1. We've only just begunCopy !req
2. Before the rising sunCopy !req
3. We've only just begunCopy !req
4. Day by dayCopy !req
5. TogetherCopy !req
6. Oh, and togetherCopy !req
7. Just the two of usCopy !req
8. What is that?Copy !req
9. Oh, come on!Copy !req
10. Shut up!Copy !req
11. Kiss!Copy !req
12. The devil's music.Copy !req
13. You say you wanna go for a spinCopy !req
14. The party's just begun,
we'll let you inCopy !req
15. You drive us wildCopy !req
16. We'll drive you crazyCopy !req
17. You keep on shoutingCopy !req
18. I can't fucking hear you!Copy !req
19. I wanna rock and roll all nightCopy !req
20. And party every dayCopy !req
21. You keep on shoutingCopy !req
22. What?Copy !req
23. Give it to me, baby!Copy !req
24. I wanna rock and roll all nightCopy !req
25. Let's partyCopy !req
26. And party every dayCopy !req
27. I wanna rockCopy !req
28. I wanna rock until I dieCopy !req
29. Thank you, Cleveland!Copy !req
30. You've been great...Copy !req
31. but after three and a half hours
of kick-ass rock and roll...Copy !req
32. and seven encores
on top of that...Copy !req
33. I'm sorry to say we gotta
get back to our hotel rooms...Copy !req
34. and fuck some groupies, so...Copy !req
35. What are you doing, man?Copy !req
36. Fuckin' asshole, man.Copy !req
37. That's my bass.Copy !req
38. Just one more day of school
to get through, girls...Copy !req
39. before tomorrow night.Copy !req
40. Come on, all Detroit, Michigan,
you wanted the best!Copy !req
41. You got the best!Copy !req
42. The hottest band in the world!Copy !req
43. Kiss!Copy !req
44. Who is it?Copy !req
45. Shit, man!
It's Jam's mom.Copy !req
46. What?
It's my mom?Copy !req
47. Cover this shit up.Copy !req
48. Spray something.
It smells like dope.Copy !req
49. Just like Jam's mom
to ruin the fucking party.Copy !req
50. It smells in here, man.Copy !req
51. Jeremiah!Copy !req
52. You get out here this instant!Copy !req
53. Hi, Mom.Copy !req
54. Now!Copy !req
55. What's up?Copy !req
56. The devil's body count,
that's what's up.Copy !req
57. Don't you know what
"KlSS" stands for?Copy !req
58. Knights In Satan's Service.Copy !req
59. - Where is Karen Carpenter?
- How would I know?Copy !req
60. - You have Donny and Marie, too?
- Why would l?Copy !req
61. I had a nightmare that bullshit
like this might happen.Copy !req
62. If he misses Peter Criss'
drum solo...Copy !req
63. he won't be able to continue
with his life.Copy !req
64. Lex, quit jinxing us, man.Copy !req
65. Nobody's missing that concert
tomorrow night.Copy !req
66. They're larger-than-life
space-age comic-book heroes...Copy !req
67. the most sensational phenomenon
of the past decade.Copy !req
68. Their fans are fanatical.Copy !req
69. Each fan has a favorite,
each one a fantasy.Copy !req
70. The rock-and-roll band Kiss
is in town.Copy !req
71. For some people, that spells
trouble with a capital "T".Copy !req
72. I shall resign the presidency
effective at noon tomorrow.Copy !req
73. Kiss is hotter than hell!Copy !req
74. The protesters
are mainly religious groups.Copy !req
75. Satan worship and drugs
among our kids.Copy !req
76. Each 121/2-inch figure
sold separately.Copy !req
77. - Jam.
- Hawk.Copy !req
78. Listen. We're in a bit
of a quandary right now.Copy !req
79. - They're fucking gone!
- What's gone?Copy !req
80. What do you think?
The Kiss tickets!Copy !req
81. Gone?Copy !req
82. - Please tell me you have them.
- Why would I have them?Copy !req
83. I don't know, man.Copy !req
84. Check whatever you were wearing
last night.Copy !req
85. Now, man!Copy !req
86. I got 'em.Copy !req
87. He's got 'em.Copy !req
88. I must have taken Trip's jacket
by mistake.Copy !req
89. I'm really sorry about that.Copy !req
90. Don't be such a wuss, Jam.Copy !req
91. Are you grounded?Copy !req
92. Yeah, but has that ever
stopped me before?Copy !req
93. See you guys at school.Copy !req
94. Poor Jam, man.Copy !req
95. Imagine having to stash
your Kiss records...Copy !req
96. in Carly Simon album covers.Copy !req
97. How shitty is that?Copy !req
98. No question.Copy !req
99. Mrs. Bruce is a psycho bitch
from hell.Copy !req
100. You're one to talk, Lex.Copy !req
101. Your mom's a fuckin' dyke.Copy !req
102. Just because she's
a female gynecologist...Copy !req
103. that doesn't mean
she's a lesbian.Copy !req
104. Even if she was...Copy !req
105. at least my mom didn't
give birth to me while on LSD.Copy !req
106. Shrooms!Copy !req
107. Will you guys
quit the mom bashing?Copy !req
108. Lex's mom is cool because she
lets us spend the night...Copy !req
109. and if it wasn't
for your mom, Trip...Copy !req
110. we wouldn't have smoked
that fine Panama Red last night.Copy !req
111. So leave the women
who gave you life out of it.Copy !req
112. They're both cool.Copy !req
113. Let's go.Copy !req
114. - Trip, you asshole!
