1. I'm voting for Dukakis.Copy !req
2. Hmm.Copy !req
3. Well.Copy !req
4. Maybe when you have children
of your own who need braces,Copy !req
5. and you can't afford them
because half your husband's payCopy !req
6. goes to the federal government,Copy !req
7. - you'll regret that.
- My husband's pay?Copy !req
8. I'm not gonna squeeze one out
till I'm, like, 30.Copy !req
9. Will you still be working at the Yarn
Barn? Great place to raise kids!Copy !req
10. That's really funny.Copy !req
11. A year of partying's enough.
She's going to Harvard next fall.Copy !req
12. Mom, I haven't gotten in yet.Copy !req
13. You think Dukakis will provide for
this country till you squeeze one out?Copy !req
14. Yeah. I do.Copy !req
15. - Can I squeeze one out?
- Not till eighth grade.Copy !req
16. Excuse me.Copy !req
17. Donnie, you're such a dick.Copy !req
18. Whoa, Elizabeth.Copy !req
19. A little hostile there.Copy !req
20. Mom and Dad should pay a therapist
$200 an hour to listen to youCopy !req
21. so we don't have to.Copy !req
22. OK. Wanna tell Mom and Dad
why you stopped your medication?Copy !req
23. - You're such a fuck-ass.
- What?Copy !req
24. - Please.
- Did he call me a fuck-ass?Copy !req
25. - Hey.
- That's enough.Copy !req
26. - Go suck a fuck.
- How does one do that?Copy !req
27. - Want to know?
- Yes.Copy !req
28. We will not have this at the table.Copy !req
29. Stop!Copy !req
30. - What's a fuck-ass?Copy !req
31. Hi.Copy !req
32. I'm reading. Get out.Copy !req
33. Where do you go at night?Copy !req
34. Will you get out of my room?Copy !req
35. Did you toilet-paper the Johnsons'?Copy !req
36. - You came to ask me that?
- No.Copy !req
37. I stopped rolling houses
in sixth grade.Copy !req
38. What happened to my son?
I don't recognize this person.Copy !req
39. You start taking the goddamn pills!Copy !req
40. Bitch.Copy !req
41. Our son just called me a bitch.Copy !req
42. You're not a bitch.Copy !req
43. You're bitching, but you're not a bitch.Copy !req
44. I want to be a president
who makes sureCopy !req
45. we never again do business
with a Panamanian dictator.Copy !req
46. - That we never again funnel aid...
- Dukakis.Copy !req
47. - Son of a bitch.
- Panama is friendly.Copy !req
48. - I talked to Panama's president...
- Tell him, George!Copy !req
49. about cleaning up
their money-laundering.Copy !req
50. Mr Noriega was there,
but there was no evidence...Copy !req
51. Wake up.Copy !req
52. I've been watching you.Copy !req
53. Come closer.Copy !req
54. Closer.Copy !req
55. 28 days,Copy !req
56. six hours,Copy !req
57. 42 minutes,Copy !req
58. 12 seconds.Copy !req
59. That is when the world will end.Copy !req
60. Why?Copy !req
61. Son?Copy !req
62. Son? Donnie Darko?Copy !req
63. Donnie Darko?Copy !req
64. - What's going on?
- Who is it?Copy !req
65. It's Eddie Darko's kid.
I'm sorry about this. He's a local kid.Copy !req
66. - Guess he was sleep-golfing.Copy !req
67. Watch out for that drool spot.Copy !req
68. Are you all right, son?Copy !req
69. Let's stay off the links at night, OK?Copy !req
70. I'm sorry, Dr Fisher.
It won't happen again.Copy !req
71. - I hate kids.
- Let's golf.Copy !req
72. Donnie! Donnie! Donnie!Copy !req
73. What happened to your house?Copy !req
74. - No-one's allowed through...
- This is my house!Copy !req
75. He's OK.Copy !req
76. Donnie, we know you're OK!Copy !req
77. Channel 6 News.
We have just arrived on the scene...Copy !req
78. Wait a minute. Here's your brother.Copy !req
79. - Oh!
- It fell in your room.Copy !req
80. Watch yourself down there!Copy !req
81. Mrs Darko?
I'm Bob Garland. I'm with the FAA.Copy !req
82. - You're what?
- I'm with the FAA.Copy !req
83. We'd like to speak
to you and Mr Darko privately.Copy !req
84. - In private?
- Please.Copy !req
85. All right.Copy !req
86. And... here.Copy !req
87. - You got it.
- OK.Copy !req
88. We have arranged for you
to stay at a hotel, get some sleep.Copy !req
89. - We will take care of things here.
- Thank you.Copy !req
90. Kids, we're going to a hotel.Copy !req
91. They don't know where it came from.Copy !req
92. Transportation
authorities have begun a search...Copy !req
93. Frankie Feeder.Copy !req
94. no airline will claim...Copy !req
95. You remember him?Copy !req
96. From high school.Copy !req
97. Hmm.Copy !req
98. He died.Copy !req
99. - On his way to the prom.
- Mm.Copy !req
100. - Remember?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
101. They said he was doomed.Copy !req
102. Mm.Copy !req
103. Jesus.Copy !req
104. They could have said the same thing
about Donnie.Copy !req
105. If it fell from a plane,
then what happened to the plane?Copy !req
106. They don't know, Samantha.Copy !req
107. Mrs Farmer will bring you home
after practice. Bye, honey.Copy !req
108. Donnie. Good luck.Copy !req
109. Oh, my God. Tell me everything.Copy !req
110. - I'm not allowed to.
- Oh, my God.Copy !req
111. - Hi, Cherita.
- Shut up.Copy !req
112. Darko cheats death, uh?Copy !req
113. You're like a celebrity, man.Copy !req
114. I kept calling you. Where you been?Copy !req
115. We stayed at a hotel.Copy !req
116. My dad saw you at the golf course.
You sleepwalking again?Copy !req
117. - I don't wanna talk about it.
- Now you're famous, have a smoke.Copy !req
118. What happens
if you tell Mom and Dad?Copy !req
119. You'll put Ariel
in the garbage disposal.Copy !req
120. - Goddamn right I will.
