1. SUNDAY 11:00AMCopy !req
2. Juan Pablo,
your mother said to call.Copy !req
3. Pick up the clothes, eh?
Okay.Copy !req
4. Two hundred pesos
should be enough.Copy !req
5. And the Cokes?Copy !req
6. Save the change.Copy !req
7. Mm-hm.Copy !req
8. Come here.Copy !req
9. There's your aunt's
phone number.Copy !req
10. Call me
in the afternoon.Copy !req
11. Yes.Copy !req
12. Check the pilot light
in the stove. Okay?Copy !req
13. Yes.Copy !req
14. The coffeemaker.Copy !req
15. Yes!Copy !req
16. Coffeemaker.Copy !req
17. Mario, did I turn off
the coffeemaker?Copy !req
18. Yes.Copy !req
19. Ya-ha!Copy !req
20. DUCK SEASONCopy !req
21. What?Copy !req
22. Fucking asshole.
You haven't said hi.Copy !req
23. Finger.Copy !req
24. Finger.Copy !req
25. Finger.Copy !req
26. Bin Laden.Copy !req
27. No way.
You were him last time.Copy !req
28. So?Copy !req
29. I'll be Bush.Copy !req
30. Slayer.Copy !req
31. Where are you?Copy !req
32. Not it.Copy !req
33. No way, asshole.
It's your house.Copy !req
34. So?
You have to go.Copy !req
35. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
36. Me too.Copy !req
37. Timeout.Copy !req
38. Who?Copy !req
39. It's me, your neighbor.Copy !req
40. What up?Copy !req
41. Nothing. I wanted to see
if I could borrow your oven.Copy !req
42. Mine's not working.Copy !req
43. No, my mom's
not here.Copy !req
44. What?Copy !req
45. Just 15 minutes.Copy !req
46. Okay, come in.Copy !req
47. Lock the door.Copy !req
48. I mean,
if there's a problem...Copy !req
49. Only 15 minutes.Copy !req
50. That sucks.Copy !req
51. You're gonna die.Copy !req
52. Come down.
There you are.Copy !req
53. Oh!Copy !req
54. Fucking faggot,
come out.Copy !req
55. Is the power out?Copy !req
56. The thing is,
that without powerCopy !req
57. I'll have to
do the mixing by hand,Copy !req
58. and it'll take
a bit longer.Copy !req
59. What?Copy !req
60. Do you guys know what 63 degrees
are in Fahrenheit?Copy !req
61. Do you hear it?Copy !req
62. Mm-hm.Copy !req
63. What is it?Copy !req
64. The sink.
The faucet always drips.Copy !req
65. Are you hungry?Copy !req
66. Mm-mm.Copy !req
67. Why don't we
order a pizza?Copy !req
68. A large one
with mushrooms—Copy !req
69. No, asshole, salami.Copy !req
70. Okay, half mushroom
and half salami.Copy !req
71. And two large Cokes.Copy !req
72. Nonoalco Tlatelolco
housing development.Copy !req
73. Niños Heroes building,
apartment 803.Copy !req
74. And you have to knock
because there's no power.Copy !req
75. Thanks.Copy !req
76. Why do you time them
if they always make it?Copy !req
77. Who?Copy !req
78. Telepizza,
your always-friendly pizza.Copy !req
79. Hi.Copy !req
80. One large with half salami
and half mushroom, right?Copy !req
81. Yes.
And two Cokes, please.Copy !req
82. Two Cokes.
Yes.Copy !req
83. One...
One.Copy !req
84. and another one.Copy !req
85. Thanks.Copy !req
86. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
87. That's 190.Copy !req
88. No, you're 11 seconds late.Copy !req
89. No. I took exactly
30 minutes.Copy !req
90. Our stopwatch says
you're late.Copy !req
91. But mine says I'm not.Copy !req
92. So, what are we
gonna do?Copy !req
93. Call your parents, boy.Copy !req
