1. Stream Full HD Movies & TV Shows On The PlexCopy !req
2. Yo, Bruce-O...
Where we goin', bro?Copy !req
3. Motherfuckin' Hella Burger, yo.Copy !req
4. Make sure we get a double chili cheese
all up in here, nigga.Copy !req
5. Mmm...Copy !req
6. Oh, My God.
Like, double chili cheese?Copy !req
7. Yeah!Copy !req
8. Yo, check this shit out, yo.Copy !req
9. Hey, yo!Copy !req
10. - Yeah!
- Hahaha!Copy !req
11. - Shit!
- Fuckin' holy throwin', bro!Copy !req
12. - That's how I roll!
- Yeah!Copy !req
13. Hi, I'm Horny the Clown.
Welcome to Hella Burger.Copy !req
14. Would you like to try
our jalapeño cheese sticks?Copy !req
15. They're only 99 cents
with any order.Copy !req
16. Yo, we don't want no motherfuckin'
cheesy dicks, clown boy!Copy !req
17. Can I fuck your whore, wigger?Copy !req
18. Yo, what the fuck did you just say?Copy !req
19. Can I take your order, mister?Copy !req
20. Yeh. Yeh, yeh.
All right, Bozo.Copy !req
21. We want uhh...
4 chili cheese Hella Half Pounders.Copy !req
22. - And I want a milkshake. Chocolate.
- Ooh.Copy !req
23. Yo, you bustin' out your tummies
as it is, booty quake.Copy !req
24. You wanna die, bitch?Copy !req
25. Are you dissin' us
in there, grease spot?Copy !req
26. What the fuck did you just say?Copy !req
27. You want fries with that?Copy !req
28. Yey, yeh, yeh. Does the pope
shit in the woods, nigga?Copy !req
29. - Yo, how 'bout I go show Jackoff-In-The-Box wassup?
- YeahCopy !req
30. Yo, Tony, I don't think
that's a good idea.Copy !req
31. Tony!Copy !req
32. Do you want to make it Hella Huge
for an extra 3 bucks?Copy !req
33. Or Hella Normous for an extra 5?Copy !req
34. Hell, no!Copy !req
35. Say that fuckin' shit to my face!Copy !req
36. Where the hell is he?Copy !req
37. Anybody here?
Hey, clown boy!Copy !req
38. Yo, I want to talk to you!
Bitch!Copy !req
39. Yo, clown boy.Copy !req
40. Clown boy.Copy !req
41. Come out, wherever you are.Copy !req
42. Oh, yeah.
You're pretty funny, right?Copy !req
43. What, you ain't got the balls
to face me like a man? Huh?Copy !req
44. Well, that's why you work
in this shithole, you fuckin' loser.Copy !req
45. Clown boy!Copy !req
46. It's your last chance, yo!Copy !req
47. Dumb ass cracker.Copy !req
48. Oh! I'll never eat this shit again.Copy !req
49. Order up, bub!Copy !req
50. Employee of the month's
'bout to fuck you up!Copy !req
51. Yo, where the fuck
are my fries, dawg?Copy !req
52. I ain't got all night and shit!Copy !req
53. Yo, Tony!Copy !req
54. Yo, I ain't playin'!Copy !req
55. So whoever's up in here better chill
or I'm gonna bust a cap in his ass!Copy !req
56. Yo, homes, man.Copy !req
57. Yo, you fuckin' with me?Copy !req
58. Ha ha..Copy !req
59. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
60. Aah... aah... aah...Copy !req
61. You want fries with that?Copy !req
62. Uhh! Please! Don't hurt me!Copy !req
63. My dad's rich! He'll give
you whatever you want!Copy !req
64. Sorry, homey. That just ain't
gonna cut it!Copy !req
65. Thank you, Cleveland!
Good night!Copy !req
66. You rock!Copy !req
67. Hey, that thing is worth
more than your car.Copy !req
68. That's not saying much.Copy !req
69. - Let's go to your room and get busy.
- Somebody's already having sex in there.Copy !req
70. Someplace else, then.
Any port in a storm.Copy !req
71. Patience, grasshopper.
Wait till this weekend when I'm 18.Copy !req
72. I can vote...
Go to war...Copy !req
73. And you won't go to jail.Copy !req
74. Ohhh... Have you seen your ass?Copy !req
75. How's a young hormone junkie like me
supposed to be patient?Copy !req
76. Mind over mammary glands.Copy !req
77. Where the hell can a girl
get a beer around here?Copy !req
78. It's your house.Copy !req
79. Yet none of these people
are my friends.Copy !req
80. Ironic, isn't it?Copy !req
81. Case in point.Copy !req
82. Time to go clean the pool.Copy !req
83. I don't remember inviting any
Banana Republicans to my party.Copy !req
84. - What the fuck?
- Jesus Christ!Copy !req
85. - What's this bullshit?
- Hahaha!Copy !req
86. Mmm...Copy !req
87. What up, man?Copy !req
88. Dude, that party still banging?Copy !req
89. Nah. 5-0 just rolled up.
Shit as dead as Nixon.Copy !req
90. I am so busted.Copy !req
91. I have something that'll
make you feel better.Copy !req
92. Val, nothing is going to
make me feel betterCopy !req
93. About facing certain death
when my parents get home.Copy !req
94. I stand corrected.Copy !req
95. Holy shit, man.
Check this out.Copy !req
96. Ooh, what is it?Copy !req
97. It's my mom's from back when
she and my dad were weirdo hippies.Copy !req
98. What does it do?Copy !req
99. Channels the spirit world and shit.Copy !req
100. Oh, come on, that's bullshit.
You know those things don't work, Mac.Copy !req
101. Dude. Shut the hell up.Copy !req
102. Those things have been around since,
like, the Roman Empire. Ok?Copy !req
103. Not only do those things work,
but a lot of people,Copy !req
104. My vegan, clairvoyant, witch mother included,
think that they're dangerous.Copy !req
105. Yeah, dumb-ass. Sayin' shit
like that is askin' for trouble.Copy !req
106. Might piss it off
and call up a demon.Copy !req
107. Or Charles Manson.Copy !req
108. Dude, we could dial up Marilyn Manson
With this shit? Let's get it on!Copy !req
109. I saw one of these in The Exorcist.Copy !req
110. Linda Blair used it, you know, right before
she diddled herself with a crucifix?Copy !req
111. Ooh.Copy !req
112. Yes.
Oh, yeah.Copy !req
113. I love that part.Copy !req
114. Yummy.Copy !req
115. You would.Copy !req
116. Let's try it.Copy !req
117. Hmm?Copy !req
118. - I'm game. What do we do?
- Mmm?Copy !req
119. All right.Copy !req
120. Put your hands out like this.Copy !req
121. Gently touch the edge
of the planchette.Copy !req
122. Okay. Now, everybody,
clear your minds.Copy !req
123. OamCopy !req
124. Okay, yo, this is not yoga class.Copy !req
125. Bitch, I'm clearin' my mind.Copy !req
126. That shouldn't take long.Copy !req
127. - All right.
- Now. We ask it a question,Copy !req
128. And it says, like, yes or no,
or it spells something out.Copy !req
129. Well, who asks the questions?Copy !req
130. I'll bet is has to be a—a virgin.Copy !req
131. Oh, then I guess
it has to be Mac.Copy !req
132. Screw you, sluts.Copy !req
133. Ask a fuckin' question already!Copy !req
134. Okay.Copy !req
135. Um...Copy !req
136. O great spirits...Copy !req
137. We... Ask thee to...Copy !req
138. Come to us... In...Copy !req
139. All your splendor.Copy !req
140. Light as a feather,
stiff as a board.Copy !req
141. Oooh! shh, shh,
shh, shh, shh.Copy !req
142. I think I can hear the spirits.Copy !req
143. - Ohh, dude!