- So grotty.Copy !req
121. Hey, Cherita. You want a cigarette?Copy !req
122. - Shut up!
- Shut up!Copy !req
123. Go back to China, bitch.Copy !req
124. Just leave her alone.Copy !req
125. Some good shit, huh?Copy !req
126. It's a fucking cigarette.Copy !req
127. "There would be headlines
in the papers."Copy !req
128. "Even the guys who ran the betting
at the wrestlingCopy !req
129. and the barrow boys
would hear with respectCopy !req
130. how Old Misery's house
had been destroyed."Copy !req
131. "It was as though this plan
had been with him all his life,Copy !req
132. pondered through the seasons,Copy !req
133. now in his 15th year crystallized
with the pain of puberty."Copy !req
134. What is Graham Greene trying
to communicate with this passage?Copy !req
135. Why did the children break into
Old Misery's house?Copy !req
136. - Joanie?
- They wanted to rob him.Copy !req
137. Joanie, if you had actually
read the story,Copy !req
138. which at 13 pages
would have taken you all night,Copy !req
139. you would know the children find a
great deal of money in the mattress.Copy !req
140. But they burn it.Copy !req
141. Donnie Darko,Copy !req
142. perhaps with your recent brush
with mass destructionCopy !req
143. you can give us your opinion.Copy !req
144. Well, they say when they flood
the house and tear it to shredsCopy !req
145. that destruction is a form of creation,Copy !req
146. so the fact that they burn the money
is ironic.Copy !req
147. They just want to see what happens
when they tear the world apart.Copy !req
148. They wanna change things.Copy !req
149. May we help you?Copy !req
150. I just registered. They put me
in the wrong English class.Copy !req
151. You look like you belong here.Copy !req
152. Um, where do I sit?Copy !req
153. Next to the boy
you think is the cutest.Copy !req
154. - Quiet. Let her choose.Copy !req
155. Joanie, get up.Copy !req
156. The construction guys
say it'll take a week to fix the roof.Copy !req
157. That airline better not fuck us
on the shingle match.Copy !req
158. - They still don't know?
- Know what?Copy !req
159. Where it came from.Copy !req
160. No. Apparently they can't tell us
what happened yet.Copy !req
161. Something about a matching
serial number that got burned.Copy !req
162. I had to sign a form saying
I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.Copy !req
163. We're not supposed to tell anyone
what nobody knows?Copy !req
164. Yeah.Copy !req
165. But you tell...
What's your doctor's name?Copy !req
166. - Dr Thurman, Dad.
- Yes.Copy !req
167. You tell Dr Thurman
whatever you want.Copy !req
168. - Dad.
- What?Copy !req
169. Dad!Copy !req
170. No mail today. Maybe tomorrow.Copy !req
171. Well, what did she say to you?Copy !req
172. - I made a new friend.
- Real or imaginary?Copy !req
173. Imaginary.Copy !req
174. Would you like to talk about him?Copy !req
175. - Frank.
- Frank.Copy !req
176. - What did Frank say?
- To follow him.Copy !req
177. - Where?
- Into the future.Copy !req
178. And then what happens?Copy !req
179. And then he said...Copy !req
180. Then he said the world
was coming to an end.Copy !req
181. Do you think it is?Copy !req
182. No.Copy !req
183. That's stupid.Copy !req
184. [TV] For my entire life
I was a victim of fear.Copy !req
185. Love.Copy !req
186. I was feeding fear through food.Copy !req
187. Fear.Copy !req
188. Finally I looked in the mirror.Copy !req
189. Not just in the mirror.
I looked through the mirror.Copy !req
190. In that image
I saw my ego reflection.Copy !req
191. I thought ten-year-olds
normally wet the bed.Copy !req
192. - Shh!Copy !req
193. The solution was there all the time.Copy !req
194. I'm not afraid any more!Copy !req
195. All over America, people have
come together to join hands.Copy !req
196. People who believe that human life
is absolutely too important,Copy !req
197. too valuable and too precious
to be controlled by fear.Copy !req
198. Hello.Copy !req
199. My name is Jim Cunningham.
Welcome to Controlling Fear.Copy !req
200. Wake up, Donnie.Copy !req
201. "And the prince was led into a world
of strange and beautiful magic."Copy !req
202. Hey, guess what!Copy !req
203. I can't believe it!Copy !req
204. The school is closed today
because it's flooded.Copy !req
205. - No way.
- Yes.Copy !req
206. Holy shit! That's the best news
I've ever heard.Copy !req
207. My God. Is this ever gonna stop?Copy !req
208. Eventually, yes. But I've got
12 classrooms full of water,Copy !req
209. all coming from a busted water main.Copy !req
210. - What else?
- What else?Copy !req
211. Principal Cole, I'll show you what else.Copy !req
212. - Unbelievable.
- That's solid bronze, isn't it?Copy !req
213. How did this happen?Copy !req
214. The boys' locker room was flooded.
They found feces everywhere.Copy !req
215. - What are feces?
- Baby mice.Copy !req
216. Hey.Copy !req
217. Has anyone ever told you
that you're sexy?Copy !req
218. - I like your boobs.Copy !req
219. Hey.Copy !req
220. School's cancelled.Copy !req
221. Do you want to walk me home?Copy !req
222. Sure.Copy !req
223. - Don't look so freaked.
- I'm not.Copy !req
224. Check your backpack.
Those guys love to steal shit.Copy !req
225. - Why did you move here?
- My parents got a divorce.Copy !req
226. My mom got a restraining order
against my stepdad.Copy !req
227. - He has emotional problems.
- Me too. What kind does he have?Copy !req
228. He stabbed my mom
four times in the chest.Copy !req
229. Oh. Did he go to jail?Copy !req
230. No, he fled. They still can't find him.Copy !req
231. Mom and I had to change our names.
I thought Gretchen Ross was cool.Copy !req
232. I was in jail once.Copy !req
233. I accidentally
burned down this house.Copy !req
234. It was abandoned, but still...Copy !req
235. I got held back in school,
I can't drive till I'm 21.Copy !req
236. But I'm over all of that. I...Copy !req
237. I'm painting and stuff. Writing.Copy !req
238. I want to be a writer. Maybe a painter.
Maybe both.Copy !req
239. I'll write a book and draw the pictures.Copy !req
240. Then maybe people will
understand me. Change things.Copy !req
241. Donnie Darko?Copy !req
242. What the hell kind of name is that?
It's like some sort of superhero.Copy !req
243. What makes you think I'm not?Copy !req
244. Look, I should go.Copy !req
245. Monnitoff wants me to write
this physics essay.Copy !req
246. Greatest invention
ever to benefit mankind.Copy !req
247. If it's Monnitoff, that's easy.
Antiseptics.Copy !req
248. The whole sanitation thing.
Joseph Lister, 1895.Copy !req
249. Before antiseptics
there was no sanitation.Copy !req
250. - Especially in medicine.
