1. Seventh-grader.Copy !req
2. Sounds a lot better
than sixth-grader.Copy !req
3. This is a Greg thing.
I don't see why I had to come.Copy !req
4. Because, Rodrick,
this is a family event,Copy !req
5. and like it or not, you're
part of the Heffley family.Copy !req
6. Yeah. That and we already
paid for your ticket.Copy !req
7. I'd like to give a warm
welcome to Westmore seventh-graders!Copy !req
8. A new year
of school starting.Copy !req
9. Hi!Copy !req
10. Rowley!
Greg!Copy !req
11. Alakazam!
Alaka-zoo-wee Mama!Copy !req
12. What are you doing?Copy !req
13. It's a magic wand.Copy !req
14. Do you want
to see a trick?Copy !req
15. Only if the trick is to
make the thing disappear.Copy !req
16. Just
put it in your pocket!Copy !req
17. You don't want to give away
your best tricks in public.Copy !req
18. So, how was your summer?Copy !req
19. That sounds
pretty rough.Copy !req
20. The only good thing
that happenedCopy !req
21. was I got rid of
the Cheese Touch.Copy !req
22. Who'd you give it to?Copy !req
23. The new kid.
Jeremy Pindle.Copy !req
24. Cheese Touch!Copy !req
25. Hey, guys!
Anyone for pizza?Copy !req
26. Hey! Thanks, Fregley.Copy !req
27. You know,Copy !req
28. I can't believe people leave
perfectly good food just lying around.Copy !req
29. I'll save thatCopy !req
30. for later.Copy !req
31. Let's skate.Copy !req
32. I'd like to give a
shout out to Taylor Pringle!Copy !req
33. Uh-oh, dork alert!Copy !req
34. Happy birthday, Taylor!
Five years young.Copy !req
35. I hope your
party's a blast.Copy !req
36. Rowley,
stop pulling me down!Copy !req
37. Ho, ho, ho
It's magicCopy !req
38. You knowCopy !req
39. Who is that?Copy !req
40. Her name is Holly Hills.
She just moved here.Copy !req
41. What grade is she in?
Seventh.Copy !req
42. She's an all-star
soccer player,Copy !req
43. has done
professional modeling,Copy !req
44. and was her sixth grade
class president.Copy !req
45. She moved here from Oregon because
her father got a big promotion.Copy !req
46. They drive a hybrid SUV,Copy !req
47. live on the north side of town
in a cul-de-sac near the park.Copy !req
48. What? I googled her!Copy !req
49. She's a picture of loveliness, is she not?Copy !req
50. She's almost as
pretty as my mom.Copy !req
51. She's going to be
very popular.Copy !req
52. Sit here!
Sit here!Copy !req
53. Please, everyone, sit
down. We have our seats.Copy !req
54. It's magic, you knowCopy !req
55. Never believe it's not soCopy !req
56. Excuse me.Copy !req
57. What?Copy !req
58. I said, excuse me.
You're blocking the exit.Copy !req
59. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
60. That's okay.Copy !req
61. I'm Chirag Gupta.
And I'm single.Copy !req
62. Wow. My name is...Copy !req
63. We know exactly
who you are.Copy !req
64. Holly Hills of
432 Embury Lane.Copy !req
65. No, we don't know who you are.Copy !req
66. We have no idea
who you are.Copy !req
67. Okay! Well, I think I'm
going to go skating now.Copy !req
68. Please congratulate your
father on his promotion from me!Copy !req
69. "We know exactly who you are"?
