1. I'm so sick of doing this.Copy !req
2. I'm sick of waiting
for the world to end.Copy !req
3. Me too.Copy !req
4. Why don't we do
something else for a change?Copy !req
5. Yeah? Like what?Copy !req
6. I don't know.Copy !req
7. But we can figure something out
if we put our heads together.Copy !req
8. My head just got stepped on.Copy !req
9. I can't think of nothing.Copy !req
10. California!
Let's move to California.Copy !req
11. I got a job.
I got responsibilities.Copy !req
12. Biscuit, you're washing dishes
in a shithole, brother.Copy !req
13. Personally, I think you could
risk the career change.Copy !req
14. Look, Milo, we are talking
about real life here, okay?Copy !req
15. Real life is not California.
Real life is a shit sandwichCopy !req
16. and every day,
you gotta take another bite.Copy !req
17. What if it isn't
a shit sandwich?Copy !req
18. I mean, what if California
is really a paradiseCopy !req
19. and we're missing out on it?Copy !req
20. Okay, look at this guy.Copy !req
21. If there was paradise
anywhere on Earth,Copy !req
22. don't you think
he'd know about it?Copy !req
23. Imagine this...
A winter without snow.Copy !req
24. Milo, we don't got any money.Copy !req
25. I got a thousand bucks
in my insuranceCopy !req
26. settlement left.
That can get us there.Copy !req
27. That's yours.Copy !req
28. Uh, so what? I'd just blow it
on beer, anyway.Copy !req
29. So, why don't you
just go by yourself?Copy !req
30. And who'd take care
of you fuck-ups?Copy !req
31. Aww...Copy !req
32. Oh, come on, Grant,
you'll never get a better offer.Copy !req
33. What more do you want?Copy !req
34. Yeah, Grant,
what more do you want?Copy !req
35. That!Copy !req
36. What about right here?Copy !req
37. Be back in a minute.Copy !req
38. God, how chicks
love a man in uniform.Copy !req
39. Grant! Chill out, man.Copy !req
40. Thanks.Copy !req
41. You're welcome.Copy !req
42. What's your name?Copy !req
43. Grant.Copy !req
44. Mine's Elyse.Copy !req
45. What's wrong?Copy !req
46. I, uh... I gotta
get back to my friends.Copy !req
47. No, you don't.Copy !req
48. Stay here and talk to me.Copy !req
49. Grant! Chow Mein's getting cold.Copy !req
50. I... I really gotta go.Copy !req
51. Too late.Copy !req
52. Oh, what's going on?Copy !req
53. Oh, nothing, nothing.
I was just, uh...Copy !req
54. I was just giving her a light,
that's all.Copy !req
55. Yeah? Maybe you're trying
to pick up on her?Copy !req
56. Nah, nah, I was just... I was
just being cool, that's all.Copy !req
57. - Don't fuck with me!
- Come on, man, come on.Copy !req
58. Come on, man, come on, man.Copy !req
59. You didn't think you were going
to have to deal with me, huh?Copy !req
60. Whoa!Copy !req
61. I'm gonna waste you!Copy !req
62. You're not so tough.
Are you? Huh?Copy !req
63. Next time,
I'll eat you alive, man.Copy !req
64. I'll fucking kill you!Copy !req
65. Hey, come on down
from there, man.Copy !req
66. You're gonna get hurt.Copy !req
67. Everything's...
Everything's totally fucked.Copy !req
68. Music's fucked...Copy !req
69. Girls are fucked...Copy !req
70. We're fucked.Copy !req
71. So what else is new?Copy !req
72. So, one step
and it'll all be over.Copy !req
73. Don't do it, man.Copy !req
74. Why not?Copy !req
75. 'Cause you got the car keys!Copy !req
76. Shit!Copy !req
77. Biscuit! Milo!
Jesus Christ, get me off!Copy !req
78. Hang on!Copy !req
79. Hurry up.
I can't hold on much longer.Copy !req
80. Yes, you can.
We're almost there.Copy !req
81. Hurry up!Copy !req
82. Oh, shit! Oh, shit...Copy !req
83. Oh, shit, please, hurry up.Copy !req
84. Hold on. Hold on, I'm coming.
Hold on, I'm coming.Copy !req
85. Come on. Come on.Copy !req
86. Milo! Milo!Copy !req
87. Oh, here we go.Copy !req
88. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
89. That's it, man.
We're going to California.Copy !req
90. Hey, Milo,
wake up, man.Copy !req
91. Check it out.Copy !req
92. There's like, some maniac
in the middle of the road.Copy !req
93. - snoring
- Nah, let him sleep.Copy !req
94. Howdy! Say, can you guys
give me a hand for a second?Copy !req
95. I'm dug in over here
on the shoulder.Copy !req
96. I'm sorry.
We're in kind of a hurry.Copy !req
97. Hurry? Look out here, man.Copy !req
98. There ain't nothing out here
to hurry for.Copy !req
99. Come on,
this will just take a second.Copy !req
100. I thought Elvis was dead.Copy !req
101. Yeah.Copy !req
102. Yo, man. Why are we
stopping hereCopy !req
103. in Bumfuck, Egypt?Copy !req
104. Forget it, man.
Just go back to sleep.Copy !req
105. - Hey, who does your hair, man?
- My gardener.Copy !req
106. - Thanks, man.
