1. - You think he sees us?
- No, he can't see us.Copy !req
2. But trust me, he can feel us watching.Copy !req
3. Pop? Oh, that's a big one, Pop.
That's a big one here.Copy !req
4. Okay.Copy !req
5. He showed up.Copy !req
6. Ten-two. Come on, kid, you can do it.Copy !req
7. He's circling that little alcove
right there.Copy !req
8. This is all you, Kale. That's it.Copy !req
9. Try to put it right in front of him.
Right in front of him.Copy !req
10. See, you're talking to me,
and you're messing me up, Dad.Copy !req
11. Okay. Don't spook him.Copy !req
12. - Come on. There.
- There we go.Copy !req
13. Oh, that was perfect.Copy !req
14. Oh, he's taking it.
Look, he's following it.Copy !req
15. Easy. Easy.Copy !req
16. Dead drift. Dead drift.Copy !req
17. - Oh, you gotta be kidding.
- Easy. Easy. Come on, baby, take it.Copy !req
18. - Take it, baby.
- Bite, bite, bite!Copy !req
19. - He bit, he bit!
- Okay, easy.Copy !req
20. - That's it. Tip up. Tip up.
- Okay, okay.Copy !req
21. Do I let go? Do I let the line go?Copy !req
22. No, don't panic. Just let him take it.
If he wants to take it, let him take it.Copy !req
23. - Tip up. That's it.
- He got it. He's biting.Copy !req
24. I know. No, he's got it, baby. Come on.Copy !req
25. Okay, reel him in slow. Nice and slow.
Hold him.Copy !req
26. All right. All right.Copy !req
27. - You gotta be kidding me.
- That's all right.Copy !req
28. It's okay. You did everything you could.Copy !req
29. - This is ridiculous.
- Yeah, no, it's fine.Copy !req
30. You did everything you could.
Sometimes they just get away.Copy !req
31. Come on, let's take a break.
Come on, it's all right.Copy !req
32. If I can't catch a fish,
I don't know what I'm doing out here.Copy !req
33. - Beats working, right?
- What?Copy !req
34. Hold that. I said, it beats working.Copy !req
35. You're a writer. You work from home.
You ain't got it that tough, come on.Copy !req
36. - Here you go. You got it?
- Yeah.Copy !req
37. You know what?Copy !req
38. I really appreciate you bailing
on your friendsCopy !req
39. to spend some time with your old man.Copy !req
40. It's not like you forced me
to be here, Pop.Copy !req
41. - No, I know, but I appreciate it.
- I appreciate it.Copy !req
42. Anything you want to talk about?
Anything...Copy !req
43. - What? What?
- No, it's just...Copy !req
44. - Is this that moment? This is that...
- Never mind.Copy !req
45. - No, no, this is that father-son...
- No, never...Copy !req
46. - No, I'm in.
- Forget I said it.Copy !req
47. I got something. Here's something.
You got a keen eye for this.Copy !req
48. - You're not gonna tell Mom?
- No, I won't say anything.Copy !req
49. No? All right. I'm having a kid.Copy !req
50. Yeah. You know,
your little boy's growing up.Copy !req
51. I got a girl pregnant,
and now I gotta go visit her.Copy !req
52. She lives in Reno.
I don't know how I'm gonna get there.Copy !req
53. I'll probably have to take Mom's car.Copy !req
54. But we're gonna live together.
We're gonna move into a trailer park.Copy !req
55. Yeah, her name's Shirley.
She's real great.Copy !req
56. - Yeah? She cute?
- Of course.Copy !req
57. Yeah. Good. That's all that counts.
Smart-ass. Let's fish.Copy !req
58. I'm gonna catch one before you.Copy !req
59. Yeah, but I don't mess with you
while you're fishing. That's the deal.Copy !req
60. No, Ma, we drained the entire...Copy !req
61. Literally every fish that was swimming
in the river is now in the trunk right now.Copy !req
62. - You're kidding.
- No, I'm not kidding.Copy !req
63. Yeah, are you sure you two aren't
stopping off and buying a fish,Copy !req
64. like you did last time?Copy !req
65. What?Copy !req
66. Are we gonna stop off and buy fish,
like the last time?Copy !req
67. No, no. Ma, come on.
We know you're too savvy for that.Copy !req
68. Oh, come on, look at this guy.Copy !req
69. Oh, come on! Jackass!Copy !req
70. - Hey.
- No, no, no. No, not you, Mom.Copy !req
71. - I'm sorry.
- Give me the phone.Copy !req
72. Hey, babe,
you should have seen him today.Copy !req
73. We got enough fish for a week.Copy !req
74. - How long do you think you'll be?
- I don't know. About an hour?Copy !req
75. Forty-five...Copy !req
76. Kale!Copy !req
77. Kale!Copy !req
78. Oh, God.Copy !req
79. Oh, God.Copy !req
80. Kale, are you okay?Copy !req
81. Dad.Copy !req
82. Kale!Copy !req
83. Dad?Copy !req
84. Move it!Copy !req
85. Yeah, keep dreaming, perv.Copy !req
86. Ronnie!Copy !req
87. Señor Brecht?Copy !req
88. Kale.Copy !req
89. So, Kale,Copy !req
90. think you can stay conscious
long enough to tell usCopy !req
91. your plans for the three wondrousCopy !req
92. summer months ahead?Copy !req
93. Do you want me to stand up?Copy !req
94. Summer months.Copy !req
95. I don't know what you just said.
I didn't read that far in the book.Copy !req
96. Did you do the homework or not?Copy !req
97. I guess not.Copy !req
98. You guess not?Copy !req
99. I don't know who you think you are,Copy !req
100. or who you think you're dealing with.Copy !req
101. You can't give me
a straight answer, fine.Copy !req
102. Give me one good reason
why I shouldn't fail youCopy !req
103. right now.Copy !req
104. What would your father think?Copy !req
105. No, Kale! No, no, no!Copy !req
106. Okay, Mr Brecht.Copy !req
107. You're six months shy of 18.Copy !req
108. That means the Assault Two charge
you've pled guilty to carries a maximumCopy !req
109. of one year in juvie.Copy !req
110. With these priors, you're up to three.Copy !req
111. Losing a parent isn't easy,Copy !req
112. which is why I'm sentencing you
to three months house arrest.Copy !req
113. Mr Brecht, I just cut you a break.Copy !req
114. Don't test me.Copy !req
115. Okay, you're all set to go nowhere.Copy !req
116. Now, green means you're good,
you're in the safe zone,Copy !req
117. which covers about
a 100-foot radius from this guy.Copy !req
118. You unplug it,
the police come immediately.Copy !req
119. He's like a modem.Copy !req
120. He gets a constant GPS signal
from Mr BraceletCopy !req
121. that goes through your phone line
to the monitoring systems downtown.Copy !req
122. So they know where you are,
where you've beenCopy !req
123. and what you're thinking, 25/7.Copy !req
124. - What if he accidentally goes beyond...
- Red light flashes.Copy !req
125. You got 10 seconds
to get your butt back to green, or else.Copy !req
126. Or else what?
The execution squad shows up?Copy !req
127. And they don't bring blindfolds.Copy !req
128. It's tamper-proof and waterproof.Copy !req
129. So don't try to stick your foot in a bucket
of water and hop across the line.Copy !req
130. It won't work, and you'll look stupid.Copy !req
131. Now, here's the instructions.
Here's my card.Copy !req
132. Thank you.Copy !req
133. Are you all set up to pay
the incarceration fee, Mrs Brecht?Copy !req
134. - No.
- $12. Every day.Copy !req
135. I accept all major credit cards.Copy !req
136. Great.Copy !req
137. My wallet's right over here.Copy !req
138. Officer.Copy !req
139. - I'm sorry, Mrs Brecht.
- Thank you, really.Copy !req
140. Gutierrez?Copy !req
141. Your Spanish teacher,Copy !req
142. he's my cousin.Copy !req
143. Oh, one more thing. Listen up.Copy !req
144. House arrest might sound like a breeze,Copy !req
145. but I've seen many a folk get a bit loopy
after too long.Copy !req
146. Some after just a day or two.Copy !req
147. So find constructive things to do
to keep yourself busy.Copy !req
148. Boom! Nice shot.Copy !req
149. Okay, get my left flank.
There's two more at the entrance.Copy !req
150. Let me jump on the M60.
Cobra's at 3 o'clock.Copy !req
151. - Just get your position and hold it.