You trying to scare her?Copy !req
70. Does it really matter?Copy !req
71. A girl like that is out of
your league anyway, Gregory.Copy !req
72. She's new. She isn't out
of anyone's league yet.Copy !req
73. She doesn't know
the social pecking order.Copy !req
74. if there was ever a time
for me to make a move,Copy !req
75. it's now.Copy !req
76. Hey, Greg!Copy !req
77. Can you break a leg or
something so we can leave?Copy !req
78. Oh!Copy !req
79. That'll never happen.
Not a chance.Copy !req
80. There's no way that girl
will ever talk to you.Copy !req
81. Yeah, well,
I just talked to herCopy !req
82. and we'll probably
skate later.Copy !req
83. Really? Okay.Copy !req
84. Well, you see
that clock?Copy !req
85. They play a slow song at the top
of every hour for couples skate.Copy !req
86. if you're so confident,
ask her to skate.Copy !req
87. Maybe I will.Copy !req
88. What you waiting
for, wimp?Copy !req
89. You the man!Copy !req
90. Look, if we can
get out to HollyCopy !req
91. and be standing right next
to her when the clock changes,Copy !req
92. then I can ask her to skate
and she'll have to say yes.Copy !req
93. I don't know
about that.Copy !req
94. Oh, honey, hi!Copy !req
95. Remember when we were
young like this,Copy !req
96. and we used to dance and go to
parties, and things like that?Copy !req
97. Whoo!Copy !req
98. I'm going in.
Cover me!Copy !req
99. Girl you are to me
all that a woman should beCopy !req
100. And I dedicate my life...Copy !req
101. All rockers and
hardcore skaters off the rink,Copy !req
102. unless you're
looking for love.Copy !req
103. It's time for
couples skate.Copy !req
104. I'm making my move.Copy !req
105. Stop! Enough of that total
lameness! Who's ready to rock? Yeah!Copy !req
106. Come on, let's get
out of here. Come on.Copy !req
107. What are we gonna do? Stay calm.Copy !req
108. All we have to do
is just stay here.Copy !req
109. Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
110. Rowley! Hang on!Copy !req
111. Greg Heffley!Copy !req
112. This is your mother.Copy !req
113. Everything is
going to be okay.Copy !req
114. Stay where you are, and your
father is going to come rescue you.Copy !req
115. I repeat, everything
is going to be okay.Copy !req
116. Okay, here he comes. Here comes
Frank. I see him. He's on his way.Copy !req
117. Dad!
I know, I know.Copy !req
118. Okay. All right, everyone,
go back to skating!Copy !req
119. You all right?Copy !req
120. Hey, Romeo, how'd it go with the new girl?Copy !req
121. Whoa!Copy !req
122. You ruined
my birthday!Copy !req
123. You jerk!Copy !req
124. Ow! Ow! That hurt!Copy !req
125. Rodrick!Copy !req
126. Here, catch!Copy !req
127. Let me start by saying that having
a brother is really overrated.Copy !req
128. Rowley always says he
wishes he had a brother,Copy !req
129. and, boy, do I wish I
could give him one of mine.Copy !req
130. I've looked into it and,
unfortunately, it's not legal,Copy !req
131. I mean, Manny has been telling on meCopy !req
132. ever since he was
able to speak.Copy !req
133. Bubby did it.Copy !req
134. Bubby did it.Copy !req
135. Greg!Copy !req
136. And Rodrick is
the king of laziness.Copy !req
137. Except when it comes
to torturing me.Copy !req
138. My mom has
started writingCopy !req
139. an advice column
for the local paper.Copy !req
140. She wrote an article
last weekCopy !req
141. about how your brothers
will always be there for you.Copy !req
142. Well, that's exactly
what I'm afraid of.Copy !req
143. Hey, Bubby.Copy !req
144. Got to go, Mom.
Later, Mom.Copy !req
145. Yeah, see you, hon.
Okay, okay, wait.Copy !req
146. Hold on.
Wait a second.Copy !req
147. I need a moment
for a family meeting.Copy !req
148. Now, your father and I
have been talking.Copy !req
149. Things between you two have
really gotten out of hand.Copy !req
150. Can I just say...Copy !req
151. You may not
realize it now,Copy !req
152. but having a brother is one of the most
important relationships of your life.Copy !req
153. I mean, one day you're gonna be Uncle GregCopy !req
154. and Uncle Rodrick
to each other's kids.Copy !req
155. That's important. So you need
to get to know each other.Copy !req
156. What?
What?Copy !req
157. You need to spend more time together. What?Copy !req
158. So that's why I've come up
with a new programCopy !req
159. that's going to reward you
for spending time together.Copy !req
160. I'm calling itCopy !req
161. "Mom Bucks."Copy !req
162. You're paying us with fake money? Yeah.Copy !req
163. Okay, now, for every hour that you
spend together without fighting,Copy !req
164. for example, let's say you
give Greg a drum lesson,Copy !req
165. you each earn
a Mom Buck,Copy !req
166. which you can then trade
in for one real dollar.Copy !req
167. Oh.Copy !req
168. So, to start you off, I'm
giving you each five Mom Bucks.Copy !req
169. Now, if you're smart, you'll
save up your Mom Bucks...Copy !req
170. Can I cash out now?Copy !req
171. Well, Rodrick,
if you save...Copy !req
172. But can I cash out?Copy !req
173. Yes, but...Copy !req
174. I want to cash out.Copy !req
175. Frank?
I know.Copy !req
176. Uh... Okay. Yes, you can. All right.Copy !req
177. Okay. All right, great.
We should get going,Copy !req
178. because you don't want to be
late for school. All right?Copy !req
179. Yeah, gotta go. Let's go. Okay, all right.Copy !req
180. This Mom Bucks thing
is a gold mine, muchacho.Copy !req
181. You better not
ruin it for me.Copy !req
182. Most kids hate it
when summer ends,Copy !req
183. but I have to say, right now, school
is starting to look pretty good.Copy !req
184. Welcome back.Copy !req
185. It's nice not to be
the new kids this year.Copy !req
186. I agree.Copy !req
187. I know. Look at all
the tiny sixth-graders.Copy !req
188. I'm so glad that's
not me this year.Copy !req
189. Just a little higher.
Just a little higher.Copy !req
190. Whoa! Greg!
Look who's in our class.Copy !req
191. This was my chance.
If I could sit next to Holly,Copy !req
192. I'd have the whole year
to show her how great I am.Copy !req
193. No way, Greg Heffley.Copy !req
194. This is my seat.Copy !req
195. No, it's not.
I was here first.Copy !req
196. It's mine!Copy !req
197. Let go!Copy !req
198. You know I'm stronger
than you, Greg Heffley.Copy !req
199. Don't make me
beat you up again!Copy !req
200. Let's get
something straight.Copy !req
201. I was sick that day and
I had something in my eye.Copy !req
202. Well!Copy !req
203. I've never had students so
eager to start the school year.Copy !req
204. What's going on?Copy !req
205. This is my seat!
This is my seat!Copy !req
206. Okay, let's start
again. What are your names?Copy !req
207. Patty Farrell,
two R's, two L's.Copy !req
208. Greg Heffley.Copy !req
209. Would you be related
to Rodrick Heffley?Copy !req
210. I've got my eye
on you, Heffley.Copy !req
211. There's no way to escape.Copy !req
212. It's unbelievable! Even at
school, Rodrick is ruining my life.Copy !req
213. Shh!Copy !req
214. He might hear you.Copy !req
215. Nah. Watch.Copy !req
216. Holy cow!Copy !req
217. He once slept through
an entire day.Copy !req
218. Do you have an amazing talent
that you'd like to share?Copy !req
219. Today, Plainview City Council
announced a brand-new local contest:Copy !req
220. Plainview's Most Talented.Copy !req
221. Hey! Greg!
Maybe we should...Copy !req
222. Can it,
Chunky Cheese!Copy !req
223. Westmore is absolutely packed
to the roof with talent.Copy !req
224. The top prize is $1,000
and, of course,Copy !req
225. the admiration of your
friends and neighbors.Copy !req
226. This is huge. I gotta call
the band. We gotta practice.Copy !req
227. This is gonna be
our big break!Copy !req
228. Uh-uh-uh.
Wait a second.Copy !req
229. Aren't you forgetting something? What?Copy !req
230. I showered yesterday.
Smell.Copy !req
231. Okay, okay.
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
232. We agreed that you'd give
a drum lesson to Greg.Copy !req
233. You were serious?Copy !req
234. Who knows?Copy !req
235. Maybe you guys
will really like itCopy !req
236. and we can form a family band.Copy !req
237. Hello, world, here's a
song that we're singingCopy !req
238. Come on get happyCopy !req
239. A whole lotta lovin'
is what we'll be bringingCopy !req
240. We'll make you happyCopy !req
241. Rodrick says
he's a professional musician,Copy !req
242. but as far as I know
the only money he's made,Copy !req
243. is when Dad gave him five
bucks once to stop playing.Copy !req
244. When do we get to
play the real drums?Copy !req
245. Like I'd ever
let you touch them!Copy !req
246. Watch and learn,
earthworm!Copy !req
247. Hey, I was thinking we
should enter the talent show.Copy !req
248. I could do my magic act and
you could be my assistant.Copy !req
249. Assistant? No way.Copy !req
250. Doing magic tricks
is bad enough.Copy !req
251. Assisting the guy
doing the tricks?Copy !req
252. I'd never make it
to eighth grade.Copy !req
253. What?Copy !req
254. Hey, a cookie.Copy !req
255. Manny,
what have you done?Copy !req
256. I'm only three.Copy !req
257. What's going on?
What did you do to him?Copy !req
258. Nothing!
He ruined my video game.Copy !req
259. Oh! He didn't do anything
on purpose. Did you, honey?Copy !req
260. No, I didn't. No, he
didn't. He's only three.Copy !req
261. I'm only three!Copy !req
262. Okay, let's go, sweetie.
You want another cookie?Copy !req
263. It's so unfair.Copy !req
264. I have Rodrick making my
life a misery on one side,Copy !req
265. and Manny attacking me
from the other.Copy !req
266. And I'm the only one who seems
to get blamed for anything.Copy !req
267. I wonder what it'd be like to have
a family that actually loves me.Copy !req
268. Little boy!Copy !req
269. We're a very rich couple with no
children and so much love to share.Copy !req
270. Won't you come be
part of our family?Copy !req
271. Finally! Someone I can
leave my billions to.Copy !req
272. lndia? Why would
you go there?Copy !req
273. lndia is fascinating. It's