- We didn't do nothing yet.Copy !req
107. Grant, didn't your mother
ever tell youCopy !req
108. not to talk to strangers?Copy !req
109. That's it, guys.
Just keep pushing it.Copy !req
110. Come on, baby!
Come on, honey.Copy !req
111. Get behind that mother.
Come on, man.Copy !req
112. Come on, man. Get busy.Copy !req
113. Come on. Push! Come on.
Hey, come on! Hey, hey, come on!Copy !req
114. That's it.Copy !req
115. Oh! Much obliged.
Here, man, have a cigarette.Copy !req
116. - Oh, no thanks.
- I'll take one.Copy !req
117. Well, we're lucky
it's not hot out here today.Copy !req
118. This country's murder
without AC.Copy !req
119. What's you fellows'
line of work anyway?Copy !req
120. Survival.Copy !req
121. Well, that's the slowest
form of suicide.Copy !req
122. Look, man,
if I can ever be of any help...Copy !req
123. Daredelvis?Copy !req
124. Horse trader, snake charmer,
marriage counselor,Copy !req
125. divorce lawyer, musician,
poker player, stunt driver,Copy !req
126. douser, clairvoyant,Copy !req
127. actor... poet?Copy !req
128. But my real bread and butter
is the bullfighting thing.Copy !req
129. You gotta catch my act, man.
It's going nowhere but up.Copy !req
130. Listen, I'm in a hurry.
I gotta go.Copy !req
131. Yo.Copy !req
132. Yo.Copy !req
133. He ain't no bullfighter.Copy !req
134. He ain't even Spanish.Copy !req
135. Come on, baby.Copy !req
136. Guys, I just had
this weird dreamCopy !req
137. that Elvis Presley
was a friend of ours.Copy !req
138. Check it out, dudes.Copy !req
139. There's a town in Arizona
called Mohawk.Copy !req
140. Maybe I'll retire there.Copy !req
141. Yeah. Ha ha.Copy !req
142. Pull over, I gotta piss.Copy !req
143. You just pissed
at the last stop.Copy !req
144. Well, I gotta piss again.Copy !req
145. No, no, you can wait.Copy !req
146. - Grant...
- What?Copy !req
147. I gotta go too.Copy !req
148. Nice country, man.Copy !req
149. Looks like a Roadrunner cartoon.Copy !req
150. Beep beep.Copy !req
151. Beep...Copy !req
152. Ahh...Copy !req
153. I mean,
it's kinda creepy, like...Copy !req
154. like too much open space.
You feel that?Copy !req
155. Hey... Spacecase?Copy !req
156. Yo! We talking to you!Copy !req
157. Hey, you got a problem?Copy !req
158. Let's get the hell out of here.Copy !req
159. Absolutely.Copy !req
160. This time tomorrow...Copy !req
161. we're gonna be staring
at the lights of Hollywood.Copy !req
162. Hey, maybe we'll meet
the Go-Go's, huh?Copy !req
163. They broke up, stupid.Copy !req
164. When'd that happen?Copy !req
165. Like, a thousand years ago.Copy !req
166. Good, then they'll be free
to have my babies.Copy !req
167. Biscuit,
you're so fucking clueless.Copy !req
168. The Go-Go's wouldn't touch us
if they had rubber gloves on.Copy !req
169. Give it a rest.Copy !req
170. Just got a little cabin fever,
that's all.Copy !req
171. One more day,
and everything will be...Copy !req
172. cool.Copy !req
173. Wouldn't count on it.Copy !req
174. You don't know it, Grant.Copy !req
175. Coming out hereCopy !req
176. is one of the best moves
that you ever made.Copy !req
177. Someday you're gonna thank me.Copy !req
178. Goodnight,
you crazy knuckleheads.Copy !req
179. Yee-haw! Howdy, boys!Copy !req
180. Come on, man.
Get 'em, now!Copy !req
181. Go, go, go.Copy !req
182. Three pigs in a blanket.Copy !req
183. I'll tell you when to get up,
you son of a bitch.Copy !req
184. Well, now, my little
piggly wigglies,Copy !req
185. you done fucked up.Copy !req
186. Of all the places to camp
in this whole state,Copy !req
187. you picked
our favorite rendezvous.Copy !req
188. Yeah.Copy !req
189. Hey, man, we're not
looking for any trouble, really.Copy !req
190. We are. And you are it.Copy !req
191. Listen, take what you want.
Just leave us alone.Copy !req
192. I'll do whatever in the fuck
I want to. You understand?Copy !req
193. Hey, Missoula,
we got New York plates here.Copy !req
194. City boys.Copy !req
195. Hey, look, I'm sure
we can work something out.Copy !req
196. I mean,
why don't we all sit downCopy !req
197. and party a little bit?
What the heck?Copy !req
198. We want to party, all right!Copy !req
199. Yeah, we are!Copy !req
200. That's a fine jacket you got.Copy !req
201. Bet you feel real cool when
you wear it, don't you?Copy !req
202. Well, take it off.
Take it off.Copy !req
203. It fits.Copy !req
204. Shit! Hey, guys.
I just found 800 bucks.Copy !req
205. You little freaks are better
than a week of wetbacks.Copy !req
206. Lookie here.Copy !req
207. That's all the money we got.Copy !req
208. We need it. For California.Copy !req
209. Oh, poor thing.Copy !req
210. Why don't you come on ahead
and take it?Copy !req
211. Yeah, take it.Copy !req
212. Bang.Copy !req
213. Lookie here.
Yessir, that is some hairdo.Copy !req
214. That is something special,
ain't it?Copy !req
215. You know, I believe we got us
a real, live Indian here.Copy !req
216. Genuine Sitting-Bull shit.Copy !req
217. Want a little off the top,
buddy?Copy !req
218. Come on, Missoula, let's go!Copy !req
219. - Shut up!
