1. Hey, you got a room?Copy !req
2. Hey, man!Copy !req
3. You got a room?Copy !req
4. You asshole!Copy !req
5. I'm going down to Mardi Gras
I'm gonna get me a Mardi Gras queenCopy !req
6. Oh, man. Wow, Mardi Gras.Copy !req
7. That's gonna be the weirdest, you know?Copy !req
8. You know what we ought to do first thing?Copy !req
9. Go and get us a groovy dinner.Copy !req
10. Yeah, break out some of that cash, man.Copy !req
11. Out here in the wilderness,
fighting Indians and cowboys on every side.Copy !req
12. What's the matter? You zonked?
Really zonked, eh?Copy !req
13. No, I'm just kind of tired.Copy !req
14. You're pulling inside.
You're getting a little distance tonight.Copy !req
15. You're getting a little distance, man.Copy !req
16. Yeah. Well,
I'm just getting my thing together.Copy !req
17. Yeah, right.Copy !req
18. Come on, it's checkout time.Copy !req
19. Hey, Billy.Copy !req
20. Man, don't do that.Copy !req
21. Howdy!Copy !req
22. What can I do for you?Copy !req
23. I'd like to fix my flat, if you don't mind.Copy !req
24. No, I don't mind.Copy !req
25. In the barn there,
you'll find any tools you'll need.Copy !req
26. Whoa, baby! Whoa, honey.Copy !req
27. Turn that thing off.
You're making my horse skittish.Copy !req
28. - Sure is a good-looking machine.
- Yeah.Copy !req
29. There you go.Copy !req
30. You fellas can sit down here.Copy !req
31. Would you mind taking off your hat?Copy !req
32. We thank thee, Lord,
for these thy gifts received from thy bounty.Copy !req
33. In the name of thy only begotten son...Copy !req
34. Jesus Christ, our Lord. Amen.Copy !req
35. Where you fellas from?Copy !req
36. L.A.Copy !req
37. L.A.?Copy !req
38. Los Angeles.Copy !req
39. Los Angeles. Is that a fact?Copy !req
40. When I was a young man...Copy !req
41. I was headed for California, but...Copy !req
42. Well, you know how it is.Copy !req
43. You sure got a nice spread here.Copy !req
44. Yeah, I sure got a lot of them.Copy !req
45. My wife is Catholic, you know?Copy !req
46. Can we have some more coffee?Copy !req
47. No, I mean it.Copy !req
48. You've got a nice place.Copy !req
49. It's not every man that can
live off the land, you know?Copy !req
50. Can do your own thing in your own time.Copy !req
51. You should be proud.Copy !req
52. Hey, man, what are you doing?Copy !req
53. Come here. I gotta talk to you, man.Copy !req
54. Everything we ever dreamed
of is in that gas tank.Copy !req
55. You got a stranger pouring gasoline on it.Copy !req
56. All he's gotta do is look
into it and he can see—Copy !req
57. He won't know what it is, man.Copy !req
58. Don't worry, Billy. Everything's all right.Copy !req
59. All right, man. I don't know.Copy !req
60. I do.Copy !req
61. Everything's fine, Billy.Copy !req
62. That's all taken care of.Copy !req
63. I like that.Copy !req
64. - How much further do we gotta go?
- I don't know.Copy !req
65. Not much further.Copy !req
66. That's what you said this morning.Copy !req
67. I sometimes say it all day.Copy !req
68. Really? You say it all day?Copy !req
69. We don't have much longer.
We'll be there soon.Copy !req
70. We gotta get to Mardi Gras, man.
We're going to Mardi Gras.Copy !req
71. Your little heart is set on that, huh?Copy !req
72. We got a week.Copy !req
73. That's a week away, man.Copy !req
74. It's a long way to Mardi Gras, baby.Copy !req
75. It won't take us a week
to get to New Orleans.Copy !req
76. Think I'm gonna crash.Copy !req
77. I think you have crashed, man.Copy !req
78. I keep seeing things
jumping all over the place.Copy !req
79. - Really?
- Yeah, look.Copy !req
80. - What is it?
- It's a moth.Copy !req
81. - A what?
- Moth. Bug.Copy !req
82. This is a weird place, man.Copy !req
83. That smoke's getting to me.Copy !req
84. But I notice you're not moving.Copy !req
85. Where are you from, man?Copy !req
86. Can I have a light?Copy !req
87. Where are you from, man?Copy !req
88. Hard to say.Copy !req
89. Hard to say? Where are you from, man?Copy !req
90. It's hard to say because it's
a very long word, you know?Copy !req
91. I just wanna know where you're from.Copy !req
92. The city.Copy !req
93. From a city?Copy !req
94. Doesn't make any difference what city.
They're all alike.Copy !req
95. That's why I'm out here now.Copy !req
96. - That's why you're out here? Why?
- Yeah.Copy !req
97. Because I'm a long way from the city...Copy !req
98. and that's where I wanna be right now.Copy !req
99. They know you in this place?Copy !req
100. This place we're coming to?Copy !req
101. The place where we're at now?Copy !req
102. This place.Copy !req
103. You're right on top of them.Copy !req
104. - I'm right on top of them?