- What?Copy !req
115. You spilled the bong water
all over the bed.Copy !req
116. Stupid...Copy !req
117. Come on.Copy !req
118. Jeremiah, it's time to go.
Get—Copy !req
119. What are you doing?Copy !req
120. Just, uh, whew!Copy !req
121. Getting a little sunshine.Copy !req
122. You're gonna be late
if you don't change soon.Copy !req
123. Change?Copy !req
124. What's wrong with the clothes
I wore last night?Copy !req
125. It's dirty laundry,
for one thing.Copy !req
126. And you still haven't tried on
the clothes I bought you.Copy !req
127. You're skating on thin ice,
so I wouldn't push my luck.Copy !req
128. Get out of those rags.Copy !req
129. Mom, it's—Copy !req
130. And, besides,
those jeans are so tight...Copy !req
131. I can see your penis.Copy !req
132. Excuse me.Copy !req
133. This jacket,
it stinks of B.O.Copy !req
134. It's enough
to make a person sick.Copy !req
135. Now, remember.Copy !req
136. I have my church meeting...Copy !req
137. so you'll be on
the honor system tonight.Copy !req
138. I'll be home
a little after one.Copy !req
139. And if you've been partying...Copy !req
140. or playing
that satanic Kiss music...Copy !req
141. need I remind you
of the consequences?Copy !req
142. Grounded for the rest
of the year?Copy !req
143. You are a smart boy.Copy !req
144. Put these on
before they go out of style.Copy !req
145. Come on, take it.Copy !req
146. Man, school.
What a fuckin' waste of time.Copy !req
147. I wish someone would tell
these chicks that disco's dead!Copy !req
148. Don't stare too long, boys.
You'll go blind.Copy !req
149. Yeah, right.Copy !req
150. Stellas. I hate Stellas
almost as much as I hate dogs.Copy !req
151. Yeah, man. Same species
when you think about it.Copy !req
152. Shit, man.
That geek looks like Jam.Copy !req
153. That geek is Jam.Copy !req
154. Hey, dork!Copy !req
155. Who did your wardrobe?Copy !req
156. Tad the Preppie
Sailboat Captain?Copy !req
157. My mom had me over a barrel,
all right?Copy !req
158. After last night,
I had to let her dress me.Copy !req
159. It's a give-and-take
relationship.Copy !req
160. She gives you shit,
and you take it.Copy !req
161. Hey, Jam,
hand over the tickets.Copy !req
162. Tickets?Copy !req
163. What?Copy !req
164. There's a, uh...
little, little problem.Copy !req
165. They're still at my house
in Trip's jacket.Copy !req
166. What are you talking about?Copy !req
167. She was standing over me
when I was changing.Copy !req
168. You are so pathetic.Copy !req
169. That's some sick shit
right there, man.Copy !req
170. Does she comb your ass hair
for you, too?Copy !req
171. If she even smells
those tickets...Copy !req
172. she'll destroy 'em...Copy !req
173. and we miss Kiss
for the third year in a row.Copy !req
174. It's gonna be OK.
Don't worry.Copy !req
175. They're at my house.
They're perfectly safe.Copy !req
176. We'll go there after school
and pick them up.Copy !req
177. My mom's not even
gonna be there.Copy !req
178. Hours from now we're actually
gonna be seeing Kiss.Copy !req
179. We'll just double-time it
to your house...Copy !req
180. grab the tickets...Copy !req
181. then head
to the train station...Copy !req
182. for the three forty-five
to Detroit Rock City!Copy !req
183. God!Copy !req
184. Well, as they say
in the tampon biz...Copy !req
185. see you next period.Copy !req
186. Jerk.Copy !req
187. I'm sorry.Copy !req
188. It's not a problem.Copy !req
189. Thanks.Copy !req
190. Fine.Copy !req
191. Hey, Beth.Copy !req
192. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
193. Mr. Bruce, Miss Bumsteen,
is there a problem?Copy !req
194. Uh, no, there...Copy !req
195. there's no problem.Copy !req
196. I'm so sorry.Copy !req
197. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
198. I wanted to tell you something.Copy !req
199. What?Copy !req
200. I know we don't know each other
that well or anything, but...Copy !req
201. But what?Copy !req
202. Today is gonna be the last time
I can—Copy !req
203. I'm mov—Copy !req
204. Jeremiah Bruce,
please come to the office.Copy !req
205. Jeremiah Bruce,
come to the office immediately.Copy !req
206. Give me that microphone!Copy !req
207. Jeremiah Bruce!
This is your mother!Copy !req
208. You are in big trouble,
young man.Copy !req
209. What I found in the pocket of
that stinky jacket of yours...Copy !req
210. has me more than livid.Copy !req
211. You get your little fanny
out of that seat...Copy !req
212. and you meet me
in the front office.Copy !req
213. How dare you do this!Copy !req
214. How dare you humiliate me
after I work so hard for you!Copy !req
215. You take my hard-earned money...Copy !req
216. and you and your idiot friends
spend it...Copy !req
217. on Kiss tickets?Copy !req
218. Sit!Copy !req
219. You don't understand.Copy !req
220. Oh, I understand perfectly.Copy !req
221. And so will
Father Philip McNulty.Copy !req
222. You're sending me
to boarding school?Copy !req
223. What else can I do?Copy !req
224. Records, magazines,
comic books, that's one thing...Copy !req
225. but tickets.Copy !req
226. Do you realize what this means?Copy !req
227. You are no longer content merely
hearing their awful music...Copy !req
228. and looking at photos
of their horrific faces.Copy !req
229. Now you want to see the devil
in the flesh!Copy !req
230. You want to reach out
and touch pure evil.Copy !req
231. And in Detroit, no less.Copy !req
232. It's been a long time coming...Copy !req
233. but you are finally going to get
the discipline you deserve.Copy !req
234. But, Mom—Copy !req
235. Shut up!Copy !req
236. I knew it.Copy !req
237. We're completely fucked.Copy !req
238. For once, Lex is right.Copy !req
239. Can't get any worse from here.Copy !req
240. I hope you rodents
have hall passes.Copy !req
241. Fuck, it's Elvis!Copy !req
242. Could that be three detentions
I smell?Copy !req
243. Second floor, girls bathroom.
He'll never find us there.Copy !req
244. Fuck! Son of a bitch, man!Copy !req
245. Take it easy, man.Copy !req
246. This is the girls crapper,
remember?Copy !req
247. Wake up, Lex!Copy !req
248. We just watched Jam's mom
torch ourfucking Kiss tickets!Copy !req
249. Not REO Speedwagon...Copy !req
250. not Journey,
not the Bay City Rollers.Copy !req
251. Kiss, man!Copy !req
252. If you know a better reason
to trash a girls bathroom...Copy !req
253. I'd sure like to hear it.Copy !req
254. What the fuck are you doing?Copy !req
255. - This is school.
- So what?Copy !req
256. I think we're clear, dudes.Copy !req
257. Let's go.Copy !req
258. - Shit. Girls, girls.
