1. Excuse me.Copy !req
2. Could you tell me how to get
to the medical school?Copy !req
3. I'm supposed to be doing a lecture
in about 20 minutes,Copy !req
4. and my driver's
a bit lost.Copy !req
5. You go straight ahead,Copy !req
6. and, uh, you make a left
over the bridge.Copy !req
7. That's a lovely accent
you have.Copy !req
8. - New Jersey?
- Austria.Copy !req
9. Austria!
Well, then...Copy !req
10. G'day, mate.Copy !req
11. Let's put another
shrimp on the barbie.Copy !req
12. Let's not.Copy !req
13. Now, who's got
the wiener schnitzel?Copy !req
14. Beautiful.
There you go, Dolf.Copy !req
15. There you go, buddy.
Yeah.Copy !req
16. Let's see.Copy !req
17. Next, we got
roast beef au jus.Copy !req
18. Who's got
the roast beef au jus?Copy !req
19. Stella, beautiful.
Bon appetit, Stella.Copy !req
20. Oui oui, yeah.Copy !req
21. Walk away.
Go on. Go on.Copy !req
22. Last but not least-
foot-long!Copy !req
23. Who's got the foot-long?Copy !req
24. There you-
very funny, rascal.Copy !req
25. Very funny.
In your dreams.Copy !req
26. Harry, why haven't you
dropped those dogs off at the show yet?Copy !req
27. Uh, sir, I didn't
want to send themCopy !req
28. to a performance
on an empty stomach, sir.Copy !req
29. - Get a move on it!
- Yes, sir.Copy !req
30. Mutt cutts.
10-4.Copy !req
31. Whew.Copy !req
32. Suck me sideways.Copy !req
33. Hello.
How are you?Copy !req
34. I'll be out
in one minute.Copy !req
35. Why are you going
to the airport?Copy !req
36. Flying somewhere?Copy !req
37. How'd you guess?Copy !req
38. I saw your luggage.Copy !req
39. Then when I noticed
the airline ticket,Copy !req
40. I put two and two
together.Copy !req
41. So where're you headed?Copy !req
42. Aspen.Copy !req
43. Mmm... California.Copy !req
44. Beautiful.Copy !req
45. Name's Christmas,
Lloyd Christmas.Copy !req
46. I'm Mary Swanson.Copy !req
47. This isn't my real job,
you know.Copy !req
48. - No?
- Nope, my friend Harry and ICopy !req
49. are saving up our money
to open our own pet store.Copy !req
50. That's nice.Copy !req
51. - I got worms.
- I beg your pardon?Copy !req
52. That's what we're going to call it-
I Got Worms.Copy !req
53. We're going to specialize
in selling worm farms,Copy !req
54. you know,
like ant farms.Copy !req
55. What's the matter?Copy !req
56. A little tense
about the flight?Copy !req
57. Something like that.Copy !req
58. There's really nothing
to worry about, Mary.Copy !req
59. Statistically,
they say you're more likelyCopy !req
60. to get killed
on the way to the airport,Copy !req
61. you know, like in a head-on crash
or flying off a cliffCopy !req
62. or getting trapped
under a gas truck-Copy !req
63. That's the worst.
I have this cousin-Copy !req
64. well, I had this cousin.Copy !req
65. Lloyd, could you keep
your eyes on the road, please?Copy !req
66. Oh. Yeah.Copy !req
67. Good thinking.Copy !req
68. Can't be too careful.Copy !req
69. A lot of bad drivers
out there.Copy !req
70. Hey, watch it!Copy !req
71. Okay, gang,
you know the rules-Copy !req
72. no humping, no pushing,
no sniffing heinies.Copy !req
73. Where have you been? My dogs were
supposed to be here 40 minutes ago!Copy !req
74. Now I hardly have any time
to primp them.Copy !req
75. Don't worry about a thing,
Mrs. Neugy-burger.Copy !req
76. - Neugeboren!
- Neug-neug-neug-Copy !req
77. - Boren!
- Boren.Copy !req
78. These pooches aren't going to
need any primping.Copy !req
79. You know why?
I'll tell you why.Copy !req
80. Because I bathed them
and I clipped them myself.Copy !req
81. And I stand by
my performance.Copy !req
82. You know,
on second thought,Copy !req
83. you might just want to run
a comb through 'em.Copy !req
84. Male voice:
The white zone is for the immediateCopy !req
85. loading and unloading
of passengers only.Copy !req
86. No parking.Copy !req
87. Thanks.
Here you go.Copy !req
88. Oh no, Mary.Copy !req
89. I couldn't possibly
accept that,Copy !req
90. not after all
we've been through.Copy !req
91. Thank you, Lloyd.Copy !req
92. - Uh, good luck with your worms.
- Yeah.Copy !req
93. Hey.Copy !req
94. How about a hug?Copy !req
95. The white zone
is for the immediateCopy !req
96. loading and unloading
of passengers only.Copy !req
97. No parking.Copy !req
98. I hate goodbyes.Copy !req
99. Uh, Lloyd-Copy !req
100. Just go.Copy !req
101. Be strong.Copy !req
102. Woman over PA:
Mr. Dan Mitchell,Copy !req
103. please pick up
the white courtesy phone.Copy !req
104. Mr. Dan Mitchell, please pick up
the white courtesy phone...Copy !req
105. She's gonna leave the briefcase
near the escalator.Copy !req
106. - You make the pickup.
- Piece of cake.Copy !req
107. Hi!Copy !req
108. Passenger Maura Tadge,Copy !req
109. please pick up
the white courtesy phone.Copy !req
110. You have a message.Copy !req
111. Passenger Maura Tadge.Copy !req
112. Agh! Mary!Copy !req
113. There's our payday.Copy !req
114. She left it.
Let's go.Copy !req
115. Excuse me!
Coming through!Copy !req
116. Move it or lose it,
sister!Copy !req
117. Hey!Copy !req
118. Eenie...Copy !req
119. meenie... minie...Copy !req
120. mo!Copy !req
121. Hold that plane!Copy !req
122. Sir, you can't
go in there!Copy !req
123. It's okay!Copy !req
124. I'm a limo driver!Copy !req
125. Agh!Copy !req
126. Whew...Copy !req
127. Hi, Lloyd.Copy !req
128. Hi, Harry.Copy !req
129. - How was your day?
- Not bad.Copy !req
130. Fell off
the jetway again.Copy !req
131. Who the hell you figureCopy !req
132. this guy's
working for, anyway?Copy !req
133. I don't know.Copy !req
134. We sure as hell
better find out.Copy !req
135. The ulcer?Copy !req
136. I'll live.Copy !req
137. - So you got fired again, huh?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
138. They always freak out when you leave
the scene of an accident, you know?Copy !req
139. Yeah, well,
I lost my job too.Copy !req
140. Man! You are
one pathetic loser.Copy !req
141. No offense.Copy !req
142. No. None taken.Copy !req
143. You know what really
chaffs my ass, though?Copy !req
144. I spent my life's savingsCopy !req
145. turning my van
into a dog.Copy !req
146. Hi, Petey!Copy !req
147. The alarm alone
cost me 200.Copy !req
148. Hey!
Chicks love it.Copy !req
149. It's a shaggin' wagon.Copy !req
150. What's with
the briefcase?Copy !req
151. It's a love memento.Copy !req
152. The most beautiful
woman alive,Copy !req
153. I drove her
to the airport.Copy !req
154. Sparks flew,
emotions ran high.Copy !req
155. She actually
talked to me, man.Copy !req
156. Get outta here.Copy !req
157. Oh, yeah yeah.
Tractor beam-Copy !req
158. sucked me right in.Copy !req
159. Anyway...Copy !req
160. she left this
in the terminalCopy !req
161. and flew to Aspen
and out of my life.Copy !req
162. What's in it?Copy !req
163. Man... I would
have to be a lowlifeCopy !req
164. to go rootin' around in somebody else's
private property.Copy !req
165. - Is it locked?
- Yeah, really well.Copy !req
166. There's two of them.
One of them's got a gun.Copy !req
167. Did you pay
the gas bill?Copy !req
168. Hey-Copy !req
169. Do you realize what you've done?Copy !req
170. I'm sorry.
I say we bail.Copy !req
171. Okay.Copy !req
172. Briefcase ain't here.Copy !req
173. They must have
taken it with them.Copy !req
174. Well, he's got to
come home sometime.Copy !req
175. Maybe we should
trash the place,Copy !req
176. send him
a little message.Copy !req
177. I don't think he's going to get
that message, Joe.Copy !req
178. I mean, the guy's got worms
in his living room.Copy !req
179. Well.Copy !req
180. Oh, I got
a better idea.Copy !req
181. "I tought I taw
a puddy cat.Copy !req
182. I did. I did. "Copy !req
183. I can't believe
we drove around all dayCopy !req
184. and there's not
a single job in this town.Copy !req
185. There is nothing,
nada, zip!Copy !req
186. Yeah, unless you want
to work 40 hours a week.Copy !req
187. Pfft!Copy !req
188. Here. I'm going to
go to the store.Copy !req
189. Okay, just get
the bare essentials.Copy !req
190. This is the last
of our dough.Copy !req
191. Hey. What do I
look like?Copy !req
192. Cripes!Copy !req
193. Excuse me,
little old lady.Copy !req
194. Uh, do you have
change for a dollar?Copy !req
195. Change?Copy !req
196. No, I'm sorry.
I don't.Copy !req
197. Oh... well, uh,Copy !req
198. could you do me a favor
and watch my stuff hereCopy !req
199. while I go
break a dollar?Copy !req
200. - Of course.
