1. SUNDAY 11:00AMCopy !req
2. Juan Pablo,
your mother said to call.Copy !req
3. Pick up the clothes, eh?
Okay.Copy !req
4. Two hundred pesos
should be enough.Copy !req
5. And the Cokes?Copy !req
6. Save the change.Copy !req
7. Mm-hm.Copy !req
8. Come here.Copy !req
9. There's your aunt's
phone number.Copy !req
10. Call me
in the afternoon.Copy !req
11. Yes.Copy !req
12. Check the pilot light
in the stove. Okay?Copy !req
13. Yes.Copy !req
14. The coffeemaker.Copy !req
15. Yes!Copy !req
16. Coffeemaker.Copy !req
17. Mario, did I turn off
the coffeemaker?Copy !req
18. Yes.Copy !req
19. Ya-ha!Copy !req
20. What?Copy !req
21. Fucking asshole.
You haven't said hi.Copy !req
22. Finger.Copy !req
23. Finger.Copy !req
24. Finger.Copy !req
25. Bin Laden.Copy !req
26. No way.
You were him last time.Copy !req
27. So?Copy !req
28. I'll be Bush.Copy !req
29. Slayer.Copy !req
30. Where are you?Copy !req
31. Not it.Copy !req
32. No way, asshole.
It's your house.Copy !req
33. So?
You have to go.Copy !req
34. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
35. Me too.Copy !req
36. Timeout.Copy !req
37. Who?Copy !req
38. It's me, your neighbor.Copy !req
39. What up?Copy !req
40. Nothing. I wanted to see
if I could borrow your oven.Copy !req
41. Mine's not working.Copy !req
42. No, my mom's
not here.Copy !req
43. What?Copy !req
44. Just 15 minutes.Copy !req
45. Okay, come in.Copy !req
46. Lock the door.Copy !req
47. I mean,
if there's a problem...Copy !req
48. Only 15 minutes.Copy !req
49. That sucks.Copy !req
50. You're gonna die.Copy !req
51. Come down.
There you are.Copy !req
52. Oh!Copy !req
53. Fucking faggot,
come out.Copy !req
54. Is the power out?Copy !req
55. The thing is,
that without powerCopy !req
56. I'll have to
do the mixing by hand,Copy !req
57. and it'll take
a bit longer.Copy !req
58. What?Copy !req
59. Do you guys know what 63 degrees
are in Fahrenheit?Copy !req
60. Do you hear it?Copy !req
61. Mm-hm.Copy !req
62. What is it?Copy !req
63. The sink.
The faucet always drips.Copy !req
64. Are you hungry?Copy !req
65. Mm-mm.Copy !req
66. Why don't we
order a pizza?Copy !req
67. A large one
with mushrooms—Copy !req
68. No, asshole, salami.Copy !req
69. Okay, half mushroom
and half salami.Copy !req
70. And two large Cokes.Copy !req
71. Nonoalco Tlatelolco
housing development.Copy !req
72. Niños Heroes building,
apartment 803.Copy !req
73. And you have to knock
because there's no power.Copy !req
74. Thanks.Copy !req
75. Why do you time them
if they always make it?Copy !req
76. Who?Copy !req
77. Telepizza,
your always-friendly pizza.Copy !req
78. Hi.Copy !req
79. One large with half salami
and half mushroom, right?Copy !req
80. Yes.
And two Cokes, please.Copy !req
81. Two Cokes.
Yes.Copy !req
82. One...
One.Copy !req
83. and another one.Copy !req
84. Thanks.Copy !req
85. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
86. That's 190.Copy !req
87. No, you're 11 seconds late.Copy !req
88. No. I took exactly
30 minutes.Copy !req
89. Our stopwatch says
you're late.Copy !req
90. But mine says I'm not.Copy !req
91. So, what are we
gonna do?Copy !req