the jewel of Southeast Asia.Copy !req
274. My father has business
to take care of,Copy !req
275. so he's taking
the whole family.Copy !req
276. Can you bring me
back a cobra?Copy !req
277. I want to
teach it to dance!Copy !req
278. Wake up! What are
you guys doing over there?Copy !req
279. Get the ball! Get the ball, kick it!Copy !req
280. Kick it!Copy !req
281. Kick it!Copy !req
282. Patty Farrell,
you are the man!Copy !req
283. Nice running, Heffley. Just
have to work on the direction.Copy !req
284. Wow. Holly Hills is better than
Bryce. And he's an all-star!Copy !req
285. Well, I'm sure
your soccer skillsCopy !req
286. made a great
impression on her.Copy !req
287. Go strike while
the iron is hot.Copy !req
288. You'll see.Copy !req
289. When you come back
from lndia,Copy !req
290. she'll be
hanging out with me.Copy !req
291. I would love for
that to be true, Gregory.Copy !req
292. It would provide hope for
smaller boys everywhere,Copy !req
293. but girls like that just don't
hang out with guys like us.Copy !req
294. So, listen, you don't have to worry
about being in my magic show anymore,Copy !req
295. 'cause I got Scotty from my
karate class to be my assistant.Copy !req
296. Scotty?
isn't he like eight?Copy !req
297. He'll be eight.Copy !req
298. Get in.
Why?Copy !req
299. What are you
doing here?Copy !req
300. Mom said she'll
pay Mom BucksCopy !req
301. if I drive you
home from school.Copy !req
302. We'd rather walk.Copy !req
303. Get in! Now!Copy !req
304. What happened to the seats?Copy !req
305. I needed the room
for my new equipment.Copy !req
306. How'd you have
the money for that?Copy !req
307. You know, Mom Bucks.Copy !req
308. There's no way. He only earned like five.Copy !req
309. We got to figure out what song
we're playing at the talent contest.Copy !req
310. Easy. Devil's Diper.Copy !req
311. A ballad? Really, dude? We got
to lift them out of their seats!Copy !req
312. I got it.Copy !req
313. Exploded Diper!
Exploded Diper!Copy !req
314. Slow down, guys!
Slow down!Copy !req
315. Whoa!Copy !req
316. This Mom Bucks thing
isn't working out.Copy !req
317. Now Rodrick can get paid
for beating me up.Copy !req
318. Oh...Copy !req
319. Mom, why are you
writing about me again?Copy !req
320. It's embarrassing.Copy !req
321. What? You know how
important honesty is to me.Copy !req
322. And, Rowley, good news.Copy !req
323. I called your mom and
she gave her permissionCopy !req
324. for you to come with us to
Rockin' Rapids next weekend.Copy !req
325. Two days on the biggest
water slides in the world!Copy !req
326. It's gonna be great!Copy !req
327. Thank you,
Mrs. Heffley,Copy !req
328. but I think I'd like to stay
home and practice my magic act.Copy !req
329. I just want to
perfect my art.Copy !req
330. Come on,
let's go upstairs.Copy !req
331. Mom, can I use your computer for homework?Copy !req
332. For homework, right?Copy !req
333. Yeah. Definitely.
Homework only.Copy !req
334. I'm sorry, Bubby.Copy !req
335. What's this?Copy !req
336. It's a gift from Manny.Copy !req
337. He made it for you because
he wanted to say he was sorryCopy !req
338. for breaking your video
game. Isn't that cute?Copy !req
339. It looks dangerous. What
if I sat on that thing?Copy !req
340. Greg!
What are you doing?Copy !req
341. Tell Manny
you love his gift.Copy !req
342. You're so lucky you
don't have any brothers.Copy !req
343. You're kind of
like my brother.Copy !req
344. And shouldn't we
be looking up thingsCopy !req
345. for your "hundred years ago" assignment?Copy !req
346. She looks like she was born 100 years ago.Copy !req
347. Ahhh!Copy !req
348. Oh, I hope she's okay.
She sounded pretty hurt.Copy !req
349. Are you kidding me?
She's famous,Copy !req
350. and I heard
she's a millionaire.Copy !req
351. I would love to be her!Copy !req
352. You do know
she was faking it?Copy !req
353. Really?Copy !req
354. Of course.Copy !req
355. Anyone can be
an lnternet sensation.Copy !req
356. We could.
I'm listening.Copy !req
357. You just have to work
with what you got.Copy !req
358. Wake up in the morningCopy !req
359. feeling like P. DiddyCopy !req
360. Grab my glasses on, I'm out
the door I'm gonna hit this cityCopy !req
361. Before I leave, brush my
teeth with a bottle of JackCopy !req
362. 'Cause when I leave for the
night, I ain't coming backCopy !req
363. I'm talking,
playing our favorite CD'sCopy !req
364. Pulling up to the partiesCopy !req
365. Trying to get
a little bit tipsyCopy !req
366. Okay, three,
two, one, fall.Copy !req
367. Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Whoa! Whoa!Copy !req
368. It looks fake.
It has to look real.Copy !req
369. But how do I fake it if I'm
actually falling backwards?Copy !req
370. Maybe you need a gimmick,
so people notice you.Copy !req
371. Oh.Copy !req
372. Wear this on your head.Copy !req
373. Now, do it again.Copy !req
374. Why can't you be the one that
falls backwards in the chair?Copy !req
375. Because I'm not the one wearing
the underwear on my head.Copy !req
376. Tick tock, on the clock
But the party don't stop, noCopy !req
377. Remember when
I broke my arm?Copy !req
378. That didn't feel
good at...Copy !req
379. I can't believe you sat on the
tinfoil ball! We're going to be rich!Copy !req
380. Okay, Rowley.Copy !req
381. Hold still. Oy!Copy !req
382. My computer was supposed
to be for homework only.Copy !req
383. You lied to me. You know
how I feel about that.Copy !req
384. Mom, from now on,
I'll be 100% honest.Copy !req
385. Well, that Iasted
about a week.Copy !req
386. Mom somehow didn't appreciate the
completely honest version of me.Copy !req
387. Happy birthday,
Grandpa!Copy !req
388. Next year, I want
a chocolate cake.Copy !req
389. That is, if you're alive next year.Copy !req
390. Greg!Copy !req
391. Honesty, Mom!Copy !req
392. Mom, it's Mrs. Gillman
from the PTA.Copy !req
393. Tell her I'm not here!Copy !req
394. But that would be lyingCopy !req
395. and I don't do
that anymore.Copy !req
396. I'm sorry, Mrs. Gillman, but my
mom isn't in the house right now.Copy !req
397. On weekends, I try to stay as
far away from my brothers as possible.Copy !req
398. But on Sunday morning,
I have no choice.Copy !req
399. Poopy!Copy !req
400. Huh?Copy !req
401. Greg! It looks like
he has a candy bar on there.Copy !req
402. Manny!Copy !req
403. Frank, you're
gonna have to do something.Copy !req
404. Yeah,
I'll get a rag.Copy !req
405. Dad, stop it!Copy !req
406. Hold still!Copy !req
407. All right,
let me see.Copy !req
408. You're fine.
Can't even tell.Copy !req
409. I'm not going in with a
poop stain on my pants.Copy !req
410. Okay, well,
you can't skip church.Copy !req
411. No, I'm not
going in like this.Copy !req
412. Fine.Copy !req
413. He made them every oneCopy !req
414. Go.Copy !req
415. All things
bright and beautifulCopy !req
416. All creatures
great and smallCopy !req
417. All things
wise and wonderfulCopy !req
418. What are you doing? Go!Copy !req
419. The Lord God made them allCopy !req
420. Please be seated.Copy !req
421. Let me just say
how gratifying it isCopy !req
422. to see so many smiling faces here today.Copy !req
423. Mothers and fathers...Copy !req
424. Okay, we're up.Copy !req
425. Come on! We're up!Copy !req
426. But everyone will
see the sweater.Copy !req
427. People are looking,
okay?Copy !req
428. So come on. Let's go.Copy !req
429. Come on.Copy !req
430. Poop!Copy !req
431. He's pooped his pants!Copy !req
432. No, it isn't
what it looks like!Copy !req
433. It isn't.
It's chocolate!Copy !req
434. Chocolate. See?Copy !req
435. What did I say about
being civil to one another?Copy !req
436. That's all
I asked of you!Copy !req
437. Well, you have
blown it big time!Copy !req
438. Never been
more embarrassed!Copy !req
439. Everyone we know
was there!Copy !req
440. I have no idea how I'm
gonna write my column this week.Copy !req
441. I feel like
a complete fraud!Copy !req
442. Well, you brought
this on yourselves.Copy !req
443. You can kiss Rockin' Rapids good-bye!Copy !req
444. You two will stay here all weekend
and work out your differences.Copy !req
445. And if you don't,
I will.Copy !req
446. And trust me, you don't
want any part of that.Copy !req
447. Do you understand?Copy !req
448. Yes. Yes.
Yes.Copy !req
449. All right, let's go.Copy !req
450. And don't have anybody over this weekend.Copy !req
451. Got it?Copy !req
452. Snacks in the bowls, ice in
the freezer, cups on the table.Copy !req
453. Your party
better be good.Copy !req
454. Our party, little bro.Copy !req
455. Wait! Whoa, whoa! We need
chairs from the basement.Copy !req
456. For what?Copy !req
457. In case we wanna
play musical chairs.Copy !req
458. I haven't played musical
chairs since the second grade.Copy !req
459. Well, it comes back
when you hit high school.Copy !req
460. Wait! You get the chairs.Copy !req
461. I don't want anyone to be
disappointed. All right?Copy !req
462. Okay.
All right.Copy !req
463. Rodrick, help!
The door's closed!Copy !req
464. Yeah, and it's
staying closed.Copy !req
465. I don't need a middle-schooler
ruining my party.Copy !req
466. What? I thought
it was our party!Copy !req
467. It's my party. Now keep quiet
or I'll lock you in the dryer!Copy !req
468. Rodrick!Copy !req
469. Greg!Copy !req
470. And that's magic!Copy !req
471. Jefferson residence.
Rowley speaking.Copy !req
472. Rowley, I need
your help! Now!Copy !req
473. Holy pepperoni!Copy !req
474. Get inside. Open the door and let me out!Copy !req
475. Yes! You did it!Copy !req
476. It's a really nice try, Greggy.Copy !req
477. But whatever you thought,
I already thinked it.Copy !req
478. When our band is huge, we'll
have parties every night!Copy !req
479. But they'll be
backstage parties!Copy !req
480. Sweet! We'll get to go backstage.Copy !req
481. You, don't touch
that phone!Copy !req
482. Music off! Everybody freeze!Copy !req
483. Freeze.Copy !req
484. if anyone makes a sound,
the party is overCopy !req
485. and I am a dead man.