- Do it now, man!Copy !req
152. Just get your position and hold it.
Go down to the bottom entrance.Copy !req
153. Okay, here we go.
Here it comes, here it comes.Copy !req
154. - Just watch. Here it goes.
- Shoot, now!Copy !req
155. - Fire.
- Come on!Copy !req
156. Boom! Boom! Got it.
Okay, we got that. We got that.Copy !req
157. Now, follow me. Off the ledge.
There's a secret entrance at the bottom.Copy !req
158. Hello?Copy !req
159. You gotta be kidding me. Hello?Copy !req
160. Alan stops by Cheaters to discuss
what's been eating at his conscience.Copy !req
161. Well, your camera busted in
on the situation that I guess I was in.Copy !req
162. Uh-oh.Copy !req
163. Here she comes.Copy !req
164. Hey! Where you going?Copy !req
165. Caught you, bro.Copy !req
166. Here. Come around here.Copy !req
167. What the... is going on?Copy !req
168. - Alan?
- Come on.Copy !req
169. Man up, Alan.Copy !req
170. - Open the... door.
- Alan?Copy !req
171. - What the...
- What the hell you doing?Copy !req
172. What the...Copy !req
173. Explain what you're doing
with Valerie's cousin?Copy !req
174. How the hell... How the...Copy !req
175. Saint Tropez all the way to Cannes.Copy !req
176. It was so beautiful. There's nothing
like it, especially from the air.Copy !req
177. Parasail with us through the skies
over endless blue water.Copy !req
178. Then shop Cabo's maze of streets,
alleyway stores and curios.Copy !req
179. Then we'll get adventurous
with the best in water sports.Copy !req
180. And, of course, the good stuff,
chicas calientes.Copy !req
181. On Bikini Destinations,
Cabo San Lucas.Copy !req
182. Police in Madison...Copy !req
183. - More trash TV?
- No, it's news.Copy !req
184. 15 miles west of Springdale
have released the first photoCopy !req
185. of 33-year-old Patricia Williams,Copy !req
186. who may be the victim of a kidnapping.Copy !req
187. Family members reported Williams
missing yesterdayCopy !req
188. after repeated calls to her cell phone
went unanswered for three days.Copy !req
189. You cancelled my Xbox.Copy !req
190. ITunes, too.Copy !req
191. You know what else I'm cancelling?Copy !req
192. Maid service.Copy !req
193. Look, Kale, I'm sorry you're a felon,
but this is not a vacation.Copy !req
194. I have two open houses today.Copy !req
195. I want you to clean up this room
and clean up the kitchen.Copy !req
196. I'll do that.
Let me just check my schedule.Copy !req
197. If you have any information
on the whereaboutsCopy !req
198. of Patricia Williams,
a special hotline numberCopy !req
199. has been set up at 1-800...Copy !req
200. Isn't that a little overdramatic?Copy !req
201. You don't think
I'm just gonna plug it back in?Copy !req
202. Dramatic?Copy !req
203. What are you gonna do now?Copy !req
204. Are you crazy?Copy !req
205. - Ma...
- That's dramatic.Copy !req
206. Clean up your room.Copy !req
207. Ronnie, you have no idea
how much this thing itches.Copy !req
208. Plus, my mother transformed.
She's a dictator now,Copy !req
209. like the warden from Shawshank.
And she took my Xbox.Copy !req
210. And my iTunes are gone, right?
And I can't go anywhere.Copy !req
211. I'm losing it. I'm losing my mind.
Just give me any information,Copy !req
212. anything at all.
What's going on out there?Copy !req
213. You gotta see these Oahu chicks.
The natives are ferocious.Copy !req
214. This girl down by the pool,Copy !req
215. she just taught me how
to say "Lauhala-lana."Copy !req
216. - What does that mean?
- I have no idea.Copy !req
217. - I think it's a Hawaiian mating call.
- You're lying.Copy !req
218. Who's that with you? Is that...Copy !req
219. Do you work here?
I'm gonna have to call you back, okay?Copy !req
220. No, no, don't do it. Ronnie. Ronnie.Copy !req
221. - Ronnie! Ronnie!
- I've gotta go, bye.Copy !req
222. Oh, yeah. Here we go.Copy !req
223. Oh, yeah, there we go. Yeah.Copy !req
224. Mary asked if I'd cover the hostess
stand a couple nights this week.Copy !req
225. So, I could be kind of late.Copy !req
226. Do you want to talk about anything?Copy !req
227. I got nothing.Copy !req
228. - I'm dropping this off in the garage.
- Oh, careful. Careful.Copy !req
229. It's a priceless family heirloom.
I don't have time to explain it.Copy !req
230. Put it downstairs.Copy !req
231. Get the boxes out first.Copy !req
232. Ashley, sweetie,
could you please come upstairs?Copy !req
233. - Be nice to your mom today, okay?
- I am being very nice.Copy !req
234. And we've got more stuff in the car,
so, you know, join in.Copy !req
235. Yeah, I'm coming!Copy !req
236. God.Copy !req
237. Yeah?Copy !req
238. Oh! Oh, shit.Copy !req
239. No!Copy !req
240. It's dog shit.Copy !req
241. What a retard!Copy !req
242. You little bastards.Copy !req
243. Bet you think that's real funny, huh?Copy !req
244. What are you gonna do?
Kill us, like you killed your teacher?Copy !req
245. Not before I shove this shit and my foot
back up your asses.Copy !req
246. Oh, crap!Copy !req
247. Dude, you said
he couldn't leave his house.Copy !req
248. He can't!Copy !req
249. Oh, shit.Copy !req
250. Oh, shit. Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit!Copy !req
251. Turn green! Turn green!Copy !req
252. Okay, here we are, back at home.
I'm good.Copy !req
253. Turn green. Come on.Copy !req
254. Come on! Turn green, I'm in!Copy !req
255. Turn green. Come on.Copy !req
256. Yes!Copy !req
257. Yes! Yes!Copy !req
258. Hey, are you okay?Copy !req
259. No, it's fine.Copy !req
260. I'm fine. It just... It turned. I'm green.Copy !req
261. No, no, no. Sir? Listen.
Officer, listen to me.Copy !req
262. I wasn't trying to go anywhere.
I wasn't trying to leave.Copy !req
263. There's a bag of shit on my stairs.
Two kids just...Copy !req
264. Honestly, they put a bag of shit
on my stairs and they lit it on fire.Copy !req
265. - Get down on the ground.
- There's a bag of shit on my...Copy !req
266. Get down on the ground!Copy !req
267. Get your hands behind your head.Copy !req
268. Somebody comes
and shits on my house?Copy !req
269. - Face down, face down.
- This is bullshit.Copy !req
270. Now give me your other hand.Copy !req
271. Kale, calm down. The officers were
probably in the neighbourhood already.Copy !req
272. Yeah, but the cop that came,
that cop is my teacher's cousin.Copy !req
273. They're related.
Isn't that a conflict of interest?Copy !req
274. - Is there no other cops that can...
- He didn't haul you away, right?Copy !req
275. - No. No, he didn't. He...
- Because first times happen.Copy !req
276. - Right.
- The officers knew that.Copy !req
277. Even your teacher's cousin.Copy !req
278. But next time you will be back
in front of a judge, all right?Copy !req
279. Thank you.Copy !req
280. Little harder, Chad.Copy !req
281. Hi, pup.Copy !req
282. Come here.Copy !req
283. - You and me, both.
- Frankie! Frankie!Copy !req
284. - Where is he? Where is he?
- No, no, no.Copy !req
285. Frankie! Where are you?Copy !req
286. Frankie!Copy !req
287. - Mom?
- What'd you get?Copy !req
288. Just a couple things.Copy !req
289. You want to try them on for me?Copy !req
290. - Maybe later.
- Well, the pool's almost ready.Copy !req
291. Aloha, Señor Kale.Copy !req
292. Ronald! What's going on, bro?Copy !req
293. - Nothing.
- How you doing?Copy !req
294. - Oh, great. Have you been showering?
- Of course. Come on.Copy !req
295. - What is that?