92. Call your parents, boy.Copy !req
93. Look.Copy !req
94. First of all,
my mom's not home.Copy !req
95. And second,
don't call me "boy."Copy !req
96. Okay, okay.Copy !req
97. What are you doing?Copy !req
98. I'm not leaving
until I get paid.Copy !req
99. A bet.Copy !req
100. "Halo."Copy !req
101. "Halo"? What's that?Copy !req
102. It's a video game.Copy !req
103. The winner gets the pizza
and the money,Copy !req
104. and the loser
doesn't get anything.Copy !req
105. Soccer?Copy !req
106. Manchester.Copy !req
107. What about the lineup?Copy !req
108. We'll play
four-three-three.Copy !req
109. No, five-three-two.Copy !req
110. Sure.Copy !req
111. We haven't played
in a while.Copy !req
112. So what?Copy !req
113. Don't fuck up.Copy !req
114. Then you pay.Copy !req
115. Okay.Copy !req
116. Level?Copy !req
117. Amateur, professional
or World Cup?Copy !req
118. World Cup?Copy !req
119. Is there any other?Copy !req
120. Can you set your timer
for 15 minutes?Copy !req
121. Ready?Copy !req
122. Okay.Copy !req
123. And we're startingggggg...
the first half!Copy !req
124. An interesting game between
two equally matched teams.Copy !req
125. The ball reaches
the danger zone.Copy !req
126. He crosses the ball
into space.Copy !req
127. Eh, eh, eh!Copy !req
128. Goal!Copy !req
129. What a goal!Copy !req
130. I was distracted,
I was distracted.Copy !req
131. —until he found
an opening and scored.Copy !req
132. Only one minute into the game,
and we already have a goal.Copy !req
133. He approaches the enemy,
cutting off the attack.Copy !req
134. He's behind
the defender.Copy !req
135. The cross is good...Copy !req
136. Goal!Copy !req
137. One-one.Copy !req
138. He steals the ball
in the circle.Copy !req
139. He moved too early trying
to get that pass off.Copy !req
140. He passes the ball
to his partner.Copy !req
141. He does the wall
and he's going to shoot.Copy !req
142. Going to shoot—
Shoots...Copy !req
143. Goal!
Goal!Copy !req
144. He has to score.Copy !req
145. Goal!Copy !req
146. A dangerous corner kick.Copy !req
147. Goallll!Copy !req
148. What a thrilling tied game
in the first half.Copy !req
149. Everything's indicating
that there'll be free pizzas.Copy !req
150. Certainly the second half will
prove as exciting as the first.Copy !req
151. Go, go...Copy !req
152. Careful, careful...Copy !req
153. The ball is
into the danger zone.Copy !req
154. Quick deflection by the keeper
to deny the goal.Copy !req
155. He makes a pass.Copy !req
156. Goal!Copy !req
157. Goal!Copy !req
158. Ooh! Ooh!Copy !req
159. Ooh-ooh-ooh!Copy !req
160. I told you to use
another defensive formation.Copy !req
161. You play.Copy !req
162. I'm not scolding you,
I'm advising you.Copy !req
163. The score is even near the end.
The referee looks at his watch.Copy !req
164. He intercepts the ball
with skill.Copy !req
165. Sudden death.Copy !req
166. Stretch out.Copy !req
167. I wish all games
were like this.Copy !req
168. Your kickoff.Copy !req
169. Yeah.Copy !req
170. It's a new game
at the start of overtime,Copy !req
171. the score even at three apiece.Copy !req
172. He passes.Copy !req
173. Good ball control,
