1. GOOD MORNING, SIR.Copy !req
2. WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC.Copy !req
3. MAY I HELP YOU?Copy !req
4. LIONEL SPALDING...Copy !req
5. AND NEIL.Copy !req
6. WELCOME
TO THE MAJESTIC,
MR. SPALDING, NEIL.Copy !req
7. THANK YOU.Copy !req
8. THIS IS THE AIR SHAFT
TO BASEMENT.
DO YOU READ ME?Copy !req
9. I READ YOU.
WHAT'S YOUR 20?Copy !req
10. I'M IN POSITION,
FOUND OUR TARGET.Copy !req
11. HE'S PICKING
ON POOR ARTIE.Copy !req
12. I DON'T CARE HOW LONG
YOU'VE BEEN AT THIS HOTEL.Copy !req
13. YOU MUST SMILE
WHEN YOU GREET THE GUESTS.Copy !req
14. YOU SHOULD SEE THIS LADY
WHO CHECKED IN.Copy !req
15. SHE WEIGHS ABOUT
A THOUSAND POUNDS.Copy !req
16. THAT'S A PHYSICAL
IMPOSSIBILITY.Copy !req
17. AND STAY FOCUSED.
WE'RE ON A MISSION.Copy !req
18. SORRY. 10-4.Copy !req
19. ONE MORE TIME
LIKE THIS, AND CUT.Copy !req
20. O.K... GO.Copy !req
21. IS HE ON THE MARK?Copy !req
22. NOT YET.Copy !req
23. WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
24. NOT YET.Copy !req
25. NOW! NOW! NOW!Copy !req
26. NO! OH!Copy !req
27. AAH! AAH! AAH!Copy !req
28. AAH!Copy !req
29. UH-OH. AIR SHAFT
TO BASEMENT.Copy !req
30. WE HAVE A PROBLEM.Copy !req
31. WE HOSED SOME GUESTS.Copy !req
32. ABORT MISSION.Copy !req
33. REPEAT—
ABORT MISSION.Copy !req
34. HERE. COME HERE,
BABY.Copy !req
35. NEIL!Copy !req
36. BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
37. GOTCHA.Copy !req
38. WHOA!Copy !req
39. MR. GRANT, YOU MIGHT
WANT TO STEP OUT HERE
A MOMENT.Copy !req
40. HEY, MURRAY.Copy !req
41. HEY, BOYS.Copy !req
42. SLOW DOWN!Copy !req
43. WHAT THE...Copy !req
44. WAIT A MINUTE.Copy !req
45. BRIAN! KYLE!Copy !req
46. BETTER SPLIT UP, KYLE.Copy !req
47. WHAT? AAH!Copy !req
48. WHOA!Copy !req
49. SLOW DOWN!Copy !req
50. OH!Copy !req
51. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!Copy !req
52. WELL...Copy !req
53. ISN'T THIS A PLEASANT WAY
TO START THE DAY?Copy !req
54. HIS NAME IS NEIL.Copy !req
55. AFTER
NEIL ARMSTRONG.Copy !req
56. THE FIRST MAN
ON THE MOON.Copy !req
57. AND HE'S VERY,
VERY SENSITIVE.Copy !req
58. I CAN SEE THAT
JUST FROM LOOKING
INTO HIS EYES.Copy !req
59. I JUST HOPE
HE HASN'T SUFFERED
ANY SEVERE TRAUMA.Copy !req
60. AHEM.Copy !req
61. MR. GRANT.Copy !req
62. YES. THANK YOU, NANCY.Copy !req
63. DR. SULTINOFF...Copy !req
64. HE'S ONE OF THE CITY'S
FINEST PET PSYCHOLOGISTS.Copy !req
65. PLEASE MENTION MY NAME,Copy !req
66. AND I'M SURE HE'LL
SEE NEIL RIGHT AWAY.Copy !req
67. WELL, THANK YOU,
MR. GRANT.Copy !req
68. SAY THANK YOU
TO MR. GRANT.Copy !req
69. HMM.Copy !req
70. WE WERE AIMING FOR NORM.
HE STOLE OUR FRISBEE.Copy !req
71. HE DIDN'T STEAL
YOUR FRISBEE.Copy !req
72. HE DUG IT OUT
OF THE SMOKED SALMON,
WHERE YOU THREW IT.Copy !req
73. WE DIDN'T MEAN
TO SOAK ANY GUESTS.Copy !req
74. MM-HMM.Copy !req
75. KYLE, WOULD YOU
HOLD THIS?Copy !req
76. ATTABOY. WOULD YOU
PUT IT IN RIGHT ABOUT HERE?Copy !req
77. DAD.Copy !req
78. NO, NO. I INSIST.Copy !req
79. BRIAN, YOU, TOO.Copy !req
80. CAN I HAVE ANOTHER KNIFE?Copy !req
81. JUST PUSH IT IN.
YOU MIGHT AS WELL,Copy !req
82. BECAUSE IF THIS WEEK
DOESN'T GO PERFECTLY,Copy !req
83. AND IF YOU TWO DO ANYTHING
TO FOUL THINGS UP,Copy !req
84. I AM GOING TO BE SKEWERED,
ROASTED,Copy !req
85. AND SERVED
AS DEAD DUCK FLAMBÉ.Copy !req
86. SO UNLESS YOU TWO
PREFER MOVINGCopy !req
87. FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTEL
TO A TRAILER PARK,Copy !req
88. WE WILL HAVE
NO FURTHER DISTURBANCES.Copy !req
89. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?Copy !req
90. WE'RE SORRY,
DAD.Copy !req
91. NOW...Copy !req
92. NEXT WEEK...Copy !req
93. AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER,Copy !req
94. WE GET TO GO ON VACATION.Copy !req
95. YES!Copy !req
96. BARBADOS FOR 10 DAYS,Copy !req
97. JUST THE THREE OF US.Copy !req
98. YES!Copy !req
99. AND WE GET
TO BE THE GUESTS,Copy !req
100. AND WE WILL NAG,Copy !req
101. AND WE WILL COMPLAIN,Copy !req
102. AND WE WILL MAKE
OTHER PEOPLE'S
LIVES MISERABLE.Copy !req
103. YES!Copy !req
104. BUT UNTIL THAT TIME...Copy !req
105. YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED.Copy !req
106. WHAT?
WHAT?Copy !req
107. COME ON, GUYS.
LET'S GO. DINNER.Copy !req
108. HEY, I WAS UP TO $400.Copy !req
109. WHERE'S
YOUR BROTHER?Copy !req
110. BARBADOS.Copy !req
111. KYLE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
112. PRACTICING.Copy !req
113. I FIGURE WE NEED
SPEAR GUNS
FOR SHARKS.Copy !req
114. WOULDN'T THAT BE
COOL IF WE GOT
TO SHOOT A SHARK?Copy !req
115. FOR EVERYONE
BUT THE SHARK.Copy !req
116. WILL THE HOTEL
HAVE SPEAR GUNS?Copy !req
117. WE'LL ASK THE CONCIERGE
WHEN WE GET THERE.Copy !req
118. HOW'S YOUR STEAK?Copy !req
119. IT'S O.K.Copy !req
120. O.K.? THAT'S
THE FINEST FILET
IN THE CITY.Copy !req
121. WELL, MAYBE WE SHOULD
COOK FOR OURSELVES
ONE NIGHT.Copy !req
122. WHY? WE HAVE
A FIVE-STAR RESTAURANTCopy !req
123. AT OUR BECK AND CALL.Copy !req
124. WHAT IF
OUR PLANE CRASHESCopy !req
125. AND WE'RE STRANDED
IN THE JUNGLE,Copy !req
126. AND WE
NEED SPEAR GUNS
TO SHOOT OUR FOOD,Copy !req
127. BUT WE DON'T KNOW
HOW TO COOK IT?Copy !req
128. YOU THINK THE SAME WAY
YOUR MOTHER DID.Copy !req
129. DID I EVER TELL YOU
THAT BEFORE?Copy !req
130. IS THAT GOOD?Copy !req
131. WELL...Copy !req
132. IT WAS NEVER BORING.Copy !req
133. IF YOU GOT
TO BE GROUNDED,Copy !req
134. A FIVE-STAR HOTEL
IS THE PLACE TO BE.Copy !req
135. IF YOU'D LIKE
EXTRA TOWELS OR ICE—Copy !req
136. ENJOY YOUR STAY.Copy !req
137. TERRIBLY SORRY.
IT SLIPPED OUT OF MY HAND.Copy !req
138. I HEARD SOMETHING
IN THERE.Copy !req
139. PROBABLY ONE
OF MY SPORTS COATS.Copy !req
140. I'VE BEEN TOLD THEY'RE
A LITTLE BIT LOUD.Copy !req
141. DON'T YOU THINK
THAT'S FUNNY?Copy !req
142. OH. NOW I GET IT.
HA HA HA.Copy !req
143. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
144. WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE
A LITTLE TRICK, HMM?Copy !req
145. O.K.Copy !req
146. YOU KNOW, I KNOW
ALL SORTS OF TRICKS.Copy !req
147. DO YOU KNOW WHAT
MY SPECIALITY IS, HMM?Copy !req
148. NO.Copy !req
149. I CAN MAKE
NOSY LITTLE BOYS DISAPPEAR.Copy !req
150. ONE MORE THING—Copy !req
151. MY DOLLAR.Copy !req
152. GOOD MORNING. RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
153. WELCOME TO THE MAJESTIC,
MR. RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
154. LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