- Hold it, man,Copy !req
220. - you're going too far.
- They ain't Mexicans.Copy !req
221. You needle-dick bug-fuckers
ain't got two balls between you.Copy !req
222. I thought you boys
wanted to have a little fun.Copy !req
223. Maybe you should have hooked up
a Girl Scout meeting, huh?Copy !req
224. Go on! Come on! We'll catch up.Copy !req
225. Yee-haw!Copy !req
226. I know you're out here.Copy !req
227. Man, them jackrabbits run fast.Copy !req
228. Milo!Copy !req
229. Well, you sorry sack of shit.Copy !req
230. Fuck you!Copy !req
231. One in the brain pan, boy.Copy !req
232. Forget it, man.Copy !req
233. I'm wasted.Copy !req
234. Biscuit. Please, not now.Copy !req
235. Oh, my God!Copy !req
236. You boys
been robbed, all right,Copy !req
237. but I don't see
no evidence of murder.Copy !req
238. But... you got two eyewitnesses.Copy !req
239. That I do.
But I don't got no body.Copy !req
240. If I don't got no body
I don't got no murder.Copy !req
241. - Right, Watts?
- Right, Sam.Copy !req
242. Heads up.Copy !req
243. So... So...
So, uh, what are you gonna do?Copy !req
244. Oh, nothing to do.
File a report, maybe.Copy !req
245. What about Missoula?Copy !req
246. Didn't check out.Copy !req
247. Missoula's just a town
in Montana.Copy !req
248. Yeah, but... What about that guy
that found us?Copy !req
249. Maybe...
Maybe he knows something.Copy !req
250. That's something else.
This cowboy dude...Copy !req
251. Ain't nobody's seen him.Copy !req
252. Miss Minnie Starter found you
boys on her back porch steps,Copy !req
253. then she called us.Copy !req
254. Listen, I know what I saw.Copy !req
255. Ain't too sure about that son.
Heads up!Copy !req
256. Sir, our best friend's
just been murderedCopy !req
257. by a bunch of cutthroats, okay.Copy !req
258. We've just been robbed
of everything we own.Copy !req
259. And all you guys are gonna do
about it is file a report.Copy !req
260. What do you guys do all day?
Play with yourselves?Copy !req
261. Listen to me, you little prick.Copy !req
262. I'm tired of you
New York and LA typesCopy !req
263. stomping through here,Copy !req
264. making us look like a bunch
of backward hicks.Copy !req
265. I'll tell you what I'm gonna do.
I'm gonna take you into town,Copy !req
266. the wrecker's
gonna bring your car in,Copy !req
267. you're gonna get in,Copy !req
268. and you can get the hell out
of here and let us do our jobs.Copy !req
269. Any more of your smart-ass
faggot remarks,Copy !req
270. you can make from behind bars.
Right, Watts?Copy !req
271. - Right, Sam.
- Get in there.Copy !req
272. Cowboy dude, huh?
Give me a break.Copy !req
273. Got a couple of tires
off an unclaimed Bug over thereCopy !req
274. and put them on for you.Copy !req
275. I want you out of town
in an hour.Copy !req
276. You know, maybe this wouldn't
have happenedCopy !req
277. if you looked like normal folks.Copy !req
278. This sucks.Copy !req
279. You know that 40 bucks
that I had hidden in my boot?Copy !req
280. It's enough to get us
out of this stupid state.Copy !req
281. What the hell are you doing?Copy !req
282. Going back.Copy !req
283. - What for?
- To get the guys that got Milo.Copy !req
284. What are you, crazy?Copy !req
285. Where you going?Copy !req
286. What are you gonna do?
Take on the whole gang?Copy !req
287. If I have to.Copy !req
288. Grant, you are not
Clint-fucking-Eastwood.Copy !req
289. You don't even know
how to shoot a gun.Copy !req
290. Those... Those maniacs
were born with them.Copy !req
291. Just... Just let the cops
handle it, okay?Copy !req
292. But they're not
gonna do anything!Copy !req
293. Come on, you saw them!Copy !req
294. If we don't do anything,
nobody will.Copy !req
295. We?Copy !req
296. Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
297. Wait, you don't... you don't
care about what happened?Copy !req
298. Yes, I care!Copy !req
299. But if Milo were here right nowCopy !req
300. he'd say, "Get going, man,
go to LA."Copy !req
301. That's what I'm gonna do.Copy !req
302. I got a plan.Copy !req
303. You got squat with 40 bucks.Copy !req
304. I gotta take my chances.Copy !req
305. How are you gonna
get there anyway?Copy !req
306. See, I figured we head north,
you know.Copy !req
307. Missoula's a nickname,
maybe that's where he's from.Copy !req
308. - Maybe where he's going.
- Grant, you have never caredCopy !req
309. about anything
in your entire life.Copy !req
310. - Why you starting now?