- Thanks.Copy !req
201. Hey. I guess
they're right.Copy !req
202. Senior citizens,Copy !req
203. although slow and dangerous
behind the wheel,Copy !req
204. can still serve
a purpose.Copy !req
205. I'll be right back.
Don't you go dying on me!Copy !req
206. - Ugh!
- Where's the booze?Copy !req
207. I got robbed
by a sweet old ladyCopy !req
208. on a motorized cart.Copy !req
209. I didn't even
see it coming.Copy !req
210. - Harry?
- No...Copy !req
211. - No...
- Harry. Come on, Harry.Copy !req
212. Cheer up.Copy !req
213. It gets worse, Lloyd.Copy !req
214. My parakeet Petey...Copy !req
215. - Yeah?
- ... he's dead.Copy !req
216. Oh, man.
I'm sorry, Harry.Copy !req
217. What happened?Copy !req
218. His head fell off.Copy !req
219. His head fell off?Copy !req
220. Yeah, he was pretty old.Copy !req
221. Ugh!Copy !req
222. That's it.Copy !req
223. I've had it
with this dump!Copy !req
224. We got no food.
We got no jobs.Copy !req
225. Our pets' heads are falling off!Copy !req
226. Okay, just calm down!Copy !req
227. What the hell are we
doing here, Harry?Copy !req
228. We gotta get
out of this town!Copy !req
229. Yeah? And go where?
Where are we gonna go?Copy !req
230. I'll tell you where,Copy !req
231. someplace warm...Copy !req
232. a place where the beer
flows like wine,Copy !req
233. where beautiful women
instinctively flockCopy !req
234. like the salmon
of Capistrano.Copy !req
235. I'm talking about
a little place called...Copy !req
236. Aspen.Copy !req
237. I don't know, Lloyd.
The French are assholes.Copy !req
238. Wait a minute.Copy !req
239. Wait a minute!
I know what you're up to, mister.Copy !req
240. Yeah! You just
wanna go to AspenCopy !req
241. and find that girl
who lost her briefcase,Copy !req
242. and you need me
to drive you there!Copy !req
243. - Right? Am I right?
- Yeah. So?Copy !req
244. - Am I right? Am I right?
- Yeah! So?Copy !req
245. So I wanna go someplace
where we know somebodyCopy !req
246. who can plug us into
the social pipeline.Copy !req
247. No! No no no!
No, Lloyd!Copy !req
248. No! I say we stay here,
we hunt for jobs,Copy !req
249. and we keep saving our money
for the worm store!Copy !req
250. I don't know about you,Copy !req
251. but I am getting
sick and tiredCopy !req
252. of-of running
from creditors!Copy !req
253. You know what I'm sick
and tired of, Harry?Copy !req
254. I'm sick and tired of having to
eke my way through life.Copy !req
255. I'm sick and tired
of being a nobody.Copy !req
256. But most of all...Copy !req
257. I'm sick and tired
of having nobody.Copy !req
258. Okay, Lloyd.Copy !req
259. Aspen it is.Copy !req
260. You'd better not
be foolin'.Copy !req
261. Okay okay,Copy !req
262. just let it out.
Have a good cry.Copy !req
263. Come on.Copy !req
264. Okay.Copy !req
265. Okay, that's enough.Copy !req
266. Lloyd,
what are you doing?Copy !req
267. It feels like you're running
at an incredible rate, Harry.Copy !req
268. Would you quit it?
We're not even through Connecticut yet,Copy !req
269. and already
you're annoying me.Copy !req
270. - Sorry.
- Jeez.Copy !req
271. - We're really doing it, aren't we?
- Yeah.Copy !req
272. Hey, where'd
you get those?Copy !req
273. I bought them
when we filled up.Copy !req
274. Well-
we're supposed to talkCopy !req
275. about all
expenditures, Lloyd.Copy !req
276. We're on a very
tight budget.Copy !req
277. This didn't come out
of our travel fund.Copy !req
278. No, I was able to raise
25 extra bucksCopy !req
279. before we left.Copy !req
280. Where did you get
25 extra bucks?Copy !req
281. I sold some stuff
to Billy in 4C.Copy !req
282. The blind kid?Copy !req
283. Yeah!Copy !req
284. Yeah.Copy !req
285. What did you
sell him, Lloyd?Copy !req
286. Stuff.Copy !req
287. - What kind of stuff?
- I don't know.Copy !req
288. A few baseball cards,
a sack of marbles...Copy !req
289. Petey.Copy !req
290. Petey?Copy !req
291. You sold my dead bird
to a blind kid?Copy !req
292. Lloyd, that-that-
what are you-Copy !req
293. Petey didn't even
have a head!Copy !req
294. Harry,
I took care of it.Copy !req
295. Pretty bird.Copy !req
296. Yeah. Can you say,
"pretty bird"?Copy !req
297. Pretty bird.Copy !req
298. Yes, pretty bird.Copy !req
299. Pretty bird.Copy !req
300. Polly want a cracker?Copy !req
301. Those rat bastards.Copy !req
302. They're rubbing it
right in our faces.Copy !req
303. Man, Andre'll have
a goddamn hemorrhageCopy !req
304. if we don't get
that briefcase back.Copy !req
305. They must have been
following us for weeks.Copy !req
306. - Why you say?
- "Gas Man. "Copy !req
307. How the hell do
they know that I got gas?Copy !req
308. They gotta be pros.Copy !req
309. Don't worry.
We're going to get that money back.Copy !req
310. And I'll tell you
something else,Copy !req
311. they ain't never
getting to Aspen.Copy !req
312. I'm going to see to that.Copy !req
313. They got The Monkees.Copy !req
314. They were a major influence
on The Beatles.Copy !req
315. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
316. Excuse me, Flo?Copy !req
317. Flo, like the TV show.Copy !req
318. Uh... what is
the "soup du jour"?Copy !req
319. It's the soup of the day.Copy !req
320. Mm-hmm...Copy !req
321. That sounds good.
I'll have that.Copy !req
322. Anything else
before I leave the area?Copy !req
323. No- yeah-Copy !req
324. yes yes,
my soda's flat.Copy !req
325. It doesn't have
any bubbles.Copy !req
326. Happy now?Copy !req
327. Feels good to mingle
with these laid-back country folk,Copy !req
328. don't it, Harr?
I like it a lot.Copy !req
329. - Uh-oh.
- What? What's the matter?Copy !req
330. You spilled the salt,
that's what's the matter.Copy !req
331. Spilling the salt
is very bad luck.Copy !req
332. We're driving
across the country.Copy !req
333. The last thing we need
is bad luck.Copy !req
334. Quick. Toss some salt
over your right shoulder.Copy !req
335. Uh-oh, too little
too late, Harry.Copy !req
336. Who's the dead man
that hit me with the salt shaker?Copy !req
337. Well...Copy !req
338. it was a terrible
mistake, sir.Copy !req
339. Please, believe me.
I would never do anythingCopy !req
340. to offend a man
of your size.Copy !req
341. Kick his ass,
Sea Bass!Copy !req
342. You gonna eat that?Copy !req
343. What? That?
No- yes- no.Copy !req
344. Well... no,
it crossed my mind.Copy !req
345. Yeah.Copy !req
346. Still want it?Copy !req
347. Nah, you go ahead.Copy !req
348. You really
wimped out, man.Copy !req
349. What are you talking about,
wimped out?Copy !req
350. Well-well, did you-
the guy hawked on my burger!Copy !req
351. Hey, wait a second.Copy !req
352. I think I just...Copy !req
353. Yeah...
I just had an idea.Copy !req
354. Follow me.Copy !req
355. Whew.Copy !req
356. Excuse me. Guys?Copy !req
357. What the hell
do you want?Copy !req
358. Uh... I just want
to apologizeCopy !req
359. for that uh...
unpleasant sceneCopy !req
360. a little earlier.Copy !req
361. My friend Harry and I
would, uh...Copy !req
362. like to buy
you guys a...Copy !req
363. round of beers...Copy !req
364. just to bury
the hatchet.Copy !req
365. Make it
four boilermakers.Copy !req
366. Whatever you want, sir.Copy !req
367. I'll have the waitress
bring it over immediately.Copy !req
368. Lloyd, what are you doing?Copy !req
369. We can't afford
to buy them drinks.Copy !req
370. Um... excuse me.Copy !req
371. Sea Bass and the fellas
offered to pick up our check.Copy !req
372. They said just put it
on their tab.Copy !req
373. They're very nice.Copy !req
374. Sea Bass said that?Copy !req
375. Well, if uh...Copy !req
376. that guy at the table
over there is Sea Bass.Copy !req
377. All right,
if that's what he wants.Copy !req
378. Put these
on there too, okay?Copy !req
379. You got it.Copy !req
380. I'm gonna kill
those sons of bitches!Copy !req
381. That was genius, Lloyd,
sheer genius!Copy !req
382. I mean, where did you come up
with a scam like that?Copy !req
383. - Saw it in a movie once.
- That was incredible!Copy !req
384. So what happened?
So the guy tricks some suckerCopy !req
385. into picking up his tab,
then gets away with it scot-free?Copy !req
386. No, in the movie, they catch up to him
a half-mile down the roadCopy !req
387. and slit his throat.
It was a good one!Copy !req
388. Wow.Copy !req
389. - Harry?
- What?Copy !req
390. I know this isn't
the best time, but...Copy !req
391. - when you get a chance to pull over...
- Yeah?Copy !req
392. - I gotta pee.
- What, are you crazy?Copy !req
393. I'm not pulling over now.Copy !req
394. But I gotta go!
What am I supposed to do?Copy !req
395. Well-well, whiz in one of the empty beer
bottles in the back.Copy !req
396. They're on the floor.
Just get one of-Copy !req
397. - Jeez, Lloyd!