155. I BEG YOUR PARDON.Copy !req
156. QUITE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
157. THE RUTLEDGES DON'T
STAND ON THE CEREMONY.Copy !req
158. LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
159. WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
160. MRS. DELLACROCE...Copy !req
161. ARE YOU HERE
FOR THE BALL?Copy !req
162. OF COURSE.Copy !req
163. WHERE IS POOR
MR. DELLACROCE?Copy !req
164. NOT HERE.Copy !req
165. OH?Copy !req
166. HOW—AHEM—Copy !req
167. SAD.Copy !req
168. LET'S GET TO WORK.Copy !req
169. 300 ROOMS, DUNSTON,
EQUALS 600 EARRINGS,Copy !req
170. IF MY MATH
SERVES ME RIGHT.Copy !req
171. HERE WE ARE...Copy !req
172. THE MAJESTIC HOTEL.Copy !req
173. AND IT'S OURS
FOR THE TAKING.Copy !req
174. WHERE BETTER TO BEGINCopy !req
175. THAN WITH
THE LOVELY MRS. DELLACROCE?Copy !req
176. ROOM 812.Copy !req
177. REMEMBER HER?Copy !req
178. I HOPE SHE HASN'T PAWNED
ALL HER BEST JEWELRYCopy !req
179. TO FINANCE THOSE FACELIFTS.Copy !req
180. HA HA HA.Copy !req
181. I THOUGHT
YOU'D GIVEN UP.Copy !req
182. IT WILL STUNT
YOUR GROWTH.Copy !req
183. NOW GIVE IT BACK.Copy !req
184. UH-UH. UH-UH.Copy !req
185. I'M A LITTLE TOO BUSYCopy !req
186. FOR YOUR AMUSING
LITTLE GAMES.Copy !req
187. WILL YOU PLEASE
GIVE IT BACK?Copy !req
188. HEE HEE HEE.Copy !req
189. MONKEY SPIT.Copy !req
190. HOW DELICIOUS.Copy !req
191. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
192. YEAH. VERY GOOD.Copy !req
193. DUNSTON, HAVE YOU
SEEN THE ICE BUCKET?Copy !req
194. I HAVE TWO WORDS
TO SAY TO YOU...Copy !req
195. MEDICAL... EXPERIMENTS.Copy !req
196. THANK YOU.Copy !req
197. NOW...Copy !req
198. GO TO YOUR ROOM.Copy !req
199. I'M NOT DEBATING THIS.Copy !req
200. YOU MOVE!Copy !req
201. I'M A LIBERAL PARENT.Copy !req
202. HAVE IT YOUR OWN WAY.Copy !req
203. GOD FORBID
I SHOULD SPOIL YOUR FUN.Copy !req
204. GO TO YOUR ROOM!Copy !req
205. SPARE THE ROD,
AND SPOIL THE MONKEY.Copy !req
206. DUBROW ALERT.Copy !req
207. DUBROW ALERT?Copy !req
208. DUBROW ALERT!Copy !req
209. DUBROW ALERT.Copy !req
210. DUBROW ALERT.Copy !req
211. DUBROW ALERT!Copy !req
212. DUBROW ALERT!Copy !req
213. DUBROW AL...Copy !req
214. LOBBY 3 DEGREES TOO COLD.Copy !req
215. DOORMAN SLOW
TO OPEN CAR DOOR.Copy !req
216. TWO CRUSHED BUTTS
IN ASHTRAY NUMBER ONE.Copy !req
217. MAKE THAT
4 DEGREES TOO COLD.Copy !req
218. BRR.Copy !req
219. VICTOR...Copy !req
220. COME ALONG, DARLING.Copy !req
221. YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
222. MRS. DUBROW!Copy !req
223. I'M SORRY.
I DIDN'T MEAN TO—Copy !req
224. SHH. QUITE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
225. I'M TAKING HIM
TO HIS ANALYST.Copy !req
226. DON'T LET ME
KEEP YOU...Copy !req
227. "CONSUELO."Copy !req
228. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
229. CONSUELO.Copy !req
230. SO I KNOCKED ON THE TRUNK,
AND HE KNOCKED BACK—Copy !req
231. HELLO.Copy !req
232. DUBROW ALERT.Copy !req
233. DUBROW ALERT.Copy !req
234. WAIT. I'M NOT DONE.Copy !req
235. YES, YOU ARE.
SHE DOESN'T LIKE KIDS.Copy !req
236. SHE ONCE KICKED BIG BIRD
IN THE NUTS.Copy !req
237. DAD!Copy !req
238. DAD, PUT ME DOWN!Copy !req
239. DAD, PUT ME DOWN!Copy !req
240. DAD!Copy !req
241. UNDER THE DESK!Copy !req
242. ROBERT.Copy !req
243. MRS. DUBROW.Copy !req
244. OOH! LITTLE ROLL
IN THE CARPET.Copy !req
245. WHAT A PLEASANT
SURPRISE!Copy !req
246. MR. DUBROW,
NICE TO SEE YOU,
SIR.Copy !req
247. FLUFFY TOWELS.Copy !req
248. I BEG YOUR PARDON?Copy !req
249. READ THE CARDS, ROBERT.Copy !req
250. GOT TO KEEP UP
ON THE CARDSCopy !req
251. SO YOU KNOW WHAT
OUR GUESTS WANT.Copy !req
252. KNOW WHAT THEY WANT?Copy !req
253. KNOW WHAT THEY WANT?Copy !req
254. FLUFFY TOWELS?Copy !req
255. THAT'S RIGHT.
NICE, FLUFFY TOWELS.Copy !req
256. TALK TO THE LAUNDRY
IMMEDIATELY.Copy !req
257. VICTOR, DARLING,
SIT DOWN AND WORK
ON YOUR CARDS.Copy !req
258. ROBERT, WE HAVE SOME
VERY EXCITING NEWS.Copy !req
259. UH...Copy !req
260. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
261. DOESN'T IT LOOK
GREAT?Copy !req
262. WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
263. WELL, IT'S WONDERFUL,
MRS. DUBROW.Copy !req
264. I WAS JUST THINKING
THAT THE LE MONDE PEOPLECopy !req
265. MIGHT NOT
APPRECIATE US JUST
ADDING A SIXTH STAR.Copy !req
266. NO, NO.
THE LE MONDE PEOPLECopy !req
267. HAVE DECIDED TO AWARD
A SIXTH STARCopy !req
268. TO THE MOST ELITE
HOTELS IN THE WORLD.Copy !req
269. I HAVE IT ON GOOD
AUTHORITYCopy !req
270. THEY HAVE
A PERSON HERE NOW.Copy !req
271. TH-THE LE MONDE PEOPLE
HAVE A REPRESENTATIVE
HERE NOW... THIS WEEK?Copy !req
272. OF COURSE! THIS WEEK!Copy !req
273. THE CRYSTAL BALL
IS THE SOCIAL EVENT
OF THE SEASON.Copy !req
274. WHY SHOULDN'T THEY
BE HERE?Copy !req
275. I WANT THAT
SIXTH STAR, ROBERT.
ARE WE CLEAR?Copy !req
276. I WILL BE VERY UPSET
IF I DON'T GET IT.Copy !req
277. I UNDERSTAND.Copy !req
278. GOOD.Copy !req
279. NEXT WEEK WHEN
EVERY TRAVEL SECTION
IN THE COUNTRY INTERVIEWS US,Copy !req
280. I WANT YOU
IN THE PICTURE WITH ME.Copy !req
281. NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
282. COULD YOU EXCUSE ME
FOR... JUST A SECOND?Copy !req
283. AHEM.Copy !req
284. UH, AH...Copy !req
285. OH! UM...Copy !req
286. OH, YES, YES.Copy !req
287. I—I AM SCHEDULED
FOR A VACATION
NEXT WEEK.Copy !req
288. NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
289. OW!Copy !req
290. UH... BANGED MY KNEE.
TRICK KNEE.Copy !req
291. ROBERT,
I NEED YOU HERE.Copy !req
292. DAD, YOU PROMISED!Copy !req
293. IF YOU WANT TO KILL ME,
JUST KILL ME.Copy !req
294. PICK SOMETHING UP
AND BEAT ME
OVER THE HEAD.Copy !req
295. WHY IS HE TALKING
TO HIS CROTCH?Copy !req
296. IS THERE A PROBLEM...
ROBERT?Copy !req
297. NO. NO.Copy !req
298. DAD!Copy !req
299. UH, WELL, YES, UM...
ACTUALLY,
MRS. DUBROW,Copy !req
300. THIS IS
THE SECOND TIME THAT
I'VE HAD TO CANCEL—Copy !req
301. NO, THE THIRD!Copy !req
302. WORD. WHAT'S THE WORD
I'M LOOKING FOR?Copy !req
303. I HATE WHEN
THAT HAPPENS.Copy !req
304. THE WORDS FLY
OUT OF YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
305. IT MAKES ME INSANE
WHEN...Copy !req
306. PAPER?Copy !req
307. HUH?Copy !req
308. ROBERT, I KNOW
IT'S AN INCONVENIENCE.Copy !req
309. UH, YES...Copy !req
310. LET ME JUST
PUT IT THIS WAY.Copy !req
311. WHEN WE GET
THE SIXTH STAR,Copy !req
312. YOU ARE IN
FOR A BIG BONUS,Copy !req
313. AND YOU CAN TAKE THEM
SOMEPLACE FABULOUS...
