1. Good morning, Mr. Pouty-Pants!Copy !req
2. Commander Sorbet.Copy !req
3. What now?Copy !req
4. It's Planet 448, sir.Copy !req
5. The native uprising
has gotten worse.Copy !req
6. We can't keep them
down for much longer.Copy !req
7. Fine.
Then send more soldiers.Copy !req
8. That's the trouble, sir.Copy !req
9. With all the fighting
on other worlds,Copy !req
10. we barely have any to spare.Copy !req
11. What?Copy !req
12. Damn it.
Disengage. Disengage!Copy !req
13. This is Sorbet. Report.Copy !req
14. Have you tracked
down the remainingCopy !req
15. Namekian survivors yet?Copy !req
16. I'm sorry, Commander.Copy !req
17. We've deployed a small
army of spy drones,Copy !req
18. but they haven't
turned up anything.Copy !req
19. We still can't find them.Copy !req
20. Well then. There's no choice,
we'll go to Earth.Copy !req
21. Planet Earth? But isn't that
a bit too dangerous, sir?Copy !req
22. I know they
have Dragon BallsCopy !req
23. and that female
knows how to find them,Copy !req
24. but she's in league
with the Super Saiyan!Copy !req
25. Without the Namekians,
what else can we do?Copy !req
26. Earth is a risk
we have to take.Copy !req
27. Besides, I have
no intention ofCopy !req
28. involving that human woman.Copy !req
29. Our spy drones may have
failed in other systems,Copy !req
30. but they've
helped on Earth.Copy !req
31. According to their data,
she's not the only oneCopy !req
32. capable of finding
Dragon Balls.Copy !req
33. Tagoma! The two of us
are going to Earth.Copy !req
34. Sir! But why not send out
a larger unit, sir?Copy !req
35. It seems the
Earth Saiyans can detectCopy !req
36. substantial power levels
without using a Scouter.Copy !req
37. Obviously, more troops means a
bigger risk of being noticed.Copy !req
38. Understood, sir.
We'll get the job done.Copy !req
39. But Commander,
are you sure you want toCopy !req
40. go down there yourself?Copy !req
41. Of course I'm sure.Copy !req
42. Lord Frieza is
coming back to life.Copy !req
43. Commander Sorbet,
look! I've found them.Copy !req
44. Excellent!Copy !req
45. Looks like they've
already gathered six of them.Copy !req
46. Then what are you
waiting for? Let's move!Copy !req
47. We have to catch them
before they've got them all!Copy !req
48. Yes, sir!Copy !req
49. Don't disappoint me.
You said the last one was here.Copy !req
50. Uh. That's right.
The ball should beCopy !req
51. directly below this spot.Copy !req
52. Of course, that's
where it gets tricky.Copy !req
53. The ocean floor's
really deep hereCopy !req
54. so we'll need some kind
of submersible.Copy !req
55. Tagoma,
dive down and retrieve it.Copy !req
56. Right!Copy !req
57. We'll, uh, be over here.Copy !req
58. Mai! This is your
fault for not movingCopy !req
59. quick enough
with the Dragon Radar!Copy !req
60. Now these crazy alien jerks
are gonna snatch 'em all upCopy !req
61. and steal the wishes
that should be ours!Copy !req
62. You're the one who
said we cooperate,Copy !req
63. you should've
just told 'em "no"!Copy !req
64. Here's what we're
gonna do now.Copy !req
65. You're gonna take your gun,Copy !req
66. and you're gonna whip out
that pretty little sword.Copy !req
67. Then chop-chop-chop-
pow-pow-powCopy !req
68. and they're finished!Copy !req
69. Wait, if we're trying to beat 'em
then shouldn't you attack too?Copy !req
70. I'm supposed to be
the brains of this operation!Copy !req
71. But very well. Let's roll!Copy !req
72. Aah!Copy !req
73. Just because
I'm small doesn't meanCopy !req
74. you should take
me lightly, Earthlings.Copy !req
75. Aah!Copy !req
76. Hey sorry, we didn't mean
to get back home so late.Copy !req
77. Hi, little Pan!Copy !req
78. Oh, sorry Mommy
wasn't here sooner!Copy !req
79. Unkie Piccolo's
green face must've beenCopy !req
80. really scary, huh?Copy !req
81. Hmm...Copy !req
82. Huh? You look worried,
what's wrong?Copy !req
83. I'm sensing some bad
energy in that direction.Copy !req
84. Huh. I do too,
now that you mention it.Copy !req
85. But, what could it be?Copy !req
86. I don't know.Copy !req
87. Aw, you're okay, sweetie.Copy !req
88. You're okay.
Mommy's right here.Copy !req
89. All right,
get on with it.Copy !req
90. Look. After we do this,Copy !req
91. are you the kind of guy
who's gonna kill us?Copy !req
92. Don't you worry, Earthling.Copy !req
93. There's a chance we may
have use for you later,Copy !req
94. so it's in our best
interest to keep you alive.Copy !req
95. Now go on.
Or don't you trust me?Copy !req
96. Eeh. Sort of?Copy !req
97. Hey. I have a
boyfriend named Trunks,Copy !req
98. and if anything
happens to me,Copy !req
99. he'll make you regret it!Copy !req
100. I'm not going to
tell you again!Copy !req
101. Eternal dragon, Shenron!
By your name I summon you!Copy !req
102. It just got dark.
Could it be?Copy !req
103. Yes. It's definitely Shenron.Copy !req
104. I am the dragon, Shenron.Copy !req
105. I shall grant you
any wish. Now speak!Copy !req
106. He's all yours.Copy !req
107. Go on, Commander.
This is our chance.Copy !req
108. All right.Copy !req
109. Let's just hope this works.Copy !req
110. I wish for Frieza!
Bring him back to life!Copy !req
111. What? A-Are you deaf?Copy !req
112. You told us I could
wish for anything, right?Copy !req
113. Of course, it can be done.Copy !req
114. But his body was cut to pieces
and obliterated many years ago,Copy !req
115. and I cannot restore it.Copy !req
116. There is little point in
returning his soul to that form.Copy !req
117. He's still in pieces, huh?Copy !req
118. Well great. That sucks.Copy !req
119. But think about it. With the
new regeneration machinesCopy !req
120. we use for our troops,
this may not be a problem.Copy !req
121. Even if the damage is severe,Copy !req
122. we should still be
able to repair him.Copy !req
123. Of course.
That should work.Copy !req
124. Hey! I don't care
what shape he's in,Copy !req
125. just bring him back
like I told you!Copy !req
126. It's unwise to be
rude to a dragon.Copy !req
127. Eh. Sorry. Pretty please
bring Frieza back to life.Copy !req
128. That better?Copy !req
129. A foolish choice, but very well.Copy !req
130. Hm.Copy !req
131. Ah!Copy !req
132. It's his eyeball!Copy !req
133. Granted. Now what
is your second wish?Copy !req
134. What? A second wish?
I didn't know I get two?Copy !req
135. Indeed. When Earth's
Guardian was replaced,Copy !req
136. my powers were altered as well.Copy !req
137. A second?
What should it be?Copy !req
138. I could wish to bring
King Cold back to life too.Copy !req
139. Then we'd be
really unstoppable.Copy !req
140. We wish
for a million zeni!Copy !req
141. Hmm?Copy !req
142. Your wishes
have been fulfilled.Copy !req
143. I bid you farewell.Copy !req
144. Agh.. you'll pay for that!Copy !req
145. Commander, wait!Copy !req
146. There's no time for that!Copy !req
147. The Saiyans may know
we're here now.Copy !req
148. We have to move quickly!Copy !req
149. Agh! Okay, fine. Get off me!Copy !req
150. I know we packed a
cryo-preservation deviceCopy !req
151. on the ship. We always do!Copy !req
152. Don't just stand there, get it!Copy !req
153. Yes, sir!Copy !req
154. Augh!Copy !req
155. This is
Lord Frieza, after all.Copy !req
156. His strength, our tech?Copy !req
157. I'm positive we can
put him back in one piece!Copy !req
158. Um, excuse me, guys?Copy !req
159. You're, uh,
forgetting something.Copy !req
160. I think
you might need it.Copy !req
161. Eh-uh!Copy !req
162. Yes, good work, Earthling.Copy !req
163. We'll remember you if we
come back to this planet.Copy !req
164. But next time
we'll have Lord FriezaCopy !req
165. and our soldiers, too.Copy !req
166. Way to think on
your feet, Shou!Copy !req
167. Then you could've asked for more,
like a hundred million zeni.Copy !req
168. That would've been, you know,
a hundred times better.Copy !req
169. Uh. I just thought,
this was enough.Copy !req
170. If you're too rich
you're kids turn out to beCopy !req
171. jerks who own night clubs.Copy !req
172. Uuh... Yeah! You're right!Copy !req
173. Now who wants
Mongolian barbecue?Copy !req
174. - Yay! I'm starving!
