1. COME OUT, COME OUT,
WHEREVER YOU ARE!Copy !req
2. WHERE IS
THAT LITTLE JOKER?Copy !req
3. BREATHE DEEP, MRS. DUNNE.Copy !req
4. THAT'S IT.
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
5. PUSH.Copy !req
6. PUSH, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
7. KEEP PUSHING,
YOU'RE DOING GREAT, MRS. DUNNE.Copy !req
8. YOU'RE DOING GREAT.
OKAY, THAT'S IT.Copy !req
9. THERE'S THE HEAD,
I CAN SEE IT NOW.Copy !req
10. OKAY, CONGRATULATIONS...Copy !req
11. IT'S A...Copy !req
12. - Doctor: OKAY, IT WENT BACK IN.Copy !req
13. I THINK HE'LL BE GOOD
AT HIDE AND SEEK, MRS. DUNNE.Copy !req
14. OKAY.Copy !req
15. - WELL, YOU GOT YOURSELF
A SHY ONE HERE.Copy !req
16. OKAY, COME ON OUT,
YOU LITTLE BASTARD.Copy !req
17. - OW!Copy !req
18. HE BIT ME!Copy !req
19. Police radio:
Attention all units,
man trapped in a well.Copy !req
20. 919 Hill Street.Copy !req
21. CAPTAIN ROB!Copy !req
22. CAPTAIN ROB, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
GRAB THE ROPE!Copy !req
23. CAN YOU HELP HIM?Copy !req
24. HARRY, NO. THIS IS—
THIS IS NOT A REAL WELL.Copy !req
25. WE CAN'T KEEP COMING OUT HERE
TRYING TO GET YOUR IMAGINARY
FRIEND OUT OF TROUBLE.Copy !req
26. WELL, THANKS FOR SAVING HIM.
COMING, CAPTAIN ROB!Copy !req
27. WE DIDN'T REALLY
SAVE ANYBODY.Copy !req
28. - I'M SORRY, DAVE.
- IT'S OKAY, HE JUST HAS
AN OVERACTIVE IMAGINATION.Copy !req
29. DON'T WORRY,
HE'LL GROW OUT OF IT.
THEY ALL DO.Copy !req
30. CAPTAIN ROB, COME ON OUT,
I GIVE UP!Copy !req
31. WHERE IS HE?
WHERE ARE YOU, CAPTAIN ROB?Copy !req
32. HONEY, HE'S GONE.Copy !req
33. HE MUST'VE KNOWN
YOU WERE STARTING
SCHOOL TODAY.Copy !req
34. MOM, DO I HAVE
TO GO TO REGULAR SCHOOL?Copy !req
35. - YES, HONEY.
- BUT YOU'RE A GOOD TEACHER.Copy !req
36. THANK YOU, SWEETIE.
I THINK IT'S TIME YOU
MADE SOME NEW FRIENDS.Copy !req
37. YOU KNOW, FRIENDS
YOUR OWN AGE.Copy !req
38. - I'M JUST NOT READY.
- OH, I ALMOST FORGOT.Copy !req
39. CAPTAIN ROB
LEFT THIS FOR YOU.Copy !req
40. HE SAID TO COUNT YOUR STEPS
VERY CAREFULLY.Copy !req
41. WOW, A TREASURE MAP!Copy !req
42. - WHAT'S THE TREASURE?
- IT COULD BE ANYTHING.Copy !req
43. HONEY, YOU'RE GOING
TO DISCOVER A WHOLE NEW WORLD
WHEN YOU GET TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
44. LIKE MARCO POLO.Copy !req
45. THE GUY WHO INVENTED
THE SWIMMING POOL.Copy !req
46. OF COURSE.Copy !req
47. - I BETTER GET GOING.
- NOW REMEMBER, HARRY,Copy !req
48. THERE'S A FRIEND OUT THERE
WAITING JUST FOR YOU.Copy !req
49. YOU'RE A GOOD KID, LLOYD.Copy !req
50. AND GOOD LOOKING, TOO.Copy !req
51. YOU MAKE A FATHER PROUD.Copy !req
52. - THANKS, POP.
- OKAY, NOW LET ME FINISH—Copy !req
53. DAD, WATCH THE EARS.Copy !req
54. AAH. OKAY,
THERE YOU GO, GIGOLO.Copy !req
55. - YEAH?
- YEAH.Copy !req
56. - LOOKS GOOD?
- LIKE FRESH-CUT GRASS.Copy !req
57. OKAY, NOW COME ON.
LET'S GET READY, SCHOOL'S
GOING TO OPEN REAL SOON NOW.Copy !req
58. - LET'S GO.
- OH, KEYS PLEASE.Copy !req
59. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
60. IT'S GOOD TO BE
A JANITOR'S SON.Copy !req
61. - LOVE YA!
- LOVE YOU.Copy !req
62. ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪Copy !req
63. ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪Copy !req
64. ♪ ALL RIGHT, STOP,
COLLABORATE AND LISTEN ♪Copy !req
65. ♪ ICE IS BACK
WITH MY BRAND NEW INVENTION ♪Copy !req
66. ♪ SOMETHING GRABS AHOLD
OF ME TIGHTLY ♪Copy !req
67. ♪ FLOW LIKE A HARPOON
DAILY AND NIGHTLY ♪Copy !req
68. - ♪ WILL IT EVER STOP? ♪
- ♪ YO, I DON'T KNOW ♪Copy !req
69. ♪ TURN OFF THE LIGHTS
AND I'LL GLOW ♪Copy !req
70. ♪ TO THE EXTREME I ROCK
A MIC LIKE A VANDAL ♪Copy !req
71. ♪ LIGHT UP A STAGE
AND WAX A CHUMP LIKE A CANDLE ♪Copy !req
72. ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪Copy !req
73. - ♪ VANILLA ♪
- ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪Copy !req
74. - ♪ VANILLA ♪
- ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY ♪Copy !req
75. - ♪ VANILLA ♪
- ♪ NOW THAT THE PARTY
IS JUMPIN'... ♪Copy !req
76. - ♪ WITH THE BASS KICKED IN
AND THE VEGAS ARE PUMPIN' ♪Copy !req
77. ♪ QUICK TO THE POINT
TO THE POINT NO FAKIN' ♪Copy !req
78. ♪ COOKING MCs LIKE
A POUND OF BACON ♪Copy !req
79. ♪ BURNING THEM IF YOU AIN'T
QUICK AND NIMBLE ♪Copy !req
80. ♪ I GO CRAZY WHEN I HEAR
A CYMBAL ♪Copy !req
81. ♪ AND A HI-HAT
WITH A SOUPED UP TEMPO ♪Copy !req
82. ♪ I'M ON A ROLL,
IT'S TIME TO GO SOLO ♪Copy !req
83. ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY,
TOO COLD ♪Copy !req
84. - ♪ VANILLA ♪
- ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY,
TOO COLD ♪Copy !req
85. ♪ TOO COLD ♪Copy !req
86. ♪ ICE, ICE, BABY. ♪Copy !req
87. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA,
LOOK AT YOU!Copy !req
88. YOU'RE LOOKING REAL SHARP THERE
IN YOUR NEW BACK-TO-SCHOOL
OUTFIT, HUH? HUH?Copy !req
89. - OOH, OOH.
- HERE, DAD.Copy !req
90. OKAY. WHOA, WHOA.
ONE SEC.Copy !req
91. LET'S SEE IF ANYONE
LOST A CAMERA.Copy !req
92. OH, LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
93. OKAY READY?
SMILE FOR PAPA. COME ON.Copy !req
94. READY?
YEE-AAH!Copy !req
95. OKAY, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!Copy !req
96. OKAY, IF YOU'RE GONNA
GO TO SCHOOL YOU NEED A BOOK.Copy !req
97. OKAY? OKAY, READY?
OKAY, OKAY.Copy !req
98. LOOK PRETTY.
PRETTY, PRETTY.Copy !req
99. PRETTY... BOY!Copy !req
100. I GOT TO CATCH MY BUS.
SEE YOU, POP!Copy !req
101. YEAH, BUT YOU'RE ALREADY
AT SCHOOL!Copy !req
102. HOPE THEY LIKE
MY NEW JACKET!Copy !req
103. WE GO THROUGH THIS
EVERY YEAR.Copy !req
104. GOT TO GET
TO SCHOOL.Copy !req
105. EXCUSE ME.
PARDON ME.Copy !req
106. HI. HI.Copy !req
107. - SORRY.
- Girl: YOU'RE GOING
THE WRONG WAY, LOSER!Copy !req
108. CAN'T MISS
MY BUS.Copy !req
109. OKAY, SO FOLLOW THE MAP
AND FIND A FRIEND.Copy !req
110. SO WHAT'S THE APPLE FOR?
THIS IS TOO DISTRACTING.Copy !req
111. ONE OF YOU
HAS TO GO.Copy !req
112. I'M SORRY IT'S YOU.
NOW...Copy !req
113. TAKE YOUR SEEDS
AND GROW INTO A BEAUTIFUL PIE.Copy !req
114. 31, 32, 33...Copy !req
115. - HEY, WHOA!Copy !req
116. - SORRY ABOUT THAT, MATE.
- NICE CAR, FRENCHIE.Copy !req
117. - HEY, CUTE PUPPY.Copy !req
118. - AWW.Copy !req
119. - RARR!Copy !req
120. WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
121. BAD DOG! DON'T GET ME,
DON'T GET ME!Copy !req
122. AAAH!
BAD DOGGIE! BAD DOGGIE!Copy !req
123. WHOA, WHOA!Copy !req
124. NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
125. OOOH!Copy !req
126. SOMEBODY CHIPPED
MY TOOTH.Copy !req
127. HOW DO YOU THINK
I FEEL?Copy !req
128. SOMEONE BIT ME
IN THE FOREHEAD.Copy !req
129. OH, NO!Copy !req
130. YOU COULD'VE SAVED THAT
FOR THE TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
131. THAT'S STUPID.
I HAPPEN TO KNOW MY MOM
IS THE TOOTH FAIRY.Copy !req
132. - YOUR MOM IS
THE TOOTH FAIRY?
- YEAH.Copy !req
133. - WOW, THAT IS SO COOL.
- SHE MUST DO ALL THE FLYING
AROUND WHEN I'M ASLEEP.Copy !req
134. YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
135. - HARRY DUNNE.
- HARRY DUNNE?Copy !req
136. WHY DOES THAT NOT
SOUND FAMILIAR?Copy !req
137. - PROBABLY BECAUSE
WE'VE NEVER MET BEFORE?
- NO, THAT'S NOT IT.Copy !req
138. ANYWAY, YEAH,
LLOYD CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
139. HERE I AM BRAGGING
MY MOM'S THE TOOTH FAIRYCopy !req
140. - AND YOU'RE SANTA'S KID?
- NO, NO.Copy !req
141. - YEAH!
- YEAH? NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
142. - I KNEW IT!
- NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
143. - I BET YOU ARE.
- NO, I BET I'M NOT.Copy !req
144. - I KNOW YOU ARE.
- SERIOUSLY, WHY HAVE I
NEVER SEEN YOU HERE BEFORE?Copy !req
145. HOME SCHOOL,
TILL TODAY.Copy !req
146. HOME SCHOOL.
WHAT'S THAT?Copy !req
147. I GO TO SCHOOL
WHERE I LIVE.Copy !req
148. ME TOO!
SERIOUSLY!Copy !req
149. - NO?
- YEAH!Copy !req
150. WHOA, THAT'S MY BUS!
HEY! HEY!Copy !req
151. NO, WAIT!
NO, WAIT!Copy !req
152. HI! HELLO!Copy !req
153. I MISSED IT.
NOW I HAVE TO WALK.Copy !req
154. IT'S RIGHT OVER THERE.Copy !req
155. - IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
- NOPE, IT'S A TREASURE MAP.Copy !req
156. COOL.Copy !req
157. MY MOM SAYS IT'S
SOMEWHERE IN THE SCHOOL.Copy !req
158. I DON'T KNOW, I'M PRETTY
FAMILIAR WITH THE SCHOOLCopy !req
159. AND I'VE NEVER SEEN
THAT X BEFORE. MM-MMM.Copy !req
160. OOH, BUT I DO
KNOW SOMETHING.Copy !req
161. - WHAT?
- YEAH.Copy !req
162. YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
163. I'M IT?Copy !req
164. WHAT'S IT?Copy !req
165. I DON'T REALLY KNOW,
YOU KNOW, BUT WHATEVER
IT IS,Copy !req
166. IT'S SOMETHING YOU
DON'T WANT TO BE,
AND RIGHT NOW...Copy !req
167. YEAH, YOU ARE.Copy !req
168. WAIT, SO IF I TOUCH YOU,
YOU'RE IT?Copy !req
169. - YEAH, THAT'S HOW
IT WORKS, HARRY.
- YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
170. - NO, HARRY!
- SEE YOU LATER!Copy !req
171. - WAIT— AHH!Copy !req
172. HELLO, MY YELLOW FRIEND.
SORRY I MISSED YA.Copy !req
173. SO HIGH SCHOOL'S ALL
ABOUT LOOKING COOL, HARRY,
SO STICK WITH ME.Copy !req
174. WHY ARE THOSE GIRLS
DRESSED IN MATCHING OUTFITS?Copy !req
175. THEY'RE CHEERLEADERS, HARRY.
IT'S A DANGEROUS CULT.Copy !req
176. - DON'T LET THEM TALK TO YOU.
- DON'T WE WANT THEM
TO TALK TO US?Copy !req
177. NO. NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
178. - WHY NOT?
- BESIDES COOTIES AND OTHER
MEDICAL REASONS,Copy !req
179. THEY'RE NOT IN THE COOL CROWD,
WHICH I AM, WHICH YOU WANT
TO BE A PART OF.Copy !req
180. - YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
- NO. HEY.Copy !req
181. - WHAT ABOUT HER?
- SHE'S
A TOTAL DORK.Copy !req
182. I MEAN, JUST LOOK
HOW SHE DRESSES.Copy !req
183. CHECK OUT THAT SKIRT.
I MEAN, IT'S SO SHORT.
WHERE'S THE FLOOD?Copy !req
184. AND THAT SWEATER—
IT'S SO TIGHT,Copy !req
185. HER MILK-BUBBLES
ARE POPPING OUT.Copy !req
186. - LOSER.
- OH MY GOSH, SHE'S NOT
WEARING UNDERWEAR.Copy !req
187. YEAH, HOW DORKY IS THAT.
I'M WEARING TWO PAIR RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
188. - ME TOO.Copy !req
189. THIS IS
MY MOHAWK FRIEND,
TURK.Copy !req
190. HE'S PART OF THE COOL CROWD.
HEY, KIMOSABE!Copy !req
191. SHUT UP, ASS-FACE.Copy !req
192. THAT'S THE IROQUOIS
NAME HE GAVE ME FOR HAVING
THE STRONG FACE OF AN ASS.Copy !req
193. LOOKS LIKE WE'RE GOING
TO GO HAVE A POW-WOW!Copy !req
194. OOH. HI.Copy !req
195. I HOPE THE CARPET
MATCHES THE DRAPES.Copy !req
196. EXCUSE ME?Copy !req
197. YOU KNOW,
IN THE LIBRARY.Copy !req
198. OH. YEAH.Copy !req
199. I DON'T THINK IT DOES.Copy !req
200. - YOU'RE NEW HERE, RIGHT?
- DEPENDS ON HOW YOU DEFINE NEW.Copy !req
201. YOU'RE THE KID
WHO WAS HOME SCHOOLED.Copy !req
202. YEAH.
HOW'D YOU KNOW?Copy !req
203. I WAS ASSIGNED TO WRITE
AN ARTICLE FOR THE SCHOOL PAPER.Copy !req
204. IT WAS EITHER
A FEATURE ON YOUCopy !req
205. OR THE NEW FOUR-COLOR INK PENS
AT THE STUDENT STORE.Copy !req
206. FOUR COLORS IN ONE PEN?Copy !req
207. NO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.Copy !req
208. YEAH, WELL,Copy !req
209. I'D RATHER BE
WRITING A HARD-HITTING
INVESTIGATIVE PIECECopy !req
210. BUT NOTHING EVER
HAPPENS AROUND HERE.
