1. Hi, everybody.
This is your Cousin Brucie. Whoa!
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2. Our summer romances are in full bloom,
and everybody's in love!
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3. So, cousins, here's a great song
from The Four Seasons.
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4. That was the summer of 1963,
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5. when everybody called me "Baby"
and it didn't occur to me to mind.
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6. That was before
President Kennedy was shot,
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7. before the Beatles came,
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8. when I couldn't wait
to join the Peace Corps
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9. and I thought I'd never find
a guy as great as my dad.
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10. That was the summer
we went to Kellerman's.
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11. Ping-Pong in the west arcade,
softball in the east diamond.
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12. All you Sandy Koufaxes, get out there!
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13. Complimentary dance lessons
in the gazebo.
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14. Oh, my God. Look at that!
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15. Mom, I should've brought the coral shoes.
You said I was taking too much.
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16. Well, sweetheart, you brought 10 pairs.
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17. But the coral shoes matched that dress.
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18. This is not a tragedy.
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19. A tragedy is three men trapped in a mine
or police dogs used in Birmingham.
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20. Monks burning themselves in protest.
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21. Butt out, Baby.
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22. Okay, we got horseshoes
on the south lawn in 15 minutes!
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23. We've got splish-splash, the water class,
down by the lake.
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24. We have the still life art class.
We got volleyball and croquet.
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25. And for you older folks, we got sacks!
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26. Doc!
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27. Max!
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28. Doc, after all these years
I finally got you up on my mountain.
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29. How's the blood pressure?
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30. I want you girls to know
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31. if it were not for this man,
I'd be standing here dead.
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32. - Billy, get the bags.
- Right away, Doc.
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33. I kept the best cabin
for you and your beautiful girls.
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34. Hey, thanks a lot. You want a job here?
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35. There's a merengue class
in the gazebo in the next few minutes.
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36. The greatest teacher.
Used to be a Rockette.
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37. It's his first real vacation in six years, Max.
Take it easy.
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38. Three weeks here, it'll feel like a year.
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39. One, two, three, four!
Stomp those grapes and stomp some more!
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40. One, two, three, four!
Stomp those grapes and stomp some more!
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41. One, two, three, four! Listen to the music!
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42. Sorry.
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43. Move your caboose and shake it loose!
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44. One, two, three, four! Start the train!
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45. Come on, men!
Follow me into a round robin!
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46. Ladies, the inner circle!
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47. Come on, ladies!
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48. God wouldn't have given you maracas
if he didn't want you to shake them!
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49. Okay now, ladies, when I say "stop,"
you're gonna find the man of your dreams.
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50. Stop!
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51. Remember, he's the boss
on the dance floor, if nowhere else.
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52. Mom, Dad, I'm going up to the main house
to look around.
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53. There are two kinds of help here.
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54. You waiters are all college guys,
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55. and I went to Harvard and Yale to hire you.
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56. And why did I do that? Why?
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57. I shouldn't have to remind you.
This is a family place.
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58. That means you keep your fingers
out of the water, hair out of the soup,
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59. and show the goddamn daughters
a good time.
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60. All the daughters.
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61. Even the dogs.
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62. Schlep them out to the terrace,
show them the stars.
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63. - Romance them any way you want.
- Got that, guys?
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64. Hey, hold it! Hold it.
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65. Well, if it isn't the entertainment staff.
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66. Listen, wiseass, you got your own rules.
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67. Dance with the daughters.
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68. Teach them the mambo, the cha-cha,
anything they pay for.
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69. That's it. That's where it ends.
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70. No funny business, no conversations,
and keep your hands off!
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71. It's the same at all these places.
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72. Some ass in the woods,
but no conversation.
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73. Watch it, Rodriguez.
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74. Can you keep that straight, Johnny?
What you can't lay your hands on?
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75. Just put your pickle on everybody's plate,
and leave the hard stuff to me.
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76. Sit down and I'll get you some wine.
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77. Thank you, Max.
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78. This is Dr. And Mrs. Houseman.
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79. Baby, Lisa, this is your waiter,
Robbie Gould.
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80. Yale medical school.
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81. These people are my special guests.
Give them anything they want.
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82. - Enjoy.
- Thanks, Max.
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83. Look at all this leftover food.
Are there still starving children in Europe?
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84. - Try Southeast Asia, Ma.
- Right.
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85. Robbie, Baby wants to send
her leftover pot roast
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86. to Southeast Asia,
so anything we don't finish, you wrap up.
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87. Max, our Baby's gonna change the world.
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88. - And what are you gonna do, missy?
- Lisa's gonna decorate it.
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89. She already does.
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90. Doc, I want you to meet someone.
My grandson Neil.