- Yeah.Copy !req
105. The people this place belongs
to are buried right under you.Copy !req
106. You could be a trifle polite.Copy !req
107. "A trifle polite"?Copy !req
108. A small thing to ask.Copy !req
109. You ever wanna be somebody else?Copy !req
110. I'd like to try Porky Pig.Copy !req
111. I never wanted to be anybody else.Copy !req
112. You can't hit me.
I'm invisible! I'm invisible!Copy !req
113. Hey, Sarah. How's it going?Copy !req
114. Rudolph, what are you eating?Copy !req
115. Thanks for the stuff you brought.Copy !req
116. How's it going?Copy !req
117. We can't take any more strangers.
Just too many people dropping in.Copy !req
118. Oh, I'm not talking about you and your friends,
you know that.Copy !req
119. Last week, Susan dropped in
with 12 people from Easter City.Copy !req
120. She wanted to take 10
pounds of rice with her.Copy !req
121. Naturally, we had to say no.Copy !req
122. So she gets uptight, breaks out some hash
and won't give us any.Copy !req
123. They went outside to start their bus...Copy !req
124. and couldn't get it started.Copy !req
125. I bet you haven't had anybody
around like me to rap to.Copy !req
126. You know I love you and I want you to rap.Copy !req
127. - Oh, God, I want you to rap.
- Cut that out.Copy !req
128. I guess nobody else here is interested...Copy !req
129. but I'd sure like to meet your friend.Copy !req
130. I bet you'd like to do more than that.Copy !req
131. I think he's beautiful.Copy !req
132. - He's beautiful.
- Hey.Copy !req
133. What is that weird thing
up there on the hill?Copy !req
134. It looks like a stage.
You got a light opera company?Copy !req
135. That's the mime troupe stage.Copy !req
136. They've gone down to the
hot springs to bathe.Copy !req
137. Mime troupe?Copy !req
138. Hey, Lisa?Copy !req
139. What does this mean?Copy !req
140. "Starting brings misfortune.Copy !req
141. Perseverance brings danger.Copy !req
142. Not every demand for change
in the existing order should be heeded.Copy !req
143. On the other hand,
repeated and well-founded complaints...Copy !req
144. should not fail to a hearing."Copy !req
145. Well, when one—Copy !req
146. Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!Copy !req
147. We've come to play for our dinner...Copy !req
148. or should I say, stay for our dinner.Copy !req
149. Or even...Copy !req
150. slay for our dinner.Copy !req
151. Men at war. How ghastly, ghastly!Copy !req
152. We've come to drink your wine...Copy !req
153. taste your food and take
pleasure in your women.Copy !req
154. The water in that river
is about 80 degrees.Copy !req
155. You put your hand in a foot
away, it's below freezing.Copy !req
156. Oh, come on. I've gotta get dinner on.Copy !req
157. Who said "out" to me?Copy !req
158. I picked— Unhand me! I played communes—Copy !req
159. - Out! Out! Out! Out!
- Evil eye on this place.Copy !req
160. A double whammy for you all.Copy !req
161. Come, my dear. We won't play here.Copy !req
162. Get out.Copy !req
163. I like you.Copy !req
164. These people got here late in the summer.Copy !req
165. Too late to plant.
But the weather was beautiful...Copy !req
166. and it was easy living.
And then came that winter.Copy !req
167. There were 40 or 50 living
in a one-room place.Copy !req
168. Nothing to eat, out by the side of the road
looking for dead horses.Copy !req
169. Anything they could get ahold of.Copy !req
170. There's 18 or 20 left.
And they're city kids. Look at them.Copy !req
171. But they're getting this crop in.Copy !req
172. They'll stay here till it's harvested.
That's the whole thing.Copy !req
173. You get much rain here, man?Copy !req
174. I guess we'll have to dance for that.Copy !req
175. Look at this, man. A seashell. Dig.Copy !req
176. There's nothing but sand.
They ain't gonna make it.Copy !req
177. They're gonna make it.Copy !req
178. Dig, man. They're gonna make it.Copy !req
179. We have planted our seeds.Copy !req
180. We ask...Copy !req
181. that our efforts be worthy...Copy !req
182. to produce simple food...Copy !req
183. for our simple taste.Copy !req
184. We ask that our efforts...Copy !req
185. be rewarded.Copy !req
186. We thank you for the food
we eat from other hands...Copy !req
187. that we may share it
with our fellow man...Copy !req
188. and be even more generous...Copy !req
189. when it is from our own.Copy !req
190. Thank you for a place...Copy !req
191. to make a stand.Copy !req
192. - Amen.
- Amen.Copy !req
193. Amen.Copy !req
194. Let's eat.Copy !req
195. Hark ye gentles! Hark ye all.Copy !req
196. Time has come for curtain call.Copy !req
197. Are you an Aquarius?Copy !req
198. Pisces?Copy !req
199. I guessed right.Copy !req
200. Do you like our place here?Copy !req
201. Yeah.Copy !req
202. Who sent you?Copy !req
203. I gotta get out of here, man.Copy !req
204. We got things we wanna do, man.Copy !req
205. I gotta get out of here, man.Copy !req
206. Hey, could you take me and my friend
over across the canyon?Copy !req
207. Yeah, anything.Copy !req
208. It won't be out of your way, honest.Copy !req
209. It's all right.Copy !req
210. It's all right.Copy !req
211. We're not no traveling bureau.Copy !req
212. - Why don't they get their own ride?
- Hey, hey, hey.Copy !req
213. We're eating their food.Copy !req
214. All right, man.Copy !req
215. - Get them together though, man.
