req
241. Okay, don't put the money back. Just go out there
and make sure James does not come in here.Copy !req
242. - What am I gonna say to James?
- Give him a drink. Make small talk.Copy !req
243. - I can't make small talk.
- You can. Now get out there and be calm.Copy !req
244. Just talk to James
and don't let him come in.Copy !req
245. Oh. Paul, hi. Uh, door was open.
I just came right in.Copy !req
246. Are you and Mary having
a little, um, argument?Copy !req
247. 'Cause I heard some noise in the kitchen.
I thought perhaps you -Copy !req
248. No. Um, she's just finishing dinner.Copy !req
249. It'll be ready in a minute.Copy !req
250. I was helping her pound the veal.Copy !req
251. Veal? Veal's my favorite food.Copy !req
252. But it's so expensive.
You shouldn't have gone to the trouble.Copy !req
253. Oh, well, actually
the veal is for tomorrow night.Copy !req
254. - We're having chicken.
- Oh.Copy !req
255. Okay.Copy !req
256. - Would you like a drink? I know I would.
- Yeah.Copy !req
257. What can I get you?Copy !req
258. Whiskey would be fine.Copy !req
259. Whiskey...Copy !req
260. would be fine.Copy !req
261. Whiskey... would be fine.Copy !req
262. He wants some whiskey.Copy !req
263. Mary, we're both
going to end up in prison.Copy !req
264. No, we're not.Copy !req
265. We are going to end up in the country
with our own nice little restaurant.Copy !req
266. None of this ever happened.Copy !req
267. Now, you take this drink to James...Copy !req
268. and dinner will be ready in five minutes.Copy !req
269. Mary, I just killed a man.Copy !req
270. He was a man, honey.Copy !req
271. Now he's just a bag of garbage.Copy !req
272. I can't imagine anything more perfect.Copy !req
273. - What's the down payment?
- 20,000.Copy !req
274. - In two weeks?
- Well, it's a great place.Copy !req
275. It's gonna go pretty quick.Copy !req
276. It's gonna get a taker.
I just hope it's you.Copy !req
277. Well, look, I hate to eat and run...Copy !req
278. but, uh, got a little homework
to catch up on at home, so -Copy !req
279. - Let me know about the place as soon as you can.
- We will.Copy !req
280. - You'll be hearing from us in a couple of days.
- Oh, good. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
281. - Good night, James.
- Thanks for dinner.Copy !req
282. - You're welcome.
- Good night. Bye.Copy !req
283. Where are we gonna get $20,000?Copy !req
284. Come on.
Help me take out the garbage.Copy !req
285. - I was thinking about going to
the bank tomorrow for a loan.Copy !req
286. - What do you think?
- I guess it took him.Copy !req
287. - No, I mean about the bank and the loan.
- What loan?Copy !req
288. I was thinking about going to
the bank and getting a loan.Copy !req
289. Here. No bank
is gonna loan us any $20,000.Copy !req
290. No, I know that.Copy !req
291. - But a bank might loan us 10,000.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
292. And then we could sell
some of your wine collection.Copy !req
293. - Sell some of my wine collection?
- Why not?Copy !req
294. Mary, you know I've been
saving that wine for our restaurant.Copy !req
295. But, honey, if we don't do something
there's not gonna be any restaurant.Copy !req
296. Yeah.Copy !req
297. What if you just sold a few
of the most expensive bottles?Copy !req
298. A few? Like four?Copy !req
299. - How about eight?
- Eight?Copy !req
300. Well, okay. Six.Copy !req
301. - Six?
- How much would that bring us?Copy !req
302. Oh.Copy !req
303. Six would bring us, oh, I don't know -Copy !req
304. about 500 a bottle.Copy !req
305. Mm-hmm. Oh, that's $3,000.Copy !req
306. Paul, that would be such a help.Copy !req
307. Yeah. 3,000.Copy !req
308. Okay.Copy !req
309. Paul and Mary Bland...Copy !req
310. announce the opening
of their new restaurant.Copy !req
311. Mary, if we call it the Country Kitchen...Copy !req
312. can the specialty still be
the Bland Enchilada?Copy !req
313. I hope so. It's the best thing I do.Copy !req
314. Mmm.Copy !req
315. Have to find the money
for the restaurant first.Copy !req
316. Isn't this man from New York rich?Copy !req
317. Well, he's staying at the Beverly Wilton.
He can't be broke.Copy !req
318. Mmm.Copy !req
319. Well, if he buys the wine...Copy !req
320. and I get the loan from the bank...Copy !req
321. perhaps maybe we can swing this.Copy !req
322. - Paul?
- Yeah.Copy !req
323. Where's my brush?Copy !req
324. Oh, it's in the bureau, honey.Copy !req
325. Oh.Copy !req
326. - Paul?
- Yeah?Copy !req
327. - What's this?
- What's what?Copy !req
328. This card. "Doris the Dominatrix"?Copy !req
329. "Discipline mild or severe,
as you require.Copy !req
330. - Call for an appointment."
- Oh, that.Copy !req
331. She's some madwoman
who attacks people with a whip.Copy !req
332. - She was at that swingers party.
- She gave you a card?Copy !req
333. She gave everybody her card.Copy !req
334. That's disgusting.Copy !req
335. Apparently a lot of swingers
enjoy that sort of thing.Copy !req
336. I don't mind a little hugging and kissing.Copy !req
337. - But that -
- Mmm.Copy !req
338. - Mary.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
339. What do you think makes them
go for that weird stuff?Copy !req
340. - Are they crazy?
- They're sick.Copy !req
341. This world is overflowing...Copy !req
342. with millions of sexual freaks.Copy !req
343. We're so lucky to have found each other.Copy !req
344. I know. Good night, dear.Copy !req
345. - Sweet dreams.Copy !req
346. So, uh, how long will you be gone?Copy !req
347. I don't know.
As long as it takes to apply for a loan.Copy !req
348. You'll probably get it.
That dress sure shows off your collateral.Copy !req
349. - Think so?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
350. Thanks for covering for me, Sheila.Copy !req
351. [ Woman On P.A. I Clean-up crew,
you are needed in Intensive Care.Copy !req
352. That was pretty nasty,
what you let that creep do to me yesterday.Copy !req
353. Well, whatever it was,
it must have worked.Copy !req
354. Yeah. They're letting me out.Copy !req
355. Congratulations. Good-bye.Copy !req
356. Not so fast.Copy !req
357. Why don't you let me
buy you a drink or somethin'?Copy !req
358. Forget it. Oh!Copy !req
359. Oh. What are you doing? I have an
appointment. I'm gonna be late now.Copy !req
360. Hey, I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to -Copy !req
361. Wow.Copy !req
362. Is this you?Copy !req
363. - Doris the Dominatrix?
- That's right, buster.Copy !req
364. I'm way out of your league, so stay away
from me or I'll hit you with my whip.Copy !req
365. I thought you were
a lot more hip than you let on.Copy !req
366. How 'bout telling me where she lives.Copy !req
367. Oh, Mr. Baker, that's against regulations.Copy !req
368. Un moment!Copy !req
369. Ah, Mr. Bland.
How are you? I'm John Peck.Copy !req
370. - How do you do?
- Ah, you brought them with. Good, good.Copy !req
371. Why don't we put the little beauties down
here on the coffee table.Copy !req
372. Yes, excellent.Copy !req
373. Ah, a lovely year. Lovely.Copy !req
374. - Are you hungry?
I was about to go to the restaurant.
