1. Come in, Officer Knight
and Greg the Dog.Copy !req
2. Do you copy?Copy !req
3. Oh, hey, Chief.Copy !req
4. What?
No, no, no, no. No "Oh, hey."Copy !req
5. Radio talk. It's "Roger."Copy !req
6. Roger?
I-I thought this was the chief.Copy !req
7. This is the chief.Copy !req
8. Did you find Petey the Cat?Copy !req
9. Not right now, Chief.Copy !req
10. We're trying to find
Petey the Cat.Copy !req
11. - Whoa!
- You crazy kid!Copy !req
12. Greg! Come on, little buddy.Copy !req
13. Whew.Copy !req
14. Whew.Copy !req
15. Thanks, Greg, little buddy.Copy !req
16. Where are you, Petey,
the World's Most Evilest Cat?Copy !req
17. Suckers.Copy !req
18. It's him!
Greg the Dog, hit the siren.Copy !req
19. Greg, if something
happens to me,Copy !req
20. take care of
my girlfriend Alice, will you?Copy !req
21. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
22. You know I got you, buddy.Copy !req
23. Fam.Copy !req
24. Yes!Copy !req
25. Officer Knight, it's the chief.Copy !req
26. Can you hear me? Answer me!Copy !req
27. Typical. Typical!Copy !req
28. Officer Knight here.Copy !req
29. We're on the roof of the
Abandoned Expendable Warehouse.Copy !req
30. Whoa! Over and out.Copy !req
31. So long, suckers.Copy !req
32. Won't have to worry
about you anymore.Copy !req
33. What's he talking abou...Copy !req
34. It's a bomb!Copy !req
35. See? Officer Knight is
a tough copCopy !req
36. with kung fu skills,
but he's got no brains.Copy !req
37. And Greg the Dog is smart,
but his body is his weakness.Copy !req
38. These guys are nothing!Copy !req
39. Yeah, but what if they
combine their skills?Copy !req
40. Well, I'll just make sure
that never happens.Copy !req
41. These two are not gonna ruin
my evil plansCopy !req
42. to take over the world!Copy !req
43. - Um...
- What?Copy !req
44. Can I have tomorrow off?Copy !req
45. - It's my mother's birth...
- You're fired!Copy !req
46. There's a bomb up here.Copy !req
47. Clear everyone out
of the warehouse.Copy !req
48. - It's abandoned.
- Then they have to leave.Copy !req
49. - There's no one here!
- I don't care.Copy !req
50. Get 'em out.Copy !req
51. Worst cop ever.Copy !req
52. Uh, let's see. Green means go.Copy !req
53. Red means not ripe.Copy !req
54. Unless it's an apple.
A red apple's ripe.Copy !req
55. I guess...
I guess red's usually ripe,Copy !req
56. um, unless it's a lemon.Copy !req
57. A-Are there any red lemons?Copy !req
58. Grr...Copy !req
59. Green? Green. Got it.Copy !req
60. Wait, aren't dogs color-blind?Copy !req
61. This is Sarah Hatoff
standing outsideCopy !req
62. the Major Hospital in TownCopy !req
63. in the rain
without an umbrella.Copy !req
64. That's how serious this is.Copy !req
65. What will be the fate
of Officer KnightCopy !req
66. and Greg the Dog?Copy !req
67. I'm sorry to say, Mr. Cop,Copy !req
68. that your head is just
no good anymore.Copy !req
69. Bummer!Copy !req
70. And your body is no good,
either, cop doggy.Copy !req
71. Oh! I've got an idea.Copy !req
72. Oh, tell me, Nurse,
what's your idea?Copy !req
73. What if we sew the dog's head
onto the man's body?Copy !req
74. Great idea and stuff.Copy !req
75. This is Sarah Hatoff
reporting live fromCopy !req
76. the Major Hospital in Town.Copy !req
77. This just in:
It stopped raining.Copy !req
78. And doctors and nurses
have successfully savedCopy !req
79. Officer Knight and Greg the Dog
by creating...Copy !req
80. Dog Man!Copy !req
81. This is Sarah Hatoff— again—Copy !req
82. reporting on
the incredible saga of Dog Man,Copy !req
83. who has shown himself to be
nothing less than a "supa cop."Copy !req
84. With me now,
the chief of police.Copy !req
85. Chief, how has it been havingCopy !req
86. a supa cop like Dog Man
on the force?Copy !req
87. - Hmm. Well...
- I mean, isn't he great?Copy !req
88. - Uh, yes and...
- He's done so muchCopy !req
89. for the citizens of this town,
don't you think?Copy !req
90. - He's made friends.
- Aw.Copy !req
91. He's solved crimes.--Copy !req
92. Barked at a mailman.Copy !req
93. Plays piano for the old folks.Copy !req
94. And even pitched a no-hitter
at the charity softball gameCopy !req
95. for kids who got kicked out of
class and drew comics instead.Copy !req
96. And he did all that in one day.Copy !req
97. He's just Dog Man, supa cop.Copy !req
98. "Dog Man, supa cop"?Copy !req
99. Why is Dog Man
on the front page, Sarah, huh?Copy !req
100. Why do you never report any ofCopy !req
101. the good stuff
that I'm doing, huh, Sarah?Copy !req
102. If I'm gonna get on
a real network, Chief,Copy !req
103. I got to report
the big stories.Copy !req
104. And it's kind of a big story.Copy !req
105. Well, guess what,
I'm a big story, Sarah.Copy !req
106. Wh-What about that timeCopy !req
107. I-I did the thing
th-that was bigCopy !req
108. and everybody was
talking about it?Copy !req
109. You know what
I'm talking about.Copy !req
110. I'd have to look that up.Copy !req
111. Yeah, you got to look it up.Copy !req
112. Oh, oh, Flippy.
What about Flippy?Copy !req
113. Oh, what about that time
I caught Flippy?Copy !req
114. That story's literally
a dead fish.Copy !req
115. A psychokinetic, evil fish.Copy !req
116. - That's dead.
- Sarah, please, look.Copy !req
117. Just-just give
me one little story.Copy !req
118. For-for my mother.Copy !req
119. Okay. She's dead, too.Copy !req
120. She has very good hearing.Copy !req
121. You drive me crazy,
Sarah Hatoff.Copy !req
122. And it's not because I might be
secretly in love with you.Copy !req
123. - What?
- What? I said, "Get out."Copy !req
124. Ugh. Come on, Zuzu.Copy !req
125. And no more of this.Copy !req
126. Milly! Where is Dog Man anyway?Copy !req
127. - I don't know.
- Well, find him.Copy !req
128. Get back here, you.Copy !req
129. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
130. Yeah, good boy.Copy !req
131. That's a good boy.
That's a good boy.Copy !req
132. Oh, my gosh. You startled me.Copy !req
133. Oh, I'm sorry,
but the open houseCopy !req
134. isn't until this afternoon.Copy !req
135. I got to get this place
a little cleaned up.Copy !req
136. The owner left so fast
with her new boyfriend.Copy !req
137. Oh, and her new dog.Copy !req
138. So cute.Copy !req
139. I love love stories.Copy !req
140. Her old boyfriend...Copy !req
141. had a little accident.Copy !req
142. Kaboom! She's all like,Copy !req
143. "I'm not waiting around
for some half man, half dog."Copy !req
144. Which, you know, I get.Copy !req
145. I mean, can you imagine?Copy !req
146. Um, uh, well,
uh, you-you know.Copy !req
147. Hey, are you looking
for a house?Copy !req
148. Here's a bunch of my listings.Copy !req
149. Okay, now, get along,
little doggy... man.Copy !req
150. Dog Man, whatever you are.Copy !req
151. Oh. Oh, you want the ball?Copy !req
152. Oh, okay.Copy !req
153. Uh, I can do this.Copy !req
154. Go get it!Copy !req
155. Aw. Tough day?Copy !req
156. Yeah, Dog Man,
I know how you feel.Copy !req
157. Like a lawn chair
in a hurricane.Copy !req
158. Like a balloon
in a porcupine farm.Copy !req
159. Like a winning lottery ticket
that you forgot to signCopy !req
160. and lost somewhere
at the market, and thenCopy !req
161. Anthony was all, "Where's that
lottery ticket, Milly?"Copy !req
162. And you're all,
"I'm the one who bought it.Copy !req
163. Why are you yelling at me?"Copy !req
164. "I'm not yelling." And I'm all,Copy !req
165. "Okay, Captain Foghorn!"
