1. Yo, not gonna lie.
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3. gets me hard as a fucking rock.
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4. But I don't like to go too fast
right off the bat.
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5. I'd rather work my way into it,
nice and easy.
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9. I never actually touch my cock
till I find the right clip.
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11. goodbye.
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12. For the next few minutes,
all the bullshit fades away,
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13. and the only thing in the world
is those tits...
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14. that ass...
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15. the blowjob, the cowboy,
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16. the doggy, the moneyshot, and that's it.
I don't gotta say anything,
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17. I don't gotta do anything.
I just fucking lose myself.
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18. There's only a few things
I really care about in life.
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20. my pad...
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22. my family...
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23. Amen.
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24. my church...
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25. my boys...
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26. my girls...
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27. and my porn.
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28. I know that last one sounds weird,
but I'm just being honest.
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29. Nothing else does it for me the same way.
Not even real pussy.
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30. And, yo, I get plenty of that.
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31. Why you think my boys call me The Don?
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32. - Jonny-Boy!
- Don Jon, what's good, baby?
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33. - What up?
- You good?
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34. - I'm all right.
- Jonny, look at me.
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35. - Everything good with you?
- What's the matter with this guy?
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36. - Come here, you animal!
- Get the fuck off of me!
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37. Real talk, real talk. Purple.
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38. - That's not bad.
- It's better than "not bad."
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39. - You ain't see her turn around.
- You calling her a seven?
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40. - An eight. At least an eight.
- That is not an eight.
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41. She's cute in the face, you can maybe
call the face an eight, tits are a four.
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42. Yeah, but the butt, man, it's exceptional.
I'm telling you. It changes everything.
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43. - Shit!
- What?
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44. - Sequins. Don't look. Don't look.
- What? Who is that?
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45. - You don't remember her?
- She's coming over here.
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46. 'Cause you're staring right at her.
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47. - Look who the fuck it is.
- How you doing?
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48. - Why didn't you call me back?
- Come on. You're a grown woman.
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49. Did you think I was gonna call you back?
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50. You're pathetic, you know that?
Every week you got a new bitch.
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51. Then why'd you come home with me?
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52. Fuck you!
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53. - Eight.
- No, that might be a nine.
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54. - You shitting me? That's a seven.
- You're out of your fucking mind!
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55. I gave you the eight,
your record's intact. Chill out.
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56. You heard what she said?
Everyone knows about the streak.
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57. - You're sick. You know that?
- I don't know what's wrong with me.
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58. - Oh, my... damn!
- What? What? Where?
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59. - Red.
- Holy shit! That's a dime.
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60. - That is a dime.
- Nah, she's hot, but it's not a dime.
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61. I don't even mess with blondes like that,
but that there is a dime!
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62. - Fuck yeah.
- I don't know, there might be
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63. - some lasagna up in there.
- I don't think so.
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64. Definitely not.
She keep her shit tight, you can tell.
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65. - No. I don't know.
- See, he likes that skinny shit.
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66. He likes that skinny, high-fashion,
looks-like-a-boy shit.
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67. - Fuck you!
- Admit it!
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68. - He's kind of right, man, you do. - I
don't like more than a handful of titty.
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69. No, no, no, no, no. No. A nice handful, I
love it, but more than that, it's like no!
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70. Shit starts to remind me
of my mom or something.
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71. - Jesus Christ.
- Your mom do got some big-ass titties.
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72. - Don't talk about my mother.
- You brought up your mother.
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73. If you don't like that,
there's something wrong with you.
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74. I didn't say I didn't like it.
I said it's not a dime.
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75. - That's incorrect.
- She's taller than you anyway.
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76. - Fuck you, Jonny.
- I'm playing, come on.
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77. You gonna get that?
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78. Let me get a vodka-cranberry.
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79. - Jonny!
- Sammy-boy, how you doing?
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80. - You good?
- Let me get a Grey Goose and soda.
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81. - What makes you think you could do that?
- Do what?
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82. - Get the fuck out of here.
- You wanna go somewhere?
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83. - Fuck you.
- You wanna fuck me?
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84. - Is that why you kissed me?
- I didn't kiss you.
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85. Yeah, you did.
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86. Stop it, I mean it. Stop it.
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87. Come on. Let me buy you a drink.
It's early.
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88. - Where you going?
- I told you where I was going.
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89. Come on! Wait a minute!
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90. Shit!
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92. Nah, I don't know.
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93. See? This is what I'm saying.
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94. Real pussy's all good. But I'm sorry.
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95. It's not as good as porn.
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96. Tits?
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98. Ass?
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99. Great.
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100. Blowjob?
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101. Sure, it's fucking fantastic
in person... if she'll do it.
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102. But in real life, if you wanna get head,
you gotta give head.
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103. Lower. Not that low!
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104. I know, some guys love
eating pussy,
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105. but the thing about those guys is,
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106. they're fucking crazy.
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107. Don't get me wrong,
I like a good pussy-eating clip.
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108. But, from down here,
there's nothing good about this.
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109. And if she does finally decide
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110. she's in a fucking hurry.
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111. Now, when it comes to the
actual fucking...
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112. First of all, condoms are terrible.
They just are.
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113. But you gotta wear one, 'cause,
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114. unlike porn, real pussy can kill you.
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115. Second of all, missionary is the
worst position in all of fucking.
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116. The tits lie flat,
you can't see her ass,
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117. you can't touch her ass,
'cause she's lying on her back.
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118. They won't let you do it from behind,
'cause they wanna look at you.
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119. And basically it's on
me to do all the work.
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120. Moneyshot? No.
There is no real-life moneyshot.
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121. Real girls won't do that shit. You
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122. So, you tell me, which looks better?
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124. Or this?
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125. Jesus! What are you fucking retarded?
You're fucking retarded!
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126. You're a retarded person
and you're driving a fucking car!
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127. In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
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128. - Amen. Bless you, my son.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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129. It has been one week
since my last confession.
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130. - Tell me your sins.
- Since last Sunday, I had sexual relations
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131. out of wedlock two times. I also watched
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132. pornographic videos and
masturbated 17 times.
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133. For these and all the sins of my life,
I am sorry.
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134. - Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys.
- Thank you, Father.
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135. Through the ministry of
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137. and I absolve you from your sins in the
name of the Father,
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138. the Son and the Holy Spirit.
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139. Amen.
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140. Bullshit! Bullshit! Did you see that?
That was fucking bullshit. Bad call.
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141. - Jesus fucking Christ!
- Jon!
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142. - Fucking bullshit. Did you see that?
- Nah, I didn't see it. What happened?
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143. They'll do a replay.
They better do a fucking replay.
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144. Unless they just don't want us
to see how bad that fucking call was.
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145. Why don't you get the thing
where you can pause...
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146. - Assholes, where's the replay?
- Dad, there's a thing you can pause
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147. - and rewind.
- What are you talking about?
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148. It's digital.
You just rewind and watch it.
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149. - I'm not taping this.
- No, I know you're not taping it.
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150. Are you people serious, no fucking
replay?
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151. I'm not talking about a VCR.
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152. How do I know what the fuck
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153. I don't know, I guess 'cause most
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154. Most people that pay attention
to the world around them!
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155. Here it is.
Shut up already, finally. Shit!
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156. - You seriously never heard of that?
- Yes! I've heard of it, Jesus fucking...
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157. There! Look, his foot's on the line!
Look at that bullshit!
