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- Yes, I did.
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- Joan Baez.
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- Bloke.
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- He's not with us.
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- Evan and I went to school in Jamaica together.
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- Believe in something.
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- I don't believe in anything, no.
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- Yes, I'm Bob Dylan's manager.
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- No, you're in charge of Bob Dylan.
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five minutes, I will ask you to leave.
- What noise? What noise?
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- Would you get out of this room?
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- "American folk singer Bob Dylan...
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- Is he down there?
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- It's beautiful.
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- Yeah, it's the first time it's been cool around here.
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377. - Why don't we get an answer from him?
- Right.
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378. Just tell him that
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382. The other one was Rediffusion,
but they're the same as —
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383. Johnnie Hamp, please, urgently.
Wherever he is, track him down, dear.
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385. if you could tell somebody what this is about,
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386. Just say "Bob Dylan."
He'll be there in a shot.
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387. Two grand, Johnnie.
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388. Yeah, on an exclusive.
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389. And it would be very much exclusive.
He's not going to do anything else.
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- Hello.
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393. - Yes?
- This is Chris, please, Stuart's PA.
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394. - Yes, Chris.
- He's not' available at the moment.
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395. He's a bit tied up down at the theater.
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396. Well, I think he might untie himself.
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- Yes.
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399. Okay. Well, you know, when I say
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400. - You know, I'm not kidding.
- I know he is, with rope.
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402. No, we've got another show on
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403. Don't get upset. Don't get upset.
I'm only kidding you.
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406. - Albert Grossman's with me now.
- Okay.
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I don't mind.
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417. Urn, Stuart —
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418. Look, shall I just check this out now
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419. Then give you a call back?
God bless you.
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420. 1,250. You probably
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421. So I figured this.
You know, it's BBC.
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422. - Maybe for one show, but not for two.
- No.
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with the best money. They have done in the past.
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424. Remember what he offered Peter,
Paul and Mary for two shows, BBC.
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426. But I imagine we really, uh —
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427. If you get him back, why don't you let me
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428. - Pleasure.
- Because he called me in the States, you know.
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- Stuart.
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431. Listen, Stuart, I've got Mr. Grossman for you.
Will you hold on a second?
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432. I spoke to you in New York, didn't I?
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433. It's the number, yeah.
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435. the kind of money
that we were looking for for Bob...
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436. and I assumed that when Tito told me
you were interested...
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437. that we were somewhere
in that vicinity.
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438. And I was personally kind of surprised
at the nature of the offer.
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439. And as much as we'd like to do
a show for BBC...
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440. I think we can't consider it
at that money...
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441. 'cause it doesn't come anywhere near
the other offers that we have.
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442. Well, the minimum
that I would consider would be...
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443. the fee that you mentioned
for each half hour.
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444. No, no, no. I wouldn't —
1,250 for each half hour.
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but he's almost certain it'll be 1,200 even.
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448. But I think he's gonna come back
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449. Then we're no better off.
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450. We're still better off with
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452. I don't know.
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453. - Don't know myself.
- Hmm.
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454. - I mean, I don't —
- Can we, without acting in bad taste —
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455. Can we get Johnnie Hamp
back on the phone...
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456. and tell him it looks like
we have a better offer from —
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457. I'll tell him. No?
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458. - Albert, if I may —
- Yes?
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459. Go along with me. I know Johnnie,
and Johnnie's a good guy.
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460. Johnnie is not about to
save them money, you know.
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461. But we only asked for 2,000.
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462. He's certainly not going to come back
with more than that.
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463. He's certainly not gonna come back
and say...
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464. "We'd like to give you
a little more than you asked for."
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465. What we can do is this. If we want to hold on,
Johnnie will be back in the morning.
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466. If he comes up with the 2,000, and if
they turn around and say, "Forget it" —
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467. if they come up with the 2,000, I'll say,
"Look, Johnnie.
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468. Albert wants to do it with you.
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469. We're not saying no to you
and doing the other one.
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470. We're gonna tell you straight
what happened.
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471. We were ready to do yours if
you came back with 2,000...
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and came up with 2,000...
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473. so you've got to top it."
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475. I'll be with Albert in a few moments...
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476. and I'll put it to him...
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477. and, uh, you know, I'm sure he'll come up
with a decision very quickly.
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478. Uh — Well, now, Stuart,
let me tell you —
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479. Yeah. No, let me tell you something,
between you and I.
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480. Very truthfully, as you know, um,
two months ago...