good position.Copy !req
174. The goalkeeper with
a stunning diving save.Copy !req
175. It's off the crossbeam.Copy !req
176. The goalkeeper on his toes
to stop that one.Copy !req
177. He stole the ball clean.Copy !req
178. He receives the ball in space
with a good opportunity.Copy !req
179. He catches him
with an early pass.Copy !req
180. Go...!Copy !req
181. That was a goal.Copy !req
182. It didn't go in.
It didn't go in.Copy !req
183. Of course it did.
It was right at the corner.Copy !req
184. Yeah, but it
didn't go in.Copy !req
185. It was perfect.Copy !req
186. But it was a goal.Copy !req
187. It was a goal.Copy !req
188. Yeah, but it didn't go in.Copy !req
189. It was about
to hit the crossbar.Copy !req
190. It's not true.
It was going down.Copy !req
191. It was already in.Copy !req
192. It was already in.
Don't cheat.Copy !req
193. Don't cheat.Copy !req
194. No way. No way.Copy !req
195. Martita?Copy !req
196. Tell Jorge
that I'm gonna be late.Copy !req
197. I had problems
with a delivery.Copy !req
198. I'll be there
in 10 minutes.Copy !req
199. Okay. Bye.Copy !req
200. It was a goal.Copy !req
201. Don't you wanna
put it in here?Copy !req
202. So it doesn't
get cold.Copy !req
203. Pay me.Copy !req
204. That painting is really pretty.Copy !req
205. It's horrible.Copy !req
206. It's a matter of taste.Copy !req
207. It's a matter of
who fucks over whom.Copy !req
208. His parents are fighting over
who gets to keep it.Copy !req
209. Who bought it?Copy !req
210. They won it in a raffle
at a party.Copy !req
211. The dad had put away
both tickets,Copy !req
212. his and his mom's.Copy !req
213. One of them won,Copy !req
214. but they never knew
which ticket it was.Copy !req
215. Chivalry says
it was his mom's.Copy !req
216. Let's see.Copy !req
217. If you had
two raffle tickets,Copy !req
218. yours and your boyfriend's...Copy !req
219. for a car...Copy !req
220. and you... won the car,Copy !req
221. but you weren't sure
whose ticket it was...Copy !req
222. would you give it
to your boyfriend?Copy !req
223. Whose party was it?Copy !req
224. His mom's.Copy !req
225. Ah.Copy !req
226. Well, then,
if his mom hadn't gone,Copy !req
227. his father wouldn't
have been there.Copy !req
228. Yes, but if his mom
went alone,Copy !req
229. there would be
only one ticket.Copy !req
230. And maybe that wasn't
the winning ticket.Copy !req
231. What?Copy !req
232. The alarm didn't go off.Copy !req
233. What's your name?Copy !req
234. Juan Pablo.Copy !req
235. Okay, Pablito,
you're going to help meCopy !req
236. because it was your fault
that my cake burned.Copy !req
237. Memory has to be exercised too.Copy !req
238. Of course, you have to care
about things to remember them.Copy !req
239. It'll take you hours.Copy !req
240. No way.Copy !req
241. It says here,
it'll take 40 minutes.Copy !req
242. Come.Copy !req
243. Help me chop
strawberries, okay?Copy !req
244. Yes, sir.Copy !req
245. I know.Copy !req
246. I'm on my way.Copy !req
247. That's it.Copy !req
248. Now, I'm gonna fuck you up!Copy !req
249. You have to sift it,
or it turns out lumpy.Copy !req
250. "Juan Pablo,"