Ah, geez!Copy !req
166. Kind of like that, right?Copy !req
167. It's tough.Copy !req
168. Milly, have you found Dog Man?Copy !req
169. - Affirmative, Chief.
- Get him in here now!Copy !req
170. We still got to find Petey.Copy !req
171. Unbelievable!Copy !req
172. Unbelievable!Copy !req
173. I tried to get rid
of those two ding-dongs,Copy !req
174. and instead I made a supa cop!Copy !req
175. I got to do something
to get rid of that Dog Man.Copy !req
176. You're going down, Dog Man.Copy !req
177. So down.Copy !req
178. Oh, Dog Man, Dog Man, Dog...Copy !req
179. I got it.Copy !req
180. What do dogs hate?Copy !req
181. Uh, yeah, we're not doing this.Copy !req
182. - You fired me.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
183. But it doesn't mean
you can't answer.Copy !req
184. Yeah, it does.Copy !req
185. Vacuum cleaners.Copy !req
186. Dogs hate vacuum cleaners.Copy !req
187. I'll build a huge, high-tech,
massively expensiveCopy !req
188. - vacuum cleaner.
- Yeah, okay.Copy !req
189. Dogs also hate firecrackers,
and they're like five bucks.Copy !req
190. Well, who asked you?Copy !req
191. Literally, you did.Copy !req
192. Like 30 seconds ago.Copy !req
193. BT-dubs, you owe me a paycheck.Copy !req
194. Evil villains
don't write paychecks.Copy !req
195. The gold coins you gave me
were chocolate.Copy !req
196. You get what you deserve!Copy !req
197. Oh, please.Copy !req
198. Nobody likes that Dog Man
anyway.Copy !req
199. Dog Man's here.Copy !req
200. Dog Man, get in here now!Copy !req
201. Aah! Dog Man!Copy !req
202. I don't like this.Copy !req
203. Stop! Stop licking me!Copy !req
204. Hey, stop! Get off me!Copy !req
205. Okay, stop.
Look, look, listen up.Copy !req
206. Look, you may get a lot
of attention around hereCopy !req
207. because you're smart
and you do kung fuCopy !req
208. and you have visible stitches
on your neck,Copy !req
209. but you work for me
and you do what I say.Copy !req
210. You understand?Copy !req
211. The last thing I need is
you messing up. You got it?Copy !req
212. I mean, I get enough grief
from the mayor.Copy !req
213. Petey, the World's
Most Evilest Cat,Copy !req
214. escaping from jail
all the time.Copy !req
215. The mayor yelling at meCopy !req
216. and making me look bad a-again,
and I just...Copy !req
217. I-I just... I'm-I'm trying!Copy !req
218. Dog Man, I'm trying, you know?Copy !req
219. Huh?Copy !req
220. Hey. No, no, no.Copy !req
221. Stop! Will you get out of here?Copy !req
222. Go and arrest Petey,Copy !req
223. and I don't care
if it takes a montage.Copy !req
224. This is Sarah Hatoff,Copy !req
225. bringing you the "Dog Man
arrests Petey" montage.Copy !req
226. Here with my cameraman, Seamus.Copy !req
227. Yes, that's right, Sarah.Copy !req
228. But Petey isn't just going
to wait around to get arrested.Copy !req
229. He's going to fight back.Copy !req
230. Ha ha!Copy !req
231. Petey's first attack:
a giant vacuum cleaner.Copy !req
232. Oh, my. You don't want
a vacuum in the ocean.Copy !req
233. Brah, "cerealously"?Copy !req
234. Hey, no fair! I can't swim!Copy !req
235. I'd say this approach sucks,Copy !req
236. but that would be
some inappropriate language.Copy !req
237. Huh?Copy !req
238. Hey, you saved me.Copy !req
239. I just got to say...Copy !req
240. - Rats!
- There go the handcuffs.Copy !req
241. And there goes Petey.Copy !req
242. Straight to Cat Jail.Copy !req
243. Hey, hey, Petey.Copy !req
244. Shut it, Big Jim.Copy !req
245. Hey, Big Jim.Copy !req
246. Sorry I was mean.Copy !req
247. Kinda. Hey, let's play.Copy !req
248. Okay.Copy !req
249. So long, suckers!Copy !req
250. Petey escaped again.Copy !req
251. Again?Copy !req
252. Then Petey tried
the Make No Bones 2000.Copy !req
253. No!Copy !req
254. - Rats!
- There go the handcuffs.Copy !req
255. And there goes Petey,
straight to Cat...Copy !req
256. Hey, hey, Petey.Copy !req
257. Shut it, Big Jim.Copy !req
258. Check it out.Copy !req
259. The warden gave me balloons
for my birthday.Copy !req
260. Here you go, Mr. Whiskers.Copy !req
261. - Respect.
- Here, Petey.Copy !req
262. Hey!Copy !req
263. So long, suckers!Copy !req
264. - Petey escaped again!
- Again?Copy !req
265. Now we hit the part
where it all speeds up.Copy !req
266. Right you are, Sarah.Copy !req
267. The Love It or Leash It 2000.Copy !req
268. - There go the...
- Straight to...Copy !req
269. - Escaped!
- Again?Copy !req
270. Then Petey tried
the Crate Expectations 2000.Copy !req
271. - There go the...
- Straight to...Copy !req
272. - Escaped!
- Again?Copy !req
273. The Butt Sniffer 2000.Copy !req
274. Aah! Don't show that one.Copy !req
275. Well, good job, Dog Man.Copy !req
276. Ha ha.Copy !req
277. Funny.Copy !req
278. Cut it out.Copy !req
279. Stop it.Copy !req
280. I said, "Stop it."Copy !req
281. Oh, all right.Copy !req
282. I get it. You want to play.Copy !req
283. Go get it!Copy !req
284. I got you!
You should see your face.Copy !req
285. Oh, Dog Man.Copy !req
286. All right, that's it.Copy !req
287. Oh. Oh, Mayor.Copy !req
288. - Petey escaped again.
- Again?Copy !req
289. Again!Copy !req
290. Yeah, that's why
I said "again" again.Copy !req
291. Yet again! I have had it.Copy !req
292. Dog Man has got to go!Copy !req
293. What?Copy !req
294. Listen, Mayor,
d-don't you thinkCopy !req
295. the problem might be
at Cat Jail?Copy !req
296. Excuse me? Are you saying
my brother is badCopy !req
297. - at running Cat Jail?
- Your brother?Copy !req
298. I want Dog Man off
the Petey case.Copy !req
299. And I want Petey captured.
Capisce?Copy !req
300. That's English for "ASAP."Copy !req
301. Wait, wait, wait, Mayor.Copy !req
302. Dog Man is the champ
of catching Petey.Copy !req
303. That's not fair.Copy !req
304. Oh, that's not fair?Copy !req
305. "That's not fair."Copy !req
306. Here, call this number.Copy !req
307. Life's not fair.Copy !req
308. - What?