- Quit moving around!Copy !req
398. Huh! What-Copy !req
399. Shit!Copy !req
400. - Watch the seat! Watch the seat!
- Okay!Copy !req
401. All right!Copy !req
402. - Uh-oh.
- What? What's wrong?Copy !req
403. The bottle's almost full
and I'm still going.Copy !req
404. - So stop going.
- I can't stop going once I've started.Copy !req
405. It stings.Copy !req
406. Quick! Get me
another bottle.Copy !req
407. - What?
- Come on.Copy !req
408. Hurry hurry hurry
hurry hurry hurry!Copy !req
409. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
410. Okay okay, here
here here. Hold it!Copy !req
411. - Hold that.
- Jesus.Copy !req
412. Hold that one.Copy !req
413. Hurry.
I'm pinching it.Copy !req
414. What are you,
a camel?Copy !req
415. Pull over!Copy !req
416. - Huh?
- Pull over!Copy !req
417. No, it's a cardigan,
but thanks for noticing.Copy !req
418. Yeah.
Killer boots, man!Copy !req
419. Pull your vehicle
to the side of the road!Copy !req
420. License and registration,
please.Copy !req
421. You fellas were going a little fast back
there, wouldn't you say?Copy !req
422. You, uh...
you fellas been doingCopy !req
423. a bit of boozing,
have you?Copy !req
424. Sucking back on Grandpa's
old cough medicine?Copy !req
425. No. Oh no, sir.Copy !req
426. - No no no.
- No, huh-uh.Copy !req
427. Yeah, well,
what's that?Copy !req
428. - That's nothing, sir.
- Yeah, nothing.Copy !req
429. Yeah well, you aware that
it's against the lawCopy !req
430. to have an open
alcohol containerCopy !req
431. here in the State
of Pennsylvania?Copy !req
432. Come on,
give me that booze,Copy !req
433. you little pumpkin-pie-
haircutted freak!Copy !req
434. Come on!Copy !req
435. Sir, no, I-I-Copy !req
436. No, sir, don't.
Don't drink-Copy !req
437. You'd keep
your mouth shutCopy !req
438. if you knew what was
good for you, buddy.Copy !req
439. Tic Tac, sir?Copy !req
440. Get the hell
outta here!Copy !req
441. How could they not
have gotten the ransom?Copy !req
442. It just doesn't
make sense.Copy !req
443. I left the money exactly where they
instructed me to.Copy !req
444. Oh, it makes
perfect sense, Mary.Copy !req
445. We should have called
the authoritiesCopy !req
446. the minute we knew
that Bobby was kidnapped.Copy !req
447. Now, Helen, we've been
through this already.Copy !req
448. - Mr. Andre.
- Nicholas.Copy !req
449. - Karl.
- Nick Nick Nick.Copy !req
450. Any word yet, sir?Copy !req
451. No, nothing yet,
Nicholas.Copy !req
452. I've been giving this
a lot of thought.Copy !req
453. Maybe we should cancelCopy !req
454. the preservation benefit
this weekend.Copy !req
455. It would be so easy
to reschedule it.Copy !req
456. No, I don't think we should do anything
out of the ordinary.Copy !req
457. Yeah, she's right. It's imperative that we
carry on as usual...Copy !req
458. - Okay.
- ... especially you, Mary.Copy !req
459. What am I
supposed to do,Copy !req
460. just go about my life
like everything is fine?Copy !req
461. That's exactly
what you should do.Copy !req
462. Yes, go skiing, go to parties,
act normally, you know.Copy !req
463. Yeah, don't you see,
honey?Copy !req
464. We can't let on
that anything's wrong.Copy !req
465. If the press or the authorities
get wind of this,Copy !req
466. the kidnappers
may panic.Copy !req
467. Mm. I mean,
you never knowCopy !req
468. what they might
do to him then.Copy !req
469. So he says,
" Do you love me?"Copy !req
470. and she says, " No, but that's
a real nice ski mask. "Copy !req
471. Hey, man,
what's that?Copy !req
472. Whoo!Copy !req
473. You want me
to drive?Copy !req
474. No, I'm cool.Copy !req
475. Yeah!Copy !req
476. Get her!Copy !req
477. This is the life-Copy !req
478. cold beer, a hot tub
and paper-thin walls.Copy !req
479. There's only one thing that could make this
moment any better.Copy !req
480. What's that?Copy !req
481. If you had a nice set
of knockers.Copy !req
482. That's two things, Lloyd.Copy !req
483. Yeah, well, it's a good thing you're not
stacked, Harry,Copy !req
484. or I'd be banging you
right now.Copy !req
485. I'd show you what
a real man can do.Copy !req
486. Split you like an
old piece of firewood.Copy !req
487. You'd probably like it too,
you big homo.Copy !req
488. Shut up.Copy !req
489. Don't tell me
to shut up, woman.Copy !req
490. I don't know, Lloyd.
You know,Copy !req
491. this place doesn't
really do it for me.Copy !req
492. It brings back
a lot of memories.Copy !req
493. Pour quoi?Copy !req
494. It was a few years ago.Copy !req
495. What happened, Harry?
Some little filly break your heart?Copy !req
496. No, it was a girl.Copy !req
497. - Oh.
- Fraida Felcher.Copy !req
498. Yeah, we stayed in a place
just like this.Copy !req
499. Wasn't this classy,
but, you know, nice.Copy !req
500. Felcher?
From Cranston?Copy !req
501. Yeah.
You know her?Copy !req
502. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
503. I mean,
I remember you...Copy !req
504. talking about her.Copy !req
505. We had the most incredibly
romantic time.Copy !req
506. I thought we were gonna be
together forever,Copy !req
507. and then about a week later,
right out of the blue,Copy !req
508. she sends me
a John Deere letter.Copy !req
509. - She give you any reason?
- Yeah, I called her up.Copy !req
510. She gave me
a bunch of crapCopy !req
511. about me not listening to her
enough or something.Copy !req
512. I don't know.
I wasn't really paying attention.Copy !req
513. But the thing
that hurt the mostCopy !req
514. is I think she was
seeing another guy.Copy !req
515. Never did
find out who.Copy !req
516. Mr. Andre, guess who
we just happened upon?Copy !req
517. - Yeah.
- I had plans.Copy !req
518. - Things I wanted to do.
- Yeah.Copy !req
519. This is where it all ends-
at a phone booth.Copy !req
520. Yeah. The boys are holed upCopy !req
521. in a little love-nest
for the night.Copy !req
522. I think they're
a little bit strange.Copy !req
523. What the hell are
these guys up to?Copy !req
524. I mean, is it possible
that they could be feds?Copy !req
525. Highly unlikely
from what I've seen.Copy !req
526. Sir, did you
ever hearCopy !req
527. of the concept
of other people?Copy !req
528. Um... me being that
for the phone,Copy !req
529. sir.Copy !req
530. Oh, you turned
your back on me.Copy !req
531. Ho ho ho!
He got me mad. I almost like it.Copy !req
532. You and Shay were
supposed to grab that bagCopy !req
533. - so we could end this shit!
- Here's your drink, baby.Copy !req
534. Do you know the damage
I could do to you?Copy !req
535. Hold on a minute.Copy !req
536. Hmm.Copy !req
537. But that's not
your problem.Copy !req
538. You didn't know.Copy !req
539. Get off
the phone.Copy !req
540. Get off the pho-Copy !req
541. I'm sorry, Mr. Andre.
You were saying?Copy !req
542. Look, Mental,Copy !req
543. these jokers have got a lot of money
and it belongs to me!Copy !req
544. Now, I want to know who they are
and what they're doing with it!Copy !req
545. Hey hey hey, I told you already.
I'm on it.Copy !req
546. - All right?
- Good.Copy !req
547. According to the map,Copy !req
548. we've only gone
about four inches.Copy !req
549. You know,
I don't thinkCopy !req
550. we have enough
gas money.Copy !req
551. Relax. We have
more than enough.Copy !req
552. I think
you're wrong, Lloyd.Copy !req
553. How much
you wanna bet?Copy !req
554. I don't bet.Copy !req
555. What do you mean,
you don't bet?Copy !req
556. I mean I don't bet.
I don't gamble.Copy !req
557. Pussy pussy pussy!Copy !req
558. - I never have, and I never will.
- Yeah, right!Copy !req
559. I'll bet you 20 bucks
I can get you gamblingCopy !req
560. - before the end of the day.
- No way.Copy !req
561. - I'll give you 3-to-1 odds.
- Nope.Copy !req
562. - 5-to-1?
- Nope.Copy !req
563. - 10-to-1?
- You're on.Copy !req
564. I'm going
to get you.Copy !req
565. - Huh-uh.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
566. I don't know how,
but I'm going to get you.Copy !req
567. - Yeah. Oh, yeah.
- Nuh-uh.Copy !req
568. Come on, Joe.
Let me do them.Copy !req
569. Let me do
both of them.Copy !req
570. You wouldn't even have
to worry about it.Copy !req
571. Just shut up!Copy !req
572. Now, we don't even know
who the hell they are.Copy !req
573. You don't kill people
you don't know.Copy !req
574. That's a rule.Copy !req
575. Now, I want you
to get up here,Copy !req
576. lie down
on the front seat.Copy !req
577. When they pick me up,
you follow us. You got that?Copy !req
578. Keep your shirt on.
I gotta squeeze a lemon.Copy !req
579. Hey, hey, hey.
Here they come.Copy !req
580. Stay down, stay down!Copy !req
581. Say, uh, are you guys
going to Davenport?Copy !req
582. My car died, and I'm late
for a luncheon.Copy !req
583. We usually don't
pick up hitchhikers,Copy !req
584. but I'm going to go with my instinct
on this one.Copy !req
585. Saddle up, partner.Copy !req
586. You're it.Copy !req
587. - You're it.