- Ohh!Copy !req
144. Come on!Copy !req
145. - Disgusting!
- Whatever.Copy !req
146. Fuck it. Party's over, guys.Copy !req
147. Oh, come on! It's only...
2:30. Shit.Copy !req
148. - I'm Out. Catch you guys later.
- Bye.Copy !req
149. Damn. Time flies on the chronic.Copy !req
150. Weed warp, dude.Copy !req
151. Oh, totally.Copy !req
152. - You makin' a booty call?
- This bitch is a sure thing, too.Copy !req
153. Dream on.Copy !req
154. Okay...Copy !req
155. - Hi.
- Hi.Copy !req
156. So, what were you gonna ask it?Copy !req
157. Um...
to predict the future.Copy !req
158. But I already know you're gonna
abandon me when we graduate.Copy !req
159. And I'll die...Copy !req
160. Fat... Alone...Copy !req
161. And Republican...Copy !req
162. In Orange County, which is pretty much
worse than going to hell.Copy !req
163. Mackenzie, I have
to go to New York.Copy !req
164. You know it's impossible
To do anything cool in SoCal.Copy !req
165. Besides, you got into Berkeley.Copy !req
166. You don't want to fuck that up.Copy !req
167. I want to go with you.Copy !req
168. What the hell am I gonna get
out of college besides a freakin'... stalker.Copy !req
169. Or a designer drug addiction?Copy !req
170. Hmm?Copy !req
171. O masterful spirits...Copy !req
172. What is going to happen
to our pathetic little lives?Copy !req
173. Did you just see?Copy !req
174. N... 1...Copy !req
175. K... L...Copy !req
176. P...Copy !req
177. L... 8.Copy !req
178. I don't get it.Copy !req
179. N, 1...Copy !req
180. K, L...Copy !req
181. P, L... 8.Copy !req
182. There it is again.Copy !req
183. Tiffa, wake up.Copy !req
184. Where's Tony?Copy !req
185. Dude, those fuckin'
jerks just left—Copy !req
186. Aaahhh! Aaahhh!
Oh, my God!Copy !req
187. What? What the fuck?
What the...?Copy !req
188. We gotta fucking get outta here!
Fucking get out!Copy !req
189. What?Copy !req
190. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
191. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
192. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
193. What time'd you guys find the car?Copy !req
194. Uh, we rolled up about 6 A.M.Copy !req
195. And besides the obvious, did you notice anything
out of the ordinary? Uh, anything at all?Copy !req
196. No, not really.Copy !req
197. There was a song
playing' on the stereo.Copy !req
198. That's not out of the ordinary.
Bunch of kids partyin', Numb nuts.Copy !req
199. What was the song?Copy !req
200. Highway to Hell.Copy !req
201. Styx. Paradise Theater. Great album.Copy !req
202. Mmm. That'd be AC/DC, sir.Copy !req
203. Sergeant... I was rockin' it while
you were still shittin' yourself, so...Copy !req
204. Dwayne... It was AC/DC.Copy !req
205. Hey, Janet, I want you to take the truck,
Get it to the chop shop ASAP. All right?Copy !req
206. What, you guys don't have somewhere to be?Copy !req
207. Probably want to get it out
of the salt air, huh?Copy !req
208. Calcium chloride ions build up,
break down the prints on the paint faster.Copy !req
209. Yeah, I saw that episode of CSI too, Dwayne.Copy !req
210. No. Actually, I just want to get it
outta here before the press comes—Copy !req
211. I'm on the scene with detectives
Chase and CrackersCopy !req
212. Of the Blanca Carne Police Department.Copy !req
213. Yeah, actually, it's Crockers.Copy !req
214. - No. We have no comment. You know what?
- C-R-O-C-K-E-R-S.Copy !req
215. You need to clear this
crime scene right now.Copy !req
216. Right now. Clear the crime scene.Copy !req
217. - Thank you. Thank you.
- I'll talk.Copy !req
218. You're not gonna talk, Dwayne.Copy !req
219. You think Barella can do it again this year?Copy !req
220. Listen, if Jumba's gonna regain the form
that won him the world title in '05Copy !req
221. And take down points, Leader McMillis,
He's gotta spend more time..Copy !req
222. A $400 noise citation?Copy !req
223. And you have to appear in court?Copy !req
224. Whatever possessed you?Copy !req
225. Mom, it was just a little get-together
for graduation that got out of hand.Copy !req
226. Relax, Marcia.
I mean...Copy !req
227. You know how kids are.
Hell, I remember in the dayCopy !req
228. - We used to—
- Bill, please.Copy !req
229. Do not encourage Mackenzie's reckless behavior.Copy !req
230. Mom, you're overreacting.Copy !req
231. How do you expect me to react?Copy !req
232. I mean, you trash the house,
embarrass us in front of the neighbors,Copy !req
233. And to top it all off, you
lose your brand new camera.Copy !req
234. Mom, it was just one party, and
my camera's probably around here somewhere.Copy !req
235. All right, kids.Copy !req
236. How do you like your burgers?Copy !req
237. Well done, please.Copy !req
238. Bloody as hell, Mr. Carpenter.Copy !req
239. Same here, Mr. C.Copy !req
240. Outstanding choice.Copy !req
241. How 'bout you, Mac?Copy !req
242. Flesh-free, dad.Copy !req
243. Oh, sweetie, it's a beautiful piece of meat.Copy !req
244. Not as beautiful as when it
was mooing in some pasture.Copy !req
245. There was a time when my
hypocrite parents wouldn't touch meat.Copy !req
246. So much for the old flower child image.Copy !req
247. Well, you know what they say.Copy !req
248. If you're 20 and you're not a Liberal,
you don't got a heart.Copy !req
249. And if you're not Republican
when you're 50, you got no money.Copy !req
250. Selling out the sixties like
the rest of the Baby Boomers.Copy !req
251. Oh, check this out.
I love this.Copy !req
252. Watch.
It's great.Copy !req
253. True, pony is strong again.Copy !req
254. Jack Benjamin here.
Try my new Hella Monster chili burger.Copy !req
255. It's one Hella burger.Copy !req
256. Good afternoon, I'm Anita Hill.Copy !req
257. A predawn tragedy has hit
this quiet community of Blanca Carne.Copy !req
258. I'm here at Blanca Carne beach,Copy !req
259. Where the police discovered this
Cadillac Escalade at 6 A.M. this morning.Copy !req
260. The inside of the car
was drenched with blood.Copy !req
261. But as of yet, no bodies
have been found.Copy !req
262. Hey! Hey, you guys,
come check this out.Copy !req
263. Hey, man, that's Brandon Meek's ride.Copy !req
264. Dumb-ass wigger probably got his
cap peeled back by some real gangbangers.Copy !req
265. Oh, my God. Dad, rewind that part.Copy !req
266. Wait. Stop.Copy !req
267. My God.Copy !req
268. This is so trippy.Copy !req
269. - What are you gonna do?
- Nothing.Copy !req
270. Don't you think we should tell someone?Copy !req
271. No way, they'll either think we're stoned
or had something to do with it.Copy !req
272. Yeah, and let's hope the police
don't find out they were at the party.Copy !req
273. Oh, great!
They were here?Copy !req
274. YeahCopy !req
275. You know... Fish is right.Copy !req
276. Take this secret to the grave. Okay?Copy !req
277. Besides, it was just probably
a weird coincidence, anyway.Copy !req
278. P.A.: Attention, Seniors.Copy !req
279. Senior blood drive is this afternoon
at 3 P.M. in the gym.Copy !req
280. Don't forget to bring your
permission slips from home.Copy !req
281. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
282. Wanna come over tonight?Copy !req
283. I can't. I'm way behind
on my yearbook photos,Copy !req
284. And... my camera's still missing.
Someone must've stolen it.Copy !req
285. Let's find out. Did Mac's
expensive camera get jacked?Copy !req
286. Hmm. How 'bout this? Since Mac
is turning 18 this weekend...Copy !req
287. Will I finally get to tap
that barely legal ass?Copy !req
288. - Ugh!