- Shit.Copy !req
259. Sharon Van Hoft.Copy !req
260. I've had the hots for her
since second grade.Copy !req
261. Man, I've never heard a girl
blow ass before.Copy !req
262. Get the fuck out!Copy !req
263. Sorry.Copy !req
264. God forbid someday
you have a son like you.Copy !req
265. A boy who lies
through his teeth...Copy !req
266. buys demonic records...Copy !req
267. and smokes the dope.Copy !req
268. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
269. Anyone upfor an enema?Copy !req
270. Shit, man.Copy !req
271. Maybe some music
will cheer us up.Copy !req
272. Simple Simon
on the rock of Detroit...Copy !req
273. home of the biggest
Kiss giveaway...Copy !req
274. in the history of the universe!Copy !req
275. I got four front-row tickets...Copy !req
276. along with four
backstage passes...Copy !req
277. to the concert tonight
at Cobo Hall...Copy !req
278. and I'm giving 'em
to the 106th caller...Copy !req
279. who can tell me the real names
of each Kiss band member.Copy !req
280. Oh, shit.Copy !req
281. This is horse shit.Copy !req
282. It's too bad we're stuck
in this prison.Copy !req
283. I got it.Copy !req
284. Mr. Verudi,
get back to your bench.Copy !req
285. I gotta take a leak
like you would not believe.Copy !req
286. Put a clothespin on it
till the end of class.Copy !req
287. But, Mr. J...Copy !req
288. ever since my doctor
put me on these salt pills—Copy !req
289. Salt pills?Copy !req
290. Don't insult my intelligence.Copy !req
291. Oh, man,
I'm taking a leak in my pants.Copy !req
292. Get the hell out of here.Copy !req
293. You disgust me.Copy !req
294. I need to be connected
to the WURP contest line.Copy !req
295. Now, lady, come on!Copy !req
296. Oh, yeah, man!Copy !req
297. I won!Copy !req
298. We! We won!Copy !req
299. We're going to Detroit!Copy !req
300. This is the greatest thing that
ever happened to me in school.Copy !req
301. Not only are we on
for Kiss in Detroit...Copy !req
302. but we're gonna be sitting
front row, center, man.Copy !req
303. Guys, our band Mystery
is a quartet, right?Copy !req
304. We can't go on the road
without our drummer.Copy !req
305. Jam's mom said something about
taking him to St. Bernard's.Copy !req
306. I say we bust him
the hell out of there.Copy !req
307. St. Bernard's
is in the next county.Copy !req
308. Your mom's car
has a CB, radar detector...Copy !req
309. cruise control, check.Copy !req
310. We're not stealing
my mom's car, OK?Copy !req
311. Damn right, we are, man.Copy !req
312. One ding on that Volvo...Copy !req
313. and I'm fucked when my mom
gets back from Cincinnati.Copy !req
314. She won't even know
we touched it.Copy !req
315. If one thing happens to the car,
I'm blaming you.Copy !req
316. I'm gonna say you drugged me.Copy !req
317. I say we leave.Copy !req
318. Hold on.
We're ditching school?Copy !req
319. About time if you ask me.Copy !req
320. I'm just going
through the motions...Copy !req
321. till I'm old enough
to drop out anyway.Copy !req
322. Shit.
Guys, Elvis alert.Copy !req
323. I notice the trays
match your outfits.Copy !req
324. Did you plan that?Copy !req
325. Excuse me, ladies.Copy !req
326. He stinks!Copy !req
327. I'm responsible for that!Copy !req
328. Pray hard, Jeremiah.Copy !req
329. God loves you.Copy !req
330. That he does.Copy !req
331. God bless you,
Father McNulty.Copy !req
332. If you think that recklessness
and disobedience...Copy !req
333. can get you expelled...Copy !req
334. think again.Copy !req
335. St. Bernard's may punish you...Copy !req
336. even for the slightest
digression, but...Copy !req
337. it'll never cast you out,
even for the largest.Copy !req
338. So, here you are, Jeremiah.Copy !req
339. Here to stay.Copy !req
340. Damn, man, come on.
Let's go bust him out.Copy !req
341. No, man.
We can't just waltz in there.Copy !req
342. We've gotta figure out a plan.Copy !req
343. The eagle's landed,
you guys.Copy !req
344. You kids know where
Philip McNutly's office is?Copy !req
345. You ordered a pizza?Copy !req
346. - What's the damage, young man?
