1. So, on a scale of one to ten,Copy !req
2. ten being the strongest,
how are we doing on the nausea?Copy !req
3. I'd say about... about an eleven.Copy !req
4. You have
any ringing in your ears?Copy !req
5. Hm?Copy !req
6. Any ringing or...
Or buzzing of the ears?Copy !req
7. You sound like you're underwater.Copy !req
8. And any tingling sensations
in your fingertips or toes?Copy !req
9. In my mouth.Copy !req
10. - You have tingling in your mouth?
- In my mouth.Copy !req
11. Interesting.
You mind if I take a peek?Copy !req
12. I bet you two wish
you were in group a, huh?Copy !req
13. Sorry it didn't work out.Copy !req
14. It's $1,750 if you do all eight days.Copy !req
15. - It's a new policy.
- New policy? Since when?Copy !req
16. I was countin' on that scratch, man.Copy !req
17. Sorry, kid. They're shaking things up
in carpetland again.Copy !req
18. The whole department's
getting the squeeze.Copy !req
19. It's not like the glory days at clr.Copy !req
20. You know what? Fuck naltech!Copy !req
21. Fuck this office! Fuck you!Copy !req
22. Fuck!Copy !req
23. You got a smoke?Copy !req
24. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
25. I guess we both
got the boot, huh?Copy !req
26. I've been waiting 30 minutes
for the 151.Copy !req
27. Fuckin' blows.Copy !req
28. 151 doesn't run on Sundays.Copy !req
29. It's Sunday?Copy !req
30. You wanna come home with me?Copy !req
31. You know, Sunday dinner.
Mom always goes big.Copy !req
32. I'll blow you too. After dinner.Copy !req
33. Please don't look at me.Copy !req
34. I'm not.Copy !req
35. Oh, Jesus Christ. This sucks.Copy !req
36. What's wrong with your hair?Copy !req
37. What do you mean?Copy !req
38. It's all shaved and stuff.Copy !req
39. Hm. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
40. I like his hair.Copy !req
41. What?Copy !req
42. I do.Copy !req
43. What's your name again?Copy !req
44. BillCopy !req
45. do you hate me, bill?Copy !req
46. Nope.Copy !req
47. Good.Copy !req
48. Oh, no. Come on. No, no!Copy !req
49. No, no! Fuck!Copy !req
50. Hit him! Hit him!Copy !req
51. Stomp him!Copy !req
52. Come on!Copy !req
53. Oh, that's lousy!Copy !req
54. Every year, man.
I'm tellin' you...Copy !req
55. I'm gonna go downstairs
and shower in a few minutes.Copy !req
56. Why don't you come meet me?Copy !req
57. It's fuckin' impossible.
It's impossible.Copy !req
58. Do you like football?Copy !req
59. - They don't draft well.
- No.Copy !req
60. Can't play defense,
they don't draft, they don't ski.Copy !req
61. Run!Copy !req
62. - Run, you nigger!
- Run!Copy !req
63. - Go, go, go!
- Run, yeah!Copy !req
64. - There it is!
- Woohoo!Copy !req
65. Ah! That was awesome.Copy !req
66. Did you see that shit?Copy !req
67. That was awesome!Copy !req
68. So you really like my hair?Copy !req
69. Or are you just making conversation?Copy !req
70. Oh, yeah!Copy !req
71. Come on. Dance with me.Copy !req
72. J I met you on a springtime dayCopy !req
73. - & you were mindin'...
- Yeah?Copy !req
74. J and I was mindin' mine, too...Copy !req
75. - Watch this.
- J lady, when you looked my wayCopy !req
76. j I had a strange sensationCopy !req
77. j and, darlin',
that's when I knewCopy !req
78. j that it's sad to belong
to someone elseCopy !req
79. j when the right one comes alongCopy !req
80. j yes, it's sad...Copy !req
81. I'm really glad
you came to dinner.Copy !req
82. J when the right one comes alongCopy !req
83. j oh, I wake up in the nightCopy !req
84. j and I reached beside meCopy !req
85. j hopin' you will be there... &Copy !req
86. mom!Copy !req
87. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
88. Why? Goddamn it! I hate youl!Copy !req
89. I hate you!Copy !req
90. What the fuck is goin' on?Copy !req
91. He was taking advantage of me.Copy !req
92. She's tellin' stories, bill.Copy !req
93. That's the sauce talkin'.Copy !req
94. Get the fuck out
of my house, pervert.Copy !req
95. Get out!Copy !req
96. Oh, I'll kill him, daddy.Copy !req
97. Get him!Copy !req
98. Where you gonna go,
motherfucker?Copy !req
99. You little pervert punk!Copy !req
100. Oh, shit!Copy !req
101. My food!Copy !req
102. No! My window! You asshole!Copy !req
103. You smashed my bay window!Copy !req
104. He smashed our bay window!Copy !req
105. Let's get him.Copy !req
106. No, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Now watch the glass, bobber.Copy !req
107. Call the cops!Copy !req
108. Go on, call the cops!Copy !req
109. Oh, crud.Copy !req
110. Nice save, cum-catcher.Copy !req
111. Yeah, too bad coach doesn't
have a bukkake team, retard,Copy !req
112. you could probably get a full-ride.Copy !req
113. Yeah, you could major in suckin' dick.Copy !req
114. No, leave it!
It's a good look for you.Copy !req
115. Yeah, it gets me hard.
All that goo everywhere.Copy !req
116. Are you gonna eat that?
Cos my dick is starving.Copy !req
117. He didn't get enough calories
at breakfast this morning.Copy !req
118. Ah, fuck!Copy !req
119. Where'd you get this dumb
fuckin' sandwich, retard?Copy !req
120. You know it's a loser-ass sandwich, d.Copy !req
121. There's just plain white paper
on the motherfucker.Copy !req
122. Dude, tell me I didn't get some
of this shit on my tracksuit.Copy !req
123. Oh, coach would kill you, Derrick.Copy !req
124. I swear to god,
if any of this toxic wasteCopy !req
125. gets on my tracksuit,Copy !req
126. I'm gonna track down
the Mexican who made itCopy !req
127. and fucking kill his family!Copy !req
128. God, fuck!Copy !req
129. Let's fucking go.Copy !req
130. Goddamn it!Copy !req
131. One of these motherfuckers
shit all over the bedding.Copy !req
132. Now they're all covered.Copy !req
133. Patty!Copy !req
134. Yes, Mr. hanley?Copy !req
135. Get a rag and some soapy water
and clean this up.Copy !req
136. These fuckers gotta be
show qualityCopy !req
137. if we're gonna move 'em up
to the front window.Copy !req
138. Like, hand soap
from the bathroom?Copy !req
139. No, get some fuckin' shampoo!
We need 'em to shine!Copy !req
140. Come on, move your ass!Copy !req
141. I'm gonna fuck you so hard
when we get back to Brando's.Copy !req
142. Hey, look!
I think retard's jealous!Copy !req
143. What are you looking at,
you fucking dog?Copy !req
144. Oh, boy. That ground Chuck
has a real kick to it.Copy !req
145. Did you do something
different tonight?Copy !req
146. - Take a sip of water, norm.
- Oh.Copy !req
147. Ahh.Copy !req
148. That's a-spicy.Copy !req
149. I don't know
what you're talking about.Copy !req
150. You didn't spice it up
a little bit?Copy !req
151. It's just a little cumin.Copy !req
152. No more than the recipe
calls for.Copy !req
153. Mom, what's cumin again?Copy !req
154. Honey, let's not do this tonight.Copy !req
155. Just eat your salad, please.Copy !req
156. - Hey, um... shells are edible.
- Mm.Copy !req
157. Anybody tried their shell yet?Copy !req
158. And why are you not eating?Copy !req
159. - Something happen at school?
- Mom, why are you doing this?Copy !req
160. Why are you trying to pry, ok?Copy !req
161. It's, like, pry, pry, pry with you.Copy !req
162. No one's prying, kev. Your mom
just asked you a question.Copy !req
163. You need to take it down
a notch.Copy !req
164. You are spazzing.Copy !req
165. - Dad!
- Patty, cool it.Copy !req
166. - So, how was school today?