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91. Goes to the Cornell School
of Hotel Management.
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92. Baby's starting Mount Holyoke in the fall.
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93. Oh, great.
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94. Are you going to major in English?
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95. No.
Economics of underdeveloped countries.
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96. - I'm going into the Peace Corps.
- After the final show,
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97. I'm going to Mississippi
with a couple of busboys, freedom ride.
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98. This is our own Tito Suarez.
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99. Mambo! Yeah! Come on!
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100. Who's that?
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101. Oh, them. They're the dance people.
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102. They're here to keep the guests happy.
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103. They shouldn't show off with each other.
That's not gonna sell lessons.
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104. - Hi, kids. Having fun?
- Yeah.
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105. Actually, I've gotta excuse myself.
I'm in charge of the games tonight.
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106. Would you like to help me
get things started?
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107. Sure she would.
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108. This'll only hurt for a minute.
You've got Blue Cross, right?
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109. Was that good for you?
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110. And for being such a good sport,
here you go!
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111. I finally met a girl exactly like my mother.
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112. Dresses like her, acts like her.
So I brought her home.
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113. My father doesn't like her!
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114. Go figure.
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115. - Hi.
- How'd you get here?
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116. - I was taking a walk.
- Go back.
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117. - Let me help you.
- No.
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118. - What's up there?
- No guests allowed. House rules.
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119. Why don't you go back to the playhouse?
I saw you dancing with the little boss man.
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120. Can you keep a secret?
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121. Your parents would kill you.
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122. Max would kill me.
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123. Where'd they learn to do that?
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124. Where?
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125. I don't know. Kids are doing it
in their basements back home.
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126. Wanna try it?
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127. Come on, Baby.
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128. Can you imagine dancing like this
on the main floor,
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129. home of the family foxtrot?
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130. Max would close the place down first.
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131. That's my cousin, Johnny Castle.
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132. He got me the job here.
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133. - They look great together.
- Yeah.
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134. You'd think they were a couple,
wouldn't you?
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135. - Aren't they?
- No, not since we were kids.
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136. Do you love me?
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137. Yeah!
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138. Yo, cousin, what's she doing here?
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139. She came with me. She's with me.
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140. I carried a watermelon.
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141. "I carried a watermelon"?
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142. Bend your knees. Down.
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143. Watch. Watch my eyes.
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144. Good.
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145. That's better.
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146. Good. Now roll this way.
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147. Now watch.
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148. Look.
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149. Love man!
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150. Ladies, join our hair-raising wig show.
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151. Try your Sandra Dee, Jackie Kennedy
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152. or Elizabeth Taylor-Cleopatra wig.
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153. - I'll knock with three.
- Look at that cute fella.
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154. Look at these hands. They're golden hands.
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155. My God, it's Cleopatra!
I feel like such an asp.
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156. You look 10 years younger.
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157. At 10:15, by the pool, we have calisthenics.
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158. Then on the west porch, we have
a symposium by Rabbi Maurice Sherman
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159. on the psychology of insult comedians.
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160. So I say, "Ask not what your waiter
can do for you,
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161. "but what you can do for your waiter."
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162. If tips keep up,
I'll have enough for my Alfa Romeo.
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163. That's my favorite car.
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164. Ladies, you look very lovely.
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165. Baby, would you cover for me tonight?
Tell Mom and Dad I went to lie down.
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166. Where are you going?
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167. To the golf course.
There's a pretty view from the first tee.
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168. Good. Thanks.
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169. So you were really a Rockette?
I think you're a wonderful dancer.
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170. Yeah, well, my mother kicked me out
when I was 16.
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171. I've been dancing ever since.
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172. It's the only thing
I ever wanted to do anyway.
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173. I envy you.
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174. - Aren't you dancing, Doc?
- We're waiting for a waltz.
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175. Hi, Max. Aren't my dance lessons
starting to pay off?
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176. You look great, Vivian! Terrific!
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177. That's Vivian Pressman,
one of the bungalow bunnies.
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178. That's what we call the women
who stay here all week.
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179. The husbands only come up on weekends.
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180. Moe Pressman's a big card player.
He'll join our game.
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181. - Moe coming up on Friday?
- Friday.
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182. He's away a lot. I know.
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183. It's a hardship.
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184. Where's Penny?
Everybody's been asking for her.
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185. What do you mean, where's Penny?
She's taking a break.
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186. As long as it's not an all-night break.
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187. Come on, doll. Let's take a walk.
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188. I love to watch your hair
blowing in the breeze.
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189. Maybe my parents are looking for me.
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190. Baby, don't worry.
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191. If they think you're with me, they'll be
the happiest parents at Kellerman's.