- You mean soap?Copy !req
251. I'm really glad
school was flooded today.Copy !req
252. Why's that?Copy !req
253. You and I would never
have had this conversation.Copy !req
254. You're weird.Copy !req
255. Sorry.Copy !req
256. No, that was a compliment.Copy !req
257. Well, look, um...Copy !req
258. You wanna go with me?Copy !req
259. Where do you wanna go?Copy !req
260. I mean, like, go with me. You know...
That's what we call it here.Copy !req
261. - Going together...
- Sure.Copy !req
262. OK. Where are you going?Copy !req
263. I'm going home.Copy !req
264. So stupid!Copy !req
265. I'd like to try something new this time.Copy !req
266. Have you ever been hypnotized?Copy !req
267. No.Copy !req
268. When I clap my hands twice, you
will wake up. Do you understand?Copy !req
269. Yes.Copy !req
270. So, tell me about your week.Copy !req
271. I met a girl.Copy !req
272. - What is her name?
- Gretchen.Copy !req
273. We're going together now.Copy !req
274. Do you still think about girls a lot?Copy !req
275. Yeah.Copy !req
276. How are things going at school?Copy !req
277. I think about girls a lot.Copy !req
278. I asked you about school, Donnie.Copy !req
279. I think about fucking
a lot during school.Copy !req
280. What else do you think about
during school?Copy !req
281. - Married With Children.
- Do you think about your family?Copy !req
282. I turn down the volume and think
about fucking Christina Applegate.Copy !req
283. I asked you about your family,
Donnie.Copy !req
284. No.Copy !req
285. I don't think about fucking my family.
That's gross.Copy !req
286. I'd like to hear
about your friend Frank.Copy !req
287. Sam Bylen.Copy !req
288. Donald Darko.Copy !req
289. Daye Dennis.Copy !req
290. Hey, you fuck.Copy !req
291. Did you tell them I flooded the school?Copy !req
292. - I didn't say shit.
- They think I did it.Copy !req
293. If you're innocent,
you have nothing to worry about.Copy !req
294. Fuck you! Know what I think?Copy !req
295. I think you did it.Copy !req
296. Beer and pussy. That's all I need.Copy !req
297. We gotta find ourselves a Smurfette.Copy !req
298. - Smurfette?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
299. Not some tight-assed
Middlesex chick.Copy !req
300. A cute little blonde that'll get
down and dirty with the guys.Copy !req
301. - Like Smurfette does.
- Smurfette doesn't fuck.Copy !req
302. Smurfette fucks the other smurfs.
Why did Papa Smurf make her?Copy !req
303. Because all the other smurfs
were getting too horny.Copy !req
304. Not Vanity.
I heard he was a homosexual.Copy !req
305. OK, she fucks them
while Vanity watches. OK?Copy !req
306. What about Papa Smurf?
He must get in on the action.Copy !req
307. He does. He films the gangbang.Copy !req
308. Later on he beats off to the tape.Copy !req
309. First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create
Smurfette. Gargamel did.Copy !req
310. She was sent in as Gargamel's spy,
to destroy the smurf village.Copy !req
311. But the overwhelming goodness
of smurf life transformed her.Copy !req
312. And as for
the whole gangbang scenario,Copy !req
313. it just couldn't happen.Copy !req
314. Smurfs are asexual.
They don't even have...Copy !req
315. reproductive organs
under those little white pants.Copy !req
316. That's what's so illogical
about being a smurf.Copy !req
317. What's the point of livingCopy !req
318. if you don't have a dick?Copy !req
319. Dammit, Donnie, why you gotta get
so smart on us?Copy !req
320. - Grandma Death.Copy !req
321. Excuse me! Excuse me!Copy !req
322. Stay off the road, Miss Sparrow.
I'll have to call social services.Copy !req
323. I hate that Miss Farmer.
She's such a fucking bitch.Copy !req
324. Yeah.Copy !req
325. - How old is Grandma Death?
- 101.Copy !req
326. She does the same thing every day.Copy !req
327. Just walks back and forth,
back and forth to the mailbox.Copy !req
328. And nothing ever in there.Copy !req
329. Oh, wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
330. She's going back to the box.Copy !req
331. We may still have mail.Copy !req
332. - Mail, mail.
- Here it is.Copy !req
333. This could be it. Oh!Copy !req
334. No dice, Grandma. Sorry.Copy !req
335. Someone ought to write that bitch.Copy !req
336. Authorities
continued their searchCopy !req
337. for a suspect
in the school vandalism.Copy !req
338. The school has asked for donations
to help restore its mascot,Copy !req
339. known only as the Mongrel.Copy !req
340. In cooperation with the county police,Copy !req
341. we have begun investigating
the cause of the floodingCopy !req
342. and our suspects include
several of our own students.Copy !req
343. I want to know why this filth
is being taught to our children.Copy !req
344. Kitty, I would appreciate
if you would wait...Copy !req
345. Dr Cole, not only am I a teacher,Copy !req
346. but I am also a parent
of a Middlesex child.Copy !req
347. I am the only person here who
transcends the parent-teacher bridge.Copy !req
348. Don't worry.Copy !req
349. You got away with it.Copy !req
350. I have in my hand
Graham Greene's The Destructors.Copy !req
351. This short story is part of
my daughter's English assignment.Copy !req
352. In this story, several children
destroy an elderly man's houseCopy !req
353. from inside out.Copy !req
354. How can you do that?Copy !req
355. And how do they do this?Copy !req
356. They flood the house
by breaking through a water main.Copy !req
357. I can do anything I want.Copy !req
358. And so can you.Copy !req
359. We pay good money for this school
It's our children.Copy !req
360. I think this garbage
should be removed.Copy !req
361. Excuse me.Copy !req
362. What's the real issue?
The PTA doesn't ban books.Copy !req
363. The PTA is here to acknowledge
that pornography is being taught.Copy !req
364. - It's meant to be ironic.