- I want pudding too!Copy !req
175. I'm getting
a whole table of it!Copy !req
176. It's gone now.
Wonder what that was about.Copy !req
177. Something tells me
we're in trouble.Copy !req
178. Ah... Welcome back,
Lord Frieza.Copy !req
179. It's great to see you.Copy !req
180. And you are?Copy !req
181. Uh. My name's
Sorbet, my lord.Copy !req
182. I was part of your
support staff before...Copy !req
183. in the Third Stellar Region?Copy !req
184. Oh. You do
look vaguely familiar.Copy !req
185. Actually. I've been
leading your forces, my lord.Copy !req
186. Just in your
absence, of course.Copy !req
187. You've been in charge?Copy !req
188. Hm...Copy !req
189. Seems I've actually been
brought back to the living world.Copy !req
190. Yes, Using Dragon Balls and
our new regeneration machine.Copy !req
191. Dragon Balls, you say? Ah.Copy !req
192. Right, those orbs from
that miserable planet.Copy !req
193. The fact is we couldn't
find the Namekian survivors.Copy !req
194. So Tagoma and I risked
our lives going to Earth.Copy !req
195. We used the Dragon
Balls there, instead.Copy !req
196. Yes it's like
he said, my lord.Copy !req
197. I'm Tagoma and it was
my great honor to playCopy !req
198. such a vital role
in bringing you back.Copy !req
199. While I, Sisami,
managed the fleet.Copy !req
200. And these two have both been
outstanding warriorsCopy !req
201. under my command, sir,Copy !req
202. rivaling even Zarbon
and Dodoria at their peaks!Copy !req
203. Hm. It sounds like
you've done well, men.Copy !req
204. But tell me, is it just hard to count
the days when you're dead,Copy !req
205. or did it take you a long
time to restore my life?Copy !req
206. Ah... I'm sorry,
Your Lordship.Copy !req
207. Between hunting down the
Dragon Balls and developingCopy !req
208. the regeneration technology,
it wasn't easy.Copy !req
209. Oh, I'll tell you
what isn't easy.Copy !req
210. Suffering for all of
those years in Earth's Hell!Copy !req
211. You must be relieved then!Copy !req
212. We're so glad you're back!Copy !req
213. Hm! I bet my empire's
been falling to piecesCopy !req
214. without me here
cracking the whip.Copy !req
215. And you only revived me
because you were desperate.Copy !req
216. No, sir!
That's not it, I swear!Copy !req
217. It just took us a lot
longer than we hoped.Copy !req
218. But on the bright side, it gave
us time to improve our tech!Copy !req
219. We've restored
you completely,Copy !req
220. without any cyborg support!Copy !req
221. Then, my father?Copy !req
222. Our plan was to bring
you back first, Lord Frieza,Copy !req
223. and then King Cold, as soon
as we could make another wish.Copy !req
224. Hm! No, I don't
think we need toCopy !req
225. - worry about reviving him.
- Huh?Copy !req
226. Father was bloated
with self-importance.Copy !req
227. Yes. Of course.Copy !req
228. Whatever you think
is best, my lord.Copy !req
229. Ah-ahh!Copy !req
230. Just as I suspected,
my skills have grownCopy !req
231. a bit rusty around the edges.Copy !req
232. It seems I may need
to wait a tad longerCopy !req
233. before exacting
my sweet revenge.Copy !req
234. Uh... your revenge, sir?Copy !req
235. Don't tell me
you're surprised.Copy !req
236. Of course my vengeance
must be satisfied!Copy !req
237. I won't rest until both those
Super Simians are vanquished!Copy !req
238. They'll pay for
what they did to meCopy !req
239. and they'll pay in blood!Copy !req
240. Forgive me if I'm
speaking out of turn.Copy !req
241. But wouldn't it be
wiser to forget aboutCopy !req
242. the Saiyans, my lord?Copy !req
243. And focus on the
rest of the Universe?Copy !req
244. Aah!Copy !req
245. Commander Sorbet, help me!Copy !req
246. Tagoma!Copy !req
247. Shields!
Raise the shields!Copy !req
248. Either you brought
the most cowardly of my troopsCopy !req
249. to my welcoming party,
or the Frieza ForceCopy !req
250. has become woefully
faint of heart.Copy !req
251. How do you expect us to
run an Empire that strikesCopy !req
252. fear across the galaxies
while we're cowering fromCopy !req
253. a handful of Saiyan garbage?Copy !req
254. But—But sir.Copy !req
255. That Saiyan, Goku,
has gone throughCopy !req
256. a great deal
while you were gone.Copy !req
257. He's faced all sorts
of foes and prevailed.Copy !req
258. What are you telling me?Copy !req
259. He's more formidable now
than when he bested me?Copy !req
260. Uh... Yes, sir.Copy !req
261. I know that's hard to hear,
but it's the truth.Copy !req
262. I'd expect nothing less
from that monkey.Copy !req
263. I'll just have to
become stronger myself.Copy !req
264. It's as simple as that.Copy !req
265. But my lord,
he even beat Majin Buu!Copy !req
266. That's the last battle
our drones recorded.Copy !req
267. Who knows if there were more!Copy !req
268. Father once said there were
two warriors in the UniverseCopy !req
269. I was never to challenge.Copy !req
270. Beerus the Destroyer
and Majin Buu.Copy !req
271. You're telling me
Goku beat that Buu?Copy !req
272. Uh... Yes sir.Copy !req
273. Then he's even
mightier than I dared to dream.Copy !req
274. This could be
most salubrious for me.Copy !req
275. Uh. I'm not sure
I know that word, sir.Copy !req
276. It means beneficial to a
person's health and well-being.Copy !req
277. And what could be more
salubrious for a conquerorCopy !req
278. than the motivation
to become so strongCopy !req
279. he's never dethroned again?Copy !req
280. Um, as you say, my lord.Copy !req
281. I've never trained
a day in my life.Copy !req
282. There was never a need.Copy !req
283. Imagine what could happen if
I unlock my latent potential.Copy !req
284. Hold on. You mean,
you could get stronger?Copy !req
285. Stronger than your final form?Copy !req
286. Of course, my minion.
Now shut your gaping mouthCopy !req
287. so I can concentrate.Copy !req
288. If I train in earnest
for the next four months...Copy !req
289. Yes. I could reach
a power level ofCopy !req
290. one-point-three million.Copy !req
291. Look, I already told you!Copy !req
292. I am a super-elite
galactic patrolman!Copy !req
293. Now go and
get Bulma for me!Copy !req
294. And like I keep telling you,Copy !req
295. Bulma won't take visitors
without an appointment!Copy !req
296. You foolish human!
Do you have any idea how farCopy !req
297. I've come to tell her
the Earth is in danger!Copy !req
298. Oh, Taco,
long time no see!Copy !req
299. Not Taco, Jaco!Copy !req
300. Well, either way,
it's been a long time.Copy !req
301. So what do ya say, Paco?Copy !req
302. How 'bout I show you
my beautiful goldfish?Copy !req
303. A fish made of gold?Copy !req
304. Wow, those eyes are
more like what you seeCopy !req
305. in an Erukan bull frog.Copy !req
306. That's because these
are pop-eyed goldfish.Copy !req
307. Pretty cute, huh?Copy !req
308. Whoa...Copy !req
309. Hey!Copy !req
310. Hold on! I don't
have time for this!Copy !req
311. Oh. Right.Copy !req
312. Oh, wow, it really is Jaco!Copy !req
313. Long time no see, space cop.Copy !req
314. What brings you
down to our planet?Copy !req
315. I had an interesting talk
with your sister, Tights.Copy !req
316. She tells me you're
buddies with the man whoCopy !req
317. defeated Frieza. Is that true?Copy !req
318. Huh? Well, I guess,
technically there areCopy !req
319. two people
who've beaten Frieza.Copy !req
320. The first, of course,
was my teenage son, Trunks.Copy !req
321. And the other person was
our old family friend, Goku.Copy !req
322. Your son?Copy !req
323. Granted I hadn't given
birth to him at that pointCopy !req
324. 'cause he came from the
future in a time machine.Copy !req
325. Right now he's
a cute little boy.Copy !req
326. The future? You tell me
that like it's no big deal!Copy !req
327. Galactic law specifically
states altering timeCopy !req
328. is a serious felony!Copy !req
329. Well then those laws
are clearly stupid.Copy !req
330. Look, let's not
get sidetracked.Copy !req
331. The reason I'm really here
is to see this friend of yoursCopy !req
332. who's beaten Frieza. I have
grave news to tell him!Copy !req
333. Yeah, that's not
happening today, Jaco.Copy !req
334. Right now he and my husband
are on some planetCopy !req
335. doing who knows what
with Lord Beerus.Copy !req
336. Lord Beerus?Copy !req
337. Oh, come on. You're in
the Galactic PatrolCopy !req
338. and you don't know Beerus?Copy !req
339. Lord Beerus the Destroyer!Copy !req
340. They're friends
with Lord Beerus?Copy !req
341. That's impossible!
You can't be friends withCopy !req
342. someone who doesn't
actually exist!Copy !req
343. Think that if you want,
but it's your funeral.Copy !req
344. I don't have time to debate
cosmic theology with you!Copy !req
345. Frieza's been resurrected and is
on his way to Earth as we speak!Copy !req
346. He's got a thousand men!Copy !req
347. Huh? He's alive again?Copy !req
348. The same Frieza who put me
through all of that troubleCopy !req
349. back on Planet Namek?Copy !req
350. Though I never
actually met the guy...Copy !req
351. I'm not sure
what he looked like.Copy !req
352. I did a quick sketch.Copy !req
353. Okay, that's not
what I was picturing.Copy !req
354. But seriously,
he couldn't be back!Copy !req
355. Right?Copy !req
356. Wrong.Copy !req
357. And with a
thousand soldiers?Copy !req
358. At least.Copy !req
359. And now that I've
told you, I'm outta here.Copy !req
360. Because I'm young and smart
and do not feel like dying.Copy !req
361. Well, good luck guys.Copy !req
362. You could've
told us that first,Copy !req
363. instead of playing
with goldfish!Copy !req
364. Hey! Wait! Come back, Jaco!Copy !req
365. Wait, Frieza's back?Copy !req
366. Oh, Whis! Hello!Copy !req
367. Where are you, Whis?Copy !req
368. I've got a strawberry
sundae right here!Copy !req
369. If you want it, you better
come down and eat it,Copy !req
370. before the sun melts it!
