1. 25.000Copy !req
2. Come out, come out,
wherever you are!Copy !req
3. Where is that little joker?Copy !req
4. Breathe deep, Mrs. Dunne.Copy !req
5. That's it. That's it.Copy !req
6. Push.Copy !req
7. Push, that's it.Copy !req
8. Keep pushing,
you're doing great, Mrs. Dunne.Copy !req
9. You're doing great.
Okay, that's it.Copy !req
10. There's the head,
I can see it now.Copy !req
11. Okay, congratulations...Copy !req
12. It's a...Copy !req
13. Okay, it went back in.Copy !req
14. I think he'll be good
at hide and seek, Mrs. Dunne.Copy !req
15. Okay.Copy !req
16. Well, you got yourself
a shy one here.Copy !req
17. Okay, come on out,
you little bastard.Copy !req
18. Ow!Copy !req
19. He bit me!Copy !req
20. Attention all units,
man trapped in a well.Copy !req
21. 919 Hill Street.Copy !req
22. Captain Rob!Copy !req
23. Captain Rob, can you hear me?
Grab the rope!Copy !req
24. Can you help him?Copy !req
25. Harry, no. This is—
this is not a real well.Copy !req
26. We can't keep coming out here
trying to getCopy !req
27. your imaginary
friend out of trouble.Copy !req
28. Well, thanks for saving him.
Coming, Captain Rob!Copy !req
29. We didn't really
save anybody.Copy !req
30. I'm sorry, Dave.Copy !req
31. It's okay, he just has
an overactive imagination.Copy !req
32. Don't worry, he'll grow out of it.
They all do.Copy !req
33. Captain Rob, come on out,
I give up!Copy !req
34. Where is he?
Where are you, Captain Rob?Copy !req
35. Honey, he's gone.Copy !req
36. He must've known you were
starting school today.Copy !req
37. Mom, do I have
to go to regular school?Copy !req
38. - Yes, honey.
- But you're a good teacher.Copy !req
39. Thank you, sweetie. I think it's time
you made some new friends.Copy !req
40. You know, friends
your own age.Copy !req
41. - I'm just not ready.
- Oh, I almost forgot.Copy !req
42. Captain Rob
left this for you.Copy !req
43. He said to count your steps
very carefully.Copy !req
44. Wow, a treasure map!Copy !req
45. - What's the treasure?
- It could be anything.Copy !req
46. Honey, you're going to discover a whole
new world when you get to school.Copy !req
47. Like Marco Polo.Copy !req
48. The guy who invented
the swimming pool.Copy !req
49. Of course.Copy !req
50. - I better get going.
- Now remember, Harry,Copy !req
51. there's a friend out there
waiting just for you.Copy !req
52. You're a good kid, Lloyd.Copy !req
53. And good looking, too.Copy !req
54. You make a father proud.Copy !req
55. - Thanks, Pop.
- Okay, now let me finish—Copy !req
56. Dad, watch the ears.Copy !req
57. Aah. Okay,
there you go, gigolo.Copy !req
58. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
59. - Looks good?
- Like fresh-cut grass.Copy !req
60. Okay, now come on.
Let's get ready,Copy !req
61. school's going to open real soon now.
Let's go.Copy !req
62. - Oh, keys please.
- Here you go.Copy !req
63. It's good to be
a janitor's son.Copy !req
64. - Love ya!
- Love you.Copy !req
65. ¡Ó lce, ice, baby ¡ÓCopy !req
66. ¡Ó lce, ice, baby ¡ÓCopy !req
67. ¡Ó All right, stop,
collaborate and listen ¡ÓCopy !req
68. ¡Ó lce is back
with my brand new invention ¡ÓCopy !req
69. ¡Ó Something grabs ahold
of me tightly ¡ÓCopy !req
70. ¡Ó Flow like a harpoon
daily and nightly ¡ÓCopy !req
71. - ¡Ó Will it ever stop? ¡Ó
- ¡Ó Yo, I don't know ¡ÓCopy !req
72. ¡Ó Turn off the lights
and I'll glow ¡ÓCopy !req
73. ¡Ó To the extreme I rock
a mic like a vandal ¡ÓCopy !req
74. ¡Ó Light up a stage
and wax a chump like a candle ¡ÓCopy !req
75. ¡Ó lce, ice, baby ¡ÓCopy !req
76. - ¡Ó Vanilla ¡Ó
- ¡Ó lce, ice, baby ¡ÓCopy !req
77. - ¡Ó Vanilla ¡Ó
- ¡Ó lce, ice, baby ¡ÓCopy !req
78. - ¡Ó Vanilla ¡Ó
- ¡Ó lce, ice, baby ¡ÓCopy !req
79. - ¡Ó Vanilla ¡Ó
- ¡Ó Now that the party is jumpin'... ¡ÓCopy !req
80. ¡Ó With the bass kicked in
and the vegas are pumpin' ¡ÓCopy !req
81. ¡Ó Quick to the point
to the point no fakin' ¡ÓCopy !req
82. ¡Ó Cooking MCs like
a pound of bacon ¡ÓCopy !req
83. ¡Ó Burning them if you ain't
quick and nimble ¡ÓCopy !req
84. ¡Ó I go crazy when I hear
a cymbal ¡ÓCopy !req
85. ¡Ó And a hi-hat
with a souped up tempo ¡ÓCopy !req
86. ¡Ó I'm on a roll,
it's time to go solo ¡ÓCopy !req
87. ¡Ó lce, ice, baby,
too cold ¡ÓCopy !req
88. - ¡Ó Vanilla ¡Ó
- ¡Ó lce, ice, baby, too cold ¡ÓCopy !req
89. ¡Ó Too cold ¡ÓCopy !req
90. ¡Ó lce, ice, baby. ¡ÓCopy !req
91. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
look at you!Copy !req
92. You're Iooking real sharp there
in your new back-to-school outfit.Copy !req
93. - Ooh, ooh.
- Here, Dad.Copy !req
94. Okay. Whoa, whoa.
One sec.Copy !req
95. Let's see if anyone
lost a camera.Copy !req
96. Oh, look at this.Copy !req
97. Okay ready?
Smile for papa. Come on.Copy !req
98. Ready?
Yee-aah!Copy !req
99. Okay, wait, wait, wait!Copy !req
100. Okay, if you're gonna
go to school you need a book.Copy !req
101. Okay? Okay, ready?
Okay, okay.Copy !req
102. Look pretty.
Pretty, pretty.Copy !req
103. Pretty... boy!Copy !req
104. I got to catch my bus.
See you, Pop!Copy !req
105. Yeah, but you're already
at school!Copy !req
106. Hope they like my new jacket!Copy !req
107. We go through this every year.Copy !req
108. Got to get to school.Copy !req
109. Excuse me.
Pardon me.Copy !req
110. Hi. Hi.Copy !req
111. - Sorry.
- You're going the wrong way, loser!Copy !req
112. Can't miss my bus.Copy !req
113. Okay, so follow the map
and find a friend.Copy !req
114. So what's the apple for?
This is too distracting.Copy !req
115. One of you has to go.Copy !req
116. I'm sorry it's you.
Now...Copy !req
117. take your seeds
and grow into a beautiful pie.Copy !req
118. 31, 32, 33...Copy !req
119. Hey, whoa!Copy !req
120. - Sorry about that, mate.
- Nice car, Frenchie.Copy !req
121. Hey, cute puppy.Copy !req
122. Aww.Copy !req
123. Rarr!Copy !req
124. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
125. Bad dog! Don't get me,
don't get me!Copy !req
126. Aaah!
Bad doggie! Bad doggie!Copy !req
127. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
128. No, no, no!Copy !req
129. Oooh!Copy !req
130. Somebody chipped my tooth.Copy !req
131. How do you think I feel?Copy !req
132. Someone bit me
in the forehead.Copy !req
133. Oh, no!Copy !req
134. You could've saved that
for the tooth fairy.Copy !req
135. That's stupid. I happen to know
my mom is the tooth fairy.Copy !req
136. - Your mom is the tooth fairy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
137. Wow, that is so cool.Copy !req
138. She must do all the flying
around when I'm asleep.Copy !req
139. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
140. - Harry Dunne.
- Harry Dunne?Copy !req
141. Why does that not
sound familiar?Copy !req
142. - Probably because we've never met?
- No, that's not it.Copy !req
143. Anyway, yeah,
Lloyd Christmas.Copy !req
144. Here I am bragging
my mom's the tooth fairyCopy !req
145. - and you're Santa's kid?
- No, no.Copy !req
146. - Yeah!
- Yeah? No, I'm not.Copy !req
147. - I knew it!
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
148. - I bet you are.
- No, I bet I'm not.Copy !req
149. - I know you are.
- Why have I never seen you here before?Copy !req
150. Home school,
till today.Copy !req
151. Home school.
What's that?Copy !req
152. I go to school
where I Iive.Copy !req
153. Me too!
Seriously!Copy !req
154. - No?
- Yeah!Copy !req
155. Whoa, that's my bus! Hey! Hey!Copy !req
156. No, wait!
No, wait!Copy !req
157. Hi! Hello!Copy !req
158. I missed it.
Now I have to walk.Copy !req
159. It's right over there.Copy !req
160. - Is that what I think it is?
- Nope, it's a treasure map.Copy !req
161. Cool.Copy !req
162. My mom says it's
somewhere in the school.Copy !req
163. I don't know, I'm pretty
familiar with the schoolCopy !req
164. and I've never seen
that X before. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
165. Ooh, but I do
know something.Copy !req
166. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
167. You're it.Copy !req
168. I'm it?Copy !req
169. What's it?Copy !req
170. I don't really know,
you know, but whatever it is,Copy !req
171. it's something you
don't want to be, and right now...Copy !req
172. yeah, you are.Copy !req
173. Wait, so if I touch you,
you're it?Copy !req
174. - Yeah, that's how it works, Harry.
- You're it!Copy !req
175. - No, Harry!
- See you Iater!Copy !req
176. Wait— ahh!Copy !req
177. Hello, my yellow friend.
Sorry I missed ya.Copy !req
178. So high school's all about Iooking cool,
Harry, so stick with me.Copy !req
179. Why are those girls
dressed in matching outfits?Copy !req
180. They're cheerleaders, Harry.
It's a dangerous cult.Copy !req
181. - Don't let them talk to you.
- Don't we want them to talk to us?Copy !req
182. - No. No, no, no, no, no.
- Why not?Copy !req
183. Besides cooties and other
medical reasons,Copy !req
184. they're not in the cool crowd, which
I am, which you want to be a part of.Copy !req
185. - You know what I mean?
- No. Hey.Copy !req
186. - What about her?
- She's a total dork.Copy !req
187. I mean, just look
how she dresses.Copy !req
188. Check out that skirt. I mean,
it's so short. Where's the flood?Copy !req
189. And that sweater— it's so tight,
her milk-bubbles are popping out.Copy !req
190. Loser.Copy !req
191. Oh my gosh, she's not
wearing underwear.Copy !req
192. Yeah, how dorky is that.
I'm wearing two pair right now.Copy !req
193. Me too.Copy !req
194. This is my Mohawk friend, Turk.Copy !req
195. He's part of the cool crowd.
Hey, Kimosabe!Copy !req
196. Shut up, ass-face.Copy !req
197. That's the Iroquois name he gave me
for having the strong face of an ass.Copy !req
198. Looks like we're going
to go have a pow-wow!Copy !req
199. Ooh. Hi.Copy !req
200. I hope the carpet
matches the drapes.Copy !req
201. Excuse me?Copy !req
202. You know, in the Iibrary.Copy !req
203. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
204. I don't think it does.Copy !req
205. - You're new here, right?