- Oh, my god.Copy !req
167. Is it always gonna be
an inquisition?Copy !req
168. What did you do today? Hmm?Copy !req
169. You better tame that tone, mister.Copy !req
170. I'm done.
May I be excused, please?Copy !req
171. No, you may not.
You're gonna sit there with all of us,Copy !req
172. eat your taco salad
and have dessert.Copy !req
173. I got a chocolate cake.Copy !req
174. Hey, mom, can I go see a rock show
with sissy and Karen on Friday?Copy !req
175. Sissy and Karen?
That's a blast from the past.Copy !req
176. I haven't heard you
talk about themCopy !req
177. since you dropped out
of junior college.Copy !req
178. What's the group?Copy !req
179. Oh, they're this really cool
group from New York City.Copy !req
180. They're, um...
Really smart and stuff.Copy !req
181. The music is almost educational.Copy !req
182. What's the name of the group?Copy !req
183. The alliance.Copy !req
184. Oh, I don't know.Copy !req
185. That-that sounds pretty militant.
The alliance?Copy !req
186. I don't like the sound
of this New York militia music.Copy !req
187. Come on, I never get
to do anything fun!Copy !req
188. Hey, you need to take it down a notch.Copy !req
189. Shut the hell up, kev!Copy !req
190. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Watch the language.Copy !req
191. All right?
Now, rock concerts are bad news.Copy !req
192. Plus, we don't want you around
all those strobe lights.Copy !req
193. That's true.Copy !req
194. There's not gonna be
any strobe lights.Copy !req
195. Hey, here's an idea.Copy !req
196. Why don't you invite sissy
and Karen over Friday nightCopy !req
197. and have a slumber party
like old times.Copy !req
198. We can play party farm.Copy !req
199. Dad can whip up
some homemade ice cream.Copy !req
200. Hm-hm.Copy !req
201. No one wants to play
that baby stuff anymore, mom.Copy !req
202. I'm 20 years old.Copy !req
203. Now who's spazzing?Copy !req
204. Kevin, shut the eff up!Copy !req
205. Ok, you really need
to take it down a notch.Copy !req
206. J try to see me as I ageCopy !req
207. j things up there
with silent rageCopy !req
208. j disgusted with this human raceCopy !req
209. j' slightly narrowed in a dazeCopy !req
210. j cancer that controls your mindCopy !req
211. j the cancer
that consumes mankindCopy !req
212. j still it's just to procreateCopy !req
213. j no one listens, no one willCopy !req
214. j and wastes,
you aren't as civilizedCopy !req
215. j no match,
no conviction in their eyesCopy !req
216. j fanatical religious rightCopy !req
217. j' prayer with you
because you're whiteCopy !req
218. j pro-white virgin, now or neverCopy !req
219. j' hold your breath,
hold your last breath...Copy !req
220. J see behind,
behind the crossing...Copy !req
221. J get lost you hypocriteCopy !req
222. j we've had enough
of your bullshit...Copy !req
223. J no conviction in their eyes, no jCopy !req
224. Jesus Christ, lady.Copy !req
225. It's a check,
not 100-dollar bill.Copy !req
226. May I see a second form of ID?Copy !req
227. No, fuck you. Don't be a cunt.Copy !req
228. - What did you just say?
- You heard me the first time.Copy !req
229. You're just not used
to anybody challengingCopy !req
230. your fuckin' psychological warfare.Copy !req
231. Now get my cash before I have
you fired for discrimination.Copy !req
232. Are you trying
to buy some drugs?Copy !req
233. Damn, this white boy
all business.Copy !req
234. Yo, get away
from my fuckin' door.Copy !req
235. Hey, keep these fuckin' kids
away from my door!Copy !req
236. So my man, what you need?Copy !req
237. Freestyle it.Copy !req
238. Don't do that shit!Copy !req
239. Oh, check this shit out.Copy !req
240. Some wigger kid offloaded
all this shit on meCopy !req
241. for a pound of schwag.Copy !req
242. Any of these motherfuckers
worth anything?Copy !req
243. Yeah, this neumann here.
You hit the jackpot.Copy !req
244. Shit, man, make me an offer.
It's priced to scoot.Copy !req
245. Ok, cool. Give me a week.Copy !req
246. I gotta dump this shit.Copy !req
247. All right.Copy !req
248. Well, shit,
you wanna stick around?Copy !req
249. - Smoke a joint?
- I can'tCopy !req
250. it fucks with my motivation.Copy !req
251. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
252. I think I'm in love.Copy !req
253. Would you look at this clam?Copy !req
254. Man, I'm glad the bush
making a comeback.Copy !req
255. Shit, it's about fuckin' time.Copy !req
256. You might want
to check out page 69.Copy !req
257. I think you'll be interested
in page 13.Copy !req
258. My man.Copy !req
259. You want a hot dog?Copy !req
260. No.Copy !req
261. Let me get a... let me get
two packs of royals.Copy !req
262. Royals?Copy !req
263. Don't sweat, man.
What the fuck I care?Copy !req
264. Man, didn't I tell you not
to fucking come in here again?Copy !req
265. Huh?Copy !req
266. Come on. Motherfucker!Copy !req
267. You seen anyone suspicious
running around back here?Copy !req
268. You see this creep,Copy !req
269. dial the number
at the bottom of the flyer.Copy !req
270. I knew I recognized you.Copy !req
271. You were in my music appreciation course
at the j.C. Before I quit.Copy !req
272. Yeah?Copy !req
273. Professor Babcock
threw a stapler at you.Copy !req
274. Ok, yeah.Copy !req
275. Your hair was longer then.
Like this.Copy !req
276. But other than that,
you look the same.Copy !req
277. You look the same too.Copy !req
278. Thanks.Copy !req
279. It's not really a compliment.Copy !req
280. Where do you work,
the ice cream shop?Copy !req
281. I wish.Copy !req
282. The pet zone next door.Copy !req
283. So what are you doin' out here?
What, are you on break or somethin'?Copy !req
284. Mr. hanley just let me go.Copy !req
285. What, like you got fired?Copy !req
286. Well, Michigan's raising
the minimum wage,Copy !req
287. so he's gonna go back to cleaning
the animal cages himselfCopy !req
288. until the economy
gets back on its feet.Copy !req
289. Jesus Christ, that's what
he fuckin' told you?Copy !req
290. Uh-huh.Copy !req
291. So, I'm guessing that's not
chocolate chip on your smock.Copy !req
292. You're funny.Copy !req
293. Look, you got someplace
around here we can go?Copy !req
294. Nm.Copy !req
295. You can't smoke in here.
My dad's allergic.Copy !req
296. Fuck your dad.Copy !req
297. Is that your mom?Copy !req
298. - Yeah.
- Yeah.Copy !req
299. What, is she a bull dyke?Copy !req
300. - What do you mean?
- I mean, does she eat pussy?Copy !req
301. You see, the haircut
gives it away.Copy !req
302. It makes her look like
a real pro muff-diver.Copy !req
303. Is that your brother?Copy !req
304. - Yeah, that's Kevin.
- Oh.Copy !req
305. He looks like a faggot.Copy !req
306. Well, he's not homosexual.Copy !req
307. Yeah, I'm sure
he just looks queer.Copy !req
308. You the oldest?Copy !req
309. Yeah.Copy !req
310. Kevin's adopted.Copy !req
311. No shit?Copy !req
312. Imagine that.Copy !req
313. The old barren bull dyke
adopting a little fag kidCopy !req
314. just doing her part
for society and shit.Copy !req
315. Come on.Copy !req
316. You want something to drink?Copy !req
317. Sure, what do you got?Copy !req
318. Water, ice tea,
cherry juice box...Copy !req
319. That's a pretty
weak-ass selection.Copy !req
320. - How "bout a couple of beers?
- Sorry, dad's allergic.Copy !req
321. To cigarette smoke and alcohol?Copy !req
322. Yeah.Copy !req
323. Jesus fuckin' Christ.
How does he cope?Copy !req
324. What do you mean?Copy !req
325. I mean, how does he cope
in this loser fuckin' familyCopy !req
326. without some kind of vice?Copy !req
327. What's a vice again?Copy !req
328. You know,
I can't figure you out.Copy !req
329. You got shit for brains
and zero personality,Copy !req
330. but you lose those glasses
and that shit-peppered smock,Copy !req
331. hell, I could probably get hard.Copy !req
332. You know I'm fuckin'
with you, right?Copy !req
333. Take off your glasses.Copy !req
334. Let your hair down.Copy !req
335. Shake it out.Copy !req
336. Now take off
that stupid fuckin' smock.Copy !req
337. Why did you bring me
to your house?Copy !req
338. I don't know.Copy !req
339. Bullshit.Copy !req
340. I think you know exactly
why you brought me here.Copy !req
341. You got a boyfriend?Copy !req
342. No.Copy !req
343. Girlfriend?Copy !req
344. No.Copy !req
345. I don't give a shit if you
suck pussy like your mom.Copy !req
346. I got a thing for dyke bitches.Copy !req
347. No, I'm not homosexual.Copy !req
348. You know I'm still
fuckin' with you, right?Copy !req
349. You need
to take it down a notch.Copy !req
350. What is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
351. Look, I owe you one.Copy !req
352. You name it.Copy !req
353. Deal?Copy !req
354. Think about it.Copy !req
355. - Patty?
- That's my mom.Copy !req
356. I could use your help
with the grocery bags, please.Copy !req
357. Oh, my.Copy !req
358. Nm.Copy !req
359. That is fuckin' delicious, Connie.
Thank you.Copy !req
360. - I was half starved.
- Dad, he just...Copy !req
361. You're gonna let him get away
with that f-bomb?Copy !req
362. - Quiet, kev.