EVENTUALLY.Copy !req
314. BUT IF WE DON'T GET
THE SIXTH STAR,Copy !req
315. WELL—HA HA HA—Copy !req
316. TIME OFF JUST WON'T
BE A PROBLEM, WILL IT?Copy !req
317. ANY OTHER PROBLEMS?Copy !req
318. NO.Copy !req
319. GOOD. OH, ONE MORE THING.Copy !req
320. SINCE THIS IS SUCH
AN IMPORTANT TIME
FOR THE HOTEL,Copy !req
321. YOU SHOULD FIRE
SOMEBODY.Copy !req
322. YES, MRS. DUBROW—Copy !req
323. I HAVEN'T ASKED YOU
TO FIRE ANYBODY SINCE...Copy !req
324. CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
325. YES.Copy !req
326. WELL, THERE'S
A CLUMSY CLERKCopy !req
327. WITH A FOREIGN-SOUNDING
NAME.Copy !req
328. CONSUELO.Copy !req
329. SHE'LL DO.Copy !req
330. COME ALONG,
VICTOR, DARLING!Copy !req
331. REALLY, MRS. DUBROW,
I'M NOT SURE THAT'S—Copy !req
332. ROBERT, NOW,
JUST DO IT!Copy !req
333. BY THE WAY,Copy !req
334. THERE'S A SMALL BOY
UNDER YOUR DESK.Copy !req
335. THAT'S NOT FAIR, DAD!Copy !req
336. YOU PROMISED US.Copy !req
337. LET ME WORK ON IT,
KYLE.Copy !req
338. I NEED TO SEE
CONSUELO.Copy !req
339. OH, ALL RIGHT.
SEND HER IN.Copy !req
340. YOU CAN'T FIRE
CONSUELO.Copy !req
341. I HAVE A SYSTEM, KYLE.Copy !req
342. FORTUNATELY, MRS. DUBROW
NEVER REMEMBERSCopy !req
343. WHO IT IS
SHE WANTS ME TO FIRE.Copy !req
344. YES, MR. GRANT?Copy !req
345. CONSUELO, CONSUELO...Copy !req
346. MM-HMM.Copy !req
347. I'M GIVING YOUCopy !req
348. A WEEK'S PAID VACATION,
STARTING RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
349. ON ONE CONDITION—Copy !req
350. YOU HAVE TO RUN OUT OF
THIS OFFICE RIGHT NOW,
CRYING.Copy !req
351. O.K.Copy !req
352. BUENO.Copy !req
353. ZOOM IN ON EIGHT.Copy !req
354. HE'S A BIG,
SCARY GUYCopy !req
355. WITH A HUGE TRUNK
AND LOTS
OF STICKERS.Copy !req
356. RIGHT. SCARY GUY.
HUGE TRUNK. GOT IT.Copy !req
357. KEEP AN EYE OUT,
O.K.?Copy !req
358. YOU BET, KID.Copy !req
359. THIS ONE
REALLY LIKED ME.Copy !req
360. WHAT
DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
361. MMM... THEY'RE O.K.Copy !req
362. I HAVE A BAD FEELING
ABOUT THIS GUY.Copy !req
363. KYLE, WE'RE
PREOCCUPIED HERE.Copy !req
364. I HAVE A SENSE
ABOUT THESE THINGS.Copy !req
365. I KNOW YOU DO.Copy !req
366. HE'S UP TO NO GOOD!Copy !req
367. KEEP AN EYE OUT.
HE COULD BE ANYWHERE!Copy !req
368. I'M GOING TO
SCHMOOZE THE GUESTS.Copy !req
369. DO WHAT YOUR BROTHER SAYS...
WITHIN REASON.Copy !req
370. THE HUMAN BODY
CAN ONLY STANDCopy !req
371. SO MANY CENTURIES
OF INBREEDING.Copy !req
372. I BEG YOUR PARDON.
ARE YOU THE MANAGER?Copy !req
373. YES, I AM.
ROBERT GRANT.Copy !req
374. LORD RUTLEDGE.
TELL ME...Copy !req
375. WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE CHAMPAGNE,
NEAR THE FURNACE?Copy !req
376. IS THERE A PROBLEM,
LORD RUTLEDGE?Copy !req
377. NO. IT'S JUST THAT
YOUR ROOM SERVICECopy !req
378. BROUGHT ME A BOTTLE
OF CHAMPAGNECopy !req
379. THAT I COULD HAVE
QUITE COMFORTABLY
BATHED IN,Copy !req
380. HAD THERE BEEN
ANY SOAP.Copy !req
381. WELL, I'M
TERRIBLY SORRY.Copy !req
382. YES. YOU SHOULD BE.Copy !req
383. GOOD EVENING,
MRS. DELLACROCE.Copy !req
384. GOOD EVENING.Copy !req
385. THANK YOU.Copy !req
386. HAVE A NICE
EVENING, MA'AM.Copy !req
387. I STILL SAY YOU'RE
MAKING A MISTAKE.Copy !req
388. DOCTOR, I'D LIKE
TO KISS YOU GOOD-BYE.Copy !req
389. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
390. BUT... YOU'RE SO
DAMNED UGLY!Copy !req
391. SO, BRIAN,
WHAT ARE WE GOING
TO DO TONIGHT?Copy !req
392. WHOA, WHAT IS THIS
"WE" STUFF?Copy !req
393. REMEMBER,
MR. SPALDING IN 612
NEEDS HIS DOG WALKED.Copy !req
394. DON'T FORGET
TO THANK HIMCopy !req
395. IF HE GIVES YOU A TIP.Copy !req
396. HIS NAME IS NEIL,Copy !req
397. AFTER NEIL ARMSTRONG,
THE FIRST MAN
ON THE MOON.Copy !req
398. I LOVE THE ASTRONAUTS,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
399. YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
400. I WANT YOU TO BE VERY,
VERY CAREFUL WITH HIM.Copy !req
401. 'CAUSE HE'S MY PRIDECopy !req
402. AND JOY, JOY, JOY!Copy !req
403. BACK IN 10.Copy !req
404. DUNSTON, IT'S DADDY.Copy !req
405. IS EVERYTHING GOING
ACCORDING TO PLAN?Copy !req
406. DON'T FORGET.
JEWELS, NOT JUNK!Copy !req
407. LISTEN TO ME—Copy !req
408. MMM.Copy !req
409. AHH!Copy !req
410. COME ON, NEIL.
LET'S GO!Copy !req
411. COME ON. COME ON!Copy !req
412. LET'S GO, NEIL.
COME AND GET ME.Copy !req
413. COME ON, BOY. FASTER!Copy !req
414. COME ON.
ONCE AROUND.Copy !req
415. COME ON, NEIL! RUN.Copy !req
416. 1, 2, 3, 4.
1, 2, 3, 4.Copy !req
417. COME ON! LEFT, RIGHT,
LEFT, RIGHT.Copy !req
418. LEFT PAW, RIGHT PAW.
LEFT PAW, RIGHT PAW.Copy !req
419. ONE MORE LAP.Copy !req
420. WHAT'S THE MATTER?Copy !req
421. WHAT DO YOU SMELL, BOY?Copy !req
422. WHOA!Copy !req
423. NEIL!Copy !req
424. NEIL!Copy !req
425. NEIL.Copy !req
426. NEIL!Copy !req
427. AAH!Copy !req
428. MY GOD!Copy !req
429. WHAT HAPPENED?Copy !req
430. WELL, UH...Copy !req
431. NEIL!Copy !req
432. AND WHAT ARE YOU
WAITING FOR?Copy !req
433. UH...Copy !req
434. A TIP?Copy !req
435. KYLE, I KNOW YOU'RE UPSET
ABOUT THE VACATION,Copy !req
436. BUT THAT IS REALLY
NO EXCUSECopy !req
437. TO THROW A GUEST'S DOG
INTO THE GARBAGE!Copy !req
438. I DIDN'T THROW HIM
IN THE GARBAGE.Copy !req
439. THEN WHAT HAPPENED?
NO, DON'T TELL ME.Copy !req
440. I'LL GUESS.
YOU GAVE HIM A COFFEE-GROUND
BATH TO IMPROVE HIS COAT.Copy !req
441. HE JUMPED OFF
THE DOG WALK!Copy !req
442. THE DOG IS SUICIDAL?
IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE
TRYING TO SAY?Copy !req
443. HE SMELLED
THE MONSTER ON THE LEDGE
AND JUMPED OVER.Copy !req
444. OH, HE SMELLED
THE MONSTER.
IT MAKES SENSE NOW.Copy !req
445. HE SMELLED THE MONSTER
ON THE LEDGE!Copy !req
446. IT WAS THE SMELLY
LEDGE MONSTER!Copy !req
447. WAY TO BLOW THE TIP,
PSYCHO.Copy !req
448. AAH!Copy !req
449. LISTEN, BECAUSE
I'M ABOUT TO
PASS SENTENCE.Copy !req
450. YOU ARE
BOTH GROUNDED!Copy !req
451. WE'RE ALREADY
GROUNDED.Copy !req
452. YOU'RE DOUBLE GROUNDED!Copy !req
453. AND, BRIAN, NO POKER,Copy !req
454. NO VIDEOS, AND NO USING
THE SECURITY ROOMCopy !req
455. FOR YOUR OWN
VOYEURISTIC PLEASURES.Copy !req
456. AND, KYLE, NO...Copy !req
457. NO...Copy !req
458. I'LL GET BACK TO YOU
ON THE PUNISHMENT THING.Copy !req
459. MR. GRANT,
SORRY TO DISTURB YOU.