- Ohh!Copy !req
289. Is Fisher Kent a hopeless
perv with shit for brains?Copy !req
290. Yes.Copy !req
291. I gotta get to class.Copy !req
292. - Ok.
- Later.Copy !req
293. Bye.Copy !req
294. Mmm...Copy !req
295. Should I... go to class or
get baked in the bathroom?Copy !req
296. Who are you?Copy !req
297. Why are you doing this?Copy !req
298. It's about time.
What's with the radio silence today?Copy !req
299. - Sorry, I'm a little freaked out.
- What's wrong?Copy !req
300. I think I might be losing it.Copy !req
301. - Yeah? So, what else is new?
- Knock it off. I'm serious.Copy !req
302. Oh, sorry.
Hey, listen...Copy !req
303. Why don't you come over tonight?Copy !req
304. We can do some girly shit,
and you can check out my new ink.Copy !req
305. Ohh... Shit. I forgot.
What'd you get?Copy !req
306. - Oh, I'm not telling.
- Is it fly?Copy !req
307. Oh, girlfriend, it's superfly.
TNT.Copy !req
308. Listen, I gotta jam, but
I'll call you later. Ok?Copy !req
309. Hello?Copy !req
310. Hello?Copy !req
311. Writin' one of your famous Left-Wing, radical,
anti-establishment articles for the paper, are you?Copy !req
312. Oh.Copy !req
313. Yeah. Um...Copy !req
314. After the Fascist editorial staff
censors it, it'll be more likeCopy !req
315. a tabloid horoscope.Copy !req
316. How you doin' Lenny?Copy !req
317. Good.Copy !req
318. Good.Copy !req
319. Ahh, I got the hemorrhoids
something' fierce. They're burnin'!Copy !req
320. - God, they burn.
- Hey, Lenny, um...Copy !req
321. You know... I would love
to chit chat with you,Copy !req
322. But, Um... actually,
I got a lot of work to do.Copy !req
323. Oh. Me, too.Copy !req
324. Me, too.Copy !req
325. I gotta go pull a brown gator
that's cloggin' up the staff shitter.Copy !req
326. Now, I come... 'cause I
got a present for you.Copy !req
327. Oh, my God!
My camera!Copy !req
328. Lenny, where did
you find this?Copy !req
329. You don't wanna know.Copy !req
330. Thank you!Copy !req
331. Hmm.Copy !req
332. Oh, my God.Copy !req
333. Oh, my God.Copy !req
334. My God.Copy !req
335. - Say "cheese"
- Aaahhh!Copy !req
336. Aah! Aah!
Hello, Mackenzie.Copy !req
337. Beginning to get
the picture?Copy !req
338. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
339. Where do you think
you're goin'?Copy !req
340. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
341. Ooh!Copy !req
342. Aaahhh!Copy !req
343. Hahahahaha!Copy !req
344. Aaahh!Copy !req
345. This party's just getting
started, girlfriend!Copy !req
346. Aaahhh! Aaahhh!Copy !req
347. Aaahhh!Copy !req
348. P.A.: Attention.Copy !req
349. P.A.: Attention, students.Copy !req
350. Blanca Carne High School
lunch menu for Friday,Copy !req
351. April 12...
Val Carbonara!Copy !req
352. Val!Copy !req
353. No!Copy !req
354. No!Copy !req
355. No! No!Copy !req
356. Please, God,
No! No!Copy !req
357. Ohh!Copy !req
358. No!Copy !req
359. Aaahhh!Copy !req
360. Aaahhh!Copy !req
361. Aah!Copy !req
362. Uhh!Copy !req
363. Fuck!Copy !req
364. Mackenzie, I'm lonely.Copy !req
365. You know you want my horn dog
in your hot little buns.Copy !req
366. I'm calling the cops!Copy !req
367. You're not gonna be lonely
When you're getting gang-rapedCopy !req
368. in your prison cell every night!Copy !req
369. Heh heh heh!
No one can help you.Copy !req
370. You're my girl now.Copy !req
371. And I'm horny!Copy !req
372. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
373. Oh, Lenny, please help me!Copy !req
374. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
375. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
376. It's time to double
your pleasure.Copy !req
377. Get two orders of my triple-X
Hella-Hot Wings for the price of one.Copy !req
378. Now, that's a money shot.Copy !req
379. How many times do I
have to tell you?Copy !req
380. It was a 7 foot Horny the Clown
chasing me with a meat cleaver.Copy !req
381. I can't believe you guys think Lenny
did this. That's insane.Copy !req
382. Mr. Schwartz had an
extensive criminal record.Copy !req
383. He also had your camera, which was stolen the night
Brandon Meeks & his friends disappeared.Copy !req
384. Not to mention he offed himself.
Textbook murder/suicide scenario.Copy !req
385. - So that's it, then?
- Yeah. For now.Copy !req
386. Lenny couldn't find his ass
with both hands.Copy !req
387. Explain to me how he could
possibly pull this off.Copy !req
388. Is he a fucking magician
or something?Copy !req
389. Mackenzie, just try to
calm down, honey.Copy !req
390. Sweetheart, I think it's time for you
to go home and get some rest.Copy !req
391. We'll take it from here.Copy !req
392. - You don't believe anything I've told you.
- Whether we believe you or not is irrelevant.Copy !req
393. We have very little physical evidence
to back up your story about Val.Copy !req
394. No clow suit, no microwave.Copy !req
395. Hello! The guy gave me Brandon Meeks'
license plate number before he disappeared.Copy !req
396. And the exact description of Val's
tattoo before she died.Copy !req
397. What? Huh?Copy !req
398. The guy with talking board
games and magic balls?Copy !req
399. Let me ask you somethin'. Do you
do any kind of drugs, Ms. Carpenter?Copy !req
400. - Up yours, detective Crackers.
- Ok, it's Crockers, young lady—Copy !req
401. - Crackers.
- Detective, our daughter does not do drugs.Copy !req
402. - Do I need to call our lawyer?
- I'm outta here.Copy !req
403. I'm sorry.Copy !req
404. Ooh!Copy !req
405. - Relax. I come in peace.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
406. You try and relax with
Ronald McStalker on your ass.Copy !req
407. I'm sorry about Val.Copy !req
408. I can't believe she's gone.Copy !req
409. This whole thing is
so fucking bizarre!Copy !req
410. - Who would do something like this?
- Better yet, how?Copy !req
411. - He must be psychic or something.
- No, it's more than that.Copy !req
412. - He knows us.
- Wait, what the fuck do you mean?Copy !req
413. - He's watching.
- Hey, take it easy, Mac. All right?Copy !req
414. - Star's about to lose her shit.
- I'm sorry, sweetie.Copy !req
415. I've already lost
my shit.Copy !req
416. What I want to know is, what's this
got to do with Horny the Clown?Copy !req
417. I grew up with that
lovable son of a bitch.Copy !req
418. It's like finding out Captain Kangaroo's got
pieces of Mr. Green Jeans in his freezer.Copy !req
419. Mr. Benjamin.Copy !req
420. I'm detective Chase.Copy !req
421. This is my partner,
Detective Crockers.Copy !req
422. - Blanca Carne Police Department.