- Yeah. Quiet, kev.Copy !req
363. - Shut up, retard.
- That's enough, Kevin.Copy !req
364. - What do you call this again?
- Chicken cordon bleu.Copy !req
365. It's fantastic.Copy !req
366. Well, it was frozen.
It's not like she made it herself, so...Copy !req
367. Tame that tone, kev.
You're on thin ice!Copy !req
368. Kevin, you're at an eight,
and you need to be at about a three.Copy !req
369. I'm sorry.
He's usually not so aggressive.Copy !req
370. It's fine it's fine.Copy !req
371. I'm just not used
to cooking of this caliber.Copy !req
372. You see, in Africa
our rations are very meager.Copy !req
373. - Africa?
- My parents are missionaries.Copy !req
374. We've, uh... spent the last three years
building churches in Tanzania.Copy !req
375. Oh, my.Copy !req
376. If you survived on a diet of ugali
and, uh, sweet potatoes for three years,Copy !req
377. you'd understand why I'm so ecstatic
about your mom's cordon bleu.Copy !req
378. - What's ugali?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
379. - So what's with the haircut?
- Stop prying.Copy !req
380. Stop frothing.Copy !req
381. Another word and you both
can forget about dessert.Copy !req
382. You know, there's no dessert
in Tanzania.Copy !req
383. You know, I've always dreamed
of doing missionary work.Copy !req
384. Uh... seeing the world
or really making a difference.Copy !req
385. Well, you know, nothing's,
uh... nothing's stopping youCopy !req
386. from enlisting
on team Jesus, norm.Copy !req
387. In fact, I'm rounding up a fresh batch
of apostles as we speak.Copy !req
388. Oh, well, uh, uh...Copy !req
389. I was thinking more down the line,
you know, after I retire.Copy !req
390. It's good to have a purpose.Copy !req
391. But if there's any
other way we can help...Copy !req
392. Actually, um... I'm in need
of a host family for the week.Copy !req
393. I beg your pardon?Copy !req
394. He's looking
for somewhere to stay, norm.Copy !req
395. On!Copy !req
396. You see, when we moved to Tanzania,
my parents, they sold the house.Copy !req
397. They donated the money
to the church.Copy !req
398. Our, uh... regular
host family's out of town,Copy !req
399. so I've been sleeping
on the couch in the churchCopy !req
400. for the past two nights.Copy !req
401. He can stay in Kevin's room
on the top bunk.Copy !req
402. No frickin' way!Copy !req
403. Take it down a notch, kev.Copy !req
404. What do you think?Copy !req
405. Yeah, I have no problem with it.
I'm happy to help.Copy !req
406. This blows! Don't I get a say?Copy !req
407. What's with all the hostility, rager?Copy !req
408. I'm not "raging".Copy !req
409. I just don't want to bunk
with some creepCopy !req
410. - with a half-shaved head, ok?
- That's it. You're grounded.Copy !req
411. - Grounded?
- Grounded with no pudding.Copy !req
412. Connie, it's fine, really.Copy !req
413. - I know what's wrong with kev.
- You do?Copy !req
414. Sure. It's obvious.Copy !req
415. Hey, new guy, do me a favor,
don't call me kev.Copy !req
416. You've been here, like,
five minutes.Copy !req
417. Zip it, mister, right now.Copy !req
418. Look, I don't mean
to be forward, but, um...Copy !req
419. I noticed that there wasn't any
family prayer prior to the meal.Copy !req
420. Is that common?Copy !req
421. Well, yeah, I guess.Copy !req
422. Ok, well, would you mind
if I, uh...Copy !req
423. Led us in a, a prayer
just a, just a simple...Copy !req
424. Uh, of course not. Thank you.Copy !req
425. - We'd be honored.
- Sure. Great.Copy !req
426. All right, everybody, grab hands.Copy !req
427. Grab hands, ok?Copy !req
428. Kevin.Copy !req
429. Dear lord, we thank you for this bountiful
and nourishing meal on the table before us.Copy !req
430. May it strengthen and refresh
our earth bodiesCopy !req
431. so that we may follow your
example for yet another day.Copy !req
432. Please bless Connie,
who has prepared this feastCopy !req
433. with loving hands,
as well as her life partner,Copy !req
434. Norman, who invites you
into his heartCopy !req
435. and hopes to one day
be called to TanzaniaCopy !req
436. where he can make a difference.Copy !req
437. And please bless Patty,
whose kindness and hospitalityCopy !req
438. has allowed me into this homeCopy !req
439. where I can spread your
wisdom amongst these souls.Copy !req
440. And please, bless
and watch over Kevin,Copy !req
441. who especially needs
your guidanceCopy !req
442. during his rebellious years,Copy !req
443. as he continues to lash out
and alienate himselfCopy !req
444. from those around him.Copy !req
445. Allow him to grow in grace
and knowledge of you,Copy !req
446. and guide him in his search
for his birth parents,Copy !req
447. who must one day hope
to see his face,Copy !req
448. just as he longs to see theirs.Copy !req
449. - Wait, what?
- In Jesus' name, we pray.Copy !req
450. - Mom?
- Uh...Copy !req
451. Amen.Copy !req
452. Sorry my room is a pig sty.Copy !req
453. Your family gives me
a fuckin' migraine.Copy !req
454. I've never seen kev
break down like that.Copy !req
455. I feel bad for him.Copy !req
456. Look, it's about time somebody
got straight with him.Copy !req
457. I mean, Jesus Christ.Copy !req
458. When were they gonna fuckin' tell him,
on their death beds?Copy !req
459. You want a zinger?Copy !req
460. No, thanks. I've got my own.Copy !req
461. - Oh?
- Mm-hm.Copy !req
462. I'm on five different medications.Copy !req
463. Jesus fucking Christ.Copy !req
464. You want to listen
to some records?Copy !req
465. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
466. Thanks for including me
in your prayer.Copy !req
467. I thought that was sweet.Copy !req
468. You actually bought that shit?Copy !req
469. Bought what?Copy !req
470. That church bullshit?Copy !req
471. You mean you told a lie?Copy !req
472. Yeah.Copy !req
473. Why would you lie
about Tanzania?Copy !req
474. Fuck Tanzania.Copy !req
475. Look, I needed a place
to hole up.Copy !req
476. - Your house is perfect.
- Why is it perfect?Copy !req
477. Because nobody'll look
for me here.Copy !req
478. - Like those policemen?
- Yeah.Copy !req
479. Well, why were they
looking for you?Copy !req
480. Because I like to burn shit.Copy !req
481. You wouldn't burn
our house down, would you?Copy !req
482. No fuck thatCopy !req
483. come on, I wouldn't pull
any weak shit like that.Copy !req
484. Hey, remember when you said
that you owed me one?Copy !req
485. Yeah, cos it was,
like, an hour ago.Copy !req
486. Well, I know what I want.Copy !req
487. All right, hit me.Copy !req
488. I want you to take me
to the alliance concert on Friday night.Copy !req
489. You would.Copy !req
490. Bunch of fuckin' posers.Copy !req
491. There is no fucking way
psyops would play a showCopy !req
492. with a band like the alliance.Copy !req
493. No, it's truelCopy !req
494. some kid was handing out flyers
downtown a few days ago.Copy !req
495. What the fuck is this?Copy !req
496. How the fuck did you know
about psyops?Copy !req
497. Well, my friends sissy and Karen
turned me onto them.Copy !req
498. I've got all their seven inches,
all their cassettes.Copy !req
499. - Every one.
- No, you don't.Copy !req
500. I ook!Copy !req
501. I even had to make a dub
of "dinner in America"Copy !req
502. because my boombox
chewed up the original.Copy !req
503. J mom and dadCopy !req
504. j conversations
that make you sadCopy !req
505. j a lot of talking
and endless dreadCopy !req
506. j just shove it
in and off to bed. __Copy !req
507. Oh, I love John q.
He's my favorite of my favorites!Copy !req
508. Knock it off.Copy !req
509. Knock it off.
You're getting yourself all worked up.Copy !req
510. You know, John q. Wears a ski mask
when they play.Copy !req
511. Yeah, everybody fuckin' knows that.Copy !req
512. Will you knock it off?
Stop flailing around!Copy !req
513. It's so cool.
It's like, it's top secret.Copy !req
514. - You wanna know my secret?
- No.Copy !req
515. Oh, come on. It's a good one.Copy !req
516. I don't give a shit.Copy !req
517. I write John q. Love letters.Copy !req
518. What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
519. Well, they're more like poems.
Love poems.Copy !req
520. - J dinner in America...
- I write him one every week.Copy !req
521. Oh, my god. I can't believe
I just told you that.Copy !req
522. Is that weird?
Do you think I'm weird?Copy !req
523. Where's your fuckin' bathroom?Copy !req
524. Simon?
Are you doing a number two?Copy !req
525. Because, um... if you need
some extra toilet tissues,Copy !req
526. I can grab some for you
from the closet in the hall.Copy !req
527. Which one of you cunts
set this up?Copy !req
528. - He did.
