1. - Oh, oh, oh, oh.Copy !req
2. What's great about
having an older brotherCopy !req
3. is that they can teach you stuff,Copy !req
4. because they've gone through
all of it before you.Copy !req
5. At least that's the way
it's supposed to be.Copy !req
6. But my brother Rodrick's too busy
to teach his little brother anything.Copy !req
7. I guess
I'm just not a big priority for himCopy !req
8. because all his free time
just goes to his band.Copy !req
9. The thing is, if Rodrick
would just take me under his wing,Copy !req
10. I could totally surprise him.Copy !req
11. And that would really change things
for us.Copy !req
12. But I guess that's just not gonna happen.Copy !req
13. And before long, Rodrick will move out,Copy !req
14. and I'll have to figure things out
for myself.Copy !req
15. But as long as the two of us are
living under the same roof,Copy !req
16. I'm gonna soak up every bit
of big brother knowledge I can get.Copy !req
17. Player has received
Hammer of Ultimate Smashing!Copy !req
18. Smash, smash…Copy !req
19. Ooh. Ready, aim, fire!Copy !req
20. Manny!Copy !req
21. Aw.Copy !req
22. Boys, the stuff in the dishwasher
is clean.Copy !req
23. You just need to put the dishes away
before we get back.Copy !req
24. Okay, yeah.
I got your hair dryer and my belt.Copy !req
25. Um, was that— Was—
Am I forgetting something?Copy !req
26. Your pants?Copy !req
27. Right. My pants.Copy !req
28. Wait. Where are you guys going again?Copy !req
29. Your father and I are going
into the city for our anniversary.Copy !req
30. You're going away? Like, overnight?Copy !req
31. Two nights, Greg.Copy !req
32. Come on, Greg.
We've been over this a hundred times.Copy !req
33. But— But how are we gonna
take care of ourselves?Copy !req
34. What about Manny?Copy !req
35. - Manny's staying with Gramma.
- Hey!Copy !req
36. And you boys will be just fine.
I stocked up on groceries.Copy !req
37. - Groceries?Copy !req
38. Did you get snacks?Copy !req
39. - I refuse to buy junk food for you guys.Copy !req
40. I've told you before, if you want snacks,
you can buy them for yourselves.Copy !req
41. Mommy, gimme!Copy !req
42. Ugh, fine.Copy !req
43. - I'm cashing these in.Copy !req
44. 250 Mom Bucks for 25 real ones.Copy !req
45. "Mom Bucks"?Copy !req
46. Oh. Yes, Frank.Copy !req
47. The boys earn them by doing chores
and getting good grades.Copy !req
48. Wait. Then how did Rodrick get so many?Copy !req
49. Mind your own business.Copy !req
50. - Yuck.
- Rodrick should be earning real money,Copy !req
51. not play money with, you know,
like, a real job.Copy !req
52. When Löded Diper makes it big,
money won't be an issue.Copy !req
53. Okay. And what if, just saying,
just putting it out there,Copy !req
54. what if your band doesn't make it big?
What's your plan then?Copy !req
55. I'll sell my hair for wigs
and fake mustaches and stuff.Copy !req
56. Well, that sounds foolproof.Copy !req
57. Okay, time to go!
We've got dinner reservations.Copy !req
58. - See you boys Sunday!
- Whoo!Copy !req
59. Mom!Copy !req
60. Now, we are trusting you
to be responsible this weekend.Copy !req
61. I don't want you doing anything
I wouldn't do. Got it?Copy !req
62. Frank, we talked about this.Copy !req
63. I-I just wanted to make sure
we're all on the same page.Copy !req
64. We good here?Copy !req
65. Okay? Okay, we're good.Copy !req
66. You can't leave me and Rodrick alone
together for a whole weekend.Copy !req
67. Mom, we literally don't even know
how to take care of ourselves!Copy !req
68. - Oh, come on, Greg. You two will have fun.Copy !req
69. Play some video games together.
Throw a ball in the backyard.Copy !req
70. Do you even know Rodrick?Copy !req
71. Listen, I know that you and your brother
don't always get along,Copy !req
72. but a weekend like this
can help change that.Copy !req
73. - Yeah!
- Ow!Copy !req
74. Who knows?
You two might surprise yourselves.Copy !req
75. Don't forget to unload the dishwasher!Copy !req
76. - Whoa!
- All right, Greg.Copy !req
77. We've got one hour
to get this place ready.Copy !req
78. Ready for what?Copy !req
79. The party.Copy !req
80. What? No way! Mom and Dad
would never let you have a party!Copy !req
81. They'll never even know,
and it's not my party anyway.Copy !req
82. It's our party.Copy !req
83. Whoa. What do you mean "our party"?Copy !req
84. The Heffley brothers
are throwing this party together.Copy !req
85. The Heffley brothers?Copy !req
86. That's right. You and me, together.Copy !req
87. People will be talking about this night
for years.Copy !req
88. It's gonna be epic.Copy !req
89. Epic.Copy !req
90. So, what do you say? Are you in?Copy !req
91. Okay, I'm in.Copy !req
92. But who's coming to this thing?Copy !req
93. I invite my friends. You invite yours.Copy !req
94. W-Wait. Y-You do have friends, right?Copy !req
95. Yeah, I have lots of friends!
There's Rowley, and there's Rowley.Copy !req
96. Well, then,
why don't you call this "Rowley"Copy !req
97. and have him come over to help set up?Copy !req
98. I don't know. I'm not sure Rowley
could really handle a high school party.Copy !req
99. Plus, his parents
would never let him come.Copy !req
100. So, you have him
tell them it's a sleepover.Copy !req
101. Come on, we need all the help we can get.Copy !req
102. Oh. That's pretty good.Copy !req
103. And when he gets here, you guys can start
by bringing up one of those plastic tablesCopy !req
104. from the basement.Copy !req
105. Wait. Why can't you do that?Copy !req
106. Because…Copy !req
107. I can't do this without your help.Copy !req
108. And besides, I'm going to get snacks.Copy !req
109. Whoa! How do you have so many friends?Copy !req
110. It's called popularity. You should try it.Copy !req
111. All right. The clock starts… now.Copy !req
112. Now.Copy !req
113. - Whoa! Party at Rodrick's, dude!Copy !req
114. - Yeah!
- Yeah!Copy !req
115. - …totally got their nose rings locked.Copy !req
116. Whoa! Rager at Rodrick's!Copy !req
117. - Yes!