- Oh.Copy !req
375. We can leave these here.
No one will trouble them, I'm sure.Copy !req
376. I'll buy you a little déjeuner and we can
haggle about price over the steak tartare.Copy !req
377. It's not Jour Cinq, but I'm sure you'll
find the cuisine here quite palatable.Copy !req
378. I'm often amazed in my travels -Copy !req
379. Oh, I only want to sell six.Copy !req
380. Six? Is that all?
Oh, well, that's too bad.Copy !req
381. Well, I suppose one takes
what one can get in this life, eh?Copy !req
382. Would you excuse me, please?Copy !req
383. I have to cash some traveler's checks.Copy !req
384. Oh.Copy !req
385. Thank you.Copy !req
386. Mrs. Bland.
Nice to see you. Please sit down.Copy !req
387. I have your loan application right here.Copy !req
388. Let's see. You and Mr. Bland wish to
purchase a restaurant out in Valencia.Copy !req
389. Yes, that's right.Copy !req
390. Have you or your husband
ever been in the, uh, rest -Copy !req
391. Uh, no, but I've been
a nutritionist at General Parker...Copy !req
392. and my husband's been a wine merchant
for several years now.Copy !req
393. Uh, well, looking at you, Mrs. Bland...Copy !req
394. I have no doubt in my mind that you would be
a success at anything you put your hand to.Copy !req
395. Well, thank you very much, Mr. Leech.Copy !req
396. I would relish the possibility of
becoming one of your clientele.Copy !req
397. Both my husband and I would really
like you to come to our restaurant...Copy !req
398. if we get it.Copy !req
399. It was actually more your hospitality...Copy !req
400. that I was thinking about, Mrs. Bland.Copy !req
401. Your enthusiasm is very encouraging,
Mr. Leech.Copy !req
402. Thank you, Mrs. Bland.Copy !req
403. I'm feeling quite encouraged myself.Copy !req
404. - You through with this?Copy !req
405. - Yes, I -
- Good. I'll go bury it.Copy !req
406. Mr. Peck?Copy !req
407. Mrs. Bland, every weekend I give a party for
some of my more sexually liberated friends.Copy !req
408. Many of them are bank customers
like yourself.Copy !req
409. Could you come next weekend?
You can bring your husband, if you want to.Copy !req
410. Oh, that's nice, but,
uh, it's getting late...Copy !req
411. and I do have to get back to the hospital,
so if you would just -Copy !req
412. I'd like to help you in every way I can,
Mrs. Bland...Copy !req
413. but I have to be sure that you're going to
comply with all of the bank's wishes.Copy !req
414. $10,000 is a great deal of money.Copy !req
415. Mr. Leech, I'm sure the bank
has nothing to worry about.Copy !req
416. It's gonna get everything
that's coming to it.Copy !req
417. - It's just that the bank wants
to see what it's getting into.
- Oh, Mr. Leech! Please!Copy !req
418. If I could just sort of poke around
in your safety deposit box -Copy !req
419. - Stop it, you filthy pervert!
You're like everybody else!Copy !req
420. - Mr. Leech!
- Are you all right, Mr. Leech?Copy !req
421. I rejected this woman's loan application
on grounds of insufficient credit.Copy !req
422. In desperation she made certain advances
to me, which I of course repulsed.Copy !req
423. - You liar!
- Get her out of here, Thomas!Copy !req
424. - Never mind about the police. She's just upset.
- Liar! Pervert! Hypocrite!Copy !req
425. Rapist! Psycho! You - You swinger, you!Copy !req
426. You're letting that woman go?Copy !req
427. Gosh, Mr. Leech, you're such a good man.Copy !req
428. Thank you, Miss Adams.Copy !req
429. Have I told you about the party
I'm giving this weekend?Copy !req
430. - Paul?
- Yeah?Copy !req
431. - He didn't buy -
- Buy?Copy !req
432. He stole all six bottles.Copy !req
433. - Did you get the loan?
- No.Copy !req
434. The creep tried to put the make on me.Copy !req
435. People are pigs.
How do they get away with it?Copy !req
436. Why should they live so well when
good people like you and me get shafted?Copy !req
437. I don't know. The next person who puts his
hands on me is gonna get shafted right back.Copy !req
438. Mary, honey.Copy !req
439. - What?
- My back hurts.Copy !req
440. Would you walk on it for me?Copy !req
441. Sure.Copy !req
442. - Hiya, Doris!
- What are you doing here? Get out!Copy !req
443. Don't panic. I didn't blow your cover
back at the hospital.Copy !req
444. - Mary, who is this guy?
- Nobody. He's a patient from the hospital.Copy !req
445. Nobody? I got money.
You want big bucks? I got 'em.Copy !req
446. I don't mind paying cash for gash,
as long as it's class.Copy !req
447. - What the hell do you think you're doing?Copy !req
448. - I didn't know you knew I was into rape fantasies.
- Get off her! Are you crazy?Copy !req
449. I told you, man, I can't wait.
Now listen, buddy.Copy !req
450. Don't worry about it. You can have her back
just as soon as I'm finished.Copy !req
451. - Dynamite! Oh!Copy !req
452. - No!
- Yeah, yeah!Copy !req
453. - Charge!Copy !req
454. Paul!Copy !req
455. Aha!Copy !req
456. - Paul! Paul!
- Now, there's a nasty bitch!Copy !req
457. You're gonna get so hot, you're gonna
burn a hole right through the couch.Copy !req
458. - Get off me!
- Jesus!Copy !req
459. Are you all right?Copy !req
460. Goddamn swinger.Copy !req
461. Dead.Copy !req
462. Good.Copy !req
463. Paul, there is nearly $500 here.Copy !req
464. These swinger types
always seem to have money.Copy !req
465. Well, now it's ours.
You want his watch?Copy !req
466. Thanks.Copy !req
467. Do you realize that we have made
almost $1,000 in two days, tax free?Copy !req
468. Just by killing people.Copy !req
469. Horrible, sex-crazed maniacs
that nobody in the world would miss.Copy !req
470. I wonder how much we could make
if we really put our minds to it.Copy !req
471. What do you mean?Copy !req
472. This city is full of rich perverts.Copy !req
473. If somehow we could get them
to come to the apartment -Copy !req
474. But, Mary, why would they?
We'd have to lure them with -Copy !req
475. Sex.Copy !req
476. But... you wouldn't really have to -Copy !req
477. - I mean, you wouldn't actually do anything.
- Of course not.Copy !req
478. The minute they try anything dirty,
you pop them in the head...Copy !req
479. and get rid of them,
like you did with this guy.Copy !req
480. Mary, how would we contact them?Copy !req
481. We don't know anything
about this swinger business.Copy !req
482. Ask someone who does.Copy !req
483. All of them read this?Copy !req
484. - Isn't there something a little more, uh -
- Classier?Copy !req
485. Nope. This paper covers the field
from the richest to the poorest.Copy !req
486. If they're kinky,
they read the Hollywood Press.Copy !req
487. Come on, honey! You like this!Copy !req
488. You know, if you steam fresh vegetables...Copy !req
489. and then puree them in a blender...Copy !req
490. it would be better for your baby.Copy !req
491. - Mary's a nutritionist.
- No kidding. Does that pay well?Copy !req
492. About 450 after taxes.Copy !req
493. Oh, honey, you'll make
a hell of a lot more in my racket.Copy !req
494. - Are you gonna work with her?
- Uh -Copy !req
495. - Why not? You get the bi and gay trade that way.Copy !req
496. And those people have
a lot of money, believe me.Copy !req
497. - I don't think -
- I understand.Copy !req
498. Everybody's gotta make up his own mind
about where to draw the line.Copy !req
499. I personally draw the line
at golden showers.Copy !req
500. - Golden showers?Copy !req
501. - Listen. Did you ever do any acting?
- I did some in high school.Copy !req
502. Well, that's all it is, is acting.Copy !req
503. Lick my sneakers, you little worm!Copy !req
504. See what I mean? It's easy!Copy !req
505. Lick my sneaker, you little worm.Copy !req
506. - See? You're a natural.Copy !req
507. That's my laundry. If I don't get it into
the dryer quickly, it'll wrinkle bad.Copy !req
508. Was there anything else
you wanted to ask about?Copy !req
509. - No, I think we've just about covered it.
- There's nothing to it.Copy !req
510. Just remember to get the money up front.Copy !req
511. And whatever they want to do,
stop if it draws blood.Copy !req
512. I'll bet we could
get started on this for about $400.Copy !req
513. We have to take out an ad first.Copy !req
514. - Yeah. And I have to rent
a post office box some place.
- Paul, we have a ticket!Copy !req
515. No, it's just a flyer.Copy !req
516. Wait, wait. What is it?Copy !req
517. Some lock service that
puts in new locks cheap.Copy !req
518. 12.95.Copy !req
519. When Mrs. Berkowitz was robbed,
it cost her $35 to put new locks in.Copy !req
520. 12.95 isn't a bad price.Copy !req
521. Raoul's Lock and Key Service.Copy !req
522. Raoul. Probably just got in
from Guadalajara.Copy !req
523. - I think it's a good idea.