- What can I do for you?Copy !req
423. Well, we have reason to believe that
the perpetrator of the recent homicidesCopy !req
424. may have been wearing a
Horny the Clown costume.Copy !req
425. - Well, Chase and Crackers...
- Yeah, it's Crockers.Copy !req
426. That's what I said.Copy !req
427. Please, why don't you join me in my office.
Maybe we should discuss it there.Copy !req
428. Oh, those poor kids.Copy !req
429. Has the press found out
about the clown suit?Copy !req
430. No, we have a press
blackout on this case.Copy !req
431. 'cause I've got thousands of those
damn things in circulation.Copy !req
432. I mean, for commercials
and whatnot.Copy !req
433. If one went missing,
I'd never hear about it.Copy !req
434. Don't worry, Jack, yes. This will
not hurt your business in any way.Copy !req
435. Do you know a man by the
name of Lenny Schwartz?Copy !req
436. Sorry, doesn't ring a bell.
Do you think he stole the clown suit?Copy !req
437. Well, w-we're not at liberty
to discuss that—Copy !req
438. Police business and all.
You understand.Copy !req
439. We found Hella Burger bags
in the first victim's car.Copy !req
440. With your permission, we'd like
to see the security tapesCopy !req
441. from both Blanca Carne restaurants
the night they disappeared.Copy !req
442. I wish I could help you out,
but those cameras are just for show.Copy !req
443. I guess I'm too cheap to buy a
real system, but don't tell anyone.Copy !req
444. Thank you for your
time, Mr. Benjamin.Copy !req
445. You think of anything,
you give us a call.Copy !req
446. Whoa!
The original Horny!Copy !req
447. I remember him. Wonder who
that lucky little shit was.Copy !req
448. My son.Copy !req
449. Ok. Ok. Uhh...Copy !req
450. Is he still bein' Horny—
D—playin' Horny?Copy !req
451. Archie? No. He hasn't done
that since he was a kid.Copy !req
452. He's um...
Passed away now.Copy !req
453. Oh. Well the new one's
got some shoes to fill.Copy !req
454. Hey, could I get your
autograph, Jack?Copy !req
455. - Of course, yeah.
- Right... there.Copy !req
456. - Detective.
- No words. Just the name, huh?Copy !req
457. - It's an autograph, Crackers.
- A-actually, it's Crockers.Copy !req
458. - Like I said.
- Thank you very much for your time, Mr. Benjamin.Copy !req
459. - Lot of people make that mistake.
- All right, here we go, Dwayne.Copy !req
460. Just take it outside.Copy !req
461. - Aah! Oh, you bastard!
- You knew I was comin' over.Copy !req
462. What the hell are
you listening to?Copy !req
463. Oh.Copy !req
464. Highway to Hell. Tryin' to see if there
are any backwards, satanic messages on it.Copy !req
465. It was playing in Brandon Meeks'
Escalade when they found it.Copy !req
466. - What?
- You know, like in all those old 70s songs?Copy !req
467. Try to see if there's
some kind of clue in it.Copy !req
468. Mac, all that backwards, satanic
message stuff is bullshit.Copy !req
469. That's not
what I read.Copy !req
470. Jesus! There are 7 backwards messages,
and all of them are about Satan?Copy !req
471. See? So, along with finals,Copy !req
472. and being old enough for the draft,
which will happen,Copy !req
473. Now I got the Prince of Fuckin' Darkness
to worry about. Fisher!Copy !req
474. - Put that down and back away.
- Sorry.Copy !req
475. Mmhh...Copy !req
476. Mmm...Copy !req
477. Why don't you give me
my birthday present.Copy !req
478. - Your birthday isn't until tomorrow.
- I don't have it.Copy !req
479. Think you do.Copy !req
480. My parents see you come in?Copy !req
481. Door was open.Copy !req
482. Put on something loud
just in case.Copy !req
483. - Honey?
- What? Go away!Copy !req
484. Why is the door locked?
Is Fisher in there with you?Copy !req
485. No, Mom! I'm getting dressed
for the carnival.Copy !req
486. Oh, sweetie. You know, we'd really rather
you not go. After all that's happened.Copy !req
487. Mom, please!
We talked about this!Copy !req
488. This is the last big school event of the
year, and everyone is gonna be there.Copy !req
489. Plus, I have to work the haunted
house for yearbook club.Copy !req
490. All right, but, um...Copy !req
491. Hi.Copy !req
492. Are you sure you want to?Copy !req
493. I mean, I respect your—Copy !req
494. Uhhh...Copy !req
495. I think we've been
respectable long enough.Copy !req
496. I'll be damned if I'm
gonna die a virgin.Copy !req
497. Mmm...Copy !req
498. Mmm...Copy !req
499. Oh, look. Tina McCandless
and Chad Baldwin.Copy !req
500. You mean Aberzombie
and Bitch.Copy !req
501. God, this place
is lame tonight.Copy !req
502. Probably explains why you
losers are working here.Copy !req
503. Are you supposed to be
scary, Fish face?Copy !req
504. Oh, not as scary as the dockers
you have halfway up your ass, Chad.Copy !req
505. How'd you like my foot
all the way up your ass?Copy !req
506. I'm sure what you meant
to say was "dick."Copy !req
507. So, um, do you and your sub-pop
want to buy, like, a ticket or what?Copy !req
508. Uhh!Copy !req
509. Sweet costume, Mac.Copy !req
510. I was beginning to suspect
you were a lesbo.Copy !req
511. Now I'm sure.Copy !req
512. Well, as long as the gene pool is
filled with bottom feeders like you,Copy !req
513. I have to keep
my options open.Copy !req
514. - Ew, gross! What a fucking bitch!
- FuckCopy !req
515. - Who needs her?
- Duty calls!Copy !req
516. Aaahhh.Copy !req
517. Ohh! I told you to,
like, wait for me, Chad.Copy !req
518. I couldn't help it.
You're just too sexy.Copy !req
519. Yeah, right.
False start fraggin'.Copy !req
520. Hahahahaha!Copy !req
521. Hahahahaha!Copy !req
522. Haha!
Hahaha!Copy !req
523. Yeee Hahahaha!Copy !req
524. Shit, Chad, my prada
is fucking soaked!Copy !req
525. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
526. Aaahh! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
527. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
528. - Aah!
- Break it up!Copy !req
529. Welcome to Horny's Funhouse!Copy !req
530. You oughta tell
that dude to—Copy !req
531. Aaahh! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
532. Aah!Copy !req
533. See, Fisher?Copy !req
534. Fast food kills, fucker.Copy !req
535. Bill, do you have to eat the
Hella-Monster's slop... whatever burger?Copy !req
536. It looked so
good on TV.Copy !req
537. Oomp!Copy !req
538. - Can we please go?
- Ohh, excuse me.Copy !req
539. Ohhh...Copy !req
540. Marcia?
Marcia Johnson.Copy !req
541. Burt? Oh, my God, I
haven't seen you in forever.Copy !req
542. Hi, it's Marcia
Carpenter now.Copy !req
543. Oh.Copy !req
544. Oh, sorry. Uh, this is my husband
Bill and my daughter Mackenzie.Copy !req
545. - How are you?
- Nice to meet you.Copy !req
546. We were friends in high school.
Burt and I.Copy !req
547. - Oh, so you went to Blanca Carne.