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481. Granada came on
when they heard he was coming.
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482. And you know them,
they pay, you know —
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483. Uh, well, they pay for the taxi as well,
if you know what I mean.
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484. Uh, and they've been on there
hammering away like mad.
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485. So Albert does have
a pretty tough decision in a way.
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486. Yeah, but have you seen
today's chart?
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487. Dylan, number six,
"Subterranean Homesick Blues."
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488. Yeah, it jumped from, like,
45 or something to six. Yeah.
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489. I'll be with Albert
within 10 minutes or so.
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490. - Look at that guitar, man.
- Which one?
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491. This one right there.
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492. Do you believe that guitar?
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493. They don't have those guitars
in the States, man.
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494. Jesus!
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495. They're incredible.
Twenty grand?
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496. Here he comes!
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497. - I did not!
- Had a cut-down bend and long sideburns.
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498. Do you think it would bother me
one little bit if you disliked me?
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499. Uh, no. But if it were some people,
it might bother you.
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500. No, no, uh, you know —
I've got my friends.
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501. I-I mean, I —
You know, I'm well situated.
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502. What about before you had any
friends? Were you worried then?
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503. Was I worried?
I wasn't worried about it, no.
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504. I was lucky then.
Weren't you?
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505. - I think I've got very few friends now.
- Was it lucky when you didn't have any friends?
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506. - I don't really have any friends.
- Huh?
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507. - Do you have a lot of friends now?
- No.
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508. Because, um, I reached the stage when
I suddenly realized what a friend was...
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509. and then I probably had one or two.
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510. Before that, I didn't understand
what a friend was anyway.
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511. - You talk to your friends?
- I didn't know who they were then.
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512. - Now, your friends. You talk to your friends?
- Do I talk to them? Yeah.
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513. There are one or two people
who I believe I can talk to.
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514. That's why your friends are your friends?
Because you can talk to them?
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515. Um, I think a friend
is a friend because —
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516. - You can communicate with them?
- Uh, to a certain extent.
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517. They can understand me
more than anybody else.
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518. Oh. Well, you see, we differ. We differ.
We come from two different worlds.
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519. - You come from England,
I come from the United States.
- That's true. That's true.
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520. But I — We're still human beings,
so there's some sort of connection between us.
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522. That's all.
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524. I'm — Believe me,
I'm not even trying to do that.
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525. I mean, when somebody comes in to
interview you, normally what's your attitude?
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526. Oh, you just read those interviews
that were the first few days I was here.
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527. - Um, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah. Those weren't right.
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528. You know that, right?
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529. You know that that was all lies.
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530. - Li — Well, I don't know.
- Lies and rubbish! You know that.
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531. I got the first few lines
and didn't read much more.
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532. Why I came here, I don't know.
I've been regaled with all this —
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533. - Are you going to the concert?
- Yeah, I'm going to watch.
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534. - I mean, I-I —
- Listen.
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535. - This is what I came to see, mostly.
- Okay, just listen.
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536. I came to see you, but I thought
I'd like to have a word with you first.
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537. What is your whole attitude to life?
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538. - When you meet somebody,
what is your attitude towards them?
- I don't like them!
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539. - You don't —
- No!
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540. I mean, I thought I'd come in here —
What's your attitude towards me?
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541. No, I haven't got attitude
towards you at all.
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542. Why should I have an attitude
towards you? I don't even know you.
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543. It'd be an attitude if you wanted to
know me or didn't want to know me.
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544. - Why should I want to know you?
- I don't know! That's what I'm asking.
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545. Well, I don't know! Right?
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546. Ask me another question.
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547. Just give me a reason
why I should want to know you.
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548. - I might be worth knowing.
- Why?
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549. - Huh?
- Why? Tell me why.
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550. What good is it gonna be for me to know you?
Name me one thing I'm gonna gain.
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551. Well, you might learn something
from my attitude to life.
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552. - Well, what is your attitude to life?
- I can't explain that in two minutes.
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553. Well, what are you asking me
to explain in two minutes?
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554. All you're getting is two minutes. You're asking
me to explain something in two minutes too.
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555. But you have the answers. You're supposed
to be able to explain it in two minutes.
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556. - I am?
- Yeah.
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557. - What about you? Aren't you an artist?
- Oh, no.
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558. - What are you?
- I'm a science student.
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What are you?
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560. - A what student?
- A science student.
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561. - Now, just what does that mean?
- Hmm?