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192. I have to say it.
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193. - I'm known as the catch of the county.
- I'm sure you are.
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194. Last week I took a girl away from Jamie,
the lifeguard.
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195. And he said to her,
"What does he have that I don't have?"
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196. And she said, "Two hotels."
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197. Robbie.
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198. I don't hear an apology.
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199. Go back to Mommy and Daddy and listen.
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200. Maybe you'll hear one in your dreams.
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201. I'm sorry you had to see that, Baby.
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202. Sometimes in this world,
you see things you don't wanna see.
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203. You hungry?
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204. Come on.
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205. So, Baby, what do you want?
You can have anything you want.
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206. A brownie, some milk,
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207. leftover rice pudding, beets,
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208. cabbage roll,
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209. fruit salad, sweet gherkins?
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210. Neil, look, I'm sorry.
I better go check on Lisa.
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211. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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212. - Why's she here?
- In case Neil comes back.
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213. Penny just doesn't think.
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214. She wouldn't do anything stupid,
would she?
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215. So, what's wrong?
What's the matter with her?
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216. - She's knocked up, Baby.
- Billy!
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217. - What's he gonna do about it?
- "What's he gonna do about it?"
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218. It's mine, right?
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219. - Right away you think it's mine.
- But I thought...
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220. It's okay. Johnny's here.
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221. I'm never gonna let anything
happen to you.
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222. We got to go.
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223. Just hold on. Just hold on.
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224. Good girl. Good girl.
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225. What do you think you're doing?
You're in trouble, you talk to me.
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226. I'll take care of it.
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227. You should've come to me
in the first place.
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228. Forget it, Johnny.
I'm not taking what's left of your salary.
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229. - Penny, that's my business.
- Besides, it wouldn't be enough.
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230. Oh, God, it's hopeless!
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231. Don't say that.
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232. There's gotta be a way to work it out.
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233. Baby? Is that your name?
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234. You know what, Baby?
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235. You don't know shit about my problems.
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236. I told her.
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237. Jesus! She's gonna tell
her management boyfriend
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238. and then we'll all get fired.
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239. Why not skywrite it?
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240. "Penny got knocked up
by Robbie, the creep."
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241. Robbie?
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242. - Look...
- No, Baby.
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243. One of the counselors knows a doctor,
a real MD,
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244. just traveling through New Paltz
one day next week.
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245. We can get an appointment,
but it costs $250.
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246. But if it's Robbie, there's no problem.
I know he has the money.
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247. - I'm sure if you tell him...
- He knows.
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248. Go back to your playpen, Baby.
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249. - Why should you tell me what's right?
- You can't just leave her.
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250. I didn't blow a summer hauling bagels
just to bail out some chick
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251. who probably slept with every guy here.
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252. A little precision, please.
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253. Some people count and some people don't.
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254. Read it.
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255. I think you'll enjoy it.
But return it. I have notes in there.
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256. You make me sick. Stay away from me.
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257. Stay away from my sister
or I'll have you fired.
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258. What am I doing wrong?
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259. You're lining it up a little wrong, Marge.
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260. If your mother ever leaves me,
it'll be for Arnold Palmer.
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261. - Daddy, someone's in trouble.
- Besides your mother?
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262. You're overcorrecting, Marge.
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263. You always told me
if someone was in trouble, I should help.
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264. Could you lend me $250?
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265. Are you all right? Are you in trouble?
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266. No, it's not me. Could you loan it to me?
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267. That's a lot of money. What's it for?
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268. Baby, stand up straight.
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269. I can't tell you.
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270. It's hard for me to say that to you,
but I can't.
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271. You always said
you could tell me anything.
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272. I can't tell you this.
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273. It's not illegal, is it?
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274. No, Daddy.
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275. That was a stupid thing to ask. Forgive me.
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276. I'll have it for you before dinner.
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277. - Is everything all right?
- Fine.
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278. Thanks, Daddy.
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279. Here's the money.
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280. - You mean Robbie...
- No. You were right about him.
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281. - Then where'd you get it?
- You said you needed it.
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282. - Is this kid for real?
- Takes a real saint to ask Daddy.
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283. Thanks, Baby, but I can't use it.
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284. What? What's the matter with you?
You should take the money.
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285. I can only get her an appointment
for Thursday.
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286. They do their act
at the Sheldrake Thursday.
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287. If they cancel, they lose
this season's salary and next year's gig.
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288. What's the Sheldrake?
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289. It's another hotel
where they do their mambo act.
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290. Can't someone else fill in?
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291. No, Miss Fix-it. Somebody else can't.
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292. Maria has to work all day.
She can't learn the routines.
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293. And Janet has to fill in for Penny.