like the pope.Copy !req
251. They call me "Moko,"
with a K.Copy !req
252. My name is Rita.Copy !req
253. I met the pope.Copy !req
254. When I was really little,
I went with my momCopy !req
255. here to Insurgentes Blvd.,
and we saw him.Copy !req
256. It was like a miracle,
you know?Copy !req
257. He was going by,
and all of a sudden,Copy !req
258. he orders them to stop
the Popemobile.Copy !req
259. And he starts walking,
you know, all holy.Copy !req
260. And he walks and walks right
where I am with my mom.Copy !req
261. And he stares
straight at me.Copy !req
262. And then?Copy !req
263. Nothing.Copy !req
264. If we don't take care of it,
it'll get infected.Copy !req
265. How do you separate
the yolks?Copy !req
266. Don't worry.
Just toss them in.Copy !req
267. How old are you?Copy !req
268. Fourteen.Copy !req
269. I'm 16.Copy !req
270. When's your birthday?Copy !req
271. June sixth.Copy !req
272. June sixth?Copy !req
273. January, February, March,
April, May, June.Copy !req
274. Six— Six of—
What year were you born?Copy !req
275. Ninety.Copy !req
276. 1990? Let's see.Copy !req
277. Nine and nine is 18—
No, you're safe.Copy !req
278. From what?Copy !req
279. From being the Antichrist,
666.Copy !req
280. It slipped out.
I'm sorry.Copy !req
281. If you want, I can—
No, forget it.Copy !req
282. Sure you don't want
a little water?Copy !req
283. Set your watch
for 20 minutes, okay?Copy !req
284. I quit.Copy !req
285. Relax.Copy !req
286. To stiffen egg whites,
you have to be patient.Copy !req
287. Yeah, but my arm hurts.Copy !req
288. You're doing
really well. Go on.Copy !req
289. It's almost done.Copy !req
290. What do you do?Copy !req
291. In life.
I go to school.Copy !req
292. That's all?Copy !req
293. I listen to music
and play video games.Copy !req
294. I sing in a band.Copy !req
295. A rock band.Copy !req
296. What's the name?Copy !req
297. "Flour From Another Sack."Copy !req
298. Hey, you believed it.Copy !req
299. They don't charge me,
up to a point.Copy !req
300. You have to be
more careful.Copy !req
301. What's that?Copy !req
302. Fake nails.
I found them in the bathroom.Copy !req
303. They're cool, aren't they?Copy !req
304. They're horrible.Copy !req
305. They aren't meant to be pretty.Copy !req
306. Give me your arm.Copy !req
307. Relax.Copy !req
308. I'm relaxed.Copy !req
309. Ethologists study
animal behavior.Copy !req
310. I was going to be
a veterinarian,Copy !req
311. but Lucía told me
I should study ethology.Copy !req
312. Who knows what got into her.Copy !req
313. Lucía was my girlfriend,
but we broke upCopy !req
314. because she said
my great-aunt tortured her.Copy !req
315. I live with my great-aunt,
Lucha Elena.Copy !req
316. When I graduated...Copy !req
317. I wanted to go back to San Juan,Copy !req
318. but my great-aunt
got really sick,Copy !req
319. and I had to stay
and take care of her.Copy !req
320. I couldn't find workCopy !req
321. until one day an uncle
recommended me for a job...Copy !req
322. at a dog pound.Copy !req
323. There we decided
which dogs livedCopy !req
324. and which dogs we sacrificed.Copy !req
325. At first, I wanted...Copy !req
326. to save a lot of dogs.Copy !req
327. But, you know...Copy !req
328. they killed them anyway...Copy !req
329. if we didn't find them a home.Copy !req
330. After six months...Copy !req
331. they started laying people off.Copy !req
332. The manager said
it was a budgetary luxuryCopy !req
333. to decide which dogs lived
and which died.Copy !req
334. They offered me the job
of killing the dogs.Copy !req
335. Until one day, I noticed...Copy !req
336. a spot this dog had
between his eyes.Copy !req
337. And I touched it.Copy !req
338. I quit.Copy !req
339. They needed delivery men
at the pizza parlor.Copy !req
340. Enthusiastic young men
