1. I'm voting for Dukakis.
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who need braces
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That's a great place to raise children.
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- I think a year of partying's enough.
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- I haven't gotten in yet.
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- Eighth grade.
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- Did you just call me a fuck-ass?
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- Go suck a fuck!
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- Shall I tell you?
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- Not at the dinner table.
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- How did you know?
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- It is a big deal.
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- No.
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- Where's my son? I don't recognise you.
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to the presidency and to the White House.'
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- Tell him, George.
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about their money laundering.
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but there was no evidence.
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49. 'When the evidence was there, we indicted him.'
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What the heck's going on here?
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63. - Who is it?
- It's Eddie Darko's kid.
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It... It won't happen again.
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- This is my house.
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- This is my house!
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- It fell in your room.
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- I'm with the FAA. May we speak privately?
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- Please.
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- OK.
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- Thank you.
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- He's still at work.
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what happened to the plane?
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Can't we sue the airline?
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He stinks.
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90. - I'm gonna fart in your face.
- I'm telling Mum!
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101. Our Donnie.
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102. - But he dodged it.
- Hm...
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after practice. Bye, honey.
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- I'm not allowed to talk about it.
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110. - Oh, my God!
- Hi, Cherita.
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111. - Shut up!
- Darko cheats death! Huh?
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112. You're a celebrity! I called you
a jillion times. Where you been?
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- Dad saw you at the golf course.
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- I don't want to talk about it.
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117. - You'll put Ariel in the garbage disposal.
- Goddamn right, I will.
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118. - So grody.
- Hey, Cherita, you want a cigarette?
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119. - Shut up!
- "Shut up!"
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- It's a fucking cigarette.
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at the wrestling and the barrow-boys
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Old Misery's house had been destroyed.
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126. "It was as though this plan had been with him
all his life, pondered through the seasons,
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127. "now, in his 15th year,
crystallised with the pain of puberty."
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trying to communicate with this passage?
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- They wanted to rob him.
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of money in the mattress, but burn it.
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when they tear it to shreds,
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so burning the money is ironic.
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137. They just want to see what happens
when they tear the world apart.
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139. - May we help you?
- Yeah, I just registered.
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140. - They put me in the wrong class.
- You look like you belong here.
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146. 'What people don't understand is that Dukakis
does not have the financial infrastructure...'
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it will take about a week to fix the roof.
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148. Airline better not fuck us
on the shingle match.
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- Know what?
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- Oh, no. They can't tell us.
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that got burned.
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saying I wouldn't talk to anyone about it.
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What's your doctor's name?
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- Yes. Tell Dr Thurman whatever you want.
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156. - Dad.
- What?
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157. - Dad!
- Oh...!
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in the middle of the damn road?
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159. No mail today. Maybe tomorrow.
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- Real or imaginary?
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162. - Imaginary.
- Would you like to talk about this friend?
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- Frank.
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- He said to follow him.
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- Into the future.
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173. 'I was feeding fear with food.'
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174. 'Fear.'
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175. 'Finally, I looked in the mirror.
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178. 'For two years, I thought it was normal
for a 10-year-old to wet the bed...'
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180. 'But the solution was there all the time.'
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181. 'I'm not afraid any more!'
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182. 'All over America,
people have come together to join hands.
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You could miss something.'
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And welcome to "Controlling Fear".
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187. "... and the prince was led into a world
of strange and beautiful magic."
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190. - Give it back!
- "There was once a unicorn named Ariel..."
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191. - You wrinkled it.
- It's not wrinkled, Sam.
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197. Yeah, if you're here
when the bus comes, we'll get in trouble.
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198. - Shut up!
- "Shut up!"
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- Yeah.
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I got 12 classrooms full of water.
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207. - What else?
- What else?
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That's solid bronze, isn't it?
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210. - Yep.
- How did this happen?
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and the Mongrel got his head cut off.
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- True!
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and they found faeces everywhere.
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214. - What are faeces?
- Baby mice.
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221. Sure.
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- I'm not.
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- My parents got a divorce.
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I thought Gretchen Ross was pretty cool.
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I burned down this house.
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Maybe a painter. Maybe both...
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I don't know, change things.
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is that? It's like a superhero or something.
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Montinoff is having me write this essay -
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ever to benefit mankind.