It's a hot day today!Copy !req
371. Dessert, really? I just
told you Frieza's back!Copy !req
372. Trust me, this is the best
way to get his attention.Copy !req
373. I need details. How long
'til Frieza gets here?Copy !req
374. Hmm. I'd say in
about an hour or so.Copy !req
375. You jerk!
Why didn't you say that?Copy !req
376. Now I have no time to
warn anyone who could help!Copy !req
377. So rude.Copy !req
378. Come on! Let's go!Copy !req
379. We did it! We're as
rich as rich guys!Copy !req
380. Can't wait to
spend this loot!Copy !req
381. Hey, watch it, lardo!Copy !req
382. Please don't.Copy !req
383. Crap, they're coming for us!Copy !req
384. I'm gonna floor it. Hold on!Copy !req
385. Smoke 'em, boss!Copy !req
386. This pig thinks he
can keep up with me?Copy !req
387. Well, suck on this!Copy !req
388. Awe yeah!Copy !req
389. Hey, what the hell?Copy !req
390. Yeah, that was dangerous!Copy !req
391. You think that was dangerous?Copy !req
392. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
393. You just robbed a bank!Copy !req
394. Ooh...Copy !req
395. Come on, guys.
Stop stealing stuff.Copy !req
396. You're better than this.Copy !req
397. We'll never
do it again! Please!Copy !req
398. We're sorry.
We play too many video games!Copy !req
399. Don't tell my mom!Copy !req
400. Huh?Copy !req
401. What?
Why's Bulma calling?Copy !req
402. You're go for Krillin.Copy !req
403. Oh, sorry Bulma,
but you got bad timing.Copy !req
404. Yeah, I'm in
the middle of a bust.Copy !req
405. What? Frieza?
That's impossible.Copy !req
406. Right. Right. I'm on it, okay!Copy !req
407. I'm headed out right now.Copy !req
408. I'll find Master Roshi and get
him up to speed, don't worry.Copy !req
409. Okay. I'll see ya soon.Copy !req
410. Frieza, he's...Copy !req
411. He's come back to life?Copy !req
412. I should be going too.Copy !req
413. Don't get your feelings hurtCopy !req
414. but I'm still a lot
stronger than you are.Copy !req
415. Maybe, but it's more
important that you stay hereCopy !req
416. and take care of
our little Marron.Copy !req
417. But actually,
there is one more wayCopy !req
418. you can help the cause.Copy !req
419. I think I should go old school!Copy !req
420. So Goku and Vegeta
aren't even here right now?Copy !req
421. They're on some other
world with that cat?Copy !req
422. Yeah I'm afraid they are.Copy !req
423. We just have to hope
they get our message soonCopy !req
424. so they can join the fight.Copy !req
425. At least we still have
Buu and Gohan around, though.Copy !req
426. They can buy us some time!Copy !req
427. Well, see ya, babe!Copy !req
428. He's so cool.Copy !req
429. We'll be arriving
at Earth shortly, my lord.Copy !req
430. You're telling me
you've had a decadeCopy !req
431. and the most advanced
fleet of all time,Copy !req
432. yet you only found one of
the Saiyans who killed me?Copy !req
433. Yes, believe me, sir.
We started hunting forCopy !req
434. the other one the moment
after you passed on.Copy !req
435. But no matter where
in the Universe we looked,Copy !req
436. we couldn't find him.Copy !req
437. It's possible he simply retired
to some backwoods world,Copy !req
438. or maybe even died.Copy !req
439. We're confident the
only two Saiyans on EarthCopy !req
440. are Goku and Vegeta.Copy !req
441. Unless you count their
half-breed offspring,Copy !req
442. one of which is fully grown.Copy !req
443. Fine. We'll start there.Copy !req
444. But Lord Frieza,
once you get revenge,Copy !req
445. what's to stop someone
from using the Dragon BallsCopy !req
446. to bring the Super Saiyan
back to life all over again?Copy !req
447. Ha! A worthy concern.Copy !req
448. That's why I'll destroy the
Earth while destroying him.Copy !req
449. Then the Dragon Balls,
as well as that Hell,Copy !req
450. will be permanently expunged.Copy !req
451. I see, my lord.Copy !req
452. That reminds me, do you
remember our contingencyCopy !req
453. in case things
don't go as planned?Copy !req
454. Yes, of course.
I'll be ready.Copy !req
455. Good. Let's go.Copy !req
456. Oh. I love spring.Copy !req
457. Quit your daydreaming!Copy !req
458. Damn it!
He's just mocking us!Copy !req
459. Huh?Copy !req
460. Really, Kakarot?
Even now you've gottaCopy !req
461. get a shot in at me?Copy !req
462. Relax, Vegeta! That was
an honest mistake!Copy !req
463. Oh, my. Such bickering.Copy !req
464. Ugh! Kakarot,
just stay outta my way.Copy !req
465. It's time I got
Whis all to myself!Copy !req
466. What? Vegeta, wait!Copy !req
467. Down you go.Copy !req
468. Huh?Copy !req
469. Hm.Copy !req
470. Easy now.Copy !req
471. I-I can't move.Copy !req
472. Aah!Copy !req
473. Haaa!Copy !req
474. Who's got
the upper hand now?Copy !req
475. Okay, boys, I think
we're done for now.Copy !req
476. I'm quite disappointed.Copy !req
477. Neither of you yet possess
the necessary speed.Copy !req
478. Look. I even signed
both your tops!Copy !req
479. What?
When did you do that?Copy !req
480. You two are still
thinking before you move,Copy !req
481. rather than just moving.Copy !req
482. I'm afraid this habit
is especially strongCopy !req
483. with you, Vegeta.Copy !req
484. This overthinking is
limiting your fighting speed.Copy !req
485. Messages can
only travel throughCopy !req
486. your nervous system so fast.Copy !req
487. When you rely on thoughts
for physical actionCopy !req
488. you lose precious fighting time.Copy !req
489. You really do like to
overthink everything, Vegeta.Copy !req
490. Oh, shut your face!Copy !req
491. You're only thinking less
because you're an idiot!Copy !req
492. Your end goal should be
to master the abilityCopy !req
493. to have each part of
your body think and moveCopy !req
494. independently
of the other parts.Copy !req
495. But I admit this
is exceedingly difficult.Copy !req
496. In fact, not even
Lord Beerus has mastered it,Copy !req
497. and he's a god.Copy !req
498. If you can overcome
the learning curve,Copy !req
499. you'll be able to avoid
any danger, however severe.Copy !req
500. So, allow me to take
you through every stepCopy !req
501. of the training required,
in a most meticulous fashion.Copy !req
502. In exchange for
delicious foods, of course.Copy !req
503. You mean your body reacts
without you having to think?Copy !req
504. That's exactly right!Copy !req
505. But, uh,
Mister Whis, it looks likeCopy !req
506. you stepped in some poop.Copy !req
507. Ew, ew, ew!Copy !req
508. Well my feet do think
for themselves,Copy !req
509. but I said nothing
about my shoes.Copy !req
510. Anyway, let's get
back to you, Vegeta.Copy !req
511. Yeah, what about me?Copy !req
512. You are clearly
an extraordinary fighterCopy !req
513. on your own. And yet,Copy !req
514. for whatever reason,
you're alwaysCopy !req
515. one step behind
Goku, am I right?Copy !req
516. Oh, you just had to
bring that up didn't you?Copy !req
517. Do you know why
you're Goku's lesser?Copy !req
518. Please teach me,
oh-wise one.Copy !req
519. You walk through life with
a chip on your shoulder,Copy !req
520. and your nerves
wound too tight.Copy !req
521. This tension makes
it hard for you to moveCopy !req
522. and fight at your
full potential.Copy !req
523. And so, your first
lesson is learning to relax.Copy !req
524. When there's a chance
to rest, you must take it.Copy !req
525. Like Goku does.Copy !req
526. Whis is right.
I do love me a good nap.Copy !req
527. But you
have problems, too.Copy !req
528. Ooh!Copy !req
529. What was that for?
That was a total sucker punch!Copy !req
530. Being too relaxed can
also be a weakness.Copy !req
531. And don't even
get me started onCopy !req
532. the issues with
your overconfidence.Copy !req
533. No matter how strong
you are physically,Copy !req
534. if you let your focus waver,
you're set up to fail.Copy !req
535. I've noticed many
times where you're so sureCopy !req
536. of yourself, you let your
guard down in battle.Copy !req
537. Huh! He's got that one right.Copy !req
538. Well I still think
it was cheap shot.Copy !req
539. What is
going on up here?Copy !req
540. Some of us are trying
to sleep, you know!Copy !req
541. That's one heck of a sneeze!Copy !req
542. If we got hit by that,
Whis would beCopy !req
543. scraping our bodies
off the ground.Copy !req
544. He gets like
this when he's sleepy.Copy !req
545. Huh?Copy !req
546. Could be worse.
He once plunged this planetCopy !req
547. into darkness
when he accidentallyCopy !req
548. destroyed those two suns.Copy !req
549. Wait, if he
blew 'em up,Copy !req
550. then how are they
out there now?Copy !req
551. Are you guys powerful
enough to make stars?Copy !req
552. Of course not. In rare
cases like that one,Copy !req
553. I simply perform
a temporal do-over.Copy !req
554. And what does that mean?Copy !req
555. I reverse time to right
before the incident happens,Copy !req
556. and then instead of
letting Beerus do it,Copy !req
557. I give him a quick
bop on the noggin.Copy !req
558. All right, what the
hell are you? Explain.Copy !req
559. Now what's the
best way to explain this?Copy !req
560. I'm simply the life form
that's known as Whis!Copy !req
561. At the moment, it's my
job to look after Lord Beerus.Copy !req
562. As you've no doubt seen,
he has some eccentric mannersCopy !req
563. and a mighty temper.Copy !req
564. So I need certain
skills to cope with him.Copy !req
565. - Sounds like the old Destroyer can be...