Everybody works here.
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294. You wanna do it?
Take time out from Simon Says?
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295. It's not a bad idea.
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296. It was a joke.
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297. - She can move.
- It's the dumbest idea I ever heard of.
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298. - I can't even do the merengue.
- See?
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299. You're a strong partner.
You can lead anybody.
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300. She can't even do the merengue.
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301. She cannot do it.
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302. - No!
- Oh, sorry. Sorry.
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303. You don't step on the one.
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304. You gotta start on the two.
Find the two. Understand?
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305. - I never did any of these dances before.
- It's one, two, three, four.
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306. When the music starts,
you don't dance until the two.
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307. - Got it?
- Yes.
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308. Relax, relax.
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309. Breathe.
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310. Frame.
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311. Nope.
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312. Again.
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313. Two, three, four. Two, three, four.
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314. Don't lean back. Lifting up.
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315. Two, three, four. Shoulders down.
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316. Again. Concentrate. And...
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317. Don't put your heel down.
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318. - Don't put your heel down.
- I didn't...
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319. Stay on the toe. Just listen to me.
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320. The steps aren't enough.
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321. Feel the music.
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322. It's not on the one. It's not the mambo.
It's a feeling, a heartbeat.
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323. Don't try so hard.
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324. Close your eyes.
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325. Two, three, four. Two, three, four.
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326. Breathe.
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327. Head up. Lock your frame. Lock it.
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328. Look, spaghetti arms.
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329. This is my dance space.
This is your dance space.
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330. I don't go into yours.
You don't go into mine.
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331. You gotta hold the frame.
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332. Again.
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333. Frame.
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334. Back. Easy.
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335. And turn, turn. Down.
And lift. You'll learn that later.
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336. And come on.
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337. Down. Twist. And the bow.
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338. - Sorry. Sorry.
- You trying to kill me?
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339. You gotta concentrate!
Is that your idea of fun?
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340. As a matter of fact, it is.
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341. We do the show in two days,
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342. you won't show me lifts,
I'm not sure of turns,
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343. I'm doing all this to save your ass.
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344. What I really want to do is drop you on it.
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345. Let's leave.
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346. Shit!
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347. I locked the keys in the car!
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348. You're getting wet, right?
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349. - You're wild.
- What?
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350. You're wild!
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351. Now, the most important thing
to remember in lifts is balance.
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352. Whoa! Whoa!
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353. I got it now.
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354. So where'd you learn to be a dancer?
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355. Well, this guy came into
this luncheonette one day
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356. and we were all sitting around
doing nothing.
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357. And he said that Arthur Murray
was giving a test for instructors.
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358. So, if you passed,
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359. they'd teach you different dances,
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360. show you how to break them down,
teach them.
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361. What?
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362. No.
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363. Good.
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364. Don't look down. Look here. Good.
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365. And...
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366. Now, bend your knees and go up. Go, go.
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367. Good try. Now, you'll hurt me
if you don't trust me, all right?
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368. Now, go, go. Go.
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369. Good. Now, I'm gonna go up.
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370. You know, the best place
to practice lifts is in the water.
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371. Just bend your knees. And go.
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372. Good.
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373. Good. Good. Now hold the position.
Hold it.
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374. Good. Don't break! Don't break!
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375. - Let's do it again.
- Okay.
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376. All right. One, two, three.
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377. Oh, sorry.
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378. Good. Keep... No, don't.
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379. It's not too bad.
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380. - One more time.
- Okay. Over my head. Go.
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381. I can't believe it's tonight.
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382. The Sheldrake's 20 minutes away.
We'll change in the car.
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383. Mrs. Schumacher. Hey, wait, we'll help you.
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384. Such junk. Such junk.
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385. Benny Bernstein's Dancing School,
that's where I went.
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386. George Burns was a teacher.
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387. - Thank you.
- You're welcome.
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388. I'll just keep my shoulders down,
my head up,
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389. my frame locked, stay on my toes...
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390. What if I forget the steps?
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391. Pull up, watch the frame.
And remember, let him lead you.
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392. I'm afraid I'm gonna forget to spike,
get dizzy and fall on my face.
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393. No. Don't look at my feet,
keep my head up, my eyes open,
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394. tension in my arms, my frame locked,
seat pulled up...
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395. Thanks, Baby.
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396. I just want you to know
that I don't sleep around,
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397. whatever Robbie might have told you.
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398. And I thought that he loved me.
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399. I thought it was something special.
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400. Anyway, I just wanted you to know that.
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401. So, how does it look?
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402. I'm scared.
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403. I'm so scared, Baby.
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404. Don't worry.
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405. You'll be fine.