94. Look.Copy !req
95. First of all,
my mom's not home.Copy !req
96. And second,
don't call me "boy."Copy !req
97. Okay, okay.Copy !req
98. What are you doing?Copy !req
99. I'm not leaving
until I get paid.Copy !req
100. A bet.Copy !req
101. "Halo."Copy !req
102. "Halo"? What's that?Copy !req
103. It's a video game.Copy !req
104. The winner gets the pizza
and the money,Copy !req
105. and the loser
doesn't get anything.Copy !req
106. Soccer?Copy !req
107. Manchester.Copy !req
108. What about the lineup?Copy !req
109. We'll play
four-three-three.Copy !req
110. No, five-three-two.Copy !req
111. Sure.Copy !req
112. We haven't played
in a while.Copy !req
113. So what?Copy !req
114. Don't fuck up.Copy !req
115. Then you pay.Copy !req
116. Okay.Copy !req
117. Level?Copy !req
118. Amateur, professional
or World Cup?Copy !req
119. World Cup?Copy !req
120. Is there any other?Copy !req
121. Can you set your timer
for 15 minutes?Copy !req
122. Ready?Copy !req
123. Okay.Copy !req
124. And we're startingggggg...
the first half!Copy !req
125. An interesting game between
two equally matched teams.Copy !req
126. The ball reaches
the danger zone.Copy !req
127. He crosses the ball
into space.Copy !req
128. Eh, eh, eh!Copy !req
129. Goal!Copy !req
130. What a goal!Copy !req
131. I was distracted,
I was distracted.Copy !req
132. —until he found
an opening and scored.Copy !req
133. Only one minute into the game,
and we already have a goal.Copy !req
134. He approaches the enemy,
cutting off the attack.Copy !req
135. He's behind
the defender.Copy !req
136. The cross is good...Copy !req
137. Goal!Copy !req
138. One-one.Copy !req
139. He steals the ball
in the circle.Copy !req
140. He moved too early trying
to get that pass off.Copy !req
141. He passes the ball
to his partner.Copy !req
142. He does the wall
and he's going to shoot.Copy !req
143. Going to shoot—
Shoots...Copy !req
144. Goal!
Goal!Copy !req
145. He has to score.Copy !req
146. Goal!Copy !req
147. A dangerous corner kick.Copy !req
148. Goallll!Copy !req
149. What a thrilling tied game
in the first half.Copy !req
150. Everything's indicating
that there'll be free pizzas.Copy !req
151. Certainly the second half will
prove as exciting as the first.Copy !req
152. Go, go...Copy !req
153. Careful, careful...Copy !req
154. The ball is
into the danger zone.Copy !req
155. Quick deflection by the keeper
to deny the goal.Copy !req
156. He makes a pass.Copy !req
157. Goal!Copy !req
158. Goal!Copy !req
159. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
160. Ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
161. I told you to use
another defensive formation.Copy !req
162. You play.Copy !req
163. I'm not scolding you,
I'm advising you.Copy !req
164. The score is even near the end.
The referee looks at his watch.Copy !req
165. He intercepts the ball
with skill.Copy !req
166. Sudden death.Copy !req
167. Stretch out.Copy !req
168. I wish all games
were like this.Copy !req
169. Your kickoff.Copy !req
170. Yeah.Copy !req
171. It's a new game
at the start of overtime,Copy !req
172. the score even at three apiece.Copy !req
173. He passes.Copy !req