- Life's not fair.Copy !req
309. What?Copy !req
310. Dog Man is off the case!Copy !req
311. Ew.Copy !req
312. Just give him
something dumb to do.Copy !req
313. Oh, I know. Like your job.Copy !req
314. Dog Man.Copy !req
315. Oh, no, you don't!Copy !req
316. Sorry, Dog Man.Copy !req
317. Y-You're off the case.Copy !req
318. You're my best cop.Copy !req
319. We'll figure it out.Copy !req
320. Oh. Mmm.Copy !req
321. They'll never find me here.Copy !req
322. This place is a mess.Copy !req
323. Hello.Copy !req
324. Oh, good. You're back.Copy !req
325. - Clean this place up.
- Nah.Copy !req
326. Luckily, you fired me.Copy !req
327. Just forgot my phone charger.Copy !req
328. Fine. Fine.Copy !req
329. I can get anybody
to work for me.Copy !req
330. Ha! The only person who could
stand working for you is you.Copy !req
331. BT-dubs, you still
owe me a paycheck.Copy !req
332. Oh, I sent you your money.Copy !req
333. Puka shells are not money!Copy !req
334. Whatever!Copy !req
335. "The only person
who could standCopy !req
336. working for you is you."Copy !req
337. Wait.Copy !req
338. Wait.Copy !req
339. That's it!Copy !req
340. I need someone
who thinks like me,Copy !req
341. who acts like me, who has
a wretched soul like me.Copy !req
342. I need another me.Copy !req
343. Air fryer, no. Air fryer, no.Copy !req
344. Air fryer, no.Copy !req
345. Air fryer, air fryer,
air fryer, no.Copy !req
346. Air fryer...Copy !req
347. Cloning machine.Copy !req
348. Yes!Copy !req
349. Dog Man, this is the chief.Copy !req
350. Dog Man!Copy !req
351. Look, I-I know you want to be
going after Petey...Copy !req
352. but I got another job
for you.Copy !req
353. So get down here ASAP!Copy !req
354. No! Stop it! Stop it! Okay!Copy !req
355. All right. Okay, stop.
Now it's in my mouth.Copy !req
356. Why do you always
got to lick the...Copy !req
357. inside of my mouth?Copy !req
358. Listen up.Copy !req
359. Do you remember Flippy,Copy !req
360. the fish you gave me
for my birthdayCopy !req
361. that ate way too many
brain dots and got super smartCopy !req
362. with psychokinetic power and
robbed all those pets storesCopy !req
363. for their plastic fish tank
treasure chestsCopy !req
364. because he thought
it was real moneyCopy !req
365. and ended up freezing to deathCopy !req
366. in a fishbowl
high up on the mountainCopy !req
367. before you got to roll around
with him and crush himCopy !req
368. because you like to roll around
with dead fish?Copy !req
369. All right, good,Copy !req
370. 'cause I don't think
I can say that again.Copy !req
371. Here he is— Flippy.Copy !req
372. Dog Man, stop it.
He's dead, okay?Copy !req
373. I thought you got that
from my presentation.Copy !req
374. Anyways, the geniusesCopy !req
375. at the Supa Awesome
Science Center Ova ThereCopy !req
376. want to study his dead brainCopy !req
377. because of all
the mental powers and stuff.Copy !req
378. So I want you to guard
that fish. Oh, Dog Man!Copy !req
379. Dog Man, no! No!Copy !req
380. Stop! Stop it! Bad dog!Copy !req
381. How are we gonna fix this?Copy !req
382. We have rebuilt Flippy
with titanium bonesCopy !req
383. and made him into
a psychokinetic super mechaCopy !req
384. but still dead Flippy
that we can studyCopy !req
385. for his incredible
brain powers.Copy !req
386. Here's a video all about it
that my daughter madeCopy !req
387. for her fifth-grade
filmmaking class.Copy !req
388. Cute.Copy !req
389. All right, Dog Man.Copy !req
390. Let's see what's next for you.Copy !req
391. The Make No Bones 2000,
negative.Copy !req
392. The Love It or Leash It 2000,
strike it through.Copy !req
393. The Crate Expectations 2000,
ixnay.Copy !req
394. The Butt Sniffer 2000...Copy !req
395. All right, what do we got?Copy !req
396. Huh?Copy !req
397. I need a new idea... 2000.Copy !req
398. And that concludes
my presentation.Copy !req
399. Uh, let's see. Any questions?Copy !req
400. Um... let's see.Copy !req
401. Uh... yes, Sarah.Copy !req
402. Sarah Hatoff here
from Live Breaking News Live.Copy !req
403. Just one question, Doctor:
Isn't rebuildingCopy !req
404. a psychokinetic evil fish
dangerous?Copy !req
405. Well, I-I suppose Flippy
could be extra dangerousCopy !req
406. now that he is super and mecha.Copy !req
407. And psychokinetic.Copy !req
408. - And psychokinetic.
- Huh?Copy !req
409. But he couldn't come to life
unless someone stole himCopy !req
410. and flew over
the Living Spray FactoryCopy !req
411. and dropped him
in the smokestackCopy !req
412. where he might punctureCopy !req
413. a Living Spray gas tank
and be rendered alive.Copy !req
414. - What?
- But who would do that?Copy !req
415. Me. Brilliant idea.Copy !req
416. My next plan
to take down Dog Man.Copy !req
417. You're on thin ice, Dog Man,
so don't mess this up.Copy !req
418. Now, sit.Copy !req
419. Stay.Copy !req
420. You only have one job to do.Copy !req
421. Keep your eyes
on those monitors.Copy !req
422. So, if somebody breaks out
your favorite chew toyCopy !req
423. and waves it around...Copy !req
424. you... you look
at the monitors!Copy !req
425. And if somebody has a juicy
and delicious treat...Copy !req
426. —... you're not
going to look at it.Copy !req
427. You...
you look at the monitors!Copy !req
428. And if somebody just happens to
have an eastern gray squirrel,Copy !req
429. you...Copy !req
430. Aah! No!Copy !req
431. Dog Man, just sit here
and don't mess this up,Copy !req
432. or you'll lose your job.Copy !req
433. Huh?Copy !req
434. Dog Man, we heard the alarm.Copy !req
435. Ha ha!Copy !req
436. Petey.Copy !req
437. Brilliant.Copy !req
438. Uh, Seamus,
are you sure about that?Copy !req
439. Oh, jeemus jahonus, Sarah.
How hard can it be?Copy !req
440. Okay, that's left.Copy !req
441. Ah, here we go.Copy !req
442. Don't mess this up,Copy !req
443. or you'll lose your job.Copy !req
444. Dog Man, I just heard
Flippy was stolen.Copy !req
445. Great. You managed
to disappoint me,Copy !req
446. the mayor and the scientistCopy !req
447. over at the Supa Awesome
Science Center Ova There.Copy !req
448. Did you see the perpetrator
who stole that fish?Copy !req
449. Once I've reprogrammed
this fish...Copy !req
450. he'll take care
of Dog Man for me.Copy !req
451. We just crank up
the evil power.Copy !req
452. Huh. Evil is maxed out?Copy !req
453. Oh.Copy !req
454. You're a bad fish, my friend.Copy !req
455. Let's get more specificCopy !req
456. with all that evil.Copy !req
457. Destroy Dog Man.Copy !req
458. No, no. Wait. Wait, wait.Copy !req
459. Destroy all do-gooders.Copy !req
460. Yes. Destroy all do-gooders.Copy !req
461. Destroy all do-gooders.Copy !req
462. Ha ha!Copy !req
463. Huh?Copy !req
464. My cloning machine!Copy !req
465. Oh, jeemus jahonus, Sarah.Copy !req
466. How hard can it be?Copy !req
467. Pretty funny, Dog Man,
but look, we don't have time.Copy !req
468. It's Petey.Copy !req
469. It-it's Petey. You found Petey.Copy !req
470. Good dog.Copy !req
471. Get off! Not now!Copy !req
472. - Milly!