So... Shh!Copy !req
486. Quiet, man!Copy !req
487. Get back!Copy !req
488. Shh!Copy !req
489. Hello?
Rodrick, it's Mom.Copy !req
490. ls everything okay? It took
a long time for you to answer.Copy !req
491. Yeah, everything's fine.
I was just washing dishes.Copy !req
492. Okay, honey. Well, I just wanted
to check in and say I love you,Copy !req
493. and I'm sorry I was
so harsh earlier.Copy !req
494. No problem. Bye.Copy !req
495. Now let me say
good night to Greg.Copy !req
496. Greg?Copy !req
497. Oh, uh...Copy !req
498. He can't. He's asleep.
I don't want to wake him.Copy !req
499. No, I'm not. I'm right here. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
500. Hey, Rodrick.Copy !req
501. Hi, sweetie,
is everything okay?Copy !req
502. Why were you sleeping so early?Copy !req
503. Well, actually, I wasn't
sleeping. I'm down in the basement.Copy !req
504. The basement? What
the heck are you doing down there?Copy !req
505. Wouldn't you rather be
up here hanging with me?Copy !req
506. Yeah, I would, Rodrick. Why
don't you come down and get me?Copy !req
507. Now.Copy !req
508. I think
they're trying to get along.Copy !req
509. Huh? That's good.
Good, honey.Copy !req
510. Okay. Everything is cool here, right, Greg?Copy !req
511. Yeah, Mom. And I have
your number if I need you.Copy !req
512. Okay, sweeties. Well, we'll
see you tomorrow. Good night.Copy !req
513. Listen up.Copy !req
514. if you do anything that
embarrasses me, anything at all,Copy !req
515. I will...Copy !req
516. You'll what?Copy !req
517. Just stay out
of my way,Copy !req
518. nerds.Copy !req
519. I think we should
go upstairs.Copy !req
520. Are you kidding me?Copy !req
521. We might not get to go to another
high school party for five more years.Copy !req
522. We have an
opportunity here,Copy !req
523. to see things no other kid in
our grade has ever seen before.Copy !req
524. Like what?Copy !req
525. Teenage things.Copy !req
526. Just follow my lead,
and we'll be fine.Copy !req
527. Hey, watch the elbows,
popcorn dude. Not cool.Copy !req
528. That was a close one.Copy !req
529. I didn't know you
could get up there.Copy !req
530. You should hear my band.Copy !req
531. We play so loud, we actually
make people's eardrums bleed.Copy !req
532. Ew.
I mean, not really.Copy !req
533. I think your
brother likes her!Copy !req
534. I have to go
find my friend.Copy !req
535. Yeah, yeah, I know.Copy !req
536. Reminder! You can't call if you're dead.Copy !req
537. Dude, this party is dying.
Look, the girls aren't into it.Copy !req
538. Look, they want
to dance.Copy !req
539. You don't ask them to
dance, they're gonna leave,Copy !req
540. then you're just
gonna be that guyCopy !req
541. who threw the lame
party with no girls.Copy !req
542. Go ask the girls
to dance!Copy !req
543. You ask them.Copy !req
544. No, man. You go
ask the girls to dance.Copy !req
545. You almost did it.Copy !req
546. I'm not going to do it!
I've seen you dance!Copy !req
547. I'm not doing it...Copy !req
548. Did somebody say "dance"?
Break it down!Copy !req
549. Rowley, no! Don't!Copy !req
550. That kid's dead. No, wait,
man. What are you, new?Copy !req
551. You can't mess with a chubby
kid, the girls'll freak out!Copy !req
552. I won't call Mom.
You can kill me.Copy !req
553. Conga!Copy !req
554. What is he doing?Copy !req
555. Who cares? I'm going to go squeeze inCopy !req
556. next to Rachel Lewis
and Amy Ramirez!Copy !req
557. Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake your body lineCopy !req
558. Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake it all the timeCopy !req
559. My girl's name is SenoraCopy !req
560. I tell you, friends,
I adore herCopy !req
561. And when she dances,
oh, brother!Copy !req
562. She's a hurricane
in all kinds of weatherCopy !req
563. Jump in the line,
Rock your bodyCopy !req
564. This is great!Copy !req
565. I know! I wish my mom was here.Copy !req
566. Your parents are so cool
to let you have this party.Copy !req
567. Yeah, really cool.
And they can never know.Copy !req
568. You can talk
about Cha ChaCopy !req
569. Tango, Waltz,
or the RumbaCopy !req
570. Senora's dance has no titleCopy !req
571. You jump in the saddle
Hold on to the bridle!Copy !req
572. Jump in the line,
Rock your body in timeCopy !req
573. Whoa!Copy !req
574. Shake, shake, shake, Senora,
Shake it all the timeCopy !req
575. Hi. You've reached the Heffley
residence. Please leave a message.Copy !req
576. Hey, guys. Manny's
sick. We're on our way home.Copy !req
577. See you in an hour.Copy !req
578. Holy...
Moly!Copy !req
579. You are in
so much trouble.Copy !req
580. Me? You lied to Mom,
just as much as I did.Copy !req
581. You know how she feels about
lying! She's gonna kill both of us!Copy !req
582. You do the living room,
I'll start the kitchen. Go!Copy !req
583. Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
584. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
585. Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
586. I'd rather
you didn't than didCopy !req
587. I'd rather
you didn't get ridCopy !req
588. Of me at that age
Such a young awkward stageCopy !req
589. That is not
what you do to a kidCopy !req
590. Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
591. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
592. Nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
593. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nahCopy !req
594. If this is the case
Let us cut to the chaseCopy !req
595. I'm so sorry
I never let goCopy !req
596. I went to the doctor
the kind that you talk toCopy !req
597. And he said
the process is slowCopy !req
598. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
599. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nahCopy !req
600. Down, down, down!
All right, let's go.Copy !req
601. I'd rather
you hadn't than hadCopy !req
602. If you hadn't
I wouldn't be madCopy !req
603. At what I'd been handed
Despite it I've landedCopy !req
604. On both feet so
don't worry, DadCopy !req
605. It looks good.Copy !req
606. Too good.Copy !req
607. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
608. Let's get the kitchen.Copy !req
609. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nahCopy !req
610. Maybe we can
paint over it.Copy !req
611. I don't know
how to make paint!Copy !req
612. I got it!Copy !req
613. See? It's a good thing
I locked you down here.Copy !req
614. Now let's go!Copy !req
615. We're not gonna make it!Copy !req
616. We're gonna make it.Copy !req
617. Trash mine
if you'd like toCopy !req
618. I'm sure
you'd be psyched toCopy !req
619. Remember our name
is the sameCopy !req
620. See? Told you
it would work.Copy !req
621. Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nah, nah, nahCopy !req
622. Nah, nah, nah, nah,
nah, nah, nahCopy !req
623. Rodrick!Copy !req
624. The bathroom door! The door
doesn't have a lock on it.Copy !req
625. The other door had a lock on
it and this doesn't. We're dead.Copy !req
626. And if they find out...Copy !req
627. - Greg?