- You coming or not?Copy !req
311. Not.Copy !req
312. You know, I could be wrong.
Missoula could be a local.Copy !req
313. He might just drop by
a little laterCopy !req
314. and decide to pick you up.Copy !req
315. Give you a lift.
That'd be a party. Wouldn't it?Copy !req
316. Hi.Copy !req
317. It's no use, man.Copy !req
318. These guys could be
at the North Pole by nowCopy !req
319. for all we know. And we...
We wouldn't have a clue.Copy !req
320. I give up.Copy !req
321. No, they're here. I can feel it.Copy !req
322. Want Western earrings?Copy !req
323. Uh... We're broke, okay?Copy !req
324. The highest grade silver
and turquoise, handmade by me.Copy !req
325. Scram, okay?Copy !req
326. Want some authentic
Navajo jewelry?Copy !req
327. Excuse me, folks, I'm not
trying to sell you anything.Copy !req
328. But it's the darnedest thing.Copy !req
329. Me and my buddy here were just
separated from our choir groupCopy !req
330. - and we were wondering, uh...
- Who are you anyway?Copy !req
331. Perchance you may
have seen them? I'm Grant,Copy !req
332. - this is Biscuit.
- Hi, good morning.Copy !req
333. No, we haven't seen them.Copy !req
334. You sure? Six guys in a black
pickup truckCopy !req
335. with a gun-rack on the back?Copy !req
336. No, no.Copy !req
337. Well, then,
maybe you think you gotCopy !req
338. any spare change
you can lend us?Copy !req
339. No, we don't have
any spare change.Copy !req
340. Uh-huh. Traveler's Checks?Copy !req
341. No Traveler's Checks.Copy !req
342. You know how to fold a map?Copy !req
343. Go away!Copy !req
344. Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
345. Well, um, have a nice day, okay?Copy !req
346. Okay, I hope
you get ripped off here.Copy !req
347. You looking for the man
with lots of guns?Copy !req
348. You seen him?Copy !req
349. - They were here.
- When?Copy !req
350. Yesterday afternoon.Copy !req
351. Hey, how much?Copy !req
352. Wait, wait, quiet.Copy !req
353. They were yelling at each otherCopy !req
354. and my father
tried to make them go away,Copy !req
355. but the man with the pictures
on his arms beat him up.Copy !req
356. Where did they go?Copy !req
357. Are they your friends?Copy !req
358. No, no,
they hurt a friend of ours.Copy !req
359. That's why
we're trying to get them.Copy !req
360. That way.Copy !req
361. Wait, wait, it was
two big black trucks, right?Copy !req
362. With a dead deer in the back.Copy !req
363. - What?
- No, no, wait, that makes sense.Copy !req
364. They kill a deer
and then they look like hunters.Copy !req
365. Terrific. How much
for those earrings?Copy !req
366. - Ten dollars.
- Oh, wow, well...Copy !req
367. - Can I give you five for one?
- It's a deal.Copy !req
368. Thank you.Copy !req
369. - Bye bye.
- Bye.Copy !req
370. Keep on rocking.Copy !req
371. Biscuit, I think it's them.Copy !req
372. Oh, man!Copy !req
373. - Water.
- Go get the water.Copy !req
374. Okay, what happened?Copy !req
375. Told Missoula
we're gonna turn ourselves in.Copy !req
376. Him and the others
bushwhacked us.Copy !req
377. Where did they go?
Where's Missoula?Copy !req
378. Come on! Answer me!Copy !req
379. North. North.Copy !req
380. North? Where?Copy !req
381. Wyoming in Montana.Copy !req
382. Don't... follow them.Copy !req
383. What are you doing?Copy !req
384. He's not gonna need it.Copy !req
385. We are.Copy !req
386. Hi.Copy !req
387. Howdy.Copy !req
388. - Fill her up?
- Yes, Ma'am.Copy !req
389. - New York, huh?
- That's right.Copy !req
390. You're a long way from home.Copy !req
391. Well, if you can
call New York home.Copy !req
392. So... what brings you to Utah?Copy !req
393. Uh... hunting.Copy !req
394. Is that right?Copy !req
395. Yeah, yeah, some... some cousins
of mine are taking us but, uh...Copy !req
396. They ditched us a ways back,
you know.Copy !req
397. Ditch the city boys in the middle
of nowheres.Copy !req
398. You gotta love 'em.Copy !req
399. Uh, hey, maybe you seen them.Copy !req
400. Three guys, one of them
has a real scraggly beard.Copy !req
401. He's got tattoos all over him.Copy !req
402. They're in a black pickup,
fog-lights?Copy !req
403. Can't say that I have.Copy !req
404. Well, we're just trying to catch
back up with them, you know?Copy !req
405. Golly, gosh, darn,
I'm gonna kill those guys.Copy !req
406. Grant, I'm gonna get
something to eat.Copy !req
407. I wouldn't go in there
if I were you.Copy !req
408. You're not me, are you?Copy !req
409. Oh, huh, I'm sorry, he gets
real stupid when he's hungry.Copy !req
410. Biscuit, whoa, dude.Copy !req
411. Maybe she's right, you know.
Maybe we shouldn't go in there.Copy !req
412. Ah, she was yanking your crank.Copy !req
413. I don't know. Maybe...
Maybe the food stinks.Copy !req
414. Come here. Smell that.Copy !req
415. Mmm.Copy !req
416. That is two beefy
charbroiled pattiesCopy !req
417. piled high with cheese,
pickles, and onions,Copy !req
418. and a hickory barbecue sauceCopy !req
419. that will bring you
to your knees.Copy !req
420. - They're just waiting for us.