- Right.Copy !req
216. Neil, come on.Copy !req
217. More water! More water!Copy !req
218. When you get to the right
place, with the right people...Copy !req
219. quarter this.Copy !req
220. You know, this could be the right place.Copy !req
221. Your time's running out.Copy !req
222. Hey, man. Hey!Copy !req
223. If we're going, we're going. Let's go!Copy !req
224. Yeah. I'm—Copy !req
225. I'm hip about time.Copy !req
226. But I just gotta go.Copy !req
227. Parading without a permit?
You gotta be kidding. Do you know who this is?Copy !req
228. This is Captain America. I'm Billy.
We're headliners, baby.Copy !req
229. We played every fair in this part of the country.
I mean, for top dollar too!Copy !req
230. Weirdo hicks, man. A bunch of weirdo hicks.Copy !req
231. Parading without a permit, man!Copy !req
232. Oh, no. What did I do now?Copy !req
233. Oh, what am I gonna do now?Copy !req
234. Oh, my head.Copy !req
235. All right, George.
What're you gonna do now?Copy !req
236. You promised these people, now.Copy !req
237. You promised these people
and you promised these people...Copy !req
238. Hey! Hey, man, would you mind?Copy !req
239. You just woke my friend up.Copy !req
240. Yeah, well...Copy !req
241. I'm real sorry. I didn't realize I...Copy !req
242. I didn't realize.Copy !req
243. My head.Copy !req
244. If you don't shut your mouth,
you ain't gonna have a head!Copy !req
245. I see you're up, Mr. Hansen.
You'll feel a lot better after this.Copy !req
246. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
247. I guess I— I guess I really
tied one on last night.Copy !req
248. Must've had a hell of a good time.Copy !req
249. I wish I could remember it.Copy !req
250. Hey, man.Copy !req
251. Could you get me a cigarette?Copy !req
252. You animals ain't smart
enough to play with fire.Copy !req
253. That's all right. They're good boys.
You can give them a cigarette.Copy !req
254. Thanks, mister.Copy !req
255. - Got a match?
- Yeah.Copy !req
256. Thank you, Bob.Copy !req
257. Listen, I'm...Copy !req
258. I'm sorry about the misunderstanding.Copy !req
259. There was no misunderstanding.
We're all in the same cage here.Copy !req
260. You must be some important dude.
That treatment—Copy !req
261. "Dude"?Copy !req
262. What does he mean, "dude"? Dude ranch?Copy !req
263. - "Dude"?
- No, no.Copy !req
264. "Dude" means a nice guy, you know?Copy !req
265. "Dude" means a regular person.Copy !req
266. You don't look like you're
from this part of the country.Copy !req
267. You're lucky I'm here to see
you don't get into anything.Copy !req
268. - Anything?
- Well...Copy !req
269. they got this here...Copy !req
270. scissor-happy,
beautify-America thing here.Copy !req
271. Trying to make everybody
look like Yul Brynner.Copy !req
272. They used rusty razor blades
on the last two longhairs...Copy !req
273. they brought in.
I wasn't here to protect them.Copy !req
274. See...Copy !req
275. I'm a lawyer.Copy !req
276. Done a lot of work for the ACLU.Copy !req
277. George Hansen.Copy !req
278. You think you can help us get
out of here with no sweat?Copy !req
279. I imagine that I can if
you haven't killed anybody.Copy !req
280. At least nobody white.Copy !req
281. See there? $25.
Not too bad for no razor blades.Copy !req
282. You know what I mean?Copy !req
283. - Very groovy. Thank you.
- Very groovy.Copy !req
284. See? I'll bet nobody ever said that to you.Copy !req
285. By the way, thanks for the aspirin before.Copy !req
286. George, I'm getting to...Copy !req
287. I'm getting to think you're
a regular "regular" here.Copy !req
288. I'm not gonna tell your dad.Copy !req
289. You just gotta be more careful.Copy !req
290. That'd be good if the powers
that be wouldn't hear about this.Copy !req
291. The old man's not feeling good.
Know what I mean?Copy !req
292. Well, now, George,
we won't tell your dad about that.Copy !req
293. - Isn't that right?
- That's right.Copy !req
294. What do you say we look at
these super machines we been hearing about?Copy !req
295. Let's get it on.Copy !req
296. Thanks a lot, Bob. See you later.Copy !req
297. I'll take care of it. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
298. All right, Carl.Copy !req
299. Thanks a million. Say hello to the missus.Copy !req
300. - Yes, sir.
- All right.Copy !req
301. Here's to the first of the day, fellas.Copy !req
302. To old D.H. Lawrence.Copy !req
303. Indians!Copy !req
304. Thank you.Copy !req
305. You know...Copy !req
306. I must've started off to
Mardi Gras six or seven times.Copy !req
307. Never got further than the state line.Copy !req
308. The governor of Louisiana gave me this.Copy !req
309. "Madame Tinkertoy's House of Blue Lights.Copy !req
310. Bourbon and Toulouse,
New Orleans, Louisiana."Copy !req
311. Now this is supposed to be
the finest whorehouse in the South.Copy !req
312. These ain't no pork chops.
These are U.S. prime.Copy !req
313. Out of sight, man.Copy !req
314. Oh, I'd like to get over there.Copy !req
315. How long did you boys say
it would take you to get down there?Copy !req
316. - Two or three days.
- Two or three days?Copy !req
317. Is that right?Copy !req
318. - Boy, I sure wish I was going with you.
- Yeah?Copy !req
319. You got a helmet?Copy !req
320. Oh, I've got a helmet. I got a beauty.Copy !req
321. Well, old buddy,
I never thought I'd ever see you again.Copy !req
322. You know, I threw this
thing away one week ago.Copy !req
323. My mother, of all people, retrieved it.
I can't understand that.Copy !req
324. She didn't want me to play football.
Always afraid I'd get hurt.Copy !req
325. And here, 12 years later,
I find it on my pillow...Copy !req
326. with a note pinned next to it
saying, "Save this for your son."Copy !req
327. Fire.Copy !req
328. Do this instead.Copy !req
329. No, thanks. I got some
store-bought here of my own.Copy !req
330. No, man. This is grass.Copy !req
331. - You mean, marijuana?