- You're it! Quitsies!Copy !req
588. Anti-quitsies.
You're it. Quitsies. No anti-quitsies.Copy !req
589. - No startsies.
- You can't do that.Copy !req
590. - Can too.
- Cannot. Stamped it.Copy !req
591. Can too. Double-stamped it.
No erasies.Copy !req
592. Cannot. Triple-stamped it.
No erasies.Copy !req
593. You can't triple-stamp
a double-stamp!Copy !req
594. You can't triple-stamp
a double-stamp, Lloyd!Copy !req
595. You can't triple-stamp a double-stamp.
Lloyd! Lloyd!Copy !req
596. Guys! Enough!Copy !req
597. Hey, you wanna hear the most annoying
sound in the world?Copy !req
598. Guys! Guys! Guys!Copy !req
599. Fellas,
you think we couldCopy !req
600. listen to the radio
or something?Copy !req
601. Radio?Copy !req
602. Who needs a radio?
Ready, Harry?Copy !req
603. Hey, Lloyd, look! There's some people
who want a ride too.Copy !req
604. Pick 'em up!Copy !req
605. You want an atomic
pepper, Mr. Mentaliano?Copy !req
606. Nah, you guys
go ahead.Copy !req
607. I'll do it
if you will, Lloyd.Copy !req
608. Okay.
You go first.Copy !req
609. No, huh-uh, no,
you go first.Copy !req
610. - No, you go first.
- No, you go first.Copy !req
611. - No, you go first.
- I always go first!Copy !req
612. Why don't you guys
both stop actingCopy !req
613. like a couple
of pussiesCopy !req
614. and go at
the same time, huh?Copy !req
615. - That sounds like a dare, Harry.
- It's a double-dare.Copy !req
616. Yeah, okay,
you're on.Copy !req
617. Huh. It's not so bad.Copy !req
618. Yeah. It's more
tingly than hot.Copy !req
619. Yeah.Copy !req
620. Agh!Copy !req
621. Uh, if you fellas
would excuse me,Copy !req
622. I've got to use
the phone.Copy !req
623. Enjoy your meal,
guys.Copy !req
624. Here, Lloyd,
this helps!Copy !req
625. Here here.Copy !req
626. It-
it works good.Copy !req
627. Ugh!Copy !req
628. Yeah, it's Mental.
I'm just sitting downCopy !req
629. - to a nice meal with our boys.
- Well, how nice for you.Copy !req
630. Don't forget that your bread plate
is on the left!Copy !req
631. Look, I can't have these guys
running around Aspen.Copy !req
632. Don't worry. They ain't gonna be
runnin' around nowhereCopy !req
633. after I dump a little rat poison
in their Shirley Temple.Copy !req
634. - Good good.
- Okay, that's good.Copy !req
635. Here he comes.
Here he comes.Copy !req
636. Feeling better,
girls?Copy !req
637. Yes, much better.
Thank you for asking.Copy !req
638. So why are you going
to Aspen? Vacation?Copy !req
639. Why don't you eat up
and we'll tell you?Copy !req
640. It just doesn't seem like
you packed much.Copy !req
641. All I saw was one bag
and that briefcase.Copy !req
642. Well, no no, the briefcase
isn't even ours.Copy !req
643. Some lady left it
at the airport.Copy !req
644. We're just bringing
it back to her.Copy !req
645. How's your burger?Copy !req
646. You mean, you don't
even know her?Copy !req
647. I mean,Copy !req
648. talk about being in the wrong place
at the wrong time.Copy !req
649. Are you okay, man?
It was just a goof.Copy !req
650. Oh, my ulcer!Copy !req
651. Quick!
My pills!Copy !req
652. Maybe somebody should
call an ambulance.Copy !req
653. Look, uh,
you get the pills.Copy !req
654. Don't worry.
I know CPR.Copy !req
655. I'll get
the pills.Copy !req
656. Out with the bad air,
in with the good.Copy !req
657. - Out with the bad air-
- Get off!Copy !req
658. Ugh!Copy !req
659. Agh, don't!
Don't don't!Copy !req
660. Back back!Copy !req
661. This is a lot easier
if you just lay back.Copy !req
662. - Here.
- He's resisting me!Copy !req
663. Here.
Here we go, here we go.Copy !req
664. - Pills!
- There you go! There you go.Copy !req
665. - Pills are good!
- Take 'em down.Copy !req
666. - Pills are good!
- Drink 'em down.Copy !req
667. There you go.Copy !req
668. - There you go, big guy.
- That's better!Copy !req
669. You want some ketchup
and mustard?Copy !req
670. That helped us.Copy !req
671. Son of a bitch!Copy !req
672. Check, please.Copy !req
673. I can't
believe it.Copy !req
674. Life's a fragile
thing, Harr.Copy !req
675. One minute you're
chewing on a burger,Copy !req
676. the next minute
you're dead meat.Copy !req
677. But he blamed me.
You heard him.Copy !req
678. Those were
his last words.Copy !req
679. Not if you count
the gurgling sound.Copy !req
680. - You mean he was poisoned?
- No doubt about it.Copy !req
681. We found these
next to the body.Copy !req
682. - Sir.
- Yeah?Copy !req
683. Waitress says he came in with
a couple of younger guys.Copy !req
684. Now they're the ones who called the
ambulance, and then they hit the road.Copy !req
685. - Get any idea where they were going?
- We just received a reportCopy !req
686. that they were seen headed west on I-80
towards Colorado.Copy !req
687. Did you get a make
on the vehicle?Copy !req
688. Uh, yes, sir.Copy !req
689. They're driving
an '84... sheepdog.Copy !req
690. Skis, huh?Copy !req
691. That's right.Copy !req
692. Great.Copy !req
693. They yours?Copy !req
694. Both of 'em?Copy !req
695. Yeah.Copy !req
696. Cool.Copy !req
697. Um, excuse me,
but you're, uh...Copy !req
698. you're spraying
everywhere.Copy !req
699. Oh, man, you gotta be shitting me.Copy !req
700. If it ain't
my old friend!Copy !req
701. And right on time.Copy !req
702. That's a lot of luggage
for a little vacation.Copy !req
703. I'm moving to Aspen.Copy !req
704. I've got to get away from my boyfriend.
He's such a klutz.Copy !req
705. Plus, my astrologer told me that
I really should stay awayCopy !req
706. from accident-prone guys,
so, you know.Copy !req
707. Oh, well,
you know, I-Copy !req
708. Here. It's a little loose.
You might want to-Copy !req
709. - Mm. Thank you.
- Oh, no. Hey, no, allow me.Copy !req
710. I've got
a thing of-Copy !req
711. here.
Got 'em right here. Right here.Copy !req
712. Thank you.Copy !req
713. Sure. You know, I'm heading up
to Aspen myself.Copy !req
714. Maybe we could,
you know, meet up,Copy !req
715. have some hot chocolate
or something.Copy !req
716. Sure, why not?
You seem harmless.Copy !req
717. I'm going to
give you my number.Copy !req
718. - Let me find a pen though.
- Great!Copy !req
719. - Let's see.
- That's- ah!Copy !req
720. - I know I have one in here somewhere.
- Look, why don't youCopy !req
721. just tell it to me?
I got a really good memory.Copy !req
722. - Well, the number's 555...
- 555.Copy !req
723. 905- wait a minute.