- Hi.Copy !req
421. All we gotta do is go in thereCopy !req
422. and tell some cute
little waitress to serve 'em up.Copy !req
423. That's it.Copy !req
424. All right?Copy !req
425. Come on.Copy !req
426. Oh, shit.Copy !req
427. Oh, excuse me.Copy !req
428. I'm sorry about the mess.Copy !req
429. I swear to God
I'll take care of it.Copy !req
430. No!Copy !req
431. Hey, hey, whoa!
Hey, hey, whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
432. Don't you think you guys
are a little edgy?Copy !req
433. That does it.
You're paying for the fine.Copy !req
434. Y'all don't come back now.
You hear?Copy !req
435. Get back to the swamp!Copy !req
436. I told you not to go in there.Copy !req
437. Thanks for the tip.
Now, here's one for you.Copy !req
438. Hey, you guys
owe me ten bucks!Copy !req
439. - Where you going?
- LA.Copy !req
440. What are you
talking about? That's my car.Copy !req
441. Not anymore, it's not.Copy !req
442. Wait, wait, one second,
come on.Copy !req
443. I'll drive, okay?
Hey, give me the keys.Copy !req
444. Please, please. Pretty please?
Come on.Copy !req
445. Yes.Copy !req
446. Oh, nice shot, asshole. God...Copy !req
447. What the hell were you gonna do?
Leave me here all alone?Copy !req
448. Yeah, if you didn't stop
playing Wyatt Earp.Copy !req
449. Hey, don't blame it on me.Copy !req
450. If you weren't so pig-headed
back there,Copy !req
451. none of this would've happened.Copy !req
452. Hey, you're the one who wanted
to go after those psychosCopy !req
453. - in the first place.
- Fuck you!Copy !req
454. No, fuck you!Copy !req
455. - No, fuck you!
- No, fuck you!Copy !req
456. - No, fuck you!
- No, fuck you!Copy !req
457. - No, fuck you!
- No, fuck you, man!Copy !req
458. Come on! Come on!Copy !req
459. You don't care
about what happened, do you?Copy !req
460. Milo's got nothing
to do with it anymore.Copy !req
461. It's you, man.Copy !req
462. You just want to keep goingCopy !req
463. because you finally got
a purpose in life.Copy !req
464. You know, till a week ago,
I never seen a dead man before.Copy !req
465. And now...Copy !req
466. Fuck! You know?Copy !req
467. I'm going to LA, man.Copy !req
468. The land of broads
and beaches,Copy !req
469. and it may not be paradise,Copy !req
470. but it's sure gonna be—Copy !req
471. Shit! A fucking deer!Copy !req
472. It's them!Copy !req
473. Get the keys!Copy !req
474. Wait, wait, let it settle.Copy !req
475. There they are.Copy !req
476. There they go! Come on!
Punch it! Punch it!Copy !req
477. Grant, I know we've never
gotten aroundCopy !req
478. to discussing this before.Copy !req
479. Now that we found them,
what are we gonna do with them?Copy !req
480. Oh, shit!Copy !req
481. Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.Copy !req
482. Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
483. Shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
484. Okay, on the count of three,Copy !req
485. I want you to weave over
to the sideCopy !req
486. and pull even with the cab.Copy !req
487. - Double yellow line, Grant.
- One...Copy !req
488. - We're gonna hit another car.
- Two...Copy !req
489. - We're gonna die!
- Three!Copy !req
490. Oh, fuck!Copy !req
491. Freeze, motherfucker!Copy !req
492. God damn!Copy !req
493. That's enough, goddammit.Copy !req
494. You are dealing with the son
of a New York cab driver,Copy !req
495. you asshole.Copy !req
496. Come on, come on,
I got something for you.Copy !req
497. Look out!Copy !req
498. Go, blast them.Copy !req
499. Adios, sucker!Copy !req
500. Come on, come on, come on.Copy !req
501. Come on. We're on fire, come on.Copy !req
502. That's the end of them.
Rhat, what do you want to eat?Copy !req
503. Biscuit, come on. Come on.Copy !req
504. Well, you boys
are having quite a day.Copy !req
505. Sorry, you must think I'm...
I'm a pig or something.Copy !req
506. Not at all.Copy !req
507. It's nice to cook for someone,
for a change.Copy !req
508. Oh, then wait
till you see Biscuit eat.Copy !req
509. I'm talking Jaws here.Copy !req
510. Where did he get that name?
Biscuit?Copy !req
511. Dog biscuits.Copy !req
512. We used to eat them
when we were kids only,Copy !req
513. he never stopped.Copy !req
514. He's got great teeth, though.Copy !req
515. Entirely free
of unsightly plaque.Copy !req
516. Something wrong?Copy !req
517. No, I was just, uh...Copy !req
518. I was just wondering...
what are you doing here?Copy !req
519. It just...Copy !req
520. Uh...Copy !req
521. I mean it just
seems like... like, uh...Copy !req
522. A waste?Copy !req
523. Yeah.Copy !req
524. My husband and I moved
out here from Chicago.Copy !req
525. It was his idea
to get back to the land.Copy !req
526. To be a rancher.Copy !req
527. But he found out that he didn't
like to get his hands dirty.Copy !req
528. And I did.Copy !req
529. So he left.Copy !req
530. I'm still here
and I'm doing just fine.Copy !req
531. Thanks.Copy !req
532. Don't you ever
miss the city though?Copy !req
533. Yeah. Yeah, I miss the people.Copy !req
534. So, what do you do?
Hunt down wrecks all day?Copy !req
535. I've got the only
tow truck around.Copy !req
536. Morning.Copy !req
537. - Morning.