- It's gonna be awesome!Copy !req
118. - Whoa!Copy !req
119. Party!Copy !req
120. Hey, Greg! It's party time!Copy !req
121. No, no, no!Copy !req
122. Whoa! Rowley, what are you wearing?Copy !req
123. You said this was a party.Copy !req
124. Not that kind of party.Copy !req
125. A cool party with, like, high schoolers,
and loud music and stuff.Copy !req
126. You mean a boy-girl party?Copy !req
127. Rowley, don't call it a boy-girl party.Copy !req
128. Why? Is it gonna be guys only?
'Cause that could be fun too.Copy !req
129. No, just call it a party, okay?Copy !req
130. And seriously, don't embarrass me tonight.Copy !req
131. It's just that
me and Rodrick never team up like this,Copy !req
132. and I really don't want anything
to mess it up.Copy !req
133. - Okay?
- Okay.Copy !req
134. All right.
You boys got your work cut out for ya.Copy !req
135. Get to it.Copy !req
136. Ugh.Copy !req
137. Go! Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
138. - Ow!Copy !req
139. Hmm. Good job, guys.Copy !req
140. Huh. You know what, though?
We could use one more of those tables.Copy !req
141. We're on it.Copy !req
142. Do we have to do this?
The first table was heavy.Copy !req
143. Everything's gotta be perfect!
Rodrick's, like, an expert at this stuff.Copy !req
144. But it seems like he's just getting us
to do all the hard stuff.Copy !req
145. You don't get it, Rowley.
Rodrick's depending on me.Copy !req
146. Our party's gonna be… epic.Copy !req
147. Um.Copy !req
148. Whoa.Copy !req
149. I don't think
we should be in Rodrick's bedroom.Copy !req
150. Relax, we're just in here for the table.Copy !req
151. Do you think
there will be party games,Copy !req
152. like charades
or pin the tail on the donkey?Copy !req
153. It's not that kind of thing, Rowley.Copy !req
154. High-school parties are totally different
than little-kid parties.Copy !req
155. How do you know?Copy !req
156. I just know stuff.Copy !req
157. Listen, we're gonna be
the only middle schoolers at this thing.Copy !req
158. We've gotta blend in.
Just try and be cool, okay?Copy !req
159. But pin the tail on the donkey is cool.Copy !req
160. Wait, what?Copy !req
161. "See you after the party."Copy !req
162. Oh, no.Copy !req
163. What's going on? Is it stuck?Copy !req
164. It's not stuck!
I think Rodrick locked the door.Copy !req
165. But why would he do that?Copy !req
166. What about the party?
What about the Heffley brothers?Copy !req
167. It was, uh, probably just a joke.Copy !req
168. Rodrick? Rodrick!Copy !req
169. Rodrick!Copy !req
170. Rodrick!Copy !req
171. Rodrick!Copy !req
172. Rodrick!Copy !req
173. Is he coming?Copy !req
174. Just wait here, okay?Copy !req
175. But I have tap-dancing lessons
in the morning.Copy !req
176. I was sick last week,Copy !req
177. and if I miss two in a row,
Miss Tilly's gonna be mad.Copy !req
178. Relax, Rowley.
I've got everything under control.Copy !req
179. Hmm.Copy !req
180. I'm scared. What if we starve down here?Copy !req
181. - My celery sticks are in my overnight bag.Copy !req
182. Can you please stop talking
for five seconds? I need to concentrate.Copy !req
183. What's going on out there?
Are they… partying?Copy !req
184. I think I can reach the lock.Copy !req
185. Ow!Copy !req
186. Can you reach it?Copy !req
187. No.Copy !req
188. But I've got an idea. Wait here.Copy !req
189. Let's get this party started!Copy !req
190. - Whoo!
- Nice brain bucket.Copy !req
191. And I was like,
"Underwear goes under your pants, bro."Copy !req
192. Ew!Copy !req
193. Whoa.Copy !req
194. - Whoa.Copy !req
195. Move.Copy !req
196. What's that for?Copy !req
197. Evidence.Copy !req
198. Whoa.Copy !req
199. - Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!Copy !req
200. He actually did it!Copy !req
201. Yeah!Copy !req
202. Whoa!Copy !req
203. Huh? What—Copy !req
204. Whoa!Copy !req
205. - Ow!Copy !req
206. What?Copy !req
207. - Ew!Copy !req
208. I think I'd better go home.Copy !req
209. Yeah, that might be a good idea.Copy !req
210. Dude.Copy !req
211. Not cool, dude.Copy !req
212. - Not cool.Copy !req
213. - My head.Copy !req
214. - This sucks.
- Not cool.Copy !req
215. What's your problem, man?Copy !req
216. It's not even, like, afternoon yet.Copy !req
217. You locked me in the basement!Copy !req
218. Yeah, like, as a joke.Copy !req
219. Well, the joke's on you, because
when Mom and Dad get home tomorrow,Copy !req
220. I'm gonna tell them
all about your little party.Copy !req
221. You wouldn't have the guts.Copy !req
222. Hey, Mom. How is the trip going?Copy !req
223. Well— Well, it was going great
until Manny got a stomach bug.Copy !req
224. We're headed to Gramma's to pick him up.Copy !req
225. Wait. You're coming home today?Copy !req
226. - Yes, Rodrick.
- Got it.Copy !req
227. We should be home in an hour.Copy !req
228. Did you boys empty the dishwasher
like I asked?Copy !req
229. You gotta be kidding me.Copy !req
230. Not yet.Copy !req
231. Well, it had better be done
by the time we're back.Copy !req
232. No problem. See you soon.Copy !req
233. Okay, you heard her. We've got one hour
to clean up this whole mess.Copy !req
234. Not my problem. I'll be in my room.Copy !req
235. Dude!Copy !req
236. Mom and Dad are gonna go ballistic
if they find out I had a party!Copy !req
237. Please, you've gotta help me.Copy !req
238. And why would I do that?Copy !req
239. Because we're brothers.Copy !req
240. Yeah, well, brothers don't lock each other
in the basement.Copy !req
241. Okay, okay. I slipped up.
Won't happen again, I swear.Copy !req
242. Please!Copy !req
243. If I help you clean up this mess,
things are gonna be different between us.Copy !req
244. Different? Like how?Copy !req
245. For starters, you're gonna start
treating me better, like an equal.Copy !req
246. Okay, okay. Done. Equals. Got it.Copy !req
247. And you're gonna owe me.Copy !req
248. Owe you what?Copy !req
249. I'm— I'm— I'm thinking.Copy !req
250. Dude, we've got no time!Copy !req
251. Okay. Yeah, I owe you.
Can we just work out the details later?Copy !req
252. Fine.Copy !req
253. All right, my man! Let's do this.Copy !req
254. And go!Copy !req
255. - What?