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562. What does that mean?
What do you do?
What's your purpose in the world?
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563. - What's my purpose?
- Yeah.
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564. How do you help —
What do you do in the world?
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565. Well, I'm in the world for me, I guess,
just like everybody else.
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566. - Just like me.
- Yeah. Yeah.
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567. - So we're just alike, aren't we?
- I guess so.
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568. We don't come from two different worlds.
We both come from Prussia.
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569. You were wrong. You were wrong.
I was right all the time.
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570. No, but this is interesting.
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572. If I go to interview Alan and his mob,
they couldn't care less about me.
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573. Well, you know, why don't you —
Haven't you ever stopped to wonder why?
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doesn't there?
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575. - Yeah, yeah.
- I mean, it just doesn't happen.
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576. But it's nothing to do with me, because they
don't want to know me before I go in.
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577. - Huh?
- Before I go in —
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578. Well, what can you offer them?
Can you write them up in your paper?
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579. That's not — What is that?
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580. No, I-I-I don't think of myself
as necessarily a journalist.
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581. - You gonna give 'em some science?
- I'm a person, you know.
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582. Well, so what?
There's a million, thousand, billion —
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583. - There's so many persons outside.
- Yeah, I agree. Absolutely.
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584. - I mean, you can't know them all, can you?
- No. No.
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585. But if I meet somebody, speak to
them for a few minutes and I think...
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586. that guy might be able
to give me something.
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588. Whoa!
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589. - Yeah!
- Nitty-gritty!
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590. Now I'm getting down there, huh?
Yeah!
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591. - Well, what is it that you want?
- Um, everyone wants —
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592. - Everyone is out for what they can get.
- Well, what is it?
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593. I might be able to get, um,
something material —
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594. You wanna be able to get a chick.
You wanna be able to get a chick?
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595. Right there. Here. You got it.
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596. I don't want it.
I can't play that thing.
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597. - We don't want it either.
- Well, I can't play it.
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598. They may be able to give me
something material, but I'm not
necessarily interested.
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599. - What are they gonna give you spiritually?
- Urn, I might learn something.
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600. What? What don't you know
that you want to know?
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601. You get a kick out of
interviewing people?
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602. Well, I won't know
if I don't try to find out.
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603. - Well, you try.
- Huh?
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604. - Don't you ever —
- Wait —
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605. Do you ever just be quiet, silent and
just watch and don't say one word?
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606. Yeah, the whole thing that gets me
about you, and about Alan...
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607. is the fact that you're knocking
from the minute I come in.
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608. - Knocking?
- Yeah. You're not interested.
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609. I don't think you know
when you're liked. That's all.
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610. If we, you know — If we wanted to
knock you, we could put you on.
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611. Yeah, but he just said
that I'm talking a lot of rubbish.
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You're misquoting me already.
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I interpreted you.
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to your own thing, right?
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Your own images.
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have to give some answer?
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619. - Well, to satisfy you.
- You don't have to satisfy me.
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621. Well, if you'd said you didn't want
an answer, I wouldn't have given one.
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- No.
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623. - Do you every once in a while try?
- Hmm?
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624. - Do you every once in a while
try to satisfy somebody?
- Somebody, yeah. Not everybody.
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625. - A few people though, huh?
- There's some people I can't satisfy
because that's the way I'm made.
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626. - Yeah.
- No matter how hard I try,
I couldn't satisfy them.
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- Hmm?
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628. - How do you know that?
- Um, I can —
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629. Well, after you get to know somebody for a
little while, you can guess just, um —
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630. Are you — Are you still friends with them,
even though you can't satisfy them?
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631. Yeah.
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632. - What do you talk about —
- Friends. Not deep friends.
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633. Not deep friends?
What's a deep friend?
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You're almost on exactly the same plane with them.
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- You can communicate with them very well.
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636. Somebody that you're —
They're just like you. Right?
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- No. No.
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- Um —
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639. - How do you mean, "like somebody"?
- Thinks the same way.
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640. Thinks the same way?
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641. Like what? They both think that —
Both are happy about a green door?
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642. No, think in the same language.
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643. - Think in the same language.
- Yeah.
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644. So you can understand each other and
you know what each other are thinking.
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645. Well, let's try and understand
each other, shall we?
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646. That wouldn't be a bad idea.
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647. That wouldn't be a bad idea.
And how are we gonna set about
understanding each other?
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648. - Well, you can ask your first question.
- Hmm?