- Hey! What are you two punch-jockeysCopy !req
566. doing up here!Copy !req
567. Ee! Oh! Hi, Mister
Lord Beerus, sir.Copy !req
568. We asked your
servant Whis to train us.Copy !req
569. I figured that much,
I'm not a fool.Copy !req
570. What I mean is how
did you two get here?Copy !req
571. Don't be mad,
your lordness!Copy !req
572. We got in touch
with Mister WhisCopy !req
573. and asked him to bring us here!Copy !req
574. I can't sense your energy
to find this place so weCopy !req
575. had to hitch a ride with him!
It was the only way!Copy !req
576. So, Whis brought you here.
Hah! Let me guess.Copy !req
577. All it took to
get on your good sideCopy !req
578. was something high in calories.Copy !req
579. Yup! You guessed it.Copy !req
580. And why is it so important to
build your strength, Goku?Copy !req
581. I hope all this training
isn't your secret way ofCopy !req
582. gunning for the
job of Destroyer.Copy !req
583. Oh, no I'd
never want your job!Copy !req
584. All I want is to get stronger!Copy !req
585. And I won't let this
clown leave me in the dust,Copy !req
586. so I'm training too.Copy !req
587. It hadn't dawned on me
'til now just how poorlyCopy !req
588. you guys get along.Copy !req
589. If you ever found a way
to work together for once,Copy !req
590. you would be able
to go toe-to-toeCopy !req
591. with even Lord Beerus!Copy !req
592. No one asked to hear
your opinion, Whis! Can it!Copy !req
593. Please. We tried
that once and I'll neverCopy !req
594. let it happen again.Copy !req
595. Vegeta doesn't bug me as
much as I seem to bother him,Copy !req
596. but when it comes to fighting,
I work on my own!Copy !req
597. Well, I've said my peace.Copy !req
598. Hmph. So, what was the price?Copy !req
599. What mouth-watering
dish did you bring?Copy !req
600. Ah, yes! This time,
a delicacy called, "pizza."Copy !req
601. Ooh. What a ridiculous
name for a food!Copy !req
602. Is there any left
for me to try,Copy !req
603. or did you already
eat it, you swine?Copy !req
604. Don't worry, my lord,
I made sureCopy !req
605. to save some
leftovers for you!Copy !req
606. Excellent!
I shall eat pizza.Copy !req
607. But if it's not
absolutely delicious,Copy !req
608. I'll destroy you both for
interrupting my slumber,Copy !req
609. do you hear me?Copy !req
610. Loud and clear, sir!Copy !req
611. I'll heat it up
so it tastes better.Copy !req
612. Hold on a minute.
I heard that.Copy !req
613. When I asked what
they brought you,Copy !req
614. you used the
phrase "This time."Copy !req
615. Does that mean you
Earth-huggers have come hereCopy !req
616. repeatedly
while I was sleeping?Copy !req
617. Aah!Copy !req
618. What the hell?Copy !req
619. They're here!Copy !req
620. It feels like they
set down near North City!Copy !req
621. Make some room,
you're blocking the view.Copy !req
622. Destroying a city is such
a fun way to say, "Hello."Copy !req
623. Ah! That cold-blooded monster!Copy !req
624. He's gonna pay for this!Copy !req
625. Hm?Copy !req
626. Heh!Copy !req
627. I didn't bring
Chiaotzu or Yamcha.Copy !req
628. These guys are too
dangerous for them.Copy !req
629. Yeah, Bulma made me promise
I wouldn't say a wordCopy !req
630. about Frieza's comeback
to Trunks or Goten.Copy !req
631. Knowing those two, they'd
challenge him to a duel.Copy !req
632. The cavalry has arrived!Copy !req
633. Sorry we're
a little bit late.Copy !req
634. We figured we should stop
by Korin's place firstCopy !req
635. to pick up some Senzu Beans.Copy !req
636. Wow, Krillin. It's sure
been a while sinceCopy !req
637. I've seen you go full cue ball!Copy !req
638. I know! Back in fighting shape.Copy !req
639. But let's talk about
you for a moment.Copy !req
640. What is going on
with that tracksuit?Copy !req
641. Oh, right. Heh.
It all happened so fast,Copy !req
642. I had no time to find my gi.Copy !req
643. Gohan. Have you kept
up on your martial artsCopy !req
644. training at all?Copy !req
645. Not really, Master Roshi.Copy !req
646. But I can definitely
still turn Super SaiyanCopy !req
647. when I want to, maybe!Copy !req
648. Is Goku not here yet?Copy !req
649. No, but he is coming
soon, you'll see!Copy !req
650. Oh look, the little bald one!Copy !req
651. I have a distinct memory of
killing him back on Namek.Copy !req
652. Ha! Well it seems the
Dragon Balls can resurrectCopy !req
653. the powerful and the pathetic.Copy !req
654. The Dragon Balls?Copy !req
655. So they're the ones
who summoned Shenron.Copy !req
656. Well. I'm guessing the
creepy white and purple guyCopy !req
657. in the hover pod is Frieza.Copy !req
658. Which means
you're a better artistCopy !req
659. than I gave you credit for!Copy !req
660. Bulma! Why would you
come to ground zeroCopy !req
661. of Frieza's invasion!Copy !req
662. I haven't had any luck
contacting Goku or Vegeta yet,Copy !req
663. so I figured I'd be
safer with you guys!Copy !req
664. Jaco, get out of
that spaceshipCopy !req
665. and help my friends
fight these jerks!Copy !req
666. Negative! All I said was
that I'd give you a lift.Copy !req
667. Oh come on!
You're a galactic patrolmanCopy !req
668. and there are freaking
aliens invading the planet!Copy !req
669. Isn't this your job?Copy !req
670. Okay, I'll help.
I'll take on some ofCopy !req
671. Frieza's soldiers,
preferably the weaker ones.Copy !req
672. So who's Mister Spaceman?Copy !req
673. Beats me. I'll never
understand how BulmaCopy !req
674. has so many weirdo friends.Copy !req
675. Hmph.
I thought this might beCopy !req
676. a Super Saiyan arriving,Copy !req
677. but that symbol is for
the Galactic Patrol.Copy !req
678. Hey, creep!Copy !req
679. Were the first
two losses not enough?Copy !req
680. How'd you come
back to life, anyway?Copy !req
681. Hey, stop! You should
be more politeCopy !req
682. with guys who can kill you!Copy !req
683. Well there aren't many
humans who know who I am,Copy !req
684. so I can only assume
you were on Planet NamekCopy !req
685. during my battle with
your filthy Saiyan friend?Copy !req
686. I'll give you one
final chance to tell meCopy !req
687. where that fool Goku is.Copy !req
688. You're not just
obsessed with revenge,Copy !req
689. you suck at it, too!
What took you so long?Copy !req
690. Suffice it to say that I was
tied up for a bit longerCopy !req
691. than I would have liked.Copy !req
692. Well as stong as Goku's gotten,Copy !req
693. he's gonna make your face
look even worse!Copy !req
694. If I were you, I'd leave before
I start a fight I can't win!Copy !req
695. Stop it, Bulma.
You're not helping!Copy !req
696. If I've come all
this way and he no-shows,Copy !req
697. I suppose I'll just have to
execute his friends.Copy !req
698. The grief that would cause
might be worth the trip.Copy !req
699. Gohan, you've gotten a lot
stronger too over the years,Copy !req
700. you can handle him, right?Copy !req
701. I can handle
his men. I guess.Copy !req
702. But this is serious, Bulma.Copy !req
703. I don't think you
understand what kind ofCopy !req
704. opponent Frieza is.Copy !req
705. It took my dad
everything he hadCopy !req
706. to win their battle last timeCopy !req
707. and Frieza's powered up to
a totally different level.Copy !req
708. We can't beat him.Copy !req
709. Huh? Oh. Oh crap.Copy !req
710. Uh, sorry Mister Lord
Frieza, but Goku is stillCopy !req
711. on his way back to Earth.