- Chief?Copy !req
473. Who's around to help out?Copy !req
474. Everybody's busy, Chief.
It's quiet.Copy !req
475. Like a frozen lake in winter.Copy !req
476. Like dinnertime on the moon.Copy !req
477. Like when Anthony fell asleep
on his fishing boatCopy !req
478. and yells to the dock,
"Why did you untie my boat?"Copy !req
479. And I'm like,
"Me? It's not my faultCopy !req
480. you can't tie a knot,
Captain Stubing."Copy !req
481. - And I'm all like...
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
482. Help has arrived.Copy !req
483. "Step one: Insert DNA
into the DNA chute."Copy !req
484. "Step two: Press start button."Copy !req
485. "Step three: Open door
to retrieve your clone."Copy !req
486. Yeah.Copy !req
487. Uh...Copy !req
488. What?Copy !req
489. "Step four: Wait 18 years for
your clone to reach adulthood"?Copy !req
490. What? 18 years? No!Copy !req
491. "If you make a mistake,
hit the 'undo' button.Copy !req
492. Sold separately."Copy !req
493. Sold separately? No!Copy !req
494. Whew.Copy !req
495. Papa?Copy !req
496. What? Huh?Copy !req
497. Papa.Copy !req
498. - Who you talking to?
- Papa.Copy !req
499. Papa? No, I am not your papa.Copy !req
500. You are my clone.Copy !req
501. I want my whisker back.Copy !req
502. I want my money back!Copy !req
503. I want my life back!Copy !req
504. Look, Dog Man,
the mayor will have a cowCopy !req
505. if she knows about this, but...Copy !req
506. Check this out.
If Petey's got the fishCopy !req
507. and you're going for the fishCopy !req
508. and you just might
accidentally,Copy !req
509. on purpose but didn't mean to,
but it just went down that way,Copy !req
510. catch Petey...Copy !req
511. You find the fish,
you find the cat.Copy !req
512. I mean, what's the mayor
gonna say? "That's not fair"?Copy !req
513. Life's not fair.Copy !req
514. Right?Copy !req
515. Hey, Dog Man, stop.
Dog Man, stop, stop, stop.Copy !req
516. Look, Dog Man, look.Copy !req
517. Are you ready?Copy !req
518. Good.Copy !req
519. Let's do this.Copy !req
520. Okay. Listen up.Copy !req
521. You're my clone, which means
evil runs through your veins.Copy !req
522. - Okay.
- You are destinedCopy !req
523. - to be a villain.
- Ooh.Copy !req
524. - Is that fun?
- So much fun.Copy !req
525. - Yay!
- Of course,Copy !req
526. fun surrounded by, you know,
miserable suffering,Copy !req
527. loneliness and, like,
zero appreciation.Copy !req
528. I mean zero.Copy !req
529. Do you even know
what I'm saying?Copy !req
530. No, but it sounds fun.Copy !req
531. I want to be miserable, too.Copy !req
532. Good. That's the spirit.Copy !req
533. Now, I got to go do something.Copy !req
534. - You stay put.
- Why?Copy !req
535. - Because you can't come.
- Why?Copy !req
536. Because it's serious business
and you're not ready yet.Copy !req
537. Why?Copy !req
538. I said you can't go.Copy !req
539. Why?Copy !req
540. Fine, but no talking.Copy !req
541. Do you have a car seat?Copy !req
542. - A what?
- A kid's car seat?Copy !req
543. You're a cloned cat sitting
in a flying mechanical bug.Copy !req
544. They don't make
a car seat for that.Copy !req
545. Okay, Papa.Copy !req
546. Stop calling me Papa.Copy !req
547. Okay.Copy !req
548. Papa.Copy !req
549. - I made you a book.
- What?Copy !req
550. Will you just hold on
and be quiet?Copy !req
551. - I need to go potty.
- Why?Copy !req
552. 'Cause I need to.Copy !req
553. No, not "why." I know why.Copy !req
554. Sheesh. Just hold it.Copy !req
555. There it is,
the Living Spray Factory.Copy !req
556. Just a little closer.Copy !req
557. Ooh, what do these buttons do?Copy !req
558. - Pretty.
- Don't touch any...Copy !req
559. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
560. You almost got me killed...!Copy !req
561. Oh, no!Copy !req
562. Aah! It's stuck!Copy !req
563. Oh, great. Look what you did.Copy !req
564. It went down the wrong pipe,
and it's stuck.Copy !req
565. What is with you?Copy !req
566. I'm miserable.Copy !req
567. Look, I don't need a kid.Copy !req
568. I didn't ask for a kid.
I don't want a kid!Copy !req
569. I got my own stuff to do,
and it's important.Copy !req
570. And when I say, "Don't touch
that button," you...Copy !req
571. Shh.Copy !req
572. Shh, shh!Copy !req
573. No, hey. Shh.Copy !req
574. Shh!Copy !req
575. If you're gonna catch
that cat...Copy !req
576. you're gonna need
my special gear.Copy !req
577. Mm-hmm.Copy !req
578. All right, come on. Get in.Copy !req
579. Ugh.Copy !req
580. Come here.Copy !req
581. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
582. Okay, you put the little part—
this end, right?--Copy !req
583. up to your eyes, and then
the stuff that's far awayCopy !req
584. will look really big, right?Copy !req
585. Yeah, you get it.Copy !req
586. All right, kid.Copy !req
587. - Get in.
- Why?Copy !req
588. Just get in.
We're gonna play a little game.Copy !req
589. Ooh. I hope it's "Miserable."Copy !req
590. It's called...Copy !req
591. the "New Home" game.Copy !req
592. This is just for pretend,
right?Copy !req
593. Of course.Copy !req
594. Ooh, a free kitty.Copy !req
595. How much does he cost?Copy !req
596. Uh, free.Copy !req
597. But I only have a dollar.Copy !req
598. A dollar?Copy !req
599. Can I get change?Copy !req
600. Thank you.Copy !req
601. - What's your name?
- He doesn't have one.Copy !req
602. Yes, I do. I'm Li'l Petey.Copy !req
603. I think I'll call you Snowball.Copy !req
604. I think I'll call you
Poo-Poo Head.Copy !req
605. What?Copy !req
606. How rude!Copy !req
607. Here's your money back.Copy !req
608. I got to go potty.Copy !req
609. - Again?
- I didn't go last time.Copy !req
610. Wait, maybe I did.Copy !req
611. - No, I still got to go.
- What is wrong with people?Copy !req
612. "How much is the free kitty?"Copy !req
613. I don't know. Maybe it's free.Copy !req
614. I mean, it says it
right on the... box.Copy !req
615. Hey. Little cat?Copy !req
616. Uh, little dude?Copy !req
617. Hmm.Copy !req
618. Mm.Copy !req
619. Papa?Copy !req
620. Papa.Copy !req
621. Papa!Copy !req
622. Papa?Copy !req
623. Papa.Copy !req
624. Papa!Copy !req
625. Don't worry.Copy !req
626. - It'll be okay.
- Hmm?Copy !req
627. Good night, little crate.Copy !req
628. Don't be afraid.Copy !req
629. - Is that your house?
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
630. Wow. It looks bigger
on the inside.Copy !req
631. - Is this where you sleep?
- Mm.Copy !req
632. Can you read me a story?Copy !req
633. Yep, solved that problem.Copy !req
634. No more little kid.Copy !req
635. So now we can get back
to destroying Dog Man!Copy !req
636. Huh?Copy !req
637. "Papa and Me" by Li'l Petey.Copy !req
638. All right.Copy !req
639. "To Papa.