- Depends on how you define new.Copy !req
206. You're the kid
who was home schooled.Copy !req
207. Yeah.
How'd you know?Copy !req
208. I was assigned to write
an article for the school paper.Copy !req
209. It was either
a feature on youCopy !req
210. or the new four-color ink pens
at the student store.Copy !req
211. Four colors in one pen?Copy !req
212. No! That's impossible.Copy !req
213. Yeah, well,Copy !req
214. I'd rather be writing a hard-hitting
investigative pieceCopy !req
215. but nothing ever happens around here.
I'm Jessica Matthews.Copy !req
216. Hi.Copy !req
217. - Harry Dunne.
- What's going on here?Copy !req
218. Hey, freakshow,Copy !req
219. did Jessica give you
that banana in your pants?Copy !req
220. No, my mom did.Copy !req
221. - Gross.
- You want a bite?Copy !req
222. Hey, smells like cheese. Whoo!Copy !req
223. - Turk, leave him alone.
- "Turk, leave him alone."Copy !req
224. - Shut up!
- "Shut up!"Copy !req
225. - Oh boy.
- Harry, I'll talk to you Iater.Copy !req
226. Pretty colors.Copy !req
227. Ride's not over yet, pal.Copy !req
228. Hey, can my friend
Harry come too?Copy !req
229. - Yes, he can.
- Hi, Harry.Copy !req
230. So were you held back
two years like Lloyd?Copy !req
231. No, I was held back three.Copy !req
232. By your mom?Copy !req
233. ¡Ó All you got
to feel it, all right. ¡ÓCopy !req
234. And Principal Collins,Copy !req
235. you'll be pleased to know
that this yearCopy !req
236. Wednesday's are
"South of the Border" days.Copy !req
237. We'll be serving
a spicy tuna tamaleCopy !req
238. along with a three-cheese
quesadilla.Copy !req
239. Sounds like it's going
to be another...Copy !req
240. hot year in the kitchen.Copy !req
241. - Hello?
- Yes? What is it?Copy !req
242. Sir, it's time
for morning announcements.Copy !req
243. Yes, I—
I'm aware of that.Copy !req
244. Yes. Um...Copy !req
245. why don't you make
the announcements this morning, dear?Copy !req
246. But what should I announce?Copy !req
247. - Tell her about the quesadillas.
- Make something up!Copy !req
248. Okay.Copy !req
249. Well, that was
a mood breaker.Copy !req
250. You know, honey...Copy !req
251. I think I've finally
figured out a wayCopy !req
252. to bilk this school
out of enough moneyCopy !req
253. to get us that condo
in Waikiki.Copy !req
254. How, sweet baby?
You've done it all.Copy !req
255. Small potatoes.Copy !req
256. This is the big one.
This is visionary.Copy !req
257. This idea is genius.Copy !req
258. Look at this.Copy !req
259. The Richard Moffitt
Special Needs Grant.Copy !req
260. This Moffitt guy used to be
in a special needs program,Copy !req
261. and then he Iearns to string
a couple of sentences togetherCopy !req
262. and now he's some
big hotshot.Copy !req
263. Anyway, the state is giving
100 grand in his nameCopy !req
264. to every school that has
a special needs class.Copy !req
265. - This is fantastic!
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
266. All we have to do
is kill this Moffitt guyCopy !req
267. and we get all the money.Copy !req
268. No, no.Copy !req
269. What we need is to set up
a fake special needs class.Copy !req
270. We start our own class.Copy !req
271. Problem is,
where do we find kids...Copy !req
272. we can pass off
as special?Copy !req
273. Okay, that's high enough!Copy !req
274. - Thanks, Turk.
- I'm flying! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
275. So this is what a flag
sees all day.Copy !req
276. - Yeah.
- And your friend Turk is totally great.Copy !req
277. Yeah, he's aces, huh?Copy !req
278. Hey, thanks, Turk!
We're so high!Copy !req
279. Bingo.Copy !req
280. Welcome to special needs
orientation.Copy !req
281. I'm Ms. Heller,
the Iunch Iady.Copy !req
282. And it—
damn.Copy !req
283. I mean, your new teacher.Copy !req
284. Yeah.Copy !req
285. Now the reason you two are here
before class officially startsCopy !req
286. is because you're...Copy !req
287. extra special.Copy !req
288. Thank you.Copy !req
289. And were personally selected
by Principal Collins.Copy !req
290. Who's Principal Collins?Copy !req
291. - He's the principal.
- Wow.Copy !req
292. Your first assignmentCopy !req
293. is to pick
the rest of the class.Copy !req
294. Hey!Copy !req
295. Find students that are
just as special as you two.Copy !req
296. Special.Copy !req
297. What?Copy !req
298. Is— is this gonna be
on the midterm?Copy !req
299. No.Copy !req
300. You know, you're the first person
I ever brought here, Harry.Copy !req
301. - Is this your special place?
- No, I just usually eat in the crapper.Copy !req
302. Yeah, saves time.
Out with the old, in with the new.Copy !req
303. - Could we eat there tomorrow?
- Yeah, but first we need to find kidsCopy !req
304. that are special, needy, and classy enough
to be in our special needs class.Copy !req
305. It'll be like taking
candy from a stranger.Copy !req
306. - "Har-ery"?
- The second "R" is silent.Copy !req
307. Oh, that makes
much more sense.Copy !req
308. Oh, little crippled boy.
Look.Copy !req
309. Our first recruit.Copy !req
310. - His curse is our blessing.
- Careful, Harry, don't scare him.Copy !req
311. Hey, little guy.
Hey little orphan buddy.Copy !req
312. - What happened?
- Skateboard.Copy !req
313. - One day, they'll find a cure.
- You brave little soldier.Copy !req
314. What?Copy !req
315. No, man, it's nothing.
The cast comes off in a few weeks.Copy !req
316. He's obviously in denial.
Maybe we can help.Copy !req
317. We're part of a special class
taught by the Iunch Iady.Copy !req
318. I mean, Ms. Heller.
You should join up.Copy !req
319. It doesn't
require any walking.Copy !req
320. No one will make fun
of your horrible deformity.Copy !req
321. - How much homework is there?
- That's the downside.Copy !req
322. - There's none.
- Dude, dude.Copy !req
323. Wait a minute, I can spend
the whole yearCopy !req
324. in a class taught
by the Iunch Iady?Copy !req
325. Yeah.Copy !req
326. - Can I bring my girlfriend?
- You can bring whatever you want.Copy !req
327. All right.Copy !req
328. ¡Ó Yeah ¡ÓCopy !req
329. ¡Ó Here we go ¡ÓCopy !req
330. ¡Ó It's a new day,
but it all feels old ¡ÓCopy !req
331. - ¡Ó It's a good life
that's what I'm told ¡ÓCopy !req
332. ¡Ó But everyday,
it all just feels the same ¡ÓCopy !req
333. ¡Ó At my high school,
it felt more to me ¡ÓCopy !req
334. ¡Ó Like a jail cell,
a penitentiary... ¡ÓCopy !req
335. - Harry Dunne, Special Needs.
- He's with us.Copy !req
336. You deserve him.Copy !req
337. - I guess I owe you this one.
- ¡Ó I don't ever want to be like you ¡ÓCopy !req
338. ¡Ó I don't want to do
the things you do ¡ÓCopy !req
339. ¡Ó I'm never gonna hear
the words you say ¡ÓCopy !req
340. ¡Ó And I don't ever wanna,
I don't ever wanna ¡ÓCopy !req
341. ¡Ó Be you ¡ÓCopy !req
342. ¡Ó Don't wanna
be just like you... ¡ÓCopy !req
343. Go, go, go!Copy !req
344. ¡Ó This is the anthem,
throw all your hands up ¡ÓCopy !req
345. ¡Ó You... ¡ÓCopy !req
346. He's out.
Put him on the disabled Iist.Copy !req
347. That means you're
one of us now.Copy !req
348. ¡Ó You... ¡ÓCopy !req
349. We already have
a special slogan.Copy !req
350. Harry,
what are you doing?Copy !req
351. She's a foreign
exchange student.Copy !req
352. She obviously doesn't
speak the English.Copy !req
353. Ching chong ching
chingy chong ching chong ching.Copy !req
354. ¡Ó You ¡ÓCopy !req
355. ¡Ó Don't want to be just like you ¡ÓCopy !req
356. ¡Ó What I'm saying is
this is the anthem ¡ÓCopy !req
357. - ¡Ó Throw all your hands up ¡Ó
- Ching chongen ay.Copy !req
358. ¡Ó Y'all got to feel me,
sing if you're with me... ¡ÓCopy !req
359. Get your car washed
and support the Stallions.Copy !req
360. - Aah.
- Whoa!Copy !req
361. The half boy/half horse.Copy !req
362. Oh! That's more
of what we're Iooking for.Copy !req
363. - He's super special.
- Well...Copy !req
364. I mean, I got to get
a job anyway.Copy !req
365. So if I—
if I sign your thing,Copy !req
366. I can just come and go
whenever I want to?Copy !req
367. You were born free,Copy !req
368. and free
you shall remain.Copy !req
369. Well, okay.Copy !req
370. Ah!Copy !req
371. Easy, easy.Copy !req
372. Easy, boy, easy, boy.Copy !req
373. Easy, boy. It's okay.
You're in!Copy !req
374. - We did it!
- Yes, we did, Harry.Copy !req
375. Special needs class, 1986.Copy !req
376. We are the chosen ones,
all present and accounted for.Copy !req
377. football player,
the crippled kid...Copy !req
378. What about Lewis,
the half horse boy?Copy !req
379. - He really had me fooled.
- Here we go.Copy !req
380. Hey, thanks
for the grub, Mrs. D.Copy !req
381. - You're welcome, Lloyd.
- Hey, where's Mr. D?Copy !req
382. Oh, he passed away
a few years ago.Copy !req
383. He missed
one great pot of stew.Copy !req
384. Actually, it's meatloaf, but you just
put everything in your soup.Copy !req
385. I like it a lot.Copy !req
386. Harry, I am so proud of you
making a real friend.Copy !req
387. Is it okay
if he spends the night?Copy !req
388. - Lloyd, have you asked your parents?
- I left my dad a note.Copy !req
389. "Pop, I'm sleeping
at Harry's tonight.Copy !req
390. Love, Lloyd.
P.S., you're out of ketchup."Copy !req
391. Good kid,
but you could've just called.Copy !req
392. Got any crazy eights?Copy !req
393. Go fish.Copy !req
394. Nothing.Copy !req
395. Four.Copy !req
396. Ha! Now you have to move
your peg seven spacesCopy !req
397. and put your shirt
on backwards.Copy !req
398. Wow, you really suck
at this game.Copy !req
399. Yeah, well, I almost always
beat Captain Rob.Copy !req
400. - Who's Captain Rob?
- Just a guy I hang out with.Copy !req
401. I know the type. Lives in the basement,
smells like a sponge.Copy !req
402. No, Captain Rob's seven feet tall,
wears an eye-patch,Copy !req
403. - got a hook for a hand.
- Wow, sounds like a pirate.Copy !req
404. What? No. He's got a parrot on his
shoulder, buries treasure.Copy !req
405. - Yeah, that's a pirate.