- Yeah.Copy !req
332. Lord have mercy, is that what that is?Copy !req
333. Let me see that.Copy !req
334. Marijuana.Copy !req
335. Go ahead. Light it up.Copy !req
336. Oh, no, no, no...Copy !req
337. I couldn't do that.
I've got enough problems...Copy !req
338. with the booze and all.
I can't afford to get hooked.Copy !req
339. You won't get hooked.Copy !req
340. Well, I know. But it leads to harder stuff.Copy !req
341. You say it's all right?Copy !req
342. Well, all right, then. How do I do it?Copy !req
343. Here.Copy !req
344. Wait a second.Copy !req
345. Well, that's got a real nice taste to it.Copy !req
346. Though I don't suppose
it'll do me much good.Copy !req
347. I'm so used to the booze.Copy !req
348. You've gotta hold it in your lungs longer.Copy !req
349. What...Copy !req
350. was that, man? What the hell was that?Copy !req
351. I don't know, man.
I was watching this object...Copy !req
352. like the satellite we saw.Copy !req
353. And it went right across the sky.
And then...Copy !req
354. I mean, it just suddenly...Copy !req
355. It just changed direction and went
whizzing off. It flashed and—Copy !req
356. You're stoned out of your mind.Copy !req
357. Oh, yeah. I'm stoned, man.
But, like, I saw a satellite.Copy !req
358. And it was going across the sky,
and it flashed three times at me...Copy !req
359. and zigzagged and whizzed off.Copy !req
360. And I saw it.Copy !req
361. That was a UFO beaming back at you.Copy !req
362. Me and Eric Heisman was down
in Mexico two weeks ago.Copy !req
363. We seen 40 of them flying in formation.Copy !req
364. They've got bases all over the world now.Copy !req
365. They've been coming here ever since 1946...Copy !req
366. when scientists started
bouncing radar beams off the moon.Copy !req
367. And they've been living and
working among us ever since.Copy !req
368. The government knows all about them.Copy !req
369. What are you talking, man?Copy !req
370. You just seen one of them, didn't you?Copy !req
371. I saw something,
but I didn't see it working here.Copy !req
372. Well, they are people, just like us...Copy !req
373. from within our own solar system.Copy !req
374. Except that their society
is more highly evolved.Copy !req
375. They don't have no wars.
They got no monetary system.Copy !req
376. They don't have any leaders
because each man is a leader.Copy !req
377. I mean, each man— Because
of their technology...Copy !req
378. they're able to feed, clothe, house,
and transport themselves...Copy !req
379. equally and with no effort.Copy !req
380. You know something?
You wanna know what I think?Copy !req
381. I think this is a crackpot idea.
That's what I think.Copy !req
382. How about that? How about a little of that?Copy !req
383. Think it's a crackpot idea.Copy !req
384. If they're so smart,
why don't they reveal themselves...Copy !req
385. and get it over with?Copy !req
386. Why don't they reveal themselves
is because if they did...Copy !req
387. it'd cause a general panic.Copy !req
388. Now, we still have leaders...Copy !req
389. upon whom we rely to
release this information.Copy !req
390. These leaders have decided to
repress this information...Copy !req
391. because of the tremendous shock...Copy !req
392. that it would cause to
our antiquated systems.Copy !req
393. Now, the result of this has
been that the Venusians...Copy !req
394. have contacted people
at all walks of life...Copy !req
395. all walks of life...Copy !req
396. Yes.Copy !req
397. It would be a devastating blow
to our antiquated systems.Copy !req
398. Now Venusians are meeting with
people in all walks of life...Copy !req
399. in an advisory capacity.Copy !req
400. For once,
man will have a godlike control...Copy !req
401. over his own destiny.
He'll have a chance to transcend...Copy !req
402. and to evolve with
some equality for all.Copy !req
403. How's your joint, George?Copy !req
404. Oh, my, I believe it went out.Copy !req
405. I got to talking so much,
I clean forgot about...Copy !req
406. It went out.Copy !req
407. Save it and we'll do it
tomorrow morning first thing.Copy !req
408. It gives you a whole new
way of looking at the day.Copy !req
409. Well, I sure could use that.Copy !req
410. Yes, I sure could use a little of that.Copy !req
411. What the hell is this? Troublemakers?Copy !req
412. You name it,
I'll throw rocks at it, sheriff.Copy !req
413. Y'all, check what just walked in.Copy !req
414. I like the one in the red
shirt with suspenders.Copy !req
415. White shirt for me.Copy !req
416. Look how tough their black pants are.Copy !req
417. We're in an establishment now, aren't we?Copy !req
418. - What did you say?
- I said:Copy !req
419. - What?
- I said:Copy !req
420. I can't believe. What are they doing here?Copy !req
421. - Look at the teeth around his neck.
- Did they drive motorcycles?Copy !req
422. They know we're talking about them.Copy !req
423. Hot damn!Copy !req
424. I'll tell you.Copy !req
425. I'll order kidneys because I left mine
out on the road somewhere.Copy !req
426. - I like his hair all down his head.
- And I like his eyes.Copy !req
427. You know that girl over
there in the corner?Copy !req
428. Don't look too close because
the sheriff's right over there.Copy !req
429. You know what I mean?Copy !req
430. - Check that joker with long hair.
- I checked him.Copy !req
431. We might have to bring him to
the Hilton before it's over.Copy !req
432. - I think she's cute.