Papa and me are in the air.Copy !req
640. "It rained, and Papa and me
went into the lab.Copy !req
641. Look at Papa's new invention."Copy !req
642. "Papa and me think
the same thing."Copy !req
643. Ugh.Copy !req
644. Aw, Dog Man's got a friend.Copy !req
645. Huh?Copy !req
646. Dog Man, it's the chief.Copy !req
647. Who still has
an answering machine?Copy !req
648. Look, look. What is going on
with Petey, huh?Copy !req
649. Get back at me. It's important.Copy !req
650. Don't forget what's important.Copy !req
651. Janet?
Janet, what's that noise?Copy !req
652. Pressure's building
in the tanks.Copy !req
653. Something's clogging
the not-a-smokestack.Copy !req
654. What?Copy !req
655. Pressure supa high.Copy !req
656. Pressure supa high.Copy !req
657. Oh, no! Oh, no!Copy !req
658. Rocco!Copy !req
659. Gotcha.Copy !req
660. Ugh. "Cerealously"?Copy !req
661. Pressure supa high.Copy !req
662. What? Huh?Copy !req
663. Whew. That was it.Copy !req
664. At last!Copy !req
665. Huh.Copy !req
666. Oh. Right.Copy !req
667. Yes!Copy !req
668. My 80 Hexotron Droid-Formigon
is complete.Copy !req
669. Hello.Copy !req
670. You're back.Copy !req
671. Finally came to your senses.Copy !req
672. No, I came to annoy you.Copy !req
673. Behold.Copy !req
674. What? I don't...Copy !req
675. So what?Copy !req
676. Dog Man?Copy !req
677. What? Dog Man?Copy !req
678. Oh, yeah. You still owe me.Copy !req
679. I paid you.Copy !req
680. Bottle caps are not money!Copy !req
681. My clone with Dog Man?Copy !req
682. Oh, change of plans.Copy !req
683. I need you to scan this
and find the kid who made it.Copy !req
684. Well?Copy !req
685. Unbelievable.Copy !req
686. Well, don't just stand there.Copy !req
687. Go. Go, go, go, go get him.Copy !req
688. Oh, hi, Papa.Copy !req
689. What you doing?Copy !req
690. Getting you out of here
is what.Copy !req
691. How'd you find me?Copy !req
692. That's 80HD.Copy !req
693. He can find anybody. Come on.Copy !req
694. Hey, Papa.Copy !req
695. Look at this cute flowers.Copy !req
696. - Those are weeds.
- Oh.Copy !req
697. Hey, Papa.
Look at the pretty river.Copy !req
698. It's polluted.Copy !req
699. Oh.Copy !req
700. Hey, Papa.
Look at all the twinkly stars.Copy !req
701. Hey, you're standing in mud.Copy !req
702. Sheesh.Copy !req
703. That Dog Man's got you thinking
the whole world is justCopy !req
704. rainbows and unicorns
and lollipops.Copy !req
705. Ooh, lollipops. Hey.Copy !req
706. What about Dog Man?Copy !req
707. Oh, don't you worry.Copy !req
708. I got a special plan
to take care of Dog Man.Copy !req
709. The Squirrel Shooter 2000.Copy !req
710. Fun. Dog Man likes
to chase squirrels.Copy !req
711. Yeah, I'm kind of
counting on that.Copy !req
712. Time for bed.Copy !req
713. This is my room.Copy !req
714. And this is yours.Copy !req
715. I'm sleeping with you.Copy !req
716. - No, you're not.
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
717. No, you're not.Copy !req
718. - Yes, I am.
- No, you're not!Copy !req
719. Yes, I am.Copy !req
720. You're not sleeping with me,
and that's final.Copy !req
721. Yes, I am.Copy !req
722. Look, little guy...Copy !req
723. I want to give you the support
and guidance you needCopy !req
724. to be mean
and rotten-hearted like me.Copy !req
725. When I was a kid, my pop
didn't do anything for me.Copy !req
726. He got a truck,
he took all our stuff,Copy !req
727. and then he left
me and my mom all alone.Copy !req
728. - He did?
- Yep.Copy !req
729. I never saw him again.Copy !req
730. How come I made youCopy !req
731. but you're not like me?Copy !req
732. Maybe I am, but you just
don't like that part.Copy !req
733. Oh, I know.
Let's go find your papa.Copy !req
734. Maybe he's changed.
Maybe he's sorry.Copy !req
735. Look, I know you think
everybody is a good guyCopy !req
736. deep down inside,
but that's just not reality.Copy !req
737. The world's a horrible place.Copy !req
738. It's mostly misery
and selfishness out there.Copy !req
739. That's reality.Copy !req
740. I'm sleeping with you.Copy !req
741. No, you're...Copy !req
742. When you find my grampa,
bring him back here, okay?Copy !req
743. Hey, Dog Man.Copy !req
744. - How's it going?
- Ruff!Copy !req
745. I'll be right over.Copy !req
746. Dog Man, what happened?Copy !req
747. Sarah!Copy !req
748. Yes. Sarah Hatoff here,Copy !req
749. reporting live
from Dog Man's house.Copy !req
750. Have you seen this cat?Copy !req
751. He disappeared overnight.Copy !req
752. Dog Man, wait! Wait up!Copy !req
753. Where, oh, where
has this little cat gone?Copy !req
754. Where would you find
a little kitty?Copy !req
755. Oh, of course.Copy !req
756. Yarn Yurt.Copy !req
757. Mice & Cheese-y? Good idea.Copy !req
758. Nothing?Copy !req
759. What about
The Indifferent Shop?Copy !req
760. "Go away or not.