- I don't think so.Copy !req
406. This guy drinks rum from a barrel,
says, "Yo, ho, ho," has a peg Ieg.Copy !req
407. - A peg Ieg?
- Yeah, go-cart accident.Copy !req
408. Here... we... go!Copy !req
409. Be careful, Captain Rob.Copy !req
410. - Ooh.
- Three, two, one.Copy !req
411. Aah, you Ianded on Candy Land.
Now you have to swallow it.Copy !req
412. Ready?Copy !req
413. Swallow!Copy !req
414. That's good top hat.Copy !req
415. Hey, fellas,Copy !req
416. it's getting kind of late.
Come on.Copy !req
417. - Can I be on top?
- Only if I can be on bottom.Copy !req
418. - All right!
- Yeah!Copy !req
419. Airplane into the hangar.
Zzz— ow!Copy !req
420. All right, pumpkin,
night night.Copy !req
421. 'Night, Mom.Copy !req
422. - 'Night Mrs. D.
- Good night, Lloyd.Copy !req
423. Thanks for being
a friend to my Harry.Copy !req
424. All right, boys, sleep tight.Copy !req
425. Don't let the bedbugs bite.Copy !req
426. - ¡Ó Hey, hey... ¡Ó
- Ohh. Huh!Copy !req
427. - What was that?
- What?Copy !req
428. Your mom just totally
made a move on me.Copy !req
429. - She did not.
- Yeah, she did, Harry.Copy !req
430. Maybe soon
I'll be your new daddy.Copy !req
431. - Lloyd, she's my mom.
- Listen, I can't help my heart.Copy !req
432. That's right, when I'm your new dad,
you're gonna have to do what I say.Copy !req
433. Will not.Copy !req
434. Don't you take that tone
with me, young man.Copy !req
435. - Shut up.
- I will stop this car right now.Copy !req
436. - You're not my real dad.
- You take that back!Copy !req
437. - Be quiet, buttlick!
- Ohh!Copy !req
438. - Where did you Iearn that word?
- I learned it from...Copy !req
439. listening to you!Copy !req
440. - I hate you!
- Kids.Copy !req
441. Thank you, Principal Collins...Copy !req
442. For our specially needy class!Copy !req
443. - They're perfect.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
444. Well, you should all
be very proud of yourselves.Copy !req
445. You are the pioneers here
at Providence Hill High,Copy !req
446. the very first
special needs class.Copy !req
447. And to commemorate
this occasion,Copy !req
448. we're going to take
a class photo.Copy !req
449. So let's cover this up
just for the picture.Copy !req
450. Hold this very high.
That's it.Copy !req
451. And let's all form a group
under the sign. Quickly.Copy !req
452. Now, now,
now, now, now.Copy !req
453. Beautiful.
Big smile.Copy !req
454. Here we go.Copy !req
455. Do you remember why
we're here?Copy !req
456. I'm supposed to take a picture
for Superintendent Zimmer?Copy !req
457. And?Copy !req
458. - You want me to take it?
- Yes, yes!Copy !req
459. - Oh.
- Okay.Copy !req
460. Okay, here we go.
Ready?Copy !req
461. Cheese!Copy !req
462. - Cheese.
- Cheese!Copy !req
463. - What stinks?
- That'd be me, sir.Copy !req
464. - Wife made the stew last night.
- Shut up, Lloyd.Copy !req
465. - You're not married yet.
- Will be.Copy !req
466. I hope you'll all enjoy
your new classroom.Copy !req
467. This is not it. It's a special wing
in back of the school we've built for you.Copy !req
468. Why don't you go back
and take a look at it now?Copy !req
469. Quickly, now.
Just head back there. That's it, now.Copy !req
470. Principal Collins,
what about the crippled boy?Copy !req
471. - Yes, take him with you.
- "Confirmitive."Copy !req
472. Easy. Lloyd, Lloyd, Lloyd.
No, no, no.Copy !req
473. I can— I'll just walk,
all right? Is that all right?Copy !req
474. Collins is a great man.Copy !req
475. Yeah, that's why he was
elected principal.Copy !req
476. - That's it. On your way.
- Your Highness.Copy !req
477. That's good.
Well, so far so good.Copy !req
478. I do think we need
some more pictures, though.Copy !req
479. Why don't you take the kids
on a field trip tomorrow?Copy !req
480. And...?Copy !req
481. - And take some more pictures.
- Okay.Copy !req
482. Yeah, okay.Copy !req
483. Well, don't you have
a phony class to teach?Copy !req
484. I put in for a sub.Copy !req
485. Was that naughty?Copy !req
486. I think I need a "panking."Copy !req
487. Pank, pank, pank.Copy !req
488. You gonna give me
a panking?Copy !req
489. ¡Ó Clap your hands... ¡ÓCopy !req
490. Hello, class.
My name is Mr. Christmas.Copy !req
491. Mrs. Heller had to attend
some serious and urgent business,Copy !req
492. so I will be
your substitute teacher.Copy !req
493. It's gonna take me a while to Iearn
everyone's names, so please be patient.Copy !req
494. - Me, me. Pick me!
- Uh... you.Copy !req
495. - Harry.
- Harry. Oooh.Copy !req
496. You look familiar.
Oh, did I have your brother?Copy !req
497. - No.
- No, okay. Any other questions?Copy !req
498. - Was there one...?
- Yo!Copy !req
499. What's with horse boy?
Now he's a bright shiny sun.Copy !req
500. Yeah, don't look
directly at him.Copy !req
501. I'm just handing out fliers
at the tanning salon, guys.Copy !req
502. - It's a part-time job.
- No, that's— congratulations.Copy !req
503. Did you have a question there,
bright eyes?Copy !req
504. Yeah, my question's when
the old teacher Iady coming back?Copy !req
505. I am your teacher Iady for today.Copy !req
506. Lloyd, can I have
a word with you for a minute?Copy !req
507. Oh, take this time
to study amongst yourselves.Copy !req
508. Obviously there must be some
sort of family emergency,Copy !req
509. otherwise there's no reason
my father would beCopy !req
510. interrupting me
while I'm working.Copy !req
511. - Coming. What the...?
- That's your dad?Copy !req
512. Yeah.
What was your name again?Copy !req
513. - Harry.
- Harry. Come with me, Harry.Copy !req
514. - What's up, Pop?
- We need to talk.Copy !req
515. So you must be in the air force.
I like your flight suit.Copy !req
516. - I'm a custodian.
- Well, then...Copy !req
517. aye aye, sir!Copy !req
518. Okay, what are you crazy boys
doing in my tool shed?Copy !req
519. We're not crazy, Dad,
we're special.Copy !req
520. And Principal Collins wants us
to have our own special classroom.Copy !req
521. My boy's special,
how 'bout that?Copy !req
522. I knew you
were different! Ohhh!Copy !req
523. I'm taking the day off.Copy !req
524. Come on, come on.Copy !req
525. All right, guys,
now that teacher Iady's gone,Copy !req
526. um... I have a question.Copy !req
527. Do you guys know why
our class is in the tool shed?Copy !req
528. Who cares, Lewis?
It's better than real school.Copy !req
529. If we don't mess this up,Copy !req
530. we can go a whole year without
doing any real work at all.Copy !req
531. Yeah, man, we can do
anything we want.Copy !req
532. Anything.Copy !req
533. Anything?Copy !req
534. So if I had a girlfriend like Terri,
I could bring her here and...Copy !req
535. do stuff with her?Copy !req
536. You got it, jerk-off.Copy !req
537. Then I'm in.
Yeah.Copy !req
538. But I came here to Iearn
about America.Copy !req
539. Listen, baby,Copy !req
540. there is nothing more AmericanCopy !req
541. than not doing anything
and getting away with it.Copy !req
542. Ohh.
Then I'm in.Copy !req
543. - Just like jerk-off.
- Lewis.Copy !req
544. Carl?Copy !req
545. - He's snapping out of it.
- We need him.Copy !req
546. I know.
Come on, kid!Copy !req
547. - Come on, come on!
- Go get some!Copy !req
548. Carl?Copy !req
549. Oh, wow.Copy !req
550. Who is Benjamin Franklin again?Copy !req
551. He's the pilgrim who used
penicillin to kill Godzilla.Copy !req
552. Right.
How'd you get so smart?Copy !req
553. Public school.
Yeah.Copy !req
554. When you Iive in the basement,
you breathe in a lot of chalk dust.Copy !req
555. It writes all the answers
all over your brain.Copy !req
556. - You're so Iucky.
- Ooh, now...Copy !req
557. - How 'bout a SIushee?
- A. SIushee.Copy !req
558. Don't tell me.
Abraham SIushee—Copy !req
559. I know this— third President
of the United States!Copy !req
560. That's right, Harry.Copy !req
561. And this is the frozen delicious treat
he was named after.Copy !req
562. - Nice jugs.
- Yeah.Copy !req
563. Hey, your mom's
got jugs like these.Copy !req
564. Yeah, but they
never been in a magazine.Copy !req
565. They ought to be.
They're beautiful.Copy !req
566. Ooh, Harry,
I just realized something.Copy !req
567. - What?
- You're it!Copy !req
568. - Oh no, you're not getting me again.
- "Victoria's Secret," huh?Copy !req
569. - Those clothes are for chicks.
- $2.50.Copy !req
570. - You're it.
- Oh, you wanna go?Copy !req
571. You wanna go,
huh, Harry?Copy !req
572. Jousting,
14th century!Copy !req
573. - You're it!
- You're it.Copy !req
574. Invisibility shield.
Booo!Copy !req
575. I know where you are!Copy !req
576. - I know where you are!
- Please pay me the $2.50.Copy !req
577. I know where you are!Copy !req
578. - I know where you are!
- You're it.Copy !req
579. Seriously, stop for a second.Copy !req
580. Come here, Harry,
seriously, for a second. You're it!Copy !req
581. Oh!
No, you're it!Copy !req
582. Harry, buns!
You're it!Copy !req
583. You're it!Copy !req
584. - You're it!
- No, I'm not.Copy !req
585. Yeah, you are.Copy !req
586. He touched you.Copy !req
587. You're it until
you touch someone else.Copy !req
588. I know the rules, I'm just not
playing your stupid game.Copy !req
589. Now pay me $2.50.Copy !req
590. You're it.Copy !req
591. You're it.Copy !req
592. - You're it.
- No, you're it.Copy !req
593. - No, you are.
- You're it.Copy !req
594. You're it.Copy !req
595. Enough!
You're it!Copy !req
596. And no touch-backs,
no do-overs,Copy !req
597. no erasies,
and in this whole storeCopy !req
598. is home free!Copy !req
599. Lloyd, can he do that?Copy !req
600. Oh yeah, Harry.Copy !req
601. He can...
and he did.Copy !req
602. And now...Copy !req
603. it's on
like Donkey Kong.Copy !req
604. Pay the man.Copy !req
605. Pay the man.Copy !req
606. - Good.