- Hey, guys!Copy !req
628. Hi.
Hey, Mom, Dad.Copy !req
629. Hey, how's Manny? Is he
feeling better? Poor little guy.Copy !req
630. Yeah. He's doing okay.Copy !req
631. Wow. The house looks pretty good.Copy !req
632. I was expecting
a real mess.Copy !req
633. Oh...Copy !req
634. Who ate pretzels
on the rug?Copy !req
635. So...Copy !req
636. Who came over
this weekend?Copy !req
637. What? Nobody.Copy !req
638. You said nobody, Dad.
No means no, right?Copy !req
639. Yeah, yeah. Good boy.Copy !req
640. So,Copy !req
641. you guys just hung out?Copy !req
642. Had a good time
together, huh?Copy !req
643. Yeah, actually.Copy !req
644. You know, I never thought I'd admit this,Copy !req
645. but we had a pretty
good time together.Copy !req
646. Really?Copy !req
647. Yeah. Surprised me, too.Copy !req
648. So you just worked it
all out by yourselves?Copy !req
649. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. Mom,
don't make a big deal about it.Copy !req
650. Please, just...
Okay. Okay.Copy !req
651. But nothing...
Nothing makes me happierCopy !req
652. than to see you two
being friends.Copy !req
653. Right, Frank?Copy !req
654. Hmm? Yeah.Copy !req
655. Yeah.Copy !req
656. Okay, let's go upstairs.Copy !req
657. Time for a nappy.Copy !req
658. Hey! What the...Copy !req
659. You guys got something
you want to tell me?Copy !req
660. No.Copy !req
661. What was General Grant
doing on the thermostat?Copy !req
662. I have no idea.Copy !req
663. No idea.Copy !req
664. No idea, huh?Copy !req
665. Don't... These... These
are off limits! No touch!Copy !req
666. They are not toys.
They're figurines!Copy !req
667. I can't...Copy !req
668. We have to keep
them away from the bathroom.Copy !req
669. For the next 10 years?Copy !req
670. Listen to me.Copy !req
671. No matter what they ask you,
no matter how hard they push,Copy !req
672. deny, deny, deny.Copy !req
673. Even if they figure it out,
never ever admit to anything.Copy !req
674. Deny, deny, deny.
Got it?Copy !req
675. Got it.
Deny, deny, deny.Copy !req
676. It sounds to me like,
"Lie, lie, lie."Copy !req
677. I kind of wish
you hadn't told me.Copy !req
678. Don't you understand? Rodrick
isn't beating me up anymore.Copy !req
679. But how are they not going to
notice that the lock's gone?Copy !req
680. Please.
They're like 40.Copy !req
681. They can barely
remember our names.Copy !req
682. Hi, Greg! I've returned from
halfway around the world.Copy !req
683. And I see that you're even
further than that from Holly Hills.Copy !req
684. I guess your unappealing older
brother was right about you.Copy !req
685. You have no game.Copy !req
686. You know what?Copy !req
687. I liked Chirag a whole lot
better when he was in India.Copy !req
688. Man, I sure
do miss Chirag.Copy !req
689. I wonder when
he's coming back.Copy !req
690. It's almost like I can
feel his presence.Copy !req
691. What are you talking about? Here I am!Copy !req
692. Did you just
hear something?Copy !req
693. No. Nothing.Copy !req
694. Well, better get to class. Chirag
would've wanted it that way.Copy !req
695. Good one, Greg.Copy !req
696. You may be able to dominate
me physically, Greg Heffley,Copy !req
697. but mentally,
I am the more muscular!Copy !req
698. It is officially on.Copy !req
699. Hey, Rowley.Copy !req
700. Hey.Copy !req
701. Does he know
about the D-O-R-E?Copy !req
702. Huh?Copy !req
703. The door!Copy !req
704. Yeah. Don't worry. I already
told him, deny, deny, deny.Copy !req
705. Hi, Rowley!
What's new, huh?Copy !req
706. Okay.Copy !req
707. Hey, wasn't there
a lock on this door?Copy !req
708. I must be
losing my marbles.Copy !req
709. Oh. I can't take this
pressure. I'm leaving.Copy !req
710. Okay, everybody,
dinnertime!Copy !req
711. Actually, Mom,
I have to skip dinner.Copy !req
712. Why?Copy !req
713. I've got the most important
meeting of my life tonight.Copy !req
714. Did you say you have a meeting? Yeah.Copy !req
715. Like, for like a job?
Yeah. Kind of.Copy !req
716. I'm meeting with the best
guitarist in Plainview.Copy !req
717. Now he's in between bands, and if
I can get him into Löded Diper,Copy !req
718. then winning the talent show is a lock.Copy !req
719. I mean, you'd like him, Dad. He's
a real professional, like you.Copy !req
720. Mmm-hmm.
Be supportive.Copy !req
721. That's him.
I'll get that!Copy !req
722. Oh, man,
I barely made it here.Copy !req
723. Your address has
so many numbers!Copy !req
724. All right, Bill, we should... Whoa!Copy !req
725. Do I smell pot roast?Copy !req
726. Oh! Mmm.Copy !req
727. Bill got voted "Most
Likely to Be a Rock Star"Copy !req
728. when he was
in high school.Copy !req
729. You suck!Copy !req
730. That hasn't
really worked out.Copy !req
731. We should be going...Copy !req
732. Sit.Copy !req
733. So, Bill,Copy !req
734. Rodrick tells me that you're
a professional musician.Copy !req
735. So that means that you earn
enough to make a living?Copy !req
736. Oh, yeah! Yeah.Copy !req
737. Well, enough if you live in
your parents' basement.Copy !req
738. My parents are
really supportive.Copy !req
739. Respect your parents,
boys!Copy !req
740. Hey! That's what
Joshie says!Copy !req
741. Shh!Copy !req
742. So...Copy !req
743. It doesn't sound like
a cakewalk, right? No.Copy !req
744. Why don't you
tell Rodrick?Copy !req
745. Give him a picture of just how
challenging it can really be.Copy !req
746. No, it's really hard.Copy !req
747. First of all, there's no
home-cooked meals like this.Copy !req
748. What? Really?Copy !req
749. Yeah, yeah! No, on the road, it's allCopy !req
750. burgers and fries
and pizza.Copy !req
751. Then you got to deal with the
fans, especially the girls.Copy !req
752. No, it's definitely
not for everyone.Copy !req
753. But...Copy !req
754. if you like rocking deep into the
night and partying hard all dayCopy !req
755. then it might be the life for
you. It's definitely for me.Copy !req
756. It does sound fun.Copy !req
757. But what if you don't
play a musical instrument?Copy !req
758. Löded Diper
always needs roadies.Copy !req
759. So you're
joining the band?Copy !req
760. Yeah, brother!Copy !req
761. I'm in. Let's rock!
Yeah!Copy !req
762. I think I might have
brought too much stuff.Copy !req
763. Let's see how many views our video's got.Copy !req
764. It's got to be thousands.Copy !req
765. Maybe millions!Copy !req
766. Four? We only got
four lousy hits?Copy !req
767. Greg, I can't lie to your parents
about the party. I never lie.Copy !req
768. Joshie says
a lie hurts everyone.Copy !req
769. Guess who wanted to join
the big boy sleepover!Copy !req
770. Bubby, Rowley!Copy !req
771. Mom, no,
he'll ruin it!Copy !req
772. He just wanted to come in and
say hi to Rowley. All right?Copy !req
773. And Rowley's mother brought
over some healthy snacksCopy !req
774. and DVDs that she thought were appropriate.Copy !req
775. Enjoy your
granola bars, boys.Copy !req
776. Andy's Magic Cushion.
Let's start with that.Copy !req
777. Or should
we watch The Foot?Copy !req
778. What if she comes back in
and asks about the party?Copy !req
779. You need to relax.Copy !req
780. How about
a healthy snack?Copy !req
781. We shouldn't be here.Copy !req
782. We can't just let ourselves
into a stranger's home.Copy !req
783. The place is empty.
Nobody's going to mind.Copy !req
784. Oh.Copy !req
785. Look at his face.Copy !req
786. What happened
to his foot?Copy !req
787. It sounded like
someone was hopping.Copy !req
788. I'm telling you,
it's nothing.Copy !req
789. It's just
your imagination.Copy !req
790. Did you just kick me?Copy !req
791. You know, you really need
to cut your toenails.Copy !req
792. What was that?Copy !req
793. Turn it off!
Turn it off!Copy !req
794. Okay. Only
'cause you're scared.Copy !req
795. Let's just go to sleep.Copy !req
796. I wish we had
watched Andy's Magic Cushion.Copy !req
797. I love this movie, Frank.
Don't you just love this movie?Copy !req
798. He picked the housekeeper
over the supermodel?Copy !req
799. I know.Copy !req
800. It's got me!
The foot has got me!Copy !req
801. Greg, is there something you want
to say to Rowley and his father?Copy !req
802. I'm sorry for choosing an
inappropriate movie for the sleepover.Copy !req
803. At least nobody
got hurt this time.Copy !req
804. I'm a little birdy.
I'm a little birdy!Copy !req
805. My knee bone.Copy !req
806. What?Copy !req
807. Mommy, look.Copy !req
808. Mommy is looking. Mommy's
looked a thousand times!Copy !req
809. Mommy just needs to go to the
potty for one minute, okay?Copy !req
810. No! No!Copy !req
811. What the heck?
Where's the lock?Copy !req
812. Wait.Copy !req
813. Rodrick, could
you come here, please?Copy !req
814. What happened
to the lock?Copy !req
815. I don't know what
you're talking about.Copy !req
816. There was a lock
on this door.Copy !req
817. Um...Copy !req
818. I don't think so.Copy !req
819. Rodrick, I've lived in
this house for 10 years.Copy !req
820. I've locked that door
10,000 timesCopy !req
821. because sometimes it's my only
moment of privacy of the day.Copy !req
822. I know there was
a lock on that door.Copy !req
823. There wasn't.
Trust me.Copy !req
824. Greg has walked in
on me a million times.Copy !req
825. And if there was a lock,
I would use it.Copy !req
826. In fact, maybe
you should put one on.Copy !req
827. So that's your story.Copy !req
828. There was never a lock and you
have no idea what I'm talking about.Copy !req
829. Yes.Copy !req
830. Fine. I'll just go ask
your brother the same thing.Copy !req
831. Greg? Two words.Copy !req
832. Bathroom door.Copy !req
833. It was Rodrick! He made
me! It was his idea.Copy !req
834. He had the party! Someone wrote on
the door, so we had to change it!Copy !req
835. I knew it. I knew it.Copy !req
836. No, Mom, wait! I was
exaggerating a little bit.Copy !req
837. It wasn't a party.
It was a band rehearsalCopy !req
838. for the talent show.
That's all it was.Copy !req
839. We said nobody could come
over. He knew the rules.Copy !req
840. Yeah, but, Mom,
if you punish him,Copy !req
841. Rodrick's gonna know
I told on him.Copy !req
842. We really had a good time this
weekend. But if you do this,Copy !req
843. Rodrick and I will never,
ever be friends again.Copy !req
844. The idea that one day my kids won't
get to know their Uncle Rodrick?Copy !req
845. Or have any
family holidays?Copy !req
846. You two really have been getting
along better this week, haven't you?Copy !req
847. Yeah. We really have.Copy !req
848. Okay, if...Copy !req
849. if I let this slide,Copy !req
850. and be our little secret
for the sake of the family,Copy !req
851. and for your relationship
with your brother,Copy !req
852. do you swear to be on your
best behavior and get along?Copy !req
853. I swear. I swear.Copy !req
854. Okay.Copy !req
855. You didn't buckle.Copy !req
856. Deny, deny,
deny, right?Copy !req
857. You know...Copy !req
858. You may not be half as lame
as I thought you were.Copy !req
859. I couldn't believe it!Copy !req
860. Rodrick was actually
trying to be nice to me.Copy !req
861. Wow! You're a Mom Bucks millionaire!Copy !req
862. Where'd you get these?
Thrift shops.Copy !req
863. There's enough in here
to last me until I'm 30.Copy !req
864. It's about time, little bro, that
you learn the secrets to an easy life.Copy !req
865. Rule number one,Copy !req
866. don't be good at something
you don't want to do.Copy !req
867. Guys!
Use clean rags, not...Copy !req
868. Just give me that!
I'll do it myself.Copy !req
869. Rule number two, always lower
Mom and Dad's expectations.Copy !req
870. Hey, I took
a math test todayCopy !req
871. and I'm pretty sure
I flunked it.Copy !req
872. Oh, Greg!Copy !req
873. But I got it back,
and look!Copy !req
874. I got a C minus.Copy !req
875. Well, at least
you didn't fail.Copy !req
876. Rule number three,
never do somethingCopy !req
877. when someone else
can do it for you.Copy !req
878. "100 Years Ago." I
remember that assignment.Copy !req
879. Why write a new oneCopy !req
880. when there's
a perfectly good paperCopy !req
881. already written
by your brother?Copy !req
882. isn't that cheating?Copy !req
883. isn't Mr. Draybick
cheatingCopy !req
884. by handing out the same
assignment every year?Copy !req
885. New binder.
Teachers dig binders.Copy !req
886. The thing was,Copy !req
887. Rodrick had managed
to get my dad to doCopy !req
888. all his homework
for the past five years.Copy !req
889. Which one's
the space bar again?Copy !req
890. Just let me do it,
okay? Okay.Copy !req
891. I would never actually hand
in a paper Rodrick wrote.Copy !req
892. But my dad?
That's a different story.Copy !req
893. So that's just three of the
things Rodrick has taught me.Copy !req
894. He has a lot
of cool tips.Copy !req
895. I'm not sure Rodrick's tips
are really that cool.Copy !req
896. Okay, so the invisible
Chirag joke is still going,Copy !req
897. and the whole school
is in on it.Copy !req
898. But it looks like Chirag's
discovered our weakness.Copy !req
899. Hello, Greg, Rowley.Copy !req
900. Still pretending I'm invisible, I presume.Copy !req
901. I don't know if I can do this.Copy !req
902. Stay strong.Copy !req
903. What is this?
A corn dog.Copy !req
904. Rowley's all-time
favorite lunch delicacy.Copy !req
905. if you say you can see me,
Rowley, it is all yours.Copy !req
906. Mmm. Smell that
buttermilk batter.Copy !req
907. You got him,
Chirag.Copy !req
908. Resist it.Copy !req
909. Don't do it, Rowley.Copy !req
910. Hey, everyone, look!
There's a floating corn dog.Copy !req
911. I don't want to get ahead
of myself or anything,Copy !req
912. but I think I may have Class Clown
in the bag for dreaming this one up.Copy !req
913. In conclusion, without last
century's technological advances,Copy !req
914. there would be no computers, cell
phones, or modern medical miracles.Copy !req
915. And so for that, we salute
and thank our ancestorsCopy !req
916. from 100 years ago.Copy !req
917. Thank you, Holly.
That was excellent work.Copy !req
918. I think we have time
for one more.Copy !req
919. I have to say that
when I read this paperCopy !req
920. I was a bit surprised
by its content.Copy !req
921. But more than any other, this
one deserves to be read out loud.Copy !req
922. Greg?Copy !req
923. Yay, Greg!Copy !req
924. Just read it, Greg.
All of it.Copy !req
925. Okay.Copy !req
926. "Sometimes I sit and wonder
about stuff I do not knowCopy !req
927. "Like what the Earth
was like 100 years agoCopy !req
928. "Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?