- Um, San Guano, actually.Copy !req
548. My daughter goes to,
uh, Blanca Carne.Copy !req
549. She's about your age, Mackenzie.Copy !req
550. Oh! Yeah, right. Tina.
I know her.Copy !req
551. She's a...
Terrific girl.Copy !req
552. I just saw her at
the haunted house.Copy !req
553. I'm working it this year.Copy !req
554. Right!Copy !req
555. Elvira, Mistress
of the Dark.Copy !req
556. Um, did you hear about...
Tori Meeks' kid?Copy !req
557. Um, Mackenzie's best friend, Valerie
Espinoza disappeared last week.Copy !req
558. She's Grace Overstreet's daughter.Copy !req
559. That's weird.Copy !req
560. So... you two knew the
parents of both victims?Copy !req
561. I better catch up with Tina.Copy !req
562. It's good to
see you, Marcia.Copy !req
563. - Nice meeting you.
- Oh.Copy !req
564. - Nice to meet you.
- Yeah.Copy !req
565. Hmm.Copy !req
566. My God, Mac. You
gotta come quick.Copy !req
567. - What?
- The haunted house.Copy !req
568. It's, like, broken down or something.Copy !req
569. I don't know and
I cannot find Fisher.Copy !req
570. Fisher?Copy !req
571. Hello?Copy !req
572. Is there anyone
in here?Copy !req
573. Anybody?Copy !req
574. Is anyone in here?Copy !req
575. Hello?Copy !req
576. Is there anyone
in here?Copy !req
577. Oh, my God.Copy !req
578. Oh, my God.Copy !req
579. - That was ok, bitch.
- Fuck, no!Copy !req
580. - Aaahh!
- Aah!Copy !req
581. Oh, my God!
Fisher! Fisher!Copy !req
582. Fisher, are you ok?Copy !req
583. What? I want to
go with him.Copy !req
584. Not tonight. Not
tonight, Mackenzie.Copy !req
585. You need to go home, get a couple hours'
sleep, and maybe you can see him tomorrow.Copy !req
586. Uhh...Copy !req
587. Shit!Copy !req
588. Oh, my God.Copy !req
589. We got Jones over there
on the crime scene.Copy !req
590. Forensics is hittin'
it hard, so...Copy !req
591. But I don't know. I mean,
we're supposed to buy this shit?Copy !req
592. Hey, where do you
think you're goin'?Copy !req
593. - I'm here to see my friend, Fisher.
- Yeah, well, there are no visitors allowed.Copy !req
594. I have to see him.
Fisher!Copy !req
595. Listen, cool it,
you little brat!Copy !req
596. Take your hands off
my daughter, sir!Copy !req
597. - Mom, what are you doing here?
- You can let her go.Copy !req
598. You two, come with me.Copy !req
599. Mackenzie.Copy !req
600. What the hell do you
think you're doing?Copy !req
601. I could ask you the same question.
Why are cops guarding Fisher's room?Copy !req
602. You can't possibly think that
he's responsible for this.Copy !req
603. I have two more missing kids on my hands,
and Fisher is my only eyewitness.Copy !req
604. One of them is Tina
McCandless, isn't it?Copy !req
605. - How do you know that?
- Same way I knew about the others.Copy !req
606. - This time—
- Uh-uh. You stop right there.Copy !req
607. If I try and check one of your possessed
toys into evidence, they'll have my badge.Copy !req
608. - Why won't you believe me?
- How do you know I don't?Copy !req
609. Because the lynch mob is gatherin' around
Fisher with their torches and pitchforks.Copy !req
610. We're just questioning
him at this point.Copy !req
611. Don't give me the same line of
bullshit you're giving the press.Copy !req
612. Mackenzie, calm—
I'm sorry.Copy !req
613. Mackenzie?Copy !req
614. Mackenzie?
Mackenzie.Copy !req
615. Would you please
talk to me?Copy !req
616. Are you ever planning
to tell the policeCopy !req
617. that the parents of all the
victims are your old buddies?Copy !req
618. What's that got to do
with anything?Copy !req
619. You're joking, right?Copy !req
620. Mother, it's a
very definitive pattern.Copy !req
621. That's what it's got
to do with everything.Copy !req
622. It's more like an awful
coincidence, Mackenzie.Copy !req
623. Mother...Copy !req
624. I know you're not as stupid as you've been
pretending to be for the past few years.Copy !req
625. Don't talk to me
like that, Mackenzie.Copy !req
626. Then you start
talking to me!Copy !req
627. Oh, you are so
closed off!Copy !req
628. But I know there's something
eating you up inside.Copy !req
629. I can see it
in your eyes.Copy !req
630. Yes, well, I'm
worried about you,Copy !req
631. And I wish that the
police knew something.Copy !req
632. They don't know shit!
But you do!Copy !req
633. I don't know more than anybody else,Copy !req
634. and I resent the accusation that
I'm withholding information.Copy !req
635. Thou doth protest
too much, mother.Copy !req
636. Mackenzie, can we please
talk about this at home?Copy !req
637. I am not interested in talking
to someone who doesn't care enoughCopy !req
638. about Fisher to speak up and refuses to
accept the fact that I could be next!Copy !req
639. Fine.Copy !req
640. The girl working the funhouse didn't see
anyone else but Fisher Kent go in.Copy !req
641. That was right before
my daughter was taken.Copy !req
642. Why would he want
to hurt Tina?Copy !req
643. I don't know! Why don't you
do your job and go ask him?Copy !req
644. I already have.Copy !req
645. But right now... I have
some questions for you.Copy !req
646. You knew Marcia Carpenter
in high school, right?Copy !req
647. Yes.Copy !req
648. What about Tori Meeks
and Grace Overstreet?Copy !req
649. Yeah, so what?Copy !req
650. All of the missing children are the
sons and daughters of your friends.Copy !req
651. - Doesn't that strike you as odd?
- I—I don't understand.Copy !req
652. Why would someone dressed as Horny the
Clown want to hurt your children?Copy !req
653. Um... uh...
I have no idea.Copy !req
654. Well, that's a lie,
and you know it.Copy !req
655. Mr. McCandless, your
daughter is missing.Copy !req
656. And if you don't help me,
I may never find her.Copy !req
657. I don't even know
where to start.Copy !req
658. Try starting from
the beginning.Copy !req
659. Huh?Copy !req
660. What—Copy !req
661. What the hell's
goin' on in here?Copy !req
662. You better not be tryin'
any shit with me, boy.Copy !req
663. Your daddy might've brought you in
this world, but I'll take you out.Copy !req
664. You gonna eat that?Copy !req
665. Oh, hell yeah.Copy !req
666. Your balls are showin'.Copy !req
667. Detective Chase,
it's happening!Copy !req
668. Aaahh!Copy !req
669. - Oh, Fisher! What the fuck?
- Shh!Copy !req
670. Let's get outta here.Copy !req
671. Where do you wanna go?
You can't go home.Copy !req
672. I can lay low with
Van for a while.Copy !req
673. What do you
want to do?Copy !req
674. I have to figure out how my
mom and her friends are connected.Copy !req
675. It's obvious he intends
to whack us all.Copy !req
676. Maybe he only
wants revenge.Copy !req
677. Most parents, mine excluded, of course, would
rather die than see their kids get killed.Copy !req
678. What the hell could a bunch of pasty, O.C.
socialites have done to piss him off like this?Copy !req
679. "See you at 4:20."Copy !req
680. You know anyone with
a "4:20" tattoo?Copy !req
681. I bet it's not a tat.
This fucker's into variety.Copy !req
682. Hold on a sec.Copy !req
683. - Yo, Van, what's up?