- Yeah.Copy !req
607. I thought we
handled that pretty well.Copy !req
608. These are really cold, huh?Copy !req
609. That's why you got
to drink 'em fast, Harry, trust me.Copy !req
610. Drink it, Harry.
Come on, buddy!Copy !req
611. Drink, drink, drink!
Go, Harry, go!Copy !req
612. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
613. Oww.Copy !req
614. Refreshing.Copy !req
615. Ohh! So what do you
want to do today, Harry?Copy !req
616. I don't know.Copy !req
617. Oww!
It hurts so good.Copy !req
618. Ahh!Copy !req
619. No, Harry, you're not
drinking it fast enough.Copy !req
620. You got to drink faster.
You got to go fast. Go fast!Copy !req
621. Go fast, go fast, go fast!
You got to drink it fast, Harry,Copy !req
622. before it melts!Copy !req
623. Tastes so good.Copy !req
624. I can't feel my face.Copy !req
625. Didn't hurt.Copy !req
626. Didn't hurt.Copy !req
627. I felt that.Copy !req
628. Mmmm...Copy !req
629. Harry, my mouth is frozen.Copy !req
630. I can't—
I can't feel my Iips.Copy !req
631. - Harry, they're frozen.
- I don't feel good.Copy !req
632. Oh, Harry,
here comes trouble.Copy !req
633. Oh, hey guys.Copy !req
634. Your milk bubbles look nice,
Jessica.Copy !req
635. Good one, Harry.Copy !req
636. I'll see you guys tomorrow.Copy !req
637. I can't believe she's
wearing that outfit.Copy !req
638. Yeah, last time
I wore those shorts, I got beat up.Copy !req
639. Beat up?Copy !req
640. Guess what's
under these coconuts?Copy !req
641. What?Copy !req
642. It's a surprise.Copy !req
643. Well, I've got
a little surprise for you.Copy !req
644. You got the extender?Copy !req
645. No.Copy !req
646. No, I talked to Superintendent
Zimmer this morning.Copy !req
647. - Oh.
- He's sending Richard Moffitt himselfCopy !req
648. to our Thanksgiving Day parade,Copy !req
649. check in hand.Copy !req
650. Oh, monkey,
this is too exciting.Copy !req
651. Our dream is coming true.Copy !req
652. Smile, sweetheart.Copy !req
653. More pictures
for the chest.Copy !req
654. What do you keep
in there?Copy !req
655. Oh, things.Copy !req
656. Photos, tapes.Copy !req
657. I tape everything
that goes on in this office.Copy !req
658. Just like the President.Copy !req
659. Just like
the President.Copy !req
660. Come here, monkey.Copy !req
661. - Whoo.
- Hey, it's upside down.Copy !req
662. Here, hold my sack.Copy !req
663. All right, according
to the map,Copy !req
664. we're almost at school.Copy !req
665. Yeah, but we still
haven't found any treasure.Copy !req
666. Harry...Copy !req
667. ¡Ó Hallelujah,
hallelujah... ¡ÓCopy !req
668. We may have found
something even better.Copy !req
669. Come on.Copy !req
670. It's our own
special bus, Harry!Copy !req
671. How do you know
it's for us?Copy !req
672. Because cool kids always sit
in the back of the bus, Harry,Copy !req
673. and here, every row
is the back.Copy !req
674. We're all cool.
Come on!Copy !req
675. Careful, Harry, it's short!Copy !req
676. Hey, Harry, I'm in the front
of the bus!Copy !req
677. - I'm in the back!
- I'm in the front!Copy !req
678. Turk, what are you
doing here?Copy !req
679. - Special needs class.
- Being a jerk doesn't make you special.Copy !req
680. You're just jealous.
This is the best class ever.Copy !req
681. So don't ruin it!Copy !req
682. Sorry, special needs only.Copy !req
683. Look, Ms. Heller,
there's something fishy here.Copy !req
684. And I don't think
it's Friday's special.Copy !req
685. Hmm. Well,
I wouldn't know,Copy !req
686. since I'm just
the teacher and all.Copy !req
687. Now less talking
and more sitting, huh, gang?Copy !req
688. Let's go, Margie,
the museum ain't gonna teach itself.Copy !req
689. This is a much bigger story
than four-color pens.Copy !req
690. ¡Ó Every day I get in the queue ¡ÓCopy !req
691. - ¡Ó Too much, magic bus ¡Ó
- ¡Ó To get on the bus that takes me to you ¡ÓCopy !req
692. - ¡Ó Too much, magic bus... ¡Ó
- You want a scoop?Copy !req
693. I'll give you a scoop.Copy !req
694. You think we're gonna stop for ice cream?Copy !req
695. No. Maybe.Copy !req
696. - ¡Ó Your house is only another mile... ¡Ó
- Lose her.Copy !req
697. ¡Ó Too much, magic bus... ¡ÓCopy !req
698. - SIug bug. SIug bug.
- Ow! Ow!Copy !req
699. Can it be the same one?
SIug bug!Copy !req
700. - Ow!
- SIug— I can still see you.Copy !req
701. - That's not how you play!
- Playing Australian rules.Copy !req
702. Don't let her pass!Copy !req
703. ¡Ó I don't care
how much I pay ¡ÓCopy !req
704. ¡Ó Too much, magic bus... ¡ÓCopy !req
705. - Scissors, scissors.
- This is too.Copy !req
706. - What's that?
- It's an eagle.Copy !req
707. - This is a barracuda.
- Fish can't eat a bird.Copy !req
708. Ha, ha, too big to make the turn!Copy !req
709. - You can't squish a bird with a paper cut.
- Yeah, you can.Copy !req
710. - Yeah, you can.
- You can't squish— No, you can't.Copy !req
711. - Punch buggy.
- Ow!Copy !req
712. Margie, look out!Copy !req
713. Help me!Copy !req
714. ¡Ó I said, now I've got
my magic bus... ¡ÓCopy !req
715. ¡Ó Now I've got my magic bus ¡ÓCopy !req
716. ¡Ó Too much, magic bus. ¡ÓCopy !req
717. Everyone find a partner.
You're no good to me dead.Copy !req
718. - Harry, get back here!
- I'm back, I'm back.Copy !req
719. - I'm going.
- Harry? Harry!Copy !req
720. Spin faster,
we'll go back in time!Copy !req
721. I'm right behind you.
I'm right behind you.Copy !req
722. No, no, no!
Aaah!Copy !req
723. We got to partner up.Copy !req
724. - What do you say, you and me?
- Dream on, desperado.Copy !req
725. Right, field trip partner
is kind of a big commitment.Copy !req
726. I'm joking. Of course I'll
be your partner.Copy !req
727. You got some serious self-worth issues,
my pudgy, ugly little friend.Copy !req
728. Stop it, you're
embarrassing me.Copy !req
729. Okay, say "fajitas."Copy !req
730. - Fajitas!
- Good, got it.Copy !req
731. - Yeah?
- Yeah.Copy !req
732. Now— excuse me. How long does the
average field trip take here?Copy !req
733. Well, to fully experience all we
have to offer, it takes two hours.Copy !req
734. Two. Okay.
You know, I'll be back in four.Copy !req
735. So why don't you give the tour twice,
and speak slowly?Copy !req
736. - Oh, we don't take tips here.
- Oh, sure you do.Copy !req
737. I know you don't make much.
Don't be proud.Copy !req
738. Don't be proud. It's going away.
It's going away.Copy !req
739. It's going away. It's okay.
That's what I thought.Copy !req
740. - That's what I thought.
- Okay.Copy !req
741. I like your outfit,
Mr. Polar bear.Copy !req
742. Hmm. Okay, I'm just
going to turn and walk away.Copy !req
743. Ha!Copy !req
744. Okay...Copy !req
745. I'm watching you.Copy !req
746. Harry?Copy !req
747. Who told you my name?Copy !req
748. Harry?Copy !req
749. Harry?Copy !req
750. Ms. Heller said
not to talk to you.Copy !req
751. That's because Ms. Heller
doesn't want you to knowCopy !req
752. this whole thing is a scam.Copy !req
753. I knew it was a fake.Copy !req
754. - You did?
- Yeah. Those Eskimos?Copy !req
755. I'm sure at least
one of them is a mannequin.Copy !req
756. Harry, you're so funny.Copy !req
757. But listen, I have to ask you
a question that might...Copy !req
758. put you in
a delicate position.Copy !req
759. You want to talk
about your delicates?Copy !req
760. Are you trying to be funny,
or you actually re—Copy !req
761. special?Copy !req
762. We're all special. Everyone Lloyd
and I chose for the class is special.Copy !req
763. You and Lloyd chose
the class?Copy !req
764. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
765. This is all starting
to make sense.Copy !req
766. Could you come
to my house tonight?Copy !req
767. - Excuse me?
- We need to talk.Copy !req
768. - Come over around 7:00?
- O'clock?Copy !req
769. Yeah.Copy !req
770. Okay.Copy !req
771. A date.Copy !req
772. She said something
about something.Copy !req
773. That's perfect, Harry.
Then what?Copy !req
774. Then she said "7:00"
and I said, "O'clock!"Copy !req
775. Sorry about that, buddy. It's my
first time bringing a friend up there.Copy !req
776. - You okay?
- Yeah!Copy !req
777. So you gotta
help me out, Lloyd.Copy !req
778. A real Iive date
with a real Iive girl.Copy !req
779. Who cares?
Chicks are for fags.Copy !req
780. I think she wants me to come over
to put me in the right positionCopy !req
781. to check out
her delicates.Copy !req
782. - Whatever that means.
- Oh yeah, you're gonna get some.Copy !req
783. - Some what?
- You know.Copy !req
784. She'll be all over you
like a barrelful of monkeysCopy !req
785. with that short skirt
and that tight shirt.Copy !req
786. Ooh, it's so faggy I can't
even think about it.Copy !req
787. - Come on, Lloyd.
- Okay, if you're gonna do this,Copy !req
788. bring her something special.
Buy her some chocolate—Copy !req
789. the best you can find.Copy !req
790. Seems simple enough.Copy !req
791. Knock, knock, knock.Copy !req
792. Hello, Jessica.Copy !req
793. It's nice to see you,
Jessica.Copy !req
794. That's not right.Copy !req
795. Hi, Jessica.
Do you remember me from before?Copy !req
796. I'm HarryCopy !req
797. That's stupid!
Okay.Copy !req
798. Hello, Jessica.
Harry— Mrs. Harry Jessica.Copy !req
799. Mr. Harry Jessica.Copy !req
800. - J-e-s-s-I-s-s-I—
- Harry?Copy !req
801. Harry, hi.Copy !req
802. Do you want
to come inside?Copy !req
803. Okay. Wipe your feet.
My parents are totally anal.Copy !req
804. Oh, that's gross.Copy !req
805. - Would you like something to drink?
- Yeah, but I'm buying.Copy !req
806. Harry, I have a lot of questions
to go over with you,Copy !req
807. so let's just
go upstairs.Copy !req
808. Good plan.
I'm not really ready for downstairs.Copy !req
809. Harry, you're so funny.Copy !req
810. Really?
I'm not even trying.Copy !req
811. - Are you coming?
- Yeah.Copy !req
812. I'll race ya!Copy !req
813. - Harry, stop horsing around.
- Oh, boy.Copy !req
814. Okay, there's a lot
to go over, Harry,Copy !req
815. so it may get
hard for you.Copy !req
816. Hard for me?
Hard for me?Copy !req
817. Hard for me?Copy !req
818. Harry, do you want
to sit down?Copy !req
819. - No, no, I'm okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
820. I think Collins and Heller are
embezzling money from the school,Copy !req
821. and I think it's
been going on for years.Copy !req
822. I just have to figure out
some way to prove it.Copy !req
823. I mean, it doesn't make
any sense to me.Copy !req
824. But I guess there's got
to be a good explanation.Copy !req
825. Heller wore
a coconut bra...Copy !req
826. Wow, she's really
making me feel hot.Copy !req
827. What's worse is I think the entire
special needs class is a scam.Copy !req
828. But... I need proof.Copy !req
829. I don't know how much longer
I can stand it.Copy !req
830. I didn't think the first time
would hurt so much.Copy !req
831. - Especially in the ass!