- Hmm.Copy !req
256. - Hmm.Copy !req
257. Gonna blow chunks!Copy !req
258. Don't worry, Manny.
We'll be home in a jiffy.Copy !req
259. Honey, better step on it.Copy !req
260. - Whoa!Copy !req
261. I am taking the shortcut!Copy !req
262. Whoa!Copy !req
263. Manny!Copy !req
264. Huh? What?Copy !req
265. Whoa!Copy !req
266. Ouch!Copy !req
267. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
268. Mission accomplished, little bro.Copy !req
269. It's permanent ink!
This is never coming off!Copy !req
270. Um—Copy !req
271. We need another door!Copy !req
272. Another door?
Where are we gonna get another door?Copy !req
273. The basement!
Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!Copy !req
274. Oh, let's hurry up and get you inside.Copy !req
275. Quit pushing!Copy !req
276. Quit pulling! Push!Copy !req
277. I said pull!Copy !req
278. Ow!Copy !req
279. Come on, Frank.Copy !req
280. Boys?Copy !req
281. We're home!Copy !req
282. Oh. Hey, Mom!Copy !req
283. So, did you guys do some brotherly bonding
while we were gone?Copy !req
284. Uh, kinda, I guess.Copy !req
285. Rodrick, y-you're sweating!Copy !req
286. Oh, I hope you don't have what Manny has.Copy !req
287. I knew it, Susan!Copy !req
288. I knew they couldn't be trusted!Copy !req
289. They didn't empty the dishwasher.Copy !req
290. - Oh, that's gross.
- Manny all better!Copy !req
291. Oh.Copy !req
292. Oh, man!Copy !req
293. Hmm.Copy !req
294. There's gotta be evidence.
They're not that smart.Copy !req
295. Aha!Copy !req
296. You think he knows? I— I think he knows!Copy !req
297. Shh! Keep your voice down, dummy.Copy !req
298. If he doesn't know,
he's gonna figure it out.Copy !req
299. I mean, he's been sniffing around
the house ever since he got back.Copy !req
300. He's gonna find something.Copy !req
301. You need to calm down. We covered
our tracks. We cleaned up the place.Copy !req
302. Yeah, and you owe me for that.Copy !req
303. And you can start paying me back
by finishing with these leaves!Copy !req
304. Wait, wait, wait.
What— What is this about owing you?Copy !req
305. I don't remember saying
anything like that.Copy !req
306. Are you kidding me? I cleaned up
your stupid party, and that wasn't easy!Copy !req
307. Don't you mean our party?
We were partners in this thing.Copy !req
308. That mess was our mess,Copy !req
309. and if Mom and Dad ever find out about it,
we're both in hot water.Copy !req
310. No way! This was your party!Copy !req
311. You're the one who's getting in trouble,
not me!Copy !req
312. I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad
what really happened.Copy !req
313. Fine, fine. I'll pay up.Copy !req
314. Yeah? And how are you gonna do that?Copy !req
315. By giving you my most valuable possession.Copy !req
316. What? Mom Bucks?Copy !req
317. No, thanks. I've seen where you keep them.Copy !req
318. Something even better than that.
Knowledge.Copy !req
319. I've seen your report card.Copy !req
320. Not school knowledge. Real knowledge.
Stuff you can actually use.Copy !req
321. I'm listening.Copy !req
322. I'll give you a little taste.Copy !req
323. Let's start with the way
you bag your leaves.Copy !req
324. When you do it, you fill your bag
to the top and then tie it shut.Copy !req
325. But that's not smart.Copy !req
326. Mom's paying three Mom Bucks a bag.Copy !req
327. So, if you wanna maximize your income,
you've gotta do it like this.Copy !req
328. But isn't that cheating?Copy !req
329. It's not cheating.
It's just gaming the system.Copy !req
330. So, what? You're just gonna give me
a bunch of yard work tips?Copy !req
331. I can teach you lots of things,
little brother.Copy !req
332. Stuff that'll make your whole life easier.Copy !req
333. Your problem is that you work too hard.Copy !req
334. I want that underwear off the tableCopy !req
335. by the time I get back
from the grocery store.Copy !req
336. - What you do is set the bar low,Copy !req
337. so Mom and Dad don't expect
too much out of you.Copy !req
338. Because then…Copy !req
339. Wha—Copy !req
340. …they're happy
when you do practically nothing at all.Copy !req
341. Here's another tip.Copy !req
342. Pretend you don't know how to do stuff,Copy !req
343. because that'll get you out of
a lot of unnecessary work.Copy !req
344. H…Copy !req
345. H… Hmm.Copy !req
346. I'll just do it, okay?Copy !req
347. And if you really
don't feel like doing something,Copy !req
348. a well-timed trip to the bathroom
is always your ticket out.Copy !req
349. I'm ready to start!Copy !req
350. I just finished.Copy !req
351. My body is on a schedule.Copy !req
352. Okay, I'll admit it. That's—
That's pretty good.Copy !req
353. What else can you teach me?Copy !req
354. Oh, I've got loads of stuff like that.
I call it my Rodrick Rules.Copy !req
355. Don't you mean "Rodrick's Rules"?Copy !req
356. No, Rodrick Rules.
There's only one Rodrick, me.Copy !req
357. Yeah.Copy !req
358. I meant, like, apostrophe S.Copy !req
359. Rodrick Rule number one.
No apostrophes or any other nerd stuff.Copy !req
360. That kinda stuff will get you beat up
at school.Copy !req
361. So, what's rule number two?Copy !req
362. Uh, I've already given away too much.Copy !req
363. If you want more, we're gonna have to
make this deal official.Copy !req
364. You keep your mouth shut about the party,
and I'll tell you everything I know.Copy !req
365. Deal.Copy !req
366. Greg, Rowley's here! Time to go!Copy !req
367. Hello, Rowley. Don't you look handsome?Copy !req
368. Um, this weekend I had tap-dancing lessons
with Miss Tilly.Copy !req
369. Uh, nothing out of the ordinary happened.Copy !req
370. - Whoa. Hey, Rowley!Copy !req
371. It's been a while.
Friday afternoon, right?Copy !req
372. Yeah, we—Copy !req
373. - Whoa! So clean.