- Macadamia nuts.Copy !req
296. That's all you got me?
Some stupid nuts?Copy !req
297. Hey, I got something to show you
that is most definitely...Copy !req
298. No, no. I got something to show you.
I got something to show you.Copy !req
299. This is reality without the TV.Copy !req
300. There's a world
right outside my window.Copy !req
301. - Look, look. Here we go.
- I have Maui chicks, man.Copy !req
302. There it is. Mrs Pilch.Copy !req
303. And the Pilch dog.Copy !req
304. - Exciting.
- No, no, no, wait, it's not done.Copy !req
305. Look, and then she...
Look what she does.Copy !req
306. She says bye to Linda,
the maid they have at the house,Copy !req
307. who has a titty tat, you know.Copy !req
308. And then every Thursday at 4:00,
she goes to the country clubCopy !req
309. and plays tennis
with Betty Big-Bangs over there.Copy !req
310. Okay, and then the ladies leave.Copy !req
311. Here we go. Cue Mr Pilch,
coming back from work.Copy !req
312. - Fascinating.
- Here we go, here we go.Copy !req
313. Get up. Get up and look at this.
What do you think that's about, huh?Copy !req
314. He comes in. Here, take this.
Take this. Take it.Copy !req
315. Put that down. Look.
Look at the top, second storey.Copy !req
316. - Who's there?
- Damn!Copy !req
317. Right? You see what I'm saying?
Here, come on.Copy !req
318. - Ronnie, let's go.
- Yeah, yeah, I'm coming.Copy !req
319. Oh, my God, you've made
the Tower of Twinkie.Copy !req
320. Is that in the Stalker's Handbook
somewhere?Copy !req
321. No, listen. That's not what I am, okay?
I'm not a stalker.Copy !req
322. These are just simple observations.
Natural side effects of chronic boredom.Copy !req
323. Find your passion, Kale.Copy !req
324. This is Robert Turner.Copy !req
325. And...Copy !req
326. He does that about twice a day.
Other than that, I don't really see him.Copy !req
327. Here's the little shitbagger sleeper cell
I was telling you about, remember?Copy !req
328. - Oh, the ding-dong ditch?
- Yeah, that's them.Copy !req
329. So what's the plan
for the counterattack?Copy !req
330. I don't know.
I'm keeping my options open.Copy !req
331. - The runt is mine.
- Here, come on.Copy !req
332. - What was that?
- Here, come on.Copy !req
333. Last stop on the tour.Copy !req
334. Here, come here. Come here.Copy !req
335. Oh, my God.Copy !req
336. There is a God.Copy !req
337. Yeah.Copy !req
338. Who is she?Copy !req
339. I don't know.Copy !req
340. What's stopping you?Copy !req
341. Come on.Copy !req
342. Shit. Oh, God.Copy !req
343. Can I help you?Copy !req
344. No, no, no. I'm fine, I got it. I got it.Copy !req
345. I'm real close.
It's just the bush has grown a little bit.Copy !req
346. Don't worry about it.
I do this all the time.Copy !req
347. Yeah, I can tell.Copy !req
348. I got these two.Copy !req
349. A little embarrassing,
I can't get my own mail.Copy !req
350. I think any pride you had left
was gone a while ago.Copy !req
351. Oh, you mean when the cops came.Copy !req
352. No, no, no.
That was a screw-up on their end.Copy !req
353. That wasn't me.
Wrong guy, wrong house, wrong...Copy !req
354. Wrong. Just wrong.
I'm Kale, by the way.Copy !req
355. So, how's your move going?Copy !req
356. - Still going.
- Yeah?Copy !req
357. I'd help. I'm just a little
spatially challenged at the moment.Copy !req
358. Yeah, you kinda got that whole
Martha Stewart thing going on.Copy !req
359. Yeah, kinda. Except I don't get, like,Copy !req
360. a 48-hour allowance for office visits.Copy !req
361. I'm not very good
at decorating pastries, either.Copy !req
362. It's not one of my strong suits.Copy !req
363. So, where'd you say you moved from?Copy !req
364. - I'm from the city.
- The city?Copy !req
365. And now, forcefully relocated.Copy !req
366. Ashley?Copy !req
367. Can you come in here, please?Copy !req
368. My mom.Copy !req
369. Yeah, I've been washing dishes
by hand.Copy !req
370. She's really polite
and always says "please,"Copy !req
371. but she has that tone, did you notice?Copy !req
372. Yeah, I know the tone.Copy !req
373. I'm Ashley, by the way.Copy !req
374. Noticed that, too.Copy !req
375. Japan's earning season will
go into full swing this week, so...Copy !req
376. weeks ago.Copy !req
377. A valet parking attendant says
an unidentified personCopy !req
378. picked up Williams sometime
between 10:00 and 10:30 p.m.Copy !req
379. That individual was driving
a blue 1960s Ford Mustang,Copy !req
380. which may have been dented
on the left side.Copy !req
381. Police have released
a surveillance tapeCopy !req
382. confirming the eyewitness account.Copy !req
383. But now, in the newest development,Copy !req
384. sources close to the investigation say
a review of the entire tape...Copy !req
385. Started without me, huh?Copy !req
386. Nice.Copy !req
387. What are you stopping for?Copy !req
388. No.Copy !req
389. You can't see me. It's too dark in here.Copy !req
390. All right, you've done it.
You've pushed me right over the edge.Copy !req
391. Just look at me when I talk to you!
Now, listen...Copy !req
392. You've let me down, Ashley!Copy !req
393. A Mustang.Copy !req
394. - Oh, Jesus.
- Jesus.Copy !req
395. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I thought you heard me. I'm sorry.Copy !req
396. That's fine. It's fine.
I didn't hear you. You're like a ninja.Copy !req
397. - I'm sorry.
- It's fine.Copy !req
398. What are you doing?Copy !req
399. Just staring out the window.
Staring at the wind. You know,Copy !req
400. getting creative.Copy !req
401. Well, I just wanted to say good night.Copy !req
402. - Well, good night. I love you.
- Okay.Copy !req
403. - I love you.
- Okay. Sleep good.Copy !req
404. Jesus, Ma.Copy !req
405. Hey.Copy !req
406. What are you doing?Copy !req
407. What are you doing?Copy !req
408. Looking at my garden? Is that it?Copy !req
409. You looking at my beautiful garden?Copy !req
410. Well, I caught you now.Copy !req
411. I got you.Copy !req
412. Yeah, you're not gonna
dig in my garden anymore.Copy !req
413. Nothing about missing bunnies,
but listen to this.Copy !req
414. Now the cops are saying
that the circumstances surroundingCopy !req
415. the girl's disappearance are similarCopy !req
416. to several murder-kidnappings
in Austin three years ago.Copy !req
417. All redheads.Copy !req
418. They didn't catch the guy,Copy !req
419. but they found seven chicks' bodies
in a houseCopy !req
420. a year after the alleged killer
abandoned the property.Copy !req
421. No leads, no way of IDing
whoever lived there,Copy !req
422. 'cause he used a fake name,
and probably a PO box,Copy !req
423. 'cause no mail was ever delivered
to the house.Copy !req
424. Hello.Copy !req
425. Oh, here, check this. They got pictures.Copy !req
426. - Wow, that is sick.
- Hello.Copy !req
427. - Yo, you gotta see this. Check this...
- Movement.Copy !req
428. - We're going swimming.
- Okay.Copy !req
429. What do we have?Copy !req
430. Well, better late than never, right?Copy !req
431. Here we go. Here we go.Copy !req
432. I really, really like your neighbourhood.Copy !req
433. - Well, that's new.
- We like new.Copy !req
434. It's so warm, baby.Copy !req
435. Okay, that's it. Cleansing breath. Can I?Copy !req
436. - Yeah.
- Okay.Copy !req
437. There we go.Copy !req
438. Okay, girl, you concentrate now.
This is for the gold.Copy !req
439. Oh, God!Copy !req
440. You're a jackass.
You are a genuine jackass.Copy !req
441. Seriously,
there's no way she heard that.Copy !req
442. I promise you, she heard it.
My deaf aunt in Omaha heard.Copy !req
443. Oh, no!Copy !req
444. - What?
- She just saw me. She saw me.Copy !req
445. - What?
- Yeah, she saw me.Copy !req
446. - She was looking up at me when...
- No.Copy !req
447. - No, no.