174. Good ball control,
good position.Copy !req
175. The goalkeeper with
a stunning diving save.Copy !req
176. It's off the crossbeam.Copy !req
177. The goalkeeper on his toes
to stop that one.Copy !req
178. He stole the ball clean.Copy !req
179. He receives the ball in space
with a good opportunity.Copy !req
180. He catches him
with an early pass.Copy !req
181. Go...!Copy !req
182. That was a goal.Copy !req
183. It didn't go in.
It didn't go in.Copy !req
184. Of course it did.
It was right at the corner.Copy !req
185. Yeah, but it
didn't go in.Copy !req
186. It was perfect.Copy !req
187. But it was a goal.Copy !req
188. It was a goal.Copy !req
189. Yeah, but it didn't go in.Copy !req
190. It was about
to hit the crossbar.Copy !req
191. It's not true.
It was going down.Copy !req
192. It was already in.Copy !req
193. It was already in.
Don't cheat.Copy !req
194. Don't cheat.Copy !req
195. No way. No way.Copy !req
196. Martita?Copy !req
197. Tell Jorge
that I'm gonna be late.Copy !req
198. I had problems
with a delivery.Copy !req
199. I'll be there
in 10 minutes.Copy !req
200. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
201. It was a goal.Copy !req
202. Don't you wanna
put it in here?Copy !req
203. So it doesn't
get cold.Copy !req
204. Pay me.Copy !req
205. That painting is really pretty.Copy !req
206. It's horrible.Copy !req
207. It's a matter of taste.Copy !req
208. It's a matter of
who fucks over whom.Copy !req
209. His parents are fighting over
who gets to keep it.Copy !req
210. Who bought it?Copy !req
211. They won it in a raffle
at a party.Copy !req
212. The dad had put away
both tickets,Copy !req
213. his and his mom's.Copy !req
214. One of them won,Copy !req
215. but they never knew
which ticket it was.Copy !req
216. Chivalry says
it was his mom's.Copy !req
217. Let's see.Copy !req
218. If you had
two raffle tickets,Copy !req
219. yours and your boyfriend's...Copy !req
220. for a car...Copy !req
221. and you... won the car,Copy !req
222. but you weren't sure
whose ticket it was...Copy !req
223. would you give it
to your boyfriend?Copy !req
224. Whose party was it?Copy !req
225. His mom's.Copy !req
226. Ah.Copy !req
227. Well, then,
if his mom hadn't gone,Copy !req
228. his father wouldn't
have been there.Copy !req
229. Yes, but if his mom
went alone,Copy !req
230. there would be
only one ticket.Copy !req
231. And maybe that wasn't
the winning ticket.Copy !req
232. What?Copy !req
233. The alarm didn't go off.Copy !req
234. What's your name?Copy !req
235. Juan Pablo.Copy !req
236. Okay, Pablito,
you're going to help meCopy !req
237. because it was your fault
that my cake burned.Copy !req
238. Memory has to be exercised too.Copy !req
239. Of course, you have to care
about things to remember them.Copy !req
240. It'll take you hours.Copy !req
241. No way.Copy !req
242. It says here,
it'll take 40 minutes.Copy !req
243. Come.Copy !req
244. Help me chop
strawberries, okay?Copy !req
245. Yes, sir.Copy !req
246. I know.Copy !req
247. I'm on my way.Copy !req
248. That's it.Copy !req
249. Now, I'm gonna fuck you up!Copy !req
250. You have to sift it,
or it turns out lumpy.Copy !req
251. "Juan Pablo,"