Do you mind waitingCopy !req
712. non-violently for
just a little bit longer?Copy !req
713. I'll make tea!Copy !req
714. I've already spent years
waiting patiently in HellCopy !req
715. for the chance to get
revenge against the Saiyan.Copy !req
716. So why not?Copy !req
717. I will give Goku another
ten seconds to show.Copy !req
718. What? Just ten seconds?Copy !req
719. Stingy jerk! Screw you!Copy !req
720. Well don't say I didn't
give you a chance.Copy !req
721. Soldiers! Give them
everything you've got!Copy !req
722. Here they come!Copy !req
723. Right! Let's do this!Copy !req
724. So by my estimation,Copy !req
725. your quota's a hundred
and seventy soldiers each!Copy !req
726. That should hold the line
'til Goku and Vegeta get here!Copy !req
727. Hm!Copy !req
728. Kamehame-Ha!Copy !req
729. Oh crap.Copy !req
730. Ha!Copy !req
731. Hu-ah!Copy !req
732. Aah!Copy !req
733. Bang!Copy !req
734. Hya!Copy !req
735. The odds are way
too high against us.Copy !req
736. Don't fight in
one place! Spread out!Copy !req
737. For a Frieza Force they're
a pretty motley crew,Copy !req
738. which works for me!Copy !req
739. What the...?Copy !req
740. Whoa, whoa, whoa, ow!Copy !req
741. Gotta jet!Copy !req
742. Tri-beam ha!Copy !req
743. Kamehame...Copy !req
744. You should learn to
respect your elders!Copy !req
745. Eh?Copy !req
746. Destructo Disk! Ya!Copy !req
747. Got a present for ya!Copy !req
748. Huh? Uh-ahhh!Copy !req
749. What was that about, freak?Copy !req
750. Don't worry,
I didn't forget you.Copy !req
751. Hu—aaah!Copy !req
752. Ah. That takes a load off.Copy !req
753. Say your prayers!Copy !req
754. These guys
just don't let up!Copy !req
755. Aah!Copy !req
756. Hey buddy. Thanks.
That was close.Copy !req
757. Sure, you'd do
the same. Right, pal?Copy !req
758. Stay here and get some rest.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
759. Full force, attack!Copy !req
760. Later!Copy !req
761. Ya!Copy !req
762. Huh?Copy !req
763. Whoa!Copy !req
764. I don't know you,Copy !req
765. but you've got some moves!Copy !req
766. The feeling's mutual.
Who are you?Copy !req
767. I'm just an Earthling
that knows how to fight!Copy !req
768. Really? I thought
you were too strongCopy !req
769. and too funny-looking
to be from here.Copy !req
770. Huh! Hey!Copy !req
771. No. How are they
winning? This can't be!Copy !req
772. Oh, this is not
surprising me in the least.Copy !req
773. That son of Goku could
wipe out my thousand-manCopy !req
774. army in an instant,
if he was so inclined.Copy !req
775. Watch him closely and
you'll see his attacksCopy !req
776. are deliberately non-lethal.Copy !req
777. The boy has a soft heart,
like his father.Copy !req
778. Despite all my heinous
provocations on Namek,Copy !req
779. Goku still couldn't will
himself to destroy me.Copy !req
780. He's a noble man of
great moral clarity.Copy !req
781. So pure. It makes
me want to vomit!Copy !req
782. Lord Frieza. Sorbet.Copy !req
783. Permission to join
in the battle?Copy !req
784. Hmm. Good idea.Copy !req
785. I'll start with you, Namekian!Copy !req
786. Hm.Copy !req
787. Special Beam Cannon!Copy !req
788. Rest in peace.Copy !req
789. - Aah!
- Gotcha!Copy !req
790. Aah!Copy !req
791. Mm!Copy !req
792. Hey Piccolo!Copy !req
793. I had him, Gohan!Copy !req
794. Maybe so, but let's
not take any chances.Copy !req
795. Hmmm.Copy !req
796. What the he..?Copy !req
797. No. It's not fair!
Not Sasami too!Copy !req
798. You'd only seen recordings
of these monkeys in action.Copy !req
799. Until you've felt the
heat of a Super SaiyanCopy !req
800. staring you down,
you can't possiblyCopy !req
801. comprehend their power!Copy !req
802. Although, I didn't
expect his son to transform.Copy !req
803. Here.Copy !req
804. - Here, want one?
- No thanks.Copy !req
805. It looks like Frieza's
finally ready to fight.Copy !req
806. Pathetic. Not that I couldn't
tell the moment I awoke,Copy !req
807. but the Frieza Force has
suffered quite the decline.Copy !req
808. Eeh.Copy !req
809. Please, forgive us.Copy !req
810. They're a lot stronger...Copy !req
811. than we thought
they'd be, your lordship.Copy !req
812. Oh it makes
little difference.Copy !req
813. But the aesthetics
is another matter.Copy !req
814. I can't stand the sight
of all your anemic,Copy !req
815. broken bodies dressed
in my uniforms.Copy !req
816. Everyone get back, now!Copy !req
817. Jeez. Glad I
don't work for him.Copy !req
818. Wow. They're just
as impressive as ever.Copy !req
819. But the real threat hasn't
even started fighting yet.Copy !req
820. The terror of
Frieza is so legendary,Copy !req
821. even the Galactic
Patrol is afraid of him.Copy !req
822. Your friends could all
be dead meat, you know.Copy !req
823. Telling me that
is not helpful!Copy !req
824. What are you doing here anyway?Copy !req
825. You should be up there with them!Copy !req
826. The more fighters we have
the better our chances!Copy !req
827. Oh don't be absurd.
I've already done more thanCopy !req
828. enough in this fight.
My superiors would neverCopy !req
829. expect me to challenge
the Evil Emperor himself!Copy !req
830. We have a strict policy
against suicide missions.Copy !req
831. What do ya think, boys?Copy !req
832. If all five of us team up,
do we have a shot against him?Copy !req
833. I'm sorry, but no.Copy !req
834. He's in a completely
different class than we are,Copy !req
835. it's not even close.Copy !req
836. Yeah I was thinking the
same thing but I had to ask.Copy !req
837. Just wanted to make sure
I wasn't being a chicken.Copy !req
838. So the Earth's
valiant defendersCopy !req
839. aren't going to advance?Copy !req
840. I suppose I'll
have to entertain myselfCopy !req
841. by killing you, one by one.Copy !req
842. I remember when Goku's son
was just a little boy.Copy !req
843. It's so touching to see
children grow into their own.Copy !req
844. Gohan!Copy !req
845. Gohan, wake up!Copy !req
846. There we
have it! Not even aCopy !req
847. strapping young
Super Saiyan can matchCopy !req
848. the unstoppable force
of nature I've become.Copy !req
849. Come on, stay with me.Copy !req
850. Yeah. He's in real trouble.Copy !req
851. I think his heart
stopped beating.Copy !req
852. He can't swallow a Senzu Bean.Copy !req
853. Give me some room!Copy !req
854. Down the hatch.Copy !req
855. My! That's an
interesting development.Copy !req
856. Apparently you Earthlings
have attained a wonder drug.Copy !req
857. But how much
time can it buy you?Copy !req
858. A few minutes, at best?Copy !req
859. Hey. How many more
of those Senzu BeansCopy !req
860. do we have, Krillin?Copy !req
861. Uh! We've got
one more, that's it.Copy !req
862. Ha-ha-haaaa!Copy !req
863. Hey, Whis!Copy !req
864. You hollered, my lord?Copy !req
865. What's this
stuff called again?Copy !req
866. The gooey, stretchy
substance on top?Copy !req
867. Let's see, what was
it called? Starts with a "C."Copy !req
868. It's cheese.Copy !req
869. Cheese! Cheese, that's it!Copy !req
870. It's a bit pungent
but I love it,Copy !req
871. especially when it's all melty!Copy !req
872. Aw come on, Lord Beerus.Copy !req
873. Do you really have to
interrupt our trainingCopy !req
874. to talk about food?Copy !req
875. If I want to, yes.Copy !req
876. And I don't recommend
you take that sort of toneCopy !req
877. with a Destroyer again.Copy !req
878. Don't forget,
your planet's culinary featsCopy !req
879. are the only reason
it continues to exist.Copy !req
880. But if you prefer,
I can destroy it nowCopy !req
881. and you can practice in peace.Copy !req
882. No, no,
that's okay! I'm sorry.Copy !req
883. Ha!Copy !req
884. Someone's not
checking his messages!Copy !req
885. You got a call from
Earth a while ago,Copy !req
886. and I sense it's important!Copy !req
887. Uh!Copy !req
888. Oh yes, you're right.
It seems I did miss a call.Copy !req
889. I wonder if it's another
delectable food offeringCopy !req
890. from Lady Bulma.
Wouldn't that be nice.Copy !req
891. Oh, it is!
And what's she call it?Copy !req
892. A strawberry sundae?Copy !req
893. I can only hope it tastes
as magnificent as it looks.Copy !req
894. Well the girl certainly
has piqued my interest.Copy !req
895. I'll just check in
and find out more.Copy !req
896. Hurry, I want to know too!Copy !req
897. Hello, Lady Bulma?
This strawberry sundae of yours,Copy !req
898. it wouldn't happen to be
a "sweet," would it?Copy !req
899. Oh? Is that Whis?Copy !req
900. What the hell
took you so long?Copy !req
901. I've been waiting forever!Copy !req
902. Vegeta and Goku
are there, right?Copy !req
903. Well tell 'em
to come home, now!Copy !req
904. And I don't want to hear
any crap about training!Copy !req
905. It's an emergency!Copy !req
906. That evil scumbag Frieza
has come back to life,Copy !req
907. and the Earth's in danger!Copy !req
908. Scumbag am I?Copy !req
909. - Frieza's back to life?
