1. - Okay, Dolemite, the
warden wants to see you.Copy !req
2. - Oh, shit.Copy !req
3. What the hell does
that rat-soup-eatin'Copy !req
4. motherfucker want with me?Copy !req
5. - Come on outta there.Copy !req
6. We ain't got all day.Copy !req
7. - Sit down, Dolemite.Copy !req
8. You can leave.Copy !req
9. You know mama, Queen
Bee, here, I'm sure.Copy !req
10. You should be very proud of her.Copy !req
11. For damn near two years,
she's been buggingCopy !req
12. me about your innocence.Copy !req
13. You know, a funny thing is,Copy !req
14. I'm about to believe her.Copy !req
15. What I mean is, we have,
with her help, of course,Copy !req
16. stumbled onto some facts
that may set you free.Copy !req
17. Of course, they
have to be proven.Copy !req
18. And that's where you come in.Copy !req
19. Now you're a gambling
man, aren't you?Copy !req
20. - It depends on
the game, Warden,Copy !req
21. and how high the stakes are.Copy !req
22. - Well I might as
well level with you.Copy !req
23. The game is rough and
the stake is your life.Copy !req
24. But it means the
difference betweenCopy !req
25. being free or rotting
here behind barsCopy !req
26. 'til someone tries
to set you free.Copy !req
27. You know there's
not a lawyer in LACopy !req
28. who'll touch your case.Copy !req
29. So what do you say?Copy !req
30. You wanna play ball or not?Copy !req
31. - Whose team am I on Warden?Copy !req
32. And what am I supposed to do?Copy !req
33. - Okay, I'll run it down to you.Copy !req
34. You're serving a 20 year stretchCopy !req
35. for the possession
of stolen fursCopy !req
36. and a half a million
dollars worthCopy !req
37. of narcotics, right?Copy !req
38. - Right.Copy !req
39. - Get behind the trees.Copy !req
40. - Hold it!Copy !req
41. - What do you want man?Copy !req
42. - FBI.Copy !req
43. - What do you want?Copy !req
44. - Open your trunk.Copy !req
45. - There's nothin' in my trunk.Copy !req
46. Where's your warrant at?Copy !req
47. - This is the FBI, this
is my search warrant.Copy !req
48. - There's nothin'
in my trunk man.Copy !req
49. - Open up the trunk.Copy !req
50. - That shit ain't mine.Copy !req
51. I don't know how it got there.Copy !req
52. - You're under arrest.Copy !req
53. - You're gonna have to take me!Copy !req
54. - Ah, ah.Copy !req
55. - One more move and you're dead!Copy !req
56. - This the guy you said would
take an army to capture?Copy !req
57. - I thought it would.Copy !req
58. You find his stuff?Copy !req
59. - Yeah, dope, stolen
furs, everything.Copy !req
60. - Well, goodbye boy.Copy !req
61. You're off to a
long, long, vacation.Copy !req
62. - I got your boy hangin'.Copy !req
63. You no-business bond, insecure,Copy !req
64. junkyard motherfucker!Copy !req
65. - Right on schedule.Copy !req
66. - Well good.Copy !req
67. Get in the car.Copy !req
68. We'll celebrate.Copy !req
69. - Well for the two
years you've been here,Copy !req
70. the dope traffic in your
neighborhood hasn't changed.Copy !req
71. In fact, it's gotten worse.Copy !req
72. Guns and dope are being sold
to school children every day.Copy !req
73. Black gangs are
killing each other.Copy !req
74. Queen Bee, here,
informs me that,Copy !req
75. maybe you better
tell him, Queenie.Copy !req
76. - Dolemite, it's
real bad out there.Copy !req
77. Some gang killed your
nephew the other day.Copy !req
78. He was comin' home
the other day,Copy !req
79. just him and his girlfriend.Copy !req
80. And they wasn't
botherin' nobody.Copy !req
81. - Somebody had to
sell the gun to theCopy !req
82. lad that pulled the trigger.Copy !req
83. He's in jail, but so what.Copy !req
84. There's many more
of 'em out there.Copy !req
85. - So they killed little Jimmy?Copy !req
86. - That's right.Copy !req
87. He was walkin' home from schoolCopy !req
88. and he wasn't botherin' nobody.Copy !req
89. Just him and his girl.Copy !req
90. - What am I supposed
to do, Warden?Copy !req
91. - All right, I
understand you knowCopy !req
92. some of the people we suspect.Copy !req
93. And we feel there are
policemen mixed up in it.Copy !req
94. Now, I told you the
job was dangerousCopy !req
95. and you could lose your life.Copy !req
96. But you're tough.Copy !req
97. You know how to roll
with the punches.Copy !req
98. The name of the
game is stay alive.Copy !req
99. Now I've talked to the
governor about you.Copy !req
100. There are only four
people who knowCopy !req
101. why you're on the street.Copy !req
102. The governor, Queen Bee, myself,Copy !req
103. and one FBI man
that nobody knowsCopy !req
104. 'til the time comes.Copy !req
105. So what do you say, Dolemite?Copy !req
106. - When do I get
outta here, Warden?Copy !req
107. - Tomorrow.Copy !req
108. You go back to your cell now
as if nothing's happened.Copy !req
109. You'll be released
in the afternoon.Copy !req
110. - Thank you, Queen Bee.Copy !req
111. - Oh, Dolemite, I'm so happy.Copy !req
112. I'ma tell everybody you
comin' home tomorrow.Copy !req
113. - Oh, Dolemite.Copy !req
114. - Yes, Warden?Copy !req
115. - You do know a man by the name
of Willie Green, don't you?Copy !req
116. - Some folks
say that Willie GreenCopy !req
117. was the baddest motherfucker
the world ever seen.Copy !req
118. But I want you to
hold onto your seats.Copy !req
119. And hold on to them tight.Copy !req
120. 'Cause you're now gettin'