I'M JESSICA MATTHEWS.Copy !req
211. HI.Copy !req
212. - HARRY DUNNE.
- WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?Copy !req
213. HEY, FREAKSHOW,Copy !req
214. DID JESSICA GIVE YOU
THAT BANANA IN YOUR PANTS?Copy !req
215. NO, MY MOM DID.Copy !req
216. - GROSS.
- YOU WANT A BITE?Copy !req
217. HEY, SMELLS LIKE CHEESE.
WHOO!Copy !req
218. - TURK, LEAVE HIM ALONE.
- "TURK, LEAVE HIM ALONE."Copy !req
219. - SHUT UP!
- "SHUT UP!"Copy !req
220. - Lloyd: OH BOY.
- HARRY, I'LL TALK TO YOU LATER.Copy !req
221. PRETTY COLORS.Copy !req
222. RIDE'S NOT
OVER YET, PAL.Copy !req
223. HEY, CAN MY FRIEND
HARRY COME TOO?Copy !req
224. - YES, HE CAN.
- HI, HARRY.Copy !req
225. SO WERE YOU HELD BACK
TWO YEARS LIKE LLOYD?Copy !req
226. NO, I WAS
HELD BACK THREE.Copy !req
227. BY YOUR MOM?Copy !req
228. ♪ ALL YOU GOT
TO FEEL IT, ALL RIGHT. ♪Copy !req
229. AND PRINCIPAL COLLINS,Copy !req
230. YOU'LL BE PLEASED TO KNOW
THAT THIS YEARCopy !req
231. WEDNESDAY'S ARE
"SOUTH OF THE BORDER" DAYS.Copy !req
232. WE'LL BE SERVING
A SPICY TUNA TAMALECopy !req
233. ALONG WITH A THREE-CHEESE
QUESADILLA.Copy !req
234. SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING
TO BE ANOTHER...Copy !req
235. HOT YEAR IN THE KITCHEN.Copy !req
236. - HELLO?
- Collins: YES?
WHAT IS IT?Copy !req
237. SIR, IT'S TIME
FOR MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS.Copy !req
238. YES, I—
I'M AWARE OF THAT.Copy !req
239. YES. UM...Copy !req
240. WHY DON'T YOU
MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENTS
THIS MORNING, DEAR?Copy !req
241. - BUT WHAT SHOULD I ANNOUNCE?
- TELL HER ABOUT
THE QUESADILLAS.Copy !req
242. - MAKE SOMETHING UP!
- OKAY.Copy !req
243. WELL, THAT WAS
A MOOD BREAKER.Copy !req
244. YOU KNOW, HONEY...Copy !req
245. I THINK I'VE FINALLY
FIGURED OUT A WAYCopy !req
246. TO BILK THIS SCHOOL
OUT OF ENOUGH MONEYCopy !req
247. TO GET US THAT CONDO
IN WAIKIKI.Copy !req
248. HOW, SWEET BABY?
YOU'VE DONE IT ALL.Copy !req
249. SMALL POTATOES.Copy !req
250. THIS IS THE BIG ONE.
THIS IS VISIONARY.Copy !req
251. THIS IDEA IS GENIUS.Copy !req
252. - LOOK AT THIS.Copy !req
253. THE RICHARD MOFFITT
SPECIAL NEEDS GRANT.Copy !req
254. - MM-HMM.
- THIS MOFFITT GUY USED TO BE
IN A SPECIAL NEEDS PROGRAM,Copy !req
255. AND THEN HE LEARNS
TO STRING A COUPLE
OF SENTENCES TOGETHERCopy !req
256. AND NOW HE'S SOME
BIG HOTSHOT.Copy !req
257. ANYWAY, THE STATE IS GIVING
100 GRAND IN HIS NAMECopy !req
258. TO EVERY SCHOOL THAT HAS
A SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.Copy !req
259. - THIS IS FANTASTIC!
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
260. ALL WE HAVE TO DO
IS KILL THIS MOFFITT GUYCopy !req
261. AND WE GET ALL THE MONEY.Copy !req
262. NO, NO.Copy !req
263. WHAT WE NEED IS TO SET UP
A FAKE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.Copy !req
264. WE START OUR OWN CLASS.Copy !req
265. PROBLEM IS,
WHERE DO WE FIND KIDS...Copy !req
266. WE CAN PASS OFF
AS SPECIAL?Copy !req
267. OKAY, THAT'S HIGH ENOUGH!Copy !req
268. - THANKS, TURK.
- I'M FLYING! WOO-HOO!Copy !req
269. SO THIS IS WHAT A FLAG
SEES ALL DAY.Copy !req
270. - YEAH.
- AND YOUR FRIEND TURK
IS TOTALLY GREAT.Copy !req
271. YEAH, HE'S ACES, HUH?Copy !req
272. HEY, THANKS, TURK!
WE'RE SO HIGH!Copy !req
273. BINGO.Copy !req
274. WELCOME TO SPECIAL NEEDS
ORIENTATION.Copy !req
275. I'M MS. HELLER,
THE LUNCH LADY.Copy !req
276. AND IT—
DAMN.Copy !req
277. I MEAN,
YOUR NEW TEACHER.Copy !req
278. YEAH.Copy !req
279. NOW THE REASON YOU TWO
ARE HERE BEFORE CLASS
OFFICIALLY STARTSCopy !req
280. IS BECAUSE YOU'RE...Copy !req
281. EXTRA SPECIAL.Copy !req
282. THANK YOU.Copy !req
283. AND WERE PERSONALLY SELECTED
BY PRINCIPAL COLLINS.Copy !req
284. WHO'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS?Copy !req
285. - HE'S THE PRINCIPAL.
- WOW.Copy !req
286. YOUR FIRST ASSIGNMENTCopy !req
287. IS TO PICK
THE REST OF THE CLASS.Copy !req
288. HEY!Copy !req
289. FIND STUDENTS THAT ARE
JUST AS SPECIAL AS YOU TWO.Copy !req
290. SPECIAL.Copy !req
291. WHAT?Copy !req
292. IS— IS THIS GONNA BE
ON THE MIDTERM?Copy !req
293. NO.Copy !req
294. YOU KNOW, YOU'RE
THE FIRST PERSON I EVER
BROUGHT HERE, HARRY.Copy !req
295. - IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL PLACE?
- NO, I JUST USUALLY EAT
IN THE CRAPPER.Copy !req
296. YEAH, SAVES TIME.
OUT WITH THE OLD,
IN WITH THE NEW.Copy !req
297. - COULD WE EAT THERE TOMORROW?
- YEAH, BUT FIRST WE NEED
TO FIND KIDSCopy !req
298. THAT ARE SPECIAL, NEEDY,
AND CLASSY ENOUGH TO BE IN
OUR SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.Copy !req
299. IT'LL BE LIKE TAKING
CANDY FROM A STRANGER.Copy !req
300. - Lloyd: "HAR-ERY"?
- THE SECOND "R" IS SILENT.Copy !req
301. OH, THAT MAKES
MUCH MORE SENSE.Copy !req
302. OH, LITTLE CRIPPLED BOY.
LOOK.Copy !req
303. OUR FIRST RECRUIT.Copy !req
304. - HIS CURSE IS OUR BLESSING.
- CAREFUL, HARRY, DON'T
SCARE HIM.Copy !req
305. HEY, LITTLE GUY.
HEY LITTLE ORPHAN BUDDY.Copy !req
306. - WHAT HAPPENED?
- SKATEBOARD.Copy !req
307. - ONE DAY,
THEY'LL FIND A CURE.
- YOU BRAVE LITTLE SOLDIER.Copy !req
308. WHAT?Copy !req
309. NO, MAN, IT'S NOTHING.
THE CAST COMES OFF
IN A FEW WEEKS.Copy !req
310. HE'S OBVIOUSLY IN DENIAL.
MAYBE WE CAN HELP.Copy !req
311. WE'RE PART OF A SPECIAL CLASS
TAUGHT BY THE LUNCH LADY.Copy !req
312. I MEAN, MS. HELLER.
YOU SHOULD JOIN UP.Copy !req
313. IT DOESN'T
REQUIRE ANY WALKING.Copy !req
314. NO ONE WILL MAKE FUN
OF YOUR HORRIBLE DEFORMITY.Copy !req
315. - HOW MUCH HOMEWORK IS THERE?
- THAT'S THE DOWNSIDE.Copy !req
316. - THERE'S NONE.
- DUDE, DUDE.Copy !req
317. WAIT A MINUTE, I CAN SPEND
THE WHOLE YEARCopy !req
318. IN A CLASS TAUGHT
BY THE LUNCH LADY?Copy !req
319. - YEAH.Copy !req
320. - CAN I BRING MY GIRLFRIEND?
- YOU CAN BRING WHATEVER YOU
WANT, MY LITTLE FRIEND.Copy !req
321. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
322. ♪ YEAH ♪Copy !req
323. ♪ HERE WE GO ♪Copy !req
324. ♪ IT'S A NEW DAY,
BUT IT ALL FEELS OLD ♪Copy !req
325. - ♪ IT'S A GOOD LIFE
THAT'S WHAT I'M TOLD ♪Copy !req
326. ♪ BUT EVERYDAY,
IT ALL JUST FEELS THE SAME ♪Copy !req
327. ♪ AT MY HIGH SCHOOL,
IT FELT MORE TO ME ♪Copy !req
328. ♪ LIKE A JAIL CELL,
A PENITENTIARY... ♪Copy !req
329. - HARRY DUNNE, SPECIAL NEEDS.
- Lloyd: HE'S WITH US.Copy !req
330. YOU DESERVE HIM.Copy !req
331. - I GUESS I OWE YOU THIS ONE.
- ♪ I DON'T EVER WANT TO BE
LIKE YOU ♪Copy !req
332. ♪ I DON'T WANT TO DO
THE THINGS YOU DO ♪Copy !req
333. ♪ I'M NEVER GONNA HEAR
THE WORDS YOU SAY ♪Copy !req
334. ♪ AND I DON'T EVER WANNA,
I DON'T EVER WANNA ♪Copy !req
335. ♪ BE YOU ♪Copy !req
336. ♪ DON'T WANNA
BE JUST LIKE YOU... ♪Copy !req
337. GO, GO, GO!Copy !req
338. ♪ THIS IS THE ANTHEM,
THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP ♪Copy !req
339. - ♪ YOU... ♪Copy !req
340. HE'S OUT.
PUT HIM ON THE DISABLED LIST.Copy !req
341. THAT MEANS YOU'RE
ONE OF US NOW.Copy !req
342. ♪ YOU... ♪Copy !req
343. WE ALREADY HAVE
A SPECIAL SLOGAN.Copy !req
344. HARRY,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
345. SHE'S A FOREIGN
EXCHANGE STUDENT.Copy !req
346. SHE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
SPEAK THE ENGLISH.Copy !req
347. CHING CHONG CHING
CHINGY CHONG CHING
CHONG CHING.Copy !req
348. ♪ YOU ♪Copy !req
349. - ♪ DON'T WANT TO BE
JUST LIKE YOU ♪Copy !req
350. ♪ WHAT I'M SAYING IS
THIS IS THE ANTHEM ♪Copy !req
351. - ♪ THROW ALL YOUR HANDS UP ♪
- CHING CHONGEN AY.Copy !req
352. ♪ Y'ALL GOT TO FEEL ME,
SING IF YOU'RE WITH ME... ♪Copy !req
353. Girl on PA:
Get your car washed
and support the Stallions.Copy !req
354. - AAH.
- WHOA!Copy !req
355. THE HALF BOY/HALF HORSE.Copy !req
356. OH! THAT'S MORE
OF WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
357. - Harry: HE'S SUPER SPECIAL.
- WELL...Copy !req
358. I MEAN, I GOT TO GET
A JOB ANYWAY.Copy !req
359. SO IF I—
IF I SIGN YOUR THING,Copy !req
360. I CAN JUST COME AND GO
WHENEVER I WANT TO?Copy !req
361. YOU WERE BORN FREE,Copy !req
362. AND FREE
YOU SHALL REMAIN.Copy !req
363. WELL, OKAY.Copy !req
364. AH!Copy !req
365. EASY, EASY.Copy !req
366. EASY, BOY,
EASY, BOY.Copy !req
367. EASY, BOY.
IT'S OKAY.
YOU'RE IN!Copy !req
368. - WE DID IT!
- YES, WE DID, HARRY.Copy !req
369. SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS,
1986.Copy !req
370. WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES,
ALL PRESENT AND ACCOUNTED FOR.Copy !req
371. - Harry: ... FOOTBALL PLAYER,
THE CRIPPLED KID...Copy !req
372. WHAT ABOUT LEWIS,
THE HALF HORSE BOY?Copy !req
373. - Harry: HE REALLY
HAD ME FOOLED.
- HERE WE GO.Copy !req
374. HEY, THANKS
FOR THE GRUB, MRS. D.Copy !req
375. - YOU'RE WELCOME, LLOYD.
- HEY, WHERE'S MR. D?Copy !req
376. OH, HE PASSED AWAY
A FEW YEARS AGO.Copy !req
377. HE MISSED
ONE GREAT POT OF STEW.Copy !req
378. ACTUALLY, IT'S MEATLOAF,
BUT YOU JUST PUT EVERYTHING
IN YOUR SOUP.Copy !req
379. I LIKE IT A LOT.Copy !req
380. IS IT OKAY
IF HE SPENDS THE NIGHT?Copy !req
381. - LLOYD, HAVE YOU
ASKED YOUR PARENTS?
- I LEFT MY DAD A NOTE.Copy !req
382. Dad's voice:
"POP, I'M SLEEPING
AT HARRY'S TONIGHT.Copy !req
383. LOVE, LLOYD.
P.S., YOU'RE OUT OF KETCHUP."Copy !req
384. GOOD KID,
BUT YOU COULD'VE JUST CALLED.Copy !req
385. GOT ANY CRAZY EIGHTS?Copy !req
386. GO FISH.Copy !req
387. NOTHING.Copy !req
388. FOUR.Copy !req
389. HA! NOW YOU HAVE
TO MOVE YOUR PEG
SEVEN SPACESCopy !req
390. AND PUT YOUR SHIRT
ON BACKWARDS.Copy !req
391. WOW, YOU REALLY SUCK
AT THIS GAME.Copy !req
392. YEAH, WELL, I ALMOST ALWAYS
BEAT CAPTAIN ROB.Copy !req
393. - WHO'S CAPTAIN ROB?
- JUST A GUY I HANG OUT WITH.Copy !req
394. I KNOW THE TYPE.
LIVES IN THE BASEMENT,
SMELLS LIKE A SPONGE.Copy !req
395. NO, CAPTAIN ROB'S
SEVEN FEET TALL,
WEARS AN EYE-PATCH,Copy !req
396. - GOT A HOOK FOR A HAND.
- WOW, SOUNDS LIKE A PIRATE.Copy !req
397. WHAT? NO. HE'S GOT
A PARROT ON HIS SHOULDER,
BURIES TREASURE.Copy !req
398. - YEAH, THAT'S A PIRATE.
- I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
399. THIS GUY DRINKS RUM FROM
A BARREL, SAYS, "YO, HO, HO,"
HAS A PEG LEG.Copy !req
400. - A PEG LEG?
- YEAH, GO-CART ACCIDENT.Copy !req
401. HERE... WE... GO!Copy !req
402. BE CAREFUL, CAPTAIN ROB.Copy !req
403. - OOH.
- THREE, TWO, ONE.Copy !req
404. AAH, YOU LANDED ON CANDY LAND.
NOW YOU HAVE TO SWALLOW IT.Copy !req
405. READY?Copy !req
406. SWALLOW!Copy !req
407. THAT'S GOOD TOP HAT.Copy !req
408. - HEY, FELLAS,Copy !req
409. IT'S GETTING KIND OF LATE.
COME ON.Copy !req
410. - CAN I BE ON TOP?