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406. Bingo! Bingo! Bingo! That's right.
It's Thursday night at Kellerman's.
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407. That's bingo night.
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408. - Hey, how about a dance later?
- Could be. Who knows?
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409. - Lisa, you have to do something for me.
- I don't have to.
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410. Just tell Mom and Dad
I have a headache and I'm in bed, okay?
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411. Bye.
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412. The Sheldrake Hotel is proud to present
Johnny Castle and partner
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413. in Mambo Magic.
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414. Relax.
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415. Now spot a lead.
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416. Wrong way!
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417. Over here.
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418. Ready for the lift?
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419. Come on.
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420. Keep going. Keep going.
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421. because wherever you are now,
I want you to look at the sky.
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422. Look at those stars. What a show.
Here are The Drifters.
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423. You did good. You worked hard.
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424. I saw that old couple from Kellerman's
and I thought that was it.
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425. Me, too. Me, too.
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426. You know, by the second turn
you really had it.
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427. - But I didn't do the lift.
- You did real good.
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428. Thanks.
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429. Johnny!
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430. Come on. It's Penny.
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431. - She wouldn't go until you returned.
- Did you call an ambulance?
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432. She said the hospital would call the police.
She made me promise.
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433. He didn't use no ether, nothing.
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434. - I thought you said he was a real MD?
- He had a dirty knife and a folding table.
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435. I could hear her screaming in the hallway.
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436. I swear to God, I tried to get in.
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437. It's all right. Johnny's here.
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438. What? What is it, Baby?
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439. - Is it Lisa?
- No.
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440. Excuse me. Excuse me!
Everybody clear out, please.
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441. Okay.
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442. Yes, I know that hurts.
We're gonna take care of that.
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443. - Who's responsible for this girl?
- I am.
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444. Please, is she...
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445. Doc, thanks a lot.
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446. I don't know how to thank you.
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447. - Was that what my money paid for?
- I'm sorry. I never meant to lie.
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448. You're not the person I thought you were.
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449. I'm not sure who you are.
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450. I don't want you to have anything
to do with those people.
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451. Nothing! You're to have nothing
to do with them ever again!
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452. I won't tell your mother about this.
Right now I'm going to bed.
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453. And take that stuff off your face
before your mother sees you!
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454. Is everything all right, Jake?
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455. It's all right, Marge. Go back to sleep.
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456. Can I come in?
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457. I guess it's not a great room.
You probably got a great room.
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458. No. It's a great room!
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459. Leave it on.
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460. I'm sorry about the way
my father treated you.
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461. No. Your father was great. He was great.
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462. - The way he took care of Penny.
- I mean the way he was with you.
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463. It's really me it has to do with.
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464. Johnny, I came here because my father...
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465. No. The way he saved her...
I could never do anything like that.
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466. That was something.
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467. People treat me like I'm nothing
because I am nothing.
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468. That's not true! You're everything!
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469. You don't understand the way it is
for somebody like me.
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470. Last month I'm eating candy to stay alive.
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471. This month, women are stuffing diamonds
in my pockets.
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472. I'm balancing on shit
and I could be down there again.
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473. No, it's not the way it is!
It doesn't have to be that way!
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474. I've never known anyone like you.
You think you can make the world better.
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475. Somebody's lost, you find them.
Somebody's bleeding...
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476. I go get my daddy.
That's really brave, like you said.
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477. That took a lot of guts to go to him!
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478. You are not scared of anything.
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479. I'm scared of everything!
I'm scared of what I saw.
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480. I'm scared of what I did, who I am.
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481. I'm scared of walking out of here
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482. and never feeling for the rest of my life
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483. the way I feel when I'm with you!
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484. Dance with me.
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485. - What, here?
- Here.
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486. Singers, dancers, actors,
this is your lucky day!
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487. Auditions for the annual Kellerman's
end-of-the-season talent show
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488. beginning in the playhouse.
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489. - Everyone gonna be in the show?
- We're leaving tomorrow.
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490. Miss the weekend traffic.
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491. But we're paid up till Sunday.
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492. - And miss the show?
- I said we're leaving tomorrow.
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493. I was going to sing in the show.
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494. It's the big event.
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495. People bring their own arrangements.
You don't want to miss it.
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496. Baby, I need you for props.
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497. Why would you want to leave early?
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498. It was just an idea.
We can stay if you want to.
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499. - So, what were you planning to sing?
- I Feel Pretty.
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500. Or What Do the Simple Folk Do?
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501. Or I Feel Pretty What do you think, Daddy?
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502. - Hi.
- Hi.
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503. You look much better.
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504. You just missed your father.
He's such a wonderful man.
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505. I'm sorry. I didn't realize...