- Ten even.Copy !req
347. If he offers you a slice,
you're not hungry.Copy !req
348. Ten dollars, and I'm donating
your tip to the church.Copy !req
349. The Lord thanks you.Copy !req
350. Tell the big guy
not to mention it.Copy !req
351. I am famished.Copy !req
352. Well, hope you brought a lunch
for yourself.Copy !req
353. No, but I'm not hungry anyway.Copy !req
354. Oh, it finally speaks.Copy !req
355. There's one barrier
we've broken through.Copy !req
356. Your coming here reminds me
of the Prodigal Son.Copy !req
357. Once, there was a man,
and he had two sons.Copy !req
358. They both grew up on the farm
with him.Copy !req
359. One day—Copy !req
360. That was a very stale mushroom.Copy !req
361. Well...Copy !req
362. where was l?Copy !req
363. Man, come on,
this is such a lousy view.Copy !req
364. How are we supposed to know
when he's lit?Copy !req
365. It usually takes ten minutes
to half an hour.Copy !req
366. All depends, you know?Copy !req
367. He's lit.Copy !req
368. I've been telling that sermon
for years.Copy !req
369. This is the first time
I've realized...Copy !req
370. it's the work of some
comedy mastermind.Copy !req
371. The Prodigal Son is a barrel
of fuckin' monkeys.Copy !req
372. Wait, wait!Copy !req
373. You kids can't go in there.Copy !req
374. No, it's OK. We're old buds
of Father McNulty's.Copy !req
375. How's it hangin', padre?Copy !req
376. I just heard you talking
through my nose.Copy !req
377. Is it possible
my nose has eardrums?Copy !req
378. Nosedrums.Copy !req
379. We're here to take
ourfriend Jam...Copy !req
380. to the big satanic Kiss concert
tonight if that's OK with you.Copy !req
381. Satan? Satan?Copy !req
382. Santa.Copy !req
383. They're the same letters.
They're the same guy.Copy !req
384. It's the same friggin' guy.Copy !req
385. What the hell are you doing,
Sister Gonorrhea?Copy !req
386. Waitin' for a bus?Copy !req
387. You'll still get rowdy
with the girls and boysCopy !req
388. 'Cause it's time
for you to take a standCopy !req
389. Yeah, whooCopy !req
390. Shout it, shout itCopy !req
391. Shout it out loudCopy !req
392. You've got to have a partyCopy !req
393. Shout it, shout itCopy !req
394. Shout it out loudCopy !req
395. Whoa, dudes, man.Copy !req
396. I just had
the killerest vision, man.Copy !req
397. Imagine Mystery...Copy !req
398. opening up for Kiss, man.Copy !req
399. Oh, that'd be fucking it.Copy !req
400. Yeah, man.
It could happen, man.Copy !req
401. You know, in '73, Kiss was
opening for Blue Oyster Cult.Copy !req
402. One year later to the day,
man...Copy !req
403. Blue Oyster Cult
was opening for Kiss.Copy !req
404. We're not opening for anybody...Copy !req
405. until our lead singer
gets over his stage fright.Copy !req
406. God, man.Copy !req
407. I don't have fucking
stage fright, Lex.Copy !req
408. Then why'd you pass out
on stage at Bing's party...Copy !req
409. before the first
fucking song?Copy !req
410. That was one show, man.Copy !req
411. That was our only show, and you
dropped like a dead deer on us.Copy !req
412. Shut up.Copy !req
413. I'm solid goldCopy !req
414. I got the goodsCopy !req
415. They stare when I walk
through the neighborhoodCopy !req
416. I'm makin' itCopy !req
417. I got the chance,
I'm takin' itCopy !req
418. No more, no moreCopy !req
419. Fakin' itCopy !req
420. This time in lifeCopy !req
421. I'm takin' itCopy !req
422. Woo woo wooCopy !req
423. Makin' itCopy !req
424. Gimme this pizza.Copy !req
425. It's the last piece.Copy !req
426. It's mine, all right?Copy !req
427. Fuck, man. Only a car full
of Stellas and Guidos...Copy !req
428. would ride your ass
on a two-lane highway and honk.Copy !req
429. Oh, man.Copy !req
430. Listen, everyone hereCopy !req
431. This coming year's gonnaCopy !req
432. Be my yearCopy !req
433. I'm as bad as they comeCopy !req
434. Number two to no oneCopy !req
435. I got looks, I got brainsCopy !req
436. And I'm breaking these chainsCopy !req
437. Throw that shit out
before it stains the up—Copy !req
438. Throw it out of the car,
you asshole!Copy !req
439. Come on, man!Copy !req
440. I'm makin' itCopy !req
441. Oh, fuck, man.Copy !req
442. Kenny, you asshole,
you just killed a bird.Copy !req
443. That's no bird.Copy !req
444. That's a hunk of fuckin' cheese,
Kenny.Copy !req
445. A hunk of fuckin' cheese?Copy !req
446. We just pissed off
the lncredible Hulk...Copy !req
447. his idiot half brother,
and two circus clowns.Copy !req
448. I'm gonna fuckin' kill
these bastards.Copy !req
449. Pull the fuckin' car over!Copy !req
450. I'm gonna fuckin'--
Pull over!Copy !req
451. No way, man.Copy !req
452. You're dead!Copy !req
453. Suck my cock!Copy !req
454. You should pull over
and apologize.Copy !req
455. This motherfucker's dead!Copy !req
456. The paint!Copy !req
457. Fuck!Copy !req
458. Pull over!Copy !req
459. Out of the car.Copy !req
460. Fuck.Copy !req
461. Oh, shit!
God—Copy !req
462. Oh, God!
Aah, shit!Copy !req
463. That's not funny, Kenny.Copy !req
464. Oh, God!Copy !req
465. Oh, that's not very nice, man.Copy !req
466. You are a complete asshole,
Kenny.Copy !req
467. Not the fag music.Copy !req
468. Get out of the way.Copy !req
469. Cut it with the macho crap
already.Copy !req
470. This is about pizza, man.Copy !req
471. Can we try and leave Kiss
out of it?Copy !req
472. What, a bunch of guys
who make bad music...Copy !req
473. dress like freaks...Copy !req
474. and wear more makeup
than all my sisters combined?Copy !req
475. No. These assholes
gotta be stopped.Copy !req
476. That's it.
I'm leaving.Copy !req
477. Christine.Copy !req
478. Jesus.Copy !req
479. You googats in the head
or something?Copy !req
480. We're on the side of
the freakin' highway.Copy !req
481. Fuck her.Copy !req
482. Kool and the Gang,
that's music.Copy !req
483. But this?Copy !req
484. This is crap.Copy !req
485. That's crap.Copy !req
486. All right, fag-mo.Copy !req
487. Have you learned
your lesson yet, puke?Copy !req
488. Well...Copy !req
489. if the lesson is that
you're a dick with ears...Copy !req
490. and a really bad haircut...Copy !req
491. I'd say yeah,
I learned my lesson.Copy !req
492. - Break his fucking legs, Kenny.
- Fuckin'--Copy !req
493. Come on,
we can talk about this, right?Copy !req
494. You know,
maybe reason a little bit.Copy !req
495. When these guys wake up,
they're gonna look for you.Copy !req
496. You best hope
they don't find you...Copy !req
497. 'cause if they do,
they're gonna kick your asses.Copy !req
498. Oh, yeah, Stella.
And we'll deserve it, too.Copy !req
499. But you know what I'm gonna do?Copy !req
500. I'm gonna make it
really worth their while.Copy !req
501. Oh, God!Copy !req
502. Thanks for letting us
use your makeup supply.Copy !req
503. You must have the entire
Revlon factory in your purse...Copy !req
504. you greasy disco ball.Copy !req
505. Very funny.Copy !req
506. I hope you fuckin'
choke to death and die...Copy !req
507. you loser-ass motherfuckers!Copy !req
508. Disco sucks!Copy !req
509. Fuck you!Copy !req
510. Fuck! Fuck!Copy !req
511. They put the fag makeup on you.Copy !req
512. They put the fag makeup on?Copy !req
513. The fuckin' fag makeup's on you.Copy !req
514. Oh, no.
I got fag makeup on me.Copy !req
515. Hey, look.
It's that girl.Copy !req
516. Man, that's no girl.
That's a Stella.Copy !req
517. Yeah, well,
Stella or no Stella...Copy !req
518. we should pull over
and help her out.Copy !req
519. Fuckin' inbred oaf.Copy !req
520. Kenny.
Fuck you.Copy !req
521. Fuckin' kick your ass.Copy !req
522. Man, what the hell
is wrong with you?Copy !req
523. You got a thing for that thing?Copy !req
524. It's a teenage girl walking
along the side of the highway.Copy !req
525. They make scary movies
that start out like that.Copy !req
526. Hey, but they make
porno movies...Copy !req
527. that start out
like that, too, man.Copy !req
528. Oh, great. Just hitched a ride
with a bunch of potheads.Copy !req
529. Look, I'm trying to hook up
with some people...Copy !req
530. at this funky place in Detroit
called Disco lnferno.Copy !req
531. You mind dropping me there?Copy !req
532. What's it worth to you?Copy !req
533. What the hell
is that supposed to mean?Copy !req
534. It doesn't mean anything.
Don't pay attention to him.Copy !req
535. It's more like Disco's lnfernal.Copy !req
536. Ooh, you hot baby, you.Copy !req
537. You know,
your clothes may say disco...Copy !req
538. but your eyes say rock and roll.Copy !req
539. Well, your belt buckle
may say rock and roll...Copy !req
540. but your breath
says pepperoni, baby.Copy !req
541. Are you gonna, like,
suck our dicks, or what?Copy !req
542. What?Copy !req
543. - That's so fuckin' rude, man.
- Fuck you, Jam.Copy !req
544. Stop being a wussy sensitive guy
just to impress her.Copy !req
545. She's obviously not
gonna put out, man.Copy !req
546. She's a tease, man.Copy !req
547. A tease? What the hell did I do
to tease you mongoloids?Copy !req
548. You got in the fuckin' car,
didn't you?Copy !req
549. How calculating of me
to lead you on like that...Copy !req
550. after you offered me a ride
in the middle of nowhere.Copy !req
551. Whatever, Stella.Copy !req
552. My name's Christine.
Not Stella.Copy !req
553. You don't have to be such pigs
'cause I prefer Donna Summer...Copy !req
554. or K.C. and the Sunshine Band
or the Village People over Kiss.Copy !req
555. Fuckin' Village People.
They're a fag band.Copy !req
556. They take it up the coast.Copy !req
557. All right, all right, guys.Copy !req
558. Thanks, but I can take
care of myself, Germ.Copy !req
559. Whatever.Copy !req
560. OK, dope burnout, let's get
one thing straight here.Copy !req
561. As far as I'm concerned,
good tunes is good tunes.Copy !req
562. Disco or rock or polka
or whatever have you...Copy !req
563. regardless of the category.Copy !req
564. Disco is just easier
to dance to.Copy !req
565. You call that Denny Terio,
John Travolta shit dancing?Copy !req
566. You know something?
Disco's so fucking big now...Copy !req
567. I wouldn't be surprised if Kiss
did a disco song someday.Copy !req
568. If it's one thing
Kiss will never do...Copy !req
569. it's a bullshit disco song.Copy !req
570. No shit, man.Copy !req
571. Yeah. Disco blows dogs
for quarters, man.Copy !req
572. That's an intelligently
biting remark...Copy !req
573. wrought with wit and irony.Copy !req
574. If you don't like that one...Copy !req
575. maybe you'll think
it's really funny...Copy !req
576. when we kick your fuckin' ass
out of the car.Copy !req
577. Why don't you put your money
where your mouth is?Copy !req
578. Why don't you lick
my hairy crack?Copy !req
579. Why don't you bend over?
You're looking right at it.Copy !req
580. That last remark
fell about thirty yards away...Copy !req
581. from making any sense
whatsoever.Copy !req
582. You're right.Copy !req
583. Bend over,
you're looking right at it?Copy !req
584. What the hell is that
supposed to mean anyway?Copy !req
585. Give me a hit off that "J,"
will ya?Copy !req
586. That's some kick-ass shit.Copy !req
587. Move out of my way!Copy !req
588. Lex, thank you for letting us
borrow your mom's car, man.Copy !req
589. Man, that weed knocked her
straight on her ass.Copy !req
590. She's sleeping
like a baby Stella.Copy !req
591. Man, let's lift up her skirt.Copy !req
592. - There it is!
- What?Copy !req
593. Holy fuck! We made it.
Oh, my God.Copy !req
594. Oh, my God!
Thank you!Copy !req
595. Man.Copy !req
596. I'm going into swarm-o mode.Copy !req
597. Oh, shit!Copy !req
598. I'm the King of
the Nighttime World!Copy !req
599. This is better
than the first time...Copy !req
600. I got to finger a chick, man.Copy !req
601. It's happening, man!Copy !req
602. WURP!Copy !req
603. This is so lucky.Copy !req
604. We got two hours to spare!Copy !req
605. - Check out that parking space.