wanting to get ahead.Copy !req
341. Mondays through Sundays
from 12 to 8,Copy !req
342. with Wednesdays off.Copy !req
343. I don't like delivering pizzas.Copy !req
344. But as my aunt Lucha Elena says,Copy !req
345. "Opportunities in life
are like shotgun blasts."Copy !req
346. And I have already shot mine.Copy !req
347. What's this?Copy !req
348. My lucky coin.Copy !req
349. Keep it.Copy !req
350. Don't heat it in the microwave
or it'll get soft.Copy !req
351. Try it.Copy !req
352. Is it too hot?Copy !req
353. It's disgusting.Copy !req
354. Stop exaggerating.Copy !req
355. No, it's really
disgusting.Copy !req
356. One day I bought a couple
of yellow-headed parakeets,Copy !req
357. the kind that talk.Copy !req
358. About two months later,
they had offspring.Copy !req
359. About six or seven
little parakeets.Copy !req
360. So I thought
about selling them.Copy !req
361. But the room they were in
was really cold...Copy !req
362. and they died.Copy !req
363. Worse was that
the couple died too.Copy !req
364. But I realized
it was a great business.Copy !req
365. So?Copy !req
366. So I'm going to
try it again.Copy !req
367. With my Christmas bonus,
I'll buy another couple.Copy !req
368. But since that
will be in December,Copy !req
369. I would have to have saved
enough for a heater.Copy !req
370. Then, with the heater
and the couple,Copy !req
371. I will have to wait
for another two monthsCopy !req
372. for them
to go into heat.Copy !req
373. I hope the female is willing,
but they usually are.Copy !req
374. Then you get six
or seven baby parakeets.Copy !req
375. Then I have to wait
another month for them to grow.Copy !req
376. And when they're grown,
I could sell each one...Copy !req
377. for 2000 or 2500,Copy !req
378. depending on where
I place them.Copy !req
379. Huh?Copy !req
380. I have to save
for two months for the heater.Copy !req
381. I have to wait until December
for the Christmas bonus.Copy !req
382. So July, August, September,
October, November, December.Copy !req
383. Two months for them to mate,
one month for them to grow,Copy !req
384. and then what it takes
to sell them.Copy !req
385. With that money,
I can bring Aunt EugeniaCopy !req
386. to take care
of Aunt Lucha Elena,Copy !req
387. and I can go back
to San Juan.Copy !req
388. What do you think?Copy !req
389. In one year...
I'll be out of here.Copy !req
390. We gotta make brownies,
they're easier.Copy !req
391. You'll be making them
by yourself.Copy !req
392. What?Copy !req
393. I already helped you
make the other cake.Copy !req
394. Why don't you
close your eyes?Copy !req
395. Okay, close them.Copy !req
396. What?
It feels funny.Copy !req
397. What?
Your tongue.Copy !req
398. Well, that's the point.Copy !req
399. Let's try again.Copy !req
400. Close your eyes.Copy !req
401. We were in the kitchen,
you know?Copy !req
402. Making the cake.Copy !req
403. She was in the next chair...Copy !req
404. beating eggs, I think.Copy !req
405. And I see her there
all alone and bored,Copy !req
406. and I go behind her,Copy !req
407. and I start rubbing her back,
like this.Copy !req
408. Then her hair,
like this.Copy !req
409. Then she turns.Copy !req
410. And as she turns,
we look at each other like,Copy !req
411. I don't know,
three or four seconds.Copy !req
412. And I give her a kiss
for about 10 or 15 seconds.Copy !req
413. And then,
just before the kiss ends,Copy !req
414. we pull apart,
and I see her eyes are open.Copy !req
415. And I ask her why
she doesn't close her eyes.Copy !req
416. And she says, "Why don't you?"
But I had them closed.Copy !req
417. So she says,
"Okay, let's try again."Copy !req
418. You know how it is.
So there I go again.Copy !req
419. And I say,
"But close your eyes."Copy !req
420. And I go, and again I kiss her