- Fuckin' ..Copy !req
529. - Hey, hey, you pricks!
- Get the fuck off me, Simon!Copy !req
530. I'm about to call the cops.Copy !req
531. Shove it up your ass, Lou!Copy !req
532. You're always about
to call the fuckin' cops.Copy !req
533. I'm serious! You order something
or take a fuckin' hike!Copy !req
534. - Then I demand a cup of coffee!
- Coffee?Copy !req
535. Does this look
like a men's shelter?Copy !req
536. You order something
off the dinner menu!Copy !req
537. Jesus fucking Christ, Lou!
Just get the coffee!Copy !req
538. Lady, you mind
your own fuckin' business,Copy !req
539. and you and me,
we're gonna get along fine.Copy !req
540. The alliance?Copy !req
541. You assholes wanna play eyeliner punk
for a bunch of 14-year-old girls?Copy !req
542. Fuck, man. Someone's gotta
call the shots when you're Mia.Copy !req
543. Mia? How about gettin' scratch
for our next record, Seth?Copy !req
544. Feel free to chip in at any point.Copy !req
545. - So you got the money?
- I don't wanna fuckin' talk about it.Copy !req
546. You junkie fuck!
You spent it all on dope, huh?Copy !req
547. You better reel him the fuck in.Copy !req
548. - What a load of shit!
- What a load of shit?Copy !req
549. You're a load of shit, Morgan!Copy !req
550. In the last four months,
you've kicked in, what, 50 bucksCopy !req
551. and that piece of shit pa head?Copy !req
552. Fuck you! That pa is 300 watts.Copy !req
553. Fuck you!
Fuck your 300 watts, ok?Copy !req
554. Fuck all of you!Copy !req
555. I'm the one floating
this whole operation.Copy !req
556. Do you know how much blood
I need to giveCopy !req
557. to the fuckin' vampires
at the labCopy !req
558. just to get our masters
out of this hostage situation?Copy !req
559. Yeah. Everyone just calm
the fuck down.Copy !req
560. - No. Why don't you calm the fuck down?
- Yeah?Copy !req
561. We still gotta do the jackets,
press the fuckin' vinyl.Copy !req
562. That's another three grand.Copy !req
563. Look, Eddie sorvino
called me last week, ok?Copy !req
564. Monty played him the majestic twelve
session, and he fucking flipped.Copy !req
565. - That's how this whole thing started.
- Shut the fuck up, Morgan!Copy !req
566. He wants us to play this gig
with the alliance, ok?Copy !req
567. See if we're a good fit,
feel us out.Copy !req
568. If the band likes us,
we're in for the last leg of the tour.Copy !req
569. "If the band likes us?"Copy !req
570. Plus he said he'd cover our dupes
and get us square with monty.Copy !req
571. Sorvino knows we're good.
He thinks we can go places.Copy !req
572. Go places?
We're not fuckin' sailors.Copy !req
573. We're a punk rock band.Copy !req
574. Hey, asshole! This could be
our big fucking break, ok?Copy !req
575. Our big break? What the fuck
are you talking about?Copy !req
576. Look, you guys
want to play puppet showCopy !req
577. on Eddie sorvino's
little circus tour,Copy !req
578. go right ahead, but leave me
the fuck out of it.Copy !req
579. - How about we vote on it?
- It's not a democracy.Copy !req
580. I vote we play the fucking show.Copy !req
581. Me too.Copy !req
582. What about you, Donovan?Copy !req
583. Yeah, Donnie. What about you?Copy !req
584. Fucking Christ,
I thought we went over this?Copy !req
585. - What's with you?
- Quaaludes.Copy !req
586. That's a good boy.Copy !req
587. You don't want to play
to a sea of cellphones, do ya?Copy !req
588. Bunch of pussies
doing the stand and stare.Copy !req
589. That's not what music is, is it?Copy !req
590. No.Copy !req
591. Goddamn it, lady!Copy !req
592. Go back to your shrimp basket,
mind your own fuckin' business!Copy !req
593. That's it! All you punks out!Copy !req
594. Now! Move!Copy !req
595. Take the scarecrow with ya.Copy !req
596. So why the fuck did you guys cancel
the secret show on Friday?Copy !req
597. Cos we want to save your juice
for the alliance gig.Copy !req
598. Stop talking about it
like it's fuckin' happenin'.Copy !req
599. It's making me nauseous.Copy !req
600. You assholes get the show back on
or we're fuckin' done!Copy !req
601. I'll call you Friday at noon.Copy !req
602. Yo, the heat came
by the lockout again.Copy !req
603. They got a real hard-on
for you, man.Copy !req
604. Yeah? And what the fuck
did you tell them, Morgan?Copy !req
605. Same old, same old,
that we only know you as John q.Copy !req
606. We said you quit,
but I don't think they bought it.Copy !req
607. You're in some deep shit, Simon.Copy !req
608. Check this out.Copy !req
609. They upped the reward.Copy !req
610. 5,000 bucks? Damn!Copy !req
611. They said you assaulted some lady.
Tried to burn her house down?Copy !req
612. That's fuckin' bullshit.Copy !req
613. They've been using this crummy
sketch for two years.Copy !req
614. At least they don't have
your real name.Copy !req
615. Yeah, except now
they're on to me.Copy !req
616. How do you know?Copy !req
617. Because there was
an unmarked squad carCopy !req
618. outside one of my crash pads,
that's how I know,Copy !req
619. which means
somebody fucking narced.Copy !req
620. - Don't look at me!
- I am lookin' at you.Copy !req
621. Hey, hey. Cool it, man.
He didn't say shit!Copy !req
622. Man, how the fuck do you know?Copy !req
623. I don't fuckin' trust
anybody right now!Copy !req
624. Come on. Don't be paranoid.Copy !req
625. - You need a new place to crash?
- Not with you assholes.Copy !req
626. You want the keys
to the Van then?Copy !req
627. No I'm setCopy !req
628. you're sure?Copy !req
629. Man, you wouldn't believe me
even if I told you.Copy !req
630. Fucking cool it, rager!Copy !req
631. - Fuck!
- You ruined everything!Copy !req
632. Calm down or I'm gonna
fuckin' pop you!Copy !req
633. Get off MelCopy !req
634. you wasted my fucking tall boy.Copy !req
635. I hate you!Copy !req
636. You know, you've got it
pretty fuckin' good hereCopy !req
637. for an adopted kid, so you
better quit your bitchin'.Copy !req
638. Look at that bunkbed.
It's fuckin' tits.Copy !req
639. You got a keyboard.
And what the fuck are those?Copy !req
640. - Hmm? Gerbils?
- Guinea pigs, asshole!Copy !req
641. Whatever.Copy !req
642. You know, your fuckin' problem
isn't that you're adopted,Copy !req
643. it's that you're uptight.Copy !req
644. I mean, fuck, kid, what, do you
need some weed or somethin'?Copy !req
645. You mean marijuana?Copy !req
646. You all right?Copy !req
647. How am I supposed to know
when that kicks in?Copy !req
648. Let me see those globes.Copy !req
649. Oh, yeah.
You're fuckin' pie-eyed, buddy.Copy !req
650. - Huh?
- You're baked.Copy !req
651. - Right now?
- Yeah.Copy !req
652. - You know how I can tell?
- How?Copy !req
653. I'm not sensing any hostility
comin' offa you.Copy !req
654. - That's weird. Right?
- Hm-hm.Copy !req
655. Look, do you want a little advice?Copy !req
656. Sure.Copy !req
657. You should be smokin' a gram
of that shit every day.Copy !req
658. - Won't I get hooked?
- Hopefully.Copy !req
659. Look, I'MMA set you up
with a quarter,Copy !req
660. and then I'm gonna teach ya how
to roll a nice, tight bomber.Copy !req
661. Aw, thanks.Copy !req
662. Hey, did you turn the crickets up?Copy !req
663. Don't worry about the crickets.Copy !req
664. Yeah, you know,
I think I'm stoned.Copy !req
665. Yeah, you're really
fuckin' stoned.Copy !req
666. That shit burned out a minute ago
and you're still taking hits off of it.Copy !req
667. Hey.Copy !req
668. Hey.Copy !req
669. Where is everybody?Copy !req
670. Dad's at the office,
mom took Kevin to high school.Copy !req
671. Hm.Copy !req
672. You got any coffee left?Copy !req
673. It's cold.Copy !req
674. I'm not supposed to have
anything turned onCopy !req
675. when I'm alone at the house.Copy !req
676. What are you doin'?Copy !req
677. I am looking for my purpose.Copy !req
678. Your purpose?Copy !req
679. Mom says I need to find my purpose
now that I lost my job at the pet zone.Copy !req
680. Look, she circled
all the good ones.Copy !req
681. I et me see that.Copy !req
682. Dishwasher?Copy !req
683. That's a shit job.Copy !req
684. Yeah, that's what I said,
but then dad said that maybeCopy !req
685. I could work my way up
to the prep table.Copy !req
686. Oh, my god.Copy !req
687. That's so fuckin' bleak,
it's makin' me lightheaded.Copy !req
688. Table washer at the food court
in the mall?Copy !req
689. God, that coffee taste like shit.Copy !req
690. It's sanka.Copy !req
691. - You got any scratch?