- What?Copy !req
832. Harry, I'm in a position
where I really need your help.Copy !req
833. P-position?Copy !req
834. Great.
Have you a bathroom?Copy !req
835. Yeah, down the hall.Copy !req
836. I'll be back in a jiff.Copy !req
837. Okay, okay. Water!Copy !req
838. Oh, I couldn't.
I didn't.Copy !req
839. No, no, no, no.
Oh, what's in there?Copy !req
840. Mmm.Copy !req
841. No, it can't be.Copy !req
842. Ohh.Copy !req
843. Oh! No.Copy !req
844. Oh, I didn't—Copy !req
845. Oh, no, no, no!Copy !req
846. Oh no, no, no...Copy !req
847. Harry? You've been
in there a while.Copy !req
848. - Are you okay?
- Are you kiddin'?Copy !req
849. I couldn't be more okay.Copy !req
850. My mom wants to know
if you can stay for dinner.Copy !req
851. Are you kiddin'?
Coming.Copy !req
852. Okay.Copy !req
853. ¡Ó I was walking down the street
on a sunny day ¡ÓCopy !req
854. ¡Ó Hubba, hubba,
hubba, hubba ¡ÓCopy !req
855. ¡Ó A feeling in my bones
says I'll have my way ¡ÓCopy !req
856. - ¡Ó Hubba, hubba... ¡Ó
- Look out, waxer coming through.Copy !req
857. ¡Ó I'm a happy boy, happy boy ¡ÓCopy !req
858. ¡Ó I'm a happy boy,
happy boy ¡ÓCopy !req
859. ¡Ó Oh ain't it good when things
are going your way? ¡ÓCopy !req
860. ¡Ó Hey, hey... ¡ÓCopy !req
861. Harry, are you coming down?Copy !req
862. Just cleaning up!Copy !req
863. Harry! Harry!Copy !req
864. Lloyd, what are you doing here?Copy !req
865. I came to check on you, buddy.Copy !req
866. I kinda screwed things up.Copy !req
867. I'm sure you're overreacting.Copy !req
868. I don't think so.Copy !req
869. Harry, why are you
covered in poo?Copy !req
870. I— I don't know!Copy !req
871. - Okay.
- She asked me to stay for dinner.Copy !req
872. I don't know
what to say to her.Copy !req
873. Oh, okay, I got an idea!
I saw this in a movie once.Copy !req
874. It was a good one.
Go down to this window right here,Copy !req
875. open it up, and then
say whatever I say.Copy !req
876. Okay, thanks.
I got to find some clothes.Copy !req
877. All right.Copy !req
878. Perfect,
a businessman's suit.Copy !req
879. Harry, what are
you wearing?Copy !req
880. I changed for dinner.Copy !req
881. I get dressed for all my meals,
except for breakfast and...Copy !req
882. spazz meal.Copy !req
883. Boy, it's hot in here.
Do you mind if I open a window?Copy !req
884. Be my guest.Copy !req
885. - Harry, can you hear me?
- Yes.Copy !req
886. - Yes what?
- No, don't answer me, say what I say.Copy !req
887. Okay.Copy !req
888. - Okay what?
- You have beautiful eyes.Copy !req
889. - You have beautiful eyes.
- Thank you.Copy !req
890. Oh, hey.Copy !req
891. - Where'd you come from?
- Hey, where'd you come from?Copy !req
892. I was born in St. Louis.Copy !req
893. Do you want me
to pet your head?Copy !req
894. Do you want me
to pet your head?Copy !req
895. - I bet you want your head scratched!
- I bet you wantCopy !req
896. - your head scratched.
- No, why?Copy !req
897. We still have a lot
to talk about.Copy !req
898. I bet you want—
don't you snap at me!Copy !req
899. You're Iucky
I don't punch you right in the face!Copy !req
900. Don't snap at me like that. You're Iucky
I don't punch you in the face.Copy !req
901. I remember you. How could I forget
those big, hairy nipples?Copy !req
902. I remember you. How could I forget
those big, hairy nipples?Copy !req
903. I can almost smell your
stinky "fenuter" from here!Copy !req
904. I can almost smell your
stinky "fenuter" from here!Copy !req
905. Harry!Copy !req
906. Now what are you staring at,
you ugly monkey?Copy !req
907. Now what are you staring at,
you ugly monkey?Copy !req
908. - Jessica, who's this?
- It's Harry, Dad.Copy !req
909. - Why is he talking to you like that?
- He's... special.Copy !req
910. Oh.Copy !req
911. Hi, Harry.Copy !req
912. Hi.Copy !req
913. Bark, bark!Copy !req
914. Dinner's ready.Copy !req
915. What are we doing
sitting around yapping?Copy !req
916. - Let's eat!
- Right.Copy !req
917. Hey, Harry, be confident!
You look Iovely!Copy !req
918. Oh! Yaa!Copy !req
919. Lloyd?Copy !req
920. What are you doing here?Copy !req
921. You Iive here? I didn't—
I thought Harry was just...Copy !req
922. visiting his accountant.Copy !req
923. So you like
your butter, do you?Copy !req
924. We got some margarine, if you want.Copy !req
925. - You could scoop it out of the tub.
- No, I'm fine, thank you.Copy !req
926. - Oh!
- This is... Harry.Copy !req
927. - Hello.
- Hi.Copy !req
928. You know, they make that
in a woman's suit, too.Copy !req
929. Jessica, we're eating!Copy !req
930. Meet me at the front door.Copy !req
931. Yeah, I was just
gonna go there anyway.Copy !req
932. Well, I see you like
my rolls.Copy !req
933. Sure, I like a woman
with some meat on her bones.Copy !req
934. Well...Copy !req
935. So Charlie,
what business are you in?Copy !req
936. The name's Walter.Copy !req
937. - Lloyd, hi.
- Jessica, yeah.Copy !req
938. So, did you
give him some yet?Copy !req
939. - Some what?
- You know, some.Copy !req
940. Lloyd, Harry and I
have been talking about school.Copy !req
941. In fact, I want to ask
you something.Copy !req
942. Yeah, I know.
You want to go for a ride.Copy !req
943. Pretty sweet waxer, huh?Copy !req
944. - Where did that come from?
- I Iive with the janitor.Copy !req
945. Yup, I got a key
to every room in the school.Copy !req
946. So can you get us
into the principal's office?Copy !req
947. Principal's office?
Yeah, I could probably swing that.Copy !req
948. Lloyd, that's it!
Maybe now I'll get my story!Copy !req
949. - What?
- Aah!Copy !req
950. Two-timing slut! And you,
I thought you were from St. Louis?Copy !req
951. I don't ever want
to see you again!Copy !req
952. Oh my God.Copy !req
953. And I'm leaving!Copy !req
954. He shit everywhere.Copy !req
955. There's shit everywhere!Copy !req
956. Damn it!Copy !req
957. There's shit
on the windows!Copy !req
958. Oh my God,
my house is full of shit!Copy !req
959. He shit everywhere!Copy !req
960. Look what he did.
He shit all over the wall!Copy !req
961. - When can we do it?
- Get up here!Copy !req
962. Uh...Copy !req
963. - How about tonight at 8:00?
- Okay.Copy !req
964. - Great, thanks.
- My house if full of bile!Copy !req
965. Thank you, Lloyd. I got to go upstairs.
You got to leave.Copy !req
966. See you at 8:00.Copy !req
967. - Calm down, just calm down!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
968. Date with Jessica!
Yeah!Copy !req
969. There's shit
all over the wall!Copy !req
970. I'm right on time.Copy !req
971. Won't be long now.Copy !req
972. This is gonna be great.Copy !req
973. I can picture it now.Copy !req
974. ¡Ó Lloyd, Lloyd ¡ÓCopy !req
975. ¡Ó Super cool Lloyd... ¡ÓCopy !req
976. Oh, Iadies, and that's why
God created women with two breastsCopy !req
977. instead of three.
AIthough you're cute, too.Copy !req
978. Yes, you are.
You should see her asses.Copy !req
979. Lloyd, I finished
all your homework.Copy !req
980. Oh, thanks, Jessica.Copy !req
981. Get lost, sister,
he's mine.Copy !req
982. In your dreams.
I saw him first!Copy !req
983. Oh! You just want him
for his hot rack!Copy !req
984. You just want him because he's a genius,
like AIbert Frankenstein.Copy !req
985. Girls, girls,
girls, girls!Copy !req
986. All right, there's only
one way to solve this.Copy !req
987. Make out contest.Copy !req
988. How was that, Lloyd?Copy !req
989. Lloyd, what are you doing?
That's Jessica.Copy !req
990. - And my mom?
- Hi, sweetie.Copy !req
991. - Hey, Mom.
- Harry, this is my fantasy,Copy !req
992. and I suggest you leave right now,
before I imagine something horrible.Copy !req
993. - But, I—
- Harry!Copy !req
994. Your fantasies are
so much cooler than mine.Copy !req
995. Hey, thanks for the jet pack!Copy !req
996. - Oopsie-daisy.
- Lloyd, did you just fart?Copy !req
997. Maybe.Copy !req
998. Well, something stinks.Copy !req
999. Maybe it's this...
mix tape I made you.Copy !req
1000. Or maybe these flowers.Copy !req
1001. - Uh... thanks Lloyd.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1002. So are you ready to take me
to the principal's office?Copy !req
1003. Yeah. So no small talk, huh?
Yeah. Good,Copy !req
1004. because I'm not
a big fan of the small talk.Copy !req
1005. So how about this weather?Copy !req
1006. Hey, Jessica,
I'm coming!Copy !req
1007. So I see
you've started without me.Copy !req
1008. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
1009. Let's just do it
and get out of here.Copy !req
1010. Wow, straight to the business.
Okay.Copy !req
1011. Let me just get ready.Copy !req
1012. Aah, I can't
get it off.Copy !req
1013. I'm so close
I can feel it.Copy !req
1014. I never should've
switched from Velcro!Copy !req
1015. Oh, wait,
I got it!Copy !req
1016. - I got it.
- That's it. I'm done.Copy !req
1017. This just didn't work out
like I thought it would.Copy !req
1018. Did you at least
enjoy yourself?Copy !req
1019. No, it was
a complete waste of time.Copy !req
1020. This is—
this is embarrassing.Copy !req
1021. This has never happened
to me before.Copy !req
1022. - That's my boyfriend.
- Boyfriend?Copy !req
1023. What was all that talk
about you riding on my waxer?Copy !req
1024. Thanks, Lloyd, but I didn't find
what I was Iooking for.Copy !req
1025. And can you do me a favor
and clean this place up?Copy !req
1026. Principal Collins
can't know that we were here.Copy !req
1027. Yeah, no problem.
I don't kiss and tell!Copy !req
1028. Huh!Copy !req
1029. Ooh.Copy !req
1030. Dirty girl.Copy !req
1031. Oh my God,
a treasure chest.Copy !req
1032. I found Harry's treasure.Copy !req
1033. Ohh!Copy !req
1034. Oh, it's heavy.
It must be fully Ioaded.Copy !req
1035. Harry!Copy !req
1036. Harry!Copy !req
1037. Hey, I found the treasure.Copy !req
1038. - Go away, ass-face!