for about 10 or 15 seconds,Copy !req
421. and it was really cool,Copy !req
422. but suddenly,
she pushes me away.Copy !req
423. And I say,
"What? Now what?"Copy !req
424. And she says, "It feels funny."
And I say, "What?"Copy !req
425. And she says, "Your tongue."
But that's the point, right?Copy !req
426. I mean, that's the thing
about French kissing.Copy !req
427. Then she says, "Now again,
but I'll do it to you."Copy !req
428. I'm like, "Okay."Copy !req
429. I want to make her beg,
so I take my time,Copy !req
430. and I get ready
and close my eyes,Copy !req
431. and she's going to kiss me.Copy !req
432. I can feel her coming close,
about an inch from my face.Copy !req
433. I don't know what happened,Copy !req
434. but she pulls back
and licks my ear.Copy !req
435. She stuck her tongue in,
like this. Licking all over.Copy !req
436. And then?Copy !req
437. Nothing.Copy !req
438. You like her a lot.Copy !req
439. How do you know?Copy !req
440. Do you want to
do it with her?Copy !req
441. How do I know
if I want to do it with her?Copy !req
442. Did it get like this?Copy !req
443. No.Copy !req
444. That's a comic book,
but more or less?Copy !req
445. I didn't look at it.Copy !req
446. But you felt it?Copy !req
447. Yeah.Copy !req
448. You like her.Copy !req
449. What's that?Copy !req
450. This will drive them crazy.Copy !req
451. Just don't lick my ear.Copy !req
452. It's easier
to make brownies.Copy !req
453. Can you smell it?Copy !req
454. No.Copy !req
455. Who are you thinking about?Copy !req
456. Huh?Copy !req
457. Sure?Copy !req
458. Is it good?Copy !req
459. Well, just a slice.Copy !req
460. Blond or brunette?Copy !req
461. Blond.Copy !req
462. Why do you all
like blonds so much?Copy !req
463. Like Lourdes Azcona
from 302,Copy !req
464. who isn't pretty,
but because she's blondCopy !req
465. everyone loves her.Copy !req
466. And I'm not biased, really.Copy !req
467. But she's a retard.Copy !req
468. I mean,
I don't think she's very smart.Copy !req
469. I don't think she cares
about being smartCopy !req
470. or that she even realizes
that she is or isn't smart.Copy !req
471. Because you need to be smart
to know that you're smart.Copy !req
472. I'm sorry for you.Copy !req
473. You're going to be bored
to deathCopy !req
474. when you realize
she isn't smart.Copy !req
475. Maybe not.Copy !req
476. Maybe you don't want
to be with a smart woman.Copy !req
477. Or maybe you aren't
that smart yourself.Copy !req
478. But sooner or later,Copy !req
479. you're going to want
to be with someone smart.Copy !req
480. It's a palindrome.Copy !req
481. "1991" is a palindrome.Copy !req
482. My birthday
is a palindrome.Copy !req
483. Where's the strainer?Copy !req
484. I'm not going to dye my hair,
you know.Copy !req
485. Besides, the dyes cause cancer.
You know that?Copy !req
486. Besides, it isn't just about
being blond.Copy !req
487. It's the easiest thing
in the world to dye your hair,Copy !req
488. but no.Copy !req
489. You have to be blond
and exuberant.Copy !req
490. Because if you're just blond,
guys get disappointed.Copy !req
491. That's why I say it's not
so much the hair color,Copy !req
492. it's the attitude.Copy !req
493. So you're not going to tell me
whom you were thinking about?Copy !req
494. My mom wants to take
the picture to Morelia.Copy !req
495. My father
wants to keep it here.Copy !req
496. That's why
they're fighting.Copy !req
497. For them, that picture
has great emotional meaning.Copy !req
498. It reminds them of the year
you were born.Copy !req
499. It had been in the closet
for 13 years.Copy !req
500. Set it for 20 minutes.Copy !req
501. We were
at the Techno Motion.Copy !req
502. We were losing.Copy !req
503. It was my turn, and I jumped
and spun and fell on both feet.Copy !req
504. And he hugged me.Copy !req