- What's a good idea?Copy !req
524. Putting in new locks.Copy !req
525. We don't want people wandering in
when we're bopping perverts.Copy !req
526. Look, Mary. Our ad's out.Copy !req
527. "We do anything."Copy !req
528. - Well, that's certainly laying it on the line.Copy !req
529. "Whatever your sex fantasies,
from the ordinary to the most bizarre...Copy !req
530. Carla and Nancy will accommodate you."Copy !req
531. - Cute names.
- Well, what do you think?Copy !req
532. Does that answer your question?Copy !req
533. - All that in the box today?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
534. Our first clients.Copy !req
535. You go first.Copy !req
536. "Dear Mommy -"Copy !req
537. Ugh.Copy !req
538. "Here is an indecent picture of me."Copy !req
539. "As you can see,
I have been a very bad boy...Copy !req
540. and I hope you will
discipline me very severely.Copy !req
541. Yours, Bobby R."Copy !req
542. Well, he left a phone number.Copy !req
543. Well, there's a phone.Copy !req
544. Uh, hello. Is this Bobby R.?Copy !req
545. Well, this is your mother calling.
Cruel Carla.Copy !req
546. Were you expecting my call?Copy !req
547. Insult him. Call him names.Copy !req
548. Uh, yes, Bobby, you little worm.
I saw what you did...Copy !req
549. and I'm going to teach you a lesson
that you're never gonna forget.Copy !req
550. But it's gonna cost you a lot.
How much?Copy !req
551. Um, it's - it's gonna cost -Copy !req
552. $300.Copy !req
553. It's gonna cost you $300.Copy !req
554. Yes.Copy !req
555. Oh.
He said yes!Copy !req
556. Uh - Uh - Address?Copy !req
557. All right, I want you to come
to 525 Oxford Lane at 7:00.Copy !req
558. And bring cash, you little jerk!Copy !req
559. No checks and no credit cards!Copy !req
560. Thank you.Copy !req
561. Wow. Well -Copy !req
562. - How'd I do?
- He's coming, isn't he?Copy !req
563. - Yeah.
- Let's call another one.Copy !req
564. I think we can do two a night.
Don't you?Copy !req
565. - How about this guy for 9:00?
- Ecch!Copy !req
566. Yeah, but he's got
a Beverly Hills address.Copy !req
567. - See if he'll go 350.Copy !req
568. - Who could that be?
- I don't know.Copy !req
569. Just a minute! Who is it?Copy !req
570. - Lock service!
- Lock service?Copy !req
571. Hello. Lock service.
You the lady of the house?Copy !req
572. Yes. Uh, this is my husband here.Copy !req
573. - Hello.
- Hello.Copy !req
574. Okay, okay, let's take a look around here.Copy !req
575. - You ain't got no back door?
- Uh, no. Why should that make a difference?Copy !req
576. - This is the main point of entry.
- What other point would there be?Copy !req
577. Some place you would never think of,
like the windows.Copy !req
578. - The windows?
- Oh, yeah. These thieves are very slick.Copy !req
579. - But we're on the 5th floor.
There's no fire escape.Copy !req
580. - You think that'll stop them?
- Well, I just don't see how anybody could -Copy !req
581. Look, I don't want to argue with you.Copy !req
582. - Oh, yeah, it's a good thing you called me.
- Why?Copy !req
583. 'Cause any thief with half a brain
could open this lock...Copy !req
584. with a plastic card or a flexible ruler.Copy !req
585. - How?
- See?Copy !req
586. - Oh, good heavens.
- And look.Copy !req
587. - There's only four screws holding it in place.
- He's right.Copy !req
588. One good kick and it would be gone.Copy !req
589. - I could put in a new one
like I advertised for $20.
- It said 12.95 in your flyer.Copy !req
590. - That was the old price.
- The old price?Copy !req
591. - Everything's going up.
- Well, yeah, but -Copy !req
592. - Hey, it's a nice place you got here.
- Well, thank you.Copy !req
593. It would be a crime to let some punk burglar
break in and take all of your, uh -Copy !req
594. - You keep anything of value around here?Copy !req
595. - No, nothing.
- Well, Paul, that's not true.Copy !req
596. What about your wine collection?
My husband collects very good wine.Copy !req
597. Oh, yeah? Is that worth much?Copy !req
598. - Some of the bottles are worth $500.
- Mary!Copy !req
599. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
600. - Well, hey, you don't wanna
take a chance with that.
- No.Copy !req
601. Besides, if anybody breaks through
one of my special locks...Copy !req
602. I guarantee not only to replace the lock
but also the value of anything that is stolen.Copy !req
603. - How often does that happen?
- Never.Copy !req
604. Listen, what about these windows?
Are these really a problem?Copy !req
605. Uh, in most cases no.
Of course, there's always a chance.Copy !req
606. How much would it cost
to have the windows fixed too?Copy !req
607. - $800.
- Eight hun - What?Copy !req
608. Well, you just can't put on locks.Copy !req
609. You gotta put up bars, and you gotta wire
the windows to the central alarm system...Copy !req
610. that activates the telephone signal
to the police.Copy !req
611. Forget it.Copy !req
612. Um, Mr. -Copy !req
613. - Call me Raoul.
- M-Mr. Raoul.Copy !req
614. Are you at all familiar with handcuffs?Copy !req
615. Uh, once or twice. Why?Copy !req
616. Well, how much would it cost
to put sets of handcuffs in the walls?Copy !req
617. You wanna put handcuffs in your wall?Copy !req
618. Yeah. Just as a decorative motif.Copy !req
619. - Oh, well, never mind.
When can you do the locks?
- Hey, right now.Copy !req
620. Trust me. You and your husband ain't gonna
spend another insecure night in this place.Copy !req
621. Mr. Rabbit said,
"Do you promise not to eat me?"Copy !req
622. And Mrs. Fox said, "Give me $500."Copy !req
623. I've been very bad, haven't I, Mommy?Copy !req
624. Are you gonna teach me a good lesson?
Are you gonna spank me?Copy !req
625. Yes, you have been bad, Bobby,
and I am gonna spank you.Copy !req
626. - No, hard.
- Ow!Copy !req
627. So hard you won't be able
to sit down! Ever!Copy !req
628. Like hell you will.
Screw you, Mommy, you hostile bitch.Copy !req
629. Just a minute. I'll be back.Copy !req
630. What is taking you so long?Copy !req
631. Can't you get him to do something to you?
Hit you? Anything!Copy !req
632. - I can't hit him if he doesn't make me angry.
- Honestly, Paul.Copy !req
633. I made a mess!Copy !req
634. Look, Bobby, if you want Mommy
to discipline you...Copy !req
635. you're going to have to do
what Mommy likes.Copy !req
636. Oh, yes, Bobby. Mommy likes that.Copy !req
637. Oh! Don't bite me there, Bobby!
Oh, Bobby, please, no!Copy !req
638. Bobby! Stop, stop!
I can't stand it! Please! You're hurting me!Copy !req
639. Bobby, don't bite me there!Copy !req
640. No! Please!Copy !req
641. - Where'd he get you?Copy !req
642. He didn't get me.
I was pretending to get you out here.Copy !req
643. This may turn out to be
harder than we thought.Copy !req
644. Very well, Fräulein! I ask you again!Copy !req
645. And if I do not get an answer,
you will force me to give you pain.Copy !req
646. Where are they hiding?Copy !req
647. What? You still have no memory?Copy !req
648. Oh, I don't know why it is...Copy !req
649. - that I feel so merciful today.Copy !req
650. Fräulein, perhaps...Copy !req
651. it is because you look...Copy !req
652. so innocent, so respectful of me.Copy !req
653. Or perhaps it is because...Copy !req
654. I know that the more
you wait for the pain...Copy !req
655. the more you will enjoy the pain.Copy !req
656. Even now...Copy !req
657. these creamy white shoulders...Copy !req
658. are aching for the lash.Copy !req
659. I will never tell you where they are,
you filthy Nazi pig.Copy !req
660. So...Copy !req
661. you want to play rough, do you?Copy !req
662. I will show you rough.Copy !req
663. Oh, what an ordeal.Copy !req
664. I thought he would never stop talking.Copy !req
665. Nobody can say we don't earn this money.Copy !req
666. A check!
I told him not to bring a check!Copy !req
667. After this no more actors. Okay?Copy !req
668. Why don't you go to bed, honey?Copy !req
669. - I'll bag the Nazi
and straighten up around here.