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158. - Jon! All right already!
- So if you've heard of it,
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159. - what is it?
- Did you see that?
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160. - I'm asking you a question.
- It's a fucking thing...
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161. Wait a minute. Did you see that?
I'm asking you.
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162. - Did you?
- Nah, I didn't see it.
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163. Why not? What the fuck's
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164. I said look at this play,
I said it right to you!
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165. I ask you to do the easiest fucking thing,
and you can't do it!
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166. - At least I know what a fucking TiVo is.
- I know what a fucking TiVo is!
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167. You want a TiVo?
Is that what you're saying?
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168. - I would love a fucking TiVo.
- Who do you love?
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169. He loves TiVo. He sure as shit
don't love football. We know that.
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170. One of these days, I'm gonna sit down here
and start eating, and you're gonna say,
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171. - "Mom, I found her."
- Ma!
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172. One of these days.
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of God...
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177. Hail Mary... full of grace...
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180. Like there's the times you
find a great clip, with a hot chick.
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181. And right when you're starting to cum,
it shows the guy.
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183. It's no one's fault, really,
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187. Yeah, I got shit to do. So...
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189. you find a clip that's so good,
it's fucking depressing.
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190. And you're thinking to yourself,
why can't real pussy be like this?
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191. You know, I smash new girls
all the fucking time,
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192. always an eight or better, and it's still
never this good. What am I doing wrong?
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193. Maybe it's time to try
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194. Yo, you remember that dime from last
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195. Oh, shit.
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196. The blonde in the dress?
She was insane, bro. You hit that?
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197. No, I didn't, you fucking alcoholic,
I saw you after she left.
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198. - Fuck you, Jonny!
- I thought you made that happen.
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199. - I threw it to this other random.
- Typical.
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200. - Probably an eight or nine.
- Six or seven.
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201. Shut the fuck up!
Who'd you take home, huh?
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203. twos and threes are some
open-minded ladies.
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204. - I wanna find that girl.
- You get her name?
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- First and last name.
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207. Shit, I don't know. You know who would?
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208. - Barbara Sugarman.
- Sugarman?
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210. - OK, what was it again?
- Barbara Sugarman.
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211. - You see her anywhere?
- No.
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212. - Oh, shit!
- That's her?
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213. - That's definitely her.
- Oh! Got you, bitch!
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You gotta say something.
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215. - Really?
- A girl that bad gets mad friend requests.
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216. - Fuck!
- I think it's dinner. Maybe even lunch.
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217. Might have to take this girl
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218. - Christ!
- Yeah, this is the long game.
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219. You're not getting that butt from Barbara
Sugarman anytime in the immediate future.
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220. If you had it like that,
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221. You're right. You're totally right. Shit!
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222. I know, I was about to say, the
mighty Don bringing out the long game?
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223. - She's a dime, but...
- This girl's more than a dime.
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225. that's the point,
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226. - I'm saying, this girl...
- Oh, my God!
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227. - You in love with this girl already?
- Go fuck yourself.
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228. - Hi.
- Can I help you?
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229. - Yeah, two for lunch.
- Sure. Right this way.
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230. Hey.
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231. - How are you?
- Good. Good. How you been?
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232. - How did you get my Facebook?
- Oh. Getting right to it.
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233. - Yeah.
- I just looked up your name.
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234. - I didn't tell you my name.
- Obviously you did, 'cause I looked it up.
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235. - No, I definitely did not tell
you my name. - Yeah, you did.
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236. - I think I would remember.
- No offense, but you were pretty wasted
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237. - the other night. So was I.
- Can I get you some drinks?
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238. - Diet Coke, please.
- A Coke.
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239. Coke and a Diet Coke.
I'll be right back to take your order.
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240. I had a few drinks the other night,
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241. so I may not have remembered
telling you my first name,
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242. but I definitely did not
tell you my last name.
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243. - I'm telling you... Hey!
- Don't lie to me.
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244. Look, you don't know me, so I'm gonna
let you off the hook this time.
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245. But trust me, in the future you'll be much
happier if you always tell me the truth.
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246. Wait, wait, wait, I'll be happier?
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247. You don't think I could make you happy
if I wanted to?
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248. So how did you find out my name?
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249. - I asked around.
- You asked around about me?
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250. - Yeah.
- That's interesting.
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251. - Why?
- Why? What do you mean why?
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252. - Why did you ask around about me?
- 'Cause I wanted to.
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253. - You wanted to take me to lunch?
- Yeah.
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254. - Don't lie.
- OK, I asked around about you
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255. 'cause I wanna fuck your brains out.
Is that what you want me to say?
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256. - Well, at least you're being honest now.
- Let me ask you a question.
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257. Why did you come here, huh?
Why did you say yes to me?
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258. - That's a very good question.
- Yeah, so?
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259. You're gonna have
to wait to find out.
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260. - All right. I got time.
- Really? You got time?
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261. It seemed like you were
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262. I can be that way when I'm shit-faced.
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263. You're cute, I like you.
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264. - Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
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266. This is the truth.
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267. You're the most beautiful thing
I've ever seen in my life.
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268. You like movies?
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269. I don't watch too many movies.
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270. I used to watch 'em a lot when I was a
little kid,
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could get my hands on any porn.
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272. Back then, if I wanted to see a really hot
girl, my best bet was to watch a movie.
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273. - That's the one you like?
- Oh, it's so great.
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274. - I love these two. And you?
- Yeah. They're great.
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276. I don't know, I guess I'm
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277. Because most people eat that shit up.
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278. The pretty woman.
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280. Love at first sight.
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281. The first kiss.
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282. - The breakup.
- I felt that!
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283. - The makeup.
- I'm scared.
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284. The expensive wedding,
and they drive off into the sunset.
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285. Everyone knows it's fake, but they
watch it like it's real fucking life.
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286. She was the most important thing to him.
He gave up everything for her.
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288. - I love movies like that.
- Yeah, it was great.
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And she's so beautiful too, always.
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290. - Her? No, she's too skinny.
- Yeah.
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291. - What?
- You wanna know who's beautiful?
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292. - What makes you think you could do that?
- Do what?
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293. In the name of the Father, the Son
and the Holy Spirit, Amen.
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294. - Amen. Bless you, my son.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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295. It has been one week
since my last confession.
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296. - Tell me your sins.
- Since last Sunday I did not have
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298. I did kiss a girl, this one girl,
out of wedlock, several times,
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299. but it's just kissing. I don't know,
I forget if that counts, so...
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300. Also, I watched pornographic videos
and masturbated 22 times.
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301. For these and all the sins of my life,
I am sorry.
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302. - Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys.
- Thank you, Father.
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303. Through the ministry of
the Church,
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and peace,
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305. and I absolve you from your sins
in the name of the Father, of the Son
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306. - and the Holy Spirit.
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310. More than just a piece of meat.
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311. Oh, go! Jesus.
It's a yellow light! Fuck you!
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312. Our Father...
Who art in heaven...
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Thy Kingdom come...
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317. - No.
- No... What?
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318. - Not out here.
- So let's go inside.
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319. Mm-mm.
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320. - Why not?
- It's not time for that yet.
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321. - You sure?
- Yeah. We barely know each other.
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322. Yeah, we do, pretty much.
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323. - I don't know your friends.
- My friends?
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324. Mmm...
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325. - I wanna meet your friends.
- Those guys are assholes.
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326. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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327. And you don't know my friends.