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649. You can ask your first question. Oh, yeah.
Have you got a question to ask? Come on.
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650. You haven't got any questions?
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651. - Well, I didn't —
- I think somebody's calling for you.
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652. - You want me to go? I'll go.
- No, you don't have to go.
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653. No, I didn't — I didn't come in here —
I mean, I don't consider myself —
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654. He thinks of me as a journalist,
but I'm not a journalist.
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655. Hey, man. The high sheriff's lady
would like to talk to you.
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656. Who's the high sheriff's lady?
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657. Would I know?
Do I look like Robin Hood?
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658. We're all the high sheriff, man.
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659. - Where is this high sheriff's lady?
- I think she's the big cheese.
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660. - She's next door.
- I think she's 13 years old.
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662. Jim Clarke
is the High Sheriff of Nottingham?
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663. Oh, dearie me.
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664. - Get your boots, Alan.
- She wants to say hello to you.
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665. - Well, who is she?
- I don't know. The guard just told me.
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666. The high sheriff's lady. I thought
you might get knocked out by that.
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667. The high sheriff's lady wants to say hello to you!
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668. The high sheriff!
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669. But I'm the sheriff's lady...
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670. and so on behalf of all of them I'm come to say
how very happy we are to have you here.
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671. I hope you have
a very successful night.
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672. Because everybody loves you.
There are thousands outside.
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673. These are my three boys.
Matthew, Stephen and Stephen.
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674. - Hi. Hi.
- And they think you're so marvelous...
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675. that they've left all their exam papers.
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676. They've got terribly important exams,
and they've left everything to come listen to you.
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677. - Ah. Okay, I hope —
- So I do —
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678. You'd better be good. You are good!
I don't think you can help being good.
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679. But we're really very thrilled indeed
to have you here.
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680. And if you come after May again, then I'll
have you as my guest in the mansion house.
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681. - This lady will be lord mayor.
- Oh! I'll come right over.
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682. After May.
When you come back.
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683. You see, I think the songs
you sing are very wonderful.
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684. - Thank you.
- And you write them yourself too,
don't you sometimes?
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685. - I wrote 'em all, yeah.
- Have you really?
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686. Yes, because they've got feeling
and they're really marvelous.
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687. And, uh, I really mean this. You're
a really good example for the youth.
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688. Thank you.
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689. So if you'll come back again,
I shall be delighted...
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690. to have you both as my guests
in the mansion house.
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691. - Oh, here. Here's my friend.
- We have something for you too.
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692. - How do you do? How do you do?
- Would you like that?
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693. - Ooh, love it! Is this from you?
- Yeah, it's mine. It's a used one.
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694. Thank you very much indeed.
That's very lovely of you.
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695. Now, if you're his friend,
I've just invited your friend —
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696. if he comes any time after May,
to come with his manager and you...
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697. and stay in my mansion house.
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699. I shall be lord mayor after May,
God willing, of this lovely city.
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700. - Yeah, we'll come back.
- And I really mean it.
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what a wonderful city this is...
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703. and also want you to know
how very thrilled we are to have you.
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704. Thank you very much.
Good-bye. Good-bye. He's charming!
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- George Formby.
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707. He's the one who does
"Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Daughter."
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by Herman and the Hermits.
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709. - That is —
- This is gonna be on television.
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these slow actions, man.
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You know? He does —
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712. He has the microphone,
and he drops it down his back and —
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for a piano player now?
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715. There's a good friend of mine
going later on for good, you know.
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It happens. You know.
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720. - Oh, man. Sure don't feel like singing.
- You will when you get out there.
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722. Maybe one.
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723. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe.
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724. I would like to do one.
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725. Who'd I give the matches to before?
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726. Where is -
Is there an opener somewhere?
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727. Shh. You got your opener here?
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728. What the hell is going on?
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729. Taking a bottle of sauce to work.
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730. You get glass in there?
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731. Wood.
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732. What about that?
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733. - Bob!
- What?
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734. - Keep playing.
- What are you doing?
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735. Bob. Bob. I wanna find out
where the sound —
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736. Well, where are you?
I'm acting like I can hear over here.
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737. - Are you here for the rehearsal now?
- Yeah.
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738. All right.
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739. - Where's the door?
- Downstairs.
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740. - Be clear, man. I got things on my —
- Go down the stairs.
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741. Sorry.
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742. - You got 'em?
- Yeah, I got 'em here.
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743. I got 'em.
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744. - Straight through.