ready to see the story of me.Copy !req
121. Yes, me,Copy !req
122. The badass,Copy !req
123. Dolemite.Copy !req
124. - Damn, look like
my women is on time.Copy !req
125. Goddamn, Mama, you must
be new on my scene.Copy !req
126. I am.Copy !req
127. - What's your name?Copy !req
128. - It's Chi, short for Chicago.Copy !req
129. - I hope you ain't as
cold as the windy city,Copy !req
130. because the way I feel now baby,Copy !req
131. I could sure warm you up.Copy !req
132. - As long as you been gone baby,Copy !req
133. you gotta whole lotta
warmin' up to do.Copy !req
134. - No shit, baby.Copy !req
135. - I can dig it.Copy !req
136. I ain't gonna lie.
- Here change this.Copy !req
137. - Mmm, mmm, mmm.Copy !req
138. Yes baby you can get behind
me and in front of me, too.Copy !req
139. Do you dig it?Copy !req
140. Whoo!Copy !req
141. - You still need these.Copy !req
142. - I don't wanna get in
my car with this shit on.Copy !req
143. I'm glad y'all brought
my clothes to me.Copy !req
144. You see what the guards give meCopy !req
145. to get outta jail in.Copy !req
146. Bitch, you bring me these
goddamn cotton draws.Copy !req
147. You know I don't wear
no fuckin' cotton draws.Copy !req
148. Oh, I like these.Copy !req
149. Who made this?Copy !req
150. You, guard, I want
you to take theseCopy !req
151. cheap motherfuckers and
wipe your ass with 'em.Copy !req
152. - Oh no, Dolemite,
we'll keep 'em here.Copy !req
153. You'll be back.Copy !req
154. - There they go, let's get 'em.Copy !req
155. - Remember, we
want Dolemite dead.Copy !req
156. - What about the broads?Copy !req
157. - Ah, forget em.Copy !req
158. - I think we got company.Copy !req
159. We're being tailed.Copy !req
160. - Hand me my piece.Copy !req
161. Pull over and stop the car.Copy !req
162. Pull up aways, I'll
take it from there.Copy !req
163. - Alright, girls, turn
the goddamn motor off.Copy !req
164. Get out Dolemite!Copy !req
165. - Dolemite's not in here.Copy !req
166. - Don't give us here
that bullshit, baby.Copy !req
167. We know he's here.Copy !req
168. - Look
for yourself motherfucker.Copy !req
169. - She's tellin' the truth.Copy !req
170. He's not here.Copy !req
171. - Well where is he?Copy !req
172. - Breathin' down your neck.Copy !req
173. Alright, hold it, move.Copy !req
174. Girls, come here.Copy !req
175. Come here, girls.Copy !req
176. I've been wantin'
see me a honky dance.Copy !req
177. Dance, motherfucker, dance!Copy !req
178. Dance!Copy !req
179. Dance!Copy !req
180. Girls, this motherfucker's
got rhythm, hasn't he?Copy !req
181. - Rhythm, rhythm.Copy !req
182. - Come on girls, let's make it.Copy !req
183. - Help me!Copy !req
184. - Wait a minute,
Dolemite, I'll help him.Copy !req
185. - Let's go.Copy !req
186. - Queen Bee, it's awful
good to be back home.Copy !req
187. - I'm glad you're
home, too, baby.Copy !req
188. It takes a whole lot
of weight off my backCopy !req
189. since you're home.Copy !req
190. It's so good you home.Copy !req
191. - By the way, Queen Bee,Copy !req
192. where are these
guns coming from?Copy !req
193. - Dolemite, I
honestly don't know.Copy !req
194. You think maybe
it's Willie Green?Copy !req
195. - I've known Willie
Green for a long time.Copy !req
196. Willie Green plays
for high stakes.Copy !req
197. He's into more than guns.Copy !req
198. Oh, by the way, Queen Bee,Copy !req
199. it looks like somebody's
missin' from the family.Copy !req
200. - Oh, yes, Peggy.Copy !req
201. She split right after you left.Copy !req
202. She's dancin' for
Willie Green right now.Copy !req
203. - Speakin' of dancin', who's
taking care of the club now?Copy !req
204. You know, I got some
big ideas for that club.Copy !req
205. - Wait a minute, wait.Copy !req
206. We don't have the club anymore.Copy !req
207. - What do you mean we don't
have the club anymore?Copy !req
208. You know that club
was my pride and joyCopy !req
209. and you've gone and give it up.Copy !req
210. - I didn't give away shit.Copy !req
211. We lost it.Copy !req
212. Me and these girls
had to sell pussyCopy !req
213. on the goddamn corner.Copy !req
214. Tryin' to save your black ass.Copy !req
215. We almost lost this house.Copy !req
216. You know what?Copy !req
217. Mitchell and WhiteCopy !req
218. would bust us every week.Copy !req
219. $5,000 a whop.Copy !req
220. Until all the money was gone.Copy !req
221. And we still owe
Willie Green $50,000.Copy !req
222. - Who's runnin' the club now?Copy !req
223. - Willie Green.Copy !req
224. Lookie here.Copy !req
225. You remember Creeper, right?Copy !req
226. He's a little old
friend of yours.Copy !req
227. Now, he knows a lot of thingsCopy !req
228. and he know a lot of people.Copy !req
229. And since he's your friend,Copy !req
230. he might be able to
tell you a little somethin'.Copy !req
231. Why don't you give him a call?Copy !req
232. - Queen Bee, you know darn wellCopy !req
233. that Creeper ain't never paid
a phone bill in his life.Copy !req
234. - True, but you know
where he hang out at.Copy !req
235. - Is the Fat Burger
joint still in business?Copy !req
236. - Oh, yes.Copy !req
237. That's where the penny pimpsCopy !req
238. and the nickel and
dime hustlers hang out.Copy !req
239. When they ain't got no money
and tricks be kinda slow.Copy !req
240. But look here.Copy !req
241. I noticed that the warden
told you that you'd be alone.Copy !req
242. But Dolemite, you
ain't never been alone.Copy !req
243. When you were doing your time,Copy !req
244. I put your girls
through karate school.Copy !req
245. And they are good, too.Copy !req
246. I remember one time
a trick came in hereCopy !req
247. and tried to misuse us.Copy !req
248. - What happened to my $100 Joe?Copy !req
249. Nigga, did you take my money?Copy !req
250. - That's
right little bitch.Copy !req
251. I took it back.Copy !req
252. You ain't worth no $100.Copy !req
253. I am Joe Blow, the lover man.Copy !req
254. You should be paying me, bitch.Copy !req
255. - Give me my money, man.Copy !req
256. - Shit, what money?Copy !req
257. Shit, I get cunt
like you all clay,Copy !req
258. a dime a dozen, shit.Copy !req
259. Here, here's $2.Copy !req
260. Go get you some dish
powder and keep it cleanCopy !req
261. for me next time.Copy !req
262. - And they whipped his ass.Copy !req
263. He's in the hospital yet
with his ass in a sling.Copy !req
264. You used to be
pretty good yourself.Copy !req
265. - Oh, but Queen Bee,Copy !req
266. I think I need mine
brushed up a little bit.Copy !req
267. - I'm goin' to change clothes.Copy !req
268. Come on, let's go on the
other side the house.Copy !req
269. Okay?Copy !req
270. - Hey, where's Flo?Copy !req
271. - Flo.Copy !req
272. - Hi, honey.Copy !req
273. - How's tricks?Copy !req
274. - Couldn't be better.Copy !req
275. Am I gonna see you tonight?Copy !req
276. - No, no, no, not now.Copy !req
277. I got business to take
care of on the east side.Copy !req
278. See ya.Copy !req
279. - You always got
business somewhere elseCopy !req
280. when it comes to me, nigga.Copy !req
281. That's the trouble with
you black motherfuckers.Copy !req
282. - Hey Flo.
- You get aCopy !req
283. fuckin' bitch in your car,
- Flo!Copy !req
284. - And then you always
wanna fuck all over her.Copy !req
285. ' Flo!Copy !req
286. - Hello, sweetheart.Copy !req
287. Can I help you?Copy !req
288. - Yeah, um, I'd like a massage.Copy !req
289. Please.Copy !req
290. - Well, I think that they're
doin' it right over here baby.Copy !req
291. - How did you know I
was comin' up here baby?Copy !req
292. - I thought about
what you told meCopy !req
293. so I sent down my little
cool wings to bring you up.Copy !req
294. - I don't know
what you sent Mama,Copy !req
295. but it's goddamn sure workin'.Copy !req
296. - Hold on a minute.Copy !req
297. I wanna talk to you Dolemite.Copy !req
298. - Man, move over and let me passCopy !req
299. before I have to be
pullin' these hush puppiesCopy !req
300. out your motherfuckin' ass.Copy !req
301. - Alright, get your
hands on your head, boy.Copy !req
302. - What the shit is this?Copy !req
303. - Just spin around and
put your hands on the car.Copy !req
304. - Oh, fuck, I
ain't done nothin'.Copy !req
305. - No, you haven't yet,Copy !req
306. but you will.Copy !req
307. - Well, well, what have we here?Copy !req
308. - Oh, Lordy, let me see that.Copy !req
309. Oh, wow.Copy !req
310. This looks like the
real stuff all right.Copy !req
311. Ah.Copy !req
312. Oh, yeah, that's good.Copy !req
313. That's the real McCoy all right.Copy !req
314. What about this boy?Copy !req
315. - What about what?Copy !req
316. - You must be high
or somethin' fella.Copy !req
317. I'm talking about
all the dope I foundCopy !req
318. under your seat.Copy !req
319. And there's more stashed
where that came from.Copy !req
320. - Now you just got through
doin' time for stuff,Copy !req
321. and now here you are,
right back at it again.Copy !req
322. - Another frame up, hmm.Copy !req
323. - That's right.Copy !req
324. Now I'm gonna warn you,Copy !req
325. but only one time.Copy !req
326. See they told us that
you're a troublemaker.Copy !req
327. That you're no good.Copy !req
328. That you don't know how
to get along with people.Copy !req
329. Now, I know you
think you're smart,Copy !req
330. see, 'cause you got all
them flashy clothes,Copy !req
331. you got that big car there,Copy !req
332. and you got all them black
bitches workin' for ya.Copy !req
333. - You forgot about
the white ones.Copy !req
334. - You move your ass
outta this town,Copy !req
335. and you move it fast.Copy !req
336. - You better listen to him, boy.Copy !req
337. Don't and somethin'
nasty's gonna happen to ya.Copy !req
338. - And just to show ya
that we mean business...Copy !req
339. - That's for fuckin' with
me, you no-business-bornCopy !req
340. insecure motherfuckers!Copy !req
341. - I'll have that
stupid son of a bitchCopy !req
342. in jail in two hours.Copy !req
343. - Just look at that
damn Watergate scandal.Copy !req
344. Now, if the leader
of our countryCopy !req
345. is stealing and
getting away clean,Copy !req
346. what the hell do
they expect us to do?Copy !req
347. - Better believe it brother.Copy !req
348. - Right on.Copy !req
349. - Tell the truth!Copy !req
350. - And they've got
everything going for them,Copy !req
351. and we've got nothing.Copy !req
352. - He can tell
us whether he will or not.Copy !req
353. - Remember, we live here
with the rats and roaches.Copy !req
354. So we don't need no more
rats telling us what to do.Copy !req
355. Amen.Copy !req
356. - We will create our own war,Copy !req
357. - Right on.