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328. - Or our families.
- Wait, our families?
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329. Yeah. I wanna meet your parents
and your sister.
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330. Oh, Jesus!
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my brothers
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- Uh...
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333. - 'Cause I know they wanna meet you.
- Yeah... I bet they do.
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334. Mmm...
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- Yeah?
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337. - I can't let you come inside just yet.
- No?
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338. No, 'cause I don't know what that would
mean. You know?
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unless it means something.
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341. Mm... Don't you think it's always better
when it means something?
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342. - Yeah.
- Mm...
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344. What?
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345. - Yeah, come on. Just a night class.
- Oh, my God!
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346. - Just get your degree.
- Oh!
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347. - You would be so sexy with a real job.
- Mm!
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and our friends, we go out sometime?
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350. - Oh, yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah? And our families meet, huh?
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351. - Oh!
- Yeah?
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352. - Yeah.
- Mm...
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353. And you take one night class for me,
baby? One little class?
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354. - Oh! Oh!
- Huh? Yeah? Yeah?
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355. - Yeah! Oh!
- Come on, baby, cum... cum...
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356. Mm-hm! Uh-huh.
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357. - Nice.
- Oh, Jesus...
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358. Yeah.
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360. Call me.
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361. - Baby!
- Baby, what?
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362. - Baby.
- Baby...
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363. - You guys having a good time?
- You bitch, I don't wanna hear it.
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364. - Jesus Christ.
- A toast. Let's make a toast.
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365. Everyone listen up. You get up too.
This is for you. Come on. Get up.
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366. - Oh, God.
- All right.
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367. You guys know tonight is me and this
girl's one-month anniversary.
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368. I'm counting that from the first time
I ever saw her, 'cause ever since then,
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369. I've felt the same way. She's the most
beautiful thing I've ever seen in my life.
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370. - To you, baby.
- No, to us.
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371. To us.
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372. - Mwah. Cheers.
- Cheers!
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373. God bless.
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374. - So, what's he do?
- He's in school.
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375. - Oh, the family's got money?
- No, he's got a job.
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376. - Retail?
- No.
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377. - Service?
- Yeah.
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378. He's definitely been
spending time at the gym.
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379. - Right? I know. He is so disciplined.
- You guys work out together?
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380. - Mm-mm. No.
- Does he do that muscle guy thing
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381. where he's, like, looking at himself
while you're doing it?
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382. - Oh. We haven't done it yet.
- Shit, really?
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383. - Oh, my God. That's so amazing!
- All right. I like him.
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384. Goddamn! White shorts.
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385. - Nah.
- What? Come on, that's a dime!
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386. - That's not a dime.
- I'm sorry, but I'd rather do that
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387. - than do yours.
- You faggot motherfucker!
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388. - I can like any girl I wanna like.
- But she's not hotter than my girl.
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389. - To you, maybe not, but to me...
- Look at that. Sorry, buddy.
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390. - Fuck you, Jonny!
- That's the way...
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391. Hi.
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392. Shit!
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393. So, uh...
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394. I'm sort of seeing this girl.
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395. - What did you say?
- What do you mean, what did I say?
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396. - Did you say...?
- She asked you what you said.
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397. What's the matter with that?
I couldn't understand you, either.
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399. - Shush.
- What's your problem?
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400. - Jon. Did you say you found her?
- What?
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401. - Well, I said I'm sort of...
- Oh, my God! What's her name?
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402. - Barbara.
- Barbara! Barbara what?
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403. - Here we go...
- Shh! Barbara what?
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404. - Barbara Sugarman.
- Sugarman?
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405. - She a Jew?
- I don't think so.
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406. - You don't know?
- We haven't really talked...
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407. She's not Italian, we know that.
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408. - Sugarman. She black?
- No.
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409. What does she look like?
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410. She's the most beautiful thing
I've seen in my life.
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411. - Oh, boy.
- Baby! Oh!
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412. That's the sweetest thing
I ever heard anybody say.
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413. - And does she love you?
- Wait a minute. Love him? You kidding?
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414. - Jon, shush!
- They're kids, for Christ's sake!
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415. - So what?
- You know what? Don't call me a kid.
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416. We talked about this,
I don't appreciate it.
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417. - Excuse me.
- Dad, I'm asking you nicely.
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418. To not call you a kid?
You're a fucking kid.
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419. - Jon!
- Fuck you!
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420. Fuck me? Did you just say fuck me to
me?
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421. Jon!
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422. He said they're in love, they're in love.
It doesn't matter how old they are.
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423. He's older than you were when we
got married.
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424. You know that? For God's sake, he's
your son!
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425. You love this girl?
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427. Then when do we get to meet her?
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428. Oh!
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429. All right, Mom, OK.
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430. Oh!
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431. Bella? Sweetheart, come
over here.
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432. Come on, let me fix your lipstick.
Here we go.
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433. - You look so beautiful.
- Thank you.
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434. - Can I get you a refill, Mrs. Sugarman?
- You don't have to do that.
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435. - No, it's my pleasure.
- Jon.
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436. - Thank you.
- Jon, you meet Daryl?
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437. - Oh, wow.
- You wanna hold him?
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438. - I don't know...
- Come here.
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439. Here you go, babe.
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440. - All right. Is that good? Is that right?
- Yeah.
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441. You look so cute, the two of you.
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442. Barbara!
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443. - How long have we been up here for?
- Not long.
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444. Well, I gotta go, we gotta go.
Come on, let's go. Come on. Come on.
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445. Close the door.
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446. OK. Let's take a break and when we
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447. we'll go over the
course syllabus.
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448. - Hey.
- Baby! How is it?
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449. - It's great.
- Yeah? You're on break?
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450. - Yeah. How did you know?
- Your schedule's online.
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451. - Baby, I'm just so proud of you.
- Thanks.
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452. - Baby?
- Yeah?
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453. Can I come over when you're done?
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454. - You wanna come to my place?
- Mm-hm.
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455. - What, tonight?
- Yeah.
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456. OK, great.
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457. - You get back to class, sexy man.
- All right.
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458. - Bye, baby.
- OK, bye.
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459. Jesus fucking Christ!
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460. - Excuse me. Sorry.
- Oh, fuck, I'm sorry.
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461. It's fine. It's fine.
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462. - Hi, baby.
- Hey.
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463. - It's OK. I'll be right back.
- Baby...
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464. I'm in love with Barbara. I am.
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465. And tonight, I finally got to fuck her.
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466. But I'm sorry to say,
it's still not as good as porn.
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467. Tits?
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468. Best ever.
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469. Ass?
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470. Best ever.
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471. Blowjob?
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472. Shit. Good luck. A girl that hot?
She doesn't have to give head.
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473. For her, she just wants to go from
kissing, to naked kissing, to fucking.
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474. Or, you know, making love.
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475. And when I say "making love, " I mean...
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476. missionary fucking.
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477. No doggie. No cowboy.
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478. - What the fuck are you doing?
- Baby!
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479. - What the fuck are you doing?
- I was reading e-mails.
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480. - You weren't. You were watching porno!
- That's not what that was.
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481. - I saw you!
- But, baby...
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482. Don't call me that. Oh, my God!
That's the most disgusting thing
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483. - I've ever seen in my life!
- Wait, don't go right now, please!
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484. I don't even know what that is.
That's sick...
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485. - But, baby, I'm telling you...
- Don't call me that!