- Yeah, she saw me.Copy !req
448. There's no way she... See? She's...Copy !req
449. Okay, maybe she did.Copy !req
450. Really?Copy !req
451. Well, are her swims always that short?Copy !req
452. No, she usually takes her time with it.
That's what I'm telling you.Copy !req
453. Oh, God. And now she's gone.Copy !req
454. - No!
- No!Copy !req
455. It's nothing. It's not her.Copy !req
456. Well, listen, it could be her.Copy !req
457. - It's not, so...
- Okay, we'll check. We'll check.Copy !req
458. Well, no, no, I'm saying, if it's not her,
then you can let them go away.Copy !req
459. It's her at the door. It's her at the door.Copy !req
460. - No! No, no, no.
- Just look, look.Copy !req
461. - Shit! Don't, don't...
- Okay, okay, okay. Stop it. Okay.Copy !req
462. - Wait, wait, I got it.
- Oh, my God, we are so busted.Copy !req
463. - No, no, no! Wait! Don't answer it!
- I have to.Copy !req
464. She knows I'm here.
I got the thing on my foot.Copy !req
465. Hi.Copy !req
466. What took you so long?Copy !req
467. What... We were...
We were upstairs playing.Copy !req
468. - Video games!
- Yeah. Video games.Copy !req
469. This is my friend, Ronnie. Ronald.Copy !req
470. - Say hi, Ronald.
- Hi, Ronald.Copy !req
471. You're so stupid.Copy !req
472. So, what brings you here?
To my house?Copy !req
473. - I got locked out.
- Oh, that sucks.Copy !req
474. It's a tragedy.Copy !req
475. So, you gotta call someone?Copy !req
476. No, I'd rather stay stranded,
if you don't mind.Copy !req
477. Video games, huh? I like to play.Copy !req
478. Is this your room?Copy !req
479. Just so you know,
it's a little messy, okay?Copy !req
480. - A little?
- Yeah.Copy !req
481. Anything interesting out here?Copy !req
482. The...Copy !req
483. Okay.Copy !req
484. I'm sorry, what did you say?
I didn't hear you. I didn't hear you.Copy !req
485. Are you spying on the neighbours, Kale?Copy !req
486. Actually, he is.Copy !req
487. You see, he's got this neighbour,Copy !req
488. who I guess, by definition,
would also be your neighbour.Copy !req
489. Who may, in point of fact,Copy !req
490. - be a cold-blooded killer...
- Right.Copy !req
491. from Texas.
- Right. Well, he's from Austin.Copy !req
492. - Yeah.
- Is that so?Copy !req
493. - Yeah. Yeah, that's...
- Exhibit A. Robert Turner.Copy !req
494. Yeah.Copy !req
495. Yeah, I've seen him. So?Copy !req
496. - So?
- So...Copy !req
497. Well, so, the missing girl's
from Madison?Copy !req
498. On the news.Copy !req
499. You think he has something
to do with that?Copy !req
500. He drives a car
just like the one she wasCopy !req
501. - last seen in.
- Which is a '60s-era Mustang.Copy !req
502. A '60s-era Mustang.Copy !req
503. - Same colour. Yeah.
- And it's the same colour.Copy !req
504. Gee, that really narrows it down.Copy !req
505. Well, you know,
the news said that car was dented.Copy !req
506. - Yeah, and his front fender's dented.
- Yeah.Copy !req
507. - Right?
- It's cohesive.Copy !req
508. - It matches. The whole story.
- Yeah.Copy !req
509. It fits.Copy !req
510. Okay.Copy !req
511. I am seeing the Mustang.Copy !req
512. But no bashed-in fender.Copy !req
513. What? Yeah, no, it's there. It's there.Copy !req
514. If I could just... It should be there.Copy !req
515. That's weird.
How'd he get it fixed so fast?Copy !req
516. Maybe 'cause it was never there
in the first place.Copy !req
517. However, he is clearly a pack rat.Copy !req
518. He plays volleyball.Copy !req
519. - He collects skulls!
- What? Here, let me see.Copy !req
520. That's a longhorn skull.Copy !req
521. You know what state's famous
for longhorns.Copy !req
522. - Texas.
- And what state's the killer from?Copy !req
523. Texas.Copy !req
524. Fine.
Where's the coffee and doughnuts?Copy !req
525. You can't have a stakeout
without coffee and doughnuts.Copy !req
526. That's everything I could find.Copy !req
527. Got most of it off of my uncle.
He's a type-A sociopath.Copy !req
528. How long has Turner lived there?Copy !req
529. I don't know. A few years.Copy !req
530. Hey, check this out.Copy !req
531. The victims they found in Texas
were preserved,Copy !req
532. delaying their decomposition.Copy !req
533. This guy was so sick.Copy !req
534. They say their bodies were twisted
and jammed into the basement walls.Copy !req
535. This girl died from blunt trauma,
most likely blows to the head and face.Copy !req
536. Gnarly. I'm hungry.Copy !req
537. Let's order pizza.Copy !req
538. He's been gone a while.Copy !req
539. Here.Copy !req
540. How'd you get my phone?Copy !req
541. That's a big violation of privacy,
you know.Copy !req
542. This is... I could turn you in for this.Copy !req
543. What did you do?
I know you did something.Copy !req
544. Every time he calls you,Copy !req
545. that's what you'll hear.Copy !req
546. Okay. That's a nice choice.Copy !req
547. Cute.Copy !req
548. It's a little scary, though, right?Copy !req
549. It could use a little colour. Do you mind?Copy !req
550. No. Go for it, Picasso.Copy !req
551. So, why'd your parents drag you
to the 'burbs, anyway?Copy !req
552. Well, I guess my mom wanted
to keep my dad on a shorter leash.Copy !req
553. City life had its temptations.Copy !req
554. But my mom pretty much cries
just as much as she always did,Copy !req
555. and my dad doesn't care
more than ever.Copy !req
556. What'd they think,
the extra bathroom would help?Copy !req
557. Maybe a two-car garage.Copy !req
558. "You know what, honey?
Infidelity, forget about it.Copy !req
559. "Look at the storage space!"Copy !req
560. Something like that.Copy !req
561. So, what are your issues, Kale?Copy !req
562. What makes you think I have issues?Copy !req
563. Gee, I don't know.Copy !req
564. Look, there he is.Copy !req
565. It's another car.Copy !req
566. Who said chivalry's dead?Copy !req
567. I didn't.Copy !req
568. - There's a club girl for you.
- How can you tell?Copy !req
569. The bright green bracelet
is from The Place.Copy !req
570. The red one is from The Komodo Club,
and yellow is from Razors.Copy !req
571. Jesus. You must have a great ID, huh?Copy !req
572. I don't need one.Copy !req
573. I love her shoes.Copy !req
574. You gotta be joking.Copy !req
575. Is that what you're looking at? Shoes.Copy !req
576. Of course.Copy !req
577. He's going in.Copy !req
578. He's gonna get her all liquored up.Copy !req
579. This feels wrong.Copy !req
580. Oh, he's going for it.Copy !req
581. Okay.Copy !req
582. Here he goes. Here he goes.Copy !req
583. Denied.Copy !req
584. Look at the look on his face.Copy !req
585. A little music to set the mood.Copy !req
586. - What do you think they're listening to?
- I don't know.Copy !req
587. You know what? I got an idea.
Here, take this.Copy !req
588. - No.
- No?Copy !req
589. No. Stop, stop.Copy !req
590. - No.
- Yeah.Copy !req
591. - You're kidding me.
- I think we got a match.Copy !req
592. Oh, God.Copy !req
593. It does match.Copy !req
594. Only in Disturbia.Copy !req
595. Where else are you gonna get
this kind of entertainment?Copy !req
596. - Thank God you moved here, right?
- Yeah.Copy !req
597. Wait a minute.Copy !req
598. Wait, did you see that?
Wait, zoom in a little.Copy !req
599. Oh, my God.Copy !req
600. Did you see that? The price tag.Copy !req
601. She won't be returning that dress.Copy !req
602. Oh, there you go.
Now you should bust your move.Copy !req
603. Who's the redhead?Copy !req
604. - She's cute.
- Don't you have something to do?Copy !req
605. Don't you have something to do?Copy !req
606. - No.