Did flowers even grow?Copy !req
929. "Did spiders rule the Earth?
Were deserts filled with snow?Copy !req
930. "There were no books or
humans, so How were we to knowCopy !req
931. "What life was
like 100 years ago?"Copy !req
932. Loser.Copy !req
933. Now, Greg, when we talk about
how important it is to recycle,Copy !req
934. we don't mean turning in
your brother's old papers.Copy !req
935. I thought Dad helped
you with this paper.Copy !req
936. Well, actually,Copy !req
937. Dad started writing my
papers because of that paper.Copy !req
938. I looked like an idiot!Copy !req
939. And the girl from the roller
rink? She laughed at me.Copy !req
940. Ouch!Copy !req
941. Just do something that
changes her opinion of you.Copy !req
942. Like, set a firecracker
off in the classroom. Boom!Copy !req
943. Chicks dig bad boys.Copy !req
944. Well, actually I was thinking
about writing her a note.Copy !req
945. You mean like one
with words on it?Copy !req
946. I've got it
all figured out.Copy !req
947. I'm gonna pass her a note with a
question on it, but it'll be anonymous.Copy !req
948. She'll be like, "I have
to know who wrote this."Copy !req
949. Then later,
I'll walk up to herCopy !req
950. and ask her
the exact same question.Copy !req
951. It'll blow her mind.Copy !req
952. A note?Copy !req
953. Do you want me
to spell check it?Copy !req
954. Just pass it to Holly.Copy !req
955. To Holly.Copy !req
956. Thank you.Copy !req
957. It's from Greg.Copy !req
958. What's going on?Copy !req
959. Greg Heffley is
passing me notes!Copy !req
960. No, I wasn't.Copy !req
961. "How do you get your hair
to smell so beautiful?"Copy !req
962. Okay. The note was a minor setback,Copy !req
963. but at least things are
still going well with Rodrick.Copy !req
964. It's amazing but
I'm actually enjoyingCopy !req
965. watching Löded Diper rehearse
for the talent show.Copy !req
966. Bill's taken the band
to a whole new level.Copy !req
967. Somebody farted.Copy !req
968. I got one. I got one. I got
a good one. I got a good one.Copy !req
969. Somebody farted.Copy !req
970. My dad should be happy that
I'm hanging out with Rodrick.Copy !req
971. But I don't think
he really likes Bill.Copy !req
972. I think what he's worried about
is I'll turn out like Rodrick,Copy !req
973. Manny'll turn out like me, and,
eventually, we'll all turn out like Bill.Copy !req
974. Rock and roll!Copy !req
975. Rock on.
Yeah.Copy !req
976. Dear Greg, meet me
in the art room before lunch.Copy !req
977. There's something I want to
ask you. Kiss, kiss. Holly.Copy !req
978. Hi, Holly! I was glad to get your note.Copy !req
979. I've been wanting
a chance to talk to you.Copy !req
980. And, hey, you like to paint.
I'm kind of an artist myself.Copy !req
981. Holly?Copy !req
982. Ha!Copy !req
983. Chirag?Copy !req
984. You see me now, don't you? Game,
set and match to Chirag Gupta!Copy !req
985. Hi, Holly.
Hi, Fregley.Copy !req
986. She thinks
I'm Fregley?Copy !req
987. That's got to hurt.Copy !req
988. Want to see
my secret freckle?Copy !req
989. Ew!Copy !req
990. So the note to the girl
didn't work out?Copy !req
991. All right. Let's go. Little
bro, I am taking you out.Copy !req
992. And here are
my other men.Copy !req
993. Greg, Rodrick, I'd like
you to meet my editors,Copy !req
994. Mr. Salz and Mrs. Kohan.Copy !req
995. Hey. Hello. Nice to meet you. Hello.Copy !req
996. Where you boys off to?Copy !req
997. Just taking
the little brother outCopy !req
998. for the evening.
He could use a good time.Copy !req
999. Okay, well, be safe.
And be home by 9:00.Copy !req
1000. Yeah. See you!Copy !req
1001. Bye.
Bye. Have fun!Copy !req
1002. Good night.Copy !req
1003. Now that is impressive.Copy !req
1004. My older boy wants nothing to
do with his younger brothers.Copy !req
1005. You certainly
practice what you preach.Copy !req
1006. I think every mother in town
should read your column.Copy !req
1007. Thanks.Copy !req
1008. Mom would kill us
if she saw us eating this.Copy !req
1009. Brain freeze!
Brain freeze!Copy !req
1010. All I can say is, get ready
to have your mind blown.Copy !req
1011. We are going to
have an epic night.Copy !req
1012. Are you okay?Copy !req
1013. Fake vomit. You
can't beat the classics.Copy !req
1014. Yeah.Copy !req
1015. Here we go. Here we go. Here he comes.Copy !req
1016. Okay. Very funny!
Very funny.Copy !req
1017. This is sweet!Copy !req
1018. I told you.Copy !req
1019. So, you know that girl
who I sent the note to?Copy !req
1020. Yeah?Copy !req
1021. She thinks I'm Fregley.Copy !req
1022. Oh, man!Copy !req
1023. I mean, hey,
don't take it hard.Copy !req
1024. Girls act like they're not
into you when they really are.Copy !req
1025. I mean, tons of girls act like
they're not into me, but they are.Copy !req
1026. I know they are. I bet
she really likes you.Copy !req
1027. Check it out. Check it out.Copy !req
1028. Whoa!Copy !req
1029. Who's out there?Copy !req
1030. No way.Copy !req
1031. Coach Malone?Copy !req
1032. Real funny, yeah?
Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1033. Well, you just messed
with the wrong athlete!Copy !req
1034. Move. Move!Copy !req
1035. Show yourself!
Go, go!Copy !req
1036. You want to take me on? Yeah?
You want to take me on?Copy !req
1037. You better bring your A game,
'cause I am a competitor!Copy !req
1038. Come on! You will come out!Copy !req
1039. You know I'm going
to find you!Copy !req
1040. Help!Copy !req
1041. Come on.Copy !req
1042. Something tickles.Copy !req
1043. Come on.
Come on. Come on.Copy !req
1044. You can't outrun
me! I'm a superstar!Copy !req
1045. Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
1046. Everywhere you go, it's me!Copy !req
1047. Stupid carbs!Copy !req
1048. There's the mall!
Come on.Copy !req
1049. I can't go
much further!Copy !req
1050. Got you!Copy !req
1051. Coach Malone?Copy !req
1052. "You can't outrun me!