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But that's easy. Antiseptics.
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Joseph Lister, 1895.
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- No, I mean, like, "go" with me.
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- Sure.
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"Where are you going?"
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- I think about girls a lot.
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- "Married With Children".
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- I just turn down the volume
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- Yeah, well, they think I did it.
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- Smurfette?
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Not some tight-ass Middlesex chick.
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Why do you think Papa Smurf made her?
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298. - Not Vanity. I heard he was a homosexual.
- Then she fucks them while Vanity watches.
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He must get some action?
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Later on, he beats off to the tape.
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of the Smurfs transformed her.
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304. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario,
it just couldn't happen!
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reproductive organs under those little pants.
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- 101.
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We may still have mail.
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- Here it is.
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- Someone ought to write that bitch.
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There's a good turnout tonight.
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The PTA doesn't ban books.
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- Excuse me. Go back to grad school.
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363. I'll deliver them back to their doorsteps,
send the monsters back to the underground.
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369. 'In these modern times, our attitude
and beliefs are so delicate, so fragile.'
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370. 'I have had a Cunning Vision.
This vision has released me.'
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371. 'It's important that our lifeline be
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- No, duh.
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398. Who cares if Ling Ling keeps the money?
It has nothing to do with fear or love.
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399. - They are the deepest human emotions.
- OK. But you're not listening to me.
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400. There are other things to take into account,
the whole spectrum of human emotion.
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401. You can't just lump everything
into two categories and deny everything else!
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402. If you don't complete the assignment,
you'll get a zero.
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404. that your Iowa Test scores are... intimidating.
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405. So...
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406. Let's go over this again.
What exactly did you say to Miss Farmer?
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407. I'll tell you. He asked me to forcibly insert
the lifeline exercise card into my anus!
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408. Nobody cares about responsibility,
morality, family values...
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410. They've suspended him
from after-school activities for six months.
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411. Since this jet engine fiasco,
I don't know what's gotten into...
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412. I'll say this because our daughters are
on the dance team together and I respect you,
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413. but after witnessing your son's behaviour,
I have significant doubts about your...
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414. Our paths through life must be righteous.
Go home and look in the mirror
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415. and pray that your son doesn't succumb
to the path of fear.
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that weird gym teacher, Mrs Farmer?
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417. Yeah. OK, well, my brother told her
to shove a book up her ass today.
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418. And then my parents
just bought him all this new shit.
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419. Yeah, I know.
I wish a jet engine would fall on my room.
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- Donnie.
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sound kind of weird, but, uh,
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time travel?
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with an Einstein-Rosen bridge,
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425. which is theoretically
a wormhole in space controlled by man.
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426. So, according to Hawking,
a wormhole may be able to provide a short cut
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427. for jumping
between two distant regions of space-time.
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428. So to travel back in time, you have to have
a spaceship faster than the speed of light.
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429. - Theoretically.
- And be able to find a wormhole.
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430. The basic principles of time travel are there.
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431. Your vessel and portal.
Your vessel can be anything.
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432. - Like a DeLorean?
- Metal craft of any kind.
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433. You know, I love that movie.
It's so... like, futuristic, you know?
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434. Listen, um...
don't tell anybody that I gave you this.
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435. Woman who wrote this used to teach here.
She was a nun long before that.
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436. Then overnight
she became this entirely different person.
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437. She up and left the church,
wrote this book...
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438. She started teaching science,
right here at Middlesex.
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441. That's right.
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442. Roberta Sparrow?
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443. Roberta Sparrow.
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445. It's called "The Philosophy Of Time Travel".
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446. - What does philosophy have to do with it?
- Guess who wrote it.
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447. Who?
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448. Roberta Sparrow. Huh! She wrote a book.
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449. - Grandma Death wrote a book.
- That's a terrible nickname.
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450. We almost ran her down the other day.
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451. She lives in that piece of crap house,
and you know she's loaded.
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452. - You're right.
- She was known for her gem collection.
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453. Kids used to go up there all the time
and try to steal stuff from her.
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454. She became a total recluse.
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455. Huh! I didn't know she was alive
till we damn near knocked her down.
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456. 'She was just standing in the road, frozen.
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457. 'I walked over to see if she was OK.'
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458. And she whispered in my ear.
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459. - What did she say?
- I think Frank wants me to talk to her.