- Your...Copy !req
607. Yeah. My dad likes this song,
by the way.Copy !req
608. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
609. - Here we go.
- No, I'm fine.Copy !req
610. I'm at Barnes & Noble.Copy !req
611. No, that's okay, I'll walk.Copy !req
612. Shift's over. Gotta go.Copy !req
613. Walk me?Copy !req
614. Sure.Copy !req
615. Give this to your mom.Copy !req
616. Thank you for an interesting night
and day.Copy !req
617. I guess this is as far as you go.Copy !req
618. I guess so.Copy !req
619. So, same shift tomorrow?Copy !req
620. I'll get back to you.Copy !req
621. No, no, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
622. Somebody, anybody.Copy !req
623. Come on, baby.Copy !req
624. Hello, boys.Copy !req
625. Family fun night.Copy !req
626. Okay. I see what's going on.Copy !req
627. Oh, Jesus. You guys are screwed now.Copy !req
628. "We're just watching cartoons."Copy !req
629. "Oh, okay, sweetie. I understand.
You guys are growing boys."Copy !req
630. Come on, Mom.Copy !req
631. Bastards. Wow, they are horny as shit.Copy !req
632. Help!Copy !req
633. Shit, come on.Copy !req
634. Oh, shit.Copy !req
635. Okay. Oh, God.Copy !req
636. - Ronnie.
- How far did you get?Copy !req
637. Ronnie, listen to me. Okay.
Turner just saw me.Copy !req
638. - What?
- Yeah.Copy !req
639. And the redhead
who was at his house, okay?Copy !req
640. - Are you sure?
- He chased her around the house,Copy !req
641. and it got dark, he turned the lights out.Copy !req
642. I mean, I don't know what I saw. I saw...
Well, what if he killed her? I mean...Copy !req
643. Slow down, slow down. Talk to me.
What is happening?Copy !req
644. - Just stay on the phone.
- Kale?Copy !req
645. Okay, just stay on the phone.Copy !req
646. Are you seeing something?Copy !req
647. Kale, what is happening?Copy !req
648. Talk to me, man.Copy !req
649. It's the redhead.
She's leaving the house.Copy !req
650. You are seriously losing it,
you know that?Copy !req
651. You gotta stop this, all right, Kale?Copy !req
652. Kale?Copy !req
653. - No!
- No, no, no! Whoa.Copy !req
654. Whoa. Just take it easy.Copy !req
655. Easy. Slow down.Copy !req
656. I'm Robert Turner. I'm your neighbour.
I just live behind you...Copy !req
657. Yeah, I know who you are!
What are you doing in my house?Copy !req
658. - Well, I...
- Morning, honey!Copy !req
659. I think I startled him.Copy !req
660. I ran into Robert at the grocery store.
I had a flat tyre when I came out.Copy !req
661. We tried to change it,
but that adaptor thingamajiggy...Copy !req
662. Yeah, my dad put those bolts on.Copy !req
663. Well, it did not work.
Instead it stripped it.Copy !req
664. - My fault.
- No.Copy !req
665. You saved my life.Copy !req
666. We had it towed to Frank's.Copy !req
667. Oh, yeah?
Thank God you were there, huh?Copy !req
668. - To tow it to Frank's.
- Just glad I could help.Copy !req
669. Kale, would it kill you
to use a bread knife?Copy !req
670. It's a knife. What's the difference?Copy !req
671. Well, the difference?
About 60 bucks at Bed Bath.Copy !req
672. Hey, you know, those things...Copy !req
673. I've always been curious
about those things.Copy !req
674. - Do you mind if I just take a look?
- Yeah, I mind.Copy !req
675. - So what'd you do?
- How do you like your coffee?Copy !req
676. I popped my Spanish teacher.Copy !req
677. Shoot, I think I left the milk in the car.
I'll be right back.Copy !req
678. So, when you say that youCopy !req
679. - popped your teacher...
- Yeah, I punched him in the face.Copy !req
680. Listen,Copy !req
681. I get it.Copy !req
682. I went to school.Copy !req
683. There are plenty of teachers
I wanted to just kill.Copy !req
684. Kale, would you grab the sugar, please?Copy !req
685. Here it is.Copy !req
686. Can I pour you some milk?Copy !req
687. On the way back here, your mom was
saying how much she likes eating out.Copy !req
688. Was she?Copy !req
689. I thought maybe we could do dinner
and a movie sometime...Copy !req
690. - That's not gonna happen.
- I would like that. It'd be good.Copy !req
691. For me. For me it's not gonna happen.Copy !req
692. But I'm sure my mother would love
to go, huh, Ma?Copy !req
693. - You'd love that.
- Why don't we sit down?Copy !req
694. Nice meeting you, Kale.Copy !req
695. - He is something.
- Yes, he really is something.Copy !req
696. And so is your place.Copy !req
697. That's creepy.Copy !req
698. I said it, I told you.
The guy's a freak show, right?Copy !req
699. Did he genuinely mean
it was nice meeting you,Copy !req
700. or was he sending you
some kind of sinister message?Copy !req
701. - Are you playing with me?
- A little.Copy !req
702. - Did you even notice my hair?
- Yeah, no, it's nice.Copy !req
703. It's real nice. Okay, there's the Mustang.Copy !req
704. Then there's the longhorn skull
in his garage.Copy !req
705. And then there was the club girl.Copy !req
706. Who looked freaked out, okay?
She looked freaked out.Copy !req
707. She was running around half-naked
in his living room.Copy !req
708. Then he challenges me.
He stares at me.Copy !req
709. He shows up in my kitchen,
hits on my mother.Copy !req
710. - I mean...
- Can you blame him?Copy !req
711. Your mom's hot.Copy !req
712. My mom's hot. Can you be serious?Copy !req
713. Did you consider whatever look
that girl hadCopy !req
714. might have been something else?Copy !req
715. Maybe she likes being
chased around half-naked.Copy !req
716. And that's it?
That's what you're leaving me with?Copy !req
717. I'm going to a party.Copy !req
718. - Whose?
- Mine.Copy !req
719. Yours?Copy !req
720. You're having a...
I didn't mean to say it like that.Copy !req
721. I just didn't know you knew anyone.Copy !req
722. I met this girl today, Minnie Tyco.Copy !req
723. Minnie... Yes, "Skinny Psycho."
Yeah, I had Spanish with her.Copy !req
724. She's a lot of fun.Copy !req
725. I told her my parents were going out
of town, and one thing led to another.Copy !req
726. She called somebody,
and then they called somebody,Copy !req
727. - and now, everybody's coming.
- Yeah, no, I got it, I got it.Copy !req
728. So now you got the whole jock
and bimbo population showing up?Copy !req
729. Well, that'll be fun.Copy !req
730. So you're really going through with this?Copy !req
731. Yes.Copy !req
732. All right, well, that'll be fun.Copy !req
733. I just didn't think
you would conform so fast but...Copy !req
734. Try to keep those
in your drawers tonight, will you?Copy !req
735. Wait, what was that?
Oh, you think I'm watching you.Copy !req
736. Well, I'm not. I'm not watching.
I'm minding my own business.Copy !req
737. Hey, how are you?Copy !req
738. All right, that's it. That's it!Copy !req
739. Oh, my God.Copy !req
740. - You don't like Minnie Riperton?
- Fire!Copy !req
741. I hit him, you guys! Go, you guys!
Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
742. I got you now, Greenwood!Copy !req
743. - Oh, my God! Go!
- You better not be listed!Copy !req
744. Big tactical error, my friend. Huge!Copy !req
745. What the...Copy !req
746. What are you doing here? Huh?Copy !req
747. Oh! No! Wait.Copy !req
748. What's wrong?
You don't like my music?Copy !req
749. - Oh, my God.
- What?Copy !req
750. Oh, shit. Hold on.Copy !req
751. Back off, or I will throw this
where you can't follow.Copy !req
752. Okay, just relax, okay?
That's 60 gigs of my life.Copy !req
753. Even better.Copy !req
754. - What are you doing?
- What are you doing?Copy !req
755. I'm trying to enjoy my party.Copy !req
756. - Oh, really? Okay.
- Oh, no, wait.Copy !req
757. That's wrong.
According to you, I'm trying to conform.Copy !req
758. - Well, you could have fooled me.