That's my old number.Copy !req
724. That is so weird how
your mind just goes blank.Copy !req
725. For God's sakes, just
give me the damn number!Copy !req
726. Okay, look, uh, you gonna get pushy,
forget about it.Copy !req
727. Find a happy place.Copy !req
728. Find a happy place.
Find a happy place.Copy !req
729. I'll show you
a happy place.Copy !req
730. Here's your happy place.Copy !req
731. Move those cars!
Move it! Move it!Copy !req
732. Go around, man.
Go around.Copy !req
733. More flags over here!Copy !req
734. All right,
any sign of them yet?Copy !req
735. No, sir, but we're
expecting them shortly.Copy !req
736. A motorist saw a pooch about 30 miles
back headed this way.Copy !req
737. Look, I told you what happened, okay?
So just drop it.Copy !req
738. Yeah, okay. Sure thing, Lloyd.
Sure thing.Copy !req
739. I promise not
to mention another wordCopy !req
740. about you being
in a bathroomCopy !req
741. with a 6'4" trucker
with his pants down.Copy !req
742. Hey, look.
We're almost in Colorado.Copy !req
743. What do you say
we change seats?Copy !req
744. I've been driving
for nine straight hours.Copy !req
745. I don't have the energy
to start a new state.Copy !req
746. Why should I do you
any favors?Copy !req
747. I'll let you kiss me.Copy !req
748. I swear...Copy !req
749. I'm gonna-
I will take your-Copy !req
750. I'm- I swear to God
I'm gonna take your-Copy !req
751. - Aw, come on-
- Don't touch me.Copy !req
752. Oh, okay.Copy !req
753. I'm done.
Okay, enough.Copy !req
754. Hey, guys.
Whoa, Big Gulps, huh?Copy !req
755. All right.Copy !req
756. Well, see you later.Copy !req
757. Hey, Harry,Copy !req
758. I got some beef jerk-Copy !req
759. Some people just weren't cut out
for life on the road.Copy !req
760. Hey!Copy !req
761. I was wondering when
you were gonna get up.Copy !req
762. Ha!Copy !req
763. Well, how long
have I been out?Copy !req
764. I'd say
a good five hours.Copy !req
765. Huh! I expected
the Rocky MountainsCopy !req
766. to be a little
rockier than this.Copy !req
767. I was thinking
the same thing.Copy !req
768. That John Denver's
full of shit, man.Copy !req
769. I'm only human, Harry!Copy !req
770. Anybody can
make a mistake.Copy !req
771. Come on,
stop being a baby!Copy !req
772. So we backtracked
a tad!Copy !req
773. A tad?Copy !req
774. A tad, Lloyd?Copy !req
775. You drove almost
1/6 of the wayCopy !req
776. across the country
in the wrong direction!Copy !req
777. Now we don't have enough money
to get to Aspen!Copy !req
778. We don't have enough
money to get home!Copy !req
779. We don't have enough
money to eat!Copy !req
780. We don't have enough
money to sleep!Copy !req
781. Well, it's not gonna
do us any goodCopy !req
782. to sit here
whining about it.Copy !req
783. We're in a hole.Copy !req
784. We're just going to have to
dig ourselves out.Copy !req
785. Okay, all right.
You're right.Copy !req
786. You're absolutely
right, Lloyd.Copy !req
787. Where're you going?Copy !req
788. Home. I'm walking home.Copy !req
789. Oh, well, pardon me,
Mr. Perfect!Copy !req
790. I guess I forgotCopy !req
791. that you never,
ever make a mistake!Copy !req
792. Harry!Copy !req
793. Harry!Copy !req
794. Harry!
Wait up!Copy !req
795. Got room for one more
if you still want to go to Aspen.Copy !req
796. Where did you
find that?Copy !req
797. Some kid
back in town.Copy !req
798. Traded the van for it
straight up.Copy !req
799. I can get 70 miles
to the gallon on this hog.Copy !req
800. You know, Lloyd,
just when I thinkCopy !req
801. you couldn't possibly
be any dumber,Copy !req
802. you go and do
something like this...Copy !req
803. and totally
redeem yourself!Copy !req
804. - Still wanna go to Aspen?
- Oh, yeah!Copy !req
805. - Okay, let's go, buddy!
- Super!Copy !req
806. - Lloyd, no! West! Go west, Lloyd!
- Oh! Oh, yeah.Copy !req
807. I've got to-
I've got to stopCopy !req
808. to go to
the bathroom.Copy !req
809. Just go, man.Copy !req
810. That sure is warm.Copy !req
811. We're there.Copy !req
812. Got a little nippyCopy !req
813. going through
the pass back there.Copy !req
814. Isn't this incredible?Copy !req
815. - What more could two single guys want?
- How about some food?Copy !req
816. I swallowed a big June bug
when we were driving.Copy !req
817. I'm not
really hungry.Copy !req
818. Well, I'm starving.Copy !req
819. Ho- Jeez, look at
the butt on that.Copy !req
820. Yeah.Copy !req
821. He must work out.Copy !req
822. Hey! Why don't we get busyCopy !req
823. and deliver
the briefcase to Mary?Copy !req
824. If I know her as well
as I think I doCopy !req
825. she'll invite us right in
for tea and strumpets.Copy !req
826. Good plan.
Where does she live?Copy !req
827. I don't know.Copy !req
828. What's her last name?
I'll look it up.Copy !req
829. You know, I don't
really recall.Copy !req
830. Starts with an "S."Copy !req
831. S-swim, Swamie,
S-slippy, Slappy,Copy !req
832. Slimin, Solmon,
Simin, Sal,Copy !req
833. Swenson, Swanson?Copy !req
834. Maybe it's on
the briefcase.Copy !req
835. Oh, yeah!
It's right here.Copy !req
836. Samsonite!
I was way off.Copy !req
837. I knew it started
with an "S" though.Copy !req
838. I'm not seeing
it here, Lloyd.Copy !req
839. She must be unlisted.Copy !req
840. Great.Copy !req
841. So what are we
supposed to do now?Copy !req
842. I can't feel my fi-fingers anymore.Copy !req
843. They're-they're-
they're numb.Copy !req
844. Ooh. Maybe you should
wear these extra gloves.Copy !req
845. My hands are starting
to get sweaty.Copy !req
846. Extra gloves?Copy !req
847. You've had this pairCopy !req
848. of extra gloves
this whole time?Copy !req
849. Yeah. We're in
the Rockies.Copy !req
850. I'm going to kill you.Copy !req
851. - What?
- I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
852. - I'm gonna kill you, Lloyd!
- Calm down!Copy !req
853. Right now,
I'm gonna kill you!Copy !req
854. Harry, you got that crazy look
in your eye!Copy !req
855. I know what I'm going to do.Copy !req
856. - What are you doing?
- I'm going to do somethingCopy !req
857. I should have done
a long time ago.Copy !req
858. Don't do anything
foolish, Harry!Copy !req
859. What? Foolish?
This isn't foolish!Copy !req
860. I'm going to toss
this damn curseCopy !req
861. right into
that damn pond!Copy !req
862. - I'm going to do it!
- No, Harry!Copy !req
863. Harry!Copy !req
864. Your hands
are freezing!Copy !req
865. Harry, look!Copy !req
866. Look! Look!Copy !req
867. Okay, here's the plan:Copy !req
868. We borrow a few bucks-
just a small loan from the briefcaseCopy !req
869. - and we find some reasonable lodgings.
- Good plan.Copy !req
870. And we'll keep track of all the money
we spend with IOUs.Copy !req
871. We'll be meticulous,
right down to the last penny.Copy !req
872. - Whatever we borrow, we pay back.
- Absolutely.Copy !req
873. - We're good for it.
- Our word is our bond.Copy !req
874. This is
the Hotel DanburyCopy !req
875. Presidential Suite,
gentlemen,Copy !req
876. normally reserved
for royalty,Copy !req
877. visiting dignitaries,Copy !req
878. illustrious stars
of stage and screen.Copy !req
879. We have shortly coming the Emperor
and Empress of Japan,Copy !req
880. and of course, Princess Charles and Di
when they were togetherCopy !req
881. used to frequent
the hotel constantly.Copy !req
882. We'll take it!Copy !req
883. There you go.Copy !req
884. - There you go.
- Thank you, sir.Copy !req
885. There you go.Copy !req
886. Hi.Copy !req
887. Narrator on TV:
Rain brought them to him.Copy !req
888. Girl on TV:
My mother was Sarah Carver.Copy !req
889. Although at the time, he wasn't sureCopy !req
890. he wanted to accept the gift.Copy !req
891. Girl on TV:
Nick, do you think he'll let us stay?Copy !req
892. Nick on TV:
No, this place is ugly, anyway.Copy !req
893. You and me,
we're a family.Copy !req
894. I promise never to give you away.Copy !req
895. And no one's
ever going to break us apart.Copy !req
896. At Pacific Bell, we believe
that's pretty special.Copy !req
897. - Wow! Boy, this is livin', huh?
- Yeah.Copy !req
898. - What's on next?
- I don't know.Copy !req
899. Let me look it up.Copy !req
900. Ah!Copy !req
901. Lloyd, you okay?Copy !req
902. Harry, it's Mary!Copy !req
903. It's who?Copy !req
904. Mary with
the briefcase.Copy !req
905. Mary Swanson.Copy !req
906. Swanson!Copy !req
907. - Wool hast anool-
- "Host annual. "Copy !req
908. - Host anewl- annual-
- Annual.Copy !req
909. "Annual meeting of... "Copy !req
910. t-t-t-heh...Copy !req
911. t-he- t-he-Copy !req
912. The.Copy !req
913. - "The Inter-"
- Yeah. It's a big one.Copy !req
914. "International Preservation Society
tomorrow night. "Copy !req
915. Well, come on,
Cinderella.Copy !req
916. We've got to get you
ready for the ball!Copy !req
917. Yeah!Copy !req
918. Thanks, Barn.
There you go.Copy !req
919. Thank you, sir.Copy !req
920. Okay okay okay.Copy !req
921. - Ha!
- Cripes!Copy !req
922. Yes! Yes! Yes!Copy !req
923. - Time out!
- Okay.Copy !req
924. Excuse me. Gentlemen, this is
a $500-a-plate dinner.Copy !req
925. - Good night.
- Oh, 500- oh, okay. No problem.Copy !req
926. Here. Put us down for-
put us down for four.Copy !req
927. In case we
want seconds.Copy !req
928. Jesus Christ.
It's them.Copy !req
929. - Them who?
- Them,Copy !req
930. the guys who
whacked Mental.Copy !req
931. Can't you just
feel it, Harry?Copy !req
932. This is our
big chance, man.Copy !req
933. All we gotta doCopy !req
934. is show a little class,
a little sophistication,Copy !req
935. and we're in like
a dirty shirt.Copy !req
936. That's no problem, Lloyd.
We can be classy and sophistic-Copy !req
937. oh, look at the funbags
on that hosehound.Copy !req
938. I'd like to eat her liver with
some fava beansCopy !req
939. and a nice
bottle of Chianti.Copy !req
940. Come on, let's go get a couple bowls
of loudmouth soup.Copy !req
941. Yeah.Copy !req
942. Hey, bartender,Copy !req
943. - two martinis, please.