- Get in there!Copy !req
606. Ample time to go to the station
and grab our tickets.Copy !req
607. God is smiling down
upon us tonight.Copy !req
608. That's weird. I figured
he'd be pissed as hell at me.Copy !req
609. Fuck, yeah!Copy !req
610. Oh, baby!Copy !req
611. This is so awesome, man.Copy !req
612. No way, man!Copy !req
613. I can't wait!Copy !req
614. We're going to KissCopy !req
615. Let's get out of here, man.Copy !req
616. - Simple Simon?
- The one and only.Copy !req
617. You kids
have to hurry this up.Copy !req
618. I'm due at Cobo Hall
in a half hourfor the warmup.Copy !req
619. We're right behind you, Simon.Copy !req
620. We want to thank you in advance
for those burly-ass ticks.Copy !req
621. Your name isn't Trip, is it?Copy !req
622. Oh, no.
My name's Trip.Copy !req
623. Remember?
We were talking on the phone?Copy !req
624. Go, caller.Copy !req
625. Eugene Klein, Stanley Eisen...Copy !req
626. Peter Crisscoula,
and Paul Frehley.Copy !req
627. You just got yourself
four tickets...Copy !req
628. and four backstage passes...Copy !req
629. - ... at Cobo Hall tonight!
- We won!Copy !req
630. Stay on the line so we
can get yourfull name...Copy !req
631. Trip? You didn't hang up on me,
did you, Tri—Copy !req
632. What kind of total moron...Copy !req
633. would hang up
after winning Kiss tickets?Copy !req
634. Well, there you have it.
We had no choice.Copy !req
635. We gave the tickets
to the next caller.Copy !req
636. I'm sorry.Copy !req
637. Relax!Copy !req
638. Get off of him!Copy !req
639. This noise machine...Copy !req
640. is more than just a quartet
of lousy musicians.Copy !req
641. There's a woman who abuses
her privilege of motherhood.Copy !req
642. - What is Kiss backwards?
- Ssik!Copy !req
643. Oh, shit!Copy !req
644. Guys, where's the Volvo?Copy !req
645. It was fucking stolen, man.Copy !req
646. Christine stole it.
Sleep, my ass.Copy !req
647. The Stella booted
with your mom's wheels.Copy !req
648. Son of a bitch, man!
How can this happen?Copy !req
649. Why are you laughing?Copy !req
650. I'm starting to get real mad.Copy !req
651. Jam, you ass!Copy !req
652. Why'd you talk us
into picking up this bitch?Copy !req
653. I'm sorry, man.
I was trying to be nice.Copy !req
654. I'm sick of your nice shit!Copy !req
655. Drummers are supposed
to have some fucking balls.Copy !req
656. Fuck you, man.
I was being conscientious.Copy !req
657. I didn't think she was
going to steal his mom's car.Copy !req
658. Jam, just shut your
faggotty-ass mouth, OK?Copy !req
659. You're pissing me off.Copy !req
660. Now, we came all this way...Copy !req
661. we got an hour
and forty-five minutes...Copy !req
662. and we got absolutely nothing.Copy !req
663. So help me, God,
we are going to that concert.Copy !req
664. We must get the cops in
on this Volvo situation.Copy !req
665. Lex, this is Detroit.Copy !req
666. You think the cops will waste
city dollars on a Swedish car?Copy !req
667. You're right.Copy !req
668. My mom's got insurance.Copy !req
669. Why am I freaking out?Copy !req
670. It's cool. She's gonna try
to ground me for a year.Copy !req
671. I don't give a shit, man.Copy !req
672. Exactly.
Cool, bro.Copy !req
673. Oh, shit!
Man, I'm in big trouble!Copy !req
674. I'm in big fucking trouble!
The car's gone, man!Copy !req
675. Shut the fuck up, man!Copy !req
676. We're trying to think!Copy !req
677. Wait a second, man.Copy !req
678. I know how we can get
the fucking tickets, man.Copy !req
679. We beat the fucking shit
out of four little kids.Copy !req
680. Like,
take their fuckin' tickets.Copy !req
681. Brilliance, Trip.
Sheer fuckin' brilliance.Copy !req
682. Why don't you give
Albert Einstein here...Copy !req
683. the fuckin' Nobel Prize?Copy !req
684. Look, I think I can
barter with a scalper.Copy !req
685. If you guys can think of
a better plan, go for it.Copy !req
686. For the next hour and a half,
it's every dude for himself.Copy !req
687. We'll reconvene
at that intersection at 8:45.Copy !req
688. I'll see you guys later.
Good luck.Copy !req
689. I don't know
what the fuck we're doing.Copy !req
690. Look around you tonight,
mothers.Copy !req
691. Look at all the young faces.Copy !req
692. Oh, they smile
and they laugh...Copy !req
693. but their eyes
have lost all hope.Copy !req
694. This satanic group Kiss...Copy !req
695. has stolen their souls!Copy !req
696. We—Copy !req
697. Shit.Copy !req
698. I do not know
how you got here tonight...Copy !req
699. and I do not want to know.Copy !req
700. All I know is...Copy !req
701. you are going to pay dearly
for this one, young man.Copy !req
702. Oh, my God.Copy !req
703. The mass, Father—
so inspirational.Copy !req
704. Father, thank you.Copy !req
705. Come again next week.Copy !req
706. Father.Copy !req
707. It's Jeremiah.Copy !req
708. I'm desperate.Copy !req
709. My son was about to defy God...Copy !req
710. by going to that
blasphemous Kiss concert.Copy !req
711. In that case,
come right in.Copy !req
712. He and his mom
just went into that church.Copy !req
713. Can I go and say
good-bye to him?Copy !req
714. Beth, I am not gonna let you
wander the streets after dark.Copy !req
715. I'm not going to wander.
I'm just going over there.Copy !req
716. Fine. As long as we know
where you are.Copy !req
717. Thank you.Copy !req
718. Don't be too long.
We need to get back on the road.Copy !req
719. - Stuart.
- Just relax.Copy !req
720. She's probably got a crush
on the kid or something.Copy !req
721. Hey, chief,
need a ticket?Copy !req
722. Second row, center,
but it's seventy-five clams.Copy !req
723. Aw, man, this is all I got.
Look.Copy !req
724. Scare up the extra gravy.Copy !req
725. Brother, take it easy.Copy !req
726. Where am I supposed to find
that kind of money in an hour?Copy !req
727. Well, um...
check it out over there.Copy !req
728. There's a contest going on.Copy !req
729. You take off your pants,
shake your wee-wee, get $100.Copy !req
730. I can't take off my clothes
and dance like that, man.Copy !req
731. That's embarrassing, man.Copy !req
732. Check it out, man.Copy !req
733. The question you
got to ask yourself is...Copy !req
734. how badly do you want to see...Copy !req
735. the greatest fucking
rock-and-roll show...Copy !req
736. on the fucking earth, right?Copy !req
737. You're talkin'
Gene and Paul live, y'all.Copy !req
738. I'm talkin' about voluptuous
women in the audience.Copy !req
739. I'm talkin' big breastesses
in tight vestesses, my friend.Copy !req
740. You're talkin' people passin'
around joints in the audience.Copy !req
741. You're talkin' about
Detroit Rock City, brother.Copy !req
742. Shake your wee-wee.Copy !req
743. I got stage fright.Copy !req
744. And they're playing
fucking disco over there.Copy !req
745. Shit or get off the pot,
rock star.Copy !req
746. You want to dance?Copy !req
747. Or see Kiss on album covers
for the rest of your life?Copy !req
748. Mmm, second row, center,
brother.Copy !req
749. Go shake your wee-wee.Copy !req
750. You're gonna have that ticket
for me, right?Copy !req
751. Oh, yeah, man,
you got my solemn oath...Copy !req
752. as a public servant.Copy !req
753. Go for it, brother.Copy !req
754. All right.Copy !req
755. See you around.Copy !req
756. Hey, chief,
you need a ticket?Copy !req
757. Seventy-five bucks,
second row, center.Copy !req
758. I'm gonna beat my ticket...Copy !req
759. out of some poor
defenseless chump.Copy !req
760. You know what I mean?Copy !req
761. Yeah, whatever,
reefer-head.Copy !req
762. You fuckin' burnout.Copy !req
763. Take it off, honey!Copy !req
764. Gimme!Copy !req
765. Don't do that.Copy !req
766. I need to sign up
for the contest, please.Copy !req
767. You're a little scrawny,
but thanks to the concert...Copy !req
768. we're low on amateurs.