THERE'S BEEN A ROBBERY.Copy !req
460. ALL RIGHT.
I'LL BE RIGHT THERE.Copy !req
461. WHAT ABOUT
HIS PUNISHMENT?Copy !req
462. THINK OF SOMETHING
YOU REALLY LIKE.Copy !req
463. YOU GOT IT?Copy !req
464. YEAH.Copy !req
465. NO THAT!Copy !req
466. GOOD EVENING,
LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
467. HOW WAS THE PLAY?Copy !req
468. DELIGHTFUL.Copy !req
469. HAVEN'T SAID
THAT WORD IN MONTHS.Copy !req
470. NOW...Copy !req
471. SHOW DADDY
WHAT YOU GOT, HMM?Copy !req
472. I'M NOT AMUSED.Copy !req
473. I'M IN NO MOOD
FOR THIS, DUNSTON.Copy !req
474. DON'T DO THIS, DUNSTON.Copy !req
475. YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED
TO YOUR BROTHER...Copy !req
476. DON'T YOU?Copy !req
477. SAMSON LIKED TO
PLAY GAMES, DIDN'T HE?Copy !req
478. HMM?Copy !req
479. AND WE ALL REMEMBER
WHAT HAPPENED TO SAMSON,Copy !req
480. HMM?Copy !req
481. WELL...Copy !req
482. FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE!Copy !req
483. GOD, YOU
BLITHERING IDIOT!Copy !req
484. AAH!Copy !req
485. DUNSTON, YOU'RE BEHAVING
LIKE A WILD ANIMAL!Copy !req
486. DUNSTON!Copy !req
487. DUNSTON, COME BACK HERE.Copy !req
488. THIS JOB IS NOT OVER.Copy !req
489. THE PIE IS ONLY
JUST BEGINNING!Copy !req
490. DUNSTON,
DADDY'S SORRY.Copy !req
491. DUNSTON, I'VE GOT
SOME LOVELY BANANAS HERE.Copy !req
492. DON'T WAVE YOUR
HAIRY BOTTOM AT ME!Copy !req
493. DUNSTON, REMEMBER,
WE'RE PARTNERS!Copy !req
494. THIS IS BUSINESS
STRAIGHT DOWN THE LINE.Copy !req
495. COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
496. DUNSTON!Copy !req
497. DUNSTON!Copy !req
498. LEAVE IT ON, PLEASE.Copy !req
499. GOOD NIGHT, BUDDY.Copy !req
500. GOOD NIGHT, MOM.Copy !req
501. YOU STILL SAY
GOOD NIGHT TO MOM?Copy !req
502. YEAH.Copy !req
503. THAT'S NOT STUPID
OR ANYTHING...Copy !req
504. IS IT?Copy !req
505. NO, KYLE.Copy !req
506. IT'S NOT STUPID
AT ALL.Copy !req
507. 8 P.M.,
MRS. DELLACROCE
LEAVES FOR DINNER.Copy !req
508. JEWELS
ARE STILL THERE.Copy !req
509. THREE HOURS LATER,
MRS. DELLACROCE
RETURNS.Copy !req
510. THE JEWELS ARE GONE.Copy !req
511. DURING THAT TIME,Copy !req
512. NOBODY ELSE WENT
THROUGH THAT DOOR,
MRS. DUBROW.Copy !req
513. WHO IS THAT?Copy !req
514. THAT'S LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
515. I WONDER WHAT
HE'S DOING.Copy !req
516. THAT'S VERY ODD.Copy !req
517. DUNSTON?Copy !req
518. DUNSTON!Copy !req
519. DUNNY...Copy !req
520. THE MAN FROM LE MONDE.Copy !req
521. MY HAND.Copy !req
522. STOP IT.Copy !req
523. STOP IT!Copy !req
524. MY HAND.Copy !req
525. DAD!Copy !req
526. THERE'S A GORILLA
IN THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
527. KYLE,
THERE IS NO GORILLA
IN THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
528. BUT, DAD—Copy !req
529. GO BACK TO SLEEP.Copy !req
530. I CAN'T SLEEP NOW!Copy !req
531. THEN WATCH TV.Copy !req
532. NICE BLACK AND WHITE
MOVIE.Copy !req
533. YOU'LL BE OUT
IN NO TIME.Copy !req
534. SEND THE RIOT SQUAD.
KONG HAS ESCAPED!Copy !req
535. KYLE, GO TO SLEEP.Copy !req
536. ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
537. YOU CAN SLEEP
WITH ME TONIGHTCopy !req
538. IF YOU'RE STILL SCARED,
BUT JUST TONIGHT.Copy !req
539. DID YOU BRUSH
YOUR TEETH?Copy !req
540. WHAT ARE YOU...
ARE YOU WEARING
YOUR FLANNELS?Copy !req
541. WELL, YOU SLEPT
ALL OVER THE PLACE.Copy !req
542. THE BATHROOM!Copy !req
543. GUESS HE REALLY
HAS TO GO.Copy !req
544. THE CAMCORDER!Copy !req
545. NO!Copy !req
546. DAD'S GOING TO
KILL YOUCopy !req
547. WHEN HE FINDS OUT
YOU LOST HIS
CAMCORDER.Copy !req
548. I DIDN'T LOSE IT.
THE GORILLA DID.Copy !req
549. OH, RIGHT.
THE GORILLA.Copy !req
550. WHEN WE GET IT BACK,
YOU'LL SEE.Copy !req
551. MAKE THAT THREE
MONTHS' ALLOWANCECopy !req
552. AND SIX MONTHS
OF MAKING MY BED.Copy !req
553. DEAL.Copy !req
554. OH, BOY.Copy !req
555. HOLD ON.Copy !req
556. IF ANYTHING
HAPPENS TO ME,Copy !req
557. THERE'S A BOX
OF MAGAZINES
UNDER MY BED.Copy !req
558. GET RID OF THEM, O.K.?Copy !req
559. GOTCHA.Copy !req
560. BRIAN, YOU O.K.?Copy !req
561. YEAH, FINE, KYLE.Copy !req
562. HOLD ON!Copy !req
563. I FOUND SOMETHING!Copy !req
564. KYLE!Copy !req
565. WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
566. EXCUSE ME, BUT, UH,Copy !req
567. CAN YOU STOP
DOING THAT?Copy !req
568. YOU TRYING TO
KILL ME?Copy !req
569. SEE, MY BROTHER'S
DOWN THERE,Copy !req
570. AND, HE, UH,
HE GETS...Copy !req
571. KYLE, WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
572. OOF!Copy !req
573. UH...Copy !req
574. H-HELLO.Copy !req
575. DUNSTON, STOP THAT!Copy !req
576. AAH!Copy !req
577. OOF!Copy !req
578. I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!
I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!Copy !req
579. DADDY'S VERY ANGRY,
DUNSTON,Copy !req
580. VERY ANGRY, INDEED.Copy !req
581. OH! OW! OW!Copy !req
582. AH HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
583. AAH!Copy !req
584. DAMN!Copy !req
585. AAH!Copy !req
586. WHOA!Copy !req
587. WHERE ARE WE GOING?Copy !req
588. SHOOT.Copy !req
589. DAD'S GOING TO
KILL ME!Copy !req
590. GEE...Copy !req
591. THANKS...Copy !req
592. DUNSTON?Copy !req
593. THAT GUY ALWAYS
MEAN TO YOU?Copy !req
594. DON'T WORRY.
NO ONE'S GOING
TO HURT YOU.Copy !req
595. I PROMISE.Copy !req
596. ROBERT!Copy !req
597. ROBERT.Copy !req
598. ROBERT!Copy !req
599. THE LE MONDE SPY
IS NAMED RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
600. LORD RUTLEDGE?Copy !req
601. YOU'VE MET HIM?Copy !req
602. WELL, I—WE PASSED
IN THE HALL.Copy !req
603. WHAT DID HE SAY?Copy !req
604. JUST THAT THE CHAMPAGNE...Copy !req
605. THAT—THAT WE ARE THE—Copy !req
606. THE CHAMPAGNE
OF HOTELS.Copy !req
607. THAT BODES WELL FOR YOU,
DOESN'T IT?Copy !req
608. ALMOST THERE.Copy !req
609. HEY, KYLE!Copy !req
610. HI.Copy !req
611. GET BACK IN THERE!Copy !req
612. OH...Copy !req
613. WHAT HAVE WE HERE,Copy !req
614. HMM?Copy !req
615. ROOM SERVICE?Copy !req
616. WE MUST HAVE
A LITTLE TALK LATER.Copy !req
617. DUNSTON, GET BACK HERE!Copy !req
618. DUNSTON?Copy !req
619. Dunston.Copy !req
620. Dunston.Copy !req
621. OHH...Copy !req
622. SO FAR IT'S BEEN
A GHASTLY TRIP.Copy !req
623. EXCEPT FOR ONE THING...Copy !req
624. MR. DELLACROCE
DIDN'T COME WITH ME.Copy !req
625. OH, HA HA.Copy !req
626. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
627. I'M GOING TO GO GET
THAT SPECIAL OIL.Copy !req
628. DON'T BE LONG.Copy !req
629. OOH!Copy !req
630. AH HA HA.Copy !req
631. I DIDN'T HEAR YOU
COME IN.Copy !req
632. OH, THAT'S JUST
HOW I LIKE IT.Copy !req
633. YES!Copy !req
634. OH, WILLIAM!Copy !req
635. YOU ARE AMAZING!Copy !req
636. HOO HOO!Copy !req
637. OH!Copy !req
638. WILLIAM!Copy !req
639. OH, YOU ARE ASTOUNDING!Copy !req
640. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE DOING,
BUT IT'S FABULOUS!Copy !req
641. WILLIAM.Copy !req
642. OH!Copy !req
643. AH HA!Copy !req
644. OOH!Copy !req
645. OUCH!Copy !req
646. OH!Copy !req
647. HA HA HA!Copy !req
648. OUCH! HA HA!Copy !req
649. OH! MORE!
MORE, WILLIAM, MORE!Copy !req
650. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
651. OH, WILLIAM!Copy !req
652. DON'T STOP, WILLIAM.Copy !req
653. WILLIAM?Copy !req
654. WILLIAM...Copy !req
655. OH, WILLIAM!Copy !req
656. DUNSTON! COME ON,
WE GOT TO GET OUT
OF HERE FAST!Copy !req
657. O.K. YOU STAY HERE
AND BE VERY QUIET.Copy !req
658. MY DAD'S
GOING TO HELP US.Copy !req
659. DON'T WORRY, DUNSTON.Copy !req
660. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
661. MMM.Copy !req
662. IS THAT A LOOFAH?Copy !req
663. THAT FEELS GREAT,
HELAINE.Copy !req
664. MMM. THAT'S
INTERESTING PERFUME.Copy !req
665. IS THAT... MUSK?Copy !req
666. HELAINE,
WHAT ARE YOU DO—Copy !req
667. AAH! PERVERT!Copy !req
668. OUCH.Copy !req
669. BUT, DAD,
KYLE TRIED
TO KILL ME!Copy !req
670. YOU SHOULD PUT HIM
IN A SPECIAL SCHOOL.Copy !req
671. THEY'LL TAKE CARE
OF HIM, COOK FOR HIM.Copy !req
672. WHAT?Copy !req
673. WHAT IS YOUR BROTHER
DOING IN THE SPA?Copy !req
674. DAD!Copy !req
675. IT WASN'T A MONSTER.Copy !req
676. IT'S A MONKEY,
AND HIS NAME
IS DUNSTON!Copy !req
677. AND THIS GUY
WANTS TO HURT HIM,
AND HE'S HIDING!Copy !req
678. WHAT'S GOING ON
HERE?Copy !req
679. WHERE IS HE?Copy !req
680. TERRIBLY SORRY,
LADIES.Copy !req
681. BUT, DAD,
HE WAS HERE—Copy !req
682. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?Copy !req
683. HOW MANY TIMES
HAVE I TOLD YOU
NOT TO COME DOWN HERE?Copy !req
684. WHAT LANGUAGE
DO YOU SPEAK?Copy !req
685. IT'S HIM,
THE GUY!Copy !req
686. TOLD YOU, DAD.
CRAZY.Copy !req
687. BRIAN!Copy !req
688. THAT'S HIM!
THAT'S THE GUY!Copy !req
689. THIS IS HIM,
DAD.Copy !req
690. HE'S GOT A MONKEY
NAMED DUNSTON,Copy !req
691. AND HE TRIED
TO HURT HIM.Copy !req
692. YOU'RE
IN TROUBLE NOW!Copy !req
693. MY DAD'S HERE!Copy !req
694. WELL...Copy !req
695. LORD RUTLEDGE,
I AM...Copy !req
696. TERRIBLY,
TERRIBLY SORRY.Copy !req
697. IT'S NO WONDER
THIS HOTEL IS SO
SHODDILY RUN.Copy !req
698. YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL
ONE SMALL BOY, CAN YOU?Copy !req
699. WELL...Copy !req
700. HE'S VERY... VERY SORRY,
AREN'T YOU, KYLE?Copy !req
701. NO! HE TRIED TO
HURT DUNSTON!Copy !req
702. YOUR SON, SIR,
IS BEHAVING
LIKE A LUNATIC.Copy !req
703. NO, I'M NOT!Copy !req
704. ENOUGH!Copy !req
705. APOLOGIZE
TO LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
706. BUT, DAD—Copy !req
707. NOW.Copy !req
708. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
709. NOW GET UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
710. AND STAY THERE.Copy !req
711. AH... UH...Copy !req
712. LORD RUTLEDGE, UH,
I WOULD, UM,Copy !req
713. VERY MUCH LIKE YOU
TO BE MY GUEST
AT DINNER THIS EVENING.Copy !req
714. OH, HOW THRILLING.Copy !req
715. WELL, EXCELLENT.Copy !req
716. I'M SURE YOU WILL ENJOY
THE CUISINE HERE.Copy !req
717. I DOUBT THAT THE CITY
OFFERS ANY DINING
EXPERIENCE...Copy !req
718. AH. LADIES.Copy !req
719. PLEASE FORGIVE ME
FOR BEINGCopy !req
720. QUITE SO DETAINED.Copy !req
721. MRS. FELDMAN,
MRS. WINTHROP.Copy !req
722. MRS. WINTHROP...Copy !req
723. MRS. FELDMAN.Copy !req
724. YES. YES, OF COURSE.Copy !req
725. OBVIOUSLY.Copy !req
726. WELL, FIRST OF ALL,Copy !req
727. LET ME SAY
HOW GRATEFUL WE ALL ARECopy !req
728. FOR THE WONDERFUL WORKCopy !req
729. THAT YOUR ORGANIZATION
HAS BEEN DOINGCopy !req
730. IN ITS FIGHT AGAINST, UH...Copy !req
731. AHEM.Copy !req
732. TINEAVERSICOLA.Copy !req
733. IT'S A SKIN DISEASE.Copy !req
734. NOT DEADLY, JUST...
UNSIGHTLY.Copy !req
735. ALL THE GOOD DISEASES
WERE TAKEN.Copy !req
736. YES. YES, THEY WERE.Copy !req
737. NOW, I KNOW THAT
YOUR ORGANIZATIONCopy !req
738. HAS BEEN
TO THE FOUR SEASONS.Copy !req
739. I WOULD BE LOATH
TO EVER SPEAK ILL
OF A COMPETITOR, BUT—Copy !req
740. HOLY SHIT!Copy !req
741. HE MUST REALLY HATE
THE FOUR SEASONS.Copy !req
742. NO! NO! NO!Copy !req
743. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
744. I JUST WASN'T PREPARED
TO SPEAK ABOUT MONKEYS—MONEY!Copy !req
745. WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME?
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
746. I WILL BE... RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
747. HA HA! WITH THE DOORKNOB—Copy !req
748. HA HA. OH, GOSH!Copy !req
749. CALL SECURITY.Copy !req
750. EVERYBODY,
EVERYBODY, EVERYBODY!Copy !req
751. CALL THE BEST ANIMAL
CONTROL PERSON IN THE CITY.Copy !req
752. NANCY, NANCY...
CALL KYLE, AND, UH,Copy !req
753. APOLOGIZE FOR ME.Copy !req
754. I GOT A MONKEY
IN MY HOTEL.Copy !req
755. MONKEY!Copy !req
756. OH... MONKEY!Copy !req
757. I WONDER WHERE HE IS.Copy !req
758. AAH—Copy !req
759. MR. GRANT SEEMS
VERY COMPETENT.Copy !req
760. YES.Copy !req
761. UNTIL HE RAN SCREAMING
FROM THE ROOM, OF COURSE.Copy !req
762. OF COURSE.Copy !req
763. AAH!Copy !req
764. AAH!Copy !req
765. AHEM.Copy !req
766. MM-HMM.Copy !req
767. OKEY-DOKE.Copy !req
768. ALL THESE MONKEYSCopy !req
769. ARE... CRIMINALS?Copy !req
770. WELL...Copy !req
771. THAT KIND OF
LOOKS LIKE HIM.Copy !req
772. PONGO PYGMAEUS.Copy !req
773. YOU'VE GOT
AN ORANGUTAN
PROBLEM, MR. GRANT.Copy !req
774. WHERE DID HE
COME FROM?Copy !req
775. WELL, MA'AM,Copy !req
776. WHEN TWO ORANGUTANS
FALL IN LOVE...Copy !req
777. I... THINK
SHE MEANSCopy !req
778. HOW DID HE GET
IN THE HOTEL?Copy !req
779. OH.Copy !req
780. MY GUESS...Copy !req
781. THE SEWERS.Copy !req
782. I BEG YOUR PARDON?Copy !req
783. HYPOTHETICAL SITUATION.Copy !req
784. IT'S EASTER.Copy !req
785. YOU THINK IT MIGHT BE CUTECopy !req
786. TO PUT A BABY ORANGUTAN
IN YOUR KID'S BASKET.Copy !req
787. WELL, AT FIRST
IT IS CUTE.Copy !req
788. THEN IT GETS BIGGER.Copy !req
789. THE KIDS LOSE INTEREST.Copy !req
790. AND THEN ONE NIGHT...Copy !req
791. YOU FLUSH IT
DOWN THE TOILET.Copy !req
792. THAT'S RIDICULOUS!Copy !req
793. YOU EVER BEEN
IN THE SEWERS
OF THIS CITY,Copy !req
794. MR. GRANT?Copy !req
795. WELL, I HAVE!Copy !req
796. I COULD TELL YOU
STORIES...Copy !req
797. OOH!Copy !req
798. I SAW A TURTLE
ONE TIME...Copy !req
799. LOOKED LIKE
A VOLKSWAGEN
WITH A TAIL.Copy !req
800. IT WAS 1967...Copy !req
801. SUMMER OF LOVE.Copy !req
802. I HAVEN'T FELT
COMFORTABLECopy !req
803. SITTING ON THE JOHN
SINCE.Copy !req
804. SINCE... 1967?Copy !req
805. NOW, IF HE'S CONTAINED...Copy !req
806. IT SHOULD BE EASY.Copy !req
807. DAD!Copy !req
808. NO!Copy !req
809. DAD,
WHAT'S GOING ON?Copy !req
810. NOT NOW, SON.Copy !req
811. EXCUSE—AAH!Copy !req
812. DAD, WHY DOES HE
HAVE A GUN?Copy !req
813. I'LL TELL YOU LATER.Copy !req
814. HEY...Copy !req
815. SORRY I DIDN'T
BELIEVE YOU.Copy !req
816. NOW TAKE OFF, O.K.?Copy !req
817. THIS TRANQUILIZER DARTCopy !req
818. WILL KNOCK A HUMAN OUT
FOR 18 HOURS.Copy !req
819. AND ITS EFFECT
ON AN ORANGUTAN?Copy !req
820. KILL HIM,
MOST LIKELY.Copy !req
821. I DON'T WANT
ANYONE TO SAYCopy !req
822. THAT THIS MONKEY
MADE A MONKEY OUT OF US.Copy !req
823. DON'T MOVE
UNLESS I SAY SO!Copy !req
824. IF YOU SEE THE MONKEY,
YELL OUT LOUDLY.Copy !req
825. MURRAY! MURRAY, QUICK!Copy !req
826. HE GOT OUT!
HE'S IN THE KITCHEN!Copy !req
827. YOU'D BETTER
GET THERE FAST.