- Huh?Copy !req
692. - Money?
- Nope.Copy !req
693. Mr. hanley still owes me
for two weeks.Copy !req
694. That motherfucker never cut you
a check after he fired you?Copy !req
695. Mm-mm.Copy !req
696. Well, we're gonna pay him
a little visit today.Copy !req
697. And then afterwards,
I'm gonna let you buy me lunch.Copy !req
698. Hey, can we shoot hoops first?Copy !req
699. Dang!Copy !req
700. You're good at basketball!Copy !req
701. What do you say
we play h-o-r-s-e?Copy !req
702. What do you say
we play f-u-c-k instead?Copy !req
703. You ever played f-u-c-k before?Copy !req
704. Here's my spot, ok?Copy !req
705. How come you clam up
whenever I talk about fuckin'?Copy !req
706. You ever make it with a guy?Copy !req
707. \woohoo!Copy !req
708. Your turn.Copy !req
709. All right, how 'bout this?Copy !req
710. If I make this shot,
then you give me a kiss.Copy !req
711. A tongue kiss.Copy !req
712. Ok.Copy !req
713. Yeah?Copy !req
714. Yeah.Copy !req
715. What the fuck?Copy !req
716. Hey, you got a dead cat here.Copy !req
717. Yeah. It's been there
since Monday.Copy !req
718. So why the fuck don't you
bury it or something?Copy !req
719. I don't know. I've just been,
like, watching it.Copy !req
720. - Why?
- I don't know.Copy !req
721. That's some creepy shit.Copy !req
722. - Tis?
- Yeah.Copy !req
723. That's like serial killer shit.Copy !req
724. - Tis?
- Yeah.Copy !req
725. Do you think I'm weird?Copy !req
726. Oh, yeah.
No, you're fuckin' weird.Copy !req
727. - Well, is weird cool?
- In your case, no.Copy !req
728. - Well, do you think I'm cool?
- I just said no.Copy !req
729. Huh?Copy !req
730. I'm fuckin' with you again.Copy !req
731. Let's go!Copy !req
732. So how much
does this hand job owe you?Copy !req
733. Like, 400 bucks.Copy !req
734. What if I told you
I could double that in a day?Copy !req
735. - How?
- Magic.Copy !req
736. Like, real magic?Copy !req
737. Shit, it's the pigs.Copy !req
738. - Well, here comes the 113.
- Don't look.Copy !req
739. Go.Copy !req
740. What the...
One fuckin' step, come on!Copy !req
741. Shit!Copy !req
742. - I'm gonna run.
- No.Copy !req
743. They'll catch you.
Cops are fast.Copy !req
744. They parked on the other side
of the street.Copy !req
745. What are they doin'?Copy !req
746. Looks like
they're eating burritos.Copy !req
747. Hey, fuckpie.
You here for the deuce?Copy !req
748. Oh, she's ready to fuck, d.
All hot and bothered.Copy !req
749. Just check out
her candy-apple cheeks.Copy !req
750. What the fuck?Copy !req
751. Hey, this seat-sniffer
pervin' on you, retard?Copy !req
752. No, he's my boyfriend.Copy !req
753. That so?Copy !req
754. I'm not her boyfriend.Copy !req
755. - Retard's got a boyfriend.
- Apparently, this faggot here.Copy !req
756. Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
757. Don't call her a retard.Copy !req
758. Can you believe this faggot?Copy !req
759. Yeah, he's got a faggot mouth
on him, too.Copy !req
760. That's an awful lot of faggot
talk comin' from two guysCopy !req
761. that look like they're made
for a Russian circle jerk.Copy !req
762. Oh, you're dissing
our tracksuits, faggot?Copy !req
763. Yeah. I'm dissing
your motherfuckin' tracksuits.Copy !req
764. That's what I thought, bitch.Copy !req
765. All you punk faggots got a lot of lip,
but you can't back it up.Copy !req
766. Hey, come on, d.
We're gonna be late for practice.Copy !req
767. I hope he's got a decent cock, retard,
cos he can't fight for shit.Copy !req
768. We're still free after practice
if you wanna fuck.Copy !req
769. Where are we going?Copy !req
770. Slow down!
My legs aren't as long as yours.Copy !req
771. I'll give you
everything in my pocketCopy !req
772. if you let me borrow
your truck for an hour.Copy !req
773. Far out, man.Copy !req
774. Shit, keep her all weekend.Copy !req
775. Toss me that mini bat, too.Copy !req
776. Buckle up! I drive fuckin' nuts!Copy !req
777. - It feels like we're on TV!
- This ain't fuckin' TV!Copy !req
778. Why are we at my house?Copy !req
779. Get your polaroid, a trash bag
and meet me out back.Copy !req
780. Twist it up.Copy !req
781. Let's go.Copy !req
782. What are they doin'?Copy !req
783. It's like they're warming up.Copy !req
784. And stretching.Copy !req
785. Show 'em your tits.Copy !req
786. - Huh?
- Lift up your shirt.Copy !req
787. - No.
- Just do it.Copy !req
788. Whoa! Check it.Copy !req
789. - Dude!
- Oh, my god!Copy !req
790. Hey, hey!Copy !req
791. Where the fuck
are you douchebags goin'?Copy !req
792. Uh, we'll be right back, coach.
We gotta take care of something.Copy !req
793. Yeah.Copy !req
794. - They're coming!
- Good.Copy !req
795. Lay down
on those tackle dummies.Copy !req
796. - Why?
- Trust me.Copy !req
797. No, on your tummy. Turn around.Copy !req
798. Try to look provocative.Copy !req
799. Huh?Copy !req
800. Oh. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
801. Dude, I told you she was in heat.Copy !req
802. Go.Copy !req
803. I et's double stuff this tard.Copy !req
804. Ah, fuck yeah.Copy !req
805. - Now what?
- Strip 'em.Copy !req
806. Dump it right in the middle
of this shit fuckin' sandwich.Copy !req
807. - Coach?
- Huh?Copy !req
808. I think the equipment shed
is on fire.Copy !req
809. Holy shit.Copy !req
810. Hold this.Copy !req
811. Wake up, cat fuckers!Copy !req
812. Come here.
It's a little memento.Copy !req
813. You ever call her a retard again,Copy !req
814. and this bitch is gonna haunt you
for the rest of your fuckin' life.Copy !req
815. Catfuckers!Copy !req
816. I et's beat it.Copy !req
817. Come on! Let's go! Woohoo!Copy !req
818. Fucking' punk!Copy !req
819. What in the fuck is going on?Copy !req
820. Jesus fuck! Get up!Copy !req
821. Get up!Copy !req
822. - Fuck, yeah!
- Fuck those jock assholes!Copy !req
823. Oh, my god!
That was just like TV!Copy !req
824. Man, fuck TV!
That was some raw ass shit!Copy !req
825. - Simon?
- Yeah?Copy !req
826. - Are we going to jail?
- Probably.Copy !req
827. Welcome to pet zone.
How may I assist you today?Copy !req
828. - What are you doing here?
- What do you mean?Copy !req
829. Why are you working here?Copy !req
830. Uh... I don't know
what you mean.Copy !req
831. Where's your smock?Copy !req
832. Why are you putting stickers
on the cat food?Copy !req
833. - Mr. hanley?
- Yes?Copy !req
834. Mr. hanley, what...
What is she doing here?Copy !req
835. You said that you were going back
to cleaning out the cages yourselfCopy !req
836. because Michigan
was raising the minimum wage.Copy !req
837. Look, Patty, you're a nice
enough kid and all,Copy !req
838. but let's face it,
you're a little slow.Copy !req
839. Too slow for what,
this crummy ass pet store?Copy !req
840. Where's her fuckin' check?Copy !req
841. Rebecca, why don't you, uh...Copy !req
842. Head back to the grooming
station and take your break.Copy !req
843. Uh-uh. Don't you listen
to this geezer.Copy !req
844. - I want you to stay put.
- It's ok.Copy !req
845. Why do you keep
fuckin' lookin' at her?Copy !req
846. I am not slow, Mr. hanley,Copy !req
847. and I know where everything in
this store is better than you!Copy !req
848. And especially her!Copy !req
849. Where's the goddamn paycheck?Copy !req
850. I told Patty I'd put it in the mail
at the end of the week.Copy !req
851. - It is the end of the week!
- I want my motherfucking check!Copy !req
852. - You know what you want?