I'm a superstar!"Copy !req
1053. "Everywhere you go,
it's me!"Copy !req
1054. Come on.Copy !req
1055. Oh, you boys are five minutes
early. Did you have a good time?Copy !req
1056. A great time.Copy !req
1057. That is so sweet.Copy !req
1058. I just can't get over how
well your boys get along.Copy !req
1059. Well, Larry, we run a pretty
tight ship around here.Copy !req
1060. It's all about
boundaries, rules.Copy !req
1061. Anyway, let me show you some of
those Civil War re-enactment photosCopy !req
1062. I was telling you about.Copy !req
1063. So, what did
you boys do?Copy !req
1064. Just hung out at the mall.Copy !req
1065. And talked about life.
Nothing special.Copy !req
1066. Oh, my God.Copy !req
1067. Rodrick?Copy !req
1068. Can you explain what
you're doing in this photo?Copy !req
1069. That's not me.Copy !req
1070. That's not you?Copy !req
1071. Nope.Copy !req
1072. Okay. How about these?Copy !req
1073. I can't believe
that you had a party!Copy !req
1074. Greg, you told me it was a
couple of kids, a band rehearsal!Copy !req
1075. Wait, Susan,
you knew about this?Copy !req
1076. Yes.Copy !req
1077. Yes, I knew.Copy !req
1078. You told Mom?Copy !req
1079. I knew they
had a party!Copy !req
1080. It slipped out,
but I took it back!Copy !req
1081. My instincts told me
you weren't being honest!Copy !req
1082. I should've trusted my
- Wait!Copy !req
1083. You knew about this, but
you didn't tell me about it?Copy !req
1084. I still protected you!Copy !req
1085. I threw Mom
off your scent!Copy !req
1086. Great job.
She has no idea!Copy !req
1087. We are supposed to be a team against them!Copy !req
1088. They were getting
along so wellCopy !req
1089. I let it blind me
to the truth!Copy !req
1090. Why were you
taking pictures?Copy !req
1091. It was so crazy that morning,
I forgot we took the pictures.Copy !req
1092. So I let it slide.
And I am so sorry.Copy !req
1093. Oh, God. It feels so good to get that out.Copy !req
1094. I haven't been able to look at
that bathroom door for two weeks!Copy !req
1095. I knew that door
had a lock on it!Copy !req
1096. And everybody was trying to make
me feel like I was losing my mind!Copy !req
1097. We're just gonna
let ourselves out.Copy !req
1098. I wouldn't write
a column about this.Copy !req
1099. I'm going upstairs!Copy !req
1100. To a bathroom
that has a lock on itCopy !req
1101. and no one can tell me
that it doesn't.Copy !req
1102. I have to go talk
to your father.Copy !req
1103. I will deal with
you boys later.Copy !req
1104. Rodrick, I really
didn't tell her!Copy !req
1105. I mean maybe, sort of,
but I made a deal with her,Copy !req
1106. and we had a really
good time, and...Copy !req
1107. You're my brother,Copy !req
1108. but you'll never
be my friend.Copy !req
1109. Your father and I have talked and
we've decided on your punishment.Copy !req
1110. Greg, you're grounded
for two weeks.Copy !req
1111. Also, no video games
for two weeks.Copy !req
1112. Rodrick, you may only drive to
and from school for the next month.Copy !req
1113. As the ringleader, you are
also grounded for a month.Copy !req
1114. Mom, I'm sorry,
and I won't do it again.Copy !req
1115. I know you won't.Copy !req
1116. And to make sureCopy !req
1117. we're also not allowing you
to perform in the talent show.Copy !req
1118. What? No.
You can't do that.Copy !req
1119. Ground me for a year,
I don't care,Copy !req
1120. but you have to let me
play in that show.Copy !req
1121. This could be my big break. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1122. Dad? Come on. This isn't fair.
I just got Bill in the band!Copy !req
1123. Actually, Rodrick, that
doesn't help your case.Copy !req
1124. Bill's kind of a jerk.Copy !req
1125. Our decision is final.Copy !req
1126. You are so dead!Copy !req
1127. Things have
never been worse.Copy !req
1128. Our parents are
super mad at us,Copy !req
1129. so we have to
spend the weekendCopy !req
1130. at my grandpa's
boring retirement community.Copy !req
1131. Holly Hills thinks
I'm Fregley,Copy !req
1132. and my relationship with
Rodrick is at an all-time low.Copy !req
1133. So he's made it his mission
to ruin my life.Copy !req
1134. Quit it!Copy !req
1135. Why don't you tell Mom?
You're good at that.Copy !req
1136. Grandpa doesn't like TV.Copy !req
1137. lnstead, he prefers to watch the
lobby on the security channel.Copy !req
1138. I should be
rehearsing right now.Copy !req
1139. Please, Grandpa. Please, can
we watch a real TV show now?Copy !req
1140. TV is just
a bunch of fakers.Copy !req
1141. This is real life.Copy !req
1142. It's real life.
You can't beat it.Copy !req
1143. How's about we all go down
to the games room?Copy !req
1144. You boys like games,
don't you?Copy !req
1145. The games room
sounds funCopy !req
1146. until you realize that all the games
in there are from, like, the 1800s.Copy !req
1147. My grandpa's favorite is a really
old board game called Gutbusters.Copy !req
1148. Now, remember, the object of
the game is to read the joke cardCopy !req
1149. and all the other players
have to try not to laugh.Copy !req
1150. Good luck! There are
some real rib-ticklers in there!Copy !req
1151. Yeah.Copy !req
1152. You go first.Copy !req
1153. "Putting economic policy
before fiscal responsibilityCopy !req
1154. "is like putting the cart
before the horse."Copy !req
1155. That is hilarious, Grandpa!
Read another one, Greg.Copy !req
1156. I'm going to go
change my shirt.Copy !req
1157. Hi!Copy !req
1158. Oh, hi, Holly. What are you doing here?Copy !req
1159. I'm visiting my grandma.
She just moved here.Copy !req
1160. I'm on Grandpa duty.Copy !req
1161. Listen, Greg, I'm really sorry for
calling you Fregley the other day.Copy !req
1162. I don't know
what happened.Copy !req
1163. I think it's the Greg and Freg
part, my brain just flipped.Copy !req
1164. You called me Fregley?
I had no idea.Copy !req
1165. Really?Copy !req
1166. Not really.Copy !req
1167. I heard it.
It was pretty rough.Copy !req
1168. But don't worry, I have the rest
of middle school to get over it.Copy !req
1169. What happened
to your shirt?Copy !req
1170. Oh, my brother
spit milk on me.Copy !req
1171. Let me guess, he was pretending to laughCopy !req
1172. at something that
wasn't actually funny.Copy !req
1173. How did you know?Copy !req
1174. It's in the Older Sibling Handbook.Copy !req
1175. Last week, my older sister
put hair remover in my shampoo.Copy !req
1176. if I hadn't smelled something,
I'd be completely bald by now!Copy !req
1177. Why would she do that?Copy !req
1178. Duh! 'Cause
she's my sister.Copy !req
1179. It's part of the deal. You
fight and then you get over it.Copy !req
1180. Not my brother.
He hates meCopy !req
1181. and he'll never
get over it.Copy !req
1182. Of course he will. He
has to. He's your brother.Copy !req
1183. I also have a little sister
who's spoiled rotten.Copy !req
1184. Tell me about it! My little
brother ruins all my stuff,Copy !req
1185. and somehow I'm the one who ends
up getting in trouble for it.Copy !req
1186. Doesn't that
drive you nuts?Copy !req
1187. Holly! Time for dinner!Copy !req
1188. I got to go. It was cool
hanging out with you.Copy !req
1189. I'll look for you
tomorrow, Greg.Copy !req
1190. See you later,
Fregley.Copy !req
1191. I thought being at
Grandpa's was a punishmentCopy !req
1192. but, really, it was destiny
that Holly was here, too.Copy !req
1193. My luck had
finally changed.Copy !req
1194. "I've never
believed in fate, or destiny,Copy !req
1195. "or whatever, until now.Copy !req
1196. "Things are finally
starting to go my way!"Copy !req
1197. Rodrick, be quiet. Talk on
the phone someplace else.Copy !req
1198. "I thought being at
Grandpa's was a punishmentCopy !req
1199. "but, really, it was destiny
that Holly was here, too.Copy !req
1200. "My luck had
finally changed."Copy !req
1201. Aww!Copy !req
1202. Give it back,
Rodrick!Copy !req
1203. This stuff is priceless!
No way.Copy !req
1204. Come on.
Give it back!Copy !req
1205. You know what?
I will give it back.Copy !req
1206. To Holly! Wait till she reads this garbage!Copy !req
1207. I don't even want to goCopy !req
1208. "I can't believe my luck!Copy !req
1209. "I finally got Holly
all to myselfCopy !req
1210. "without Chirag,
or anyone else!"Copy !req
1211. Give it back, Rodrick!
Give it back.Copy !req
1212. No way.Copy !req
1213. Always stuck
in a daydreamCopy !req
1214. Can't focus
on the other teamCopy !req
1215. Hunted you
all day and nightCopy !req
1216. Now I'm ready
for a fightCopy !req
1217. This is warCopy !req
1218. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1219. This is warCopy !req
1220. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1221. This is warCopy !req
1222. 'Cause I got
to knock you outCopy !req
1223. Whoop!Copy !req
1224. Oh!Copy !req
1225. They say that
you're the bestCopy !req
1226. You gotta follow
all the restCopy !req
1227. This is warCopy !req
1228. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1229. Record, record, record.Copy !req