- You need to go back to grad school.Copy !req
365. Why did you make me
flood the school?Copy !req
366. They are in great danger.Copy !req
367. Kitty, do you even know
who Graham Greene is?Copy !req
368. I think we have all seen Bonanza.Copy !req
369. Well, uh...
while we are on other topics...Copy !req
370. Where did you come from?Copy !req
371. Do you believe in time travel?Copy !req
372. Who are you talking to?Copy !req
373. I was just taking my pills, Sam.Copy !req
374. [TV] It is time to breathe.Copy !req
375. Thank you, Jim Cunningham.Copy !req
376. Now let us begin
lifeline exercise No.1.Copy !req
377. Please press stop now.Copy !req
378. As you can see, the lifeline is divided
into two polar extremes.Copy !req
379. Fear and love.Copy !req
380. Fear is in
the negative energy spectrumCopy !req
381. and love is in
the positive energy spectrum.Copy !req
382. - Duh!
- Excuse me?Copy !req
383. "Duh" is a product of fear.Copy !req
384. Now, on each card
is a character dilemmaCopy !req
385. which applies to the lifeline.Copy !req
386. Please... Take this.Copy !req
387. Thank you.Copy !req
388. Please read
each character dilemma aloudCopy !req
389. and place an X on the lifeline
in the appropriate place.Copy !req
390. Cherita?Copy !req
391. "Juanita has an important math test
today."Copy !req
392. "She has known about the test for
several weeks but has not studied."Copy !req
393. "In order to keep from failing her test,Copy !req
394. Juanita decides that she will cheat
on the math test."Copy !req
395. Good. Good. Very good.Copy !req
396. Um, Mr Darko.Copy !req
397. "Ling Ling finds a wallet
filled with money."Copy !req
398. "She takes the wallet to the address
inside but keeps the money."Copy !req
399. I'm sorry, Miss Farmer.
I don't get this.Copy !req
400. Place an X in the appropriate place.Copy !req
401. No, I know what to do. I don't get this.Copy !req
402. You can't lump things
into two categories.Copy !req
403. The lifeline is divided that way.Copy !req
404. Life isn't that simple.Copy !req
405. Who cares if Ling Ling returns
the wallet and keeps the money?Copy !req
406. It has nothing to do with fear or love.Copy !req
407. Fear and love
are the deepest human emotions.Copy !req
408. OK. But you're not listening to me.Copy !req
409. Other things need to be
taken into account.Copy !req
410. Like the whole spectrum
of human emotion.Copy !req
411. You can't lump everything into two
categories and deny everything else.Copy !req
412. If you don't complete the assignment,
you'll get a zero for the day.Copy !req
413. Donald.Copy !req
414. Let me preface this by saying
that your Iowa Test scoresCopy !req
415. are... intimidating.Copy !req
416. So... let's go over this again.Copy !req
417. What exactly did you say
to Mrs Farmer?Copy !req
418. I'll tell you what he said.Copy !req
419. He asked me to forcibly insert
the exercise card into my anus.Copy !req
420. These are modern times.
My political attitudes are forthright.Copy !req
421. If there's a vice presidential candidate
worthy of my vote, it's Dan Quayle.Copy !req
422. Nobody cares about responsibility,
morality, family values...Copy !req
423. Kitty...Copy !req
424. Excuse us, please.Copy !req
425. He's suspended from after-school
activities for six months.Copy !req
426. Ever since this jet engine fiasco
I don't know what's gotten into him.Copy !req
427. Rose, our daughters have been on
the dance team together for two yearsCopy !req
428. and I respect you as a woman.Copy !req
429. But after witnessing your son's
behavior, I have doubts about your...Copy !req
430. Our paths through life
must be righteous.Copy !req
431. I urge you to go home
and look in the mirror,Copy !req
432. and pray that your son
doesn't succumb to the path of fear.Copy !req
433. Do you remember
that weird gym teacher Mrs Farmer?Copy !req
434. Yeah.Copy !req
435. My brother told her to shove a book
up her ass today.Copy !req
436. And then my parents just bought him
all this new shit.Copy !req
437. I know. I wish a jet engine
would fall in my room.Copy !req
438. I can show you the way.Copy !req
439. Yeah.Copy !req
440. - Dr Monnitoff?
- Donnie.Copy !req
441. Um, I know this is gonna sound
kinda weird, but uh...Copy !req
442. do you know anything
about time travel?Copy !req
443. Ah! A wormhole
with an Einstein-Rosen bridge,Copy !req
444. which is theoretically a wormhole
in space controlled by man.Copy !req
445. So, according to Hawking,Copy !req
446. a wormhole may be able
to provide a short cutCopy !req
447. for jumping between
two distant regions of space time.Copy !req
448. So to travel back in time,Copy !req
449. you have to have a spaceship
that can travel faster than light.Copy !req
450. - Theoretically.
- And be able to find a wormhole.Copy !req
451. The principles of time travel are there.Copy !req
452. You've got a vessel, a portal.Copy !req
453. The vessel can be anything.
Probably a spacecraft.Copy !req
454. - Like a DeLorean.
- Any metal craft.Copy !req
455. I love that movie, the way they shot it.
It's so futuristic, you know.Copy !req
456. Listen... don't tell anybody
I gave you this.Copy !req
457. The woman who wrote this
used to teach here.Copy !req
458. She was a nun
many years before that.Copy !req
459. Then overnight she became
this entirely different person.Copy !req
460. She up and left the church,
she wrote this book.Copy !req
461. She started teaching science.Copy !req
462. Right here in Middlesex.Copy !req
463. The Philosophy Of Time Travel.Copy !req
464. Roberta Sparrow?Copy !req
465. That's right.Copy !req
466. Come on.Copy !req
467. Roberta Sparrow.Copy !req
468. Roberta Sparrow...Copy !req
469. Grandma Death.Copy !req
470. It's called
The Philosophy Of Time Travel.Copy !req
471. What does philosophy
have to do with time travel?Copy !req
472. - Let me see.