- Did you hear what I said, Harry?Copy !req
1039. The treasure,
like on your map.Copy !req
1040. Yeah, right. Why don't you go
show it to your girlfriend?Copy !req
1041. Jessica and I
are through, Harry. Yeah.Copy !req
1042. I couldn't stand being with her
knowing that you Iiked her.Copy !req
1043. It just wasn't worth
our friendship.Copy !req
1044. Oh, you know, and also
she had a boyfriend.Copy !req
1045. Did you hear something,
Captain Rob?Copy !req
1046. - Captain Rob came back?
- Yeah, he does sound like a rat-fink.Copy !req
1047. Hey th— there's no reason
to use that kind of Ianguage.Copy !req
1048. Good one, Captain Rob.
He does look like a you-know-what.Copy !req
1049. We're telling
inside jokes, are we now?Copy !req
1050. You know what?
That's it.Copy !req
1051. We're through!
You're out of the cool club!Copy !req
1052. The next time Turk's passing out
wedgies, you're not gonna get one!Copy !req
1053. Nu-uh.Copy !req
1054. We're done, pal!
Finito! The end!Copy !req
1055. "Auf wiener schnitzel!"Copy !req
1056. Mazel tov.Copy !req
1057. Y—Copy !req
1058. ¡Ó I know just how
to whisper ¡ÓCopy !req
1059. ¡Ó And I know
just how to cry ¡ÓCopy !req
1060. ¡Ó I know just where
to find the answers ¡ÓCopy !req
1061. ¡Ó And I know
just how to lie ¡ÓCopy !req
1062. ¡Ó I know just how
to fake it ¡ÓCopy !req
1063. ¡Ó And I know
just how to scheme ¡ÓCopy !req
1064. ¡Ó I know just when
to face the truth ¡ÓCopy !req
1065. ¡Ó And then I know
just when to dream ¡ÓCopy !req
1066. ¡Ó And I know
just where to touch you ¡ÓCopy !req
1067. ¡Ó And I know just what
to prove ¡ÓCopy !req
1068. ¡Ó I know when
to pull you closer ¡ÓCopy !req
1069. ¡Ó And I know
when to let you loose ¡ÓCopy !req
1070. ¡Ó But I don't know
how to leave you ¡ÓCopy !req
1071. ¡Ó And I'll never
let you fall ¡ÓCopy !req
1072. ¡Ó And I don't know
how you do it ¡ÓCopy !req
1073. ¡Ó Making love
out of nothin' at all ¡ÓCopy !req
1074. - ¡Ó Making love ¡Ó
- ¡Ó Outta nothin' at all ¡ÓCopy !req
1075. ¡Ó Making love ¡ÓCopy !req
1076. - ¡Ó Outta nothin' at all ¡Ó
- ¡Ó Making love ¡ÓCopy !req
1077. ¡Ó Outta nothin' at all ¡ÓCopy !req
1078. ¡Ó Making love ¡ÓCopy !req
1079. ¡Ó Love ¡ÓCopy !req
1080. ¡Ó Lo-ove ¡ÓCopy !req
1081. ¡Ó Outta nothin' at all... ¡ÓCopy !req
1082. ¡Ó Making love. ¡ÓCopy !req
1083. Come to Pete's Seafood Shanty—Copy !req
1084. Lloyd!Copy !req
1085. Do I know you?Copy !req
1086. Do you know me?
Yeah, you know me.Copy !req
1087. I'm in your class, stupid.Copy !req
1088. Oh my God,
I can't believe it.Copy !req
1089. It's— it's really you.
You're Harry's friend, aren't you?Copy !req
1090. Well, I wouldn't call us friends,Copy !req
1091. but we're all right.Copy !req
1092. You— you really
are a pirate.Copy !req
1093. Well, yeah.
You like it?Copy !req
1094. So I'm an arsehole,
eh, Captain Rob? Huh?Copy !req
1095. What are you talking about?Copy !req
1096. Whatever.Copy !req
1097. - Come to Pete's—
- I want my friend back!Copy !req
1098. Hey, buddy! Hey, Harry!Copy !req
1099. Hey, buddy,
you gotta see this!Copy !req
1100. Harry, are you in there?Copy !req
1101. Harry! Hey!Copy !req
1102. Buddy! Woo!Copy !req
1103. Harry, I got a surprise for you!Copy !req
1104. You took the polar bear
out of its natural habitat.Copy !req
1105. Yeah.Copy !req
1106. Mommy, where's
the daddy polar bear?Copy !req
1107. He was shot by a hunter,
just like your father.Copy !req
1108. Lloyd,
I can't believe you!Copy !req
1109. Just when I thought I couldn't
get any madder at you,Copy !req
1110. you do something
like this.Copy !req
1111. Get that polar bear
out of my yardCopy !req
1112. - and up to my room!
- Okay, buddy!Copy !req
1113. - I got it!
- ¡Ó What I want, you've got ¡ÓCopy !req
1114. ¡Ó And it might
be hard to handle ¡ÓCopy !req
1115. ¡Ó Like the flame
that burns the candle ¡ÓCopy !req
1116. ¡Ó And I can't explain ¡ÓCopy !req
1117. ¡Ó Oh yeah,
well, well, you ¡ÓCopy !req
1118. ¡Ó O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh ¡ÓCopy !req
1119. ¡Ó You make my dreams
come true ¡ÓCopy !req
1120. ¡Ó Yo-ou, you, you ¡ÓCopy !req
1121. ¡Ó Ooh, ooh ¡ÓCopy !req
1122. ¡Ó Well, well,
well, you ¡ÓCopy !req
1123. ¡Ó O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh ¡ÓCopy !req
1124. ¡Ó Oh yeah, you make
my dreams come true... ¡ÓCopy !req
1125. Hey, buddy,
what happened to you?Copy !req
1126. I don't want
any problems, okay?Copy !req
1127. - ¡Ó Listen to this... ¡Ó
- Move! Move!Copy !req
1128. Excuse me!
Get out of my way!Copy !req
1129. He must be jealous
of our polar wear.Copy !req
1130. Where is it?Copy !req
1131. Baby, I'm going to spend
the morning at the mall.Copy !req
1132. - You know, shop for Waikiki.
- Where the hell is it?Copy !req
1133. A lot of stuff we could
use for the trip.Copy !req
1134. - What are you Iooking for?
- My chest.Copy !req
1135. - The chest I keep my papers in?
- What papers?Copy !req
1136. The documents, the photos,
the tapes.Copy !req
1137. - The evidence.
- Evidence of what?Copy !req
1138. Sweetheart, keep up
with me for half a minute.Copy !req
1139. The evidence of every scam
we've ever pulled,Copy !req
1140. the evidence that's going
to put us away for 20 years.Copy !req
1141. - Where is it?
- I don't know, it's not here.Copy !req
1142. Somebody stole it.Copy !req
1143. Jessica.Copy !req
1144. - What Jessica?
- That girl...Copy !req
1145. who tried to follow me
on the field trip?Copy !req
1146. - She took it.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
1147. Yeah. Oh, she's been snooping around,
asking questions.Copy !req
1148. Hmm.Copy !req
1149. Well...Copy !req
1150. - I'll take care of her.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1151. You gonna kill her?Copy !req
1152. No. No, I'm not—
I'm not gonna kill her.Copy !req
1153. Honey, why don't you see to it the kids
are ready for the parade, okay?Copy !req
1154. - Okay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1155. And I think I'll pay Jessica...Copy !req
1156. a little visit.Copy !req
1157. Thanksgiving Day parade
is almost here.Copy !req
1158. So, any ideas for a float?Copy !req
1159. - Ooh, a raft!
- A blimp!Copy !req
1160. - A turd.
- Titanic.Copy !req
1161. - A platypus.
- Corn dog.Copy !req
1162. - Message in a bottle.
- No, not things that float,Copy !req
1163. ideas for a float. You know,
like if you see a paradeCopy !req
1164. and people are...?Copy !req
1165. Can I hear
from anyone else?Copy !req
1166. - Hello.
- Hi, Ching Chung. What do you have?Copy !req
1167. Uh...Copy !req
1168. Iicka Iicka pow!Copy !req
1169. She's saying
"beautiful swan..."Copy !req
1170. "... flying gracefully
over the rice fields..."Copy !req
1171. Roy Orbison.Copy !req
1172. to the tune
of "Only the Lonely" by Roy Orbison.Copy !req
1173. No, now come on,
you guys.Copy !req
1174. Focus, think.
Put your thinking caps on.Copy !req
1175. What do you think of
when you think of Thanksgiving?Copy !req
1176. - Like cranberries and Indians.
- Football!Copy !req
1177. Football, yeah!
Get some!Copy !req
1178. Good for you.
No.Copy !req
1179. Oh hey, Lewis has got a good idea.
George Washington.Copy !req
1180. - Wow!
- Who?Copy !req
1181. - He only invented money.
- Very good, Lloyd.Copy !req
1182. How about a float of George Washington
crossing the Delaware?Copy !req
1183. - Ooh, or maybe a river.
- Like the Atlantic.Copy !req
1184. Okay, so it's settled.Copy !req
1185. This is gonna be
the greatest Thanksgiving ever.Copy !req
1186. You mean we have to— we have
to parade around in front of everyone?Copy !req
1187. On a float
of George Washington?Copy !req
1188. - We're gonna look like idiots.
- Exactly.Copy !req
1189. No chance. We are not doing it.
No effing way.Copy !req
1190. Hey!
Hey, did I mentionCopy !req
1191. that if you don't make a float,
it's back to homework?Copy !req
1192. And... real grades.Copy !req
1193. How would you like that?Copy !req
1194. Oh— and actually having
to attend class.Copy !req
1195. No.Copy !req
1196. Which means, you won't be
so special anymore.Copy !req
1197. ¡Ó Crack that whip ¡ÓCopy !req
1198. ¡Ó Give the past
the slip... ¡ÓCopy !req
1199. That's what I was
talking about.Copy !req
1200. ¡Ó Break your
momma's back ¡ÓCopy !req
1201. ¡Ó Now whip it ¡ÓCopy !req
1202. ¡Ó lnto shape ¡ÓCopy !req
1203. ¡Ó Shape it up ¡ÓCopy !req
1204. ¡Ó Get straight ¡ÓCopy !req
1205. ¡Ó Go forward ¡ÓCopy !req
1206. ¡Ó Move ahead ¡ÓCopy !req
1207. ¡Ó Try to detect it,
it's not too late ¡ÓCopy !req
1208. ¡Ó To whip it ¡ÓCopy !req
1209. ¡Ó Whip it good. ¡ÓCopy !req
1210. Hey, guys, check it out.Copy !req
1211. Thanks, Principal Collins,
for giving me this interview.Copy !req
1212. Anything I can do to help.
So, you had some questions?Copy !req
1213. Yes, actually.Copy !req
1214. Last year, Toby was
in AP English,Copy !req
1215. and Lewis won
the science fair.Copy !req
1216. What are they doing in this
new special needs class?Copy !req
1217. Well, that's
a poor question.Copy !req
1218. It's wordy, pedantic— a good
question gets right to the point.Copy !req
1219. Example—
where's my chest?Copy !req
1220. Chest? I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
1221. Oh, I think you do.Copy !req
1222. You know, my parents
are gonna wonder where I am.Copy !req
1223. One phone call from the principal
will take care of that, my dear.Copy !req
1224. Hello, it's me, Brenda.Copy !req
1225. Jessica's friend?Copy !req
1226. Yeah, we're going to be
pulling an all-nighterCopy !req
1227. in the Iibrary tonight,Copy !req
1228. 'cause we have a big exam tomorrow.