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460. He asked if I knew about time travel.
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461. She wrote a book about it,
so that can't be a coincidence, right?
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463. She said that every living creature
on earth dies alone.
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465. It reminded me of my dog Callie.
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466. She died when I was eight
and she crawled underneath the... the porch.
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467. To die.
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468. To be alone.
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469. Do you feel alone right now?
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471. I'd like to believe I'm not, but I just...
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472. I've just never seen any proof,
so I just don't debate it any more.
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473. I could spend my whole life debating it
over and over and still wouldn't have proof,
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474. so I just don't debate it any more.
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476. The search for God is absurd?
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479. I don't want to be alone.
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480. And his tapes have made me realise
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481. that for the last 39 years,
I have been a prisoner of my own fear.
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482. Fear.
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483. You have got to meet this Jim Cunningham.
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484. I can't believe he's single.
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485. 'It has been a disappointing
night for these Super Bowl champions.'
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486. 'You're right, Dan.
Coach Joe Gibbs is on the sidelines.
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487. 'He's gotta be thinking, "What happened?
What went wrong tonight?"'
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488. - 'And here's the kick.'
- Oh!
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489. 'It's no good...'
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490. - Shit, we need a quarterback.
- We need a miracle.
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491. - We need to go for a safety.
- 'What the future holds for this MVP,
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492. 'we'll have to wait and see.'
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494. 'This week on "Who's The Boss?"
Samantha borrows Tony's van
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495. 'and gets caught without a licence.'
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496. 'Better make sure
we don't miss that one.'
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497. 'Here we are again. Fourth down now...'
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498. Tomorrow, we meet our partners
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500. What if you could go back in time
and take those hours of pain
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501. and replace them with something better?
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502. - Like images?
- Yeah, a Hawaiian sunset
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503. or the Grand Canyon.
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504. - Things that remind you how beautiful...
- We've been going together for two weeks.
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505. Yeah?
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506. Well, I er... I...
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507. You want to kiss me?
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508. - I'm sorry, I...
- Look, Donnie, wait. I just...
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509. - Well, I like you a lot.
- I just want it to be at a time when... it...
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510. - When what?
- When it reminds me just...
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511. When it reminds you
how beautiful the world can be?
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512. Yeah.
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513. And there's some fat guy staring at us.
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to forcibly insert an object up her anus
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515. is something
that should go without consequence.
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516. I think we should buy him a moped.
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517. I think we should get a divorce.
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518. - You won't tell Mum, will you?
- Why would I?
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519. - You tell Mum everything.
- No, I don't.
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520. - Let me see it.
- No, it's not finished. It's...
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522. That's scary.
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523. You think?
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524. Thank you for seeing us at such late notice.
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525. - We both felt we should come and discuss...
- What I think is going on with your son.
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526. Yes.
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527. Um... Well, he's er...
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528. You know about his past,
and he was suspended from school
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529. for insulting his gym teacher.
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530. I'm not sure that's a good example.
I think he had just cause.
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531. Rose, let me lay out
what I believe is happening here.
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532. Donnie's aggressive behaviour...
his increased detachment from reality,
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533. seem to stem from his inability
to cope with the forces in the world
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534. that he perceives to be threatening.
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537. Yes, the giant bunny rabbit.
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539. I don't recall
him ever having mentioned a rabbit.
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540. Donnie is experiencing what is
commonly called a daylight hallucination.
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541. This is a common occurrence
among paranoid schizophrenics.
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542. - What can we do?
- I would like to do more hypnotherapy...
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543. and increase his medication.
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544. Whatever will help him, really, is...
That's why we're here.
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545. We just would like him
to experience some relief.
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546. So if you think
that more medication will do that,
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547. then I think we should give it a try.
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548. It's complicated.
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549. Yeah?
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550. There's like a force in your brain
that just sends you someplace.
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551. Do you go someplace familiar?
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552. No, but each time I keep waking up
farther from my house.
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553. Scary.
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554. Donnie Darko.
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555. I know.
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556. - Good morning, you mongrels!
- Good morning.
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557. Is that all you can muster? Good morning!
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558. - Good morning!
- Now, that's a tiny, tiny bit better.
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559. But I still sense some students
who are actually afraid to say "good morning".
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560. Good morning!
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561. Yeah, that's what I like to hear!