- Say what?Copy !req
910. That can't be true. No way.Copy !req
911. After all these years?Copy !req
912. Just hold on!
We'll have Whis take usCopy !req
913. back as fast as he can!Copy !req
914. It takes about thirty-five
minutes at maximum speed.Copy !req
915. Are you nuts?
We can't wait that long!Copy !req
916. Use your Instant
Transmission, Goku!Copy !req
917. This isn't a joke!Copy !req
918. Uh, I've gotta sense my
target for it to work, Bulma,Copy !req
919. and I'm not sure I can
from this far away.Copy !req
920. Frieza's energy
is huge, right?Copy !req
921. And the guys will help too!Copy !req
922. Hey, Goku's about to
use Instant TransmissionCopy !req
923. and he needs a clear
signal to lock onto!Copy !req
924. Everybody power up to max!Copy !req
925. Huh? Okay!Copy !req
926. Uh... What are
they doing, my lord?Copy !req
927. I'd guess it's a distress
signal to their savior.Copy !req
928. I've got it!
Here, Vegeta, let's go!Copy !req
929. What? Please.
You're actually asking meCopy !req
930. to hold your hand.Copy !req
931. Just do it, okay!
You know how Bulma gets!Copy !req
932. We've gotta get there
before she says somethingCopy !req
933. to piss off Frieza!Copy !req
934. Next stop, Earth!Copy !req
935. Ugh!Copy !req
936. Oh!Copy !req
937. Dad!Copy !req
938. Did we make it in time?Copy !req
939. Yeah. I mean
it was close, but sure.Copy !req
940. You know just once
it might be nice for youCopy !req
941. to show up at
the start of the fight.Copy !req
942. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
943. The guest of honor
is here at last.Copy !req
944. I've been waiting such
a long time for you.Copy !req
945. Hm.Copy !req
946. I didn't think
I'd see Vegeta here too,Copy !req
947. but monkeys do travel in troops.Copy !req
948. All that really
matters to me isCopy !req
949. I finally get to destroy you.Copy !req
950. I thought we were done
with you for good, Frieza.Copy !req
951. How did you come back to life?Copy !req
952. His lackeys used the
Earth's Dragon Balls.Copy !req
953. It was about six months ago.
Isn't that right?Copy !req
954. It was poetic,
using Earth's dragonCopy !req
955. to save me from Earth's Hell.Copy !req
956. Oh, you can't imagine the
depths of my suffering there.Copy !req
957. I spent
most of my days strung upCopy !req
958. like a damn pupating moth,Copy !req
959. trapped over a field of
delicate little flowersCopy !req
960. where bands
of angels and fairiesCopy !req
961. and enchanted
stuffed animals lived!Copy !req
962. They played songs
and danced asinine jigsCopy !req
963. as if their only care in lifeCopy !req
964. was when they would get
their next warm, fuzzy hug!Copy !req
965. Instead of ruling the
Universe with an iron fist,Copy !req
966. I was serenaded by teddy bears!Copy !req
967. Well don't try
to put that on me, Frieza.Copy !req
968. You're the one who came
to Earth looking for a fight.Copy !req
969. That's the only reason
Trunks took your life.Copy !req
970. I had to come here,
that's what you don't get.Copy !req
971. Because I'll never be able
to sleep in this CosmosCopy !req
972. knowing that
I share it with you!Copy !req
973. Your death is my
remedy. That's why I've beenCopy !req
974. training intensively
every day since my return;Copy !req
975. to make sure I won't
lose to you again.Copy !req
976. Having to put a real
effort into anythingCopy !req
977. was a first for me, Goku.Copy !req
978. I'll make sure
you suffer for that, too.Copy !req
979. You're a lot stronger
now than the last timeCopy !req
980. I saw you, Frieza...
there's no question about that.Copy !req
981. But it's been a really long timeCopy !req
982. and in case you didn't notice,
I've gotten stronger, too.Copy !req
983. The first time we
fought I made mistakesCopy !req
984. and you caught me off guard.Copy !req
985. To ensure that won't
happen I'm going toCopy !req
986. take my final form
from the start.Copy !req
987. Uh! Holy crap.
That's incredible.Copy !req
988. Just what kind of
training did he do?Copy !req
989. Guys. This is way
worse than I thought.Copy !req
990. If there was ever a time to
run for the hills, this is it.Copy !req
991. I'll tell ya this,
you're no pushover,Copy !req
992. that's for sure.Copy !req
993. If you weren't rotten
to the core, you'd actuallyCopy !req
994. make a perfect
sparring partner for me.Copy !req
995. What a waste of talent.Copy !req
996. That's just the sort of
small-minded drivelCopy !req
997. that makes your
existence so intolerable.Copy !req
998. Go on. Channel that
Super Saiyan glow I hate so much.Copy !req
999. To be honest, Frieza,
I'm not so sure I need to yet.Copy !req
1000. Well, well, well.Copy !req
1001. Our monkey's wearing
even bigger britches now.Copy !req
1002. That's right.Copy !req
1003. Fine. The black-haired
Goku's peltCopy !req
1004. will look just
as good on my wall.Copy !req
1005. Hm.Copy !req
1006. Aah..!Copy !req
1007. Yaaah!Copy !req
1008. How's that possible?Copy !req
1009. Frieza's more
monstrous than ever,Copy !req
1010. but Goku hasn't
taken a single blow!Copy !req
1011. I feel like I'm stuck in some
kind of bizarro nightmare.Copy !req
1012. How can one Earthling
have that much strength?Copy !req
1013. Well he grew up here,
but he is a Saiyan, you know.Copy !req
1014. You're obviously joking.Copy !req
1015. The Saiyans were a
brutal warrior race drivenCopy !req
1016. to extinction...
there can't be one here.Copy !req
1017. It's true. Actually
my husband's a Saiyan, too.Copy !req
1018. Two Saiyans?
Ah, come on!Copy !req
1019. I'll pretend I didn't hear that.Copy !req
1020. It was my job to keep
this world Saiyan-free.Copy !req
1021. That would be
way too much paperwork.Copy !req
1022. Take this!Copy !req
1023. Aah!Copy !req
1024. Seriously?
That's all you've got?Copy !req
1025. - Huh?