- Dude, you're on the news.Copy !req
684. Hey, do you know anybody
with a "4:20" tattooCopy !req
685. Or, a board graphic or
something with 4:20 on it?Copy !req
686. Yeah, 4:20 Boys.
Uh, Chuck Taylor's group.Copy !req
687. Oh, right!
Those fags!Copy !req
688. Uh, thanks, man.
I'll call you back.Copy !req
689. Snap.
4:20 Boys.Copy !req
690. Hey, look, stop
hoggin' it.Copy !req
691. Yeah.Copy !req
692. Fuckin' burnouts! Always came in
last at the local team events.Copy !req
693. This guy, Chuck Taylor, tried
to steal my deck once.Copy !req
694. Oh, my God. That's my mom's
high school boyfriend's name.Copy !req
695. - Are you serious?
- The legendary Charlie Taylor.Copy !req
696. - Where we goin'?
- While you lay low with Van,Copy !req
697. Marcia and I are gonna
have a "come to Jesus."Copy !req
698. - Hey, fuckers.
- Huh?Copy !req
699. Let's hit the Fun Space.Copy !req
700. It's so necessary.Copy !req
701. All right, whatever.Copy !req
702. Hey, kids! Welcome to the
Hella Burger Fun Space.Copy !req
703. This Fun Space is for
kids 12 and under,Copy !req
704. So make sure your
folks are here.Copy !req
705. Hahahahaha!Copy !req
706. All right, buddyCopy !req
707. Here's your Little Devil combo,
You little devil.Copy !req
708. Well, all right, then.
Thanks for comin' in.Copy !req
709. You guys have a
Hella nice day, then.Copy !req
710. Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoo!Copy !req
711. Hoo Ha Hoo Hoo Hoo!Copy !req
712. Whoa!Copy !req
713. Ow!Copy !req
714. Welcome to Hella Burger.Copy !req
715. Would you like to try
our Horn Dog Corn Dog combo?Copy !req
716. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Heh Heh Heh!Copy !req
717. It's only 2.99.Copy !req
718. No, thanks... Robbie.Copy !req
719. I'll take three number 4s,
Hella-Normous,Copy !req
720. 2 orders of Inferno Fries,
Double Chili, Double Cheese,Copy !req
721. And 4 Chocolate Shakes in the
Prince of Darkness collector cups.Copy !req
722. Hungry.Copy !req
723. That'll be 26.50.Copy !req
724. Thanks.Copy !req
725. And, uh... the Horn
Dog's on the house.Copy !req
726. Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Heh Heh Heh!Copy !req
727. Come to my house.
Excuse me a minute.Copy !req
728. It's time to rock!Copy !req
729. Uhh! I'm ok.
I'm ok. I'm ok.Copy !req
730. This Play Space is for
children 12 and under!Copy !req
731. Can't you read the sign?Copy !req
732. Suey! Suey!Copy !req
733. You pig!Copy !req
734. You—you—you don't want
to dance with me, Shirley!Copy !req
735. Listen, I got your number, cucumber!
That's it!Copy !req
736. I'm callin' the authorities.
You—you—Copy !req
737. You better control your friends
or they're gonna end up in the hoosegow.Copy !req
738. The what?Copy !req
739. Just get them out of
the Play Space, ok?Copy !req
740. Whatever.
Where's your shitter?Copy !req
741. Language.Copy !req
742. The ladies' room is
around the corner. Ok?Copy !req
743. Heh Heh Heh!
Heh Heh Heh!Copy !req
744. Oh, in the mouth.Copy !req
745. Hahaha! Oh...Copy !req
746. Did you say somethin', bro?Copy !req
747. Nah, you just fraggin' stoned, bro.Copy !req
748. Yes, I am.Copy !req
749. Heh heh heh!
Having fun, kids?Copy !req
750. Hey, fatass, where's our food?Copy !req
751. He probably ate it.Copy !req
752. And Carrie, too.Copy !req
753. You'll get your food
as soon as your mamaCopy !req
754. takes my dick out
of her mouth, bitch!Copy !req
755. Come out here. We'll show you
who the bitch is, pork chop!Copy !req
756. Yeah, you bubble-nose motherfucker.Copy !req
757. Time is up, son.Copy !req
758. Did someone say "pork"?Copy !req
759. Heh heh.Copy !req
760. Chop!Copy !req
761. - Oh...