- Yes, sir. Right away.Copy !req
944. Ladies and gentlemen,
can I have your attention, please?Copy !req
945. The Aspen
Preservation SocietyCopy !req
946. is the world's
foremost defenderCopy !req
947. of 23 endangered
species,Copy !req
948. and it is with
tremendous honorCopy !req
949. that we're able to bring
Mr. Swanson forwardCopy !req
950. to introduce us
to the 24th. Everybody-Copy !req
951. Karl.Copy !req
952. Thank you, Nick.Copy !req
953. Thank you.Copy !req
954. Ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
955. I give you
the Icelandic snow owl.Copy !req
956. These magnificent specimens
constitute one seventhCopy !req
957. of the snow owl population
left on the planet.Copy !req
958. And God willing,
with your helpCopy !req
959. and that of
the Society's,Copy !req
960. these wonderful creatures
will flourish once more.Copy !req
961. Thank you again
and enjoy your evening.Copy !req
962. Can I have
some pistachios, please?Copy !req
963. And another one
of those.Copy !req
964. Lloyd, what are you doing?
Would you calm down?Copy !req
965. I've never seen you
so nervous.Copy !req
966. Keep an eye on 'em, Shay.
Keep a close eye.Copy !req
967. I'm ready for
a commitment, Harry.Copy !req
968. The first time
I set eyes on Mary Swanson,Copy !req
969. I just got that old-fashioned
romantic feelingCopy !req
970. where I'd do anything
to bone her.Copy !req
971. That's a special
feeling, Lloyd.Copy !req
972. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
973. Oh my,
there she is.Copy !req
974. Wow! You weren't
kidding, Lloyd.Copy !req
975. She's an angel!Copy !req
976. Well, what are
you waiting for?Copy !req
977. Get over there
and talk to her.Copy !req
978. She's just going to think
I'm some kind of a psychoCopy !req
979. when she finds out
how far I came just to see her!Copy !req
980. You know what you have?
Her briefcase!Copy !req
981. She's gonna be
thrilled to see you.Copy !req
982. Wait.
I have an idea.Copy !req
983. Why don't you go overCopy !req
984. and introduce yourself?Copy !req
985. And that way,
you can build me upCopy !req
986. so I won't have to
brag about myself later.Copy !req
987. Tell her I'm richCopy !req
988. and, uh,
I'm good-lookingCopy !req
989. and, uh, I have
a rapist wit.Copy !req
990. No, I don't know.
I don't think I could- no.Copy !req
991. - Come on, please.
- No, I'm not-Copy !req
992. - Please! Please!
- Okay okay okay. Stop.Copy !req
993. What are you gonna do?Copy !req
994. I'm going to
hang by the bar,Copy !req
995. - put out the vibe.
- Okay.Copy !req
996. Nice set of hooters
you got there.Copy !req
997. - I beg your pardon?
- The owls, they're beautiful.Copy !req
998. Yeah.Copy !req
999. Are you
a bird lover?Copy !req
1000. Me? Oh, no.
Well, I used to have a parakeet-Copy !req
1001. - Ah.
—but now my main area of expertiseCopy !req
1002. is, uh, canines-Copy !req
1003. "dogs"
to the layperson.Copy !req
1004. Thanks.Copy !req
1005. I love dogs too.Copy !req
1006. - So how are you involved with them?
- Oh, you know,Copy !req
1007. I've trained them, bathed them,
clipped them.Copy !req
1008. - I've even bred them.
- Oh, really?Copy !req
1009. - Any unusual breeding?
- No.Copy !req
1010. Mostly just doggy-style.Copy !req
1011. One time,
we successfully matedCopy !req
1012. a bulldog
with a shih-tzu.Copy !req
1013. Really?
That's weird.Copy !req
1014. Yeah. We-
we called it a bullshit.Copy !req
1015. Oh, I'm- anyway,
the real reasonCopy !req
1016. I came over here
was to-Copy !req
1017. I've got to introduce you
to a buddy of mine.Copy !req
1018. I don't believe I've met your friend.Copy !req
1019. Well, actually, we haven't been
properly introduced.Copy !req
1020. - My name is Mary Swanson.
- Hi, Harry Dunne.Copy !req
1021. Hi. Nice to meet you.
This is my stepmother Helen.Copy !req
1022. Hi. Harry Dunne.
Pleasure to meet you both.Copy !req
1023. Mm-hmm. Well,
I saw you come in.Copy !req
1024. I was hoping I'd get
a chance to meet you.Copy !req
1025. - You were? Really?
- Yes! That tuxedo, it's fabulous!Copy !req
1026. Really. I love a man
with a sense of humor,Copy !req
1027. and so does Mary.
It's hysterical!Copy !req
1028. - Really?
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
1029. Oh. Anyway, um,
about my friend-Copy !req
1030. What are you doing tomorrow?
I believe that MaryCopy !req
1031. is looking for someone
to hit the slopes with.Copy !req
1032. She- what? Huh?Copy !req
1033. Helen, you're
embarrassing me.Copy !req
1034. Well, you are.
I mean, after all,Copy !req
1035. the snow's going to be gone
in a couple of weeks.Copy !req
1036. and, well, this may be
your last chance.Copy !req
1037. Poor thing, she never
gets a chance to get out.Copy !req
1038. Well, what do you say, Mr. Dunne?
Are you available?Copy !req
1039. Well, I don't know.
See, my friend-Copy !req
1040. Oh, forget your friend
for one day.Copy !req
1041. I think you kids'll have
a wonderful time. What do you say?Copy !req
1042. Well, you know,
I don't know, you know.Copy !req
1043. You know, the thing-
part of- sure.Copy !req
1044. What time?
Ahem-Copy !req
1045. How come you didn't
bring her over?Copy !req
1046. Relax.
You're golden.Copy !req
1047. I got you a date with her tomorrow.Copy !req
1048. - What- I- this-
- Yeah.Copy !req
1049. - I love you, man.
- Okay okay.Copy !req
1050. - You're kissing me.
- I love you.Copy !req
1051. - I love you!
- You're kissing me. Lloyd!Copy !req
1052. This calls for
a little of the bubbly!Copy !req
1053. - You're going to be my best man, Harr.
- Oh, good.Copy !req
1054. - I promise.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1055. You have just
earned yourself a seatCopy !req
1056. at the head table, pal.
And we already got the tuxes.Copy !req
1057. Gracious sakes!Copy !req
1058. - Good grief!
- Boy, this party really died.Copy !req
1059. Hey, maybe it was
a coincidence.Copy !req
1060. Hey, maybe it was a coincidence.Copy !req
1061. It was a message, Shay,
pure and simple.Copy !req
1062. I mean, we killed
their bird.Copy !req
1063. Now they killed
one of ours.Copy !req
1064. How could anybody
whack a bird with a cork?Copy !req
1065. These guys aren't
just anybody.Copy !req
1066. They're good.Copy !req
1067. Mary Christmas.Copy !req
1068. Mrs. Mary Christmas.Copy !req
1069. - Kinda catchy, huh, Harr?
- Yeah yeah, that sounds nice.Copy !req
1070. But, Lloyd, don't you think you might be
jumping the gun a little bit?Copy !req
1071. I mean, you know,
who knows?Copy !req
1072. You know, maybe,
once you get to know herCopy !req
1073. you'll find out
that she's not your type.Copy !req
1074. Hey!Copy !req
1075. Don't you ever
say that again!Copy !req
1076. She is the love
of my life!Copy !req
1077. The blood in my veins!Copy !req
1078. We belong together...Copy !req
1079. till the mountains
fall into the sea,Copy !req
1080. till the heavens
collide!Copy !req
1081. Or until I get sick of her
and need to move on.Copy !req
1082. - You hear me?
- Okay okay okay okay. Just calm down.Copy !req
1083. Just calm down.Copy !req
1084. Okay.Copy !req
1085. Now...Copy !req
1086. let me
get this straight.Copy !req
1087. Lobby bar
in the lobby.Copy !req
1088. Yeah, and that's
what she said.Copy !req
1089. She'll meet you there
at 10:00 sharp.Copy !req
1090. - Okay.
- Okay.Copy !req
1091. Where're you going
in that get-up?Copy !req
1092. Oh. I- you know, I just thought,
you know,Copy !req
1093. when you'd be off making
your love connectionCopy !req
1094. I'd be out trying my luck
on the slopes.Copy !req
1095. You mean you're gonna
go out in publicCopy !req
1096. dressed in tights?Copy !req
1097. Oh no, these aren't
tights, Lloyd.Copy !req
1098. These are fashionable
Euro-trash ski trousers.Copy !req
1099. Pretty revealing.Copy !req
1100. Really?Copy !req
1101. Yeah, but it's
just a tiny lump.Copy !req
1102. No one'll notice.Copy !req
1103. You're right.
I can't go out dressed like this.Copy !req
1104. Nice going, buddy!Copy !req
1105. Beautiful outfit,
sir.Copy !req
1106. There you go.Copy !req
1107. Hey.
How you doin'?Copy !req
1108. You're a little early.Copy !req
1109. We don't open
for about 45 minutes.Copy !req
1110. I'm meeting
someone here.Copy !req
1111. - Mind if I wait at the bar?
- No. Come on in.Copy !req
1112. It's a beautiful day,
huh, Harry?Copy !req
1113. Yes yes, I've had a wonderful time
so far. Thank you.Copy !req
1114. God, it feels
so good to get up here.Copy !req
1115. I haven't been outside that much
in the last couple weeks.Copy !req
1116. Oh, yeah?
Why not?Copy !req
1117. Um, there's been
some family problems,Copy !req
1118. but I don't want
to bore you with those.Copy !req
1119. Thanks.Copy !req
1120. Oh, look. Frost.Copy !req
1121. Harry?Copy !req
1122. - Are you okay?
- Oh, yeah,Copy !req
1123. I do this all the time.Copy !req
1124. Let's go to the top
this time.Copy !req
1125. - Hi, there.