- Yeow!Copy !req
1026. Huh?Copy !req
1027. Stop! This has
gone on long enough!Copy !req
1028. You promised me we would
take turns, Kakarot!Copy !req
1029. Jeez, man! Ow!Copy !req
1030. I barely got
warmed up, you know!Copy !req
1031. What? Are you
serious, guys? Really?Copy !req
1032. Oh...Copy !req
1033. Well how flattering.Copy !req
1034. No matter how far a pet strays,Copy !req
1035. he still knows
who holds his leash.Copy !req
1036. Your gesture isn't
lost on me, Vegeta.Copy !req
1037. But stay out of this fight.
I want to crush Goku myself.Copy !req
1038. There, you see? Let me fight
him just a little longer,Copy !req
1039. and then we can switch off!Copy !req
1040. Hm...Copy !req
1041. Hmph. Damn it.Copy !req
1042. Hm!Copy !req
1043. Well this is unexpected.Copy !req
1044. I knew a great deal of time
had passed since our battle.Copy !req
1045. And I knew you were
the self-improvement type,Copy !req
1046. but you've climbed
higher than I thought.Copy !req
1047. I tried to
warn you, Frieza.Copy !req
1048. It's fortunate
I trained so hard,Copy !req
1049. or I might actually be scared.Copy !req
1050. I knew it.Copy !req
1051. You've been holding
something back, haven't you?Copy !req
1052. That's well
deduced for a simpleton.Copy !req
1053. I've held back just like you.Copy !req
1054. Then let's both go all in.Copy !req
1055. No more tricks. No reserves.Copy !req
1056. Very well, monkeys first.Copy !req
1057. Sure about that? I don't
want you to get discouraged.Copy !req
1058. But fine, I'll show you.Copy !req
1059. They're coming back down.Copy !req
1060. I can't tell
what they're up to.Copy !req
1061. What do you think?Copy !req
1062. So what is this,
Super Saiyan with blue hair dye?Copy !req
1063. It's a little more
complicated than that.Copy !req
1064. You don't have the patience
for the full story...Copy !req
1065. so let's say I got a
taste of something calledCopy !req
1066. Super Saiyan God,
and now I've learned toCopy !req
1067. tap into that power on my own.Copy !req
1068. Not bad at all, Goku.Copy !req
1069. This is just
further vindication.Copy !req
1070. If I hadn't evolved
to a new level myself,Copy !req
1071. then this might have proven
rather perilous for me.Copy !req
1072. I think it's time
you stop talkingCopy !req
1073. and start showing me, Frieza.Copy !req
1074. His power. It's amazing!Copy !req
1075. What? Frieza has a new form?Copy !req
1076. I know gold's a bit gauche,
but I wanted to ensureCopy !req
1077. you grasped my new position
atop the pecking order.Copy !req
1078. And for the sake
of your feeble mind,Copy !req
1079. let's keep the
name simple as well.Copy !req
1080. We'll call this "Golden Frieza."Copy !req
1081. Of course,
I hope you've realizedCopy !req
1082. this iteration
has far more to itCopy !req
1083. than a shimmering new façade.Copy !req
1084. I noticed. To be honest,
you're more powerfulCopy !req
1085. than I was expecting
as well, Frieza,Copy !req
1086. and it's definitely got my heart
beating a few ticks faster.Copy !req
1087. This is going to be
quite the epic battle,Copy !req
1088. my old nemesis.Copy !req
1089. Sure as hell
won't be an easy one.Copy !req
1090. Hey, Vegeta!Copy !req
1091. So you want to take that
turn right now, or what?Copy !req
1092. Auh! Don't pawn him
off on me now, Kakarot!Copy !req
1093. He told us he wanted
to fight you, remember?Copy !req
1094. Okay, let's give this a shot.Copy !req
1095. Hm.Copy !req
1096. Ah!Copy !req
1097. Good afternoon!Copy !req
1098. Whis and Lord Beerus!
Are you here to help?Copy !req
1099. Of course not.Copy !req
1100. We've come here
for that offering ofCopy !req
1101. "the strawberry sundae."Copy !req
1102. I trust that you've
brought it with you, Bulma?Copy !req
1103. Huh? Oh, yeah,
I've still got it.Copy !req
1104. It's in Jaco's ship.Copy !req
1105. Does it taste
as good as it looks?Copy !req
1106. I hope so, since I hate
traveling for nothing.Copy !req
1107. I'll have to destroy
your planet if it's average.Copy !req
1108. Look. It's not a
good time for dessert!Copy !req
1109. Eee! Okay, okay,
I'm getting it now!Copy !req
1110. Just don't blow us
all up if it'sCopy !req
1111. a little melted,
all right?Copy !req
1112. Was that too much?
I'm still getting used to this.Copy !req
1113. Okay, it's all yours.Copy !req
1114. Oh boy! It looks even more
delicious in person!Copy !req
1115. Here goes!Copy !req
1116. Mm-mm-mmm!Copy !req
1117. Delightful!Copy !req
1118. This uses that dairy
concoction known asCopy !req
1119. "ice cream" as
it's base, correct?Copy !req
1120. Interesting. These red
things look like the brainsCopy !req
1121. of those giant frogs
on Planet Manu.Copy !req
1122. Oh no, it's some kind of
fruit! That's even better!Copy !req
1123. It's such a burst of flavor!Copy !req
1124. Try it, Whis. It's great!Copy !req
1125. Yes I know.
I've already had one.Copy !req
1126. This dessert's
simplicity is deceptive.Copy !req
1127. It's quite good.Copy !req
1128. Speaking of good,
look at Frieza.Copy !req
1129. He's clearly gotten stronger.Copy !req
1130. Yes. Goku is
having trouble with him.Copy !req
1131. Mmm. Oh, Bulma! What is
this sweet, white substance?Copy !req
1132. It's not ice cream is it?Copy !req
1133. Um, no,
that's just whipped cream.Copy !req
1134. Ah!Copy !req
1135. Look at Vegeta,
just watching.Copy !req
1136. The Saiyans would win
if they fought as one.Copy !req
1137. Yes, if they worked together
they'd clearly be unstoppable,Copy !req
1138. but they're far
too proud to do that.Copy !req
1139. You mean too stupid.Copy !req
1140. You said it, not me.Copy !req
1141. Hmm.Copy !req
1142. Damn it. Hate to admit it,
but I'm having some trouble.Copy !req
1143. You say that like
it isn't obvious.Copy !req
1144. There's no way
around it, Frieza,Copy !req
1145. you really are impressive.Copy !req
1146. It took me years of blood
and sweat to reach this level,Copy !req
1147. but you've caught
up like it's nothing.Copy !req
1148. Surely you're not trying
to play on my mercy.Copy !req
1149. Not even Goku
could be that naïve.Copy !req
1150. I commend you for
putting up a good struggle.Copy !req
1151. But I won't stop until
I've had my revengeCopy !req
1152. and you're in far
too many pieces to count!Copy !req
1153. Yes. You're so close!Copy !req
1154. Uh...!Copy !req
1155. What? Beerus?Copy !req
1156. That not's polite, Frieza,
you forgot to say "Lord."Copy !req
1157. Lord Beerus,
that's what I meant!Copy !req
1158. But, uh, what are
you doing here?Copy !req
1159. Well I would have
thought that was obvious.Copy !req
1160. I stopped by to eat this
fantastic sundae.Copy !req
1161. But—But Lord Beerus,
I came here for vengeance,Copy !req
1162. are you planning to intervene?Copy !req
1163. Now why would I
possibly care about that?Copy !req
1164. You're free to do
as you please, Frieza.Copy !req
1165. But just do it farther
away from my ice cream.Copy !req
1166. I don't want to confuse your
combat dust for sprinkles.Copy !req
1167. Then you seriously
didn't come to stop me?Copy !req
1168. I just told you
to do as you please.Copy !req
1169. I'm a Destroyer god.
I'm not here to take sides.Copy !req
1170. Hold on! You mean you'd
really let Frieza win?Copy !req
1171. It's not my fight, is it now?Copy !req
1172. What're you talking about?Copy !req
1173. If Frieza wins,
he'll kill us all!Copy !req
1174. Calm down, Bulma.Copy !req
1175. As long as you keep supplying me
with fine delicacies like this,Copy !req
1176. I'll make sure that your
life is spared, at least.Copy !req
1177. You just stay close to me.Copy !req
1178. Bulma. Is that actually
Lord Beerus the Destroyer?Copy !req
1179. Yeah, I told you!Copy !req
1180. Do you think you can
get a quick pictureCopy !req
1181. of me next to him?Copy !req
1182. You're more than welcome
to ask him yourself, Jaco.Copy !req
1183. But don't blame me if
the guy disintegrates you.Copy !req
1184. Uh, never mind.Copy !req
1185. Well, then. Want to pick
which limb I take firstCopy !req
1186. or shall I surprise you?Copy !req
1187. You sure
you want to keep going?Copy !req
1188. You're better off leaving on a
high note, while you still can.Copy !req
1189. You just got a new life, and
I'd hate for you to waste it.Copy !req
1190. You can't think I'd retreat
with victory so close at hand.Copy !req
1191. What sort of fool
do you think I am?Copy !req
1192. Kakarot, I'll take
my turn now, if you want.Copy !req
1193. Aw, come on!
That's not fair!Copy !req
1194. The only reason you're
volunteering now is 'causeCopy !req
1195. you see his weakness too!Copy !req
1196. See my weakness?Copy !req
1197. This is truly becoming a farce!Copy !req
1198. I hurl you through
cliff sides and you want toCopy !req
1199. talk about my weakness?Copy !req
1200. Fine, I'll play along.Copy !req
1201. What is my fatal shortcoming?Copy !req
1202. It's not affecting you yet,
Frieza, but it's about to.Copy !req
1203. Mmm?Copy !req
1204. You're too eager for
revenge, that's why you'll fail.Copy !req
1205. Let me take a wild
guess about your training.Copy !req
1206. You bolted to Earth
the moment you achieved thisCopy !req
1207. new golden form
of yours, didn't you?Copy !req
1208. And so what if I did?
What's your point?Copy !req
1209. Your new form is
burning through more powerCopy !req
1210. than your body can supply.Copy !req
1211. You should've waited
until you were used toCopy !req
1212. this form and
knew how to regulate itCopy !req
1213. before you started
picking fights.Copy !req
1214. Hm! Is that what you cling to?
Well in that case...Copy !req
1215. I'll just stop wasting my time
and kill you right now!Copy !req
1216. Huh?Copy !req
1217. Eh!Copy !req
1218. W-What the...?Copy !req
1219. Mmm.Copy !req
1220. Interesting. The Saiyans'
prediction is coming true,Copy !req
1221. and the tables
are starting to turn.Copy !req
1222. Did you really think
I wouldn't notice?Copy !req