- Isn't she though?Copy !req
433. We'll put him in a woman's cell.Copy !req
434. We ought to put them in a cage
and charge admission to see them.Copy !req
435. Those are what are known
as country witticisms.Copy !req
436. I can't believe they're here.Copy !req
437. Let's ask them to take us for a ride.Copy !req
438. Don't be foolish.Copy !req
439. They'll think you—
He'll laugh in your face.Copy !req
440. - Yeah, that'd be good.
- I doubt it.Copy !req
441. - I'm gonna ask them.
- Be my guest.Copy !req
442. Not when I'm around.Copy !req
443. I don't think you're gonna.Copy !req
444. - Go ahead.
- Okay.Copy !req
445. Go ahead.Copy !req
446. I thought at first that bunch over there...Copy !req
447. their mothers were
frightened by gorillas...Copy !req
448. but now I think they were caught.Copy !req
449. I think one's Alley Oop...Copy !req
450. from the beads on him.Copy !req
451. One of them darn sure is not Oola.Copy !req
452. Look like a bunch of refugees
from a gorilla love-in.Copy !req
453. - A gorilla couldn't love that.
- Nor could a mother.Copy !req
454. I wish you could mate him up
with one of those black wenches.Copy !req
455. Oh, now, I don't know about that.Copy !req
456. And that's about as low as they
come, I'll tell you.Copy !req
457. He's a biggie.Copy !req
458. And they're green.Copy !req
459. - No, they're not green, they're white.
- White?Copy !req
460. You're color-blind. I just gotta say that.Copy !req
461. Sure like to get some food.Copy !req
462. I thought jails were built for humanity,
and that won't quite qualify.Copy !req
463. - Wonder where they got those wigs.
- They probably grew them.Copy !req
464. - Nothing else would grow on them.
- You know...Copy !req
465. I'm not real hungry at the moment.Copy !req
466. You know what I mean?Copy !req
467. I saw two of them one
time just kissing away.Copy !req
468. Two males. Think of it.Copy !req
469. What should we do with them?Copy !req
470. I don't know, but I don't think
they'll make the parish line.Copy !req
471. Let's split.Copy !req
472. - Split?
- Yeah.Copy !req
473. Yes, sir.Copy !req
474. It certainly has been nice.Copy !req
475. They got fancy bikes.
That's some Yankee queers.Copy !req
476. Check the flag on that bike.Copy !req
477. It sure is.Copy !req
478. I still say they're not
gonna make the parish line.Copy !req
479. Hey, can I have a ride?Copy !req
480. You want a ride?Copy !req
481. You got a note from your moms?Copy !req
482. Oh, our old ladies won't mind.Copy !req
483. Please let us have a ride.Copy !req
484. I don't mind giving you a ride.Copy !req
485. The man is at the window
The man is at the windowCopy !req
486. The man is at the windowCopy !req
487. The man is at the window!Copy !req
488. I'd love to take you girls for a ride.Copy !req
489. You know...Copy !req
490. this used to be a
hell of a good country.Copy !req
491. I can't understand what's
gone wrong with it.Copy !req
492. Everybody got chicken, that's what.Copy !req
493. We can't even get into a second-rate hotel.Copy !req
494. I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig?Copy !req
495. They think we'd cut their throat.
They're scared.Copy !req
496. They're not scared of you.Copy !req
497. They're scared of what
you represent to them.Copy !req
498. Hey, man. All we represent to them
is somebody who needs a haircut.Copy !req
499. Oh, no.Copy !req
500. What you represent to them...Copy !req
501. is freedom.Copy !req
502. Freedom's what it's all about.Copy !req
503. Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's what it's all about.Copy !req
504. But talking about it and being it...Copy !req
505. that's two different things.Copy !req
506. It's real hard to be free...Copy !req
507. when you are bought and
sold in the marketplace.Copy !req
508. Don't tell anybody that they're not free
because they'll get busy...Copy !req
509. killing and maiming to
prove to you that they are.Copy !req
510. They're gonna talk to
you and talk to you...Copy !req
511. about individual freedom.Copy !req
512. But they see a free individual,
it's gonna scare them.Copy !req
513. Well, it don't make them running scared.Copy !req
514. No. It makes them dangerous.Copy !req
515. Swamp.Copy !req
516. All right, man.Copy !req
517. - Swamp.
- Swamp.Copy !req
518. Swamp.Copy !req
519. - Swamp.
- Swamp.Copy !req
520. Do you ever...Copy !req
521. You ever talk to bullfrogs
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
522. Not generally.Copy !req
523. - You don't?
- No, man.Copy !req
524. You know what I used to do?Copy !req
525. What'd you used to do?Copy !req
526. One thing I didn't used to do...Copy !req
527. is talk to bullfrogs in the
middle of the night, foolish.Copy !req
528. You're out of your mind!Copy !req
529. That's right.Copy !req
530. Hey, man. Hey, man.Copy !req
531. Oh, man. Hey, man.Copy !req
532. You okay? Oh, no.Copy !req
533. Oh, God.Copy !req
534. Oh, God.Copy !req
535. What are we gonna do with his stuff, man?Copy !req
536. Get it to his folks somehow.Copy !req
537. There's not much here, man.Copy !req
538. There's some money,
and there's his driver's license.Copy !req
539. Here's his card, man.Copy !req
540. He ain't gonna be using that.Copy !req
541. We'll go there for just one drink, man.Copy !req
542. No, man, now, really.
He would've wanted us to, man.Copy !req
543. "If God did not exist,
it would be necessary to invent him."Copy !req
544. That's a humdinger.Copy !req
545. I'm getting a little smashed, man.Copy !req
546. A little smashed.Copy !req
547. Wow, it's hot in here, man.Copy !req
548. Chicks, man.Copy !req
549. Look at those chicks, man.Copy !req
550. Come on, man.Copy !req
551. Hey.Copy !req
552. Hey.Copy !req
553. - There's some of the ladies.