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506. You couldn't have. It's okay.
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507. - Hey.
- Johnny!
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508. - So, how you doing?
- I'm okay.
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509. Yeah?
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510. Dr. Houseman says I'm going to be fine.
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511. - I can still have children.
- Oh, Penny, that's really great.
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512. So, how did it go last night?
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513. Good.
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514. Fine. I didn't do the lifts, but it was good.
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515. Well, I guess I'm gonna go.
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516. See you.
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517. - So, he says you're going to be fine?
- What are you doing?
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518. I'll tell Max your grandmother died.
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519. How many times have you told me
never get mixed up with them?
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520. I know what I'm doing.
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521. You listen to me. You've got to stop it now.
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522. Look, I gotta run.
I got a lesson with the Kramers.
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523. They'll kill each other if I'm not there.
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524. Well, sure. You've gotta go.
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525. I'll see you.
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526. Johnny!
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527. It's rainy day game time.
Pin the tail on the guest.
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528. Win 10 boxes of Kleenex or a billy goat!
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529. God, I am so sick of this rain.
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530. Remind me not to take my honeymoon
at Niagara Falls.
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531. So, you go to Acapulco. It'll be fine.
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532. Where is my beige iridescent lipstick?
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533. I know I put it in this drawer.
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534. Baby, where are you going in this weather?
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535. They're having charades in the west lobby.
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536. Quite the little joiner, aren't we?
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537. - Have you had many women?
- What?
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538. Have you had many women?
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539. Baby, come on.
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540. - Tell me. I want to know.
- No, no.
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541. You gotta understand what it's like.
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542. You come from the streets
and suddenly you're up here.
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543. Women are throwing themselves at you
and they smell so good.
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544. They really take care of themselves.
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545. I never knew women could be like that.
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546. And they're so goddamn rich
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547. you think
they must know about everything.
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548. They're slipping their room keys
in my hand
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549. two and three times a day, different women.
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550. So, I think I'm scoring big, right?
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551. You think, "They wouldn't be doing this
if they didn't care about me, right?"
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552. That's all right. I understand.
You were just using them, that's all.
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553. That's the thing. It wasn't like that.
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554. They were using me.
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555. What's your real name, Baby?
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556. Frances, for the first woman in the Cabinet.
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557. Frances. That's a real grown-up name.
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558. I've decided to go all the way with Robbie.
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559. No, not with someone like him.
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560. Do you think if we came back here for
our 10-year anniversary, it would be free?
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561. It's just wrong this way.
It should be with someone...
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562. With someone that you sort of love.
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563. Come on. You don't care about me.
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564. You wouldn't care
if I humped the entire army,
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565. as long as they were on the right side
of the Ho Chi Minh Trail.
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566. What you care about
is that you're not Daddy's girl anymore.
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567. He listens when I talk now.
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568. You hate that.
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569. Two, three, cha-cha-cha.
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570. My frame. Where's my pleasing arc?
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571. Spaghetti arms!
Would you give me some tension, please?
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572. You're invading my dance space.
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573. This is my dance space. That's yours.
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574. Let's cha-cha.
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575. Don't look down. Look right here.
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576. - Sylvia!
- Yes, Mickey?
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577. - How do you call your loverboy?
- Come here, loverboy
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578. - And if he doesn't answer?
- Oh, loverboy
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579. - And if he still doesn't answer?
- I simply say
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580. Baby
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581. Oh, baby
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582. My sweet baby
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583. You're the one
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584. - Johnny.
- Yeah?
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585. Taking dance lessons?
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586. I could teach you, kid.
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587. My grandfather put me in charge
of the final show.
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588. I want to talk to you about the last dance.
I'd like to shake things up a bit.
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589. You know, move with the times.
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590. - Yeah?
- Yeah.
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591. I've got a lot of ideas.
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592. I've been working with the staff kids
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593. on a cross between a Cuban rhythm
and soul dancing.
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594. Whoa, boy.
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595. Way over your head here.
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596. You always do the mambo, huh?
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597. Why not dance this year's final dance
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598. to the pachanga?
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599. Right.
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600. Well, you're free to do the same,
tired number as last year if you want,
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601. but next year
we'll find another dance person
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602. - who'll be only too happy...
- Sure, Neil. No problem.
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603. We'll end the season with the pachanga.
Great idea.
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604. Sometimes he's hard to talk to,
but the ladies seem to like him.
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605. See that he gives you the full half-hour
you're paying him for, kid.
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606. That little wimp. He wouldn't know
a new idea if it hit him in the pachanga.
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607. I could have told him some new ideas.
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608. Why did you let him talk to you that way?
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609. - What, fight the boss man?
- Yeah, tell him your ideas.