Name?Copy !req
769. Pick a song, Hawk.Copy !req
770. You got any Kiss?Copy !req
771. Doubtful.
Drink?Copy !req
772. Yeah. A man's drink.Copy !req
773. Oh, God.Copy !req
774. What's this?Copy !req
775. You've never seen
a bourbon on the rocks before?Copy !req
776. Save your money,
stud muffin.Copy !req
777. Lady at the end of the bar
sends her love.Copy !req
778. Oh. Shit.Copy !req
779. Cheers.Copy !req
780. God!Copy !req
781. It's gone bad.Copy !req
782. Hey, you little twerps.Copy !req
783. Give me your Kiss tickets,
or I'll pop yourfaces in.Copy !req
784. But we don't have
any Kiss tickets.Copy !req
785. Yeah. Kiss sucks!Copy !req
786. What? I ought to kick
your asses for saying that.Copy !req
787. Give me this instead.
Now scram! Get out of here!Copy !req
788. Cool.Copy !req
789. Simple Simon comin' at you.Copy !req
790. It's thirty minutes and counting
until Kiss hits the stage...Copy !req
791. tonight at Detroit's
very own Cobo Hall...Copy !req
792. but until then,
here they are with "Shock Me"!Copy !req
793. Rock on, Ace!Copy !req
794. Hey, little kid!Copy !req
795. Shit! You just stumped
my last ball, you—Copy !req
796. Scream and I'll kick
your head off.Copy !req
797. OK, booger,
your Kiss ticket or your life.Copy !req
798. Please, sir,
don't beat me up.Copy !req
799. I do have a Kiss ticket
but not on me.Copy !req
800. Oh, likely story.
Now hand it over, punk.Copy !req
801. No, really. My brother's
holding it for safekeeping.Copy !req
802. Please,
let me get him for you.Copy !req
803. Hey, Chongo.Copy !req
804. Look, little kid...Copy !req
805. I don't need to see Kiss
that bad.Copy !req
806. Don't try to run,
you maggot.Copy !req
807. Chongo's an all-state
track star in every event.Copy !req
808. Lookit, man,
you can have my wallet, OK?Copy !req
809. I was gonna take
your wallet anyway...Copy !req
810. after Chongo and his friends
crush your ribcage...Copy !req
811. like a pack of Luckys, punk.Copy !req
812. This fairy giving you shit, bro?Copy !req
813. He was gonna mug me
for my Kiss tickets.Copy !req
814. That's nuts.Copy !req
815. I said, "Hey, little kid...Copy !req
816. "you know where I could
take a piss?"Copy !req
817. OK, pimple dick, you have
the option of walking outside...Copy !req
818. or gettin' dragged out.Copy !req
819. Please, sir.Copy !req
820. Don't kick my ass!Copy !req
821. I'll do anything
to get out of a beating.Copy !req
822. Say, Chongo...Copy !req
823. perhaps we could use
some extra cash...Copy !req
824. for tasty snacks
at the Kiss concert...Copy !req
825. our weaselly friend
won't be attending.Copy !req
826. Hey, move those lights
over there.Copy !req
827. Hey, you.Copy !req
828. Man.Copy !req
829. Hey, come back here!Copy !req
830. Shit!Copy !req
831. Come here!
Come here!Copy !req
832. All right, wise guy.
You are so out of here.Copy !req
833. Fuck! Keep your paws
to yourself, you dumb ape.Copy !req
834. Where'd he go?Copy !req
835. It's been a while since my boy
had Holy Confession.Copy !req
836. Could you please—Copy !req
837. Consider it done.Copy !req
838. It is about time...Copy !req
839. you gave up that stupid dream
of yours once and for all!Copy !req
840. No son of mine is going
to be a career musician...Copy !req
841. ever, ever, ever!Copy !req
842. Madam, madam.Copy !req
843. We are in a cathedral.Copy !req
844. I'll walk you out.Copy !req
845. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
846. Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned.Copy !req
847. This is my first confession
in a...Copy !req
848. really long time.Copy !req
849. That was our Viking
Patrick Hirsch...Copy !req
850. and he's hung like a Norse.Copy !req
851. Our next amateur
has a name like a bird...Copy !req
852. and if you like birds,
you'll like this.Copy !req
853. It's just a swallow.Copy !req
854. So, put your hands together,
make him feel at home...Copy !req
855. and please welcome... Hawk.Copy !req
856. Oh, shit.Copy !req
857. No, no, no, no.
No way, man.Copy !req
858. You're not going to
chicken out now, are you?Copy !req
859. You're right, Deacon.Copy !req
860. You're right, man.Copy !req
861. Shit! What am I saying?
I got to do this.Copy !req
862. It's for Kiss.Copy !req
863. Oh, my God!Copy !req
864. Oh, the stink!Copy !req
865. Man! Dang!Copy !req
866. Man!Copy !req
867. Come back here, you punk!Copy !req
868. Move!Copy !req
869. Move it!Copy !req
870. Get off me, you bitch!Copy !req
871. Get up.
Come on, move it, sweetie.Copy !req
872. Watch it, asshole.Copy !req
873. Where is he?
Where did he go this time?Copy !req
874. Two hundred bucks?Copy !req
875. My time's precious...Copy !req
876. and that's a reasonable price
to pay for your sorry life.Copy !req
877. Hold on, man.Copy !req
878. Look, I know how
I can get the money.Copy !req
879. I just figured it out, man.Copy !req
880. But you might want
to wait outside.Copy !req
881. I don't trust him.Copy !req
882. I think he's on the level.Copy !req
883. He's too stupid to do
anything sneaky anyway.Copy !req
884. Look at him.
He's a moron.Copy !req
885. You got fifteen minutes
and not a second longer.Copy !req
886. Are you sure that you
don't want to talk about...Copy !req
887. oh, carnal knowledge
with a neighborhood girl?Copy !req
888. Or how about finding a box
of magazines, huh?Copy !req
889. Under your dad's bed?Copy !req
890. Then I suggest
you think of something...Copy !req
891. a little juicier to confess
than losing Kiss tickets.Copy !req
892. You waiting for a confession?
I thought you were Jewish.Copy !req
893. I have a confession.Copy !req
894. I didn't mean
for that to be so intense.Copy !req
895. I can take it.Copy !req
896. I've been in love with you
since the moment I saw you.Copy !req
897. I've just always been
too scared to show it.Copy !req
898. That's exactly the same way
I've always felt about you.Copy !req
899. Jeremiah, really?Copy !req
900. Really.Copy !req
901. And call me Jam.Copy !req
902. It's my band name.Copy !req
903. And now, for our grand prize
of one hundred dollars...Copy !req
904. Don't worry, ladies.
I'm not competing.Copy !req
905. If I did,
you'd want your money back.Copy !req
906. And the winner is...Copy !req
907. Sir Loin!Copy !req
908. Hey, don't look so sad.Copy !req
909. The night is young—Copy !req
910. filled with compensatory
possibilities.Copy !req
911. Oh, thanks for the drinks.Copy !req
912. That was really generous.Copy !req
913. There's no reason for me to be
around these parts anymore.Copy !req
914. I'm in a position
to spend some money on you...Copy !req
915. if you'd get in a position
and spend some time on me.Copy !req
916. I can't believe you're thinking
of robbing this store.Copy !req
917. You don't pass "Go" and collect
two hundred dollars...Copy !req
918. for pulling stuff like this.Copy !req