Macro... economics,Copy !req
1229. and it's really hard.Copy !req
1230. Ooh, they still have
my two favorite flavors,Copy !req
1231. cherry and green.Copy !req
1232. - Yeah.
- Oh, hey, fellas.Copy !req
1233. You want some of this?
Yeah.Copy !req
1234. Oh, it's gonna be good.Copy !req
1235. You know what?
I'm gonna go crazy.Copy !req
1236. I'm gonna have two flavors.
Suicide of deliciousness.Copy !req
1237. - That looks so tasty, Harry.
- Oh God, I want that.Copy !req
1238. - He's mixing them.
- Oh, it's gonna taste so good.Copy !req
1239. I was right.
It's really good.Copy !req
1240. He's so Iucky.Copy !req
1241. Mmm, mmm.Copy !req
1242. Suck it.Copy !req
1243. I want one.Copy !req
1244. We can't go in there.
We'll be it.Copy !req
1245. You're right...
we can't.Copy !req
1246. Come here.Copy !req
1247. Hey, hey, little buddy.
Hi, how ya doin'?Copy !req
1248. Hey, you want
to make $2?Copy !req
1249. - Sure.
- Yeah?Copy !req
1250. All you got to do is go in there
and get us two SIushees.Copy !req
1251. - Okay.
- Okay, as in we got a deal?Copy !req
1252. Yeah, deal.Copy !req
1253. But first,
give me the $2.Copy !req
1254. I said "doll hairs."Copy !req
1255. Psych. But a deal's a deal.
In you go, little buddy.Copy !req
1256. - Come on.
- Fine, give me the doll hairs.Copy !req
1257. - Harry?
- A deal's a deal.Copy !req
1258. Would you take
five bucks instead?Copy !req
1259. Good thinking, Harry.
Good thinking.Copy !req
1260. All right, be cool.
Be cool.Copy !req
1261. Be cool.Copy !req
1262. Yeah, and she's like,
"You better call my mom."Copy !req
1263. And I'm like, "Whoa,"
and she's like, "Oh."Copy !req
1264. And I'm like, "Whoa,"
and she's like, "Oh."Copy !req
1265. And I'm like...Copy !req
1266. it's Brenda.
I'm new.Copy !req
1267. Oh! Ice, ice, baby.Copy !req
1268. Yeah, I peed in those.
Enjoy.Copy !req
1269. Grow up.Copy !req
1270. - You're it.
- Are not.Copy !req
1271. - Are too.
- D2.Copy !req
1272. - Chewbacca.
- Ooh, good one, Harry.Copy !req
1273. Hey, it's Jessica.Copy !req
1274. Harry, I thought
we worked through this.Copy !req
1275. No, it's Jessica.Copy !req
1276. Oh, must be her boyfriend's car.Copy !req
1277. - It's Principal Collins!
- Principal Collins is Jessica's boyfriend?Copy !req
1278. Oh, that totally makes sense.Copy !req
1279. That's why she didn't
want him to knowCopy !req
1280. we were in his office
the other night.Copy !req
1281. He can't see us here.
Quick, be conspicuous!Copy !req
1282. Conspicuous?Copy !req
1283. No wonder we both
struck out with her.Copy !req
1284. How can we compete with
the sexual power of the manCopy !req
1285. who occupies
the highest office in the land.Copy !req
1286. Yeah, he's like the Pope, Harry.Copy !req
1287. Like we're gonna
snake a chick from the Pope.Copy !req
1288. Here he comes.Copy !req
1289. Harry, switch.Copy !req
1290. Harry.
Jeez, Moses and Mary.Copy !req
1291. Hey, let's go spy on them.Copy !req
1292. Good thinking, Harry.Copy !req
1293. - Harry, bobsled!
- Lever!Copy !req
1294. Hang two!
Harry, go left!Copy !req
1295. Go left.
Cease and desist!Copy !req
1296. Cease and desist!Copy !req
1297. Come on, Harry!
Mush, mush, mush.Copy !req
1298. Harry, go straight.
Warp speed, Harry. Warp speed!Copy !req
1299. Is that the best you've got?Copy !req
1300. Hey, that's my cart.Copy !req
1301. ¡Ó It's the eye of the tiger,
it's the thrill of the fight ¡ÓCopy !req
1302. ¡Ó Risin' up to the challenge
of our rivals ¡ÓCopy !req
1303. ¡Ó And the last known survivor
stalks his prey in the night... ¡ÓCopy !req
1304. Ice cream?Copy !req
1305. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking, Harry?Copy !req
1306. - Oh yeah.
- Snack break!Copy !req
1307. Yummy!Copy !req
1308. - Aaah! All right—
- Harry!Copy !req
1309. - There they are!
- Break's over!Copy !req
1310. So what did you tell
my parents on the phone?Copy !req
1311. Not to expect you
tonight.Copy !req
1312. Well, someone's going
to come looking for me.Copy !req
1313. Oh, I don't think so,
my dear.Copy !req
1314. ¡Ó The eye of the tiger. ¡ÓCopy !req
1315. I'm going to ask you
one more time.Copy !req
1316. Jessica,Copy !req
1317. where's my chest?Copy !req
1318. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
1319. Don't know what I'm
talking about, hmm?Copy !req
1320. You don't know
what I'm talking about?Copy !req
1321. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1322. What have we here?
It appears to be a tape.Copy !req
1323. - That's not your tape.
- Don't play with me, dear.Copy !req
1324. You're way
out of your Ieague.Copy !req
1325. Jessica!Copy !req
1326. Harry, Lloyd.Copy !req
1327. You guys are a mess.Copy !req
1328. We were still hungry, so we
decided to get some dessert.Copy !req
1329. - It was fun.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1330. It was fun until Harry decided
to put his wiener in my ear.Copy !req
1331. - Sorry about that.
- It's all right.Copy !req
1332. So it looks like
the best man won.Copy !req
1333. Why didn't you tell us
your boyfriend was Principal Collins?Copy !req
1334. What?Copy !req
1335. Jessica!Copy !req
1336. - ¡Ó You light up my life... ¡Ó
- Is that my mix tape?Copy !req
1337. It's being used for your seduction?Copy !req
1338. I'm flattered.Copy !req
1339. Lloyd, when we were
in Principal Collins office,Copy !req
1340. did you see any kind
of chest?Copy !req
1341. You mean like Harry's treasure chest?
Sure, I know where that is.Copy !req
1342. You found my treasure?
Why didn't you tell me?Copy !req
1343. Three words— I did.Copy !req
1344. You were just all mad at me.
You wouldn't even listen.Copy !req
1345. - Yeah, well, I'm listening now.
- Me too.Copy !req
1346. - This is my favorite part.
- Harry, Lloyd,Copy !req
1347. listen to me, I only have
time to say this once.Copy !req
1348. God, she's so cute.Copy !req
1349. Look at her teeth.Copy !req
1350. I bet she can
bite through anything.Copy !req
1351. Yeah, she could.Copy !req
1352. You gotta get what's in the chest,
and make sure everybody...Copy !req
1353. I wonder what Lloyd's
thinking about.Copy !req
1354. Look at all that hair.Copy !req
1355. She must have millions
of tiny holes in her head.Copy !req
1356. Otherwise, it would just
bunch up all in her brain.Copy !req
1357. So guys,
are you listening to me?Copy !req
1358. - Yeah, sure!
- Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
1359. - I was, you know—
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
1360. I'm a Pisces.Copy !req
1361. And that's the sign of the badger.
I love picnics...Copy !req
1362. You guys gotta go
get that chest,Copy !req
1363. and show the world
what Collins has been doing.Copy !req
1364. Don't worry about me. I can
get out of this anytime I want.Copy !req
1365. And I'm getting the story every
high school reporter dreams of.Copy !req
1366. Come on, Jessica.Copy !req
1367. Don't push me,
'cause I'm...Copy !req
1368. Go, get out of here.Copy !req
1369. - Gotcha, you—
- Stop!Copy !req
1370. - What?
- I don't think this is the right thing to do.Copy !req
1371. Harry, we don't even know
what's in there. You're overreacting.Copy !req
1372. I don't know
who we are anymore.Copy !req
1373. You're right.Copy !req
1374. But I feel like I deserve
much more of this treasureCopy !req
1375. - 'cause I was the one that found it.
- My mom gave me the map.Copy !req
1376. - But I Iugged it all over town.
- I made the polar bear pants.Copy !req
1377. - I ate your mom's pie!
- I found that rock!Copy !req
1378. It was a diamond,
and you swallowed it.Copy !req
1379. We were all out
of top hats.Copy !req
1380. Enough! What has
this cursed chest done to us?Copy !req
1381. You know, Lloyd,Copy !req
1382. the real treasure
is our friendship.Copy !req
1383. Yeah, you're right.
On the other hand...Copy !req
1384. Oh.Copy !req
1385. What's all this?Copy !req
1386. Oh...
it's full of files.Copy !req
1387. There's picturesCopy !req
1388. and documents.Copy !req
1389. It's amazing!Copy !req
1390. Ohhh.Copy !req
1391. Hey, Lloyd, this looks
like one of your mix tapes.Copy !req
1392. Maybe it's from the pirate
who buried this treasure.Copy !req
1393. You should go put it on.Copy !req
1394. Principal's log, September 23rd.Copy !req
1395. Check, check, check.
Sound check.Copy !req
1396. Hey, it's Principal Collins.Copy !req
1397. That makes total sense. I found
the treasure chest in his office.Copy !req
1398. - ... grant money...
- This mix tape isn't as good as yours.Copy !req
1399. - No.
- Sound, check, check, check.Copy !req
1400. - He speaks pretty good Chinese.
- That's not Chinese.Copy !req
1401. That's Chinese.Copy !req
1402. - Yeah.
- Oh yeah.Copy !req
1403. And that is how l,
Principal Collins,Copy !req
1404. became the mastermind
behind this glorious plan.Copy !req
1405. It's the crime
of the century.Copy !req
1406. He's right. We have committed
the crime of the century.Copy !req
1407. We never thanked him
for giving us the special needs class!Copy !req
1408. But what do we do?Copy !req
1409. I have an idea.Copy !req
1410. Welcome to
the Providence Hills High SchoolCopy !req
1411. Thanksgiving parade!Copy !req
1412. Aren't you glad
you're not watching football?Copy !req
1413. This year's theme,
white meat or dark?Copy !req
1414. Floats and exhibits from
all classes and organizations.Copy !req
1415. So enjoy.Copy !req
1416. What the hell is that?Copy !req
1417. What did you morons do?Copy !req
1418. Where's George Washington?
What do we do with this?Copy !req
1419. - Looks great, doesn't he?