- ONLY IF I CAN BE ON BOTTOM.Copy !req
411. - ALL RIGHT!
- YEAH!Copy !req
412. AIRPLANE
INTO THE HANGAR.
ZZZ— OW!Copy !req
413. ALL RIGHT, PUMPKIN,
NIGHT NIGHT.Copy !req
414. - 'NIGHT, MOM.Copy !req
415. - 'NIGHT MRS. D.
- GOOD NIGHT, LLOYD.Copy !req
416. THANKS FOR BEING
A FRIEND TO MY HARRY.Copy !req
417. ALL RIGHT, BOYS,
SLEEP TIGHT.Copy !req
418. DON'T LET
THE BEDBUGS BITE.Copy !req
419. - ♪ HEY, HEY... ♪
- OHH. HUH!Copy !req
420. - WHAT WAS THAT?
- WHAT?Copy !req
421. YOUR MOM JUST TOTALLY
MADE A MOVE ON ME.Copy !req
422. - SHE DID NOT.
- YEAH, SHE DID, HARRY.Copy !req
423. MAYBE SOON
I'LL BE YOUR NEW DADDY.Copy !req
424. - LLOYD, SHE'S MY MOM.
- LISTEN, I CAN'T HELP MY HEART.Copy !req
425. THAT'S RIGHT, WHEN I'M
YOUR NEW DAD, YOU'RE GONNA
HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY.Copy !req
426. - WILL NOT.
- DON'T YOU TAKE THAT TONE
WITH ME, YOUNG MAN.Copy !req
427. - SHUT UP.
- I WILL STOP THIS CAR
RIGHT NOW.Copy !req
428. - YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
- YOU TAKE THAT BACK!Copy !req
429. - BE QUIET, BUTTLICK!
- OHH!Copy !req
430. - WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT WORD?
- I LEARNED IT FROM...Copy !req
431. LISTENING TO YOU!Copy !req
432. - I HATE YOU!
- KIDS.Copy !req
433. FOR OUR
SPECIALLY NEEDY CLASS!Copy !req
434. - THEY'RE PERFECT.
- MM-HMM.Copy !req
435. WELL, YOU SHOULD ALL
BE VERY PROUD OF YOURSELVES.Copy !req
436. YOU ARE THE PIONEERS HERE
AT PROVIDENCE HILL HIGH,Copy !req
437. THE VERY FIRST
SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.Copy !req
438. AND TO COMMEMORATE
THIS OCCASION,Copy !req
439. WE'RE GOING TO TAKE
A CLASS PHOTO.Copy !req
440. SO LET'S COVER THIS UP
JUST FOR THE PICTURE.Copy !req
441. HOLD THIS VERY HIGH.
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
442. AND LET'S ALL FORM A GROUP
UNDER THE SIGN. QUICKLY.Copy !req
443. NOW, NOW,
NOW, NOW, NOW.Copy !req
444. BEAUTIFUL.
BIG SMILE.Copy !req
445. HERE WE GO.Copy !req
446. DO YOU REMEMBER WHY
WE'RE HERE?Copy !req
447. I'M SUPPOSED
TO TAKE A PICTURE FOR
SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER?Copy !req
448. AND?Copy !req
449. - YOU WANT ME TO TAKE IT?
- YES, YES!Copy !req
450. - OH.
- OKAY.Copy !req
451. OKAY, HERE WE GO.
READY?Copy !req
452. CHEESE!Copy !req
453. - CHEESE.
- All: CHEESE!Copy !req
454. - WHAT STINKS?
- THAT'D BE ME, SIR.Copy !req
455. - WIFE MADE THE STEW LAST NIGHT.
- SHUT UP, LLOYD.Copy !req
456. - YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET.
- WILL BE.Copy !req
457. I HOPE YOU'LL ALL ENJOY
YOUR NEW CLASSROOM.Copy !req
458. THIS IS NOT IT.
IT'S A SPECIAL WING
IN BACK OF THE SCHOOLCopy !req
459. WE'VE BUILT FOR YOU.
WHY DON'T YOU GO BACK
AND TAKE A LOOK AT IT NOW?Copy !req
460. QUICKLY, NOW.
JUST HEAD BACK THERE.
THAT'S IT, NOW.Copy !req
461. PRINCIPAL COLLINS,
WHAT ABOUT THE CRIPPLED BOY?Copy !req
462. - YES, TAKE HIM WITH YOU.
- "CONFIRMITIVE."Copy !req
463. EASY.
LLOYD, LLOYD, LLOYD.
NO, NO, NO.Copy !req
464. I CAN— I'LL JUST WALK,
ALL RIGHT? IS THAT ALL RIGHT?Copy !req
465. - COLLINS IS A GREAT MAN.
- YEAH, THAT'S WHY HE WAS
ELECTED PRINCIPAL.Copy !req
466. - THAT'S IT.
ON YOUR WAY.
- YOUR HIGHNESS.Copy !req
467. THAT'S GOOD.
WELL, SO FAR SO GOOD.Copy !req
468. I DO THINK WE NEED
SOME MORE PICTURES, THOUGH.Copy !req
469. WHY DON'T YOU
TAKE THE KIDS ON
A FIELD TRIP TOMORROW?Copy !req
470. AND...?Copy !req
471. - AND TAKE SOME
MORE PICTURES.
- OKAY.Copy !req
472. YEAH, OKAY.Copy !req
473. WELL, DON'T YOU HAVE
A PHONY CLASS TO TEACH?Copy !req
474. I PUT IN FOR A SUB.Copy !req
475. WAS THAT NAUGHTY?Copy !req
476. I THINK I NEED
A "PANKING."Copy !req
477. PANK, PANK, PANK.Copy !req
478. YOU GONNA GIVE ME
A PANKING?Copy !req
479. ♪ CLAP YOUR HANDS... ♪Copy !req
480. HELLO, CLASS.
MY NAME IS MR. CHRISTMAS.Copy !req
481. MRS. HELLER HAD TO ATTEND
SOME SERIOUS AND URGENT
BUSINESS,Copy !req
482. SO I WILL BE
YOUR SUBSTITUTE TEACHER.Copy !req
483. IT'S GONNA TAKE ME A WHILE
TO LEARN EVERYONE'S NAMES,
SO PLEASE BE PATIENT.Copy !req
484. - ME, ME. PICK ME!
- UH... YOU.Copy !req
485. - HARRY.
- HARRY. OOOH.Copy !req
486. YOU LOOK FAMILIAR.
OH, DID I HAVE YOUR BROTHER?Copy !req
487. - NO.
- NO, OKAY.
ANY OTHER QUESTIONS?Copy !req
488. - WAS THERE ONE...?
- YO!Copy !req
489. WHAT'S WITH HORSE BOY?
NOW HE'S A BRIGHT SHINY SUN.Copy !req
490. YEAH, DON'T LOOK
DIRECTLY AT HIM.Copy !req
491. I'M JUST HANDING OUT FLIERS
AT THE TANNING SALON, GUYS.Copy !req
492. - IT'S A PART-TIME JOB.
- NO, THAT'S— CONGRATULATIONS.Copy !req
493. DID YOU HAVE A QUESTION THERE,
BRIGHT EYES?Copy !req
494. YEAH, MY QUESTION'S
WHEN THE OLD TEACHER LADY
COMING BACK?Copy !req
495. I AM YOUR TEACHER LADY
FOR TODAY.Copy !req
496. LLOYD, CAN I HAVE
A WORD WITH YOU FOR A MINUTE?Copy !req
497. OH, TAKE THIS TIME
TO STUDY AMONGST YOURSELVES.Copy !req
498. OBVIOUSLY THERE MUST BE SOME
SORT OF FAMILY EMERGENCY,Copy !req
499. OTHERWISE THERE'S NO REASON
MY FATHER WOULD BECopy !req
500. INTERRUPTING ME
WHILE I'M WORKING.Copy !req
501. - COMING. WHAT THE...?
- THAT'S YOUR DAD?Copy !req
502. YEAH.
WHAT WAS YOUR NAME AGAIN?Copy !req
503. - HARRY.
- HARRY.
COME WITH ME, HARRY.Copy !req
504. - WHAT'S UP, POP?
- WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
505. SO YOU MUST BE IN THE AIR FORCE.
I LIKE YOUR FLIGHT SUIT.Copy !req
506. - I'M A CUSTODIAN.
- WELL, THEN...Copy !req
507. AYE AYE, SIR!Copy !req
508. OKAY, WHAT ARE YOU
CRAZY BOYS DOING
IN MY TOOL SHED?Copy !req
509. WE'RE NOT CRAZY, DAD,
WE'RE SPECIAL.Copy !req
510. AND PRINCIPAL COLLINS
WANTS US TO HAVE OUR OWN
SPECIAL CLASSROOM.Copy !req
511. MY BOY'S SPECIAL,
HOW 'BOUT THAT?Copy !req
512. I KNEW YOU
WERE DIFFERENT!
OHHH!Copy !req
513. I'M TAKING THE DAY OFF.Copy !req
514. COME ON, COME ON.Copy !req
515. ALL RIGHT, GUYS,
NOW THAT TEACHER LADY'S GONE,Copy !req
516. UM... I HAVE A QUESTION.Copy !req
517. DO YOU GUYS
KNOW WHY OUR CLASS
IS IN THE TOOL SHED?Copy !req
518. WHO CARES, LEWIS?
IT'S BETTER THAN REAL SCHOOL.Copy !req
519. IF WE DON'T MESS THIS UP,
WE CAN GO A WHOLE YEAR WITHOUT
DOING ANY REAL WORK AT ALL.Copy !req
520. YEAH, MAN, WE CAN DO
ANYTHING WE WANT.Copy !req
521. ANYTHING.Copy !req
522. ANYTHING?Copy !req
523. SO IF I HAD A GIRLFRIEND
LIKE TERRI, I COULD BRING
HER HERE AND...Copy !req
524. DO STUFF WITH HER?Copy !req
525. YOU GOT IT, JERKOFF.Copy !req
526. THEN I'M IN.
YEAH.Copy !req
527. BUT I CAME HERE TO LEARN
ABOUT AMERICA.Copy !req
528. LISTEN, BABY,Copy !req
529. THERE IS NOTHING MORE AMERICAN
THAN NOT DOING ANYTHING
AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT.Copy !req
530. OHH.
THEN I'M IN.Copy !req
531. - JUST LIKE JERKOFF.
- LEWIS.Copy !req
532. CARL?Copy !req
533. - HE'S SNAPPING OUT OF IT.
- WE NEED HIM.Copy !req
534. I KNOW.
COME ON, KID!Copy !req
535. - COME ON, COME ON!
- GO GET SOME!Copy !req
536. - CARL?Copy !req
537. OH, WOW.Copy !req
538. WHO IS
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
AGAIN?Copy !req
539. HE'S THE PILGRIM WHO USED
PENICILLIN TO KILL GODZILLA.Copy !req
540. RIGHT.
HOW'D YOU GET
SO SMART?Copy !req
541. PUBLIC SCHOOL.
YEAH.Copy !req
542. WHEN YOU LIVE IN THE BASEMENT,
YOU BREATHE IN A LOT
OF CHALK DUST.Copy !req
543. IT WRITES ALL THE ANSWERS
ALL OVER YOUR BRAIN.Copy !req
544. - YOU'RE SO LUCKY.
- OOH, NOW...Copy !req
545. - HOW 'BOUT A SLUSHEE?
- A. SLUSHEE.Copy !req
546. DON'T TELL ME.
ABRAHAM SLUSHEE—Copy !req
547. I KNOW THIS—
THIRD PRESIDENT
OF THE UNITED STATES!Copy !req
548. THAT'S RIGHT, HARRY.Copy !req
549. AND THIS IS THE FROZEN
DELICIOUS TREAT HE WAS
NAMED AFTER.Copy !req
550. - NICE JUGS.
- YEAH.Copy !req
551. HEY, YOUR MOM'S
GOT JUGS LIKE THESE.Copy !req
552. YEAH, BUT THEY
NEVER BEEN IN A MAGAZINE.Copy !req
553. THEY OUGHT TO BE.
THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
554. OOH, HARRY,
I JUST REALIZED SOMETHING.Copy !req
555. - WHAT?
- YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
556. - OH NO, YOU'RE NOT
GETTING ME AGAIN.
- "VICTORIA'S SECRET," HUH?Copy !req
557. - THOSE CLOTHES
ARE FOR CHICKS.
- $2.50.Copy !req
558. - YOU'RE IT.
- OH, YOU WANNA GO?Copy !req
559. YOU WANNA GO,
HUH, HARRY?Copy !req
560. JOUSTING,
14th CENTURY!Copy !req
561. - YOU'RE IT!
- YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
562. INVISIBILITY SHIELD.
BOOO!Copy !req
563. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
564. - I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
- PLEASE PAY ME THE $2.50.Copy !req
565. I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!Copy !req
566. - I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE!
- YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
567. SERIOUSLY,
STOP FOR A SECOND.Copy !req
568. COME HERE, HARRY,
SERIOUSLY, FOR A SECOND.
YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
569. OH!
NO, YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
570. HARRY, BUNS!
YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
571. YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
572. - YOU'RE IT!
- NO, I'M NOT.Copy !req
573. YEAH, YOU ARE.Copy !req
574. HE TOUCHED YOU.Copy !req
575. YOU'RE IT UNTIL
YOU TOUCH SOMEONE ELSE.Copy !req
576. I KNOW THE RULES, I'M JUST NOT
PLAYING YOUR STUPID GAME.Copy !req
577. NOW PAY ME $2.50.Copy !req
578. YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
579. - YOU'RE IT.
- NO, YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
580. - NO, YOU ARE.
- YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
581. YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
582. ENOUGH!
YOU'RE IT!Copy !req
583. AND NO TOUCH-BACKS,
NO DO-OVERS,Copy !req
584. NO ERASIES,
AND IN THIS WHOLE STORECopy !req
585. IS HOME FREE!Copy !req
586. LLOYD, CAN HE DO THAT?Copy !req
587. OH YEAH, HARRY.Copy !req
588. HE CAN...
AND HE DID.Copy !req
589. AND NOW...Copy !req
590. IT'S ON
LIKE DONKEY KONG.Copy !req
591. PAY THE MAN.Copy !req
592. - Harry: GOOD.
- YEAH.Copy !req
593. I THOUGHT WE
HANDLED THAT
PRETTY WELL.Copy !req
594. THESE ARE
REALLY COLD, HUH?Copy !req
595. THAT'S WHY YOU GOT
TO DRINK 'EM FAST,
HARRY, TRUST ME.Copy !req
596. DRINK IT, HARRY.
COME ON, BUDDY!Copy !req
597. DRINK, DRINK, DRINK!
GO, HARRY, GO!Copy !req
598. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
599. OWW.Copy !req
600. REFRESHING.Copy !req
601. OHH! SO WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO TODAY,
HARRY?Copy !req
602. I DON'T KNOW.Copy !req
603. OWW!
IT HURTS SO GOOD.Copy !req
604. - AHH!Copy !req
605. NO, HARRY, YOU'RE NOT
DRINKING IT FAST ENOUGH.Copy !req
606. YOU GOT TO DRINK FASTER.
YOU GOT TO GO FAST.
GO FAST!Copy !req
607. GO FAST, GO FAST, GO FAST!
YOU GOT TO DRINK IT FAST,
HARRY,Copy !req
608. BEFORE IT MELTS!Copy !req
609. TASTES SO GOOD.Copy !req
610. I CAN'T FEEL MY FACE.Copy !req
611. DIDN'T HURT.Copy !req
612. - I FELT THAT.Copy !req
613. MMMM...Copy !req
614. HARRY,
MY MOUTH IS FROZEN.Copy !req
615. I CAN'T—
I CAN'T FEEL MY LIPS.Copy !req
616. - HARRY, THEY'RE FROZEN.