- I'll have the Hawaiian.Copy !req
853. Hawaiian, huh?Copy !req
854. It has a pineapple ring
and a slice of ham on top.Copy !req
855. What kind of sauce?Copy !req
856. Hm, I don't know.Copy !req
857. Hey, what kind of sauce
comes on the Hawaiian?Copy !req
858. Like, a honey glaze.Copy !req
859. All right,
two Hawaiian sandwiches.Copy !req
860. You want some of my jimbo fries?Copy !req
861. Yeah, all right.Copy !req
862. - So, is this, like, a date?
- Hmmmm?Copy !req
863. Are we on a date?Copy !req
864. No, this is a shitty lunch.Copy !req
865. Besides, I thought you
were in love with John q.Copy !req
866. Well, I'm gonna take you
to see psyops tomorrow night.Copy !req
867. You're gonna see
your music boyfriend.Copy !req
868. Well, is that a date?Copy !req
869. Yeah, it's a date.Copy !req
870. Simon?Copy !req
871. You can kiss me now.Copy !req
872. It's ok.Copy !req
873. I want you to.Copy !req
874. You can fuck off now.Copy !req
875. You're a real good kisser.Copy !req
876. Seriously.Copy !req
877. I would not have guessed that.Copy !req
878. Thanks.Copy !req
879. I guess all my practice
with Kevin really pays off.Copy !req
880. What?Copy !req
881. Well, he's not
my real brother. Duh.Copy !req
882. He's adopted.Copy !req
883. I'm just fucking with you.Copy !req
884. You need to take it
down a notch.Copy !req
885. You need to take it
down a notch.Copy !req
886. And you! You need to take it
down a notch, too.Copy !req
887. - So much for job hunting, huh?
- Fuck job hunting.Copy !req
888. I'll drive you around tomorrow
in the truck.Copy !req
889. Sweet.Copy !req
890. - Hey, you wanna go fuck around?
- Yeah, sure.Copy !req
891. You like whack-a-mole?Copy !req
892. J oh, babyCopy !req
893. j oh, manCopy !req
894. j you're making my crazyCopy !req
895. j really driving me madCopy !req
896. j that's all right with meCopy !req
897. j it's really no fussCopy !req
898. j as long as you're next to meCopy !req
899. j just the two of usCopy !req
900. j you're my, my, my,
my kind of womanCopy !req
901. j my, oh my, what a girlCopy !req
902. j you're my, my, my,
my kind of womanCopy !req
903. J and I'm down
on my hands and kneesCopy !req
904. j begging you please,
baby, show me your world jCopy !req
905. Pick something out.Copy !req
906. I want him.Copy !req
907. Wait in line.Copy !req
908. Where are you going?Copy !req
909. I hope mom's not miffed
we missed dinner.Copy !req
910. Thursday night
is always a big hit.Copy !req
911. What's Thursday?Copy !req
912. New england clam chowder.Copy !req
913. Fucking Christ.Copy !req
914. Hey, Simon?Copy !req
915. Yeah?Copy !req
916. Thanks for, like, the best day ever.Copy !req
917. I decided on a name for him.Copy !req
918. What?Copy !req
919. Chomby.Copy !req
920. Chomby.Copy !req
921. - You back for seconds, kev?
- Hm?Copy !req
922. That chowder
must've been tits, huh?Copy !req
923. - Yo, what happened to your eye?
- Don't worry about it.Copy !req
924. What are you doing?
Why aren't you wearing pants?Copy !req
925. Oh, we should talk.
Things have gotten a little crazy.Copy !req
926. Look, everything was okCopy !req
927. until mom and dad ate
some of Jill's brownies.Copy !req
928. Wait a minute. Who's Jill?Copy !req
929. Hey! = Jill.Copy !req
930. What's she doing here?Copy !req
931. - She's shy.
- I'm not wearing pants.Copy !req
932. Why is she not wearing pants?Copy !req
933. Or underwear.
Kev, you sinking the pink?Copy !req
934. Look, Simon,
you were totally right, man.Copy !req
935. Everything changed for me
when I started smoking pot.Copy !req
936. - What's the pink?
- Vagina.Copy !req
937. 'So, what we're gonna doCopy !req
938. is just whisk it all together,Copy !req
939. 'and you want to whisk it together
so that any of the... the cocoa powderCopy !req
940. 'and the cornstarch
all get mixed with the granulated...Copy !req
941. Hey, kids. He's making toffee.Copy !req
942. Dad? Are you ok?Copy !req
943. Oh, yeah.Copy !req
944. How did the job hunt go?Copy !req
945. Oh, I don't know, I...Copy !req
946. I guess we'll see
if anyone calls.Copy !req
947. Oh, don't they just hire you
if they like you?Copy !req
948. Well, there were
multiple candidates.Copy !req
949. Oh, hi, Simon.
What happened to your face?Copy !req
950. I fell down the escalator
at the shopping mall.Copy !req
951. Nm.Copy !req
952. You should go to the freezer,
get the peas, put them on that eye.Copy !req
953. Yeah, I can't.
Kev's guarding it like a hawk.Copy !req
954. That's his turf now.Copy !req
955. Oh. You know he has a girlfriend?Copy !req
956. Yeah, I do. Jill.Copy !req
957. She's a real peach.Copy !req
958. Look, mom, Simon's gonna take me
to a rock show on Friday night.Copy !req
959. Oh, we talked about that.Copy !req
960. We don't like rock concerts for her
because of the strobe lights.Copy !req
961. There's not gonna be any
fuckin' strobe lights, Connie.Copy !req
962. - You're thinking of a rave.
- What's that?Copy !req
963. It's a bunch of drug addicts,
glowsticks, shit fuckin' music.Copy !req
964. - Have you heard of the raves?
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
965. - Mom?
- What?Copy !req
966. Why are you and dad
not wearing any pants?Copy !req
967. I'm not sure.Copy !req
968. What the fuck
is going on in here?Copy !req
969. Is this provocative?Copy !req
970. I don't know what that is.Copy !req
971. Kill that ghetto blaster,
will ya?Copy !req
972. Do you want to put your hands
inside my sweatpants?Copy !req
973. Look, how about a raincheck, hm?Copy !req
974. I don't even know
if I can get hard right now.Copy !req
975. My face feels like
fuckin' hamburger.Copy !req
976. What do you got in that maraca?Copy !req
977. - My ez-dose?
- Yeah.Copy !req
978. Just my medications.Copy !req
979. Well, hook me up
with Sunday and Monday.Copy !req
980. I'm fuckin' dyin' here.Copy !req
981. Fuck.Copy !req
982. Hey, Simon?Copy !req
983. Mm-hm.Copy !req
984. What's a raincheck?Copy !req
985. Simon?Copy !req
986. Simon?Copy !req
987. Sim...Copy !req
988. You've gotta wake up.
You've been asleep for eleven hours.Copy !req
989. Oh, fuck.
Those pills are lethal.Copy !req
990. You blast those every day?Copy !req
991. Can you drive me to China hut?Copy !req
992. I've got an interview
in 30 minutes.Copy !req
993. All right.Copy !req
994. Are we going in circles?Copy !req
995. Cos that's the third time
I've seen those garden gnomes.Copy !req
996. Why do you keep looking
at that house?Copy !req
997. We're still going
job hunting, right?Copy !req
998. Man, fuck job hunting.
Fuck China hut.Copy !req
999. Fuck America.Copy !req
1000. I mean, are you really excited
to clean dishesCopy !req
1001. in the back
of some shithole buffet?Copy !req
1002. Wait, what am I supposed to say
if someone answers the door?Copy !req
1003. I don't know, just say
you lost your dog.Copy !req
1004. Ask if they've seen it
in the garden or some shit.Copy !req
1005. - Yeah, but I don't have a dog.
- Yeah, I know.Copy !req
1006. It's just pretend.Copy !req
1007. Oh. Ok.Copy !req
1008. Can the dog's name be chomby?Copy !req
1009. Yeah.Copy !req
1010. Nobody is in here.Copy !req
1011. You're not gonna burn
this house down, are you?Copy !req
1012. What? No.Copy !req
1013. I live here sometimes.Copy !req
1014. Holy smokes, a real trap set.
Can I play it?Copy !req
1015. Knock yourself out.Copy !req
1016. Yo.Copy !req
1017. Where?
Where and when's the show?Copy !req
1018. All right, don't be late.Copy !req
1019. You suck at drums.Copy !req
1020. Yeah, I'm more of a singer.Copy !req
1021. You sing, huh?Copy !req
1022. Like what?Copy !req
1023. Oh, like, just, like,
little songs I hear in my head.Copy !req
1024. Hey, whose equipment is all this?Copy !req
1025. - It was mine.
- Really?Copy !req
1026. - Mm-hm.