- It's okay.Copy !req
554. Goodbye, girls.Copy !req
555. Later.Copy !req
556. - Howdy! Howdy!
- Hello.Copy !req
557. My name is Billy.Copy !req
558. And this here is Captain America.Copy !req
559. Excuse me one minute, ladies.Copy !req
560. Do you mind if I take the tall one?Copy !req
561. - No, that's all right.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
562. Come here.Copy !req
563. Come on, you little Hereford.
Get yourself over here.Copy !req
564. You old thing, you.Copy !req
565. I'm really from New York.
This is all just a weird act.Copy !req
566. You're a freak, aren't you?Copy !req
567. My name is Mary.Copy !req
568. - You want a drink, Mary?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
569. What's—? What's this?Copy !req
570. - Is this really your hair?
- What is this?Copy !req
571. Is this really your hair?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
572. - What are these things?
- What are these things, huh?Copy !req
573. I'm kind of a freak myself.Copy !req
574. I never really thought
of myself as a freak.Copy !req
575. But I'd love to freak.Copy !req
576. What's happening outside?Copy !req
577. What?Copy !req
578. You know, in the street. Mardi Gras.Copy !req
579. Well, you know, it's crowded and all that.Copy !req
580. Yeah.Copy !req
581. Hey, you want a drink?Copy !req
582. Here's to you.Copy !req
583. Thank you.Copy !req
584. What's the matter? Don't you like me?Copy !req
585. What?Copy !req
586. You paid for me, right?Copy !req
587. That was for my friend.Copy !req
588. I don't...Copy !req
589. I'll buy you a drink.Copy !req
590. I don't drink.Copy !req
591. I've got an idea.Copy !req
592. Let's go outside.Copy !req
593. Yup.Copy !req
594. We'll all go to Mardi Gras.Copy !req
595. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
596. - Hey.
- What's that?Copy !req
597. What's that?Copy !req
598. Never mind. Just shut up and take it.Copy !req
599. Yeah, right.Copy !req
600. What do you do with it?Copy !req
601. Give it to me.Copy !req
602. - Just shut up and take it.
- Put it on your tongue.Copy !req
603. I believe in God...Copy !req
604. Father Almighty...Copy !req
605. creator of heaven and earth.Copy !req
606. Going up for the last time,
the last time, the last time.Copy !req
607. —was crucified, died and was buried.
He descended into hell.Copy !req
608. The third day, he rose from the dead.Copy !req
609. He ascended into heaven and
sits at the right hand of God...Copy !req
610. creator of heaven and earth.Copy !req
611. I believe in God, Father Almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.Copy !req
612. And in Jesus Christ,
His only son, our Lord—Copy !req
613. - Shut up.
- Conceived by the Holy Ghost...Copy !req
614. born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate...Copy !req
615. was crucified, died and was buried.
He descended into hell.Copy !req
616. The third day, he rose from the dead.Copy !req
617. He ascended into heaven and
sits at the right hand of God.Copy !req
618. He shall come to judge
the living and the dead.Copy !req
619. I believe in the Holy Ghost,
the holy Catholic Church...Copy !req
620. communion of saints,
forgiveness of sins...Copy !req
621. the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting. Amen.Copy !req
622. Glory be to the father and the son...Copy !req
623. How could you make me hate you so much?Copy !req
624. As it was in the beginning, it is now—Copy !req
625. I hate you so much.Copy !req
626. - I want you to be beautiful.
- I always wanted to be pretty.Copy !req
627. Listen to me. I want you to be beautiful.Copy !req
628. No! You know me.Copy !req
629. I know you.Copy !req
630. Baby. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
631. Come back!Copy !req
632. I know you.Copy !req
633. —full of grace, the Lord is with thee.Copy !req
634. Blessed are thou amongst women and
blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.Copy !req
635. Make me lovable.Copy !req
636. Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners, now and at the hour—Copy !req
637. I know it. I know you.
I know you. I know you.Copy !req
638. Look at them. We're all aglow.Copy !req
639. Look at us. We're all aglow!
Look. Glow, glow, glow!Copy !req
640. Where's your John?Copy !req
641. I don't know why I like you.Copy !req
642. - I don't even know if I like you.