- I DON'T FEEL GOOD.Copy !req
617. OH, HARRY,
HERE COMES TROUBLE.Copy !req
618. OH, HEY GUYS.Copy !req
619. YOUR MILK BUBBLES
LOOK NICE, JESSICA.Copy !req
620. - Lloyd: GOOD ONE, HARRY.Copy !req
621. I'LL SEE YOU GUYS TOMORROW.Copy !req
622. I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE'S
WEARING THAT OUTFIT.Copy !req
623. YEAH, LAST TIME
I WORE THOSE SHORTS,
I GOT BEAT UP.Copy !req
624. BEAT UP?Copy !req
625. GUESS WHAT'S
UNDER THESE COCONUTS?Copy !req
626. WHAT?Copy !req
627. IT'S A SURPRISE.Copy !req
628. WELL, I'VE GOT
A LITTLE SURPRISE FOR YOU.Copy !req
629. YOU GOT THE EXTENDER?Copy !req
630. NO.Copy !req
631. NO, I TALKED
TO SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER
THIS MORNING.Copy !req
632. - OH.
- HE'S SENDING
RICHARD MOFFITT HIMSELFCopy !req
633. TO OUR THANKSGIVING DAY
PARADE,Copy !req
634. CHECK IN HAND.Copy !req
635. OH, MONKEY,
THIS IS TOO EXCITING.Copy !req
636. OUR DREAM IS COMING TRUE.Copy !req
637. SMILE, SWEETHEART.Copy !req
638. MORE PICTURES
FOR THE CHEST.Copy !req
639. WHAT DO YOU KEEP
IN THERE?Copy !req
640. OH, THINGS.Copy !req
641. PHOTOS, TAPES.Copy !req
642. I TAPE EVERYTHING
THAT GOES ON IN THIS OFFICE.Copy !req
643. JUST LIKE THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
644. JUST LIKE
THE PRESIDENT.Copy !req
645. COME HERE, MONKEY.Copy !req
646. - WHOO.
- Harry: HEY, IT'S UPSIDE DOWN.Copy !req
647. HERE, HOLD MY SACK.Copy !req
648. ALL RIGHT, ACCORDING
TO THE MAP,Copy !req
649. WE'RE ALMOST AT SCHOOL.Copy !req
650. YEAH, BUT WE STILL
HAVEN'T FOUND ANY TREASURE.Copy !req
651. HARRY...Copy !req
652. ♪ HALLELUJAH,
HALLELUJAH... ♪Copy !req
653. WE MAY HAVE FOUND
SOMETHING EVEN BETTER.Copy !req
654. COME ON.Copy !req
655. IT'S OUR OWN
SPECIAL BUS, HARRY!Copy !req
656. HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT'S FOR US?Copy !req
657. BECAUSE COOL KIDS
ALWAYS SIT IN THE BACK
OF THE BUS, HARRY,Copy !req
658. AND HERE, EVERY ROW
IS THE BACK.Copy !req
659. WE'RE ALL COOL.
COME ON!Copy !req
660. CAREFUL, HARRY,
IT'S SHORT!Copy !req
661. HEY, HARRY,
I'M IN THE FRONT
OF THE BUS!Copy !req
662. - Harry: I'M IN THE BACK!
- Lloyd: I'M IN THE FRONT!Copy !req
663. TURK, WHAT ARE YOU
DOING HERE?Copy !req
664. - SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS.
- BEING A JERK DOESN'T
MAKE YOU SPECIAL.Copy !req
665. YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS.
THIS IS THE BEST CLASS EVER.Copy !req
666. SO DON'T RUIN IT!Copy !req
667. SORRY, SPECIAL NEEDS ONLY.Copy !req
668. LOOK, MS. HELLER,
THERE'S SOMETHING
FISHY HERE.Copy !req
669. AND I DON'T THINK
IT'S FRIDAY'S SPECIAL.Copy !req
670. HMM. WELL,
I WOULDN'T KNOW,Copy !req
671. SINCE I'M JUST
THE TEACHER AND ALL.Copy !req
672. NOW LESS TALKING
AND MORE SITTING, HUH, GANG?Copy !req
673. LET'S GO, MARGIE,
THE MUSEUM AIN'T GONNA
TEACH ITSELF.Copy !req
674. THIS IS A MUCH BIGGER STORY
THAN FOUR-COLOR PENS.Copy !req
675. - ♪ EVERY DAY I GET
IN THE QUEUE ♪Copy !req
676. - ♪ Too much, magic bus ♪
- ♪ TO GET ON THE BUS
THAT TAKES ME TO YOU ♪Copy !req
677. - ♪ Too much, magic bus... ♪
- YOU WANT A SCOOP?Copy !req
678. - I'LL GIVE YOU A SCOOP.
- YOU THINK WE'RE GONNA
STOP FOR ICE CREAM?Copy !req
679. - NO. MAYBE.Copy !req
680. - ♪ YOUR HOUSE IS ONLY
ANOTHER MILE... ♪
- LOSE HER.Copy !req
681. ♪ Too much,
magic bus... ♪Copy !req
682. - SLUG BUG. SLUG BUG.
- OW! OW!Copy !req
683. CAN IT BE THE SAME ONE?
SLUG BUG!Copy !req
684. - OW!
- SLUG—
I CAN STILL SEE IT.Copy !req
685. - THAT'S NOT HOW YOU PLAY!
- PLAYING AUSTRALIAN RULES.Copy !req
686. DON'T LET HER PASS!Copy !req
687. ♪ I DON'T CARE
HOW MUCH I PAY ♪Copy !req
688. ♪ Too much,
magic bus... ♪Copy !req
689. - SCISSORS, SCISSORS.
- THIS IS TOO.Copy !req
690. - WHAT'S THAT?
- IT'S AN EAGLE.Copy !req
691. - THIS IS A BARRACUDA.
- FISH CAN'T EAT A BIRD.Copy !req
692. HA, HA, TOO BIG
TO MAKE THE TURN!Copy !req
693. - YOU CAN'T SQUISH
A BIRD WITH A PAPER CUT.
- YEAH, YOU CAN.Copy !req
694. - YEAH, YOU CAN.
- YOU CAN'T SQUISH—
NO, YOU CAN'T.Copy !req
695. - PUNCH BUGGY.
- OW!Copy !req
696. MARGIE, LOOK OUT!Copy !req
697. HELP ME!Copy !req
698. ♪ I SAID, NOW I'VE GOT
MY MAGIC BUS... ♪Copy !req
699. ♪ NOW I'VE GOT
MY MAGIC BUS ♪Copy !req
700. ♪ Too much, magic bus. ™ªCopy !req
701. EVERYONE FIND A PARTNER.
YOU'RE NO GOOD TO ME DEAD.Copy !req
702. - Lloyd: HARRY, GET BACK HERE!
- I'M BACK, I'M BACK.Copy !req
703. - I'M GOING.
- HARRY? HARRY!Copy !req
704. SPIN FASTER,
WE'LL GO BACK IN TIME!Copy !req
705. I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.Copy !req
706. NO, NO, NO!
AAAH!Copy !req
707. WE GOT TO PARTNER UP.Copy !req
708. - WHAT DO YOU SAY, YOU AND ME?
- DREAM ON, DESPERADO.Copy !req
709. RIGHT, FIELD TRIP PARTNER
IS KIND OF A BIG COMMITMENT.Copy !req
710. I'M JOKING.
OF COURSE I'LL
BE YOUR PARTNER.Copy !req
711. WOW, YOU GOT SOME SERIOUS
SELF-WORTH ISSUES, MY PUDGY,
UGLY LITTLE FRIEND.Copy !req
712. - STOP IT, YOU'RE
EMBARRASSING ME.Copy !req
713. OKAY, SAY "FAJITAS."Copy !req
714. - All: FAJITAS!
- GOOD, GOT IT.Copy !req
715. - YEAH?
- YEAH.Copy !req
716. NOW— EXCUSE ME.
HOW LONG DOES THE AVERAGE
FIELD TRIP TAKE HERE?Copy !req
717. WELL, TO FULLY EXPERIENCE
ALL WE HAVE TO OFFER,
IT TAKES TWO HOURS.Copy !req
718. TWO. OKAY.
YOU KNOW, I'LL BE
BACK IN FOUR.Copy !req
719. SO WHY DON'T YOU
GIVE THE TOUR TWICE,
AND SPEAK SLOWLY?Copy !req
720. - OH, WE DON'T
TAKE TIPS HERE.
- OH, SURE YOU DO.Copy !req
721. I KNOW YOU DON'T MAKE MUCH.
DON'T BE PROUD.Copy !req
722. DON'T BE PROUD.
IT'S GOING AWAY.
IT'S GOING AWAY.Copy !req
723. IT'S GOING AWAY.
IT'S OKAY. THAT'S
WHAT I THOUGHT.Copy !req
724. - THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
- OKAY.Copy !req
725. Harry's voice:
I LIKE YOUR OUTFIT,
MR. POLAR BEAR.Copy !req
726. HMM. OKAY, I'M JUST
GOING TO TURN AND WALK AWAY.Copy !req
727. HA!Copy !req
728. OKAY...Copy !req
729. I'M WATCHING YOU.Copy !req
730. HARRY?Copy !req
731. Harry's voice:
WHO TOLD YOU MY NAME?Copy !req
732. HARRY?Copy !req
733. - HARRY?Copy !req
734. MS. HELLER SAID
NOT TO TALK TO YOU.Copy !req
735. THAT'S BECAUSE MS. HELLER
DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOWCopy !req
736. THIS WHOLE THING
IS A SCAM.Copy !req
737. I KNEW IT WAS A FAKE.Copy !req
738. - YOU DID?
- YEAH. THOSE ESKIMOS?Copy !req
739. I'M SURE AT LEAST
ONE OF THEM IS A MANNEQUIN.Copy !req
740. HARRY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.Copy !req
741. BUT LISTEN, I HAVE
TO ASK YOU A QUESTION
THAT MIGHT...Copy !req
742. PUT YOU IN
A DELICATE POSITION.Copy !req
743. YOU WANT TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR DELICATES?Copy !req
744. ARE YOU TRYING TO BE FUNNY,
OR YOU ACTUALLY RE—Copy !req
745. SPECIAL?Copy !req
746. WE'RE ALL SPECIAL.
EVERYONE LLOYD AND I CHOSE
FOR THE CLASS IS SPECIAL.Copy !req
747. YOU AND LLOYD CHOSE
THE CLASS?Copy !req
748. MM-HMM.Copy !req
749. THIS IS ALL STARTING
TO MAKE SENSE.Copy !req
750. COULD YOU COME
TO MY HOUSE TONIGHT?Copy !req
751. - EXCUSE ME?
- WE NEED TO TALK.Copy !req
752. - COME OVER AROUND 7:00?
- O'CLOCK?Copy !req
753. YEAH.Copy !req
754. OKAY.Copy !req
755. A DATE.Copy !req
756. SHE SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT SOMETHING.Copy !req
757. THAT'S PERFECT, HARRY.
THEN WHAT?Copy !req
758. THEN SHE SAID "7:00"
AND I SAID, "O'CLOCK!"Copy !req
759. SORRY ABOUT THAT, BUDDY.
IT'S MY FIRST TIME BRINGING
A FRIEND UP THERE.Copy !req
760. - YOU OKAY?
- YEAH!Copy !req
761. SO YOU GOTTA
HELP ME OUT, LLOYD.Copy !req
762. A REAL LIVE DATE
WITH A REAL LIVE GIRL.Copy !req
763. WHO CARES?
CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS.Copy !req
764. I THINK SHE WANTS ME
TO COME OVER TO PUT ME
IN THE RIGHT POSITIONCopy !req
765. TO CHECK OUT
HER DELICATES.Copy !req
766. - WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
- OH YEAH, BUDDY, YOU'RE
GONNA GET SOME.Copy !req
767. - SOME WHAT?
- YOU KNOW.Copy !req
768. SHE'LL BE ALL OVER YOU
LIKE A BARRELFUL OF MONKEYSCopy !req
769. WITH THAT SHORT SKIRT
AND THAT TIGHT SHIRT.Copy !req
770. OOH, IT'S SO FAGGY I CAN'T
EVEN THINK ABOUT IT.Copy !req
771. - COME ON, LLOYD.
- OKAY, IF YOU'RE
GONNA DO THIS,Copy !req
772. BRING HER
SOMETHING SPECIAL.
BUY HER SOME CHOCOLATE—Copy !req
773. THE BEST YOU CAN FIND.Copy !req
774. SEEMS SIMPLE ENOUGH.Copy !req
775. KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK.Copy !req
776. HELLO, JESSICA.Copy !req
777. IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU,
JESSICA.Copy !req
778. THAT'S NOT RIGHT.Copy !req
779. HI, JESSICA.
DO YOU REMEMBER ME
FROM BEFORE?Copy !req
780. I'M HARRY.Copy !req
781. THAT'S STUPID!
OKAY.Copy !req
782. HELLO, JESSICA.
HARRY— MRS. HARRY JESSICA.Copy !req
783. MR. HARRY JESSICA.Copy !req
784. - J-E-S-S-I-S-S-I—
- HARRY?Copy !req
785. HARRY, HI.Copy !req
786. DO YOU WANT
TO COME INSIDE?Copy !req
787. OKAY. WIPE YOUR FEET.
MY PARENTS ARE TOTALLY ANAL.Copy !req
788. OH, THAT'S GROSS.Copy !req
789. - WOULD YOU LIKE
SOMETHING TO DRINK?
- YEAH, BUT I'M BUYING.Copy !req
790. HARRY, I HAVE A LOT
OF QUESTIONS TO GO
OVER WITH YOU,Copy !req
791. SO LET'S JUST
GO UPSTAIRS.Copy !req
792. GOOD PLAN.
I'M NOT REALLY READY
FOR DOWNSTAIRS.Copy !req
793. HARRY, YOU'RE SO FUNNY.Copy !req
794. REALLY?
I'M NOT EVEN TRYING.Copy !req
795. - ARE YOU COMING?
- YEAH.Copy !req
796. I'LL RACE YA!Copy !req
797. - HARRY, STOP
HORSING AROUND.
- OH, BOY.Copy !req
798. OKAY, THERE'S A LOT
TO GO OVER, HARRY,Copy !req
799. SO IT MAY GET
HARD FOR YOU.Copy !req
800. HARD FOR ME?
HARD FOR ME?Copy !req
801. HARD FOR ME?Copy !req
802. HARRY, DO YOU WANT
TO SIT DOWN?Copy !req
803. - NO, NO, I'M OKAY.
- OKAY.Copy !req
804. I THINK COLLINS AND HELLER
ARE EMBEZZLING MONEY
FROM THE SCHOOL,Copy !req
805. AND I THINK IT'S
BEEN GOING ON FOR YEARS.Copy !req
806. I JUST HAVE TO FIGURE OUT
SOME WAY TO PROVE IT.Copy !req
807. I MEAN, IT DOESN'T MAKE
ANY SENSE TO ME.Copy !req
808. BUT I GUESS THERE'S GOT
TO BE A GOOD EXPLANATION.Copy !req
809. HELLER WORE
A COCONUT BRA...Copy !req
810. Harry's voice:
WOW, SHE'S REALLY MAKING ME
FEEL HOT.Copy !req
811. WHAT'S WORSE
IS I THINK THE ENTIRE
SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS IS A SCAM.Copy !req
812. BUT... I NEED PROOF.Copy !req
813. Harry's voice:
I DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH
LONGER I CAN STAND IT.Copy !req
814. I DIDN'T THINK THE FIRST TIME
WOULD HURT SO MUCH.Copy !req
815. - ESPECIALLY IN THE ASS!