- That's right.Copy !req
358. - And we don't need
no redneck mother,Copy !req
359. oh yes, Lord.Copy !req
360. Mothers are the best
friends we have.Copy !req
361. And Oh Lord,Copy !req
362. look downCopy !req
363. on us poor servants down here.Copy !req
364. And teach us how to
love one another.Copy !req
365. - All right, Reverend,
cut the bullshit.Copy !req
366. You probably been up here callin'
us every name in the book.Copy !req
367. At ease, boys.Copy !req
368. Ain't nobody down here
for you this time.Copy !req
369. We're lookin' for Dolemite.Copy !req
370. You seen him or not?Copy !req
371. - No, I haven't.Copy !req
372. But if I see him,
I'll let him knowCopy !req
373. that you're looking for him.Copy !req
374. - Ah, that's mighty
black of you, Reverend.Copy !req
375. Mike, check out the back.Copy !req
376. I know you won't mind us
havin' a look around, will ya?Copy !req
377. - No, no, go right ahead.Copy !req
378. - Thank you.Copy !req
379. - Hey, Preacher.Copy !req
380. What do you got here?Copy !req
381. - Oh, just some old
clothes for the poor.Copy !req
382. - Old, dirty clothes, huh?Copy !req
383. I'd hate to pay
your laundry bill.Copy !req
384. Hey, Mitch.Copy !req
385. Come here and look at
the man's old clothes.Copy !req
386. - Ah, now Reverend, what
the hell is all this?Copy !req
387. Now where'd you
get all these guns?Copy !req
388. - They're just gifts
from the big man.Copy !req
389. For the fourth ward.Copy !req
390. In case of trouble
from the niggas.Copy !req
391. - Okay, I'll check that out.Copy !req
392. Um, uh,Copy !req
393. I ain't seen nothing yet, uh,Copy !req
394. did you see anything yet?Copy !req
395. - Not me.Copy !req
396. - Okay, carry on, Reverend,Copy !req
397. uh if you see Dolemite...Copy !req
398. - I'll tell him you're
looking for him.Copy !req
399. - Yeah, right.Copy !req
400. Okay.Copy !req
401. - What else with
your burger, creeper?Copy !req
402. - Uh, give me a
small coke and, uh,Copy !req
403. some french fries.Copy !req
404. - You know we don't
sell french fries.Copy !req
405. - Ah, that's right,
that's right.Copy !req
406. Yeah, anyway, uh,Copy !req
407. ah, see somebody beat
me for my money.Copy !req
408. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
409. Every time I come
around here, you know it.Copy !req
410. Call the police, you
think I'm jivin'.Copy !req
411. Just do that.Copy !req
412. ' Nigga. Please.Copy !req
413. - Ah, yeah, well, uh,Copy !req
414. I understand, uh,Copy !req
415. is it alright if I
pay you tomorrow?Copy !req
416. Hustle's good.Copy !req
417. - Okay Creeper here,
I'll pay for it.Copy !req
418. You're holdin' up business.Copy !req
419. - Alright, sista,
right on, right on.Copy !req
420. Boy, you know what?Copy !req
421. That's sweetened bear meat.Copy !req
422. Gonna marry it too.Copy !req
423. How's that?Copy !req
424. Sweetened bear meat.Copy !req
425. - Alright.Copy !req
426. - Say, brotha, hey.Copy !req
427. Will you tell this
man you Dolemite, man?Copy !req
428. I bet him $5 you Dolemite.Copy !req
429. - Yes, brotha, I'm Dolemite.Copy !req
430. - Prove it, prove it.Copy !req
431. Listen man,Copy !req
432. I'm not accustomed to
doing shows on the street.Copy !req
433. I am openin' town this weekend.Copy !req
434. And I'd appreciate
it if you brothersCopy !req
435. get together and
come out and see me.Copy !req
436. - Man, I ain't got
that kind of money.Copy !req
437. This nigga say you Dolemite.Copy !req
438. I bet him my last five dollas man.Copy !req
439. Now I'm the one losin'.Copy !req
440. - Brothers, I have
business to take care of.Copy !req
441. I'm sorry.Copy !req
442. - Man, play this track man,Copy !req
443. so I don't lose my
last $5, please?Copy !req
444. - Alright, man, alright.Copy !req
445. - Right on, right on.Copy !req
446. - One beautiful day in
the merry month of May.Copy !req
447. Great Titanic, sailed away.Copy !req
448. The captain and the lieutenant
was havin' a few words,Copy !req
449. When the great Titanic
hit that mighty iceberg.Copy !req
450. Shine was in the boiler
room eatin' some peas,Copy !req
451. black-eyed peas, it was.Copy !req
452. And the water came
damn near to his knees.Copy !req
453. Before Shine could
take a bite of bread,Copy !req
454. that water come darn
near up to his head.Copy !req
455. Shine run up on the deck,Copy !req
456. said, "Captain,
captain, captain",Copy !req
457. "that water's damn
near up to my neck."Copy !req
458. Captain said, "Shine,
go back, pack the sacks."Copy !req
459. We gotta enough sacks,
to keep this water back."Copy !req
460. You standin' up here, steady
bullshittin' and drinkin',Copy !req
461. but can't you see this raggedy
hunk-a-junk is slowly sinkin'?Copy !req
462. I said, "Cap I'll be in
New York unpackin' my trunk"Copy !req
463. when the news reach the world,Copy !req
464. "this junk done sunk."Copy !req
465. The captain said, "Shine,
go back and fear no doubt",Copy !req
466. 'fore I take this
two-by-four and whack yourCopy !req
467. "black ass out."Copy !req
468. Shine said, "Captain",Copy !req
469. this shit you talkin'
mighta once been true,Copy !req
470. but this is one time
your motherfuckin' talkCopy !req
471. "ain't gonna do."Copy !req
472. Shine just run and
jumped up in the ocean,Copy !req
473. with his black ass doin'
a back wheel in motion.Copy !req
474. I said, "Cap all these
rich broads run"Copy !req
475. and jumped up on the top."Copy !req
476. One broad hollered,
"Shine, stop!"Copy !req
477. All this good stuff
to you I'll giveCopy !req
478. "if you make it possible
for me to live."Copy !req
479. Shine said, "Bitch",Copy !req
480. I like your shape
and I like your plan,Copy !req
481. but you shoulda been
offering me your stuffCopy !req
482. "when we was on dry land."Copy !req
483. If I was in Mississippi and
asked you for a piece of trim,Copy !req
484. you woulda had my
black ass hangin' fromCopy !req
485. the highest limb.Copy !req
486. Is that enough fellas?Copy !req
487. - No, no, Oh no, not that.Copy !req
488. - Alright.Copy !req
489. - Goddamn right, I got two.Copy !req
490. - Here come another
broad out hollerin'.Copy !req
491. Hollerin', "Shine, Shine, Shine."Copy !req
492. I'm the captain's wife.Copy !req
493. Why won't you help
me to save my life?Copy !req
494. I've been through
the cotton fieldsCopy !req
495. and I waded through the mills.Copy !req
496. And, honey, I'm
a soul sista, babyCopy !req
497. "and we from the same blood."Copy !req
498. "You can talk so sweet
and you can sing so fine,"Copy !req
499. but you shouldn't
of brought yourCopy !req
500. high yellow ass across
that darn color line.Copy !req
501. But I'm the one you call
the boiler room flunkie,Copy !req
502. now keep your ass on this shipCopy !req
503. "and drown with these honkeys!"Copy !req
504. When the news got around
the world that the great TitanicCopy !req