- Okay.Copy !req
670. I'll see you in a little while.
Good night.Copy !req
671. - Paul, where's the money?
- I don't know. Isn't it here?Copy !req
672. - Did you take it into the bedroom?
- Of course I -Copy !req
673. Shh! Somebody's in here.Copy !req
674. They're in the kitchen. Come on.Copy !req
675. The lock man.Copy !req
676. I should have known
it was too cheap to be true. Okay, Raoul -Copy !req
677. - If that's your name.
- Give us the money back.Copy !req
678. - What money?
- The money you took from
the other room. Give it back.Copy !req
679. Why? Is it yours?Copy !req
680. - Of course it's ours.
- Maybe it belongs to that vato in the bag.Copy !req
681. - We didn't kill him.
- That was an accident.Copy !req
682. And the other one?Copy !req
683. - That was another accident -
- That was the strangest thing -Copy !req
684. - What happened?
- The gas from the kitchen -Copy !req
685. He was hit by lightning -
Paul!Copy !req
686. You know what I think?
I think you killed these people.Copy !req
687. And I don't think you want
the police to know about it.Copy !req
688. What if we did kill 'em?
What makes you think we won't kill you?Copy !req
689. - Yeah.
- You can try.Copy !req
690. - But I'm willing to make a deal -
- We're not giving up any of that money.Copy !req
691. Why should we give up any of it?
We had to kill two people to get it.Copy !req
692. - You killed two people
for less than a thousand dollars?
- One of them shortchanged us.Copy !req
693. That seems like a lot of work
for not so much money.Copy !req
694. As a matter of fact, it was easy.Copy !req
695. We lured those people here
with an ad in the Hollywood Press...Copy !req
696. and then I hit them
over the head with this.Copy !req
697. - The Hollywood Press?
- That's right. This is Naughty Nancy.Copy !req
698. - No!
- And Cruel Carla.Copy !req
699. No! I don't believe it.Copy !req
700. - You don't believe it?
- Show him the ad.Copy !req
701. Come here.Copy !req
702. There, on the table.Copy !req
703. Oh, man, that's fantastic.Copy !req
704. You know...Copy !req
705. I was gonna answer that ad myself.Copy !req
706. I gotta hand it to you.
You guys got a very original scam going here.Copy !req
707. Well, it was mostly Mary's idea.Copy !req
708. Paul's just being modest.Copy !req
709. It is so sweet to see such
a loving couple as yourselves.Copy !req
710. - Now about this proposition -
- We're not interested.Copy !req
711. Cálmate, cabrón.Copy !req
712. You want the money?
I'll give you back the money.Copy !req
713. All I want is the cadavers.Copy !req
714. - The what?
- The bodies.Copy !req
715. What do you want them for?Copy !req
716. That's my business.
But I'm gonna split it with you 50-50.Copy !req
717. You take the cash,
you give me everything else.Copy !req
718. We're gonna make a nice profit.
$200, $300 for each of us.Copy !req
719. - That's ridiculous. Those -
- It's a deal.Copy !req
720. Just think. No more trash compactor.Copy !req
721. Mary, how do we know
he won't just go to the police?Copy !req
722. Yeah, right, pendejo.
I'm a fuckin' professional thief, man.Copy !req
723. Well, all right.Copy !req
724. We'll give you the two bodies
we have on hand at the moment.Copy !req
725. You see what you can do with them. Then,
in a few days, if you bring back the money...Copy !req
726. we'll have some more for you.Copy !req
727. - Now, do we get the cash back?
- But of course.Copy !req
728. Well, that was easy.Copy !req
729. Maybe for you.Copy !req
730. Watch out for his sword.Copy !req
731. This costume is so hot.Copy !req
732. Yeah? Well, for $400
you could be Humpty-Dumpty.Copy !req
733. Believe me, I'm not complaining.Copy !req
734. - Who is it?Copy !req
735. - It's me, Raoul.Copy !req
736. - Did you bring the money?
- Come on. Let me in.Copy !req
737. - What is she supposed to be?
- A cartoon mouse.Copy !req
738. Man, I hate to see a beautiful woman
degraded like that.Copy !req
739. Yeah, well, we don't
choose these fantasies. They do.Copy !req
740. Come on.
Help me get this guy in the bag.Copy !req
741. Excuse me.Copy !req
742. Well, let's have it, Raoul. How much cash
did you get for those two stiffs we advanced?Copy !req
743. $1,400.Copy !req
744. - That makes your share $700.Copy !req
745. Raoul, that's wonderful.Copy !req
746. That ring that one guy had -
That must have been worth quite a lot, huh?Copy !req
747. Gold-plate and cut glass?
Worth maybe $20, $30.Copy !req
748. I could have told you
that ring wasn't worth anything.Copy !req
749. How much does the King
pay for, like, raw material?Copy !req
750. - Fifty cents a pound.
- Fifty cents a pound?Copy !req
751. All right, man.Copy !req
752. Tomorrow night, I'm gonna bring you,
like, 400 or 500 pounds.Copy !req
753. Hey, I don't know, man. I don't like to
fuck around with the King. It's my job, you know.Copy !req
754. Hey, I don't shit where I eat.Copy !req
755. Ah. Yeah. I know what you mean.Copy !req
756. Okay, listen, man.
I'm gonna take care of you.Copy !req
757. You want a 30-inch color TV?
You got it.Copy !req
758. But you gotta take this stuff from me.
It's perfect for the King, man.Copy !req
759. - It's fresh.
- No, man. Forget the TV. I need wheels.Copy !req
760. - Is that all you need is wheels, ese?
- Yeah.Copy !req
761. ¡Pues órale!Copy !req
762. I'm gonna get you
some fine-looking wheels. All right?Copy !req
763. All right!Copy !req
764. That hippie guy's not gonna show up.Copy !req
765. We've thrown away $70 on this light show.Copy !req
766. - Who's the 9:00?
- Some sickie with a Great Dane.Copy !req
767. - A Great Dane?
- $500.Copy !req
768. Oh. Do we have to kill the dog too?Copy !req
769. Probably. It might lead somebody
back here otherwise.Copy !req
770. Why don't we give the dog
to Raoul as a present?Copy !req
771. Sorry. It was just a thought.Copy !req
772. - Are you hungry?
- I'm starving.Copy !req
773. Me too. I'm gonna go to the store
and get something.Copy !req
774. - Chicken all right?
- Yes, but go to Ralph's.
I just like their produce better.Copy !req
775. Okay.Copy !req
776. - Oh, and, Paul -
- Yeah?Copy !req
777. Do you think you could buy
another frying pan?Copy !req
778. I'm just a little squeamish about cooking
in the one we're using to kill people.Copy !req
779. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
780. - What'd you do, forget your keys?Copy !req
781. Oh -Copy !req
782. - Hey, baby. Groovy outfit.
- Oh.Copy !req
783. - You're late, so -
- Oh, I can't be late. Time is all relative.Copy !req
784. Wait a minute. I'm peaking. I'm peaking.
The music is The Dead.Copy !req
785. - The incense, coconut.
- I'm afraid that there's been -Copy !req
786. Oh, don't be afraid. Don't be afraid.
Fear is a mind trap, baby.Copy !req
787. What we fear is the past becoming
the future. What we really have is now.Copy !req
788. There's been some mistake,
and so if you -Copy !req
789. Oh, I know the mistake.
I see. You want me to cool you out -Copy !req
790. - No.
- and make you less uptight.Copy !req
791. Okay. I know how to do that. Little Thai stick.
You guys like Thai sticks, huh?Copy !req
792. No. I don't want any Thai stick, and I don't
want to get cooled out, whatever that means.Copy !req
793. I would just like you to leave now and -Copy !req
794. Okay. You're bumming me out.
I'm trying to play ball with you here.Copy !req
795. I'm trying to play the game.
I'm trying your lingo. I'm trying your jargon.Copy !req
796. - But you're making me upti -
You think I'm an uncool dude?