- Ugh...Copy !req
1126. Say, kids,Copy !req
1127. you wouldn't
happen to haveCopy !req
1128. a cup of warm water,
would you?Copy !req
1129. Yuck.Copy !req
1130. Excuse me.Copy !req
1131. Is it 10:00 A.M. yet?Copy !req
1132. It's 1:00.Copy !req
1133. That's what I have too.
Thought maybe it was fast.Copy !req
1134. She's running late,
huh?Copy !req
1135. Just a couple hours.
You know girls.Copy !req
1136. When they're excited
about something,Copy !req
1137. everything has to
be perfect.Copy !req
1138. This one's on me.Copy !req
1139. Yippee.Copy !req
1140. Chablis, please.Copy !req
1141. Hello.Copy !req
1142. Bad day, huh?Copy !req
1143. Me too.Copy !req
1144. 'Course everything's
been badCopy !req
1145. since I broke up
with my boyfriend.Copy !req
1146. Oh my God.Copy !req
1147. My God! You poor guy.
Does it hurt?Copy !req
1148. I'm fine. I saved
a seat for you.Copy !req
1149. Oh no, listen. This is silly.
Let me help you.Copy !req
1150. No no no no no.Copy !req
1151. Yes. It'll only hurt for a moment,
like a Band-Aid.Copy !req
1152. - Come on, ready?
- No no no no. No.Copy !req
1153. Come on. Go.Copy !req
1154. Come on, come on.Copy !req
1155. Pfft.Copy !req
1156. What am-Copy !req
1157. I said to myself,
"Run, Beth.Copy !req
1158. Run for your life before this man
kills you both. "Copy !req
1159. Then do you know
what the klutz did?Copy !req
1160. No, and I don't care!Copy !req
1161. I'm going to tell you, He came home
one night dead drunkCopy !req
1162. and decided he wanted
to fix the sink.Copy !req
1163. Couldn't believe him.Copy !req
1164. Anyway, enough about me.
Let's talk about you.Copy !req
1165. - How come you're here?
- Bartender!Copy !req
1166. Yeah?Copy !req
1167. You wouldn't happen to know
a Mary Swanson, would you?Copy !req
1168. Mary Swanson? Yeah.Copy !req
1169. She comes in here
all the time.Copy !req
1170. What's that
supposed to mean?Copy !req
1171. She has dinner.Copy !req
1172. Oh. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1173. You know where
she lives?Copy !req
1174. Yeah, her family has the big place
up on Alpine Drive.Copy !req
1175. Alpine Drive?
Big place?Copy !req
1176. No way!Copy !req
1177. That's great!Copy !req
1178. We landed
on the moon!Copy !req
1179. I've gotta tell you,Copy !req
1180. today was just what I needed.
Thanks a lot, Harry.Copy !req
1181. Blell, blit blas...Copy !req
1182. it was my pleasure,
Mary.Copy !req
1183. So you'll pick me up
tonight at 7:45?Copy !req
1184. Well, no, I've got
a few thingsCopy !req
1185. to take care of first.Copy !req
1186. Why don't we make it
quarter to 8:00?Copy !req
1187. Stop it!Copy !req
1188. Okay 7:45.Copy !req
1189. Bye.Copy !req
1190. Doesn't make
any sense, Lloyd.Copy !req
1191. She told me
10:00 sharp!Copy !req
1192. Are you sure you went
to the right bar?Copy !req
1193. Oh, yeah. Yep.
I'm pretty sure.Copy !req
1194. Lobby bar.
Right in the lobby.Copy !req
1195. Ahh... well...Copy !req
1196. maybe she just had
a change of heart.Copy !req
1197. Oh, that pisses me off!
That pisses me right off!Copy !req
1198. I hate when women
do that, you know?Copy !req
1199. She wanted
to see you again!Copy !req
1200. She told me that!
And now no?Copy !req
1201. Now- wait a minute!
Wait!Copy !req
1202. She must have meant
10:00 at night.Copy !req
1203. Do you think?Copy !req
1204. Why would she have you meet her
at a bar at 10:00 in the morning?Copy !req
1205. I just figured she was
a raging alcoholic.Copy !req
1206. - Oh, that's th-
- And all this time,Copy !req
1207. I've been going through such pain
and personal anguish.Copy !req
1208. Such hell!
For nothing!Copy !req
1209. Oh, God.
That's funny.Copy !req
1210. Oh, that's good stuff.
Oh, boy.Copy !req
1211. Well, listen, looks like
you got your night planned,Copy !req
1212. so I'm just going to head out
and catch a flick.Copy !req
1213. Okay.Copy !req
1214. 10:00 in the morning.Copy !req
1215. Hey, Harry,
old buddy, old pal!Copy !req
1216. Yeah?Copy !req
1217. Will you join me in a good-luck toast
before you head out?Copy !req
1218. Oh, sure thing. Whatever you think
will help your chances.Copy !req
1219. Yes, sirree.Copy !req
1220. You know why
I like you, Harry?Copy !req
1221. Because you're
a regular guy.Copy !req
1222. Yep, that's why I want you
to stay regular.Copy !req
1223. 1/2 teaspoon for fast,
effective relief.Copy !req
1224. To my friend Harry...
the matchmaker.Copy !req
1225. Oh, get out of here.
I'm- I've-Copy !req
1226. Hi, the door's open.
Come on upstairs.Copy !req
1227. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
1228. Hi, make yourself
at home, okay?Copy !req
1229. I'm almost ready.
One minute?Copy !req
1230. - Okay, sounds good.
- Okay.Copy !req
1231. Harry, are you
in there?Copy !req
1232. Be right out!Copy !req
1233. I hope you're not using the toilet.
It's broken.Copy !req
1234. - Huh?
- The toilet doesn't flush.Copy !req
1235. No, I was
just shaving.Copy !req
1236. Shaving?Copy !req
1237. Yeah, I was running
a little late.Copy !req
1238. I thought this
would save some time.Copy !req
1239. Okay well, I'll be in the kitchen
whenever you're ready.Copy !req
1240. Oh, Jeez!Copy !req
1241. Tomorrow on
"A Current Affair,"Copy !req
1242. inside the home of the Menendez
brothers' attorney.Copy !req
1243. And next, we'll be
back in a minuteCopy !req
1244. with the heartbreaking story
of the blind Rhode Island boyCopy !req
1245. who was duped into
buying a dead parakeet.Copy !req
1246. I just thought
he was real quiet.Copy !req
1247. Who are these
sick people?Copy !req
1248. - Hi!
- Hi.Copy !req
1249. Yes?Copy !req
1250. Remember me?Copy !req
1251. Uh... not really.Copy !req
1252. Providen-
Providence.Copy !req
1253. I drove you
to the airport last week.Copy !req
1254. Oh my God!Copy !req
1255. Uh... Lloyd, right?Copy !req
1256. You remembered
my name.Copy !req
1257. What are you doing
in Aspen?Copy !req
1258. I brought you
your briefcase.Copy !req
1259. You left it at the airport,
you big goof!Copy !req
1260. - You have my briefcase?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1261. Hey, I have it
at my hotel room.Copy !req
1262. You want to jump on the bike with me?
We can go get itCopy !req
1263. unless...
unless you're busy.Copy !req
1264. Oh, no no no!Copy !req
1265. - I don't wanna-
- You just wait right here.Copy !req
1266. - Okay.
- Okay?Copy !req
1267. Come on, flush,
you bastard!Copy !req
1268. Harry, what are
you doing in there?Copy !req
1269. I'm just- I'm cleaning my teeth!Copy !req
1270. I'm cleaning my teeth.Copy !req
1271. I'm gargling.Copy !req
1272. Just give me a minute, Mary.
I'll be right with you.Copy !req
1273. Harry, I'm sorry, but something
important's come up,Copy !req
1274. and I've got
to run out.Copy !req
1275. It's-it's sort of an emergency.
I'll explain later.Copy !req
1276. - But, Mary-
- I'm sorry. I've really got to go.Copy !req
1277. I promise we'll do this
again sometime.Copy !req
1278. Race you to the top.Copy !req
1279. Come here.Copy !req
1280. Yeah!Copy !req
1281. I won!Copy !req
1282. Look familiar?Copy !req
1283. I don't believe it.
You really have it.Copy !req
1284. Of course, I have it.Copy !req
1285. When Lloyd Christmas
drives a woman to the airport,Copy !req
1286. he makes sure she gets
all her luggage.Copy !req
1287. - That's my whole philosophy.
- This is incredible.Copy !req
1288. You mean to say
you drove 2,000 milesCopy !req
1289. just for me?Copy !req
1290. Uh... I didn't really
have a lot to do.Copy !req
1291. And I know how
frustrating it can beCopy !req
1292. to lose a bag.Copy !req
1293. That is so sweet, Lloyd.Copy !req
1294. Look, Mary, I know this may
seem a little sudden,Copy !req
1295. but I've given it
a lot of thought.Copy !req
1296. You're the woman I've been waiting
for my whole life,Copy !req
1297. and I'm not ashamed
to admit it.Copy !req
1298. Please...
Let me finish.Copy !req
1299. I'm crazy about you.Copy !req
1300. I've never felt this way
about anybody.Copy !req
1301. Listen to me.Copy !req
1302. I feel like
a schoolboy again,Copy !req
1303. a schoolboy
who desperately wantsCopy !req
1304. to make sweet
sweet love to you.Copy !req
1305. Oh, I thought I heard
you talking to someone.Copy !req
1306. Mary, I-I-Copy !req
1307. I desperately want to make love
to a schoolboy.Copy !req
1308. - Maybe I should be going.