- You could play all these?Copy !req
1027. Come here.Copy !req
1028. I want to tell you something.
Come here.Copy !req
1029. Are you all right?Copy !req
1030. Yeah, I just hit my elbow a little...Copy !req
1031. And my ribs.Copy !req
1032. All right, listen.Copy !req
1033. I'm John q.Copy !req
1034. What?Copy !req
1035. I'm John q. From psyops.Copy !req
1036. You're not John q.
Nobody knows who John q. Is.Copy !req
1037. Don't you think that maybe
John q. Knows who John q. Is?Copy !req
1038. What?Copy !req
1039. Close your eyes.Copy !req
1040. Close 'em.Copy !req
1041. Open 'em.Copy !req
1042. Big deal.Copy !req
1043. Looks just like the one I had
for toboggan club.Copy !req
1044. Smell it.Copy !req
1045. Ugh.Copy !req
1046. It smells like the headphones
on the hearing Van.Copy !req
1047. That's the sweat of every show
we've ever playedCopy !req
1048. trapped in this fucker.Copy !req
1049. That's the smell
of rock and roll.Copy !req
1050. What?Copy !req
1051. You're still not convinced?Copy !req
1052. Oh, my god.Copy !req
1053. You are John q.Copy !req
1054. That's fuckin' awkward, huh?Copy !req
1055. I mean, not as awkward
as beating off to a torsoCopy !req
1056. on a cartoon bedspread
for two years, I guess.Copy !req
1057. You have any idea how worked up
those polaroids got me?Copy !req
1058. Did you write all those?Copy !req
1059. Fuckin' a.Copy !req
1060. How?Copy !req
1061. I mean, you call them
love poems,Copy !req
1062. but they're really these...
These brilliant power pop songs.Copy !req
1063. I mean, they're fuckin' genius.Copy !req
1064. Do you have any idea
what you're doing?Copy !req
1065. Will you say something to me?Copy !req
1066. Are you all right?Copy !req
1067. No, leave it.Copy !req
1068. Violate me.Copy !req
1069. Fuck me.Copy !req
1070. I think I want more violation.Copy !req
1071. I gotta save my juice.Copy !req
1072. I et's rock out.Copy !req
1073. Ok, hit it.Copy !req
1074. It's rolling.Copy !req
1075. I can't believe all that
only took, like, 20 minutes.Copy !req
1076. This one right here,
August 13th.Copy !req
1077. That was my favorite.Copy !req
1078. - You really want me to do this?
- Yeah.Copy !req
1079. Let's see what you got.Copy !req
1080. Ok, can I have a kiss?Copy !req
1081. J I'm a watermelon
slammed into your drivewayCopy !req
1082. j crack me open
so I feel the air inside meCopy !req
1083. j like a tongue-tongueCopy !req
1084. j in my eardrum, dumb-dumbCopy !req
1085. j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yumCopy !req
1086. j call me and I'll comeCopy !req
1087. j fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1088. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1089. j fuck 'em all, but usCopy !req
1090. j am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?Copy !req
1091. J you don't know it
but you already miss meCopy !req
1092. j like a tongue-tongueCopy !req
1093. j in my eardrum, dumb-dumbCopy !req
1094. j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yumCopy !req
1095. j call me and I'll comeCopy !req
1096. j fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1097. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1098. j fuck 'em all, but usCopy !req
1099. J fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1100. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1101. j fuck 'em all, but usCopy !req
1102. J but usCopy !req
1103. j but usCopy !req
1104. j fuck 'em all, but us jCopy !req
1105. Fuck.Copy !req
1106. That was tits.Copy !req
1107. Is tits good?Copy !req
1108. Yeah. Yeah.Copy !req
1109. Tits is good.Copy !req
1110. I et's mix it.Copy !req
1111. Simon?Copy !req
1112. Yeah, mom?Copy !req
1113. What's going on down here?Copy !req
1114. How did you get in?Copy !req
1115. With my key.Copy !req
1116. You're not supposed
to have a key.Copy !req
1117. Who's this?Copy !req
1118. This, um... is Patty.Copy !req
1119. We're recording a song.Copy !req
1120. How was Tanzania?Copy !req
1121. Tanzania? Are you both on dope?Copy !req
1122. He's definitely on dope.Copy !req
1123. All right, back off, renae.
I'm not on dope.Copy !req
1124. He totally is, mom. I can tell.
He won't look at me.Copy !req
1125. He looks past me,
but not into my eyesCopy !req
1126. cos he doesn't want me
to see his eyes.Copy !req
1127. Jesus fucking Christ! Can we
just eat the fucking meal?Copy !req
1128. Don't talk like that
in front of my kids.Copy !req
1129. We learned about dope indare.Copy !req
1130. Dopers share needles
and get aids.Copy !req
1131. Why are you here?Copy !req
1132. Oh, it's nice
to see you too, dad.Copy !req
1133. - Answer your father.
- If it's about money, no way.Copy !req
1134. Well, don't worry about it.
I'm not after your goddamn money.Copy !req
1135. There's an agenda, mom.
There's always an agenda.Copy !req
1136. If I were you, I'd check
my jewelry box before he bails.Copy !req
1137. - Shut the fuck up, renae!
- Strike two.Copy !req
1138. What is this?
What are you doin'?Copy !req
1139. - What is this?
- He's high, mom.Copy !req
1140. Don't pay attention to him.
It's what he wants.Copy !req
1141. He feeds off it.Copy !req
1142. Uncle Simon
has dirty fingernailsCopy !req
1143. like the dopers
in my d.A.R.E. Book.Copy !req
1144. Hello?Copy !req
1145. Hey, sorry I'm late.
Why is the front door locked?Copy !req
1146. Oh. What are you doin' here?Copy !req
1147. - Hi. I'm Danny.
- HiCopy !req
1148. - did you give him your key?
- Yeah. So?Copy !req
1149. Why'd you do that?Copy !req
1150. You know he's not supposed
to be in here, right?Copy !req
1151. - Relax, renae.
- I need to relax, Danny?Copy !req
1152. Poor mom had to come homeCopy !req
1153. and find these two
in the basement shooting up.Copy !req
1154. Oh, my god.Copy !req
1155. - What's going on here?
- Nothing.Copy !req
1156. Nobody's shooting dope,
all right?Copy !req
1157. We were writing a song
in the basement.Copy !req
1158. I can't do this anymore!Copy !req
1159. Great, now dad's upset.Copy !req
1160. Stop picking on Simon!Copy !req
1161. - Excuse me?
- You heard me.Copy !req
1162. You're all being mean!Copy !req
1163. He doesn't do dope.Copy !req
1164. He just ate Sunday and Monday
from my ez-doseCopy !req
1165. because he got beat up.Copy !req
1166. Mommy, what is she talking about?Copy !req
1167. I have no idea. I think she's
just as strung out as he is.Copy !req
1168. Ok, you know what?
I eave her out of this.Copy !req
1169. Look, you seem
like a nice enough girl,Copy !req
1170. but I'm sure
he's got you brainwashedCopy !req
1171. or he's manipulating you
with drugs somehow.Copy !req
1172. Simon is a pathological liar.Copy !req
1173. He's a thief and a total pyro.Copy !req
1174. Hey, you know the cops have been
sniffing around for you?Copy !req
1175. Yeah.Copy !req
1176. They came by the office
and grilled me for a half hour.Copy !req
1177. Oh, god. Oh, no.Copy !req
1178. It's ok, mom.
He'll be gone soon.Copy !req
1179. What's a pyro again?Copy !req
1180. - A pyro's...
- Oh. Are you serious?Copy !req
1181. Ok, you know what?
Knock it offl knock it off!Copy !req
1182. - Not the sharpest stick, is she?
- Don't talk about her like that!Copy !req
1183. - Like what?
- Like she's subhuman,Copy !req
1184. and with that condescending
fucking tone!Copy !req
1185. All right! That's three!Copy !req
1186. Yeah? What the fuck are you
gonna do about it, Allen?Copy !req
1187. Hey, hey, hey! Hey, hey, hey!Copy !req
1188. - Come on, motherfucker!
- Hey, hey, hey, stop!Copy !req
1189. - Here you go, come on.
- Let's go, big shot!Copy !req
1190. Get out!Copy !req
1191. You ruin everything!Copy !req
1192. Just get out of here!Copy !req
1193. Come on.Copy !req
1194. So, what'd you think
of my family?Copy !req
1195. I like your brother, Danny.Copy !req
1196. Yeah, he's solid.Copy !req
1197. Simon?Copy !req
1198. Yeah?Copy !req
1199. Do you think I'm a retard?Copy !req
1200. Don't you ever talk like that.Copy !req
1201. Ever.Copy !req
1202. You are not a retard.Copy !req
1203. You are a total punk rocker.Copy !req
1204. - 1am?
- Yes.Copy !req
1205. You are punk as fuck.Copy !req
1206. Can we listen
to our song in here?Copy !req
1207. Fuck, yeah.Copy !req
1208. Pop that shit in the tape deck.Copy !req
1209. Are we going on our date now?Copy !req
1210. Yeah, we're going
on our date now.Copy !req
1211. J I'm a watermelon
slammed into your driveway...Copy !req
1212. - Simon?