- Uh…Copy !req
374. Yeah, yeah. Time to go, Rowley!
Time— Time to go. Get out.Copy !req
375. Come on, Rowley.
Two more seconds in there,Copy !req
376. and you were gonna spill your guts
about the whole party.Copy !req
377. Sorry, I'm not good at this stuff.Copy !req
378. You don't think my dad heard you
back there, right?Copy !req
379. 'Cause he's been acting really suspicious.Copy !req
380. How did you get the house so clean,
though?Copy !req
381. Um, me and Rodrick
actually did it together.Copy !req
382. I told you, me and him are a team.Copy !req
383. You and Rodrick?
But he locked us in the basement!Copy !req
384. Uh, yeah.
Brothers just joke like that.Copy !req
385. It's actually pretty hilarious
if you really think about it.Copy !req
386. Don't look at me like that.Copy !req
387. Anyway, yeah, Rodrick's been, uh—
He's been taking me under his wing.Copy !req
388. He's been teaching me a bunch of stuff.Copy !req
389. Really? What kind of stuff?Copy !req
390. Uh, like, how you need to set the bar low,Copy !req
391. so your parents don't expect
too much from you.Copy !req
392. Oh, and how you can trick them
into helping you with your homework.Copy !req
393. That kind of thing.Copy !req
394. That seems like bad stuff.Copy !req
395. This information is like gold, Rowley!Copy !req
396. It's what makes having an older brother
worth it.Copy !req
397. But why is Rodrick being so nice to you
all of a sudden?Copy !req
398. I don't know. Maybe 'cause he just likes
having me around.Copy !req
399. You know what? You wouldn't understand.
You're an only child.Copy !req
400. No offense.Copy !req
401. Well, I'm glad I'm an only child.
'Cause this brother stuff is complicated.Copy !req
402. Rodrick!Copy !req
403. Rodrick!Copy !req
404. Rodrick!Copy !req
405. What?Copy !req
406. You need to teach me something new.
You never got past rule number one.Copy !req
407. You only get one rule a week.
That's Rodrick Rule number two.Copy !req
408. What? That's not fair.Copy !req
409. Life's not fair.Copy !req
410. Rule number three.
And now you made me break rule number two.Copy !req
411. Fine.Copy !req
412. Ow! What the—Copy !req
413. I've been looking for that.Copy !req
414. What is this?Copy !req
415. It's an echo pedal. We need it…Copy !req
416. …for the talent show.Copy !req
417. Oh, yeah, the talent show.
I'm trying out too.Copy !req
418. You? You don't have any talent.Copy !req
419. Yeah, I'm in Rowley's magic act.Copy !req
420. I'm his…Copy !req
421. assistant.Copy !req
422. Man, they're—
they're gonna laugh you off the stage.Copy !req
423. Yeah, I know. Mom's making me.Copy !req
424. Hey, do you think
you can get me out of this?Copy !req
425. Sorry, you c—
You can't leave your friends hanging.Copy !req
426. Rodrick Rule number four.Copy !req
427. All right, enough with the rules.
How about you teach me something for real?Copy !req
428. Like what?Copy !req
429. I don't know.Copy !req
430. Maybe you could teach me
how to play the drums or something.Copy !req
431. Are you sure
you could handle that, little brother?Copy !req
432. - Yeah!
- All right.Copy !req
433. It's simple.Copy !req
434. You just gotta grip the sticks,
feel the flow, and let it rip.Copy !req
435. Okay, now loosen up that wrist a bit.
Keep it flowing. Feel the rhythm.Copy !req
436. That— Th-That's it!
You've got potential, little bro.Copy !req
437. Are you ready to rock?Copy !req
438. Bill Walter
is the lead singer of Löded Diper,Copy !req
439. even though
he's something like 35 years old.Copy !req
440. I'm pretty sure Rodrick asked him to joinCopy !req
441. because he got named
"Most Likely to Be a Rock Star"Copy !req
442. when he was in high school.Copy !req
443. Beat it, kid. Grown-ups are talking here.Copy !req
444. Nah, that— That's all right.
He can stay. He's cool.Copy !req
445. Whatever you say, dude.Copy !req
446. You ready to burn this place down?Copy !req
447. We are Löded Diper!Copy !req
448. One, two, three, four!Copy !req
449. - Huh?Copy !req
450. Isn't setting the table Greg's job?Copy !req
451. He's hanging out with his brother
in the basement.Copy !req
452. I didn't want to interrupt
their "together time."Copy !req
453. Listen, I—Copy !req
454. Do you think it's a good idea that those
guys are spending so much time together?Copy !req
455. Why wouldn't it be a good idea?Copy !req
456. It's just that— Well, I mean—Copy !req
457. Look, who knows what kind of stuff
Rodrick is teaching Greg?Copy !req
458. - Somebody farted!Copy !req
459. Ew, gross.Copy !req
460. - Somebody farted!Copy !req
461. I rest my case.Copy !req
462. The boys are bonding, Frank.Copy !req
463. Isn't that what we want to happen?Copy !req
464. Look, sometimes my older brother, Joe,
would string me along,Copy !req
465. and then I'd get burned.Copy !req
466. Greg needs to protect himself.Copy !req
467. Because if Rodrick pulls the rug out
from under him, he's gonna get hurt.Copy !req
468. We can't police every interaction
between these boys, Frank.Copy !req
469. They need to work things out on their own.Copy !req
470. Maybe you're right.
But I just— I—Copy !req
471. Now why don't you just take off that tie,
and try and relax a little?Copy !req
472. I'll, uh, go get washed up for dinner.Copy !req
473. Hey! Didn't this door used to lock?Copy !req
474. So, you guys are telling usCopy !req
475. that you have no idea why
the bathroom door suddenly doesn't lock?Copy !req
476. Wait. We have a bathroom on this floor?Copy !req
477. I feel like there's something
the boys aren't telling us.Copy !req
478. Greg, would you like to say something?Copy !req
479. Um…Copy !req
480. Actually, something did happen
on Friday night.Copy !req
481. Something I should've told you about.Copy !req
482. I went in the bathroom,
and I tried to lock the door.Copy !req
483. But I couldn't.Copy !req
484. I think I must have broken it
by shutting it too hard or something.Copy !req
485. Sorry.Copy !req
486. Okay. Mystery solved. Let's move on.Copy !req
487. Nice save.Copy !req
488. Boys, your father and I are taking another
shot at celebrating our anniversaryCopy !req
489. since our first attempt got cut short.Copy !req
490. You're going away this weekend?Copy !req
491. Yes, but don't worry.Copy !req
492. You see, we're not gonna leave you two
on your own again.Copy !req
493. Why? Who's coming over?Copy !req
494. You two boys are gonna visit your grandpa.Copy !req
495. Wait. At Leisure Towers?
But there's nothing to do there.Copy !req
496. Oh, there's plenty to do
at Grandpa's complex.Copy !req
497. Shuffleboard, bingo, the pool.Copy !req
498. And you know how much
my dad loves board games!Copy !req
499. Board games?Copy !req
500. Come on, guys.Copy !req
501. You know Grandpa appreciates it
when you spend time with him.Copy !req
502. - But—
- Mom's right, Greg.Copy !req
503. It's been way too long
since we paid Grandpa a visit.Copy !req
504. This— This is gonna be great.Copy !req
505. Okay, guys. Better get packed.Copy !req
506. Greg, I'll help you.Copy !req
507. - Rodrick?