- No.Copy !req
797. - An unhip daddy?
- No.Copy !req
798. Think just 'cause I got
a Ronson lighter...Copy !req
799. maybe a couple credit cards,
I'm an uncool dude?Copy !req
800. - No.
- Tell you something.
I've been to hell and back, bitch.Copy !req
801. Yeah. While you were sitting at home
watching Captain Kangaroo
and munching on Cocoa Puffs -Copy !req
802. - I don't have a TV.
- I was in 'Nam defending your ass, huh?Copy !req
803. Oh, but I'm not hip enough for you. No.Copy !req
804. - I didn't know that you hippie
broads wore underwear, huh?
- It's a costume!Copy !req
805. - Oh, sure it's a costume.
- Get off me!Copy !req
806. Oh, look out.
Here comes the duke now!Copy !req
807. Get off me!Copy !req
808. Hijo.Copy !req
809. Look at this.Copy !req
810. How much?Copy !req
811. A lot, chiquita.Copy !req
812. Mucho dinero.Copy !req
813. Does that make you feel better?Copy !req
814. You feel comfortable now?Copy !req
815. Hey, look.Copy !req
816. - It's Thai stick.
- What is that stuff?Copy !req
817. You never had Thai?Copy !req
818. No. Is it good?Copy !req
819. Oh, it's the best.Copy !req
820. - Try some. It'll make you feel real good.
- No.Copy !req
821. Just inhale it real deep and hold it.Copy !req
822. - I can't.
- That's okay. Try it again.Copy !req
823. Is it good?Copy !req
824. Mmm. It makes me feel funny.Copy !req
825. - I feel warm.
- Mmm. Yeah.Copy !req
826. Like your blood has fire in it.Copy !req
827. I think I should get dressed now.Copy !req
828. You should be dressed.Copy !req
829. Only in the most beautiful furs.Copy !req
830. The finest silk next to your fine body.Copy !req
831. I have to get up.Copy !req
832. You should have servants
to massage you, pamper you.Copy !req
833. A sexy woman like you
should always be relaxed.Copy !req
834. - Like a beautiful -
- Mmm.Copy !req
835. Rich...Copy !req
836. purring... cat.Copy !req
837. The lights. Turn out the lights.Copy !req
838. I got kind of carried away, honey. I -Copy !req
839. - What are you doing here?
- Oh, it's a good thing he came when he did.Copy !req
840. If it wasn't for Raoul,
this creep would have raped me.Copy !req
841. This the guy we thought wouldn't show up?Copy !req
842. - I had to strangle him with his own beads.
- You did, huh?Copy !req
843. Well, thanks.
How much money did he have on him?Copy !req
844. - $700.
- And here's 300 from the last one.Copy !req
845. Oh. Ow.Copy !req
846. - That's friction from the rug.Copy !req
847. It makes an electrical charge.Copy !req
848. Well, Paul, I'd say this has been
a pretty profitable evening for you, huh?Copy !req
849. - Yeah. Not bad.
- I better be going.Copy !req
850. - Yeah.
- I'll see you guys tomorrow night.Copy !req
851. - Can you manage him?
- "Vayos" con Dios.Copy !req
852. Vayos con Dios?Copy !req
853. He's teaching you Spanish now?Copy !req
854. That way he can talk to you
behind my back?Copy !req
855. Don't be silly, Paul. Everybody knows
what vayos con Dios means.Copy !req
856. Yeah. How come there's only $900 here?Copy !req
857. I gave 100 to Raoul.
After all, he did kill him.Copy !req
858. I suppose he earned it. I don't know, Mary.
I just don't trust that guy.Copy !req
859. Paul, you act as if we're lovers
or something.Copy !req
860. - What time's the next one due?
- 9:00.Copy !req
861. Would you knock him off really quickly?
I'm kind of tired.Copy !req
862. You're sure you wouldn't rather
have Raoul come back and do it?Copy !req
863. - There he is. What do I look like?Copy !req
864. Great.Copy !req
865. Bow, wow, wow.Copy !req
866. Oh, great. Trigger likes you already.Copy !req
867. Attention all male nurses.Copy !req
868. - Excuse me.
- Your dance is canceled for this evening.Copy !req
869. I got an appointment
to see Mrs. Bland, the nurse.Copy !req
870. - It's for an examination.
- A physical examination?Copy !req
871. Yeah. I think I got T.B. or somethin'.Copy !req
872. You'll find Mrs. Bland down the hall
and to your left, room 145.Copy !req
873. Attention all male nurses.Copy !req
874. Your dance is canceled for this evening.Copy !req
875. Come in.Copy !req
876. The nurse at the desk
gave me a funny look when I asked for you.Copy !req
877. Never mind her.
Take off your shirt.Copy !req
878. What for?Copy !req
879. Because I want it to look as though
I'm examining you if anybody comes in.Copy !req
880. You want me to take off my pants too?Copy !req
881. - Raoul.
- And then maybe you'd like me
to take off your pants.Copy !req
882. Raoul, I agreed to see you because...Copy !req
883. I think that we should discuss
what happened the other night.Copy !req
884. Yeah.Copy !req
885. That's all I've been thinkin' about
for three days.Copy !req
886. It was a mistake. That's all.Copy !req
887. I don't want you to think
that it could ever happen again.Copy !req
888. I'm not about to risk my marriage
for the sake of some low animal attraction.Copy !req
889. What risk?
Your husband's never gonna know.Copy !req
890. Yes, he will.Copy !req
891. We know each other too well.Copy !req
892. - He can sense when something's different.
- Maybe you're right.Copy !req
893. Maybe we should go to your husband
and tell him everything.Copy !req
894. - Are you crazy?
- Yeah, I'm crazy!Copy !req
895. About you, chiquita.Copy !req
896. I don't care about your husband.
I don't care about the money.Copy !req
897. - I don't care about nothin' but you.
- That's ridiculous.Copy !req
898. You don't understand
who you're dealing with.Copy !req
899. I'm a hot-blooded,
emotional, crazy Chicano!Copy !req
900. I think you're
a calculating little bastard.Copy !req
901. Bastard?Copy !req
902. All right then. I'm gonna go to your husband,
and I'm gonna tell him everything.Copy !req
903. And then we'll have to
fight for you man-to-man.Copy !req
904. A man in love will do anything,
and I am a man in love.Copy !req
905. And I think you're a little bit
in love with me too, huh?Copy !req
906. Don't be silly.Copy !req
907. That's nonsense.
I'm not in love with you.Copy !req
908. I was confused that night
because of that cigarette that you gave me.Copy !req
909. You'll like it even better
the second time.Copy !req
910. If I'm wrong...Copy !req
911. I'll never bother you again.Copy !req
912. Is it a deal?Copy !req
913. You'll say nothing to Paul?Copy !req
914. I promise. Come on, chiquita.Copy !req
915. I want to make love to you.Copy !req
916. Well, just this once, but...Copy !req
917. as long as you turn out the lights.Copy !req
918. Any way you like it.
And I know you're gonna like it.Copy !req
919. Here.Copy !req
920. You remember the way
I taught you to smoke this?Copy !req
921. I think so.Copy !req
922. Oh, baby, I'm gonna drive you crazy.Copy !req
923. - Have you seen Mary?
- Not for a half hour or so. Why?Copy !req
924. It's past 1:00, and there's a whole ward
that hasn't had its lunch yet.Copy !req
925. Uh, hold down the desk for a while.
I'll see if I can scare her up.Copy !req
926. Well, make it snappy, 'cause those amputees
get awfully mean if they don't get their grub.Copy !req
927. This was very wrong.Copy !req
928. You didn't think that a little while ago.Copy !req
929. - Then you didn't want to stop.Copy !req
930. Mary, if you've finished your examination,
you're wanted in "B" Ward.Copy !req
931. Oh, my God. It's after 1:00.Copy !req
932. - Huh?Copy !req
933. Shush! Someone's gonna hear you.Copy !req
934. - You know, chiquita?
- Hmm?Copy !req
935. You and me could
make each other very happy...Copy !req
936. and very rich...
if it wasn't for your husband.Copy !req
937. It is only because of my husband
that I'm here in the first place.Copy !req
938. If he excited you the way I do,
you wouldn't even be with me.Copy !req
939. Paul and I have been together for 10 years.
Our marriage is based on something...Copy !req
940. much more important than sex.Copy !req
941. - Like what?