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610. - He's a person like everyone else.
- Look, I know these people.
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611. They are rich and they're mean.
They won't listen to me.
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612. Why not fight harder? Make them listen.
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613. Because I need this goddamned job
lined up for next summer.
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614. My dad calls me today.
"Good news", he says.
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615. "Uncle Paul can finally get you
in the union."
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616. What union?
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617. House Painters and Plasterers
Local Number 179 at your service.
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618. I've been thinking a lot
about the domino theory.
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619. Now, when Vietnam falls, is China next?
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620. I don't think they saw us.
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621. Fight harder, huh?
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622. I don't see you fighting so hard,
telling Daddy I'm your guy.
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623. I will. With my father, it's complicated.
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624. - I will tell him.
- I don't believe you, Baby.
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625. I don't think
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626. that you ever had any intention
of telling him.
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627. Ever.
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628. Well, cousins, it's almost over.
Labor Day weekend is here.
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629. Well, cousins, it's almost over.
Labor Day weekend is here.
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630. Soon it's back to the old books
and back to work. What a terrible thought!
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631. Have you seen Johnny?
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632. I'm sorry.
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633. Looks like I picked the wrong sister.
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634. That's okay, Baby. I went slumming, too.
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635. Johnny! Johnny.
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636. Hit me.
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637. Get out of here. You're not worth it.
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638. Hi, Vivian.
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639. Win big, Moe.
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640. As always.
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641. This is our last night together, lover.
I've got something worked out for us.
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642. Excuse me, sir. The pirate number's next.
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643. Oh, thanks. Hey, kid.
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644. I've been playing cards all weekend
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645. and I've got an all-night game tonight.
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646. Why don't you give my wife
some extra dance lessons?
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647. I'm sorry, Mr. Pressman,
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648. but I'm booked up for the whole weekend
with the show.
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649. I won't have time for anything else.
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650. I don't think it'd be fair to take the money.
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651. I've decided tonight's the night
with Robbie.
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652. He doesn't even know yet.
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653. Oh, hey, Lisa...
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654. It's me.
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655. Holy shit!
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656. You wanna hear something crazy?
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657. Last night I...
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658. I dreamt we were walking along
and we met your father.
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659. He said, "Come on,"
and he put his arm around me.
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660. Just like he did with Robbie.
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661. You know how you feel when you see
a patient and you think he's all right,
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662. then you look at the x-rays
and it's nothing like you thought?
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663. What happened?
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664. It's exactly what it's like when you find out
one of your staff's a thief.
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665. Moe Pressman's wallet was stolen
when he was playing pinochle last night.
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666. It was in his jacket
hanging on the back of his chair.
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667. He had it at 1:30 and when he checked
again at quarter of 4:00,
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668. it was missing.
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669. Vivian thinks she remembers
this dance kid Johnny walking by.
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670. So we ask him,
"You have an alibi for last night?"
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671. He says he was alone in his room reading.
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672. There are no books in Johnny's room!
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673. There's been a mistake.
I know Johnny didn't do it.
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674. There's been similar thefts
at the Sheldrake.
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675. It's happened here before.
Three other wallets.
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676. I know he didn't do it.
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677. Stay out of it, Baby.
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678. Wait. Don't put those tables together.
Come on.
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679. Daddy, I need your help.
I know Johnny didn't take Moe's wallet.
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680. - Oh? How do you know?
- I can't tell you.
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681. - Just please trust me, Daddy.
- I'm sorry, Baby. I can't.
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682. - This Danish is pure protein.
- Mr. Kellerman, look.
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683. Maybe Johnny didn't do it.
Anyone could've taken it.
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684. Maybe it was...
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685. You know, it could've been
that little old couple, the Schumachers.
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686. - I saw her with a couple of wallets.
- Sylvia and Sidney?
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687. Baby, you don't go around
accusing innocent people.
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688. I even saw them at the Sheldrake.
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689. You said something was stolen from there.
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690. I got an eyewitness
and the kid has no alibi.
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691. Come on, Neil. You'll learn
what it's like to fire an employee.
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692. Wait a minute.
I know Johnny didn't take the wallet.
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693. I know because he was in his room
all night.
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694. And the reason I know
is because I was with him.
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695. I told you I was telling the truth.
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696. I'm sorry I lied to you.
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697. But you lied, too.
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698. You told me everyone was alike
and deserved a fair break.
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699. But you meant everyone who is like you.
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700. You told me you wanted me to change
the world, to make it better.
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701. But you meant by becoming a lawyer
or an economist
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702. and marrying someone from Harvard.
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703. I'm not proud of myself.
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704. But I'm in this family, too. You can't
keep giving me the silent treatment.