Too many young men and women today
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562. are completely paralysed by their fears.
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563. They surrender their bodies
to the temptation and destruction
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564. of drugs, alcohol and premarital sex.
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565. Now, I'm going to tell you a little story today.
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566. It's a heartbreakingly sad story
about a young man
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567. whose life was completely destroyed
by these instruments of fear,
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568. a young man searching for love
in all the wrong places.
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569. His name was Frank.
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570. - We're moving through time.
- What?
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571. Hi. My stepsister, like,
I sometimes worry that she eats too much.
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572. - Shut up, Kim!
- I'm just trying to help.
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573. Oh, sweetheart, please!
There's no reason to be embarrassed here.
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574. Many times we eat because
we are afraid to face our ego reflection.
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575. We find ourselves looking at the mirror,
rather than into and through the mirror.
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576. When we do that,
we can finally see how beautiful we are.
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577. - Thanks!
- Sure. Come up here. Don't be afraid.
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578. Er, how can I find out
what I wanna be when I grow up?
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579. Oh! That's a hard one. Well, look deep
inside of yourself, deep within your heart,
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580. and find what makes you feel love -
pure, unconditional love - and go to that.
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581. In your studies, in your athletics,
in your relationships, go towards love.
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582. - Thank you.
- Come on up.
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583. Next.
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584. - How do I learn how to fight?
- "How do I learn how to fight?"
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585. Son, violence is a product of fear.
Learn to truly love yourself -
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586. TRULY love yourself -
and the world will be yours.
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587. - OK.
- Get yourself up here!
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588. All right!
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589. - Good morning.
- Good morning!
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to be here?
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591. Er... Excuse me?
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592. - What's your name, son?
- Gerald.
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593. Well, Gerald, I think you're afraid.
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594. Do you want us to buy your book?
Because that was the worst advice ever.
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595. See how sad this is?
Want your sister to lose weight?
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596. Tell her to stop eating Twinkies
and play field hockey.
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597. No one knows what they want to be.
It takes time to find that out. Right, Jim?
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598. And you...
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599. Yeah, you.
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600. Sick of some jerk shoving your head
down the toilet? Well, lift some weights
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601. or take a karate lesson,
and next time kick him in the balls.
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602. Son... See this? This is an anger prisoner,
a textbook example.
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603. - Prisoner.
- Do you see the fear, people?
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604. This boy is scared to death.
Son, it breaks my heart to say this,
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605. but I believe you're a very troubled
and confused young man.
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606. - You are searching in all the wrong places.
- You're right, actually.
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607. I am pretty troubled and pretty confused.
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608. And I'm afraid, really, really afraid.
Really afraid, but I... I...
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609. I think you're the fucking Antichrist.
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610. It's amazing. He thinks he's telling the truth.
Everything he says is a fucking lie.
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611. Everything he says!
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612. Everyone thinks he's so rad.
He's such a fucking chud...
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616. Who?
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What is this?
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618. She wrote it.
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619. I'm... I'm seeing stuff...
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621. That book describes stuff I've been seeing,
and it can't just be a coincidence.
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622. She must be in. She never leaves this house.
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624. Donnie, look.
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625. 'Send her a letter.'
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626. 'Each vessel travels
along a vector through space-time,
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627. 'along its centre of gravity.'
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629. - Pardon?
- Like a spear coming out of your chest.
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630. Um... Sure. Yeah.
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631. In order for the vessel to travel through time,
it's got to find a portal, a wormhole or...
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632. Could these portals...? Could these portals
just appear anywhere, any time?
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633. I think that's highly unlikely.
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634. - No, you're talking about an act of God.
- If God controls time, time is pre-decided.
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635. - I'm not following you.
- Every living thing follows a set path.
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636. And if you could see your path,
then you could see the future?
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637. - That's a form of time travel.
- Well, you're contradicting yourself.
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638. If we were able to see our destinies
manifest themselves visually,
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639. then we would be given a choice
to betray our destinies.
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640. The mere fact that this choice exists would
make all preformed destiny come to an end.
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641. Not if you travel within God's channel.
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642. I'm not going to be able
to continue this conversation.
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643. - Why?
- I could lose my job.
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644. OK.
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645. It gives me no pleasure to deny you
one of the great writers of the 20th century.