- No.Copy !req
1420. What were you guys thinking?Copy !req
1421. Why'd you give him
a makeover?Copy !req
1422. Sorry I'm late.
Woke up tied to the bed.Copy !req
1423. Somebody cut my hair
while I was sleeping.Copy !req
1424. Hey, that's my hair!Copy !req
1425. It's the marching band's
musical tribute to stuffing.Copy !req
1426. Please do not throw cigarettes
at the floats.Copy !req
1427. I've searched everywhere
and no Iuck.Copy !req
1428. The chest is
still out there.Copy !req
1429. That's why we get the check
as soon as Zimmer shows upCopy !req
1430. and blow this pop stand before
anybody finds out anything.Copy !req
1431. The band
sounds terrible.Copy !req
1432. I know, I sold all
the wind instruments.Copy !req
1433. Hawaiian Air,
business class.Copy !req
1434. - You like your new coat?
- I love it.Copy !req
1435. That's why our mascot
isn't a stallion anymore.Copy !req
1436. - This is horse?
- No, no, no, I sold the horse,Copy !req
1437. - to pay for the—
- I didn't know horse could feel this soft.Copy !req
1438. That's not horse, honey.
Yes, yes, it is soft.Copy !req
1439. So what do you think
of the float?Copy !req
1440. - Guys, this is much better.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1441. Principal Collins is
a way greater AmericanCopy !req
1442. than George Washington
will ever be.Copy !req
1443. I don't get it.
Why'd you make him a pirate?Copy !req
1444. I'll tell you why.
You won't believe these documents.Copy !req
1445. They provide evidence of a long history
of fraud and embezzlementCopy !req
1446. from the school by Principal Collins
and Ms. Heller,Copy !req
1447. A.K.A. the Iunch Iady.Copy !req
1448. - Huh?
- My God, can you believe your ears?Copy !req
1449. Yeah, no clicks
and whistles.Copy !req
1450. She speaks the English
perfectly.Copy !req
1451. Lloyd, you're
a great teacher.Copy !req
1452. Ching Chong, what happened
to your beautiful Asian accent?Copy !req
1453. Oh, actually my name
is Cindy.Copy !req
1454. The accent just
helps me meet boys.Copy !req
1455. You want it back?Copy !req
1456. You got it, Joe.Copy !req
1457. Look at this. Collins took $2000
that was supposed to go toCopy !req
1458. a new state-of-the-art
stallion mascot uniform.Copy !req
1459. Wait, what?
Let me see.Copy !req
1460. Why have I been wearing this one
with puke in the head?Copy !req
1461. - You serious?
- Am I— smell.Copy !req
1462. We got to tell people
about Collins.Copy !req
1463. - Hey, Superintendent.
- I'm not sure I can do this.Copy !req
1464. We got to nail this guy.
You'll be fine.Copy !req
1465. Just make sure
he takes that check.Copy !req
1466. Detective, you know,Copy !req
1467. he's gonna be expecting
Moffitt to be... special.Copy !req
1468. Don't worry about it. I studied
acting at the police academy.Copy !req
1469. - Police academy?
- You'll be fine.Copy !req
1470. Just remember your lines.
It's show time.Copy !req
1471. - Principal Collins.
- Superintendent Zimmer.Copy !req
1472. - Hello.
- Hello, hello.Copy !req
1473. I'd like to introduce you
to Richard Moffitt,Copy !req
1474. former special needs student,
now American success story.Copy !req
1475. - Well...
- Go ahead.Copy !req
1476. It's a very great
pleasure to meet you, sir.Copy !req
1477. Very...Copy !req
1478. very great pleasure.Copy !req
1479. Well, is that
what I think it is?Copy !req
1480. Your little gift
for the school?Copy !req
1481. Yes.Copy !req
1482. I drew this.Copy !req
1483. Special needs.Copy !req
1484. - Time for french fries now.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
1485. But the check will be
presented this morning?Copy !req
1486. I'm very strong.Copy !req
1487. Yes, you are.
I have your check right here.Copy !req
1488. But I think Mr. Moffitt is
interested in seeingCopy !req
1489. the special needs float first.Copy !req
1490. I can turn on
all the faucets in my house.Copy !req
1491. Even the hose.Copy !req
1492. But we don't drink
from the hose, do we?Copy !req
1493. No.Copy !req
1494. There's the special needs float.Copy !req
1495. Oh, here they come! Wait till you see
what the children have done.Copy !req
1496. Yes.Copy !req
1497. This is visionary.Copy !req
1498. I think I've finally figured
out a way to bilk this schoolCopy !req
1499. out of enough money to get us
that condo in Waikiki.Copy !req
1500. - Baby, you've done it all.
- Small potatoes.Copy !req
1501. The Richard Moffitt
special needs grant.Copy !req
1502. The state is giving
100 grand in his nameCopy !req
1503. - to every school that has...
- That sounds like you!Copy !req
1504. Oh my God,
they got the chest.Copy !req
1505. - You got the extender?
- No.Copy !req
1506. Nothing they do makes any sense,
which is— which is—Copy !req
1507. which is why we created
the special needs class...Copy !req
1508. You're going down, Collins!Copy !req
1509. and why we need that check.Copy !req
1510. He stole the school's money!Copy !req
1511. Pony.Copy !req
1512. Hey, there's Principal Collins!Copy !req
1513. Please remain seated.Copy !req
1514. Somebody stop him!Copy !req
1515. Huh, he's coming back.Copy !req
1516. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
1517. Wow! Go!Copy !req
1518. Hey, hey!Copy !req
1519. Hey!Copy !req
1520. Check in hand.Copy !req
1521. All I wanted
was a condo in Waikiki.Copy !req
1522. - Watch your hands, piggy!
- Get in the car.Copy !req
1523. Wow, they get
their own police escort.Copy !req
1524. Whoa.Copy !req
1525. All our hard work pays off.Copy !req
1526. - Yeah?
- He's going to jail for a long time.Copy !req
1527. Principal of jail?
Wow, that's a promotion.Copy !req
1528. - Yeah, those inmates are Iucky.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1529. - Hey, Jessica!
- Hi!Copy !req
1530. I— I guess
I'll see you guys Iater.Copy !req
1531. Oh my God.
She's two-timing Principal Collins.Copy !req
1532. Yeah, with that complete loser.Copy !req
1533. - He's probably a jock.
- Jessica, what are you thinking?Copy !req
1534. Check out those stupid
butt-ugly jeans.Copy !req
1535. You know what, Harry?
This whole experienceCopy !req
1536. has soured me
on women forever.Copy !req
1537. Yeah, we should never let
a woman come between us again.Copy !req
1538. That's not going to happen.
We learned a very valuable Iesson here.Copy !req
1539. - We're not ever gonna forget that.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1540. Excuse us.
You're Harry and Lloyd, right?Copy !req
1541. - Actually, I'm Harry and he's Lloyd.
- Lloyd.Copy !req
1542. Well, we're the Felchers.Copy !req
1543. My name's Freida,
and this is Rita.Copy !req
1544. - Hi, boys.
- Hi.Copy !req
1545. We're gonna go check out
the all-girls college.Copy !req
1546. Do you guys wanna come?Copy !req
1547. - Sure!
- No, wait, Harry, Harry!Copy !req
1548. Just a second.
We're just gonna...Copy !req
1549. Listen, we got to figure out who gets who,
all right? No more competition.Copy !req
1550. - Right.
- Okay, so... ahem. Pick one.Copy !req
1551. The one on the left.Copy !req
1552. - What's wrong?
- That's the one that I wanted.Copy !req
1553. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1554. She's one of a kind.Copy !req
1555. Try one in a million.Copy !req
1556. What should we do?Copy !req
1557. - You take her.
- No, I'm not going to do that to you.Copy !req
1558. It's okay, Harry,
I'll find somebody.Copy !req
1559. I'm not doing it.
Remember,Copy !req
1560. chicks are for fags.Copy !req
1561. That's a good one, Harry.Copy !req
1562. I'll handle this.Copy !req
1563. Yeah. Why don't you go ahead
and go on without us?Copy !req
1564. What?
What do you mean?Copy !req
1565. Someday you might meet somebody
as special as my friend Harry up there,Copy !req
1566. but I doubt it.Copy !req
1567. Oh and uh...
your little friend over there,Copy !req
1568. she's— she's nice too.Copy !req
1569. What?Copy !req
1570. Look out, Harry!Copy !req
1571. Oh, Harry! Oh God, Harry!Copy !req
1572. Oh God, Harry!Copy !req
1573. Losers!Copy !req
1574. Oh! Oh, that was close,
huh, Harry?Copy !req
1575. Oh! I got dirt on my shirt.Copy !req
1576. How gross is this?
Harry?Copy !req
1577. Ohh!Copy !req
1578. Harry? You got to look
both ways, buddy.Copy !req
1579. Charlie!Copy !req
1580. - Oh my God.
- Hey.Copy !req
1581. It's you.Copy !req
1582. You're the guy
that crapped up my house!Copy !req
1583. What are you—
you're covered in shit!Copy !req
1584. What are you—
my car's covered in shit!Copy !req
1585. - No, no, it's not that.
- Oh my God! No, stop!Copy !req
1586. - What are you doing?
- Not helping.Copy !req
1587. - There's shit all over my car!
- Harry, Harry, let's go.Copy !req
1588. What is wrong with you?Copy !req
1589. - You okay, buddy?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1590. - There's poo all over my hood!
- What's up with that guy?Copy !req
1591. Beat's me.
He's Jessica's dad.Copy !req
1592. - She says he's really anal.
- Ohh, ooh!Copy !req
1593. - That's gross.
- I know.Copy !req
1594. There's shit everywhere!
Hey, come back here!Copy !req
1595. I'm not cleaning this up!
I'm gonna have to have this towed.Copy !req
1596. Come back here!
Are you out of your minds?Copy !req
1597. What is it with you
and fecal matter?Copy !req
1598. Look at this!Copy !req
1599. Four, tres, two, uno.Copy !req
1600. That's enough!Copy !req
1601. That—Copy !req
1602. - That's enough!
- Aaah!Copy !req
1603. - Class dismissed!
- Come on, Harry.Copy !req
1604. - Lewis!
- Slow, easy boy!Copy !req
1605. Oh, snaps!Copy !req
1606. Hi.Copy !req
1607. Mrs. D., you sure have
a great Iooking pie.Copy !req
1608. You put your meat
in my mom's pie.Copy !req
1609. You're it!
And no tap—Copy !req
1610. It was him.Copy !req
1611. Enou— oh shit,
I'm sorry.Copy !req
1612. Get back, get back.Copy !req
1613. - Why are you dressed like that?
- 'Cause you said!Copy !req
1614. - No, Harry, I said,
"Don't dress like a queen!"Copy !req
1615. Oh.Copy !req
1616. Get up, get up,
get up, get up!Copy !req
1617. Uh... so...Copy !req
1618. you're not in the store, huh?Copy !req
1619. Yeah, we're closed.
Get outta here.Copy !req
1620. Actually, we have
something for you.Copy !req
1621. You're it.Copy !req
1622. Are we even filming?Copy !req
1623. Don't you—Copy !req
1624. don't you snap
at me like that.Copy !req
1625. Don't you snap at me like that.
You're Iucky—Copy !req
1626. Don't you snap
at me like—Copy !req
1627. That is shit!Copy !req
1628. Oh, God, aaah!Copy !req
1629. Harry—
Stop!Copy !req
1630. - Harry, Lloyd—
- Cut!Copy !req
1631. Why've I been...Copy !req
1632. Okay, back to one.Copy !req
1633. You want me to say
shit or poo?Copy !req
1634. Oh my God!
Ohh!Copy !req
1635. Oopsie-daisy.Copy !req
1636. Lloyd?
Did you just fart?Copy !req
1637. Cut it.Copy !req