- What does that mean?Copy !req
759. I'm saying, if you're trying
to enjoy your party, enjoy your party.Copy !req
760. Don't keep looking up at me, trying
to get a rise out of me. It's unnecessary.Copy !req
761. So, you were watching me.Copy !req
762. But for how long? Just tonight?Copy !req
763. A week? Two weeks? Since I moved in?Copy !req
764. What have you been
keeping tabs on, Kale?Copy !req
765. What else have you seen?Copy !req
766. - What else have I seen?
- Yeah. What else?Copy !req
767. I've seen a lot.Copy !req
768. I mean, not like that. Not... I mean...Copy !req
769. For instance, I've seen that you'reCopy !req
770. maybe one of, I don't know,
three people in the worldCopy !req
771. that likes pizza-flavoured chips.Copy !req
772. You're also the only person
I've ever seen that spends more timeCopy !req
773. on the roof of her house
than in her actual house.Copy !req
774. And what are you doing?
You're reading.Copy !req
775. Books. You know, not US Weekly,
or Seventeen or, you know...Copy !req
776. But you're reading substantial books.Copy !req
777. You also do this...Copy !req
778. You do this thing where,
it's like an OCD thing, but it's not. It's...Copy !req
779. Whenever you're leaving your room,
you grab the doorknob, and you turn,Copy !req
780. you're getting ready to leave,
but you don't, you stop,Copy !req
781. and you back up, and you turn
to the mirror, and you stare at yourself.Copy !req
782. But it's not like a, you know,
"I'm so hot," type of stare.Copy !req
783. You know, it's more like,Copy !req
784. "Who am I, really?"Copy !req
785. And to ask yourself that, I mean, that's...Copy !req
786. That's so cool.Copy !req
787. Also, you look out the window
all the time, like I do,Copy !req
788. only you're looking at the world,
you know.Copy !req
789. Trying to figure it out.
Trying to understand the world.Copy !req
790. Trying to figure out why it's not in order,
like your books.Copy !req
791. I'm only looking at you.Copy !req
792. That's either the creepiestCopy !req
793. or the sweetest thing I've ever heard.Copy !req
794. Remember the other night?
When we talked about my issues?Copy !req
795. - You said you didn't have issues.
- Did I?Copy !req
796. That was bullshit. I got a million issues.Copy !req
797. For a guy who killed his teacher?Copy !req
798. I didn't kill my teacher.Copy !req
799. What?Copy !req
800. - Holy shit.
- What?Copy !req
801. What's in the bag?Copy !req
802. - Oh, my God.
- What?Copy !req
803. - What'd you see?
- Red smears.Copy !req
804. - Blood?
- What should we do?Copy !req
805. I can't believe you want me
to break into this guy's car.Copy !req
806. We need to see what's in the blue bag.Copy !req
807. So, get in the car and get
the garage door opener, all right?Copy !req
808. Are you sure I'm still in the clear?Copy !req
809. Ashley, where's Turner now?Copy !req
810. He's shovel shopping.Copy !req
811. Visual coming your way.Copy !req
812. Are you sure I'm clear?Copy !req
813. Yeah, you're golden, man.
He's still in the store.Copy !req
814. Okay, here we go.Copy !req
815. - Well, that's pretty cool.
- What are you talking about?Copy !req
816. Ashley's got, like, a live feed going here.Copy !req
817. This is a lot harder than it looks
on the Internet.Copy !req
818. You're doing great, man.
You're doing great.Copy !req
819. Ashley!Copy !req
820. - Hi!
- Hi, Skinny Minnie.Copy !req
821. Where did you hear that name?Copy !req
822. - Hello? Ashley? Hello. Ashley.
- Son of a bitch. I'm in.Copy !req
823. There you go!
Nice. All right, start looking around.Copy !req
824. - Okay.
- Look under the seat, too.Copy !req
825. In side compartments, glove box,
the whole nine.Copy !req
826. - It's not here, dawg.
- Nothing? All right.Copy !req
827. All right, keep looking. Hold on.Copy !req
828. - Yes.
- Kale, I lost Turner.Copy !req
829. I ran into Skinny Psycho.Copy !req
830. You lost...
When is the last time you saw him?Copy !req
831. I don't know. About five minutes ago.
His car's gone.Copy !req
832. All right, hold on.Copy !req
833. - Okay. Ronnie.
- Yo, yo, here, I found his opener!Copy !req
834. Okay, listen to me. Pop it open
and give me the code, okay?Copy !req
835. Pop it open
and give me the code right now.Copy !req
836. No, no, but it looks likeCopy !req
837. I can just open the garage right now.Copy !req
838. No, Ronnie, don't do that.
Don't do that, Ronnie.Copy !req
839. Just give me the code, okay?Copy !req
840. - Why do you sound so agitated?
- Okay, listen.Copy !req
841. Ashley just lost Turner,
who's coming home right now.Copy !req
842. That's why I'm agitated.
I need you to read me the code. Okay?Copy !req
843. - So, pop it open and give it to me.
- What? Oh, no, no, no.Copy !req
844. Operation Stupid is officially over.Copy !req
845. No! Ronald, no! Listen to me.Copy !req
846. Stop right there, turn around
and give me the code.Copy !req
847. Pop it open and give me the code!
You're right there!Copy !req
848. Pop it open and go.
Pop it open and give it to me, Ronald.Copy !req
849. I can't get this... I can't...
It's not opening, okay?Copy !req
850. Okay, keep trying. Hold on. Hello?Copy !req
851. Kale, you've gotta get Ronnie
out of there. Now!Copy !req
852. Yeah, I know, I know. He's got the code.Copy !req
853. He's giving it to me right now.Copy !req
854. Well, tell him to hurry. Shit!Copy !req
855. Okay, okay, okay.Copy !req
856. Hello? Ronald, go.Copy !req
857. Are you ready? It's one down.Copy !req
858. Miss Carlson.Copy !req
859. Kale.Copy !req
860. Three up, four up. No, no, no.
Sorry, I screwed that.Copy !req
861. Okay. Up?Copy !req
862. Four down.Copy !req
863. Kale?Copy !req
864. Hi.Copy !req
865. I'm Robert Turner.Copy !req
866. I live behind you.Copy !req
867. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
868. Would you mind?Copy !req
869. It's just a little rude.Copy !req
870. What are you doing?Copy !req
871. Well, I'm officially welcoming you
to the neighbourhood.Copy !req
872. I know that you've been following me.Copy !req
873. Don't. No, don't.Copy !req
874. Don't deny it.Copy !req
875. I'm not upset. And, quite frankly,
I don't even want to know why.Copy !req
876. I just would like you to know thatCopy !req
877. I'm a little on the shy side.Copy !req
878. So, short of all this sneaking aroundCopy !req
879. in some kind of hip, new-aged wayCopy !req
880. of coming on to a somewhat older man,Copy !req
881. I really feel obliged to tell youCopy !req
882. that I rather enjoy my privacy.Copy !req
883. You see, the world is...
It's in a heightened state of paranoia.Copy !req
884. And I tend to think that someone
as intelligentCopy !req
885. and attractive as youCopy !req
886. doesn't need to be wasting her time
stoking the fire.Copy !req
887. I...Copy !req
888. So, now you know.Copy !req
889. You're not the only one who's watching.Copy !req
890. So, feel free to pass that along
if you'd like.Copy !req
891. Cool?Copy !req
892. Are we cool?Copy !req
893. Cool. Cool.Copy !req
894. Cool.Copy !req
895. All right. That's it. Give me the phone.
I'm calling the cops.Copy !req
896. Wait. He didn't do anything.Copy !req
897. All he said was that he liked his privacy.Copy !req
898. But think about that.
Why does he want his privacy?Copy !req
899. I mean, he's hiding something.
We know that.Copy !req
900. - Yeah, definitely.
- Right?Copy !req
901. And he knows that we know that.
He knows that.Copy !req
902. And regardless of if he had a bad day
or a good... It doesn't matter.Copy !req
903. He scared the hell out of you.
That's a grown man.Copy !req
904. Look, Kale, he freaked me out,
but he's right.Copy !req
905. We're the ones spying.Copy !req
906. Oh, man,
she's got that Stockholm thing.Copy !req
907. You know, where the hostage
falls for the hostage taker.Copy !req
908. - Where do you get this stuff?