- Guess who wrote it.Copy !req
473. Roberta Sparrow?Copy !req
474. Huh! She wrote a book!Copy !req
475. Grandma Death wrote a book.Copy !req
476. That's a terrible nickname.Copy !req
477. We almost hit her with the car.Copy !req
478. She lives in that piece of crap house
and you know she's loaded.Copy !req
479. - She's...
- You're right.Copy !req
480. She used to be known
for her gem collection.Copy !req
481. Kids... used to go up there
and try to steal stuff from her.Copy !req
482. She became a total recluse.Copy !req
483. I didn't know she was alive
till we damn near knocked her down.Copy !req
484. She was standing
in the road, frozen,Copy !req
485. so I got out of the car and
walked over to see if she was OK.Copy !req
486. She leaned over
and whispered in my ear.Copy !req
487. - What did she say?
- Frank wants me to talk to her.Copy !req
488. He asked me
if I knew about time travel.Copy !req
489. She wrote a book about it,
so it can't be a coincidence.Copy !req
490. What did Roberta Sparrow
say to you?Copy !req
491. She said every creature on earth
dies alone.Copy !req
492. How did that make you feel?Copy !req
493. It reminded me of my dog Callie.Copy !req
494. She died when I was eight.Copy !req
495. She crawled underneath the porch.Copy !req
496. To die?Copy !req
497. To be alone.Copy !req
498. Do you feel alone right now?Copy !req
499. I...Copy !req
500. I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just...Copy !req
501. I've just never seen any proof, so I...Copy !req
502. I just don't debate it any more.Copy !req
503. I could spend my whole life
debating it over and overCopy !req
504. and I still wouldn't have any proof,Copy !req
505. so I just...
I just don't debate it any more.Copy !req
506. It's absurd.Copy !req
507. The search for God is absurd?Copy !req
508. It is if everyone dies alone.Copy !req
509. Does that scare you?Copy !req
510. I don't want to be alone.Copy !req
511. His tapes have made me realizeCopy !req
512. that for the last 39 years I have been
a prisoner of my own fear.Copy !req
513. - Fear?Copy !req
514. Rose, you have got to meet
this Jim Cunningham.Copy !req
515. I can't believe he's single.Copy !req
516. [TV] It has been a disappointing night
for these Super Bowl champions.Copy !req
517. Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines,
water dripping off his glasses.Copy !req
518. He'll be thinking,
"What went wrong tonight?"Copy !req
519. - Here's the kick.Copy !req
520. And it's no good.Copy !req
521. We need a quarterback.
And a miracle.Copy !req
522. We need to go for a safety.Copy !req
523. Mark Rypien
has some big shoes to fill.Copy !req
524. He sure does.Copy !req
525. You guys want anything?Copy !req
526. I'm gonna get a beer.Copy !req
527. Good evening,
ladies and ghouls.Copy !req
528. Join us at the Middlesex pavilion hallCopy !req
529. for the Middlesex Halloween Haunt.Copy !req
530. What if you could go back in timeCopy !req
531. and take all the pain and darkness
and replace it with something better?Copy !req
532. - Images?
- Yeah. Like a Hawaiian sunsetCopy !req
533. or the Grand Canyon. Things
that remind you how beautiful...Copy !req
534. You know, we've been going together
for two weeks.Copy !req
535. Yeah.Copy !req
536. Well, I uh...Copy !req
537. Do you wanna kiss me?Copy !req
538. Uh...Copy !req
539. - I... Sorry...
- Donnie, wait. I just...Copy !req
540. I just want it to be at a time when it...Copy !req
541. - When what?
- When it reminds me of...Copy !req
542. When it reminds you how beautiful
the world can be?Copy !req
543. Yeah.Copy !req
544. And right now there's some fat guy
staring at us.Copy !req
545. Thank you for seeing us
at such late notice.Copy !req
546. We both felt it was time
to come in and discuss...Copy !req
547. What I think is going on
with your son?Copy !req
548. Yes.Copy !req
549. Um... Well, he's uh...Copy !req
550. You know about his past,
and he was suspended from schoolCopy !req
551. for insulting his gym teacher.Copy !req
552. I'm not sure that's a good example.
He had just cause to insult...Copy !req
553. Rose, let me just lay out
what I believe is happening here.Copy !req
554. Donnie's aggressive behavior...Copy !req
555. his increased detachment
from reality...Copy !req
556. seem to stem
from his inability to copeCopy !req
557. with the forces in the world
that he perceives to be threatening.Copy !req
558. Has he ever told you
about his friend Frank?Copy !req
559. Frank?Copy !req
560. The giant bunny rabbit.Copy !req
561. What?Copy !req
562. I don't recall him
ever having mentioned a rabbit.Copy !req
563. Donnie is experiencing what is called
a daylight hallucination.Copy !req
564. This is a common occurrence
among paranoid schizophrenics.Copy !req
565. What can we do?Copy !req
566. I would like to do more hypnotherapy.Copy !req
567. And increase his medication.Copy !req
568. Whatever will help him, really,
because that's why we're here.Copy !req
569. We just would like him
to experience some... relief.Copy !req
570. So if you think that
more medication will do that,Copy !req
571. then I think we should give it a try.Copy !req
572. Donnie Darko.Copy !req
573. I know.Copy !req
574. - Good morning, you Mongrels.
- Good morning.Copy !req
575. Is that all the gusto you can muster?
Good morning!Copy !req
576. Good morning.Copy !req
577. Now, that's a tiny bit better.Copy !req
578. But I can sense some students
who are afraid to say good morning.Copy !req
579. Good morning!Copy !req
580. That's what I like to hear!Copy !req
581. Entirely too many
young men and women todayCopy !req
582. are completely paralyzed
by their fears.Copy !req
583. They surrender their bodies
to the temptation and destructionCopy !req
584. of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex.Copy !req
585. Now, I'm gonna tell you
a little story today.Copy !req
586. It's a heartbreakingly sad storyCopy !req
587. about a young man
whose life was completely destroyedCopy !req
588. by these instruments of fear.Copy !req
589. A young man searching for love
in all the wrong places.Copy !req
590. His name was Frank.Copy !req
591. Um, my stepsister... I sometimes
worry that she eats too much.Copy !req
592. - Shut up, Kim.