505. had hit this big iceberg,Copy !req
506. Shine was in Chicago,Copy !req
507. on Cottage Grove and 63rd.Copy !req
508. - Yeah.Copy !req
509. - Down on his knees,
"There a nickle I shoot"Copy !req
510. and a dime I hope to pass.Copy !req
511. I left 10,000 rich motherfuckersCopy !req
512. "swingin' on they ass."Copy !req
513. And everybody wondered why
Shine didn't drown.Copy !req
514. He had a card stuck
up in his buttCopy !req
515. and he couldn't go down.Copy !req
516. Well, if it isn't
the hamburger pimp.Copy !req
517. Say, hamburger pimp.Copy !req
518. - Hey fella, look here, you
don't know me man.Copy !req
519. Who you talkin' to anyway?Copy !req
520. You better get on before
you get jumped on.Copy !req
521. - Now who bad enough
to do all of that?Copy !req
522. - Me, nigga, me.Copy !req
523. Shit, I'm so bad, I kick
my own ass twice a day.Copy !req
524. Shit, he ain't sayin' nothin'.Copy !req
525. Dolemite?Copy !req
526. - Dolemite goddamn,Copy !req
527. - Why you wanna do
me like that man?Copy !req
528. Come on and let me
buy you a drink, huh?Copy !req
529. - Are you sure
you can afford it?Copy !req
530. - When'd you get out, mane?Copy !req
531. - Yesterday.Copy !req
532. - Say, boy this must be
my day hustlin' em good,Copy !req
533. but, boy, you know
them niggas gonna beCopy !req
534. ridin' like motherfuckers
now, John, right you?Copy !req
535. Fucked up brother.Copy !req
536. Oh nigga Willie Green.Copy !req
537. Your new boy lookin' like, uh,Copy !req
538. I mean when you was on the street,Copy !req
539. everything was cool man.Copy !req
540. Now they're scared to
wipe their asses manCopy !req
541. you know, and anyway.Copy !req
542. They so cold they
on upped the priceCopy !req
543. on stuff so high.Copy !req
544. You understand that an
honest dude like me,Copy !req
545. I'm just snatchin' pocketbooks all
day to stay fixed, mane.Copy !req
546. You know?Copy !req
547. - Creeper,Copy !req
548. let me make a deal with you.Copy !req
549. I hear that a lot
of shit has beenCopy !req
550. going down since I left.Copy !req
551. And if you can whoop
some information on me,Copy !req
552. you won't have to
worry about your fix.Copy !req
553. I'll whoop some
bread on your man.Copy !req
554. Can you dig it?Copy !req
555. - Yeah, that's cool.Copy !req
556. Anyway, let's go to my pad, man.Copy !req
557. - Where do you live man?Copy !req
558. - Why man?Copy !req
559. Is that cool?Copy !req
560. - Let's move away from
here that way we can talk.Copy !req
561. - Alright.Copy !req
562. - Hey, nigga, where
in the hell you been?Copy !req
563. - Creeper, I've known
you a long time.Copy !req
564. You've been shootin' that shit.Copy !req
565. Man, if you keep on,
it's gonna kill ya.Copy !req
566. - I'm gonna cut it loose bro.Copy !req
567. This my last one.Copy !req
568. Ugh, right there.Copy !req
569. Know what's funny 'bout it man?Copy !req
570. that they gonna die on meCopy !req
571. just like they did
little Jimmy, man.Copy !req
572. - What do you know
about little Jimmy?Copy !req
573. Do you know who
killed Jimmy, man?Copy !req
574. Who killed little Jimmy?Copy !req
575. Do you know, man?Copy !req
576. - Oh WW-Copy !req
577. You ought to take a hit of this.Copy !req
578. This some good stuff.Copy !req
579. Mm.Copy !req
580. - Wake up Creeper!Copy !req
581. Wake up, man!Copy !req
582. Wake up!Copy !req
583. Wake up, man!Copy !req
584. Who killed Jimmy?Copy !req
585. - Wait a minute, man.Copy !req
586. Wait a minute.Copy !req
587. - Man, who done it?Copy !req
588. Who done it?Copy !req
589. Who killed Jimmy?Copy !req
590. - Lighten up, bra,Copy !req
591. I'll tell ya, I'll tell ya.Copy !req
592. Man, wait a minute, man.Copy !req
593. Damn.Copy !req
594. It had to do with business stuffCopy !req
595. over at the schoolhouse,
man, and uh,Copy !req
596. he wanted out, man, and uh,Copy !req
597. they wouldn't let him.Copy !req
598. He went to the police, you know.Copy !req
599. It didn't do no good.Copy !req
600. One day, he was on
his way to the pad.Copy !req
601. Lowriders passed by,
man, and blow him up.Copy !req
602. You know, I'm comin'
outta the pawn shop.Copy !req
603. You know, I seen it all.Copy !req
604. I was comm' out
the pawn shop, man.Copy !req
605. That's what happened.Copy !req
606. That's the truth man.Copy !req
607. - Alright, you're
under arrest, Dolemite.Copy !req
608. Don't try any of
your funny shit now.Copy !req
609. If he makes a wrong move, kill him.Copy !req
610. - What's the charge
this time, man?Copy !req
611. - This time it's murder.Copy !req
612. Stick your hands out.Copy !req
613. - It looks more like
slaughter to me.Copy !req
614. - Reverend.Copy !req
615. Reverend Gibbs, police officer.Copy !req
616. Reverend Gibbs.Copy !req
617. - It's the police.Copy !req
618. Okay, I'm comin'.Copy !req
619. - It's about time.Copy !req
620. - Just shut up
and hide your black ass.Copy !req
621. Be right there.Copy !req
622. - Don't you curse me, Reverend.Copy !req
623. - Police officer, Reverend.Copy !req
624. - Yes, yes I know.Copy !req
625. I want to ask you
a few questions.Copy !req
626. Maybe you can help clear
up a few things for me.Copy !req
627. - At your service.Copy !req
628. - Two white police officers
came by to see you, right?Copy !req
629. - That's right.Copy !req
630. - What did they want?Copy !req
631. - They were lookin' for DolemiteCopy !req
632. and thought I had seem him.Copy !req
633. - Why would they, uh,
look for Dolemite here?Copy !req
634. - You know, I thought
about that myself.Copy !req
635. - Say, do you know Willie Green?Copy !req
636. - Oh, I see him around.Copy !req
637. Now and then.Copy !req
638. - Well, I'm gonna
give you a chanceCopy !req
639. to level with me, Reverend.Copy !req
640. Who do you work for?Copy !req
641. Willie Green or Dolemite?Copy !req
642. - I work for nobody
but the Lord.Copy !req
643. Because he said, "Blessed
are the pure at heart."Copy !req
644. Amen!Copy !req
645. - Are you pure at
heart, Reverend?Copy !req
646. - Yes, sir, I am.Copy !req
647. Amen.Copy !req
648. Hallelujah!Copy !req
649. - Then why you hidin' that
broad in the back room?Copy !req
650. - What you talkin'
about brother?Copy !req
651. The truth shall make you free!Copy !req
652. - Well you listen to me,Copy !req
653. you free preacher
son of a bitch!Copy !req
654. Now I'm tired of your shit.Copy !req
655. And let me tell you one thing.Copy !req
656. When the shit hits
the fan, Reverend,Copy !req
657. you're gonna be dead
down the middle.Copy !req
658. And I'm coming after you!Copy !req
659. - Queenie, that bitch
been stealin' from you.Copy !req
660. - Say what?Copy !req
661. - You a goddamn lie hoe.Copy !req
662. - Oh, really?Copy !req
663. - Wait, hold it.Copy !req
664. Come on, give it up.Copy !req
665. Come on, give it up.Copy !req
666. Come on, give it up.Copy !req