- Shit!Copy !req
762. Don't hurt me, man.Copy !req
763. Hurt ya?Copy !req
764. Heh heh heh
I'm not gonna hurt you.Copy !req
765. I'm just gonna
bash your brains in.Copy !req
766. I'm gonna bash 'em
right the fuck in!Copy !req
767. Aaahhh!Copy !req
768. All work and no play
makes Horny a dull boy.Copy !req
769. Aaahhh!Copy !req
770. Ohh! Oh, my God!Copy !req
771. Oh, my God!Copy !req
772. Ohh! Oh, my...Copy !req
773. I'm on the scene of what appears
to be yet another grisly murderCopy !req
774. In what appears to be the most
heinous case of serial murder...Copy !req
775. Mackenzie! Where the hell
have you been?Copy !req
776. Your father's been driving
around looking for you.Copy !req
777. We've been worried sick!Copy !req
778. Not as worried as Charles Taylor's
gonna be, I'll bet. Hmm?Copy !req
779. How did you...Copy !req
780. Mackenzie?Copy !req
781. What are you
looking for?Copy !req
782. This.Copy !req
783. I could take it to
detective Chase, if you wantCopy !req
784. Maybe you'll talk to her.Copy !req
785. Hmm?Copy !req
786. I'm so scared.Copy !req
787. Why would someone...Copy !req
788. want to murder the children
of your friends?Copy !req
789. When I was young...Copy !req
790. I did something terrible.Copy !req
791. I had this... crazy
group of friends.Copy !req
792. And none of us went
to the same schools,Copy !req
793. But we used to hang out
together in the Summers.Copy !req
794. My old boyfriend...
Charlie TaylorCopy !req
795. Tori Hill...
Brandon Meeks' mom.Copy !req
796. Burt McCandless, the man
you met at the carnival.Copy !req
797. And Grace...Copy !req
798. Val's mom.Copy !req
799. There was this
young man...Copy !req
800. Archie Benjamin.Copy !req
801. Jack Benjamin's son.Copy !req
802. Hella Burger
Jack Benjamin?Copy !req
803. Archie didn't have
any friends.Copy !req
804. He was...Copy !req
805. An extremely
strange boy.Copy !req
806. And we loved
to torment him.Copy !req
807. But despite our cruelty, he
was totally obsessed with me.Copy !req
808. It got so bad that
he dropped out of school,Copy !req
809. And he spent all his time
working with his father.Copy !req
810. He was in every one of those
stupid old commercials.Copy !req
811. It was his entire indentity,
his claim to fame.Copy !req
812. But then something happened.Copy !req
813. Archie died in a fire.Copy !req
814. And the police said
it was an accident.Copy !req
815. But it was no accident.Copy !req
816. How do you know?Copy !req
817. Because we killed him.Copy !req
818. It was the night of his 18th birthday,
and he'd sent me an invitation.Copy !req
819. Happy birthday. Archie.Copy !req
820. But we just laughed and
used it to roll joints.Copy !req
821. Charlie hated him because
of his crush on me.Copy !req
822. And so he convinced everyone
that we should crash Archie's party.Copy !req
823. And play a prank
on him.Copy !req
824. Aah!Copy !req
825. Archie died...Copy !req
826. In that fire.Copy !req
827. The police always thought
it was an accident.Copy !req
828. And you...Copy !req
829. Your friends, you
never told anyone?Copy !req
830. No.Copy !req
831. We were terrified of getting into trouble.Copy !req
832. And we wanted so bad to
believe it wasn't our fault.Copy !req
833. But deep down,
I knew that it was.Copy !req
834. And now...Copy !req
835. Now we are paying
for our sins.Copy !req
836. You're paying?
Hardly, mom.Copy !req
837. Last time I checked, the
crosshairs were on my head.Copy !req
838. And my 18th birthday
is tomorrow.Copy !req
839. I won't let anything
happen to you.Copy !req
840. I'm calling detective Chase.
I want you in protective custody.Copy !req
841. I am not putting
my life in their hands.Copy !req
842. They have no idea
what they're dealing with.Copy !req
843. I will tell them
what we did.Copy !req
844. It's Jack Benjamin. He's taking
from us what we took from him.Copy !req
845. Ohh...Copy !req
846. It's not Jack Benjamin,
can't you see that?Copy !req
847. It's Archie.Copy !req
848. Mackenzie, where are you going?
I'm going to talk to Jack Benjamin,Copy !req
849. The one person who might
be able to stop him.Copy !req
850. Shh. Shh Shh Shh.Copy !req
851. Ok, what the hell is
all this crap, Rambo?Copy !req
852. It's insurance, man.Copy !req
853. check this shit out.Copy !req
854. If we find Horny, I got just about
everything we need to kill his clown ass.Copy !req
855. A plastic tent stake?Copy !req
856. Yeah, well, um...
they didn't—Copy !req
857. They didn't have any wooden ones
at the Army Surplus store.Copy !req
858. What am I gonna do?Copy !req
859. Ok, he's not a
vampire, fuck-wad.Copy !req
860. Yeah, man. If you think
a Ghetto Paint-By-Numbers JesusCopy !req
861. is gonna stop him,
you're fuckin' smokin' crack.Copy !req
862. Hey, fuck you, guys.
At least I came prepared.Copy !req
863. I mean, we could be dealin' with
fuckin' anything here. Right, Mac?Copy !req
864. That's why I brought
the silver bullets.Copy !req
865. - Oh, shit!
- Where the hell did you get this?Copy !req
866. It's my dad's from when
he was in the Army.Copy !req
867. Do you know how
to shoot this thing?Copy !req
868. How hard can
it be, right?Copy !req
869. Shit.Copy !req
870. What's this?Copy !req
871. Bit of courage.Copy !req
872. Yeah, pass that shit over.Copy !req
873. All right, Fish and I are gonna go try and talk to
Mr. Benjamin while you guys scope out the garage.Copy !req
874. - The garage?
- You know, we need evidence.Copy !req
875. Psycho killers usually
keep shit in the garage.Copy !req
876. Body parts in freezers,
that kind of thing?Copy !req
877. All right, meet back
here in an hour. Cool?Copy !req
878. - Yeah.
- Cool.Copy !req
879. Cool.Copy !req
880. Shit, what if he's
really in there?Copy !req
881. Ok, grow some
fuckin' balls, Nancy.Copy !req
882. I'm supposed to be
the chick here, remember?Copy !req
883. Let's just split up.Copy !req
884. Fuck that.
Fuck that.Copy !req
885. Oh, come on.Copy !req
886. You wanna get outta
here fast or what?Copy !req
887. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
888. Ok, so, you go check out the backyard,
and meet me in the garage. All right?Copy !req
889. All right.Copy !req
890. Well... peace, bitch.Copy !req
891. Yes, I know Jack Benjamin
is a pillar in the community, judge,Copy !req
892. but I assure you this is not
a frivolous search warrant.Copy !req
893. Yes, I can
establish motive.Copy !req
894. His son was killed by the
parents of the missing children.Copy !req
895. And he lied to
us about it.Copy !req
896. It's all in
my report.Copy !req
897. Yes. Yes, thank you,
your honor.Copy !req
898. Ok, G.I. Joe.Copy !req
899. All you need now is the
Kung Fu grip and you're all set.Copy !req
900. Detective Chase.Copy !req
901. Mrs. Carpenter, take a deep breath.
Calm down.Copy !req
902. Well, how long ago
did she leave?Copy !req
903. Ok.Copy !req
904. Jack. Oh, Jack.
Wake up!Copy !req
905. Our guests are
here, daddy.Copy !req
906. It's party time.Copy !req
907. Jesus, this guy's made a killing
off that fuckin' slop.Copy !req
908. Over 5 billion killed.Copy !req
909. Holy shit.Copy !req
910. Archie's room.Copy !req
911. Greg Brady has got
nothing on this guy.Copy !req
912. Well, this
explains a lot.Copy !req
913. - No shit.
- Mmhh.Copy !req
914. What the fuck
was that?Copy !req
915. Hahahaha!Copy !req
916. What the hell
are you doing?Copy !req
917. I think it's tryin'
to tell us something.Copy !req
918. Have a Hella nice day.Copy !req
919. Please don't
do that anymore.Copy !req
920. Happy birthday, Mackenzie.Copy !req
921. Hahahaha!Copy !req
922. - Huh, it's midnight.
- Yeah? So?Copy !req
923. So... it really
is my birthday.Copy !req
924. This is what
he's been waiting for.Copy !req
925. My mother killed him on his 18th
birthday, and he's gonna kill me on mine.Copy !req
926. Shit.Copy !req
927. Um, let's get
the fuck outta here.Copy !req
928. Hey, Star!Copy !req
929. I—I've found a freezer in here.
Did you check this out yet?Copy !req
930. Oh! Fuck!Copy !req
931. Fuck! Star!
Get your ass over here!Copy !req
932. God.Copy !req
933. Oh... my God...Copy !req
934. Oh, my God!Copy !req
935. Relax.
She's just chillin'.Copy !req
936. Ya got a lot
of guts, kid.Copy !req
937. Uhh! Oh...Copy !req
938. - All clear.
- Wait, wait!Copy !req
939. Wait.Copy !req
940. Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
941. Little pigs, little pigs,
let me come in!Copy !req
942. Let's do this thing.Copy !req
943. All right. You check the garage, and then
you recon with me back in the house.Copy !req
944. Done... and done.Copy !req
945. Aah!
Uhh!Copy !req
946. Aah!
Aah! Aah!Copy !req
947. Aaahhhh!Copy !req
948. Uhh! Uhh!
Uhh!Copy !req
949. Unhh!Copy !req
950. You eyeballin' me, boy?Copy !req
951. Oh... fuck. Fuck!Copy !req
952. Crockers, what the
hell was that?Copy !req
953. Nothin'! All clear.Copy !req
954. It's cool.Copy !req
955. Sweet Jesus!Copy !req
956. Ohhh... God!Copy !req
957. Fuck me.Copy !req
958. Chase, we got two unidentified bodies
out in the meat freezer here.Copy !req
959. One male, one female.Copy !req
960. Both, uh—both—
both, uh...Copy !req
961. Both late teens.Copy !req
962. All right, well, you call for backup,
and then you get your fat ass up here.Copy !req
963. Roger that.Copy !req
964. Don't move, motherfucker!Copy !req
965. - He's gonna kill me!
- Who's gonna kill you?Copy !req
966. Archie! He's here.Copy !req
967. There is nobody here, sir.Copy !req
968. You are under arrest.Copy !req
969. Aaahh!Copy !req
970. Aaahh! Aaahh!Copy !req
971. Aaahhh!Copy !req
972. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
973. Aaahhh!Copy !req
974. Aaahhh!Copy !req
975. Aah! Mmmhhh!Copy !req
976. Happy birthday, Mackenzie.Copy !req
977. - Aah!
- Surprise!Copy !req
978. Yeh heh heh heh heh!
Heh heh heh!Copy !req
979. What's wrong?Copy !req
980. Don't you like
surprises?Copy !req
981. Mmhh!Copy !req
982. Aah! Aaahhh!Copy !req
983. Well, you got
it wrong.Copy !req
984. No one can
hear you scream.Copy !req
985. What do you want!Copy !req
986. For your 18th birthday,
it'll be as special as mine.Copy !req
987. But you're lucky. All of
your friends showed up.Copy !req
988. - Where's Fisher?