- Yeah?Copy !req
508. Good role modeling.Copy !req
509. Well, I try.Copy !req
510. Ready, set, go!Copy !req
511. Whoo-hoo! Whee!Copy !req
512. - Aha!Copy !req
513. - Ooh. Hey!Copy !req
514. Dagnabbit!Copy !req
515. Okay, boys! This is Gutbusters!Copy !req
516. One player reads a card,
and the other players try not to laugh.Copy !req
517. Them's the rules!Copy !req
518. - That sounds so fun!Copy !req
519. - Roll the dice, Grandpa!Copy !req
520. Ha! Snake eyes!Copy !req
521. It's your turn to read, Greg.Copy !req
522. "A man who would pun,
would just as easily pick a pocket."Copy !req
523. Huh? I don't get it.Copy !req
524. Come on, Rodrick!Copy !req
525. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.Copy !req
526. I'm sorry,
I— I— I-I-I couldn't help it.Copy !req
527. That one gets me every time.Copy !req
528. All right, boys.Copy !req
529. Now, why don't you clean up this mess
while I take a potty break?Copy !req
530. Okay, Grandpa.
But don't take too long in there.Copy !req
531. I can't believe you agreed to coming here.Copy !req
532. Why didn't you at least try
to get us out of it?Copy !req
533. Can't talk. Concentrating.Copy !req
534. Rodrick, what are you doing?Copy !req
535. Isn't one game enough?Copy !req
536. You think I'm here to play games?Copy !req
537. Are those Mom Bucks?Copy !req
538. Millions of dollars worth.Copy !req
539. That's amazing. Wow!Copy !req
540. So, this is why you wanted to come
to Leisure Towers.Copy !req
541. Bingo. Now you're starting to get it.Copy !req
542. Come on. Let's split it up.Copy !req
543. - Ah! Da, da, da, da! Not so fast.Copy !req
544. Go find your own supply.Copy !req
545. Come on, Rodrick. You owe me.Copy !req
546. Fine, here's a hundred.
Don't spend it all in one place.Copy !req
547. Now, why don't you go change?
You look like you wet yourself.Copy !req
548. I can't. Grandpa's in the bathroom.Copy !req
549. Then use the one in the lobby.Copy !req
550. I've gotta hand it
to Rodrick on this Mom Bucks thing.Copy !req
551. Every time
I think I've figured him all out,Copy !req
552. he surprises me with something new.Copy !req
553. It's pea soup again tonight, I hear.Copy !req
554. That sounds pretty good to me.Copy !req
555. Huh?Copy !req
556. Oh, my.Copy !req
557. Hi, Merle! Going to bingo tonight?Copy !req
558. I wouldn't miss it for the world.Copy !req
559. Well, you can kiss
your winning streak goodbye.Copy !req
560. I'm bringing a good luck charm with me.Copy !req
561. - Oh! Isn't he cute?Copy !req
562. Merle, Irene, bingo tonight?Copy !req
563. Ha! We'll see.Copy !req
564. Can you believe my luck last week?
Two games in a row.Copy !req
565. It was all thanks to my lucky charm.Copy !req
566. Say…Copy !req
567. "Boys size small?"Copy !req
568. A Peeping Tom!Copy !req
569. We see you in there, Boy Size Small!Copy !req
570. We're gonna hand you over
to the authorities!Copy !req
571. They'll put you in the slammer!Copy !req
572. - Where did he go?
- I don't see him.Copy !req
573. Did he give us the slip?Copy !req
574. - There he is!Copy !req
575. He's on the move, ladies!Copy !req
576. After him!Copy !req
577. - Huh? Huh?Copy !req
578. - We're coming through!
- Hey! Watch it!Copy !req
579. - Don't let him get away!Copy !req
580. - You get out of here!Copy !req
581. Killing my bingo buzz!Copy !req
582. There he is!Copy !req
583. There's Boy Size Small.Copy !req
584. - Come back here! We're gonna get you!
- Yeah! Yeah!Copy !req
585. There he is! Come on!Copy !req
586. - Hey, kid!Copy !req
587. - Come back here!
- Come on. Wait!Copy !req
588. - Out of my way!
- Hey! Get off!Copy !req
589. Where do you think you're going?Copy !req
590. Hmm, what do we have here?Copy !req
591. - Oh!
- Uh…Copy !req
592. That's nasty.Copy !req
593. - All right!Copy !req
594. - Hey!
- There he goes! This way!Copy !req
595. D'oh!Copy !req
596. Come here!Copy !req
597. I could've sworn he went this way.Copy !req
598. Where is he?Copy !req
599. He gave us the slip.Copy !req
600. Somehow, I managed
to get back to Grandpa's room.Copy !req
601. But Rodrick can never find out about this.
'Cause if he does, I'm a dead man.Copy !req
602. You're in big trouble, young man.Copy !req
603. Rodrick just rolled a 12!Copy !req
604. That means you've gotta fork over
half your cards.Copy !req
605. Come on, snake eyes!Copy !req
606. Put some pants on, for the love of Pete.Copy !req
607. Is there something you want to tell me,
little brother?Copy !req
608. Open up!Copy !req
609. Grandpa, can we—
Can we please change the channel?Copy !req
610. There's nothing but a bunch of garbage
on TV.Copy !req
611. I like to watch people come and go.Copy !req
612. Ooh! Hot in there.Copy !req
613. Barry Grossman!Copy !req
614. You've got time to sit in the sauna
for two hours,Copy !req
615. but you can't bother yourself
to return my vacuum cleaner!Copy !req
616. Bah, fine! You can have the clicker.Copy !req
617. And in some disturbing news,
earlier this evening,Copy !req
618. a Peeping Tom was spotted
in the women's bathroom at Leisure—Copy !req
619. You're jumpy tonight.
Mind you don't wake up your brother.Copy !req
620. Oh, yeah. You're right, Grandpa. There's—
There's nothing good on TV.Copy !req
621. Ha! Told you so.Copy !req
622. You know, Greg, I might be old,
but I'm no fool.Copy !req
623. I know what's really going on.Copy !req
624. You do?Copy !req
625. You and your brother aren't here
because you want to be here.Copy !req
626. Your parents made you come.Copy !req
627. That's not true.
Grandpa, we wanted to come here.Copy !req
628. No boys your age would choose to spend
the weekend with an old codger like me.Copy !req
629. Ha! Yeah, well, I'll tell you this.Copy !req
630. I've enjoyed every second of it.
You're good boys.Copy !req
631. I guess.Copy !req
632. I know you boys love each other,
because you spend time together.Copy !req
633. It wasn't always that way with my boys.Copy !req
634. And now they've grown apart.Copy !req
635. They don't even spend
the holidays together.Copy !req
636. I just wish they'd worked things out
when they were young.Copy !req
637. Like you and Rodrick have.Copy !req
638. Maybe things would be different now.Copy !req
639. Yeah.Copy !req
640. Hey, Greg.Copy !req
641. Rowley, I told you not to wear stripes.Copy !req
642. But I thought we could be twins.Copy !req
643. Eh, eh? See? Twins.Copy !req
644. Great. Now I gotta change.Copy !req
645. What did you do
your Life Sciences project on?Copy !req
646. - My what?