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646. Alas, I have not yet been elected queen
of the universe, so I must obey the rules.
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647. So, anyone seen in this school
reading this book will be suspended.
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648. Not to worry. Someone pre-ordered
a dozen copies at the Sarasota Mall bookstore.
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649. In Mr Greene's absence, we will now be
reading another classic - "Watership Down".
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650. Here, Donnie.
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651. Pass these back.
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652. Maybe you and Frank
can read this one together.
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653. 'Now you know where he lives.'
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654. And they grow
out of our... chest, solar plexus?
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655. Just like she described,
the way they moved and they smelled.
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656. It's like they're workers.
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657. Assigned to each one of us.
They just... They're like liquid.
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658. I followed it into my parents' bedroom.
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660. Nothing.
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662. - Infant Memory Generators.
- You buy these glasses for your infant,
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663. and they wear them at night when they sleep.
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664. But inside the glasses
are these slide photographs.
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665. Each photograph is of something peaceful
or beautiful, whatever the parents want.
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666. What effect would it have on an infant?
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667. Well, nobody remembers their infancy.
Anybody who says they do is lying.
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668. So, this will help develop memory
earlier in life.
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669. Yeah.
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670. Did you consider that infants need darkness
as part of their natural development?
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671. No.
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672. Yeah.
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673. What if the parents put in pictures
of Satan or dead people?
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674. Is that what you'd show your kids?
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675. Er, well, I mean,
didn't your dad, like, stab your mum?
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676. Get out.
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677. Gretchen!
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678. Gretchen! Gretchen.
I'm sorry about those guys.
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679. - Two for "Evil Dead", please.
- That'll be $2.
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680. Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
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681. Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
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682. Take it off.
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683. What happened to your eye?
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685. It is the name of my father.
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686. And his father before me.
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687. Frank...
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689. You should already know that.
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690. Watch the movie screen.
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691. There's something I want to show you.
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692. Have you ever seen a portal?
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693. Burn it to the ground.
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694. OK. Now, girls, I want you to concentrate.
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695. Failure is not an option.
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696. And, Bethany, if you feel the need
to vomit up there, just swallow it.
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697. - OK, Mum.
- Hey, you guys, good luck out there.
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699. Thank you, Cherita Chen, with "Autumn Angel".
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700. Now the moment we've all been waiting for.
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701. It is my pleasure to introduce to you
Emily Bates, Suzy Bailey,
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702. Samantha Darko, Beth Farmer
and Joanie James.
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703. They are Sparkle Motion.
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704. How long was I asleep for?
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705. Whole movie.
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706. Well, look what the cat dragged in!
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708. Your little sister was broken-hearted
that you missed her big show last night.
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709. - Dad?
- Hm?
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710. I'm crazy.
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711. You're not crazy.
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712. I used to be crazy.
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713. But you're not crazy.
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714. - Look, you're my only son...
- I know...
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715. No, hold it. I know
I'm not the best communicator, but...
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716. whatever happens to you,
be honest, tell the truth,
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717. even if they do look at you funny - they will.
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718. But what you gotta understand, son,
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719. is that almost all of those people
are full of shit.
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720. They're all part
of this great big conspiracy of bullshit.
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721. And they're scared of people like you.
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722. Because those bullshitters know
that you're smarter than all of them.
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723. You know what you say
to people like that? Hm?
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724. "Fuck you."
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725. 'The blaze was extinguished
sometime after 8.00 last night.
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726. 'Firefighters discovered what has been
referred to as a kiddie porn dungeon.
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727. 'Cunningham, who has become a recent
celebrity for his books, was arrested...'
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728. - Oh, my God!
- '... while at Sarasota Heights Country Club.
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729. 'Arson has not been ruled out
as the cause of the fire.
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730. - 'Now a group of Cunning Vision employees...'
- Dad played golf with that guy.
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731. '... vehemently denied the alleged link
to a child pornography publishing circuit.
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732. 'In a vicious statement,
Connie attacked fire department officials,
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733. 'claiming a mass conspiracy.'
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This is a progressive school,
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735. but we don't feel
your methods are appropriate.
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736. What exactly about my methods
are inappropriate?
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737. I am sorry that you have failed.
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738. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have another appointment.
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739. You can finish out the week.
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740. Fuck!
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741. Good afternoon.