667. Uh uh, give it all up.Copy !req
668. - Well I'll be goddamn.Copy !req
669. Bitch don't you know?Copy !req
670. Nobody steals in Dolemite house.Copy !req
671. Get yo shit.Copy !req
672. Get out here!Copy !req
673. Get out dumb blonde!Copy !req
674. - Dolemite, can I talk
to you for a minute?Copy !req
675. - Go on and talk man.Copy !req
676. These are my friends.Copy !req
677. - So it's all right, huh?Copy !req
678. - Yeah.Copy !req
679. - What do you know about
the fourth ward, Dolemite?Copy !req
680. - Nothin'.Copy !req
681. - How about some very
classy, young girlsCopy !req
682. that knows a lot about karate?Copy !req
683. And they work for Willie
Green, I understand?Copy !req
684. - What do you know about 'em?Copy !req
685. - Oh, I seen 'em in action
and they're pretty good.Copy !req
686. Do you know Willie Green?Copy !req
687. - Oh, fuck you, man.Copy !req
688. I don't know no
fuckin' Willie Green.Copy !req
689. - Well I'm only
trying to be helpful.Copy !req
690. - Oh it's your kinda niggas thatCopy !req
691. helped me to get in here.Copy !req
692. - Well I hope you get out soon.Copy !req
693. - Black bitch.Copy !req
694. - Dolemite.Copy !req
695. " Ho!"Copy !req
696. - You're free to go now.Copy !req
697. - Oh?Copy !req
698. See ya man.Copy !req
699. - Hey, taxi Mister?Copy !req
700. - Pinky E. Vaughn.Copy !req
701. What brings you down?Copy !req
702. - Now don't you
worry about that.Copy !req
703. Just get in, come on.Copy !req
704. - Oh shit yes, my main woman.Copy !req
705. - How you doin'?Copy !req
706. - Goddamn!Copy !req
707. Give me a big kiss.Copy !req
708. - Come on, let's go.Copy !req
709. - You know, you
still the best manCopy !req
710. that I know in bed.Copy !req
711. - What about Willie Green?Copy !req
712. - Shit, he ain't sayin' it.Copy !req
713. You know, you're the only manCopy !req
714. that really blows my mind.Copy !req
715. - Did you bail me out of
jail just to tell me this?Copy !req
716. - Well, now, I must admit thatCopy !req
717. that was part of it.Copy !req
718. - What was the other part?Copy !req
719. - Oh, baby, you know that
I'm still in love with you.Copy !req
720. - Pinky?Copy !req
721. - Hm?Copy !req
722. - Why did you leave Queen BeeCopy !req
723. when I was sent to prison?Copy !req
724. - Now you know how
lonesome I get without you.Copy !req
725. I decided that I should start
doin' somethin' in my life.Copy !req
726. - From the looks of things,
you've done pretty well.Copy !req
727. - What do you mean by that?Copy !req
728. - Whoever bailed me outCopy !req
729. had to be stickin' pretty good.Copy !req
730. I guess they bailed
me out so they couldCopy !req
731. take a crack shot at my ass.Copy !req
732. - You know, you're such a bitch.Copy !req
733. You don't even trust
your own mother.Copy !req
734. - Since you wanted my love,Copy !req
735. I'm gonna give you a
fuckin' you'll never forget.Copy !req
736. - Yee haw!Copy !req
737. - Chi?Copy !req
738. Yes.Copy !req
739. I want you to do
something for me.Copy !req
740. I want you to go in my room,Copy !req
741. look over my suits,Copy !req
742. in the ceiling,
up on the ceilingCopy !req
743. you'll see a key stuck there.Copy !req
744. I want you to take it
down and bring it to me.Copy !req
745. Meet me at the Total
Experience in one half a hour.Copy !req
746. Can you dig it?Copy !req
747. Okay, baby, I'll see you later.Copy !req
748. - The blond.Copy !req
749. She's kinda nice.Copy !req
750. - She's the one in green...Copy !req
751. She's a kinda, moving
a little bit, too.Copy !req
752. - Just watch them all man.Copy !req
753. They all look good to me.Copy !req
754. - Hey boss.Copy !req
755. - Yeah?Copy !req
756. Yes, love, hey mama,
where'd you come from?Copy !req
757. Goddamn whatever you're lookin' for,Copy !req
758. you can find it, if you're
here for the job, you're hired.Copy !req
759. The rest of these
bitches can go home.Copy !req
760. By the way, what's your name?Copy !req
761. It's Chi, short for Chicago.Copy !req
762. - That's slick.Copy !req
763. Would you, uh, mind
joinin' our table orCopy !req
764. would you rather dance?Copy !req
765. - No thanks, I'm
not here to dance.Copy !req
766. I waitin' for someone.Copy !req
767. - Okay, just, it's cool.Copy !req
768. That good old girl in the red will do.Copy !req
769. - Yeah, I think she would.Copy !req
770. - Say, you in the red.Copy !req
771. You're hired.Copy !req
772. The rest of you girls
continue dancing.Copy !req
773. Yeah, shit.Copy !req
774. - Little short.Copy !req
775. Kinda like that swing.Copy !req
776. - Yeah, well, it's alright man.Copy !req
777. - Doesn't seem your
friend gonna show up, Chi.Copy !req
778. Maybe, um, I may be able
to convince youCopy !req
779. that you've been waiting for meCopy !req
780. all the time and
just didn't know it.Copy !req
781. By the way, who you
waiting for anyway?Copy !req
782. - I'm waitin' for Dolemite.Copy !req
783. - For who?Copy !req
784. - Dolemite motherfucker.Copy !req
785. You heard her.Copy !req
786. Gimme my key, baby.Copy !req
787. Hold my coat.Copy !req
788. - Say, bitch.Copy !req
789. "Say, man, where you gem"?Copy !req
790. Nigga, you don't belong back there.Copy !req
791. Say man this place
isn't yours anymore,Copy !req
792. where the fuck you goin' nigga?Copy !req
793. What's your problem
coming in hereCopy !req
794. and throwin' things away?Copy !req
795. Where you goin' Dolemite?Copy !req
796. You don't own this
place anymore, man.Copy !req
797. This is Willie Green place.Copy !req
798. What are you doin'
throwin' shit around, man,Copy !req
799. and cuttin' the fuckin' carpet?Copy !req
800. Where you goin'
with the money, man?Copy !req
801. You know, I just might call
the police on you, man.Copy !req
802. You know, who do you
think you are, Dolemite,Copy !req
803. come in here, but you
just gotten yourselfCopy !req
804. into real trouble, sucka.Copy !req
805. You just can't come
in here takin' over.Copy !req
806. You understand that, Dolemite?Copy !req
807. - Give that to Willie Green.Copy !req
808. And tell him I want him
out of here in 24 hours.Copy !req
809. And 23 of 'em are already gone.Copy !req
810. You understand?Copy !req
811. - Now just...Copy !req
812. - Want me to get him boss?Copy !req
813. - I'll get the jive ass nigga.Copy !req
814. - Come on, baby, let's go.Copy !req
815. - What happened?Copy !req
816. - Dolemite came here, man.Copy !req
817. 10 men with guns, man.Copy !req
818. Just look at it.Copy !req
819. Look at the place man.Copy !req
820. Yeah.Copy !req
821. - 10 men, huh?Copy !req
822. - Yeah, see?Copy !req
823. - Next time you tell a
lie to me, I'll kill ya.Copy !req
824. - But, Boss he...Copy !req
825. - Shut up.Copy !req
826. And fuck Dolemite!Copy !req
827. - Yah! Yah!Copy !req
828. - It sure it.Copy !req
829. This is where the girls are.Copy !req
830. - Now.