DAD'S PRETTY MAD!Copy !req
828. LET'S GO!Copy !req
829. LET'S GO!Copy !req
830. LET'S GO.
MOVE. MOVE!Copy !req
831. DUNSTON?Copy !req
832. DUNSTON, IT'S ME!Copy !req
833. MMM.Copy !req
834. DUNSTON!Copy !req
835. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?Copy !req
836. DID YOU GET LOST?Copy !req
837. SHH.Copy !req
838. BE QUIET, O.K.?Copy !req
839. PONGO PYGMAEUS.Copy !req
840. GET OFF.Copy !req
841. GO ON, GET OFF.Copy !req
842. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
843. DON'T GET OFF.Copy !req
844. OOH, OOH, OOH!Copy !req
845. OH.Copy !req
846. LET'S TRY THE PLAZA.Copy !req
847. AB-ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
848. ARE YOU CRAZY?Copy !req
849. DID YOU GET HIM?Copy !req
850. NO. I DID NOT.Copy !req
851. WE'RE DEALING WITH
A VERY SMART ANIMAL HERE.Copy !req
852. HE'S A PSYCHO.Copy !req
853. BUT I LIKE
OBSESSIVE PEOPLE.Copy !req
854. THEY GET THINGS
DONE!Copy !req
855. HE'S STILL HERE!Copy !req
856. I CAN FEEL IT.Copy !req
857. DUNSTON!Copy !req
858. DUNSTON, ARE YOU HERE?
IT'S ME.Copy !req
859. DUNSTON.Copy !req
860. HE'S INCREDIBLE, KYLE.Copy !req
861. HE'S ABSOLUTELY
INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
862. WHOA.Copy !req
863. LET'S TAKE A LOOK.Copy !req
864. IT'S A PIECE OF GLASS.Copy !req
865. IF I'M GOING TO
DO THIS,Copy !req
866. YOU'LL HAVE TO
HOLD HIM.Copy !req
867. HE'S SCARED.Copy !req
868. WELL, DO WHAT DAD DOES.Copy !req
869. SING TO HIM.Copy !req
870. O.K.Copy !req
871. DUNSTON, I KNOW IT HURTS,Copy !req
872. BUT IT'S FOR
YOUR OWN GOOD.Copy !req
873. IT'S LIKE WHEN
YOU GET A SHOTCopy !req
874. OR BROCCOLI.Copy !req
875. IT'S BETTER IF
YOU DON'T LOOK AT IT.Copy !req
876. LOOK AT ME, DUNSTON.Copy !req
877. LOOK AT ME.Copy !req
878. IT'S GOING TO BE O.K.Copy !req
879. GOT IT.Copy !req
880. WE GOT IT, DUNSTON.Copy !req
881. ISN'T HE COOL?Copy !req
882. SURE, HE'S COOL, KYLE,Copy !req
883. BUT WHAT WILL WE
DO WITH HIM?Copy !req
884. HE CAN STAY IN MY ROOM.Copy !req
885. COME ON. DAD MIGHT BE
A LITTLE PREOCCUPIED,Copy !req
886. BUT I THINK HE'LL NOTICE
AN ORANGUTAN IN YOUR ROOM.Copy !req
887. WAIT A MINUTE.
WE HAVE LOTS OF ROOMS.Copy !req
888. O.K., NAME?Copy !req
889. "LAM BINH NGOC."Copy !req
890. WHAT?Copy !req
891. L-A-M...Copy !req
892. B-I-N-H...Copy !req
893. N-G-O-C.Copy !req
894. GOT IT. LAM BINH NGOC.
DR. LAM BINH NGOC.Copy !req
895. HOTEL THINKS
YOU'RE A DOCTOR,Copy !req
896. YOU CAN GET AWAY
WITH ANYTHING.Copy !req
897. LET'S GO, DR. NGOC.Copy !req
898. WHOA.Copy !req
899. COOL.Copy !req
900. IMPRESSIVE.Copy !req
901. THE ROYAL SUITE.Copy !req
902. HOW DO YOU LIKE IT,
DUNSTON?Copy !req
903. UH-OH.Copy !req
904. WHOA!Copy !req
905. DAMN!Copy !req
906. YOU'VE RUINED
MY RETIREMENT FUND.Copy !req
907. TREACHEROUS LITTLE HAIRBALL.Copy !req
908. LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
909. HOW WAS YOUR MEAL?Copy !req
910. WELL, FROM THE LOOK
OF THE SOUP,Copy !req
911. MY GUESS IS THAT
SOMEONE IN YOUR KITCHENCopy !req
912. HAS A SERIOUS
HAIR-LOSS PROBLEM.Copy !req
913. OTHER THAN THAT,
IT WAS ABSOLUTELY
DELIGHTFUL.Copy !req
914. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
915. WELL...Copy !req
916. HOW WAS HIS MEAL?Copy !req
917. WELL, I BELIEVE
HE USED THE WORDS
"ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL."Copy !req
918. I HOPE SO, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
919. ESPECIALLY AFTER
THAT LITTLE INCIDENTCopy !req
920. WITH YOUR SON TODAY.Copy !req
921. OH, MRS. DUBROW,
THAT WAS TOTALLY—Copy !req
922. ROBERT,
I LIKE CHILDREN,
I REALLY DO,Copy !req
923. BUT LET ME JUST
ASK YOU THIS.Copy !req
924. DO YOU THINK
THERE'S A WAYCopy !req
925. WE CAN KEEP
YOUR BOYS LOCKED
IN THEIR ROOMSCopy !req
926. JUST UNTIL
THE CRYSTAL BALL
IS OVER?Copy !req
927. WE CAN MAKE A GAME
OUT OF IT.Copy !req
928. WE COULD CALL IT
QUARANTINE.Copy !req
929. MRS. DUBROW,
I CAN ASSURE YOUCopy !req
930. THAT THERE WILL BE
NO FURTHER INCIDENTS.Copy !req
931. AS OF THIS MOMENT,Copy !req
932. THEY ARE BOTH ON
THEIR BEST BEHAVIOR.Copy !req
933. WHOO!Copy !req
934. YEAH! WHAT A CATCH!Copy !req
935. INCOMING!Copy !req
936. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
937. I'D LIKE TO ORDER
TWO BANANA SPLITS,Copy !req
938. EXTRA BANANAS ON EACH,Copy !req
939. AND A CAESAR SALAD
WITH EXTRA BANANAS AS WELL.Copy !req
940. ROLL! ROLL!Copy !req
941. ROLL! ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!Copy !req
942. ROLL! ROLL! ROLL!Copy !req
943. YEAH!Copy !req
944. ALL RIGHT!
ALL RIGHT!Copy !req
945. YOU HEARD ME. MORE BANANAS.Copy !req
946. THAT'S RIGHT. BANANAS.Copy !req
947. MMM...Copy !req
948. WHOA!Copy !req
949. GOT IT!Copy !req
950. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
951. WELL, DUNSTON,
FRISBEE MAY NOT BE
YOUR GAME.Copy !req
952. DON'T WORRY.Copy !req
953. THAT RUTLEDGE GUY
WILL NEVER FIND YOU HERE.Copy !req
954. COME ON, KYLE.
WE'D BETTER GO.Copy !req
955. I'M COMING.Copy !req
956. GOOD NIGHT, DUNSTON.Copy !req
957. THANKS, BRIAN.Copy !req
958. FOR WHAT?Copy !req
959. HELPING.Copy !req
960. HEY, WHAT THE HELL?
I'M GROUNDED.Copy !req
961. I GOT TO
DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
962. BOY, IF DAD
EVER FINDS OUTCopy !req
963. THAT WE
CHECKED DUNSTON
INTO THE HOTEL,Copy !req
964. WE'D BE
IN BIG TROUBLE.Copy !req
965. WELL, I WOULDN'T
WORRY ABOUT THAT
IF I WERE YOU.Copy !req
966. FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS,Copy !req