like the pope.Copy !req
252. They call me "Moko,"
with a K.Copy !req
253. My name is Rita.Copy !req
254. I met the pope.Copy !req
255. When I was really little,
I went with my momCopy !req
256. here to Insurgentes Blvd.,
and we saw him.Copy !req
257. It was like a miracle,
you know?Copy !req
258. He was going by,
and all of a sudden,Copy !req
259. he orders them to stop
the Popemobile.Copy !req
260. And he starts walking,
you know, all holy.Copy !req
261. And he walks and walks right
where I am with my mom.Copy !req
262. And he stares
straight at me.Copy !req
263. And then?Copy !req
264. Nothing.Copy !req
265. If we don't take care of it,
it'll get infected.Copy !req
266. How do you separate
the yolks?Copy !req
267. Don't worry.
Just toss them in.Copy !req
268. How old are you?Copy !req
269. Fourteen.Copy !req
270. I'm 16.Copy !req
271. When's your birthday?Copy !req
272. June sixth.Copy !req
273. June sixth?Copy !req
274. January, February, March,
April, May, June.Copy !req
275. Six— Six of—
What year were you born?Copy !req
276. Ninety.Copy !req
277. 1990? Let's see.Copy !req
278. Nine and nine is 18—
No, you're safe.Copy !req
279. From what?Copy !req
280. From being the Antichrist,
666.Copy !req
281. It slipped out.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
282. If you want, I can—
No, forget it.Copy !req
283. Sure you don't want
a little water?Copy !req
284. Set your watch
for 20 minutes, okay?Copy !req
285. I quit.Copy !req
286. Relax.Copy !req
287. To stiffen egg whites,
you have to be patient.Copy !req
288. Yeah, but my arm hurts.Copy !req
289. You're doing
really well. Go on.Copy !req
290. It's almost done.Copy !req
291. What do you do?Copy !req
292. In life.
I go to school.Copy !req
293. That's all?Copy !req
294. I listen to music
and play video games.Copy !req
295. I sing in a band.Copy !req
296. A rock band.Copy !req
297. What's the name?Copy !req
298. "Flour From Another Sack."Copy !req
299. Hey, you believed it.Copy !req
300. They don't charge me,
up to a point.Copy !req
301. You have to be
more careful.Copy !req
302. What's that?Copy !req
303. Fake nails.
I found them in the bathroom.Copy !req
304. They're cool, aren't they?Copy !req
305. They're horrible.Copy !req
306. They aren't meant to be pretty.Copy !req
307. Give me your arm.Copy !req
308. Relax.Copy !req
309. I'm relaxed.Copy !req
310. Ethologists study
animal behavior.Copy !req
311. I was going to be
a veterinarian,Copy !req
312. but Lucía told me
I should study ethology.Copy !req
313. Who knows what got into her.Copy !req
314. Lucía was my girlfriend,
but we broke upCopy !req
315. because she said
my great-aunt tortured her.Copy !req
316. I live with my great-aunt,
Lucha Elena.Copy !req
317. When I graduated...Copy !req
318. I wanted to go back to San Juan,Copy !req
319. but my great-aunt
got really sick,Copy !req
320. and I had to stay
and take care of her.Copy !req
321. I couldn't find workCopy !req
322. until one day an uncle
recommended me for a job...Copy !req
323. at a dog pound.Copy !req
324. There we decided
which dogs livedCopy !req
325. and which dogs we sacrificed.Copy !req
326. At first, I wanted...Copy !req
327. to save a lot of dogs.Copy !req
328. But, you know...Copy !req
329. they killed them anyway...Copy !req
330. if we didn't find them a home.Copy !req
331. After six months...Copy !req
332. they started laying people off.Copy !req
333. The manager said
it was a budgetary luxuryCopy !req
334. to decide which dogs lived
and which died.Copy !req
335. They offered me the job
of killing the dogs.Copy !req
336. Until one day, I noticed...Copy !req
337. a spot this dog had
between his eyes.Copy !req
338. And I touched it.Copy !req
339. I quit.Copy !req
340. They needed delivery men
at the pizza parlor.Copy !req
341. Enthusiastic young men