- I know I like you.Copy !req
643. I know I like you.Copy !req
644. Don't you dare! Don't you dare!Copy !req
645. I can feel the outside.Copy !req
646. I can feel the outside, but I can't—Copy !req
647. I can't feel the inside. Okay?Copy !req
648. Don't stop! Don't stop! I'm dying!Copy !req
649. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!Copy !req
650. I'm dead.Copy !req
651. I'm dead. Do you understand?Copy !req
652. Mary loved...Copy !req
653. Mary loved...Copy !req
654. Oh, dear God, please let it be!
Please help me conceive a child!Copy !req
655. I'm right out here.Copy !req
656. I'm right out here. I'm right out here.Copy !req
657. I'm right here, out of my head.Copy !req
658. I'm conceiving!Copy !req
659. Please, God, let me out of here!Copy !req
660. I wanna get out of here.Copy !req
661. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
662. You wanted me ugly, didn't you? I know you, John.Copy !req
663. I hate you so much.Copy !req
664. You never knew about me.Copy !req
665. Why did you leave like that?
Everybody else, but not you.Copy !req
666. And not me.Copy !req
667. I loved you.Copy !req
668. Oh, God, how I loved you.Copy !req
669. And you're such a cruel
mother and I hate you so much.Copy !req
670. We've done it. We've done it.Copy !req
671. We're rich, Wyatt.Copy !req
672. Yeah, man.Copy !req
673. Yeah.Copy !req
674. We did it, man! We did it. We did it.Copy !req
675. We're rich, man.Copy !req
676. We're retired in Florida now, mister.Copy !req
677. You know, Billy...Copy !req
678. we blew it.Copy !req
679. What?Copy !req
680. Well, that's what it's all about.
Like, you know.Copy !req
681. You go for the big money,
and then you're free.Copy !req
682. You dig?Copy !req
683. We blew it.Copy !req
684. Good night, man.Copy !req
685. Look at them ginks.Copy !req
686. Pull alongside.
We'll scare the hell out of them.Copy !req
687. You want me to blow your brains out?Copy !req
688. Why don't you get a haircut?Copy !req
689. What happened?Copy !req
690. Billy.Copy !req
691. Oh, my God.Copy !req
692. - I'm going for help.
- I got them. I'm gonna get them.Copy !req
693. We better go back.Copy !req
694. I gotta get them.Copy !req
695. We're ready now.
be a
hell of a good country.Copy !req
696. I can't understand what's
gone wrong with it.Copy !req
697. Everybody got chicken, that's what.Copy !req
698. We can't even get into a second-rate hotel.Copy !req
699. I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig?Copy !req
700. They think we'd cut their throat.
They're scared.Copy !req
701. They're not scared of you.Copy !req
702. They're scared of what
you represent to them.Copy !req
703. Hey, man. All we represent to them
is somebody who needs a haircut.Copy !req
704. Oh, no.Copy !req
705. What you represent to them...Copy !req
706. is freedom.Copy !req
707. Freedom's what it's all about.Copy !req
708. Oh, yeah, that's right.
That's what it's all about.Copy !req
709. But talking about it and being it...Copy !req
710. that's two different things.Copy !req
711. It's real hard to be free...Copy !req
712. when you are bought and
sold in the marketplace.Copy !req
713. Don't tell anybody that they're not free
because they'll get busy...Copy !req
714. killing and maiming to
prove to you that they are.Copy !req
715. They're gonna talk to
you and talk to you...Copy !req
716. about individual freedom.Copy !req
717. But they see a free individual,
it's gonna scare them.Copy !req
718. Well, it don't make them running scared.Copy !req
719. No. It makes them dangerous.Copy !req
720. Swamp.Copy !req
721. All right, man.Copy !req
722. - Swamp.
- Swamp.Copy !req
723. Swamp.Copy !req
724. - Swamp.
- Swamp.Copy !req
725. Do you ever, uh...?Copy !req
726. You ever talk to bullfrogs
in the middle of the night?Copy !req
727. Not generally.Copy !req
728. - You don't?
- No, man.Copy !req
729. You know what I used to do?Copy !req
730. What'd you used to do?Copy !req
731. One thing I didn't used to do...Copy !req
732. is talk to bullfrogs in the
middle of the night, foolish.Copy !req
733. You're out of your mind!Copy !req
734. That's right.Copy !req
735. Hey, man. Hey, man.Copy !req
736. Oh, man. Hey, man.Copy !req
737. You okay? Oh, no. Shh.Copy !req
738. Oh, God.Copy !req
739. Oh, God.Copy !req
740. What are we gonna do with his
stuff, man? Huh?Copy !req
741. Get it to his folks somehow.Copy !req
742. There's not much here, man.Copy !req
743. There's some money,
and there's his driver's licence.Copy !req
744. Aw, man. Here's his card, man.Copy !req
745. He ain't gonna be using that.Copy !req
746. We'll go there for just one drink, man.Copy !req
747. No, man, now, really.
He would've wanted us to, man.Copy !req
748. "If God did not exist,
it would be necessary to invent him."Copy !req
749. That's a humdinger.Copy !req
750. I'm getting a little smashed, man.Copy !req
751. A little smashed.Copy !req
752. Wow, it's hot in here, man.Copy !req
753. Chicks, man.Copy !req
754. Look at those chicks, man.Copy !req
755. Come on, man.Copy !req
756. Hey.Copy !req
757. Hey. Ta-da!Copy !req
758. - There's some of the ladies.
- It's okay.Copy !req
759. Goodbye, girls.Copy !req
760. Later.Copy !req
761. - Howdy! Howdy!
- Hello.Copy !req
762. My name is Billy.Copy !req
763. And this here is Captain America.Copy !req
764. Excuse me one minute, ladies.Copy !req
765. Do you mind if I take the tall one?Copy !req
766. - No, that's all right.
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
767. Mm-hm.Copy !req
768. Come here.Copy !req
769. Come on, you little Hereford.
Get yourself over here.Copy !req
770. You old thing, you.Copy !req
771. I'm really from New York.
This is all just a weird act.Copy !req
772. You're a freak, aren't you?Copy !req
773. My name is Mary.Copy !req
774. - You want a drink, Mary?
- No, thanks.Copy !req
775. What's—? What's this?Copy !req
776. - Is this really your hair?
- What is this?Copy !req
777. Is this really your hair?
Are you kidding me?Copy !req
778. - What are these things?