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486. But I'm telling you, that thing
I was watching was just a joke!
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487. Some dumb-ass buddy of mine sent it
to me as a joke. Come on!
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488. You think I'm the kind of guy
that watches porn?
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489. No, you didn't seem like that type.
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490. Right. 'Cause fucking losers watch porn,
guys that can't get laid.
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491. Well, no. My friends' boyfriends are
watching porno on the Internet all the time,
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492. - it's fucking disgusting.
- It's stupid is what that is.
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493. Why would they watch porn
when they can get with a real girl?
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494. - So you don't do that normally?
- No.
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495. When was the last time you did that
before this?
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496. I don't even know.
When I was a kid or something.
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497. You're never gonna do it again?
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498. No. Why would I?
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499. - Promise?
- I promise.
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500. Baby...
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501. I love you.
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502. Come here.
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503. It's not that I can't stop.
I just figure, why should I?
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504. I mean, my girlfriend doesn't like it.
So she doesn't have to know about it.
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505. It's not like I'm cheating on her.
I don't do it when she's around.
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506. And everything's fine.
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507. She has been spending a lot of time
at my place, though. So I looked into it.
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508. And it's pretty amazing how easy it is
to get porn on-the-go these days.
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509. So...
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phone?
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511. No.
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512. - I'm Esther.
- Good to meet you.
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513. - What's your name?
- Jon.
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514. - I hope I'm not bothering you.
- No, it's fine.
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515. I just wanted to apologize.
I don't know if you remember,
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516. you caught me in a kind
of an inopportune moment last week.
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517. - When I was sobbing by the door?
- Oh! Yeah, sorry, I'm sorry about that.
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518. Please, don't. Please, don't you apologize.
You didn't do anything wrong.
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519. - I felt like I should say something.
- OK. Well...
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520. Because I've been thinking about it,
a lot actually, and I realized that,
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521. you know, nobody's seen me
like that in, like, six months,
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522. - and it's not like it's a rare...
- Good evening, everyone.
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523. a rare occurrence,
I mean, I do that all the time,
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524. I'm crying all the time. It's just
something that I do in private now.
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525. On the one hand,
you go there when you go there.
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526. On the other hand, it's really fucked up
to keep it hidden, right?
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527. That's what became clear to me
when you startled me.
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528. You didn't, you didn't mean
to startle me, you walked by,
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529. but I just...
so I wanted to say thank you.
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530. Were you... I'm sorry, this might be rude,
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531. but were you watching
people fucking on your phone?
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532. - What? No!
- It's OK if you were. I'm not judging you.
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533. - Lady, I'm just here to take this class.
- Did you just call me "lady"?
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534. So you take care.
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535. Oh, yeah. Sorry. Say no more.
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536. - I'm sorry.
- No, it's fine.
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537. What, are you fucking kidding me?
You're fucking kidding me, right?
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538. - Baby!
- What?
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539. I feel like I should leave my jacket
in the car. Maybe not. Should I bring it?
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540. - Yeah, whatever you want.
- Oh...
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541. - I'm nervous. That's all.
- Why you nervous?
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542. - I don't know...
- You got nothing to be nervous about.
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543. You look beautiful.
God, you look beautiful.
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544. Oh.
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545. - Are you ready? Go ahead.
- Yeah. All right.
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546. - Hi, Mom.
- Hi.
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547. Oh, hello, hello! You must be Barbara.
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548. - Hi, Mrs. Martello. Here, for you.
- Thank you, and please call me Angie.
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549. Come in, come in. Jon! Jonny's here!
Come say hello to your son!
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550. - Please.
- Let me get by you there, babe.
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551. Dad? I would like you to meet Barbara.
Baby, this is my dad.
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552. - Hi, Mr. Martello.
- Hey, good to meet you.
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553. - Jesus Christ!
- Jon!
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554. Oh, I... I wasn't expecting such
a lovely lady, that's all.
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555. Thank you. It's so nice
to finally meet you both.
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556. My pleasure, my pleasure.
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557. Well, please sit down
and I will be right back.
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558. - Can I help you with anything at all?
- Oh! I love her already.
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559. - Yes, please, sweetie, come on.
- You want me to take that, babe?
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560. - Hey, hey, Jonny-boy!
- She's cute, right?
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561. Are you fucking kidding me?
You didn't tell me you were bringing home
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562. - a piece of ass like that! - I told
you she was the most beautiful thing
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563. - I've ever seen in my life.
- Yeah, you told me, but I mean,
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564. Jesus Christ, those tits! They're real?
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565. - Yeah, they're real.
- Oh! Fuck me!
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566. - Did you clear the table?
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here, honey.
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567. Let me move this here,
so you can put that right there.
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568. - Right here?
- Right there. That's perfect.
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569. So tell me. Tell me, how did
it go?
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570. I was out with some girlfriends.
We went to see some band.
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571. Back then you used to see bands
when you went out.
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572. - Honey, what band was it?
- You think I remember?
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573. It was 28 years ago,
and I didn't even give a shit then.
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574. Anyway, I saw him early in the night,
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575. I don't know if he saw me till later,
but I saw him.
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576. And I saw her, you couldn't miss her.
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577. - She was like you.
- Thank you.
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578. - You know what I said?
- Listen to this.
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579. I said right then,
right when I saw her, I said...
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580. "That's mine."
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581. - Oh, God.
- Yup. And he was right.
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582. Can you... Well, that's beautiful.
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583. - Oh! Big play! Look at that!
- OK, Jon.
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584. - All right, Dad.
- All right, yeah.
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585. - Good job, big guy.
- Sweetie, so nice to meet you.
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586. - Bye, Mr. Martello.
- Please call me Jon.
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587. OK, Mom.
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588. - All right, babe?
- Oh! Bye.
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589. - Bye-bye.
- Bye.
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590. - Bye-bye.
- Drive safe.
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591. - I love her! I love her!
- Pretty good, huh? Not bad at all.
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592. In the name of the Father, the Son
and the Holy Spirit, Amen.
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593. - Amen. Bless you, my son.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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594. It has been one week
since my last confession.
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595. Tell me your sins.
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596. Since last Sunday, I had sexual
intercourse out of wedlock seven times.
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597. But... I stopped watching porn.
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598. Yeah, no more of that,
just the intercourse now.
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599. So...
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600. For these and all the sins of my life,
I am sorry.
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601. - Five Lord's Prayers and five Hail Marys.
- Thank you, Father.
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602. Through the ministry of
the Church,
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603. may God give you pardon and peace,
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604. and I absolve you from your sins
in the name of the Father, of the Son
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605. - and the Holy Spirit.
- Amen.
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608. Go ahead, take a break.
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609. - Hi. Mind if I sit down?
- You know, actually, I...
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610. - I brought you something.
- You what?
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611. - What's that?
- Open it.
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612. - I don't want to take that from you.
- No, no, open it.
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613. It's something silly.
It's a little thing. Go ahead.
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614. All right. I'll open it.
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615. - What the fuck is this?
- It's actually pretty good.
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616. - What is the matter with you?
- Have you seen it?
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617. - Are you crazy?
- It was made by this Danish woman
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618. in the '70s. It's probably not what you're
used to looking at, but it's pretty hot.
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619. OK. Look, I have a girlfriend, all right?
So...
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620. I'm sorry, did you think I was
hitting on you? Because I'm not.
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621. Will you just take this?
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622. I didn't mean for it to be a big thing.