- Got it.
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745. - Oh!
- Get in the taxi, Pete! Come on!
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746. Pete! Pete, get in the taxi!
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747. Holy shit! it's him!
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748. Oh, he's going.
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749. - Come on! Down here!
- Quick!
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750. Anyway —
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751. Let's write it in depth.
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752. - I want to know who threw that glass in the street?
- Yeah, this is —
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753. Who did it?
You'd better tell me, man!
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754. If somebody don't tell me who did it, you're all
gonna get the fuck out of here and never come back!
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755. Who did it? I don't care who did it!
I just wanna know who did it!
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756. I'm pissed. All right?
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757. I was out there, in the bathroom going out.
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758. Hey, don't tell me you're pissed, man!
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759. Don't tell me you're pissed.
I don't wanna hear you're pissed.
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760. - Who threw the glass in the street?
- I didn't throw the glass.
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761. Well, who did? Tell me.
You were there. Who threw it?
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762. - You know who?
- Yeah, I know who, Bob, but —
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763. All right. Hey, I don't care who did it.
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764. If you know, you better tell
whoever did it to get out there and —
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765. Tell the cats that come up here
to ask who did it — Tell 'em who it was.
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766. I'm not takin' no fuckin' responsibility
for cats I don't know, man!
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767. I got enough responsibility
with my friends and my own people.
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768. - I agree.
- No, no. Come on.
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769. - I was out there —
- I don't care who — Hey, don't —
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770. I don't want none of your shit, man.
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771. I'm not flashing shit.
I'm not giving you shit.
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772. What'd you do it for? What'd
you throw a glass at people for?
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773. - I didn't throw a glass —
- Well, show me the person that did.
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774. If you don't have him here by the count of 10,
you'd better take responsibility for it.
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775. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
eight, nine, 10. You got him here?
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776. No. I wouldn't know.
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777. Hey, man, I'm not kidding.
You think I'm kidding?
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778. Who's gonna clean up
that glass, man?
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779. I'll clean it up.
I'll clean up your glass.
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780. Hey, I'll help you, man.
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781. - I wouldn't clean your —
- Hey, I believe he's all right, man.
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782. - Hey, I believe he's all right. Okay.
- Listen.
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783. - No! I've heard it a thousand times!
- Oh, for fuck's sake!
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784. - Listen, I'm —
- I know a thousand cats that look just like you.
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785. - Talk just like you.
- Oh, fuck off.
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786. - Wow.
- You're a big noise. You know?
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787. - I know it, man. I know I'm a big noise!
- I know you do!
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788. - I'm a bigger noise than you, man.
- I'm a small noise. I'm a small cat.
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789. That's right.
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790. Listen, if I'd have thrown
a fucking glass —
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791. Hey. You're anything
You say you are, man!
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792. - I'm nothing! I'm nothing!
- I believe you.
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793. - Nothing!
- I believe you.
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794. - Boys — Boys.
- Listen, Bobby Dylan —
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795. - Could we have a drink over here?
- You're a big international noise. You know?
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796. - Right. Right.
- I'm nothing.
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797. I didn't throw any fucking glass
in the street, man.
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798. You know, if I had
and I wanted to believe it —
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799. - Well, who did, man?
- You know?
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800. If you'd have wanted to, you know,
come at me for fucking glasses —
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801. Frank. Hang on. Frank.
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802. - You know?
- Just a minute. Frank.
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803. - I'd have had a go at you.
- It's all over, man. It's over.
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804. Just tell the cats
they don't have to sweep it up.
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805. - I will go down and sweep it up.
- No, you don't have to.
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806. - Just tell 'em we'll do it.
- Be groovy.
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807. Yeah, either be groovy or leave, man.
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808. You don't have to be groovy for me. Just be
groovy to anyone you wanna be groovy for.
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809. There's a gentleman here
inquiring about a glass.
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810. - Right.
- Tell people to go, man.
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811. Hey, a lot of people can stay, man.
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812. Whoever did that glass thing —
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813. it appears there was a glass —
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814. - Oh, man —
- No, they've got several, you see.
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815. Oh, okay. We'll find out who did it.
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816. We won't find out who did it,
but, hey, I'm sorry about it.
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817. I used to wear a cowboy hat
like Jack. Right?
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818. I got a record of yours and Jack's.
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819. - Oh, yeah?
- I have one called The Cowboy —
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820. The Cowboys, and also, uh —
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821. - Ramblin' Boys. Yeah.