- What are these things, huh?Copy !req
779. I'm kind of a freak myself.Copy !req
780. I never really thought
of myself as a freak.Copy !req
781. But I'd love to freak.Copy !req
782. What's happening outside?Copy !req
783. What?Copy !req
784. You know, in the street. Mardi Gras.Copy !req
785. Well, you know, it's crowded and all that.Copy !req
786. Yeah.Copy !req
787. Mm-hm.Copy !req
788. Hey, you want a drink?Copy !req
789. Here's to you.Copy !req
790. Thank you.Copy !req
791. What's the matter? Don't you like me?Copy !req
792. What?Copy !req
793. You paid for me, right?Copy !req
794. Oh.Copy !req
795. That was, um... That was for my friend.Copy !req
796. Oh. I don't, uh...Copy !req
797. I'll buy you a drink.Copy !req
798. I don't drink.Copy !req
799. I've got an idea.Copy !req
800. Let's go outside.Copy !req
801. Yup.Copy !req
802. We'll all go to Mardi Gras.Copy !req
803. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
804. - Hey.
- What's that?Copy !req
805. What's that?Copy !req
806. Never mind. Just shut up and take it.Copy !req
807. Yeah, right.Copy !req
808. What do you do with it?Copy !req
809. Give it to me.Copy !req
810. - Just shut up and take it.
- Put it on your tongue.Copy !req
811. I believe in God...Copy !req
812. Father Almighty...Copy !req
813. creator of heaven and earth.Copy !req
814. Going up for the last time,
the last time, the last time.Copy !req
815. —was crucified, died and was buried.
He descended into hell.Copy !req
816. The third day, he rose from the dead.Copy !req
817. He ascended into heaven and
sits at the right hand of God...Copy !req
818. creator of heaven and earth.Copy !req
819. I believe in God, Father Almighty,
creator of heaven and earth.Copy !req
820. And in Jesus Christ,
His only son, our Lord—Copy !req
821. - Shut up.
- Conceived by the Holy Ghost...Copy !req
822. born of the Virgin Mary,
suffered under Pontius Pilate...Copy !req
823. was crucified, died and was buried.
He descended into hell.Copy !req
824. The third day, he rose from the dead.Copy !req
825. He ascended into heaven and
sits at the right hand of God.Copy !req
826. He shall come to judge
the living and the dead.Copy !req
827. I believe in the Holy Ghost,
the holy Catholic Church...Copy !req
828. communion of saints,
forgiveness of sins...Copy !req
829. the resurrection of the body,
and life everlasting. Amen.Copy !req
830. Glory be to the father and the son...Copy !req
831. How could you make
me hate you so much?Copy !req
832. As it was in the beginning, it is now—Copy !req
833. I hate you so much.Copy !req
834. - I want you to be beautiful.
- I always wanted to be pretty.Copy !req
835. Listen to me. I want you to be beautiful.Copy !req
836. No! You know me.Copy !req
837. I know you.Copy !req
838. Baby. Okay. Okay.Copy !req
839. Come back!Copy !req
840. I know you.Copy !req
841. —full of grace, the Lord is with thee.Copy !req
842. Blessed are thou amongst women and
blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.Copy !req
843. Make me lovable.Copy !req
844. Holy Mary, mother of God,
pray for us sinners, now and at the hour—Copy !req
845. I know it. I know you.
I know you. I know you.Copy !req
846. Oh, wow, man.Copy !req
847. Look at them. We're all aglow.Copy !req
848. Look at us. We're all aglow!
Look. Glow, glow, glow!Copy !req
849. Where's your John?Copy !req
850. I don't know why I like you.Copy !req
851. - I don't even know if I like you.
- I know I like you.Copy !req
852. I know I like you.Copy !req
853. Don't you dare! Don't you dare!Copy !req
854. I can feel the outside.Copy !req
855. I can feel the outside, but I can't—Copy !req
856. I can't feel the inside. Okay?Copy !req
857. Don't stop! Don't stop! I'm dying!Copy !req
858. I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die!Copy !req
859. I'm dead.Copy !req
860. I'm dead. Do you understand?Copy !req
861. Mary loved...Copy !req
862. Mary loved...Copy !req
863. Oh, dear God, please let it be!
Please help me conceive a child!Copy !req
864. I'm right out here.Copy !req
865. I'm right out here. I'm right out here.Copy !req
866. I'm right here, out of my head.Copy !req
867. I'm conceiving!Copy !req
868. Please, God, let me out of here!Copy !req
869. I wanna get out of here.Copy !req
870. Do you know what I mean?Copy !req
871. You wanted me ugly, didn't you?
I know you, John.Copy !req
872. I hate you so much.Copy !req
873. You never knew about me.Copy !req
874. Why did you leave like that?
Everybody else, but not you.Copy !req
875. And not me.Copy !req
876. I loved you.Copy !req
877. Oh, God, how I loved you.Copy !req
878. And you're such a cruel
mother and I hate you so much.Copy !req
879. Ha-ha! We've done it. We've done it.Copy !req
880. We're rich, Wyatt.Copy !req
881. Yeah, man.Copy !req
882. Yeah.Copy !req
883. We did it, man! We did it. We did it.Copy !req
884. We're rich, man.Copy !req
885. We're retired in Florida now, mister.Copy !req
886. You know, Billy...Copy !req
887. we blew it.Copy !req
888. What?Copy !req
889. Well, that's what it's all about.
Like, you know.Copy !req
890. You go for the big money,
and then you're free.Copy !req
891. You dig?Copy !req
892. We blew it.Copy !req
893. Good night, man.Copy !req
894. Look at them ginks.Copy !req
895. Pull alongside.
We'll scare the hell out of them.Copy !req
896. You want me to blow your brains out?Copy !req
897. Why don't you get a haircut?Copy !req
898. What happened?Copy !req
899. Billy.Copy !req
900. Oh, my God.Copy !req
901. - I'm going for help.
- I got them. I'm gonna get them.Copy !req
902. We better go back.Copy !req
903. I gotta get them.Copy !req
904. We're ready now.Copy !req