- Like friendship and security.Copy !req
942. There would be more security for both of us
if we split the money two ways instead of three.Copy !req
943. - You are crazy.
- What would you do if -Copy !req
944. just supposing now -
if something were to... happen to Paul?Copy !req
945. Would you continue
to do business with me?Copy !req
946. Nothing is going to happen to Paul.Copy !req
947. No. No, nothing's gonna happen to Paul.Copy !req
948. But you never know.Copy !req
949. Yeah, baby.Copy !req
950. What do you want?Copy !req
951. I'd like a vibrator,
please, and a pair of handcuffs.Copy !req
952. - Get him out of here. He's not 18.
- Hey, man. Come on. I'm 18.Copy !req
953. - Get him out of here!
- Aw, come on. Give me the magazine back.Copy !req
954. - Let's go. Out of the store, kid.
- Shit.Copy !req
955. And a... ring.Copy !req
956. And a what?Copy !req
957. - A cock ring.
- Oh, a cock ring. What size?Copy !req
958. Hey. Did you get the latest
issue of Nuns and Nazis?Copy !req
959. Tuesday.Copy !req
960. - What size?
- Uh, medium, I suppose.Copy !req
961. - Is it for you?
- Medium will be fine.Copy !req
962. Sure. Okay. Your vibrators
start at 10.95 and go up.Copy !req
963. We've got the Salami,
the Man-O-War and Alien.Copy !req
964. Just give me the cheapest one.Copy !req
965. Wait a minute.
There's nothing cheap about my store.Copy !req
966. You mean inexpensive, don't you?Copy !req
967. - Isn't that what you meant?
- Uh, yes.Copy !req
968. That's what I thought you meant.
You want a cheap pair of handcuffs too?Copy !req
969. Yes.Copy !req
970. All right. You're gonna need
some lubricant for this vibrator.Copy !req
971. - We've got K-Y and Lay-Orgy gel.Copy !req
972. Hey, you taste it,
you're gonna buy it, all right?Copy !req
973. The Lay-Orgy gel comes
in lemon, mint, cherry or trail mix.Copy !req
974. - Trail mix?
- I was making a joke.Copy !req
975. Just these three items will be fine.Copy !req
976. You know, you're probably
gonna need some stay-hard roll-on.Copy !req
977. - No, thank you.
- Some titty lube?Copy !req
978. - No.
- China Shrink Cream?Copy !req
979. - No.
- Ben Wa Dancing Egg?Copy !req
980. Just these three items will be fine.Copy !req
981. Okay, hot rod. It comes to $19.50.Copy !req
982. But I'm tellin' ya, you're gonna need
a lubricant for this vibrator.Copy !req
983. Unless your date's inflatable. Ha!Copy !req
984. For your information, I am buying this
to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer.Copy !req
985. Sure!Copy !req
986. Paul, nobody is trying to kill you.Copy !req
987. We're the ones who are killing people.Copy !req
988. Twice he tried to run me down,
the rotten little beaner.Copy !req
989. - What rotten little beaner?
- Guess.Copy !req
990. Paul, did you actually
see Raoul driving the car?Copy !req
991. No, he was wearing
some kind of ski mask or something.Copy !req
992. You said it was a Toyota.
Have you ever seen Raoul in a Toyota?Copy !req
993. Well, maybe he borrowed it. How do I know?
Maybe he stole it. It was definitely him.Copy !req
994. Paul, I think you're jumping to conclusions,
and I don't want to discuss it anymore.Copy !req
995. Now why don't you help me
with these letters?Copy !req
996. What's a basket job?Copy !req
997. Hey, I thought you said 50 cents a pound.Copy !req
998. That's for trimmed, man.
For this stuff, you're lucky to get 30.Copy !req
999. Hey, all right.
I should have trimmed it. You're right.Copy !req
1000. All right, man.
We got some driving to do. Let's go.Copy !req
1001. - Dog food?
- Doggie King brand.Copy !req
1002. Oh, well. So what? Who cares?
As long as we get our cut.Copy !req
1003. Mary, what if somebody recognizes
a piece of clothing or jewelry?Copy !req
1004. - That's not likely.
- What if somebody finds out...Copy !req
1005. what the night crew at Doggie King
is feeding into their grinder?Copy !req
1006. I am sure that Raoul
knows what he's doing.Copy !req
1007. I'll say he does. You know where
he's getting most of the money?Copy !req
1008. - From the cars.
- Cars?Copy !req
1009. The cars. Something we never thought of.Copy !req
1010. He takes the car keys
out of those people's pockets...Copy !req
1011. and then he figures out which of the cars
parked downstairs belong to them...Copy !req
1012. and then he sells the cars
for a lot of money -Copy !req
1013. a lot more than he's splitting with us.Copy !req
1014. I don't believe you.Copy !req
1015. Mary, he's making thousands
of dollars from those cars.Copy !req
1016. - Nonsense.
- We'll see if it's nonsense when
I confront him with it tonight.Copy !req
1017. Listen to me, Paul. In a couple of weeks
we will have everything we wanted.Copy !req
1018. - Until then, what is the point of making trouble?
- I'll tell you what's the point.Copy !req
1019. That son of a bitch is making a play for my wife
and trying to kill me. That's the point.Copy !req
1020. - Oh, my God. My 9:00.Copy !req
1021. - Hello?Copy !req
1022. Just a minute.Copy !req
1023. - Huh?
- Just a minute.Copy !req
1024. Keep your shirt on.Copy !req
1025. - Vayos con Dios indeed.Copy !req
1026. - Paula?
- I said just a minute.Copy !req
1027. Paul, I can't find the pants
to this costume. I'm -Copy !req
1028. - I'm coming.Copy !req
1029. - Oh, Paula!
- Fuck the costume.Copy !req
1030. ? Doggie King?Copy !req
1031. - Mmm!
- Your Majesty, this is delicious.Copy !req
1032. - Really!Copy !req
1033. Nothing but the finest
for me and my best friends.Copy !req
1034. - ? It's a simple thing?Copy !req
1035. Well, what a surprise.Copy !req
1036. I hope you don't mind
my dropping in like this.Copy !req
1037. Of course not.
Please forgive the condition of the house.Copy !req
1038. Frank had some old army buddies
in last night, and -Copy !req
1039. - Please.
- Well -Copy !req
1040. So, how's it going?Copy !req
1041. Great. Of course -Copy !req
1042. It is a mixed bag.
Some of those people that come to us -Copy !req
1043. - Pretty gross, huh?
- It's not just that.Copy !req
1044. Some of them are into fantasies that
require a great deal of acting ability...Copy !req
1045. and while Mary has gotten a whole lot
better in the last few weeks...Copy !req
1046. there's one situation where I'm afraid -Copy !req
1047. - You need a pro.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1048. Mary doesn't know anything
about this, of course.Copy !req
1049. I didn't want to hurt her feelings.
You understand.Copy !req
1050. Of course.
So, what's the deal? Full costume?Copy !req
1051. Yes.Copy !req
1052. But not the type you're used to.Copy !req
1053. Excuse me.Copy !req
1054. Excuse me.Copy !req
1055. Do you believe in the sixth sense?Copy !req
1056. - I think I gave you over a dollar.
- No, no, no, no.Copy !req
1057. The sixth sense.
Some blind people have it. I have it.Copy !req
1058. - May I sit down?
- Yeah. Go ahead.Copy !req
1059. You have been very wicked,
and you are in terrible danger.Copy !req
1060. So is everybody who eats here.Copy !req
1061. You have been earning money
from an evil undertaking...Copy !req
1062. and if you keep it up,
you will burn for all eternity in hell.Copy !req
1063. Hey, sister. I'm in hell right now.Copy !req
1064. That money's gonna help get me out.Copy !req
1065. That money is gonna bring
a curse down on you!Copy !req
1066. You'll have more bad luck
than you ever dreamed possible!Copy !req
1067. Not religious, huh?Copy !req
1068. Doris, when we get through with him, he'll
be happy to clean the latrines at a leper colony.Copy !req
1069. Unleash the border patrol.Copy !req
1070. Mr. Raoul Mendoza?Copy !req
1071. Maybe.Copy !req
1072. I'm with the Immigration Department.
May I see your green card, please?Copy !req
1073. I'll see you later, man.Copy !req
1074. Green card? What are you talking about?
I ain't no wetback.Copy !req
1075. According to our information...Copy !req
1076. your birth certificate is a forgery.Copy !req
1077. - You got the wrong Mendoza, baby.