- The Ramblin' Boys and the Cowboys.
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822. I just wanted to —
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823. Just didn't want the glass
to hurt anybody.
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824. - Huh?
- Didn't want the glass to hurt anybody.
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825. - Yeah, me too.
- Yeah, okay.
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826. Listen, man, why don't we get together and
I'll turn you on to some things.
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827. Okay.
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828. - Are there any poets like
Allen Ginsberg around, man?
- No. No, nothing like that.
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829. - Dominic Behan.
- Yeah, no, no, I —
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830. No, I don't wanna hear nobody
like Dominic Behan, man.
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831. - Dominic Behan is —
- Dominic Behan is a friend of mine!
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832. That's fine, man. I just don't wanna
hear anybody like that though.
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833. - Hey, man, that's okay. Keep on.
- He plays like Jack, man!
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834. Hey, that's a good song, man.
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835. Sing, Bob.
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836. - Yeah.
- Well done!
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837. Don —
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838. - Play one.
- "It's All Over Now, Baby Blue."
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839. - You wanna hear that one?
- Yeah.
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840. Do you have a flat pick?
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841. Play it, Bob!
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842. - What key did you tune it down to?
- A "D" tuning.
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843. Great, Bob.
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844. That was nice, Bob.
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845. - I used to know —
- Wanna hear that song —
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846. Is that the stage door?
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847. Please, yes.
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848. This is the Savoy Hotel. We're on our way
in about 10 minutes with Mr. Bob Dylan.
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849. So can you have someone expect us?
Through the stage door?
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850. There's not many kids there?
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851. Okay, right. Thanks very much. Bye.
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852. Very few there, apparently, so —
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853. Beautiful day, man.
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854. I've been in offices all day, since 10:00
this morning, organizing my other tour.
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855. The other folk singer.
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856. Donovan.
Yeah, the other folk singer, yeah.
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857. - How's that tour doing?
- Uh, not so good.
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858. He said, "What do you think if we booked a
theater in Scarborough for a Sunday concert...
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859. and put just Donovan all on his own?"
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860. I said,
"Well, I can't see it for two hours."
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861. He said, "We should put one other act?".
I said, "We should put about four other acts."
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862. God, this must be
a very old theater, huh?
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863. Sure. Victoria died in 1894.
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864. Queen Victoria built it for her —
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865. Dude.
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866. Whoo. Look up there, man.
A touch of reality.
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867. Look at this place.
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868. Look at these old boxes. That's wild.
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869. God.
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870. Hello?
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871. - Is it here?
- It's all over the place.
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872. Yeah, I'll use it, man.
You know. I'll use it.
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873. Oh, man, that's great.
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874. Go pick one up.
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875. We'll just try to run
some warm water through it.
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876. You finished rehearsing, are you?
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877. - Finished rehearsing?
- We're finished with the stage.
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878. Right. Right.
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879. I can't use it, you know.
It's passable. It's just, you know —
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880. it's a drag. Get a new one.
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881. Okay.
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882. Send it over here.
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883. - Are you gonna see the concert tonight?
- Yes.
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884. - Are you gonna hear it?
- Well —
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885. Okay. You hear it and see it.
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886. It's gonna happen fast,
and you're not gonna get it all.
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887. And you might even hear
the wrong words. You know?
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888. And then afterwards — I won't
be able to talk to you afterwards.
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889. I got nothing to say about these things
I write. I mean, I just write 'em.
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890. I'm not gonna say anything about 'em.
I don't write 'em for any reason.
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891. There's no great message.
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892. If you wanna tell other people that,
go ahead and tell 'em.
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893. But I'm not gonna have to
answer to it.
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894. And they're just gonna think,
what's this Time magazine telling us?
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895. But you couldn't care less
about that either.
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896. You don't know
the people that read you.
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897. - Oh —
- 'Cause, you know, uh —
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898. I've never been in Time magazine...
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899. and yet this hall's filled twice.
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900. You know? I've never been in Time magazine.
I don't need Time magazine.
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901. And I don't think I'm a folk singer.
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902. You'll probably call me a folk singer,
but the other people will know better.
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903. The people that buy my records, listen to me,
don't necessarily read Time magazine.
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904. You know, the audience
that subscribe to Time magazine —
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905. the audience of the people that want to know
what's happening in the world week by week...
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906. the people that work during the day
and can read it —
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907. It's small. Right? And it's concise.
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908. And there's pictures in it.