- WHAT?Copy !req
816. HARRY, I'M IN A POSITION
WHERE I REALLY NEED YOUR HELP.Copy !req
817. P-POSITION?Copy !req
818. GREAT.
HAVE YOU A BATHROOM?Copy !req
819. YEAH, DOWN THE HALL.Copy !req
820. I'LL BE BACK
IN A JIFF.Copy !req
821. OKAY, OKAY.
WATER!Copy !req
822. OH, I COULDN'T.
I DIDN'T.Copy !req
823. NO, NO, NO, NO.
OH, WHAT'S IN THERE?Copy !req
824. MMM.Copy !req
825. NO, IT CAN'T BE.Copy !req
826. OHH.Copy !req
827. OH! NO.Copy !req
828. OH, I DIDN'T—Copy !req
829. OH, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
830. OH NO, NO, NO...Copy !req
831. HARRY?
YOU'VE BEEN
IN THERE A WHILE.Copy !req
832. - ARE YOU OKAY?
- ARE YOU KIDDIN'?Copy !req
833. I COULDN'T BE MORE OKAY.Copy !req
834. MY MOM WANTS TO KNOW
IF YOU CAN STAY FOR DINNER.Copy !req
835. ARE YOU KIDDIN'?
COMING.Copy !req
836. OKAY.Copy !req
837. ♪ I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET
ON A SUNNY DAY ♪Copy !req
838. ♪ HUBBA, HUBBA,
HUBBA, HUBBA ♪Copy !req
839. ♪ A FEELING IN MY BONES
SAYS I'LL HAVE MY WAY ♪Copy !req
840. - ♪ HUBBA, HUBBA... ♪
- LOOK OUT, WAXER
COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
841. ♪ I'M A HAPPY BOY,
HAPPY BOY ♪Copy !req
842. ♪ OH AIN'T IT GOOD WHEN THINGS
ARE GOING YOUR WAY? ♪Copy !req
843. ♪ HEY, HEY... ♪Copy !req
844. HARRY,
ARE YOU COMING DOWN?Copy !req
845. JUST CLEANING UP!Copy !req
846. HARRY!
HARRY!Copy !req
847. LLOYD, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
848. I CAME TO CHECK
ON YOU, BUDDY.Copy !req
849. I KINDA SCREWED
THINGS UP.Copy !req
850. I'M SURE YOU'RE
OVERREACTING.Copy !req
851. I DON'T THINK SO.Copy !req
852. HARRY, WHY ARE YOU
COVERED IN POO?Copy !req
853. I— I DON'T KNOW!Copy !req
854. - OKAY.
- SHE ASKED ME
TO STAY FOR DINNER.Copy !req
855. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO SAY TO HER.Copy !req
856. OH, OKAY, I GOT AN IDEA!
I SAW THIS IN A MOVIE ONCE.Copy !req
857. IT WAS A GOOD ONE.
GO DOWN TO THIS WINDOW
RIGHT HERE,Copy !req
858. OPEN IT UP, AND THEN
SAY WHATEVER I SAY.Copy !req
859. OKAY, THANKS.
I GOT TO FIND SOME CLOTHES.Copy !req
860. ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
861. PERFECT,
A BUSINESSMAN'S SUIT.Copy !req
862. HARRY, WHAT ARE
YOU WEARING?Copy !req
863. I CHANGED FOR DINNER.Copy !req
864. I GET DRESSED FOR ALL MY MEALS,
EXCEPT FOR BREAKFAST AND...Copy !req
865. SPAZZ MEAL.Copy !req
866. BOY, IT'S HOT IN HERE.
DO YOU MIND IF I OPEN
A WINDOW?Copy !req
867. BE MY GUEST.Copy !req
868. - HARRY, CAN YOU HEAR ME?
- YES.Copy !req
869. - YES WHAT?
- NO, DON'T ANSWER ME,
SAY WHAT I SAY.Copy !req
870. OKAY.Copy !req
871. - OKAY WHAT?
- YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.Copy !req
872. - YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.
- THANK YOU.Copy !req
873. - OH, HEY.Copy !req
874. - WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?
- HEY, WHERE'D YOU COME FROM?Copy !req
875. I WAS BORN
IN ST. LOUIS.Copy !req
876. DO YOU WANT ME
TO PET YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
877. DO YOU WANT ME
TO PET YOUR HEAD?Copy !req
878. - I BET YOU WANT
YOUR HEAD SCRATCHED!
- I BET YOU WANTCopy !req
879. - YOUR HEAD SCRATCHED.
- NO, WHY?Copy !req
880. WE STILL HAVE A LOT
TO TALK ABOUT.Copy !req
881. I BET YOU WANT—
DON'T YOU SNAP AT ME!Copy !req
882. YOU'RE LUCKY
I DON'T PUNCH YOU
RIGHT IN THE FACE!Copy !req
883. DON'T SNAP AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE LUCKY I DON'T
PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE.Copy !req
884. I REMEMBER YOU.
HOW COULD I FORGET THOSE
BIG, HAIRY NIPPLES?Copy !req
885. I REMEMBER YOU.
HOW COULD I FORGET
THOSE BIG, HAIRY NIPPLES?Copy !req
886. I CAN ALMOST SMELL
YOUR STINKY "FENUTER"
FROM HERE!Copy !req
887. - I CAN ALMOST SMELL YOUR
STINKY "FENUTER" FROM HERE!
- HARRY!Copy !req
888. NOW WHAT ARE YOU STARING AT,
YOU UGLY MONKEY?Copy !req
889. NOW WHAT ARE
YOU STARING AT,
YOU UGLY MONKEY?Copy !req
890. - JESSICA, WHO'S THIS?
- IT'S HARRY, DAD.Copy !req
891. - WHY IS HE TALKING
TO YOU LIKE THAT?
- HE'S... SPECIAL.Copy !req
892. OH.Copy !req
893. HI, HARRY.Copy !req
894. - HI.Copy !req
895. BARK, BARK!Copy !req
896. - DINNER'S READY.
- WHAT ARE WE DOING
SITTING AROUND YAPPING?Copy !req
897. - LET'S EAT!
- RIGHT.Copy !req
898. HEY, HARRY, BE CONFIDENT!
YOU LOOK LOVELY!Copy !req
899. OH! YAA!Copy !req
900. LLOYD?Copy !req
901. WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?Copy !req
902. YOU LIVE HERE?
I DIDN'T— I THOUGHT
HARRY WAS JUST...Copy !req
903. VISITING HIS ACCOUNTANT.Copy !req
904. SO YOU LIKE
YOUR BUTTER, DO YOU?Copy !req
905. WE GOT SOME MARGARINE,
IF YOU WANT. YOU COULD JUST
SCOOP IT OUT OF THE TUB.Copy !req
906. NO, I'M FINE,
THANK YOU.Copy !req
907. - OH!
- THIS IS... HARRY.Copy !req
908. - HELLO.
- HI.Copy !req
909. YOU KNOW, THEY MAKE THAT
IN A WOMAN'S SUIT, TOO.Copy !req
910. JESSICA, WE'RE EATING!Copy !req
911. MEET ME AT THE FRONT DOOR.Copy !req
912. YEAH, I WAS JUST
GONNA GO THERE ANYWAY.Copy !req
913. WELL, I SEE YOU LIKE
MY ROLLS.Copy !req
914. SURE, I LIKE A WOMAN
WITH SOME MEAT ON HER BONES.Copy !req
915. WELL...Copy !req
916. SO CHARLIE,
WHAT BUSINESS ARE YOU IN?Copy !req
917. THE NAME'S WALTER.Copy !req
918. - LLOYD, HI.
- JESSICA, YEAH.Copy !req
919. SO, DID YOU
GIVE HIM SOME YET?Copy !req
920. - SOME WHAT?
- YOU KNOW, SOME.Copy !req
921. LLOYD, HARRY AND I
HAVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT SCHOOL.Copy !req
922. IN FACT, I WANT TO ASK
YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
923. YEAH, I KNOW.
YOU WANT TO GO
FOR A RIDE.Copy !req
924. PRETTY SWEET WAXER, HUH?Copy !req
925. - WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?
- I LIVE WITH THE JANITOR.Copy !req
926. YUP, I GOT A KEY
TO EVERY ROOM IN THE SCHOOL.Copy !req
927. SO CAN YOU GET US
INTO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?Copy !req
928. PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?
YEAH, I COULD PROBABLY
SWING THAT.Copy !req
929. LLOYD, THAT'S IT!
MAYBE NOW I'LL GET MY STORY!Copy !req
930. - WHAT?
- AAH!Copy !req
931. TWO-TIMING SLUT!
AND YOU, I THOUGHT YOU WERE
FROM ST. LOUIS?Copy !req
932. I DON'T EVER WANT
TO SEE YOU AGAIN!Copy !req
933. OH MY GOD.Copy !req
934. AND I'M LEAVING!Copy !req
935. HE SHIT EVERYWHERE.Copy !req
936. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!Copy !req
937. DAMN IT!Copy !req
938. THERE'S SHIT
ON THE WINDOWS!Copy !req
939. OH MY GOD,
MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SHIT!Copy !req
940. HE SHIT EVERYWHERE!Copy !req
941. LOOK WHAT HE DID.
HE SHIT ALL OVER THE WALL!Copy !req
942. - WHEN CAN WE DO IT?
- GET UP HERE!Copy !req
943. - UH...Copy !req
944. - HOW ABOUT
TONIGHT AT 8:00?
- OKAY.Copy !req
945. - GREAT, THANKS.
- MY HOUSE IF FULL OF BILE!Copy !req
946. THANK YOU, LLOYD.
I GOT TO GO UPSTAIRS.
YOU GOT TO LEAVE.Copy !req
947. - SEE YOU AT 8:00.Copy !req
948. - Walter: CALM DOWN,
JUST CALM DOWN!
- Lloyd: WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
949. DATE WITH JESSICA!
YEAH!Copy !req
950. THERE'S SHIT
ALL OVER THE WALL!Copy !req
951. I'M RIGHT ON TIME.Copy !req
952. WON'T BE LONG NOW.Copy !req
953. THIS IS GONNA
BE GREAT.Copy !req
954. I CAN PICTURE IT NOW.Copy !req
955. ♪ LLOYD, LLOYD ♪Copy !req
956. ♪ SUPER COOL LLOYD... ♪Copy !req
957. OH, LADIES,
AND THAT'S WHY GOD CREATED
WOMEN WITH TWO BREASTSCopy !req
958. INSTEAD OF THREE.
ALTHOUGH YOU'RE CUTE, TOO.Copy !req
959. YES, YOU ARE.
YOU SHOULD SEE HER ASSES.Copy !req
960. LLOYD, I FINISHED
ALL YOUR HOMEWORK.Copy !req
961. OH, THANKS, JESSICA.Copy !req
962. GET LOST, SISTER,
HE'S MINE.Copy !req
963. IN YOUR DREAMS.
I SAW HIM FIRST!Copy !req
964. OH! YOU JUST WANT HIM
FOR HIS HOT RACK!Copy !req
965. YOU JUST WANT HIM
BECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS,
LIKE ALBERT FRANKENSTEIN.Copy !req
966. GIRLS, GIRLS,
GIRLS, GIRLS!Copy !req
967. ALL RIGHT, THERE'S ONLY
ONE WAY TO SOLVE THIS.Copy !req
968. MAKE OUT CONTEST.Copy !req
969. - HOW WAS THAT, LLOYD?Copy !req
970. LLOYD,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
THAT'S JESSICA.Copy !req
971. - AND MY MOM?
- HI, SWEETIE.Copy !req
972. - HEY, MOM.
- HARRY, THIS IS MY FANTASY,Copy !req
973. AND I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE
RIGHT NOW, BEFORE I IMAGINE
SOMETHING HORRIBLE.Copy !req
974. - BUT, I—
- HARRY!Copy !req
975. - EH, EH.
- YOUR FANTASIES ARE
SO MUCH COOLER THAN MINE.Copy !req
976. HEY, THANKS FOR THE JET PACK!Copy !req
977. - OOPSIE-DAISY.
- LLOYD, DID YOU
JUST FART?Copy !req
978. MAYBE.Copy !req
979. WELL, SOMETHING STINKS.Copy !req
980. MAYBE IT'S THIS...
MIX TAPE I MADE YOU.Copy !req
981. OR MAYBE THESE FLOWERS.Copy !req
982. - UH... THANKS LLOYD.
- YEAH.Copy !req
983. SO ARE YOU READY TO TAKE ME
TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE?Copy !req
984. YEAH.
SO NO SMALL TALK, HUH?
YEAH. GOOD,Copy !req
985. BECAUSE I'M NOT
A BIG FAN OF THE SMALL TALK.Copy !req
986. SO HOW ABOUT
THIS WEATHER?Copy !req
987. HEY, JESSICA,
I'M COMING!Copy !req
988. SO I SEE
YOU'VE STARTED WITHOUT ME.Copy !req
989. - WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
- WHAT ARE YOUDOING?Copy !req
990. LET'S JUST DO IT
AND GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
991. WOW, STRAIGHT
TO THE BUSINESS.
OKAY.Copy !req
992. LET ME JUST GET READY.Copy !req
993. AAH, I CAN'T
GET IT OFF.Copy !req
994. I'M SO CLOSE
I CAN FEEL IT.Copy !req
995. - I NEVER SHOULD'VE
SWITCHED FROM VELCRO!Copy !req
996. OH, WAIT,
I GOT IT!Copy !req
997. - I GOT IT.
- THAT'S IT.
I'M DONE.Copy !req
998. THIS JUST DIDN'T WORK OUT
LIKE I THOUGHT IT WOULD.Copy !req
999. DID YOU AT LEAST
ENJOY YOURSELF?Copy !req
1000. NO, IT WAS
A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME.Copy !req
1001. THIS IS—
THIS IS EMBARRASSING.Copy !req
1002. THIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED
TO ME BEFORE.Copy !req
1003. - THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND.
- BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
1004. WHAT WAS ALL THAT TALK
ABOUT YOU RIDING ON MY WAXER?Copy !req
1005. THANKS, LLOYD,
BUT I DIDN'T FIND
WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR.Copy !req
1006. AND CAN YOU DO ME A FAVOR
AND CLEAN THIS PLACE UP?Copy !req
1007. PRINCIPAL COLLINS
CAN'T KNOW THAT WE WERE HERE.Copy !req
1008. YEAH, NO PROBLEM.
I DON'T KISS AND TELL!Copy !req
1009. HUH!Copy !req
1010. OOH.Copy !req
1011. DIRTY GIRL.Copy !req
1012. OH MY GOD,
A TREASURE CHEST.Copy !req
1013. I FOUND
HARRY'S TREASURE.Copy !req
1014. OHH!Copy !req
1015. OH, IT'S HEAVY.
IT MUST BE FULLY LOADED.Copy !req
1016. HARRY!Copy !req
1017. HARRY!Copy !req
1018. HEY, I FOUND
THE TREASURE.Copy !req
1019. - GO AWAY, ASS-FACE!
- DID YOU HEAR WHAT
I SAID, HARRY?Copy !req
1020. THE TREASURE,
LIKE ON YOUR MAP.Copy !req
1021. YEAH, RIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU GO SHOW IT
TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND?Copy !req
1022. JESSICA AND I
ARE THROUGH, HARRY.
YEAH.Copy !req
1023. I COULDN'T STAND
BEING WITH HER KNOWING
THAT YOU LIKED HER.Copy !req
1024. IT JUST WASN'T WORTH
OUR FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
1025. OH, YOU KNOW, AND ALSO
SHE HAD A BOYFRIEND.Copy !req
1026. DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING,
CAPTAIN ROB?Copy !req
1027. - CAPTAIN ROB CAME BACK?