- Yah!Copy !req
831. - Here's your girls.Copy !req
832. What you think about 'em?Copy !req
833. - I'll tell you one
thing, Queen Bee.Copy !req
834. I wouldn't wanna tangle
with those tigers.Copy !req
835. - Well that must mean that
they kind of rough, right?Copy !req
836. - They good enough for me.Copy !req
837. - This ain't nothin'.Copy !req
838. You oughta see 'em when
they really work out.Copy !req
839. Chow, chow, chow, you're out!Copy !req
840. - They may have to work
out sooner than you think.Copy !req
841. - You must be onto
something big.Copy !req
842. - Queen Bee, I took the
club back from Willie Green.Copy !req
843. And he's mighty
damn sore about it.Copy !req
844. - Now how did you
manage to do that?Copy !req
845. We owe him $50,000.Copy !req
846. - Not anymore.Copy !req
847. - Where did you
get the money from?Copy !req
848. - Queen Bee,Copy !req
849. it's one thing that I learnedCopy !req
850. when I was around 15 years old,Copy !req
851. that if I ever went to prison,
it'd be for something big.Copy !req
852. And I promised myself,Copy !req
853. that when I got out, I'd
never be broke again.Copy !req
854. So I paid Willie Green
every damn cent I owe him.Copy !req
855. - Class dismissed.Copy !req
856. - Let's go and
talk to the girls.Copy !req
857. Hang on, once I
talk to these girls.Copy !req
858. Okay, girls, now turn around.Copy !req
859. Dolemite wanna talk to you.Copy !req
860. - Girls,Copy !req
861. we have our club back.Copy !req
862. But there will be problems.Copy !req
863. We'll have problems
from the blacksCopy !req
864. and the whites.Copy !req
865. But from the
demonstration that I sawCopy !req
866. out on the floor
a few minutes ago,Copy !req
867. I know damn well
we can handle it.Copy !req
868. - Right on, yeah.Copy !req
869. - Girls, we gonna give one
of the damnedest partiesCopy !req
870. this city has ever seen.Copy !req
871. Queen Bee is going to
send out invitationsCopy !req
872. to all of our friends
and associatesCopy !req
873. from all over the country.Copy !req
874. And I'm gonna let 'em
know that DolemiteCopy !req
875. is back on the scene.Copy !req
876. I'm gonna let 'em know
that Dolemite is my name,Copy !req
877. and fuckin' up
motherfuckers is my game.Copy !req
878. Girls, I want you to go homeCopy !req
879. and get yourselves together.Copy !req
880. And I'll see you at
the club tomorrow.Copy !req
881. Can you dig it?Copy !req
882. - Okay, girls, see ya tomorrow.Copy !req
883. - Okay bye!Copy !req
884. - Excuse me, everybody, um,Copy !req
885. Miss Edwards would like
to make an announcement.Copy !req
886. - Well good evening,
ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
887. and honored guests.Copy !req
888. We're very happy to
be here this eveningCopy !req
889. to honor a very wonderful man.Copy !req
890. A man, which we all
love so very much.Copy !req
891. This man has done more for
the blacks than anyone.Copy !req
892. The man I'm speaking of...Copy !req
893. Let's give a warm
round of applauseCopy !req
894. to Mayor DaleyCopy !req
895. - Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
896. Thank you, Mrs. Edwards.Copy !req
897. Now, I have to tell you that
we owe all of this to you.Copy !req
898. And I appreciate it.Copy !req
899. It's a wonderful party.Copy !req
900. But it's a party and I'm only
going to say a few words.Copy !req
901. Now, let me make
this perfectly clear.Copy !req
902. No, no, when you go to the
polls again to vote,Copy !req
903. and I thank you for electing me,Copy !req
904. I want you to know,Copy !req
905. these will still be clean.Copy !req
906. - Can I help you, young man?Copy !req
907. - Yes, sir, I'd like to
see Mayor DaleyCopy !req
908. - Do you have an
appointment, sir?Copy !req
909. - Well not exactly, but um,Copy !req
910. if you tell 'em that I'm here,Copy !req
911. he'll wanna see me.Copy !req
912. Well, I'm sorry.Copy !req
913. The mayor doesn't see
uninvited guests in his home.Copy !req
914. - No, no, no, look.Copy !req
915. You go tell Mayor DaleyCopy !req
916. that Willie Green is here
from the fourth war.Copy !req
917. And he'll see me,
now you get that?Copy !req
918. Nigga.Copy !req
919. - Yes sir, yes sir.Copy !req
920. Right away.Copy !req
921. - Just get yourself together.Copy !req
922. Take him into the library.Copy !req
923. - Darling, something
urgent has come upCopy !req
924. Something unexpected.
- Okay.Copy !req
925. - Just go ahead and enjoy
yourselves everybody.Copy !req
926. I'll be back with you shortly.Copy !req
927. Don't you know better
than to come to my home?Copy !req
928. I transact business
in my office.Copy !req
929. Now, what do you want?Copy !req
930. - This is something that
can't wait for no damn office.Copy !req
931. There's trouble at
the fourth ward.Copy !req
932. - Trouble, what kind of trouble?Copy !req
933. - Something that I'm not
gonna take the burnt end for.Copy !req
934. - Well, all right, spill it.Copy !req
935. - Dolemite just got out of jailCopy !req
936. and he's causing
problems in my club.Copy !req
937. Now you know Dolemite.Copy !req
938. Once he gets on your back,Copy !req
939. it's hard to get him off.Copy !req
940. - NOW Willie.Copy !req
941. You don't have to
worry about him.Copy !req
942. I know he's back.Copy !req
943. In fact, I had him bailed out.Copy !req
944. So I can hit him,Copy !req
945. whenever we're ready.Copy !req
946. Just get on back to the club.Copy !req
947. You justCopy !req
948. keep the blacks together.Copy !req
949. You justCopy !req
950. keep things movin.Copy !req
951. You know what I mean.Copy !req
952. - You got it.Copy !req
953. - I'll take care
of the Dolemite.Copy !req
954. Mitchell,Copy !req
955. Sheriff listen.Copy !req
956. Take care, alright?Copy !req
957. Keep my name clean.Copy !req
958. And MitchellCopy !req
959. Listen, I don't
like Willie Green.Copy !req
960. I don't want him
coming here anymore.Copy !req
961. - Good afternoon,Copy !req
962. Dolemite's Total Experience.Copy !req
963. No he's not here.Copy !req
964. Wait just a minute, I
think I hear him, oh-.Copy !req
965. Dolemite, telephone for you.Copy !req
966. - Dolemite here.Copy !req
967. Yes Reverend.Copy !req
968. What kind of tip
do you have for me?Copy !req
969. $500!Copy !req
970. Oh hell no, Reverend,
I'll give you two.Copy !req
971. Meet you in 20 minutes?Copy !req
972. Reverend, I can't be
there in 20 minutes.Copy !req
973. Make it an hour.Copy !req
974. Thanks, okay.Copy !req
975. Goddamn, mama, this
sure is a spooky joint.Copy !req
976. - Yeah, want me to wait outside.Copy !req
977. - Hell no, not this time, mama.Copy !req
978. I want you right by my side.Copy !req
979. - I'm afraid of ghosts.Copy !req
980. - Ghosts, if you
ever see a ghost,Copy !req
981. cut the motherfucker.Copy !req
982. - Good afternoon.Copy !req
983. - What the hell is good
about scaring the hellCopy !req
984. out of my woman here?Copy !req
985. - You got the money?Copy !req
986. - Give him the money baby.Copy !req
987. How's business, Reverend?Copy !req
988. - It could be better.Copy !req
989. - What you got for me man?Copy !req
990. - I know who set you upCopy !req
991. and had you sent to prison.Copy !req
992. I also know who's
behind Willie Green.Copy !req
993. Here.Copy !req
994. Take this address on the docks.Copy !req
995. Go there tomorrow morning.Copy !req
996. You might find it
very interesting.Copy !req
997. If you get a chance
to check out the fish.Copy !req
998. - Man, how am I going
out on that dockCopy !req
999. snooping around without
somebody knowin' about it?Copy !req
1000. - Dolomite, you're no square.Copy !req
1001. You're seeking employment.Copy !req
1002. The man who does the