967. DAD'S GOING TO HAVE
HIS HANDS FULL.Copy !req
968. TERRIBLE.Copy !req
969. ABSOLUTELY.Copy !req
970. NO.Copy !req
971. IN ABOUT HALF AN HOUR.Copy !req
972. EXCELLENT.Copy !req
973. BRAVO.Copy !req
974. MAJESTIC...Copy !req
975. HOTEL.Copy !req
976. ROOM SERVICE.Copy !req
977. WORD SEARCH—BANANA.Copy !req
978. ONE BANANA.Copy !req
979. TWO BANANAS.Copy !req
980. WELL, DR. NGOC,Copy !req
981. EITHER YOU'VE GOT
A POTASSIUM DEFICIENCYCopy !req
982. OR I THINK WE MIGHT BE
IN BUSINESS.Copy !req
983. THERE IT IS.Copy !req
984. IT'S JUST A ZOO.Copy !req
985. IT'S NOT GREAT,Copy !req
986. BUT AT LEAST
THEY'LL BE NICE TO YOU,Copy !req
987. AND YOU WON'T STEAL
OR ANYTHING.Copy !req
988. YOU SEE, EVERYONE WILL BE
AT THAT STUPID BALL,Copy !req
989. SO I CAN SNEAK YOU
OUT THE BACK.Copy !req
990. THAT'S BRIAN.Copy !req
991. DR. NGOC, I PRESUME.Copy !req
992. ROBERT, GORGEOUS.Copy !req
993. WE HAVE DONE...Copy !req
994. A SPECTACULAR JOB.Copy !req
995. HEY.Copy !req
996. HI.Copy !req
997. HELLO.
HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
998. HI. HOW ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
999. HE BROUGHT A DOG.Copy !req
1000. WOULD YOU
DO ME A FAVOR?Copy !req
1001. COULD YOU LOSE
THE DOG?Copy !req
1002. SAY GOODBYE
TO YOUR FRIEND.Copy !req
1003. HE JUST BECAME
AN EVEN MORECopy !req
1004. ENDANGERED SPECIES.Copy !req
1005. TIME TO CHECK OUT.Copy !req
1006. GET IN THAT TRUNK.Copy !req
1007. OH, SO NOW YOU'RE READY
TO GO TO WORK, ARE YOU?Copy !req
1008. WELL, FORGET IT.
GET IN THE TRUNK.Copy !req
1009. OH...Copy !req
1010. SO NOW WE'RE
FEELING REPENTANT.Copy !req
1011. GO ON, THEN.
GIVE DADDY A BIG HUG.Copy !req
1012. LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE.Copy !req
1013. YOU'LL BE JOINING
YOUR BROTHER VERY SOON.Copy !req
1014. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
1015. DUNSTON, HELP ME.Copy !req
1016. HELP ME, DUNSTON.
GET IT OFF.Copy !req
1017. OW.Copy !req
1018. LORD RUTLEDGE...Copy !req
1019. THE BALL IS THIS WAY.Copy !req
1020. NO, BUT—Copy !req
1021. NO, NO, NO BUTS.Copy !req
1022. YOU ARE MY SPECIAL GUEST
THIS EVENING.Copy !req
1023. REALLY?Copy !req
1024. MRS. DUBROW,
I'M LIONEL SPALDING.Copy !req
1025. OF COURSE YOU ARE.Copy !req
1026. LORD RUTLEDGE,
I'M ELENA DUBROW.Copy !req
1027. I OWN THIS HOTEL.Copy !req
1028. THIS IS THE SOCIAL EVENT
OF THE SEASON.Copy !req
1029. YOU WOULDN'T
WANT TO MISS IT.Copy !req
1030. DO COME IN. LOOK.Copy !req
1031. HELLO. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
1032. COME ON, DUNSTON.Copy !req
1033. I KNOW A GREAT WAY
OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1034. COME ON.Copy !req
1035. OH, I DON'T BELIEVE
I KNOW YOUR NAME.Copy !req
1036. BUCK LAFARGE,
ANIMAL SECURITY.Copy !req
1037. HOW'S IT HANGING?Copy !req
1038. OH, WELL...Copy !req
1039. MUSTELA ARMENIA—Copy !req
1040. MEMBER OF
THE WEASEL FAMILY.Copy !req
1041. OH!Copy !req
1042. CHAMPAGNE?Copy !req
1043. IS IT FREE?Copy !req
1044. YES.Copy !req
1045. DOG.Copy !req
1046. DOG,
WE'RE GOING TO SIT HERE.Copy !req
1047. SIT.Copy !req
1048. AAH!Copy !req
1049. HEEL, DOG.Copy !req
1050. PLEASE HEEL.Copy !req
1051. OH, NO.Copy !req
1052. LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
1053. SEE?Copy !req
1054. BRIAN, WE GOT A BIG PROBLEM.Copy !req
1055. KYLE, I'M
A LITTLE BUSY HERE.Copy !req
1056. DUNSTON'S IN THIS ROOM
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1057. GREAT MOVE.
YOU WERE SUPPOSED
TO KEEP HIM UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
1058. YOU WON'T BELIEVE
WHAT JUST HAPPENED.Copy !req
1059. RUTLEDGE GOT ME,
AND I FOUND THIS
IN HIS ROOM.Copy !req
1060. LOOK AT IT.Copy !req
1061. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1062. LET'S FIND DAD.Copy !req
1063. I SAW A TURTLE ONE TIME,Copy !req
1064. LOOKED LIKE A VOLKSWAGEN
WITH A TAIL.Copy !req
1065. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
1066. I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1067. COULD YOU
DO SOMETHING
ABOUT THE DOG?Copy !req
1068. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
1069. DAD, YOU BETTER TAKE
A LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
1070. IT'S A PICTURE
OF LORD RUTLEDGE
AND TWO MONKEYS.Copy !req
1071. I WAS JUST TELLING
LORD RUTLEDGECopy !req
1072. HE SHOULD VISIT ONE
OF OUR OTHER FINE HOTELS.Copy !req
1073. HOW ARE THE MINTS?Copy !req
1074. BEG YOUR PARDON?Copy !req
1075. ON YOUR PILLOW
AT NIGHT,Copy !req
1076. YOU LIKE THE MINTS?Copy !req
1077. WHY, YOU...Copy !req
1078. REALLY? NO MINTS?Copy !req
1079. MY GOD.Copy !req
1080. HE IS THOROUGH.Copy !req
1081. HELLO, DUNSTON.Copy !req
1082. WILL YOU PLEASE—Copy !req
1083. LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
1084. MRS. DELLACROCE.Copy !req
1085. LOOKING
FOR SOMETHING?Copy !req
1086. LOST YOUTH.Copy !req
1087. I'M IN ROOM 812.Copy !req
1088. BYE, DARLING.Copy !req
1089. HE TIED YOU UP?Copy !req
1090. HE'S GOING TO HURT DUNSTON
IF HE FINDS HIM.Copy !req
1091. PLEASE, DAD.
YOU'VE GOT TO HELP HIM.Copy !req
1092. O.K.Copy !req
1093. O.K.Copy !req
1094. YOU GUYS, YOU SPLIT UP,Copy !req
1095. YOU FIND THE MONKEY,Copy !req
1096. AND YOU
TAKE HIM UPSTAIRS
TO THE APARTMENT.Copy !req
1097. I'M GOING TO TAKE CARE
OF LORD RUTLEDGE.Copy !req
1098. HE'S IN THERE, FANG?Copy !req
1099. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1100. AS YOU WERE.Copy !req