- YEAH, HE DOES SOUND
LIKE A RAT-FINK.Copy !req
1028. HEY TH— THERE'S NO REASON
TO USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.Copy !req
1029. GOOD ONE, CAPTAIN ROB.
HE DOES LOOK LIKE
A YOU-KNOW-WHAT.Copy !req
1030. WE'RE TELLING
INSIDE JOKES, ARE WE NOW?Copy !req
1031. YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT'S IT.Copy !req
1032. WE'RE THROUGH!
YOU'RE OUT OF THE COOL CLUB!Copy !req
1033. YEAH, THE NEXT TIME
TURK'S PASSING OUT WEDGIES,
YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET ONE!Copy !req
1034. NUH-UH.Copy !req
1035. WE'RE DONE, PAL!
FINITO! THE END!Copy !req
1036. "AUF WIENER SCHNITZEL!"Copy !req
1037. MAZEL TOV.Copy !req
1038. Y—Copy !req
1039. ♪ I KNOW JUST HOW
TO WHISPER ♪Copy !req
1040. ♪ AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO CRY ♪Copy !req
1041. ♪ I KNOW JUST WHERE
TO FIND THE ANSWERS ♪Copy !req
1042. ♪ AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO LIE ♪Copy !req
1043. ♪ I KNOW JUST HOW
TO FAKE IT ♪Copy !req
1044. ♪ AND I KNOW
JUST HOW TO SCHEME ♪Copy !req
1045. ♪ I KNOW JUST WHEN
TO FACE THE TRUTH ♪Copy !req
1046. ♪ AND THEN I KNOW
JUST WHEN TO DREAM ♪Copy !req
1047. ♪ AND I KNOW
JUST WHERE TO TOUCH YOU ♪Copy !req
1048. ♪ AND I KNOW JUST WHAT
TO PROVE ♪Copy !req
1049. ♪ I KNOW WHEN
TO PULL YOU CLOSER ♪Copy !req
1050. ♪ AND I KNOW
WHEN TO LET YOU LOOSE ♪Copy !req
1051. ♪ BUT I DON'T KNOW
HOW TO LEAVE YOU ♪Copy !req
1052. ♪ AND I'LL NEVER
LET YOU FALL ♪Copy !req
1053. ♪ AND I DON'T KNOW
HOW YOU DO IT ♪Copy !req
1054. ♪ MAKING LOVE
OUT OF NOTHIN' AT ALL ♪Copy !req
1055. - ♪ Making love ♪
- ♪ OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL ♪Copy !req
1056. ♪ Making love ♪Copy !req
1057. - ♪ OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL ♪
- ♪ Making love ♪Copy !req
1058. ♪ OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL ♪Copy !req
1059. ♪ Making love ♪Copy !req
1060. ♪ Love ♪Copy !req
1061. ♪ Lo-ove ♪Copy !req
1062. ♪ OUTTA NOTHIN' AT ALL... ♪Copy !req
1063. ♪ Making love. ™ªCopy !req
1064. COME TO PETE'S
SEAFOOD SHANTY—Copy !req
1065. LLOYD!Copy !req
1066. - DO I KNOW YOU?
- DO YOU KNOW ME?
YEAH, YOU KNOW ME.Copy !req
1067. I'M IN YOUR CLASS,
STUPID.Copy !req
1068. OH MY GOD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.Copy !req
1069. IT'S— IT'S REALLY YOU.
YOU'RE HARRY'S FRIEND,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
1070. WELL, I WOULDN'T
CALL US FRIENDS,Copy !req
1071. BUT WE'RE ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1072. YOU— YOU REALLY
ARE A PIRATE.Copy !req
1073. WELL, YEAH.
YOU LIKE IT?Copy !req
1074. SO I'M AN ARSEHOLE,
EH, CAPTAIN ROB? HUH?Copy !req
1075. WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1076. WHATEVER.Copy !req
1077. - COME TO PETE'S—
- I WANT MY FRIEND BACK!Copy !req
1078. - Lloyd: HEY, BUDDY!
HEY, HARRY!Copy !req
1079. HEY, BUDDY,
YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!Copy !req
1080. HARRY, ARE YOU IN THERE?Copy !req
1081. HARRY! HEY!Copy !req
1082. - BUDDY! WOO!Copy !req
1083. HARRY, I GOT
A SURPRISE FOR YOU!Copy !req
1084. YOU TOOK THE POLAR BEAR
OUT OF ITS NATURAL HABITAT.Copy !req
1085. YEAH.Copy !req
1086. MOMMY, WHERE'S
THE DADDY POLAR BEAR?Copy !req
1087. HE WAS SHOT
BY A HUNTER,
JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER.Copy !req
1088. LLOYD,
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!Copy !req
1089. JUST WHEN I THOUGHT
I COULDN'T GET ANY
MADDER AT YOU,Copy !req
1090. YOU DO SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.Copy !req
1091. GET THAT POLAR BEAR
OUT OF MY YARDCopy !req
1092. - AND UP TO MY ROOM!
- OKAY, BUDDY!Copy !req
1093. - I GOT IT!
- ♪ WHAT I WANT,
YOU'VE GOT ♪Copy !req
1094. ♪ AND IT MIGHT
BE HARD TO HANDLE ♪Copy !req
1095. ♪ LIKE THE FLAME
THAT BURNS THE CANDLE ♪Copy !req
1096. ♪ AND I CAN'T EXPLAIN ♪Copy !req
1097. ♪ OH YEAH,
WELL, WELL, YOU ♪Copy !req
1098. ♪ O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪Copy !req
1099. ♪ YOU MAKE MY DREAMS
COME TRUE ♪Copy !req
1100. ♪ Yo-ou, you, you ♪Copy !req
1101. ♪ Ooh, ooh ♪Copy !req
1102. ♪ WELL, WELL,
WELL, YOU ♪Copy !req
1103. ♪ O-oh, ooh, ooh, ooh ♪Copy !req
1104. ♪ OH YEAH, YOU MAKE
MY DREAMS COME TRUE... ♪Copy !req
1105. HEY, BUDDY,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?Copy !req
1106. I DON'T WANT
ANY PROBLEMS, OKAY?Copy !req
1107. - ♪ LISTEN TO THIS... ♪
- MOVE! MOVE!Copy !req
1108. EXCUSE ME!
GET OUT OF MY WAY!Copy !req
1109. HE MUST BE JEALOUS
OF OUR POLAR WEAR.Copy !req
1110. WHERE IS IT?Copy !req
1111. BABY, I'M GOING
TO SPEND THE MORNING
AT THE MALL.Copy !req
1112. YOU KNOW,
SHOP FOR WAIKIKI.Copy !req
1113. - WHERE THE HELL IS IT?
- A LOT OF STUFF WE COULD
USE FOR THE TRIP.Copy !req
1114. - WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR?
- MY CHEST.Copy !req
1115. - THE CHEST I KEEP
MY PAPERS IN?
- WHAT PAPERS?Copy !req
1116. THE DOCUMENTS, THE PHOTOS,
THE TAPES.Copy !req
1117. - THE EVIDENCE.
- EVIDENCE OF WHAT?Copy !req
1118. SWEETHEART, KEEP UP
WITH ME FOR HALF A MINUTE.Copy !req
1119. THE EVIDENCE OF EVERY SCAM
WE'VE EVER PULLED,Copy !req
1120. THE EVIDENCE THAT'S GOING
TO PUT US AWAY FOR 20 YEARS.Copy !req
1121. - WHERE IS IT?
- I DON'T KNOW,
IT'S NOT HERE.Copy !req
1122. SOMEBODY STOLE IT.Copy !req
1123. JESSICA.Copy !req
1124. - WHAT JESSICA?
- THAT GIRL...Copy !req
1125. WHO TRIED TO FOLLOW ME
ON THE FIELD TRIP?Copy !req
1126. - SHE TOOK IT.
- ARE YOU SURE?Copy !req
1127. YEAH. OH, SHE'S
BEEN SNOOPING AROUND,
ASKING QUESTIONS.Copy !req
1128. HMM.Copy !req
1129. WELL...Copy !req
1130. - I'LL TAKE CARE OF HER.
- YEAH?Copy !req
1131. YOU GONNA KILL HER?Copy !req
1132. NO. NO, I'M NOT—
I'M NOT GONNA KILL HER.Copy !req
1133. HONEY, WHY DON'T YOU
SEE TO IT THE KIDS ARE
READY FOR THE PARADE, OKAY?Copy !req
1134. - OKAY.
- YEAH.Copy !req
1135. AND I THINK I'LL
PAY JESSICA...Copy !req
1136. A LITTLE VISIT.Copy !req
1137. THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE
IS ALMOST HERE.Copy !req
1138. SO, ANY IDEAS
FOR A FLOAT?Copy !req
1139. - Lloyd: OOH, A RAFT!
- A BLIMP!Copy !req
1140. - A TURD.
- TITANIC.Copy !req
1141. - A PLATYPUS.
- CORN DOG.Copy !req
1142. - MESSAGE IN A BOTTLE.
- NO, NOT THINGS THATFLOAT,Copy !req
1143. IDEAS FORA FLOAT.
YOU KNOW, LIKE IF
YOU SEE A PARADECopy !req
1144. AND PEOPLE ARE...?Copy !req
1145. CAN I HEAR
FROM ANYONE ELSE?Copy !req
1146. - HELLO.
- HI, CHING CHONG.
WHAT DO YOU HAVE?Copy !req
1147. UH...Copy !req
1148. LICKA LICKA POW!Copy !req
1149. SHE'S SAYING
"BEAUTIFUL SWAN..."Copy !req
1150. "... FLYING GRACEFULLY
OVER THE RICE FIELDS..."Copy !req
1151. ROY ORBISON.Copy !req
1152. TO THE TUNE
OF "ONLY THE LONELY"
BY ROY ORBISON.Copy !req
1153. NO, NOW COME ON,
YOU GUYS.Copy !req
1154. FOCUS, THINK.
PUT YOUR THINKING CAPS ON.Copy !req
1155. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
WHEN YOU THINK OF THANKSGIVING?Copy !req
1156. - LIKE CRANBERRIES
AND INDIANS.
- FOOTBALL!Copy !req
1157. FOOTBALL, YEAH!
GET SOME!Copy !req
1158. GOOD FOR YOU.
NO.Copy !req
1159. OH HEY, LEWIS
HAS GOT A GOOD IDEA.
GEORGE WASHINGTON.Copy !req
1160. - WOW!
- Harry: WHO?Copy !req
1161. - HE ONLY INVENTED MONEY.
- VERY GOOD, LLOYD.Copy !req
1162. HOW ABOUT A FLOAT
OF GEORGE WASHINGTON
CROSSING THE DELAWARE?Copy !req
1163. - OOH, OR MAYBE A RIVER.
- LIKE THE ATLANTIC.Copy !req
1164. OKAY, SO IT'S SETTLED.Copy !req
1165. THIS IS GONNA BE
THE GREATEST THANKSGIVING EVER.Copy !req
1166. YOU MEAN WE HAVE TO—
WE HAVE TO PARADE AROUND
IN FRONT OF EVERYONE?Copy !req
1167. ON A FLOAT
OF GEORGE WASHINGTON?Copy !req
1168. - WE'RE GONNA
LOOK LIKE IDIOTS.
- EXACTLY.Copy !req
1169. NO CHANCE.
WE ARE NOT DOING IT.
NO EFFING WAY.Copy !req
1170. HEY!
HEY, DID I MENTIONCopy !req
1171. THAT IF YOU DON'T MAKE A FLOAT,
IT'S BACK TO HOMEWORK?Copy !req
1172. AND... REAL GRADES.Copy !req
1173. HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?Copy !req
1174. OH— AND ACTUALLY HAVING
TO ATTEND CLASS.Copy !req
1175. NO.Copy !req
1176. WHICH MEANS,
YOU WON'T BE
SO SPECIAL ANYMORE.Copy !req
1177. ♪ CRACK THAT WHIP ♪Copy !req
1178. ♪ GIVE THE PAST
THE SLIP... ♪Copy !req
1179. THAT'S WHAT I WAS
TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
1180. ♪ BREAK YOUR
MOMMA'S BACK ♪Copy !req
1181. ♪ NOW WHIP IT ♪Copy !req
1182. ♪ INTO SHAPE ♪Copy !req
1183. ♪ SHAPE IT UP ♪Copy !req
1184. ♪ GET STRAIGHT ♪Copy !req
1185. ♪ GO FORWARD ♪Copy !req
1186. ♪ MOVE AHEAD ♪Copy !req
1187. ♪ TRY TO DETECT IT,
IT'S NOT TOO LATE ♪Copy !req
1188. ♪ TO WHIP IT ♪Copy !req
1189. ♪ WHIP IT GOOD. ♪Copy !req
1190. HEY, GUYS,
CHECK IT OUT.Copy !req
1191. THANKS, PRINCIPAL COLLINS,
FOR GIVING ME THIS INTERVIEW.Copy !req
1192. ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP.
SO, YOU HAD SOME QUESTIONS?Copy !req
1193. YES, ACTUALLY.Copy !req
1194. LAST YEAR, TOBY WAS
IN AP ENGLISH,Copy !req
1195. AND LEWIS WON
THE SCIENCE FAIR.Copy !req
1196. WHAT ARE THEY DOING IN THIS
NEW SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS?Copy !req
1197. WELL, THAT'S
A POOR QUESTION.Copy !req
1198. IT'S WORDY, PEDANTIC—
A GOOD QUESTION GETS
RIGHT TO THE POINT.Copy !req
1199. EXAMPLE—
WHERE'S MY CHEST?Copy !req
1200. CHEST?
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
1201. OH, I THINK
YOU DO.Copy !req
1202. YOU KNOW, MY PARENTS
ARE GONNA WONDER WHERE I AM.Copy !req
1203. ONE PHONE CALL
FROM THE PRINCIPAL WILL
TAKE CARE OF THAT, MY DEAR.Copy !req
1204. HELLO, IT'S ME, BRENDA.Copy !req
1205. JESSICA'S FRIEND?Copy !req
1206. YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO BE
PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTERCopy !req
1207. IN THE LIBRARY TONIGHT,Copy !req
1208. 'CAUSE WE HAVE
A BIG EXAM TOMORROW.
MACRO... ECONOMICS,Copy !req
1209. AND IT'S REALLY HARD.Copy !req
1210. OOH, THEY STILL HAVE
MY TWO FAVORITE FLAVORS,Copy !req
1211. CHERRY AND GREEN.Copy !req
1212. - YEAH.
- OH, HEY, FELLAS.Copy !req
1213. YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?
YEAH.Copy !req
1214. OH, IT'S GONNA BE GOOD.Copy !req
1215. YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GO CRAZY.Copy !req
1216. I'M GONNA HAVE TWO FLAVORS.
SUICIDE OF DELICIOUSNESS.Copy !req
1217. - THAT LOOKS SO TASTY, HARRY.
- OH GOD, I WANT THAT.Copy !req
1218. - HE'S MIXING THEM.
- OH, IT'S GONNA TASTE
SO GOOD.Copy !req
1219. I WAS RIGHT.
IT'S REALLYGOOD.Copy !req
1220. HE'S SO LUCKY.Copy !req
1221. MMM, MMM.Copy !req
1222. SUCK IT.Copy !req
1223. I WANT ONE.Copy !req
1224. WE CAN'T GO IN THERE.
WE'LL BE IT.Copy !req
1225. YOU'RE RIGHT...
WE CAN'T.Copy !req
1226. COME HERE.Copy !req
1227. HEY, HEY, LITTLE BUDDY.
HI, HOW YA DOIN'?Copy !req
1228. HEY, YOU WANT
TO MAKE $2?Copy !req
1229. - SURE.
- YEAH?Copy !req
1230. OKAY, ALL YOU GOT TO DO
IS GO IN THERE AND GET US
TWO SLUSHEES.Copy !req
1231. - OKAY.
- OKAY, AS IN
WE GOT A DEAL?Copy !req
1232. YEAH, DEAL.Copy !req
1233. BUT FIRST,
GIVE ME THE $2.Copy !req
1234. I SAID "DOLL HAIRS."Copy !req
1235. PSYCH.
BUT A DEAL'S A DEAL.
IN YOU GO, LITTLE BUDDY.Copy !req
1236. - COME ON.