- Sure, all you vatos say that.Copy !req
1078. Hey, you don't scare me any.
This is all talk.Copy !req
1079. Oh, yeah? Well, you better get
while the getting's good.Copy !req
1080. This time tomorrow I'm gonna have
enough on you to drop-kick your ass...Copy !req
1081. back over the Rio Grande.Copy !req
1082. Hasta la vista, cholo.Copy !req
1083. Nervous and flustered, eh? But you don't see him
jumping on the next plane for Mexico City?Copy !req
1084. Okay, we better escalate to plan "C."Copy !req
1085. - Who is it?
- Health inspector.Copy !req
1086. Hi. Mr. Raoul Mendoza?Copy !req
1087. ¿Cómo está usted?Copy !req
1088. I'm Sally Cummings
from the L.A. Health Department...Copy !req
1089. and I've been sent here by the city to warn
everyone on your socioeconomic level...Copy !req
1090. about an epidemic of a new kind
of venereal disease.Copy !req
1091. Hey, lady.
Don't worry about me. I'm clean.Copy !req
1092. Of course you are.Copy !req
1093. Just look on this as a free checkup.Copy !req
1094. - You want me to strip?
- No, just open your mouth.Copy !req
1095. Okay.Copy !req
1096. Mm-hmm. Fine.Copy !req
1097. Now, breathe deeply.Copy !req
1098. Uh-huh. Have you had any headaches,
earaches or persistent sores?Copy !req
1099. Only when I skip foreplay.Copy !req
1100. Very funny. Now, let me see your eyes.Copy !req
1101. Uh-huh. You've got it!Copy !req
1102. But don't worry. It can be controlled.Copy !req
1103. Here. Just take two of these
each time you have sexual relations.Copy !req
1104. - Before or after?
- Before.Copy !req
1105. Well, you better give me
about five of these.Copy !req
1106. I'm a guy that really likes to party.
You know what I mean?Copy !req
1107. Now make sure you take those.
Otherwise...Copy !req
1108. we can't be responsible
for the consequences.Copy !req
1109. You wouldn't want to end up like this.Copy !req
1110. - ¡Chingao!
- What's wrong?Copy !req
1111. I better take some more of these pills.Copy !req
1112. What pills?Copy !req
1113. Oh, you know,
they're, uh - they're like vitamins.Copy !req
1114. - Damn. I can't get the top off.
- Here. Let me.Copy !req
1115. You better give me two of 'em.Copy !req
1116. - Who gave these to you?
- A nurse. Why?Copy !req
1117. They don't look like vitamins. Hmm.Copy !req
1118. These are saltpeter.Copy !req
1119. That's what they give little kids in camp
so they don't play with themselves.Copy !req
1120. - What?
- If you want to force me to make love to you...Copy !req
1121. you better not take any more of these.Copy !req
1122. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
1123. - Your husband did this.
- Did what?Copy !req
1124. God, he's fixed it
so I can't make love to you.Copy !req
1125. - Scalpel.
- Scalpel.Copy !req
1126. - Suture.
- Suture.Copy !req
1127. - Frying pan.Copy !req
1128. Well, there's one consideration.Copy !req
1129. If you'd done what he'd asked,
he would have died anyway.Copy !req
1130. The funny thing is
is that he is a real doctor.Copy !req
1131. I recognize him from the hospital.
What a world.Copy !req
1132. Hello? James. Nice of you to call.Copy !req
1133. Yes. Of course
we're still interested in the house.Copy !req
1134. They have.Copy !req
1135. Oh, they are.Copy !req
1136. No. We'll just see what we can do.Copy !req
1137. Okay. Thank you, James.Copy !req
1138. Bye.Copy !req
1139. Don't tell me.
There's been another offer on our house?Copy !req
1140. We have to come up
with $25,000 by Friday...Copy !req
1141. or another couple is gonna take the place
and turn it into a clinic for rich, fat people.Copy !req
1142. Nobody is getting that house but us.Copy !req
1143. - We'll just have to speed up production.
- Speed up production?Copy !req
1144. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
1145. - What about that ritzy swingers party
Doris is going to tonight?
- The one with the hot tub.Copy !req
1146. Hi, swingers. I'm Howard Swine...Copy !req
1147. your horny host
that's hung with the most.Copy !req
1148. Though I hate to boast,
I'm big as a post and warm as toast!Copy !req
1149. Cool it, Howard. Those are all the things
he couldn't say on the radio...Copy !req
1150. so now he's making up
for lost time - constantly.Copy !req
1151. I'm so glad you decided to come.Copy !req
1152. I come whether I decide to or not.Copy !req
1153. Uh, great, Howard.
Uh, why don't you go now?Copy !req
1154. Hey. You can't fluff me off like that.Copy !req
1155. I'm your host -
your horny host that's hung with the most.Copy !req
1156. Though I hate to boast,
I'm big as a post and warm as toast!Copy !req
1157. I knew this party
would be full of assholes.Copy !req
1158. It's Doris!Copy !req
1159. Oh, beat me, Doris! Work me!
Make me write bad checks!Copy !req
1160. - Cash his check!
- Scum!Copy !req
1161. - You better beg for mercy.
- Give him hell!Copy !req
1162. Harder. Harder!Copy !req
1163. All these bozos have to pretend like
it's all a joke in front of their friends.Copy !req
1164. - But half of them will
look me up for real next week.
- Go, go, go.Copy !req
1165. He'll be back for more.
Happy hunting.Copy !req
1166. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.Copy !req
1167. Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go...Copy !req
1168. go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1169. - Oh, my. Is she all right?
- What happened?Copy !req
1170. - To fine food.
- And great wine.Copy !req
1171. Mountain Brook!Copy !req
1172. - Just be as honest with me as you can.
- Okay. You're a creep.Copy !req
1173. All right. Now let me rephrase that.Copy !req
1174. Hi. My name is Susan. What's yours?Copy !req
1175. Uh, I'm Paul, and this is my wife, Mary.Copy !req
1176. Well, I'm very pleased
to make your acquaintance.Copy !req
1177. I was just saying
to my husband Moose over there...Copy !req
1178. you're a highly unusual looking couple.Copy !req
1179. We were wondering if you'd like to
get together with us and have a little fun.Copy !req
1180. Uh, what did you have in mind?Copy !req
1181. Ooh, gee, we're up for about anything.Copy !req
1182. You see, we're both bi,
so we can go either way.Copy !req
1183. But actually, we do like straight sex.Copy !req
1184. Uh, Moose is into voyeurism...Copy !req
1185. and I'm into exhibitionism.Copy !req
1186. Oh, we like B&D, but we don't like S&M.Copy !req
1187. We met at the A&P.Copy !req
1188. Oh!
Oh!Copy !req
1189. But we don't like labels.Copy !req
1190. Speaking of labels,
that's a marvelous outfit you have on.Copy !req
1191. Did you get it at Saks?Copy !req
1192. Saks?Copy !req
1193. Oh, no.
I got the whole thing at Penney's.Copy !req
1194. Very nice of you to ask us,
but we're actually into Saint Bernards.Copy !req
1195. Oh, really?Copy !req
1196. Wow.Copy !req
1197. Well, see you around.Copy !req
1198. Moose, honey, they're into doggies.Copy !req
1199. - Dogs?
- They're at the right party.Copy !req
1200. Oh, but look. There are two Guccis
coming on to a Pierre Cardin. Let's go.Copy !req
1201. Mary, if I'm really gonna throw myself
into this, I need a stiff drink.Copy !req
1202. - Can I get you one?
- Oh, no. I think I'll check out the ladies' room.Copy !req
1203. - Meet you back here.
- Okay.
- The chick was so fat...Copy !req
1204. the whole thing just tore loose
from the ceiling and almost killed me.Copy !req
1205. - Some basket job.