hiring is the connectionCopy !req
1003. to the main line.Copy !req
1004. - Look like you got a
full house here, Rev.Copy !req
1005. Know any of these guys?Copy !req
1006. - Very well.Copy !req
1007. - Mmm.Copy !req
1008. Two dead ones and one live.Copy !req
1009. - Are you satisfied now?Copy !req
1010. - Gimme me back my money, man.Copy !req
1011. - Now why should I do that?Copy !req
1012. - Just say I open my
mouth and tell the policeCopy !req
1013. about all the guns and all the
shit you got going on here.Copy !req
1014. - Then we'd have to
close it for you.Copy !req
1015. - Come on.Copy !req
1016. That's what I said
about you Reverend.Copy !req
1017. We asked you a
sensible question,Copy !req
1018. you come out with
a sensible answer.Copy !req
1019. Let's go baby.Copy !req
1020. Oh, by the way, Reverend.Copy !req
1021. Why you giving me all
this information anyway?Copy !req
1022. - Oh, just say it's
for the Lord, brother.Copy !req
1023. Besides, I don't like the MFs.Copy !req
1024. If you run into any
trouble, just give the word.Copy !req
1025. The big man sent me.Copy !req
1026. - Good answer, Reverend.Copy !req
1027. Later.Copy !req
1028. Cocaine, just what I expected.Copy !req
1029. Jenny Linch and Mary Love,Copy !req
1030. I want to thank
y'all so much forCopy !req
1031. coming out to be
with me tonight.Copy !req
1032. - Dolemite brother,Copy !req
1033. we wouldn't have missed
it for the world.Copy !req
1034. Thank you, thank you so much.Copy !req
1035. Tonight, I know that
you're ready for a show.Copy !req
1036. Thank you so much.Copy !req
1037. Tonight means a whole lot to meCopy !req
1038. Tonight is Dolemite's night.Copy !req
1039. However, I'd like to acknowledgeCopy !req
1040. some of the friends that,Copy !req
1041. thought very much
of us to come down.Copy !req
1042. Mr. O'Neal from the show ball.Copy !req
1043. Cleveland, Ohio.Copy !req
1044. Billy Butler, Cleveland, Ohio.Copy !req
1045. Mr. Sam Houston, as of
this day, our local town.Copy !req
1046. So now I know you
ready for the show.Copy !req
1047. Let's hoop it up forCopy !req
1048. Mary Love!Copy !req
1049. Doli, we got trouble.Copy !req
1050. - What kind of
trouble, Queen Bee?Copy !req
1051. - The worst kind.Copy !req
1052. Willie Green's out
there with his party.Copy !req
1053. - Is Chi in the club?Copy !req
1054. - Yeah, she's workin' the floor.Copy !req
1055. - Then I want you to
take care of things.Copy !req
1056. Keep your eyes and ears open,Copy !req
1057. you understand?Copy !req
1058. But I'm still worried.Copy !req
1059. And now ladies and gentlemen,Copy !req
1060. the moment that you've
been waiting for,Copy !req
1061. the one man who has brought youCopy !req
1062. to Eat Out More Often and this Pussy
Belong to me.Copy !req
1063. But first to bring it
in time and in tune,Copy !req
1064. we are going to bring
you the Dolemite Dancers.Copy !req
1065. How 'bout it?Copy !req
1066. - Way down in the jungle deep,Copy !req
1067. the lion stepped on the
signified monkey's feet.Copy !req
1068. The monkey said,
"Motherfucker, can't you see?"Copy !req
1069. "You're standing on
my goddamn feet?"Copy !req
1070. The monkey lived in a
jungle in an old oak tree,Copy !req
1071. bullshittin' a lion
every day of the week.Copy !req
1072. Every day before
the sun go down,Copy !req
1073. that lion would kick his ass
all through the jungle town.Copy !req
1074. But the monkey got wise
and started using his wit,Copy !req
1075. start sayin' I'm gonna
put a stop to thisCopy !req
1076. whole ass kickin' shit.Copy !req
1077. So he ran up on the
lion the very next day.Copy !req
1078. He said, "Oh, Mr. Lion",Copy !req
1079. "there's a big bad
motherfucker comin' your way."Copy !req
1080. "And he's someone
that you don't know,"Copy !req
1081. "he just broke-a loose from
Ringling Brothers' show."Copy !req
1082. "Said he talked about your
people in a hell of a way."Copy !req
1083. "He talked about your people
'til my hair turned gray."Copy !req
1084. "But Mr. Lion, you
know that ain't right."Copy !req
1085. "So whenever you run
up on the elephant"Copy !req
1086. "I want you to be ready to fight."Copy !req
1087. The lion jumped up
in a hell of a rage.Copy !req
1088. Like a young man
smokin' some gauge.Copy !req
1089. He ran up to the
elephant, talking with a smile.Copy !req
1090. He said, "All right, you
big bad motherfucker."Copy !req
1091. "It's gonna be
your ass or mine."Copy !req
1092. The lion jumped up
and made a fancy pass.Copy !req
1093. But the elephant
side stepped himCopy !req
1094. and knocked him dead on his ass.Copy !req
1095. He fucked up his jaw,
mess up his feet,Copy !req
1096. broke all four legs, and
knocked his ass outta place.Copy !req
1097. They fought all night
and all the next clay.Copy !req
1098. Somehow the little lion
managed to get away.Copy !req
1099. He drug his ass back to the
jungle more dead than alive,Copy !req
1100. just to run into
that little monkeyCopy !req
1101. and some more of his signifying jive.Copy !req
1102. The monkey said,
"Look here, partner,"Copy !req
1103. "You don't look so swell."Copy !req
1104. "Look like to me you
caught a whole lotta hell."Copy !req
1105. Says, "your eyes is red
and your ass is blue",Copy !req
1106. said, "that I knew in the first
place it wasn't shit to you."Copy !req
1107. "But I told my wife
before you left"Copy !req
1108. "I shoulda whooped your
ass my motherfuckin' self."Copy !req
1109. "Shut up."Copy !req
1110. "Don't you roar 'cause
I'll jump outta this tree"Copy !req
1111. "and whoop your
dog ass some more."Copy !req
1112. "And don't look up here
with your sucker paw case,"Copy !req
1113. “cause I'll piss through
the bark of this treeCopy !req
1114. "in your motherfuckin' face."Copy !req
1115. Little monkey got happy and
started jumpin' up in his dawn.Copy !req
1116. His feet missed the limb,
his ass hit the ground.Copy !req
1117. Like a ball of lightning
and a streak of white heat,Copy !req
1118. that lion was on his
ass with all four feet.Copy !req
1119. Dust rose and tears came in
the little monkey's eyes.Copy !req
1120. Nothin' he could see and
nothin' he could hear,Copy !req
1121. but he knew that was
the end of his bullshitCopy !req
1122. and signified career.Copy !req
1123. And signified career.Copy !req
1124. - Alright, let's hear it!Copy !req
1125. Come back tomorrow
night, same time,Copy !req
1126. at Dolemite's Total Experience.Copy !req
1127. Thank you.Copy !req
1128. - Now here's an
expensive message.Copy !req
1129. And here's my tip.Copy !req
1130. - Hand me my shirt Chi.Copy !req
1131. I want you to go
back out in the clubCopy !req
1132. as soon as I get dressed.Copy !req
1133. I'll be right out.Copy !req
1134. Can you dig it?Copy !req
1135. - Sure.Copy !req
1136. - You want to see me man?Copy !req
1137. - Aha, brother Dolemite.Copy !req
1138. Sit down, join the party.Copy !req
1139. Hey, this is the man
who owns the club.Copy !req
1140. Now, yeah.Copy !req
1141. Hey, what kind of
drink you want man?Copy !req
1142. - I don't think I care
to drink with you man.Copy !req
1143. - I wanna make a deal with you.Copy !req
1144. - What kind of deal?Copy !req
1145. - You cheated me.Copy !req
1146. You paid me a lousy $50,000.Copy !req
1147. - That's right, now
what's your problem?Copy !req
1148. - There's no problem,
it's just interest.Copy !req
1149. $100,000.Copy !req
1150. Come on, don't get excited.Copy !req
1151. Listen, uh,Copy !req
1152. why don't we make another deal?Copy !req
1153. Uh, you and me, partners.Copy !req
1154. Okay?Copy !req
1155. Uh, I saw your act,Copy !req
1156. you're pretty damn good.Copy !req
1157. You know your business.Copy !req
1158. You take care of the business,Copy !req