- No no...Copy !req
1309. No, I- that's not
what I meant.Copy !req
1310. Um... what I
meant was, um...Copy !req
1311. God.Copy !req
1312. I- I like you, Mary.Copy !req
1313. I like you a lot.Copy !req
1314. I want to ask you a question
straight out, flat out,Copy !req
1315. and I want you to give me
an honest answer.Copy !req
1316. What do you think
the chances areCopy !req
1317. of a guy like you
and a girl like me...Copy !req
1318. ending up together?Copy !req
1319. Well, Lloyd,
that's difficult to say.Copy !req
1320. We really don't-Copy !req
1321. Hit me with it!
Just give it to me straight!Copy !req
1322. I came a long way
just to see you, Mary.Copy !req
1323. Just- the least you can do
is level with me.Copy !req
1324. What are my chances?Copy !req
1325. Not good.Copy !req
1326. You mean not good,
like one out of 100?Copy !req
1327. I'd say more like
one out of a million.Copy !req
1328. So you're telling me
there's a chance!Copy !req
1329. Yeah!Copy !req
1330. I read you.Copy !req
1331. Hi. We have plenty
of towels. Thanks.Copy !req
1332. Nicholas!
What are you doing here?Copy !req
1333. I've been looking
for you, Mary.Copy !req
1334. I have some news
about your husband.Copy !req
1335. Husband?
Wait a minute!Copy !req
1336. What was all that
one-in-a-million talk?Copy !req
1337. Aren't you going to
invite me in?Copy !req
1338. Hey, Harry,
you never called!Copy !req
1339. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1340. Excuse me, gunman,
who are you?Copy !req
1341. Don't play dumb
with me, asshole!Copy !req
1342. I'm the rightful owner of that briefcase
you've been carrying around!Copy !req
1343. Oh. Well, then...Copy !req
1344. Nicholas, my family
trusted you.Copy !req
1345. Shut up!Copy !req
1346. Listen, Mr. Samsonite,
about the briefcase-Copy !req
1347. my friend Harry and I
have every intentionCopy !req
1348. - of fully reimbursing you.
- What?Copy !req
1349. You open it up.
Open it up!Copy !req
1350. Go ahead, open it up.
Do what he says.Copy !req
1351. Hurry.Copy !req
1352. What is this?
What is this?Copy !req
1353. Where's all the money?Copy !req
1354. That's as good
as money, sir.Copy !req
1355. Those are IOUs.
Go ahead and add it up.Copy !req
1356. Every cent's
accounted for.Copy !req
1357. Look. See this?Copy !req
1358. That's a car.
275 thou.Copy !req
1359. Might want to hang on
to that one.Copy !req
1360. You're a dead man.
You're a dead man!Copy !req
1361. Lloyd, I'm home!Copy !req
1362. Look, we've got to have
a serious talk.Copy !req
1363. I got a confession
to make.Copy !req
1364. Oh, good.
You found her.Copy !req
1365. I'll leave
you two alone.Copy !req
1366. No. Stay.Copy !req
1367. Ugh!Copy !req
1368. Yes, I'd like a one-way ticket
to AmsterdamCopy !req
1369. departing as soon
as possible, please.Copy !req
1370. How do you guys
know each other?Copy !req
1371. We used to be
best friends.Copy !req
1372. Yeah, until he turned
into a backstabber.Copy !req
1373. Me a backstabber?
You got a lot of nerve.Copy !req
1374. You knew I was
crazy about her!Copy !req
1375. And you knew I was crazy
about Fraida Felcher,Copy !req
1376. and that didn't stop you, did it?Copy !req
1377. - What do you mean?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
1378. Don't deny it, Lloyd.Copy !req
1379. Fraida told me the whole sleazy story,
Mr. French Tickler.Copy !req
1380. Okay, what time does it-
what time does that leave?Copy !req
1381. Thank you-
wait a second.Copy !req
1382. Can I have
a vegetarian meal?Copy !req
1383. I guess we both learned
a little somethingCopy !req
1384. - about each other today, didn't we?
- Yeah, you said it, pal.Copy !req
1385. Maybe we're not as good of
friends as we thought we were.Copy !req
1386. I guess not.Copy !req
1387. I mean, if one beautiful girl
can rip us apart like this,Copy !req
1388. then maybe our friendship
isn't worth a damn.Copy !req
1389. Maybe we should
call it quits right now.Copy !req
1390. You just tell me
where to sign, bud.Copy !req
1391. Right on my ass
after you kiss it!Copy !req
1392. Kiss it?
You kiss mine!Copy !req
1393. Both cheeks, both lips,
right here!Copy !req
1394. - Put it right-
- Shut up!Copy !req
1395. Now, which one of you losers
wants to get it first?Copy !req
1396. Over here...Copy !req
1397. I was the one that got you into
this whole mess.Copy !req
1398. Come on
and shoot me.Copy !req
1399. No! Wait! Wait.
No no, do me first.Copy !req
1400. I stole your girl, Lloyd.
I deserve it.Copy !req
1401. - No, you don't.
- Yes, I do.Copy !req
1402. - No, you don't-
- Yes, I do!Copy !req
1403. Yesterday was one of the greatest
days of my life.Copy !req
1404. Mary and I went skiing, we made
a snowman, she touched my leg.Copy !req
1405. Okay, kill him!Copy !req
1406. Oh! Oh, no!Copy !req
1407. You killed my best friend,
you bastard!Copy !req
1408. If it's any consolation,Copy !req
1409. you're about
to be reunited.Copy !req
1410. Harry!
You're alive!Copy !req
1411. And you're
a horrible shot.Copy !req
1412. Lucky me.Copy !req
1413. Police! Open up!
Nobody move!Copy !req
1414. Everybody freeze!
Get those hands up!Copy !req
1415. Not you, dummy!Copy !req
1416. Get the gun.Copy !req
1417. Special Officer
Beth Jordan, FBI.Copy !req
1418. Hey! Who?
But- huh?Copy !req
1419. Mr. Dunne,
thank you very much.Copy !req
1420. We couldn't have
done it without you.Copy !req
1421. We've been
following you guysCopy !req
1422. all the way
from Providence.Copy !req
1423. What's going on,
Harry?Copy !req
1424. Your name is Harry,
isn't it?Copy !req
1425. Yeah, she-she grabbed me down the lobby,
explained what was up.Copy !req
1426. Then they slapped
this bulletproof vest on meCopy !req
1427. and gave me a gun.Copy !req
1428. But what if he shot you
in the face?Copy !req
1429. What if he shot me
in the face?Copy !req
1430. That's a risk
we were willing to take.Copy !req
1431. How come I didn't
get a gun?Copy !req
1432. Did you
get a gun?Copy !req
1433. You were right,
Lloyd.Copy !req
1434. She was definitely
worth the trip.Copy !req
1435. Yeah. She's something,
ain't she, Harr?Copy !req
1436. I'm glad we were able
to help her out.Copy !req
1437. - Honey!
- Easy easy.Copy !req
1438. - You're okay.
- Okay, I'm just a little sore.Copy !req
1439. I'm sorry.
Oh, sweetie.Copy !req
1440. Oh, baby, I missed
your loving.Copy !req
1441. Honey, there's someone
I want to introduce you to.Copy !req
1442. He's the kindest,
gentlest man I've ever met.Copy !req
1443. - Will you meet him?
- Sure.Copy !req
1444. He's got a gun!Copy !req
1445. Lloyd? Lloyd!Copy !req
1446. I said this is
my husband Bobby.Copy !req
1447. - Oh. Hi, Bobby.
- Hi.Copy !req
1448. - I'm so happy for you.
- Thank you.Copy !req
1449. Thank you both
very much.Copy !req
1450. I owe you both
a debt of gratitude.Copy !req
1451. Thank you.Copy !req
1452. I can't believe
this, Lloyd.Copy !req
1453. First Mary dumps us,Copy !req
1454. then the cops take
our nest egg.Copy !req
1455. - Then our hog breaks down.
- Yeah!Copy !req
1456. When are we ever
gonna catch a break?Copy !req
1457. Hi, y'all.Copy !req
1458. Hi, guys! We're going
on a national bikini tour,Copy !req
1459. and we're looking for
two oil boysCopy !req
1460. who can grease us up
before each competition.Copy !req
1461. You are in luck!Copy !req
1462. There's a town about
three miles that way.Copy !req
1463. I'm sure you'll find
a couple guys there.Copy !req
1464. Okay. Thanks.Copy !req
1465. Bye!Copy !req
1466. Do you realize
what you've done?Copy !req
1467. - Hey!
- Lloyd!Copy !req
1468. Lloyd!Copy !req
1469. You'll have to
excuse my friend.Copy !req
1470. He's a little slow.Copy !req
1471. The town is
back that way.Copy !req
1472. Wow.Copy !req
1473. Two lucky guysCopy !req
1474. are gonna be driving around
with those girlsCopy !req
1475. for the next
couple of months.Copy !req
1476. Yeah, don't worry.Copy !req
1477. We'll catch
our break too.Copy !req
1478. - Just gotta keep our eyes open.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1479. - You're it.
- You're it.Copy !req
1480. You're it.
Quitsies.Copy !req
1481. You're it. Anti-quitsies,
double-stamp.Copy !req
1482. You're it. Anti-quitsies,
triple-stamp.Copy !req
1483. - No erasies, none at all.
- You can't triple-stamp.Copy !req
1484. Yes, if you have a double-stamp,
of course you can.Copy !req
1485. You can't if you
have a double-stamp!Copy !req
1486. You can't triple-stamp-
the rule!Copy !req
1487. You can't triple-stamp
a double-stamp, Lloyd!Copy !req
1488. Lloyd! Lloyd!Copy !req