- Sorry if I woke you.Copy !req
538. Nah, it's okay.Copy !req
539. Shit!Copy !req
540. Let it kick up,
not back, okay?Copy !req
541. - Okay,
- Right.Copy !req
542. Whoa!Copy !req
543. All right. Try one by yourself.Copy !req
544. Okay.Copy !req
545. - Good.
- Okay.Copy !req
546. All right.Copy !req
547. Not bad, you're getting it.Copy !req
548. - Let's go for a ride.
- Uh...Copy !req
549. I've never
ridden a horse before.Copy !req
550. Won't take you long
to get the hang of it.Copy !req
551. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!Copy !req
552. Stop! Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
553. So, you think you can
handle it now?Copy !req
554. Oh, yeah. No problem.Copy !req
555. Okay then.Copy !req
556. - Show me your stuff, city boy.
- Sure.Copy !req
557. Hee-Yah!Copy !req
558. Whoa, whoa, nice horsie.Copy !req
559. Lucky for you,
it's too late to make it back.Copy !req
560. I know a place
where we can camp.Copy !req
561. - Camp?
- Worried about Biscuit?Copy !req
562. Is your refrigerator full?Copy !req
563. - Sure is.
- Then he'll be fine.Copy !req
564. Hey.Copy !req
565. Grant, you gotta stop
dragging this around.Copy !req
566. It's not being fair to yourself.Copy !req
567. Fair?Copy !req
568. Fair? Would've been fair if they
killed me instead of Milo.Copy !req
569. I'm the fuck up.Copy !req
570. That's not true.Copy !req
571. You've never
given yourself a chance.Copy !req
572. I gotta do this.Copy !req
573. Tracking Missoula is suicide.
He will kill you.Copy !req
574. I have to prove to myself
that I can do more than justCopy !req
575. look for exit signs.Copy !req
576. I gotta go for it.Copy !req
577. So go for it.Copy !req
578. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
579. I don't believe
you beat me back.Copy !req
580. Guess I'm a real cowboy now.Copy !req
581. - Ow!
- Sore?Copy !req
582. Don't speak too soon.Copy !req
583. Time to go.Copy !req
584. Biscuit, I think
you got out of bed too soon.Copy !req
585. We're two days behind Missoula.
The trail is dying.Copy !req
586. Biscuit, I don't think you're
in any shape to go anywhere.Copy !req
587. Yeah, man, you gotta
give that arm a rest.Copy !req
588. Arm is strong.Copy !req
589. Okay, so the arm's fine.Copy !req
590. It's... it's your head
I'm worried about.Copy !req
591. My head's okay.Copy !req
592. Clear like... mountain water.Copy !req
593. Let's go.Copy !req
594. I mean, we got no wheels.Copy !req
595. - We got feet.
- We can't go on foot.Copy !req
596. Then I go.Copy !req
597. Biscuit!Copy !req
598. You're gonna
get yourselves killed.Copy !req
599. He's right though.
The longer we wait,Copy !req
600. the colder the trail's gonna be.Copy !req
601. Biscuit thinks he's an Indian.
He's losing it, Grant.Copy !req
602. Biscuit will be fine, okay?Copy !req
603. I know him.Copy !req
604. Well... if you're gonna do it...Copy !req
605. you better do it right.Copy !req
606. Needs a new mufflerCopy !req
607. but it'll get you
where you want to go.Copy !req
608. Just don't try
sneaking up on anyone.Copy !req
609. So, what's your plan?Copy !req
610. I figured we'd, uh...Copy !req
611. Get back to where we started.Copy !req
612. Maybe go north. Go to Wyoming.Copy !req
613. There's
a lot of country up there.Copy !req
614. We find them.Copy !req
615. Listen, we owe ya.Copy !req
616. Just keep your scalps.Copy !req
617. Even packed a lunch
for you idiots.Copy !req
618. They're in the back
with the guns.Copy !req
619. Dibs on the tuna.Copy !req
620. You okay?Copy !req
621. I fine.Copy !req
622. "I fine?"Copy !req
623. What the hell happened to you
back there?Copy !req
624. Me? What the hell
happened to you?Copy !req
625. You're the one who came riding
out of the sunriseCopy !req
626. like he was John Wayne.Copy !req
627. Look who's talking.Copy !req
628. Statue of Liberty here.Copy !req
629. Hey, at least I haven't
forgotten why we're out here.Copy !req
630. What's that supposed to mean?Copy !req
631. Means I ain't getting soft,
that's what it means.Copy !req
632. I was the one who had the guts
all along.Copy !req
633. You were the one
who wanted to go back to Queens.Copy !req
634. I changed my mind.Copy !req
635. North.Copy !req
636. They went north.Copy !req
637. Since when did you become
a tracking expert?Copy !req
638. These tracks are two,
three days old.Copy !req
639. How do you know that?
These tracks could be anybody's.Copy !req
640. Doesn't make any sense.Copy !req
641. The way to Missoula's
in the opposite direction.Copy !req
642. I say we stay on the highway.Copy !req
643. They were here.Copy !req
644. They put oil in the truck.Copy !req
645. Biscuit, we don't know that.Copy !req
646. Yes, we do.Copy !req
647. Where is everybody?Copy !req
648. - The pump's locked.