919. No shit.
Is this really worth it?Copy !req
920. Sure, you're going
to get your ass kicked...Copy !req
921. nine ways to Sunday
by that fucking gorilla...Copy !req
922. but that's still
a hundred times better...Copy !req
923. than getting it porked
for the next three to five.Copy !req
924. What about that girl, Trip?Copy !req
925. She'll never forget this night.Copy !req
926. Even if you get away with it,
she'll be scarred for life.Copy !req
927. When are you going to realize
that sometimes being tough...Copy !req
928. means being tender?Copy !req
929. All right, everybody,
shut up!Copy !req
930. I'm going to have
to do this sometime.Copy !req
931. Might as well be now.Copy !req
932. Evening, honey.Copy !req
933. You know what I am,
what this is...Copy !req
934. and what you need to do,
so let's do it quick.Copy !req
935. Everybody else...Copy !req
936. kindly introduce yourselves
to the floor and kiss it hello.Copy !req
937. Do it or die, bitch.Copy !req
938. I'm just a high school kid.Copy !req
939. Fuck school!Copy !req
940. I went through the motions till
I was old enough to drop out.Copy !req
941. And where's all that studying
going to get you tonight?Copy !req
942. Robbed at gunpoint and possibly
shot in the fucking head!Copy !req
943. Hey, scumbag, drop it,
or I'll blow your head off.Copy !req
944. You and what army?Copy !req
945. The Kiss Army.Copy !req
946. Oh, God, they're in there.Copy !req
947. Oh, shit!Copy !req
948. Come on!Copy !req
949. God, if you
get me out of this...Copy !req
950. I swear I will never
pull my pork again.Copy !req
951. Give me your gun, boy.Copy !req
952. You give me your gun, boy.Copy !req
953. I don't even think
you have a gun.Copy !req
954. Neither do l.Copy !req
955. For the last time...Copy !req
956. take the piece out...Copy !req
957. Iay back down...Copy !req
958. or your mom's
going to need Mr. Clean...Copy !req
959. to get the brains
out of your ski cap!Copy !req
960. Thank you.Copy !req
961. Who are you?Copy !req
962. Eh, they call me Dr. Love.Copy !req
963. Is it true that Gene Simmons...Copy !req
964. had a cow's tongue grafted
onto his real tongue?Copy !req
965. I think he, uh...Copy !req
966. had the piece of skin
under his tongue removed...Copy !req
967. so he could
stick it out farther.Copy !req
968. I was going to
send you this, but...Copy !req
969. Ann Arbor?Copy !req
970. Yeah. My dad's company
is relocating him.Copy !req
971. That's why I was acting
so freaky at school today.Copy !req
972. I thought it'd be the last time
I'd ever see you.Copy !req
973. Oh, fuck.Copy !req
974. You'd better have something
really sinful for me this time.Copy !req
975. All right, Father,
here it is.Copy !req
976. I feel a little ashamed
talking to you about this...Copy !req
977. but I went
to my cousin's wedding...Copy !req
978. and one of the bridesmaids...Copy !req
979. asked me if I wanted
to take a bath.Copy !req
980. This is terrible.Copy !req
981. This girl was a total fox...Copy !req
982. so I finally
gave into temptation...Copy !req
983. about a block away
from the wedding reception...Copy !req
984. at this little motel
that charges by the hour.Copy !req
985. When she peeled off that gown...Copy !req
986. you are not going to believe
what she was wearing underneath.Copy !req
987. Was it a teddy?Copy !req
988. A bustier?Copy !req
989. Satin underwear?Copy !req
990. Crotchless panties?Copy !req
991. Leopard-skin bra?Copy !req
992. Fishnet leotard?Copy !req
993. A leather G-string?Copy !req
994. All right, guys, here.
You want a sandwich?Copy !req
995. Come on. Go. Go!Copy !req
996. OK, fuck it, man.
I give up.Copy !req
997. Oh, God, man, what now?
Wolves?Copy !req
998. All right.Copy !req
999. I jump in the car.
I hot-wire it in thirty seconds.Copy !req
1000. I start driving.
Suddenly, I hear this scream.Copy !req
1001. The disco queen was asleep
in the backseat the whole time.Copy !req
1002. What are we going
to do with her anyway?Copy !req
1003. I don't know,
but she looks like fun.Copy !req
1004. Hey, hey, take it easy.Copy !req
1005. Ah, God.Copy !req
1006. You don't want to get any
whiskey dick around here.Copy !req
1007. Of course, you don't have
to worry about that.Copy !req
1008. Aw, shit.Copy !req
1009. I see you've met
Premature Peter.Copy !req
1010. I'm sorry.Copy !req
1011. That's OK.Copy !req
1012. It's been quite a night.Copy !req
1013. So far, you've seen
me and my dick throw up.Copy !req
1014. I'm sure there's more
where that came from, right?Copy !req
1015. Now come here.Copy !req
1016. You guys better kill me...Copy !req
1017. before you do what
you're thinking about doing...Copy !req
1018. because when I get angry,
I can bite down very hard.Copy !req
1019. Sweet Polly Purebred's
got some spunk, huh?Copy !req
1020. I'll give her some spunk,
all right.Copy !req
1021. We can strip that Beemer
in fifteen minutes.Copy !req
1022. I say we can strip her
in fifteen seconds.Copy !req
1023. Now, wait a minute, guys.
Two on one ain't fair.Copy !req
1024. Why don't you let me
get my friend Barbara?Copy !req
1025. You'd love her—
tits the size of your head.Copy !req
1026. You'll feel like
a little baby sucking on them.Copy !req
1027. You guys like disco?Copy !req
1028. I teach disco dancing
back at my church.Copy !req
1029. You guys look like you got
a little rhythm in your blood.Copy !req
1030. Free lessons if you let me go.Copy !req
1031. Oh, I know a dance we could do—
the Horizontal Hustle.Copy !req
1032. Hey, peanut turds.Copy !req
1033. I'm here for the girl
and the car.Copy !req
1034. You can try to stop me...Copy !req
1035. but you're not going to like
what happens if you do.Copy !req
1036. It's too bad.
He was such a young idiot.Copy !req
1037. Hey, he's a stupid boy.Copy !req
1038. He deserves to fucking die.Copy !req
1039. Tear these grease monkeys
a new asshole!Copy !req
1040. One step out of that office,
and your asses are Alpo.Copy !req
1041. I always come prepared.Copy !req
1042. You're the coolest.Copy !req
1043. I believe you were promised
a ride to Disco lnferno.Copy !req
1044. Let me escort you to the car.Copy !req
1045. What about the fucking dogs?Copy !req
1046. You got a phone in there, man?Copy !req
1047. Call the cops.Copy !req
1048. You're fuckin' dead!Copy !req
1049. Beth, I feel like such an idiot.Copy !req
1050. Why didn't I just say something
a year and a half ago?Copy !req
1051. Don't think about the past.Copy !req
1052. Let's just think about
from today on.Copy !req
1053. I'll never forget you, Jam.Copy !req
1054. Church will never be the same.Copy !req
1055. God damn it, Beth!Copy !req
1056. I'm coming, Dad.Copy !req
1057. Well...Copy !req
1058. So...Copy !req
1059. I'll call you,
as soon as we get a phone.Copy !req
1060. - All right.