wanting to get ahead.Copy !req
342. Mondays through Sundays
from 12 to 8,Copy !req
343. with Wednesdays off.Copy !req
344. I don't like delivering pizzas.Copy !req
345. But as my aunt Lucha Elena says,Copy !req
346. "Opportunities in life
are like shotgun blasts."Copy !req
347. And I have already shot mine.Copy !req
348. What's this?Copy !req
349. My lucky coin.Copy !req
350. Keep it.Copy !req
351. Don't heat it in the microwave
or it'll get soft.Copy !req
352. Try it.Copy !req
353. Is it too hot?Copy !req
354. It's disgusting.Copy !req
355. Stop exaggerating.Copy !req
356. No, it's really
disgusting.Copy !req
357. One day I bought a couple
of yellow-headed parakeets,Copy !req
358. the kind that talk.Copy !req
359. About two months later,
they had offspring.Copy !req
360. About six or seven
little parakeets.Copy !req
361. So I thought
about selling them.Copy !req
362. But the room they were in
was really cold...Copy !req
363. and they died.Copy !req
364. Worse was that
the couple died too.Copy !req
365. But I realized
it was a great business.Copy !req
366. So?Copy !req
367. So I'm going to
try it again.Copy !req
368. With my Christmas bonus,
I'll buy another couple.Copy !req
369. But since that
will be in December,Copy !req
370. I would have to have saved
enough for a heater.Copy !req
371. Then, with the heater
and the couple,Copy !req
372. I will have to wait
for another two monthsCopy !req
373. for them
to go into heat.Copy !req
374. I hope the female is willing,
but they usually are.Copy !req
375. Then you get six
or seven baby parakeets.Copy !req
376. Then I have to wait
another month for them to grow.Copy !req
377. And when they're grown,
I could sell each one...Copy !req
378. for 2000 or 2500,Copy !req
379. depending on where
I place them.Copy !req
380. Huh?Copy !req
381. I have to save
for two months for the heater.Copy !req
382. I have to wait until December
for the Christmas bonus.Copy !req
383. So July, August, September,
October, November, December.Copy !req
384. Two months for them to mate,
one month for them to grow,Copy !req
385. and then what it takes
to sell them.Copy !req
386. With that money,
I can bring Aunt EugeniaCopy !req
387. to take care
of Aunt Lucha Elena,Copy !req
388. and I can go back
to San Juan.Copy !req
389. What do you think?Copy !req
390. In one year...
I'll be out of here.Copy !req
391. We gotta make brownies,
they're easier.Copy !req
392. You'll be making them
by yourself.Copy !req
393. What?Copy !req
394. I already helped you
make the other cake.Copy !req
395. Why don't you
close your eyes?Copy !req
396. Okay, close them.Copy !req
397. What?
It feels funny.Copy !req
398. What?
Your tongue.Copy !req
399. Well, that's the point.Copy !req
400. Let's try again.Copy !req
401. Close your eyes.Copy !req
402. We were in the kitchen,
you know?Copy !req
403. Making the cake.Copy !req
404. She was in the next chair...Copy !req
405. beating eggs, I think.Copy !req
406. And I see her there
all alone and bored,Copy !req
407. and I go behind her,Copy !req
408. and I start rubbing her back,
like this.Copy !req
409. Then her hair,
like this.Copy !req
410. Then she turns.Copy !req
411. And as she turns,
we look at each other like,Copy !req
412. I don't know,
three or four seconds.Copy !req
413. And I give her a kiss
for about 10 or 15 seconds.Copy !req
414. And then,
just before the kiss ends,Copy !req
415. we pull apart,
and I see her eyes are open.Copy !req
416. And I ask her why
she doesn't close her eyes.Copy !req
417. And she says, "Why don't you?"
But I had them closed.Copy !req
418. So she says,
"Okay, let's try again."Copy !req
419. You know how it is.
So there I go again.Copy !req
420. And I say,
"But close your eyes."Copy !req
421. And I go, and again I kiss her