- Sweetheart, please.Copy !req
593. - What can I do when I grow up?
- That's a hard one.Copy !req
594. How do I learn how to fight?Copy !req
595. "How do I learn how to fight?"Copy !req
596. Son, violence is a product of fear.Copy !req
597. - Learn to truly love yourself.
- OK.Copy !req
598. - Get up here.
- OK.Copy !req
599. All right.Copy !req
600. - Good morning.
- Good morning.Copy !req
601. Um, how much are they paying you
to be here?Copy !req
602. Excuse me?Copy !req
603. What is your name, son?Copy !req
604. Gerald.Copy !req
605. Gerald, I think you're afraid.Copy !req
606. Are you telling us this so we buy your
book? It's the worst advice I heard.Copy !req
607. You see how sad this is?Copy !req
608. Want your sister to lose weight? Tell
her to get off the couch and exercise.Copy !req
609. No-one knows what to do
when they grow up.Copy !req
610. It takes a while to find that out.
Right, Jim?Copy !req
611. And you.Copy !req
612. Yeah, you.Copy !req
613. You sick of some jerk picking on you?Copy !req
614. Maybe you should lift weights
or do karate.Copy !req
615. Next time he tries,
kick him in the balls.Copy !req
616. Son.Copy !req
617. Do you see this?Copy !req
618. This is an anger prisoner.
A textbook example.Copy !req
619. See the fear, people?Copy !req
620. This boy is scared of the truth.Copy !req
621. Son, it breaks my heart to say this,Copy !req
622. but I believe you are a very troubled
and confused young man.Copy !req
623. You were searching for the answers
in the wrong places.Copy !req
624. You're right, actually. I am pretty
troubled and pretty confused.Copy !req
625. And I'm afraid.
Really afraid. Really afraid.Copy !req
626. But I think you're
the fucking Antichrist.Copy !req
627. Get him out of here!
Who do you think you are?Copy !req
628. It's amazing.Copy !req
629. The man thinks he's telling the truth.
Everything he says is a fucking lie.Copy !req
630. Everything he says.Copy !req
631. Everyone thinks he's so rad.
He's such a chud.Copy !req
632. - Everything...
- Are you OK?Copy !req
633. - Yeah...
- Sit down. Calm down.Copy !req
634. You ever hear of Grandma Death?Copy !req
635. Who?Copy !req
636. The Philosophy Of Time Travel.Copy !req
637. What is this?Copy !req
638. She wrote it.Copy !req
639. I'm...Copy !req
640. I've been seeing stuff.Copy !req
641. Like a lot of really messed-up stuff.Copy !req
642. Chapters in there describe what
I've seen. It can't be a coincidence.Copy !req
643. Each vessel travels
along a vector through space time,Copy !req
644. along its center of gravity.Copy !req
645. Like a spear?Copy !req
646. - Pardon?
- A spear coming out of your chest.Copy !req
647. Um... sure, yeah.Copy !req
648. For the vessel to travel through time,Copy !req
649. it's got to find a portal,
in this case a wormhole...Copy !req
650. Could these portals just appear
anywhere, any time?Copy !req
651. I think that's highly unlikely.Copy !req
652. What you're talking about
is an act of God.Copy !req
653. If God controls time,
time's pre-decided.Copy !req
654. - I don't follow.
- Every living thing has a set path.Copy !req
655. And if you could see
your path or channel,Copy !req
656. you could see into the future.
Like... a form of time travel.Copy !req
657. You're contradicting yourself, Donnie.Copy !req
658. If we were able to see our destinies
manifest themselves visually,Copy !req
659. then we would be given a choice
to betray our chosen destinies.Copy !req
660. The fact that this choice existsCopy !req
661. would make all pre-formed destiny
come to an end.Copy !req
662. Not if you travel in God's channel.Copy !req
663. Um... I'm not going to be able
to continue this conversation.Copy !req
664. - Why?
- I could lose my job.Copy !req
665. OK.Copy !req
666. Now you know where he lives.Copy !req
667. And they grow out of our chest...Copy !req
668. solar plexus?Copy !req
669. Like she described in the book.
The way they moved and smelled...Copy !req
670. Like they're workers.Copy !req
671. Assigned to each one of us.Copy !req
672. They just... They're like liquid.Copy !req
673. I followed it...
into my parents' bedroom.Copy !req
674. What did you find?Copy !req
675. Nothing.Copy !req
676. So we call them IMGs.Copy !req
677. Infant Memory Generators.Copy !req
678. So you buy the glasses for an infant
and they wear them when they sleep.Copy !req
679. But inside the glasses
are these slide photographs,Copy !req
680. and each one is of something
peaceful or beautiful,Copy !req
681. whatever the parents want
to put inside.Copy !req
682. What effect would this have
on an infant?Copy !req
683. Well, nobody remembers
their infancy.Copy !req
684. Anyone who says they do is lying.Copy !req
685. We think this'll develop memory
earlier in life.Copy !req
686. Yeah.Copy !req
687. Did you consider that darkness is part
of infants' natural development?Copy !req
688. No.Copy !req
689. Yeah.Copy !req
690. What if the parents
put in pictures of Satan?Copy !req
691. Dead people, crap like that.Copy !req
692. Is that what you'd show your kids?Copy !req
693. Uh, well, I mean... didn't your dad
stab your mom?Copy !req
694. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
695. Get out.Copy !req
696. Gretchen!Copy !req
697. Gretchen. Gretchen.Copy !req
698. I'm sorry about those guys.Copy !req
699. - Two for Evil Dead, please.