- Great.Copy !req
649. I saw this movie once
about these scientist dudesCopy !req
650. who come to this town
in the middle of nowhere,Copy !req
651. they're looking
for a meteor, right?Copy !req
652. Crash landed from outer space.Copy !req
653. There's no one around.
You know why?Copy !req
654. 'Cause they're all dead.Copy !req
655. They're dead
because their bloodCopy !req
656. turned to sand from this diseaseCopy !req
657. the meteor brought with it
from space.Copy !req
658. I think this is that town.Copy !req
659. Biscuit, shut up.Copy !req
660. Come on, boy. Work with me.
Come on.Copy !req
661. rock and roll rescue.
Let's hear it for Daredelvis.Copy !req
662. Grant...Copy !req
663. Two chili dogs, please.Copy !req
664. Three.Copy !req
665. I didn't know I was in Wyoming.Copy !req
666. Would say our friend here
was a neighborhood pusher.Copy !req
667. Let's go.Copy !req
668. It's open.
Hey, dudes, what's happening?Copy !req
669. - Not much.
- Nice to see you.Copy !req
670. - How you doing?
- Sit down.Copy !req
671. So, what'd you think of the act?Copy !req
672. I, uh... I think you got
a loose spoke, personally.Copy !req
673. Didn't you hear that crowd?
they loved me.Copy !req
674. I'm going nowhere but up, man.
I'm telling you.Copy !req
675. In two years, I'm gonna be
making Lite beer commercials.Copy !req
676. You really like putting
your ass on the line like that?Copy !req
677. Oh, you betcha.Copy !req
678. When I save a rider from a ton
of pissed off beef,Copy !req
679. I know I'm doing somethingCopy !req
680. anyone else would be
scared shitless to do.Copy !req
681. Don't think
I'm not proud of that.Copy !req
682. He's still there?Copy !req
683. Yeah, they are.
Hey, Daredelvis...Copy !req
684. We need a favor.Copy !req
685. Name it.Copy !req
686. Ah, I thought you were
holding some dynamite.Copy !req
687. - Very nice.
- Always.Copy !req
688. Your brains are gonna make
a nice wallpaper.Copy !req
689. Okay, now put up your hands
and turn around slowly.Copy !req
690. Now, take off that jacket.Copy !req
691. Now you got ten secondsCopy !req
692. to tell me where Missoula
and his buddy are.Copy !req
693. Who are you?Copy !req
694. Oh, man. We just got a little
carried away that night.Copy !req
695. That buddy of yours,Copy !req
696. he was the first white man we
ever killed, honest.Copy !req
697. Where's Missoula?Copy !req
698. Back in Missoula?
Is that where he is?Copy !req
699. Not even close, you stupid...Copy !req
700. No, no!Copy !req
701. The word is he's camped out
in a ghost town called Lonejack.Copy !req
702. That's about 35 miles
northeast of here.Copy !req
703. Nobody knows if he's alone,
where he's getting the stuff,Copy !req
704. or how long he's been there.Copy !req
705. Thanks, listen, I'm sorry
about the hole in your roof.Copy !req
706. Even Stevens.Copy !req
707. Hey, if you're gonna go out
there, you're gonna need this.Copy !req
708. It's a bottle
of my own patented snake juice.Copy !req
709. Daredelvis, is there anything
you don't do?Copy !req
710. Not a goddamn thing.Copy !req
711. Keep on rocking.Copy !req
712. Forgot who I was
talking to here.Copy !req
713. What are you doing?Copy !req
714. Grant? Grant!Copy !req
715. Grant!Copy !req
716. Grant!Copy !req
717. Grant!Copy !req
718. Grant! Slow down,
what are you doing?Copy !req
719. I saw him! Leave me alone!Copy !req
720. What are you talking about?Copy !req
721. The cowboy dude.Copy !req
722. He was in the middle
of the road. I saw him!Copy !req
723. - Come here.
- I saw you! Come back!Copy !req
724. There's no one there.
There's no one there.Copy !req
725. There's no one there.Copy !req
726. It's just this land man.Copy !req
727. It's fucking with us.Copy !req
728. Lonejack. Population, zilch.Copy !req
729. Grant, I don't like this place.Copy !req
730. It's bad medicine.Copy !req
731. Just keep your eyes peeled.Copy !req
732. We lost them.Copy !req
733. Yeah, we suck
at this cowboy shit.Copy !req
734. Hey, hey, hey, I'm the same.Copy !req
735. Ta-da.Copy !req
736. Take it easy, man.
That stuff looks dangerous.Copy !req
737. How is it?Copy !req
738. Smooth.Copy !req
739. Oh, my god.Copy !req
740. Oh, god, I'm peaking.Copy !req
741. This is that guy. This is...
This is that cowboy dude.Copy !req
742. I knew he was real.
I knew he was real. Here he is.Copy !req
743. - Who are you?