1159. I take care of the heat.Copy !req
1160. You can keep your
stingy $100,000.Copy !req
1161. - It's nice to have
seen you people.Copy !req
1162. But fuck you man.Copy !req
1163. - Gimme me the gun.Copy !req
1164. - What do you want the gun for?Copy !req
1165. - Gimme the gun!Copy !req
1166. - Here's the gun.Copy !req
1167. - I'm gonna kill Dolemite.Copy !req
1168. I don't want no sweat.Copy !req
1169. Let's turn the place out!Copy !req
1170. You the cook ain't you?
What the fuck is wrong with you?Copy !req
1171. - Dirty black bitch,
I'm gonna kill you.Copy !req
1172. Get this, bitch off of meCopy !req
1173. - Watch out.Copy !req
1174. - Goddamn, Dolemite.Copy !req
1175. Now it's off of you, it's on me.Copy !req
1176. You're hurt pretty bad.Copy !req
1177. We better get you
to the hospital.Copy !req
1178. - There's a back
way out the end.Copy !req
1179. - Okay, we're gonna take off.Copy !req
1180. - What the fuck do
you want, Mitchell?Copy !req
1181. - Yes, sir, I'm tellin'
sir, all hell broke looseCopy !req
1182. out here in the fourth ward.Copy !req
1183. Willie Green is dead,
a couple of his boys.Copy !req
1184. - Oh, hold on.Copy !req
1185. - Looks like Dolemite
did it, yes sir.Copy !req
1186. - Wait a minute.Copy !req
1187. Let me up.Copy !req
1188. Damn“.Copy !req
1189. Shit.Copy !req
1190. Shit.Copy !req
1191. Now where's the Dolemite?Copy !req
1192. Did you get him?Copy !req
1193. - No, sir, he's disappeared.Copy !req
1194. - You find him quick.Copy !req
1195. And kill him before he blows it.Copy !req
1196. And Mitchell, don't
you call me unless,Copy !req
1197. unless he's dead,
you hear me dead.Copy !req
1198. - Yes, sir.Copy !req
1199. - Eddie. Listen to me.Copy !req
1200. Now listen I don't
have much time.Copy !req
1201. I want you to put out a hunt,Copy !req
1202. and you find that
Dolemite and you hold him.Copy !req
1203. And when you get him, what?Copy !req
1204. - Good boy, Eddie.Copy !req
1205. Thank you, yeah.Copy !req
1206. No, no, no.Copy !req
1207. No everything's fine now.Copy !req
1208. Bye.Copy !req
1209. Now listen.Copy !req
1210. This is big man.Copy !req
1211. I want a contract
on the Dolemite.Copy !req
1212. He's at Morningside Hospital.Copy !req
1213. Room 2218.Copy !req
1214. Hit him.Copy !req
1215. Now what's this all about?Copy !req
1216. - It means, goddamn it,Copy !req
1217. I been waitin' for
your ass a long time.Copy !req
1218. Now sit down motherfucker.Copy !req
1219. - What are you doing with that?Copy !req
1220. - I said sit down.Copy !req
1221. - What are you doin'?Copy !req
1222. Now, look, I've
been good to you.Copy !req
1223. - Oh really?Copy !req
1224. Good treatment? You have
used me for long enough.Copy !req
1225. Sit down.Copy !req
1226. And I mean you have
killed a lot of my people.Copy !req
1227. Just shut up!Copy !req
1228. - Where's my wife?Copy !req
1229. - Stupid bitch is in there
sleepin' like a baby.Copy !req
1230. You know what, honey?Copy !req
1231. This is gonna give me
a whole lot of pleasureCopy !req
1232. sending you straight to
hell on this toilet seat.Copy !req
1233. - Careful with that.Copy !req
1234. Alright, I'll give you
everything you want...Copy !req
1235. - Old man, it's
too late for that.Copy !req
1236. - Please, please, don't kill me!Copy !req
1237. You crazy bitch!Copy !req
1238. - Welcome, Blakley.Copy !req
1239. We were expecting you.Copy !req
1240. - Okay, Mr. FBI man,Copy !req
1241. we're gonna put an end
to your spying around.Copy !req
1242. - Pull up his sleeve.Copy !req
1243. - Hey, what are
you guys gonna do?Copy !req
1244. - We're gonna turn you onCopy !req
1245. and then you're gonna
go in the pool and swim.Copy !req
1246. - I can't swim.Copy !req
1247. - Got it all ready now.Copy !req
1248. Enough to kill 10 cows.Copy !req
1249. - Block your arm.Copy !req
1250. - So I'm supposed to be
found ODed in that pool.Copy !req
1251. - That's right.Copy !req
1252. - Hey, you guys are
gettin' away with murder.Copy !req
1253. Look, your boss is getting
away with the loot.Copy !req
1254. - What the hell you talkin' about?Copy !req
1255. - Look behind you.Copy !req
1256. Your boss is getting away.Copy !req
1257. - And to add another burden
to your problem, Dolemite,Copy !req
1258. there's a contract on you.Copy !req
1259. - Oh no, honey.Copy !req
1260. - I guess you come
here to fill it.Copy !req
1261. - Matter of fact, I came
here to try and stop it.Copy !req
1262. - Well, I'll be damned.Copy !req
1263. You know, I thought you was justCopy !req
1264. another one of them
jive ass rooty tootie cops.Copy !req
1265. - You know you
started a lot of shitCopy !req
1266. in this town, Dolemite.Copy !req
1267. But I think I know who
put the contract on you.Copy !req
1268. Tonight we're gonna
try and solve it.Copy !req
1269. - What am I to do man?Copy !req
1270. Lay up here and let 'em take
a crack shot at my black ass?Copy !req
1271. - Not exactly.Copy !req
1272. I got a master plan going.Copy !req
1273. I'll talk to theCopy !req
1274. head of the hospital.Copy !req
1275. And we decided to
change the numberCopy !req
1276. on your room downstairs.Copy !req
1277. Now I need your and Chi's help.Copy !req
1278. Here's what I want you to do.Copy !req
1279. - Dr. Sullivan.Copy !req
1280. Calling Dr. Sullivan.Copy !req
1281. You're wanted in
the emergency room.Copy !req
1282. Dr. Feelgood,Copy !req
1283. calling Dr. FeelgoodCopy !req
1284. you're wanted in
inhalation therapy.Copy !req
1285. - May I help you, sir?Copy !req
1286. - Yes, I'm Mr. Burns.Copy !req
1287. These are my associates.Copy !req
1288. There's a friend
of mine, Dolemite?Copy !req
1289. In room 2218?Copy !req
1290. I'd like to check on him.Copy !req
1291. - Oh yes, Mr. Burns,
but if I'm not mistaken,Copy !req
1292. the room is 2210.Copy !req
1293. - Oh.Copy !req
1294. Son of a bitch.Copy !req
1295. - Just in time, man, thanks, baby.Copy !req
1296. - Are you alright?Copy !req
1297. - Yeah, man, I feel fine.Copy !req
1298. Tell Blakely I'm alright.Copy !req
1299. - There's more to come.Copy !req
1300. Sit tight, I'll be around.Copy !req
1301. - Freeze punk, or
I'll blow your brainsCopy !req
1302. all over the wallpaper.Copy !req
1303. - Alright, afro, on your feet.Copy !req
1304. Place that hand on your head.Copy !req
1305. You're comin' with us.Copy !req
1306. - You rat-soup-eatin'
honkey motherfucker!Copy !req
1307. - Drop it, Mitchell.Copy !req
1308. You too, White.Copy !req
1309. - What the hell's
the matter with you, Blakely?Copy !req
1310. - Are you all crazy?Copy !req
1311. This man's a murderer.Copy !req
1312. I gotta take him in.Copy !req
1313. - I'll take him inCopy !req
1314. along with the both of you.Copy !req
1315. I'm onto your game, Mitchell.Copy !req
1316. It's all over.Copy !req
1317. I work for the FBI.Copy !req
1318. And I'm gonna see that
the both of you do time.Copy !req
1319. Take 'em out of here officer.Copy !req
1320. - You know the routine.Copy !req
1321. - You better think about
what you're doin' man.Copy !req
1322. - Turn around.Copy !req
1323. - I should have never
listened to you, Mitchell.Copy !req
1324. Look at the mess you got us in.Copy !req
1325. - Oh shut up.Copy !req
1326. Ain't nobody made
you do nothin'.Copy !req
1327. - You're the smart guy
with all the brains.Copy !req
1328. - Use your head, punk, huh?Copy !req
1329. - Shit.Copy !req
1330. - I'm not your goddamn daddy.Copy !req
1331. - Hey listen.Copy !req
1332. - Sorry we had to
close you up, Dolemite,Copy !req
1333. but I guess you
can understand why.Copy !req
1334. But you're a free man.Copy !req
1335. What are you gonna doCopy !req
1336. and where you gonna go
from here, Dolemite?Copy !req