1101. IT WAS WONDERFUL.Copy !req
1102. HOW CAN THESE WOMEN
WEAR FUR?Copy !req
1103. I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD KNOWCopy !req
1104. HOW THEY
BLUDGEONED AND TORTUREDCopy !req
1105. THE POOR LITTLE ANIMALS.Copy !req
1106. THAT IS WHY I ALWAYS
CARRY PICTURESCopy !req
1107. OF THE PROCESS.Copy !req
1108. THAT IS HOW THEY DO ITCopy !req
1109. TO POOR LITTLE
BUNNY RABBITS.Copy !req
1110. OH, THIS IS HORRIFYING.Copy !req
1111. WHY CAN'T WE TREAT
ALL CREATURESCopy !req
1112. WITH KINDNESS
AND RESPECT?Copy !req
1113. PIG!Copy !req
1114. CAN I HELP YOU
WITH SOMETHING, SON?Copy !req
1115. I'M LOOKING FOR
A PONGO PYGMAEUS.Copy !req
1116. I CATCH YOU LOOKINGCopy !req
1117. AT MY WIFE'S
PONGO PYGMAEUS
ONCE MORE,Copy !req
1118. I'M GOING TO
BREAK YOU IN HALF.Copy !req
1119. RIGHT.Copy !req
1120. HI. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
1121. AH...Copy !req
1122. OH, THE BABY QUICHE.Copy !req
1123. I LOVE THESE.Copy !req
1124. LOVELY. MY MOTHER
USED TO MAKE THESE.Copy !req
1125. SHE DID.Copy !req
1126. THEY'RE INCREDIBLE.Copy !req
1127. AH...Copy !req
1128. SHRIMP BOAT.Copy !req
1129. THANK YOU.Copy !req
1130. THERE'S A MONKEY HEAD
IN MY LAP!Copy !req
1131. A BIG, HAIRY MONKEY!Copy !req
1132. MONKEY HEAD!
MONKEY HEAD!Copy !req
1133. WHAT ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE
STARING AT ME FOR?Copy !req
1134. YOU THINK I'M CRAZY,
DON'T YOU?Copy !req
1135. WELL, I SWEAR
IT WAS A MONKEY HEAD.Copy !req
1136. I KNOW A MONKEY HEAD
WHEN I SEE ONE.Copy !req
1137. THERE'S A MONKEY HEAD
IN THERE.Copy !req
1138. GOD, IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN.Copy !req
1139. OLÉ.Copy !req
1140. MONKEY HEAD!Copy !req
1141. MONKEY HEAD!Copy !req
1142. WHY IS EVERYONE
IN THIS HOTELCopy !req
1143. ALWAYS SLAPPING ME?Copy !req
1144. THE PARTY'S OVER, DUNSTON.Copy !req
1145. DO SOMETHING.Copy !req
1146. DO IT YOURSELF.Copy !req
1147. AAH! AAH!Copy !req
1148. SORRY.Copy !req
1149. I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU
A SPORTING CHANCE.Copy !req
1150. I'M GOING TO COUNT
TO THREE.Copy !req
1151. I THINK
YOU ARE SLIGHTLY
OUTNUMBERED.Copy !req
1152. 1...Copy !req
1153. 2...Copy !req
1154. 3.Copy !req
1155. DUNSTON, RUN!Copy !req
1156. DUNSTON, LET'S
GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1157. COME ON, LET'S GO,
GO, GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
1158. DUNSTON?Copy !req
1159. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
1160. THAT'S
THE CHATEAU LAFITTE.Copy !req
1161. OH.Copy !req
1162. GOOD YEAR.Copy !req
1163. OH!Copy !req
1164. NO, NO.
LET ME ASSURE YOU,Copy !req
1165. EVERYTHING IS JUST FINE.Copy !req
1166. JUST FINE.Copy !req
1167. WE TAKE GREAT PRIDECopy !req
1168. IN OUR BEVERAGE SELECTION,Copy !req
1169. AND IT SEEMS ONE
OF OUR GUESTSCopy !req
1170. SELECTED ONE
TOO MANY BEVERAGES.Copy !req
1171. AAH!Copy !req
1172. AAH!Copy !req
1173. HEH HEH HEH.Copy !req
1174. LET'S NOT LET, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1175. SUCH A TINY LITTLE INCIDENTCopy !req
1176. SPOIL SUCH
A WONDERFUL EVENING.Copy !req
1177. AND LET ME ASSURE YOUCopy !req
1178. THERE IS NO MONKEY
IN THIS HOTEL.Copy !req
1179. A MONKEY!Copy !req
1180. SHOOT HIM.Copy !req
1181. NO! DON'T SHOOT HIM!Copy !req
1182. THAT'S COMING OUT
OF YOUR CHECK.Copy !req
1183. NOW, COME ON.
I WANT HIM DEAD.Copy !req
1184. TEACH HIM TO COME
INTO MY HOTEL.Copy !req
1185. COME ON. SHOOT HIM.Copy !req
1186. HYAH!Copy !req
1187. AAH!Copy !req
1188. WHOA.Copy !req
1189. HA HA HA!Copy !req
1190. YOU!Copy !req
1191. AAH!Copy !req
1192. GOOD SHOW.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
1193. WATCH THE BIRDIE.Copy !req
1194. SO, AM I
STILL GROUNDED?Copy !req
1195. THAT'S MY BOY.Copy !req
1196. THIS IS FOR
TYING UP MY KID.Copy !req
1197. AAH!Copy !req
1198. ALL RIGHT, DAD.Copy !req
1199. VERY WELL.Copy !req
1200. YOU DID THIS.Copy !req
1201. YOU BROUGHT THAT MONKEY
INTO MY HOTEL.Copy !req
1202. THERE'S BEEN
NOTHING BUT TROUBLECopy !req
1203. SINCE YOUR
DADDY STARTED
WORKING HERE.Copy !req
1204. YOU LITTLE SPOILED BRAT!Copy !req
1205. AAH!Copy !req
1206. AAH!Copy !req
1207. OOH!Copy !req
1208. AH!Copy !req
1209. THIS IS YOUR FAULT,Copy !req
1210. YOU AND THOSE
CHILDREN.Copy !req
1211. MRS. DUBROW.
WHAT?Copy !req
1212. HAVE YOU TRIED THE CAKE?Copy !req
1213. YOU'RE...Copy !req
1214. FIRED!Copy !req
1215. JUST GO HOME AND
BURN YOUR RÉSUMÉSCopy !req
1216. BECAUSE YOU'LL
NEVER WORKCopy !req
1217. IN THE HOTEL BUSINESS—Copy !req
1218. DON'T YOU
WALK AWAY FROM ME.Copy !req
1219. I'M STILL FIRING YOU!Copy !req
1220. MRS. DUBROW,
I'M LIONEL SPALDINGCopy !req
1221. FROM THE LE MONDE
TRAVELER ORGANIZATION.Copy !req
1222. CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
1223. YOU'VE MANAGED TO GOCopy !req
1224. FROM A FIVE-STAR HOTELCopy !req
1225. TO A ONE-STAR HOTEL.Copy !req
1226. GOOD NIGHT.Copy !req
1227. AAH!Copy !req
1228. GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME.Copy !req
1229. TERRIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING.
I'M UTTERLY INNOCENT.Copy !req
1230. THIS WILL BE REVEALED
BY MY LAWYERSCopy !req
1231. AS SOON AS I GET
TO A PAY PHONE.Copy !req
1232. DUNSTON...Copy !req
1233. HOW COULD YOU?Copy !req
1234. DUNSTON!Copy !req
1235. MAY I CALL YOU DUNSTON?Copy !req
1236. I'M REALLY, REALLY SORRY.Copy !req
1237. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO DO MY JOB.Copy !req
1238. IT WAS NOTHING PERSONAL.Copy !req
1239. DO YOU BELIEVE ME?Copy !req
1240. I DESERVED THAT.Copy !req
1241. YOU KNOW,
I'VE NEVER ATTACKED
ANOTHER HUMAN BEINGCopy !req
1242. IN MY ENTIRE LIFE.Copy !req
1243. NOW I'VE DROPPED TWO
IN THE SAME DAY.Copy !req
1244. SO HOW DID IT FEEL?Copy !req
1245. GREAT.Copy !req
1246. YOU DO REALIZE WE'LL
PROBABLY END UP LIVINGCopy !req
1247. IN A MOTEL 6.Copy !req
1248. YEP.Copy !req
1249. SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.Copy !req
1250. HELLO, DUNSTON.Copy !req
1251. NICE TO OFFICIALLY
MEET YOU.Copy !req
1252. DAD, CAN WE?Copy !req
1253. NO, WE CAN'T.Copy !req
1254. WE CAN'T.Copy !req
1255. PLEASE. HE CAN STAY
IN MY ROOM.Copy !req
1256. I'LL TAKE
GOOD CARE OF HIM.Copy !req
1257. KYLE, LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
1258. DUNSTON CAN STAY
WITH US TONIGHT,Copy !req
1259. BUT TOMORROW
WE'VE GOT TO FIND
ANOTHER PLACE FOR HIM.Copy !req
1260. IT'S A REALLY NICE ZOO.Copy !req
1261. NO ONE WILL BE MEAN
TO YOU OR ANYTHING,Copy !req
1262. AND YOU'LL HAVE FRIENDS.Copy !req
1263. NO.Copy !req
1264. MONKEY FRIENDS.Copy !req
1265. I'M NOT SURE
WHERE I'LL BE,Copy !req
1266. BUT I'LL TRY
TO COME AND VISIT YOUCopy !req
1267. WHENEVER I CAN.Copy !req
1268. IT'S THEM.Copy !req
1269. MR. DUBROW?Copy !req
1270. GOOD MORNING, KYLE.Copy !req
1271. WHERE'S MRS. DUBROW?Copy !req
1272. SCOUTING HOTEL SITES
IN ALASKA.Copy !req
1273. WE'VE COME
TO SEE YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
1274. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?Copy !req
1275. I WANT YOU TO STAY.Copy !req
1276. THIS IS THE FINEST HOTEL
IN THE ENTIRE CHAIN.Copy !req
1277. YES, IT IS.Copy !req
1278. THIS IS EVERYTHING I'VE
EVER DREAMED OF DOING,Copy !req
1279. AND NOW I'VE DONE IT.Copy !req
1280. I THINK
I'D LIKE A POSITION...Copy !req
1281. THAT'S A LITTLE LESS
DEMANDING ON MY TIME.Copy !req
1282. HMM.Copy !req
1283. LET ME SEE
WHAT I CAN DO.Copy !req
1284. MR. DUBROW, YOU KNOW
LOTS OF PEOPLE, RIGHT?Copy !req
1285. WHY DO YOU ASK?Copy !req
1286. I HAVE THIS FRIENDCopy !req
1287. WHO'S SORT OF IN NEED
OF A FAVOR.Copy !req
1288. UH-HUH.Copy !req
1289. LIONEL SPALDING...Copy !req
1290. AND NEIL.Copy !req
1291. WELCOME TO
THE BALI MAJESTIC,
MR. SPALDING.Copy !req
1292. THE MANAGER HAS BEEN
EXPECTING YOU.Copy !req
1293. MR. SPALDING,
I CAN'T TELL YOU
HOW PLEASED I AMCopy !req
1294. THAT YOU DECIDED TO
ACCEPT OUR INVITATION,Copy !req
1295. PARTICULARLY AFTER
THOSE RATHER UNFORTUNATE
CIRCUMSTANCESCopy !req
1296. BACK IN NEW YORK.Copy !req
1297. BUT AS YOU CAN SEE,Copy !req
1298. WE ARE FAR, FAR AWAY
FROM THERE RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
1299. AND MY FAMILY AND I
ARE DEDICATEDCopy !req
1300. TO MAKING YOUR STAY HERE
AT THE BALI MAJESTICCopy !req
1301. AS UNEVENTFUL
AND TROUBLE-FREE
AS IS HUMANLY POSSIBLE.Copy !req
1302. YOUR ROOM AND MEALS
ARE COMPLIMENTARY.Copy !req
1303. IF YOU'D LIKE ME TO
ARRANGE A LINE OF CREDIT
IN THE CASINO,Copy !req
1304. I'D BE HAPPY TO DO SO.Copy !req
1305. YOU MAY HEAR SOME
OF OUR NATIVE ISLANDERSCopy !req
1306. OUT AND AROUND
THE BUSHES.Copy !req
1307. THERE'S NOTHING
TO WORRY ABOUT.Copy !req
1308. I CAN GUARANTEE YOUCopy !req
1309. THERE WILL BE
NO FURTHER INCIDENTS
TO DEAL WITH.Copy !req
1310. ANYTIME
YOU NEED ANYTHING,
PICK UP THE PHONE—Copy !req
1311. DAD, UH—Copy !req
1312. JUST A MOMENT, KYLE.Copy !req
1313. ONE OF THINGS
I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUTCopy !req
1314. IS THE BALI-HAI BUFFET,Copy !req
1315. WHICH WE OFFER EVERY DAY
AT BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.Copy !req
1316. NO!Copy !req