- Your Life Sciences project.Copy !req
647. It's due today.Copy !req
648. That's due today?Copy !req
649. Yeah. And it's, like, 25% of our grade.Copy !req
650. Oh, man! I forgot all about that project.Copy !req
651. What are you gonna do?
'Cause this project is 25% of our grade.Copy !req
652. I know, Rowley! Let me think.Copy !req
653. Rodrick.Copy !req
654. Rodrick?Copy !req
655. Rodrick! I need your help!Copy !req
656. Calm down, Gregory.
What's got your underwear in a bunch?Copy !req
657. I've got a Life Science project due today!Copy !req
658. Yeah? And what's that got to do with me?Copy !req
659. Well, I figured you might know some trick.
Some way out of this.Copy !req
660. Well, you could pretend you're sick.
Skip school.Copy !req
661. Mom would know I'm faking.
She always knows.Copy !req
662. You could tell your teacher Manny ate it.Copy !req
663. Really, Rodrick?
That's the best you can come up with?Copy !req
664. You know I still have dirt on you, right?
I can come clean to Mom right now.Copy !req
665. Hmm. Did you say Life Sciences?
That does ring a bell.Copy !req
666. Let's see.Copy !req
667. No. No.Copy !req
668. - Ah!
- What are you doing?Copy !req
669. My life Sciences project.
And in mint condition too.Copy !req
670. Let me see that.Copy !req
671. Uh-uh-uh-uh!Copy !req
672. This is some of my best work.
It's why I saved it.Copy !req
673. Awesome. Here, give it.Copy !req
674. No, sir. This is gonna cost you.Copy !req
675. Come on, Rodrick.
Me and you have a partnership. A deal.Copy !req
676. Yeah. Well, our deal doesn't cover
this kind of thing. This is extra.Copy !req
677. Okay, what do you want for it?Copy !req
678. I want cash.Copy !req
679. I don't have any cash.Copy !req
680. I'm talking Mom Bucks. Large bills only.Copy !req
681. Come on, Rodrick. Don't you have enough?Copy !req
682. No, you can never have enough Mom Bucks.
That's Rodrick Rule number five.Copy !req
683. Fine. I'll give you 20. That's fair.Copy !req
684. Mmm, actually,
you seem a little too eager.Copy !req
685. Make it a hundred.Copy !req
686. Fine. But you can't tell anyone
about this.Copy !req
687. I may be a lot of things,
but one thing I am not is a snitch.Copy !req
688. Great doing business with you, brother.Copy !req
689. You got one of Rodrick's old projects?
But isn't that cheating?Copy !req
690. It's not cheating. It's gaming the system.Copy !req
691. I told you not to look at me like that.Copy !req
692. But what if he got a bad grade?Copy !req
693. My parents always help Rodrick
with his homework. So, I'm all set.Copy !req
694. Can I see?Copy !req
695. Um, Greg? I don't think
your parents helped with this one.Copy !req
696. Give me that!Copy !req
697. Do plants sneeze?Copy !req
698. Hypothesis. Plants probably sneeze.Copy !req
699. Experiment. Hmm.Copy !req
700. Conclusion. Plants don't sneeze.Copy !req
701. Hmm.Copy !req
702. Rodrick!Copy !req
703. You lied to me!Copy !req
704. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Not true, bro.Copy !req
705. You said this was your best work!Copy !req
706. It was. You should've seen
my other school projects.Copy !req
707. Yeah.Copy !req
708. Well, I want my money back.Copy !req
709. No refunds. A deal's a deal.Copy !req
710. Yeah, about that.
Let's see if these change your mind.Copy !req
711. Yo! That's me.Copy !req
712. Wha— Oh. My bad.Copy !req
713. Please, uh— Please continue, bros.Copy !req
714. You wouldn't show these to Mom or Dad.
You're no snitch.Copy !req
715. You have no idea what I'm willing to do.Copy !req
716. All— All right.
Here, I'll give you your $100 back.Copy !req
717. Hmm. You seem a little eager.Copy !req
718. It's gonna cost you
approximately 200 Mom Bucks.Copy !req
719. Uh, "Mom Bucks"?Copy !req
720. Nice doing business with you,
brother.Copy !req
721. So, do plants sneeze?Copy !req
722. I'm not gonna say
I'm proud of myself for what I did.Copy !req
723. But I learned how to negotiate
from the master.Copy !req
724. Greg, you need to watch
where you're going.Copy !req
725. Just look at this mess.Copy !req
726. I don't believe this.Copy !req
727. I— A party? Guys? Seriously?Copy !req
728. Counterfeit money?
Where did you boys get all this?Copy !req
729. I knew that bathroom locked!
Aha! I am not going crazy.Copy !req
730. You boys had a party in our home.
Somebody could've gotten hurt or worse.Copy !req
731. See? See?Copy !req
732. Didn't I tell you it wasn't a good idea
for these two to be hanging out?Copy !req
733. Greg, it might not have been your party,
but you helped cover it up.Copy !req
734. You lied to us.Copy !req
735. And because of that, you are grounded.Copy !req
736. No video games or electronics
for three weeks.Copy !req
737. And Rodrick, you're the older brother.Copy !req
738. What kind of example are you setting
for Greg?Copy !req
739. A bad example?Copy !req
740. You're grounded for a month.
Hand over your van keys.Copy !req
741. Plus, you boys are doing the dishes
every night.Copy !req
742. And don't give me any of this
"my body's on a schedule" nonsense.Copy !req
743. Mom?Copy !req
744. What, Rodrick?Copy !req
745. So, I get that I can't use my van.
Totally fair.Copy !req
746. But I can still go to the talent show
if I get a ride, right?Copy !req
747. No, Rodrick. Grounded means grounded.
No extracurricular stuff.Copy !req
748. But— But— But— But we—
But we've been practicing for months.Copy !req
749. If I can't play, the other guys
won't be able to be in the show—Copy !req
750. Actions have consequences.Copy !req
751. What kind of parents would we be
if we let you go to the talent show?Copy !req
752. Good parents?Copy !req
753. - Mom?