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909. I mean, those kind —
that certain class of people.
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910. That's a class of people
that take the magazine seriously.
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911. Sure, I could read it.
I read it on the airplanes.
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912. But I don't take it seriously.
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913. If I wanna find out anything,
I'm not gonna read Time magazine.
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914. I'm not gonna read Newsweek,
any of these magazines.
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915. 'Cause they just got too much to lose
by printing the truth. You know that.
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916. What kinds of truth
are they leaving out?
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917. Anything, even on a worldwide basis.
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918. They'd go off the stands in a day
if they printed, really, the truth.
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919. - What is really the truth?
- Really the truth is just a plain picture.
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920. Mm-hmm. Of what, for example?
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921. Of — Of, you know —
A plain picture of, uh — of, uh —
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922. Let's say, uh —
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923. uh, you know, a tramp vomiting, man,
into the sewer.
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924. And next door to the picture,
you know...
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925. Mr. Rockefeller or, you know...
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926. Mr., uh, C.W. Jones, you know,
on the subway going to work.
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927. Uh, you know, any kind of picture.
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928. Just make some sort of collage
of pictures, which they don't do.
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929. There's no ideas in Time magazine.
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930. There's just these facts
which too are switched.
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931. Because even the article you're doing,
the way it's gonna come out...
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932. don't you see,
it can't be a good article...
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933. because the guy that's writing the article
is sitting at a desk in New York.
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934. He is not even going out of his office.
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935. He's just gonna get these 15 reporters
and they're gonna send him a quota.
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936. Well, that's
actually not true because —
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937. He's gonna put himself on.
He's gonna put all his readers on.
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938. And in another week will be —
have some space in the magazine.
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939. But that's all.
It means nothing to anybody else.
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940. I'm not putting that down, because
people have got to eat and live.
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941. You know?
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942. But, uh, let's at least
be honest about it.
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943. - I mean, sure —
- Listen, I don't know that you —
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944. I know more about what you do —
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945. And you don't even have to ask me
how or why or anything —
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946. uh, just by looking —
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947. than you'll ever know about me, ever.
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948. I could tell you I'm not a folk singer
and explain to you why...
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949. but you wouldn't really understand.
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950. All you could do —
You could nod your head.
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951. - You could be willing to try —
- No, I couldn't even be willing to try.
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952. It would be — it's —
There's certain things which —
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953. Every word — Every word has
its little letter and big letter.
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954. Your friend had
the right word — "pigeonholed."
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955. No, that's not the word at all.
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956. Every word has its little letter
and big letter, like the word "know."
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957. The word "know" — K-N-O-W?
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958. You know the word "Know" —
capital K-N-O-W?
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959. - Yes.
- Like, each of us really knows nothing.
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960. - Yes.
- Right?
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961. We all think we know things,
but we really know nothing.
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962. But you're saying you know
more about what I do —
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963. - No, no, no, no!
- No, I'm saying — I'm saying —
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964. I'm saying that you're gonna die.
You're gonna go off the earth.
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965. You're gonna be dead. It could
be 20 years, tomorrow, anytime.
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966. So am I. We're just gonna be gone.
The world's gonna go on without us.
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967. - Right.
- All right.
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968. You do your job in the face of that,
and how seriously you take yourself...
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969. you decide for yourself.
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970. Okay? And I'll decide for myself.
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971. You're not gonna make me feel unhappy
by anything you print about me.
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972. I just can't — It couldn't, you know —
You couldn't offend me.
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973. And I'm sure, you know, I couldn't offend you.
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974. So, uh, uh...
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975. all I can hope for you to do
is, uh, you know...
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976. all your ideas in your own head,
somehow, wherever they are —
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977. Do you care about what you sing?
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978. How could I answer that
if you got the nerve to ask me?
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979. - Well, then you'll have to —
- You got a lot of nerve asking me
a question like that.
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980. Do you ask the Beatles that?
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981. I have to ask you that because you have
the nerve to question whether I care —
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982. I'm not questioning you because
I don't expect any answers from you.
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983. Did you think somebody wouldn't go see
somebody if they didn't want entertainment?
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984. - Of course not.
- Who wants to go get whipped?
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985. And if you do want to go get whipped,
aren't you being entertained?
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986. - All right, so, fine.
- Right?
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987. So you think anybody
that comes to see me...
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988. is coming for any other reason
except entertainment, really?
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989. They'll tell you they're coming
for different reasons.
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990. Who cares what they tell you?