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705. There are a lot of things about me
that aren't what you thought.
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706. But if you love me,
you have to love all the things about me.
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707. And I love you.
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708. I'm sorry I let you down.
I'm so sorry, Daddy.
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709. But you let me down, too.
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710. I have been looking for you all over.
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711. They found the Schumachers.
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712. Fingerprinted their water glasses.
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713. Found out they were wanted
in Arizona and in Florida
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714. and they made a fortune here this summer.
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715. So then it's all right.
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716. I knew it would work out.
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717. - I knew they'd have to apologize.
- I'm out, Baby.
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718. They fired you anyway because of me.
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719. And if I leave quietly,
I'll get my summer bonus.
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720. So I did it for nothing.
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721. I hurt my family, you lost your job anyway.
I did it for nothing!
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722. No, not for nothing.
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723. Nobody has ever done anything like that
for me before.
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724. You were right.
You can't win, no matter what you do.
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725. You listen to me.
I don't want to hear that from you. You can.
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726. I used to think so.
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727. Dr. Houseman, can I...
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728. Look, I'm going anyway
and I know what you must be thinking.
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729. You don't know anything at all about me.
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730. I know you want Baby to be like you.
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731. The kind of person people look up to.
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732. Baby is like that. If you could just see...
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733. Don't you tell me what to see.
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734. I see someone in front of me
who got his partner in trouble
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735. and sent her off to some butcher
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736. while he moved on to an innocent,
young girl like my daughter.
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737. Yeah, I guess that's what you would see.
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738. I can't imagine being here without you
even one day.
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739. Just think, you have more time
for horseshoes and croquet.
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740. Maybe they'll saw you in seven pieces now.
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741. I guess we surprised everybody.
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742. I guess we did.
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743. I'll never be sorry.
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744. Neither will I.
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745. I'll see you.
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746. Baby?
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747. I'll do your hair.
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748. It could look pretty if...
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749. No.
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750. You're prettier your way.
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751. This way.
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752. Kellerman's, we come together
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753. Singing all as one
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754. We have shared another season's
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755. Talent, play and fun
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756. Summer days will soon be over
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757. Soon the autumn starts
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758. And tonight the memories whisper
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759. Softly in our hearts
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760. Join hands and hearts and voices
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761. Voices, hearts and hands
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762. At Kellerman's the friendships last
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763. Long as the mountain stands
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764. Daytime, nighttime, any hour
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765. Whether rain or shine
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766. Games and lectures, jokes and music
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767. Happily combine
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768. Robbie.
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769. Good luck in medical school, son.
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770. And I wanted to thank you
for your help with the Penny situation.
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771. - I guess we've all gotten into messes.
- What?
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772. I thought Baby told you. Look, I'm not sure.
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773. Penny said so,
but you know with girls like that.
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774. They're liable to pin it on any guy around.
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775. - What's the hot tip for the day?
- Finished.
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776. You and me, Tito. We've seen it all, eh?
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777. Bubba and Zeyda serving
the first pasteurized milk to the boarders,
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when we didn't have any meat,
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779. through the Depression
when we didn't have anything.
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780. Lots of changes, though, Max.
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781. It's not the changes so much this time.
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782. It's that it all seems to be ending.
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783. You think kids want to come
with their parents and take foxtrot lessons?
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784. Trips to Europe, that's what the kids want.
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785. Twenty-two countries in three days.
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786. It feels like it's all slipping away.
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787. But the heart needs a vacation
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788. Where no cares are seen
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789. So let's join in just one last chorus
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790. Visitors, staff and guest
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791. What we've shared won't be forgotten
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792. Old friends are the best
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793. Nobody puts Baby in a corner.
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794. Come on.
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795. Sorry about the disruption, folks,
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796. but I always do
the last dance of the season.
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797. This year somebody told me not to.
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798. So I'm gonna do my kind of dancing
with a great partner
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799. who's not only a terrific dancer
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800. but somebody who's taught me
that there are people
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801. willing to stand up for other people
no matter what it costs them.
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802. Somebody who's taught me
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803. about the kind of person I want to be.
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804. Miss Frances Houseman.
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805. Sit down, Jake.
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806. I think she gets this from me.
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807. Do you have sheet music on this stuff?
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808. I know you weren't the one
who got Penny in trouble.
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809. - Yeah.
- When I'm wrong, I say I'm wrong.
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810. You looked wonderful out there.
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811. Now, I've had the time of my life
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812. No, I never felt this way before
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813. Yes, I swear it's the truth
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814. And I owe it all to you
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this has been, cousins.
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816. '63 will go down in history
as the best summer for me. Hope you, too.
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817. And girls, please remember that you
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