- Yes, Greg?Copy !req
754. Since Rodrick can't be in the talent show,
I can't either, right?Copy !req
755. Because that wouldn't be fair.Copy !req
756. You are not using this as an excuse
to get out of that talent show, Greg!Copy !req
757. You can't let Rowley down.
He's done so much for you.Copy !req
758. Now go.
Go help your brother with the dishes.Copy !req
759. So, that was pretty crazy back there, huh?Copy !req
760. I mean, three weeks of no electronics,
I expected.Copy !req
761. But your punishment was a little harsh
if you ask me.Copy !req
762. It wouldn't have happened
if you didn't snitch.Copy !req
763. Hey, whoa! I didn't say anything!Copy !req
764. You marched right upstairs
and went straight to Mommy and Daddy.Copy !req
765. You ratted me out!Copy !req
766. No snitching.
That's Rodrick Rule number one!Copy !req
767. I thought rule number one was
no apostrophes.Copy !req
768. And besides, that's not what happened!Copy !req
769. I took you under my wing! I trusted you!Copy !req
770. Yeah, it's been great.
You've taught me a lot.Copy !req
771. Yeah, and the only reason that I did
was because you had dirt on me.Copy !req
772. And now you don't. So, watch your back.Copy !req
773. But—Copy !req
774. I thought you were cool.
Guess I was wrong.Copy !req
775. Introducing the Amazing Rowley Jefferson!Copy !req
776. Whoo, yeah!Copy !req
777. And with a wave of my magic wand,
the egg has disappeared!Copy !req
778. Greg, you were supposed to turn the cup
upside down before you gave it back to me.Copy !req
779. Huh? Oh, yeah. Next time.Copy !req
780. If we don't get this right
by Friday night, we're never gonna win!Copy !req
781. We're not gonna win, Rowley.
We're competing against high schoolers.Copy !req
782. Well, at least we don't have to go
against your brother's band.Copy !req
783. Yes, we do.
They got a replacement drummer.Copy !req
784. Oh.Copy !req
785. Hey, I've got an idea.Copy !req
786. I was thinking
maybe I could be the magicianCopy !req
787. and you could be the assistant.Copy !req
788. It's way more believable that way.Copy !req
789. But it's my magic set!
I got it for my birthday!Copy !req
790. Okay, okay.Copy !req
791. - Gee whiz.Copy !req
792. Hey, guys!Copy !req
793. Hi, Rodrick. Wanna see some magic?Copy !req
794. Nah, wouldn't want you to spoil it for me.
Save it for the big night.Copy !req
795. Oh. Okay!Copy !req
796. Wait. What are you doing up here?Copy !req
797. I found something on the kitchen table.
Thought it might belong to you.Copy !req
798. Hey! Give it back!Copy !req
799. Easy there, little brother.
I was just returning your property.Copy !req
800. Wait. You didn't read it, did you?Copy !req
801. Read it?
Way too many words for me.Copy !req
802. I did look at the pictures though.Copy !req
803. And boy, I learned a lot.Copy !req
804. Like what really happened
at Leisure Towers.Copy !req
805. That's private.Copy !req
806. Well, it's about to be public.Copy !req
807. See, I know people.Copy !req
808. And those people have little brothers
and sisters that go to your school.Copy !req
809. And I'll bet they're gonna love
reading about your little adventureCopy !req
810. in the women's bathroom.Copy !req
811. You wouldn't!Copy !req
812. You ratted me out.
These are the consequences.Copy !req
813. Give me that!Copy !req
814. Oh!Copy !req
815. - Ow!Copy !req
816. No!Copy !req
817. Ooh!Copy !req
818. Nice catch.Copy !req
819. - Oops!Copy !req
820. No!Copy !req
821. My bad.Copy !req
822. Believe me, I did not
want to go to school the next day.Copy !req
823. After Rodrick's little text was sent out,
my reputation was gonna be ruined.Copy !req
824. But I knew I couldn't hide forever.Copy !req
825. So, I just decided to bite the bullet
and get it over with.Copy !req
826. All right, Rowley. Let's do this.Copy !req
827. Rowley?Copy !req
828. You got this, Greg!Copy !req
829. - This week's flying by, like, so fast.
- I know!Copy !req
830. - Wait. Wait. Is that Greg Heffley?
- Look!Copy !req
831. Whoa!Copy !req
832. What?Copy !req
833. Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!Copy !req
834. It took me a few minutes
to figure out what was going on.Copy !req
835. Rodrick's message went out
to all of his friends.Copy !req
836. His friends told their brothers
and sisters what happened to me,Copy !req
837. and they told their friends.Copy !req
838. Just like Rodrick planned it.Copy !req
839. But I guess people mixed up the factsCopy !req
840. because by the time I got to school,
the story was totally scrambled.Copy !req
841. Somehow the story wentCopy !req
842. from me being caught
in the ladies' room at Leisure Towers,Copy !req
843. to me sneaking into a bingo game
and walking off with the grand prize.Copy !req
844. Bingo!Copy !req
845. And the only thing people got right was
me getting chased by the security guards.Copy !req
846. But even that stuff got exaggerated.Copy !req
847. - Hey!Copy !req
848. - Whoa!
- Whoa!Copy !req
849. Even the thing
with the vending machinesCopy !req
850. made it into the story,Copy !req
851. but the facts got mixed up there too.Copy !req
852. I wasn't exactly in a hurry
to set the record straight, though.Copy !req
853. Because the new version of the story
made me look pretty sick.Copy !req
854. So Rodrick's plan backfired,Copy !req
855. and I got a taste of what it's like
to be popular for once.Copy !req
856. Wow! This is so cool! I got his autograph!Copy !req
857. But I knew it wouldn't last.Copy !req
858. Because the second I took the stage
as Rowley's assistant at the talent show,Copy !req
859. my reputation was gonna take a nosedive.Copy !req
860. I don't get
why I have to go to this thing.Copy !req
861. You're here to cheer on your brother,
Rodrick, and your bandmates.Copy !req
862. Ex-bandmates.Copy !req
863. D-Does the rec center have
a bathroom?Copy !req
864. Okay. Everyone, hop out.
I'll go look for a spot.Copy !req
865. Yo! What's shaking, little man?Copy !req
866. Uh, nothing much.Copy !req
867. So, we heard about your little dustup
over at Leisure Towers.Copy !req
868. The what?Copy !req
869. Oh, yeah. That.Copy !req
870. Dude, you're a legend!Copy !req
871. An absolute lege, dude!Copy !req
872. Yeah, I guess.Copy !req
873. So, we were thinking,Copy !req
874. if we join forces tonight,
we could win this thing.Copy !req
875. Huh? I-I don't get it.Copy !req
876. You've got the middle school vote.
And we've got the high school vote.Copy !req
877. And I've got the Mom vote. Not to brag.Copy !req
878. What do you mean "join forces"?Copy !req
879. How'd you like to be
Löded Diper's new drummer?Copy !req
880. What? I don't know how to play the drums.Copy !req
881. We know your brother's been teaching you.Copy !req
882. Time for the student to become the master.Copy !req
883. Sorry, guys. I'm in my friend's magic act.
I can't get out of it.Copy !req
884. That's where Larry comes in.
We'll do a clean swap. You for him.Copy !req
885. Magic is my real passion.Copy !req
886. Ta-da!Copy !req
887. I just can't do that to Rodrick.
He's my brother.Copy !req
888. Why don't you just think it over?Copy !req
889. Maybe this is your turn to shine, my dude.Copy !req
890. I'll think about it.Copy !req
891. That's all we're asking, little man.Copy !req
892. - Yo! It's Greg!