1230. This is warCopy !req
1231. Yeah, yeah, yeahCopy !req
1232. This is warCopy !req
1233. I can't be your friendCopy !req
1234. 'Cause I gotta
knock you outCopy !req
1235. I'm in the ladies'?Copy !req
1236. Peeping Tom! There's
a Peeping Tom in there!Copy !req
1237. Peeping Tom! There's
a Peeping Tom in there!Copy !req
1238. Let's get him!Copy !req
1239. What do you think you are doing in
there? We'll come in and get you!Copy !req
1240. Take that,
you Peeping Tom!Copy !req
1241. Let's get him!Copy !req
1242. Get out of here!Copy !req
1243. Stop that pervert!Copy !req
1244. The little whippersnapper!Copy !req
1245. I've got him!
I've got him!Copy !req
1246. Shame on you!Copy !req
1247. I've got him
in a headlock!Copy !req
1248. I'm not the Peeping Tom!Copy !req
1249. Where'd he go?Copy !req
1250. Did he just come out
of the ladies' room?Copy !req
1251. Hey, Greg!Copy !req
1252. What's new? Huh?Copy !req
1253. Well, my life
is officially over.Copy !req
1254. Now that Rodrick
has that tape of meCopy !req
1255. running around
in my underwear,Copy !req
1256. he basically owns me.Copy !req
1257. The day of the talent show came aroundCopy !req
1258. and Mom and Dad
made us both go.Copy !req
1259. Something about supporting
the community, or whatever.Copy !req
1260. Scotty!Copy !req
1261. Come on!Copy !req
1262. Scotty! Come on!Copy !req
1263. You don't wanna let the
magic fans down, do you?Copy !req
1264. Go away!Copy !req
1265. Rowley, what's wrong?Copy !req
1266. My assistant, Scotty,
got stage frightCopy !req
1267. and now he doesn't
want to do the show.Copy !req
1268. Maybe Greg would help out.
He can be your assistant.Copy !req
1269. What? No way!Copy !req
1270. What? Rowley is
your best friend.Copy !req
1271. This is important to him.
You need to do this.Copy !req
1272. It's okay,
Mrs. Heffley.Copy !req
1273. Greg is just afraid that Holly
Hills will think less of him.Copy !req
1274. Rowley.Copy !req
1275. Mom, can we talk in private? Sure.Copy !req
1276. Scotty, please.Copy !req
1277. Look...
Who's this Holly Hills?Copy !req
1278. Is she your girlfriend?
No!Copy !req
1279. She's just some girl
who happens to be a friendCopy !req
1280. who I don't want to be
humiliated in front of.Copy !req
1281. I see your point.Copy !req
1282. So is this Holly
in your class?Copy !req
1283. Mom!Copy !req
1284. Okay.Copy !req
1285. Here we go.Copy !req
1286. So, are you going
to make me do it?Copy !req
1287. Please, Scotty.Copy !req
1288. No. No, I get it.
I get it.Copy !req
1289. Can you at least
point her out to me?Copy !req
1290. Okay, okay, I'll stop.Copy !req
1291. Ladies and gentlemen,
boys and girls,Copy !req
1292. welcome to Plainview's
Most Talented!Copy !req
1293. And without further ado,
Ms. Patty Farrell!Copy !req
1294. Memory
All alone in the moonlightCopy !req
1295. I can smile
at the old daysCopy !req
1296. I was beautiful thenCopy !req
1297. Wow, she's really good.Copy !req
1298. I remember the timeCopy !req
1299. I knew
what happiness wasCopy !req
1300. Let the memory live againCopy !req
1301. Touch meCopy !req
1302. It's so easy to leave meCopy !req
1303. All alone with the memoryCopy !req
1304. Of my days in the sunCopy !req
1305. If you touch me...Copy !req
1306. Greg, she's cute.Copy !req
1307. She's super cute.Copy !req
1308. Mom!Copy !req
1309. Look, a new dayCopy !req
1310. Has begunCopy !req
1311. Oh, thank you!Copy !req
1312. Say hello to the boys and girls, Freggers.Copy !req
1313. Hello, boys and girls!
I love you.Copy !req
1314. And tonight, when you are all fast asleepCopy !req
1315. I'm going to crawl through your
window and give you all a big hug!Copy !req
1316. Hey, you could
do that. Right?Copy !req
1317. Yeah.Copy !req
1318. A real live nephew
of my Uncle SamCopy !req
1319. I was born on
the 4th of JulyCopy !req
1320. I've got a
Yankee Doodle sweetheartCopy !req
1321. She's my
Yankee Doodle joyCopy !req
1322. Yankee doodle came to...Copy !req
1323. You can't go on without me. I started
Löded Diper. I'm the backbone!Copy !req
1324. Well, we got a new
backbone now, dude.Copy !req
1325. This guy.Copy !req
1326. That's rock
and roll, bro.Copy !req
1327. Did you guys see the
audience? Oh, man! It's huge.Copy !req
1328. This roller-skating
kid is really good!Copy !req
1329. Don't you think...Copy !req
1330. Greg! Where have you been? I've
been looking all over for you.Copy !req
1331. Mom, you need to let Rodrick
play in the talent show tonight.Copy !req
1332. Greg, we've been over this.
He needs to learn a lesson.Copy !req
1333. His band is playing without
him, and it's not fair.Copy !req
1334. And I'm sure that's
very hard on him,Copy !req
1335. but I can't go back
on the punishment.Copy !req
1336. Mom.
Yes?Copy !req
1337. You let Rodrick play
in the talent show,Copy !req
1338. I'll...Copy !req
1339. do the magic thing
with Rowley.Copy !req
1340. Really?
You'd do that?Copy !req
1341. You'll be Rowley's partner,
even though you saidCopy !req
1342. it's totally embarrassing
and humiliating?Copy !req
1343. You're willing to do that
just so your brother can play?Copy !req
1344. Yes.Copy !req
1345. Come here.Copy !req
1346. I mean,
how bad can it be?Copy !req
1347. Scotty was right.Copy !req
1348. There's a lot of
people out there.Copy !req
1349. Just start with your opening
trick, like you rehearsed at home.Copy !req
1350. Forget about
all the people. Go.Copy !req
1351. Good evening,
ladies and gentlemen.Copy !req
1352. I am the Remarkable Rowley,
master of illusion.Copy !req
1353. And joining me onstage is
my faithful assistant, Scotty.Copy !req
1354. Greg!Copy !req
1355. Greg.Copy !req
1356. Who looks a little cold.
Maybe he needs a scarf.Copy !req
1357. Ew! Don't put them on me!
They're still wet!Copy !req
1358. Sorry, Greg.
Here's a peace offering.Copy !req
1359. Fly. Fly away.
Be free, little friend.Copy !req
1360. Oh. Oh.Copy !req
1361. That thing's dead.Copy !req
1362. I think I had
him in my pocket too long.Copy !req
1363. No hard feelings?Copy !req
1364. Keep going.
We're a hit!Copy !req
1365. And now,
for my grand finale,Copy !req
1366. the saw-the-lady-in-half
trick!Copy !req
1367. if you will.Copy !req
1368. Push out the feet.
Okay.Copy !req
1369. No trap doors.
No chance of escape.Copy !req
1370. I will now miraculously
saw Greg in half.Copy !req
1371. Wait. Forget it!
I want out!Copy !req
1372. What are you doing?Copy !req
1373. This is the showstopper!Copy !req
1374. Good, then stop!Copy !req
1375. Ow! Ow! Ow!Copy !req
1376. Ladies and gentlemen,
the Remarkable Rowley!Copy !req
1377. And Greg the Great!Copy !req
1378. That should
have been me!Copy !req
1379. We killed. And I didn't have to die!Copy !req
1380. It was even better than
it was in the rehearsals.Copy !req
1381. Hi. Can I have your autograph?Copy !req
1382. Sure. Sure.Copy !req
1383. Your performance was
pathetic, Greg Heffley!Copy !req
1384. Only a moron would find humor in bird poop!Copy !req
1385. You stupid bird!Copy !req
1386. Oh, my gosh. You guys did
great. That was really funny.Copy !req
1387. The unitard or
the performance?Copy !req
1388. Both.Copy !req
1389. Thank you, thank you!
Thank you.Copy !req
1390. Just do your best,
honey.Copy !req
1391. Oh, um...Copy !req
1392. Can I borrow
your eyeliner?Copy !req
1393. Yeah.Copy !req
1394. Looks like
you guys made up.Copy !req
1395. We're brothers.Copy !req
1396. Please welcome to the stageCopy !req
1397. Löded Diper! Oh, yeah!Copy !req
1398. Mom, go!
Get off the stage!Copy !req
1399. We are Löded Diper!Copy !req
1400. You told us
we were losersCopy !req
1401. And we can't do
nothing rightCopy !req
1402. You said
we'd never make itCopy !req
1403. But just look
at us tonightCopy !req
1404. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1405. All over the place!Copy !req
1406. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1407. In your faceCopy !req
1408. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1409. We can't be stoppedCopy !req
1410. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1411. Your head is gonna popCopy !req
1412. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1413. You can't keep us downCopy !req
1414. We're gonna hit the fanCopy !req
1415. And rock this sleepy townCopy !req
1416. Get up,
all you haters!Copy !req
1417. Dude, they love us!Copy !req
1418. No hard feelings,
right, bro?Copy !req
1419. Hey, Bill,
you know what?Copy !req
1420. When we're done tonight,
you're out of the band.Copy !req
1421. What?Copy !req
1422. That's rock
and roll, bro.Copy !req
1423. LödedCopy !req
1424. DiperCopy !req
1425. LödedCopy !req
1426. DiperCopy !req
1427. LödedCopy !req
1428. DiperCopy !req
1429. Come here. Look.Copy !req
1430. Dad? Are we
going to tell themCopy !req
1431. that the audience went crazy
for Mom's weird dancing?Copy !req
1432. He's happy.
She's happy.Copy !req
1433. I say we keep this one
between the two of us, okay?Copy !req
1434. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1435. It's us, the Diper
And yes, we rockCopy !req
1436. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1437. So, I just
wanted to say thatCopy !req
1438. you getting Mom to let me play
last night was really cool.Copy !req
1439. Yeah, well,
I kind of owed you.Copy !req
1440. Oh, and here.Copy !req
1441. The tape? You're giving it to me? Hey!Copy !req
1442. Don't make a big deal about it
or I'll post it on YouTube, okay?Copy !req
1443. Now get out.Copy !req
1444. Doofus.Copy !req
1445. Okay.Copy !req
1446. Later.Copy !req
1447. Butt-brain!Copy !req
1448. You know, I guess having a
big brother isn't all that bad.Copy !req
1449. Maybe we don't
always get along,Copy !req
1450. but I know he's gonna
be there for me.Copy !req
1451. Hey, I just spilled grape juice on
the couch and kind of blamed it on you.Copy !req
1452. Later.Copy !req
1453. I'll get him back.Copy !req
1454. Action!Copy !req
1455. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1456. All over the place!Copy !req
1457. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1458. Okay,
it's uploaded.Copy !req
1459. In your faceCopy !req
1460. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1461. Holy cow.Copy !req
1462. This is huge! We're an lnternet sensation!Copy !req
1463. Greg!
You are so dead!Copy !req
1464. Exploded DiperCopy !req
1465. English - US - PSDHCopy !req