It's a great pleasure to announce
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742. that the Middlesex Ridge School dance team
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743. has been invited to perform
on "Star Search '88" in Los Angeles.
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744. - 'I know now a terrible thing is coming.'
- 'What do you mean?'
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745. 'The field, the field.
It's covered with blood.'
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746. 'Blood? Don't be silly.'
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747. 'All right. It's getting dark.
We should get back to the burrow.'
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748. 'Back to the burrow?
It'll come there. It's all around us!'
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749. - 'Stop it, Fiver.'
- 'We've got to leave here.'
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do they believe him?
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751. Why should we care?
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752. Because the rabbits are us, Donnie.
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754. Is the death of one species
less tragic than another?
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755. Of course. A rabbit's not like us.
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756. It has no history books, no photographs,
no knowledge of sorrow or regret.
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757. I'm sorry. Don't get me wrong,
I like rabbits. They're cute and horny.
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758. If you're cute and horny, you're happy.
You don't know why you're alive.
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759. You just want to have sex
as many times as possible before you die.
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760. I just don't see the point
in crying over a dead rabbit...
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762. You're wrong. These rabbits
are the product of the author's imagination.
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763. He cares for them, so we care for them,
otherwise we've just missed the point.
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764. Aren't we forgetting
about the miracle of storytelling?
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767. No, it was ridiculous. I'll call you back.
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- Kitty.
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against Jim Cunningham.
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770. I know.
Something about a kiddie porn dungeon...
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771. Oh, please, please! Don't use those words!
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to destroy an innocent man.
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774. Rose, I have to appear
at his arraignment tomorrow morning.
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776. As their coach,
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777. - But now you can't go.
- Yes.
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778. Now, believe me, of all the other mothers,
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779. But none of the others are available.
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780. I don't know, Kitty.
It's a bad weekend. Eddie's in New York.
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781. Rose, I don't know if you realise
what an opportunity this is for our daughters!
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782. This has been a dream of Samantha's
and all of ours for a long time.
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783. I made her lead dancer!
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784. Sometimes I doubt your commitment
to Sparkle Motion!
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785. Elizabeth will be in charge.
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786. She'll drive you to therapy.
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787. And if you need anything,
you promise me that you will call Dr Thurman?
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788. How does it feel to have a wacko for a son?
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789. It feels wonderful.
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790. Here... Sorry! Here you are!
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791. - You guys are gonna win. I know it.
- So do I.
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792. Here's the keys.
There's food in the fridge and do not...
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793. Mum, go. You're gonna miss your plane.
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794. Mum, I need...
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795. There's nothing broken in my brain.
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796. - I know.
- Bye, Donnie.
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797. OK, go. Go!
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798. Hello, Donnie.
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799. It's Friday. Shouldn't you be off
with your friends, scaring old people?
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800. - What's going on?
- I don't know. That's a good question.
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801. I'm no longer your English teacher.
They fired me.
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802. That's bullshit!
You're the only good teacher here.
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803. Thank you.
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804. What's "cellar door"?
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805. This famous linguist once said that
of all the phrases in the English language,
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806. of all the endless combinations of words
in all of history,
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807. "cellar door" is the most beautiful.
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808. "Cellar door."
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809. I promise that one day
everything's gonna be better for you.
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810. Shut up!
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811. - 'I want to talk about your past.'
- 'No.'
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812. 'I want to talk about you and your parents.'
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813. They didn't buy me
what I wanted for Christmas.
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814. What did you want for Christmas that year?
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815. Hungry Hungry Hippos.
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816. How did you feel,
being denied these Hungry Hungry Hippos?
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817. - Regret.
- What else makes you feel regret?
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818. - That I did it again.
- You did it again?
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819. I flooded my school
and I burned down that pervert's house.
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820. I only have a few days left
before they catch me.
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821. - Did Frank tell you to do these things?
- I have to obey him. He saved my life.
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822. I have to obey him or I'll be left all alone.
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823. And then... And then I won't be able
to figure out what this is all about.
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824. I won't know his master plan.
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825. Do you mean God's master plan?
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826. Do you now believe in God?
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827. I have the power to build a time machine.
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828. How is that possible?
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829. How is time travel possible, Donnie?
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830. Time's up, Frank said.
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831. - When is this going to happen?
- Soon.