- Yeah? Well, you get what you pay for.Copy !req
1206. In Tijuana?Copy !req
1207. Mrs. Bland. Fancy meeting you here.Copy !req
1208. Not so, uh, old-fashioned
as you pretended after all, huh?Copy !req
1209. - Excuse me, Mr. Leech.
- You know, that little scene...Copy !req
1210. you played the other day
in my office really turned me on.Copy !req
1211. You've no idea. I kept wondering
what the passion was like...Copy !req
1212. with the hair down and the clothes off.Copy !req
1213. And now, I am going to
find out for myself.Copy !req
1214. Where are the ludes?Copy !req
1215. Hold it up. Hold the bitch up.Copy !req
1216. Okay, you two. Mush!Copy !req
1217. Good night, Doris!Copy !req
1218. - Paul.
- Oh, there you are. I was
wondering what happened to you.Copy !req
1219. Paul, we have to get out of here.
We have to go now.Copy !req
1220. You two don't seem to be joining
in the fun and games.Copy !req
1221. - Do you have V.D., or are you here as tourists?
- Neither.Copy !req
1222. What is your scene anyway?Copy !req
1223. We invite swingers to our place
and then murder them for their money.Copy !req
1224. Great, man.Copy !req
1225. Have you lost your mind?
Why did you say that?Copy !req
1226. Oh, why not? He's forgotten already.Copy !req
1227. Paul, you're getting drunk.Copy !req
1228. - Paul, I just killed Mr. Leech.Copy !req
1229. You know, Mr. Leech from the bank.Copy !req
1230. Yeah? Well, I just stepped on
Mr. Snail from the garden.Copy !req
1231. No, Paul. I'm not joking.
He came on to me in the bathroom...Copy !req
1232. and I killed him with a rattail comb.Copy !req
1233. Sounds messy.
Did he have a lot on him?Copy !req
1234. Yes, but I couldn't get it.
I had to throw him out the window.Copy !req
1235. - Out the window?
- Yes. Here.Copy !req
1236. But - Is that him?Copy !req
1237. Come on. We can get that money.Copy !req
1238. Come on. Come on, everybody.
It's hot tub time!Copy !req
1239. Come on! Come on, everybody!
Out of your clothes and into the tub!Copy !req
1240. In the tub!Copy !req
1241. Last one in is a lousy lay!Copy !req
1242. Hey! You two spoilsports.Copy !req
1243. What are you doing
over there by the fence?Copy !req
1244. None of your damn business!Copy !req
1245. I'm the host here, goddamn it. Now get out
of your clothes and get into the hot tub...Copy !req
1246. - or get the hell out!
- Yeah!Copy !req
1247. We don't want any wet blankets
or spoilsports at this party.Copy !req
1248. - We're here to swing, aren't we, kids?Copy !req
1249. Oh, yeah? Well, swing on this.Copy !req
1250. Okay, that's 3,000 there. This is 429.Copy !req
1251. And this is - Oh. One, two, three -Copy !req
1252. Hello? One-Way Auto?Copy !req
1253. Do you have one of those
double-decker car carriers?Copy !req
1254. Well, bring it over to 1510 Blue Jay Way.Copy !req
1255. We've got a bonanza for you.Copy !req
1256. - ? Give me the cash, Jack?
- ? No money back?Copy !req
1257. - ? Give me the green, Gene?
- ? No in-between?Copy !req
1258. - ? Give me the cash, Jack?
- ? No money back?Copy !req
1259. - ? Give me the green, Gene?
- ? No in-between?Copy !req
1260. - ? Give me the cash, Jack?
- ? No money back?Copy !req
1261. - ? Give me the green, Gene?
- ? No in-between?Copy !req
1262. ? Give me the cash, Jack?Copy !req
1263. ? No money back?Copy !req
1264. Oh, I can't believe it.
$40,000 in one night.Copy !req
1265. Yeah. Tomorrow we can call James,
move in to Paul and Mary's Country Kitchen.Copy !req
1266. Hey. Did you leave
the light on in the bedroom?Copy !req
1267. Paul, have you been drinking?
Where did you ge -Copy !req
1268. So, not only do you try to
make me into a big maricón...Copy !req
1269. but you sell cars behind my back
and don't even give me a cut.Copy !req
1270. Don't worry, chiquita.Copy !req
1271. The time has come to liberate you
from this husband of yours.Copy !req
1272. - Listen, Raoul -
- Shut up!Copy !req
1273. You're gonna dump me, huh?Copy !req
1274. Well, Mary and me
are gonna dump you, ese.Copy !req
1275. Just when you get
this business going great...Copy !req
1276. you want to take
this beautiful, sexy woman...Copy !req
1277. and stick her in some country kitchen
and make her sweat for you?Copy !req
1278. What an asshole.Copy !req
1279. - And she's such a lady
that she don't even complain.
- Raoul -Copy !req
1280. Keep cool, baby. I know what I'm doing.Copy !req
1281. I got ambition.Copy !req
1282. We're gonna expand this business...Copy !req
1283. bring in some real sexy
younger girls to dress up...Copy !req
1284. instead of my wife,
who's gonna be too busy having my kids.Copy !req
1285. And while she's busy having your children,
the young sexy ones -Copy !req
1286. Shut up!Copy !req
1287. - Chiquita.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1288. Go bring me that frying pan.
Hurry up.Copy !req
1289. Mary!Copy !req
1290. And we're gonna move into a place
that's real class.Copy !req
1291. Red velvet wallpaper...Copy !req
1292. gold lamps...Copy !req
1293. and those real good
black velvet paintings.Copy !req
1294. No cheap stuff.Copy !req
1295. I can't find it.Copy !req
1296. Come on.Copy !req
1297. Damn kids broke the compactor.
Must have put bottles in it or something.Copy !req
1298. - Paul, what are we gonna do about Raoul?
- Oh, don't worry about him.Copy !req
1299. - Don't worry about him?
- I'll drop him off at Doggie King.Copy !req
1300. Oh, Paul, would - would you mind not
dropping him off at the dog food center?Copy !req
1301. - Getting sentimental, Mary?
- No.Copy !req
1302. Paul, there's something I never told you.Copy !req
1303. Raoul and I, uh -Copy !req
1304. - I know.
- No.Copy !req
1305. - I know.
- Oh, no, Paul. You don't know, because he-he -Copy !req
1306. You see, what happened
is he forced me to smoke this drug...Copy !req
1307. and then he raped me.Copy !req
1308. And then he told me that if I didn't
continue to have relations with him...Copy !req
1309. that he was gonna tell you,
and I couldn't let anyone hurt you.Copy !req
1310. - And so we continued -
- He deserved everything he got...Copy !req
1311. but that's all over now, okay?Copy !req
1312. Look. In an hour or so, we're gonna sign
the papers, give James the money -Copy !req
1313. - James! Paul, I forgot all about James.
- We promised him dinner -Copy !req
1314. - I know.
- And he's gonna be here in 45 minutes.Copy !req
1315. I'll go to the store and get something.Copy !req
1316. The store? You can't go to the store.
You don't have time.Copy !req
1317. Paul, we've got to improvise something.Copy !req
1318. You know, it's times like these,
when I see two great people...Copy !req
1319. like you and Mary
get the house of your dreams...Copy !req
1320. well, my job becomes something more than
just a thing you do from 9:00 to 5:00.Copy !req
1321. That's very kind of you, James.Copy !req
1322. Oh, listen. I mean it. Really.Copy !req
1323. I think it's great
that you made it without...Copy !req
1324. knocking other people aside to get there.Copy !req
1325. That's a real compliment,
coming from a real estate dealer.Copy !req
1326. Maybe I ought to be a wine seller.Copy !req
1327. I didn't know there was so much money
selling those things door-to-door.Copy !req
1328. - Are you all right?Copy !req
1329. Boy, is this stuff terrific.Copy !req
1330. Well, I hope you make this
a permanent item on your menu.Copy !req
1331. It's French.Copy !req
1332. No, actually, it's more Spanish.Copy !req
1333. Mmm! It's so tender.Copy !req
1334. Yeah. I know.Copy !req
1335. It's amazing what you can do with a cheap
piece of meat if you know how to treat it.Copy !req
1336. - And, of course, the right wine always helps.Copy !req
1337. I'll drink to that.Copy !req