- Yeah.Copy !req
1061. I hope this helps.Copy !req
1062. No, no.
You know what?Copy !req
1063. Strange as it may seem...Copy !req
1064. I don't think
I can take the money.Copy !req
1065. It would cheapen
the whole experience.Copy !req
1066. I ain't no Midnight Cowboy
or anything like that.Copy !req
1067. I'm not paying you
for the lovemaking.Copy !req
1068. I just want you to have this...Copy !req
1069. for whatever you needed it for
when I made the offer.Copy !req
1070. Thanks.Copy !req
1071. Was there any money taken?Copy !req
1072. Nope...Copy !req
1073. but it is Smiley Mart's policy
to give a cash reward of $150...Copy !req
1074. to anyone who stops a robbery.Copy !req
1075. I gave him the money,
and he took off.Copy !req
1076. Thanks.Copy !req
1077. You see this guy again,
call us, all right?Copy !req
1078. We want to ask him
a few questions.Copy !req
1079. If I see Dr. Love again
anytime soon...Copy !req
1080. you're going to have to wait
till I'm done with him first.Copy !req
1081. One-thirty...Copy !req
1082. one-forty, and one-fifty.Copy !req
1083. That's all I got, man.Copy !req
1084. I really wanted things
to work out for you...Copy !req
1085. my weaselly,
dimwitted friend.Copy !req
1086. You got spunk.Copy !req
1087. At least I still got you,
Stretch.Copy !req
1088. I took his head off.Copy !req
1089. Kiss? How dare they call
themselves Kiss.Copy !req
1090. Kiss is about love.Copy !req
1091. They are teaching our children
lust, betrayal, and hate.Copy !req
1092. We as parents are obligated—Copy !req
1093. How's it going, Mom?Copy !req
1094. I'm going to ask you
this nicely first.Copy !req
1095. Can I have my drumsticks back?Copy !req
1096. Your drumsticks are the least
of your worries, young man.Copy !req
1097. You ran out on God!Copy !req
1098. My son just ran out on God!Copy !req
1099. You are in a world of—Copy !req
1100. Trouble?Copy !req
1101. I've been in trouble
for the past twelve hours.Copy !req
1102. I'm going to be in St. Bernard's
boarding school...Copy !req
1103. for the next two years
of my life, remember?Copy !req
1104. I'm going to be out of your hair
until I am a legal adult!Copy !req
1105. Then all you have to do
is go to church...Copy !req
1106. Iight a candle, and pray
to some stupid statue...Copy !req
1107. and all is forgiven
and forgotten, right, Mom?Copy !req
1108. Then you can spend your days
in a guilt-free pursuit...Copy !req
1109. of more constructive
activities...Copy !req
1110. like telling everybody else
how screwed up their lives are.Copy !req
1111. Then you no longer
need the patience...Copy !req
1112. and understanding required...Copy !req
1113. in order to talk to your own son
on some normal plane.Copy !req
1114. That way,
you don't even need to think...Copy !req
1115. about how tough it was for you
when you were growing up.Copy !req
1116. It's probably a good thing, too,
'cause if you did...Copy !req
1117. you'd realize what a lousy...Copy !req
1118. goddamn,
shitty-ass parent you are.Copy !req
1119. What has gotten into you?Copy !req
1120. I just lost my virginity
in a confessional booth!Copy !req
1121. Lord have mercy!Copy !req
1122. Now...Copy !req
1123. for the last time...Copy !req
1124. Mom, give me back
my fucking drumsticks.Copy !req
1125. Please.Copy !req
1126. Cute.Copy !req
1127. They grow upfast,
don't they?Copy !req
1128. Hey, dude.Copy !req
1129. Dude, I got the cash, man.
Check it out.Copy !req
1130. No, that can't be
the last ticket!Copy !req
1131. God!Copy !req
1132. You fucking bastard!Copy !req
1133. Any luck?Copy !req
1134. Yeah, man, plenty,
but it was all bad, man.Copy !req
1135. I found the Volvo.Copy !req
1136. Tickets?Copy !req
1137. Wait a second.
I know how we can get in.Copy !req
1138. I say that we beat the shit
out of each other, right?Copy !req
1139. Then we go
to the ticket taker...Copy !req
1140. and we say that we got mugged
and our tickets were stolen.Copy !req
1141. They have to let us in then,
right?Copy !req
1142. Why not?Copy !req
1143. Go.Copy !req
1144. No! God!Copy !req
1145. Oh, man,
you got to let us in.Copy !req
1146. Four muggers
just stole our tickets.Copy !req
1147. You expect me to believe that?Copy !req
1148. Are you fucking kidding me?Copy !req
1149. Look at us.Copy !req
1150. It was those assholes
right there!Copy !req
1151. They stole our tickets!Copy !req
1152. Number thirteen!Copy !req
1153. Hey, stop those guys.Copy !req
1154. They got tickets.Copy !req
1155. Let's see.
Come here.Copy !req
1156. They even stole my wallet, man.Copy !req
1157. I've never even seen
these assholes before.Copy !req
1158. In there, you'll find
my Kiss Army picture l.D...Copy !req
1159. and a hundred and fifty bucks
cash.Copy !req
1160. - Out of here.
- Damn.Copy !req
1161. My midget weaselly friend.Copy !req
1162. I was really hoping things
could work out for you.Copy !req
1163. You got spunk.Copy !req
1164. Go.Copy !req
1165. I got it, man.Copy !req
1166. We're going.Copy !req
1167. OK, then.Copy !req
1168. We want Kiss!Copy !req
1169. This is it.Copy !req
1170. You wanted the best,
and you got the best!Copy !req
1171. The hottest band in the world—Copy !req
1172. Kiss!Copy !req
1173. I feel uptight
on a Saturday nightCopy !req
1174. Nine o'clockCopy !req
1175. The radio's the only lightCopy !req
1176. I hear my songCopy !req
1177. And it pulls me throughCopy !req
1178. It comes on strongCopy !req
1179. Tells me what I got to doCopy !req
1180. I got toCopy !req
1181. Get upCopy !req
1182. Everybody's gonna
move their feetCopy !req
1183. Get downCopy !req
1184. Everybody's gonna
leave their seatCopy !req
1185. You gotta lose your mind
in Detroit Rock CityCopy !req
1186. Get upCopy !req
1187. Everybody's gonna
move their feetCopy !req
1188. Get downCopy !req
1189. Everybody's gonna
leave their seatCopy !req
1190. Movin' fast,
doin' ninety-fiveCopy !req
1191. I hit top speedCopy !req
1192. Still movin' much too slowCopy !req
1193. I feel so goodCopy !req
1194. I'm so aliveCopy !req
1195. I hear my songCopy !req
1196. Playin' on the radioCopy !req
1197. And it goesCopy !req
1198. Get upCopy !req
1199. Everybody's gonna
move their feetCopy !req
1200. Get upCopy !req
1201. Everybody's gonna
leave their seatCopy !req