for about 10 or 15 seconds,Copy !req
422. and it was really cool,Copy !req
423. but suddenly,
she pushes me away.Copy !req
424. And I say,
"What? Now what?"Copy !req
425. And she says, "It feels funny."
And I say, "What?"Copy !req
426. And she says, "Your tongue."
But that's the point, right?Copy !req
427. I mean, that's the thing
about French kissing.Copy !req
428. Then she says, "Now again,
but I'll do it to you."Copy !req
429. I'm like, "Okay."Copy !req
430. I want to make her beg,
so I take my time,Copy !req
431. and I get ready
and close my eyes,Copy !req
432. and she's going to kiss me.Copy !req
433. I can feel her coming close,
about an inch from my face.Copy !req
434. I don't know what happened,Copy !req
435. but she pulls back
and licks my ear.Copy !req
436. She stuck her tongue in,
like this. Licking all over.Copy !req
437. And then?Copy !req
438. Nothing.Copy !req
439. You like her a lot.Copy !req
440. How do you know?Copy !req
441. Do you want to
do it with her?Copy !req
442. How do I know
if I want to do it with her?Copy !req
443. Did it get like this?Copy !req
444. No.Copy !req
445. That's a comic book,
but more or less?Copy !req
446. I didn't look at it.Copy !req
447. But you felt it?Copy !req
448. Yeah.Copy !req
449. You like her.Copy !req
450. What's that?Copy !req
451. This will drive them crazy.Copy !req
452. Just don't lick my ear.Copy !req
453. It's easier
to make brownies.Copy !req
454. Can you smell it?Copy !req
455. No.Copy !req
456. Who are you thinking about?Copy !req
457. Huh?Copy !req
458. Sure?Copy !req
459. Is it good?Copy !req
460. Well, just a slice.Copy !req
461. Blond or brunette?Copy !req
462. Blond.Copy !req
463. Why do you all
like blonds so much?Copy !req
464. Like Lourdes Azcona
from 302,Copy !req
465. who isn't pretty,
but because she's blondCopy !req
466. everyone loves her.Copy !req
467. And I'm not biased, really.Copy !req
468. But she's a retard.Copy !req
469. I mean,
I don't think she's very smart.Copy !req
470. I don't think she cares
about being smartCopy !req
471. or that she even realizes
that she is or isn't smart.Copy !req
472. Because you need to be smart
to know that you're smart.Copy !req
473. I'm sorry for you.Copy !req
474. You're going to be bored
to deathCopy !req
475. when you realize
she isn't smart.Copy !req
476. Maybe not.Copy !req
477. Maybe you don't want
to be with a smart woman.Copy !req
478. Or maybe you aren't
that smart yourself.Copy !req
479. But sooner or later,Copy !req
480. you're going to want
to be with someone smart.Copy !req
481. It's a palindrome.Copy !req
482. "1991" is a palindrome.Copy !req
483. My birthday
is a palindrome.Copy !req
484. Where's the strainer?Copy !req
485. I'm not going to dye my hair,
you know.Copy !req
486. Besides, the dyes cause cancer.
You know that?Copy !req
487. Besides, it isn't just about
being blond.Copy !req
488. It's the easiest thing
in the world to dye your hair,Copy !req
489. but no.Copy !req
490. You have to be blond
and exuberant.Copy !req
491. Because if you're just blond,
guys get disappointed.Copy !req
492. That's why I say it's not
so much the hair color,Copy !req
493. it's the attitude.Copy !req
494. So you're not going to tell me
whom you were thinking about?Copy !req
495. My mom wants to take
the picture to Morelia.Copy !req
496. My father
wants to keep it here.Copy !req
497. That's why
they're fighting.Copy !req
498. For them, that picture
has great emotional meaning.Copy !req
499. It reminds them of the year
you were born.Copy !req
500. It had been in the closet
for 13 years.Copy !req
501. Set it for 20 minutes.Copy !req
502. We were
at the Techno Motion.Copy !req
503. We were losing.Copy !req
504. It was my turn, and I jumped
and spun and fell on both feet.Copy !req
505. And he hugged me.Copy !req
506. Who?Copy !req