- That's Greg Heffley!Copy !req
893. - You're a legend, dude.
- Yeah, thanks.Copy !req
894. Oh!Copy !req
895. Is that Boy Size Small?Copy !req
896. Where were you?Copy !req
897. I just got held up.Copy !req
898. Oh, this is so exciting.Copy !req
899. Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls!Copy !req
900. - Welcome to the Talent Show!Copy !req
901. Then the man in the orthopedic shoes said,
"I stand corrected!"Copy !req
902. Oh.Copy !req
903. I've got to get ready.Copy !req
904. - Break a leg, Greg.
- Okay.Copy !req
905. Do your best for Rowley.
Try and look like you're having fun.Copy !req
906. Hey, Greg.Copy !req
907. Can't wait to see you do your magic.
So uncool.Copy !req
908. Are you ready for some magic, Manny?Copy !req
909. - Yay!
- Yes, you are. Yes, you are.Copy !req
910. Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls.Copy !req
911. We have just one question for you.Copy !req
912. - Wake up!Copy !req
913. Are you ready to rock?Copy !req
914. Yeah!Copy !req
915. Now, before we explode your eardrums
with a blast of pure rock and roll,Copy !req
916. it's time to introduce
the newest member of Löded Diper.Copy !req
917. Please join me in welcoming
Greg Heffley to the stage!Copy !req
918. - Greg?Copy !req
919. Come on, little dude. Give 'em a taste.Copy !req
920. Oh. Oof.Copy !req
921. Yeah, right on.Copy !req
922. We love you, Greg!Copy !req
923. Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!
Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg! Greg!Copy !req
924. Yo, you ready
to blow the roof off this place?Copy !req
925. Hey. You're missing the show.Copy !req
926. What are you doing out here?
Aren't you supposed to be on stage?Copy !req
927. I don't know. It didn't feel right.Copy !req
928. Well, maybe that's because it's not right.Copy !req
929. You stole my spot just to get back at me
for the diary thing.Copy !req
930. Pretty much.
But it wasn't just about payback.Copy !req
931. Yeah, right.Copy !req
932. I, uh, wanted you to be proud of me.Copy !req
933. Proud of you? For what?Copy !req
934. I-I know. I-It was dumb.Copy !req
935. I've got something that I've got to
get off my chest too, I guess.Copy !req
936. I— I shouldn't have taken your diary.Copy !req
937. That wasn't… cool.Copy !req
938. I don't understand why we can't
just get along like normal brothers.Copy !req
939. This is normal. Brothers fight.Copy !req
940. We just… took it too far.Copy !req
941. But do you think we're gonna be all right,
like, in the long run?Copy !req
942. What? What do you mean?Copy !req
943. Well, Dad and his brothers don't even
see each other on holidays anymore.Copy !req
944. Is that gonna happen to us?Copy !req
945. Heck, yeah, we're gonna see each other
on the holidays. We're family.Copy !req
946. But I am not hosting. Too much work.Copy !req
947. Okay. Deal.Copy !req
948. Listen, me and you
are gonna have our battles.Copy !req
949. But I really hope you know
that when the chips are down,Copy !req
950. and I mean really down,Copy !req
951. I'm gonna have your back.
And you better have mine.Copy !req
952. Because it's the Heffley brothers
against the world.Copy !req
953. The Heffley brothers.Copy !req
954. Greg! Greg! Greg!Copy !req
955. So? Are you gonna keep sitting out here,
or are you gonna go make me proud?Copy !req
956. Yeah, about that.
These don't belong to me.Copy !req
957. Like you said, there's only one Rodrick.
And that's you.Copy !req
958. Wait a second.
I'm still grounded.Copy !req
959. Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.Copy !req
960. Oh, well. Rodrick Rule number
ten. Always go out in a blaze of glory.Copy !req
961. - Come on, entertain us!Copy !req
962. Stand by. Uh, we're just having some,
uh, technical difficulties.Copy !req
963. All right!Copy !req
964. Please welcome
Löded Diper's original drummer,Copy !req
965. Rodrick Heffley!Copy !req
966. - Whoo!Copy !req
967. - What?
- Rodrick?Copy !req
968. Rodrick rules!Copy !req
969. We love you, Rodrick!Copy !req
970. Unbelievable.Copy !req
971. Greg, you do understand
that you're both grounded?Copy !req
972. Yeah, I know.Copy !req
973. Rodrick isn't supposed to be up there.Copy !req
974. So, we have no choice
but to extend your punishment.Copy !req
975. It's worth it.Copy !req
976. He's my brother. I've got his back.Copy !req
977. You're raising some good boys there, Son.Copy !req
978. Yeah.Copy !req
979. - Yippee!Copy !req
980. - Whoo!
- Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
981. Come on!Copy !req
982. Huh?Copy !req
983. - Yeah! Löded Diper!
- Uh-huh! Yeah!Copy !req
984. Whoo! That's my jam!Copy !req
985. What? Susan!Copy !req
986. Yeah!Copy !req
987. Whoo-hoo!Copy !req
988. Susan, your bunions!Copy !req
989. Whoo!Copy !req
990. - Oh, man!
- Look at her!Copy !req
991. - Oh! See, I can't unsee that!Copy !req
992. That's right.Copy !req
993. - Whoo-hoo!
- Oh. Whoo!Copy !req
994. Even after all that,
Löded Diper didn't win the talent show.Copy !req
995. First place went to
the Amazing Rowley JeffersonCopy !req
996. and his assistant Larry the Wonderful.Copy !req
997. But it wasn't all bad news
for Rodrick and his band.Copy !req
998. Thanks to Mom,
their music reached a whole new audience.Copy !req
999. I'm really not too worried
about me and Rodrick growing apart.Copy !req
1000. Sure, we'll have our ups and downs,
but for now…Copy !req
1001. …we're cool.Copy !req