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832. What is going to happen?
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833. - Frank is gonna kill.
- Who is he going to kill?
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834. - Who is he going to kill?
- I can see him!
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835. The sky's gonna open up.
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836. If the sky suddenly opened up,
there would be no law, no rule.
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837. There would only be you and your memories,
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838. the choices you've made
and the people you've touched.
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839. If this world were to end,
there would only be you and him...
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840. and no one else.
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841. You can stop taking your medication.
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842. They're placebos.
Just pills made out of water.
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843. Thank you.
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844. Donnie...
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845. An atheist is someone who denies altogether
the existence of God.
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846. You're an agnostic.
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847. An agnostic is someone...
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848. who believes that there is
no proof of the existence of God,
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849. but does not deny a possibility
that God exists.
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850. Goodbye, Dr Thurman.
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851. Hey.
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852. I got in.
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853. I'm going to Harvard.
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854. Hey, we should totally throw a party.
Mum and Dad are gone.
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855. - It's Halloween. We could get away with it.
- OK. But it has to be small.
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856. We got eggs, water balloons
and a dozen rolls of toilet paper.
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857. I stole four beers from my dad.
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858. - We got a keg.
- Keg beer is for pussies.
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859. 'Rose, this is Lilian Thurman.'
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860. It is important that you call me
as soon as you get this message. Thank you.
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861. You OK?
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862. Yeah. My mum's gone.
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863. You want to come in?
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864. I don't know. She didn't leave a note
and the house was all messed up.
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865. But you're OK.
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866. Did you call the cops?
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867. Yeah, they said I should leave the house
and that I should go to a safe place.
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868. I'm just so scared. I keep thinking
something awful is happening and...
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869. It's my fucking stepdad, I know it.
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870. I guess some people are just born
with tragedy in their blood.
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871. - Hey, have you seen Frank?
- No, they went on a beer run.
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872. 'If you're there, please pick up.
Oh, well. Good news.
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873. 'The girls got three and a half stars
and are in the quarter-finals.
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874. 'Samantha was amazing. Anyway...'
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875. We're taking the red-eye back tonight and...
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876. - Mum, we've got to leave.
- Yeah. OK.
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877. We should arrive 8:30 in the morning.
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878. Um... I hope everything's...
I hope everything's all right.
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879. I love you. Bye.
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880. - Come with me.
- Where are we going?
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881. - Donnie?
- Look, we gotta go.
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882. - We've got to see Grandma Death.
- Why? About the book?
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883. - No, it's Frank.
- Donnie...
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884. Time is running out! We gotta go.
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885. Donnie, nobody's here.
Let's just forget about it.
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886. "Cellar door."
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887. What?
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888. Donnie! Donnie!
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889. Donnie!
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890. - Why the fuck are you here?
- Oh, my God!
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891. - You're dead!
- What do we do?
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892. - Shit!
- Leave them alone!
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893. Don't fucking move! Don't fucking move!
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894. There's a car!
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895. - Get the hell out of here!
- Come on!
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896. Seth, a car's coming. Let's go!
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897. I have a bigger knife now.
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898. Fuck!
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899. Did you call the fucking cops?
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900. - Deus ex machina.
- What did you just say?
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901. - What the fuck did you say?
- Our saviour.
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902. Donnie!
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903. Frank...
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904. Is she dead?
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905. What were you guys doing
in the middle of the road?
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906. Go home!
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907. Go and tell your parents
everything will be OK.
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908. Go!
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909. The storm is coming. You must hurry.
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910. I'm going home.
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911. 'Dear Roberta Sparrow,
I've reached the end of your book
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912. 'and there's so many things I need to ask you.
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913. 'Sometimes I'm afraid
of what you might tell me.
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914. 'Sometimes I'm afraid that you'll tell me
this is not a work of fiction.
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915. 'I can only hope that the answers
will come to me in my sleep.
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916. 'I hope that when the world ends,
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917. 'I can breathe a sigh of relief because
there will be so much to look forward to.'
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918. Hey. What's going on?
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919. Horrible accident.
My neighbour... got killed.
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920. - What happened?
- Got smushed by a jet engine.
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921. What was his name?
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922. Donnie. Donnie Darko.
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923. I feel bad for his family.
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924. Yeah.
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925. Did you know him?
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926. No.
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