507. Flama.Copy !req
508. Sometimes ducks feel
a great need to emigrate.Copy !req
509. And that doesn't meanCopy !req
510. that a duck that emigrates
is a bad duck.Copy !req
511. It's their... nature...Copy !req
512. that makes them migrate.Copy !req
513. They're seeking new watersCopy !req
514. or warmer climates.Copy !req
515. I don't know.
They're ducks.Copy !req
516. And are these...Copy !req
517. recurring fantasies?Copy !req
518. More or less.Copy !req
519. Another one, for example,
we were in the supermarket.Copy !req
520. And it was really strange
because...Copy !req
521. there's no one in the market
but him and me.Copy !req
522. And we ate a plum.Copy !req
523. What?Copy !req
524. No, nothing.Copy !req
525. No. What are you thinking?Copy !req
526. The pizza was
for both of us, asshole.Copy !req
527. I'm sorry.Copy !req
528. No.Copy !req
529. I'll make you a sandwich.Copy !req
530. Got Cheese Whiz?Copy !req
531. Yeah.Copy !req
532. What's up?Copy !req
533. Fuck, look at
what you've done.Copy !req
534. It's not my fault.Copy !req
535. You were with her,
dickhead.Copy !req
536. You let her in,
dickhead.Copy !req
537. Get out.Copy !req
538. No, my cake isn't ready.Copy !req
539. I don't
give a shit.Copy !req
540. The trouble is that
your oven is in Fahrenheit.Copy !req
541. That makes it tough,Copy !req
542. because none of the recipes
are in Fahrenheit.Copy !req
543. It's almost done, right?
How long?Copy !req
544. Five minutes.Copy !req
545. Five minutes.Copy !req
546. Wait, wait—Copy !req
547. Your cake's ready.Copy !req
548. Get out.Copy !req
549. Today's my birthday.Copy !req
550. Congratulations.Copy !req
551. At home, they forgot.Copy !req
552. Honestly...Copy !req
553. they're delicious.Copy !req
554. Pot.Copy !req
555. What was in the jar?Copy !req
556. Did you put marijuana?Copy !req
557. It sounds awesome.Copy !req
558. Dry mouth?Copy !req
559. Try it! Try it!Copy !req
560. Try it! Try it!Copy !req
561. Try it! Try it!Copy !req
562. Thirty-eight!Copy !req
563. Thirty-nine!Copy !req
564. Come on, come on.Copy !req
565. Forty!Copy !req
566. Where did you get it?Copy !req
567. It was my mom's.Copy !req
568. Your mom gets high?Copy !req
569. Only on weekends.Copy !req
570. We're four...Copy !req
571. like the Beatles.Copy !req
572. The Beatles
were all men.Copy !req
573. John Lennon
was a woman.Copy !req
574. Make a wish.Copy !req
575. How?Copy !req
576. You make a wish,
think of a color,Copy !req
577. you bite, and if it's
the color you thought,Copy !req
578. your wish comes true.Copy !req
579. Look. Red.Copy !req
580. Blue.Copy !req
581. Try again.Copy !req
582. Green.Copy !req
583. Ugh.Copy !req
584. Yellow.Copy !req
585. Ugh!Copy !req
586. Out of 65 chocolates,Copy !req
587. I didn't guess the color
of a single one.Copy !req
588. Here we are in Acapulco.Copy !req
589. Here we are in Veracruz.Copy !req
590. You look pretty.Copy !req
591. That's my cousin Julián.Copy !req
592. Here we are
in Cuernavaca.Copy !req
593. What?Copy !req
594. What?Copy !req
595. Neither of your parents
is a redhead.Copy !req
596. Who in your family
is a redhead?Copy !req
597. A grandfather,
an uncle?Copy !req
598. Don't freak out,
you're not adopted.Copy !req
599. Neither of my parents
is a redhead.Copy !req
600. Relax.Copy !req
601. Look.
Who's that?Copy !req
602. My mom, when she was young.Copy !req
603. Don't you have one
of your father?Copy !req
604. They look the same,
but the hair...Copy !req
605. mm-mm.Copy !req
606. Maybe the color
changes with age?Copy !req
607. No. Redheads
are always redheads.Copy !req
608. Holy shit.Copy !req
609. Who's holding you?Copy !req
610. I think he's a waiter
in Acapulco.Copy !req
611. He's a redhead.Copy !req
612. Maybe your parents
went to AcapulcoCopy !req
613. and met this poor man