- I read a lot.Copy !req
909. Okay. I got a...
How is that a nice or charming guy?Copy !req
910. - I didn't say that.
- No, okay, Ash, what you said was...Copy !req
911. You said, "He broke into my car,
but he did it in a nice way."Copy !req
912. - Maybe I'm not understanding.
- Okay, you know what?Copy !req
913. - Can we just...
- Drop this?Copy !req
914. This is obviously not
a cute little game anymore.Copy !req
915. This has gone way too far.Copy !req
916. Hi. No, I'm not over here.Copy !req
917. Okay, I'm coming.Copy !req
918. Parents' anniversary,
amazingly enough.Copy !req
919. Just drop this, okay?Copy !req
920. I'll call you later.Copy !req
921. This is Ronnie. Make it good.Copy !req
922. Ronnie, I did some research
on Turner's house, okay?Copy !req
923. I'm looking at the blueprints, and it says
that when this house was first built,Copy !req
924. this main house and the garage
weren't connected.Copy !req
925. And now there's
this whole middle piece.Copy !req
926. That middle piece wasn't there.
I mean, what would he need that for?Copy !req
927. I'm just thinking out loud. Call me back.Copy !req
928. - Who is it?
- It's Ronnie, man! Come on!Copy !req
929. - Did you get my message?
- What? No, listen.Copy !req
930. - I dropped my phone in his car!
- Wait, wait, wait.Copy !req
931. - Wait.
- I went home, it wasn't in my pockets.Copy !req
932. I must have put it down
when I was putting the thing back on.Copy !req
933. - Okay, okay, stop.
- I don't want to...Copy !req
934. Are you understanding what I'm saying?Copy !req
935. Okay, look!
We're gonna get your phone, okay?Copy !req
936. Here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna get your phone.Copy !req
937. But I need you to do
one more thing for me.Copy !req
938. - Yeah. Okay. Okay.
- You there?Copy !req
939. How am I looking? Can you see this?Copy !req
940. Yeah, you're good. I see you.Copy !req
941. Okay, how does it look over there?
Am I... Is anything moving?Copy !req
942. How am I looking?Copy !req
943. - Yeah, you're good to go.
- Okay.Copy !req
944. There you go. There you go.Copy !req
945. Wait, is this... You still got a signal?Copy !req
946. Yeah, no, I see you, I see you.
Do it from around the corner.Copy !req
947. There you go.Copy !req
948. Are you sure I'm still clear?Copy !req
949. No movement. You're fine.Copy !req
950. Oh, God. I made a lot of noise.
Did you see anything?Copy !req
951. You're good.Copy !req
952. Oh, man, it reeks in here.Copy !req
953. - What's it smell like?
- Like the corpse of a rotting hottie.Copy !req
954. Okay, yes, the door's unlocked.Copy !req
955. I'm not seeing it, man. It's not in here.Copy !req
956. Just keep looking. It's there.
Just calm down.Copy !req
957. Just be patient, you'll find it.Copy !req
958. Oh, God, yes. Okay, I got it. I got it.Copy !req
959. - Oh, thank you, thank you.
- There you go.Copy !req
960. Okay. Okay. Now listen.Copy !req
961. - You gotta find the bag.
- Okay. All right. Okay.Copy !req
962. I don't see it.
Wait a minute, wait a minute.Copy !req
963. I see it, I see it. Do you see this?Copy !req
964. There it is. Good job. Good job.Copy !req
965. - Okay.
- All right, okay, okay.Copy !req
966. I just gotta put the camera down
for a second.Copy !req
967. Oh, yeah.
This is definitely the source of the stink.Copy !req
968. Bro, I don't want to do this anymore.
I want to come home.Copy !req
969. Just stay calm. Stay calm.
I need you to look in the bag.Copy !req
970. God, there's a lot of blood.Copy !req
971. - Wait a minute, I think that's hair.
- Okay.Copy !req
972. Oh, Jesus, this is nasty.Copy !req
973. Oh, God. This is sticky.Copy !req
974. Ronnie, the camera's sliding.
Ronnie. Shit.Copy !req
975. Well, that was close.Copy !req
976. Good save.Copy !req
977. Okay, I got it. Jesus. How am I looking?Copy !req
978. Oh, no.Copy !req
979. What the...Copy !req
980. Ronnie? Did you just close the door?Copy !req
981. I think there's someone in the garage.Copy !req
982. Help me.Copy !req
983. Ronnie.Copy !req
984. Oh, shit, he's in the house.Copy !req
985. Oh, shit!Copy !req
986. Ronnie?Copy !req
987. Oh, shit.Copy !req
988. Ronnie!Copy !req
989. Ronnie!Copy !req
990. Open the door!Copy !req
991. Officer! Officer!Copy !req
992. - Listen, my friend, has been kidnapped!
- Drop the bat now!Copy !req
993. - Down on the ground!
- Okay. Okay.Copy !req
994. Drop it. Now! Clear the bat.Copy !req
995. The only reason I came here
is my friend is in the house.Copy !req
996. He's kidnapped by the owner
of the house who's trying to kill him.Copy !req
997. - No, come on, man!
- He's claiming a possible 10-31.Copy !req
998. - It's open.
- It was open when I got here!Copy !req
999. - Breaking and entering.
- Bullshit!Copy !req
1000. - Mr Turner?
- Yes, I am. Can I help you?Copy !req
1001. Sorry to wake you, sir,Copy !req
1002. but the kid here is claiming
that his friend is in your house.Copy !req
1003. Do you know anything about that?Copy !req
1004. No, I certainly don't.Copy !req
1005. You lying son of a bitch, he's in your...Copy !req
1006. - That's it, come on.
- He's in the house.Copy !req
1007. - Come on, here we go.
- Okay, look.Copy !req
1008. He didn't just wake up five minutes ago.Copy !req
1009. The man has been kidnapping
and killing people.Copy !req
1010. Okay? There's a body in a blue bag
in his garage!Copy !req
1011. Please.Copy !req
1012. Sir, when we got here,
the door was open.Copy !req
1013. Well, how would he get the door open?Copy !req
1014. I'm not sure, sir. I don't see any signs
of breaking and entering.Copy !req
1015. Just keep him here for a second.Copy !req
1016. Yeah, he lives with his mother.
They live back here.Copy !req
1017. Just give me a second, sir.Copy !req
1018. Something doesn't feel right. Let's just
check it out. Just take a second.Copy !req
1019. Come on, let's go.Copy !req
1020. Sir, do you mind
if we take a look inside?Copy !req
1021. Not at all. You be my guest.Copy !req
1022. - He was stealing?
- Yeah, I think so.Copy !req
1023. I'm not quite sure, but he did something.Copy !req
1024. Okay.Copy !req
1025. I hit it the other night.Copy !req
1026. I thought I could save a few steps
and get it off the road myself.Copy !req
1027. I was hoping to bury it sooner,
but it's been a hell of a week.Copy !req
1028. But you found time to fix your fender,
though, right?Copy !req
1029. Well, that car is a classic.Copy !req
1030. I had to get it out of storage
for the auto show.Copy !req
1031. I needed it in pristine condition.Copy !req
1032. - The auto show?
- That's right.Copy !req
1033. The auto show. Big car fan, huh?Copy !req
1034. - All right, that's it.
- The auto show.Copy !req
1035. Let's go.Copy !req
1036. - What about my friend then, huh?
- All right, all right.Copy !req
1037. - Where's my friend then, huh?
- Let's go. Come on.Copy !req
1038. Auto show!Copy !req
1039. It was his second violation, Mrs Brecht.
He's due in court at 9:00 a.m. Tomorrow.Copy !req
1040. Can he press charges?Copy !req
1041. Well, your son was in his house,
Mrs Brecht,Copy !req
1042. and so, yes, Mr Turner
can file charges if he chooses.Copy !req
1043. - Thank you.
- Good night.Copy !req
1044. Good night.Copy !req
1045. I can't believe this.Copy !req
1046. I can't believe you're actually buying
this guy's bullshit.Copy !req
1047. - What? After what you just pulled?
- It's bullshit, Mom.Copy !req
1048. And everything that's happened
this past year,Copy !req
1049. it's a miracle
they didn't just take you away.Copy !req
1050. - I have to go talk to him.
- What are you talking about? Now?Copy !req
1051. - He could press charges, Kale.