- Name's Witherspoon,Copy !req
744. that help you any?Copy !req
745. You been trailing us?
You have, haven't you?Copy !req
746. I've seen you.Copy !req
747. I know them.Copy !req
748. They were in my dream, Grant.Copy !req
749. They were in my dream.Copy !req
750. We hunted together.Copy !req
751. We... We lived in the same
village, in the same tribe.Copy !req
752. We were slaughtered
by the bluecoats.Copy !req
753. And Missoula.Copy !req
754. What the hell's going on here?Copy !req
755. No. No!Copy !req
756. No!Copy !req
757. Wonky.Copy !req
758. Hey, Witherspoon, where is he?
Where's Missoula?Copy !req
759. You know where he is.
Don't you? Tell me!Copy !req
760. Come back!Copy !req
761. Come back!Copy !req
762. The snake juice.Copy !req
763. Amazing.Copy !req
764. Witherspoon knows
where Missoula is and...Copy !req
765. and he was gonna tell me.Copy !req
766. We got really wasted, man.Copy !req
767. We better move or somebody's
gonna wonder what I'm up to.Copy !req
768. Where you gonna go?Copy !req
769. I don't know.
I'll buy something.Copy !req
770. Keep an eye out.Copy !req
771. Rockin'.Copy !req
772. What'll it be, son?Copy !req
773. I'll have a JD.Copy !req
774. Buck and a half.
Thanks for the tip.Copy !req
775. Blix, even a blind hog
find an acre every now and then.Copy !req
776. Hey, hey, hey,
I'm talking to you.Copy !req
777. He's trouble.Copy !req
778. Come over here.Copy !req
779. We'd like to have
your objective opinionCopy !req
780. on settling
a little bet here, okay?Copy !req
781. Which one of us is the ugliest?Copy !req
782. - Help us, pansy pants.
- Yeah.Copy !req
783. We been trying to figure it out
all day long.Copy !req
784. Speak up, hoss.Copy !req
785. I think you oughta
take them sunglasses off.Copy !req
786. No way you'll be able to tell
who's ugly inside them things.Copy !req
787. Go on, take them off.Copy !req
788. Crazy assholes.Copy !req
789. Jump up there
and grab them things.Copy !req
790. - Whoa! Whoo!
- Whoo!Copy !req
791. Now, hopalong, I want you
to take a good long lookCopy !req
792. at these two monkeys here
in front of you.Copy !req
793. And you tell me, if you can
with that littleCopy !req
794. pea brain of yours rattling
around inside that gourdCopy !req
795. which of us is the ugliest.Copy !req
796. You are.Copy !req
797. How ugly am I, boy?Copy !req
798. Butt ugly.Copy !req
799. Whoo!Copy !req
800. - You have a good day.
- His butt or yours?Copy !req
801. Hey, come back. Hey.Copy !req
802. They're in the saloon.Copy !req
803. - He recognize you?
- I can't tell.Copy !req
804. They were pretty drunk.Copy !req
805. - Let's get the fuckers now.
- No, no.Copy !req
806. We blew this once.
This time we gotta do it right.Copy !req
807. - So what are we gonna do?
- We're gonna watch.Copy !req
808. Watch and wait.Copy !req
809. You need a drink.Copy !req
810. Shit, let's go to...Copy !req
811. Come on, doll,
we're 40 feet from the theater.Copy !req
812. Let's go.Copy !req
813. Let's go for it.Copy !req
814. What's the matter, man?Copy !req
815. Freeze, assholes!Copy !req
816. Hands in the air
and turn around.Copy !req
817. Yeah?Copy !req
818. Yeah, it's mine.Copy !req
819. Where?Copy !req
820. Who was driving?Copy !req
821. Were they hurt?Copy !req
822. Okay, I'll be right there.Copy !req
823. We've been tracking them
for two weeks now, come on.Copy !req
824. They killed our best friend.Copy !req
825. Save it for the DA
in the morning.Copy !req
826. Until then, keep your trap shut.
Or I'll rack you up.Copy !req
827. I want my MTV.
Hey, fuzzball.Copy !req
828. Shut up, Hezekiah.Copy !req
829. Will you shut up?Copy !req
830. I play requests, you know.Copy !req
831. Yeah?Copy !req
832. How about "Holiday in Cambodia"
by The Dead Kennedys?Copy !req
833. Are the Kennedys dead?Copy !req
834. What a bummer.Copy !req
835. - Here you go.
- Thanks.Copy !req
836. - Shot?
- Mmm.Copy !req
837. Biscuit, I...Copy !req
838. I screwed up.Copy !req
839. Almost got us killed
'cause I lost my nerve.Copy !req
840. I'm really sorry.Copy !req
841. Forget it, man.
It was a tall order.Copy !req
842. It's the gunshop again.Copy !req
843. We got to get the old man
to fix that—Copy !req
844. I'll get it.Copy !req
845. Second time this week. Shit.Copy !req
846. Hey, man...Copy !req
847. Hold it right there!Copy !req
848. Drop it!Copy !req
849. Merry Christmas, porko.Copy !req
850. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
851. Hi.Copy !req
852. Grant, Biscuit, it's Jessie.Copy !req
853. - In here!
- Grant, we gotta hurry.Copy !req
854. Grant, we gotta hurry.Copy !req
855. Stand back.Copy !req
856. Come on, boss, go kick some ass.Copy !req
857. Give me your gun!Copy !req
858. Open, you son of a bitch.Copy !req
859. Bang, bang, bang. Bang.Copy !req
860. It's Miller time.Copy !req
861. Come on, Grant!
Yeah! We're out of here!Copy !req
862. - Get in!
- Where's your ammo?Copy !req
863. Giddy-up!Copy !req
864. Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req