Who cares what anybody —
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991. Well, they think they know
why they're doing it.
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992. - Do you know why they're doing it?
- I know some of the things they say —
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993. People say all kinds of things.
You have to sort of weed it out.
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994. - Can you weed it out?
- No, I don't read.
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995. Well, see, you're not gonna learn —
I can't teach you how to weed it out.
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996. I didn't see that I couldn't weed it out.
I said I don't read.
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997. Yeah, well, you know,
I-I-I have no idea.
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998. First of all, I'm not even a pop singer.
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999. - You think you'll ever be one?
- I don't know. I have no idea.
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1000. Everyone performing in front of audiences
is in some sense a pop singer.
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1001. Even if it's Caruso,
he's appealing to a popular —
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1002. And he's a pop singer.
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1003. I'm just as good a singer as Caruso.
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1004. Have you heard me sing?
Have you ever heard me sing?
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1005. - I like Caruso better.
- Oh, well, you see, right there now —
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1006. Right there we have a little disagreement.
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1007. I happen to be just as good as him.
A good singer.
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1008. You have to listen closely.
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1009. But I hit all those notes.
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1010. And I can hold my breath
three times as long, if I want to.
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1011. Is it gonna start on time?
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1012. Is it gonna start on time?
Anybody say anything different?
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1013. - What time is it supposed to start? 7:00?
- 7:30.
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1014. - Okay, okay, okay.
- That's it. That's the time.
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1015. Yeah.
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1016. - Donovan not playing yet?
- Yeah, I can't —
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1017. They'll start when he arrives, Bob.
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1018. - Well — Yeah.
- People like Donovan —
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1019. Man, they look just like
everybody out there.
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1020. You're special street police.
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1021. I like how — I mean,
all the seats are sold anyway, isn't it?
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1022. - Are you gonna go out soon or not?
- Yes, I am.
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1023. Hey, the Beatles are here.
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1024. They didn't want to stand.
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1025. Jackie!
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1026. I'm not with 2O people!
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1027. This sure be a lousy place, man,
not to be able to hear myself.
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1028. You hear yourself.
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1029. Really.
I'm standing right in back of you.
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1030. You ready?
Are you ready?
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1031. - Ready?
- About two minutes.
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1032. Then we'll have to —
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1033. Next time I come in, man, it'll be time to go.
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1034. So be ready.
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1035. - Not gonna come?
- Keep it closed.
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1036. Come on.
The hall's dark.
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1037. Let's go.
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1038. Let me see.
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1039. Is the hall dark?
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1040. This is called, "It's Alright, Ma
." Ho-ho-ho.
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1041. Liam's out. House lights on
the queen. Okay? Fair enough.
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1042. Ladies and gentlemen —
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1043. Actually, applause is kinda bullshit.
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1044. That'd be something else, man,
if they just sat there and waited.
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1045. Hey, man!
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1046. Go, driver, go.
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1047. Go, driver.
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1048. Ah, beautiful. Beautiful, man.
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1049. That was a good concert.
That was a good concert.
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1050. Beautiful.
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1051. They were all there, man.
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1052. All of them.
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1053. Goddamn.
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1054. The vanishing American.
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1055. Man, I feel like I've been through
some kind of a... thing. Right?
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1056. You have!
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1057. No, but there was something —
something special about that.
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1058. They've started
calling you an anarchist.
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1059. - Who?
- The papers. That's the word now.
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1060. - "Anarchist."
- Right.
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1061. - You're kidding. Which papers did you see that in?
- Oh, two or three.
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1062. - Today, yeah.
- "Anarchist."
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1063. Just 'cause you don't
offer any solutions.
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1064. - You're kidding.
- Of course.
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1065. - An anarchist.
- Yeah.
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1066. Sure.
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1067. Give me a cigarette.
Give the anarchist a cigarette.
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1068. Whoo.
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1069. "Anarchist."
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1070. A singer such as I.
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1071. Well, I was
a little surprised to see it myself.
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1072. It probably took 'em a while, man,
to think up that name.
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1073. "Anarch" —
No, they couldn't say "communist."
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1074. Well, didn't they say that yesterday?
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1075. - Communists aren't in —
- Communists —
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1076. I-In England, communists
really aren't, you know —
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1077. - Oh, it's cool here.
- Yeah.
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1078. - It's cool being —
- I don't think it's cool to be an anarchist though.
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1079. No, I'm sure.
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1080. I don't think it is.
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