I thought you could use something better
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623. than that shit you're
watching on your phone.
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624. Am I right?
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625. If you have a girlfriend,
why are you watching dirty movies?
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626. - What?
- I'm just asking.
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627. - You're fucking weird, you know that?
- I don't entirely disagree,
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628. but you're the one who's gonna
pretend you're texting
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629. while you watch people pretend
they're fucking on your phone!
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630. The shit I watch on here,
they're not pretending.
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631. Of course they are.
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632. Forgive us our trespasses...
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633. as we forgive those...
who trespass against us...
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634. and lead us not... into temptation...
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635. but deliver us from evil...
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636. - Baby?
- Huh?
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637. What are you doing?
You talking to yourself?
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638. - Yo, Jonny, you coming out tonight?
- That's dubious.
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639. I'm gonna wait for Barbara to call.
We're gonna meet up for dinner.
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640. - This fucking guy. Come on!
- What did you think he was gonna say?
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641. I thought he still had a pair
of balls hanging between his legs.
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642. You sound so fucking stupid to me right
now, I feel sorry for you.
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643. - Fuck you.
- I do. I feel sorry for you.
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644. You never been in love, so you don't
know what you're talking about.
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645. Hold up. Wait a minute. In love?
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646. When you really love a girl,
there's a lot that goes into it.
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647. - You're saying you love her?
- Of course I love her.
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648. - I never heard you say you loved her.
- You weren't paying attention.
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649. I've been in love with this girl
since the first time I saw her.
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650. Why would I wanna go out
and try to pull randoms?
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651. None of 'em are gonna
look as good as my girl,
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652. none of 'em are gonna fuck me
as good as my girl.
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653. - Really?
- Yeah, really.
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654. - So she's good?
- What did I say? Yeah, she's good.
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655. - She's the best.
- So you titty-fuck her?
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656. Bro, she lets me do whatever the fuck
I want.
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657. This is what I'm trying to tell you,
if you would listen to me.
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658. I'm telling you guys something.
You be a man, you do the right thing,
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659. you find the right girl
and you treat her the right way?
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660. Watch what happens. Best sex of
your life.
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661. Hey, baby.
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662. - Hey.
- Hi.
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663. - I love it when you wear this shit.
- Oh, you're crazy.
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664. - You good?
- Yeah. You order anything yet?
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665. - No, I waited for you.
- Sweet.
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666. - Oh, fuck!
- Who's that?
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667. It's Linda.
She's been fighting with Chris.
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668. I don't think they're gonna work out.
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669. - You remember Linda and Chris, yeah?
- Yeah, yeah.
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670. - I thought they were cute together, no?
- Sure. They seemed pretty good.
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671. She's 28 years old. She put like four
years into the guy already. It's terrible.
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672. - How did you get off work tonight?
- I got Stevie to cover my shift.
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673. - Stevie?
- Yeah, he needed the hours.
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674. - I don't think I know Stevie, no?
- No, I don't think you ever met him.
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675. - Oh! I wish somebody would cover for me.
- See? What did I tell you?
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676. The service industry,
it's not a bad thing.
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677. Come on, you're gonna look so good
in a suit.
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678. - I don't know.
- What? Please.
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679. If Armando can do it,
that man is such an asshole.
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680. He treats women like they're trash,
but... he makes six figures.
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681. Well, he's got a pretty great life, no?
If he could do it, you could do it.
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682. Hey, baby. You're a winner, right?
You respect people.
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683. You listen to people.
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684. - You think so?
- I know so, mister.
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685. Fucking 'caused it! Fuck!
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686. Hi, babe.
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687. I don't know which ones to get.
Baby, what do you think?
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688. That depends.
You gonna drill into your wall?
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689. I don't know.
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690. - You don't have a drill, do you?
- No.
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691. Nah, I didn't think so.
My dad has got a pretty good one.
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692. If you want me,
I can borrow his, I'll do it for you.
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693. - You gonna drill into my wall for me?
- Whatever you want, babe.
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694. You decide what color.
I'm gonna meet you at the registers.
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695. I wanna pick up a few things
in cleaning products.
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696. Where are you going?
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697. - What?
- Where are you going?
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698. I'm almost out of Swiffer pads.
I'm gonna pick a few up.
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699. - What pads?
- For the Swiffer.
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700. - I don't know what that is.
- You don't know the Swiffer?
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701. - What is that? No.
- Seriously? It's the best.
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702. You gotta try it.
What do you do for your floors?
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703. You got those nice floors at your place.
What, do you mop?
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704. - No.
- What do you do?
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705. - I don't know. I sweep it up with a broom.
- No, I mean to really clean it.
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706. - I don't know. The housekeeper does it.
- Oh, right.
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707. - Listen, I'll just be a second, OK?
- No, no, no. Come here.
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708. - What?
- You're not gonna go buy a mop right now.
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709. - It's embarrassing.
- No, I told you, it's not a mop.
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710. - It's these pads.
- I don't care.
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711. You shouldn't be doing
your own housework.
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712. - Why not?
- 'Cause you're a grown man.
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713. You shouldn't be cleaning your own
floors.
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714. Why? I enjoy doing it.
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715. You know what? I'll call Rosa.
She'll do your place.
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716. - Who?
- Rosa, my cleaning lady, she's great.
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717. Babe, no.
Thanks, but I like doing it myself.
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You don't got to be doing that.
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719. She won't do it right anyway.
You gotta vacuum my carpet a certain way,
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720. - or else it looks... - Don't talk
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721. - Why? What's wrong?
- Why? Because it's not sexy, that's why.
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722. You're not listening to me.
I like my place, OK?
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723. I'm proud of it,
I like to take care of it.
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724. I don't care. We're not having
this discussion right now.
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725. There's only a few things
I really care about...
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726. We're not talking about this anymore.
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727. - Fine, let's drop it.
- Good.
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728. Those ones.
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729. - You want those?
- Yeah.
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730. Come here. Listen to me.
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731. When we're living together,
you're not...
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732. going to be doing... any cleaning.
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733. Come on.
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734. Jon? Excuse me.
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735. Look, I know you don't wanna talk to me.
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736. I would leave you alone,
but I swear to God,
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737. I just fell asleep during
that entire class.
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738. The whole fucking thing.
Can I copy your notes?
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739. I'd ask somebody else, but everyone
in the class are like children.
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740. I'm not calling you old.
It'll take like five minutes...
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741. - Do you mind?
- Fine.
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742. Thank you so much. Do you wanna
go somewhere? There's a café...
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743. My girlfriend's waiting at home, so...
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744. Oh. OK, well, then I'll...
OK, I'll do this.
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745. I really shouldn't get so high after lunch
if I'm gonna be coming here later.
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746. You're probably right.
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747. It is pretty boring, don't you think?
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748. What?
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749. - I said this class is pretty
fucking boring. - Oh. Yep.
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750. Like they're teaching you to be a robot.
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751. - Why are you here?
- Hm?
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752. - Why did you pick this class?
- I didn't.
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753. What?
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754. No, it seemed like a good idea.
I'm in the service industry now.
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755. - You mean you're a waiter?
- No.
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756. - Bartender?
- Yeah, so, if you wanna move up,
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757. - you gotta go to school.
- Right.
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758. But what do you mean you
didn't pick this class?
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759. - No, I did.
- Did somebody pick it for you?
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760. - No!
- Was it your parents or your girlfriend?
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761. - What is it with you? Huh?