I don't care." Hmm.Copy !req
761. Chuckie's Things You Chuck?Copy !req
762. Laser Pointer Palace?Copy !req
763. Cozy Cat Carpet Club?Copy !req
764. Kibble McNibble?
Hot Tin Woof? Ears for Fears?Copy !req
765. Uh...Copy !req
766. We've checked all over town.Copy !req
767. We found nothing.Copy !req
768. Well, except in the sandbox.Copy !req
769. Ew.Copy !req
770. So, if you see this cat,Copy !req
771. please return him to Dog Man.Copy !req
772. My clone?Copy !req
773. Return him to Dog Man? Ha!Copy !req
774. Well, you can't return him
to Dog ManCopy !req
775. if there is no Dog Man.Copy !req
776. Doorbell.Copy !req
777. Hmm?Copy !req
778. Wha... Hey!Copy !req
779. You metal...
What-what are you...Copy !req
780. Put me down,
you nincompoopsicle.Copy !req
781. Petey?Copy !req
782. I'm not Petey.Copy !req
783. I'm Li'l Petey, your grandson.Copy !req
784. You got a lot of nose hairs.Copy !req
785. What? Well, you got a head
like a water buffalo.Copy !req
786. Dad?Copy !req
787. Huh?Copy !req
788. Son?Copy !req
789. Is... is all this yours?Copy !req
790. Yeah.Copy !req
791. Well, don't quit your day job.Copy !req
792. Say, what do you got to eat
around here, huh?Copy !req
793. Where's the food in this dump?Copy !req
794. You shouldn't put the dishes
up so high.Copy !req
795. Why did you bring him here?Copy !req
796. I'm sorry, Papa. I just wanted
you to have your papa back.Copy !req
797. My papa? My pa...Copy !req
798. That guy abandoned me.Copy !req
799. Do you have any idea
what that feels like?Copy !req
800. Yes.Copy !req
801. And I forgave you.Copy !req
802. Where do you keep
the air fryer?Copy !req
803. Oh, that one hit me.Copy !req
804. You think someone
stole this thing,Copy !req
805. flew over
the Living Spray FactoryCopy !req
806. and dropped him
in the not-a-smokestack,Copy !req
807. hoping he would come to life?Copy !req
808. Like that would ever happen.
Chuck it.Copy !req
809. Hey! Two points!Copy !req
810. Denied.Copy !req
811. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh.Copy !req
812. Dude.Copy !req
813. The Living Spray! Run!Copy !req
814. Go, go!Copy !req
815. Oh!Copy !req
816. The Living Spray
has brought me back to life.Copy !req
817. Now I'm quite ready
to use my evil to...Copy !req
818. destroy all do-gooders.Copy !req
819. Which, for some reason,Copy !req
820. I'm now compelled to do.Copy !req
821. Weird, innit?Copy !req
822. Oh.Copy !req
823. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
824. The entire factory
is coming to life.Copy !req
825. Come on.Copy !req
826. Arise, my beastly building.Copy !req
827. Arise!Copy !req
828. Yes. Come on.Copy !req
829. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
830. Come on, get up.Copy !req
831. Get up.Copy !req
832. Are you with me, building?Copy !req
833. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
834. What is that?
Is that a yes or...Copy !req
835. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
836. Okay, then.Copy !req
837. Let us...Copy !req
838. destroy all do-gooders.Copy !req
839. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
840. I'm gonna get you
once and for all, Dog Man.Copy !req
841. You love squirrels so much,
fetch this.Copy !req
842. Hey, Papa.Copy !req
843. Where are you going, Papa?Copy !req
844. Oh. I am, uh,
gonna go get some milk.Copy !req
845. But we have lots of milk.Copy !req
846. Yeah, except your milk decided
to spill all over the floor.Copy !req
847. Let me guess.
You're the smart one...Copy !req
848. and he's the mooch
riding on your coattails.Copy !req
849. Why don't you mind
your own beeswax, Dad?Copy !req
850. What are you gonna do? Cry?Copy !req
851. Like in the old days?
"Wah, wah, wah"?Copy !req
852. You shouldn't say that, Grampa.Copy !req
853. What? Why? What do you care?Copy !req
854. He's my papa.Copy !req
855. I love him.Copy !req
856. Love?Copy !req
857. Like I feel something.Copy !req
858. Love isn't just
something you feel, Grampa.Copy !req
859. Love is something you do.Copy !req
860. All right, all right,
all right.Copy !req
861. I didn't ask for
your life story, Jabber Jaw.Copy !req
862. Everybody around here is just
a big fussbudget around here.Copy !req
863. Everybody's
going around being...Copy !req
864. Look, I got to do something.Copy !req
865. You stay here with 80HD.Copy !req
866. But...Copy !req
867. Do not leave. Do not follow.Copy !req
868. I got to do what I got to do.Copy !req
869. Get milk.Copy !req
870. Right. Right.Copy !req
871. Milk.Copy !req
872. I'm a cat.Copy !req
873. Milk.Copy !req
874. Li'l Petey!Copy !req
875. Li'l Petey?Copy !req
876. Dog Man, are you okay?Copy !req
877. Come on.Copy !req
878. We got to keep going.Copy !req
879. Look, I know you're sad.Copy !req
880. You feel like
you've lost a lot.Copy !req
881. When I was a kid,
I lost someone, too.Copy !req
882. My gerbil, Colonel Kurtz.Copy !req
883. It was really hard for me.Copy !req
884. I missed his sharp, tiny teethCopy !req
885. and his sad little beady eyes.Copy !req
886. But I learned something
really important.Copy !req
887. Gerbils can be mean.Copy !req
888. And you've got to keep going.Copy !req
889. That's right.Copy !req
890. We're gonna keep going.Copy !req
891. Oh, Dog Man!Copy !req
892. Um, I mean keep going.Copy !req
893. Oh, wait, seriously,
keep going.Copy !req
894. Seamus!Copy !req
895. Dog Man!Copy !req
896. At last, the final showdown.Copy !req
897. Oh, do you like
chasing squirrels?Copy !req
898. Do you? Huh?Copy !req
899. Squirrels? Huh?Copy !req
900. Okay, here it comes.Copy !req
901. Dog Man, no!Copy !req
902. For the love of Pete!Copy !req
903. Mechanical exploding squirrels?Copy !req
904. How evil can one cat be?Copy !req
905. Pretty evil.Copy !req
906. Buckle up.Copy !req
907. Oh...Copy !req
908. do-gooders.Copy !req
909. Where are you...Copy !req
910. do-gooders?Copy !req
911. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
912. They're up on that giant gyro.Copy !req
913. Yo, it's a cheesesteak.Copy !req
914. This is Sarah Hatoff downtown,
where Dog Man...Copy !req
915. Dog Man?Copy !req
916. has successfully caught upCopy !req
917. - with Petey the Cat...
- Papa.Copy !req
918. after a wild chase
ending in a giant gyro.Copy !req
919. It's a cheesesteak.Copy !req
920. - Correction: cheesesteak.
- Wha...?Copy !req
921. Dog Man may finally
have a chanceCopy !req
922. to make the arrest
and keep his job.Copy !req
923. Oh, really?Copy !req
924. Last chance, Dog Man.Copy !req
925. What?Copy !req
926. "Stuck in cheesesteak"?Copy !req
927. Rats.Copy !req
928. Rats.Copy !req
929. Rats!Copy !req
930. Well, it looks like Dog Man
has just cornered Petey,Copy !req
931. the World's Most Evilest Cat.Copy !req
932. Dog Man!Copy !req
933. Li'l Petey.Copy !req
934. What are you doing
with my papa?Copy !req
935. How did you not put that one
together, Dog Man, huh?Copy !req
936. What you gonna do,
arrest me in front of my clone?Copy !req
937. Or, uh, like, my child?Copy !req
938. Your little buddy?Copy !req
939. Incredible twist here downtown.Copy !req
940. Li'l Petey is actually
Petey's sonCopy !req
941. in a coincidence so obvious
it's not really a coincidence.Copy !req
942. - What's Dog Man to do?
- Arrest him!Copy !req
943. - Arrest him!
- Let him go.Copy !req
944. No, wait. Arrest him.Copy !req
945. I miss him.Copy !req
946. Come on, let me go.Copy !req
947. He ditched you for me.Copy !req
948. No, I didn't.Copy !req
949. Dog Man,
I am your friend, really.Copy !req
950. You can't be friends
with this... this do-gooder.Copy !req
951. Do-gooder?Copy !req
952. - Wha...?
- Did someone say "do-gooder"?Copy !req
953. Flippy?Copy !req
954. Flippy! Ha!Copy !req
955. My plan worked.Copy !req
956. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
957. And you brought a friend.Copy !req
958. Oh, you're in for it now,
Dog Man,Copy !req
959. because I programmed that fishCopy !req
960. to destroy do-gooders.Copy !req
961. Destroy all do-gooders.Copy !req
962. Say bye-bye, Dog Man.Copy !req
963. Wh-What?Copy !req
964. Wh-Wh-Wh-Whoa.
Wait, wait.Copy !req
965. Wh-What are you doing?Copy !req
966. No, Flippy! Wait.Copy !req
967. - Dog Man? Papa?