505. Who?Copy !req
506. Flama.Copy !req
507. Sometimes ducks feel
a great need to emigrate.Copy !req
508. And that doesn't meanCopy !req
509. that a duck that emigrates
is a bad duck.Copy !req
510. It's their... nature...Copy !req
511. that makes them migrate.Copy !req
512. They're seeking new watersCopy !req
513. or warmer climates.Copy !req
514. I don't know.
They're ducks.Copy !req
515. And are these...Copy !req
516. recurring fantasies?Copy !req
517. More or less.Copy !req
518. Another one, for example,
we were in the supermarket.Copy !req
519. And it was really strange
because...Copy !req
520. there's no one in the market
but him and me.Copy !req
521. And we ate a plum.Copy !req
522. What?Copy !req
523. No, nothing.Copy !req
524. No. What are you thinking?Copy !req
525. The pizza was
for both of us, asshole.Copy !req
526. I'm sorry.Copy !req
527. No.Copy !req
528. I'll make you a sandwich.Copy !req
529. Got Cheese Whiz?Copy !req
530. Yeah.Copy !req
531. What's up?Copy !req
532. Fuck, look at
what you've done.Copy !req
533. It's not my fault.Copy !req
534. You were with her,
dickhead.Copy !req
535. You let her in,
dickhead.Copy !req
536. Get out.Copy !req
537. No, my cake isn't ready.Copy !req
538. I don't
give a shit.Copy !req
539. The trouble is that
your oven is in Fahrenheit.Copy !req
540. That makes it tough,Copy !req
541. because none of the recipes
are in Fahrenheit.Copy !req
542. It's almost done, right?
How long?Copy !req
543. Five minutes.Copy !req
544. Five minutes.Copy !req
545. Wait, wait—Copy !req
546. Your cake's ready.Copy !req
547. Get out.Copy !req
548. Today's my birthday.Copy !req
549. Congratulations.Copy !req
550. At home, they forgot.Copy !req
551. Honestly...Copy !req
552. they're delicious.Copy !req
553. Pot.Copy !req
554. What was in the jar?Copy !req
555. Did you put marijuana?Copy !req
556. It sounds awesome.Copy !req
557. Dry mouth?Copy !req
558. Try it! Try it!Copy !req
559. Try it! Try it!Copy !req
560. Try it! Try it!Copy !req
561. Thirty-eight!Copy !req
562. Thirty-nine!Copy !req
563. Come on, come on.Copy !req
564. Forty!Copy !req
565. Where did you get it?Copy !req
566. It was my mom's.Copy !req
567. Your mom gets high?Copy !req
568. Only on weekends.Copy !req
569. We're four...Copy !req
570. like the Beatles.Copy !req
571. The Beatles
were all men.Copy !req
572. John Lennon
was a woman.Copy !req
573. Make a wish.Copy !req
574. How?Copy !req
575. You make a wish,
think of a color,Copy !req
576. you bite, and if it's
the color you thought,Copy !req
577. your wish comes true.Copy !req
578. Look. Red.Copy !req
579. Blue.Copy !req
580. Try again.Copy !req
581. Green.Copy !req
582. Ugh.Copy !req
583. Yellow.Copy !req
584. Ugh!Copy !req
585. Out of 65 chocolates,Copy !req
586. I didn't guess the color
of a single one.Copy !req
587. Here we are in Acapulco.Copy !req
588. Here we are in Veracruz.Copy !req
589. You look pretty.Copy !req
590. That's my cousin Julián.Copy !req
591. Here we are
in Cuernavaca.Copy !req
592. What?Copy !req
593. What?Copy !req
594. Neither of your parents
is a redhead.Copy !req
595. Who in your family
is a redhead?Copy !req
596. A grandfather,
an uncle?Copy !req
597. Don't freak out,
you're not adopted.Copy !req
598. Neither of my parents
is a redhead.Copy !req
599. Relax.Copy !req
600. Look.
Who's that?Copy !req
601. My mom, when she was young.Copy !req
602. Don't you have one
of your father?Copy !req
603. They look the same,
but the hair...Copy !req
604. mm-mm.Copy !req
605. Maybe the color
changes with age?Copy !req
606. No. Redheads
are always redheads.Copy !req
607. Holy shit.Copy !req
608. Who's holding you?Copy !req
609. I think he's a waiter
in Acapulco.Copy !req
610. He's a redhead.Copy !req
611. Maybe your parents
went to AcapulcoCopy !req