- Hmm?Copy !req
1213. Remember when I told you that
yesterday was the best day ever?Copy !req
1214. J like a tongue-tongue...Copy !req
1215. Yeah.Copy !req
1216. Today is even better.Copy !req
1217. J fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1218. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1219. j fuck 'em all, but us jCopy !req
1220. What a fuckin' dump.Copy !req
1221. I mean that's, what, 40 people?Copy !req
1222. You call this a show?Copy !req
1223. It's punk rock, you dumb fuck.Copy !req
1224. Hey, you watch your fuckin' mouth.Copy !req
1225. You have any idea
how many bands would killCopy !req
1226. to play a show
with the alliance?Copy !req
1227. I'm throwing you
a fuckin' bone, kid.Copy !req
1228. Yeah? Well, why don't you
take that boneCopy !req
1229. and shove it up
your fat fuckin' ass?Copy !req
1230. What's with your boy?
How come I gotta fuckin' twist his armCopy !req
1231. to play with the hottest band
out of New York?Copy !req
1232. Fuckin' hottest pile of shit
out of New York.Copy !req
1233. Oh, ok. So, so you're
gonna tell me what's hot?Copy !req
1234. Kid, I'm standing in the fuckin'
filthiest green roomCopy !req
1235. I've ever seen in my life,Copy !req
1236. and you're about to play
next to a fuckin' Chevy impala.Copy !req
1237. Yeah, well, nobody asked you
to fucking come.Copy !req
1238. - Actually, I did.
- You would.Copy !req
1239. I et's do this.Copy !req
1240. Troy says
we gotta be out by ten.Copy !req
1241. You're makin'
a huge fuckin' mistake.Copy !req
1242. These cocksuckers said you're playing,
and I'm holding you to it.Copy !req
1243. I sunk my own money
in this promotion.Copy !req
1244. Yeah?
That's not my fuckin' problem.Copy !req
1245. I booked it two weeks ago.
I'm makin' it your fuckin' problem.Copy !req
1246. How about this? Fuck you!Copy !req
1247. Fuck your problems!Copy !req
1248. I'd rather fuck my own mom
than play with the alliance.Copy !req
1249. - Let's go.
- Simon!Copy !req
1250. You cunts just made
my shit list.Copy !req
1251. This little fuck-up's gonna
cost me a lot of money.Copy !req
1252. What the fuck is this shit?Copy !req
1253. J you make the rules,
we break the rulesCopy !req
1254. j we do it our wayCopy !req
1255. j rejects of society
and we are here to stayCopy !req
1256. j won't take your shit
no fucking moreCopy !req
1257. j today is the dayCopy !req
1258. j time has come to give you someCopy !req
1259. j get out of my faceCopy !req
1260. j shit that's flying
out of your mouthCopy !req
1261. j I'm going insaneCopy !req
1262. j one more fucking word from youCopy !req
1263. j I'll kick you in the faceCopy !req
1264. j have no respect for your kindCopy !req
1265. j you're cancer in my brainCopy !req
1266. j we're paranoid, it's justifiedCopy !req
1267. j this is what we sayCopy !req
1268. j we won't obeyCopy !req
1269. j we won't, we won't obeyCopy !req
1270. J we won't obeyCopy !req
1271. j we won't obeyCopy !req
1272. j no jCopy !req
1273. this next one is dedicated
to my music girlfriend.Copy !req
1274. J microwave it, shove it downCopy !req
1275. j too bad your food
is turning brownCopy !req
1276. j poison veggies
and plastic meatCopy !req
1277. j nothing real for us to eatCopy !req
1278. j around the table, mom and dadCopy !req
1279. j conversations
that make you sadCopy !req
1280. j a lot of talking,
endless dreadCopy !req
1281. j just shove it
in and off to bedCopy !req
1282. j dinnertime, dinner in AmericaCopy !req
1283. j dinnertime,
dinner in America j;Copy !req
1284. Run!Copy !req
1285. Fuck you! Fuck you!Copy !req
1286. How fucking unpunk is it,Copy !req
1287. turn me in on some
crime stoppers hotline?Copy !req
1288. Fucking bullshit!Copy !req
1289. - Motherfucker!
- Get in the car!Copy !req
1290. Wait, wait! Wait!Copy !req
1291. You can't take him!
He didn't do anything!Copy !req
1292. Hey, have fun in the nasty.Copy !req
1293. They're gonna crack your pelvis
like a softshell crab.Copy !req
1294. Hey.Copy !req
1295. - I got your cigarettes.
- Aw, that's fuckin' tits.Copy !req
1296. Sorry about this shitty
fucking date.Copy !req
1297. It doesn't get much worse
than this.Copy !req
1298. It's ok. I'm just happy
I got to see you play.Copy !req
1299. I'm not gonna see you
for a while, huh?Copy !req
1300. - Hey, Simon?
- Yeah?Copy !req
1301. Remember when you dedicated the
song to your music girlfriend?Copy !req
1302. Mm-hm.Copy !req
1303. You were looking at me, right?Copy !req
1304. Yeah, I was lookin' at you.Copy !req
1305. I thought so.Copy !req
1306. Simon?Copy !req
1307. Yeah?Copy !req
1308. You're my real boyfriend now, right?Copy !req
1309. Yeah, I'm your real boyfriend.Copy !req
1310. No contact.Copy !req
1311. Keep that cigarette
out of the prisoner's mouth.Copy !req
1312. Stay punk.Copy !req
1313. Patty?Copy !req
1314. I told you it was her.Copy !req
1315. Hey, sissy. Hi, Karen.Copy !req
1316. Were you just totally
tongue-fucking John q.Copy !req
1317. In the back of that cruiser?Copy !req
1318. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1319. He's my real boyfriend.Copy !req
1320. We're starting a riot girl band.
You wanna be in it?Copy !req
1321. Uh-huh.Copy !req
1322. 'Patty, thanks
for the care package.Copy !req
1323. 'I almost cried
when I saw the earplugs.Copy !req
1324. 'If Lloyd was at an eight
before, now he's at a two."Copy !req
1325. 'Every now and then,
he hits a four.Copy !req
1326. 'Gets himself whipped up into
a frenzy over Michelle McBrideCopy !req
1327. 'on the action five news 'Copy !req
1328. "there isn't shit to do here
but pump iron, write,Copy !req
1329. 'and steer clear
of the shower sharks.Copy !req
1330. "Thanks for the notebook.Copy !req
1331. 'I was down to my last one,
so the timing was tits.Copy !req
1332. 'All insanity aside, I probably
generated enough materialCopy !req
1333. 'for ten albums
in this shithole.Copy !req
1334. 'I hope Danny can drive you up
again for the holiday weekend.Copy !req
1335. "It's the only thing
I have to look forward to.Copy !req
1336. 'Even if we only get
half an hour.Copy !req
1337. "Trust me, I'm countin'
the fuckin' minutes.Copy !req
1338. "Your music boyfriend, Simon.Copy !req
1339. 'Ps: Thanks for taking care
of shit with Albert for me.Copy !req
1340. "Tell him Reggie's
peach cobbler is dynamite.Copy !req
1341. 'For real, I think it saved my life.Copy !req
1342. 'And you should see me.
I probably put on 15 pounds.'Copy !req
1343. 'I'm feeling so much strongerCopy !req
1344. 'since I stopped eating
the shit they feed the animals.Copy !req
1345. It's just too bad
you have to go to prisonCopy !req
1346. 'to get a decent
dinner in America.'Copy !req
1347. what's so funny, retard?Copy !req
1348. Hey, horse face,
we're fucking talking to you.Copy !req
1349. - Is she fucking ignoring us?
- Are you ignoring us, retard?Copy !req
1350. Maybe she's one
of those deaf mute retards.Copy !req
1351. Hey, are you one of those
deaf, mute retards?Copy !req
1352. 'Stop requested.'Copy !req
1353. You need to take it down a notch,
motherfucker!Copy !req
1354. J I'm a watermelon
slammed into your drivewayCopy !req
1355. j crack me open
so I feel the air inside meCopy !req
1356. j like a tongue-tongueCopy !req
1357. j in my eardrum, dumb-dumbCopy !req
1358. j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yumCopy !req
1359. j call me and I'll comeCopy !req
1360. j fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1361. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1362. j fuck 'em all, but usCopy !req
1363. J am I dreaming
or did you just kiss me?Copy !req
1364. J you don't know it
but you already miss meCopy !req
1365. j like a tongue-tongueCopy !req
1366. j in my eardrum, dumb-dumbCopy !req
1367. j music boyfriend,
I'm your yum-yumCopy !req
1368. j call me and I'll comeCopy !req
1369. j fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1370. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1371. j fuck 'em all, but usCopy !req
1372. J fuck the rest of themCopy !req
1373. j fuck 'em allCopy !req
1374. j fuck 'em all, but usCopy !req
1375. j but usCopy !req
1376. j but usCopy !req
1377. j fuck 'em all, but us jCopy !req