1223. That was my strawberry
you so casually devoured.Copy !req
1224. That's a lie
and you know it!Copy !req
1225. How many have you had?Copy !req
1226. I've eaten three.Copy !req
1227. But I've only
had two of them.Copy !req
1228. Nice try, my lord, but I
know that you've had four.Copy !req
1229. There were eight to begin with
and I am capable of math.Copy !req
1230. You're forgetting something.Copy !req
1231. I am the diety, Whis.Copy !req
1232. Eh...Copy !req
1233. Ka...Copy !req
1234. me... ha... me...Copy !req
1235. Ha!Copy !req
1236. I'll send it back.Copy !req
1237. Oh yeah!Copy !req
1238. See? I told you
you'd run out of gas.Copy !req
1239. Now take my advice
and get out of here.Copy !req
1240. And live to fight another day.Copy !req
1241. I'll be here for a rematch
when you're ready, I promise.Copy !req
1242. Damn you!Copy !req
1243. Why? Why?Copy !req
1244. This shouldn't be happening!Copy !req
1245. I am Lord Frieza!Copy !req
1246. Huh?Copy !req
1247. Exemplary
marksmanship, Sorbet.Copy !req
1248. Uh! Thank you,
I live to serve!Copy !req
1249. Good thing for contingency
plans, right Goku?Copy !req
1250. As if I'd allow even
the slightest chanceCopy !req
1251. of losing to you again!Copy !req
1252. Hmmm...Copy !req
1253. Goku!Copy !req
1254. Wake up. Torture's no fun
if I can't hear you scream.Copy !req
1255. You know, I did try to
warn Goku this might happen.Copy !req
1256. Clearly a dirty move
by Frieza, but effective.Copy !req
1257. You have to give him that.Copy !req
1258. Your obsession
with showing me leniencyCopy !req
1259. borders on the pathological!Copy !req
1260. You're too strong
for your own good,Copy !req
1261. it's made you overconfident!Copy !req
1262. A fearless fool who
insists on second chancesCopy !req
1263. and habitually
lowers his guard.Copy !req
1264. "Here lies one of the
strongest mortals in the Cosmos,Copy !req
1265. felled by a common ray gun!"Copy !req
1266. How pitiful does that feel?Copy !req
1267. Now you're the one on
the ground facing defeat.Copy !req
1268. You won the battle
but then you lost the war.Copy !req
1269. And the dream I clung to
in that damned cocoonCopy !req
1270. is finally at hand!Copy !req
1271. Now to pick the
fruit of my labor—Copy !req
1272. the fruit called revenge!Copy !req
1273. Ooh, now there's
an interesting thought.Copy !req
1274. We could make this moment
so much more delectable!Copy !req
1275. Oh, Vegeta,
come down here for a second!Copy !req
1276. Wouldn't you like to do it?Copy !req
1277. I know you despise
this Saiyan underlingCopy !req
1278. for daring to be so uppity.Copy !req
1279. So I'll let you kill him
to prove you've realizedCopy !req
1280. your folly and re-pledge your
loyalty, like the old days.Copy !req
1281. Do it and
I'll spare you, at least.Copy !req
1282. Vegeta, no!Copy !req
1283. Shut your mouth, woman!Copy !req
1284. Hey. I really
botched this one, huh?Copy !req
1285. Whis tried to warn you
and yet here you are.Copy !req
1286. I guess you always
will be a naïve idiot.Copy !req
1287. Thanks for the offer,
but I can't.Copy !req
1288. As annoying as
this bastard can be,Copy !req
1289. it's our rivalry that keeps
pushing me to get stronger.Copy !req
1290. I can't afford to kill him.Copy !req
1291. What if I sweeten the deal?Copy !req
1292. Take Goku's life
and I'll appoint youCopy !req
1293. the Supreme Commander
of the entire Frieza Force.Copy !req
1294. Of course I know at the moment
it only consists of Sorbet,Copy !req
1295. but we'll rebuild it
stronger than ever!Copy !req
1296. You would make me
your Supreme Commander?Copy !req
1297. Is that a real offer?Copy !req
1298. Should I
take that as a "yes"?Copy !req
1299. Damn it. Now I may
actually regret this...Copy !req
1300. Huh...?Copy !req
1301. But I've already
made my decision.Copy !req
1302. I'm going to pulverize you
until there's nothing left.Copy !req
1303. Ah! You dare say that to me?Copy !req
1304. Use your head. Do you
actually think I wouldCopy !req
1305. stay loyal to you
after you blew up the planetCopy !req
1306. I was destined to rule?Copy !req
1307. Well, I wonder what the
prince would do if he knewCopy !req
1308. you authorized Planet Vegeta's
destruction from the start?Copy !req
1309. Shh! Keep that under wraps!Copy !req
1310. Get down here, Krillin.Copy !req
1311. Your buddy Kakarot
needs a Senzu Bean.Copy !req
1312. He's fading fast.Copy !req
1313. Okay, I'm coming!Copy !req
1314. Oh, I don't think so!Copy !req
1315. What the...?Copy !req
1316. He's wasn't kidding.
You're in bad shape.Copy !req
1317. Good thing that
space cop didn't want his.Copy !req
1318. Thanks, Vegeta.
You really saved my neck!Copy !req
1319. Ha! You can thank me by
staying out of this fightCopy !req
1320. from now on.
I'm finishing this!Copy !req
1321. Yeah, of course! It's your
turn anyway. Have fun!Copy !req
1322. Please. If you believe
you can defeat me,Copy !req
1323. then you're more
delusional than ever!Copy !req
1324. That's right.
You had no idea, did you?Copy !req
1325. I've been a Super
Saiyan for years, and now...Copy !req
1326. I too have the power of a god.Copy !req
1327. Uh!Copy !req
1328. You of all people
should know this about me.Copy !req
1329. But I don't share Kakarot's
taste for forgiveness.Copy !req
1330. I'm sending you back to Hell.Copy !req
1331. Ha, ha. Your threats
are as empty as your title.Copy !req
1332. All hail Vegeta,
prince of no one!Copy !req
1333. No, this can't be real!
This is not the way this ends!Copy !req
1334. At least try to face
your death with some honor.Copy !req
1335. And don't dream of
resurrecting again.Copy !req
1336. You can all go
to Hell without me!Copy !req
1337. What?Copy !req
1338. Uh-oh. Whis, quickly!Copy !req
1339. Right!Copy !req
1340. No. How could
anyone be that evil?Copy !req
1341. There's nothing left.
He destroyed the Earth!Copy !req
1342. Vegeta. Trunks. Mom
and Dad. They're all gone.Copy !req
1343. No. That heartless tyrant.Copy !req
1344. He couldn't just die. He took
the whole planet with him.Copy !req
1345. You're wrong.Copy !req
1346. I'm afraid Frieza
is most likely alive.Copy !req
1347. Yes, that's correct.Copy !req
1348. His species is able to
surviving in a vacuum.Copy !req
1349. Tactically speaking, that was
a pretty ingenious move.Copy !req
1350. It's not fair.
He took everything!Copy !req
1351. The Dragon Balls
were destroyed as well,Copy !req
1352. so we can't even
summon Shenron.Copy !req
1353. There's no way we can
reverse what Frieza's done.Copy !req
1354. This is my fault.Copy !req
1355. Damn! Frieza was
right about me!Copy !req
1356. I should have finished him
off when I had the chance!Copy !req
1357. Agreed. Then are you
ready to make this right?Copy !req
1358. Huh?Copy !req
1359. You failed to
protect your planetCopy !req
1360. because of your own leniency.Copy !req
1361. The only way to
avoid this outcomeCopy !req
1362. is to send Frieza back
to his flower garden.Copy !req
1363. What? But isn't it
too late for that?Copy !req
1364. Not quite. I can
turn back time, remember?Copy !req
1365. But you'll have to move quickly.Copy !req
1366. Three minutes is as far back
as I'm able to manage.Copy !req
1367. That do-over thing...Copy !req
1368. Temporal Do-Over.Copy !req
1369. You actually paid
attention for once!Copy !req
1370. No, this can't be real!
This is not the way this ends!Copy !req
1371. At least try to face
your death with some honor.Copy !req
1372. And don't even dream
of resurrecting again.Copy !req
1373. You can all go
to Hell without me!Copy !req
1374. Frieza!Copy !req
1375. What? No!Copy !req
1376. Ha!Copy !req
1377. Damn you, Goku!Copy !req
1378. Whew, I guess we're safe now.Copy !req
1379. Selfish glory-hog!
Do you have any shame?Copy !req
1380. Hey, just take it easy, Vegeta.Copy !req
1381. It's not what it looks like.Copy !req
1382. I can explain, okay?Copy !req
1383. Oh no, you're not
smooth-talking your wayCopy !req
1384. out of this one, Kakarot!Copy !req
1385. You told me it was my turn!Copy !req
1386. It's all right, Vegeta!Copy !req
1387. Goku just saved you
and the whole world!Copy !req
1388. You should be thanking him!Copy !req
1389. What does she mean?
Saved the world from what?Copy !req
1390. I want answers!Copy !req
1391. That's right,
we time-traveled.Copy !req
1392. I was worried
about you, Dad.Copy !req
1393. just don't
call me funny-looking, okay?Copy !req
1394. Well who would have thought?Copy !req
1395. I'm not sure
I can live this down.Copy !req
1396. What sort of Destroyer helps
bring a world back to life?Copy !req
1397. We can't thank you
enough. And don't worry,Copy !req
1398. you'll get plenty
of food out of this.Copy !req
1399. We'll throw you a huge feast.Copy !req
1400. Right after we
track down the Dragon BallsCopy !req
1401. and put North City
back together, that is.Copy !req
1402. I look forward to it greatly.Copy !req
1403. That is the real reason
I turned back timeCopy !req
1404. to save your world, you know.Copy !req
1405. You sure you don't
want to arrest him?Copy !req
1406. Manipulating time is
a serious Galactic offense.Copy !req
1407. Oh, my official response is
that I didn't see anything.Copy !req
1408. Keep walking. I'm not
going to thank you.Copy !req
1409. This just means we're even.Copy !req
1410. Take it easy, I didn't
come to talk about that.Copy !req
1411. I'm just curious what
you think about Whis sayingCopy !req
1412. if we'd team up in these
battles then people like FriezaCopy !req
1413. wouldn't even have
the chance to knock us out.Copy !req
1414. Should we practice
fighting togetherCopy !req
1415. in case we need to sometime?Copy !req
1416. Hmph. I'd rather die
than ever do that again.Copy !req
1417. Glad to hear it, Vegeta.
I feel the same way!Copy !req
1418. Hmph. 'Bout time
we agree on something.Copy !req
1419. Welcome home!Copy !req
1420. No!Copy !req
1421. - Yay!
- No!Copy !req