- He wasn't invited!Copy !req
989. Aah!Copy !req
990. This is a little party game
your mother taught me.Copy !req
991. Aaahhh!Copy !req
992. Aaahh!
Aah!Copy !req
993. Aah! Aaahh!Copy !req
994. Aah! Aah!Copy !req
995. Aaahhh!Copy !req
996. Help me! Help me!Copy !req
997. Aah! No!Copy !req
998. Aah!Copy !req
999. Aaahh!Copy !req
1000. - Help me! Aaahh!
- Make a wish.Copy !req
1001. Get the fuck away from her!
It's between you and me, Archie!Copy !req
1002. Aaahh!Copy !req
1003. Oh, my God! Please help me!
Get it off!Copy !req
1004. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1005. Mom!Copy !req
1006. Uhh! Ohh!Copy !req
1007. Now I'm gonna give your daughter
an extreme fucking makeover!Copy !req
1008. Where were we?Copy !req
1009. Heh Heh Heh Heh.
Heh Heh Heh.Copy !req
1010. Heh Heh Heh
Heh Heh HehCopy !req
1011. Huh?Copy !req
1012. Aahh! Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1013. Mom! Mama!Copy !req
1014. Come on! Get out!Copy !req
1015. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1016. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1017. Aaahhh!Copy !req
1018. Ohhh!Copy !req
1019. Fast food kills, fucker.Copy !req
1020. Man, this reminds me
of that Henderson case.Copy !req
1021. Remember that one?Copy !req
1022. Where that chick stuck that 12-gauge
up that guy's ass and just let 'er rip?Copy !req
1023. But, good God, this is
10 times worse than that.Copy !req
1024. Oh, this is one ugly
son of a bitch right here.Copy !req
1025. Can we I.D. the
guy wearing it?Copy !req
1026. Well, all the bodies are
accounted for except for his.Copy !req
1027. Nah. There's gotta be
some sort of—Copy !req
1028. Just take it to the station
and get it printed, Dwayne.Copy !req
1029. Today.Copy !req
1030. Let's go, Kimosabe.Copy !req
1031. Mackenzie.Copy !req
1032. We need to talk about Fisher.Copy !req
1033. I know.
He's dead.Copy !req
1034. Fisher is alive.Copy !req
1035. What?Copy !req
1036. He's in the hospital.Copy !req
1037. But I want
to prepare you.Copy !req
1038. He's in critical condition, and the doctors don't
know if he's gonna make it through the night.Copy !req
1039. Mom, mom, we have to go now.
I have to go see him, ok?Copy !req
1040. Ok, sweetheart, ok.
We'll go right away.Copy !req
1041. Your father should
be here any minute.Copy !req
1042. We'll go right away.
It's ok.Copy !req
1043. For what it's worth, I'm sorry.Copy !req
1044. Oh. I'm just glad
this whole thing is over.Copy !req
1045. I'll meet you
up there, ok?Copy !req
1046. I'm sorry, but visiting hours are over.Copy !req
1047. I'm here to see Fisher Kent.
Detective Chase called ahead.Copy !req
1048. You must be Mackenzie.
Right this way.Copy !req
1049. It was touch and go for a while,
but I think he's—Copy !req
1050. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1051. It's not over.Copy !req
1052. "Today." That fuckin' Chase.
What a bitch.Copy !req
1053. I'd do her, though.Copy !req
1054. Welcome to Hella Burger.Copy !req
1055. Would you like to try our new
Purgatory Pepper Jack Poppers for 99 cents?Copy !req
1056. Nah. I'll just have your
Beelzebro Barbecue chicken sandwich,Copy !req
1057. And two orders of your Hella Hot Wings.
One extra spicy, one triple X.Copy !req
1058. 11-8-25, Code 6. 105 North Avenue 52.Copy !req
1059. Want fries with that?Copy !req
1060. Say again?Copy !req
1061. I said, do you want
to die, fat ass?Copy !req
1062. What the hell?Copy !req
1063. Arrrhhh!Copy !req
1064. - Aaahhh!
- Have a Hella nice day!Copy !req
1065. Subtitles edited by the Kino crewCopy !req
1066. Stream Full HD Movies & TV Shows On The FinCopy !req
1067. I've seen some
nasty shit before.Copy !req
1068. I mean, I had dysentery,
but this takes the cake, man.Copy !req
1069. Oh! this is the original Horny.
I remember him.Copy !req
1070. Horny the Clown.
Horny the Clown.Copy !req
1071. Maybe Horny's a stoner.
Think he wants to get high with us?Copy !req
1072. Ohhh..Copy !req
1073. You bitches want some grub?Copy !req
1074. Oh.Copy !req
1075. Welcome to Hella Burger.Copy !req
1076. Would you like
to try our..Copy !req
1077. Beelzebro Barbecue
chicken sandwich...Copy !req
1078. With chili cheese
Hella half-pounders...Copy !req
1079. Inferno fries, double chili,
double cheese...Copy !req
1080. Hella hot wings.
One extra spicy, one triple X.Copy !req
1081. A little Devil combo.Copy !req
1082. Horn Dog corn dogCopy !req
1083. And four chocolate shakes in the
Prince of Darkness collector cups.Copy !req
1084. Aah!Copy !req
1085. Aah! Aah! Aah!Copy !req
1086. Aah!Copy !req
1087. Ohhh...Copy !req
1088. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1089. - Do it again?
- Let's do it again, yeah.Copy !req
1090. We need another one.Copy !req
1091. Still rolling.Copy !req
1092. - Are you set?
- Set.Copy !req
1093. Do you want me
looking at the camera?Copy !req
1094. Doin' all right?Copy !req
1095. Aaaahhhh!Copy !req
1096. No!Copy !req
1097. Ow!Copy !req
1098. - Hahaha!
- You ok?Copy !req
1099. - Oh, jeez louise.
- Cut it.Copy !req
1100. Oh, if only there was one person
with more motivation and pencis pen...Copy !req
1101. Ok.Copy !req
1102. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1103. Cutting.Copy !req
1104. I'm on the scene of
yet another grizly murderCopy !req
1105. In what appears to be
the most heinous—Copy !req
1106. M— all right? No.
Ok? That's all right?Copy !req
1107. We'll continue to run?
Yes. Ok, Christine.Copy !req
1108. Ok, right.Copy !req
1109. Ready?Copy !req
1110. Ready.Copy !req
1111. Ahh...Copy !req
1112. Aren't you ready?
Come on.Copy !req
1113. Ok.Copy !req
1114. Hi, I'm Anita Hill.Copy !req
1115. A predawn tragedy has struck this
quiet community of Blanca Carne.Copy !req
1116. I'm here at
Blanca Carne beach,Copy !req
1117. Where police discovered this Cadillac Escalade
as you can see behind me...Copy !req
1118. At 6 A.M. this morning, the inside
of the car was drenched with blood.Copy !req
1119. But as of yet,
no bodies have been found.Copy !req
1120. How was that?
Was it good?Copy !req
1121. Ok.Copy !req
1122. - Cut.
- Cut.Copy !req
1123. - Yeah, I'll talk.
- No, you're not gonna talk.Copy !req
1124. God, you're hot.Copy !req
1125. - Cut
- Cut it.Copy !req
1126. I had her on all fours,
just tappin' that ass.Copy !req
1127. Has nothin' to do with tonight,
but, boy, that was fun.Copy !req
1128. Hey, everybody, thanks
for comin' to Hella Burger.Copy !req
1129. Hope you had
a Hella nice time.Copy !req
1130. Now, get the
fuck outta here!Copy !req