- No, I just...
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762. - I was wondering...
- I'm doing something polite...
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763. That's mine.
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764. OK. Sorry.
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765. Jesus!
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766. Oh, man! Oh, God!
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767. - Hey, baby.
- Hi, Jon.
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768. What's wrong?
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769. Remember when we first started dating?
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770. What's the one thing I asked?
I said, "Don't lie to me."
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771. - All right, who's talking shit about me?
- Nobody said anything.
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772. - You gotta help me out...
- You looked at 46 porno sites today, Jon.
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773. - Just today.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
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774. - Don't fucking lie to me!
- I don't know who told you that!
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775. Nobody said anything.
It's right there in your history!
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776. All you do is look at porno.
That's all you fucking do!
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777. - Wait, wait. My what?
- It's in your history.
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778. In your browser?
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779. Come on, don't tell me you don't
know what your history is.
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780. No. Of course you don't, 'cause if
you did, you would have erased it,
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781. like a good little phony. Here.
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782. There. Go ahead, look. Go ahead.
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783. - Baby, I...
- Please, no, don't call me that.
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784. - I love you.
- Don't ever say that to me, ever again.
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785. - What do you want me to say?
- What do I want you to say?
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786. How about, "I'm sorry I've been
lying to you since the first day
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787. that we started dating"?
How about that?
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788. - I'm sorry. I am.
- How about, "I'm sorry I have more sex
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789. with that thing
than I do with my girlfriend"?
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790. First of all, everybody
watches porn, OK? All guys.
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791. Any guy tells you he doesn't
is lying to you.
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792. - You are so full of shit!
- Second of all...
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793. - You are full of shit!
- Second of all, you know damn well
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794. - we do it all the fucking time!
- Yeah, I know we do.
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795. - Whenever you want!
- So what the fuck is wrong with you?
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796. What the fuck are you doing?
How do you watch that shit?
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797. I don't know! OK? I don't know!
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798. How do you watch all the stupid
fucking movies you watch?
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799. How do I watch movies?
What are you talking about?
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800. I'm saying, you probably watch
that shit as much as I watch porn.
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801. What are you saying?
That has nothing to do with anything!
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802. - I'm just saying...
- Jon, movies and porno are different!
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803. - They give awards for movies!
- They give awards for porn too.
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804. Shut up! Shut the fuck up!
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805. I can't believe we're talking about this.
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806. I'm sorry. Jesus.
Look, stop it.
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807. I don't know,
I don't know what's wrong with me.
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808. I'm sorry, OK? I... I'm sorry.
I am so sorry...
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809. I really liked you, you know?
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810. I thought you were different.
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811. But you're not.
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812. So up until now,
my record was ten in one day.
Copy !req
813. And for a long time,
I thought I'd never beat that. But today...
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814. I hit 11.
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815. And you know, when I have great
fucking days like this,
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816. it just reminds me how much
I love being single.
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817. I do what I want, when I want.
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818. I don't have to flake
on my friends anymore.
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819. I don't have to waste my time
in a fucking classroom.
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820. It just feels good, like...
like I got my own life back.
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821. I mean, you think I could have hit 11 when
I was with Barbara? No! Definitely not.
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822. So...
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823. - Jonny-boy! - Jesus, bro, I
can smell it on you already.
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824. - You got to catch up, baby!
- You mean I got to buy your poor ass
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825. - a fucking drink?
- Yo, the Don mad anxious tonight.
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826. - Fuck you!
- Where's wifey?
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827. - Fuck that bitch.
- Oh, shit!
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828. - Damn, OK!
- All right.
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829. You can't have this one, 'cause I
saw her first, but check out pink.
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830. Yeah. She's all right.
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831. - Hey, fuck you, buddy!
- Fuck you!
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832. What'd you say? Huh?
What the fuck did you just say? Hey!
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833. You wanna say some shit? Let's hear it,
you fat fuck! What did you say?
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834. - I said fuck you!
- Fuck me, huh? Fuck me?
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835. Is that what you said?
Huh? Huh? You fuck! Ah!
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836. Fuck! Goddamn it! Fuck!
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837. In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
Copy !req
838. - Amen. Bless you, my son.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
Copy !req
839. It has been one week
since my last confession.
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840. - Jonny, where were you?
- Don't worry about it.
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841. - What did you do to your...?
- Mom, it's fine.
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842. - Shh!
- Hey, hush yourself!
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843. Mom! It's fine. OK?
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844. Tell me your sins.
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845. Father, I don't know what happened, but...
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846. I guess I lost my temper and I...
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847. I punched through this guy's window
on my way here right now.
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848. I didn't hurt anybody, but...
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849. Yeah, I don't know what's wrong with me.
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850. Also, I watched pornographic videos
and masturbated 35 times.
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851. For these and all the sins of my life,
I'm sorry.
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852. - Twenty Lord's Prayers and 25 Hail Marys.
- Thank you, Father.
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853. Through the ministry of
the Church,
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854. may God give you pardon
and peace.
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855. I absolve you from your sins in the
name of
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856. the Father, the Son and the
Holy Spirit.
Copy !req
857. Amen.
Copy !req
858. - So Barbara couldn't come tonight?
- No, she had this family thing tonight.
Copy !req
859. But she wanted to make it,
she just couldn't.
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860. - She told me to say hello to you guys.
- That's sweet.
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861. Everything good with the two of you?
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862. - Yeah, she's great.
- She's a catch, Jonny.
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863. Beautiful girl.
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864. I'm telling you,
a woman like that make a boy into a man.
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865. I can see it on you too, it's starting.
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866. Holy Mary...
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867. Mother of God...
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868. pray for us sinners...
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869. now...
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870. and at the hour of our death.
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871. Amen.
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872. What the fuck?
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873. - The fuck you doing here?
- Damn, really?
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874. - Bro, I'm busy.
- Word, what you doing?
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875. Right. Just 'cause you don't pick up
your phone don't make you busy.
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876. - You smashed up somebody's car?
- Who told you that?
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877. Kerry's sister said she heard you broke
through some guy's window.
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878. - Well, did you?
- The guy was a fucking asshole.
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879. - What did he do?
- Why you taking his side?
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880. - I'm not taking his side.
- You are.
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881. Stop and think for a second.
Stop and think for a second.
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882. I don't care about that guy, I don't
give a damn about his car. Fuck him.
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883. What do you think I'm doing here, man?
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884. - You wanna have a seat?
- Bro, honestly...
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885. Man, sit your ass down.
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886. All right, what happened with
your girl?
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887. Fuck that bitch.
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888. You said that already. What, she drop
you?
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889. No.
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890. No? You drop her?
After all that, she cheat on you?
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891. - No!
- So, what happened?
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892. Nothing! It's so fucking stupid.
That's what I'm saying, she's a bitch.
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893. She did drop your ass.
What did you do, man? You cheat on her?
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894. No!
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895. All right, you wanna hear this shit?
It's so fucking retarded.
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896. She caught me watching porn.
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897. - That's it?
- Right?
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898. - That's bullshit.
- Swear to God.
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899. Oh, my God! OK, hold on, hold on,
all right.
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900. So after all that obligatory shit,
the friend mixing and meeting her folks,
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901. she just walks in on you, you know,
beating your meat to a little video
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902. - and she's out?
- You don't know her.
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903. - She's crazy, she's a princess.
- Goddamn!
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904. - I know.