- FINE, GIVE ME
THE DOLL HAIRS.Copy !req
1237. - HARRY?
- A DEAL'S A DEAL.Copy !req
1238. WOULD YOU TAKE
FIVE BUCKS INSTEAD?Copy !req
1239. GOOD THINKING, HARRY.
GOOD THINKING.Copy !req
1240. ALL RIGHT, BE COOL.
BE COOL.Copy !req
1241. - BE COOL.Copy !req
1242. YEAH, AND SHE'S LIKE,
"YOU BETTER CALL MY MOM."Copy !req
1243. AND I'M LIKE, "WHOA,"
AND SHE'S LIKE, "OH."Copy !req
1244. AND I'M LIKE...Copy !req
1245. IT'S BRENDA.
I'M NEW.Copy !req
1246. OH!
ICE, ICE, BABY.Copy !req
1247. YEAH, I PEED IN THOSE.
ENJOY.Copy !req
1248. GROW UP.Copy !req
1249. - YOU'RE IT.
- ARE NOT.Copy !req
1250. - ARE TOO.
- D2.Copy !req
1251. - CHEWBACCA.
- OOH, GOOD ONE, HARRY.Copy !req
1252. HEY, IT'S JESSICA.Copy !req
1253. HARRY, I THOUGHT
WE WORKED THROUGH THIS.Copy !req
1254. NO, IT'S JESSICA.Copy !req
1255. OH, MUST BE
HER BOYFRIEND'S CAR.Copy !req
1256. - IT'S PRINCIPAL COLLINS!
- PRINCIPAL COLLINS IS
JESSICA'S BOYFRIEND?Copy !req
1257. OH, THAT TOTALLY
MAKES SENSE.Copy !req
1258. THAT'S WHY SHE DIDN'T
WANT HIM TO KNOWCopy !req
1259. WE WERE IN HIS OFFICE
THE OTHER NIGHT.Copy !req
1260. HE CAN'T SEE US HERE.
QUICK, BE CONSPICUOUS!Copy !req
1261. CONSPICUOUS?Copy !req
1262. NO WONDER WE BOTH
STRUCK OUT WITH HER.Copy !req
1263. HOW CAN WE COMPETE WITH
THE SEXUAL POWER OF THE MANCopy !req
1264. WHO OCCUPIES
THE HIGHEST OFFICE
IN THE LAND.Copy !req
1265. YEAH, HE'S LIKE
THE POPE, HARRY.Copy !req
1266. LIKE WE'RE GONNA
SNAKE A CHICK FROM THE POPE.Copy !req
1267. - HERE HE COMES.Copy !req
1268. HARRY, SWITCH.Copy !req
1269. HARRY.
JEEZ, MOSES AND MARY.Copy !req
1270. HEY, LET'S GO
SPY ON THEM.Copy !req
1271. GOOD THINKING, HARRY.Copy !req
1272. - HARRY, BOBSLED!
- LEVER!Copy !req
1273. HANG TWO!
HARRY, GO LEFT!Copy !req
1274. GO LEFT.
CEASE AND DESIST!Copy !req
1275. - CEASE AND DESIST!Copy !req
1276. COME ON, HARRY!
MUSH, MUSH, MUSH.Copy !req
1277. HARRY, GO STRAIGHT.
WARP SPEED, HARRY.
WARP SPEED!Copy !req
1278. IS THAT THE BEST
YOU'VE GOT?Copy !req
1279. HEY, THAT'S MY CART.Copy !req
1280. ♪ IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER,
IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT ♪Copy !req
1281. ♪ RISIN' UP TO THE CHALLENGE
OF OUR RIVALS ♪Copy !req
1282. ♪ AND THE LAST KNOWN
SURVIVOR STALKS HIS PREY
IN THE NIGHT... ♪Copy !req
1283. - ICE CREAM?Copy !req
1284. ARE YOU THINKING
WHAT I'M THINKING, HARRY?Copy !req
1285. - OH YEAH.
- SNACK BREAK!Copy !req
1286. YUMMY!Copy !req
1287. - AAAH! ALL RIGHT—
- HARRY!Copy !req
1288. - THERE THEY ARE!
- BREAK'S OVER!Copy !req
1289. SO WHAT DID YOU TELL
MY PARENTS ON THE PHONE?Copy !req
1290. NOT TO EXPECT YOU
TONIGHT.Copy !req
1291. WELL, SOMEONE'S GOING
TO COME LOOKING FOR ME.Copy !req
1292. OH, I DON'T THINK SO,
MY DEAR.Copy !req
1293. ♪ THE EYE OF THE TIGER. ♪Copy !req
1294. I'M GOING TO ASK YOU
ONE MORE TIME.Copy !req
1295. JESSICA,Copy !req
1296. WHERE'S MY CHEST?Copy !req
1297. I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.Copy !req
1298. DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M
TALKING ABOUT, HMM?Copy !req
1299. YOU DON'T KNOW
WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT?Copy !req
1300. WELL, WELL, WELL.Copy !req
1301. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
IT APPEARS TO BE A TAPE.Copy !req
1302. - THAT'S NOT YOUR TAPE.
- DON'T PLAY WITH ME, DEAR.Copy !req
1303. YOU'RE WAY
OUT OF YOUR LEAGUE.Copy !req
1304. - Harry: JESSICA!Copy !req
1305. HARRY, LLOYD.Copy !req
1306. YOU GUYS ARE A MESS.Copy !req
1307. WE WERE STILL HUNGRY, SO WE
DECIDED TO GET SOME DESSERT.Copy !req
1308. - IT WAS FUN.
- Lloyd: YEAH.Copy !req
1309. IT WAS FUN UNTIL HARRY
DECIDED TO PUT HIS WIENER
IN MY EAR.Copy !req
1310. - SORRY ABOUT THAT.
- IT'S ALL RIGHT.Copy !req
1311. SO IT LOOKS LIKE
THE BEST MAN WON.Copy !req
1312. WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US
YOUR BOYFRIEND WAS
PRINCIPAL COLLINS?Copy !req
1313. WHAT?Copy !req
1314. Lloyd on tape: Jessica!Copy !req
1315. - ♪ You light up my life... ♪
- IS THAT MY MIX TAPE?Copy !req
1316. IT'S BEING USED
FOR YOUR SEDUCTION?Copy !req
1317. I'M FLATTERED.Copy !req
1318. LLOYD, WHEN WE WERE
IN PRINCIPAL COLLINS OFFICE,Copy !req
1319. DID YOU SEE ANY KIND
OF CHEST?Copy !req
1320. YOU MEAN LIKE HARRY'S
TREASURE CHEST? SURE,
I KNOW WHERE THAT IS.Copy !req
1321. YOU FOUND MY TREASURE?
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?Copy !req
1322. THREE WORDS— I DID.
YOU WERE JUST ALL MAD AT ME.
YOU WOULDN'T EVEN LISTEN.Copy !req
1323. - YEAH, WELL,
I'M LISTENING NOW.
- ME TOO.Copy !req
1324. - THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART.
- HARRY, LLOYD,Copy !req
1325. LISTEN TO ME, I ONLY HAVE
TIME TO SAY THIS ONCE.Copy !req
1326. Lloyd's voice:
GOD, SHE'S SO CUTE.Copy !req
1327. LOOK AT HER TEETH.Copy !req
1328. I BET SHE CAN
BITE THROUGH ANYTHING.Copy !req
1329. YEAH, SHE COULD.Copy !req
1330. YOU GOTTA GET
WHAT'S IN THE CHEST,
AND MAKE SURE EVERYBODY...Copy !req
1331. Harry's voice:
I WONDER WHAT LLOYD'S
THINKING ABOUT.Copy !req
1332. LOOK AT ALL THAT HAIR.
SHE MUST HAVE MILLIONS
OF TINY HOLES IN HER HEAD.Copy !req
1333. OTHERWISE, IT WOULD JUST
BUNCH UP ALL IN HER BRAIN.Copy !req
1334. SO GUYS,
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME?Copy !req
1335. - YEAH, SURE!
- YEAH, YEAH.Copy !req
1336. - I WAS, YOU KNOW—
- YEAH, SURE.Copy !req
1337. Lloyd on tape:
I'm a Pisces.Copy !req
1338. And that's
the sign of the badger.
I love picnics...Copy !req
1339. YOU GUYS GOTTA GO
GET THAT CHEST,Copy !req
1340. AND SHOW THE WORLD
WHAT COLLINS HAS BEEN DOING.Copy !req
1341. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I CAN GET OUT OF THIS
ANYTIME I WANT.Copy !req
1342. AND I'M GETTING THE STORY
EVERY HIGH SCHOOL REPORTER
DREAMS OF.Copy !req
1343. Lloyd on tape:
Come on, Jessica.Copy !req
1344. Don't push me,
'cause I'm...Copy !req
1345. GO, GET OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
1346. - GOTCHA, YOU—
- STOP!Copy !req
1347. - WHAT?
- I DON'T THINK THIS IS
THE RIGHT THING TO DO.Copy !req
1348. HARRY, WE DON'T
EVEN KNOW WHAT'S IN THERE.
YOU'RE OVERREACTING.Copy !req
1349. I DON'T KNOW
WHO WE ARE ANYMORE.Copy !req
1350. YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
1351. BUT I FEEL LIKE I DESERVE
MUCH MORE OF THIS TREASURECopy !req
1352. - 'CAUSE I WAS
THE ONE THAT FOUND IT.
- MY MOM GAVE ME THE MAP.Copy !req
1353. - BUT I LUGGED IT ALL OVER TOWN.
- I MADE THE POLAR BEAR PANTS.Copy !req
1354. - I ATE YOUR MOM'S PIE!
- I FOUND THAT ROCK!Copy !req
1355. IT WAS A DIAMOND,
AND YOU SWALLOWED IT.Copy !req
1356. WE WERE ALL OUT
OF TOP HATS.Copy !req
1357. ENOUGH! WHAT HAS
THIS CURSED CHEST DONE TO US?Copy !req
1358. YOU KNOW, LLOYD,Copy !req
1359. THE REAL TREASURE
IS OUR FRIENDSHIP.Copy !req
1360. YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
ON THE OTHER HAND...Copy !req
1361. OH.Copy !req
1362. - WHAT'S ALL THIS?Copy !req
1363. OH...
IT'S FULL OF FILES.Copy !req
1364. THERE'S PICTURESCopy !req
1365. AND DOCUMENTS.Copy !req
1366. IT'S AMAZING!Copy !req
1367. OHHH.Copy !req
1368. HEY, LLOYD, THIS LOOKS
LIKE ONE OF YOUR MIX TAPES.Copy !req
1369. MAYBE IT'S FROM THE PIRATE
WHO BURIED THIS TREASURE.Copy !req
1370. YOU SHOULD GO
PUT IT ON.Copy !req
1371. Collins on tape:
Principal's log,
September 23rd.Copy !req
1372. Check, check, check.
Sound check.Copy !req
1373. HEY, IT'S
PRINCIPAL COLLINS.Copy !req
1374. THAT MAKES TOTAL SENSE.
I FOUND THE TREASURE CHEST
IN HIS OFFICE.Copy !req
1375. - grant money...
- THIS MIX TAPE ISN'T
AS GOOD AS YOURS, LLOYD.Copy !req
1376. - NO.
- Sound, check,
check, check.Copy !req
1377. - HE SPEAKS PRETTY GOOD CHINESE.
- THAT'S NOT CHINESE.Copy !req
1378. - THAT'S CHINESE.Copy !req
1379. - YEAH.
- OH YEAH.Copy !req
1380. And that is how I,
Principal Collins,Copy !req
1381. became the mastermind
behind this glorious plan.Copy !req
1382. It's the crime
of the century.Copy !req
1383. HE'S RIGHT.
WE HAVE COMMITTED THE CRIME
OF THE CENTURY.Copy !req
1384. WE NEVER
THANKED HIM FOR GIVING US
THE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS!Copy !req
1385. BUT WHAT DO WE DO?Copy !req
1386. - Lloyd: I HAVE AN IDEA.Copy !req
1387. P.A.: Welcome to
the Providence Hills
High SchoolCopy !req
1388. Thanksgiving parade!Copy !req
1389. Aren't you glad
you're not watching football?Copy !req
1390. This year's theme,
white meat or dark?Copy !req
1391. Floats and exhibits from
all classes and organizations.Copy !req
1392. So enjoy.Copy !req
1393. WHAT THE HELL
IS THAT?Copy !req
1394. WHAT DID
YOU MORONS DO?Copy !req
1395. WHERE'S GEORGE WASHINGTON?
WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS?Copy !req
1396. - LOOKS GREAT, DOESN'T HE?
- NO.Copy !req
1397. - WHAT WERE YOU GUYS THINKING?
- Terri: WHY'D YOU GIVE HIM
A MAKEOVER?Copy !req
1398. SORRY I'M LATE.
WOKE UP TIED TO THE BED.Copy !req
1399. SOMEBODY CUT MY HAIR
WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.Copy !req
1400. HEY, THAT'S MY HAIR!Copy !req
1401. It's the marching band's
musical tribute to stuffing.Copy !req
1402. Please do not throw cigarettes
at the floats.Copy !req
1403. I'VE SEARCHED EVERYWHERE
AND NO LUCK.Copy !req
1404. THE CHEST IS
STILL OUT THERE.Copy !req
1405. THAT'S WHY WE GET THE CHECK
AS SOON AS ZIMMER SHOWS UPCopy !req
1406. AND BLOW THIS POP STAND BEFORE
ANYBODY FINDS OUT ANYTHING.Copy !req
1407. THE BAND
SOUNDS TERRIBLE.Copy !req
1408. I KNOW, I SOLD ALL
THE WIND INSTRUMENTS.Copy !req
1409. HAWAIIAN AIR,
BUSINESS CLASS.Copy !req
1410. - YOU LIKE YOUR NEW COAT?
- I LOVE IT.Copy !req
1411. THAT'S WHY OUR MASCOT
ISN'T A STALLION ANYMORE.Copy !req
1412. - THIS IS HORSE?
- NO, NO, NO,
I SOLD THE HORSE,Copy !req
1413. - TO PAY FOR THE—
- I DIDN'T KNOW HORSE
COULD FEEL THIS SOFT.Copy !req
1414. THAT'S NOT HORSE, HONEY.
YES, YES, IT IS SOFT.Copy !req
1415. SO WHAT DO YOU THINK
OF THE FLOAT?Copy !req
1416. - GUYS, THIS IS MUCH BETTER.
- YEAH.Copy !req
1417. PRINCIPAL COLLINS IS
A WAY GREATER AMERICANCopy !req
1418. THAN GEORGE WASHINGTON
WILL EVER BE.Copy !req
1419. I DON'T GET IT.
WHY'D YOU MAKE HIM
A PIRATE?Copy !req
1420. I'LL TELL YOU WHY.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE
THESE DOCUMENTS.Copy !req
1421. THEY PROVIDE EVIDENCE
OF A LONG HISTORY OF FRAUD
AND EMBEZZLEMENTCopy !req
1422. FROM THE SCHOOL
BY PRINCIPAL COLLINS
AND MS. HELLER,Copy !req
1423. A.K.A. THE LUNCH LADY.Copy !req
1424. - HUH?
- MY GOD, CAN YOU
BELIEVE YOUR EARS?Copy !req
1425. YEAH, NO CLICKS
AND WHISTLES.Copy !req
1426. SHE SPEAKS THE ENGLISH
PERFECTLY.Copy !req
1427. LLOYD, YOU'RE
A GREAT TEACHER.Copy !req
1428. CHING CHONG,
WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR
BEAUTIFUL ASIAN ACCENT?Copy !req
1429. OH, ACTUALLY MY NAME
IS CINDY.Copy !req
1430. THE ACCENT JUST
HELPS ME MEET BOYS.Copy !req
1431. YOU WANT IT BACK?Copy !req
1432. YOU GOT IT, JOE.Copy !req
1433. LOOK AT THIS.
COLLINS TOOK $2000Copy !req
1434. THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO
TO A NEW STATE-OF-THE-ART
STALLION MASCOT UNIFORM.Copy !req
1435. WAIT, WHAT?
LET ME SEE.Copy !req
1436. WHY HAVE I BEEN
WEARING THIS ONE
WITH PUKE IN THE HEAD?Copy !req
1437. - YOU SERIOUS?