- Oh, no!Copy !req
968. No! No, no, no, no, no. No.Copy !req
969. Not Li'l Petey.Copy !req
970. Papa!Copy !req
971. Hey, no!Copy !req
972. Dog Man.Copy !req
973. Li'l Petey.Copy !req
974. Oh, no! Dog Man!Copy !req
975. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
976. Dog Man.Copy !req
977. Come on.Copy !req
978. Dog Man, listen.Copy !req
979. We can go after
Li'l Petey together.Copy !req
980. I programmed FlippyCopy !req
981. to destroy all do-gooders,
and I'm no do-gooder.Copy !req
982. You need me.Copy !req
983. Look, you can arrest me later.
I promise.Copy !req
984. Partners?Copy !req
985. Hero dog, evil cat.Copy !req
986. What was that?Copy !req
987. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
988. Oh, great. Now we're supposed
to beat a giant building?Copy !req
989. What's the toughest,
scariest thingCopy !req
990. we could fight them with?Copy !req
991. A mailman?Copy !req
992. Seriously?Copy !req
993. Wait, I got it.Copy !req
994. Come on!Copy !req
995. Put me down!Copy !req
996. "Put me down."Copy !req
997. I could destroy you right now,
but... idea— brilliant—Copy !req
998. you might be a rather effective
piece of baitCopy !req
999. for the other do-gooders.Copy !req
1000. Let's see if they can find youCopy !req
1001. before the ticking clock
runs out, shall we?Copy !req
1002. What happens then?Copy !req
1003. Ah.Copy !req
1004. Uh, well, uh, nothing,
if I'm being totally honest.Copy !req
1005. I just thought we needed
a ticking clock.Copy !req
1006. My bad.Copy !req
1007. Right, so now we simply
wait for a...Copy !req
1008. Special delivery!Copy !req
1009. From the Mecha Mailman 2000.Copy !req
1010. - Wha...?
- Hit it, Dog Man.Copy !req
1011. Now, hand over that little cat.Copy !req
1012. Oh.Copy !req
1013. Okay. No.Copy !req
1014. Now, my beastly building,
arise and attack.Copy !req
1015. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1016. Whoa!Copy !req
1017. Whoa.Copy !req
1018. Flippy is on a rampage,Copy !req
1019. and it looks like he's getting
a lot of help.Copy !req
1020. Milly, we have an emergency!Copy !req
1021. Extra toilet paper
in the closet, Chief.Copy !req
1022. Not that!Copy !req
1023. But good to know.Copy !req
1024. Aah! No, no, no.Copy !req
1025. Yes.Copy !req
1026. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
1027. Not the suplex!Copy !req
1028. Papa, help!Copy !req
1029. Whoa!Copy !req
1030. Li'l Petey!Copy !req
1031. Get away from him, you fish!Copy !req
1032. He's free.Copy !req
1033. Run, Li'l Petey, run! Run!Copy !req
1034. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1035. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1036. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1037. Gooba gab... Meh.Copy !req
1038. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1039. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1040. Hey, I can see
my house from here.Copy !req
1041. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1042. Large buildings
are coming to lifeCopy !req
1043. and destroying the city.Copy !req
1044. Everyone...Copy !req
1045. Everyone needs to clear out.Copy !req
1046. It is not safe here.Copy !req
1047. - That means you, Sarah.
- What?Copy !req
1048. And I'm not just saying that
because I'm in love with you.Copy !req
1049. You just
said that on live TV.Copy !req
1050. Aw.Copy !req
1051. All right, fine.Copy !req
1052. I-I'm in love with you,
Sarah Hatoff.Copy !req
1053. I said it.
Now, get out of here.Copy !req
1054. If you think I'm leaving
the biggest story of my life,Copy !req
1055. you're an even bigger idiot
than the one I'm in love with.Copy !req
1056. You just said that on live TV.Copy !req
1057. - Ugh. Fine.
- Fine.Copy !req
1058. - Fine.
- Fine!Copy !req
1059. Fine!Copy !req
1060. And now, my beautiful army,
destroy them.Copy !req
1061. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1062. Gooba gabba. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1063. Whoa!Copy !req
1064. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1065. Oh, no.Copy !req
1066. Whoa!Copy !req
1067. Grampa, Papa's in trouble.Copy !req
1068. Oh, I'll get right on that.Copy !req
1069. 80HD, Papa's in trouble.Copy !req
1070. Cool.Copy !req
1071. Oopsies.Copy !req
1072. Yeah! Oh!Copy !req
1073. Looks bad, Dog Man.Copy !req
1074. We've only been partners
for like six minutes,Copy !req
1075. but it's been real.Copy !req
1076. I've matured and I respect you,Copy !req
1077. even if I'm only saying that
for dramatic impactCopy !req
1078. and I'm actually still evil
and rotten inside.Copy !req
1079. Dog Man?Copy !req
1080. Dog Man.Copy !req
1081. Wha...Copy !req
1082. Not in the mouth.Copy !req
1083. - Petey, look.
- Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
1084. I know you need to arrest me
for escaping from Cat Jail...Copy !req
1085. but there are buildings
causing mayhem out there.Copy !req
1086. They're destroying the city.Copy !req
1087. Things can't possibly
get any worse.Copy !req
1088. Chief, turns out we actuallyCopy !req
1089. are out of toilet paper.Copy !req
1090. We're trapped.Copy !req
1091. What?Copy !req
1092. Good dog.Copy !req
1093. No, stop. Not now. Not now.Copy !req
1094. Yes. Finish them.Copy !req
1095. - Everyone, follow Dog Man.
- Me first.Copy !req
1096. Whoa!
We got a cave-in back here.Copy !req
1097. Aah! Run!Copy !req
1098. Climb up. Come on.Copy !req
1099. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1100. Leave my papa alone.Copy !req
1101. Huh?Copy !req
1102. Hi, Papa.Copy !req
1103. No. Li'l Petey, no!Copy !req
1104. What the... Who's that?Copy !req
1105. Robo-Cat?Copy !req
1106. Flippy-ki-yay, Flippy flipper.Copy !req
1107. - Huh?
- Huh?Copy !req
1108. Yeah!Copy !req
1109. Gooba gabba!Copy !req
1110. Whoa.Copy !req
1111. - Gooba gabba.
- Go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1112. No! You can't escape me,
you sniveling little...Copy !req
1113. Come here!Copy !req
1114. Oh, do-gooders.Copy !req
1115. Li'l Petey!Copy !req
1116. Dog Man?Copy !req
1117. Papa.Copy !req
1118. Flippy is coming this way!Copy !req
1119. Oh, Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1120. Come out and play.Copy !req
1121. Everybody, clear out.Copy !req
1122. You'll never get away,
Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1123. Come on. Let's go.Copy !req
1124. I'll hunt you down
to my last breath.Copy !req
1125. What are you waiting for?Copy !req
1126. I'll never stop
till you're dead, Robo-Cat!Copy !req
1127. You better run, Papa.Copy !req
1128. It's me he wants.Copy !req
1129. Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1130. Oh, Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1131. Take him, Dog Man.Copy !req
1132. I'll create a distraction
and stall the fish.Copy !req
1133. Papa, wait.Copy !req
1134. Li'l Petey,
if something happens to me,Copy !req
1135. just try to be evil and stuff
and do the wrong thing.Copy !req
1136. - For me.
- Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1137. But, Papa,
Flippy's gonna destroy you.Copy !req
1138. I'll be okay, kid.Copy !req
1139. He's only after do-gooders.Copy !req
1140. And I'm no do-gooder.Copy !req
1141. Ah, Robo-Cat. There you are.Copy !req
1142. Go on, get out.Copy !req
1143. I want all you losers
out of here now.Copy !req
1144. Let's take cover in here.Copy !req
1145. Well, if it isn't
the mighty Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1146. Oh. Oh, you're much cuter
from a distance.Copy !req
1147. Can I say that? Do you mind?Copy !req
1148. 'Cause up close,
you kind of look old and sadCopy !req
1149. and like you might have
unresolved daddy issues.Copy !req
1150. "Oh, Daddy, did you love me?"Copy !req
1151. No, he didn't! Oh, well.Copy !req
1152. Come along now.Copy !req
1153. Time to die.Copy !req
1154. Papa.Copy !req
1155. Well, that's out of our hands.Copy !req
1156. Nothing we can do about it.Copy !req
1157. - Good idea.