- No, for real,
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905. that's some crazy bullshit
right there.
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906. - Fuck that bitch.
- Yeah. Fuck that bitch.
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907. But you still gonna finish that class?
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908. - Really?
- What are you, my mom?
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909. No, I just thought it was almost done.
How much longer you got?
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910. All right, everyone,
three more weeks until the final.
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911. If you have any questions or
concerns,
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912. please feel free to
e-mail me. Have a good night.
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913. - Hey.
- Hi.
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914. - Where you going?
- To my car.
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915. Oh, shit!
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916. No, we're fine,
we're fine, we're fine.
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917. Oh, my God!
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918. Should've smoked this before,
you might've relaxed a little.
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919. What's that supposed to mean?
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920. I'm playing with you. Trust me,
I'm a perfectly satisfied customer.
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921. - You want some?
- Thanks.
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922. So I'm parked all the way on the other
side. I don't know if you want...
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923. I know, you wanna get back,
so let me enjoy
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924. this and I'll drive you back to
your car.
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925. - So, what happened with your girlfriend?
- Fuck that bitch.
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926. - That bad? She find somebody else?
- No.
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927. Wanna know what happened?
I'll tell you what happened.
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928. She snooped around on my computer,
she found out I watch porn.
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929. I told her every fucking guy watches porn,
she didn't believe me.
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930. She acted like I was cheating on her
or something, which I wasn't.
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931. So... we broke up.
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932. And you know what? I'm glad we did.
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933. - Just porn?
- Yeah.
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934. - No, I don't buy it.
- I'm telling you. That's all.
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935. Was it just once? Oh.
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936. OK. So she caught you once, which is why
you're watching it on your phone at school,
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937. 'cause you're hiding it from her,
but she caught you the second time.
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938. I don't know.
Am I right? I'm just guessing, but...
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939. Oh, God, you're like a junkie.
You can't stop.
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940. - How often do you watch it?
- What the fuck do you care?
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941. - No, like every day?
- Every guy watches porn every day.
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942. All right. When was the last time
you went a day without it?
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943. - I don't know.
- No, come on, try and think.
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944. - Seriously, I have no idea.
- Like this week, like this month?
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945. No. I like my porn, OK?
I watch it every day. I always have.
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946. Maybe when I was a kid, like before
I had a VCR in my room and I couldn't,
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947. but even then I had Playboys, so...
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948. - Have you ever thought about quitting?
- Quit...?
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949. You're talking about it like...
No, why would I?
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950. OK, let me ask you this.
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951. You're a good-looking guy, I'm sure you
attract a lot of young ladies.
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952. Why bother with porn
when you can have the real thing?
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953. Nah, see, it's not the same thing.
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954. I mean, real pussy's all good,
but, no offense...
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955. No, no, no offense taken.
So you like porn better than sex?
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956. Well, what is it?
What do you get from porn
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957. that you don't get from sex
with an actual person?
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958. - I lose myself.
- You lose yourself.
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959. Yeah, just... goodbye.
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960. And that doesn't happen when you
have sex.
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961. I wish it did.
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962. Sure, don't we all? Um...
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963. OK. One more question,
then I'll drive you back.
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964. - You ever jerk off without porn?
- What do you mean?
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965. I'm not like a junkie.
Come on, that's stupid.
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966. It's porn, it's not fucking heroin.
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967. I knew a few guys in high school who
actually smoked crack, like all the time.
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968. That's like a junkie. They couldn't stop.
I could stop if I wanted to. I could.
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969. - Hi.
- Hey.
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970. - Somebody's excited.
- Yeah. Come on.
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971. - I wanted to talk to you.
- Yeah? What about?
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972. Don't you wanna...?
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973. Don't you wanna wait till after class?
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974. All right.
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975. You're... You're intense today.
What's going on with you?
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976. - I gotta talk to you.
- I didn't think you meant that
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977. - when you said it.
- Well, I did.
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978. Well, I'm flattered.
What do you wanna talk about?
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979. Um...
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980. So you were right.
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981. - About what, your girlfriend?
- No.
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982. I'm sorry. I was right about what?
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983. - I stopped watching porn.
- Oh, yeah? That's great!
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984. - I don't know if it is.
- No, it is.
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985. I wasn't gonna stop, but then I was
thinking about what you asked me before,
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986. if I ever jerk off without watching porn,
and I tried to...
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987. - Yeah? And you couldn't?
- No, I couldn't.
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988. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I've been
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989. trying for a week, it's really
fucked up.
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990. - Oh, my God! You haven't cum in a week?
- Mm...
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991. OK, wait. No. I want to hear
the rest of the story.
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992. - So you haven't watched porn in a week.
- Yeah.
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993. - That's good.
- What do you mean?
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994. You said you watched porn.
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995. Uh, yeah, but that movie
that I gave you was totally...
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996. - Did you ever watch it?
- No.
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997. OK. It's totally unlike the stuff
that I imagine you watch every day.
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998. - That is not healthy.
- What do you mean? How do you know?
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999. Oh, my God, please!
That stuff is ridiculous
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1000. and it's nothing to do with actual sex.
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1001. That's why you have trouble with
real women.
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1002. - No, I get off fine with real girls.
- Yeah, you definitely do.
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1003. Yeah, I just couldn't get off
beating it with my eyes closed.
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1004. But didn't you tell me last week
that you like porn better than real sex?
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1005. Well, honey, I'm gonna be honest with you,
'cause it seems like that's what you want.
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1006. Look, the way you have sex,
it's like totally one-sided.
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1007. It's like I'm not even there.
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1008. I mean, look, it's fine with me.
I'm not complaining.
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1009. It just so happens that meaningless sex
is something that I want in my life now,
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1010. but you said that you
wanna lose yourself in sex.
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1011. If you wanna lose yourself, you have
to lose yourself in another person.
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1012. And she has to lose herself in you.
It's a two-way thing.
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1013. You know what? I shouldn't have said that.
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1014. - No, it's fine.
- No, no, no. I'm sorry. I am.
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1015. - What are you talking about?
- No. I'm really sorry.
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1016. I'm... I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
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1017. - You didn't. That's fine.
- No, I really didn't.
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1018. You know what?
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1019. Let's take a bath.
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1020. - What? Nah! - No, come on.
It'll be nice. It'll be nice.
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1021. Come on, let's take a bath.
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1022. I'm gonna get you a towel.
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1023. Hey, where were you?
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1024. I used one of the towels that was in there,
hope you don't mind.
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1025. Yeah, that's fine.
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1026. - What's wrong?
- Nothing.
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1027. - You don't live here alone, do you?
- I actually do.
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1028. There's some kind of...
bad marriage situation here?
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1029. - No.
- I know it's none of my business, sorry.
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1030. I don't wanna get caught out and now some
guy's coming at me with a bat or some shit.
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1031. No, it's nothing like that.
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1032. All right. So, what is it?
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1033. Since when do you ask
me personal questions?
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1034. Since right now.
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1035. - It really doesn't matter.
- Well, it seems like it matters to you.
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1036. No, it doesn't.
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1037. Didn't you tell me it's sort of fucked up
to keep stuff like this hidden?
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1038. My husband and my son died 14
months ago.
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1039. - Jesus!
- Thank you.
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1040. What happened?
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1041. Cars are terrible things.
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1042. I'm sorry, but your hair
is so much better this way.
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1043. - What?
- I can touch it.
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1044. - What are you talking about?