612. and met this poor man
who can't support youCopy !req
613. and gave you up
for adoption.Copy !req
614. Come.Copy !req
615. See it?Copy !req
616. Fuck.Copy !req
617. They're moving?Copy !req
618. They're moving?Copy !req
619. Do you know why ducks
fly in a V?Copy !req
620. The first duck clears the way
for the second one.Copy !req
621. The second one clears the way
for the third one.Copy !req
622. The energy from the third one
impels the fourth one.Copy !req
623. The fourth one, the fifth one
and the sixth one.Copy !req
624. And so all the ducks
move togetherCopy !req
625. with the strength
of their shared flight.Copy !req
626. Together they rise...Copy !req
627. and sail through the skies.Copy !req
628. And when one duck tires,
the lead duck...Copy !req
629. goes to the end of the flock...Copy !req
630. and another duck
takes its place.Copy !req
631. And they take turns
like that:Copy !req
632. up front, in the back.Copy !req
633. And when one duck
becomes exhausted,Copy !req
634. two ducks leave the group
and fly with him...Copy !req
635. until he recovers...Copy !req
636. or falls.Copy !req
637. I have to find
my real parents.Copy !req
638. I can't live
without knowing who they are.Copy !req
639. What if we
go to Acapulco?Copy !req
640. Let's go.Copy !req
641. I can't move.Copy !req
642. Okay, smile.Copy !req
643. Angry.Copy !req
644. Smile.Copy !req
645. You're identical.Copy !req
646. Fucking shit.Copy !req
647. Why are you so pissed off?
I said you weren't adopted.Copy !req
648. That's why.Copy !req
649. Ahhh...Copy !req
650. Who are you going with?Copy !req
651. You see this bowl?Copy !req
652. The other day,
they spent two hoursCopy !req
653. arguing about
who'll keep it.Copy !req
654. But the next day,
it's not the damn bowl.Copy !req
655. It's the damn dining room
and the fucking dishesCopy !req
656. and the fucking china.Copy !req
657. Any fucking thing
is an excuse to fight!Copy !req
658. Let's help them decide
who gets the damn Chinese vase.Copy !req
659. Whooo!Copy !req
660. Ten points.Copy !req
661. It's a souvenir
from their honeymoon.Copy !req
662. Go.Copy !req
663. What?Copy !req
664. Nothing.Copy !req
665. You didn't ask me what happened
with the cake chick.Copy !req
666. What happened
with the cake chick?Copy !req
667. I gave her a big kiss.Copy !req
668. French kiss?Copy !req
669. Did you like it?Copy !req
670. Uh-uh.Copy !req
671. I liked
the ear thing better.Copy !req
672. Why?Copy !req
673. I don't know.Copy !req
674. Close your eyes.Copy !req
675. So I can lick your ear.Copy !req
676. No.Copy !req
677. So you can
see how it feels.Copy !req
678. Who is it?Copy !req
679. Telepizza,
your always-friendly pizza.Copy !req
680. Does this look extra thin?Copy !req
681. You people are never satisfied.Copy !req
682. All I want is for the Cokes
to be the way they should be:Copy !req
683. cold!Copy !req
684. Hello.Copy !req
685. Who's calling?Copy !req
686. Hold on.Copy !req
687. It's your manager.Copy !req
688. Okay.Copy !req
689. Hello?Copy !req
690. I had a little problem
with a delivery.Copy !req
691. Go fuck yourself.Copy !req
692. Fire me.Copy !req
693. I don't give a fuck.Copy !req
694. Thanks, Flama.Copy !req
695. You're welcome.Copy !req
696. I'm gonna
go with my mom.Copy !req
697. What are you gonna do
in Morelia?Copy !req
698. When will you go?Copy !req
699. If the movers come
this week, Saturday.Copy !req
700. No more Sundays.Copy !req
701. Out of 385 Freskas,Copy !req
702. I didn't guess
a single color.Copy !req
703. Well, it's a game.Copy !req
704. A bit cruel though.Copy !req
705. Congratulations.Copy !req
706. For?Copy !req
707. Your birthday.Copy !req
708. Thanks.Copy !req
709. No, thank you.Copy !req
710. Your shirt, asshole.Copy !req
711. All this mess
for brownies?Copy !req