who can't support youCopy !req
614. and gave you up
for adoption.Copy !req
615. Come.Copy !req
616. See it?Copy !req
617. Fuck.Copy !req
618. They're moving?Copy !req
619. They're moving?Copy !req
620. Do you know why ducks
fly in a V?Copy !req
621. The first duck clears the way
for the second one.Copy !req
622. The second one clears the way
for the third one.Copy !req
623. The energy from the third one
impels the fourth one.Copy !req
624. The fourth one, the fifth one
and the sixth one.Copy !req
625. And so all the ducks
move togetherCopy !req
626. with the strength
of their shared flight.Copy !req
627. Together they rise...Copy !req
628. and sail through the skies.Copy !req
629. And when one duck tires,
the lead duck...Copy !req
630. goes to the end of the flock...Copy !req
631. and another duck
takes its place.Copy !req
632. And they take turns
like that:Copy !req
633. up front, in the back.Copy !req
634. And when one duck
becomes exhausted,Copy !req
635. two ducks leave the group
and fly with him...Copy !req
636. until he recovers...Copy !req
637. or falls.Copy !req
638. I have to find
my real parents.Copy !req
639. I can't live
without knowing who they are.Copy !req
640. What if we
go to Acapulco?Copy !req
641. Let's go.Copy !req
642. I can't move.Copy !req
643. Okay, smile.Copy !req
644. Angry.Copy !req
645. Smile.Copy !req
646. You're identical.Copy !req
647. Fucking shit.Copy !req
648. Why are you so pissed off?
I said you weren't adopted.Copy !req
649. That's why.Copy !req
650. Ahhh...Copy !req
651. Who are you going with?Copy !req
652. You see this bowl?Copy !req
653. The other day,
they spent two hoursCopy !req
654. arguing about
who'll keep it.Copy !req
655. But the next day,
it's not the damn bowl.Copy !req
656. It's the damn dining room
and the fucking dishesCopy !req
657. and the fucking china.Copy !req
658. Any fucking thing
is an excuse to fight!Copy !req
659. Let's help them decide
who gets the damn Chinese vase.Copy !req
660. Whooo!Copy !req
661. Ten points.Copy !req
662. It's a souvenir
from their honeymoon.Copy !req
663. Go.Copy !req
664. What?Copy !req
665. Nothing.Copy !req
666. You didn't ask me what happened
with the cake chick.Copy !req
667. What happened
with the cake chick?Copy !req
668. I gave her a big kiss.Copy !req
669. French kiss?Copy !req
670. Did you like it?Copy !req
671. Uh-uh.Copy !req
672. I liked
the ear thing better.Copy !req
673. Why?Copy !req
674. I don't know.Copy !req
675. Close your eyes.Copy !req
676. So I can lick your ear.Copy !req
677. No.Copy !req
678. So you can
see how it feels.Copy !req
679. Who is it?Copy !req
680. Telepizza,
your always-friendly pizza.Copy !req
681. Does this look extra thin?Copy !req
682. You people are never satisfied.Copy !req
683. All I want is for the Cokes
to be the way they should be:Copy !req
684. cold!Copy !req
685. Hello.Copy !req
686. Who's calling?Copy !req
687. Hold on.Copy !req
688. It's your manager.Copy !req
689. Okay.Copy !req
690. Hello?Copy !req
691. I had a little problem
with a delivery.Copy !req
692. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
693. Fire me.Copy !req
694. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
695. Thanks, Flama.Copy !req
696. You're welcome.Copy !req
697. I'm gonna
go with my mom.Copy !req
698. What are you gonna do
in Morelia?Copy !req
699. When will you go?Copy !req
700. If the movers come
this week, Saturday.Copy !req
701. No more Sundays.Copy !req
702. Out of 385 Freskas,Copy !req
703. I didn't guess
a single color.Copy !req
704. Well, it's a game.Copy !req
705. A bit cruel though.Copy !req
706. Congratulations.Copy !req
707. For?Copy !req
708. Your birthday.Copy !req
709. Thanks.Copy !req
710. No, thank you.Copy !req
711. Your shirt, asshole.Copy !req
712. All this mess
for brownies?Copy !req