- Now?Copy !req
1052. - I don't care if he's gonna press...
- Sit down!Copy !req
1053. I care.Copy !req
1054. You are breaking my heart, Kale.Copy !req
1055. Oh, shit.
What the hell are you doing, Ma?Copy !req
1056. Oh, shit.Copy !req
1057. Ronnie? Ronnie.Copy !req
1058. Oh, no.Copy !req
1059. Piece of shit.Copy !req
1060. Ronnie.Copy !req
1061. - Yo, don't kill me.
- You motherfuck.Copy !req
1062. - Don't kill me. Hey...
- Are you serious?Copy !req
1063. Do you have any idea
what I've just been through?Copy !req
1064. Hey! Come on!Copy !req
1065. I thought you were dead.Copy !req
1066. Dude, did you want me to go up
to the cops and be like,Copy !req
1067. "Oh, hey, you know what, Officer?
He's right. I was in his house.Copy !req
1068. "I went in there to get the phone
out of the carCopy !req
1069. "that I broke into earlier today."Copy !req
1070. Look, all I could think of was,
"I don't want to go to jail.Copy !req
1071. "Hide. Hide."
And I went into the closet, and...Copy !req
1072. Okay. All right, okay, okay,
that was a bad joke.Copy !req
1073. - I just wasn't thinking straight, okay?
- I get it. I get it.Copy !req
1074. - Please, please. I'm so...
- Yeah.Copy !req
1075. - Yeah?
- Oh, God. You bastard.Copy !req
1076. God. You bastard.Copy !req
1077. - Hey, so what was in the bag?
- It was a dead deer.Copy !req
1078. - Naturally.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1079. Yo, what is your mom doing over there?Copy !req
1080. She's keeping me out of jail.Copy !req
1081. Oh, wait. You know what? Then before
they confiscate this evidence,Copy !req
1082. you should come over here
and peep this.Copy !req
1083. I'm serious, man.
I got my whole great escape on video.Copy !req
1084. I hope this works. I dropped it.
Here we are.Copy !req
1085. You know what?
I was in your closet for, like, two weeks.Copy !req
1086. I gotta take a piss. Check this out.Copy !req
1087. - Oh, no.
- Yo, it's genius.Copy !req
1088. Ronnie? Did you just close the door?Copy !req
1089. I think there's someone in the garage.Copy !req
1090. Help me.Copy !req
1091. What was that?Copy !req
1092. Yeah, but it's just been
really hard on him.Copy !req
1093. He still blames himself.Copy !req
1094. I understand.Copy !req
1095. I know feelings like that, they don't...
You know, they don't just go away.Copy !req
1096. Thank you so much.
You've just been so great about all this.Copy !req
1097. Well, it's been my pleasure.Copy !req
1098. Thanks.Copy !req
1099. - Good night.
- Okay.Copy !req
1100. Ronnie!Copy !req
1101. Ronnie, get up here! Ronnie!
She's on the tape!Copy !req
1102. Ronnie!Copy !req
1103. The club girl, she's dead!Copy !req
1104. Ronnie!Copy !req
1105. So, he got her on tape?Copy !req
1106. I really didn't want this.Copy !req
1107. All I wantedCopy !req
1108. was to live in peace,Copy !req
1109. which is why we gotta keep
the spotlight on you.Copy !req
1110. You've done most of the work already.Copy !req
1111. You are the troubled neighbourhood boy
who cried wolf.Copy !req
1112. But now,Copy !req
1113. you are really going to snap.Copy !req
1114. First, you killed your buddy,Copy !req
1115. because he was calling your girlfriend
behind your back.Copy !req
1116. And now we gotta
bring your mom over hereCopy !req
1117. so you can slit her throat,Copy !req
1118. because she just wouldn't stop
blaming youCopy !req
1119. for killing your dad.Copy !req
1120. So, it sounds good?Copy !req
1121. Good.Copy !req
1122. Pen and paper.Copy !req
1123. Write this down.Copy !req
1124. "Dear Ashley,Copy !req
1125. - "I killed Ronnie..."
- Kale?Copy !req
1126. Kale!Copy !req
1127. My God. Kale!Copy !req
1128. Kale!Copy !req
1129. Shut the door. Shut the door. Oh, God.Copy !req
1130. Grab the phone.Copy !req
1131. The scissors! Here, scissors.Copy !req
1132. - Come on, 911.
- Phone is dead.Copy !req
1133. Where is your mom?Copy !req
1134. Turner's house. Here, take that.Copy !req
1135. All right, we've gotta get across the line.Copy !req
1136. Get ready to run, okay?Copy !req
1137. Come on! Go! Jump!Copy !req
1138. - Kale!
- Go!Copy !req
1139. Come on!Copy !req
1140. I've gotta get my mom.
Make sure the cops are coming, okay?Copy !req
1141. - Yeah.
- Okay?Copy !req
1142. - Go!
- Okay.Copy !req
1143. Go!Copy !req
1144. Mom!Copy !req
1145. 13-Adam? 13-Adam-74, come in.Copy !req
1146. 13-Adam-74. Go ahead.Copy !req
1147. Yeah, I realise your shift's over,
but that kid just hopped the fence again.Copy !req
1148. You still want first dibs?Copy !req
1149. 13-Adam-74.
Yeah. Yeah, I'll take care of it.Copy !req
1150. Roger that. Over.Copy !req
1151. Yeah, when I take care of it.Copy !req
1152. Mom?Copy !req
1153. Mom?Copy !req
1154. Mom?Copy !req
1155. Mom?Copy !req
1156. Mom?Copy !req
1157. Shit.Copy !req
1158. Oh, God.Copy !req
1159. Oh, shit!Copy !req
1160. Mom?Copy !req
1161. It's the club girl.Copy !req
1162. She never left.Copy !req
1163. Mr Turner?Copy !req
1164. Sir, are you here? Police!Copy !req
1165. Mom?Copy !req
1166. Mom?Copy !req
1167. Mom?Copy !req
1168. Dispatch, 13-Adam...Copy !req
1169. Mom?Copy !req
1170. Hello?Copy !req
1171. Mom? Mom?Copy !req
1172. Oh, God. Oh, God.Copy !req
1173. Oh, God.Copy !req
1174. You're okay, you're okay.Copy !req
1175. Here, I got you.Copy !req
1176. You made me do this.Copy !req
1177. You know,Copy !req
1178. I think you're the first one to ever getCopy !req
1179. one of these things taken off early
for good behaviour.Copy !req
1180. - Good behaviour?
- That's what I'm calling it.Copy !req
1181. You got a problem with it,
call somebody who cares.Copy !req
1182. Good behaviour.Copy !req
1183. You all set to pay the incarceration fee,
Mrs Brecht?Copy !req
1184. You're kidding.Copy !req
1185. No, she's not kidding.Copy !req
1186. Today counts.Copy !req
1187. She's not kidding.Copy !req
1188. No. Look.Copy !req
1189. Follow me.Copy !req
1190. So much for being spatially challenged.Copy !req
1191. Does it scare you?Copy !req
1192. Oh, yes. It terrifies me.Copy !req
1193. So, what happens now?Copy !req
1194. - Did you see that?
- Hello?Copy !req
1195. Mrs Greenwood, hi. This is Joe Smith
from the satellite company.Copy !req
1196. Well, we're just calling to check up
on our adult programming subscribers.Copy !req
1197. - What are you talking about?
- Skin flicks, ma'am.Copy !req
1198. - That's what the kids are calling 'em.
- Excuse me? What?Copy !req
1199. Well, we see that you're currently
accessing it, ma'am, as we speak.Copy !req
1200. From receiver 3,
second floor of your house.Copy !req
1201. - But that's not possible.
- I'm just doing my job.Copy !req
1202. - Okay.
- Thanks for your call.Copy !req
1203. Yes, ma'am.Copy !req
1204. What are you watching?
What do you think you're doing?Copy !req
1205. Nice.Copy !req
1206. And I am calling your mother!Copy !req
1207. - You feel better now?
- Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1208. - But that's just the first strike, though.
- Really?Copy !req
1209. Well, yeah, it's an ongoing offensive
against neighbourhood evil.Copy !req
1210. I'm very dedicated.Copy !req
1211. You're my hero.Copy !req
1212. Soon to be the most popular video
on YouTube.Copy !req