- Two dollars.Copy !req
700. Why do you wear
that stupid bunny suit?Copy !req
701. Why are you wearing
that stupid man's suit?Copy !req
702. Take it off.Copy !req
703. What happened to your eye?Copy !req
704. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
705. Why do they call you Frank?Copy !req
706. It's the name of my father...Copy !req
707. and his father before me.Copy !req
708. Frank?Copy !req
709. When's this gonna stop?Copy !req
710. You should already know that.Copy !req
711. Watch the movie screen.Copy !req
712. There's something
I want to show you.Copy !req
713. Have you ever seen a portal?Copy !req
714. Burn it to the ground.Copy !req
715. OK. Now, girls,
I want you to concentrate.Copy !req
716. Failure is not an option.Copy !req
717. Bethany, if you feel the need
to vomit up there,Copy !req
718. - just swallow it.
- OK.Copy !req
719. Hey, you guys. Be lucky out there.Copy !req
720. Get off the stage, Cherita!Copy !req
721. You suck!Copy !req
722. Hold on.Copy !req
723. That was really something.Copy !req
724. Thank you, Cherita Chen,
with Autumn Angel.Copy !req
725. Now the moment
we've all been waiting for.Copy !req
726. It is my distinct pleasure
to introduce to youCopy !req
727. Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey,Copy !req
728. Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer
and Joanie James.Copy !req
729. They are... Sparkle Motion.Copy !req
730. All right! Sparkle Motion!Copy !req
731. How long was I asleep for?Copy !req
732. Whole movie.Copy !req
733. Captain, looks like we got
another room back here.Copy !req
734. The blaze was
extinguished sometime after 8pm.Copy !req
735. Firefighters discovered what has
been called a "kiddie porn dungeon."Copy !req
736. Cunningham, who has become
a celebrity for his books and tapes,Copy !req
737. was arrested this morning...Copy !req
738. Oh, my God!Copy !req
739. Arson has not been ruled out
as the cause of the fire.Copy !req
740. A group of
Cunning Vision employees...Copy !req
741. Dad played golf with that guy.Copy !req
742. denied alleged links to a child
pornography publishing circuit.Copy !req
743. In a vicious statement, Cunningham
attacked fire department officials,Copy !req
744. claiming a vast conspiracy.Copy !req
745. Karen, we don't think the
methods you've used are appropriate.Copy !req
746. What exactly about my methods
do you find inappropriate?Copy !req
747. I don't have time for a debate.Copy !req
748. I believe I've made myself clear.Copy !req
749. You call this clarity?Copy !req
750. You don't have a clue what it's like
to communicate with kids.Copy !req
751. And we are losing them to apathy.Copy !req
752. To this prescribed nonsense.Copy !req
753. They're slipping away.Copy !req
754. I am sorry that you have failed.Copy !req
755. If you'll excuse me,
I have another appointment.Copy !req
756. You can finish out the week.Copy !req
757. Good afternoon.Copy !req
758. It gives me great pleasure to
announce that the school dance teamCopy !req
759. has been invited to perform
on Ed McMahon's Star Search '88Copy !req
760. in Los Angeles, California.Copy !req
761. No, it was ridiculous...Copy !req
762. I'll call you back.Copy !req
763. - Rose.
- Kitty.Copy !req
764. I'm sure you're aware of the horrible
allegations against Jim Cunningham.Copy !req
765. I saw it on TV.
Something about a kiddie porn...Copy !req
766. Oh, please! Don't use those words!Copy !req
767. It's obviously a conspiracy
to destroy an innocent man.Copy !req
768. I am going to spearhead the
Jim Cunningham defense campaign.Copy !req
769. Rose, I have to appear
at his arraignment tomorrow morning.Copy !req
770. The girls are scheduled to leave
for Los Angeles in the morning.Copy !req
771. As their coach, I was the
obvious choice to chaperone them...Copy !req
772. But now you can't go.Copy !req
773. - Yes.
- Hm.Copy !req
774. Now, believe me,
of all the other mothers,Copy !req
775. I wouldn't dream of asking you.Copy !req
776. But none of the other mothers
are available to go.Copy !req
777. I don't know, Kitty.Copy !req
778. It's a bad weekend.
Eddie's in New York.Copy !req
779. Rose, I don't know if you realizeCopy !req
780. what an opportunity this is
for our daughters.Copy !req
781. This has been a dream of Samantha's
and all of ours for a long time.Copy !req
782. I made her lead dancer.Copy !req
783. Sometimes I doubt your commitment
to Sparkle Motion.Copy !req
784. Elizabeth will be in charge.Copy !req
785. She'll drive you to therapy.Copy !req
786. And if you need anything, promise me
you will call Dr Thurman.Copy !req
787. OK.Copy !req
788. How does it feel
to have a wacko for a son?Copy !req
789. It feels wonderful.Copy !req
790. What do I tell the others
when they ask about you?Copy !req
791. Tell them everything
is gonna be just fine.Copy !req
792. What's "cellar door"?Copy !req
793. This famous linguist once saidCopy !req
794. that of all the phrases
in the English language,Copy !req
795. of all the endless combinations
of words in all of history,Copy !req
796. that "cellar door" is the most beautiful.Copy !req
797. "Cellar door"?Copy !req
798. I promise that one day
everything's gonna be better for you.Copy !req
799. Shut up!Copy !req
800. - I want to talk about your past today.
- No.Copy !req
801. I want to talk
about you and your parents.Copy !req
802. They didn't buy me
what I wanted for Christmas.Copy !req
803. What did you want for Christmas
that year?Copy !req
804. Hungry Hungry Hippos.Copy !req
805. How did you feel, being denied
these Hungry Hungry Hippos?Copy !req
806. Regret.Copy !req
807. What else makes you feel regret?Copy !req
808. That I did it again.Copy !req
809. You did it again?Copy !req
810. I flooded my school and I
burned down that pervert's house.Copy !req
811. I only have a few days
before they catch me.Copy !req
812. Did Frank tell you to do these things?Copy !req
813. I have to obey him. He saved my life.Copy !req
814. I have to obey him
or I'll be left all alone,Copy !req
815. and then...Copy !req
816. and then I won't be able to figure out
what this is all about.Copy !req
817. I won't be able
to know his master plan.Copy !req
818. Do you mean God's master plan?Copy !req
819. Do you now believe in God?Copy !req
820. I have the power
to build a time machine.Copy !req
821. How is that possible?Copy !req
822. How is time travel possible, Donnie?Copy !req
823. Time's up, Frank said.Copy !req
824. When is this going to happen?Copy !req
825. Soon.Copy !req
826. Soon.Copy !req
827. What is going to happen?Copy !req
828. Frank is gonna kill.Copy !req
829. Who is he going to kill?Copy !req
830. - Who is he going to kill?