- Wait, what?Copy !req
1158. Now, how should I
get rid of this guy?Copy !req
1159. Tar pits? Nah.Copy !req
1160. Too slow and boring.Copy !req
1161. Explosives & Things? No.Copy !req
1162. Too fast and pedestrian.Copy !req
1163. Ooh. You, Robo-Cat,
are going in that volcano.Copy !req
1164. Then I'll take care of all
your dumb do-gooder friends.Copy !req
1165. How's that?Copy !req
1166. You're right, Dog Man. There's
always something you can do.Copy !req
1167. Wait a minute.
I-I'm so confused.Copy !req
1168. - About what?
- Look.Copy !req
1169. Dog Man and Petey
saved Li'l Petey.Copy !req
1170. And then Li'l Petey saved
Dog Man and Petey.Copy !req
1171. And then Petey saved
Li'l Petey and Dog Man.Copy !req
1172. Now Dog Man and Li'l Petey
are saving Petey.Copy !req
1173. I got one question:
Who's the hero?Copy !req
1174. All of 'em, Chief. All of 'em.Copy !req
1175. This is how it's gonna work.Copy !req
1176. As soon as he reaches
10,000 feet...Copy !req
1177. he drops into the volcano.Copy !req
1178. Brilliant.Copy !req
1179. What? Oy. Aah! Oh!Copy !req
1180. What you doing?Copy !req
1181. What? Uh, well...Copy !req
1182. I'm very busy destroying
this Robo-Cat, actually.Copy !req
1183. - Why?
- 'Cause he's a jerk.Copy !req
1184. - Why?
- 'Cause he's trying to stop me.Copy !req
1185. - Why? -'Cause I want
to destroy the city.Copy !req
1186. - Why?
- Because I want to.Copy !req
1187. - Why?
- Because.Copy !req
1188. All right? Because I was...Copy !req
1189. I was mad.Copy !req
1190. - Why?
- Because.Copy !req
1191. 'Cause...Copy !req
1192. Because no one likes me,
do they?Copy !req
1193. - Why?
- I don't know.Copy !req
1194. You tell me.Copy !req
1195. No one's ever liked me.Copy !req
1196. Even back when
I was in the school.Copy !req
1197. All the other fish,Copy !req
1198. they used to call me...Copy !req
1199. Fatty Fish Face.Copy !req
1200. Imagine that.Copy !req
1201. Fatty Fish Face!Copy !req
1202. Maybe, Flippy...Copy !req
1203. Maybe you just need a friend.Copy !req
1204. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
1205. I got something
that'll cheer you up.Copy !req
1206. What's that?Copy !req
1207. Your manifesto?Copy !req
1208. I made you a book.Copy !req
1209. Do you want to read it?Copy !req
1210. Yeah, okay. Sure.Copy !req
1211. "Flippy and me
flew up to a star.Copy !req
1212. "They had a swing set,
so we swinged on it.Copy !req
1213. "I fell off,
but Flippy saved me.Copy !req
1214. "Flippy and me
went under the sea.Copy !req
1215. "Then we ate five soups.Copy !req
1216. The end."Copy !req
1217. Did you like it?Copy !req
1218. Oh, you poor little thing.Copy !req
1219. There, there, now.Copy !req
1220. Oh, no. My powers.Copy !req
1221. My evil powers—
they're fading.Copy !req
1222. - Isn't that good?
- Not for Robo-Cat.Copy !req
1223. N-N-No! Wait! Don't!Copy !req
1224. Oh, no.Copy !req
1225. Dog Man. Dog Man?Copy !req
1226. Whoa!Copy !req
1227. Good job, 80HD.Copy !req
1228. Papa!Copy !req
1229. Li'l Petey!Copy !req
1230. What?Copy !req
1231. There they are. Step on it.Copy !req
1232. This is Sarah Hatoff
on the sceneCopy !req
1233. as the chief arrests
Flippy the Fish.Copy !req
1234. Oh.Copy !req
1235. Flippy the Fish,
I hereby arrest youCopy !req
1236. for the following things.Copy !req
1237. Yeah, yeah,
no need to list it all.Copy !req
1238. I'm familiar.Copy !req
1239. Hey, Chief.Copy !req
1240. - Smile.
- Oh.Copy !req
1241. Well done, Dog Man. You did it.Copy !req
1242. Well, go on, arrest him.Copy !req
1243. - Dog Man, wh-what are you...
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
1244. What are you doing?Copy !req
1245. The governor saw
the whole thing.Copy !req
1246. Petey's been pardoned
for being a do-gooder.Copy !req
1247. Wait. "Cerealously"?Copy !req
1248. And I'm not just saying that
because it's an election year.Copy !req
1249. Where are the cameras?Copy !req
1250. Okay.Copy !req
1251. Well, Petey,
looks like you turned outCopy !req
1252. to be a do-gooder after all.Copy !req
1253. - Do-gooder?
- Can it, fish!Copy !req
1254. He's a do-gooder!Copy !req
1255. All right, stop!
Stop calling me a do-gooder.Copy !req
1256. I'm not a do-gooder.
I'm not, see?Copy !req
1257. I'm mean. I'm selfish.Copy !req
1258. And I... I just want
everything for myself.Copy !req
1259. Which...
which includes Li'l Petey.Copy !req
1260. Come on, Li'l Petey.Copy !req
1261. Okay, Papa.Copy !req
1262. Well, this is goodbye.Copy !req
1263. Say goodbye.Copy !req
1264. Goodbye, Dog Man.Copy !req
1265. Well, hey, how about
a celebration, huh?Copy !req
1266. Let's all go back
to the station,Copy !req
1267. completely ignoring the factCopy !req
1268. that half the city
is destroyed.Copy !req
1269. Come on, boo.Copy !req
1270. - Hey, that's Grampa.
- Whoa.Copy !req
1271. What?Copy !req
1272. Where's he going?Copy !req
1273. Where'd he get that truck?Copy !req
1274. Beats me.Copy !req
1275. Where's all our stuff?Copy !req
1276. Not again.Copy !req
1277. He took everything,
but he didn't want my comics?Copy !req
1278. Kid, it's not you.Copy !req
1279. Some people just won't change.Copy !req
1280. "Undo"?Copy !req
1281. Never.Copy !req
1282. Let's go. We can't stay here.Copy !req
1283. You were right, Papa.Copy !req
1284. - About what?
- The world.Copy !req
1285. It's nothing but mud puddlesCopy !req
1286. and pollutionCopy !req
1287. and weeds.Copy !req
1288. Look. Even the weeds are dying.Copy !req
1289. Hmm.Copy !req
1290. - Hey, kid.
- What?Copy !req
1291. Look up.Copy !req
1292. You want to know something,
kid?Copy !req
1293. What, Papa?Copy !req
1294. This world has
a lot of problems,Copy !req
1295. but it can never be
a horrible place.Copy !req
1296. 'Cause you're in it.Copy !req
1297. Hey, Papa?Copy !req
1298. So is Dog Man.Copy !req
1299. Hey, Dog Man.Copy !req
1300. Look, I know we're archrivals
and all, but, uh, I...Copy !req
1301. I was thinking.Copy !req
1302. Maybe Li'l Petey could stay
with you sometimes?Copy !req
1303. Ruff, ruff.Copy !req
1304. Yay!Copy !req
1305. Oh, yeah. We got you something.Copy !req
1306. No.Copy !req
1307. Not the mouth. Get off!Copy !req
1308. Stop. Get off
before I change my mind.Copy !req
1309. Come on, Papa.
Let's have some fun.Copy !req
1310. Nah, you guys go ahead.Copy !req
1311. I'm gonna go back to the lab
and start over, I guess.Copy !req
1312. - But...
- I'll be fine.Copy !req
1313. Night.Copy !req
1314. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.Copy !req
1315. Ruff, ruff, ruff, ruff.Copy !req
1316. Everybody howl!Copy !req
1317. Everybody, look out!Copy !req
1318. There's one more building
on the loose.Copy !req
1319. Gooba gabba.Copy !req
1320. Hooray!Copy !req