- You put so much junk in your hair,
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1045. it's all sticky and hard,
this is much better.
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1046. In the name of the Father,
the Son and the Holy Spirit. Amen.
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1047. - Amen. Bless you, my son.
- Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.
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1048. It has been one week
since my last confession.
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1049. - Tell me your sins.
- First of all, I lied to you before.
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1050. I told you that, uh...
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1051. Well, actually,
I don't know if it was you.
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1052. Something I've always kinda wondered is,
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1053. is it the same guy I'm talking to every
week
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1054. or there's a few of you and you switch off,
or... how does that all work?
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1055. Well, anyway, I told the
Father a while back
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1056. that I stopped watching pornography,
but that was a lie, I didn't stop at all.
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1057. The thing is, this week I actually did stop,
like totally just not doing it anymore.
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1058. So...
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1059. - Yes?
- Yeah, so that's like zero for the week.
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1060. Other than that,
I did have sex out of wedlock one time,
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1061. but it was different,
it wasn't just sex, it was like...
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1062. I don't know, it's hard to explain,
but... yeah, that's it. So...
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1063. For these and all the sins of my life,
I am sorry.
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1064. - Ten Lord's Prayers and ten Hail Marys.
- Really? Same thing, no difference?
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1065. Through the ministry of the
Church, may God give you...
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1066. Wait! Father, I'm really sorry,
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1067. but could you just tell me how
you got to those numbers, please?
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1068. 'Cause I... I really thought there
was gonna be a difference this week.
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1069. Have faith, my son.
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1070. Through the ministry of the Church,
may God give you pardon and peace,
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1071. and I absolve you from your sins in
the name
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1072. of the Father, the Son and the
Holy Spirit.
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1073. - So, uh... me and Barbara split up.
- What?
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1074. - Barbara and I split up.
- I can't believe it, this is horrible!
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1075. - Can you get her back?
- I don't think so.
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1076. - Did you try to call her?
- She doesn't want me to call her.
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1077. - Look what you did.
- Sorry. What do you want me to do?
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1078. I just want you to be happy,
that's all! Is that too much to ask?
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1079. - I wasn't happy.
- A nice wife and some nice kids?
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1080. Look at me!
I look like a grandmother,
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1081. but do I have any grandchildren? No!
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1082. Am I a bad mother,
is that what I'm hearing?
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1083. - Honey, calm down, please!
- You know, Ma, I don't know
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1084. if I really want a wife and kids.
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1085. What are you saying? You don't mean
that.
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1086. - Jon, say something!
- All right!
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1087. Stop upsetting your mother!
What the fuck is the matter with you?
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1088. - I don't know.
- Having a family is the greatest joy
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1089. - in a man's life, everybody knows that!
- Then maybe I'm not a man.
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1090. 'Cause I sure don't want a family.
Maybe one day, but not right now!
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1091. - Well, and that's all she wanted.
- What did she say?
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1092. - I said that that girl...
- I cannot hear any fucking thing!
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1093. - What are you saying?
- All I'm saying is, that girl,
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1094. she has her own agenda.
She doesn't care about Jonny,
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1095. she doesn't know
the first thing about him.
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1096. She just wants a guy who's
gonna do whatever she tells him to.
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1097. It is a good thing
that she broke up with you.
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1098. - Thanks.
- You're welcome.
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1099. - Jon, I will fucking kill you!
- All right. Easy.
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1100. All right, listen, listen, I gotta go,
so I'll see you later? All right. Bye.
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1101. - Sorry.
- That's cool.
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1102. - Sorry about that.
- No problem. How you doing?
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1103. - A little windy.
- Yeah, it's windy out here.
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1104. - So... I'm good. How are you?
- Good, thanks.
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1105. - Everybody good?
- Yeah, great.
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1106. - Thanks for meeting me.
- Sure.
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1107. Hope you understand why I thought lunch
was not a good idea.
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1108. - That's fine. You want some coffee? - No,
actually I gotta go pretty soon, so...
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1109. - You changed your hair?
- Yeah...
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1110. - So?
- Yeah, so...
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1111. I just wanted to apologize.
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1112. I lied to you, and I'm sorry for that.
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1113. Well, that's all you're gonna say?
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1114. I don't really know what I do with that.
What do I say?
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1115. I forgive you, or we're supposed
to get back together or something?
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1116. - No. No, I just wanted to tell you... -
You're not capable of a relationship, Jon.
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1117. - You're not.
- No. Right now I'm not.
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1118. 'Cause you're a selfish person,
and you're a liar.
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1119. - Yeah, I was. I'm sorry.
- I asked you to do one thing for me...
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1120. Yeah. I was thinking about that
when you said it before.
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1121. Well, I said it because it's true,
that's why.
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1122. - It's not true.
- Really?
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1123. You didn't only ask me for one thing.
You asked for a lot,
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1124. a lot of different things and then...
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1125. I couldn't do it all for you.
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1126. Well, when a real man loves a woman,
he doesn't mind doing things for her.
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1127. He'll do anything for her.
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1128. Yeah, but don't you think that
sounds a little bit one-sided?
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1129. No, I don't.
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1130. But that's why you like to watch
those whores in those videos,
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1131. because you don't gotta
do anything for them, right?
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1132. Yeah, that's one-sided also. Definitely.
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1133. Look, sweetie, I'm gonna go, OK?
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1134. Don't call me anymore.
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1135. The streak is over, motherfucker!
How's it feel?
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1136. - I'd rather get pizza with my boys.
- That's new.
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1137. Every fucking time we go out,
Don Jon smashes!
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1138. But not tonight, ladies and gentlemen.
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1139. The fans are devastated.
Jonny, what happened?
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1140. Yeah! Well, I thought it was on
with old crop top.
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1141. - No, that girl was annoying.
- She was tight though.
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1142. - Eight.
- Solid eight.
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1143. Her body was at least an eight,
but you didn't talk to her.
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1144. - Who cares how she talks?
- You asked why I didn't smash,
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1145. that's why I didn't smash. What about you?
You were kicking it to pony-tail, right?
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1146. - How did it go?
- You get her name?
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1147. - I got a number.
- Oh! Hey!
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1148. - You like that?
- Fucking right I do!
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1149. - Easy, easy. Did you get her name?
- Yeah!
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1150. Wait...
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1151. - Oh, fuck!
- What?
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1152. I saved it as pony-tail.
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1153. - Danny-boy!
- Danny-boy!
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1154. All right, all right, all right.
Take it easy, take it easy.
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1155. This fucking lady.
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1156. I don't usually like it when a girl
looks me right in the eye,
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1157. and this girl does that a lot.
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1158. But I don't know what it is about her.
When she does it, I don't mind.
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1159. I just look right back at her,
and pretty soon...
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1160. I'm hard as a fucking rock.
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1161. It's like she knows what I'm thinking.
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1162. Or I know what she's thinking, or...
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1163. I don't know, it's that two-way thing.
I fucking love it.
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1164. And I don't mean love like,
"I love her, I wanna marry her."
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1165. I'm definitely not thinking
about all that shit.
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1166. And she's not either.
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1167. She can't.
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1168. I guess I just mean love like,
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1169. you know, like when we're making love.
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1170. And while we're doing it,
all the bullshit does fade away,
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1171. and it's just me and her, right there,
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1172. and yeah, I do lose myself in her,
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1173. and I can tell she is losing herself in me,
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1174. and we're just fucking... lost together.
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