- I can see him!Copy !req
831. The sky is going to open up.Copy !req
832. If the sky were to suddenly open up,
there would be no law.Copy !req
833. There would be no rule.Copy !req
834. There would only be you
and your memories.Copy !req
835. The choices you've made
and the people you've touched.Copy !req
836. If this world were to end,Copy !req
837. there would only be you and him.Copy !req
838. And no-one else.Copy !req
839. Hey.Copy !req
840. I got in.Copy !req
841. I am going to Harvard.Copy !req
842. We should throw a party.Copy !req
843. Mom and Dad are gone. It's
Halloween. We could get away with it.Copy !req
844. OK, but it has to be small, all right?Copy !req
845. Happy Halloween!Copy !req
846. Beelzebub!Copy !req
847. We got eggs, water, balloons
and 12 rolls of toilet paper.Copy !req
848. I stole four beers from my dad.Copy !req
849. - We got a keg.
- Keg beer is for pussies.Copy !req
850. Rose, this is Lilian Thurman.Copy !req
851. It is extremely important that you
call me as soon as you hear this.Copy !req
852. Thank you.Copy !req
853. - Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
854. Are you OK?Copy !req
855. Yeah. My mom's gone.Copy !req
856. You wanna come in?Copy !req
857. Yeah.Copy !req
858. I don't know. She...
She didn't leave a note and...Copy !req
859. the house was all messed up.Copy !req
860. But you're OK?Copy !req
861. Did you call the cops?Copy !req
862. Yeah. They said I should leave
the house and go to a safe place.Copy !req
863. I'm just so scared. I keep thinking
something awful is happening and...Copy !req
864. It's my fucking stepdad. I know it.Copy !req
865. I guess some people are just
born with tragedy in their blood.Copy !req
866. - Have you guys seen Frank?
- No, I think they went on a beer run.Copy !req
867. If you're there, pick up.Copy !req
868. Hello. Good news.
The girls got three and a half starsCopy !req
869. and get to come back
for the quarterfinals.Copy !req
870. Samantha was amazing. Anyway...Copy !req
871. We'll take the red-eye back tonight,
and we...Copy !req
872. Mom, the plane's about to leave.Copy !req
873. We'll take the red-eye
and should arrive around 8.30.Copy !req
874. Um... I hope everything's all right.Copy !req
875. I love you. Bye.Copy !req
876. Cellar door.Copy !req
877. - Come with me.
- Where are we going?Copy !req
878. - Just tell me.
- Look, we gotta go.Copy !req
879. - You ever see Grandma Death?
- Is this about the book?Copy !req
880. No, it's Frank. Time is running out.
We gotta go.Copy !req
881. Roberta Sparrow.Copy !req
882. Grandma Death.Copy !req
883. Donnie, nobody's here.
Let's forget about it.Copy !req
884. Cellar door.Copy !req
885. What?Copy !req
886. Donnie!Copy !req
887. Why the fuck are you here?Copy !req
888. Oh, my God.Copy !req
889. - You're dead!
- What do we do with him?Copy !req
890. Leave him alone!Copy !req
891. Don't fucking move.Copy !req
892. Oh, fuck! Aargh!Copy !req
893. - There's a car!Copy !req
894. Get the hell out of here! Now!Copy !req
895. Seth, there's a car coming! Let's go!Copy !req
896. - I have a bigger knife now.
- God!Copy !req
897. Let's go! Here come the cops!Copy !req
898. Did you call the fucking cops?Copy !req
899. - Deus ex machina.
- What did you say?Copy !req
900. - What the fuck did you say?
- Our savior.Copy !req
901. Donnie!Copy !req
902. Gretchen?Copy !req
903. Gretchen.Copy !req
904. Wake up, Gretchen.Copy !req
905. Frank.Copy !req
906. - Wake up.
- What did you do?Copy !req
907. Gretchen, wake up. Wake up.Copy !req
908. Wake up.Copy !req
909. Gretchen?Copy !req
910. Gretchen.Copy !req
911. What the fuck did you do, man?Copy !req
912. You killed her, Frank!Copy !req
913. Is she dead?Copy !req
914. What were you guys doing
in the road?Copy !req
915. What were you thinking?Copy !req
916. Go home!Copy !req
917. Go home and tell your parents
everything'll be OK.Copy !req
918. Go!Copy !req
919. 28 days,Copy !req
920. six hours...Copy !req
921. 42 minutes,Copy !req
922. 12 seconds.Copy !req
923. I'm going home.Copy !req
924. To travel back in time,Copy !req
925. you have to have a spaceship
that can travel faster than light.Copy !req
926. - Theoretically.
- And be able to find a wormhole.Copy !req
927. The principles of time travel are
there. You've got a vessel, a portal.Copy !req
928. The vessel can be anything.
Probably a spacecraft.Copy !req
929. A metal craft of any kind.Copy !req
930. What if you could go back in timeCopy !req
931. and take all those hours
of pain and darknessCopy !req
932. and replace them
with something better?Copy !req
933. Dear Roberta Sparrow,Copy !req
934. I've reached you in your bookCopy !req
935. and there's so many things
I need to ask you.Copy !req
936. Sometimes I'm afraid
of what you might tell me.Copy !req
937. Sometimes I'm afraid you'll tell me
this is not a work of fiction.Copy !req
938. I can only hope the answers
will come to me in my sleep.Copy !req
939. I hope that when the world
comes to an end,Copy !req
940. I can breathe a sigh of reliefCopy !req
941. because there will be so much
to look forward to.Copy !req
942. Hey.Copy !req
943. What's going on?Copy !req
944. Horrible accident.
My neighbor... got killed.Copy !req
945. What happened?Copy !req
946. Got smooshed by a jet engine.Copy !req
947. What was his name?Copy !req
948. Donnie. Donnie Darko.Copy !req
949. Hmm.Copy !req
950. I feel bad for his family.Copy !req
951. Yeah.Copy !req
952. Did you know him?Copy !req
953. No.Copy !req