- AM I— SMELL.Copy !req
1438. WE GOT TO TELL PEOPLE
ABOUT COLLINS.Copy !req
1439. - HEY, SUPERINTENDENT.
- I'M NOT SURE I CAN DO THIS.Copy !req
1440. WE GOT TO NAIL THIS GUY.
YOU'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
1441. JUST MAKE SURE
HE TAKES THAT CHECK.Copy !req
1442. DETECTIVE, YOU KNOW,Copy !req
1443. HE'S GONNA BE EXPECTING
MOFFITT TO BE... SPECIAL.Copy !req
1444. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
I STUDIED ACTING AT
THE POLICE ACADEMY.Copy !req
1445. - POLICE ACADEMY?
- YOU'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
1446. JUST REMEMBER YOUR LINES.
IT'S SHOW TIME.Copy !req
1447. - PRINCIPAL COLLINS.
- SUPERINTENDENT ZIMMER.Copy !req
1448. - HELLO.
- HELLO, HELLO.Copy !req
1449. I'D LIKE TO INTRODUCE YOU
TO RICHARD MOFFITT,Copy !req
1450. FORMER SPECIAL NEEDS STUDENT,
NOW AMERICAN SUCCESS STORY.Copy !req
1451. - WELL...
- GO AHEAD.Copy !req
1452. IT'S A VERY GREAT
PLEASURE TO MEET YOU, SIR.Copy !req
1453. VERY...Copy !req
1454. VERY GREAT PLEASURE.Copy !req
1455. WELL, IS THAT
WHAT I THINK IT IS?Copy !req
1456. YOUR LITTLE GIFT
FOR THE SCHOOL?Copy !req
1457. YES.Copy !req
1458. I DREW THIS.Copy !req
1459. SPECIAL NEEDS.Copy !req
1460. - TIME FOR FRENCH FRIES NOW.
- OH, YES.Copy !req
1461. BUT THE CHECK WILL BE
PRESENTED THIS MORNING?Copy !req
1462. I'M VERY STRONG.Copy !req
1463. YES, YOU ARE.
I HAVE YOUR CHECK RIGHT HERE.Copy !req
1464. BUT I THINK MR. MOFFITT
IS INTERESTED IN SEEINGCopy !req
1465. THE SPECIAL NEEDS FLOAT
FIRST.Copy !req
1466. I CAN TURN ON
ALL THE FAUCETS IN MY HOUSE.Copy !req
1467. EVEN THE HOSE.Copy !req
1468. - BUT WE DON'T DRINK
FROM THE HOSE, DO WE?
- NO.Copy !req
1469. P.A.: There's
the special needs float.Copy !req
1470. OH, HERE THEY COME!
WAIT TILL YOU SEE WHAT
THE CHILDREN HAVE DONE.Copy !req
1471. YES.Copy !req
1472. Collins's voice:
This is visionary.Copy !req
1473. I think I've finally figured
out a way to bilk this school
out of enough moneyCopy !req
1474. to get us that condo
in Waikiki.Copy !req
1475. - Heller's voice:
Baby, you've done it all.
- Collins: Small potatoes.Copy !req
1476. The Richard Moffitt
Special Needs Grant.Copy !req
1477. The State is giving
100 grand in his nameCopy !req
1478. - to every school that has...
- THAT SOUNDS LIKE YOU!Copy !req
1479. OH MY GOD,
THEY GOT THE CHEST.Copy !req
1480. - Heller: You got the extender?
- Collins: No.Copy !req
1481. NOTHING THEY DO MAKES
ANY SENSE, WHICH IS—
WHICH IS—Copy !req
1482. - WHICH IS WHY WE CREATED
THE SPECIAL NEEDS CLASS...Copy !req
1483. YOU'RE GOING DOWN, COLLINS!Copy !req
1484. AND WHY WE NEED THAT CHECK.Copy !req
1485. HE STOLE THE SCHOOL'S MONEY!Copy !req
1486. PONY.Copy !req
1487. HEY, THERE'S
PRINCIPAL COLLINS!Copy !req
1488. P.A.:
Please remain seated.Copy !req
1489. SOMEBODY STOP HIM!Copy !req
1490. HUH, HE'S COMING BACK.Copy !req
1491. - HEY, HEY!Copy !req
1492. WOW! GO!Copy !req
1493. HEY, HEY!Copy !req
1494. - HEY!Copy !req
1495. Collins's voice:
Check in hand.Copy !req
1496. ALL I WANTED
WAS A CONDO IN WAIKIKI.Copy !req
1497. - WATCH YOUR HANDS, PIGGY!
- GET IN THE CAR.Copy !req
1498. WOW, THEY GET
THEIR OWN POLICE ESCORT.Copy !req
1499. - WHOA.Copy !req
1500. ALL OUR HARD WORK
PAYS OFF.Copy !req
1501. - YEAH?
- HE'S GOING TO JAIL
FOR A LONG TIME.Copy !req
1502. PRINCIPAL OF JAIL?
WOW, THAT'S A PROMOTION.Copy !req
1503. - YEAH, THOSE INMATES
ARE LUCKY.
- YEAH.Copy !req
1504. - HEY, JESSICA!
- HI!Copy !req
1505. I— I GUESS
I'LL SEE YOU GUYS LATER.Copy !req
1506. OH MY GOD.
SHE'S TWO-TIMING
PRINCIPAL COLLINS.Copy !req
1507. YEAH, WITH THAT
COMPLETE LOSER.Copy !req
1508. - Harry: HE'S PROBABLY A JOCK.
- JESSICA, WHAT ARE YOU
THINKING?Copy !req
1509. CHECK OUT THOSE STUPID
BUTT-UGLY JEANS.Copy !req
1510. HAS SOURED ME ON WOMEN
FOREVER.Copy !req
1511. YEAH, WE SHOULD
NEVER LET A WOMAN COME
BETWEEN US AGAIN.Copy !req
1512. THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
WE LEARNED A VERY VALUABLE
LESSON HERE, HARRY.Copy !req
1513. - WE'RE NOT EVER
GONNA FORGET THAT.
- YEAH.Copy !req
1514. EXCUSE US.
YOU'RE HARRY AND LLOYD, RIGHT?Copy !req
1515. - ACTUALLY, I'M HARRY
AND HE'S LLOYD.
- LLOYD.Copy !req
1516. WELL, WE'RE THE FELCHERS.Copy !req
1517. MY NAME'S FREIDA,
AND THIS IS RITA.Copy !req
1518. - HI, BOYS.
- Both: HI.Copy !req
1519. WE'RE GONNA GO CHECK OUT
THE ALL-GIRLS COLLEGE.Copy !req
1520. DO YOU GUYS WANNA COME?Copy !req
1521. - SURE!
- NO, WAIT, HARRY, HARRY!Copy !req
1522. JUST A SECOND.
WE'RE JUST GONNA...Copy !req
1523. LISTEN, WE GOT TO FIGURE OUT
WHO GETS WHO, ALL RIGHT?
NO MORE COMPETITION.Copy !req
1524. - RIGHT.
- OKAY, SO... AHEM.
PICK ONE.Copy !req
1525. - THE ONE ON THE LEFT.Copy !req
1526. - WHAT'S WRONG?
- THAT'S THE ONE
THAT I WANTED.Copy !req
1527. - NO.
- YEAH.Copy !req
1528. - SHE'S ONE OF A KIND.Copy !req
1529. TRY ONE IN A MILLION.Copy !req
1530. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?Copy !req
1531. - YOU TAKE HER.
- NO, LLOYD, I'M NOT
GOING TO DO THAT TO YOU.Copy !req
1532. IT'S OKAY, HARRY,
I'LL FIND SOMEBODY.Copy !req
1533. I'M NOT DOING IT.
REMEMBER,Copy !req
1534. CHICKS ARE FOR FAGS.Copy !req
1535. THAT'S A GOOD ONE, HARRY.Copy !req
1536. I'LL HANDLE THIS.Copy !req
1537. YEAH.
WHY DON'T YOU GO AHEAD
AND GO ON WITHOUT US?Copy !req
1538. WHAT?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?Copy !req
1539. SOMEDAY YOU MIGHT MEET
SOMEBODY AS SPECIAL AS
MY FRIEND HARRY UP THERE,Copy !req
1540. BUT I DOUBT IT.Copy !req
1541. OH AND UH...
YOUR LITTLE FRIEND OVER THERE,Copy !req
1542. SHE'S— SHE'S NICE TOO.Copy !req
1543. - WHAT?Copy !req
1544. LOOK OUT, HARRY!Copy !req
1545. OH, HARRY! OH GOD, HARRY!Copy !req
1546. - OH GOD, HARRY!Copy !req
1547. LOSERS!Copy !req
1548. OH! OH, THAT WAS
CLOSE, HUH, HARRY?Copy !req
1549. OH! I GOT DIRT
ON MY SHIRT.Copy !req
1550. HOW GROSS IS THIS?
HARRY?Copy !req
1551. - OHH!Copy !req
1552. HARRY?
YOU GOT TO LOOK
BOTH WAYS, BUDDY.Copy !req
1553. CHARLIE!Copy !req
1554. - OH MY GOD.
- HEY.Copy !req
1555. IT'S YOU.Copy !req
1556. YOU'RE THE GUY
THAT CRAPPED UP MY HOUSE!Copy !req
1557. WHAT ARE YOU—
YOU'RE COVERED IN SHIT!Copy !req
1558. WHAT ARE YOU—
MY CAR'S COVERED
IN SHIT!Copy !req
1559. - NO, NO, IT'S NOT THAT.
- OH MY GOD! NO, STOP!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?Copy !req
1560. - NOT HELPING.
- HARRY? HARRY?Copy !req
1561. - THERE'S SHIT ALL OVER MY CAR!
- HARRY, HARRY, LET'S GO.Copy !req
1562. WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU?Copy !req
1563. - YOU OKAY, BUDDY?
- YEAH.Copy !req
1564. - THERE'S POO ALL OVER MY HOOD!
- WHAT'S UP WITH THAT GUY?Copy !req
1565. BEAT'S ME.
HE'S JESSICA'S DAD.Copy !req
1566. - SHE SAYS HE'S REALLY ANAL.
- OHH, OOH!Copy !req
1567. - THAT'S GROSS.
- I KNOW.Copy !req
1568. THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!
HEY, COME BACK HERE!Copy !req
1569. I'M NOT CLEANING THIS UP!
I'M GONNA HAVE TO HAVE
THIS TOWED.Copy !req
1570. COME BACK HERE!
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MINDS?Copy !req
1571. WHAT IS IT WITH YOU
AND FECAL MATTER?Copy !req
1572. LOOK AT THIS!Copy !req
1573. - FOUR, TRéS, TWO, UNO.Copy !req
1574. THAT'S ENOUGH!Copy !req
1575. THAT—Copy !req
1576. - THAT'S ENOUGH!
- AAAH!Copy !req
1577. - CLASS DISMISSED!
- COME ON, HARRY.Copy !req
1578. - LEWIS!
- SLOW, EASY BOY!Copy !req
1579. OH, SNAPS!Copy !req
1580. - HI.Copy !req
1581. MRS. D., YOU SURE HAVE
A GREAT LOOKING PIE.Copy !req
1582. YOU PUT YOUR MEAT
IN MY MOM'S PIE.Copy !req
1583. YOU'RE IT!
AND NO TAP—Copy !req
1584. - IT WAS HIM.Copy !req
1585. ENOU— OH SHIT,
I'M SORRY.Copy !req
1586. GET BACK,
GET BACK.Copy !req
1587. - WHY ARE YOU DRESSED LIKE THAT?
- 'CAUSE YOU SAID!Copy !req
1588. - NO, HARRY, I SAID,
"DON'T DRESS LIKE A QUEEN!"
- OH.Copy !req
1589. GET UP, GET UP,
GET UP, GET UP!Copy !req
1590. UH... SO...Copy !req
1591. YOU'RE NOT
IN THE STORE, HUH?Copy !req
1592. YEAH, WE'RE CLOSED.
GET OUTTA HERE.Copy !req
1593. ACTUALLY, WE HAVE
SOMETHING FOR YOU.Copy !req
1594. - YOU'RE IT.Copy !req
1595. ARE WE EVEN FILMING?Copy !req
1596. - DON'T YOU—Copy !req
1597. DON'T YOU SNAP
AT ME LIKE THAT.Copy !req
1598. DON'T YOU SNAP
AT ME LIKE THAT.
YOU'RE LUCKY—Copy !req
1599. DON'T YOU SNAP
AT ME LIKE—Copy !req
1600. THAT IS SHIT!Copy !req
1601. OH, GOD, AAAH!Copy !req
1602. HARRY—
STOP!Copy !req
1603. - HARRY, LLOYD—
- CUT!Copy !req
1604. WHY'VE I BEEN...Copy !req
1605. OKAY, BACK TO ONE.Copy !req
1606. YOU WANT ME TO SAY
SHIT OR POO?Copy !req
1607. OH MY GOD!
OHH!Copy !req
1608. OOPSIE-DAISY.Copy !req
1609. LLOYD?
DID YOU JUST FART?Copy !req
1610. - CUT IT.Copy !req
1611. ♪ HOW MANY WORDS CAN YOU
FIT INSIDE A SUITCASE? ♪Copy !req
1612. ♪ PACKED IT SO TIGHT
THAT YOU COULDN'T SING A TUNE ♪Copy !req
1613. ♪ YOU FELL DOWN THE STAIRS
'CAUSE YOU DIDN'T TIE
YOUR BOOTLACE ♪Copy !req
1614. ♪ GIVEN A CHOICE
COULD YOU CHOOSE? ♪Copy !req
1615. ♪ YOU WENT FOR A WALK AND YOU
CAME ACROSS A COOL PLACE ♪Copy !req
1616. ♪ RESTED YOUR HEAD
WITH A VODKA BY THE POOL ♪Copy !req
1617. ♪ YOU WENT FOR A SWIM AND YOU
FOUND THAT YOU WERE SINKING ♪Copy !req
1618. ♪ DON'T YOU KNOW POOLS
ARE FOR FOOLS? ♪Copy !req
1619. ♪ GIVEN THE CHOICE
COULD YOU CHOOSE? ♪Copy !req
1620. ♪ GROOVIN' ALONG
ALL ALONE IN THE PARK ♪Copy !req
1621. ♪ SINGING A SONG 'CAUSE YOU'RE
AFRAID OF THE DARK ♪Copy !req
1622. ♪ RUNNING AWAY FROM A WORLD
THAT CAN'T WALK ♪Copy !req
1623. ♪ SWINGING YOUR HIPS
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK... ♪Copy !req
1624. ♪ SHOWING YOUR GIRL
'BOUT A NATURAL WAY OF LIVING ♪Copy !req
1625. ♪ GOT BIT IN THE ASS
BY A TIGER AT THE ZOO ♪Copy !req
1626. ♪ AND WHEN YOU GOT HOME
YOU JUST PASSED OUT
IN THE KITCHEN ♪Copy !req
1627. ♪ NOW YOU GOT NO ONE
TO LOSE ♪Copy !req
1628. ♪ RAN TO THE STORE AND THEY
SOLD YOU ON THE FUTURE ♪Copy !req
1629. ♪ BIT IN YOUR LIP AND YOU
START TO CRACK A SMILE ♪Copy !req
1630. ♪ COME UP WITH A PLAN,
BUT THAT DOESN'T
REALLY MATTER ♪Copy !req
1631. ♪ WHEN YOU GOT
NO REASON WHY ♪Copy !req
1632. ♪ GIVEN A CHOICE
COULD YOU TRY? ♪Copy !req